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What would you do in this situation?
>>506635663Mama!
>>506635717sex she wouldn't know it's sensei unless she know what sensei's dick feels like
>>506635594Cutie thread
my most loyal subjects would never fail to recognize me
cringe
Comfy zoos sex
/bag/, do you see Seia as being released never, or never EVER?
>>506635992Shoulda used 'normalniggers' instead
Why aren't Ayane and Shizuko in the expert permit shop yet
>>506636096oh she will absolutely get releaseddont let any of these ding dongs convince you otherwise
>>506636161sexo
>>506636096Of course she will be released. We just dont have any event suitable for her right now. Same shit with Mika.
It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general
>>506635594>every other student swimsuit alt: Cute girl in a cute swimsuit>Shizuku's swimsuit alt for some reason: Absolute semen demon
>>506636238Stop itAlso answer my question
>>506636304They needed to overcompensate for her base design.
>>506636304>Shizuku'sIsn't that the chick from HxH
just watched this, it was pretty cutebut damn arona sucks at being a senpai
>>506636096I believe in a happy ending.
Are you planning to watch the upcoming JP stream?
>>506636596>arona sucksmy pyros
>>506636596where is this?
>>506636672I'll wait for /bag/ to tell me what I thought of it.
>>506636672I have yet to miss a single stream.
>>506636596how long until ensei goes completely bald?
>>506636596>but damn arona sucks at being a senpaiI mean, she did fuck up as Prez too, it's in her nature
>>506636672I'll just wake up, log into reddit for the new stuff, and if it's kino I'll look at /Bag/s reaction and if not I'll just ignore it
I'm bored
>>506636750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FDeC_Na5RA
>>506637076Hi bored, nice to meet you!
Alice eats batteries
I'm binged
>>506636830>Oh my satanCringe
>>506635594Miyako thread!
I am a hero.
https://x.com/BlueArTrivia/status/1869360772054450201?t=Lp7oal1wcq2jLYTUu4UbQw&s=19>yuuka was originally 167cm in the cbtwe were robbed of this opportunity
>>506637161cute but her uniform should have schale written on it
>>506637369
yuuka cbt
>>506637481>Also, in the early development 3D model, her thighs were designed to be larger than they are now. Everything was lost...
why do women get fat and then complain about being depressed because men dont want them? all they have to do is look like this
>>506637481i have mixed feeling of yuuka being tall as me
>>506637734Please be a biological woman.
My precious desert rose.
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>506637792those don't play BA and really really don't browse /bag/
I am going to give Koharu SO MANY KISSESI will SMOOCH HERON THE LIPSREPEATEDLY
>>506637704They also need to have a pretty, sexy face like Iori's. A girl with a bombshell body is a waste if her face looks like she just got out of a losing boxing match.
>>506636096trinity christmas event soon
If Trinity are angels and Gehenna are demons does that mean the founder of Gehenna was a Trinity student who was banished
>>506636672Somehow always end up waking up naturally just in time to watch the streams
this thread better not be ass
>>506637889I was dreaming about Koharu today. Guess I'll masturbate.
Dude child pussy LMAO
my wife Mika
>>506636672probably, I'm still deciding if I want to make a four hour drive to hang out with my sister for christmas
>>506638153That's not a pussy, those are feet
>there are senseis here under 180cmim sorry bros...>>506637892while true, its less true than you think it is. many many guys will fuck a nice bodied girl with even a terrible face. why do you think "putting a bag over her head" has been a thing since time immemorial? and ofc theres guys that will fuck fatties, but its far less common than guys that will do the former
>>506636672Tsubaki's VA has been seen eating, again
>>506638354It's fine. I like my studentwife being just a little taller than me. It suits her
>>506637792No but my thighs are (almost) as big as hers
>>506638083Who assed?
ogogee
>>506638354I'm still insecure about being 165cm tall, but I've got other physical attributes to make up for it, like a pretty face. My body is still a work in progress but it's not too bad, just painfully average. The better question would be if my students would accept and even love a short Sensei like me.
>>506638083I assed
>>506637881*blushes* c-correct
NopanNobraYespubes
>>506638603We all know the only redeeming physical feature is the penis length and girth. What's yours?
>>506638437both of these girls are for breeding>>506638475these too actually>>506638603they have no real comparison, so they would. trust. you would only need to be relatively assertive, and theyd let you do anything
>>506638731shun wants to feel young, she 100% shaves
HAHA. Junko peed herself.
>>5066387364.5 inches long, haven't measured girth but assume it's painfully average. Slight upward curve. Now fuck off.
>>506638947Jacque...
>>506638354>>506638603I think being short is kinda nice. I'm the same height and used to be insecure about it too but eventually I ended up being comfortable with myself and embracing it.
>>506638987Proof?
>>506638731I like the way you think>>506638927She grew them out because I asked her to
if /bag/ posts sexy students everyday and I'm on /bag/ everyday then that would mean that I pop a boner to blue archive girls everyday. but it's healthy so it's good!
>>506638731staying balls deep inside her while she drinks rrat's cunnifier formula
>>506637792>167cm womanare you dutch?
