Previous Thread: >>506780080>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP)>12/18 (Wed) 11:00 - 12/24 (Tue) 10:59 (JST)Yuuka (Track) (3* - Limited - Rerun)Mari (Track) (3* - Limited - Rerun)Haruna (Track) (3* - Rerun)>News:Christmas Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/Ev0d-A--msI - 12/22 (Sun) 19:00 (JST)>Events:Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council - 12/11 (Wed) After Maint - 12/24 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)>Content:Grand Assault: Binah (Urban - Torment w/Heavy Armor) - 12/11 (Wed) 11:00 - 12/18 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field - w/Light Armor) - 11/21 (Thu) 11:00 - 12/24 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Normals - 12/11 (Wed) 4:00 - 12/18 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Commissions - 12/18 (Wed) 4:00 - 12/24 (Tue) 3:59 (JST)>>(GLOBAL)>Banners:>12/14 (Sat) 2:00 - 12/24 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)Izuna (Swimsuit) (3* - Limited - Rerun)Chise (Swimsuit) (3* - Limited - Rerun)Mimori (Swimsuit) (3* - Rerun)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=2692775>Events:Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council - 12/3 (Tue) After Maint - 12/17 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)>Content:Grand Assault: Hovercraft (Field - Torment w/Light Armor) - 12/10 (Tue) 2:00 - 12/16 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field - w/Special Armor) - 11/20 (Wed) 2:00 - 12/23 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)2x Hards/Commissions - 12/9 (Mon) 19:00 - 12/16 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)2x Normals - 12/16 (Mon) 19:00 - 12/23 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)2x Lessons/Scrimmages - 12/23 (Mon) 19:00 - 12/30 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
We bang too close to the sun
>>506801743childs serina
fuck am I doing
*blocks your path*Don't say it.
Wakamo second alt where? Wakamo story relevancy where? Wakamo buff where? SWakamo bond gear where?
>>506801896
>>506801990Yoink.
Say it.
>>506801973
>>506801812n-no...
Thoughts on the upcoming event?Are you pulling or skipping?Fun Fact: The title of the event "Say Bing" is a reference to a joke from the popular american TV show "Friends", where the characters used that phrase to tease the character named "Chandler Bing".
>>506801896slot in Tsubaki and just use her EX when your students are over an AoE that will most likely kill them>>506802083kek
How high can I go if I cope with Yuuka instead of Atsuko? I can also do Eimi+Shigure for special instead of Hanako+Nagisa
>>506802224Damn I love pixels
>>506802139dickroll sKanna
Reminder that this pink problem never ever fully trusted you.
>>506802149
>>506801812Everything reminds me of her...
>Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council - 12/3 (Tue) After Maint - 12/17 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)>Grand Assault: Hovercraft (Field - Torment w/Light Armor) - 12/10 (Tue) 2:00 - 12/16 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)>2x Hards/Commissions - 12/9 (Mon) 19:00 - 12/16 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)Isn't it the 19th today?
>>506801812
/bag/ you know what to do...
>>506801990This Sunday. Trust the plan.
i want to teach miyu about anal sex
>>506802413Thanks T.oki and Neru
>>506802139Skipping.Cops are nice but my priorities are elsewhere.
>>506801970>>506802413Bing
>>506802294My emulator is pixelated. Do you expect me to play raids on my phone?
>>506802454>last time she did anything was 1.5 anniI've been trusting the plan for a very long time now.
>>506802139What kind of idiot wouldn't be rolling for wet dog smell?
>>506802462
STOP SEXUALIZING MIYU... NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
>>506801743
Jumby my beloved...
>>506802139sFubuki gets my expiring 10 roll from the selector and nothing more
Is cafe invite basically a booty call?
>>506802860Virgin anon, you don't have sex at cafes
>>506802860only if you invite miyako
Student for this feel?
>>506802139I will be rolling. I have 115k pyros, and my roll plans leave me safe up until Idols at least.
>he doesn't fuck his students on the cafe furnituresad
I love tiny mari so much bros
>>506802981I see yuri anime
>>506802350shouldn't you be playing poe2?
>>506802627banned for bingSensei, go to the friendship room to get milked
>>506802860>Hey Neru, mind coming over? And put on that bunny outfit
>>506803067Their base versions don't have furniture interactions. It doesn't feel right.
>>506803039>I have 115k pyros, and my roll plans leave me safe up until Idols at least.>He hasn't accounted for the spark he'll want for upcoming JP blufes.Uh-oh.
>>506802457you sure you want to crack that egg?
>>506803206
>>506802698Me. I need those pyros.
It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general
Why the FUCK do none of the launch characters have furniture interactions
how do i get my cafe at level 10?
Prove it
>>506803280it wouldn't be the first one i cracked pretty sure i cracked an ex-girlfriend's egg. shit got bad for when we broke up
>>506803354Why the fuck are you rolling for Chiaki lmao
>>506803257I will luckchad it and end up with pyros to spare, just you watch.
Say spring
>>506803425You do 27-5 if you're on JP or you wait until April 8th, 2025 if you're on Global
>>506803212>Base Asuna, Karin and Akane don't have furniture
>>506803510NORMALFAG POSTING ABOUT 3DPDLeave
>>506803425https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Cafe#Rank
>>506801218The Sopranos is shit. Watch Deadwood instead.
>>506802139Pulling Kanna since she is quite meta and that means comfier raids
Chapter 4 is getting more and more real
Every character can be obtained with 1 roll
>>506803189No... my rights... my bings...
>>506802139Ooooone GA ticket for Donuts and that's it
>>506803510>omg i'm like such a normalfag tee heeKill yourself
>>506803582>wait until April 8th, 2025Fuck me.
