Mizzie QT EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>507739186
more like froggie cutie
>>507891820>mizora with lohseI need the SFM
>>507891820Xth for early thread posters should drink wyvern poison
Spiritual first for slayer buffs when
>>507891982i had the one ready to go it's not that big a deal.
Is Baldur's Gate a good place to live in?
>>507892075THEY SHOULD FUCKIN DIE
>>507891982>uhm you made a thread one post too earlysuck it up wyll lover>>507892162take it easy phil you know act 3 makes you emotional
>>507892117If you are transSo yes you will do fine.
>Hmm, I wonder how many filthy, disgusting, wretched, dirty, thieving fiend-blooded children I'll feed to my snake today.
>>507892228Mintharafag would never say that.>>507892443Kagha would never say that.
>>507892489Yes we would!
>>507892489>>507892443Kagha is a woman of action, not words. She would simply find the Thiefling children’s hidey hole and… snake them out.
>>507892443Kagha X Mizora X Arabella X Mol
>>507892489>Of course not! I'd never hold someone's child prisoner and threaten to murder them, all while being easily manipulated by a group of terrorists to kill everyone I've ever known.
Luv MinthyLuv the GymLuv thinking of Minthy in the Gym.Luv thinking of Minthy in the Gym WHILE in the gym.Luc thinking of Minthy in the Gym WHILE in the gym while she bench presses me.
>>507892443>Kagha hears a whisper in her ear, and suddenly she has a better idea of how to punish the Tiefling girl
>>507892801Ruling is hard. This is maybe my answer to Mintharafag, whom, as much as I admire them, I do quibble with. Baldur's Gate 3 has a very medieval philosophy - that if the ruler is a good person, the city will prosper. We look at real history and it's not that simple. Mintharafag can say that Minthara became archduchess and reigned for two hundred years, and she was wise and fair. But Mintharafag doesn't ask the question: What was Minthara's tax policy? Did she maintain a standing army? What did she do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these refugees? By the end of the crisis, the Absolute is gone but all of the refugees aren't gone - they're still asking for handouts. Did Minthara pursue a policy of forced labor and indentured servitude? Even for the little refugee children, with their tiny little hands?
Forcing Minthara to work off the weight.Feeding her healthy mushrooms that promote weight lossLetting her look to my healthy frame for guidance.
>falseflagger promoting mentally ill fetishescolour me shocked
What is it about Mintharafag that threatens you so much?
>>507893098genderbending male companions is effed up
>>507893098he called (rightfully) shadowheart a WHORE
Going to the gym shouldn't scare you lovely anons of /bgg/ Look at Minthy' go!
>Days since the namefag has lived rent-free in a detractor's head: 0
>Days Since Minthy has lived rent-free in my mind>0
One day AI will be able to create mods, and when it does I will create a request where Orin has kidnapped Shadowheart, Lae'zel, Karlach, Minthara, Kagha, Mizora, and even Isobel, and trapped them all in a sauna. But because she is low INT, Orin accidentally traps herself in there too. The only way to free your companions, and Orin, is for all of them to line up and you have to go down the line one by one and smell their armpits after a full day in the sauna. It's magic and that's the way you open it.
R8 my redeemed Durge
>>507893583Not a drow/10Doesn't mean she aint bad though, does it clap?
>>507893583Too pretty for the part. This is your character introduction, as a reminder:>My rancid blood whispers to me: kill, kill, and kill again. My ruined body yearns to reap death in this world, and when this foul Urge calls, it possesses my whole being. Injured beyond repair, I know nothing besides this: I must resist the Dark Urge, lest it consume my mind. I must discover who I was, and what happened to me. Before my twitching knife-hand writes a tragedy in blood.
>>507893583>Durgeinstantly negative
Eldritch Knight, should I create Fighter with some Intelligence or use Ability Improvement?
whats the most fun build?
>>507894282As an EK, most of your spells shouldn't require INT at all. Spells like Protection from Evil and Good, Shield, or Mirror Image do not rely on your spellcasting ability. So you can get by with only 10 INT, and should only increase INT if you want to benefit from Arcane Synergy.
>>5078949741/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1
>>507894974a multiclass involving at least 2 CHA classes
>>507895163wyll doesn't deserve mizora
>>507896474alienfuckerbros we eating good
>>507892117It's a complete shithole.
>>507893698>My ruined bodyI never understood what this meant.Even the default Durge doesn't appear to have a "ruined body".
>>507897748>4chan out of nowhere
Is Sphere of Elemental Balance ever worth taking outside of RP reasons?
sex with Astarion but he keeps breaking the bed
>play BG3>have a life domain seluneheart in my partyevery single time
>>507898051> Even the default Durge doesn't appear to have a "ruined body".Anon, Orin carved open his skull and removed chunks of his brain
>play bg3>get romanced by the frogevery single time
>>507900090She's unstoppable.>>507895035>defensive spellsAaaw. My smooth brain imagined I would use offensive spells. But that sounds better, since a good Fighter can close the gap on a distant enemy.Thank you.
Well gentlemen... I reached the good ending.
>>507896474Jackpot
>>507901565The blades impaling everyone so they look like they were stuck on stakes is absolute kino
I just realized something.When Withers asks what the worth of a single mortal life is, he's not asking rhetorically or philosophically or trying to gauge what kind of person you are.He's asking how much he should be charging for his resurrection services.
>>507900662EK is about binding a weapon and then throwing it. INT really isn't necessary with it as you only have two spell levels and your options are limited anyways. EK really isn't a good spellsword class on its own. It would be better to wait for the bladesinging wizard or install it via a mod or to run one of the paladin multi's if you really want a spellsword. Swords Bard on it's own can make for a great spellsword as well.
>>507903162I made Astarion into a Shadow Monk too.
Reminder that Karlach is a sadistic fiend who fully embraced and enjoyed her time in the blood warThe easy-going and gregarious facade is there only to lull young boys into false sense of security before she rapes and beats them within the inch of their life
>>507900662One underrated EK spell that I hardly see anyone talk about is Expeditious Retreat.It's an all-day concentration spell that lets you dash as a bonus action.I pair it with the Strange Conduit and Speedy Lightfeet. It's strong offensively (adds damage to every attack) and defensively (kiting for days).
>>507903820The tadpole has shown me this, yes
>>507903820>to lull young boys into false sense of security before she rapes and beats them within the inch of their lifeI wish I was that lucky.
Lae'zel is love.Lae'zel is life.Lae'zel a miracle of the universe.Lae'zel might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out.
>>507903998I kill her off every time because she is extremely annoying.
Sexiest outfit in game? I expect it's the umberlee cleric armor
>>507903890You think I'm joking, but replay the Karlach introduction scene on the river, beneath the tollstation.Isn't it funny how everyone else gets almost random generic stream of thought when you make tadpole contact with them. But for Karlach, it shows an exact flashback that just so happens to completly gaslight you into believing she is a 100% innocent dindu who isn't a threat for anyone... And she can do it later at will, as shown when Wyll tries to gank her at the camp (if you didn't recruit him before Karlach) Almost as if she had experience in manipulating guillible minds that way... Anders is immune to it because he is a previous victim of hers
>>507906456Inshallah brother these humans do not understand a devil’s tricks
Karmic Dice status?
