TFC Medic Edition>NewsSmissmas 2024 is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=234882Comic 7 is out: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=235677New community MvM tour: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=234001>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Team Funtress: fun.tf2.host (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://teamfortress.tv/33738Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Creators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>506991092
i like tf2
Nerf original damage by 10%There's no reason why such an OP weapon should do full splash damage.
>fempyro schizo doesnt make thread>no string of gimmick/ritual spam right after xhe makes itReally gets the nigger jiggin
obsessed
im already fempyro
Why is queueing with a party so fucking miserable? Every match has either a faggot soldier/demo getting pocketed and ruining it for everyone else, a full team stack of tryhards, or an obvious sniper/scout cheating. Oh yeah and of course half the matches are half empty.
>>507241646queue with a party, get placed with other parties that's how it goes
>do not under any circumstances look up what happened to the Medic on December 22, 1947
3 NIGASON CART
Oh to be healthy in a sick world.to be sane in a world gone mad.
>>507243231top is better
>>507243231This but pyro is a catgirl too
>>507243935based
>>507244050>>50724393542% can't come soon enough for you
>>507243231I can actually imagine bottom looking cute underneath, top doesn't look like what an actual human being would wear
>>507243346>>507243935>>507244050So true gooner sisters
>>507244702>>507244872I'm not trans nice projection though schizo
>>507244924Repent and saint floyd will forgive you
>>507244872>wanting to fuck X is the same as pretending to be Xby this logic everyone who has ever looked at porn is a troon for finding girls hot
>>507244924>I'm not transyet... :3
can't you guys ever find something else to talk about
>>507245410i fapped to this
>>507245410Nope, I've liked fempyro for years and haven't turned trans. You can keep being obsessed and thinking anyone with a functioning sex drive is trans, but that's your own schizophrenic problem
any hope for xtr/revemu in 2024?
>>507245603just wait for the floydschizo to get banned again and then it'll be back to normal
Melty :3
>>507245645Lock the cock cage and put that latex suit on you dumb bimbo!
get on banana bay
>>507246732I didn't say anything about the r-word thoughever
>>507246408zomg this is so hot i love fempyro so much it's unreal
>>507245837You are mentally ill if you think everyone is the same person.
>>507247087we know for a fact it's one person.... we've been through this many many times by now
>>507247087this thread is actually all one person arguing with himself, including you and me
>045>408>410bro's so utterly mindbroken by fempyro he starts thinking about and posting fempyro on his own nowyou love to see it
you're the one who started seething unprompted floydschizo, and yes everyone laughing at you is the same person as usual
>>507247357>I'm not owned! ı'm not owned!!
I'm not that anon keep seething though
bro got his wish of a normal thread and immediately began shitting it updon't worry sweetheart I'll make a fempyro thread just for you
>>507247770kek it really do be like that
Good night /tf2g/ hope these schizos sort their lives out
>>507240553So anyway, what happened to the TFC medic?
died from fentanyl overdose xddd
Scout mains when they 1v1 a Soldier
>>507249112That artist is unironically a BBC lover
>>507249112Lowskill mains when they 1v1 a Sniper
when gray mann brought back demo floyd in the form of demo droyd, fentelligence reactor, stickylink ai, I can only sit back and wonder why they hadn't done it sooner.
>>507249656Next Halloween will have vscript Demodroyd map bossScreencap this post!
>>507249282and how do you know this?
>>507249112That artist is ironically a BWC lover
>>507249943Because I saw their 50K follower congratulatory post and it has two black cocks covering the girls eyes
>>507250525not what I was expecting, fair enough
>pick stock demo>pyros starts freaking outeverytime
>Olivia's yellow eyes had no deeper plot significance
God she's so attractive to me that it actually hurts, bros...
>Scout’s mom confirmed not deadSpybros…we just keep winning
>>507252167they probably forgot lmao
>>507245410tranny obsessors will really save this shit to their pc and think they're normal
>>507252167a lot of shit they set up just got cut outI assume if they ever do a proper physical release of this comic there will be sizable re-writes
Spy face reveal was top tier but Spy and Scout's Mom reunion would have been one for the ages.
>>507254617i wanted his name to be revealed but shit man that thought never crossed my mind
Nobody is playing these shitty winter maps
>talk about the comic with my friend>show him the merry smissmas page>"so what happened to the BLU team?"
How/Why did TFC Heavy turn old when he died?
>>507256546BLU team is (You) at the end
>>507255667It's Tom Jones.
>>507256959he was already oldbut using the australium in a haphazard manner to power up and then running out probably did a number on him
Team Vangaurd retcon was unnecessary.
>>507257137actually valve is dropping team vanguard next year as the spiritual successor
>>507257238
>>507257238HOLY PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>507257052It was the sex bomb all along
>>507257137what happened exactly? They just changed a name right?
wasn't TFC Heavy well aware that there wasn't any more Australium considering they already killed everyone else looking for it
sorry about the Flareon I wasn't paying attention to what thread I was in
>>507257238Team Flareon 2
>>507258202Hat = tf2
its ok i saved it to images doe
>>507258202what thread did you mean to post it in?
>>507247087We're all voices in a single schizo's head you idiot.
>>507259185>saving slop
>>507259260AI thread on /v/
>>507257238 Would
>>507257238>feralgross
>>507260240>t. never owned a dog
>>507257238dagasieeveelution
>>507260353are... are you admitting to what I think you're admitting
>>507260353
>>507260353Anon... You're not supposed to make those fantasies a reality.
>>507260353nigga
>>507259447it makes a nice wallpaper
>>507244924yet*
>he's still going
>>507260908It's still slop
>>507261070I just got here, and replied ma'am; calm your tits
Anyone else played TFC
>>507260931>>507245662
>>507261529LMAO holy cope
>>507261491i played it for about an hour and the players were really not happy i had scunt as my name people bitched about it in chatand there were random simpsons sounds on the server
obsessed schizo projection
Apparently a redditor found the medic's real name from the official writers kek
no, sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhTLDV9qPZ4
>>507261739>>507260931>Can't into the idea that girls in latex wielding flamethrowers is hot.What the fuck is it with troons.
>>507261992I don't know what kind of schizophrenia has led to these retards thinking being attracted to a woman somehow makes you trans but I'm getting tired of them shitting up our thread
>>507261992porn addictiion is not video games anon
>>507260353hi kaim
>>507261992>>507262092Look man, you can project whatever you want onto pyro; but you can't get mad at others for not agreeing or seeing you doing it. It's that simple. If you want to be a furry pyro go for it, a trans fempyro go for it. But understand there's more people who see them as a dude, so don't get mad when they don't agree with you.
>>507262096>porn addictiion is not video games anonThe fempyro isn't even naked you retard, so how could it be porn?I could make a poster with the fempyro just holding the flamethrower normally and you (with some other retards) would call it porn just because it shows the shape of the female body.
>>507262512you're the retard going around calling people trans just because people said they liked fempyro schizo, no one said you had to agree with them you're just attacking people for no reason because of your own obsession
this general is insufferable
>>507262538>getting mad despite me stating a neutral unbiased opinion>theres plenty of anon's here who jerk off and fantrasy about fempyrook buddy>>507262647>also mad, while babbling incoherent schizoragemerry smissmas to you too anon
>>507262860>insult and project onto people for no reason>pretend you're actually le nice guyyou are legitimately schizophrenic
>>507263007I was not that anon who was here earlier silly, I came and simply said "yet*" and it prompted you to cope, and get mad. my character is irrelevant here, and i don't care if you think i'm nice if im being honest. this being because you're a loser, and your opinion doesnt mean much
>>507263260nor am I the same anon that was responding to you I'm telling you to stop being such a schizophrenic spazimagine coming into a thread and just attacking people with your first post and then pretending you're le innocent, you are the problem
>>507263354yes because it's literally the same charade everyday, someone says something that upset trans fempyro enjoyers and they get mad instead and schizobabble for the entire thread. Seriously, me saying i think pyro is just a childish autistic guy makes you mad and you can't let it go and instead continue to attack and rage lol. get a grip.
>>507263508so you're going to push a false narrative and pretend these aren't your posts>>507260931>>507261428>>507261739>>507262512literally one would have cared if you actually did what you said, instead you go around attacking people for no reason and pretend you're le victim after people tell you to shut the fuck uptake a step back and legitimately get help
>>507263826Holy fuck log off
>>507263890meant for>>507263508
>>507264008no its mean for the fempyro schizo
>>507264107no I think it's clearly meant for the schizo who won't shut up about trannies and thinks he's normal
>>507264321So you? could just ignore the insult, but since its so personal you still harp on and on.
