Welcome to the Vidya Creepypasta General. Feel free to discuss video game-based creepypastas and their related content. And most importantly, h̷̰̰̋̈́̆a̴̦͘v̸̧̳̦̔͐e̷̞̜̟̕͝ ̶͇͘f̶̨̓͘ú̴̦̰̓͐ñ̴̜̠̦ROOM #493 - Collector Belial (Pokemon Baphomet) Edition>/exeg/arbage Site & Archivehttps://exegarbage.lol/>Video Game Creepypastas & Gaming Urban Legendshttps://rentry.org/creepypasta-centered-wiki>Official 4chan-Approved Creepypasta Listhttps://rentry.org/xpastas>Creepypasta Games, Web Series/ARGs, SlenderARGs and Fearvlogshttps://rentry.org/Exeg-games-and-web-series-archives>Old Man Reads Vidya Creepypastashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T339A8wlzgs Sonic.exehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRL0Rhyrz9g Mario World I HATE YOUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt2qpC2Ko-I Sonic 2 Genocide City>/exeg/ Archiveshttps://rentry.org/exeg-images-archives>/exeg/ CyTubehttps://cytu dot be/r/exegarbagehttps://rentry.org/exegarbage>Homemade/found pastashttps://rentry.org/4chanpastas>Room Templatehttps://rentry.org/exeg-template/raw>Previous Room>>504743597
What was Luigi's motivation in I HATE YOU? I've only ever seen people get that mad when they're denied healthcare
>>505619086is your waifu karrie by any chance?
>>505620518I love undouched nigger pussy
SEX WITH RAT LADY
>>505623153She's so ugly.
>>505624005you're ugly
>>505624005Not as ugly as your soul.
>>505623153Please get better taste fucking faggot
What if OSF X contracted NIDS?
>lord x, faker, 2017x>CRINGE for twitter FAGGOTS>OSF X>perfect 4chan soul kino
>>505627102how does a demon get aids
>>505627272he's gay?
>>505626117Billions must hate
>>505625706
>>505619808isn't it obvious?
>>505627267this but unironically
>>505619553if i had a nickel every time an 4chan thread used an art of mine i would have 5 nickels.>>505330558 I WAS this post who bringed FINGERBONES when everyone was doomposting (i have previus knowledge of fingerbones when i was contacting ngc new/old fangame devs, but i wouldnt working on fingerbones if OSF coder didnt work there, awesome to see stuff on motion)https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/445490124/#q445641482>>505623153SEX WITH a living human.>>505627267Speaking of Faker, i know that comic panels got leaked and i have seen it but there wasnt any more projects aside from the game (and the soundcloud OST),Idk if raven gonna make the pasta of sonic XTREME with faker.
>>505636741cumi I'll be upfront with you about this. you should REALLY talk to that furfag razz about 1-2, as well as the team about how you feel. 2 years 1 level is absolutely ridiculous. after what you said a while back, it's clear that they're never going to get all 8 worlds done at this pace. something has to change with the team
>>505637723cumi works for the fatfag team? ...why?
>>505636741>>505637723Cumi don't say anything, Mario 85 never getting past 1-1 is really funny. If they ever actually do finish 1-2, I'm going to be sad
>>505636741>Idk if raven gonna make the pasta of sonic XTREME with faker.No but he did write this https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Pipo89sTt83KVJ2AoTdMeWgaCnbdliMM4wn6ECECmRw/edit?tab=t.0
>>505638727who the fuck names their child 'Pandora?" that's like if I named my child 'Prometheus'
>>505637723i cannot do anything aside from asisting (when i want lol), i dont like frazz/razz not personally but how they directed the project since they focused on Funkin or Refsheets drawings, AT THIS POINT i consider the "Redux" the official version, if the new director makes the right choices maybe in a couple of months u could see 1-1 and 1-2 stuffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj5ZviudOC8>also i think on shitterX got discussion to who should get ownership of mX>+Mexico pasta is not fully out of spite is more abt saving the ideas i have for the projects and assets from devs.https://files.catbox.moe/5k20ju.mp4>>505637856funny story. i edited some sprites, i didnt know at the time that was for M85, looked good enough and they putted it on M85, i just got invited.>>505638487if in three months there's nothing , you could smile forever.>>505638727how old, im goint to read it.>>505638875is like when u create an "EDGY STORY" and u put oddnames with veryyy specific meanings or foreshadows.
>>505638875>>505639929how hard is it to just use a name generator or use something plain. like rachel or anna
>>505640282the name 'pandora' is too much on the nose.
>>505639929Is that mp4 yours?
>>505640282its based on too slow d-sides you retard
>>505643121yeah and it's fucking stupid
>>505639929Aren't you worried if the team ends up seeing this at some point?.Still i have a lot of respect for you, it takes balls to talk about the team (and razz) dumb bullshit like that.
>>505644364Oh shit somebody pretended to be me and went on this anonymous site and also my little brother (who is 18) typed this for me and my dog walked across the keyboard oh my Goddddd I did not write this I did not!!!
>>505644436oh hi mark
>>505644364The usual reason people don't want to get kicked off projects like that is that it'd get them in problems with whatever online friends they have. All of Cumi's friends publicly shit on Mario 85 and he himself has committed very little to the game itself so he probably doesn't care. They have to beg to keep him on, he can say whatever he wants. The gringos of Mario 85 are the bitch SLAVES of the latinx army
>>505644576the poor brownies win once again
>>505644364nope, i always have been vocal/honest or tried atleast.even if they got mad, and kicked me, they should AGAIN redesign pipecrawler (flanderized Mexico)https://x.com/Mario85Official/status/1865542596413571283
>>505645337looking at the comment section and the profiles truly is something huh?
>>505641384forgot to answer, is from m85, OLD 1-2 but i want personally save the BG and some brick tiles that i find neat.
Why is Lucas from Mario 85 more well-known than his Sonic vessel counterparts?
>>505646148since when that's the case?
What if /exeg/ was /pngg/
https://youtu.be/8UINxk6gmZo?si=ueAMwTcGwtHY7wf_
>>505658169pngg stands for... penis nigga giga goyslop
>>505658441Majestic.
i believe scp 2721 should be used as a torture method
>>505620518Karrie isn’t fat
>>505673734correct she's obese
https://x.com/GroundedBears/status/1860461174493532289Someone draw OSF X and Jimmy hanging out
>>505638875>
>>505673734>>505673895does anyone use the word chubby anymore
>>505680842Fat is the honest word.
Mario if he genesis.
What if Movie Sonic fought OSF X
>>505699114unrelated but apparently he's going up against Funker in the Sonic Execution comichttps://x.com/ExecutionSonic/status/1854106887215849657
>>505700426>Um, excuse me. Why do you look like me?>I don't look like you, you look like me. Why do you look like me?>Hey, y'know what, I'll ask the questions, new hedgehog.>WHO ARE YOU>WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME
>>505699114https://m.soundcloud.com/panther-den/alex-jones-rpe-anthem
>>505701149funker would say something in latin and movienic would cut him off and say "sorry I don't speak Italian"
>>505702685konichiwaaaa???
>>505705892Source???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwf1IWf88qkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K--0Gn0VacAeddsworld analog horror or something.
>>505700426Funkerniggers getting their decadely crumb of >Content
>>505690532Surprised there's been no attempt at an Impasta reskin for OSF
>>505710017There's already 3 Impasta references in OSF but making him a reskin feels a bit muchAmy X is vague enough, Postman Pat is funny, directly shilling contentbrews feels a bit harder to justify without coming off as JewishSomeone was making a Sabotage reskin and I think Hatcher said he didnt want to add it
https://youtu.be/VDAdgalfICQ?si=_XzyIL-iFt669t0Nwe should put all these showcases into a cytube playlist and turn it into a drinking game
how does it feel knowing the two public faces of osf according to continued are a zionist homophobic fatphobic islamophobic chudlord and a furry porn addict
>>505712871pretty based
>>505710017I would veto this for being too much. The greatest Impasta """reference""" would be playable Mario and he never dies from Sonic.exe because of Latinx powerscaling
>>505712871Better than a tranny like revie who sits on his ass just to scratch his "femme balls" and complain about the exe community.
>>505715374Hatcher sits on his ass just to scratch his masculine vulva and complain about the exe community thoughever
>revie out of nowhere
>>505715645hatcher actually made a game
>>505716137sonic 1 but with sonic.exe
>>505716137Revie whipped 15 mexicans into making Vs Sonic.exe v2 which is more important than OSF ok chud
>>505716627ok "frazz" let's see you do something better. oh wait you fucking can't
>>505716798who the fuck is frazz? all I know is mari0bot
>>505716650help me come up with an authleft
wikijanny
>>505717347Actually important distinction
>>505715645>scratch his masculine vulvaGruesome image
I wish there was more vidya creepypasta stuff akin to the quality of Ben Drowned or Pokemon Creepy Black. Or hell even stuff just around the 2009/2012 era. >pic heavily related
>>505720015Have you ever seen how some roided-out women end up having massive swollen clits that resemble penises after prolonged steroid abuse?Not a pretty sight
>>505720529I think yuo should be shot and killed
What if OSF X met Dipper Pines?
>>505725917Taco Bell
>>505726153
>>505726153oh yeah hatcher provoked the dipperfucker
Nicki Minaj will officially be appearing as a playable character in Ordinary Sonic Fangame
>>505726731god damn it not again
>>505726153>dipper taco bellnow that is something i havent heard of in years
trying to think of amy x recolors
>>505727515why not do some shoes to start with?
i have two ideas so far
>>505727515stupid idea but should OSF Amy X's personality be based on Archie Sonic's Rosy the Rascal
>>505727515I have a suggestion
>>505619553
>>505727515
>>505726153this brings me memories
>>505730203Faggot
>>505726153Should i storytime it
>>505733648No
>>505733648not a single part of it is on topic thougheverbeit
>>505733835treat it like a lost episode creepypasta
>>505733932but we're vidya creepypastathat isn't our departmentunless...
>>505733835Anon. What the fuck does thougheverbeit mean
>>505733835It's canon to OSF with the Amy skin
>>505734068OK we're good to go>>505734093Idon know either
fuck it i'm storytiming it anyways to speed up the thread"Dipper Goes To Taco Bell">It was a normal day in Gravity Falls, Oregon. Well, as normal as Gravity Falls gets, anyways. Dipper Pines was reading his book, and Mabel, his twin sister, was wondering what he was doing.>"Dipper, are you gonna keep your nose buired in that strange book of yours all summer? You gotta go out, have an adventure!" Mabel exclamd.>"Not now," Dipper said quietly. "I'm trying to decode this.">He was looking at a cryptogram that said, "XSLFA QBE QXZL YBII". Dipper was offically stumped. He could not figure out what it meant. And it seemd very mysterious to him.>"Grunkle Stan is gonna take us to the diner for lunch, Dipper!" Mabel exclames.>Dipper, however, was not in the mood for the diner. He was publicy humiliated the last time he went, and he thougt the food wasn't very good anyway.>"Mabel, I don't want to go to the diner," Dipper said solemmly. "I want to go somewhere else.">"But there is really nothing else in town, ulness you count the Taco Bell near the forest." Mabel replied.>"Taco Bell?" Dipper's ears perked up. He had never eaten at Taco Bell before, and ever since last week, he had a craving for mexican food for some reason.>"Why don't we go to Taco Bell today?" Dipper asked.>"Taco Bell?" Grunkle Stan questioned. "Why d'you wanna go THERE? It smells like the bathroom when it gets clogged.">"I had my heart set on pancakes, Mabel moaned.">"Listen, you can go to Taco Bell if you want to, but don't come crying to me when you smell like expired onions.">"Fine, I Will." Dipper said harshly.>"Don't let the door hit you on the way out," Grunkle Stan said. But as he was exiting the Mystery Shack, the door hit him on the way out.>"AH HA HA HA HA HA!" said Grunkle Stan. He was laughing.