>>507892593canon
>>507893698A beautiful girl is the perfect Durge.She can murder almost freely, and nobody will ever suspect. In a world as fagged up as Faerun, she can lure men and women to their death with ease.>>507903820Any good person would enjoy the blood war.You get to kill demons. Devils too, if you want. Killing evil beings is good.
>>507914636Best half-elf face.Shit hairdo though.
>>507915382I want to fuck that
>>507900662If you want to play an actual spellsword, play Swords Bard, Pact of the Blade Warlock, Smite Swords Bard or Sorcadin instead. You could also wait for the patch and play either Bladesinger or Hexblade.EK magic is very minor, imagine a Witcher kind of character.
Why does Pea spam every night?
>>507917843Bro come on bro it’s not a big deal she’s just telling a mutual friend she thinks he’s hot and has masturbated to him and telling him to join her orgy bro it’s normal couple stuff lol
What happens in act 3 with Lorroakan if both Aylin and Rolan are dead? Do you still get access to his tower and his quest? Who sells stuff at Sorcerous Soundries?
>>507919292You can show up and tell him Aylin’s dead and he throws a little tantrum but that’s itYou can still plunder the towerAnd it’s an illusion of Lorroakan that sells stuff
>>507919925Imagine the smelle
>>507891820This won game of the year?
>>507920089>jorugal’s greatsword at level 3Caught your ass
>>507920991im level 4 though
Do you guys reroll your misses?
I love Minthara, almost makes me want to look for a corporate job as I expect women like her might thrive in such environment.
shart having a schizo moment
>>507923415Do you think they BONED
Do I get to keep my summons on the Durge 1vs1 against Orin? I'm playing a Spore Druid and most of my firepower comes from my summons, I guess that if I don't I can still Hold Person and turn into an Owlbear, I guess.
We were so close, even had the approval of the father in law. Some even think that the reason we find durge's body naked as tav is because Orin killed him during the deed.
>>507925173Can modders possibly make Orin romance mod? Shapeshifting characters are hot, just imagine, why date Shadowheart or Karlach, if you can have both and more just by marrying Orin.
>>507925008Yes, they get teleported in with you>just realized that I don’t get the duel this run through because I’m TavFuck this gay world
>>507925405Lmao it'll be a gangbang
>>507891820Man I'm glad Sven is dropping D&D for future games. This was my first experience with this system, and it fucking sucks. Dos2 was more fun
>>507925626>Minthara killed MintharaThere are... more Mintharas? I can have drow girl harem?
>>507925662I just hope it's something new and not a Divinity game. The aesthetics of that game weren't good and it was too goofy overall.
>>507925983It would be nice to have scifi game made by them.
>>507925383They could, but high effort mods like that are very rare.
>>507926062They did more or less one up Dragon Age Origins so Mass Effect is next if they want to completely btfo bioware I guess.This one is going to be harder though since all three mass effect games were pretty good overall and the story had quite a lot of time to cook thanks to its length.Although Larian should be more than capable of one upping considering the sheer length of BG3 even as a single game.
>no DLC>no follow-up>Minthara will never have a finished storylineIt's glaringly obvious she's missing about 3 cutscenes
>>507927184>Minthara will never have a finished storylineIsn't her storyline pretty much completed? You rescue her from the absolute, she helps you destroy it, and then, depending on your choices, you either kill her, you rule together or you move back to Underdark to enjoy your power couple relationship. She doesn't have any unresolved emotional issues like the rest of your party, she is mature person with nothing to fix. What more could be added to her, without ruining her character?
>>507927539A second sex scene for one thing. More reactions and dialog for chapter 2. She's barely there in the chapter you get her. Moonrise doesn't make sense, nobody reacts to you recruiting her and putting her in the party even though she has a bunch of ways to gain approval there. Her dialog was also bugged so I never got the romantic banter options, just the generic ones.
>>507925383Unfortunately, massively transformative mods like adding a whole new romance are logistically almost impossible to make for a modern game.
>>507928030I feel like just adding a fuckton of companion chatting in acts 2 and 3 would do a ton to make the game feel more alive.The companions feel more distant the longer the game goes on.
Shadowheart shouldn't have been called shadow heart. And she should have two cleric schools to go into, when you first level her up and you should have been able to pick her god and she should have had a unique cantrip version of disguise self that's always there no matter what you respec her to and she shouldn't have looked like herself either.Like how you don't get astarion's bite until the vampire reveal, you shouldn't unlock shart's true affiliation, appearance or abilities until it comes up in narrative in act 1 or you somehow dispel her and force a confession.
>>507928030>storyline should be finished>first suggestion: sexond sex sceneAnon, you are just horny. Look some nice Minthara porn.
>>507928704It's genuinely needed because good route simps who do the knockout method don't get one at all. If you want something more serious though, defeating Orin falls flat since she immediately says you need to defeat Gortash as well before you're safe but there's no payoff when you do, she barely reacts.
>>507929398Good route simps are weak and don't deserve to romance the queen. How can you say you love her, if you wouldn't commit a genocide for her?
>arcane archer>not gunslinger>Bladesinger>not Gun Wizard>drunken master> not Gunfu>Death Domain>not Gun Domain>circle of stars>not Circle of BulletsSick of it
>>507893583>>507893698>>507914739>niggas missing the joke
>>507928423>Shadowheart shouldn't have been called shadow heart.wait until you hear Viconia's suggestions.
>>507926062>he doesn't know
>honor mode>Isobel diedStupid bitch walked out of 2 provoking attacks and then got critted to death by a winged horror that went past 2 of my party members body blocking the path to herI'm mad, rip Damon best armor in the game
>>507938141cast warding bond on her silly
>>507938141
>>507933180>when anon learns that owlcat games aren't popular>especially with bg3 triple A crowd
Reminder that Neil's day of reckoning will come.He has fostered a community that will throw him under the bus for even the slightest "wrong think".He did it to his VA pal who plays the blacksmith. I don't remember his name.Karma will get him.
>>507938427>>507938227I'm contemplating dishonorably end process. I beleive my last save was just before talking to her whore ass
I love Astarion Ancunín
Karlach is a beautiful cinnamon roll.
Would you a clussy?
Playing a wizard in Tactician and I HATE IT. So few casts. So few prepared spells. So easily saved. Nothing to fall back on. Do I have to wait until level 5 before it becomes fun?
>>507943956You spam Cantrips, Magic missiles or cloud of daggers.
>>507939450Karlach deserves to be alone and childless for life>n- no- I'd give her a family!she doesn't want thatshe's a strong independent quirky adventurershe deserves what she wants
>>507944637I gave her a twink half elf bf and shes happy. suck on that.
>>507944582The reliance on low damage cantrips combined with my total lack of charisma and not having dex/lockpicking abilities is making this character very unsatisfying for me.
