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Seia should speak
>>507549479Imagine the reindeer sex
Hina should transfer
>>507549479Marie Christmas.
I'm not having sex on Christmas. 47 years in a row
>>507549554Time to unwrap the presents
>>507549538bing
Maki's budding side boobs
>>507549642
>>507549552Hio
>>507549479I can't even tell who any of these three are
Come to Hyakkiyako and pet Chise
>>507549736>I don't play the gameWhat did he mean by this
Hina is so beautiful
>>507549736Play the game then
>>507549642> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwMuHy8t_Vk
>>507549570Happy christmas my beloved princess
Update your windows
>>507549798STOP WASTING COFFEE, STPID CAT
>>507549782>>507549820I have played the game, retard. I'm critiquing the art.>m-muh halosI don't memorise those because I'm not autistic
>me whenever I see Kokonahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vzHzFb6gJw
Hina is so huggable
Your Christmas present: two pairs of cute student feet on your face
>>507549914From the thumbnail I thought it was HanaeHinae even
>I'm not autisticyeah you're just fucking stupid
>>507549479newfag herehinata, mari, and sakurako look very cute
Is it possible to have Plana handle my recruitments? I think Arona is sabotaging me
coom in doom
I might be stupid but at least I'm not blind
When was the last time we had good BA doujins?
>>507549889I'm not calling you autistic, I'm calling you a blind retard, bro.
UZQUEEN!https://x.com/MuseDashtheGame/status/1871843333963911490
>>507549865>all she does is walk around complaining about everyone's shitty opsecShe's just like me frfr
>>507550013too pointy
>>507550051c104
https://youtu.be/hst6fpipZxQHoly BASED
>>507550105>usagi flapBased based based
>>507549865Why would Chihiro want me to update to 24h2
Merry Christmas
>>507550051When was that Ichika bestiality doujin? Yeah, then
>>507550082The art is shit, actually.
baggots don't know how to discuss the game.All they know is how to buy pakeiji, and post images.
>>507549741Can I pet Niya?
Wakamo cumming violently and squirting everywhere from being given a Christmas gift
>>507550204Nice cope blindbro
Noa love
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>507550205I post gameplay sometimes. Last thread even.
>>507550274We know sensei
>>507550204If everyone but you can see it
>>507550205That's because the more I engage with the gameplay the less I want to keep playing.
Ako xmas lines are too dere for my taste desu
>>507550051We got some good stuff all year aroundWhile the biggest one at comiket we still do get stuff from senaka and blue market
>>507550330Damn, you can't give the girl some love on one day of the year?
My Lovely StudentWife Noa
https://files.catbox.moe/qnx9un.jpg
Sukuriimu! Aisu kuriimu tabetaiTonnan shaapee de sakenderu herupu miTsura tsura iya iyaTsura tsura ya da ya daTsura tsura shindo shindo
>>507550218Sex
I bought the monthlies for half the price because of the samsung coupons. Can I fuck Arona now?
>>507550495Don't worry Michiru, I'll blast and spread your pussy open
Hina is so ugly
That was a good Christmas /bag/
>>507550495>Christmas message is just complaining that every corpo uses the holidays to shill limited edition merchMitcher...
>>507550179I will give Nagusa's womb a white Christmas!
Post Christmas art
Mari must burp
brown
You're not going anywhere, Sensei.
>>507550654
>>507550281>>507550327I'm actually liking the gameplay because Blue Archive characters don't have "weapons."Imagine every student being able to equip any weapon, so on top of the character that you have to roll for, you'd have to roll for Makoto's sniper rifle to put on Shun or get Mari's pistol to put on Meru, etc.>>507550330I need Ako wife so damn much.
>>507550654Christmas art
>>507550690Miyucko on Christmas is a fate worse than death
I am in fact, going somewhere.
Ayame… Ayame would’ve been on Santa’s nice list…
>>507550662>burps as loudly as she can while at cathedral>snorts
what did ya get for christmas, /bag/?
>>507550690i'm calling kanna
>>507550576Brown girl good
>>507550707>I'm actually liking the gameplay because Blue Archive characters don't have "weapons."that was actually one of the reasons I decided to play BA instead of a few other alternatives. Just a straightforward grind to make things better.
>>507550781a day off from work
>>507550179
>>507550319You don't speak on behalf of everyone.
You WILL get weapon banners and you WILL be happy
>>507550781A fucking surgery.
>>507549792>>507549914Hina is an onahole
>>507550934you are girl now?
I like Saki the best because it obviously bothers her that she likes me. Angry girls are the best
>>507550941Post preg Hina
>>507551016Luckily, no.
>>507550918I do actually
>>507550934hair implants, I understand
>>507550781I bought a bunch of household shit for my ma.Ironically I don't know what to buy for myself, Elden Slop and BA are enough to entertain me.I think I'm getting old.