I dunno, none of those battles were really hard for me. I had Mika though.When you have anniversary students most content kinda feels easy
>>506803689>omg i'm like such a normalfag tee heeI didn't say that
If you're a gehennoid, you're not my student.Fuck off and never come back.And don't send me your momos, I'm not gonna read them anyway.
>>506803519>ChiakiI'm rolling either for Makoto or D.Acow.
>>506803602I can't just "unwatch" Sopranos bro, especially a rewatchI already plan to watch Deadwood
>>506802139It makes complete sense for me to skip but I can't, not when Summer Fubuki is that cute and i get to pull her cheek in the L2D
>>506803726hey can I get some help understanding Trialmaster too
what's the lore behind this?
>>506803908funny toy
>>506803615More like F
>>506802139Throwing my GA ticket at sKanna. Not expecting anything, but it'll expire otherwise so I may as well.
>>506803631I hate that dumb fox mask so much.It somehow looks dumber than Airi's gay Jason/Ghostface fusion mask.
>>506803097
I have a girlfriend. Her name is Yuuka and she goes to another school
>>506803908She uses them to distract Hina
>>506802139Skipping because I might be seduced into dickpulling sMoe.If I pull Moe and blufes goes bad then Satsuki will have drained me dry after her banner. I always like to have a spark spare just incase they drop something out of the blue, though that list of "must haves" is finally starting to shrink now that all of Pandemonium and Kisaki are released.
>>506804105How does Nuts do that!
We love Migga here!
>>506802139Skipping for Reijo sex.
>>506804105damn that's nuts
>>506803639child pussy
>>506804230She's capable of many things that might be considered unnatural
i'm a spider heehee
>>506804417Spider monkey!
>>506803908All high intelligence students love the catbox toy Also gifts are the deepest lore>Hoshino likes treasure maps>Ends up important in volume 1 ch3>Hina likes catbox>Ends up important in her event
>>506804105Natsu the Rock
Neruset
>>506804361Fubuki is not childs
>>506804373She seems like a very powerful and mysterious mystic student.
>>506804417This is a monkey, not a spider
Neru HATE.
scat monkey-spider
>>506802413But I already did *it* for today
>>506804417>>506804672ni hao
>>506804534Close enough
>>506804634Just once though?
>>506804373she could take on hoshino + hina combined (when buffed with fortified milk)
Can we all agree that we hate Chiaki?
>>506804489>high intelligence students
>>506804489>Makoto, Aru, Marina, Serika>high intelligence
>>506800759
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>506804829Aru has a different kind of intelligence
How fucking big is Kivotos even?The distance of the city in Abydos all the way to the most desolate part of the Abydos desert is 480 kilometers. That's more than the distance from Düsseldorf to Berlin, or Boston to Philadelphia
>>506804735
>>506805078Big
>>506805078Very big.
>>506805078Read bike shiroko's momos to get all the details on how big and how long it takes to ride across itSomewhere around 6000 miles I think
>>506805078Definitely continent sized
>>506804749Ugh, okay>>506802413Thank.....you.....Asuna....GUHThank.....you.....Toki....YUHThank.....you.....Akane....TUH*phew*
don't open
>>506805206Definitely not continent sized you retard. Sensei goes to different parts every day
man
>>506804634Not for you to decide.
Realistically, what's to stop me from pushing Himari down the stairs for fun?
I have an expiring 10 ticket. Do I try for sChise, just cause shes limited, or sKanna cause shes sex?
>>506805382me killing you in real life
>>506805365Chise poster not using Tsubaki when told to...
Finally, i can post Nagisa with big mammaries
>>506805476He's going to understand what the tooltip means soon, trust.
>>506805201That's Lisbon, Portugal to Astana, Kazakhstan.>>506805296Sensei obviously uses some sort of teleportation technology
>>506805365use the sleepy tank.
>>506805296Unlike the US, Kivotos has good public transport
>>506805238https://files.catbox.moe/16lt60.png
>>506805592
>>506805568Delete
>>506805458Just be yourself
>>506805568
>>506805656I'm not black
>>506805656WTF I am being suffocated to death. Nice.
>>506805706out of 10
>>506805568*cums*
>>506805625>Highlander>Good
>>506805854pat pat smooch
>>506802139Pull nmgk and max day one.If I have the mats for it.
You can tell Serika is one of the smartest students because she invested in Niyaniyacoin.
>>506805801But I can't be myself without a nonomi gf
Bing is inevitable
>>506805368full bwo?
>>506805801Okay
very important BA poll https://poal.me/skoyoq>https://poal.me/skoyoq
>>506805078Cycling Shiroko says she can bike a few thousand km in 3 weeks and it would take "months" to do a lap around Kivotos.That's going around the whole thing and not straight across but it paints the image of being fucking gigantic.
>>506806038Stop shilling this retard.
>>506805706
>>506805941How long will John make me wait?
>>506805568bagisa
>>506805201Swear I remember Shiroko's momotalks saying the distance between Kivitos since she biked her way all around it in her momo talks over a few months. But when I check her momotalks on the wiki and CTRL+F for miles I'm not finding anything, maybe it was in another part of the game
>>506806214It's not my fault
>>506806294a month or so
>>506802948My cafe is a warehouse without windows and mostly wooden baths though
>>506806441That child's ass is too fat
>>506806336hey I want to buy your gbf account bro how much you want for it?
>>506806517i see no problem
>>506806435All the momotalks are on the wiki if people wants to quick look shit up alsohttps://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Shiroko_(Riding)/MomoTalk
petite hebes
>>506806517Well, she's like 40
>>506806517Not fat enough
>>506806426I feel bad for laughing at these
>>506806579Damn bitch. Clean your room.