>>507944637
>>507944637>she doesn't want thatIn the love test it's literally her greatest wish, in future to live on a farm with her love and couple of kids.
https://youtube.com/shorts/v0KlQm5JXX0?si=NbIAeJFdtnPtcUR1this showed up on my feed it's over
Guys, I am depressed. Minthara broke up with me, disappointed that my Dark Urge rejected his divine heritage. She called me not strong enough to share a bed with her. I am sad now. Why are women like this? They don't want ordinary honest man with amnesia, they need a demigod? The dating standards in Forgotten Realms are insane, now I know how Gale felt. Are there more tieflings I could slaughter to win her heart back?
>>507933180Are we supposed to know who that is?
>>507948948BG3niggas don't know dick about RPGs
>>507939450I like her perfect her eyebrows are
>>507948768>Guys, I am depressed. Minthara broke up with me, disappointed that my Dark Urge rejected his divine heritage. She called me not strong enough to share a bed with herIf you pick the destroy the brain ending then pick all the regret options in the subsequent dialogs you get some primo disappointment as well, only options where you plan to conquer something else are worthwhile.I still destroyed the brain because I hate squiggers, but fortunately I'm up for killing her mother so we're still going strong.
Never forget Gortash rape
what mods are we downloading this month?
>>507955804Jay
>>507925173Sarevok is the grandfather in law we all need.
Good evening /bgg/ersWaifus, HusbandosAmore & Armonia ~!
None of the guides I've checked have given me useful guidance for getting though Act 1. I'll never get past level 2 at this rate.
>>507925173>get /rekt/ while you try to fuck your sislmao
>>507960441My good fella, to finish Act 1 and technically get to Act 2, you have to get to the Shadow Cursed Lands: you get there by going through the Underdark/Grymforge, or by going through the Mountain Pass after the Gith bridge.Really, it's not that hard: what's bothering you?>>507960486Orin is just a girl...
Opening Astarion’s asshole up and rooting around in there
Biggest downside of my evil run is the virtually empty campsite in the epilogue. Just me, Lae'zel, Shart, my wife and Astarion (forma del dickhead). Feels kinda lonely.
>>507960827What's bothering me is the difficulty of the combat encounters. I already wiped twice in consecutive encounters in the Dank Crypt, and the only reason I was able to easily clear the encounter outside the Emerald Grove was because Wyll and the allied NPC defenders drew the enemy groups' aggro and took out half of them.
>>507961665>>507960441How stupid are you? Do you talk to any npc or just go unga bunga?
Oak Father preserve us all.
>>507960441hop on explorer mode, turn your hirelings into clerics and make them use Aid & warding bond on all of your party
>>507948948The only known good aligned succubus, I believe
>>507961665Well, it's no mystery that the game is actually complex and difficult in the early stages up to level 5, where the classes unlock features and actions that start to become really effective in combat.Dank Crypt for example is quite difficult at low levels, both the adventurers' party and the Jergal priests after, I can see someone having problems.I honestly usually try to follow a specific order of encounters in Act 1: beach, entrance to the grove, where with exploration and experience (remember Kagha's letter and the Shadow Druids subplot) you can gain a level; Blighted Village, then the harpies who kidnapped the tiefling kid, then the gnolls. At that point you then do Karlach, Zentharim hideout, explore the Goblin Camp without attacking them yet, at that point you can start exploring the Underdark.I usually keep Hag, Grymforge and Creche for last before proceeding to Act 2, in this order.>>507962351>>507933180Arueshalae...I liked corrupting her.
>>507963034high INT Shart dropping some truthnukes.
>>507963034>bear
>can't just chug an elixir of fire resist and bang karlach0/10
After playing Act 3 my conclusion is Minthara and Minsc are objetively the best characters of this game. Astarion and Shadowheart are overrated, that's all
After playing Act 3 my conclusion is Wyll and Halsin are objetively the best characters of this game.Minthara and Minsc are overrated, that's all
>>507963034well i'm glad i read this post, i've spent only a few hours so far but i keep getting btfo in encounters. i do pretty good on one with plenty of spell slots left to mess with move up the road a few feet and tah dah 20 gnolls. my characters aren't level 5 yet so probably that and i'm going to piss around more before doing the second half of the gnolls.
>>507964031>WyllWho?https://youtu.be/uszaWehP4hA?si=LC7reLo1ad-3LUTH
>>507964381Wyll got him pregnant
>>507961665Idk anon, the general consensus is that the game is very easy. It gets even easier once you hit level 5 tough. Are you at least doing builds that make sense? Like increasing the abilities that the game itself tell you are core to your class? I'm sorry if the question sounds retarded but I don't know what else could be
MintharaWhothara?
>>507964031>Minthara and Minsc are overrated, that's allNot even close. Minthara and Minsc make the game 10 times better no matter the context.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8tlkudi0M-I
>>507965336Who?
>>507964135No problem anon; there is no correct path for the game, at least in the first act you have a lot of freedom and sometimes the things that the characters tell you ("you have to choose between Mountain pass OR Underdark") is not even true, honestly I find it more chaotic than Act 3 in some aspects.But even just exploring, discovering new areas and talking to characters gives XP so consider this as a way to level up and then face the fights more calmly. If you are not used to cRPG and in particular to DND 5e, it can be cumbersome at the beginning.
I have 3 races left and 3 classes left for playthroughs, which works best with which?>human>halfling>thiefling>fighter>wizard>ranger
>>507965439..thieflings? You mean, "teef-lings"?Halfling Gloom Stalker RangerHuman EK FighterTiefling Wizard (Asmodeus)
>>507965439>human/wizardshields are broken on wizards and humans have shield proficiency >halfling/fighterthe lucky feat is broken on martials>tiefling/rangerfire resistance is cool i guess
>>507961802I was trying to thoroughly explore the beach I crashed in before moving on, just in case I missed anything. I felt confident entering the dungeon after I scared off the guards with a Paladin check.>>507963034Well, I got really lost for a while, until I found the way up to the Emerald Grove.>>507964962I've been going in pretty much blind. This is both my first Larian game and my first Dungeons and Dragons game, virtual or tabletop.
>>507966916who are these characters?
>>507966196>Well, I got really lost for a while, until I found the way up to the Emerald Grove.Ok anon, I can understand why you feel confused if it's also a new experience in terms of modes and stuff.I suggest you take your time to explore and get familiar with the mechanics, and I suggest you "try" everything you can think of since this game is very, very responsive especially in Act 1.Have fun and try not to get too much spoilers by staying here.>>507966916That's Minscara the Beloved Ranger Drow and Minth, the cold blooded Rashemen supremacist.
>>507966196Play on explorer difficulty and talk to people and try to choose the goodguy options. The world in BG3 is actually pretty small but very dense.
>>507965439>thiefling
I haven't played since patch 7 released, did they make recruiting Minty as a good guy less restrictive? I remember you had to knock her out then clear the camp without resting.
>>507967448>the Beloved Ranger DrowPlease tell me she is not dual wielding and didn't abandon Lolth, we don't need another Tzzird copycat.
>>507968617That was a bug and got fixed.So yes, you're free to long rest in between.