>He was laughing.
>>505734437>So anyways, Mabel and Grunkle Stan went to the diner, while Dipper tried to find the Taco Bell. He had brought with him his book and a couple bucks. But finding the Taco Bell was harder than he had previously thought. He had been looking around town for what seemed like days. The Mysteru Book wasn't helping him either. Until he saw a flicker of a sign in the forest. He went into the forest.>"Why would there be a Taco Bell in the forest?" Dipped asked himself.>After hiking for about an hour, Dipper finally got to the Taco Bell. But it sure didn't look like any Taco Bell he'd ever seen. It was surrounded by a barrage of giant Oak trees, in an open field, completely different from the rugged terrain of the Oregon forest. The open field was covered with at least three layers of pine needles, which got the attention of Dipper. He stuck his hand into the pine needles.>"OW!" Dipper shouted. A pine needle poked him. It hurts.>The resturant, Taco Bell, looked like a silo, sort of. Well, it was very cylindrical. The outside had rusty picnic tables, and looked like no one used them at all. Dipper walked up to the resturant's door.>"Should I go in there?" Dipper asked himself. "I'm starting to have second thoughts. Why is there a small, desolate, Taco Bell in this forest, miles from the nearest road? But I guess it's my only option. Mabel and Grunkle Stan are probably don with lunch right now.">And they were. Mabel wondered why Dipper hadn't come back yet, but Grunkle Stan didn't give a damn.>So Dipper entered the resturant. But he was relieved to see that the interior was normal, except for its high celing. There were also no customers inside, but >Dipper thought that was normal, considering how the franchise was so isolated.>He went up to the counter. There was only one cashier working the registers. A very old, slightly deaf, bored out of his skull cashier.>Dipper decided what he wanted to order, than approached the register.
>>505734625>"Ok, then." The cahier said, then went in the back for a few minutes. When he came out, he was carrying dippers taco.>"That'll one dolla," the cashier said. Dipper gave him the money, and went to sit down at the least grimiest table.>He bit into the hot, spicy, juicy taco, filled with thick, pure, meat, mild, tantalizing black beans, and sour, fluffy, sour cream. He enjoyed the single bite of that perfectly cooked taco, and still tasted it in his mouth after he swallowed it.>But as he was about to bite into it a second time, he felt a churning movement inside his body, something that he had felt often.>"Uh oh." Dipper said, than rushed to find the lavatory.>"Man, that really went through me," Dipper said to himself.>For some reason, the bathrooms were hidden in a corner, far from the counter, and far from the table he was sitting at.>When he walked in, he found that the bathrooms were surprisingly clean, for a fast food resturant, anyway. And Dipper found this suspisicious. All of the stalls were full, and no one was using the urinals.>But, right on cue, someone walked out of one of the stalls. Dipper didn't pay much attention to who was walking out, but he was wearing all black, and had a >plastic bag with him. Dipper just had to go.>Unfortunaly, he didn't make it in time. He checked his pants and found the worst of all.>"Diarreah." Dipper said. "Yeegh.">He was about to leave the stal when he noticed a bulge in his pants.>He touched the bulge, and once he touched it, he knew excatly what it was. It was an erection.>He found himself completely aroused after touching it, and started to do it some more. Eventually, he was ready to hardcore masturbate. He didn't know what was arousing him, but he knew he was aroused.>He took off his blue shorts and his soiled underwear, revealing his medium-sized, but not small, penis. The tip was bright and red, like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
>>505734858what's funnier the text itself or that the author was probably turned on writing it
>>505733648ah fuck it go ahead
>>505734858>Dipper started to yank his Johnson harder and faster. The five-incher was getting pumped. Dipper's soiled hands started to feel bits of pre-cum on his dry fingers.>Eventually, the medium-sized dick couldn't take it anymore, and burst in an explosion of cum. The cum got all over the walls and toilet, and Dipper felt proud. >He had creamed himself for the first time, but he was upset that it was not over Wendy.>"No," Dipper thought. "All this is not enough for me. I need to release all of this!">With his erection still active, Dipper began yanking his penis again. It was much quicker, and Dipper cummed quicker. It was a bigger release than last time, and it began to rain Dipper's seed.>Dipper felt more proud than last time, his heart about to burst from all the droplets of cum falling down from the celing. He felt as happy as he felt on the day of the first snowfall of the year.>He stuck out his tongue to tast the cum, shiny from the faulty flourescent lighting in the bathroom. He tasted it, and he thought it was the one of the best tastinf things in the world, better than the largest chocolate bar, better than the rarest pig, and better than the taco he was having earlier.>By now, he couldn't stop. He couldn't leave now and miss out on this great masturbation adventure. He wanted to taste the cum. He scraped a handfull of it off of the stall and put it in his dirty, wet, mouth.>He grabed another, and another, and another. He was getting more aroused by consuming the cum, and he released another load.>"So that's where it's all coming from," Dipper said to himself, cum all over his face and teeth.>Dipper came up with a solution to get a more hardcore, adult, masturbation expierience. He was going to put it into action.>He tilted his head down, sat down on the cum-covered ground, grabbed his hardened Johnson, and stuck it in his mouth.I have to stop for right now, can someone keep it going? https://archiveofourown.org/works/39576069
>>505735047I'll do it>Once it was firmly in, Dipper began to suck on the very hard rod. He sucked it like the lollipop he got a the county fair a while back. It taste alot like it to.>The legs were so expertly over his shoulder that he could've been a gymnast. The more he sucked on his hard dick, the more his aroused legs shook.>Eventually, just when he was going to give out, he came in his mouth. It was the best thing he ever expierienced, and kept on performing fellatio on himself.>As he was stimulating himself orally, he accidentally fell over to his side. He broke from his his penis and cummed on the floor. The floor was covered in so much of Dipper's cum that he started to make a snow angel in the cum, or, a cum angel. He was eating som in the process.>But then he looked to his side, and immediately became so hard that the red tip was touching his short pubic hair.>He saw what was causing it.>He saw his underwear, covered in dark brown feces.>He held up his underwear, which was covered in the cum-filled floor, and marveled at its erotic beauty. The feces were so beautifully ejaculated, so smooth in its sticky browness, so perfect they felt in Dipper's white hands.>He wanted his shit.
>>505737539>He held the brown underwear like a fish on a lure, and put his sticky white lips into the sticky brown feces.His tongue was rubbing the crap all over his tighty whites, making his mouth all a brownish-white mess. He was biting into the shit and sucked it in his mouth. It was more stimulating than ever before. He now knew that he didn't need Wendy, or Mabel, or any of the other girls in Gravity Falls. All he needed was a big pile of his shit.>He took a scoop of the feces (He had a lot of diarrea) and began to spread it over his dick. Every time he spread the crap, he was getting more and more aroused. Once his dick was completely brown, he came again.>It filled up all the spots in the stall that weren't covered in Dipper's cum. Once again, Dipper took big scoops of cum and consumed it in large gulps.>Now Dipper had to put the brown sticky feces all over his penis again, and boy, did he do a good job. The brown stuff was all over his external genitals, and his testicles. He had cummed a few times here and there.>Now, his beautiful, brown genitals, needed to be cleaned. But Dipper didn't have any cleaning supplies, so he had to suck the shit off.>He brung his erection up to his mouth, and began to suck. This time he made it very clear to lick the feces off with his tongue, and as soon as the tongue touched his dick, he cummed.
>>505738856>He was having the most fun he ever had in that bathroom stall and forgot who he was, where he lived, where he was, or what he was eating. All that was on his mind was his sweet cum.>He just thought of a great idea.>Dipper took a scoopful of diarreah and a scoopful of cum, and put it in the toilet.>He flushed it, but before it want all the way down, he grabbed the wet pile of shit and cum, and stuck it in his mouth.>Dipper was consuming all of the shit, cum, and toilet water, and it tasted great. He kept on doing it for god knows how long, and one of the times, he hit his head against the toilet rim.>Dipper's brain must've been knocked out of place at that time, because this time, instead of putting the shit and cum in his food hole, he started to lather it on his penis again.>He wanted more of his Johnson, but that would be a fatal mistake.why does this faggot keep misspelling diarrhea it's pissing me off
>>505739541i'm back by the way, if you want i can take over again
>>505740127sure
>>505739541>>505740446alright>Once it was covered again, he put it in his mouth and began sucking. But did it too hard.>As he was sucking and cumming, he accidentaly bit on his dick.>As soon as he tasted the blood, he broke out of coitus, and saw his lacerated penis.>He saw a mix of blood and cum coming out of it, like aa lava, and his erectile muscle pointing out.>Dipper grabbed it and grimaced in pain. He winced at it, and looked horrified. He snapped out of it all, and tried to figure out a solution to the castration.>He put some more diarea and cum on it, but that didn't stop the bleeding.>Dipper spit out the piece of dick that he bit off, and tried to reapply it, but it didn't work.>No matter how many times he tried to reattach it, they all failed.>He put more of his reproductive fluids on the castrarion, but they only made the penis swell up, like the Goodyear blimp.>Dipper was licking the blood off the try to stop it, but the blood was coming faster than he could lick.>He was now in ultimate pain, and felt nothing like this. He screamed, as loud as he could, and felt like no one could hear him. He was screaming louder and louder, saying, "HALP! I BIT MY DICK OFF!">He was going insane. He started to bang against the stall, screaming "HELP!" as loud as he could yell. After a full 5 minutes, with a large mix of blood, cum, and feces on the floor, he was banging his head against the stall.>The banging was louder than the loudest thunderstorm, and yet no one came for help.>Dipper was alone in the bathroom, alone in the stall, alone with his beloved dick, now to near death, and unfortunately, he was near death.>After one final blow to the head, the now-screaming Dipper was now as silent as Christmas Eve. He felk to the floor, eyes turned skyward, and fell in a mix of his own blood, cum, and feces.
Shout out to >>505103207 for having the funniest reply last thread! Second place goes to >>505111774 for having a slightly less funny reply!
>>505740593At the Mystery Shack, Mable was feeling very worried about Dipper, so she went off and tried to find him. She went off into the forest first, (She knew where it was) and, suprinsignly, got there in less time than Dipper.As she entered the newly cleaned doors, she immediately noticed the once-bitten taco on one of the tables, and immediately knew it was Dipper's.Mabel rushed into the men's bathroom, (she liked to use the urinalls) and rushed into a random stalls.It was her brother's.Mabel looked at how messy the stall was, and how it was used to do the deed. Her pink sneakerswere sticky from stepping into the reddish-brown mess of fluids.She walked around the messy stall for a bit, but then saw the most horrid sight she could imagine.Dipper's corpse.Mabel was welled up in tears at the sight of it, and began to cry.As she was crying, she sat down in a pile of the blood, feces, and cum and looked at Dipper's lifeless face.It was beautiful, as his smooth facial features complimented his circle of cum around his lips."Oh, Dipper," Mabel said through her tears, "Let me clean the white stuff off of your lips."Mabel brought Dipper's head up to hers, and she kissed him.After pulling out of the kiss, Mabel enjoyed it, and so she kissed him again.She didn't want to let go of Dipper, not now. Not when he had just died. He was her brother, after all!She held Dipper's naked corpse in her arms, and she felt a tingling feeling in herself, an secret dirty side."No one would care if we just did it, right? He is dead, and know 1 would know in this restroom stall…" Mabel thought.She immediately came up with an answer. She pulled Dipper's head up to her head, and kissed him again, only it was a french kiss.Once Mabel was done, she put the body on the floor, then Mabel got down on the fluid-covered floor, too.