>>507550781Nothing.
>>507551032I like her helmet
>>507550941Hinacest, Hinadom, Hinaphilia, Hinasexual, Hina and Hinatorture.
>>507550781A new ssdOne of those fancy ones that look like ram
>>507551110Bless every hentai artist who keeps her helmet on during sex. It's her charm point
Last bingmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away
>>507550781bro thinks most ba players have a family.
LAST RIZZMAS I GAVE YOU MY GYATT
eimisex
>>507550781Money
Last ChristmasI gave you my heartBut the very next dayYou said you hate chocomint
"Tutoring sessions" (sex) with Karin
>his student does not believe in the holocaust AND santa
>>507550781google play gift cards
>>507551357Choco gyatt.
>>507551381Sex with future housewife.
Today I will remind them.Merry Christmas, by the way.
>>507550918Actually he doesI, and everyone else, gave him permission
>>507550707That was horribly phrased but I absolutely agree with you. One of the reasons I dropped Snowbreak three days in was the realization that rolling that one 5-star sniper lady isn't enough, I then also have to roll the perfect 5-star sniper rifle to actually make her good.
Where new asmr
just reinstalled max payne to get that holiday feelblue archive
>>507551347She isn't wearing any pants btwThe little slut
>>507550781My parents surprised me with a One Piece shirt. My parents bought it thinking that I would use it outside, but I refuse to show my power level, so I'll just use it as pajamas.The funny thing is that they bought it in a shop that it's all about anime and gaming clothing, and the store clerk said to my parents:>Oh don't worry, there will be a moment when he doesn't care anymore and starts wearing this type of thing everywhere, it happened to me too.
>>507551492On bluefes
>>507551514I'm playing my favorite Christmas game
>>507550781My family got me a mug with a guitar on it and a wrist band shaped like a les paul because I bought a guitar.
Stop bullying Rabu, Nexon. Release her.
>>507551617Mega based.
>>507550872Rare Mikoto footageI'll have to give that angle if I ever get the chance.
Good morning my Miggas!
>>507551665The only one getting bullied are Rio and Seia.At least Rabu gets to enjoy summer.
>>507549552Ako would commit suicide
>>507551736Damn hag trying to be cute.
>>507550781Boxer briefs and $20. Right after I bought more underwear when we went shopping last week.
>>507551765She could transfer too, she would get along with the other Seminar girlsExcept Koyuki
>>507551665Hey, she didn't get bullied this event. In fact, they made her a sweetheart. Fuck the helmet gang for not inviting her girls to the party
>>507551717She usually doesn't do anything cool but as always she eats yellow tanks alive. my angles are all kind of weird because I force Sumire. Also if they have a Marina it won't work, since she moves fast enough to take the middle cover which means Hanako will angle down.
>>507551816I wish my christmas looked like this...
>>507551857You know what to do
>>507550781Gift cards, office decor, and cookware
>>507551839No one in Millennium would survive Akoyap and Yuukayap in one school day
What the Aru doing
>>507551884No I really don't.
>>507552031If there's a fucking weed in that box.....
Today I'm visiting my grandparents for Christmas and my little cousin who looks like Ibuki will be there
>>507551723Good morning
>roll for donut>get these 3*kikyumiyub. asunadress arumidorihifumichristmas hanae>have to spark donutnice rate up...
>>507552087Don't.
Late headpat reminder.
>>507552087Do.
>>507550781I got a nice jacket and a cheap bottle of cologne.
Green
>>507552102At least you got seven 3*. I had to spark skanna and only got 2 in 200 rolls.
>>507552087
>>507552087you have to
Why are there so many anons with cousins who look like Ibuki???
>Gives you 600 pyrox as a gift>Same day she escorts you back homeWhat did Kanna mean by that, i thought i could trust the cops
M-my son
>>507552201yeah but kanna is ugly
>>507550941of course, like all little students should be
>>507552372Kanna's sexy.
>>507552429that's Neru
>>507552102>7 *3that's actualy really good for a non rate up pull
Kanna sex
>>507550654>Post Christmas artOk>>507550781Some books, a laptop and some cash.
>>507552338This is me right now
>>507552087time for belly blasting?
>>507552489good job
>>507552489Yes, I know.
>>507552196
>>507550781$3,000
>>507552503i just wanted the donut and the first 3* came in thirty rollsall of those were dupes except for Aru
>>507552556What's that?
>>507552670Hey...
>>507552736it's an old /bag/ tradition
soon another victim
.
I have children
>fagfie spent his christmas here with his scatboy ally posting cuck shit and attention whoring
>get home from holiday wageslaving>creampie Hanae>eat dinner>creampie Hanae again>will probably creampie Hanae a third time before bedYup, it's a white Christmas
Taberu?
