Vod of the latest CEOtaku: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2333288676?t=5h28m21sNA TOURNEY #15 VOD:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2315348089EU TOURNEY #10 VODhttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2315123391>Older Tournament VODS:https://pastebin.com/y5xV4pqN--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions @ https://i.imgur.com/bCHqtDL.pngPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use the room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.--->Yool and rat guide (you already watched this)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFz-5ACtR3Ihttps://youtu.be/YtXNwdzjK84Sandalphon in early 2025, gameplay trailer at Cygames Cup (January 18th & 19th)https://youtu.be/4GqEX6Eqr34?si=-4nOGreyrSkgycYo>this week's F2P rotationGran, Charlotta, Katalina, Vaseraga>Patch Notes (1.62)https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=5l57ksapsuu1>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Last bread: >>507690257
First for Zeta.
>>507839182there are late night bruise players in manila right now!
queue for bruise for dailyplease
You're bad at the game.
only on opposite day...
yeah i know retard
>>507839467Yes but I still managed to steal 150~ crystals today from people who are worse than me.
>>507839467But i will get better.
>>507839467
I'm not finishing this
>>507839467uncle cog wouldn't say this
>>507839839why is the red charlotta getting to kiss stinky but the white one doesn't?
wanna try JP server?
>>507840154sure
remember to set your region to jpyou will still queue for NA even if you're in JP lobby
>>507840154let's see how this worksi had to go into the grandbruise UI to set my server to JP, i think it would queue me to NA even if I queued from the JP lobbyplease post here if it pops
>Sarabada the captcha timerNyothing pyersonel, Gyookmyoot
>>507839467I'm good at the game and can can take sets from anyone in gbvsg.
>>507841163You can't and you smell like orange.
Japan pop!
>>507840646it fucking popped>>507839182YOU WERE SAYING??
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim
>>507841250I can and why orange? Oranges can smell nice.
>>507841487Oranges always job to humans.
>>507841465sob sobdesuniia
OUT OF THE WAY YOU NIIAS FUCKIN SHITS
>>507841520wat
>>507841596sob sob UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>507841278>>507841298thanksaccount unbricked
>avatar posting hours
I hope nobody saw that.
This is like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me
dont worry be happy
>>507841695thats me
>bully Lunalu in the first round>get teamed up with him in gold bricksIs this karma?
Niia!
>afked the whole second stage>came back, contributed with 5 gold bricks>we won 40 to 35
The fyart I just ripped is, without a doubt, the foulest of contraptions I ever had the misfortune to perceive the malodorous scents of
>>507842502
>she's going to flip, isn't she?
flipchang
>>507842712Is Gran so tall or is the woman so small?
>>507842712>matched against dr*galia>DP everytimes this shit's off cds or he have 50 meterWork 8 times out 10.
>>507842816draphs are 4'5 tall at maxgran is a manlet
we are so back
>>507842960Isnt Vaseraga a draph?
>>507842816narmaya is 134cm tallgran is like 170cm tall
>>507842928back to the void?
>>507843031>That authorI prefer the his Djeets(Gran) doujin.
>>507843026male draphs dont count
>>507843018oh shit, did they announce Raziel?
>play mom for a week and get used to her movement>go back to playing djeeta>training weights are off, game feels 3x faster and I can actually mix people
>>507843026Female draphs are all short, male draphs are all tall
>>507843026draph males are hugedraph females are tiny
>>507843018rising if it was just vanilla with rollback
>>507843532that's what season 2 iswe're so fucking savedt. my dad works for granblue
>>507843461>>507843492Come up with a sound, logical scientific explanation that would support this
>>507843657It's basic min-maxing
>>507843657it was the world builder's fetish and they wanted to see porn of it
>>507843657sexual dimorphism
>>507843657gorilla pecker
>>507843657sex with small females
I got insider info and they're adding Gandagonzogoudat. Your Liege Sajam
>>507843492>>507843461>>507843149Thats a little...wierd.Where can i learn about lore or characters? I know there are stuff in game but they are very vague.I would like to know the augments Vaseraga got, what even they are, how did he get his weapon and why is he only allowed to wield it (as appears to be from the intros).
>>507843846granblue is saved
>>507843846I do no trust that you are the REAL Sajam. Record yourself voicing your opinion on lolis.
>>507843804Females are larger than males in like half of the known species thoughbeit
Draph males should have been shota inserts and draph females should be 10 ft tall amazon womenthat's why granblue failed
>>507844140So, that's why your mom is so FAT
Draph males do not exist. They are a figment of our collective imagination.
it took me a long time to realize vaseraga was a draph
>>507844140i cant find it right now but theres this funny image of sexual dimorphism i think in some species of squids where the female is like 100x the size of the male
>>507843657It's hot
>>507844331Well yeah that's what I just said, about half of the mommies from all life on earth are, in fact, fat
>>507843972>Where can i learn about lore or characters?best bet would be asking this in /gbfg/, but I imagine youtube videos, watching events in the gacha where he is featured>how did he get his weapon and why is he only allowed to wield it (as appears to be from the intros).Vas is part of Society, a group of agents who wield sentient niggas from the moon as weapons. Zeta, Eustace and Bea are the other members in the game.
>>507843972you might be better off asking in actual granblue general. then again they're all nutty bars so maybe you shouldn't.
>>507843657Male draphs were created to be massive, strong workforces. Female draphs were made just to create more male draphs.
>>507844842>about half of the mommies from all life on earth are, in fact, fatWhat a great time to be aliveI love moms
>>507844628I think despite everyone wanting more draphs there were completely sidelined this year in the gacha. Or was it the harvins.
>>507844628i never realized there is a line from grans dick
>>507845349look how perfectly it matches up with Ilsa
maybe the tierlist are right about zeta...
Zeta is massively overpowered.
>>507845542Optimal dick farting
>>507845542i just never understoodthe standing paizuri comments all make sense now
which reminds me, is that jap done with the fucking tierlist or nah
>>507845572Rising Zeta is blatantly OP but will almost never put up results
>>507845725nahstill switching places
>>507845725>open twitch to check>see a 350lb+ women in a leotard prancing up and down in a deodorant commercialjesus christ
>>507845687a-anon... did you really need a line drawn to understand where the standing paizuri comments were coming from?
>60ms match>crossplay>rollback 6Is this the power of console wifi?
>>507845862>S->A+>A->B+Mein autism
>>507845831>Rising Zeta is blatantly OPHow?
>>507845862lying...