>>506638603my ex was a monstrous 185cmI'm 168cmI'm beyond the ascension of caring>inb4 "no wonder she's your ex"no I'm just a bad person lol
Are you ready for you daily prostate inspection?
>>506638938the anger mark doesnt really match the face imo... she just looks slightly surprised
>V1C3 would have been even worse if Nexon/Yongha hadn't kept Pikacuck on a leashI'm glad he removed himself before he could do more harm to BA
>>506639313185cm is normal, not monstrous
>>506639296That'd be like a dick guillotine.
>>506638947Back to diapers
>/bag/ talking about height againYes anon, you are short, but you know what's shorter than you? LifeSo go out there and do whatever short people do and be happy
Being short is just like being fat and bald. Nobody loves you.
>>506639313Kill yourself normalfag. No one wants to see your stupid blog about 3DPD
>>506639435>>506639458why is zoos like this
>>506637792Short, fit, cute is the peak male build. You don't even know how much women(and men) thirst for them.
I like being short and small since I get to cosplay as my studentwife.
>>506639394>185cm girls are normaldummy
>>506639394>185cm is normalbro isn't BA banned in the Netherlands???
I heard there's a correlation between height and penis length.
>>506639458babzoos so mean
>>506639342
>>506639439when i tell her its breeding time, she understands
>>506639524vanitas vanitatum et omnia vanitas
>>506639454HOOOOOOOOH MY GO-*SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT* I'M GETTING DRAINE-*SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT*
>>506639435No
>>506639550not really. Otherwise, you'd hear things about Robert Wadlow having a 18 inch cock or smth
You are beautiful, no matter what they say.
I didn't pass the penis inspection...
Kaedefags?
>>506639546FUCK you I'm not dumb they are normal just like 153cm micromanlets in /bag/ are normal
>>506639494Yeah, but lets continue talking about being insecure about our heights like normalfags since that's apparently okay for the thread. No need to be jealous.
>>506639678dumbass foxes
>>506638731hag sag
>>506639797Why is she dressed like a 60 year old cougar
>>506639525I wish.That roughly describes me but I've only been asked out by men. I must've done something wrong.
>>506639727And, oh boy, do they have a lot to say about your ugly ass.
>>506635717Artist source?
>>506639937You do not belong.
Hare (Cum)
>>506640029Mimori told her how ladies dress to impress
>>506640029>yfw the one cultured doujin of her was drawn by a woman
Kokona, the sexiest, most erotic, most cum-inducing character in Blue Archive.
>>506640208huh?
Chihiro esposa de Sensei
Open for a surprise
Which students would have the most intellectual and psychological damage from overuse of tiktok
>>506639797I didn't give her much thought at first other than her big boobsBut then I read her momos and realized she's adorable and peak daughter material, and now I love her
If you're short you should consider cutemaxing.
>>506639824>850x1456
I'm not particularly insecure about my height because I live in manletland anywaybut at some point I was insecure and that insecurity turned into a minigts fetish for whatever reasonBlue Archive
>>506640302PUTA
>>506640208holy sex
>>506640418>minigts?
>95% of /bag/ are basically femboys>"B-But Anime Sensei is not canon!"They knew their audience
>>506640418>I live in manletlandThat's worse.
>>506640418>minigts
>>506638603I'm 168cm, but 99% of women here are shorter than me anyways so it's all chill. I'd say having good skin and fit body is already more than enough.>>506640034Unironically, get some feminine hobbies. Gardening, aquarium, cooking-baking or crochet are all good. Don't just get close to girls, be nice to the aunties and they will introduce you to their daughters. It's literally that easy.
I swear she tried to rape me! I'm not making this up!
>>506640208you can't say child pussy
>>506639934>850x1200
I think they should add a green damage type. I just really think green would be good for the game and really cool. Especially if it had a neat name like acid damage. Why no green damage? I think there should be green damage.
Man, even if i'm not really liking this new chapter, Hosh is so fucking cute i couldn't hate her if i tried... i also think she's really hot for some reason but i can't put my finger on why
All fox students owe me sex
You love Izuna, yes?
>>506640712I think they should also release a green bluefes DPS student that powercreeps every green student released after her
>>506640712Especially if it melts clothes
>>506640034Apparently one of my female friends showed a picture of me to a bunch of her gay/bisexual friends and they said they'd date me. She did the same to her female friends and although they thought nicely of my appearance none of them said they'd date me.
Don't forget about her
>>506640846will it be hina or hosh?
>>506640058>850x1202
>green damageNever ever
>>506640890So what's the purpose of your post? Do you want a baggot to date you?
>>506640902too big
DON'T SAY IT.
Has /bag/ ever cosplayed as their studentwife?
>>506640932I don't really care for students that only have 5 pictures
>>506640835>no stain>no fluids running down her legseh could be betterwhere's the rest?
>>506641057
Can you guys go back to posting porn instead of this fuccboy RP?
sheside bingside
>>506640191>850x1689
>>506640949Haruna
>sample spam>trannyshit
Today is going to be shit isn't it.
>>506640835>Sensei doesn't take advantage of her That's a good man
>>506640792Even Mari?