>>505740998>Mabel started to go on a kiss-krazy frenzy with Dipper, that made it lok like Dipper was alive. Tongue went into Dipper's deceased mouth, scraping the feces and cum off of the roof of Dipper's mouth.>Mabel was shaking even more now, that her tongue was touching Dipper's. She unzipped her jeans, slowly slid them off, and then threw them at the wall. >They stuck there from the cum.>Mabel revealed her nice, clean, exposed, virgin, vagina. She took Dipper's corpse, not noticing the eternally bleeding penis, and brung it closer to the cervix.>She rubbed her clitoris for arousal perposes before she stuck it in, and once the dick was firmly in, she finally felt joy in her life.>She loved the feeling of losing it to her dead brother's body, and started to get the oddest feeling.>She lost it. She finally lost it.>She squealed in happyness, and started to french kiss Dipper harder. Her tongue almost touched Dipper's uvula.>She kept holding on to his lacerated dick in her vagina, and sloshing her tongue all around Dipper's mouth.>She kept pulling in an out with Dipper's stick. Blood was getting on her urethra walls, not noticing one bit. She did not want to leave the body, not now. She would kill herself if it could mean they'd be in coitus forever.>If only Dipper could kiss her back.>After what seemd like hours, it wouldn't fit in. Mabel finally looked down at the now pretty messed up penis.>Mabel couldn't look away at it.>It was now swollen to the size of her head, a whole mix of rainbow colors, and still spewing lifeless cum.>Mabel vomited on it, which only made it worse. It grew bigger and bigger.>"Oh, Dipper," she said soflty.>Then Mabel started to scream.>She was horrorfied at the sight of it, and started to barf again. She tried to put a giant mix of blood, cum, vomit, and feces on the dick, but it didn't work. She tries to suck it all off, but found herself enjoying the sucking and the taste of Dipper's penis blood.
>>505741215>She kept on sucking on it, tasting the blood, and touching and fondling Dipper's dead erectile muscle.>She was esctatic. She was more happy than she ever had been. More happy than she was before.>As she was squealing with delight, the stall door started to open a crack. Mabel took notice of this.>"Huh?" she asked. The door started to open more (It wasn't locked).>Mabel started to get nervous. She didn't want to go to jail for necrophilia, she was only a child, who bit off more than she could chew. She got too ahead of herself, after lusting after her twin brother for so long. If it was the police, she had no hope. She hoped it was just another Taco Bell employee, who would listen to her and help her out.>The stall door finally burst open. Standing in front of it, was a man dressed in black. He had a Taco Bell logo sewn on the left of his fleece jacket. He was wearing squeaky shoes, that squeaked across the bathroom floor, He was wearing dark sunglasses.>The mysterious man walked up to the two of them slowly. Mabel stood up on her feet, fear and blood on her face.>The man stared at Mabel for a long time, until he finally said, "Are you supposed to be in this bathroom, young lady?">Mabel was shaking in horror, now. She turned to face Dipper's naked, violated, dead body, and turned to face the man again.>"M-mist-ter, I-idin-din't inten-nd to do t-this to m-my br-bro-brother," Mabel said, shaking with tears in her eyes.>The man brought himself closer to Mabel's face.>"S-sir, your, your, your, in m-my p-p-per-ersonal spa-ace," Mabel tried to manage.>The man was inspecting a red spot on Mabel's cheek. After several seconds, the man touched the spot, trailed his finger in it, and put the finger in his mouth.>"Blood," the man whispered to himself.>"W-what did y-you s-sa-say, S-sir?" Mabel asked him, not understanding what he was saying.>"Little girl, do you know what that is on your cheek?" the man asked.
Do Convulsing Vascular Adventure Time Anal Rape next
>>505741472>Mabel repeated what the mysterious man did to her cheek, and said back to him, "I-It's bl-blood.">"And with the blood being on your cheek, have you developed, shall we say, a desired taste for it?" the man asked back. Mabel did not notice the retractable chisel in his right hand.>"Um, uh, y-y-y-y-ye-ye-yes? I didn't m-mean to, I j-jus—">"Ssh," the man quieted her. "If you like the addicting taste of it, why didn't you say so?" and, without warning, the man cut her across the chest with the chisel.>She screamed at the pain of it. Blood started to pour out of the diagonal cut fast, almost covering her stomach.>"You can lick that up. Your blood probably tastes better than that kid's," the man said pointing to Dipper. Then the man gave another cut, across her face.>She screamed again, louder this time.>"Now you can get the blood close to your face. And just to make sure your silent," the man then slit her across the neck.>She could not scream this time.>The man went into her neck, and pulled out three vocal chords. The man streched the chords out, and he jumped rope with them, while slashing Mabel across the face several times.>When her face was cut so many times that her nose fell off, the man decided it was time for the scalping. He took out a bigger knife, and slammed it right above Mabel's eyebrows.>The man gripped the knife's handle, still in her face, and began to make a deep cut. The man put all his strength into it, because he decided to make the hardest part, first. He tried to do it right on the skin, but sadly, did not do the job he liked.>Mabel's head was now topless, the top of her skull exposed and violently cut, so that you could see her brain inside the skull.>The pieces of muscle and flesh were still attached to Mabel's hairy scalp, so the man cut them off. The scalp was now thin as skin, and still full of Mable's hair. He hung the scalped scalp up on the hoor on the door. It would be his prize, something he kept for himself.
>>505741712>Now the man prepared for the rest of the body, What he wanted to do next was to make it rain. Not water as you may think. He wanted it to rain something else.>He got down to Mabel's blood covered slashed chest, grabbed her not fully developed breasts, and began to cut off Mabel's nipples.>Once he was done, the blood started to come out, like Old Faithful Geyser. He was amazed by the sight of the fountain of blood, and began to dance around in the stall, stepping in all the fluids that were on the floor.>When the blood was starting to flow a little less slowly, the man moved on to the legs. The man hung Mabel's nipples next to the scalp (the nips were his prize too), and started to cut Mabel's legs.>He started to cut faster than a race car driver on a smooth asphalt track. Teh cuts kept on appearing on her kneecaps until the capbone was exposed. By that time, her lower legs and her body were only attached by a thin string of cartilage.>Then the guy moved on to her toes. With the knife as sharp as knife, he cut every one of her little toes off.>Mabel body was losing so much blood that she started to flatten out. The place where it was mostly coming out of, was her toes. The toe blood was making a sea of red on the floor.>The man, now with his Taco Bell fleece jacket splattered with red on it, now dug the knife into Mabel's left foot. He began to make another cut, similar to what he did to her scalp, and began to cut ths skin off of the foot. The cut was much better than what he did to the scalp.>He did the same to the other foot, and then hung the skin up next to the scalp.>Mabel's feet were now just a big mess of flesh, muscle, blood and nerves, Mabel (who was still alive)'s face was now completely exposed to all the cuts she was getting, he mouth hanging open like a gaping person.
>>505741956>The blood was already covering her chest, and since the man actually had a soul, he didn't want to subject the little girl to the misery she was about to endure. So he took the long knife, and stabbed her in the middle of her chest, where her heart was. Blood poured out of it more than her cut off nipples did.>Once most of the blood was done spewing, the man got down near Mabel's bloody vagina.>He very carefully took his knife, got down near the cervix, and stuck the knife's blade up the hole.>While in Mabel's cock cave, the man was rotating the knife, cutting up the walls of Mabel's egg chamber. The tip of it got finally inside it, and, very carefully, snipped every one of Mabel's fallopians.>It was a hard job. He had to be very careful. He had done it many times before, but today wasn't his best day. He accidentally slit some of the sides of >Mabel's vagina, cutting into the muscle surrounding it. The man was very embarrassed.>"Shit, hopefully no one will notice that," he said to himself. He took the knife out of Mabel's hole, with ovaries and two Fallopian's on the blood-covered blade.>The man got out a big plastic trash bag, and scraped the knife on it, making the contents on it go into the bag.>But since the knife's handle was covered in more blood than it usually was, he accidentally let it slip, and it dug into Mabel's right shoulder.>"Perfect," the man said ominously.>The man got out a pair of vinyl gloves and put them on his hands. He gripped the knife tightly, wanting a deeper cut than he had before. After a while, after digging and digging and digging, the man's knife got through to the other side.>Once the man saw the job he did, he threw the arm in his trash bag. He felt great pride, and felt that he could easily achieve his goal now.>So he went to the other side of Mabel's nearly skinned body and began to cut that arm off.
>>505742247>It was easier to do than the other one, surprisingly, and once he was done with that, he threw that arm into the garbage bag.>Mabel's body was now almost flat, due to all the blood loss. The man tasted some of it, and thought that he should get a jar four later.>Now for the legs. The man did the same with her legs, and they felt like they were getting easier to cut off each time.>The legs were off, and the man threw it in the bag. Mabel's body was flat now. Almost all the blood from her body was gone.>Embracing Mabel's dismembered body, he hugged it, licked the remaining blood off, and put the body in the bag.>The man, now, had just noticed Dipper on the floor, and figured, "He must've caused all this on the walls.">"Another one couldn't hurt," the man said to himself, and started to cut off Dipper's appendages.>He did it in the same order and same manner as Mabel's. It was done quickly, and put all of it in the bag as well.>Now it was time to clean up. As you can imagine, the bathroom stall was a big mess of fluids.>The man got out a big chisel, and started to chisel the cum off of the walls and into the bag. It took a long while, about 2 or 3 hours.>Once it was done, he needed to clean the floor, so he went outside the stall, and got a mop that he had with him the whole time.>He mopped the whole mess of things up off the floor and into the bag, until the floors and wall looked respectable, for a fast-food bathroom, anyway.>The man got out some toilet cleaner and cleaned the toilet, because it was way more messier than the stall itself. After a few minutes, the toilet cleaning was over, and the stall was a clean as a new car. It smelled like it too.>The man left the bathroom, and the stall waited, ready for it's next victim.>The man got out of the bathroom, and went into the back kitchen of the Taco Bell.
>>505742467>"Why do I have to do everything myself?" the man questioned.>He hung up his blood-stained jacket and sunglasses, revealing his Taco Bell employee uniform. It was spotless.>The man took the bag, and, one by one, started to put the body parts into the funnel.>Once the bag was half-empty, he kept on putting more parts in, only this time, he turned the crank. Once the bag was empty, out popped out two tacos. They weren't really tacos, really. They were actually human body parts in the shape of tacos.>They went down the conveyer belt, and the employee, using spray cans, began to spray paint the body parts. Once they got to the Taco Bell tissue paper at the end of the conveyer belt, they looked like genuine tacos.>The man grabbed one of the 'tacos', wrapped it in tissue paper, and went to the front of the counter. He handed it to the old man cashier, then went back into the depths of the kitchen.>"Here's your TACO, SIR!" the cashier said to the fat customer.>"You're welcome," Soos said, handing the cashier the money.THE END
Erm.. what the sakkth?
thanks exeg you really are a good general
what the fuck have i just walked into
Im actually fucking losing it, WHY DOES REVIE SOUND LIKE A FUCKING WHITER NERD INCEL IN THIS VIDEO??? I THOUGHT SHE WOULD FUCKING HAVE A MOMMY VOICE? WHAT THE HELL
>>505743125>I THOUGHT SHE WOULD FUCKING HAVE A MOMMY VOICE?thats hot but unfortunately no
>>505743125are you just now finding revie is tranny?