>>507553020I can sort of see it...
>>507552947give the childs back, broit's not worth it...
>>507553020Hanae's inverted nipples...
>>507553020hips looking weird
https://litter.catbox.moe/mkni13.jpg
>>507553156That looks awfully uncomfortable.
>>507553156aris is boring give me key
>>507553156based ariskey is boring
>>507553156Good artist
>>507553318I would not stop fucking Hinata
>>507553318>dirty demon amongst angels
>>507550781Food poisoning.
>>507553484Downgrade
>>507553525
>>507553509Is Juri secretly a Nurgle cultist?
>Trying to explain to Aris that santa doesn't exist>She doesn't listen>Asks him for a PS5 Prothis fucking kid
where ogogee banner
>>507553470Hina was the one who did all the work for Eden Treaty, she wanted peace between Trinity and Gehenna
I have a large salary
>>507553625>Hina was the one who did all the work for Eden TreatyEXCUSE FUCKING ME
>>507552670Mind wiring me a 100?You know, since it's Christmas. Don't be a Grinch now.
Merry Christmas to the guy who attacked me 5 times this morning and went 0/5
>>507553318Very cute.I especially like the Hinata.
>>507553763You are excused
>>507553625wrong
>>507553814Sent.
>>507553905You're a mean one.
>>507550781Buncha long sleeved shirts, 2 pairs of jeans.
>>507554013Konoka
>>507554013peebooki
>>507554013Pyjama Koyuki
>>507554050
>>507554050that was quick
>>507553318I love my cute princess
Is gyudon any good?
>>507550781Water cooler for my new rig, $600, smoothie maker and some pralines.
>>507554050ACAB
is this a good roster for the current set?do I just ako/himari buff dHina and spam dHina shots?
>>507550781coal
>>507553625She just wanted to tardwrangle Pandemonium Society. But Makoto's autism is too strong to be contained.
>>507554338Very. But I'm still more of an oyakodon person
>>507554338yeah, it's pretty tasty
>>507554474You're doing a barbecue?
>>507554425Set is resistant to EX damage, you have to use units that either deal a lot of damage with AA or who's EX consists on buffing their AA, like Serika or bYoshUse dHina to break the red ball tho
>>507554338it's just meat on rice.
>>507554596Miyako
She was right
Shimaidon.
>>507554596>>507554656Ouch
>>507554656Very well then.
>>507554345I saw water cooler and thought of waterjanny
>>507554656Rangeban kousagi park.
>>507554050holy sex
>>507554050expect it soon
>>507554656What an awful way to end Christmas
>>507554719Miyako is hot though
>>507554740
Rangeban FOX Squad
>>507554781do a version with her unique face too
>>507550205Then who eat hot chip and lie?>XAXA2
>>507554614I borrowed a maxed out bYosh and it just deleted the bossthanks
what did she mean by this?
miyako is based and her popularity will keep growing as newanons who actually read the story and not a shitposter summary are increasing in number
>giving expensive gifts to your niece to create feelings of obligationcya later virgins
>>507554967She meant shove your hands inside her tiddies.
>>507554994
>>507555021Akane should be more popular.
Miyako won.
>>507554874will doalso taking the first 3 replies with eligible requests
speaking of set is this a good team?ignore the levels i'll invest later but this should be more than good enough right?
>>507554951You also wanna keep in mind the mechanics for itSet has an AoE damage debuff that you can kinda control by healing one of the pillars on the side, so units close to it will get the debuff, hence you wanna put your damage dealers away from it and bring a healer (usually Kokona)He also has an AoE damage buff, which is the red ballYou wanna break it while it's on top of your team so you get the buff instead of him
>>507555115>>507554980Miyako's popularity in /bag/ itself will continue to fall due to Miyakotards themselves
>>507555227Miyako
>>507555306Correct.
Gogurt stocks will rise
>>507555306Opposite actually because of the anti-Miyakoseethers who won't stop crying about her
Faggot trying to create drama *yawn*
>>507555373nobody ever posts or mentions this character but you btw
Kayoko's angelic voice
I'd fuck Eimi over HimariI'd fuck Rio over HimariI'd fuck Reijo over KisakiI'd fuck Ako over HinaI'd fuck Hinata over SakurakoI'd fuck Hanako over Koharubut for some reason I'd fuck Kokona even before considering Shun for sex. Why does this chinchilla exhibit intense eroticism and sex appeal even more than the huge breasted students I love so much??
Just read Volume 2. Why the fuck do people here like Rio? She's a bitch to Aris for no reason. Fuck her. I was honestly hoping she'd die and I'm disappointed she wasn't.
where is ayumu's christmas line
>>507555432wrong
>>507554013PJNoa/Yuuka
>>507555470Rimu's doom
>>507555486her body
>>507555480wide hips eleven years old
I love Otogi though
nikowife
>>507555486She should have died
>for no reason
merry wakamomasu /bag/!