Concerning thread so far
>>506641124holy malnourishment
>>506641064Yes
>>506640835Why is her cunny talking? My kids are growing up too fast!!
>>506641220Just 2 more days
>>506641124this is a man?
>>506640589>>506640660it stands for mini giantess. I think it's also called real gts idkbasically 'realistic' giantesses or just stupid tall girls. think like 7 foot or taller and shit, but still somewhat limited to human scale, like around 10ft or so
>>506640430>850x1082
>>506641064I can only cosplay as this guy
>>506641220like always
>>506641372If you had to do a doubletake I'm afraid I have news for you.
Favorite rabbit?
>>506641193You just noticed? We've been getting raided for an hour
>>506641385
>>506641438I mean....
>>506641064
>>506641483the one that's eager to have babies
>>506641434You could probably pass as the pug man
>>506640790>850x1189
>trinity christmas event mentioned in the Sora mini story>Christmas Eve = Holy Night = 聖夜 [sei ya]it's time (for real)
>>506641483Pyanko
careful with the image slots, /bag/the resetposters need those slots
>>506641650that guy is too short and I don't want to be a furry
>>506641470there are girls that cosplay ba because the girls in the game are cute though
>>506641664Least copium addicted Seiafan
>>506641483Why did you crop out Momoi?
>>506641701Holy sex
>giving a fuck about resolution
>>506640902>850x1445
>>506641470NTA but with legs that thin he could be a girl. Unless I see his shoulders or chin I won't be so certain.
>>506638354Serika just makes me wanna tease her
>>506641569Tokitwink...
>>506641664>it's time (for real)
I would literally never stop loving Hina.
>>506641021>850x1226
>>506641664do we believe /bag/?
You're wide
>>506639363How so?
>>506642175Her eternal youth makes it easier
>>506642175I made this post
>>506641623>850x1322
I think Hanako should be impregnated
>Suddenly
so does anyone have any fanart of the new hoshino alt?it's a shame it's unpopular and hated because i honestly think cute girls in battle armor is kino
WTF
Post big
honestly Ayane's breasts are out of control
Hope... is the first step on the road to disappointment...
>>506641828>850x1088
DO NOT OPEN
>>506642545Yeah.
>>506642328Melli Keyrusimasu __sexo__
>>506642595nice pyro stash LOSER
Filtering 850
>>506642664>Bro I'll be fine, my dad only started losing hair in his 50s and my mom has a really good hairline>Me in my 20s
Great blue archive thread
>>506641967>850x1267
>>506642763
Feet Archive is real.
>>506642595Do not fall for her elvish charms
>>506642698Oh my god... I'M BINGINGGGGGGI'M GONNA BIIIIIIIING. FUUUUUUUU- *SPLUUUUUUUUUURT*
>>506642970
>>506642802STOP BRINGING UP HAIR LOSSI CAN SALVAGE IT
>>506642797>Literally every single image in the spam has that heightDamn, good idea
Kufufu
Is bing out yet?
>>506641926There's no way that's a girl bro... The muscle outlines and bone structure gave it away immediately.
>>506642973Good
>>506642289is this the 5 SeiaStoat variant
Should i Bing and then-goon?
>>506642218>850x1202
Spambot, by the way
>>506643214It's amazing that it's been going on for days and yet nothing happens to them
>>506643214Where?
Good afternoon /bag/
>>506643095Did you just fucking say BING on MY THREAD????
What should I eat for lunch?
>>5066433324chan is abandonware and also reporting is such a pain in the ass nobody really does it anymore
>>506643386Natsu thigh
>>506642802lmaolet me explain how hair genetics work: it's all in the fucking X chromosomeyou never inherit your dad's hair's resilience, at best you get his hairline, if your mom passed you a shitty X chromosome you're fuckedyou have to look at her father to get an idea of what to look forward to
>>506642717cute!honestly this entire fandom is STUPID for hating it when it was revealed.the ponytail makes her more sexo
>>506635594Hey it's my wife. I just came here to post her
>>506643386Why do I let her get away with this shit
>>506643349Good Hinafternoon
>>506643112>850x1282
>>506642368Because Pikacuck unironically just wants to make fateshit sword autism powerlevelfaggotry yuri shounen and he would have quadrupled down on that even earlier if he could have
Reminder that an anon is posting an image twice with the excuse of 'posting the correct dimensions,' just to waste image slots and mess with the reset posters.
>>506643605She keeps the restaurant industry in check by not allowing them to serve overcharged slop. She is a necessary evil
>>506642545Just search the desert rose faggots ritualpost in the archive and you'll come across something.
I see...
>>506643679>yuri>One CG of girls being cute and friendlyCome on now, I do agree with the rest, what a fucking hack
>>506643386can't believe Haruna destroyed Serika's workplace. Now she's left without jobs
>>506643510millions died to young hoshino
Thread rn
Take your meds.
>>506643051>salvages it>a slight wind breeze does thisGive me the razor bros, i can't take it anymore...
Oh
>>506643510I think the majority of the rightful complaining is she got the bluefest slot and the story tied to said alt.It's okay on a pure design level.
>>506643947You will have to share
>>506643790>mess withit's no big dealt. restposter
MEDS MENTIONED
coom in doom
Soon.