>>507845887For me it was a vacuum cleaner commercial with a woman so fat she looked like a ball with toothpicks sticking out of it I'm used to fat people, but that woman was so fat it looked like she was barely making the cut on being able to walk.I would say it worked because that shit will never leave my mind, but then again I wouldn't say it worked because I don't remember what the brand was, just that it was a vacuum cleaner.
>>507846115I work for FKRHSQJKLT-sama
>>507846123he literally switched anila's and vane's places while you were making that post, retard
>>507845932i never realized they were all borderline identical in height.
>>507846207>I would say it worked because that shit will never leave my mind, but then again I wouldn't say it worked because I don't remember what the brand was, just that it was a vacuum cleaner.Sort of somewhat maybe related but it's proven that "subliminal" ads don't work since, for example, an ads about coca cola will maybe be able to make you thirsty but not specifically for coke, could make you just want crave some water.I thought that was kind of neat how that worked.
>>507845862>streamed for over 7 hours>still not fucking doneJesus Christ
>>507846331im nyot seeing any proof
>>507846510Is he undiagnosed unironically
>>507846698He's clinically japanese, yes.
>>507846479>Sort of somewhat maybe related but it's proven that "subliminal" ads don't work sinceThat's cool, I always thought it was stupid, hopefully they stop with the ''All advertisement is good advertisement so we're going to make an ad extra obnoxious to annoy you and make you keep thinking about our product until you buy it'' then. It always had the fucking opposite effect on me.
>>507847214I mean, it could work, I'm just saying it's a coin flip wether or not it'll be in the advertized company's advantage
>>507845862i was right about luci being an honest low tier all along
For those who need the daily, NA bruise is popping.
>>507847214what if she was deaf though.
>>507844979>>507844982
>>507847489What do you mean what if she was deaf? She wouldn't bitch about the old man yelling at clouds to start with, what the shit do you fucking think
>>507845289Both, but for harvins is pretty much the norm so...
>>507847734Have you considered he was signing it to her and that the bell solved her problem.
>>507847489i think the point is his need to vent his frustration about nigsthe woman hearing it or not doesnt matteri think
I heard Niia hates niggers
>>507848114watch out or someone will post african goddess nier.
Nigger... dayo.
PLEASE NO MORE
Niia's best friend is black so she can say it.
>>507848341niiga dayo*
Niia's toes
mmm nyo
>>507848659>ashy fucking knees
>>507846123what makes ladiva so bad? every time i run into one as yuel i get destroyed. Granted they are all master at the very least but it somehow feels even worse than playing against top tiers like belial.
https://prd-game-a5-granbluefantasy.akamaized.net/assets_en/sound/voice/scene_evt241216_cp7_q1_s10_10.mp3
*pyooks*
Ashy Niias
*fyart, shid, cum and dies*
>>507848659OK but why did she get thicker
>>507849126cause niggas love fat bitches
>>507849126dis be their kultah
>>507848582I love bothering niiaposters the most
what do i do against yuel's stance? just dp every time?
>>507849863sniff her toes
>>507849863watch the video in the op, theres a section about how to counter yuel
>>507848946I'm guessing it's because most of the stronger characters have good tools to keep him out.
>>507849961i came. whats next?
>>507851449you weren't suppose to cum, that's how you lose
Remember Karl
turn into niias
>>507851626what should he remember?
>>507848946some not great matchups, questionable buttons, gameplay revolving around guesswork. playing neutral in general is a fuck. in a twist a bunch of na ladiva masters previously said yuel was one of the shittier matchups for ladiva. maybe strive can implode and gobou can come back and prove the character is great.
Remember Nezumiku
>>507851735turn into niia beam...
>>507851885never left
>>507851736the code...
Remember uuuuuh
turn into beans...
Remember the Charlotta porn movie featuring Ruria, Gran, Charlotta and Will Smith
Remember that one time every Charlottamain shit their pants at the same time because they are dumb and prehistoric?
>>507851917
>Remember[...]Ruria[...]Shit, negro. That's all you had to say
Remember that time >>507852531 happened and Satan greeted all of them and granted them infinite power and the ability to fraud every opponent with ease
I remember my incredible boner once I gazed upon my whorewife after she had broken into our barrack during my squire training...
Jesus won in the end though and they were all banished to eternal play party mashers.
>>507852759>Charlotta in SmashDo it.
>>507852759
>>507852950cute
>>507852950unappealing
>billion niia posters in the thread>0 niias in lobbies>billion zoi posters in the thread>0 zoi posters?
I don't trust the opinions of onionless zois, everyone knows zois gets their onions from being honest and true
>>507853739im too retarded to do basic nier combos
>>507853739>>0 zoi posterszoi moment
>>507853739theres multiple zois and niers who join the lobby
>>507853739nigga, if i had to play every character i post...
>>507853739I'm eating some chik fil a spicy sandwich deluxe
>>507853739but i was on the christmas photo....
https://www.twitch.tv/kizziekay310He's live
>>507854537das gawdlike
>>507854537>27 days since last logged into granblueit may be over
>>507854457sis...? your meds?
>>507854909brother... i'm zoi...
>>507854909PUT THEM BACK
>>507854909
who?
>>507855037Put who back? I don't see anyone missing from the stairs...
>>507854909Heh nerd, he meant Zoi
kizzie ate them
>>507855545
>>507855306our 10 heroes
haaa haaaaaaa you didn't make it into the photoooooonot so HOT now
i had sex with all the anons in that screenshot btw
>>507855979lucilius is a lucky man
>>507855979
>>507856167kek
another
>>507847430not anymore..
>>507855964leave therese alone you bastard
>>507856989this is nice optical illusion
>>507856989how's gf2
>>507857270wats gf2
>>507852819The mii swordfighter has most of her moveset no good costume to make her, though.
>>507857716>zoi is in smash>charlotta is mii costume'dnyoticing...
>>507857645there are multiple suzuka posters?! bakana
I goon to fem pandaren, i main Beatrix btw
>>507857997no, it's all me. I post every single horse picture in the thread. but I'm bipolar and schizophrenic so I change personality every day, so you could say that a different person posts horses everyday. today is charlie's turn.
>>507858160oh, and i main niia btw
>>507858160oh, and i main zoi btw
>>507858160oh, and i main charlotta btw
>>507857997
*boots up a futanari corruption rpgm*feels good to be a VersusiaCHAD
>>507858160oh, and I main lunalu btw
>>507858859thank you charlie, you are a good djeeta main btw
>>507857270fuck off with this shit, faggot
>>507859082what's wrong charlie?