>>505743125
>>505743507>>505743451>>505743207>>505743125don't make me find another goreporn story you fucking niggers
>>505743507I find Street Fighter V's version of Seth hot, I am okay with this
>>505743125>I THOUGHT SHE WOULD FUCKING HAVE A MOMMY VOICE?how the fuck did you expect revie to have a voice like that, not even cis women in the exe shithole have a voice like that
>>505743623finish SLZ A-side
>>505743578I'd suggest sweet apple massacre but that's GR15 material. what the fuck was up with all the shockfics back in the day did pink horse start some weird trend
you rayulready posted this
I have an idea for what we can watch during the next cytube"choose or die"
>>505744074i dont know what this is and im scared
>>505744249netflix horror movie about a text-based interactive computer game
>>505743125>gooner has the very obvious realization that a man putting on a dress is something only the sexually depraved do
https://youtu.be/T2tZI7JuJHQ?si=kjXb-3HBOHP_KwJl
>>505745397pussy
>>505743125>>505744989 (me)Laughing so hard at this. He has to put pronouns in the description because BASED YOUTUBE CHADS are gonna hear a man's voice and correctly think it's a man
>>505745397the exception is osf which is uhhhh kino
>>505744534>>505744074maybe after the holidaysin the meantime, best i can do is Starship Troopers
>>505745397>"this stuff isn't getting posted, sorry.">posts it anyway
>>505745807Being misgendered by someone with no malice, like the children who watch these videos, has got to be one of the most damaging things to a tranny's psyche, so it makes sense that they'd try to cut that off.This kinda reminds me of a story PPP from Kino Casino told about a transexual movie theater attendant. He gave the attendant a thumbs up and said "hey, you're passing really well!"
Most transphobic general full of trannies I've ever seen
>>505749390TTD baby
>>505749390Familiarity breeds contempt
>>505749390Transphobia is just the default of opinions of those not rotted by the internet.
https://youtu.be/307H68Ce1pc?si=kw3lHcMcl_-O5iDceverybody shut the fuck up this is important. a new interloper entry is coming tomorrow
>>505745397this was one of the anons here I'm sure of it
>>505749390trannie on trannie violence is worse than black on black violence.
>>505743650sp4g has a cute voice
how many do you recognize
>>505755975All of them because they're LABELLED YOU DICK YOU FUCKING SUCK AT THISDIE
>>505756120who pissed in your cheerios this morning. I probably should have worded that better. I meant "how many do you know"
>>505756689I know...like... 7 of them.
>>505741670what
>>505756887I can't find it now but it used to be in the /vg/station SS13 library like 6 years ago and I am pretty sure it was titled "Convulsing Vascular Adventure Time Anal Rape" or something along those lines
>>505742692This is truly the best fanfiction I've ever seen.
>>505743901>what the fuck was up with all the shockfics back in the day did pink horse start some weird trendit's not her specifically, it's a trend of happy-go-lucky characters snapping and going phycho. old as time.
>>505745397>i'm not gonna post it>posts a screenshot of it???
>>505757461>t. NyarlathotepBet you wish you could've fucked him yourself...
>>505749390man i wish>gifrel
>>505758428yeah...
>>505758221i guess the mentality here is to set an example
>>505762452>primal character designgood
>>505743125they both sound the same, and make the same meaningless points with no push back to the other. they might as well just count as one person. Who's genuinely excited to see JoeDoughBoi and Revie03 play a relatively obscure eye candy horror game? who is is this made for and how does it get views?
>>505766551>who is is this made for idiotsand how does it get viewsthe same reason why pigs eat slop
https://x.com/HubFighter/status/1867053469582102529Fingerbones power scaling status
>>505767126chuck is like the wario of fingerbones
I want you to take that terrible tranny voice Revie has and imagine it yelling at you to finish all of the free music you're doing for him by a deadline
>>505767373i don't see it as a beak, but as a long jewish nose
>>505767373mmmggghhhhhhh
>>505767373how the fuck did IHW deal with that
>>505767531He continues to deal with it and he does so gladly and with great gratitude that he may personally service the Jesus Christ of /exeg/
>>505767684Oh that's naaassty
>>505767465
hatcher if you are here can you make an OSF X version of this
>>505769649*fify
>>505767470You are fucking gross
>>505767470
>>505770461thank you!
>>505770789>mx>matmbgay
https://youtu.be/307H68Ce1pc?si=ShffJmxBJn2kKYQeIt's starting get in here
https://www.youtube.com/@SarahHenderson666what have i found
>>505773613i could never really understand the series and sometimes its presentation can be quite boring. I personally think this series is the ultimate evolution of the blacked out figures in the background of those gmod horror videos.
>>505774105A piece of Satan using a youtube account.
>>505774119eh, its different from every other game arg. its much more slow and methodical with its presentation.also le realistic
>>505774119to get into video game args it requires you to have a good attention span
goodnight exeg
how would a jjba creepypasta work?serious answers only or else you will die
>>505751909might've been giiv cause he talks to that account a shitton
>>505784509Some new stand that kills people painfully, something like having them bleed out from all of their orifices until there's nothing left.
>>505785553Giiv is literally Sonic.EXE's strongest soldier you are retarded
>>505786393it was 2022 everyone on /exeg/ was stupid
>>505785587He said creepypasta not a stand idea
>>505784509main character gets kidnapped by a psychopathic jotaro cosplayer who forces him to roleplay with the latter
>>505792159Oda truly fell off
>>505784509Death 13 and Cheap Trick already kinda fit the bill.
>>505749390I’m not afraid of a man in a dress. I’m disgusted.
what would happen if yokubofag became well-known on twitter
https://youtu.be/-tRXL-cyFRM?si=RJrxRYE14Fl2C8Q-
Wasted some time working on Wario. Having kind of a hard time getting his shoulder charge right because the way it's designed in Wario Land is a little at odds with SMB1's more momentum-focused gameplay. I made it carry your momentum here, but in Wario Land, you come to a stop after finishing a charge. I'll probably make it so you stop normally but can carry your momentum if you crouch while charging, which was also a feature of Wario Land 2-4, except here you'd still be able to jump afterwards. The way it is right now, it's too easy to crash into enemies after the charge has ended which feels unfair.
>>505811185you should try to do the shoulder dash extra jump (like on shovel knight)https://youtu.be/4WbDSCvS610?t=29
>>505806259>>505806440>>505806696hmm jewish connotations
wasn't there supposed to be a PC port update this month? where the hell is it
>>505806696>>505806440>>505806259Can you stop posting that shit?
>>505811185I've noticed that this game also has yet to get past 1-1
>>505833237I think there's already an underground level
Coal...So coal...
what if i made an OSF X chatbot?
>>505838794What if you kill yourself?
>>505839676but making an X chatbot is funnier
>>505838794why the hell would you do that
>>505838794dew it
>>505842139https://chub.ai/characters/Anonymous/x-an-ordinary-sonic-fangame-d9663b46ac49i have not tested him in the slightest, tell me if anything funny happens during your furry roleplay session
You gotta give em that daemon tuah! Osf on that thang
>>505749030
>>505847375YOU WON'T GET MY ASS YOU FED
>>505749030This is the last place I thought I’d hear about that guy.
>>505850257You have a man’s voice because you are a man.
>>505850257>>505851648funkerfags have so little content all they can do is shitpost about their tranny creator
>>505851985I'm bored can we shitpost about the Funkpasta team insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is5HWptJ_Y0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW_K7iF7KQQ&t=2sMarioascension.mov
>>505852196no because furry breasts are aryan culture
>>505850257
>>505854305This is beyond delusional. This is just straight up lying.
>>505852196If this was posted 1 year ago this would immediately get 12 replies. I am disappointed. Who were those 100 lines in the SMGDS mega stating that Impasta is a FNF oc for?
>>505855051Nobody we have abandoned our /funkg/ODs and cannot embrace the horrorbrew tradition of a rap battle
>>505854305>>505854616what 4 years of no content does to an exefag
sagan does it againhttps://youtu.be/Jx81KbyVICc?si=onNCtfLwZubtrFsD
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1939100/Go_Home_Annie/a new SCP game came out 2 days ago
>>505858878>$20https://youtu.be/ctF-dVNR4jo
>>505858878Secret Lab is better Also, what does /exeg/ think about the Heavy Containment rework update?
>>505852196Art shown here is a big downgrade from Playable Impasta IMO, that mod had a really cool Impasta.
>>505852467no furries are gay faggot shit
>>505863535Playable Impasta was made by Cumi's friend circle
>>505864141where do you think we are
>>505858878This cover shot is cool but I am wary about playing a modern SCP game considering how badly SCP has fallen off
>>505869731not furries? atleast not me>>505870529true but we are in a gen that shitposts about sonic.exe and dramashit all the time. it fits our alley
>>505870806>not furries?what the fuck does that have to do with the question
>>505869731I said "where" not "what"
>>505871015>>505871142>not fur*ffinityok i changed it happy?
>>505871194no I want some peanut brittle and eggnog
https://continued-exe.fandom.com/wiki/Stellagem i found
>>505854305this shot is insane. if i never see your face and can only hear your voice, you will either be a man or a woman. a great example would be drive thrus. if you are a manly sounding woman you will be called a man until i see your face.
>>505873158>a great example would be drive thrusterrible example i do NOT think about the person behind the speaker just whatever shitty food i'm getting
today is a national holiday
>>505873587are you implying you DO think about raven
>>505874691that is also negativethere are a specific few people i think aboutsome to the point of obsessionraven is not one of them
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>>505874842>some to the point of obsession >raven is not one of themLMAO
It's actually pretty gay how subhumans here were defending a literal ERPing tranny because of a FNF song and are now actually mindbroken over xem doing tranny things
>>505874908Why did she add so many dots?
>>505854305Remember when we were gooning to revie?Remember when trash thread still existed?Remember that one guy doing a cum tribute to revie's oc?
>>505877575I honest to god hope you slip on Ice and accidentally fucking kill yourself for bringing that up. I mean it wholeheartedly
>"ironic" tranny e-celeb discussion this isn't going to make your shitty recolor comic come out faster
>>505877575>wethe sona was never hotwhat is this>we
>>505877575I swear to Fuck™ I'm going to jam an oil bottle up Raven's Ass and punch you into all the genders at once
>>505879158?????????what?
>>505879327Trip the Sungazer
did cosbydaf ever elaborate on what "still the best 1975" even meant
>>505879601*1973
>>505879601it was literally just meant to be a meme
>>505879601
Faker just got a game award, will Impasta ever get one?I thought not
lord x just lost a category
>>505874908>deleted
>>505874908so nothing changed
>>505879601He was still the best in that year. What's not clear?
where did Scrubb go?
>>505885685the fag behind that mario recolor that ate bones
>>505877575
>>505743451Unironically yes
Guys PacMan.exe is real!
>>505887924>proceeds to contribute to clogging up gamejolt with a sonic.exe fangame of his own?
>>505890338you don't even use gamejolt do you
https://house-of-horrorbrews.fandom.com/wiki/MarWiiUthe wiki peaked with this and from there on, it's all downhill
>>505890338You mean OSF isn't a genuine Sonicgod project??
I thought this glitch was funny.
>>505895840fatass
>>505895840Make it a feature for wario
>>505888650can i see
>>505854305they have a point todd howard sounds like ellen
>>505874842>some to the point of obsessionHave you ever tried being normal?