>>506806426>no fap september?
>>506806609>no toggle to switch to jpnyooooo
>>506806441childs, want
>>506806609In her first momo she says it takes three weeks for her to ride 4000 kilometersNow we just need to calculate how long it took her
>>506805078It's also the distance from the real life Abydos ruins to a spot in the Nile delta. Intentional? Probably not but fitting nonetheless.
>>506806579I finally have an excuse to post this
ビング
>>506806794Spic equivalent of NNN. SSS.
>>506805625First of all, it's mentioned in Utaha's momotalks that Sensei tries to use his bicycle whenever possible. Otherwise he rides the train. Let's say they have a fucking maglev that can ride 600kph. And let's say Kivotos is as big as Australia - 4k kilometers across. Half of what the other dumbass said. And Schale is somewhere in the middle. He only goes to other city districts not their outskirts. So like 1000 kilometers to another district. That's a 2 hour ride. Not horrible actually, but also unlikely.
>>506806898should have posted the mari edit at least since we do actually go into her room
>>506806931You can't say that
>>506806936>fap>s?
Funny how the image spam has stopped now
Still debating if I should buy the selectors
>>506806654the beta listed Shun as a 23 year old
>>506807063Stop noticing
>>506805265
>>506806979Every school also has at least one airport
>>506807063Nerubro please learn to cope properly
>>506807071do it
>>506807006「BING」言いませんだよね
I love this image bros
>>506801743Sex with a student?In this economy?!
Here's what we know
*thinking really hard*I want to sandwich my cock between Hinata and Sakurako's breasts while Mari eats the entire area from my balls to my asshole.
>>506807024I got a brain fart. Ignore that.
>>506801812Can't unseen Houseki No Kuni everytime someone posts this
>>506806735>>506806898That's a man
I want to marry this middle school store clerk
>>506807410Eh, ive done worse
>>506806435R. Shiroko's MomoTalks is evidence enough that the passage of time in Kivotos has to be completely fucked up. She mentions quite casually that she's going to take a few months to ride around the perimeter of Kivotos, all the other events happening in the meantime, multiple New Years events, several different summer events overlapping, but no one gets older and no one is moving up a grade or graduating. Swimsuit Tsurugi referencing it is her "last summer for youth romance", but nothing changes. Regions of the world stuck in one season in particular, such as Red Winter always being winter.
>>506806194>no one bings Kirino
>>506807580Russia is always winter
>>506806094https://files.catbox.moe/hprsel.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/sc2uib.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/zfnqn8.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/mvscp5.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/gtdtf2.png
>>506806898
wakawaka?
>>506807071Do it
Alright scatfag you can go back to showing your game activity on discord now.I'm bored already. Good jokes today though. I laughed. Go play your CI build.
planning on getting my first blue archive figure.and decide its gonna be ARISU!!!is this a good price for the maid one?https://www.ebay.com/itm/256739528538?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=D4jJydMgRrC&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=a9wnvd5yq2s&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
>>506807664*PUNCH*
>>506807197Never mentioned
>>506807650There's bisexuality in these, you'll trigger the virgins
>>506807664
>>506807710>ebayinb4
nom nom
>>506807650>ends with full creampiesBased>>506807835Sensei is included in the act tho
Imagine the smell
>>506807835There are women that fuck women because they're gay, and there are women that fuck women to get more attention from men, it's an evolutionary thing. They don't teach you these things in school.You always know it's the latter when they can't stop looking at the camera during a sex scene.
>>506807164I will always notice
>>506807873nyo...altho this seems like a completely different figure from the one im buying judging from the size
>>506807835its called FAGGOTRY
https://x.com/somebody_typeD/status/1868331698309796173
>>506808054>I watch lesbian porn, this is how it actually is
I don't like IchikaI don't like KonokaI don't like ChiakiThey're so goddamn ugly, holy shit.
>>506808256this isn't KasumiI've been tricked!
>>506808345There's a churro in that image I didn't trick anyone
I'm gonna miss doremi bros.
She's so cute
the STRONGEST
>>506807796I'm being sarcastic you fucking cuck lmfaoare you autistic?
>>506808439What happened this time?
>login>see get set go in event list>free ue50 thasumiin the original event run did they also do this?
>>506808574retardyeah youretard
>>506808439No sympathy for traitors, same with Mx2J
>>506808574I assume his latest Twitter account ban.
>>506808574He left BA back during the great departure broBy now he's already replaced by that one new artist
>>506808062seems to be pretty expensive compared to what the official site sayshttps://www.goodsmile.com/en/product/12790/Aris+Maid+
>>506808319I diagnose you with "gay"
ako olevmerry christmas /bag/. yes this includes seiafags too
>>506808582Every rerun of that event gives exactly enough Hasumi coin to UE5 herBe side they fucked the rates in the original version of the event, so now they just give you it for free every time
>>506808730source?love this artstyle
>>506808730sxe
Get out the way, yoGet out the way, yoCath Palug just got droppedSuzumi, pass the MAC and let me hit her in her back
>>506808835It's a /bag/gotThough I don't remember if he liked his socials being shared.
>>506808864
>>506808730I always draw skirts way too high up and they look bad.
>>506808951
>>506802139I'm tempted. I'm only 12k off a third spark and I'd like to roll bluefes (obviously) and Kisaki/ReijoPlus, sKanna isn't limited and, honestly, outside of the few times she's useful, she'd just be rotting in my barracks most of the time, so I dunno if I can justify it
>>506809019momoi don't say it! it's a banned word!!
>>506808835Fuck ithttps://x.com/harkonner?t=TaXwtCGgTuuer0tCD5h21w&s=09
>>506809089me on the right
What's the chance that this figure was hot glued if I buy it pre-owned?