>>506642368The bananpickers keep saying he wanted to kill a student.
>>506643510Remember, anon. A 3rd Hoshino... LE BADA 4th Shiroko... LE GOOD
>>506643935She has now started her own food stand
>>506644008Yes Serina...
they should make a christmas Mika alt for the next winter fesmake it an event about her doing community work
>>506644254Kuroko is not our Shiroko
>>506644248Bro, your Yume?
>>506644365hey gogo
Only thing this bitch is good for
>>506642545>it's a shame it's unpopular and hated???What the fuck are you talking aboutThe full on "alt" version doesn't get too much art, but that's mainly because it's unironically too cool. Most would be compelled to draw her in a cool way, but most BA artwork is lewd.
>>506644285What if the upcoming JP event is centered around her, Nagisa and Seia?
>>506644330I bet $1000 that if an alternate timeline Hina showed up /bag/ would still consider it a Hina alt
I would literally never stop cumming inside Professor Niyaniya
>>506643939Post more erotic old man(Young)
>>506644535No but it'd still be Hinawank
Are you ready to bing?
>>506644429You are looking for Hoshino_(armed)
>>506644362I mean we witness the death of a student before our eyes, not be told one passed away. Go full edgetard.
Is this really what world champion athletes eat?
>>506644558
>>506644824Hinyan sexo
i want hina to wank me
>>506644747>You are looking for Hoshino_(armed)Did you just look at the picture and not bother reading the post?
HINA SEXO
>>506645000I don't care about your post
>>506645065Why are her hips so wide?
>>506643153I think so
>too cool to drawyou need to be over 18 to post here
>>506645076then don't reply
>>506644734Can't believe they're giving out this sex bomb for free
>>506644734your kirino and kanna look a bit odd
>>506642797>works like a charm
Man, what a year. Blue Archive proves time and again that it's here to stay no matter what. No corrupt government, shady business or chinks and their shitty gacha can stop it.
>>506644558This guy does some good Hoshinos, especially first year.
sChurro
Are students born with their horns or do they grow as they get older?
Hina makes me cum
hs
/bag/, post more slowly. Mini Mari is resting.
>>506645280Yes
Yume's death is entirely antithetical to Eden Treaty and Vol F.
>>506645319
Need a threesome with them fr fr
>>506645526Based
>>506645021I act like this
>>506645452MARI OWES ME COOKIES
>>506645452Lol, double chin bitch. I'm going to slide my cock in her mouth
>>506645526If it happened during the game timeline then yes. But it happened before.
>>506643679>>506643679Didn't he also to made an yurige full of fate motifs before going to Nexon? or was that isaacq
>indifferent about feet before BA>now want to suck the toes of any student who shows me her solesI think I have a brain parasite
>>506645138>>506645261Love comfy date with Mika
>>506645526She's based on the God of Resurrection, they'll probably revive in V1C4. They're already heading towards that direction with the revitalization of Abydos in V1C3.
>>506645632my beautiful wife
>>506645626Wrong.
>>506645751They are going to cheapen her death? That's very concerning.
Since when was this beautiful?
>>506645526that's why we're going to revive her and reach the happy ending
>>506645526People die when they are killed Anon.
What's so concerning about bluefes?
>>506645828Yes
>>506645526It really, really, REALLY is not. Quite the opposite.All of the stories are about choosing to live when life is too hard. Mourning death shouldn't be off the table just because it makes you uncomfortable.
>>506645828
>Volume 4 Chapter 3>Unemployed FOX squad have to learn how to survive being homeless and poor
>>506646014That's cute
>>506646075is she the biggest ryona bait in kitovos?
>>506646087unlike the retard rabbits they'll take the valk job
It should be illegal for Fubuki to be as sexy as she is
Kei sexo
>>5066433861 egg, about 4-5 slices of bacon, cooking oil, about a cup of parmesan cheese, about half a box of pasta.>Boil pasta like normal, olive oil plus a bit of salt>Cook cut bacon in large pan season with pepper>After bacon is cooked (using light amount of oil), lower heat to minimum 2-3, leave oil and grease in>In a measuring cup, mix egg and cheese with fork>After pasta is done cooking, pour pasta into pan, same time mix egg and cheese mix into pan with bacon>Mix frequently for a bitVoila, Carbonara
>>506646246
>>506643497I'm not sure about this. I have multiple brothers, majority took after the mom's grandfather (bald)But I have identical hair to my father (not bald)Please explain.
>>506642576sensible sensei
>>506646183>FOX squad battles a new enemy - paperwork and rep tapethey need some heavy work to redeem what a joke they became in chapter 2
Kei is NOT sexy
>>506646360Don't listen to that retard
>>506646360he's trying to simplify genetics and you can't really do that
>>506646069You don't understand Blue Archive. Dishonest or just low IQ?Re-read Hifumi's speech. Then re-read Sensei's conversation with Black Suit in Vol F.