>>507555594sexy mama...
>>507555317fuck you miyako already has one >>507555510note taken
>>507553625What peace? There hasn't been a single instance of conflict between trinity and Gehenna. (unless you count the fair competiton of the halo festival, but if that counts, then Kivotos in currently embroiled in a world war involving literally everyone, in other words, its thuesday)
>>507555673merry christmas
>>507555693Take your time.Merry Christmas, anon.
Sensei owes Miyako sex
>>507555227Pajama yuuka
>>507555673
>>507554013ribbon wrapped naked seia
>fast thread on christmasalive game
nagisa's christmas pudding is actually her pussy, just thought i'd let the senseis here know that
Thank you Kokona
It's good to spend pyros for refreshing and leveling up quicker?I'm only level 27 and honestly just 90 pyros seems like a good deal for 300+ apIt's less than 3 story missions
>>507556278No, you need those to roll
>>507556170>Kokona
>>507555480A great mystery of the universe.
>>507554338But that is ramen?Gyudon is beef and onions boiled in onions sauce. of course it is good
>>507556346Kissing this Kokona on the forehead!
>looking through the novel section of pixiv>see thisI can understand drawfag secondaries, but how the fuck are you going to write fanfiction when you never played the fucking game?
I can forgive Miyako, but I will never forget what she told me...
What’s the better pick for a starter account roll, Iori or Aru? Gotta be Aru right?
>>507556550Red content is more common at the start of the game, yellow at the middle and blue at the end
>>507556550Iori gives you a free win button
>reach round 9 of box exchange>now it's 3 shards per per entire roundI don't think doing it further will be worth investing my APs. Am I wrong? (I've cleared the entire vest shop)
Videogames aren't fun anymore
Aru is the best girl in this game. I have no proofs, but I have no doubts either.
>>507556698Skill issue
>>507556672>>507556685Trying to give a friend advice, he’s doing the initial rolls and can pick between either, I’m leaning more on Aru since she takes longer to farm and is also decent in PvPHe can easily get Momoi and Nonomi to deal with yellow anyway
>>507556698Look for a different activity
tea party christmas
>>507556697No you are right.ALL box events are shit for welfare.
>>507556698But thats all you have left, so boot them up and hope you won't wake up tomorrow.
>>507556513Remember touhou? yeah that's how.
>>507556698I think this to myself sometimes but I force myself onto a game and end up playing it for a few hours.
I refreshed each round after I hit kirino ligma and the two 10x lifevestsSome rounds I barely opened 100 boxesDid I brick myself
>>507556879Well, then I'll just focus on getting both event currencies and go do normals during the next week.
>>507556698You need some physical activity.
>>507557019Depends on how bad you need those mats
>>507554013Bazoos
Mom gave me cash for Christmas.
https://youtu.be/wipbIz4dzIo?si=NpOU4mnR5mb6huzPHere I thought i was schizophrenic when i think there is something different with cherino l2d than what i rememberThey actually did rewrite last few bits of cherino l2d lines from cbt to the released game
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/125538989sexo
>>507557379boring
Almost there!!!
>>507557343Cherino really is a woman
>>507556513Consider bullying them into reading the story or going away.
>>507557535Nice
>>507557579sex
>>507556698Speak for yourself, I've been having a blast the past few days.
Where Otogi banner?
>page 3
>>507557649but he is speaking for himself
>>507557613big forehead
>>507556838Tea party love
Merry Christmas /bag/ love you all and to another year
nap timehave a good christmas okay
>>507557938Forehead Archive
>>507557901
xmas is already over in japan
I am the Hina of Chrismas Eve. I bring presents to all good Senseis. You have been a good Sensei. Tell me the thing that you most desire!
...
Dafuq is her problem?
>>507555480You are me
>>507558418what's upbing?
>>507558471Lack of a father figure in her childhood.
So I guess next week will give us the new shorts series.Imagine Ako Shorts.
>>507558534wow, this meeting must have been fate then! I’m the perfect man for her
>>507558398Makoto
Hina hates Juri's cooking
>>507558591Cumming in Ako on a dangerous day as she tells me to pull out while leglocking me
>>507558398Sex with these two
lolicon pervert
wheres everyone?
All this christmas art is making me realize how sad it is we only got 1 christmas alt event.
Foxes are gross and smell bad!
>>507558938Probably in r/a/dio.
Merry Christmas, /bag/.
>>507558752>tells me to pull out while leglocking mewhy is ako like this
My gift this christmas for students is sexThat's a joke, a teacher would never lay his hand on his precious students
>>507558938I'm trying to find strength to get out of bed and do something.