Alert! Schizo ahead!
>>507264407it happens literally every day and I'm tired of itno one even has to post fempyro he just starts melting down on his own and screaming about trannies>>507241045enough is enough
>>507264321>>507264608Forget it anon, you can't reason with the schizophrenic
>>507264608I mean if you read his texts it comes off as narcissistic projection, he always deflects or talks to himself.
>>507264703case and point.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/7d/Engineer_dominationsoldier02.wav
>>507264807this?
>>507265210>engineers will defend this
>>507265216a new csarphong? today's a good day
>>507264703mind you this has only happen recently when people say pyro is a dude or a guy who wishes he was fem, he really gets upset about it, to the point where he melts down and talks to himself.
>>507265308literally no one has said that except you just now
>>507265242I need help defending this point!
>>507265391>doesnt happen>happens right now, thanks to youthank you
>>507264703mind you this has only happen recently when people say they like fempyro or think pyro is a girl, he really gets upset about it, to the point where he melts down and talks to himself.
>>507265470no you stupid negro go back through the convo, you started attacking people just for saying they liked fempyro and insisting they're trans, now you're pretending it's over saying you think pyro is a manyou're literally making shit up
>>507265549That wasn't me!! I wasn't here when this thread started.seriously, this post>>507264703right here, is about you! you take this pyro shit too seriously.>>507265478this but when pyro is a guy
tick tock
>>507265718he clearly wrote that post about you thoughbeit, you really need to take a step back and realize you're the problem
>>507265832That post is me, talking about fempyro schizo (you).Glad, you related with it though.
>>507265904then you're retarded because you responded to a post without realizing it was talking about you>>507264608this post, glad you related with it
rangeban floydschizo
>>507266000Yeah, its crazy how you talked about yourself there. every day, you do this same thing. I'll remind you when i see it happen again
>>507265216
>>507266578we don't sexualize that here, sister...
yeah we do
>>507241045fact
It would have been nice if they used the lobby statue to quickly canonize QWTF and Fortress Forever. That being said, I wonder if the original TF2 devs resonate at all with the plot point of the TF2 mercs somehow outlasting all their "superiors" despite everything.I have to admit I stopped reading and spent a lot of time looking at this panel. I wondered if this is how the TF2 devs looked at other hero shooters that came after it or even the shooters that came before it. Everyone here shits on OW, but I'm sure the TF2 devs looked at it a lot like the way Demo looks at this other demo man in this panel.
>>507241646This shouldn't be an issue if you played on Castaway servers
really cool how fempyro makes the space diver not some sexy zero suit but instead a baggy piece of shit
>>507271174ironically there's a zero suit skin for her you could use without the space diver
>>507271315i know but i'd rather there just be a horned up version of it
>>507271174a lot of her full-body cosmetic model conversions are poorly done, probably because the limited polycount is difficult to work with
>>507271484be the change you wish to seea tf2g made the boom boxers for her when no one else would
Fuck Miss Pauling. Get head from Miss Pauling. Highlight Miss Pauling posters. Fuck Miss Pauling on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off Miss Paulings bra. Follow Miss Pauling threads. ERP with Miss Pauling posters. Cum inside Miss Pauling. Hang Miss Pauling in shibari bondage. Have Miss Pauling make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into Miss Pauling. Fry Miss Paulings brains with sex. Toss Miss Paulings salad. Urinate into Miss Paulings mouth (she's into it). Judo throw Miss Pauling onto a bed. Blackmail Miss Pauling into sex with their dox. Twist Miss Paulings nipples. Report your love for Miss Pauling to Valve. Always uber Miss Pauling. Split Miss Paulings legs in half. Sexually heal Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling surprise buttsex. Critically hit Miss Pauling in the womb. Impregnate Miss Pauling. Get trapped into sex by demon Miss Pauling from the underworld. Dump sperm into Miss Paulings cum dumpster. Submerge Miss Pauling into a vat of cum. Eat Miss Paulings pussy. Dissect Miss Paulings clothes off. Dominate Miss Pauling after defeating a bread monster. Slap Miss Paulings face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give Miss Pauling prom dates. Make Miss Pauling suck'em. Cream inside Miss Paulings' holes. Lobotomize Miss Pauling into a sex slave. Mandatory slut training for Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling your love paste. Drown Miss Pauling in mad milk. Whip Miss Paulings ass with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with Miss Pauling. Invite Miss Pauling to your mvm lobby. Feed Miss Pauling your semen. Give Miss Pauling your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck Miss Pauling like an alligator. Slice Miss Paulings clothes off with the half-zatoichi. Clone Miss Pauling to have 2 of your favourite fuck buddy. Listen to Miss Paulings farts through the ConTracker. Take a golden shower with Miss Pauling. Lick every sweaty surface on Miss Pauling. Tongue punch Miss Paulings fart box. Ignore "this but xyz" posters because Miss Pauling is superior.
>>507271623this but fempyro
>>507271498probably but even then you'd assume people would make stuff thats visually appealing rather than barely different than the regular look>>507271591if i knew how i'd just make it invisible
>>507271729>barely different than the regular lookpretty sure that is the regular model, which means no one's modeled it yet
>>507253928> there will be sizable rewritesTHEY'RE GONNA REWRITE THE COMIC SO IN THE FUTURE, OLIVIA MANN TURNS INTO A TRANNY NAMED OLIVER AREN'T THEY? THANKS A LOT TF2 TRANNIES, YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING
I the short circuit ball should give you metal for each projectile it deletes
calm down satan
give engie dispenser backpack
give engie a new pistol
give engie a wrangler that isn't ass to play against
give engie a fempyro relief station
make the wrangler shield better at lower upgrade levels
I cannot find this map for the life of me, but does anyone remember this map named after 2fort that was running on community servers? It was named after 2fort but it was pretty much original. I remember it being in a green field with partially underground forts.
since this game will never get new weapons what random buffs/reworks to existing weapons that nobody uses do you want?
I need and deserve sex with the Administrator.
>>507274194Short Circuit draining more metal per projectile destroyed makes too much sense.
>I need and deserve sex with the Administrator.
>>507278429Now this is epic (and erotic)
>>507278429oh, that second one is new to me
>>507276468I'd like them to rework and buff the Air Strike without gutting its identity. It's a fun, but snowballing weapons are inherently poor design and much of the time is spent reloading.
I was in a skial 2fort today and got spammed with bbc duel notifications. the whole chat complained about it. is this a new exploit or somethng?
>>507281349The pain Zeph feels is a fragment of what I feel when I'm playing Medic and my team is filled with morons
>my team is filled with moronsThat's what they want you to believe, remember to never extinguish dying m*doids, always take health packs and sandvichs from m*doids, total m*doid death
>>507281349simply disable chat, vc and spraysyou'll have a gay ol time
>>507268006i see what you mean anon. i interpret it as tf2 being the silly dumb low stakes fps game looking at all the other competitive high stakes shooters at the market, seeing them rise and fall throughout all the years, but despite everything, tf2 remains.you can really feel this if you look at the mech suit guy for a while and observe how metallic and inhuman it looks compared to the demoman here.if that fucking meet your match update never hit the game, this panel would be so much more beautiful and poignant.
What's the best melee class and why is it Medic
>>507289461It's actually heavy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>507252167It's to subtly hint that she will grow up to be a chink
>>507289461Demopan
>>507276468Extra fall damage while wielding Equalizer for it to synergize with Mantreads. A goomba stomping trolldier running arouond with Equalizer would be fun.
>>507276468Throw thermal thruster into a bottomless pit.
>>507240553>final comic is about letting go of obsessions and growing as a person>the usual suspects hate it it's peak
>>507292127It would be easy to let it go if there were other games like TF2.
>>507292395trvke....
>>507271174Space diver is MY miscDont ruin it with LE GREEN BLOB FEMPYRO XDD shit you nigger
>>507270019castaway is not vanilla tf2 and the servers are rarely full.
>>507253763shut up nigga
I know the final issue was meant as a goodbye to TF2, but I can't help but dream about a potential 20th anniversary update. There really is no other game like TF2 on the market, and as much as I love Deadlock (already have 200 hours in it), it's another 3rd person shooter/MOBA. Valve already makes tons of money each year from TF2 even in it's current state, imagine how much more money they could be making if TF2 still got big updates, thus resulting in increased player count. Someone needs to respectfully break into Gabe's house and talk some sense into him.