>>505898572yesit no longer interests me
Would a basic first person horror game with sonic adventure momentum be a bad idea? imagine a slender clone but you could zoom past the whole level if your skilled enough.
>>505902123>first person platformerNo
>>505895840he needs to stop with the spaghetti
>>505902123nah, lets go with a fighting game, smash or street style wit hall the cringepasta characters and RED and Slenderman
>>505903612I remember a game called creepypasta fighters. Its actual garbage but it exist.https://gamejolt.com/games/creepypasta-fighters-the-parody-game/235695
>>505902458Mirrors edge exist
>>505902458First person platformers are kino. Give it the long jump module and the gauss gun
>>505904048i mean it's a parody game what did you expe->dah donaldokay its kino
>>505902123>Would a basic first person horror game with sonic adventure momentum be a bad ideadepends
To be honest I find it funny that in the lore of sonic,sonic is straight up homeless. Which inturn inspired this little doodle of osf x sittings on a makeshift cardboard chair that sonic made cause he had no cent to his name despite the fact that he save the planet from constant world ending/universe ending threats
>>505925841as far as I know he just sleeps outdoors and makes the most of it somehow. by the way needles, did you improve your art since last time? your updated rednera design looks stellar
You guys fucking win okay?
>>505926887what happened did funkg die or something
>>505926887what happenedspill it
goodnight, exeg. make sure to keep the thread bumped
>>505874659You're retarded. Today is December 13th
What if there was a Simpsons lost episode about Chuck's Feed and Seed. That would be spooky
>>505937007What would happen in it?
>>505890338There's a difference between Sonic 3 A.I.R mods that add 2011X and OMT and shit like that and a standalone exe game
>>505926887you wanna know why we always win? because we're exeg heroes!
remember skibidi faker?
>>505945741
good morning exeg
BAD MORNING EXEG
OSF Sarah
huh that looks familiar https://youtu.be/doBV6gYP1qs?si=FnllzM6YRSYcXJIp
>>505937007it would have to be a sequel to dead bart
>>505926879Yeah, been studying and such to improving my stuff. A friend of mind recommended a artist to look at insect/monster art. Here's a link to said artist>https://x.com/humine_No66
>>505962383if you're up for requests, do you think you could remake that mini "not this time, asshole" comic with exeg-tan and rednera and keep her reaction consistent with the og screenshot
How have there been like 20 people saying that they "like OSF for the design"It's literally just Sonic.EXE
>>505963937Unrequesting
https://x.com/Syrolander/status/1867614930360578205Speedyanon status
>>505968976>this post is off-topic
>>505968976>funkfag is a faggotbig shocker
Should OSF Metal Sonic have the Sonic CD jump SFX?
>>505970805that's a stupid idea just keep it an option
Metal Sonic's ability, the Maximum Hyperdrive Attack, was really easy and is basically already done (compare this to Amy who had 5 different somewhat complex moves). So Metal Sonic is practically finished already.There's some inaccurate camera movement in this webm because I've been putting off working on that.
>>505970805That's AWESOME don't make it an option
>>505970805Don't I hate that fucking higher pitched sound so much
>>505981613can you make it possible to punch X as metal sonic, that would be cool me thinks...
>>505983514To make it balanced maybe you could waste a certain amount of rings to punch X:10 rings = weak punch that only makes x back away 50 rings = x gets dizzy for a moment after being hit100 rings = "kills" x but he can come back shortly after
>>505983514>don't do what X does>>505981613hypothetically, would pic related serve as a temporary defense against alterworld badniks?
>>505984405(me)i forgot to mention that you could also need to hit x for the punch to work or else you are wasting rings by punching at nothing or even the regular enemies.
>>505984405I've thought of doing something similar with Knuckles, but instead of spending rings it's a "super glove" that replaces speed shoes and works as a charged deterrent that when landed correctly sends X flying across the screen and stuns him for 5 seconds, and maybe something similar for Amy and her hammer
>>505984405>>505984517I like the idea of being able to do this electricity attack he does in the Stardust Speedway race to repel X at the cost of it draining rings while it's activated. I could swear I've seen something similar done with Metal Sonic in some fangame or ROM hack.
https://youtu.be/pau_mgRa6io?si=cUSD5H3qyp1cpu4bnew Luigikid upload. It seems like there's a game based on the sonic pizza story
>>505994995We need a BASED and REDPILLED /exeg/ youtuber who will play Sonic.exe baby games but with commentary that's EDGY and CUTTING EDGE
>>505999708you mean like sarahfag?
>>506003046what will these be used for?also i spot SHITEy and GAY, social credit score reducted
>>506003174>what will these be used for?This is the playable cast of Karrie Xtreme
>>506003174>SHITEy and GAYWhy can a fox fly and an echidna glide? Mighty is an ARMADILLO which is an animal known for his shell so it makes sense he uses it for defense and offensive. Ray is a FLYING squirrel so it makes sense he can FLY. Foxes are not known for flying and echidnas are not known for gliding. Ray and Mighty are better designed characters
>>506003867>Why can a fox fly and an echidna glide?Why can a hedgehog run fast? By this logic the prototype rabbit design is a better design than Sonic because rabbits are faster than hedgehogs. Also Mighty does not curl into a shell in his debut game and Ray does not fly in his debut game. In Mighty's second game he jumps off walls which is something armadillos do not do. Shitey and Gay LOST
>>506004216>Why can a hedgehog run fast?Because hedgehogs are known for transforming into balls and with gravity balls go fast. It makes sense>By this logic the prototype rabbit design is a better design than Sonic because rabbits are faster than hedgehogs.Somewhat>Also Mighty does not curl into a shell in his debut game and Ray does not fly in his debut game.The point is they FIXED the issue. It makes sense NOW. Your criticism was valid in the past but now it's the PRESENT. Tails and Knuckles still don't make sense in the PRESENT so they are still WORSE than RAY and MIGHTY>In Mighty's second game he jumps off walls which is something armadillos do not doChaotix is a bad game but that's not an issue of Mighty that's an issue of the game>Shitey and Gay LOSTThey WON>
>>506003867>>506004216>>506004816what even is this discussion
>>506004816>SomewhatNo, that's GAY. This is a GAY mindset that every Sonic character has to be some FAGGOT SISSY animal pun. It's like the Archie comics, they give every character some gay little name like Sally Acorn. Why is her name Acorn? Because she's a fucking squirrel? That's literally gay. If Tails came from the Archie comics they would have named him Kit the Kitsune. These characters having abilities and traits not entirely relevant to their species gives them a charming bit of asymmetry! You expect a flying squirrel to fly. There are a million flying squirrel cartoon characters that fly. But how many are foxes with two tails that spin the tails like helicopters to fly? That makes Tails more memorable and why he's much more iconic than GAY the FAT UGLY RETARD WHO SUCKSThis is my Super Mario OC, Super Lebron James. He is a better character than Mario because unlike obese Italian plumbers, black basketball players are known for jumping up high and being athletic
>>506006032>It is actually good when designs relate very little to abilitiesYou call me gay for liking that Mighty and Ray have HONEST designs but it is GAY to like DISHONEST and JEWISH designs. Tails and Knuckles are AGGRESSING against ME by LYING to my face and not having abilities that RELATE to their CHARACTER. You mention Archie to prove me wrong but I don't remember Sally Acorn throwing NUTS at people or climbing TREES. If anything, you should like Sally because her ABILITIES don't match her DESIGNS.>This is my Super Mario OC, Super Lebron JamesThis is DISHONEST. Mario's design still reflects himself and his abilities because he is an honest man like PLUMBERS, works in sewers like PLUMBERS, speaks Italian and does Italian things like an ITALIAN, and as a working class man he does a lot of physical stuff and would therefore be very STRONG and AGILE. You are GAY
>>505962383japanese artists truly are peak
>>505970805yes but make it optionalhe needs to bring the cd kino with him
>>506003867>you have awakened the horde
DEAD ANIMALS
>>506006761>not having abilities that RELATE to their CHARACTERBut they do have abilities that relate to their character! Tails can fly because he's based on the kitsune of Japanese mythology who can fly. Knuckles was made to be an echidna because echidnas curl into balls like hedgehogs (and this gives Knuckles more of a parallel with Sonic which makes sense because he is Sonic's RIVAL unlike SHITEY who has NO reason to be a Sonic recolor). Also Knuckles can dig through the ground which echidnas do. So you are WRONG>You mention Archie to prove me wrong but I don't remember Sally Acorn throwing NUTS at people or climbing TREESBut they still gave her the GAY Acorn name. Sonic characters are supposed to be human, they shouldn't have gay little references to their animal species. Cream the Rabbit does not eat a SINGLE CARROT in the entire series. The only exception to this is Big the Cat but that's okay because a cat being a fisherman is FUNNYIt's like Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse is mostly a human. I don't recall a single cartoon where he eats cheese or lives in a mousehole or does other mouse shit. He lives in a house and has a job. Him being a mouse just informs a couple things like how his rival is a cat or how he's small and weak. Mickey Mouse was made by famed anti-communist and enemy of the jews WALT DISNEY so it's impossible for this to be Jewish!
Sonic.raw is OSF X's son
>>506010420epstein is osf x father
This trampoline has been a little bit of a hassle but I think I'm almost done with it.
>>506010971hey, could you add modern Mario as an optional character?(I'm referring to future 2d games where he has a ground pound, wall jump, and twirl.)
>>506011327I eventually want to do something similar because I think it'd be a fun challenge to recreate a bunch of Mario Wonder mechanics, but not right now.
Did you know that how high these trampolines launch you is inconsistent in SMB1? Whenever you jump in this game, your current gravity value is chosen based on your speed, so that you jump higher if you're running fast. This gravity value is maintained after landing on a spring, so how high you can launch off a trampoline varies pretty drastically based on how fast you were moving when you jumped on it. I recreated this glitch by accident in 85.EXE (a testament to just how accurate the physics are, perhaps?) and I was about to fix it before checking and seeing that the same thing happens in the original game.
pt updateit's dead :)real talk, i've been taking a proper course on gdscript and brushing up on one of stroustrup's books just to get back into the real feel of programming.all my "work" on the game thus far has mainly been jotting down notes and organizing them. i'm sort of glad i'm taking a step back at this stage now before i end up buried in tech debt.besides, aside from vague ideas and "aw yeah that'd look cool", i got nothing for a decent story yet.
>>506015340you could brainstorm a story here
Wario progress. I think he works okay in these levels, surprisingly. Don't mind the messed up piranha plant, I'm fixing that.>>506015340It's good to take notes and make an outline of what you want to do. Don't spend too much time on books or tutorials because if you're anything like me, you'll learn the fastest by actually working on something.
>>506015842true, you learn by practicing and failing.
>>506015340>>506016091take time to think a story up and then work from there. a start, a middle, and an ending. go look to other Pokémon romhacks for some inspiration if you have to. get an idea for how it should play out
>>506010558wrong diddy is his father
>>506021290ok so we add racist (based) to X's portifolio
>>506010558Wrong. That would be JC. Hell, he made a self insert that was basically OG X’s father figure.
>>506021592what are the chances that both are the same person? no one knows how jc looks in real life
>>506021798JC was unfortunately not murdered in prison
>>506022523JC is unfortunately not in prison and is helping Jasper with xer 2017 retake
>>506023490the sad thing is i have no reason not to believe you. also syro draw that red?
>>506023781It's from a funkmod
>>506023781why him in particular?
