>Elden Ring: Nightreignhttps://www.bandainamcoent.com/games/nightreign>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Touch Bloodstain:>>507789393
I love sluts!
>>508012146i can see varreposter's nipple
>>508012146You can see Rya's nipple
>>508012468kill me
>>508012627Why
>>508012627later
Jannies, I'm probably evading my ban.Maddy, I'm sorry. I cummed.
>>508012909Kill yourself
>>508012909>>508012960Holy shit me too
>>508013174Kill yourself
>>508013268Oh noes
>>508013712
Why cant you threehand a weapon?
>>508016667wheres your third hand you stupid fuck
>>508017292here *unzips dick*
>>508017292Idk
>>508017558your clit doesn't have five fingers ur stupid
Opinions on Duchess?
>>508018367rape
DLC start rando is pretty fun, it only takes like 2 bosses to have a decent build going but you have to be creative with what you find.I did enable the "DLC weapons are +25" setting because I'm not that masochistic yet.
>>508018668tell us more, anon. what was the first boss you fought?
>>508019343I ended up doing phase 1 messmer in Rellana's room with a Messmer's Soldier's lightnign axe with about 30vig and 30 str, at scadu blessing 5. It was pretty easy because I did RL1 messmer before. I then killed a greater potentate who replaced beast claw logur, pumped vig then killed jori in the western mausoleum, trying the backstab strat. I got the pata from him and used it to kill a Deat Knight replacing Marigga. I killed the deathblight lion in the belurat gaol (a fucking pain with the small room and basilisks) and now I'm trying to get all the scavengers before triggering the miquella rune break.
>>508021825fag
>game is completely unsexy>/erg/ers cumming constantlyWhat is wrong with you people
>>508023060I haven't cum at all
>>508020839always makes me chuckle
>>508023060fanart
>try convergence mod>7 unique classes for int/fth builds>3 for int>4 for faith>3 for fth/arc>2 for int/arc>10,000 new spells, every one of them obscenely OP>only like 4 melee builds total and an archer build>barely any interesting new pure melee weaponsSo is this the mod for caster shitters who want to Not Beat the Game even harder?
>>508024085Maybe try reforged if you want melee focused and dodging
>>508024085>plays mod that focuses on overhauling spells>it overhauls spellsWowzies
>>508023775please don't do this to meI've already done it twice today
She
>>508026680I've don't it three times today. Once to mommy Marika, once to my wife Ranni and once to big sis Melina
>>508026680Why
>>508026867>Malenia attacks you without reason>She is niggresMiyzukee...
>>508026938Youre not supposed to
>>508027167because I was home all day and masturbating feels good
You guys should try out "Elden Ring" one of these days
>>508024085>you also steadily regen HP, every enemy has insanely bloated poise and hyperarmor to account for the assraping power of spells>you can buff infused weapons and can infuse every weapon with every type of infusionthe only cool thing I like is it added Blighted Blade as a weapon buff and assumedly added Helphen Blade as one as wel
>>508027349Youre not supposed to cum from it though
>>508027396huh you could block more than 2 hits in DS3? how cool, wish we had that in ER
>>508027856stop being silly, maddy. we've had this discussion before
where's the fc
>>508027836you can stack buffs to such a ridiculous degree it's pure unga bunga fun
Right heye
is it too late to get into elden ring? i just want to use online elements without too much waiting?
>>508030916Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeskind ofIt's a lot rarer nowadaysBut like 95% of the game is singleplayer, so like it depends on what youre wanting out of it, when you say "get in to", what like are you wanting to get in to?
2/4
>>508030916>is it too late to get into elden ring?No> i just want to use online elements without too much waiting?Question marks are used when asking a questionAlso >>508031136 might be a metanigger who doesn't get summoned anymore because hosts leveled up but the faggot is still stuck at RL60 +8 or at whatever level they're cutting their dicks off
>>508031136a handful of stuff. I want to be summoned for bosses so i can farm money in base NG, I want to help with invasions in teams and stuff like that. basically dealing with other player and stuff not just raw solo adventuring.
>>508031478No
>>508031637you'll still get some of that, but obviously not as much as when the game or DLC was new
>>508030916I still get summons everwhere
>>508031723is it like other souls games where i basically see no one until i reach PvP levels?