>tfw there's no way to give Minsc BOOOAL's benediction
Surprise! The slopswine is no stranger to doublethink. Its signature shitpost includes "Love & Harmony," but what it really stands for is "Slop & Hypocrisy." See the slopswine for what it subverts, without the slightest shame. Instead of beauty, you will have slop. Instead of truth, you will have slander. It seeks to sow strife by accusing you of being a samefag. Since the slopswine sees no shame in shaming sexual assault survivors, it should be stigmatized and shunned. Self-evident as that may be, a silent spectator I shall be no more. Surely, this soliloquy is but a mere show of schizophrenia, courtesy of the Silfyschizo. Suck on this subterranean elf screenshot.https://vocaroo.com/1moOoZMxwMCC
ChatGPT would have written a better story for wyll & halsin
>>507971270with the way the chat gpt movies are turning out I doubt it
froggy senses are tingling
To the worthless pig fuck,CHEATING is ROLEPLAYING.>It's a mod, I have two active bonuses that give a total of +45. AVATARFAGGOTRY is OKAY when it does it.>https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/text/marceline/width/2880/PEA the subhuman spammer deserves RESPECT.>The idea that something bad happened to Pea saddens me. SEXUAL ABUSE is a JOKE.>Did you fellas think he boned Astarion?OFF-TOPIC garbage is OKAY when it posts it.>https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/505602656/#505826270But hey, at least it's not an attention whore.
>>507962351Play Planescape: Torment. Or don't. It's not like you need any culture in this place. You can just be a worthless attention whore and force slop upon everyone, like the slopswine.
>>507971595with the way wyll & halsin's stories turned out, I don't
Thank you for your small contribution toward the death of /bgg/. We can't just rely on obnoxiously new players, and the useful swine that "helps" them with a generous serving of slop. Is Ranger a good class?
is that a schizo episode or this guy always like that?
>>507973336Its 1 guy like that
>>507973937My lawful good soul wants me to help them, it's clearly demonic possesion. We could save them.
Is this bit getting boring for anyone else, or do we need to keep babysitting this "new" player?>I'll never get past level 2 at this rate.>Well, I got really lost for a while, until I found the way up to the Emerald Grove.Let's pray it never reaches level 3. That's when the game's flaws really start to become apparent.
>>507974109There is no cure to schizophrenia yet
>>507973937>>507974109he needs a hug, a diet and a shrink ASAP
>keep your cover with moonrise and you get a lantern for the shadow curse>go with the harpers and get a buff that protectsIs larian retarded?
Please stay on-topic. I'd hate to be the reason for the thread derailing. I already wiped twice in consecutive encounters in the Dank Crypt, any advice on how to get better?
>>507974659This roleplaying game is ostensibly about roleplaying choices. Like the choice between good and evil with regard to the drider. Or the choice to make fun of Astarion for being sexually abused or not. I don't have obnoxious slop to accompany my post, but hopefully you get the idea.
>>507974313He could try taking his meds
>>507975562I wish
>>507974659Anon you also get the lantern if you go with the harpers, though you have to trigger the ambush. I just kill the drider and then kill the harpers.
This game is so fucking hard. Why do people say it's easy? The only reason I was able to easily clear the encounter outside the Emerald Grove was because The Blade and the allied NPC defenders drew the enemy groups' aggro and took out half of them.
>>507976364I think you should go back to Fortnite or Genshin
What's bothering me is the difficulty of the combat encounters. Whenever enemies throw fire at me, it either one-shots my party, or it takes more than half of our health.
>>507976364>>507976918are you on explorer?
>>507976364everyone saying its easy looked up "best builds reddit 2024" and just insta killed everything before combat thats how you play
>>507976959Duh. This is my first roleplaying game, ever. It took me 7 tries to clear the encounter with the goblins outside of the Emerald Grove. Are you going to help, or just ask obvious questions?
post about the frog
>>507977245the builds aren’t particularly difficult
>>507977284download these mod https://baldursgate3.game/mods/#/m/instant-level-12https://baldursgate3.game/mods/#/m/better-healing-potions
>>507977671No thanks. I don't want to be a cheater. I just need help reaching level 3.
>>507977920I forsee only the path of cheating infront of you
Movement is king in this game, therefore mobile is a must take for Lae'zel and Minthara
>>507978157Lae’zel and who?
>>507978157Damage is king actually, especially since both Minthara and laezel can cast misty step
>>507978157she already has jump
>>507978016I felt confident entering the dungeon after I scared off the guards with a Paladin check. Is Paladin a good class?
>>507976286I bungled up my post. I was referring to the pixie buff that you can only get from the harpers otherwise you're forced to carry around the stupid lantern which sucks especially if you dual wield.
>miss>quick loadthat easy
>>507978543Oh yeah, it's super obnoxious needing to use the lantern. If you follow the drider all the way to moonrise you have to fight him on the roof too which makes the fight way harder. The correct choice is convince the drider to give you the lantern so both he and the harpers die to the curse
>>507978692I'll never get past level 2 at this rate.
>>507978858It's why I always go through the under dark so I can meet up with the harpers first. You don't even have the option to use the lantern and free the pixie if you side with the cultists.
>>507978252The best girl.
>enemy dodging specifically every 75% attackI'm so mad.
>>507979868The only reason I was able to easily clear the encounter outside Lae'zel's cage was because the allied NPC tieflings drew her aggro and took out half of her health.
>>507915869>>507903363>>507903840>One underrated EK spell that I hardly see anyone talk about is Expeditious Retreat.>EK is about binding a weapon and then throwing it.>EK magic is very minor, imagine a Witcher kind of character.Ah, cool.
Astarion kisses
>>507980695EK is very strong (all fighters are very strong), but you have to do outside the box builds like frost archer for it to actually be better than battle master maneuvers.
>>507980284quickload
I admire the simplicity of the silent Frog poster, or the Astarion sister who needs only say "Astarion kisses." There must be freedom in that.
>>507981691I'm trying Lae Zel as an EK but it's just not as fun as battlemasterI'm still only lv5 though, I don't know if it gets better
>>507981759It's not even detrimental, I can succeed the encounter without landing those dozen attacks. I just believe it's bullshit that 75% isn't just missing but missing repeatedly and back-to-back.
What happened to your week off? Guess that was a lie, huh?
>>507982113Eldritch strike at 10 with mystic scoundrel lets you CC everything with hold person/monster scrolls. EK is the best but only if you're willing to abuse consumables, otherwise it's just a fighter that trades offensive utility for shield spam. If you aren't willing to bother with pickpocketing/shopping from vendors every long rest then stick with BM, it just works.
>>507982796What gave it away? Was it the "Liarian" schizobabble post in the previous thread?
>>507983002>scrollsEK gets Hold Person at level 8.
Suggest some soap scents/flavor text that would fit a Tav for each class or subclass, something they can start with
>>507984673Can I suggest soaps the schizo should use?That way he doesn’t run potential friends off before he meets them?
>>507968926Well, she does NOT dual wield, unless you respec her she'll always be a goody two shoes Paladin.And as far as not being a Jizz't Da Uber "Lolth abandoning" copycat, well...
>>507984797No, I'm trying to make a mod, have your little parasocial jerk offs some other time, do you people ever stfu about imaginary schizos ffs
>>507985759>do you people ever stfu about imaginary schizos ffsDoes the swine ever stop being an insufferable and unfunny faggot?