>>506023781cumi drew it
>>506024407look the style of how red's mouth is drawn. I don't know it just reminded me of him>>506024465my bad then
>>506023490>that Red spritethat is honestly one of the coolest designs i've seen for Red, i wonder how his other forms would look like in this style
https://youtu.be/B27qo5ngpZQJC Status
>>506025226oh no bros
>>506025226How the actual fuck did you find this?
>>506025226The funniest thing is he likes SMG4. Baby show lovers once again proven to be pedophiles!
>>506025226>HE'S STILL FUCKING ALIVE
>>506025226Wait a fucking minute, the video is unlisted!How exactly did you find this? Suspicious...
>>506025226>>506026105why on god's earth do you willingly search for this garbage
>>506026295Even worse... HE HAS ASCENDED>>506026301I was there when he became Jack Cranely, if it were public he'd pwn me hard
>>506026482
>>506025226>>506026482Can you get J.C. on Faker Prototype 2017? There's no need for a tranny to follow his vision if the project can get the guy himself
>>506026721Ermmm sorry chuddie but he hates Sonic.exe now because it ruined his life>or something
>>506027138now there's a pretty meme, exquisite!
>>506026482>if it were public he'd pwn me hardhow did you get a link to that video then
>>506023781>>506024465>>506024523It's by cosbydaf
>>506027282An adversary provided it
>>506026105Fuck SMG4. We SMLChads run this general.
>>506029457>fuck shit. we trash lovers run this general*fify
>>506029837It's fun to be a Super Mario Logan family.
>>506015536sure, why not.so far:>(You) are a soul with no memory of their past who's been wandering across empty lands (Purgatory)>your body itself is a parasite---a doll that you don't always have control of>after four years, you finally come across the tower>enter the lobby, it's empty aside from an elevator, an analog number counter, and a ticket dispenser "please take your ticket">yadda yadda, enter the elevator once it's your turn>dropped off in Limbo>a sprawling prison complex with traditional rooms instead of cells, with the cinderblock walls painted to resemble lush fields and foliage, and a dirt floor>there are plants, but they always look dull or wilted, and any crops give a meager harvest at best>windows are all opaque stained glass, obscuring anything outside of the tower from sight>you meet a Mareep (see >>504038281) while he's giving a sermon on the goodness and benevolence of Arceus, and how this "area" is nothing more than a test of faith in the deity>quite a few humans and 'mon attending, most dressed like the Mareep, some dressed normally>after the sermon, Mareep talks to you, expresses distrust since you're a newcomer and not even a living thing (technically)>the cloak is his parasite; it's latched onto him and started feeding on him while making him feel spiritually "empowered", hence why he can't use any abilities expected of a Mareep but minor healing is doable>per Dante Aligheri's description in Inferno: Mareep isn't a sinner by any means, but he didn't accept Christ and still hasn't accepted his situation>your choices are: manage to convince him that his beliefs are wrong, alienate him from his followers (or kill them), or attempt to head to Lust>#1: parasite grows unhealthy, Mareep gets depressed. get him as an electric type/healer.>#2: he goes manic and runs into the chapel, leading to a boss fight with a very pissed off ampharos demon thing>#3: the hardest, since hell doesn't want you to leave without sufferingcont?
>>506030876keep going
>>506027297>>506023781>>506024465Wrong, was by Dathree_O
>>506030876i linked the wrong post, i meant >>505220201 (though the other post helped to get the gears turning when it was first made)anyways.#1 continued:>you'd be going around attempting to gather testimonies from non-worshippers to ask about their journey to the tower (if they had one), and taking the ones who arrived at the tower like you did to talk to Mareep>on top of that, you'd be pointing out any piece of Abrahamic religious symbolism out to him (such as the inverted cross as seen in the placeholder?)>maybe find a way to make holy water to kill someone's parasite (if you use it on yourself it'll kill you)>once sufficient evidence is provided, he'll cave and go with you to Lust#2 continued:>you would start spreading rumors about Mareep involving adultery and sacrifice>he catches on and starts blaming failing harvests and dissent on your sudden appearance in "the Divine Challenge">some worshippers turn on you and end up as enemies in the dungeon after whatever cutscene results in the above>kill enough worshippers in the dungeon, you'll have to start killing them in the safe region of Limbo>once you get to Mareep, he flees into the chapel (thinking about this it'd be appropriate to have a really large "common field" where most of the gardens and farms are, as well as a small gothic looking chapel to contrast with the pretty paintings)>enter the chapel>Mareep, now Ampharos, his parasite now draped on his body in several pieces like dirty rags and bandages withering off his body, is playing the organ https://files.catbox.moe/ixw4iw.mp3>queue dramatic dialogue about how a traitorous soul like you would never be allowed into the Divine Challenge by Arceus and it his his sole responsibility to eliminate you before you cause more souls to stray off the path of righteousness#3 continued:>grind a fuck load, get rng to reveal a demon, talk to it, trade your soul for Mareep's, leave Limboalso you're this thing, if the pt sprite wasn't clear enough
>>506030664if you like being raped, that is
I MISS THE QUIEEEEET
>>506036028no you dont, get out of here you lame ass
>>506034296Lust>resembles a derelict red light district if it was in a cave>love hotels, drug dens, gambling houses, bars, clubs, brothels, shitty apartments, etc.>nothing in Limbo can be kept in good shape/repair for long, hence why everything looks like shit>denizens are all riddled with diseases and/or addictions, their parasite usually strengthens their afflictions (e.g. someone with cancer in their arm might end up looking like the charger from l4d)>meet Salazzle after wandering into an outright abandoned brothel>her parasite, which resides in her stomach, alters her pheromone production; she's affected by them while everyone else isn't>because of this she's constantly working her body to the bone and trying to always stay awake just so she can be high off her own supply, so to speak>your options: treat the parasite, manipulate her patrons, or leave Lust#1:>ask around for sources of anything that could dampen or stop certain body functions>someone points you to the dungeon>find an infected Breloom, kill it, harvest its spores, take the spores to an apothecary>apothecary turns the spores into a medicine>convince her that things can get better but she has to be willing to stop being high off her own pleasure and lust>she begrudgingly agrees, and after a while of taking the meds, stops having that sad air about them, starts socializing more, etc.>joins party mainly as a poison fighter (has a buff with flame weapons though?)#2:>stake out her "business" for a while>kill a customer or two>let rumors spread naturally>tell the next person that tries going in that he or she will die afterwards>he/she talks about it and goes in anyways, you kill him/her anyways>hate for her spreads like wildfire, she's ostracized to a part of the dungeon>you go to find her, and once you reach her, she traps you in a "nest">you have to fight out of a diseased house while being chased by a ravenous Salazzle that secretes narcotics, and can drug you on hit
>>506036574a few more things to clarify:>the Tower is a means for a soul to atone for their sins. once atonement has been achieved in one layer for one (group of) sin(s), they can move onto the next layer.>atonement and repentance for all sins means leaving the Tower>depending on what's done, the soul in question can go to Heaven or at least return to the fields outside of the Tower>you're unknowingly doing none of this. as far as the Tower is concerned, you're a fluke, and therefore it has no real idea of what to do with you, so it's doing what it can to make you suffer>someone else later on will have to step in to ultimately do what the Tower cannot>it's Misfortune.gbthat's all i have so far, aside from Wrath having an arms dealer as the next possible party character
>>506037419actual kino
I encountered a glitch in a game I was playing and instead of going "oh huh wow that's interesting" I went "Hmmmm how do I turn this into a creepypasta?" fuck my life
>>506043153what was the glitch ?
>>506043153exeg brainrot has really ruined you. but can you describe what it was
>>506030876I remember thinking this was gonna be Pokemon meets SMT and that is pretty accurate
>>506025226https://www.deviantart.com/othellostarsbuck/abouthttps://x.com/HarleyMooney3Check out the sheer pedophilia of the sole commenter on this video
>>506050394>roblox piggy>likes horse show>likes 2ds (ew)>bought an iPad (fagshit)>furry>object show >they/them>size difference fetishdamn, we got the whole package here
>>506025226Why does he have big thighs and bimbo lips... why
You know, it's a shame that JC was a groomer. Imagine the hilarious alternate reality where JC never groomed anyone and so was never removed from the .EXE community, but was still otherwise a retarded furry freak. Imagine VS Sonic.EXE unironically directed by JC the Hyena.
>>506050923would anything major change? like, anything?
>>506051029We would have at least 5 more "ULTIMATE SUBJUGATION" tier copypastas
>>506051029JC gets slandered by rightburst, revie and joe
Now that SMGDS is soon turning 1 year old, is it finally time to admit that it fucking sucks?
>>506050805And.. why does he... why does he make me want to strip my pants off.... mgghhh~
>>506051258>fucking sucksnah it's a 6/10>>506051285scum
>>506051258Name a better /exeg/ pasta
>>506052159You Cant.
>>506052159Leviathan
https://youtu.be/oqT_0-lN6TM?si=eLp-WR96EYlKXI84
>>506051285kill yourself you fucking embarrassment
>>506051285
Do you think JC lurks here
>>506069598if he does there's no way to prove it
>>506069639...Are you sure? XD Cus he could always be lurking...
unironically the most fucking creepy .exe shit on fnf next to faker, just a souless slightly darkened skinned mario barely even moving with a somewhat wrong voice gives me chils
>>506070175its not as special as you're making it out to bethough i do like how his head detaches from his body, its a little freaky
>>506070175forget 2011 x's shoes and extra 2 pixels of heightmx's single extra eye pixel in his false hero look is the real simplistic kino baby
Ye Who Fenter(nyl)
>>506069931you're not funny
https://youtu.be/JoHpmYmJBCs?si=ZZ5rAFwAvIu3xRbe>200k
>>506070175if I were 11 years old i would be scarythis can only get scarier if he were blackimagine a big black hulking Mario man running at you
I can't explain it but this thing makes my skin crawl. it reminds me of those brawl model swaps with Pikachu
>>506025226>This video has been removed by the uploader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhtLdeJevt8
>>506085605why do you want us to see this video so bad? and why was it removed
>>506085605this MIGHT be trannyrayuko!
Dear /exeg/, I come with prophetic news.As fulfilled, Jack Cranely the Dark Hyena Lord, creator of Sonic.exe and other beloved creepypasta, has returned! Though no longer is he residing in Hyena Labs Comix, as his lolpasta wiki page described, but now a part of a new series: The Zeal Chronicles.You can find more information about him here:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u4PX5gRYNq0al7Wkod2MqhNRQmbiXWvNNw2qKj56o9I/edit?tab=t.0And if you have any inquiries for him, mail him here:eric.blake231@yahoo.com
>>506086375KINOVERLOADGet Revie and Joe on the line RIGHT NOW
>>506086375Fuck off
>>506086375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k3yXWbTE9c
>>506086375They all have the exact same face.
>>505774119I like interloper a lot but I think the creator has gone down the "I FCKING LOVE VIDEO EDITING" rabbit hole some creators do and now it's way overproducedThere's a big difference in the older eps and the newer ones. I think it went off the rails around 5 or 7.
>>506092371fucking lol they do
>>506093558interloper jumped the shark the moment the program managed to pull tf2 invasion assets and directly talk to the player
>>506097389>and directly talk to the playerwhat? is that really canon?
>the CSMP client won't respond no matter what i try>the dedicated sever seems to run okaywelp i might be sitting this one out tonight and let everyone else have fun
>>506103845
>>506105486I feel that maybe this idea could be executed better. like the a.i. collects data from user chats and rehashes lines of text to communicate with the player
>>506086375There is a power inside JC you can not resist.
https://youtu.be/MSgro4eyYqY?si=IkDf7Twfie_X7B7Jtoadbup bros we are back
>>506115174Works fine for me, even through WINE.