Dragon NEET for season 2 puwiis
New Battlepass skin leaked
>>507859082>this shitWhat shit?
>>507859484why does belial have a hank hill ass
>>507859571That's SeoxDunno why he has hank hill ass
gonna take a shid brb
>>507859484Sorry, wrong pic
Sorry, wrong pic
Sniffing Nier’s pits
Sorry, wrong pic.
>>507860124
Come into the Lobby and play with me.
>>507859439QRD?
>>507860538sorry kizzington im dying of bronchitis or something
This is also the wrong pic but I don't really care
>all the magisa posters dead>all the ilsa posters dead>all the galleon posters deadits a fucking hag holocaust
i asked for galleon in the survey that took place after the last beta test
>>507860905What no news do to mfs
>>507860905>all the ilsa posters deadJust biding my time...
>>507861210>Capable of such high velocity braps that they bounce off the groundImagine that on your dick
>>507860905galleon and magisa were never that commonwe still get ilsa posts every few threads
>>507860905An Ilsa lover still plays.
>>507861402>>507861472i havent seen a prayer asking for ilsa to fart on their dick for months
>>507860852
>>507861621I want a small woman with giant big tits to cuddle with
>>507861675Why would you want that when you this perfectly fine malodorous fox to stink up your sheets with?
>>507860632Strongest Divine General who is a NEET, like to hoard treasures and admired them(danchou is considered as treasure by her) currently joining danchou's crew to find her Dragon Balls which contained half her power that sealed and hidden by the previous dragon general because she wanted her to actually go out and stop being a neet
what games if any do you guys play when you dont play rising?
>>507861749I don't find her hot. Also I don't have that either anyway.
>>507861829sounds kinda kino actually
>>507861895>He can't will his waifu into reality through sheer autistic lust aloneYou have a long way to go.
>>507861861bruise
>>507861675>>507861998I want my sense of smell ruined by this fox
>>507862201new meanings to the word sniff molest
>>507862073bruise is part of rising...
Not Ilsa poster but
>>507861861other fighting games
>>507861861I'm currently trying to get through the DS Castlevania gamesAlso Valkyria Chronicles series
>>507861861HOI4, Ready or Not lately, Darktide, Foxhole, dogshit gacha games like Granblue and other fighting games (learning BBCF)
Cassius for s2
>>507862612>Also Valkyria Chronicles seriesI heard good things. Would you recommend? And how does one start getting into the series?
>>507862890who are you maiming in BBCF?
>>507862450Alright here's the thing, sex.
>>507861861Holocure, apparently
>>507863093I want to take it easy and I'm still trying characters out but Es is easy and pretty strong
I hit A rank and now im getting my ass kicked by S rank, how do i go back so i can practice a bit more instead of getting mostly stomped?
>>507861861My friends made me install Marvel Rivals, it's pretty funBesides that, I play my two gacha slops and right now I'm playing Mushihimesama Futari on Ultra, I want that 1cc
>>507861861Wuthering Waves, going through old PC games I missed because I only played on consoles until 2012, Vermintide 2, New Vegas, Skyrim.
>>507863239Nice Es is super solid and also sexo
>>507863278>how do i go back so i can practice a bit more instead of getting mostly stomped?
>>507863278bro... welcome to the grinder. it gets worse
>>507863278you just need to power through anon
>>507863521What does that mean?
>>507863278you either power through in a rank or join lobby and fight people you think are around your level (look for green, blue, yellow squares and low ranks).
>>507863043The first and fourth game are pretty good and would recommend them, though the ranking system is pretty punishing if you try to take it slow and tactical and rewards completing mission is as few turns as possible. First game is also perfectly fine as a starting point.Second game is wildly considered shit because of the convoluded class system and story being horrible even by VC standards and the third game is unlocalised but is generally considered a better game than the second one, both of these are PSP exclusive.Fourth game is a more polished version of the first game, full of content and considered as one of the best in the series, both of these are available on Steam and consoles.
>>507864041you could technically go back to lower ranks by swapping to another character but uh yeah.
>>507864124Cool, thanks. Seems like there's a pretty good sale right now. In this bundle are the first and fourth games yeah?
>>507864124the fourth continues the retarded speed run ranking system? that was my most hated part of the first one.
Well, thats it for today.>>507863819>>507863827>>507864041Thank you.Can you explain how those crystals work?
>>507864721You gain a crystal on a win, and you lose half a crystal when you lose. This one applies up to S+, once you get to S++ you lose a full crystal each time you lose.
>>507864721You’re making good progress anon
>>507864721They're your progress to the next rank
>>507864482Yeah, first and fourth game with all the DLCs included.>>507864581Sadly yes, should've get rid of that shit when they had the chance desu but then again, it's a Sega series.
>>507864721proud of your progress, fellow vasbro
being stuck at s+1 to s++5 is awful...
someone please post the vaseluger and vaserugger pics
>>507865385Main? DOB? Cock size? Height? Blood type? Age? Have any replays? Answer all these and I'll groom you into a master god.
>>507865421
stop being homosexual
>>507865421there
Keep being homosexual.
>>507865664>>507865981thanks
>>507865421What about this?https://youtu.be/VMRBBvGHB6E?si=KERsnakJYUTzIb-O
>>507866037Hey you stupid faggot, I asked you to recommend me some trap doujins before you ignored me. Fuck you, you scrawny faggot.
I wish we could go back to beta 2 when everyone was so positive about the game.
this pose is so fucking hype
>>507866835You're old enough to jack off without me holding your hand
easy inputs ruined this game
Where was the site or something where you could search the 4 komas by what characters appeared in it?
>>507866951It looks kinda weird in his SSBA, tho.
>>507867418You can do that in the browser game.
>>507867012I wanted recommendations from a bonafide faggot.
>>507867701Too bad
>>507861861>aloneEtrian odyssey 1-2-3Xcom2Disgaea 1-2-5SAO fatal bulletDigimon CSSamurai Warriors 4Pathologic 2and visual novels to not make the list that long>with friends wowlolkilling floor 2terraria7 days to dieworms
>>507861861 undernight 2
>>507868654how's it doing nowadays? what character do you play? that game has a bunch of cool ones. i really like the music though.
>>507867786Tranny faggot buttfucker, kill yourself.
>>507869149>how's it doing nowadays?ranked is still somewhat active during prime time>what characterWagner
>>507869914ojou-sama is a good choice
Why is Yuel stinky?
hi hehe i know you don't care but the first combo does more damage off of 2M however off autocombo, the 2nd combo we learned together does more
>>507870728she dances and doesn’t shower
>>507860905Ilsa is coming anyway half the appeal is speculation
>>507870728have you seen how hairy she is
be nice to foxes
smelly fox piss
I can't believe that more people agree with me that Percy is really strong just not represented at all.