>>506646146pat pat pat
>>506645526Eden Treaty and Volume F have no revivals, they're about preventing people from killing others/stopping people from killing themselves. What are you talking about?In fact volume F has it stand as fact that MANY FUCKING PEOPLE are dead, permanently. One person dies during the damn story. Did you forget that part? Phrenapates's speech to Shiroko isn't "your friends will come back" it's "stop blaming yourself, you shouldn't stop wanting to live"
If genetics is real, then why do all my children with my students look like clones of them?
>>506646490>samplenew low
>>506644068i see.i still haven't reached volume 1 chapter 3 (slowly following the /bag/ guide)so i know nothing about the story tied to the upcoming fes banners
>>506646564No what the fuck are you talking about? Fuck off.Hifumi's speech is about happy endings, you retard, not reversing the past. Sensei's convo in volume F involves him saying he doesn't mind possibly dying to give his students the possibility of living on.
>>506646657That just means your sperm is weak, like you.
>>506646490Take that back.
Yes, I am a manlet (173cm)Yes, I do look like thisYes, I like strawberry sundaesYes, I like cute girlsYes, I like hot-blooded action and mechsYes, my favorite super robo is Shin GetterYes, I do love Nozaki-kun and wish for S2Yes, I do like puroWhat kind of sensei am I?
>>506646530Yeah, this is what I remember from highschool. Forgor the name of the chart.Take this as thanks.
>>506646657If you really think about it, due to their superior genetics (They're fucking bulletproof), it is more likely for them to have strong dominant genes. So your student's kids may more than likely look like them.
>>506635594
>>506646564I find it funny reading these posts as if nothing sad ever happens in Blue Archive. Like you got to the "miracles happen" part and forgot why we wanted miracles to happen, and how some things didn't change.
>>506646757
Mikadom
>>506646696anon is basically right, the dissatisfaction was mostly with the fact she already got a bluefes slot previously and got another one with an alt that's only slightly different, nobody would've complained had it been just a regular banner
>>506641172Devils.>>506642595IDK why I think sAyane's sprite is sexier than the L2D. Same for sShizuko...
Bros I have my interview later today to become a real sensei. Please say bing and wish me luck
>>506646564You can understand Hifumi's speech while still be accepting of loss. I'd love to stop all sorts of people in my life from dying but it's something that's inevitable and unavoidable. Even Blue Archive itself will die if we don't croak first.
>>506645928eroi...
>>506647076Bing
>>506647023>the dissatisfactionFrom whom, evenLike really, from whowho is complaining, and how many people is itwho actually was upset?
>>506647076bingas
>>506647076say bing
>>506646360>Please explain.you got luckywhat do you need explaining on? she has 2 X chromosomes since she's a woman, your brothers got the crappy one, you got the good one, not exactly hard to figure out
Everything you read on the internet is true.
>>506647095Barring any catastrophic disaster, it will absolutely die before we do. Most of the people here probably have at least 40 years left.
I think Koharu should get naked and masturbate right now.
GRS New Year event gets archived in two weeks, Izumi alt banner will come along.Next in line is the Pandemonium NY collab event, scheduled to release the week after New Year.
I assed
>>506647076BingGood luck bro
>Open Cafe>Alt tab to red /bag/>Misaki alone keeps spamming her voicelinesWhy the fuck do students not talk unless you headpat them?
>>506647175were you not here during the stream?
>>506647430Yes. Momoi is not sexy
>>506647435Turn that mouth elsewhere, don't jinx me like that.
>>506647505>crowd is happy as fuck>/bag/ complains/jokes>Kuroko announced>no complainingyes, I was there
>>506647445>non zero chance of Izumi getting a third alt before a lot of more popular charactersPlease let it happen it would be so fucking funny
>>506647476
plana vaginaplanavaginapv
>>506647435>Most of the people here probably have at least 40 years left...fuck
For me, it's Hina's thighs
>>506647716
>>506647573>/bag/ complainsthere you go
Why is she looking at me like that...
>>506647903she knows you want to assault her
>>506647903Why indeed
>>506648048
>>506648190Wait a minute
XD
>>506647603Haruna already broke Gehenna's third alt virginity a long time ago, so it's not a big deal.
>>506648247why is it always the gamers?
>>506648030I speak like this
>reset in 20 minutes minutes>19 images left
>>506647435I don't think there's a single gacha game that has made it to 15 years yet
Soon
>>506648394all me
Post pits
nom nom
>>506648596
>game crashes quite often in random places on this shitty old phone >still works though and I pick up plat each raid>had to delete cache and reload the game>opening the cafe goes to instant crash every time I boot the gameWhat do I do??? bweeeeeeeeeeeeh
Wait. Did when did the image cap get changed?
why did I divorce her?
>>506648497The oldest ones I can think of that're still "alive" are Grub(11 in March) and FGO(10 in July).
>>506648741Try reinstalling the game?
>>506648623
>>506648791Puzzle and Dragons is 12
>>506648806I literally just did.
zoos
>>506646616>>506646961>>506647095>>506646737Congrats on having your narrative successfully subverted by Pikacuck and falling to his sabotage, non-canon Sensei.
WHERE'S THE IMAGES MANSLEY?!
>>506648765She made me go to the mountains on fucking New Years
>>506648741you'll miss out on headpats but you can claim cafe ap and creds from the settings menu somewhere while you look for a solution
>>506648945What?