>>506115174Does this require anything extra to run?
Deleted the post because release is borked. Delete itChecking out preview
>>506118004turns out i needed to restart my pc before it'd launch properlythank you microsoft, very coolthat said, use the preview since i'm too lazy to swap back to the release
It's over.
https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYR4a4na
>>506086375He's like Chris Chan, his art NEVER improves
>>506124295AI is not only the faster choice but also the better choice
>>506122778an explanation:regardless of whether it's a listen or dedicated server, the clients will display a dark screen at random (e.g. moving in the beginning, getting hit by a bat, etc)however the singleplayer works just fineso as per >>506123959's quick thinking, terraria night it isi'll post join instructions later
>>506113720Pedophilia is not a super power.
>>506129827what exactly was the original plan behind this character? to be some rework of a plagiarized creepypasta? all I know about Sally_alt is that it's a shitty archie sonic au fanfic
>>506131826Coomer bait i guess
>>506131826A woman that was molested and looks like a chipmunk made it. What do women like to do? Self-insertWhat do molested women like? Cutesy evil charactersWhat's Sally Acorn? A chipmunk.This character is a self-insert
>>506132505falsecow more than likely was a hardcore sallyfag and tried to make sally_alt fit into this "official canon" or whatever retarded shit the three exe stooges are pushing
>>506133209Didn't the creepy doll maker dude try to make a Sally doll for them?
>>506083404he looks goofy
>>506108689and isn't it doing that?the chat messages don't sound human at all
>>506049326i've never played SMT (save for a tiny bit of the first one) so i'll take your word for it.
>>506085605>this is the face of /exeg/
>"I eats me spinach"
>>506140502
>>506140502I don't claim that furfag as anything. he needs to kill himself and faggots that ironically suck up to this shithead should be lynched
It's time for Revie arc 2: JC edition
>>506140542that's my boy
>>506141070in your dreams faggot
>>506136567maybe? if that's what it's doing then I guess I can excuse it but it's still a bit absurd
>>506141447the entire arg is absurd tf you on?
When is interloper having a Dota 2 episode?
Im out of the loop what is Interloper and why is it named after the worst fucking chapter in Half-Life
>>506141973never because nobody gives a shit about dota 2, not even valve
>>506141649I know I mean within the story of the arg so far an ai that tries to verbally communicate with the player is a bit too stupid for me. I'd prefer that there aren't any implications of those anomalies being alive in some way>>506141973why do you want a dota episode?
>>506142203are you new here or what?
>>506142273Sorry I didn't know /exeg/ is a "Residue Processing is the worst Half-Life chapter" community
>>506142249so you're saying that you can't take it seriously because it has an explanation? that being AI?>>506142409Interloper is not even that new, it's like 2 years old, and every time a new episode releases, we talk about it.how did you not know?
>>506142203Interloper is an ongoing arg about a program that generates valve game demos with strange results each time they're madehttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLojAb6u-VRIbb8zPJ2v-jc269BqIzRVr2&si=OLTBASUtA3fPrMJ3
>>506142659I can pardon a.i. sentience as long as it's not done in a half assed way. I didn't say it was bad. just that it was a bit strange. I'm going to keep watching the series this is just one of those things that could take me out of it if executed poorly
>>506142249Because it's the best Valve game made after HL2?
>>506140957Do not be a heretic against the God of Darkness.
>>506143356i think it's best to watch the entire series before criticizing it.
>>506143610fair
>>506142409It's actually all of Xen
>>506142203If you dislike Xen you are gay
>>506149712>t. totally not a headcrab
>>506149712I love fall damage
>>506127197terraria time>Multiplayer>Join via IP>exegarbage.lol>port: 7777>password: luigiifhecosmic
>>506139680The fuck you waiting for?
>>506124954But AI is boring
>>506149356>>506149712Duality of man
>>506140957Give up. there are some things that you cant change in life, and JC being the best irony this place has to offer is one of them.
>>506152853nah
>>506025226did anyone save the channel link?
>>506124954ai will never replicate the chris chan sovl
>>506153835https://www.youtube.com/@EricBlakeD8
>>506150657Ok we are switching to Minecraft because the world was made on classic (gay faggot easy mode) and nobody realized until we killed a boss so basically the entire world is ruined nowhttps://exegarbage.lol/game.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0DwR_yyEus
>>506152852Xen is for cringe gay people while Xen haters are awesome and like good creepypastas
>>506167695>good creepypastas like.... uhh scp 7143-j
>>506167695I love the peak silly of Wacky
>>506175910where content?
>>506175910shoot yourself in the throat
>>506175969But anoooooon, fanart and FNF mods are content!!!
>>506176147And santa claus is real, and the tooth fairy is real, and the queen of england is real...
>>506175910>peakGTFO zoomer
>>506176958Thats the point, I was impersonating an exeshit zoomer
>>506176442too high?
>>506181324That one windmill on the top of the sky limit can power an entire country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skc0xutWjso>5 years ago
>>506181934you think they would've had the cycles motif if kfad happened a little later
>>506184268hell no
ZZZzzzzzzz
if legacy releases an update before the end of the year, what should i do
>>506195409record yourself doing a backflip while blackface
>>506195543I'm so fucking bad at backflips that i'd probably break my neck so ok
>>506195742learn it then or else you will die!
>>506197474understood, boss
genius realization... if Funker is a contentless character, then why don't WE as /exeg/ give him content ourselves???
>>506198126Because faker is a shit concept made by a mediocre artist? The only argument I hear people say is that:>the design is great>it's the first of its kindAnd all of those are pretty weak I'm sorry but if your character looks cool but lacks substance or any content beyond appearance then you failed. Badly.Even if he receives content, will the result be on par with, say, NGC? No, and in that case, why bother?>pic unrelated
>>506198592I'm gonna be completely honest i don't even like Fakari only made a terrible joke about giving him content because half of this general seems to have a taste for talking about him being contentless when it's not that hard to get people and make an collaborative effort to give a concept you see potential in actual type of content, whether that be a 2d/3d game or series the best way you see fittldr; if the creator is too lazy don't be like them, if you see potential try your best to give it the potential you think it can have outside of fnf mods being the only thing it officially has
>>506199003>part 1.25Ok i may have mistyped when i said it's not that hard to get people that aren't just fnf fans and can actually code for shit
>>506199003>>506199145I understand what you're trying to say, but, it's pretty easy to predict what will happen if exeg gives Fajer its own custom content.>people brainstorm>some artists and ost composers join in>after a few weeks a story is complete>it gets more fanart>someone from twitter talks about it there, which brings more attention to it>shitters complain, revie says it's rude or whatever>anons post X links here>people counter-post by stating how terrible the pasta is>1 year later: "Now that it's the anniversary of our Fajer, can (we) finally admit that it's shit/the worst pasta exeg has ever made.This is what I've been alluding to. Faker is about 10% better than the OG shitpasta, which isn't that great of a metric. Making a story is easy, now. Making a good story? Very hard.Is it really worth it making a story for Exe, who derives from a shit concept? Why not make something original?>pic unrelated
>>506199676Well when you bring up your points it does make sense actually, it's as predictable as the average Family Guy cutawaysThis isn't just for Fuker, but also for most exes imoTrying to make a good story for a character who's entire concept is based off a shitty pasta of an evil sonic who murders his friends and can apparently break the fourth wall is already hard enough, and damn may i say it's impossible which is why i think "perfecting" a thing like Sonic.exe isn't just, possible
>>506200225>i think "perfecting" a thing like Sonic.exe isn't just, possibleIt is possible, the thing is though if you want to make a completely 100% serious vidya pasta you're better off using a fictional franchise instead of a pre-existing one, and if you must use a pre-existing one it shouldn't be shit for little toddlers, NGC wouldn't be nearly as appealing if it was Linus Spacehead or some shitBut then you run into the fact that nobody cares if it isn't branded Sonic
>>506201867I suppose that's trueWhat would you think comes close to being the best take of sonic.exe, anon?
I am God
is exetravaganza still alive? it's been like momths since i've heard of that
Damn this is dead
>>506208817some people are still asleep relax. you should see how dead /horg/ is
>>505769869i'm making a bit of a different version of the image, something like this has been an idea i've had for a good while now but i've struggled to find a composition for it that'd work right.The general idea is that in X's castle, he has a huge library full of shitty fanfiction book he wrote that are bound in human/blobian skin, with classics like Bench Tails or Curse being canonically stories written by X in-universe I don't really know how i'd convey that though, i'd have to do some experimenting with it
>>506210974true, true
>>506211875x's castle? i wonder if there'll be some castlevania inspiration
>>506212319are you guys planning to add like, iunno secret/custom levels or smthcuz now that i think about it a level about X's castle would be kinda cool with custom level design
>>506212460there are plans for a secret level for marble zone, i can't say too much because i don't want to ruin the surprise>>506212319oh 10000%
>>506212748>there are plans for a secret leve for marble zonejust gonna theorize a bit and say it's probably gonna be the ... eggman level from the original exe gamesafter all, it only makes sense for it to take place in marble zone>oh 10000% alright this game is already getting more fuckin dope than it was before. i fuckin love it when exe people take inspiration from stuff that isn't specifically sonic or exe related, godspeed to all OSF devs
>>506212748>secret level for marble zoneHyena Labs Zone confirmed?
>>506211875hatcher I saw you were playing hellfire saga on xitter. what parts of the game do you think inspire you the most>>506212319if you get all the chaos emeralds you get to go through the real final level and beat X's fatass out of south island once and for all
collect my 6 golden coins
>>506215575katie I know that's you, Collect my seven chaos pages.
>>506213315It's not ..., thats going to be reworked into X's castle>>506215463I like how they were able to make the game have a mostly coherent artstyle despite the tons of asset flipping, and especially the gibbing and procedural blood effects when an entity takes damage.I haven't gotten past sin city act ii yet because I play games in small bursts and the emulator im using doesn't carry over savestates so it's a pain in the ass to get back toAlso I still have no idea why gloamglozer turns into/summons fucking mickey mouse out of all things
>>506216124autistic idea. slenderverse args like DH00 and EMH but they take place in IDW sonic and the proxies are brainwashed not-mobians
>>506181324nah i was posting progress on the windmill of friendship
>>506216995>IDWLesbian idea
>>506216879Ohhhhh, i didn't know that that was x's castleAlright well i'm gonna theorize again and say it's probably gonna be a secret level that can be different for each playable characterSonic, tails knuckles and etc will probably be the secret levels from the og my5tcrimson game i suppose
>>506218674the lesbian furries are proxies that job to badniks
>>506176442
https://www.youtube.com/live/dor1NiHMQvA?si=uAttJuNDpYDFXZDCNGC dev stream
https://youtu.be/C4LxDFC8uuw?si=cLymSdE-ukefZzU0>OSF X: The Sonic EXE That Wants To Rape You
https://youtu.be/W3rWsIwTMxY?si=x9Kg8mKN8oKDVzNQ
>>506224043there's something satisfiying about seeing the work in progress directly
>>506224043>using photoshop to do the pixel art i won
Spread the turd
>>506236082Clean that shit up, damn mutt
What if Slenderman was Indian?
>>506241548he's medieval
>>506211875>nope, not getting out of this chair
IS THAT SONIC DOT ECKSEE?
>>506250046workbench.cue!