>>508031945no, it's much more active
>>508027396
>>508031136>>508031478>>508031723>>508031898thanks, I'm going to buy the DLC.>>508032151okay that's good to know
>>508032318np big squishy
>>508030916>is it too late to get into elden ring? i just want to use online elements without too much waiting?depends on your levelsurely theres been a recent uptick of new players since its been on sale and it was also just christmasbut it wont be like launch or even 6 months ago when the dlc droppedmy advice is to spam the human summoning mechanics or find some friends and run seamlessit has steadily declined since it launched and the DLC filtered alot of people
>>508031945most people have this on constantly, set to near+globalyou might not get summoned as often as you'd like to, but that's because most areas and bosses are extremely trivial to clear so people find it pointless to summon
Join the fc now
Melee sorc playthrough advice?Carian sorc spells seem good and I'd pair it with a shield and just bash with a staff (I might take the dlc sword that lets you cast on heavy but it seems too op)What are the go-to spells for sorc for bosses that button read?
>>508027243You're not my mom
>>508032786Who's in it?
>>508032853you use carian slicer, that's about it
>>508032853>bash with a staffno, it does single digit damage, maybe low 20s if you minmaxjust get some int weapon for when you run out of FP, otherwise use caria slcier and the couple other melee spells.You can use the close range burst ones too, they'e basically shotguns
I am going to violate Madison until her autism is fixed, and yes I do have to say this, and no I will not kill myself
>>508033474kys
>>508033474I dont have autism and 3ven if someone did, you can't rape autism out if someone, and no you don't and do it
>>508032853rock slingnight cometnight maidens mistzamor ice stormshard spiralslicer is good but some enemies can parry it>staff bashinglolnouse the hammer spellif you insist on casting only no melee at least offhand the sacrificial axe and trade in the elder elk soul for the FP on death ring so you get magic back as you get kills otherwise you will run out of blue
>>508032853carian slicer everything to deathcarian regal scepter spinning weaponfor style:carian greatsworddrill spellsgavel - has poise but not instantcrystal release - has poise to tank shit withthe other crystal spell that's a shotgunif you end up liking carian greatsword but want a ranged frost component: adulas moonbladefully charged knockdown on humanoids:carian piercer
>>508033697Don't worry, you'll be happy soon enough
>>508034230>>508033697>>508033474But why rape? That's my question. What's the deal with rape?
I'm on TOP of the WORLD!!! Miquella! THANK you for ALLOWING me to PERFECT PIECE A' PIZZA!!! HUUUUHHH?!?! This PIZZA has PEPPERONI on it?!? OR should I say, KEKKERONI??!?! NOW I GET it, MIQUELLA, YOU want to KEK me, RIGHT?!? You wanna GANGBANG MY CONSORT alongside RADAHN and BLAIDD while I WATCH and EAT my MEASLY RATION?!?! WHHHAAAA---?!?! You REALLY mean that?!?! Instead of EXPLODING in his DONUT BOX, you want to ADD COPIOUS amounts of ALFREDO SAUCE on my ZA like how you're CREAMING in my HUSBAND?!?!?! And then, you will ALL GUFFAW as you WATCH me WINE and DINE on SUCH a RICH and OH-SO-DELIGHTFUL DISH?!?! I will be LAUGHED at as you FOUR HUMILIATE and INSULT ME?!?! EEHHHHH?!? This ALSO has MUSHROOMS IN IT?!?! I SEE WHAT you are GETTING at!!! YOU want ME to CUM in a SOCK and LEAVE it in a WARM, yet MOIST PLACE, until the SEMEN SOCK starts to grow FUNGUS on it, and THEN you will FORCE me to eat this RARE and DISGUSTING MUSHROOM on a SCRUMPTIOUS SLICE?!?! EEEHHHHHH?!?!? SINCE this MUSHROOM will have SPROUTED from MY semen, it will * GULP* TECHNICALLY BE my OWN CHILD!?!? You're gonna BEAT me and FORCE me to INGEST MY OWN CHILD while I JACK OFF INTO MORE SOCKS?!?! AND this EXPERIENCE will TRAUMATISE ME, but DUE to the VERY NATURE of the ACT, I will get MORE aroused than EVER BEFORE!?!? I'll be ABLE to PRODUCE this FUNGUS on an INDUSTRIAL SCALE and SELL this GROTESQUE ABOMINATION to PIZZA PARLORS ALL OVER THE SCADUTREE?!?!? The ENTIRE LANDS BETWEEN will be FEASTING ON MY CHILDREN as I am LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL CLOSET, while YOU and my WIFE SPEND ALL my HARD EARNED CASH on APHRODISIACS?!?! KEKING me even FURTHER and CAUSING me to EXPAND my PRODUCTION???!! You two will be FUCKING LONG after I am REDUCED to a SKELETON in the CLOSET?!??! And I WILL NOT have DIED from natural causes, but rather EXTREME LONELINESS from being LOCKED and CAGED in a 5 SQUARE FOOT WARDROBE?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET COOKING!!!