ORKAAAAAAAN---U W E
>>507861861puzzle games mostly, picked up Cocoon today and Hanano Puzzle 2 before that
Did the jap ever finish his tierlist?
>>507871589Imagine the bush…
>>507872862I also exist anon, always said that
https://x.com/zawapush/status/1872772353102630990
>>507874235>>507877757>This is my subjective character ranking for this year's GBVSR version 1.62!>There is a difference between the left and right (only B+ has no effect). Compared to the early days when characters with poor compatibility were placed at B+, I think most characters are now strong enough to fight as mains!https://x.com/zawapush/status/1872772353102630990/photo/1
>>507877757What stopped him from putting perci in s
>>507877757>>507877812Nah you can't do shit with Vikala still imo, way too weaker than the others.Besides that:major Ladiva, Metera and Vaseraga downplay
>>507878694S2
>>507878617>major Ladiva, Metera and Vaseraga downplayThe only one that has any noticeable presence in tournaments out of the 3 is Vas.
>>507879576>le tourneysPercival, Zeta and Bea are in S in your fucking list, shut the fuck UP.
skibidi niia
Meet your season 2 cast
>>507879787if results don't matter then only opinions are left, and id trust a perma autist that played like 10k matches and had a 10 hour stream creating the tierlist and autistically going into training mode with each character to double check shit more, than some anonymous, highly likely probably shitter, like you
Season 2 + 3
>>507882048>3lol
Season 100
>>507884042based
is horseposting lame or cringe?
>>507885080its cringe on opposite day
>>507885080Horseposting is based
>>507885080it's off-topic which is bannable
>>507885327why is it never getting banned then
>>507885449stop nyoticing...
>>507885449Because, never mind, I don't feel like offending them, they might call their sissy janny boyfriend.
I failed my first master promo...
>>507878610I would have to imagine its the fact that Percival has incredibly vulnerable hurtboxes and unlike the people above he has to lose oki sometimes to stock up when the people above never really have to or not as much in Grimnir's case.
lyolzzz
>>507888115you can do it bwoi failed my master promos multiple times and got it in the same day
What kind of food does kizzie eat
>>507888817nyes
>>507888817I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
Why do some GMs get sharked when they go to the lobby
>>507890370They owes me sex
>>507888817nothing is off the table
horse
>>507885449Ask that again and you're going to the stables
Metera indeed owes sex to horses
>tfw you remember Mr.Hand's Fate Episodewhat a weird collab character that was
someone post djeeta horse
>>507892630djeeta horse
anybody wanna play?
>>507892630
https://www.youtube.com/live/cbofXish9Is?si=fnL9ktVR-s7Zgr-g
did go1 play again?
>>507893419Sure
>>507877757mines better
>Lucky!>Cookie!>Vicky!
U DPs beat safe jabs right?
>>507896787yes
>>507896881thanks
>>507899969bocchi the stealer
Zeta could have 7k health and have no combo that does more than 1500 and she would still be considered top tier
>>507899969bocchi the fraud
>>507899969why is she playing abel? she should play vicky instead
>>507871530this is someones mother
>>507877757What a ridiculous tier list Katalina is not top tier and intrinsically cannot be top tier by running an all honest mids basic shoto gameplan with fallacies while characters like Zeta, Grim, Cag and Belial exist
>>507902280>any hit goes to full screen corner carry, next hit kills>best buttons in the game>has a completely safe to throw out BC bait buttonyeah this character is bad
>>507902493All incorrect
>>507902941she can go into 236U off of any hit, which leads into a fullscreen corner carryshe has the best set of buttons in the game in terms of speed/range5U is completely safe to use, is completely free to use, and is a way you can punish BC attemptsall correct
and this is someones big sister
>>507903174>blueslop>incorrect>a charge up parry does somethingStop embarrassing yourself I implore of (You)
>No FKHR mandated neechang gf while sickI think this is a simple change that would make Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising a much better game.
The real way to know if a character is fraudulent is to just check who the former nier players are playing
>>507904619the former nier players are playing SF6
Play mom
>>507904760home..
Ggs anon, fun matches!
Can pig get her way to season 2? Find out in Granblue Fantasy Versus : Rising 2
>>507908450how does sleeping with a draph workam i just always at risk they will toss and turn and stab me with their horns
>>507908531Just grab dem horns bruh
>>507908531put some horn covers on
>>507908531No pain no gain anon.
>>507908531Stick tennis balls on them
>>507908982choked on my fucking drink
>try game>worst input reader i've ever seen>drop game
>>507909224cyu tomorrow
>>507861861I'm alternating between clearing my backlog and replaying the whole Trails series in Japanese.
What a dark path to take, rage queueing that is. You're not yourself. You're just a ball of hate, towards yourself and any inanimate object that dares to look at you. Your mother walks in and is like "is everything okay? :(" and you just frisbee your empty plate that you just finished tortinos pizza rolls on. Smack. She falls to the floor. You just stare, numb to what you've just done while your opponent takes advantage of your afk queue that you forgot was on auto accept.
>dbfz is more popular than us againnyo....
>>507910504it’s dragon ball…
Are there some videos you would recommend to a beginner to fighting games to watch?Ill have ~5 hours of mostly getting bored so I just want to fill the time.
>>507910636in the past people linked brick and diaphones videos for new players, there might be better ones out there though.
>>507908982Goddamnit kek
>>507908450what weapon does she even use
>>507877757issa low tier
>>507912327I think that move is bugged.It's literally an ultimate starter, but metera still gets meter gain, the refund, and probably also doesn't have ultimate starter damage scaling applied.
>>507877757das rite, seox is mid afi love jappas now
>>507912486Hard to tell, the meter gain part can be explained by the combo starting after the the initial window where its reduced. Only other similar u skill would be like cag? Can a cag anon lab and see if they get something similar like this.
>>507912974Yes, you can do 125 meter combos if U trap is out long enough.
>>507908450Yes. Or else.
>>507912974I think that just means both of those moves are bugged because they didn't account for these types of ultimate skills.
>>507913232It's definitely intended
>go through hell to fix my sleep schedule >ruin it instantly for no reason at all Kill me
>>507913607Who are you making a schedule for
>>507913516Nah, I'm guessing it's just flown under the radar. Once people start using it in majors and stuff, then it will get nerfed. There's no way in the patch to decrease damage by nerfing ultimate skills like that, they still allow some characters to still have access to the same damage pre 1.5 in such an obscure way.