>>506250192I really fucking hope you die. the oc you obsess over will never be anything. you shitpost over nothing
>>506250587A fugitive have escaped from the jail of burning hell! Find the fugitive!
>>506250954
I'm Impasta and I'm on a questImpasta impasta yes yesImpasta's out to do his bestImpasta impasta yes yes
>>506252785https://vocaroo.com/18KAM2ZG3M25
what are some video game related analog horror that could only be described as cringe kino
>>506199676>people counter-post by stating how terrible the pasta isThis is why Faker needs to be in-universe and go against Sonic!
>>506255697there's a comic being made that perfectly demonstrates why that's a retarded idea as well
>>506255894That's written by retarded latinx muslims though and doesn't count
>>505700426>>506255894I remember checking the guy's account like 3 years ago and the bio was "Hoping to work for Sega! [link to sonic porn account]". It was funny
>>506256381Wouldn't it make more sense to pick a GF skin where her navel could be the hidden eyes?
>>506256381ugly
>>506256236>>506256171Fury of X looks better If I'm honest
>>506250046If this turns out to be real ill kill my self
>>506256801Nobody was talking about the art you retard. It's about the STORY
https://x.com/Goosus_goofster/status/1868327970911526943
>>506254927Best version of Impasta yet
>>506257339what even is the fucking story of sonic execution why is every recolor under the sun having beef with the sonicverse
>>506257395>506257395this feels like some shit slimebeast would write
>>506257395been seeing a lot of drawings of fishes with legs recently. possible emerging zeitgeist? symbol of evolution, possibly spurred on by concerns of developing AI? need to consult The Dot.
>>506257395I see stuff like this on the "this game doesn't exist" account
>>506258917love that account
>>506219356lesbian furries make my penis hard thoughbeit
>>506265007>t. osf x (forma de amy)
Razz saying shit no one cares about, more at 11.
>>506202925There is no best take of Sonic.exe. They all suck. Now, the best Sonic creepypasta is Sonic (the one with the ultimate chimera.)
>>506265831the best sonic horror media is two babies one fox because it's utterly repulsive
>>506265683then why are you posting it
>>506265683>Razz saying shit no one cares aboutwhy did you post it then you fucking faggot
>>506256171no exe comic counts nigga
>>506265907it's disgusting but not really scary
>>506202925OSF X because I work on OSF
>>506265683>using ebay and marketplace to buy crts>"oughhh but I can't drive.."It's so easy to tell he doesn't go outside because not once does he mention the possibility of going to Goodwill or an e-waste deposit
>>506265831Chinelin sonic was made by a YTPfag. it's just a shitpost. I do enjoy theorizing time to time but the truth is there wasn't any deep story behind it. the fucking chimera from mother 3 was more than enough proof of that. I do like the one retake that had mecha sonic though
>>506269661That's why I like itIt's weird and has no explanation, that's why it works.
>>506267793>It's so easy to tell he doesn't go outsideand yet nothing has been done with mario 85, what does this retard do on his spare time then?
>>506269874>Wants things to be done with Mario 85>Clearly hates Mario 85This is half of you
>>506272998Or they could cancel it, at least it would be better than waiting for nothing more than 1-1 again.
>>506274183But 1-1 is the best level in video games. It teaches you how to play the game! Haven't you watched any game design video essays? Mario 85 is being economical by only including the very best level.
>>506272998>>506274183>>506275645didn't they say it's on hiatus
>>506276145Yeah, the programmer is working on "Mario PC Port Reborn" instead.
>>506276240>Mario PC Port RebornYou mean fallen kingdom?
where is this used
>>506277004in the post credits scenes
the day daemon draws pendrive is the day i wake up happy
>>506278803gay lame trash mogged by Yiik
>>506278803What is this shit?
>>506278803go read nes godzilla
>>506277690Obviously he must draw the best version
what if the osf player characters had skins/shoes so you could play as blue knuckles and soap shoes sonic
>>506277690the day daemon draws eggman hates furries is the day i
>>506277690>>506282684for a story from 2011 that was made by some 14 year old, I could understand why some people find this low quality shitpasta charming. there are some parts that are unnecessary and stupid like the blue flashdrive ending up on the doorstep, but the idea behind a game like this being made as a sick joke isn't completely out of the ordinary. I do like how it's not confirmed whether or not that the game is haunted or programmed that way
>>506276953No, it's something different
Niggers tongue my anus
>>506288416Dirty or clean
>>506288416???
Tails Doll? More like FAILS DROLL
666th post for uhhhhhhhhhhhh i am god or something
>>506290047boo
>>506290660how much is nominal paying you
>>506290763beepga im a yukoa sakkth shill yuko
>>506290660no you don't you faggot>>506290823boring
>>506285052blue pendrive is 1% percent better and thats it
>>506276240>RebornThat would imply it is a remake. what the hell is it a remake of? mario PC port was never finished, and if this programer decides to actually finish the project that would make it the official version of mario PC port. why not just call it mario PC port. I swear these retards can't name anything for shit. The main villain is named MX even though he has literally no reason to go by that. I could go on: NMI, EXE, Xenophanes, Exetoir, Rewrite.
>>506277690why do you like pendrive?
>>506293824the fnf song is bangin yohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85znqlfRC2Q
>>506293904>toilet sounds
>>506293904what does this have to do with the story, dumbass
>>506293904I low expectations like "his design is less tryhard" or "the story was 10% better than sonic.exe". but your answer somehow found a way disappointed me.
Gegagedi-Sosic.io!
>>506295245clearly you're black.
>>506295245can you say that in English please
>>506295245quick, think about us having sex
I like sarah's eyes here
>>506297493she looks retarded
>>506297493what even is this image?
>>506297648is that because she actually looks Korean or are you saying that because jojo's style regressed
>>506297846>jojo's style regressedthis looks better than all of needlemouse combined, he's gotten better by 2%
>>506043214>>506043687Okay so basically during my 1 (now 2nd thanks to NG+) playthrough of River City Girls. There's this mechanic where you can recruit one enemy you've defeated at a time into sort of a burst move, however they have a limited health bar.I dunno if it's cause I was playing a [[LEGALLY PURCHASED]] copy, but every now and again I'd encounter this weird bug where the ally would pause in once place, begin playing the jumping sfx every frame and stay there until I moved to a different screen. This reached an Apex when I got locked onto a screen for a fight but I couldn't kill anyone because they were all offscreen trying to kill the glitched NPC. Forced me to hard-reset the game.Maybe you could do like a Godzilla NES thing where after each summon the ally becomes more and more unrecognizable until and gains a small dose of autonomy & mutates into a custom boss or something
>>506299312>becomes more and more unrecognizable until *IT gains never write an essay while you're sleep deprived and sick, kids
>>506299312dear god this general has been around for so long it's impacting how we see creepy glitches. I don't know whether to be impressed or scared by that.>Maybe you could do like a Godzilla NES thing where after each summon the ally becomes more and more unrecognizable until and gains a small dose of autonomy & mutates into a custom boss or somethingsounds kino
>>506297846in the og needlemouse she looked like a sock puppet, now she looks like your average walten files character
If the NES godzilla cartridge adapts to the person who plays it, what would happen if someone who absolutely HATED godzilla played it?
>>506300962my question is why the hell would they want to buy it in the first fucking place
>>506301249How they get their hands on it and why they play it isn't as important or interesting as the result.
>>506300962What if AVGN played it
>>506301430
>>506307242RED is a jobberHe should haunt starfield instead.
>>506308494i think he should haunt you
>>506308559:(
>>506301430>"Red? What a shitload of fuck! It's fucking bullshit! I'd much rather have my penis sucked by a cockroach than play this dogshit game! I hate niggers!"
>>506313283say that again?>I... HATE! NIGGEEEEEEEEEEEERS!""
>>506300962The better question is what would happen if Ian Flynn played the NES Godzilla game from the famous NES Godzilla Creepypasta?
>>506317204What if Sonic.exe was a Metrocop in Half-Life 2 and Ian Flynn was there?
What if Sonic met the Joker?
>>506325250Will happen in 2025 trust the plan.
What if Koopa Revenge 2 had a creepypasta?
>>506326964is that like a newgrounds animation
>>506277690here you go buddy
>>506327051Dude... it's a game.
>>506317204>>506322338why is it always ian and not some other infamous writer. at least get creative with the shitposts. show some love for slimebeast or ken penders for once
>>506327789sonic general
>>506327789You are gay. This site belongs to SoniCHADS
>>506327789>>506327832what about Pontac and Graff?
>>506327905>immediately kills the threadthis is why no one talks about them.
>>506328314without the time stones?
>>506328381of course! with the time stones, I would kill them myself! because everyone knows they work OUTSIDE OF LITTLE PLANET. everybody knows that.
>>506327832>>506327878I literally brought up ken penders in the same post
>>506327878>chuckle.mp3
>>506342054is that a woman in a male vessel? how queer...
>>506342242is that a scrimblo face? how friday night f*nkin of you...
>>506342304what should a ghost form look like
>>506343430either the grudge, or a corpse
What if evil Mario was good?
Ordinary sonic fan game skin ideaLara-Su
>>506348770The man behind the slaughter
>>506342054She's wearing Koi's shoes
>>506342054>knuckles octechnically blackface, so based.
alright exeg, write me 2 sentence horror stories, and I'll make low-effort fan art to go with it.
>>506355890The last man on Earth sat in a room. There was a knock on the door.
>>506355890A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up and started to head down. As she got to the stairs, her mom pulled her into her room and said "I heard it, too"
>>506343430>shouldAnon are you making that
>>506360558no I'm just curious
https://youtu.be/3OgrJqU2W48?si=9lfA6vaaaqPK0NlV>almost 30k viewsholy SHIT
>>506372114> I think PC port is going to do thatthey really desperately want this piece of shit rehash to be the saving grace of sonic.exe "games". it's sadhttps://youtu.be/lCYLU_craDE
>>506370002What if it was called Devil Unwasked and X was instead WaSonic
my new mariobrew horror
>>506327789What if Ian Flynn wrote this post?
>>506379001Yikes, why are y'all always bringing up Ian? Big oof. Get some new material, little bro! Like, what if this post was written by the Babylon Rogues, or even the ancient Echidna Clan? They'd write a post so incredible, you'd get sucked right in, just like if Erazor Djinn himself was hiding inside!
>>506379001>>506379662It's the same damn joke every time
>>506375494Joe wants it to be the saving grace of not just Sonic.exe games, but Sonic.exe as a whole.He pulls all the ambitious asspulls; he gets the Legacy team to make a brand new GUI for the main menu and leave in countless little details, he rips some of the JC out of 2011 X after making an overrated remake of the original game, he makes an "X-verse" and he leaves in meaningless codes and ciphers in his Youtube videos.When Pastra streamed the preview you linked Joe said that it doesn't reflect the final project. In fact he wants the final project to be "less of a game and more of an experience".How in the FUCK are you gonna do that with Sonic.exe?
>>506383647>there won't be difficultyI'm pretty certain he meant that there won't be selectable difficulties, like easy, normal or hard mode, and not that there wouldn't be challenge.
>>506383647>"less of a game and more of an experience".what the FUCK does that mean?
>>506383647This guy is completly delusional in the most autistic way possible, he really wants to make a legacy out of a trash creepypasta made by a pedophile who lacks any talent or brain capacity to make anything good in his own pathetic life, i really hope someone tells joe he should do something else with the talent he at least has in some capacity instead of wasting it trying to make something serious out of such a joke that sonic.exe is and will always be.
>>506384260sony game mentality
>>506384582>>506384582new thread is already up