>>506648965what's wrong with that?
>>506647435A game coming to a close is fine, I can only hope it closes satisfactorily.
>>506648903>>506648917>>506648934>>506648945>>506648963>>506648965>>506648987>>506649035>>506649096>>506649115ᓀ‸ᓂ
>>506648945Not sure how that was your takeaway but okay retardbro.
>>506648742hüh, good eye.>They'll increase the max image cap to 375 but won't bring back the 10 pages and archive of /gif/grim.
>>506649115Has any mobile game ever closed satisfactorily?
Admit it, you like babzoos. ᓀ‸ᓂ
>>506649096I wanted to relax at home
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>>506648741The cafe crashing but not raids is weird. BA is terribly optimized, but it definitely isn't rendering more particle effects, and even if you have furniture capped it shouldn't be rendering more models.
>>506649231I don't know. I don't think it's impossible, though.As someone who works on a live service game with a story, I have ideas in mind for how to "end" it, so I can say at least 1 exists that is aiming for that. Of course I won't say what game
>>506648987Got into the cafe and got the pats in.Game crashed after leaving the cafe this time.What a massive fucking hassle.I can't upgrade my phone for at least two months now. Goddamn why the fuck does it crash this often now just after redownloading the game? Fucking John Nexon.
Are you guys rolling in the Say Bing event?I'm going for both cops, hopefully
>>506646616I'm so sick of retards pretending BA has to be all asspulls and shounenshit happy ending stuff without consequences because of points like this. So many forget that Vol F exists when ranting about Yume going against the message of BA.
>>506649303she's telling you to workout because you are too fat
>>506649293Hmmmmmm nyo ᓀ‸ᓂ
>>506649231Megaman X Dive, kinda.
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>>506649440only rolling the prior GA ticket.All in on Bluefes.
Resetposters its over...
>>506648741Emulate?? Is your computer shit, too?
WHO KILLED SHIRASUAZUSA?
170 posts without imejisee you losers
How fight Fury of Seth?
>>506649509then why didn't it end with X impregnating RiCO
>>506649403The problem you run into with a live service game is that you are always leaving lose ends to create more content later. If you get the orders to deploy the ending, you won't have enough time to tie all those lose ends up unless you get the EoS call a year in advance
Yume getting resurrected is le bad. I want steaks. I want edge. Students must die.
>>506649231Dragalia was allowed to finish its main story after EoS was announced. I don't know how bad it was, but an ending is an ending.
>>506649231Dragalia Lost
>>506649453It's a hopechad game, and hope is most powerful in the face of despair. I really think that all the "miracles" talk has tricked idiots into thinking that means nothing bad can ever happen, even though many bad things have happened and their happening stands permanently.
Does Maki masturbate?
Kokona's_Vagina.png
>>506648836I miss you, Muchuki. I miss being a newcutie when you would give me smooches whenever I asked questions about things I didn't know...
>>506649735The Cyber elves had to come out from somewhere okay??? Don't ask too many questions.
Dragalia...Lost
>>506649747Well basically for us, the idea is "have another game ready". Like, sunset this one, prepare another one. It definitely seems possible for us, but I don't know about most games. Most games, I have to imagine, that do live service want the game to live as long as possible and that's that. At some point it thus becomes less about keeping it "interesting or valid" and more about keeping it "alive, at all costs".And I guess that's how you get more inane stuff like things that happen in more recent FGO stories
save me azoos
>>506646616>>506649453This is a gacha and Yume is marked CH. Maybe not any time soon, maybe not for a long as fuck time, but Pikachuman is gone.One day, they WILL revive Yume.They WILL make her rollable.They WILL retroactively fuck up V1C3's message and theme like it fucked up the prior chapters before it.
>>506649734damage is done by auto attackers, heal obelisks after they get hit by thunders, at some points set will launch aoe's and you need to shield,explode the red ball when it's on top of your team
>>506398075>>506398075>>506398075
>your pyro stash>are you confident in getting all the students you want110kYes
>>506649927to be honest I liked iCO more but my heart is big enough for both of them. Also where is my 16-bit megaman revival. 30XX scratches the itch but I want the proper one.
>>5066501866k... ask me next paycheck
>>506650154PleaseI beg youI plead with youstop thinking that isakusan was the sole decider on all things BA story related. It has ALWAYS been a team with a lot of writers.In other words, if it was written and passed review, everyone still there agrees with it.
>your babzoos>your other babzoos
Necromancer student to raise Yume as her servant
they need to do something because abydos is a boring ass school
>>506650154Shit, they'll make Serika an NPC again...
>answering your own survey question
>>506650154You're lucky the images are gone or I'd put my nameless robes on and slam dunk on your hopeful ass.
which kind of content do they usually announce on the christmas stream?
>>506650161Thanks.
>>50665018673kyeah, although I kinda wanna roll SKanna but i'm not that much of a dog fucker...