Do you think I meant country matters?
fc status?
>>508035024We both know you'd enjoy it
>have to get used to the tiny delay after playing DS1
>>508038178Kill yourself
>>508038639metal gear?
>>508038178Most people would enjoy rape
>>508039097depends on who's doing the rapingif a 7-8/10 rapes someone who's single, the 'victim' won't even see it as rape, just quick surprise sex
Malenia.
>>508039638I dont think that has anyrhing to do with itOn a meta level, even if it doesn't seem like it, it can be flattering and like a compliment since it essentially means that someone wants you so badly they physically can't wait or keep their hands off you, even if it doesn't feel like a compliment at the time
>>508026867Has a nice voice.
>>508039948>>508039638>>508039097metal level rape would be 125-150
>>508040206Wouldn't 80 make more sense? You'd catch more people that are less experienced and won't expect it.
>>508039948women make no sense in general. Some described the experience as "powerless and didn't like that it felt good"
>>508040864Idk why people understand the fact that people can have different opinions about any number of topics but when it comes to rape suddenly everybody is supposed to agree about everything about it
>>508030085>suddenly late night fcs are a thing nowtoo late, I'm conversing with actual friends
>>508040864>>508041029we are ze hivemind bzzzbzz
>>508041182>suddenlyAnon thags the main time we've been doing it for months
Meep meep
>>508038682I'd like to kill my erection inside of you with an orgasm
>>508044249What?
>>508044967You would understand it if you didn't have autism
>>508045036God is watching you trying to groom a special ed girl rn
>>508045318Don't worry, it's not actually genuine
erg is erg
>>508023060It's like the Middle Ages. The more you hide it, the stronger it gets.
>>508045036I dont have autism, my mom had me tested
>>508047336they lied to deny you the autismbux
>>508047336You should get retested
>>508047634You cant get paid to have autism>>508047706You cant gain autism
>>508048738
I'm not ashamed of my autism.
autism prideworld wide
Why are people obsessed with Maddy and Nezuk and Varreposter?
>>508051159>Maddycoomers>Nezukdsgews screaming shoah>Varrepostercoomers
>>508051159dsg is more fixated on nezuk than us
i'm australian
>>508053589same
I'm Maddie-sexual
maddy is built for nezuk albeit
madison is built for my hardtack
Yous dont have to say thats
Madison is built for /erg/
in the next elden ring DLC we will have to choose between impregnating marika or melina or ranni (may choose only one)
in the next DLC we will have to choose between impregnating maddy or dark maddy or darker maddy (may only choose one)
here's how you fix pvp:reds get the same amount of flasks as before, BUT they get a FULL refill for each kill, and not just flasks, but equipped consumables and ammo as well. those with actual skill should find this arrangement quite fair.
ugh i'm too drunk for IQ demanding gamesguess i'll just play elden ring
>>508054450EAT THE FUCKING HARDTACK
why does warrior start with 11 arcane? lore implications of this?
>>508056618shut the fuck up please
bandit starts with 14, what could this mean?
>>508055740You already have a lot of advantages, don't be greedy.
>>508056870such as?
>>508056894Getting to invade people that are just trying to have fun with unoptimized builds while you get to be prepared and have the element of surprise on poor blokes just summoning to kill the boss.And you have the nerve to cry about being at a disadvantage. Dishonest.