>>507913607Not for no reason. Now you get to be in the 4am lobby
>>507913645For you
>>507913657they deserve it
Evens and I make a really long and detailed starter guide for Granblue for absolute beginners in PowerPoint Odds and I kill myself
>>507913853oopsies
>>507913853Rip
>>507913853Anon thou must live chocolate milk is too delicious to stop experiencing
>>507912260Steel bamboo pillar
>>507913853don’t do it…
>>507913853do a flip
>>507914162What does that even mean
>>507913853Oh you're just sad? Then just pick up Niia and embrace the sadness
>>507914402gbf.wiki/kumbhira
>>507914402A big stick basically
>>507914697is it supposed to be a cluba spear or a cannon
>>507914697Thank you. That other anon is a bonehead.
Sorry Narumeia-san, but I already have a sister.
>>507914807thats rude
>>507914746Yes
>>507915497my caveman ass pig wife
>>507915183I'm not reading some random wiki page of a one in many PNGs of some godforsaken decade bygone gacha I just want a quick rundown of a possible character in this current fighting game it's not rude it's entirely practical
so is the bamboo spear a spear or a cannon or a club
>>507915814More like a club but she does hit enemies with the pointy end sometimeshttps://mizagbf.github.io/GBFAP/?id=3040197000
>>507915814She has spear/axe proficiency, though she can also make it as a surfing board in her summer version
just fucked the shit out of my pillow while pretending it was charlotta in a headlockgood morning bwos
>>507918016Stinky really do be like this?
>>507912260https://youtu.be/at4QQ5mCWqc?si=NfPzwKlYsK1xhUGOhttps://youtu.be/As9MTLAW2WM?si=FAitSO-bFJMfJt7u
>>5079192152 idiots
ggs lobbyfriends
>>507913657It's not flown under the radar, it's how the game works. Do you think metera and cag should just stop building meter if they throw out trap/butterfly? They would need to program some weird ass exception for those two ult skills which they're not going to do nor should they.
>>507914697is that a hunting horn?
>>507919884probably something like this, as intendeddoing a full combo with an ultimate starter with no meter gain or damage penalty is wrong.
GGs granbro>>507919616GGs cogbro
>>507919616>>507920227wasn't therebut ggs
>>507920630You were.
I just fought the real Djeeta
>>507920741i was only there for the matches that i won, any match i lost was actually my friend playing on my account haha
>>507920959Was her cock as big as /gbvsg/ says?
>>507920959rip your asshole
>>507921078even bigger
>>507921256Hot
>>507912327Eternally bottom 5 just like Zeta is eternally top 5.
danchou sex
>vikalawhy do """people""" love to downplay this this tranny fraud character?
>>507921847rank and main?
>>507922089S3, yuel
General dying wake up silly Europeans it's the weekend do something about it
>>507923421I'm still tired from the eating and drinking.First world problems.
>>507923563It's not even 12pm in europe, right? What kind of glutton are you?
Im watching some videos since i cant play now and im bored.So far watched most of these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tsIutu2uKchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u50eWLlebc0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM-Wj09ode4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFYNB9HZrNYPlan to maybe watch this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2jqxlEF_F0&list=PLEsSesp5-2lmiZQCPUrWd_XjhoexTP8umSome stuff might be too advanced but im not sure what else to watch.If the attack button Throw counter is -6, does that mean if someone has 5 (or 6) frames attack and im close enough they can hit me?Would anyone want to play in the Lobby in about 3 to 4 hours?
>>507925517I can play in the lobby during these hours. Just make another post.Gonna get into shape after getting fat and lazy during the holidays.
>>507925517Those videos seem pretty solid. >Some stuff might be too advancedDon’t worry you will slowly learn all the concepts over timeCore A Gaming has general videos on fighting games that are both fun and informativehttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWIbhIYLOq-T7XwgHe2y2hBE8Zr_yeODi&si=ZpUB80z1OAd9BesfCheck them out if you’re ever bored>im close enough they can hit me?The throw tech pushes opponents too far for a punish I would love to play but I’m not sure if I’ll be up by then. If I am I’ll hop on>>507925818Good luck anon
wish we got some newcuties that didn't play fraud characters
The relatively low player count now is my only major issue with the game, honestly. There's often almost no one playing in EU since I'm often only free to play during "unconventional" times and the ones that are playing often aren't on my level of skill. Even when they are, it's annoying to fight the same person over and over again. Pretty unsatisfying. I feel like my skills are degrading instead of improving at this point and I'm playing the game less and less, even though I like it. Wish I played the game more in the early days when it was more alive.
>>507927336Seems like the time has come. Hop into the EU discord.
>>507927336Relax for now and try again on Sandalphon release.
>>507927336What times/timezone do you play on?
>>507927423the what now
>>507927336you wanna play?
why aren't you a Gran main?
>>507929074Is there not a Rising EU discord?
>>507929246he doesn’t make my pp hard
>>507929246i want to win
>>507929246Judging by your pic, his awful taste.
Any good Versusia resources? Every guide seems to have came out in the first week of her release which I don't really trust to be up to date. Are there any top players that have committed to her?
>>507930212i was going to say gamera but he doesn't always do the most optimal combosjust check the top 10 rankings in game
>>507929246Because I'm Cow main.
if you're in a clash with someone and you both mash c.L, do characters with 6f c.Ls automatically lose (get counterhit) by characters with 5f ones?
>>507931056The most consistent option in close range is to throw, which has 4f startup. You can mash if your buttons are quicker so you're likely to get a counterhit and get a better reward, but you lose if they throw you.
>>507929759not that i know of
>>507929246I don't consume cuck porn
>want to play ranked>look at replays to see whos playing>it's lowain, uno & a momguess i'll play something else
>>507929759I think there are multiples? Each country has their own and there are a few international ones. I think the most popular is "Hearts are Blazing" Discord server.
>>507931056Yes assuming you both pressed at the same time, you(the 6f) lose. As other anon said if you're in range throw is the fastest option.
>>507933381Can you tell me what characters would be acceptable for you?
>>507935073Belial, Luci and Sieg.