>>507295712Yeah, farewell update would be nice. There's even no need to add anything new, just fix what they broke before (MM, MyM & JI balancing, flamethrowers, graphics, retarded anti-bit measures).
Kill festive pyros. Give festive pyros coal. Behead festive pyros with the strange festive eyelander. Roundhouse kick a festive pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a festive gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy festive pyro mains. Defecate into a festive pyros festive sandvich. Launch festive pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry festive pyros in a wok. Toss festive pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a festive pyros gasstank. Judo throw festive pyros into a woodchipper. Twist festive pyros heads off. Report festive pyros to Valve. Karate chop festive pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant festive pyros. Trap festive pyros in quicksand. Dump festive pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify festive pyros into a vat of acid. Eat festive pyros. Dissect festive pyros. Exterminate festive pyros in MGE. Stomp on festive pyros skull with the strange festive mantreads. Cremate festive pyros with the strange festive degreaser. Lobotomize festive pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for festive pyros. Crush festive pyros into a paste. Drown festive pyros in strange festive jarate. Vapourize festive pyros with a strange festive pomson. Kick a monkey festive pyro from your mvm lobby. Feed festive pyros to alligators. Slice festive pyros open with the strange festive half-zatoichi.
>>507295712Considering how Valve treated Half-Life 1 & 2 on their big anniversaries, a full documentary and a decent sized performance/bug fix update is not an impossibility.Still, my biggest hope is TF2 on Source 2, though I know that's very unlikely to happen. Maybe we'll get a TF sequel about a different team or maybe something completely out of the blue like a CRPG set in the same universe. You never fucking know with this company.
>>507302305Tf2 doesn't need Source 2, it needs someone to deal with already existing mess.
>>507303256powerful image
>>507303256I can't spam stickies!
zephenia did nothing wrong
helen did nothing wrong*
>>507302305>source 2 after the blunder of cs2 no thanks
>>507278429Didn't know we had drawfags in here
>be soldier main pub and 6s roamer for a decade>stop playing tf2 >come back when an old teammate i still have on steam posted 7th issue>realize i am now also an American engaged to a thick accent russian girl I am soldier
>>507305607All from the /v/ sticky
what does source 2 even change aside from graphics?
>>507306249It barely does that. Source 2 will just break a bunch of things in the vanilla game that will take weeks to fix like when dota got source 2 invisibility was broken for a few days, make a bunch old community game modes permanently break, and increase the frame rate by like maybe 10% thanks to source 2 having more modern ways to handle newer hardware. But that's mostly it, the only graphics changes might be from lighting/shaders just because the engine has more capabilities that valve might utilize but the actual models/textures will remain the same. Valve actually added new effects to cs2 to make it look better, that wasn’t source 2 doing. The real benefit to source 2 is the upgraded hammer tool for mappers that still requires people to actually learn and use
What tf2 really needs is culling all the low quality cosmetics/maps/voicelines added in the last 8 years and also competitive mode. Than the performance and frame hitches. i fucking hate the lag on first boot up when you checkout loadout
>>507306674I find hammer 2 harder than hammer 1 to be desu
>>507307865Much harder. The days of solo mapMakers doing it in their freetime are dead. Hammer 2 to get anything out in a reasonable time requires a small team. But the detail asset heavy design does pull off far better visuals if done correctly over simple boxes+textures
I got over 250 refs sitting in my inventory and I don't know what to do with them, I have pretty much all of the cosmetics I likeWhat could I do with them
>>507308196you can trade them for like 4 keys
>>507308196mvm tickets
>>507307030Will never happen because that coward Eric wont change cosmetics out of fear of upsetting people who have paid for them already. Its the reason he gives for not removing the paint region on the Water Waders even after the creator requested it be removed due to the green pyro shenanigans.
Theirs no way that was supposed to be the original story of the administrator. It literally doesn’t make sense for her to be in such a rush to become young again to “finish this” to monologue in a room for what seems like the 20000th time
>castaway.tf is all weapon revertsDidn't they say they wanted VANILLA tf2? so no plugin bullshit, just playing the game normally as it currently is.
>>507311084Considering Zepheniah Mann was a ghost in Helltower yeah its pretty clear this was not the original ending to the comic.
You have two years to play tf2 before they downgrade it to source 2 and ruin everything.
>>507311467>ruin everything.How?
>>507311530>How?... by using an inferior engine? Is this a serious question? Have you not seen CS2?
>>507312114Its not inferior, moving engines is a lot of work valve just isn’t willing to put in. People forgot but dota players shat on dota reborn for like a year straight. But cs2 does have more potential, with a far stronger mapping tool
>>507312348>muh mapping potential when everybody plays the same 4 maps THE GAME IS WORSE, FROM CONTENT TO PERFORMANCE TO FEELINGIt's really pointless to explain how much of a complete downgrade CS2 is from CSGO to people who've never played either.
>>507311467there is no indication that they're working on porting TF2 to source 2
>>507313664I mean cs niggers wouldn’t stop begging for an engine even when smarter people told them its not that big of a deal. You reap what you sow nigga. Sorry you somehow convinced yourself that an engine swap will somehow instantly make every model and texture improve, wtf how would that even work?
How does it feel watched all of those TF2 SFM/Gmod videos knowing the comics have ended their series?
>>507315660same as before
>>507308196im a poor shitskin give them to mee
fempyro poster...
>Got to see Spy face>Jeremy has like 4-5 kids unless i've missed some>Miss Pauling is a canonical lesbian>HeavyMedic is canon>Soldier got Zhanna pregnant twiceAlso isn't that blonde chick in the smissmas page one of heavy's sisters? or am i blind? if so, did scout bang heavy's sister?
>>507320542Shieeeeeet
>>507321563Pauling being lesbian is extremely forced and clearly some faggot on the team pushed for it. >i want you more than anything but writing romance is hard so uhh i suddenly don’t care>cool
>>507327510>Pauling being lesbian is extremely forced and clearly some faggot on the team pushed for it.Come on, nigger.
>>507327510Based erik stopped the lesbos from getting screen time
I've seen redditors spell Zepheniah as "Zephenia" and it's bugging me a lot
>>507321563>>Miss Pauling is a canonical lesbianNever happened, just because Scout moved on on his own doesn't mean they confirmed that shitty headcanon
Watching shounic read the final comic was eye-opening.The man really dedicates every single braincell that he has to autistic Source code shenanigans.
>>507329950qrd?
TF2 EMPORIUM BTFO'D BY PELO!!!!!!!!
>>507321563half of these aren't even true
>>507330026Dude genuinely can not read a webcomic.>gag about Hale stealing the airplane, flying away while Sniper immediately finds a shittier one to fly with>"Wait, what, what was the point of Saxton stealing the airplane then?"
>>507268006>>507289017I don't think anything in the comic is a metaphor for anything
>>507331480
>>507331720well apart from this
anyone have the stream zesty and bigb did? cant find it
TF2 still is a Top Sellerhttps://store.steampowered.com/sale/bestof2024?tab=1What happen boycottbros?
>>507332701Whales and gamblers love unboxing
Maybe Valve thought they were putting a lid on TF2 lore forever but all this comic did is make me crave more.The setting of Team Fortress is fun, incredibly versatile, with an unique art style. It also gained a huge following and it's basically a gaming icon at this point. Any game studio would kill to have that. It's kind of criminal that we don't have a single player campaign game that stems from TF2.
>>507332701valve #fixed the game
This is was pretty heartwarming cute.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XqdvrgRTKM
>>507320542>>507324587I've run into multiple demofloyds and all of them are cool and happen to be team players (last one i ran into was a medic). Every fempyro, or transpyro adjacent i've run into was a self absorbed narcissist. Coincidence? I think not.
>>507337720demo floyds are true fentlemen
Swipez uploaded
>>507338442is he doing the weird anime larp thing still I only like his casual videos his vsh videos make me snore
>>507337720I ran into a heavy with the name demodroidfloyd, actually hard carried the match too... Furry pyros also are kind of the same in what you said
>>507338612trickstab! wooo! stabby stabby!