>>506650154>like it fucked up the prior chapters before itIt didn't unless you're genuinely retarded and thought that "Hoshino got better"Common retard arguments>Hoshino was happy after chapter 2!She doesn't apologize or say why she did what she did so no she's not better>Hoshino said that she wants to rely on others in Abydos Summer!Holy fuck are you telling me Hoshino lies? Never mind that's totally OOC for her
>>506650154>They WILL retroactively fix V1C3's doom narrative subversionHoly based
>>506650186less than 200I only care about Kuroko and Chiaki in the next 6 months and will spend money if I have to
>>506645526>X days since anon quit the game>He's still seething here endlessly
>>506650154sounds BASED to me. sabotaging pikaman's work like he sabotaged other writers
imeji
>>50665018620kNo.
>>50665018648ki fear having to spark twice next blufes
Will it ever be possible to talk about her without fighting again?
>>506650557All me
I only fap to Arona when she fucks me with Blues. And whenever I fap to Arona it is always in a hate rape scenario. Anyone else like this??
>>5066501862 sparks, all is good.
>your student >your holiday cheer
>>50665018648ki want all 3 students on blufes so no not really
Narrative status?
>>506650529>no kisakicome on now
>>506650636I start headpatting Plana while ignoring Arona when that happens.
>>506650765doomed, like seia
This is the faggot fucking with the thread >>506374291
>>506650765not subvertedyet
>>506650719Your momotalk emergancy pyro stash?
>>506650813seia is a hopechad so the narrative is hopeful?
treeset
resetkaede
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resetalice!
Precious Studentsset
Let today be okay (T_T)https://files.catbox.moe/s8iw6v.jpg
>>506650614she's cute and dumb like almost all of the girls so i don't see a reason to fight
it's over
>>506650768oh yeah I forgot about her. I want her too but she is 3rd priority
it's just beginning
>>506650695sexy momoi
>>506650614I'm very dissapointed in her
>>506650154Young Hoshino is also CH so there is also yet another Hoshino alt if we get Yume
im gonna bing
>>506650925>>>506374291>>506650926>>506650927>>506650928wappi>>506650940>>506650941not wappi
>>506651045[BANNED FOR THIS POST]
Eden Treaty: This is a hopechad gameVol F: Bad ends? Death? Nah, fuck that I'll subvert the metanarrative itself for my students (not other timelines)V1C3: Ummm you see death is normal it just happens bro you cant do anything sensei >t. icucksan
>>506650636https://exhentai.org/g/1963868/0fc4aa6ab4/
Who is more of a priority that I can use a selector ticket on?Camp Hare or Ako?
I bing, therefore I goon
>>506650854138, never to be touched
>>50665018646kAs long as I get Shiroko Teller and Tacticool Hoshino within one spark
>>506650186>72K>Want Kuroko, BHoshino, S.Ui and KisakiIf I can get the first 2 with just 1 spark, yes
>>506651250Ako
tfw kinda feeling blue
>>506650854130. Haven't read one since last bluefes
>>506651409I can be your Archive
We already know Yume will be dealt with again since we didn't get a clear answer to what she went in the desert for, and now we have Suou's side of the story to deal with, plus there's the whole "Sensei meeting Yume and Young Hoshino after taking the same train he speaks to the GSC President in" which might be the key to reviving herFace it, V1C3 ended on a terrible note because they decided at the last moment to save all of that for V1C4
>>506651139>Yume dies when she is killed
>>506651409da ba dee da ba da da ba dee da ba da
>>50665018615kI believe in the happy ending
>>506651338>>506651419Bad Senseis
>>506651524Yes, fateshit is probably more up your alley you cuck
>>506651419Bro... At least read a student's momotalks on her birthday. That's what I do.
>>506651469Suou fried her brain
>>506651469I was genuinely convinced that the whole reason Suou wanted to fight Hoshino was because she'd found Yume, and tried to rescue her. Then she died or got eaten by Binah and stuck in a tube or whatever, but Suou blamed Hoshino for the death of her first friend.Then nah, Suou is just a retarded jobber, and none of this matters. Way cool.
>>50665018671600 right now, counting the 2 ticketswill spark 3 times this fes to ensure I get all 3 banners plus as many dupes as luck will allow me to upgrade them right awayafter that, I'll only be able to afford Kisaki and iMari for the foreseeable future and will have to skip literally everyone else
>>506647487it's weird, if you don't do anything when you enter the cafe I think only 1 student talks
>>506651139>>506651635increasingly convinced these posts are made by people that haven't accepted their own inevitable death yet
Where's the Neruset?
>>506650854>>506651338>>506651419I have 132 momos left. I only talk to students when I need the pyros
What if Yume gets resurrected but her tits get smaller as a side effect?
>>506652048Are her nipples still innies in this hypothetical?
>>506652048Bad deal
>>506652048what's the downside?
>>506651524>>506651887increasingly convinced these posts are made by edgeshitters trying to ruin BA
I need to rollI need to roll I need toI need to roll I need to roll I need to roll I need to roll I neED TO ROLL I NEED TO ROLL I NEED TO ROLL
(◠ڼ◠) I am not a necromancer you know?
OOOOOOOO SLOWFAGSSET SEASON IS ALMOST OVER
https://x.com/StellaSoraJP/status/1869220102211817530So that's it? Yostar is abandoning BA now?