Foxes smell good
>>507558938Watching retrolongplay.
>>507558398IRL Hina
>>507558398To be happy
Merry Zoosmas
Fuck Guns 'N' Roses without SlashA real man never uses hair product unless he's blackToilet paper is for queersGargling after a blowjob is how they make light beerYou can't have no fun with an unloaded gunMy dad says that's for pussiesAin't gonna lift the seat to whizzJust 'cause it's called men's gymnastics doesn't mean it isThis Fairtrade coffee tastes like gayNow seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaugheyYou can't have no fun with an unloaded gunMy dad says that's for pussiesLibraries, back-up parachutes and the Versailles TreatySeatbelts, hurricane warnings and anti-freezeRogaine, helmets, CPR and Kenny GWheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille and harmoniesJohn Wayne would never use a surge protectorYou can't have no fun with an unloaded gunMy dad says that's for pussiesYou can't have no fun with an unloaded gunMy dad says that's for pussiesYou can't have no fun with an unloaded gunMy dad says, my dad saysMy dad says that's for pussies
>>507558062ZOOS DAY MOTHERFUCKERS
>>507559505Oh yeah, it's zoos's birthday now
>>507558938It's prime christmas morning time bro
It's my wife's day
>>507558982It flopped due to the writer making Mine a bitch, so they gave all future Christmas events to Millenium
>>507559227Otogi's smelly spats...
>>507558938EoS
>page 1
Horn pulling for Christmas
>DJ Mary: Today's first message is from an anonymous person named "S from Schale">DJ Mary: ...Is there any point in this anonymity?Lol.
>>507559635Break her neck, Sensei.
>>507559274>Lolifags: Ummmmm, actually it's not pedophilia because they are not real okay????>Also lolifags: God I wish they were real to have sex with themMake it make sense
>>507559714why is sensei so dumb
>>507559728you should be jealous of niya in this situation, chise
how likely is it that next jp anni will have an ohio caseoh sized dual banner?
>>507559785Alice wasn't lying.
Sex with children
>>507559728You're next. Gimme those horns
>>507559785that's not Sensei and I'm NOT dumb
>>507559820No banner can be as big as CaseOh.
>>507559781but hina is almost legal
>>507559785What do you mean? She obviously meant Sora
>>507559781If they were real they'd stop being lolis and just be petite women, and the underage things fixes itself in time
>>507559728How about i will break your hymen, Bad Chise?
The idea of sex with Hina is disgusting, but not for any anti-pedo moralfaggotry reasons.
>>507559879You're next. Gimme that dick
Niya doko
What students are worth using the Set HP thing on? So far just used it on nyKayoker
>>507558002ToT
Fubuki cunnilingus
BING MERRY CHRISTMAS
>>507560252The bonus is like 2% at max, at least for now.Just use it on you main tank or dps, or striker supporter.Or your wife.
just finished reading the storysensei did fuck all throughout the whole thingeven fubuki is more useful
>>507560252you max out your wife and then ignore it because it costs ten gorillion T1 mats and those don't grow on trees
>>507560356oh sensei fucked all, alright
>>507560252insignificant bonus not even worth the resource sink
>>507560295Yes
why are some students human, some students cosplaying as animals, some students literally part animal, and some students part demon?
>>507560456sexo
I'm dreaming of a white Bingmas
>>507560252Used atk on Nonomi.Healing on Koharun.HP on MIka and Yuukek.
ReminderIchika is uglyChiaki is uglyKonoka is ugly
>>507560295>>507560456YOU CANT DO THATSHES A COP
>>507560678Ichika has the NTR smile, it unsettles me
>>507560713Cops deserve some love too.
>>507560713fuck the police
Ichika impregnationChiaki impregnationKonoka TRIPLE impregnation
>>507560678and the prize for the most homosexual sensei goes to you
>>507560726>NTR smile
>>507559878I'm trying to, bwo
>>507560796think this guy might have a type
>>507560880
>>507560874iykyk
>>507560678Reminder You are ugly Your mother thinks you are ugly Your father thinks you are ugly The whole of your family thinks you are ugly
Why are alts in this game hornier than the original version?Maybe it's just me but reading the Christmas lines is:>Normal version: Sensei it's Christmas, let's have a good end of year!>Alt version: Haha sensei wouldn't it be CRAZY if we fucked right now on Christmas haha as a joke haha
>her christmas present is a conbini food she brought from angel 24>she couldn't normally afford food to begin withGoddamit
>>507560975That the point of alts in every gacha game
what the fucksamsung store is OPhow long have they been doing this discount thing because I haven't done it for the 2 years ive played and bought pakeji
and?
>>507560997only someone that really loves you would do that
>>507560997HIROY LOVE
>>507560713Cops deserve love too.