>>507881670Good job.Trust the no-name mongoloid with 10k games played (wow that's a lot... not) wasting 10 hours on a stream (note: more time spent =/= better opinion or product, you sound like the retard who think more people working on something = better product. Actually 10 hours to formulate a hypothesis means it's worse quality, if you had more than 80 IQ you'd realize that) instead of simply being good at the game yourself and realizing by yourself who's good and who's not. Good tranny faggot cattle.Unironically, yes, the opinion of anons here matter more, at least we have a literal pro player lurking here and several confirmed good players, this faggot you posted is a literal WHO compared to that.
poor shiosan not being recognized for his contributions to granbluetruly sonic sol all over again
>>507937139Oh nevermind I didn't check his profileIt's the FAGGOT TRANNY who made fighting Brain tumornir even worse to fightThat's basically confirmed he has the worst shit possible opinion ever, he spends more time in Training mode rather than playing the fucking gameI will wish a premature death to every faggot downplaying Metera until the game EOSes
I only recognize stinky contributions
who's the anal slut of granblue?
>>507937010that's a lot of seethe that did not prove in anyway that your opinion should be taken seriously
>>507937759Beatrix. Also built for humiliation and blackmail
>>507937848Neither should yours considering you contradicted yourself immediately with "le tourney results" argument, I didn't need to do anything, I just wanted to insult you.
>>507937904>I just wanted to insult you.Yeah, that was quite obvious since there is zero chance you are better at the the game or have more experience than the tier list maker.
>>507937980>YOU YOU YOU YOU YO-The only thing that matters here is that you're wrong and ever since I pointed out the contradiction you've been deflecting ever since.Kill yourself.
the only tier list that matters is the one I made up.
I don't trust tier makers who put Zeta higher than B
>>507938128The only thing that matters is that the guy is better than you in every way and you can't do nothing but throw insults. As you said it yourself mind you kek
>>507938490True true, don't forget to lick your politicians shoes btw They have more experience than you after all!Never think with your head, always listen to orders and don't forget to SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP and stay mediocre for your entire life!
>>507938634hehehehehAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAperfect...
>>507938786Faux sarcasm used as a crutch.We're done here.
>>507938860I've been done and unironically laughing my ass off for the last 2 of your replies, so I guess yeah. Yeah... I really love posting with you like this.
>sheepcel just rq on mesad!
anyone wanna play in the lobby? eu ranked is deadi'm playing seox
>>507894865Aside from Zeta being too low this is the best list I’ve ever seen on /gbvsg/
>>507925517Are you still around?>>507939503I can play for a bit
>>507939767
>>507940097I’ll be there in a minute
>wins by doing nothing while the nips just bomb themselves off the stage
>>507940985>wins by doing nothing>axe has one charge leftmmm hmmm
>>507864961>Yeah, first and fourth game with all the DLCs included.lets go
dropping this game until the next balance patch. fighting the same people and characters over and over is getting stale.
>>507941580is that speshu weekaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>507941536I'm sure the next balance patch will make everything sooo different.
>>507941536>anon comes back for patch>it's nothing but Sandalphons
hehehehehehehehe
>>507914697JUSTICE!
>>507941869charlotta says this
lobby is popping right now
praying sandal is mid but we all know he's going to be op and played 10x more than belialit's over
>>507942305He will be like Luci, kinda mid at first, then receive a buff and be top-tier while people still scream how mid he is.Mark my words.
>>507942305What kind of playing style do people expect for him? I haven't played the mobile game nor Relink, so I don't know shit about the guy other than the fact that he's the most popular character.
>>507942985Bea but wings.
>>507942985*teleports behind you**nothing personnel kid**ear rape ssba*
>>507943156god please no
>>507941517Nice, hope you have fun with itAlso make sure that you keep atleast one savefile before starting a mission so you can try to get a better rank if you dissatisfied with what you got, getting high rank will help you keeping your classes and equipment on par with the enemy or you can cheese it and get the stupidly OP weapons from the DLC missions kek, but you might want to wait a bit for that because those missions are HARD
Lobby status?
it's pronounced like this:LWOBBY STYATUS
>>507945467
>>507945515the poor maid who has to clean this up
>>5079453302 peeps once I leave
WOBBING STYATUSI'm serious, if someone in EU still wants to play, I need to shake the rust off
>>507946158the only 2 people left are from asia. I can play a super short set if you're okay with NA EC
>>507941676
>>507939767>still aroundYes, going into the Lobby right now.
sorry bros im still enjoying pneumonia
>>507946465get well soon
>he traveledenjoy covid variant 387lock your doors and stay inside
>>507946304I'm absolutely okay with that, tend to have good enough connection.
>>507946465Get better soon anon
>6 peopleAlive lobby
>>507877757
>>507947616>VirumWHO
>>507947616>nig sucking a jap's cockyawn
I'm sorry bubs anonbut I have newer newcutie now
>>507947854Yeah, i noticed you are grooming someone else now
LET'S GET TO THE FINISH LINEWELCOME TO MY BODY ON BODY PARADE
Big fun in the Lobby right now, join us.
>>507950164pretty thang
Someone in the lobby play me there’s one free person and I think they’re spectating
save... the lobby...
Sorry Bea-bro, but I needed a bathroom break as well.
FUCK shartingsee you guys never
Im bullying the new vas anon...im horrible
>8 people
Sorry Beelzebub, i think i got disconnected.
>>507951943Reflect on yourself
>>507952540do i really have to
now let's see how new vas anon is doing against bubs anon
>>507953224He is quickly figuring out what my deal is so its fine, im getting what i deserve soon
hm...I guess that new cag was not one of us?
>>507947616Im sorry but lucilius two tiers lower than zeta LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thanks Bea-bro. Aside from my obvious fuckups, your defense made it really difficult for me to break through. I maybe managed to throw you twice during this whole set, and lost so many neutral interactions. GGs, was fun.
Is there a chance for some quick and dirty grand bruise happening?
>have big life lead>still BC after every single jab or when I'm minus>die for itBC is annoying as fuck but I like how it lets you steal rounds
3vs1...? poor Vase anon
I did it bros.
>>507955538Yeah the Brave Point system is fine imo, just need a little nerf on BC to not make it obnoxious>>507955982GGs
>>507955538why didnt bubs block after getting hit by the 5U
GGs ilsabro, bubzbro, vasbro and beabro. That was funSorry if I missed anyone I just pulled an all nighter and it's 11:30 AM... my brain is not functioning right>>507946585Sorry for not playing you zetabro even though I said I would. The cabinets just got arranged in a certain way and I didn't want to interrupt your guys' sets.Normally I would stay longer and try to get a set but I'm too tired... Hopefully another time.>>507946418Good work vasbro. You are playing patiently and have a solid grasp on strike/throw offense.I already mentioned this but Cagliostro's ground traps (Mehen) can be cleared by low attacks which should be his 2L, 2M, 2U. It seems like Vaseraga's Savage Rampage clear them too, and armored moves like Battalions of Fear should probably blow past it too, but I haven't tested those.Also, I heard that the Cagliostro matchup is tough for Vaseraga since her f.H and c.H have 3 hits, and it takes 2 hits to break his armor. Something you might want to keep in mind.Anyways keep at it>>507954641Yeah seems like it. If newcog is in the thread then GG as well
shisubros..