>>507338442epic trickstab gamer spy mains are an embarrassment to the tf2 playerbase
t. got strafestabbed and sore about it
t. spy main who can only get kills by abusing broken hitboxes on fresh installs
if you tried you wouldn't be able to do it
sometimes I throw off trickstabbers by playing on high sensitivity and I twiddle my mustache evilly after I kill them
It's time. Post (you)r Spirit Of Giving.
>>507340034that's 100 dollary doos
imagine how bad you have to be to complain about the worst class
>>507340242redditknights are annoying sue me
did they change dalokohs bar refresh rate? i remember it taking longer than it does now
Pyro's airblast is unjust and ruins all the fun in Team Fortress 2. Please remove it or make its distance shorter than it is right now.
>>507341004Correct - with the exception of affecting demomen with a shield equipped, on these guys the old airblast hitbox would be active
>>507340034>no repliesgrinch general kek
>>507337720On the contrary, every demofloyd player I've seen has been a bottom fragger that instantly ragequits the second they encounter a remotely good pyro that can airblast... which sometimes is a fempyro enthusiast. It's quite funny actually
Imagine kidnapping a girl and taking her into your basement. And when the police come to investigate they don't find the hidden trapdoor to the rape dungeon.That's basically what playing the Ninjaneer feels like.
>>507281349It's universally agreed those are good servers.
>>507341004Knockback and movement-disrupting mechanics are okay when it's Pyro, Engineer, and Soldier doing it.
>>507268006Would have loved for him to say "If he were a good demoman he'd be sittin' here."
>>507332701>every other year in silver tier>the first year bot free it fell down to bronze tier >other games in the tier is old games like no mans sky, sekiro and monster hunter worldobviously it wasn't going to fall with 100% but thats good, shows that theres some self constraint in the community
>>507341723What are some good maps and spots to ninjaneer on?
>>507342115wutville unironically
>>507341004Dios mio... El ogro de las Bretañas
>>507342279What are some good maps and spots to ironically ninjaneer on?
>>507249112
https://youtu.be/hAAlDoAtV7Y
>>507344495Haven't seen that image in a while, classic
>>507340034giving gifts on christmas is a whyte nationalist alt-right chud thing to do, stop oppressing other religions bigot
The same way Half-Life and Half-Life 2 got updated on their 25th and 20th anniversary, do you think Portal will get something? Do you think Team Fortress 2 will?
>>507346651Portal already got the RTX version recently
>>507346742What does that have to do with anything I said
>>507346813Answering the question>do you think Portal will get something?I don't think it will because >Portal already got the RTX version recently
hey boys it's a spy
>>507346651portal definitely will get something, it's valve's favorite ip
>>507341723no it's not
>>507284752>see head prize worn by "Jose the Wolf">weapons are all named around gay furry porn
standing near the point does nothing
>>507352871what kind of weak mind can't frag because of some gay furries on the server
>>507311162Turns out everyone wants to play reverts instead, especially since the last ~9 years have been spent whining about weapons being nerfed to irrelevancy
it seems i am not the only spy
>>507300236Fuck festive pyros. Stuff festive pyros' stockings. Get head from festive pyros. Fuck a festive pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy festive pyro cunts. Have the festive pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into festive pyros. Fry festive pyros' brains with sex. Toss a festive pyro's salad. Urinate into a festive pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw festive pyros onto a bed. Blackmail festive pyros into sex with their dox. Twist festive pyros' nipples. Report your love for festive pyros to Valve. Split festive pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal festive pyros. Give festive pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit festive pyros in the womb. Impregnate festive pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon festive pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a festive pyro cum dumpster. Submerge festive pyros into a vat of cum. Eat festive pyros' pussies. Dissect festive pyros' clothes off. Dominate festive pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap festive pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give festive pyros health packs. Make festive pyros suck'em. Cream inside festive pyros' holes. Lobotomize festive pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for festive pyros. Give festive pyros your love paste. Drown festive pyros in mad milk. Whip festive pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a festive pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck festive pyros like an alligator. Slice festive pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>507355253this but festive administrator
>>507353514if thats the case why are the servers rarely full
at what point does a pyro become a festive pyro
>>507356263when she dresses like this>>507355253
>Spy’s real name is Eugene HinkleLMAO
>>507355805They are full 1-2 times a day, unless you have uncletopia numbers of players there's no way to have them be full 24/7. It's a few hours out of to day and you're checking at off timesSad reality is that while everyone loves to preach about how much they hate casual and want quickplay back, most of them are too lazy to do anything about it and they just keep playing casual. TF2 players love to complain more than they love actually playing
>>507356658>It's real
>>507341375This general doesn't even play TF2 anymore, just a bunch of schizos larping and 'cord troon drama (like every other general on this Iranian shoeshining board)
>>507249282BASED
>>507240726Proof?
>>507357132This place might be eternally seething at Zesty but let me tell you the general could be a whole lot worse. When the source of drama itself enters the general is when true chaos begins. Doubly so if its an actual biological girl
ill have you know i have 16k hours in tf2
Jay Pinkerton is gonna soon realize why Eric doesn’t answer TF2 related emailsI bet his email is already flooded with a bazillion questions about the comics
>>507359482writers and artists love talking about their workprogrammers and developers hate 99% of what they've made and don't want to think about it
>>507340034>>507360259>mfw I have 0
>>507337720Agreed, every demofloyd player I've seen has been a topfragger who's who's made multiple shit pyro that can't airblast ragequit... which sometimes is a fempyro enthusiast. It's quite funny actually
and then everybody clapped
>>507361956meant for >>507341658
and then everybody plapped
I got 2 friend requests from furries this month. No idea why they think I'm one of them.
>>507362252I like plappies.Soldier main btw
alright bro
trickSTabwoo stabby stabby
>>507303256I cant sneed
stabby wants all mean voice lines to be removed because they're too mean and that there should be more good example characters instead of adding negativity to the world
>>507366996wokesome 100
Wie man in den Wald hineinruft, du arrogante kleine Schwuchtel.
>>507366996https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d8/Soldier_DominationSpy07.wav
>>507300236No! owo
>>507366996ironically he gets really pissy every stream
>>507372751not enough festive
>Buffalo Steak Sandvich and Warrior's Spirit are part of the same item set>Combined they would increase Heavy's damage vulnerability by 50%(reducing his effective HP to 150)>Using them locks Heavy to melee-only and gives only a mediocre speed boost to help gapcloseWhat the fuck is the point of these pieces of shit
>play MvM>ask what pyro loadout you can use other than dragon fury>they say phlog>go backburner pyro anyway >sort of troll by damaging uber medics but everything is going fine so i think theres no problem>high tour furries votekick me>rejoin >go heavy>dont troll at all apart from going back to spawn once midround to change wrong cosmetic>switch to brass beast>seems to be going fine again>someone else switches heavy>last round>get vote kicked (possibly for being heavy but not made clear)>rejoin>one of the people actually on my side who was tired of them bitching about me all game>says "anon will get a golden pan and shut you all up">its my 3rd mission out of 4 >BUT i do get Medigun KS fabricatorBackburner goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRBrass Beast goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>507357087trooncord psyop apparently
Spy is a spy so xhe can be whoever xhe wants :3
>>507341861>join the furry pound>an ocean of adrogenous whiney voices are on vc talking about their piss and shit kinks>some of them "joking" about being pedos>"just turn off all communication features then!"I'm not gonna sacrifice sovl just so i can be a strange farm to some faggots
what is it about androgenous voices and being annoying
>>507373945congrats on the...*checks notes*1$ random drop
>>507373521don't you like the game having a giant pile of subpar and pointless weapons that do nothing except take up space in your inventory
>>507375812stay peaky bigot
>>507376209stay peaky *braps out my chicken ass*
Merry Christmas /tf2g/, I'm finally joining my family for dinner right after I post this because my brother finally pulled up to our parents' place. Here's to an upcoming year full of frags and empty of bots.
>>507375957Better than $0.03 tho
Scout won
>>507375908Idk what this means but im guessing either nasally or some gender thing like non binary
>>507373945Nice fanfic and nice mvmlobby comment
>>507375812Its just annoying and cringe when people joke about "le quirky degen sex kink stuff" on casual servers, but when its in THAT place, i want to throw up they all make me feel fucking sick
>>507378020You uh... you umm.... you requeue the missionAlso you of course, check the "join game in progress" box.I didn't know this was a thing that used to be/is hard to do? It's not like there are hundreds of MvM servers up at the same time
>>507374116>psyop by Thewhat89Next thing you know, the whole "Herbert Ludwig" reveal was Shork's doing.
business idea: spytopia
>how it feels being The Chosen One who can rejoin Mann Up lobbies whenver he wants and get YUUUGE KS fabricator drops before the final mission of the tour
>>507378972why does great blues profile pic make me seethe
>>507379880It never even began for xem
>>507379480it's like a wolf in sheeps clothing and your brain subconsciously telling you something is off with the overly cute way an adult man presents himself
>Spy's real name is fucking Eugene Hinkle Spy mains... What the actual fuck...