>>506809073N
>>506809126100%
>>506809126is that a problem if it was?
>>506809137I
>find Minori's weapon in STALKER(AKM)>it's actual dogshitNo wonder why she can't stop Cherino
>>506809137N__bing
Y
uhee
>>506808792It's early, but merry Christmas
>>506808720yeah not shocked.it's typical for people to resale stuff with that much mark up.although i did just find someone on ebay selling it "brand new" for 190$so a 70$ mark up.not that bad of a deal compared to the rest desu desu.might pick it up once my college allowance drops
>>506809114Nice Scion>Followed by Robot Jones >100 bond SumireTriple nice
A
>>506808793thanks so it was because of the messed up rates they did thatwas just surprised they gave it for free like that and didn't really know why
>>506809353My nigga, do not buy from ebay. You're just going to get a bootleg from aliexpress
>>506809353Do not trust Ebay photos
TOTAL REISA DEATHKill Reisa.Behead Reisa.Roundhouse kick Reisa into the concrete.Slam dunk Reisa into the trashcan.Crucify Reisa.Defecate in Reisa's bootsLaunch Reisa into sun.Stir fry Reisa's face in acid.Toss Reisa into active volcano.Urinate onto Reisa's clothes.Judo throw Reisa into a wood chipper.Twist Reisa's stupid head off.Chop Reisa in half with axe.Curb stomp Reisa.Trap Reisa in quicksand.Crush Reisa under trebuchet.Liquefy Reisa in a vat of acid.Eat Reisa.Dissect Reisa.Exterminate Reisa in the colosseum.Stomp Reisa skull with steel toed boots.Cremate Reisa in the kiln.Lobotomize Reisa.Mandatory rocks throwing at Reisa.Grind Reisa in a mortar.Rape and dissect Reisa.Drown Reisa in liquid gold.Incinerate Reisa with fire.Kick Reisa off a cliff.
>>506809114hehethanks for the link bwogonna follow you nyow!
>>506808582I want to bury my face there and never come out holy shit
>>506809114I'm going to wait a week to follow you so I don't get tracked
>>506809350buchou love, buchou is so cool
>>506809353Why are these things so expensive anyways?
>>506807685Rundown?
>>506809570>>506809474then where should i get one?i dont really live in the united states or japan where there are stores that sell this stuff openly
>>506809464It was technically because they told people they could easily max out Hasumi the first time around combined with the fact the rates were too low to reasonably do it, or something like that I think
>>506808049Suou's whole thing felt so irrelevant, what even was her deal beyond >REEEEEEEE ABYDOS
>>506809798the original price is like 120$which is fair i suppose for a large sculpt with limited stock.and then you have people on ebay reselling them for double the price
>>506809953
>>506807727It's in one of the PVs
>Tsurugi is the only JTF without a figureIt's not fair, she's the president
>>506809953What was her deal? Why did she wear an eyepatch over a functional eye? Why does the eye look like it was taken from Yume? Doesn't matter! Thank you Pikaman, you subverted my expectations!
>>506810214just checked.she really doesn't have one lol.really shocked considering her popularity
>>506810214Wings too hard
I miss blacksuit.
>>506809114>Look at this fucking thing lol
thoughts?
>>506809798Shipping costs + taxes, my Nendos go from costing 37-40 to 80
>>506809818Pray a place like TOM, 1999, or amiami restocks one or sells one used. Keep an eye out for preorder windows next time.
>>506808792fuck you too and merry christmas
Funny trivia: Haruka uses an Italian gun and it's primarily used by Portugese forceshttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabarm_SDASS_Tactical
>>506809263very slurpable student desu
>>506802139Pulling until I bing. There is no choice.
chibi sexsex with chibis
What will your favorite student do if Hoshino pulls up and says this while you are having a date with your favorite?
I will bing skanna to 51 affection
>>506810460do they restock on these figures?how often does it happen (if at all)
>>506810386Cute image.
>>506810519uuuh ok but what's so funny about that?
>>506810676>What will Hoshino do if Hoshino pulls up and says this...She either fights herself to a stalemate or she doubles me
pat your wakamo
>>506810727NTA but i imagined Haruka saying fanculo and it was funny
>>506810358It might just be that it'd be expensive to make all the spikes on her wings and the exaggerated expressions. Her princess art is more in line with how most of the characters are drawn, so maybe she'll have a chance now if they use that as a template for her face.
>>506810484NO FUCK YOU BITCH AND A HAPPY HOLIDAYS
>>506810837Fight to the deathAfterwards you don't know which Hoshino was yours
>>506810896few more minutes wakawaka
>>506810112Shemata launches nukes?!
>the raccoon is actually a type of wild dogFascinating https://x.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1869689107527369006
>>506811020yeah kinda
I only invite students I want to fuck
https://x.com/monchan_rev3/status/1869710682192765165 thoughts?
>>506810709Amiami has a lot more pre-owned figures than I thought, so maybe you'll be lucky? Keep an eye out, maybe contact them and say you're looking for it and they may be able to help.
>>506810814sniff niyaniya
>>506811142I only invite students who have bond equipment so I can unlock their secret momotalk so I can learn if they want to fuck
>>506810676
>>506810915I thought the expression was vafanculo
>hoshinopost the pasta
>>506811142I only invite my wife, Atsuko, to her throne where she puts on her little flower crown cause its really cute.
sus
Last cool fact: Noa's gun has "Tokyo" labeled on it since her weapon was a collab between BA and an Airsoft company
So apparently because I purchased the Hoshino Nendo with the broken halo through a particular company, Goodsmile wont provide the part that was broken. On top of that the particular company doesnt wanna pay shipping for the replacement so it would end up being more expensive, so I went with the option of the 10 dollar voucher for another purchase so I can buy Hoshino againNow, no idea what ill do with this broken halo Hoshino Nendoroid now, I could probably try to glue the Halo and maybe customize it into either Past Hoshino, Tactical Hoshino or Summer Hoshino? Hard to pick one, in the time this takes to solve, 4 other Nendoroids are on their way, 3 of which are Blue Archive, just in time for Christmas
>>506811150I wonder how the fuck this guy is gonna finish two 20-page doujinshi when he has less than 70 left until the deadline
>>506811023That's a raccoon dog, not a raccoon. Yes, there's a difference.
>>506809804just another scatmonkey impersonator (possibly the real one idk) getting btfo
>>506811516Terror
All Students Deserve Interactive Furniture All Students Deserve At Least One Favorite Purple Gift
>>506810364But she has the second smallest wings behind Koharu
why do people say not to trust anything from ebay?i bought plenty of stuff from there.95% of the time.it's legit and nothing has been a scam.even bought my 32 inch wacom from ebay
>>506811516Terror Hoshino time
my dick hurts from masturbation students make me so hornypicture not related
>>506811020The cannon it's based on predates nukes, but it was designed to fire shells that weighed 7 tons. Shemata could be a 1:1 copy and still level Kivotos.
>>506811742I'm going to take a fat shit down your chimney on Christmas.
>>506811787Why you aint jorking it to the mitcher?
>>506811742Is this Farfie or someone more pathetic to be a Farfie impersonator?
>>506811787Here's something related to your pichttps://litter.catbox.moe/09czje.png
the next uoh banner?
>>506811787I'd lick Mitcherfeet like you wouldn't believe.
>>506811516>Become what you must
>>506811742because you're from spain
>>506811742I bought weights off this Chinese company on Ebay during covid and they work surprisingly fine still
>>506811558Racoons are closest related to bears and weaselsWhile racoons dogs are caninesTechnically they have no common ancestor as far as we know.It's important to make them distinct since most localizers think they're the same
>>506812131I bet they're radioactive.
>>506811742Well, be smart about what you buy. Generic photos provided by the manufacturer dont help sell confidence in buyers like me.
>>506811950Does it make any difference?
>>506811020The US made a portable tactical nuke launcher during the Cold War, so something the size of the Shemata could definitely launch nuclear shells, not that it does in-game
I fuck chink
>>506812213Biggest difference is the back and the pawsRacoons have a hunched back and monkey hands Racoons dogs have a normal back and dog paws
https://poal.me/i6xtce>https://poal.me/i6xtcehttps://poal.me/i6xtce
>>506812213Fun facts with /bag/.
>>506811585>>506809804monkey is showing off his 'ecker instance CI (continuous integration aka automatic deployment) in a discord server. a bag poster that also is in the server >>506807685is just saying he noticedi didn't take my meds today so this is out of my ass
>>506812267fair enoughi suppose a good way to be careful about it is to ask the seller for actual picture proof (have them show off the figure along side a paper with something specific written for proof)
So damn loud
Just found out I'm a fucking loser /bag/
>>506812542Jumbalaya bros....not like this...
>>506811620>>506811786>>506812081Terror Hoshino it is
>>506812542Just don't be?
I fuck dog
>>506812467Racoon vs racoon dog
>>506812542My mom said she regretted giving birth to me yesterday.
>>506811338>>506810389Saori had long hair as a child
>>506812467Imagine the threesome
All of my knowledge of animals comes from Kemono Friends
>>506812658>Saori had long hair >but Hiyori isn't a fatfuck what the fuck
>>506812359holy hips
>>506811624That doesn't sound right. Surely Mashiro has smaller wings than Tsurugi.
>>506812542get get big
>>506807710>$240Stop it
>>506812542Buy some KFC to feel better. Also buy me somr while you're there.
>>506812847Why did Mash get so much shilling early?
I fuck ninja
>>506812436Ive personally had good luck with ebay on a lot of things, hell I got scammed over a yahoo marketplace purchase of all places and still havent gotten burned by ebay. Sadly with figure purchasing, I dont think i'd trust ebay, much like I wouldnt trust it with my more expensive hobbies/collectables.
Any event next week I should save my weekly AP claim for or can I just blow it all on watches?
>>506809114>>506809405wait lol I've seen your art before.
What are your thoughts on Haruka?
>>506813087>Hawk tuahwell this is a new edit
>>506812542I mean. You're on /bag/. If that's not a dead giveaway then i don't know what is.
>>506813206I regret not pulling for get new year alt.
>>506813206My other son, Maki's brother
>>506813070plap plap plap plap <- sound of aggressive pounding
>>506813206i'd like to go blow up the twin towers with her
>>506812847Tsurugi's are very inconsistent, but if you're willing to use this as definitive proof, Mashiro's on the smaller side.
>try for sChise with expiring 10 roll>Get SSR>Tsukuyo dupeFUCK
They transfered to Red Winter
This thread is now being monitored.
>>506813460I AMVICTORREZNOV
>>506813206owes me unprotected sex
>>506813206Cute Prefect Team/Pandemonium Society ex member
>>506812542How did you find out?
>>506813143Bing on the 24thYou can always tell when new event starts based on when current gacha ends
>>506813463By whom?
Students for this feel?
>>506813026>Deep fried slop >to feel better.Jesus at least get something that'll actually boost your serotonin levels. Foods high in tryptophan (an amino acid that is needed for making serotonin in the body) like milk, oats, cheese, and nuts
>>506813724CHILDREN IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
>>506813608I posted a momoi image in /bag/
It's okI'm only 28 after all
>>506813463Hand reflex reaction?
>>506813773
>complained about Set being too difficult back in September when it got first introduced>now seeing myself clearing F100 on day one when it swaps colorsYeah. I'm a big boy now.
>>506813810>I am sad, I shall have a little slice of cheeseHow German of you
I fuck racoon dogI fuck ninja
tickle your students
>>506808730Thighfags in suicide watch
>>506813847>Only 28Your walking cane, grandpa?
Sniffing megaphone girl's brapsImpregnating the game dev department
>>506813386I have always thought it went Hasumi>Tsurugi>Ichika>Mashiro/Koharu in terms of wing size.
>>506813821Momoi posters are kings of /bag/
Is it normal that my dick gets harder when I see Chise?
>>506814098sexo
Momoi?
Friendly reminder to pat your students.
>>506813724Dangerous individuals
i FUCK ninja x3
>>506813937I think she might just be a normal racoon I think Shizuko is supposed to be the tanukiMaybe if she has character mats that clarify it
is michuru human or a racoon pretending to be human
>>506814105Yeah they kings, kringesLMAO
My friend told me if I have anime pics saved on my phone I'll never make it.Is this true?
>>506813608Family gathering
>>506814598my wife
60s take an eternity. 70s take an eternity. 80s take an eternity. 90s are fast as hell. Why?
>>506814609
opinions?
>>506814730wrong
>>5068148570/10. No Junko no points
>>506814730The 90s are not faster the headpat mafia is lying to you
>>506814907Objectively correct.
>>506814857Jr Jumble
Why is Mika so soft and plappable
>>506814642Bend your cousin over the table and fuck her in front of everyone during Christmas dinner to assert dominance.
>>506814945objectively incorrect
>>506814080Koharu's the smallest by a long shot in some shots and about on par with Mashiro in others. Your list is probably right in the majority of situations, but there are still outliers.
>>506814730>90s are fast as hell
RUNNING IN THE 90S
>>506815067
>1-89 = 174465 points>90-100 = 65760Therefore, the 90s are 1/3rd as hard as everything else. Checkmate atheists.
>>506813679the bing event sucks for farming past the first 8 boxes
>>506815067If only she looked like Airi
I said it...
surely this 90s are faster guy can post his 100 affection anyone right?
>>506814857I think
>>506815174IS A NEW WAY I LIKE TO BE!
>>506815529I want to experience Haruna's first period with her
>>506815089Hmm I see.
What's the name of this hairstyle exactly?I've just been calling it the "Leon Kennedy cut"
>>506815636>NTROf course it is. Is there any Noa doujin where Yuuka isn't cucked?
>>506814840you are erp-ing bro
>people are convincing each other that Tsurugi has the second smallest wings and surely it would be easy to portray her wings in a figmaPeople do remember what her wings look like right?
>>506815873The ones that end in a threesome?
>>506807650SEX
>>506815839The Lesbian.
>>50681544590s are faster
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>>506815914
>>506816037This but my prostate
>>506815938That's better, but I really want to see a doujin where it's just Noa.
>>506816052
>>506816023I think this may be edited
>>506815914I don't see how her wings are harder to model than Hasumi who has a figure
My affection progress:70 on 4/180 on 12/490 on 22/9Gonna reach 100 halfway through JanuaryThat easy.
>>506802139I've never watched Friendsshould I?
>>506816171I saw some dude get IDd off of like five pixels, I'm not being that guy.
Tsurugi sex.
>>506816052The prettiest princess
>>506816195Hasumi has generic wings
>>506815839A bowl cut?
>>506816310
What are your favorite memorial lobbies / L2Ds for the winter season?
>>506801743How was thread #7000?I missed it cause I got banned by a sensitive janny.
>>506815839The "overweight female gym teacher"
Hey!No masturbating in the train!
>>506816492It wasn't as good as 6000, but decent
>>506816231it's background noise at worsta lot of the references are dated and it's a laugh track sitcom so ymmv
>>506814730
Is it still worth doing the 20 missions daily task when there's no event other than 2x commission?
>>506816231No. It's actually ass. Think proto "how i met your mother".
Remember to slap Umika in the face when you see her today, maybe give her a good kick in the gut for good measure too
>>506815839Haha
>>506815839Pixie cut
>>506816612I would never beat my dog you monster.
>>506816557If you are an affectionfag
>>506812131>buy cheap 45lb bumpers in college>they arrive covered in oil(literally had a pool of oil in the wrapping)>one weighs 41lbs the other weighs 47lbsNever again.
Suzumi alt when
What's her name?
>>506816514
>>506809474How about myfigurecollection comments from lesser known sites, usually with Hobby in the name or something? I'm not familiar with buyfagging outside of the official storefronts
>>506816781
>>506816231Seinfeld is the better 90's sitcom especially when Larry David hits his writing stride.
when you hit affection 100 you become lost without patting your wifeunless your wife has an alt
>>506816702And that's why she's still as useless as ever
0.666 seconds leftI call it the Gehenna clear
>>506816231The Married with Children episode that parodied Friends was better than Friends
>>506815062It is is due to the cake rolls. Each cake roll increases Migga's softness by approximately .02%...
>>506816906she hates it
>>506816779
>>506816612>Hurting this
>>506816923Good thing she has two alts, I get to experience the climb for 3 more years.
>>506817059Look at that cute blush and smile!
>>506817015中だし indeed
>>506816612Is that how uncle Tyrone greeted you when he was coming over to have wrestling matches with your mom in her bedroom?
>have kid with Hina>kid ends up getting a visit from the Norwood Reaper at 15 from you and hers' hair genes
Name some students with feet?
>>506816612we love dog here, you fucking corean
>>506813797Such a nice art style.
>all those replies to the ryonafag who says the same shit every daydo better
>>506817251I think most of them have feet.
>>506817251uhhhhhhh
>>506817256I also used to call gooks "corean" but later I found out they prefer it because, and I kid you not, corean unlike korean is alphabetically before japanese
>newcuties won't know how this feels ever again
>>506817321I just wanted an excuse to post more Umika
>>506817463you don't need an excuse retard
>thinks his studentwife is honorable>she dosen't settle conflicts by pistol dueling at high noon
>>506817404On the other hand, you won't know the absolute EMOTIONAL SENSATION this provided in global server.
>>506816723Thanks, I'll dump all my load on Mokoma.
>>506817323>mostRight post the exceptions then?
Junko Status?
>>506817738Binah-chan
>>506817567
>>506817946Dead
>>506817738I just didn't want to paint myself into a corner claiming they all do and then it turns out one has had prosthetics the whole time.
>>506818040nah she'd win
I'M WAKING UPTO ASH AND DUSTI WIPE MY ASSAND I SLAP MY NUTSI'M BREATHING INMY GENITALS*SNIIIIIIIF* AAHHHH....
>>506817623Expert Permits should be just Peroro plushies.
>>506817946What the fuck is her problem?
>>506817937
>>506817965Didn't they say Binah was partially based on a whale in one of the stream? Whales technically do have feet you know.
>>506818040The fact that students are super human and can survive anything does lend itself to certain physical comedy
Hare...
>>506818256The fuck? it's a snake
>>506818239
A bunch of anime girls convinced people to buy these chocolate wafers by the thousands.
>>506817404Soundpost doko?
>>506818284
>>506818316Bricked
>>506818316I also like posting 5 month old screenshots as current content
>>506818202Kazoos would listen to Believer instead of that slop
>Binah >The third prophet of Decagrammaton. An AI construct with the mixed appearance of a colossal snake and a whale.Is Binah supposed to be partially based on Moby Dick?
>>506815062>>506817015Marshmallow princess
>>506818336Don't ask me, ask the devs. They said it was meant to be a snake/whale hybrid.
>>506817937If she got a swimsuit that revealed she had D cups she would suddenly have a huge fanbase Having "larger breasts than you thought" is always a sure shot for popularity. Having large breasts isn't a sure shot for popularity, but having larger breasts than you thought is. No I will not explain the difference, but the difference should already be obvious. Akari isn't populari but Airi is. Izumi isn't popular, but Shimiko gained +100 fans when she grew breasts. Any tomboy character that looks flat but is revealed to secretly be binding her breasts the entire time and is actually a D cup is always majorly popular. You know exactly why.
>>506818284I liked that she knew it was an obvious trap and still went for it.
>>506818316based gift farmer
>>506818393>>>/v/697804725
Tomorrow...
>>506818406Top tier qt
>>506818316She has a song in SRW at leasthttps://youtu.be/X8vkKaL7oFs?si=dBG7Ng8rU1MJ88Rz
>>506818727BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
>>506816779potato wakamo is cute.
>>506818759Harunasex...
>>506816949your Kazusa?
Post Umika, Wakamo, Niko, or Mimori.
noI'm posting miyako
>>506818923
>>506819003I like her too.
>>506818904I am not rolling for that horrible sprite. I love normal Kazusa. I don't like that mask.
>>506818875
>>506817170It’s not that naka, look closely
Do you think the decagrammaton story will conclude around 4th anniversary, or will they extend it until spring / summer?
>>506816205I don't believe you
>>506819120it has a story?
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT THE PRINCESS
>>506819120They should. It's been going on for how long? 2.5 years?
>>506819120we don't even have all the prophets why are you thinking about a conclusion already
>>506816205And then you woke up
>>506816779WakadonaldsOr as the Aussies would say itWaccas
>>506816779if I eat those fries will she die
>>506819256Because it got retroactively elevated to main story status.
Don't mind me. Just felt like posting more Nagi with big mammaries.
>>506819236Nevermind. Decagrammaton started in November 2021. Over 3 years already with the same goal.
>>506818336>>506818602To add to this, this is the fossil of a prehistoric whale that Binah is probably based off of. Notice the enlargened torso/ribcage area that is also present in Binah. Also take a guess where they found the fossils of these ancient whales? Egypt. These leviathans lived in Ancient Egypt, and Binah is the only Deca in Abydos isn't she?
>>506819656bagisa.....
>>506817232>my son will be forced to lift and grow a beardNot the worst thing honestly. My height genes will carry Hina's and he'll end up a solid 5'11 jacked king of manlets.
nnnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh... damn anal slut... I can't contain it anymore
>>506819656I caused that growth.
>>506819684Whale with tiny feet is the same meme as t-rex with feathers.They find like 30 bones out of 3000 and make up how a fossil looked like.
>>506819684deepest lore...
>>506819120It's meant to go on in the background of the entire game, they've only revealed half the prophets so far. They would have to do a shit ton of the story for it to be anywhere near ending The story has barely started>Haven't fought every prophet yet>Haven't even killed a single prophet yet>Haven't faced Malkuth yet>Malkuth hasn't summoned all the prophets yet into a giant war against Kivotos with all the students beating the prophets, with Malkuth controlling all the machines and shit, and Alis has to become Super Alis to counter Malkuth yetThe conclusion of the story line is meant to be big, it's nowhere near the end yet
Welcome to McPlana's, can i take your order?
Suddenly, Pina
>>506819897It WAS meant to go on in the background of the entire game but they're making it main story content now as of a month ago. The latest story update for it reflects that.
>>506816205>>506819195don't mind the clutter.
It's over...
Hoshino should fry
>>506819915Yes I'll have two McPina's and a Wacca on the side, thank you very much
sexy seia
>>506820097dumbass
>>506820097arona can help you.
>>506819912Imagine being some 18 year old North Korean dude attenpting to invade South Korea and you see BA and Nikke posters for the first time of your life.Reminds me that those dudes were gooning 24/7 when they went to Russia and got phones with internet access.
>>506820097
Shizuko is such a slut
>>506820091Hmm yep you definitely cheated
Pina!
no u
>global players>Save up, save up for bluefest>JP players>I have about 12 pyros left
>>506818962Should have posted the uncensored
>>506820097Good job dumdum
>>506820419her sexo bedroom eyes makes me cum so hard.
>>506820419how much
>>50682009180 to 90 took me longer than 90 to 100. The 80s are utterly excruciating.
>>506820485
>>506820416That clearly says Asahina Fina.
>>506819832Regardless, even present day whales still have their hip bones and pelvis, so even if not tiny they must've had feet at one point.
>>506820627
>>506820281
>>506820426Thank God speedniggers lost
coom in doom
>9/24/23 - 50>11/29/23 -60>4/28/24 - 70>7/15/24 - 80>10/17/24 - 90>12/15/24 - 100 I can't wait to do it again
The egg sensei, preserve it
>>506820680*cums*
Test
>>506820743Laugh while you can
Pfina!
>>506820743we don't actually know that yet
>>506820680I need this.
___
>>506820097what the fuck are you doing
>>506820484Post it. I don't have it
>>506820416
>>506820747wtf where'd she go
>>506820680>AH, SHENSHEI DYONO!>*spits in your ear*
>>506820416Is this Fina?
>>506820747Witchcraft!
I really want to pig out with Izumi and suck on her breasts. I think sucking and fondling some big student breasts would solve a lot of my problems.
>>506820680The ASMR to dethrone Yuuka
>>506820426With how many reruns they're putting out, this is becoming less and less true.Most had a spark ready by the time kisaki released because there was practically nothing worth rolling for between 3.5 and her release.Same thing for 4th anniversary, it will happen almost 3-4 months from idol alts. That's enough time to build up a spark or two, because in between that, it's just re-runs.
>>506821001Yes
Niya doko
>>506821339Sooner than you may think
craving arby's for some reason
>>506821339Why is she so fucking SMUG? It makes me angry!
>oni getting uppity
>>506821523It's the eyes
Niya generalNiya boardNiya website
I'm not doing anything but my fans won't stop spinning at full speed.
Thoughts on these students? Which one is your favorite?
Bersona
>>506821740Niya
https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1281569064.htmBA seems to be getting mentioned a lot in this thread.What are they talking about?
>>506821127seicoh please come back and draw michiru and kokona's alt
>>506821712Check your task manager
>>506821740One of my favorite clubs. Niya is my favorite, but Chise and Kaho are top tier on their own as well.
Your studentYou favorite voice line from her
Niya times 2 is better
>>506821740I am a manwhore for this club. I'm not sorry for it.
>>50682074911/15/2023 - lv701/29/2024 - lv80, 76 days4/30/2024 - lv90, 92 days8/18/2024 - lv100, 110 daysAlt8/21/2024 - lv579/5/2024 - lv6010/28/2024 - lv70Today - lv77Slacking hard.
yeah but niya when
I bing, therefore I goon
>>506821740Another club that's popular but the devs have no idea what to do with them
cumming in niya's eyes
>>506821827Ip grabber
Request NMGK classical conditioning image thankies
>>506821740Kaho
>>506822245next thread
⪩ ⪨ᓀ ω ᓂ
>>506821740Chise is legit scary with that face
>>506822298azuseia...
>>506822293Thanks!! Unless that's some meta fubuki lazyposting....
>>506822298Azoos with a bowtie
sexy Momoi
Don't ask questions, just bing and then goon
I love my wife!
>>506822073Who?
>>506821827>ブルアカがゲーム外でヤバすぎソシャゲと化したwhich was replied to with>やめろ禁句出すなスレがおかしくなる>はいスレ終了what did they mean by this?
ᓀ ᓂ (vacuum face azus) \ /*sluuurrrrrrrpppp*
>>506822709Kosaka Hovercraft
zoos no that's where i pee from
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>506822840Keep at it Wakanon
/bag/ hates Zoos now.Stop posting her.
my pee goes in and out of there zooos noooo
vani vani
Student with the cutest burps?
goddamnit shizuko... making me horny again.. whyyy youuuu...
>t+15minnobody reminded me to bing
>>506823095Haruna
ᓀ‸ᓂ=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ꒰ঌ(ಲළ൭)໒꒱Peroro-sama hate.
>>506823095kirino
>>506823095YumeBecause she can't Burps aren't cute
>>506822975Only death can stop me.
>>506823095Himari
>>506823230Congrats on coming out
>>506823201BASED
I am beginnin' to feel like a Bing God, Bing God
https://x.com/natsune_gene/status/1869704187262742814who let him cook
>>506823729cook? he's a drawer
>>506823729No he's right, let him
>>506823443Out of where
>>506820426It's much more fun playing on JP since you can follow whatever dumb new shit the nips are memeing, and plat is much harder so I don't give a shit about meta.
>>506823854>>506823854>>506823854
>>506823729The best part of shunny is the oppai loli contenthttps://exhentai.org/g/2786184/0fa7772dee/Combining the best aspects of both versions of her
>>506823805a furniture of sorts?
>>506815062God I want to plap those thighs
>>506820583Think that's because we had jackshit for events that give gifts
odds wotrevens hsr