>Bubs vs a new playerMan I have PTSD from fighting Bubs as a newb
>>507956314he's adapting pretty well
>>507956131He might've expected a throw or 22U, or maybe he tried to DP and forgot that it was on cooldown and that he didn't have meter for U DP.
>>507955982grats bwo
>>507956513Stacylotta
>>507955982congrats anon
>>507955982now do it on a character that doesn't get master for free
>>507957007alright time to pick charlotta (GM free)
Which character did you fight the most in ranked? For me it's pic related, followed by Vira and Lowain with 223 matches each I fucking hate fighting all three of them kill me
>>507957007like who?
>>507954971ggs choco zeta. idk, it feels like anything your char does is risky with 0 dmg lol. enjoy your top tier i guess. i already switched long time ago away from her >>507955982congratz viraanon
>>507957086EU?
>>507957086Let me guess, EU?
>>507957178a low tier like luci
>>507957229>>507957310Yup, it's infested with tons of Charlottas and 3 Lowains that I always seem to find.
>>507957086Here are mine two highest btw3rd is Charlotta with 1794th is Belial with 1655th is Luci with 161EU, yes.
>>507957515>Charlotta and Lowain My condolences
>>507956131He only needed one bit more, you know he was mashing.
If you are reading this Beelzebub that played me (Vaseraga), can you explain to me how that pull move works and that SBA that puts a black hole on me? I think i tried blocking, dodging and jumping and still would get hit.
>>507957228>it feels like anything your char does is risky with 0 dmg lolDon't make me have these dark thoughts again.
>>507958250>that SBA that puts a black hole on me?Not that anon, but are you talking about this? That's a command grab so you have to either jump or DP before he does it, since it's too late if the animation already started.
>>507958250>puts a black hole on me?This is a command grab super that comes out near instantly. You had to be jumping or backdashing before the super flash.
>>507958250Not him but>pull moveIf you get "hit" by it you're minus once you get near him. You have to evade it specifically to avoid the "minus" effect and be able to mash on him while being plus. I think it depends on each version of it so freaking good luck. If you instead mean the super MEGA black hole one, that's an easy evade, you just have to see the clues which is the screen getting darker and Bubs doing the black hole pose. However, sometimes Bubs shoots projectiles at you and if you evade/block them you won't be able to avoid it, it's a particular setup to make that move unavoidable. He can also do the giant blue slash instead from time to time, these are all annoying setups he can do.>SBAFor the SBA, it's non counterable if he activates it when he's near you. It has 0 range but it's a command throw, just like your own one! So the only choice is to predict it and either jump or backdash.
>>507958250The pull move (Karma) pulls grounded opponents towards Bubs and only works on airbourne characters if they are in hitstun, it lets bubs do air combo extensions. The ultimate version is unblockable so you must time your dodge if you want to avoid it.
Ah others have explained it before me and better too, oh well
how do i become enough of a self hating failure to be worthy of playing sieg
>>507958627>>507958635>>507958656>>507958884Thank you, it was really nice playing against Beelzebub since i see him so rarely. Hope you will play more in the Lobby.
>>507959232put on the alternative outfit and pretend youre playing guts instead of siegfried
>>507959232>all top tier fags abandoned himHe's still cheap as fuck but at least not overpowered
I want to play so much but I can'tI miss Djeeta's genkiness...
>>507959340what’s stopping you
>>507959318don't make me tap the sign>>507947616
>>507959725yeah but it seems weird to meFitizen, barutotec, who were the biggest Siegfags ever, abandoned him for Luci and Belial respectively.I think he's either outdated for pros as everyone knows his tricks or he doesn't work anymore for them
BEATURICSSSSSSSI've never heard Vaseraga say that lol
I would have literally no problem with Belial if it weren't for that 2Mwhat the absolute dogfuck were they thinking
>>507960186>f.H apologist
>>507960338f.H on who?
>>507960374Belial's f.H is also insane, also his f.MFixing his 2M sure would be cool but I get fucked by those two more than 2MThat f.M eats every fucking button ever
>>507960186every button belial has is retarded.
>>507960498I still don't understand how the crush system worksIt's pure lunacy, things that should crush don't and thinks that shouldn't even in a million years do
>>507959285You are welcome, i will play more if i'll have the timeAlso you started adapting quite quickly to me, though im not really a great Bubs players so you didn't run into most of his fraudulent shit lmao
>>507960679His f.M works like every other f.M crush wise, the problem is that it has an IMMENSE hurtbox and lasts infinite frames and it has a rapid startup too
>Bea's rider kick beats Vas U throwpretty kino
I await
>>507960924>all that censorJust disable the names for the screenshot...
>>507960754Thank you.Its not a problem, its just really fun fighting against him.
Beabros...
>>507960989It's funny
all the people who missed the Charlotta foursome in the lobby...
>>507957228>anything your char does is risky with 0 dmgDeserved
>>507958635Main caveat is that if Bubs uses it point-blank it becomes minus, except if it's the H version I think.
>>507959304Guts would never use a sword that looks that gay.
>>507962139Be useful and execute the loser cat
>>507961584Nobody in the history of Rising AND vanilla was ever hit by the M-version.
gg to the Bea player
Why the FUCK does mom's L clash with my f.M
>>507963998ggs Grimanon!
we are SO back
>want to escape B>game is so dead I am getting S players
>really wanted to like Vikki>they made her a zoner so every time I see her I just feel exhausted
Do any lobby goers play mom?
>>507965759two anons as far as I know
>>507966048Do they play her a lot, I need to steal some tech.
>>507966572you can just watch gamera...
if anybody eu wants to play then im in the lobbyi dont care who right now to be honest
ggs vas anon, i got weaker when the other lottas left me alone FKKKKK>>507965759i played her, but refuse to do so again. character is braindeadand boring afffff
tutorial gran is destroying my ass
>>507966690GGs, very nice reactions even in high rollback. Vas buffs when.
>>507966648>watch gameraNo.>>507966690She's fun though? Wish had an install super.