>>507380320u bought the birdsuiter bait its not real
>>507380320Edgy spy mains lost out to troll and memester spy mains
>>507331787https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RzoPoXTGsc
>>507346909portal rtx is only remembered because of interloper
I am exactly the 1000th ranked demoman on tempus in the world. Someone gz me
you know what not only is sniper a fucking dogshit class to have I can't even play it casually because all the other pro MLG snipers instantly scope me out
MLG...
>>507379880>log in for presents>stay on while presents are being sent to random users>log off
>play casual match>top score as spy, feel godlike>play on uncletopia or any 32 pop server>can't function and am lucky to even have a 1:1 k/d fuuggg
>>507389115top scoring as spy is easy tho
>>507340034Never donated anything.
>>5073400342 (two)
>>507360259>>507340034santaGODS
>>507385452do you genuinely believe a HUNDRED THOUSAND people had the exact same plan 1 week after the update on a wednesday and clocked out on the same exact hour? (Also worth noting the comic #7 dropped on the 20th, 2 days after so it can't be that causing it)
>>507391149no it's obviously botted i just don't think they're cheaters bots or were banned
>>507391149he's talking about botnets retardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnuxHZm73PU&t=1047s&pp=ygUSemVzdHkgamVzdXMgYm90bmV0go watch
https://youtu.be/6EGOp8E5564
>>507375812Why did you post fempyro poster's battlestation?
>>507391495They got nuked within 24 hours, glad Valve may have realized this and took action >>507395214LMFAO
>>507395476the bot hosters actively turn them on and off. It isn't financially efficient to have them on for days on end if they are just getting stockings and giftapults. Do you really think anyone at valve is spending their christmas eve banning botnets?
>>507383723>shitter>seethes about snipermany such cases
merry xmas retards
>>507400587yes, feliz smissmas (eve) to allI hope I get fempyro under my tree tomorrow
who is still playing this dead game? anyone with half a brain or social life already moved on to cs/valorant
>>507401720baited some future retard award
/vg/ generals over the holidays usually go 1 of 2 waysthe shitposting decreases as people mellow out due to the holiday spirit and some genuine posts and wellwishes get madeor the shitposting increases as the normiefag(for 4chins) users log off to spend time with family leaving only the truly asocial schizos to shart and bait alonei wonder how /tf2g/ will go
The manmelter should crit burning players
Any ideas on how to improve my George Droyd loadout?
>>507407996a noose
god damn you are intent on driving this shitty meme into the ground
>>507412972into the ground in generous. This shit was brimstone before it even started
>>507412972Marge
I've been talking about it for at least a year but I'm finally deciding to build out a custom server browserResults look promising. No "slopfest", 24/7 servers, vsh, class wars, trade, achievement, zombie, surf, jump, mvm, mge, jailbreak. Just servers hosting actual maps for games of tf2Idk why but my browser is showing some weird servers that you can't even connect to. Eg "Do it on land, bro". Need to get that worked out before public beta. Also have to manually ban some servers for using fake bots. Just logged into a couple and yeah that's gonna be a problem
>>507413486I guess you could say it's... coal
>>507414001BANNED for ironic posting
>>507413987very interesting anon. I assume it's going to be web-browser based?Personally I would prefer some of the 'slopfest' servers to be toggle-able rather than outright removed. However some servers do deserve outright removal. e.g ones like skial that use bots and ping mask.
>>507243231Genuinely based, true coomers know that it's sexier when you can't see the girl because your imagination is better than anything any artist can drawThis is why, for example, that one invisible girl from My Hero Aca was 10x hotter before they let us see what she actually looks likeAll we knew was her general body shape, and it was better that wayI can imagine a fempyro a billion times better than any rubber fetish gear model
>>507414115I wasn't being ironic I thought that was a funny witticism...
>>507414381Yeah it's web browser based. Which makes me a little nervous in hosting but I figured why the hell not, I earn enough money for this side projectToggling filtering isn't really in the MVP at the moment. The point of this browser is just trying to find a server like castaway among the huge garbage heap of achievement/trade servers. How would you know castaway exists if not for tf2g/gabber? Or even how would you find a server that does custom maps like kogasatopia?But I can imagine a use case for it. Like I really like tf2ware but the servers are typically dead. I'd want to know when a server gets populated so I'll joinThis is my current filters. Top one does name/keywords, bottom does maps
>>507415356Whoops forgot to attach screenshot
>>507415525>plr_hightower itself is filteredit's over...
>>507415525also forgot to mention but I hope that mapList is only filtered by the start prefix because I imagine there's maps that have the phrase "ba", "par" and "tr" within the actual name
>>507415640That's higher tower. But that reminds me I gotta remove servers with high tower in the name since those are probably 24/7 high tower servershigher tower is basically an extra filter for the x10 servers. They always run that map or cp_orange
>>507415727Yeah it does a "starts with" check.
>>507416008well anyways, very cool stuff anon, look forward to seeing where this project goes
>>507373945>high tour furrieswhat was the tour count
>>507414438I like both
>>507416778You have to ascendLet go your earthly tethers and reject low effort slopUnderstand the superiority of the pure imagination coomer
>>507416778the most based trvke>>507416990the only way to ascend is to imagine miss pauling instead
>>507417113With pure imagination I can imagine them both, and the de-aged administrator, all at the same time
>>507417335I'm using my imagination to have sex with them while you watch in a corner
Is it normal to get angry and scream profanities at my computer on Christmas day?
>>507417403I'm using my imagination to make you the onions wojak while I fuck all of them and your mother
>>507417470I'm using my imagination to prevent that from happening while I'm gigachad and holding you like a tiny rat man
Do you guys think Timothée Chalamet plays TF2
>>507417789Yeah I do.I main pyro.
>>507418015tired of impersonators.I'm actually a heavychad
>>507240553sex with the administrator
>>507377942do you have any mvmlobby comments
manmelter needs a fucking reload animation
CHADEMIL left the game (Client Disconnect)nice ragequit after dying to battalions backup soldiers on w2 of metro malice
>>507419584I'm sorry to hear about your bf
>>507379880"defeated" lmao they just logged in to get the shitty winter case to sell
Do any of u anons know where i could find a playable build of tf2 circa 2014-2015 (pre gun mettle) Looking to use it for reference for mod projects. All I can find are pre 2010 builds. Any help is appreciated
>>507421730samei hate christmas because no gf to cuddle with again for 28 years straight
>>507421897what class do you main old mighty wizard?
>>507422146soldier
>>507424653>125 hp>buff
>>507425329ok wise guy lets hear how many minigun shots you can take
/tf2g/ - (𒅄) Team Fortress 2 General if it was good
>>507424653Merry christmas sniper
>>507421730>I have a long tradition of playing sniper on trade servers every year at least a few hours before new year,I would call this gay and sad but its roughly what i do half the time except its not a tradition im just a wreck of a human being
Merry Smissmas to sniperbros on the other side of the planet playing TF2 with kangaroos and stuff
Pretend I haven't played TF2 since Halloween. Explain what has happened since then. Give details about the comic too.
How would i shape a cosmetic loadout around the theme of poo? Need recommended paints and ways to maximise brownage
Load out.tf is pretty good for previewing load outs.
>>507431931>Load outLoad OUT of this thread please!
Frostwatch might be the worst map ever made. It's on par with some of the crap Halloween maps anyways, spells/bosses aside.
Sniping is pretty easy if you pay for a high polling rate mouse and high frame rate monitor. I don't know why people don't simply pay to win in this way.
>>507433089I spent all my disposable income on teleporting virtual hats
>>507433089Yeah, playing shiper and scout (and reflecting with pyro) def got easier for me after getting a 165hz monitor.
>>507431931For some reason their paints are still off after all these years.