>>508055740The best thing to do is actually give people an incentive to interact with the system outside "invading for the sake of invading". Both Recusants and Bloody Fingers have a named characters and specific invasion items (former is literally static that you could feed the items until you challenge Rykard like fucking Gravelord Servants with Nito), which would benefit from some sort of simple item->reward system, and FF could give an invasion/summon item that allows you to work similarly to how Mound Makers did in Dark Souls 3
why isn't samurai considered to be the best starting class?starts with high dex to pay the taxes, mediocre str, vig, end, mind, low int fth arcane
>>508057183it is considered the best starting class
>>508057183It is
>>508057247>>508057260oh i thought vagabond is
Rearranging Madison's guts until she's happy>>508057183It is thoughbeit
>>508057301You dont have to say that and that makes no sense
>>508057513Not understanding sayings that are in common vernacular is a sign of autism my love
>>508058258No I mean that sex isnt happy
madison are you asexual? what the fuck is wrong with you
>>508058301Can I have one example as to why sex is not happy for the average person
>>508058415Because sex ends with cumming and cumming is bad,
>>508058637you are fucking retarded madison. why is it bad?
>>508058390No but I wish I was
>>508058637How is an orgasm bad? Were you a victim of sexual abuse and you're too retarded to even attempt to move on?
>>508058705>>508058864It just is
>>508059181That makes no sense, you can't say that Madison
>>508059181god you're so fucking annoying
>>508059370Sorry
Madison is a good girl
madison post a picture of your face and body right now
Making Madison orgasm until she understands that it's a good thing and then playing Elden Ring
>>508061167>playing Elden Ringwho the fuck does that
>>508061545I do.
why are duelists so rude at rl150? they don't bow ever
>>508061906Because they're autistic, miserable losers.
i've blocked probably 50 elden ring players from colosseum alone
i am a very fragile person with easily bruised covfefes
latency chink spotted
>>508064096fag
You guys... kinda suck
>>508066014Nothing sucks as much as Madison in the bedroom
Reminder that Dark Souls 1, 3, Sekiro and Elden Ring are all superior to Redditborne.
Reminder that Dark Souls 2 is superior to DS3, DS1, Bloodborne, DS and especially elden shit
>>508066265you forgot 2
Patch?
>go take a nap aftera beer>have 6 different nightmares, wake up after each one so it ends>2 hours later wake up completely>check phone>some scammer PM'd me on telegram>recommend him to use toilets instead of streetshow's your day so far?
webm time
mages btfo
>unironically using bhs in duelsextreme cringe
>AoW costs 10 FP (8 w filigreed)>1000 damage>can be charged>goes through multiple enemiesWhose bright idea is this? It makes every other glintstone spell worthless
>>508076048i used it once retard
>>508076184and yet people barely use it, guess why? because it has low DPS and kills your mobility, and anything that dies to its AoW might as well been hit twice with DMGS and be just as dead
>>508076184You can get the Moonveil minutes after starting a fresh playthrought and it makes everything else obsolete.
>invading because of steam sale boom>somehow the host level on seamless plummets even deeper>vanilla is still unplayable garbageI should probably just do a soldier of godrick cosplay and entertain newfags
Should I stick quckstep or bhs on dryleaf feet?
>>508079834Just light roll and stick to Palmer Blast
THE RETURN OF FROST TWINK TO KILL THE UNKILLABLE (I am bad at simp mode radahn)
>>508056990You struck such a nerve, it can't even answer.
>>508079834blinkbolt
>>508082416does that work on perfume bottles too?I need something better than endure on my frost perfumes.
>>508059181it's not normal to be this stubborn, maddy
There's not a single team fight in Elden Ring as hard as the NG+ double pursuers in DS2.
>>508083726Could the average ER player beat any NG+ ds2 boss?
>>508083726Double pursuers are easy as fuck. You just have to be patient.The spastic godskin chuds are much more difficult
>>508083992>>508083726>>508084192ds2 double pursuers be like unlockwalk around in circles and poke them to death with rapier
>>508084298you just got combo'd for 100% of your hp
>>508084484SHUT UP
>>508083992Yeah, probably? Double pursuers isn't a bossfight.
>>508071447Pretty good.I think I've finally found an ARC/FTH setup that I like.
>>508084738>I think I've finally found an ARC/FTH setup that I like....an "ARC" (bloodfiend's arm) build with bare minimum faith?
>>508058415How can Marika and Radagon be in the same room together? Is one of them an illusion?
>>508084929No, it's a 45/45 FTH/ARC dragon caster with a Sacred Bloodfiend's Arm.
Malenia is unfair because she was supposed to be in Sekiro
Miquella is unfair because he's not over my lap, crying as I spank him.
>>508085539You can't even beat elden ring
>>508085675I'm too much of a masochist to beat anyone.
/erg/, what happened to you? I miss you, but the you you used to be. Not this graceless, tarnished version of you. The way your golden rays radiated from the vast array of anons who visited you. How you could always cheer me up and entertain. Now, I peep in from time to time and see nothing but soulless bodies shambling about, devoid of the Erdtree's grace. I miss y'all, but I hope y'all're doing well
>>508085180>Sacred Bloodfiend's ArmOh yeah that's the best infusion for it or something, right?
>>508085539He's not on my lap watching me beat his brother with nothing but the power of feet either.
>want to play without music, just with the sound of the environment>but everything is tied to "sound effects" including the god awful UI sounds, footsteps and combat sounds as well, and environmental sounds are barely audible next to those
lost in Caelid nowhere to gofeels good man
>>508088663Elden Ring has pretty meh ambient sounds because the zones are designed to have the BGM playing at all times.
>completely forget the name of the AoW that heals and is placed on hammers, greataxes, etc>just type in "divine smite">prayerful strike first resultfextra for all of its flaws, it did good this time
ER has by far the best sword and shield gameplay i've ever seen in vidya thanks to DLCBetter than monhun
>>508094850what do you mean? the counterattacks?yeah it's cool until you reach twin gargle on my balls
Can these retarded hosts let me buff before rushing into the boss room? Might help them not die in the first five seconds. I literally use shabriri's woe to keep the aggro off of their no vigor paper mache asses yet it doesn't help if I'm still buffing while they rush in and kill themselves before I even get a chance to babysit them.
>>508094850>Better than monhunYour brain is rotten
>>508095786>she's using more buffs than golden vow+physick
Man I started a new character because I wanted to try doing a parry + misericorde focused build but getting materials, talismans and whatever is a huge pain in the ass, exploring the game a couple times in my first character was fun, but this time its just a chore
>>508095786i love chink hosts who dont gesture rush in dont wave goodbye
>>508097959Cheat engine. O, you do have the right.
I just realized that Nightreign is the perfect opportunity for the Persuer to show up again. He could be one of bosses that can spawn in randomly and chase you down like Margit.
>>508099036I'm not very good using cheat engine, if I enter the game offline the anticheat wont start right?
>>508099756NTA but I use the offline no eac launcher thats on the seamless coop github page. Idk if anyone uses it anymore but it’s the safe option for me.
blue woman bad
>>5081002504 arms doe
>>508097959>grab lift medallions from the forts> go to Liurnia and grab smithingstone bell bearing 1>got to Altus and grab bell bearing 2>upgrade weapon to +12 and kill Marge >Go into stormveil to grab daggerTalismans aren't going to be super essential when you already have access to a +12 weapon early game so you can just pick those up along the way. Pretty quick and easy build to make compared to some others that require you to beat like 50% of the game to just get started.
>>508100998I wanted the dagger talisman too... I aim for the dlc, but you right I will do that to start with, I already parried margit ass to death
>>508097959New playthroughs in this game are so fucking ass.90% of the time is spent riding on torrent doing nothing, and because you already know where to go there's 0 exploration involved, and it doesn't even have the autopilot mode that other goyslop open world games have.
whens the next dleche
>>508101419https://youtu.be/TGxNXaHXHPI?si=hAStP3xNGEBv9C1r
>>508101951Because you lack imagination. It happens often to these of low extraction, like mongrels, and Americans.
>>508097543I'm playing a pure tank build that should make it so the host pretty much never has to take a lick of damage. All I need are golden vow and blessing of the erdtree and I can hold aggro all day for them, at that point it's not a question of if the boss will die but when. The only requirement I need for this strategy to work is for the host to not be a drooling retard and die before I even get through the fog door but somehow that's apparently a tall order.
>>508058637>>508059181Because it saps us of our precious bodily fluids...
>>508071447There are people trying to kill me
>>508098852Are there really that many chinks playing this game? I see "no horse" messages all the time but there's no way everyone who says that is chinese, surely some westerners just started to pick it up.
>>508102552You underestimate the power of chinks.
It kinda makes me very sad not all bosses can be parried, but then I remember the Deflecting Hardtear is basically a "parry that works in all attacks" just doesnt stance break directly, you just have to counter attack.
>>508104883I refuse to use the deflect tear just because it looks fucking ugly. