>>507694691>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjonghttps://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>/mjg/ sung a Christmas carolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFIcd0iQ0Qc
Wanjirou sexo
Kodomo?
koko
>>507825387Shadows House collab when
kokomo
>>507825386why do you want to play strip mahjong with a dog
Mahjong?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vgZfpLmdAU
Play mahjong, acquire mahjong gf
>>507826664>mahjong gfthey're all fat but hairless
>>507826714Is this better?
>>507827332holy chinkoid
>>507827332>tits bigger than ass and thighs combined
>>507827332I know this guy
Summer Camp Director here.In light of last year's incident, please alert the group chat if you have Monkey Pox.That is all for now.
>>507827519It's a man wearing a prosthetic bust.
burger meetup doko
>>507827725>a prosthetic busthow do you get a prosthetic for something that didn't exist?
>>507827852That's not what prosthetic means
>>507828243are wigs prosthetics in that case?
>>507827849>Chudistannothing ever happens
>>507828504YesSo are fillings and technically glasses
I hate searching for mjg in the catalog and seeing different generals, it really triggers my autism
>>507828775Put the slashes in then retard
200/202 WWYD
>>507828775>don't bake until page 10 REEE>don't bake until archived REEE<you are here>>don't bake until Majsoul EOS
>>5078289231s8s
>>507828935Search mjg in the catalogue you retard/gflg/ has a url with mjg in it
I had a chance for tenhou....
>>5078289236s1s
>>5078289231s6s
>>507828923>only two moreNyo...6s6s
>>5078289231sthat shape!!!! its that shape 6s :D
>>5078289236s5p were going for ryuuiisou
>>507828935Xitter escapee or reddit tourist?
Catgirl sexer
>>507830035Gacha tourist from some other general
>>507830180No shit
>>507830035>>507830180that's been a posting template on /v/ for half a decade nownewfaggot much?
I just woke up from a dream where I was hugging an extremely good smelling taller schoolgirl in a cardigan and skirt uniform. It's over for me isn't it.
>>507830513whats /v/? maybe you should go back there if you like it that much
>>507830513And /v/ is 99% xitter touristsFit in, faggot
>>507830668>>507830683maybe you two should KISS and go back to /jong/
>mentions another board>gets called out>tells us to go to another boardare you retarded?
>I-I'm not a newfag, I'm from nu/v/ Absolute state of newniggers
>>507830513>5 years>oldfaglmfao
>>507828718Ehh, I wouldn't count glasses. They're corrective equipment, not a replacement.
>>507827849Do you want to end up in news or list of police casualties?
>>507828923I don't know.
>>507828923199: Author is allergic to shanpons so probably break a pair. 1s?200: Need to drop a pair and maybe turn the three into a ryankan. Maybe keep 46s for aka acceptance, so 8s.
>>50783062The struggle of brown manlet from Deli in Canada...
>>507830914Most of 2024 /a/ is full of /v/irgins and shonenfags who don't watch anime outside of DB and OP anyway. They're 90% the same. Sadly.
>>507831512why's the heart pink
Yuzu and Kaavi, sitting in a treeK I S S I N G.
>>507831631h-how lewd
>>507831565Because it's pink
>>507831682pink is a girly colorare you a girl?
SEX with PINKS
What, you wasted less years of your life in this website than I did? You must be a homosexual
>>507831972I am.
>>507828923iisouiisou
>>507831557>amount of users post 2020 is significantly bigger than all the previous years combinedWe have a shitskin flood that brings bot cancer, boards mean nothing when 80% of users are brown subhumans
>racism outside of /b/
>>507832297>boards mean nothingonly the blue boardsporn corners of this site are still safe
I'm non-white but I want to marry a white woman, you mad?
>>507828923>>507829008>>507829146>>507829156>>507829219>>507829375>>507829770>>507829786>>507831362>>507832281
>>507832851>naka tobi toitsu
>>507832851>both were 6s for ukeireOkay I admit defeat for this one.
HOW DO I CALCULATE UKEIRE?!
>>507833439maybe you should give semeire a chance one of these days?
>>507832851>only one anon got it rightStrongest mahjong community in the west ladies and gentlemen
>>507832851>PLEASE DO NOT EVER FORGET THISI won't, I promise!
>>507833439with your fingers
nakadashitoitsu
The Akagi rerun better include Washizu-oujousama
>>507834343is the ojou in the game not good enough for you?
>>507834343Washizu could've had a bratty granddaughter if the manga wasn't written by the guy who hates women.
>>507834451You can never have enough ojousand we don't have one that goes OH-HOHOHO~ yet, though they're saving that for Saki part 3 admittedly
I go oh-hohoho when I play mahjong
>>507834451magyar oujou isn't prestigious enough
>this emote doesn't have tapioca balls because the dragon brat hates tapiocaDeepest lore
>ywn be the butler of an ojou
needs more hags
>>507834486>hates womenBased FTMK
>>507834486She would have been shipped with Akagi and he wants him to remain pure.
>>507834486if FKMT hates women then why did he created the hottest woman in manga?
doko
>>507832483lmao
Character for this feelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YbMGW6xSzw
>>507839691https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOUHv0KxnxUlove this show, it's stupid in all the right ways
>>507833603I got it right but I didn't post
>>507840617me too but the anon posted the answer sheet right after i was about to post
>>507838398The hottest woman in manga is Yotsuba from KamiNomi
I tried watching Pon no Michi but it puts me to sleep and I don't understand anything in the trollsubs besides /mjg/ and Mahjong Soul stuff
>>507842096>anything in the trollsubs besides /mjg/ and Mahjong Soul stufflike what?
I don't remember this characterWhen is she on rateup?
>>507842550>she
>>507842550When you post futa of her ill greenlight her rateup
>>507842191The Mahjong Soul episode, RB1, lobbies, friendlies
>>507836350>the dragon brat hates tapiocaWhy?
>>507842550I know you're making a joke but there's a massive Adam's apple anon
>>507843060no, I meant what kind of jokes you didn't understandpost a joko from the subs
>>507836350I thought she is drinking my milkshake. She drinks it up.
>>507842894Jennifer Egan?
that apple? My balls
>>507843440>/jong/ ritualpost
>>507843415Literally everythingThey talked about Starcraft at one point and I never played that
>>507843665Really? Never been there, I've seen it in /mjg/ for a week or two before it stopped being posted. Assumed it was a There Will Be Blood reference.
>>507843665That ritual was never posted in /jong/
>>507843839>>507843894it was a /jong/ crossposteras soon as he was spotted he stopped
who the fuck cares man
I moved on to other ritualposts
fag enabling hurts the thread
>>507844101ace detective general
>>507844252More like Ace defective
I love fags. Where all my fags at? Post your balls so we can see the fag support!
I am an Ass Detective
This wouldn't have happened if TO just made a damn tourny already.
>>507844591Ascend and become TO yourself, anon
>>507844591More like turdy
Woefully unfunny
yagooey inside
Don't shitpost with emote of my main please. If you wanna shitpost use Koromo or Yuzu.
>>507844591
no koko?
I like asura because it lets me get double yakumans
Roger
>>507845759I shitpost with whoever I want and how am I supposed to know what your main is?
>>507827715W-what happened last year?
>>507845934>>507845880
I'm going to summer camp with polio
d-don't s-s-shitpost with e-emotes of m-my main p-p-please.
I'm going to summer camp. They are going to need my detective skills to solve anon's murder
I love shitposting.
I am going to kick you in the balls. Also, room Majsoul Friends Room 16032(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=16032
>>5078463623/4
If the shitposting stops, we will know exactly which 4 anons are responsible
>>507844450Krist Eve...the fifth player, lying hidden somewhere in this parlor. The one they call the Ultimate Mahjonger...Watch out for her.
>Find old computer that I haven't used in forever>/mjg/ thread from 2008 still cached
>>507846362started
>>507847047>all of those anons are dead now
>>507846728If everyone is shitposting optimally they'll stop whenever any koko they aren't in starts to place blame on the players in there, knowing this the players must begin shitposting while playing to avoid blame. Thus a koko should never lead to shitposting stopping, only the shitposters changing.
It is done. After 46 games in 3 days I finally ranked up to master 3. With this my qualification for the yostar tourney should be assured. My respect for saints has increased by a lot, grinding mahjong is so soul crushing
>>507834486FKMT hates men too, I'm not sure what's your point?Or do you just want to see female goomblers drawn in his style? Weird fetish. anon.>>507834343We have washizu-oujousama at home
>>507847315Remember how hyped we were for the first Saki anime? Now all we get is Pon no Michi
I think mahjong with superpowers is gay
>>507848050I enjoy my mahjong flavored capeshit
>>507847639neatI don't think I'm ever leaving e3 desu
>find old letters from 1920s>/mjg/ discussing adding new rules because chinks are retarded and they are planning to commit war crimes against them
Mahjong with cheating > mahjong with superpowers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH3HaA_2lfUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aunN9WSw1d4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-s0ltXxdhghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAcU-lCgYrg
Cheating is my superpower
>>507848602Anon, superpowers are cheating in disguise.
Luckshitting is my superpower
>find ancient hieroglyphic inscribed tablet>/sjg/ discussing senet because mahjong doesn't exist yet
1 millisecond hindsight is my power
>>507848602These videos are way more impressive once you actually play Mahjong in real life.
Humiliating my opponent is my superpower.
>>507848812Hajime's existence makes me doubt this
>>507848303I don't know what happened either with me in these 3 days. I started playing way more accurately. mortal gave me high 80s to low 90s for basically all my matches. the only tip I can give you is to fold more. I always considered myself someone to fold often, but I definitely folded a lot more than before in these last 3 days. No more dumb mawashis. give me betaori or give me death. Chasing a riichi should be rare, you really want to be the first to riichi or you just fold. And try to stay focussed while folding to not make any dumb mistakes. I only had 6 fourth places, some of them were purely because of bad luck, but I think two of them were because I was put into incredibly tough spots, that would still have been avoidable with perfect folding. I only read RB1 btw, so don't waste your time on other books
2025 is the year of ranked
>>507849983>I definitely folded a lot more than before in these last 3 days. No more dumb mawashis. give me betaori or give me death.But if I fold commentators will call me cringe and soulless, how can I be a famous X if they call me that?
I shall derank in the next 4 days so that I can set getting to master as my 2025 goal
>>5078463623/4 again
>>507843440Cursed reference, as we all know how that ended up...
>>507850250Wanna know a secret?All the commentators are m1 loopers, all. of. themExcept that one in the 'lost' VOD
I don't want to play ranked. It's fucking nothing but full focus mode at all times. Every discard, every draw, you need to play perfectly at all times
>>507850484well sweety, this ain't your average gambling game. this one requires skill and focus
>>507850474What lost VOD?
You now remember the heroes.
>>507849983You were possessed by the spirits of the anons who are no longer with us.
>>507850250>But if I fold commentators will call me cringe and soullessWill you be the famous X if you lose anyways?
>>507850474If it's lost, stop talking about it.
>>507850474I looped inside your mom
>>507849983Does RB1 teach defense?
>>507846362full and started
Why is the Shin Janki upload in the archive so ridiculously compressed?
>>507851682NTA but yes, chapter 8.
>>507851810For the anons who live in The Congo or Australia.
Who is this ossan and why is he allowed to slam the tiles?https://youtu.be/ExDqcAvr2gI?t=75
"Does RB1 teach x"The answer is usually yes
>>507852335will it teach me how to get a gf?
I hate this bitch so much. She’s annoying and I can’t stop gooning to her
>>507852454i love pantyhose so much
>>507851853Thanks
>start game>someone wins by tsumo>my dealer turn>someone gets riichi early and I fold>they win by tsumo I lose 4k points>next turn 2nd plays in putting 3rd further away from me>my face when jong is just about keeping it together and holding your nerve>no-one over 30k yet so we'll go into south if needed>last round of east>start with 2 east and 1 green dragon which is the dora>get a second green dragon dora>rest of hand is mostly done>pon a green dragon>get my last tile for tenpai>eventually someone plays in and I make 8k back jumping into first>still no-one over 30k>get myself close to tenpai pretty quickly but end up furiten from discarding a 9 sou early>riichi anyway because 6 and 9 is still a good wait and we're getting close to the last 20 draws and now I'm more likely to win by tsumo>draw my tile>walk away with 37khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EujDcc2xEUIMan jong in literally the trio, it's all about keeping cool under presure and being rational, know when to push and fold. I would have lost if simply no-one played in and they just won a small hand by they pushed when I had 3 dora...
>>507852318He knows he's up against Tsuchida so he's slamming the tiles on purpose to try to tilt him.
>>507852414It teaches mahjong table manners which you could use to get a gf
>tonpuu
>the hundredth best player in the english server is saint 2none of you will qualify
What's the average rank of /mjg/ Adept II or III?
>>507853014Expert 2
>>507852816what about the 4 anons in the top 100
>>507852816A lot of players either1. don't care about the tournament 2. don't like the qualifier format (only 3 hanchan games)The cutoff will probably be around MS3.>>507853014Expert 1 because they made it out of Silver Room and are scared to play in Gold.
>>507831080>correctiveWhat about things like smartglasses, huh?
>>507853014Adept III/Kekspert I.
>>507853103I'm not scared I just prefer being an foc
>had lunch>smashed potatoes and 2 sausages>my tummy looks like I ate 5kg of meatwtf, it was so little, why I am feeling like about to explote
>>507847315I'm still here.
>>507852816I won't even bother to sign up if the tournament is in the middle of the night on a weekday again.
>>507852318That's Kojima, he founded the JPML.
>>507853378>he fell asleep at summer camp first
>>507853378Starch expands when it absorbs moisture?
>>507852560This is why Ichihime is also best character, she has the same look as Blondie there.
poko doko
>>507853513Renowned cheater as well as just being good at mahjonghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j111VLxdKxk
>>507853116I don't know what you're talking about so they aren't relevant.
>>507853656Don't think that is the reason, but I won't rule it out completely.
>>507854479google lens and such
>>507839691>>507840516GO TO DMC
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dama
>join dama room>complain about dama
>dama roomwhere
>>507854860They are extra irrelevant so no, they don't count as prosthetics either. They don't replace the eyes, they're just extra screens you slap on your face in front of your working eyes. They can't be prosthetics.
dama rooms are the snake, dama is the apple. I use them to see who will give in to temptation
>no kokosMajsoul Friends Room 58400(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=58400
If you don't know by now who dama in friendlies, well, it's about time you did.
>I'm... the famous damafag
>>507855426started
>open friendlist>Casual game Asura friendly match Casual game Asura Asura Asura Friendly match
>>507846362gg, I am kinda sleepy. Yeah that's why I was slow to discard, sorry.
>>5078562094s
>>507856195Please delete me if it bothers you so much.
>>507856209Mawashi with west
>>507846362gg, thanks for the room!
>>507856195oh no, anyway
>>507846362I don't know what I'm doing nyaggs nya
kristeve make a normal south kokono blitz bullshit allowed
>>507856763Make it yourself faggot
>>507856763>bullshit allowed
>>507856829no
7 winsonly seven more wins in a row until I escape expert hell
>log in>play 4 games>hardest and most soul crushing games of my life>just had 4 games like that yesterday as well>and the day before>and the day before as well>and so onWhen do I stop being a FUCKING lucklet and get an easy 1st again?I know those games exist, I've experienced them plenty of times, I've seen others experience them as well, they are in my logs, getting 1st.Motherfucking mahjong fucking sucks
>>507856457>>507856476Mortal folds. I disagree. The scores are way too close. I either get to tenpai or I lose. I dealt in, but I was left with no choice.
No more rigging if I whale, Fu Ji? Pinky promise?
>>507857217nah you could have tried to mawashi a bit longer or hoped he dealt into oya
>>507857046Maybe if you join me koko
Majsoul Friends Room 49644(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=49644
>>507857046Did you win?
>>507857513How does it feel to be a spineless pussy? :D
>>5078576362/4
>>507857816feels like an extra 100 points
>>507857636
day where see takanashihinata-7.png always win
https://x.com/ashabitesu/status/1872453300119023861Catanbros...
>log in>fail the log inUhuh...?
>>507857636startedStarting a fundraiser for this faggot and his puter that cant run tile clacking game
>get nothing the whole game>throw on my jam>immediately land two dealer mangans, 1st place winits as simple as that
>>507858018you logged in before reset, login again
>>507857217if kami isn't in tenpai it'll go to west, if shimo rons kami for less than a mangan it'll go west, if he tsumos before less than a mangan it'll go west, toimen dealing in saves you from last on seating even if it's for 1000
>>507857513I don't like relying on others making mistakes, I think it's a losing strategy.
>>507858168No I didn't, I logged in and yokeks failed to reward me accordingly.I expect compensations for the trouble they caused me.
>>507858337here's your 1000 copper
>>507858280depends on the bakyou, scores are close enough I can see dealer pushing to stop a mangan tsumo. I've definitely had to just hope the dealer wins to get another renchan because my haipai was trash
PEI HANJUKU TAMAGOPEI HANJUKU TAMAGOPEI HANJUKU TAMAGORON OMURICE
>>507858337Check your mail for your 2000 copper a week from now.
Kaavi you fucking nigger
>>507858232>>507858452I see, this is a perspective I didn't consider. I guess I was too focused on my own hand so I didn't pay much attention to dealer pushing. I should have paid more attention to the point bakyou and realized he too had an incentive to push. I guess I'll be more attentive next time.
>>507858636I roll 0
I have an urge to play ranked again after months of not playing ranked...
yagooey
>>507855426gg, thanks for hosting
>>507855426
>>507857636boot it up adepts
ohnononno famous hag what is this?
What's her problem?
>>507857636>dama roomLet me show it's done.
It was a devious plot against me...
>>507857636ggtameron forgiven for now, next time i will nuke your puter fag
>>507860938You sure showed us how to vote abandon when you got dama'd by the clown
What are you guys doing to each other in those rooms?
DAMA NASHINAKA DASHI
>>507861174Just normal A***y room things, nothing special
>>507861270
I bought a desk but I forgot to buy a chair to go with it
>>507861709Good thing you bought a standing desk, right?
>>507861016Good luck hackerman, I don't think you can even figure out what OS I'm running.
>>507861772Standing desk?
>>507861709steal a chair from the pavement outside a nearby cafe
>>507861982Would be easier to just chop down a tree and make your own chair.
>>507861921nyo...
>>507862095Don't be ridiculousWooden pallets are easier to make poorfag amateur carpentry furniture out of
>>507854938She's just like me
the cutest dork
This game is bullshit and pure luck based, zero skill. Sure do love everyone else getting their winning hands in the first 3 turns.
>>507863471Post your ranked info screen.
>>507857636gg
>>507857636ggsterrible luck tonight
>>507857636ggs hag and otokolover
>>507857636ggs watch your back, clown
>>507864178Wait a minute, that artist...
Counting ukeire is so difficult to do on the fly with these wwyds
I've never counted ukeire because it's for fags
>Queue jade room>tsumo>tsumo>tsumo>tsumo
>>507865578
>>507865578Komm süßer TodKomm ew'ge Ruh
>>507865578>Liu Bei is leading in South 4>Lu Xun just pulls out a haneman gyakuten out of his ass
MOEAGATTE AGATTE AGATTE YUKEORE WA NAZE NAZE YUKU?Sore wa ore no kage~NARIYAMANAI ORE NO KAZEROAH! ROAH!*burps*
>counting ukiereIsn't that just looking at the hand and seeing what tiles will advance shanten?
what is ukiere?
Thanks for the invite anon, but I was just about to go off. Have fun!
>>507867148Then number of tiles that advance shanten
Amazeballs.
>>507867210The commentators were to reserved thereWe need a man that needs to be put into a straitjacket in situations like this
That's it. I'm watching Pon no Michi. You can't tell me what to do.
>>507868189Why though?
>>507867689there's only that one guy that pops off
>>507868325Yeah, just lock Hiyoshi in the commentary booth 24/7
>>507868325What is the context of this one?
>>507867689DAI SAN GAN
>>507868253I just drank a Monster Ultra and the alternative is fulfilling my autistic needs by thinking about the ideal mahjong visual novel I'll never make. And I've had enough mahjong for today.
For me, it's our ESL commentators
Actually reading RB1 for the first time, my New Years resolution is to become a Saint player
For me? League Commentators.https://youtu.be/06c35SadIHE
>>507869206
>>507869206kekaroo
Not enough action!https://youtu.be/u1q6KzWh4tA
Who is Saburo?
>>507851050does NYA2K have a card?
>>507864178>>507864534I'll never forget the day that got tweeted out
>>507871114Each team ever created has one.
>>507858004>mommy wont let me dictate her mindspaceabsolute narcissists
>>507870769the tiles look so nice. it's as if I could hold and eat them
K-k-k-k-o-k-o.Majsoul Friends Room 15612(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=15612Room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALVECIUYrGA
>>507860901Gag and rape her until pregnant.
>>507871367
>>507871869I simply deny the existence of gender.It doesn't exist.
>burgers wake up>culture war BS bait from two hours ago gets bittenWhy are you spics like this?
>another game where I lose first because retards feed second place out of spiteI hope they all fucking kill themselves.
>>507872229Just felt like it because I'm bored.
>>507872262for me it's the one where you get 4th when shitters get rewarded for their abhorrent pushesonly games that really get under my skin now
>>507872315Do it on /pol/ instead of shitting up here
>>507871728>240p video compressionholy soul
>>507871717Still 3/4.
>>507871114come play a game at /doko/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEgPBuHRSME
>they started again
>>507871869I strongly agree, fellow white man! I hate transfolx just like all the goyi- I mean, like all other fellow white people, but we have to admit that misgendering is a no-no. Just be nice to them, is it really so hard?
>>507871717Shut the fuck up about politics and join up3/4
>>507872483Thanks for the link I always wanted to play this but didn't know how to play and was too lazy to ask.
>>507872483make a lobby, I need a refresh before tomorrow
>>507870769It always gets me how they rattle off the Japanese names for some things and then suddenly PURE STRAIGHT
>>507872483>has to payI pass
I keep dealing in to terminal waits. Just unlucky or is there a tell I'm missing?
>>507872941I did but no one joined so you make one
>>507871869>genders have been defined as social roleslol lmao even
Bravo burgerkeks
>>507873178you're probably misunderstanding their danger level to begin with, they're not honors
>>507873178terminals are part of ryanmen
>>5078717173/4...
>>507873178While terminals are safer than 456 tiles due to the lack of overlapping waits, there is no necessary reason to think they are safer than any other musuji
>>507871717Started, thanks for joining.
>burger power hours
Counterpoint:Mahjong
>>507873754Science is not real science either, but you fell for the oldest jewish trick in the book.All knowledge is just knowledge.
>>507873898I actually left college after discovering the truth of academia. t. Physics major.
you retards arguing right now better be coming to the meetup. I won't feel as bad organ harvesting you.
ywnbaw
Can we just rangeban America already?
>>507873531Eat a razor blade already.
>women walking in pants instead of dresses/skirts since 60's, social studies claiming gender has nothing to do with what one wears, women can wear anything they want, anything else is patriarchy>men putting on dresses to larp as a woman, social studies claiming it makes them women, because women wear dresses and skirts, gender apparently dictates what one wearsI'd love to debate the mentally ill, but first they gotta make their weird cult consistent.
>>507873405>>507873489>>507873602thanks!
I can't imagine sitting in a parlor and playing mahjong. it's just impossible, tsumoing makes the point numbers so weird. And then you expect me to say the numbers in japenese too?? I feel like the nips would hate me if they saw me wasting time. I also would have to memorize the ruleset of the parlor. And when you consider that it would be the first time that I would be holding tiles in my hand it makes everything twice as difficult. the more I think about it, the more impossible it seems. even if it is a so called "gaijin and beginner friendly" parlor
>>507874059This. Same with homos and state-recognize weddings.>waah! the all powerful and magnificent state, the absolute entity i pray to every election, does not recognize my relationship!State should have nothing to do with stuff like that, ether for homos or normal people. Problem solved. Catholics can go to church and wed their brides, Muslims can have harems recognized by their imam, everyone can do whatever they want.
>>507874590for me its the speed, rl play goes fast you barely have time to think about calling
>>507874590learn japanese
>>507873193I'll try to work up my courage to at some point tonight.
>what have we done?
>>507873531look up the person who conied the term "gender"is prettty dark
>>507875045sorry but I'm going to sleep
>>507874590practice at your local mahjong club
>>507875134John Money, wasn't him? Yeah, is dark, and sad that some people consider it a good thing.
>>507875248I wrote two emails and they seemed like they didn't want anyone to join
>>507874860This. 一萬【イーワン】、三索【サンソウ】、伍筒【ウーピン】, it's actually pretty easy.
Is there a way to limit FPS on the desktop client for Majsoul?
>>507875547>ワン
>>507874069no you will be "coming" to ME so I can harvest your eggs
ロリマンコ!!!!!
>>507875712
this internet "argument" is pointlessshut up and play mahjong
>>507875653三六萬待ち【サブロウワンまち】
>>507876024This is what lack of tournaments does to a thread
>>507858004Likely they live at home/get support from parents because in the situation I've seen with this type of person all it takes is the parent dare ask about getting a job and they have a breakdown, leave and don't come back home for a year. They hold themselves hostage from the parents who love them so they gotta get in line if they want to get a few days a year of family time.
>>507876017>biologicalah you've already lost.
>>507876263He's right. You're literally using their terminology.
Wake me up when the burgers goes to sleep.
>>507876498That is the idea behind timezones, yes
>>507876758Timezones were literally invented to limit the presence of people of particular nationalities on the internet at a given time, yes.
cool, coolHow does any of this relate to mahjong?
We could've had an im@s tournament
>>507876940I would imagine English mahjong players have significantly higher rate of being trans compared to average.
>>507876878>A man deciding to wear the dress does not get to claim possession of female genderExplain this thenhttps://x.com/RiichiCity_JP/status/1860888837175804329
>>507876940It doesn't.
>>507877056All of the TOs hate idolmaster
Life goes on with or without you. Honesty won't always get you where you want to be, but if you keep moving forward, you'll end up back on track.Majsoul Friends Room 84641(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84641Room Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=995t5LFHWtM
>>507876905
>>5078777043/4, waiting on (You).
>>507871717GG, close game.
>>507877967but I'm already there
>>507871717Terrible games, I hate luckshitters
>>507878073>luckshittersjust learn to control the flow lol
>>507877704Started!
>>507877796
RB1 feels kind of outdated in the way that it prioritizes pinfu over open yakuhai hands. Unless you're really far behind you should be prioritizing speed
I see, Yostar didn't release any little girls anymore so they can bring them to their newest game instead.
Would you ever fold against a non-riichi'd opponent?
>>507879060UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>>507879254of course
>>507879254Yeah.
only if they tsumogiri 3 times in a row or have two calls
>>507879254Yeah if they've tsumigiri'd multiple middle tiles in a row then I'll consider it. Same multiple calls that show a confirmed yaku (ie yakuhai).
>dots, circles, bams, poles, scratches
>>507878668
>>5078802121s
>>5078802129m because 1s dealt in
>>5078802129m
>>507880578>>507880607Enjoy your toimen + shimo deal in
>>507880365>>507880483>>507880578>>507880607>>507880783
I'm the hindsight celestial
>>507880857That sucks but I still think 1s was the correct play there.
>>507880857wouldn't have happened in majsoul
>5 ura dora
>>507880148Shut up nerd.
Do I instabond Yuzu when I get her to 5 hearts or do I bond Madoka instead?
book bros, when are you hopping on poko?
>>507881097how? theres 3 8m visible so the change of it being a 78m ryanman is suuuuuuuuuuuper low, while 1s is safe to the first riichi but suuuuuuper dangerous to the second riichier, a chase riichi is much more likely if one of the tiles theyre waiting for is on the first riichi's
>>507881918>super low>other 3 people in tenpaiso one of them have it most likely, you're risking dealing into both shimo and toimen
hmmm this parlor looks retard friendly. maybe even I could play there https://x.com/bellbird2048/status/1743647457572229192
>>507882163then why did your 1s deal in and my intuition built 9m cut didnt huh? huh?? stupid NIGGER!!!! i am the god of mahjong
>>507881918toimen looked like a toitoi hand where kabe won't be effective, 1s is genbutsu to both toimen and shimo and it is sotogawa to kami.
1s was the correct play and dealt in which is why he posted the wwyd, that's why I said 9m
>>507880857I hate it when that happens too. tough luck bro.
>>507881869this guy has a 千 on his forehead
>Carlsen disqualified in New York after refusing to change out of jeans
>>507883270based
>>507883270I hope he told them to go fuck themselves
>>507882393i went to a place called shibuton some months ago in shibuya, they were welcoming and had a translator device as well if you're planning things
>>507883270Maybe he should respect the dress code
>>507883706literally did yes
>>507883270he was losing. he just wanted to look cool
>>507883270Why did they want him to change?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAᵗʰᶦˢ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦnᵍ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ˢᵘᶜᵏˢ
>>507877704GG
Reminder that there are times where you make the right judgment but still lose, it's a game of luck similar to that of Poker. Except you're forced to play instead of immediately folding 92o.
>>507877704gg
>>507877704ggs
>>507884891poker still has plenty of those situations, especially in preflop allins
>>507884891no it's not
>>507883270Who?
>>507874590Go practice at summer camp
>>507880131its coins, stacks, and the many
Name one character with more annoying lines than Ransei.
>>507889035Joshua
>>507889035
>>507889035You, de gozaru
>>507889195Fuck I meant Joseph
>>507889035YuzuFu JiBananaHatGyaru
>>507889035fucking LIN LANG TOTAL LIN LANG DEATH
>>507889035Surprised nobody mentioned Haruna yet
>>507885604quite right*seizes ur flow*
god I love my 18 year old girlfriend.
>>507890207I like how empty her laugh sounds in her dora voiceline
>>507890207. . . !
Is it a common thing to keep a safe tile over perfect iishanten? How useful is a nobetan which can turn into sanmenchan compared to perfect iishanten?
>>507893562Safe tiles are for fags
>>507893562>first partSometimes, like most things in this game it depends. There's the potential of giving up ukeire for a safe tile which would be stupid.>second partWhat like going back a shanten for a potential sanmenchan? Why even bother if you're perfect iishanten?
tourney doko
>>507893562>Is it a common thing to keep a safe tile over perfect iishantenYes. Iishanten to tenpai takes the longest time so having a safe tile for 4 less acceptance is sometimes better.>How useful is a nobetan which can turn into sanmenchan compared to perfect iishanten?Depends. It's better early for upgrades since it also has an easy time making ryanmen and can replace a second pair, but if you end up with it as your final wait you lose pinfu and 2 tiles of acceptance.
>>507893562nobetan is the term for the final wait (for example, waiting on either 5 or 8 on a 5678 shape at tenpai). In general, a four tile sequential sequence is called a yonrenkei
>>507897401MAHJONGAS!
>>507889035PON de bafat!CHII de bafat!
>>507889035Xenia reads the talmud when she discards dora.
Saki rerun when? I want Teru.
>>507895852You don't need to go back in shanten. You just keep a floating number tile at the edge of a sequence instead of a duplicate ryanmen tile. This gives up the guaranteed ryanmen at tenpai for the opportunity to draw into a new ryanmen and then discard an existing one, potentially forming a 5 tile sequence in the process. I think the main arguments for doing this are one of your ryanmen being bad anyway, or you need pinfu for your hand to not score badly.
>>507897951lin lang though?>dora? dora! dora dora dorani dora! dora?
>>507889035momo
My Jyanishi says "8-ball and /mjg/" at least twice per ranked match
SUUANKOU
>>507898241You still have to go back a shanten and cut one of your ryanmen if you draw into a sanmenchan. On top of that you're losing ukeire by discarding a ryanmen+1 shape
>names>sanma
>>507899284You forgot that it's the latest shill client that's totally going to topple Majsoul any day now.
>>507889035the chink panda
>>507899426I don't care for client war shit, I will probably play it a bit.
>>507899257would it really fucking kill you to say english phrases like "tile acceptance" on an english language basket-weaving forum jesus christ
>>507899574It has it's place at least because it includes variants other than Riichi
>>507899650please lurk more
>>507899668Yeah, I've been looking for a chink mahjong client. But still solid chance the other modes (if not riichi too) won't be active or full of bots.
>>507899797i have been, and the moonspeak phrases don't stick. even the english client doesn't use them
hk mahjong chads
>>507899650Sorry, you still have to go from 1-away to 2-away and cut one of your side wait protoruns if you draw into a three-sided side wait protorun complex shape. You're also losing tile acceptance by discarding a side wait + 1 protorun complex shape.
>>507900047fucking thank youit's insane to me that book one, where i learned enough to get from novice to master, is so idolized around here, yet people crucify you if you use any of the terms you learn from it
>>507899257You don't lose shanten, your hand will have 2 sequences, 1 pair, and 3 ryanmen, which is 14 tiles and 6 shapes. You then discard a tile from whichever of the 3 ryanmen is the least useful. Intentionally creating an excess of shapes to trade them out like this is a big part of pursuing additional han (such as dora acceptance) or pursuing specific yaku. Perfect Iishanten is very good in terms of overall ukeire (taking into account the ryanmen tenpai), it can also leave you stuck with a yakuless tenpai or no way out from a bad ryanmen.
>>507900047Please don't say 1-away, say 1-away from a ready hand, I don't know if you're talking about a ready hand or a completed hand thank you.
>>507900440Anon, 1-away always means 1 tile away from tenpai (ready). It does not mean you're currently ready.
>>507899650バカめ,日本語は最高です。
>>507900526You can't just assume I have assumed knowledge like that, please properly define everything you're saying precisely each time you say anything.
>>507898998this girl would make a good plap.
>simple request for english language terminology that was popularized by the iconic into-to-intermediate textbook>bitter weeb contrarian straw-mans it into "you cannot say anything anywhere ever without explaining every single word in your sentence in gory, painstaking detail that no one needs or wants"struck a nerve i see
>>507900951Everyone else in the thread understands the terms or takes the effort to look them up and learn them. You're actively going out of your way to avoid learning game terminology and requesting everyone else change their ways for you. Kill yourself.
>>507900951I mean, the way you asked was pretty rude.
>>507900951you're playing a japanese game and demanding that people do things your way because you're too lazy to learn the terms usedyou're the problem and its why gatekeeping is important. fuck you
Mixed triple chow is not real.
twice twice pure double chow is real
>>507900248>>507900951The book is nice and it covers a lot of concepts that will help new players grow but the choice of terminology is antiquated at best.Most experienced and even new players will just use the Japanese terms because that's what everyone uses now in the west. Mahjong Soul is a bit weird in that sense because they refuse to add romanji yaku names for some reason.
Behold, all sequences
bakyou
TSUMO!MENTSUMO IPPATSU JUNCHANTAIYAOCHUU!YONSEN ORU!
LAWN
>>507902262>YONSEN ORU!God, this part always sounds so nice.
My English-speaking Italian-American Jyanshi likes to hit an ippats' after calling riich' on her chiitoits' while eating manigot' with a little proscuit' mixed in
double ready, one shot, win by self draw, mixed triple chow, terminal in each meld, baiman
How do you say mentanpin in angloid?
>>507902548soulless
>>507901123>ask for meaning of Japanese term>get told there is no English translation
>>507900332I stand corrected, but it depends I suppose. If both ryanmens are healthy than I say just cut the nobetan as it's not worth trying to play around 6 blocks. If the opportunity arrived I'd still be cautious with a nobetan because it's easy to draw into ryanmen + kanchan shape.
>>507902627>Be willing to learn names of entirely made up abilities in video games>Be willing to learn unique game terminology for English speaking games>Get mad about having to learn terms to describe unique scenarios in a game because its base language isn't English
I believe the general has progressed in mahjong knowledge, and the following should be added to the list of expected terminology:>tsumo (in general, not just the yaku)>ankou>ankan>mentsu>toitsu>shuntsu>giri>hai/pai>anzen>agari>>507902262Junchan Ippatsumo is a haneman at minimum.
I cannot read or speak english, let alone japanese.
i saw the vision, but the hand drew
>>507902721*yonrenkei
My favourite chess move is capturing a pawn with a pawn that has just moved the turn prior two spaces by capturing it on the space that it skipped.Do not speak French at me.
>>507903082I sansei this teian, the toki is kita for wareware progress to tsugi no dankai.
>>507902872>missing the point
>>507903245NOBETAN >NOBETANNOBETAN >NOBETANNOBETAN >NOBETAN
>>507903395
>>507900332>>507902721*taatsu
Taatsu and toitsu are way too similar sounding, the other day I found myself mixing them up in my internal monologue.
Majsoul Friends Room 94396(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=94396The fuck did I miss while I was at the bar?
>>507903573>>507903609
If you didn't have an internal monologue you wouldn't have that problem
atama or jantou?
>>507903708>ctrl+f "[deleted]>13 matchesNothing worth it.
>agari Isn't that the online game where you're a ball trying to get big so you can absorb the smaller balls?
>>507903708there was a controversy of jorts being banned for the dokolympics tomorrow
i just got cooked
not the flat hand
>>507903703The taa in taatsu is for 'ta-ta' because the tiles are two different numbers, and thus more distant. The toit in toitsu is for "tight" because they are the same tile, and thus very close.
Head bump is kinda lewd, if you know what I mean
>he won't stop namesposting
gay sex
How's the Toki mango?Been meaning to read it since she's my favorite Saki.
Big announcement tomorrow be sure to log into /mjg/
I won't
I forgot my password.
Some of you are alright. Don't come to /mjg/ tomorrow.
>>507904418It's good. Toki is an adeptchad though.
>>507903708Did it start?
>>507903708Room closed due to lack of interest
I listening to "/mjg/ sings The Twelve Days of Mahjong." It is so heartwarming.
>>507903257au madam mouselleci vou plai cest an vin nione!
My child wife isn't allowed on /mjg/
>>507903257Chess needs to be more chuuni.
ryankan kanchan kanchanbrother i'm sick
>>507908240Embrace your destiny and fold.
On the fourth day of Christmas, mahjong gave to meFour calling kansThree french tilesTwo dora bombsAnd a peafowl for my tenpai!
>>507904974I had to close the tab on the 5th day before I died of cringe
It's great how Christmas lasts twelve days.What a jolly time.
>>507900047I have been playing mahjong for 10 years, saint rank.I can't speed read posts like this.
>>507900248Shan't use cringe euro phrases
Riichi book 1 is the greatest trick they ever played on foreigners, the real mahjong books will never get translated
>>507909460You missed the best part.
>>507911236But Flow Book 1 is already translated.
>>507853378>smashed potatoes
>>507911236With all the resources at their disposal, it’s amazing how many japs are still adeptchads
Your bets?
>>5079141031, 1, then 4+
Heh... dropped a lil' Mangan bomb on 'em.
>>507914103Kaavi halves your gold and you land on the bank (like I did).
>>507914395FUCK YOU
>>507914457
>>507914457>>507914457You're welcome. I, too, would like to make rabbit stew out of that harlot. I would like to give Elmer Fudd a hunting license and declare open season. I would like to accept Yuzu as my new god just to see the skank suffer.
I missed the chest thrice on the trot now, fuck this event.
Is the 689 shape useful in any particular way?
>>507914893(5/6)^3 is like a 58% chance. Nothing unusual.
https://youtu.be/4a6ECpqLGc8>>507915046In my opinion, it give me space to choose if go for all simple, or outside hand.
>>507915220https://youtu.be/mxw8xg1lpp4?si=LFJfaJ0TS3JeKCIq
https://twitter.com/shrdraw/status/1872824705348190445
>>507915046if you're ishanten with 3 finished sequences and still missing your pair/head, then if you draw 7 you can avoid a tanki wait at least
>>507915046689 is basically a penchan and a floating 6. As long as you have the 9 then the 6 can be used for something else, like if 4 or 5 are drawn. If you cut the 9 then you have committed the 6 to the kanchan. The main reasons you'd keep 9 are if you don't have enough blocks yet, or if you specifically want to complete the penchan for the sake of certain yaku like chanta, sanshoku, honitsu, itsuu, etc.
Majsoul Friends Room 96309(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96309
>gold room
>>507918513
>>507903257what's the mahjong equivalent of that? an obscure rule everyone forgets about but that's still part of the ruleset
>>507915046not really. I'd usually cut the 9 pretty quickly
>>507919120either kokushi chankan or pao
>>507889195Dog
>>507919242surely no one forgets pao
>>507919120>en passant>obscure
>>507919338
>>507919120nagashi
>>50791936290% of casual chess players don't know en passant, just because chess had a big online boom recently doesn't mean that the people that learned chess 30 years ago from their grandparents know it
>>507919551en passant patch notes date near 16th century anon
omelette du fromage
>>507913256I'm going to smash Koito
>>507919551We knew about it in elementary school 20 years ago. If you play against computers at all you should become aware of it. I first learned it as my dad had some physical chess board computer thing where lights lit up telling you where to move the computer's pieces and I thought it was broken until I read the rules whenever it en passanted or castled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8xanPdDawEcrow and le book with the other gambling game
>>507880212I discard the client
>>507921024are they streaming over another stream?
>>507881918>don't make the obvious discard, make this other inferior one because I already know the result!Hindsight celestial
>>507893562I don't think it's unreasonable to do sakigiri near the mid game to be able to push safely, but prior to that or even in the late game, it's not worth it
>>507903257It's called the *teleports behind you* move.
>>507900951I was in your camp complaining about the heckin weebs using cringe terminology, but it really is faster and more convenient. Get used to it, newfig
>>507919707>>507920821You guys are missing the Anon's point. He's saying the casual fags are that retarded and don't try to learn the game or play the rules no matter how easy it is you think for them to learn or see it even once.
>>507900951Still waiting for league commentators to do a full English-only stream for league at least once.
>>507889035Yuzu and that shota with pink hair
>>507922301I've only interacted with casuals and most of them knew the rule.
The Passer is only so obscure because the opponent will basically never offer it to you in a game unless they didn't know about it in the first place. It doesn't really have an equivalent in mahjong, in which most things are determined by chance.
>>507915981https://youtu.be/Jy6AOGRsR80
>>507922301>the casual fagsanon, this whole argument is built on an oxymoronwhy in the hell would a CASUALFAG pick up CHESSif you're autistic enough to pick up a tabletop game in adulthood you would learn the rule either through some tutorial or by watching the other player make a broken move you didn't know about, like in another anon's post
>>507922393>all yaku names are taken from burger jong>the rest of the commentary is in japanese
>>507923461It would be funny if m-league did that. They already use REACH and Engrish sounds cool to them.
>>507916371>casual twincest
>>507889035jew
>>507923863Nicolas in Nakadashi's biligual commentary uses english terms like bamboos circles and characters
>>507923334>why in the hell would a CASUALFAG pick up CHESSIt was a FOTM fad amongst streamers during covid lockdowns. We've gone over this already.
>>507925098>bamboos circles and charactershow do you shorten them?do they actually say "one of characters" instead of iiman?
Is chess reddit or 4chan? My dad really likes it but I never got into it. Mahjong can be really infuriating.
>>507925463/chess/ was exiled from /tg/ to this board, so we're both reddit actually
>>507921024crow is finally playing