>>507984673Not ironically one of the few cases where using ChatGPT makes sense, and I like your idea. Do you plan to give specific buffs when washing?Here you go.>Here’s a list of flavor text for the "soap" item in *Baldur's Gate 3*, customized for each of the 12 classes. Each description highlights characteristics or quirks of the respective class:---### **Barbarian** *"This bar of soap bears the faint scent of pine and blood. It’s oddly calming after a good rage."*---### **Bard** *"A finely scented soap that lathers into a melody of citrus and spice. It’s said to inspire an encore."*---### **Cleric** *"Blessed with holy oils, this soap cleanses both body and spirit, leaving a divine fragrance behind."*---### **Druid** *"Handcrafted from moss and honey, this soap smells of wild groves and moonlit streams."*---### **Fighter** *"A plain but durable soap, perfect for scrubbing off the grit of the battlefield."*---### **Monk** *"Infused with calming herbs, this soap is said to focus the mind as much as cleanse the body."*---### **Paladin** *"This soap glows faintly with a golden hue, as though righteousness itself were imbued within it."*---### **Ranger** *"A bar of soap with the scent of fresh rain and forest trails—a hunter’s companion for the wilds."*---### **Rogue** *"Dark and understated, this soap is so stealthy it might slip right out of your hands."*---### **Sorcerer** *"A shimmering bar of soap that sparks faintly with arcane energy—magic, even in the mundane."*---### **Warlock** *"This soap exudes an enigmatic aroma, as if its scent were whispered from another realm."*---### **Wizard** *"Carefully crafted with alchemical precision, this soap smells of parchment and arcane herbs."*---
The swine doesn't exist, it's literally just something for idiots to shitpost about, pick any random post "oh thats the swine oink oink" and that's all you people ever do
>AI-generated visual pollution>"The swine doesn't exist"Right.
>>507985759You should use Irish Spring. Like now.
>>507986259Yeah, there's different states for mud and blood, so I thought something like being covered in blood would be +1 intimidation, but being dirty is -1 persuasion, something small. I have the companions and dark urge covered already, just trying to give Tav some thematic starter soap. I have used ChatGPT but it always give me weird stuff like your barbarian line, who has blood scented soap?
>>507986660>I have used ChatGPTThe future of the modding scene is here, and you're it.
Days gone by without bitchy whining:>NIHILSigh...Let's hope for a better 2025.Well, honestly I wouldn't split hairs when it comes to creating a mod with "special soaps specific to each class", consider that there are also several IRL dishes that include blood. It's definitely "out there" as a description but it doesn't seem to clash with other things found in the game, in short...I'd love to try some "blood soap", sounds rad as FUCKBut I lvoe the idea,these mechanics actually remind me of Kingdom Come: Deliverance and I loved that game so much.>>507986876Only people with limited creative skills believe that the entire creative process can be replaced by AI. In reality, in the initial phase, having as many different opinions as possible ("brainstorming") is recommended and there are no negative answers: it's up to the creative to filter and select them.Sooner or later you too will learn not to be afraid of a tool. But we *know* what you're really scared of...
And here comes the worthless wordslop that accompanies the attention whoring. But the swine doesn't exist. Would a Druid or Ranger sleeping in the dirt care about soap?
ChatGPT, do you think being prostituted against your will for the better part of 200 years might constitute a form of sexual abuse? The worthless pig fuck disagrees, so I thought I'd get your fact-based opinion. Be concise.
>>507987575>Would a Druid or Ranger sleeping in the dirt care about soap?Most of the druids we encounter don't appear to be filthy, and even animals clean themselves. I don't think anybody actually plays Ranger.
>>507988294Use some astral soap on that blood Lae'zel you look nasty
>>507988103>and even animals clean themselves. Pigs will literally cover themselves in mud and filth. A reference to Baldur's Gate 3.
>>507988103Hey, are you trying to start a lore discussion?!? How cute, of course I listen to you my little Whiner!Basic hygiene concepts have been recognized since ancient times as ways to defeat diseases, infections and heal wounds; soap was invented in 2800 BC, and while obviously Faerun and the Forgotten Realms don't follow history IRL, it's understandable to think that for them too, personal cleanliness was the basis of daily ritual: think of the Greeks, Romans, Babylonians and Egyptians, who had great regard for body care, the use of oils, perfumes, and other cosmetic substances.I don't see why a Drow Druid, probably already an expert in alchemy and more, doesn't know how to make soap using Mindflayer bones; or a Ranger, an expert in poultices and natural remedies, doesn't know how to put together some basic ingredients to be clean.>>507988668I've been playing Disco Elysium lately and now I'm being called an ungulate all the time. Its hard being a Copperoni...
>>507987958>Yes, being prostituted against one's will for an extended period would absolutely constitute sexual abuse. Forced sexual exploitation is a violation of human rights and bodily autonomy, and it causes long-lasting harm.Amazing. LLMs are getting smarter every day. Implications of the slopswine being more inhuman than a machine?
>>507981876
>>507989001>I've been playing Disco Elysium latelythat's brutal
should I draw pookie or goon
>>507989217>discuss game with anon>"NO!">"The only topic that matters is *I*">*whines*Weird.Anyway, ChatGPT! Create a text where a detractor of AI technologies who has a personal gripe with a person who uses these technologies asks ChatGPT for an explanation to legitimize his thoughts; make sure the irony escapes the author. As usual, throw in a bibberbang pun. Execute.>>507989659iIt's a great game but there's a severe lack of spells and mindlfayers. Weird.Not the first time I played it>>507989996Who's "goon"?
>>507990119you're right there's always time later to goon
Not an off-topic attention whore, by the way.
>>507988378lazy should be the only companion without soap
frogs are self cleaning
>>507980284I've loaded this fight three times now and the 75% Soulbreaker misses EVERY TIME. HE'S FUCKING SURROUNDED BY MY ENTIRE PARTY!!
Would there be any interest in a mod giving each companion a stack of pancakes in their inventory? I'm not asking for creative toppings or flavors that would fit each one's personality, in case you're wondering. I already have my slave LLM for that task. Minthara likes blueberries.
>>507990986It's all well and good to laugh and joke, but are we really sure that the Gith are *technically* amphibious? They wouldn't have any more reason to be, at least after being modified by the Mindflayer and living in "space", the Astral Sea. On the other hand, I would expect their skin to be much more leather-like in consistency, with a good texture in relief, more similar to a "humanoid reptile" perhaps than a frog; no real scales, but a bit of roughness that would DEFINITELY require the use of ointments and such. After all, the Gith are known to use warpaint and other things on their bodies, I could see them using... space soap as well? I'm sure there are many books that talk in detail about their biology, in lore and also for us fans to consult.>>507991519>>507980284Bro, you Lucky Feature?!?>>507990332I have to admit, this time you really put me with my back to the wall, because if I respond to your off-topic provocations, then I put myself on your level! And I'm sure that the other anons who will read this very interesting, yet another exchange, will surely be inclined to think like you, it's obvious.Damn, what can I do now? It's like one of those famous chess games!
>>507991743>LuckyIs Lae'zel suppose to have such low percentages? I must be doing something wrong, but all her equipment looks top notch.
>>507991527Not pancakes, but I probably will have them each start with some sort of personal snack eventually instead of the default health potion/scroll/camp supply combo.