>>507433252>>507433089Same i got a 180hz and basically rape everyone now playing hitscan classes despite being a shitter at heartt
>>507431537Apart from your regular patches and seasonal updates, the final comic can be read from the OP
How i look as an EU chad joining a Virgin-ia server late at night knowing 99% of the lobby is redditor/child fragfodder
>>507435640Le coque
>>507436171et balles
Scuntsissies when dey realize dey only got 100+25 hp
what is the best taunt voiceline
>redditknight
>>507436824"WOOOOOOOOOOO"
>>507437068Shovelknight>>507437296oh yehForgot bout dat one
I want to save money but i also like class specific taunts/cosmetics instead of all class
>>507437571>want to rock cool class uniform team colored merc's mohawk + summer shades>pyro looks like a retard with the shades>medic and sniper wear both their glasses and the summer shadesThey do this intentionally BTW.
I had a phase where I would play nothing but soldier on high tower with stock rockets, gunboats, and a festivized stock shovelI would use nothing but the stock shovel and refer to myself as the shovel rapist
>>507437756Engi is even worse
Are there any good Snipers that play with 60hz monitors?
>>507438014If 3:1 k:d on casual 2fort is good — me until very recently.
>>507439709ARYANtascha user I kneel
the last /tf2g/
https://youtu.be/IWoEXATTFyQ
>>507447102proof?
>>507240553What are you going to do now that TF2 series is over?
Sell all my shit and delete the game
>>507453976Why sell? just delete it
>>507454716if he can get money before bailing why wouldn't he?
>>507413987I think in order for this to go from alpha to beta a very important feature would be notifying the end user when a server that's typically dead gets populated. But I'm not exactly sure how to do thatThe easiest solution is browser notifications, but ideally I don't want you to be required to have your browser openThe second solution is emails but an email server is notoriously difficult to set up and the paid email servers are costly. 12,000 emails is $20 a monthThe third solution is *barf* a discord server. Obviously the worst solution as I don't want to be a discord mod but can help in reporting servers that use fake bots and such
Merry Smissmas to the australium players
I watched Emesis Blue last night. I mostly liked it but the voice acting was weak. It only happened once but the use of vanilla lines was also really jarring. The amount of references also kind of took me out of the experience
Am I allowed to poast this? australium raffle on brap.tfscrapdottf/raffles/7E1ZLL
>>507460596footrest bait
>>507460596why bother
>>507462315exactly
>>507462249My game crashed for what I believe is the first time ever today. then it happened again 5 mins later
>>507438014i was a hardcore pubstomper with 60hz until this yearswitching to 144hz made a bit of a difference, but not that muchi feel like my airshot consistency improved more than anything hitscan related
>>507438014No, nothing existed before 144hz 4k 27 inch setups
>>507439709>30% longer spin time fuck off
>>507466379Give it 100 ammo back and i'll be ok with 100% longer spin up time
Spy is one of my most played classes.
>>507466730Go to the bathroom and take a shit anon
Spy is one of my least played classes.
Spy is one of my played classes.
Spy.
>>507466730I can smell you
>he does not play powerhouse while showering
>>507468076>>>/sp/
>>507431705Pampered Pyro painted brown
so if all the mercs are in the picture, this has to be pyro right
>>507469208I wish, that's one of Heavy's sisters, Pyro is in the corner
post them engis
>>507469506
>>507431705>>507468505also get that customisable badge one and make each seperate badge a different image of a turd
Pyro is one of my least played classes.
>>507469506>>507469929Our engineers so similar!
>>507470065when some smug spy main is raping your team theres no better feeling than completely denying him at every turn as pyroits the best fucking feeling, it is better than sex.theyre acting all smug doing spin jumps off tall buildings or trying to fish for a matador against some poor gibus and you just airblast them off and set them alightthe best, the absolute best feeling, is someone going dr spycicle near a cliff and you just airblast them off the cliff while theyre fully invisiblecant fake that death
>>507470534>spy main is raping your teamWhen does that ever happen?
Why the hat with no name is so fucking good bros?
Medic is my least played class and Sniper is my most.
>>507240553read the comic, what a beautiful way to end the series
>>507473178Nice hat mine is better
>>507473178>versatile>big ass cowboy hat>on a few different great classes while not being an all class meme hat
>>507470534The best solution I've found is stock flamethrower + Reserve Shooter. Even new players can identify the need to shoot at a flaming invisible Spy and the secondary punishes them for surfing explosives. The higher afterburn damage that stock offers is also valuable when they have such little health to begin with. I usually will go with this loadout to babysit the team until the Spy leaves - because they always do when they can't freely farm their stranges, then go back to whatever I was playing before.>>507472296It's a very common sight especially in servers with many casual or new players.
my mom is visiting for Christmas and she's wearing one of my old tf2 shirts
>>507476030Mmm... that's hot
>>507476001What are the "Spell: ___" names a reference to?
>>507476284magic
>>507475940flandre my beloved
Did the latest edition make anyone else binge the comics?
>>507476030Im going to spaff all over it next time we shag
Cant even avoid him on christmas eve ffs
>>507460596yeah there's no problem in posting rafflesthe furries are generous around this time of yearhttps://scrap.tf/raffles/SE4KX6https://scrap.tf/raffles/U0WYP3https://scrap.tf/raffles/7MRYDChttps://scrap.tf/raffles/NOHVSX
>you know remember the honeypot raffle to ban /tf2g/ posters
Might just use one of these on this but then i dont know what cosmetic i woud use the other
>>507483729faggot gel never banned mehahahaha
Happy Christmas, /tf2/. Carrot and ham soup starter.Fish dish being a poached salmon with hollandaise (gotten really good at making that btw)Main course of course is a classic turkey christmas dinner with all the bells and whistles and a cranberry sauce I made the night before.Dessert will be a Christmas pudding with brandy or a Pane Cotto (the only thing I didn't make my self)I wanted to cook a goose this year but couldn't find one/very expensiveI hope you all have a good Smissmas. With love
>>507483729>mfw never entered the "enter this raffle to get banned" raffle>mfw joined puzzle raffles before the answer was leaked in the thread, avoiding suspicion>mfw never got banned
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=235895>981MBWhat the fuck are they doing?
#RemoveTF2
>1gb of minor bugfixesyikes
>>507485217whatever happened with the map the emporium was having a meltie about?did the map makers replace the assets?
>>507484598Merry christmas swallow gock :D>>507485354Yes
>>507485025from scrap.tf, the context is right before that postgeel actually used to come here and he started banning tf2gs when we started mentioning the footrest incident, leaking puzzle raffles, exploiting bugs on the site for free items, and doxxed him deserved honestly>>507485354yes and they still got mad that the assets were all replaced
>>507485217they are smuggling half life 3 into tf2 500 megabytes at a time
>>507484598I love you too, king shallow
Do people actually queue Krampus just to ERP and thats why its so popular ?
>>507485734ProbablyThough I wonder if people pretending to be wageslaves at Galleria is any better
>doesnt even paint all the leavesAtleast i didnt actually paint it
>>507486174>>507486438Umm these are very heckin unrealistic body proportions stop forcing this on us non cis het gender conforming twinks and slobs
>>507486174oops wrong pic
>>507486662My closeted homosexuality aside, this image goes hard asf
>0 days since buttsex mentioned by /pol/tard
>>507487221Ok bro you can stop now, stop ruining my smissmas
>>507487221Ok bro you can keep going, keep enhancing my smissmashttps://youtu.be/NxSgDVAk0Ug
/tf2g/ got very homoerotic vibes tonight and honestly i'm all for it
gays not be desperate for attention challenge (impossible)
me
>>507483729im still banned and still get kind of miffed when people post scrap raffles, though not as mad as i would get when people picked scrap over tf2r when tf2r was still around
I haven't been able to play tf2 ever since my grandma died, which was a week ago...i can't enjoy any games anymore, i usually played daily for couple hours, now i cant even bring myself to launch the game...and the last comic became a salt to the wound, knowing there's nothing i look forward to2024 might have been the worst year for me
gotta move that gear up
What the hell is going on
I might aswell throw another log onto this pileGoodnight sisters and brothers
>>507490838fags having a meltdown for some reason, do the needful and ignore
>>507488747BBC Department??