>>507965210but what's the point of escaping B if you can't handle S players
>>507966689Fuck thatANYONE WANNA BRUISE?
>>507966690and which character do you play that isn't braindead
>>507967143I have been standing here for almost 20 mins nowI think it's over
>>507967198charlotta
>>507967143Get back in the Lobby right now.
>>5079671982B
>>507967268Well fuck, though some people may still need to do some dailies. Gonna boot the game up again.
>>507967198i know who he plays but won't tell it, but it is pretty funny
>>507857270nta but it can scratch the xcom itch a bit, fuck gachas though, especially that typeAlso yes there are multiple suzuka posters
ASOKA JA
>>507968537retarded bitch for retarded bitch bitch cuck cuck sheep faggot incredibly annoying loveless bitch bitch BITCH BIIIIIIIIIIITCH
you have to let it go anonbruise is not going to pop today
>>507968537someone saved my shitty edit
>>507968716HIYA
>>507969039You may be right.Hope is lost.
>>507970353i can join the queueNA?
>>507969039nah nigga i need to do my dailiesqueue the fuck up>>507970462NA
>>507970532>queue the fuck upNo.
It almost popped...
IT'S POPPI-awwwwww
Im coming to save you and pop Bruise.
I can feel the pop coming.Hold.
pop this cherry
>nobody playing bruise>nobody in lobby>nobody in queueswhere are these supposed 500 players at?
>>507972445You just had to pick a time when im trying to help pop a Bruise and left the lobby.
IT'S POPPING???????
no its not
>>507972445Spread thin. This is why I always laugh when people say "hurr, 500 players isn't dead".
>>507972445Private crane game sessions
The game is teasing us.
Pop!
I was legit on the shitter when it finally popped.
red vyrn...
>>507973546DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>farm some carried grimnigger for a few games>he finally comes close to frauding out a win>crash the gamekino
>>507973618
/gbvsg/...lost
I failed...
Gonna queue up for another round, want to get the 5 rounds weekly done.
I'M HERE, JOIN BRUISE.
Where are you guys queueing? I'll help.
When I play mom against djeeta or gran i always go for the cinematic finish and it makes me lose a lot...
>>507974540BruiseNA server
>>507974016ill queue to help ya in a minute
This thing should be -2 on block, not +2. Why does a ZONER need it?
>>507975236issa low tier
>>507972986Literally everything Soriz does is so satisfying.
>>507975236How do you get close enough to get hit by that? Inquiring minds want to know.
>>507974542Can't blame you, it's great.>>507974621Joined the queue to help, but you'll probably have more luck in 15 minutes.
lobby status?bruise status?
im queued, lets help anon
>>507975524Use any neutral skip. It has so many active frames that it will hit you.
>play new character>same thousand game beanigger is still hardstuck S+lmao how? i can literally just put a keyboard in a puppy playpen and they'd hit master in a day on bea
>>507976013carried and doesnt learn anything, thinking its someone elses fault probably
>>507975524Play a match against any Metera
>grimniggerslmeowhttps://www.twitch.tv/fxgames_gg
issa not poppingare you guys still in the queue
NA?
>>507976258>themgod I fucking hate redditors
>>507976478nyesnobody likes bruise anymore...
POPPED
oh hey it's popping
Instant pop when i joined.
Fellow, you little...
WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME
>>507977149new number who dis
>>507976228I have, I spend the whole time downbacking and then rolling the one time she throws out the shower instead of an arrow.
I can't compete with these titans.
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>507977790Strongest kot.GGs.
>>507977926ggs, are we still queuing?
it's not fairI was THIS close
I wish the devs made it so bruise could also start with 6-8 people and skip to stage 3. They won't ever code bots in, so this would be the next best thing.
a good game on the tele
>>507977993I'm done for today. Thanks for joining.
>>507978332The prior stages aren't even that engaging anyway, the races are best playing by just ignoring everyone and running to the end.
For 2025, I will get all of these characters into MasterSeoxEustaceZooeyNarmayaDjeetaFerryAnilaGrimnirMeteraViraCagliostroAvatar BelialZeta
>unpunishable 66H>unpunishable DP>godlike normals>fullscreen blueslop comboswhy do we pretend zoi isn't S+
Im scared to jump off.
>>507979651She requires kill to play and has no crazy conversions mid screenHer onion looks stupid too
>>507979525For 2025 I will get one character to master.
>>507979969>She requires kill to play and has no crazy conversions mid screenyou don't even play the game
>zoi's 66H is unpunishablewhat did he mean by this
>>507979969>replying to someone who says ''blueslop''
diaphone said zoi is weak, that's irrefutable proof that she's top tier.
Zoi should be top tier in bed
Diaphoney also said Grimnir is weak
>>507979525Why isn't...Niia on that list...? I don't understand. Why why why...WHY WHYYY WHYYUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWHATS YOUR PROBLEM
>>507981310Here, here.
Gonna say, Niia posters capture Niia's mentally ill ramblings quite well
>>507981680babu..
>>507981310Introducing Niia to the all-ages and fun Warioware Carousellâ„¢ to lift her spirits.
I have been matching with the same Zeta so much that she went from A5 to A2.
>>507984071thanks for the boost bro
>>507984071She needs it.
>>507984126>>507984281
>>507984071Based punching bag-kun
>>507984559spam the command grab low rank zetas love to mash parry
what happens if a player i block joins the open lobby? can i still see and play with them?
>>507985462you can't play with them and it just shows their ID instead of their name
Help.>>507984951She was playing in range really well. I tried my best and managed to score more hits on her but kept losing, good practice.
>>507985574holy cute card
>>507985574>managed to score more hits on her but kept losingthe vas experience
bakery status?
>>507986485Contaminated by those filthy rats and requires fumigation
>>507986485Gone
why does 66L exist? it literally ruins the entire gameseeing "top players" do like 5 66Ls in a row showcases how fucking retarded it is because it forces a 50/50 in neutral at no cost
Hourly low quality bait post
>>507984559I think I just got that Zeta myself, all the matches were extremely close but pulled through somehow.
>>507987607Great job!I have been getting my teeth kicked in the whole evening so far.
Stop beating that poor Zeta, he's doing his best.
>>507986485looking at vampys tits right now
>>507988150I have nothing but respect for you for maining Vaseraga, I've always been dogshit at using heavy grapplers.
>>507988614Care to share?
>>507985574How the fuck does an A5 get matched against an S+3?
>>507988987>>507988987>>507988987>>507988840https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116081804not that great desu
>>507987024It's to make pressure extremely easy to pick up and do regardless of character.