>>506652125>stage of grief: denial
Yume doesn't need to be "revived" because the only proof we have that she is dead is Hoshino's retelling. They don't even show any CGs of the supposed discovery scene.Also Horus saving Osiris from the underworld is one of, if not he most, important stories in Egyptian mythology.
>>506652108No
>>506652127Calm down Sonic
>>506651469No matter how you spin it, it's going to require some time fuckery. And that's generally never good in terms of writing.
>>506652315>Games published by Yostar:>Arknights, Azur Lane, Aether Gazer, Guardian Tales, Arknights Endfield, Blue Archive, Heaven Burns RedStop being retarded
>>506652383Absolutely not, then! Are you fucking insane?!
>>506652475that means there are literally zero steaks because anything going bad can be explained away by going back in time or going to another multiverse
>>506652125>trying to
>>506652670>that means there are literally zero steaks because [assumption]not really unless they make it so
>>506648340that's not Mika retarded monkey
>>506652860if you can travel back in time and/or go to a multiverse once why the fuck can't you go again?
>>506652670I prefer the version where you can't control the time travel
>>506652670>steaksAre you hungary?
>>506652743Seia won?!
>>506652670They can just make it extremely pricey to do, something like requiring the Ark and Plana/Kei dies if you do it
>>506653013could be a one time thing for example
>>506653226Stop trying to kill Plana and Key.
・ᗜ・
STEAKS MENTIONED
Yume should stay dead, she's not interesting
>>506653041my heart
>>506652475We are going to have to deal with time fuckery eventually in any case, and that's been clear since the prologue unfortunately>>506651846I still think Suou is essentially the same as Hoshino, and blames herself for Yume's death because she was involved in it in some way, personally I think they got stranded in the desert together and Yume sacrificed herself so Suou could survive until she got found by Nephtys
Yume should not stay dead, she's hot
What about the emperor?
Yume should stay dead because Suou is hotter and has one of her eyes.
>>506653278I'm not trying to, but if that anon's problem with time traveling/multiple universes is the lack of steaks, then making the price too high to do it would be one way to fix it
How come these underage kids are able to drive cars, trucks, tanks and pilot helicopters so well and so easily?
>>506653276then it will turn into a shonen to achieve a happy end>you can only do this once!>keep doing it >becomes a normal attack
she's not wearing clothes
ᗜ‸ᓂKept you waiting, huh?
>>506653654>then it will [assumption]only if they make it so
how does /bag/ like their steaks?
>>506653837inverted
>>506653651They have been doing it for years, considering how serious crashes are just like bumping your knee
You idiots used up the images so now I can't make a joke I wanted to. I hope you're happy.
>>506652571That's PUBLISHED, not DEVELOPED. Publishing is very different from actively developing in-house with your own studio, where far more manpower and resources are involved.And it's extremely obvious they're taking cues from blue archive.Almost like they wanted to make their own without Nexon's involvement or having to share the profits with them.
>>506653715they definitely will because sensei always sacrifices himself to save everyone
>>506653651Driving isn't hard and helis in BA, apparently, have an autopilot, considering Ayane can just call them on her tablet and they appear
Oh, that reminds me Hoshino owes Ayane an entire fleet of helicopters now.
Stella glow would've been good if they just did the male mc only.
>>506654196just put it on the abydos tab
>>506652670>anything going bad can be explained away by going back in time or going to another multiverseThis already happened with volume F's ending.
Ayame would've said Bing.
>>506653837Well done, I'm not a nigger
Bing back to reality
I don't care about Yume but I still want her to be revived just to dab on people like this guy.
>>506654065And that's the next steak plot because BS said that overusing it will fuark Sensei up. It will be a reverse Vol F and final to BA, where all the students he saved will save him.
>>506654532Momoi's deepest dab
are we excited for the seia reveal this weekend?
>>506654532>to dab on peopleIt's not 2017 anymore, sensei...
>>506654563>all the girls take up a portion of the damage so it's spread throughout kivotos>happy end
>>506641220No, sensei.Today will be incredible.You gotta believe.
Need a video where Alice tries to go Super Saiyan by screaming for minutes, like that kid on youtube decades ago
I am the one who Bings
twitter fucked up my saved searches again
pajama noa this weekend
Rizzle me this Sensler. How can the double chunk boom when baby gronk skibidi livvy dunn?
>>506654532KYH will deliver and purge the niggers and seamonkeys
>>506654903Simply have swag LIKE A BOSS.
>>506651469>V1C3 ended on a terrible noteNo it didn't?
Sensei... If you edge... You'll goon.
v1c3 circlejerk reached twittet and reddit. is it time to migrate to bluesky?
>>506655179what's the difference? isn't gooning just edging in zoomer slang?
>>506655280>>506655280>>506655280
>>50665018616kYeah I'd win.
You cannot bing
>>506655179For Skibidi
>>506655284I thought edging was zoomer slang.
They need to include sensei more in the story.
>>506655434I can't take senseiwank anymore, my balls are empty...
>>506654304You mean it already happens in the prologue technically
>>506651469>ended on a terrible noteJesus fucking christ, fuck yourself