>>507490838Didn't worship femheavy hard enough
attention whore is attention whoring
>>507276468Huntsman nocking arrows slightly faster and gives sniper a +25 hp bonus since it's a closer combat focused archetype
I didn't think the situation was this dire. 7pm est and there's only 11 NA servers with any amount of playersThis is after filtering out slop servers (achievement/trade/etc)
>>507493250damn no one on tiny kitties? they are mostly 4chan trooncels so youd think they wouldnt be with family
>>507493250nigga it's Christmas
>>507493475Huh wait. For some reason I'm filtering out that server. Maybe there's hope yet. Gotta fix it>>507493508I'd expect more people on Christmas eve. Less people going to school/work
>>507372759That's a shame, love his videos when he uploads
Can somebody put a B.M.O.C. on this demo?
>>507494154I can put a noose on him for you
posted it again award
>>507493475Tiny kitty was using 24/7 as a server tag which I was using to filter out the 24/7 turbine servers
>>507490032Hang in there anon, it'll get better one day
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Enchantment:_EternaweenJust found out this shit is completely unavailable now and that once the existing ones are used up there just won't be any way to call the vote
>>507493250I think people just aren't aware of it BECAUSE of the spam of all the meme servers covering the server browser
>>507495530Instead of removing restrictions they should just make these drop again
>>507495530just bought ten to the moon gentlemen>>507496372they'll never do that
>>507495607That's exactly why I'm building it. By my metrics only 1/3rd of servers that have players fit my filtersJust imagine 2/3rds of the server browser just being trash
>>507484598/our guy/
>>507484598merry smissmas
>>507293839i remember loadout.tf having this feature and it no longer does, is it a donator feature now?
>>507476284Nothing, they're just magic because they're all magic-like weapons.
>>507484598
NEODEMENT IS A FAGGOT
anyone else just wear same cosmetics on all classes?
>>507484598Merry Christmas, lad
>>507509660I used to, unusual hong kong cone (miami nights), but it made me a target. Now I just gibus.
>>507509660My Wutville World Traveler
>>507509660I wear summer shades on all my classes normally, bmoc on all during Christmas, and voodoo soul on all during Halloween. Otherwise, all class hats honestly just look way worse than class specific ones, with few exceptions
>>507509495water is wet
>>507509660I've seen you on 2c before lol you're that badge deleter
>>507511294https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8a/Heavy_laughlong02.wav
>>507511294
You truly are some mother fucker
Prepare for your examination *pulls gloves menacingly*
Absolute newfag question but does the Dead Ringer's fake death count towards Strange item counts?
merry smissmas boys
>>507512675i got a pro amputator kit..
Okay boys and girls, I've added more stuff to the loot board and finalized their positions. Loot with green borders have a 100% chance of having a steam shopping spree hidden beneath them, loot with an orange border have a 0% chance of having a shopping spree hidden.
The sprees range from $10 to $50, and will stack if you find multiples on your picks. The loot is pretty evenly distributed through the orange area, the green area is all top end values.
>>507522469Meant yellow, damn it. Orange is evenly distributed as it's all fuckin zero.
>>507521124The last last night, last fight.Where are people going to spectate the matches, just floating in the air?
Merry Smissmas, /tf2g/
>>507494154Merry Christmas, Anon
>>507522980I'm going to cut the stands into corrals so I have my fighters lined up, but if you're eliminated or just watching you'll have a bit of choice.The open combat area in the middle of the spawns is a 1:1 replica of the actual combat space with dev textures instead of spaaaace so you can get used to the area before the fights start. This is from an old build, I worked on another machine today.
Happy Christmas lads!
>>507523521I see, an interesting way to end things on.
>>507524145I need to plap another kid into her
>>507523020Merry Smissmas with your Steam friend
>>507530706holy steam friends......
>got another mvmlobby commentoh my goodness gracious
Pyro will never take off his mask
Pyro will never take off her mask
Pyro will never take off its mask
Pyro will neve
Pyro
>Some guy runs around spamming the Smissmas noisemaker>Vietnam War flashbacks of the bot crisis
>>507495242Thanks...
So the plot to Emesis Blue is that the Respawn Machine was actually a Time Machine and the cast were in a time loop?That's probably fate worst than death.
what's (you)r dream unusual? mine is a playful aurora hot spaniel
>>507538687Cloudy Moon Villian's Veil
burning flames team captain
Why are lennybinds still so common
>>507538687Secret to Everybody on either Pencil Pusher or Le Party Phantom
>Every single one of you is a faggot!What did soldier mean by this?
>skial disabled sprays while i stopped playingMore woke nonsense.
Show yours fellas.
Merry smissmas shitters
>>507537367>emesis blueIsnt this some 2 hour long cringe tryhard serious SFM
>>507487120>featured groups>bunch of tf2 tranny groupsI would say this is a troll but honestly idk
>>507484598>he returned to usChristmas miracle
Get it guys? I'm a faggot... and I like it up the ass! Lololol
>>507546086Do gays not celebrate christmas or something?Its like the only people on the internet are gay (except me heh)
every time I use the regular knife I just think "why am I not using the kunai?"there is zero reason to ever use stock over kunaizero>b-but the hp...zero
>>507538687Clairvoyance any classic engi hat.
>>507538687probably a morning glory or death at dusk team captainactually don't know which effect I like more
>>5075450322016 tourist here
>>507545032>>507547126>showing off participation medalsactually embarrassing
>>507545032
>>507333097Community MvM campaigns have shown us what PvE in TF2 is capable of. Valve ought to release co-op maps like CS:GO did.
>>507549983>co-op maps like CS:GOThat's a thing?
>>507538687Like stuff that doesn't exist? Nebula Blighted BeakActual dream Unusuals? Can't say I have one. I guess I'd like to get White Energy for all 9 classes. Demo doesn't have an Unusual Misc, so maybe an all class for him, and PE/GE class miscs galore for everyone else
>>507548476show your season 1 medal then :)
the only medal that matters
can i get a medal for being the only one who isnt idling in spawn in my whole team
>>507556661bro it's christmas go be with your family like them
>>507509660No, that's soullessClass specific items are essential to show you actually thought about the loadiut
Is it true that being unemployed makes you better at Sniper and Spy?
>>507557915I am unemployed and I can't even be bothered to play Spy the normal way.
>>507558303Honestly, it seems like after 17 years players got gud enough to make "normal" spy obsolete. I'm not a spy main and actually kinda suck at it and I get best results while gunspying and bottom-feeding disguising as a hoovy from my own team and ambying the inevitable low-health enemy who comes to me with hopes of getting a sandwich.
>>507558618This was just now playing IW + Kunai. You can still play spy the intended way but tanking with DR and Kunai is unfortunately the best loadout for most casual lobbies.
You didn't top score with spy. You top scored with the kunaiPlay the class for real next time
>>507559614you fear The List
>>507560028
>>507559614>mere 6 points above the guy in second who only gets 1 point per kill while you get 2 points
>>507560028Kunai isn't OP.
>>507537367>emesis blueIsnt this some 2 hour long based casual lighthearted SFM
What's the best knife? I am currently using YER.
>>507561374Alright I went on the game just to show how easy it is to top score as spy, all stockOf course my team sucked but I can't clear the point on harvest as a spy
>>507563057the prinny machete
>>507564605
>>507563057Kunai >> Stock = Big Earner > Spycicle > YERYER never seems to work for me, stabby is on some psycho shit with his current ramblings about it.
>>507564092Watch him say you still play Spy "wrong" because you got too many gun kills/butter knives.
>>507563057cloak n dagger
>>507563057Spy cicle and it's not even close
>>507565746I am that guy, I just think anyone that uses the kunai at all is a faggot even if they think it's "unfortunately the best loadout"Just don't use it at all, stop ruining my games
>>507546086So why does this game attract so many fags? Is it because all the characters are men?
>>507566810I'm gonna be nice and ask what class you play.Maybe I can give you some advice from the standpoint of someone who plays Spy a lot and does use the Kunai about the same as stock.
I use spycicle fo 2 reasons1. it looks cool2. if a pyro sneezes on me I get a chance to practice my magnum skills
>>507567218>a girl with a d-esecrated self esteem
>>507567338Every class besides engi and medic. Once again I will ask you to please stop ruining my games, not one source of damage in the game is enough to consistently kill a kunai spy after they backstab an f2p, especally when dead ringer is in the picture. There is literally nothing you can do about it which is why so many people abuse the strategy.
>>507546704Stock is good if you're needing to make just one kill, or if the map is like Dustbowl 3rd and the spam is bad enough you're not gonna make it through with 70 hp
>>507550261CS:GO's co-op maps were released during Operations. Two CTs infiltrate a facility, fighting against T bots while completing story objectives. Now imagine MvM except that you fight against humans and/or robots in a sprawling adventure map, capping points and stealing flags and all the other objectives combined. That would be kino.>>507563057>>507566531Spy-cicle. With other knives, when you're set on fire, you will have no easy way of stabbing your target or the Pyro, so might as well let the Spy-cicle give you a clean escape. The ice statue is inconsequential because pros will notice backstabs by any knife (even the YER, unless the stab happened behind them) and communicate with their teammates.Anyway, what banner is the best? Buff Banner is only good in MvM, so that leaves Battalion's Backup and Concheror. Backup has the better charge effect, but Concheror's passive regeneration is just too good; it's a Gunboats-lite and negates most chip damage. It also takes less damage to charge, but its charge effect is not as impressive as Backup's.I've also been playing all-stock lately. It's been great, having to deal with each class' weaknesses with no way to subvert them (e.g., Soldier having health regen, Heavy having tank and speed melees). I wish the unlocks were rebalanced to be strictly situational, leaving the stock weapons for generalist loadouts. My only gripe is that loading the stock loadout as a stock Engineer does not trigger a respawn, making building set-ups slower. (IMO, having to frequently alternate between loadouts is a degenerate gameplay tactic, and should not be necessary.)
>>507566810Imagine getting mad at Kunai
Black Box+Banner wins pubs
There's is nothing wrong with Spy using kunai.It just reveals that your team is full of retards, and you taking it out on that poor enemy Spy who can barely cope fighting (and losing) against the 10+ killstreak Sniper is like totally not jolly.
Spy among us
>>507569235As scout you can simply run away or play FaN to consistently blow them to shreds/away from you. Milking them is also great for your team. Anything to help the noobies be safe from them or help them detect the spy is a big play. If you lose to revolver from anything that isn't point blank that's mostly on you.Soldier can easily fight a health boosted Spy at mid range. Just be aware that the better ones might try to surf the rocket damage, but you can react to that. Worst case you rocket jump out of scrambles involving a DR spy.Pyro can easily airblast them away or run away with Powerjack. If you stick to your best players or a big group and just keep them safe from that spy you've already done your job and that spy will only pick of single targets separated from your bubble.As demo you either hit your pipes close range or keep a distance with stickies. The health boost doesnt even make much of a difference in terms of how you'd approach a 1v1. If you use one of the demoknight melees you have a serious range advantage on any cocky spies. Abuse it.Heavy still shreds a spy. Just stay away from them while they still have their DR speed boost and you shouldn't get trickstabbed. If you know there's a DR spy turn around before every big fight or just do it more in general.Generally speaking DR spies are too retarded to get behind lines without using their feint and will use it on the first hit you get on them. If you're not busy fighting shoot every teammate once. DR spies (especially ones who havent gotten their first stab yet) will start fumbling when shot when disguised without their DR out. Check your scoreboard within 3 seconds after killing a DR spy every time. Be wary of their preferred disguises, call those out to your team via VC, so that even stupid f2ps will be more aware.As the better player it becomes part of YOUR job to teach noobs how to deal with the problem as well. That's the only way to stop spies from abusing DR + Kunai longterm bud.
>>507570381Funny how valve absolutely gutted amby but did nothing to make conchbox less broken
>>507571119Conchbox isn't soldier at full potential
>here's 60 more hp and you still get a secondary Soldier is underpowered
>>507564092Based stock spy userFuck Cuntai
I use the Prinny Machete on Spy, a big knife to go with my Big Kill.
>>507240553Started calling people like zoey, neo, frying dutchman tf2 oligarchy and they really hate being called that.
>>507563057Anybody not saying Kunai doesn't play a lot of Spy
>>507573689tsmt whenever a kunai shows up in my killcam I roll my eyes
>>507563057Kunai against retards and people you know will get mad at it because they're dying against a retard check class > stock = spycicle (depends on how you play on which you prefer) > Big Earner (gives you options at the cost of dying if you fuck up) > YER (I legit don't understand why they gave it -33 cloak duration)
>>507574228do you roll your eyes at direct hit?what about tomislav? scorch shot? crusader's crossbow?spy is already a shit class, kunai just makes the playing field barely even. every class has some kinda crutch, an objectively better option, but only spy tends to get this "those kunai EDGELORDS" rep. unironically, complaining about kunai is more fedora-wearing than playing kunai spy
not big suprise
>>507563057Whatever knife you enjoy using > Stock > Everything else
>>507576603Stock > Stock > Everything else
>>507537367Was it a time machine?I still don't get it though?
If Eugene Hinkle turned out to be a hoax, how do we know that Herbert Ludwig reveal is real?
Thoughts on this, yo?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbOveSdiO5A
I want more gooner mods. Have femme pyro and this but need more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzMq5_thk4o
>>507578347chromatic aberration artfags need to be executed on the spot.
My Asian Wife
>>507378972>People realised they can actually directly communicate with Pinkerton about tf2 (comics)>The fixtf2 self assigned ambassadors instantly tries to muddy the waterReally makes you think
>>507537367>>507577356It's not a time machine, it's one of those "muh eldritch horror" things where when you die your soul/consciousness actually goes to some sort of hell plane of eternal suffering. The machine pulls you back and reassembles you and wipes your memory of being in hell. When the respawn machine malfunctions, some of the people brought back have memories of hell and go le crazy in their desperation not to die again.
>>507580721She's only 18.00000000000000000000001 years old you sick fuck
>>507578347Use the femscout version with the skirt, she has striped panties
>>507578347is your HUD lewd? I guess there may be lewd skins/models for weapons out there too but that's about it
not very good raffles this year
>>507580721Why does she look like Scout?
>>507583414"Yeah, that's right!"
merry christmas you dogs
>>507582408Would but the FemScout mod currently has so much shit out of date that it's a mess to use. Wish there was a stupid thick one that I could pair with the invisible cosmetics mod.>>507582661No. Not really any lewd mods I can think of without outright putting porn in but I want it TF2 themed
>>507583414They wanted to make her as attractive as possible
it's so fucking ugly
>>507575364castaway.tf SAVED MY LIFE
the emporium shaved my wife
>>507575364yes (rarely is the soldier behind it competent)yes (I'm a stock heavy main)yes (scorch shot, need I say more?)yes (buff syringe guns)
creators.tf would've worked if they didn't have me download fucking 5 gigs of shit for workshop items that were ass
Mercenary park makes me seethe
>>507588128Creators.tf would've worked if it wasn't run by Tyler McNigger and his cabal of rabid troons.
>>507588128i made a lot of friends there
>>507588652what part of it?
>>507589006All of it
>>507575364None of the weapons you listed are snowballing. Kunai is, and has a use rate pervasive enough that it might as well be stock in the context of an average casual match.
>>507589841Shut up bitch
>>507589841
I've got gifted 100 steam bucksI'm gonna gamble it away
>>507591352i wish good things happened to me, God prefers to shit in my open mouth until it dribbles down my chin however
Okay, the map is essentially done, need to test some of the systems still to make sure they teleport and resupply correctly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF0ACRyNDbM
Had a dream about /tf2g/ today. I was browsing it and every post was a picture of sniper with the text "it's like christmas morning".
>>507593101tf2g if it was based
it's like christmas morning
It's not even christmas in Australia anymore.
>>507595116it's like christmas morning
>beggars bazooka w/ kritzkrieg pocketskillless retarded bullshit
what class do you think Trump mains?he strikes me as a heavy main
>>507583414same person
>>507599446Spy
>>507599446He's a heavy that just sits in the corner eating sandviches
do you think we will ever get a good femscout model in game or are we forever stuck with that shitty one from like 2010?
>>507601361there are good ones already, someone just needs to take the SFM versions and backport them to TF2
>>507578347god i wish i were femscout
>>507493250I like eotl but my god getting kicked regardless of your score because of the amount of vip fags on that server is so shit, the owner of it also has 2 golden pans as well.
insane pyro pussy
>>507610979wtf is this
>>507611117insane pyro pussy
>>507611219wake me up for the konata box
>>507610979>>507611219that's what I say when I'm inside fempyro
>>507610979>>507612448delicious
>>507594487>>507594523>>507594834>>507594980>>507595198>>507595243>>507598978redditors
>>507613930
>>507613930takes one to know one
>>507613930ok grinch
I HATESNIPERS
>>507614314>>507614314>>507614314New festive ded