Birthdays are for fags.Only retarded fags celebrate becoming old.
Strange, i tapped my Shun a few times in lobby, but she didn't say anything about Christmas...
>>507560909sex with jks my wife isn't as casual as those three but she is also a jk so I hope her alt is sex
>>507561242You have to leave the screen and come back for it to trigger
>>507561242it's when you enter in the lobby DUMBASS
>>507561258What the hell is wrong with those girls?
>>507561282calm down ako
Ako got coal
>>507555243>has Lv89 units>most units are Lv70No, anon. That is not a good team. That is a deathwish.
>>507561270>>507561282Shocking truth.
>>507561334The coal is my penis
>>507561357I said i'll level them up is the comp good?
>>507560997>but she, out of her poverty, put in everything—all she had to live on.
>Log into PVP>Everyone is level higher than me>Refresh>Refresh>Refresh>Finally someone at my level>LosePVP becomes better when you are max level right?
>>507561501LmaoLol
>>507561501xd
>>507561501lol
>>507561501yeah definitely
>>507561501Not really, enjoy comfy low lvl pvp. High lvl is full of autists that log in multiple times a day to hold top 10
>>507561501anon.....
>>507561602That laptop fucking sucks
Is ChristmasEveryone here should put level 1s in their defense formation.Especially people in my bracket.
>>507561501>PVP becomes better when you are max level right?
>>507561740Then why the fuck are anon rolling everyday hopping for one to drop.
>>507549479Hinata, my beloved
>>507561746>>507561835Fuck you Zoos, your birthday won't be celebrated this year.
>>507561501It uh becomes different
>>507561501It becomes a 50/50
>>507561740I'm cancelling the planned laptop craft you were going to have this afternoon. Weapon part time.
Nexon christmas gift
Yeah Saori...just keep the mask on, okay?
>>507562006Alright, I'm convinced
>>507561054sauce? perhaps from kuragesensei? I can't find it. maybe from his suspended xitter?
Stop dooming all over the newcuties.
>>507562094How are her new momotalks? are they good?
>>507562159It's bloody PVP.He needs to LIVE and LEARN.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRESgqJIsoo
>>507562145yes it's from one of his suspended accounts
>>507562192yeah
>>507562192She's very desperate to fuck (You).
WTF??? I WANT TO FUCK SANTA NOW????
Happy birthday to my adorable daughterwife Azusa.
Suzumi alt when
>>507562234However, Sensei is a teacher, not a fucker
>>507562006This is why we should beat gehennoids to death.
>>507562181NOT THE SLOPPY 3 AM BLOWJOB AGAIN AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>507562159This is a dog world, they should be prepared for everyday's humiliation ritual.
>The scatnigger stayed here all night during christmas eveI guess even his family got tired of his shit lmao
>official new artuzwa...
>>507561740
Which student would goshling over Sensei
Z O O S OOS
>>507562339
>>507562467None.I will be the only one who Gos.
>>507562424Trinitymbine is closer every day.
>>507562467Wakamo, Hina, Kuroko
>Fukka and Haruna YuriAnother one on the list
>>507562467
I fuck son
>>507562424LEISA IS A FUCKING ROSER
>>507562457I can't wait for her momotalks
What did you get for christmas?
>>507562502
>>507562424where is suzumi
>No koyuki doesn't deserve all the bullin-ACK
>>507561501Anecdote from last night. Log in, rank 11. Attack 7, lose, change teams, attack 7, win, attack 4, win, attack 1, lose, change teams, attack 1, lose again because the guy in rank 1 was watching his battles and changed defenses after he saw me attack him. Claim at rank 4. Tab back into another game. Cafe headpat interaction timer goes off. Tab back into Blue Archive. I've dropped from rank 4 to rank 11 again in 15 minutes. The guy who was rank 1 has been attacked, lost, got a lower rank than me, then used me, specifically, to climb back up even though I'm not ideally positioned 3 places ahead of him. And he refreshed. Twice.
>>507562674
I know>PVPBut is Shun the only fucking unit that targets DPS before tanks?
>>507562894Kirino will attack the farthest? student with her normal
>>507562770if meru looked like this i'd be a fan
>>507562825I don't think I'd even notice if shit like this happenedPVP niggers are a trip
>Azusa is actually cute>None of the zoo posters told uswtf
>>507562964But she look like that
>>507562893
Choose one.
>>507562825This is why you NEVER attack when people are claiming pvp coins, it's a fucking shit show
>>507562424all the other kids with the pumped up kicks
>>507563036you're supposed to find this out in Vol 3 and her momotalks especially her L2D by yourself bro
>>507563074wrong, meru has the worst hairstyle in the game and it's not even close
>start reading Vol 1 Ch 3 because guide task>it STILL isn't finished and I get cucked by a cliffhangerWhat the fuck Nexon
>>507563142If I wait, I end up in the 30s.
>>507562424
[-]
I hate Tamamo so much
im thinking child
Meru looked good in the onsen event.
>>507562770I for one love the exposed forehead. I think her hop springs version is absolute sex
>>507563184idk man I don't really like base Saya's hairstyle more
>>507563036>>Azusa is actually cute
the whistle stays onhttps://litter.catbox.moe/zqx8zg.jpg
/bag/ is a POOzu HATE general, right?
>>507563080
>>507563205It's not finished until the week of bluefes + the part before it releases the week before
>>507563430We hate all gamers equally...maybe Momoi a little more
meru was the creepy fat girl who drew weird gay furry porn in your university otaku club and that's why i don't like her
>>507563430Yes, I hate poozu
>>Azusa is actually cute
https://x.com/cyclops_cyclops/status/1871933804950261904
>>507562894if you use certain formations and units, the tank positions will make it so students target backliners instead of the frontliners. The classic example (Tsurugi+Shiroko) is used to snipe Shun out. Remember that you're only "forced" to target units if they use a taunt effect. Everything else is pure positioning.You can fairly reliably kill the enemy backliner that uses the bottom cover on this map, since she will be targeting a tank or (if it's shun and she uses her EX) tsurugi.
>>507563184>>507563325Both of them look better with their bangs down
>Done with event story>Done with S.Kanna momos>No more Kanna contentNo... I need more Kanna...
>>507563184>meru has the worst hairstyle in the game and it's not even close???
>>507563184That would be Marina
>>507563551I did this las night
>>507558752>”today is a dangerous day so make sure you pull out”5 mins later>”SENSEI I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE, PLEASE CUM INSIDE”>leglock, arms wrapped around back, biting the shoulder, digging her nails deep enough to cause bleedingthis is my fetish
>>507563626>posts best hairstyle in the game
>>507563184You misclicked on your keyboard and typed "Meru" instead of "Neru".Common mistake.
>>507563205You can get the guide task ticket without touching V1C3. They drip fed it like this originally because they genuinely expected people to step away from the game entirely to watch the anime as it was airing.
Time changed, we're differentBut my mind still says redundant thingsCan I not think?Will you love this part of me?My lover is a day I can't forgetFurthering my distance from youRealistically I can't leave nowBut I'm okay as long as youKeep me from going crazyKeep me from going crazyStraight up ahead you'll find a signThat says you can't get by with a lieBut if I stayed away by a thread from the glory pathAnd made my life harder, lying 'bout the stupid shit I sayThen you wouldn't know a single thing aboutHow I feel about youAnd those really dumb things people feelI'll take the bumpy road, it'll probably break my legsAs long as I don't show you what's ruining my headFunny thing about you is you read me pretty wellBut you haven't found me yet at the bottom of the wellAnnoying you with smoke signals, asking you for help'Cause your immediate presence lifts me straight away from hellMe and Mr. Heart, we say the cutest things about youHow you seem unreal and we'd probably die so quick without youSuffocated from the radiated air around usFull of happiness we don't haveBrightness gone, so dark without you, girlTime changed, we're differentBut my mind still says redundant thingsCan I not think?Will you love this part of me?My lover is a day I can't forgetFurthering my distance from youRealistically I can't leave nowBut I'm okay as long as youKeep me from going crazyKeep me from going crazy
Plain white
>>507563626?
>>507563436
>>507563709She lied
>>507563626then why does the most popular student in the game have the same hair
why wont they just apply real AI in momos? imagine the chat logs
>>507563542That girl gave insane head which is why I like Meru
my wife Mika
>dolphin shortsnot fair
>>507563709>No laceUtterly sovlless. Chibidevs have fallen.
MARRY CHRISTMAS
>>507563551
>>507563787At that point just go to /trash/ and do it with an anonWe have a lot of BA posters in all the ERP and NTR generals
>>507563757
sniff sniff
>>507563626I like big buns and I cannot lie
>>507563908Let me take her to dinner first at least.
>>507563930>sloppa>broken wings
If you're a gehennoid, you're stupid and I don't care about your opinion.
>we
>We
Remember to NOT post censored bare Azoos tits.Mods are finicky as shit.
>>507563930kill yourself
>Christmas Day>Scatspammer spamming for the last 30 hours You guys are right, he really is a miserable person.
>>507563979no
>>507563964>I like this toy because it reminds me of Senseiyou BITCH
>>507563908But you can't marry christmasMerry christmas anon
flat sex
>>507564018I don't have any zoos images
>>507561665You are posting this
>>507564089>>507563982my mistake sorry
Trolling through pixiv novels, I found one about Hare installing DOOM on a vibrator. I have to give them props for creativity https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=22661976
>>507563942
chirp chirp
I don't have any Christmas Zooses, so the best I can do is a comfy one.