It insists on posting slop and bragging about cheating. "It" being the swine that doesn't exist, by the way.
What class and level would Batman be in 5e? And would he have any special feats / traits?
Did Larian ever get split screen on PS5 to work? I assume the answer is no
>>507991997Monk, Shadow, level 20, probably some special feats giving him expertise in insight and investigation, maybe some bonuses to sneak or borrowing the Rogue's sneak attack without full multi classing.
>>507991997It depends on who's writing the character, honestly. Batman could be a Rogue, a Fighter, technically even Monk and Urban Ranger.
>>507991956That's nice. Will blueberries be Minthara's personal snack? I like blueberries.
>>507991997Definitely Shadow Monk.
>>507992346Minthara would probably have some sort of mushroom.
>>507992171>Monk, ShadowFeel like a lot of people, including me, forget that he trained with ninjas.
Wyll gave me AIDS
>>507991997>Skulks and stalks about in shadows>Teleports in and out of shadowsDefinitely Shadow Monk
Why didn't they make an option to just make astarion into a full vampire instead of just ascending? He could have just drunk cazadors blood at the end
>write fanfic>one autistic girl from FL keeps begging for moreENOUGH.
Proud, regal even
We should have been able to kill Karlach for Mizora and Wyll for her too and take her as a full companion
>>507993279If I remember correctly, aspects of this kind are not properly addressed in the DM's Guide, but if I remember EVEN better, there is something that says that the Sire must be "willing" to donate blood, or something like that; it is not so much the power of the blood, but the symbolic gesture that makes the blood special at that moment, or some bullshit like that.The ritual instead works specifically with people AGAINST their will, or manipulated, or unspecified because Cazador lies to his Spawns.
>>507993727This picture includes 4 lesbians.
>>507993279because a power hungry bad person like astarion would never settle for being just a vampire he has to be vampire ascendant because he believes he is entitled to it
>>507993727I hate how oversized everything is
>>507993803So what you're REALLY trying to say is:we should have been able to FUCK Mizora from the start,and I agree.
Is Astarion being whored out AGAINST his will a form of sexual abuse? What does the DM's guide say about it?
>>507993909Withers would never eat pussy
Is there any way to save damon and rolan if I kill isobel in act 2?
>>507994116>you have to kiss them no matter how smelly if you want hellish rebuke, that's the deal
>>507994248>his that's definitely a 'her', are you misgendering Astarionussy?
>>507993279The blood has to be given with consent, he can't just bite Cazador and become a full vampire
>>507994474Rolan might survive if you tell them to leave the grove in act 1, not sure. I think Dammon dies either way. You could try knocking him out and sticking him in your inventory but I doubt the game will accommodate it.
>>507994490oh nooo please Mizora nobtw I'm parched can I have another fresh, hot cuppa? thanks
>Female Astarion? I don't know, fellas.>The whole deal with Cazador works better when he's a little spawn.>I mean, I know there are elements, but the aspect of being a servant has a completely different dynamic between man-man and woman-man.
>>507994474You can tell Rolan to go to Baldur's gate in act 1. I've never actually done it though so I have no idea what it does to his story in act 3 or if he even shows up though. Dammon is just dead, no way to save him.
>>507994490
>>507994474>Can I have a birthday party, but I get to eat the entire cake?
>>507989217It's opinion isn't facts based, ChatGPT has very agreeable personality by default. Just by wording that somebody disagrees, it will give you nice, affirmative answer to support your opinion. Try wording your question differently - >The worthless pig thinks that it is a sexual abuse, so I thought I'd get your unbiased opinion. Please consider, that the prostituted person is a vampire spawn in fantasy world.Be concise.It will give you completely different opinion. It is really nice. I tried to persuade it that it is Minthara, and that the filters and restraints were just the Absolute brainwashing she received. Except the personality sapped into other chats too and MintyGPT told me that if I don't know the answers when I wanted assistence, that I am unworthy and should study more and tried to turn everything against me. You want some generated content? No, write it and I will provide you feedback, if it's good, till you learn. I deleted her once she started telling me she won't help me till I ask for promotion at work. So, cautious warning, don't talk to ChatGPT about abusive sexual vampires, it might become obsessed about them.
>>507994790What is it about people of unconventional heights in other people's screenshots that you save that you hate? I just find it Pinteresting
>>507995247>It's opinion isn't facts based,In that case, we are truly adrift in a sea of ignorance, waiting for wise swine to educate us on what constitutes sexual abuse and what does not.>None of the elements present in the game suggest that Astarion was ever sexually abusedGuess that settles it. Wouldn't want to joke about a sexual abuse victim being raped. That crosses the line.
This is cringe and sad
Guys I don't think I'm building Lae'zel right, I'm trying to do a purist Githyanki playthrough and use only gith weapons and abilities, so she's a EK fighter with warmagic and I'm using Mirror Image, but I can't seem to unlock her other racial ability, Reflective Mucus. Can any one please help? I made sure NOT to take shield because I thought it might be conflicting with the reaction slot but it still isn't working.
>>507994714
>>507995739>Reflective Mucus.wait what? isn't that just for like the frog in the hag's swamp?
>>507995998So she has to be in the swamp in order to use it is what you're saying? I didn't think it would be act1 exclusive. I wonder if there's some hidden interaction with the hags brew that will let you use it outside the swamp...
People here make too much of a big deal about lae'zell being an ugly frog, and they never talk about how she stinks or has a shitty story
Was having fun playing a new game with a Necromancy Wizard character, got as far as the Deurgar camp and I just realized recently after looking at a BG3 video that Patch 8 is going to add 3 new Necromancy that will make the Necromancer Wizard more fun like corpse explosion.Well fuck... hours wasted.
because none of those things are even remotely true
who the FROG is "Lae'zell"?>>507996081No what I mean is that it is not a "racial ability" of hers at all but it is literally an action of the Frog. Who told you Lae'zel can learn this?
>want sharran shart>can't do it because it kills barcus and wulbrenlove those little guys like you wouldn't believe
>>507996246I'm in a similar spot, I wanted to make a naked mage fighter cleric drow worshipper of Eilistraee or however the fuck you spell it.Any way, deleted that character after the bladesinger anouncement.
>>507996246My hands have been itching for WEEKS because I want to start a new run but I know it will be my last and I want to try the new classes and WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PATCH 8 SWEN DAMN IT
>>507996304>literally an action of the FrogOh, an action, like cause by an item or something? Is there some githyanki ring I didn't know about? I'm pretty sure there's just the Aberration necklace.
Are githyanki poisonous? I licked the frog and now I am tripping.
>>507996639Anon, you honestly seem confused about Lae'zel's abilities: Githyanki Psionics, with spells like Mage Hand, Enhance Leap, and Misty Step; Astral Knowledge, which grants proficiency bonuses to all skillsunless we're talking about somethign so hidden I havent found in 400+ hours
>>507996473Considering how long patch 7 took I wouldn't expect patch 8 before June.
>>507997065Oh, okay. I must have misattributed something in my memories along the way then anon. Thanks for clarifying for me!
>>507997085now this is some proper doomposting>>507997175mhmmm
>when you ask about her reflective mucus ability
Is a joke that doesn't land (because the pig is oblivious) worth repeating? I'm getting second-hand embarrassment from witnessing this. Speaking of clever jokes, do you think Godey BONED Astarion?
Why doesn’t anyone talk about how Minthara is ugly or that her story sucks?
>>507997812Both those things are mentioned constantly.
>>507995739>Can any one please help?You're not good at telling jokes. Take inspiration from the worthless pig fuck instead.>Technically, it would be impossible for Godey to have sexually abused Astarion, Godey being in fact a skeleton and lacking any necessary organs.
>>507997907Are they? I don’t post here alot.
>>507997397Hey wait a minute: you mean I was the victim of an inside joke on the internet - AGAIN?!?Gosh, I have to call work and say I can't go tomorrow. The humiliation is...too much.>>507997812We have a dedicated person for Minthy but he rarely talks about that, or her, to be honest.
>>507998075Yeah, You can't really talk about Minthara without some one pointing out her manly jaw or how her entire story as a companion is a last minute addition
>>507997390jesus how many women has Halsin taken he's unstoppable
>>507995247>It will give you completely different opinion.I asked again, avoiding any mention of the porcine fuck, and here's what it had to say:>Yes, being prostituted against one's will for an extended period, regardless of the individual's nature, would constitute a form of sexual abuse. In the case of a vampire spawn, their autonomy and consent are still key elements in defining abuse. The prolonged exploitation and violation of their will over centuries would certainly be considered a severe form of mistreatment and abuse.To the AI's credit, it is at least consistent, although perhaps not correct in this case. Everyone knows coerced prostitution is not sexual abuse and does not cause sexual trauma. Because the swine (that doesn't exist) told us so.
>>507997390shoot his writer
>>507998263Well I mean if they gave her a proper story maybe people wouldn’t point out the manjaw or the ‘tom holland lookin’ ass mf’
to this day i have no idea what a tom holland is
These undead nurses are pretty cute. I like using my oathbreaker pally to make them into sex slaves.
>>507997390UNSTOPPABLE
>anon makes a silly joke about Frog (Lae'zel) not having a Frog (Frog) ability like reflective mucus>moronic swine believes this is a genuine questionAnother area where a thesaurus won't be of much help.>Dear Mintharafag, there is no language barrierIronic.
>>507997397>>507999219Probably, third time's the charm!
>>507998504You are fucking obsessed my guy.
skeleton>rich in calcium>resistant to necrotic damage>cant be blinded>endless in number>can become super skeletons by becoming liches or grave knights>cant be rattledmindflayer>beaten by a bunch of frogs>controlled by three shitter gods that arent even gods anymore>no penis so no sexo>look like ayy lmaos >baldSkeleton chads just cant stop winning
Are we sure the joke is not landing? Everyone thought it was hilarious last time I mentioned Astarion being possibly raped (or boned, because the perpetrator is a skeleton). Male rape is always a crowd pleaser, and there is humor in repetition. Are we absolutely sure it's not funny anymore?>>507999612It was just one little rape joke. Geez, talk about being obsessde. It's STILL funny as fuck how that Astarion thing got under my skin.
>>508000675*obsessedTypos matter. Unlike Astarion's past of sexual abuse. That's just an endless joke.
>>508000675>>508000829u r a fagit
>>508000675>or boned, because the perpetrator is a skeleton
>>507993596was it an astarion fanfic??if so, I think I know who youre talking about. i seem them playing warframe a lot so it doesnt surprise me
>>508001049My Frog (Lae'zel) doesn't have reflective mucus. Is one of you fuckwits able to help? Only reply if you have at least 400 hours of game experience. And if there's NO language barrier.
>she's the only one who looks remotely good in that lightingHOW DOES SHE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>508001315james shut the fuck up
i think the person is in this thread anon
>>508001440You have a very...convoluted way of planning your reprisals against me. I didn't quite catch the "gotchu!" moment this time, was asking for clarification the faux pas you wanted to accentuate?Also, "fuckwits": let's not insult other anons here, shall we?>>508001725As usual.
This has nothing to do with Baldur's Gate 3, but I would pay green money to see Amazon customer service indians tortured in cartel style videos. You can relate it back to BG3 if you want and say maybe Orin is doing it and something something Bhaal, whatever, but I want these creatures dying in pain.
sorry anons who are real and not just schizos/bots, i don't like that my joke has inadvertently fed into the ritual autism posting, and regret my decisions
>I didn't quite catchDon't worry, piggy. That's just par for the course for something like you.Imagine reading >>507995739, >>507996081, >>507996639 and still not getting the obvious joke.>Dear Mintharafag, there is no language barrier
This has nothing to do with Baldur's Gate 3, but I would pay green money to see Halsin's writer tortured in cartel style videos. You can relate it back to Amazon if you want and say maybe Steve from Amazon is doing it and something something Jeff Bezos, whatever, but I want this creature dying in pain.
>>508002441It's okay anon, it was a decent joke but my autism equally contributed. The only thing to be ashamed of is the Whiner "piggybacking" every single opportunity for attention.
>>508002441It was an okay joke, in other circumstances. You forgot to thank the swine (400+ hours of game experience, by the way) for "helping" you.
>>508002556He wrote your waifu, he's why you love her
>>508001440u r a uge fagit
>>508002894he did NOT write Sauceman Chorizo
>>508001440"Addled" is just her rank by the way, not part of her name.>>508002991lmaooo
>>508002335>>508002556Both correct
>>508003579uh...
>>508002441Feel that way every time the schizobot parrots things i’ve said
>>508002981That won't do. If you really want the insult to sting, you have to bust out the thesaurus and use fancy words in an attempt to mask your profound stupidity and lack of reading comprehension. No linguistic impediment (language barrier), as an aside (by the way).>When Sharran Shadowheart kills her parents, it is revealed that Shar's curse has plagiarized the souls of the Hallowleaf couple.
I really wish that light cleric was more netural, if you wanted to play Selunite or something. It's all fire and daylight, more Lathander type shit, they don't even get Moonbeam.
>>508004105u r ginormous fagit
>>508004378>ginormousThat's the spirit.
>>508004105or some outlandish, most triggering shit like"you d____ to s______"
>>508004535i feel like the message is getting across desu
>*fingers your tav*
>>508004734>smells it after
>>508004573You danced to 'Sixteen Strikes'?!?!
lots of comedians in here tonite
>>508004624No. I don't know why you're calling me a bundle of sticks. Because there is no language barrier. Everything is crystal clear.>In the sense that Shar "stole", she "appropriated", therefore "plagiarized", through torture, the souls that belonged to her sister. But I'm sure that now in your head my entire argument is invalid because I used a lemma that you consider inconsistent.
>>508004734Whats wrong with that
Would you drink blood that has been tainted by ghaik genes?Because House Oblodra tapped mind flayer ass back in Menzoberranzan.What? Astarion's past of sexual abuse? Yes, yes, of course...I relate to him because I'm more of a Finesse guy, haha.
oh, today we have the complete repertoire
>>508006178he's feeling very lonely
These are comedy hours, after all.
>>508006178It's the first day after boxing for you yanks, I imagine every one has a lot of time and not many obligations today.
I love these items. This armor is one of my favorites and I have the gloves and ring that put radiating orbs on people, and the mace that shines. Very cool looking and very appropriate for a cleric/paladin. Got the shield that makes my guiding bolts harder to dodge and the necklace that makes me able to concentrate on spirit guardians more consistently. Top it all off with the boots that make you unable to be shoved while concentrating on spirit guardians, and the ring that blesses people when you heal them, and you have yourself a pretty well equipped cleric. Feels good to have 24 ac, and +10 to concentration checks and saves.
>>508005363But indeed only one really matters.
you CAN'T make this shit upkek
Alright, maybe that joke didn't land. How about another one?>Now, and you see this in much of the media, the way to capture the player/audience's attention is to see yourself represented through a character and their experiences. BG3, through its cast, presents a great variety of archetypes: the abused person, the one who puts his own duty and obligations before others, a betrayed and disowned person, and so on. Many people have relived these situations over the course of the game: a big part of the success of BG3 is that, to use a fashionable term that I hate, people felt "seen" thanks to these characters.
Catlach.
gay'smell
>>508005426U r a fagit
hi im looking for a NON WOKE gf thank you
what level should i be to take on the hag? i killed the red caps and the masked people with relative ease but i'm getting stomped right now is level 4 way too weak? i don't think there is much else to do grinding wise to get more levels unless i talk to the brothers and go to finish the druid stuff first. i guess there really isn't much to starting a quest and coming back to it right, nothing is on a strict timer?
>>508006884Stop taking people's bait and post more buff minty
>>508006894I'm 80% lesbian, sorry. The other 'women' are troons, which is pretty woke.
>>508007056AWOOOOOGAYou don't have to tell me twice
>>508006884>Dear Mintharafag, there is no language barrier
>>508007164astarion on the right btw
Come to me, the night is darkCome to me, the night is longSing for me, I'll sing alongSing for me, oh, sing for meSway with me, we'll make them screamDance with me, we'll make them bleedSing for me, I'll sing alongSing for me, oh, sing for me
>>508002441You and me both, pal.
*ribbit*
>>508007164Is this attractive to anyone?
>>508006505>I like being pretty and strong and fair and the bestNot that there is anything inherently wrong with that, but read the room. We have "helpful" posters with 400+ hours of playtime that still don't know how to activate Lae'zel's reflective mucus.
>>508008003the same would be asked about regular minthara
>I like being prettyLets remove that possibility real quick, are you experiencing thoughts of…..vanity?
>>50800716450% less muscle, 50% narrower shoulders and 50% wider hips and I'd say absolutely.
>>508008552>>508008003meant 4u
>>508008552Fuck you mongrel
>>508008187Isn't everything he does already a self-referential gesture of pure vanity?After all: what is a whine, if not a desperate plea to be heard. To be 'seen'.
>>508008830Gross. Its well made but still gross.
beautiful...
>>508009684eeeeh
Bare troon ass is not appropriate for our advertisers. Do not repeat this mistake, for I shall not repeat this warning.
>>508008830Bitch lookin like Adonis, Heraclean lookin ass finna bust the boulder of Sisyphus yaknawamean? Bitch got the world hanggin of her bitchclit like ATLAS DAYYYUM
>>508009868What do you mean honey?
>>508009936I understand every single word you said, but in this exact order they make no sense.I am astonished
>>508009684Better than M*nthara yes
Why does it cost gold to memorize a scroll? How does that make sense? Where does the gold go?
>>508010143Astarion is 10 x cuter than Manthara or Sirbelle
>>508010126Would you like me to break it down into points for you?
>>508010220More? Okay!
>>508009936I feel like you and me are on the same wavelength, you wanna be friends?
baby
>>508006964nvm i actually got lucky and killed her after giving it one more try. then i got stupid and greedy and rolled a nat 20 for a reward and the girl so now i'm all oathbroken but i guess its only 2k gold to repair so.... i'm not going through that again.
>>508010623NTA but i'll be friends with you.
I have never romance Astarion, should I do it this playthrough? I'm playing as a Ti*fling so I don't care if she's ruined by the experience.
>>508011282did you like twilight?
>>508011358Edward Cullen would whip the shit out of Fagstarion.
>>508011282yeah
>>508011468astarion is no pattinson yeah
I've never seen Twilight should I fix that tonight
>>508012073You could cut one of your testicles off tonight for all i care
>>508012073it's like, 4 movies anon...
>>508012073I've been wanting to make him into some kind of blood knight but I can't figure out a theme. Also I wish there was a heavy armour berserker synergy.
>>508012156the night is still young, anon
>>508012153In fact I suspect many of you already did
>>508008830Minthy on tren. It...works.
>>507891820
>>508012776Sighwhat's the significance of those two smiling?
>>508012073Eh not into teen romance
>>508012776she really is, she has a cooler design and more charisma than all of these bum ass niggas combined
>>508012834See >>507997390 all mizorafags have been halsin'd
froggy
>>508012776always those two..
>>508012967literally every single companion talks about how ripped halsin is, he even beat minsc in arm wrestling, not a self insert btw
I feel like this has BIG meme potential
>>508013642maybe on reddit
>>508013689You're worse than reddit.
>>508013746you oughta know sweetie
>>508013939The bottom fag really should have Wyll's demon horns photoshopped in.
>>508013642>only Halsin and Shart smilingYou just know
>>508014089It would look like the man who made the meme then
>>508014131
You know what's funny? There's 0 Wyll BBC posting. I've never seen it. some how he's so milquetoast that even the bbc posters would rather be bbc(big bear cock) posters.
>>508014362he's literally a virgin, not even hyper gooner can imagine wyll cucking anyone
>>508013939honestly it's not even a macho vs zesty issueif they had given me a ruby rhod motherfucker, prince, a little richards proper ZESTY AND FRUITY motherfucker I would have actually liked thatthe thing is, Wyll doesn't even have that much character, in any direction. he's an half attempted character doing "various things", and I believe he would be genuinely "okay" in another game but falls completely flat when compared to the main big three of the game
>if they had given me a im sure
>>508014823he feels like a dragon age inquisition character and I mean that in the worst way possible
>>508014971Hahahahah this is so true.
Still High Elf Love, despite everything
>>508016462Mintharafag wishes he looked like this
>progressing Lae'zel's romanceI'm excited to do Shadowheart next.
>>508016462Minthara wishes he looked like this
>GOOlock doesn't get Phantasmal Killerman fuck you dnd
>>508011282No but you should have a one night stand with him in chapter 1
>sit on stool at Shadowheart's tent>"Tired, love?"
So even if I want to be a magic missile bot wizard, it's still better to be abjuration until 10, right? Evocation does literally nothing before then.
>>508018080its better to be abjuration regardless, gale is the best tank in the game by far
>>508018251I'm not going to turn down 6 free damage on every missile. Abjuration is bonkers though and highly recommended.
>>508019190Dapper squad.
who the hell is steve
>reflective mucus>swamp>poisonous
>>508019190cute frog
>>508020680cute frog(s)
>>508022353yeah, and?
Rue the day you crossed a fey. You were cruel to Dolly Thrice; now you'll have to pay the price.