>>507563942sensei is a SLUT
>>507562894>>507563553Doesn't she simply attacks the farthest one?
>>507563184>>507563626Two gay posts!
>still here on christmasunironic human trash>b-but you are tooNah
>>507564187Post a better image (not AI) and I'll forgive you
>>507564337Shun attack anyone with the highest attack.
>>507563964Which bond gears were added this patch?
>no one here has any zoos imagesVery sad
>>507564442>Nahyuh
>>507564475HinaHoshinoChise
>i'm going to alice>small bombs exploding in a stomachmy goal for 2025 is figuring out what these memes mean
>>507564442Nu
>>507564508You just want more zoos images
>>507564442For all we know he could be sat besides Musk, with a cellphone is his hand
She can no longer be stopped
>>507564591gottem
>>507564542>small bombs
Late (again) headpat reminder.
>>507564680
>>507564442Being here today generates even more metaposts later.
Defund the Prefects
>>507564726Why do people keep gushing over this trash artist is beyond me
>>507563964>top five best toys to give to a special friendHina... friendzoned...
I can't reach kemono, but it's supposedly not down for anyone else
>>507564337no? If you use Utaha, watch how Shun (when using her EX) behaves when the turrets drop. Most of the times she'll have to retarget them since they have a pretty high attack stat.To give you a direct example, watch who Shun shoots this whole time. It's not Saori, who would be the farthest.
Juri HATE
>>507564463
>Defund the Prefec- AIEEEEE PLEASE DON'T HURT ME HINA
zoos is a traitor btw
>>507564227Kek
>>507565192Forgiven
>>507564097Mental illness for a reason
Wife
>>507565267
comfy
nobody loves you btw
>>507565135It only updates patreon garbage these days anyway
>ZoospamSensei doesn't love grumpy students.
>>507563687
zoos the azoooooooooooooos
Hey, Sensei. Want to hear a joke?You're a niggerfaggot, lmfao.
Merry Rizzmas
>>507565137maybe she's out of range?
>>507565434I hope so, you are only ever free when you don't have to take anyone else into consideration
Rather than insulting or intimidating, this is adorable. It's a child trying to act like a shitposter she read on the internet forums.Kek
>>507565645Did she learn that one from Momoi?
>>507565793Fat fuck.
>challenge 3>kanna on her way to snap your neckgiwtwm
>>507565820>>507565820>>507565820
What's up dog
>>507565661no dude, she's specifically targeting the highest attack on the field. If she's out of range of the highest attack stat she moves to get in range.take a look at what happens when the big turret drops herehttps://litter.catbox.moe/unw0aj.webm
>>507563213And if you know how to attack you can go from 30 to top 10 and even top 1, what's the issue?
>>507565763YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO FEEL IRRITATED DAMMIT
>>507565793Fat
>>507565871Chinese bracket with <24 hour team swaps.
>377
Do we move, wait for a new one, or bump and move?
>>507565763>little churro doesn't know sensei is a bonifide shitposter
>>507565993stay
I don't post in early threads sorry
Move but necrobump this one very slowly.
>>507565993Bump and move to show jannies they're fucking retards for allowing early threads
Doesn't it make more sense to bump this one quickly?
>>507565850>early thread>hifumi taking the spotlightneck yourself
Yes but it'll be a funny Christmas prank to show the dumbass jannies why early threads are bad if we have 10 /bag/ threads up.
I'm the only one that likes azusa btw
>>507566343i made this post btw
I fucked Azusa.Right in her Azussy.
>>507566343>>507566369i don't remember making these posts
Nobody likes Azusa, but everybody loves Zoos
proof?
>>507566343>>507566369>>507566405>>507566416All me
>we like Zoosie now
I like Azu's ass.Azu has no tits.
>now
>>507566632Azu has no ass either
Cowtools.
>>507563171Adult pussy would never say this to me
Do not fuck azusa, she's retarded
Finish your threads, retards
She's not retarded, just special
Not posting on the early sample thread.
>>507566883Specially retarded.
Should I even bother making another thread?
Post the best zoos image you have if you like her
It won't work but give a try I guess.
don't make a new thread the best gift today is death
>>507566914The schizo is bumping his own thread from two devices. Not the first time that he does that, and it doesn't help that the Twitter tourists are helping the faggot
>>507567017It's worth a try.
>>507567017nyes
at least it's almost bed time
>>507567329>>507567329>>507567329
>early>spampostinghmmm nyo. Today I will make some bacon and eggs.
fucking retards...
>>507567359>The guy that always makes a thread 200 posts early>Then reposts the thread>And reposts>And reposts>Seething people aren't using his thread You know who it is
We achieved the happy ending...
Mods have the day off it seems.
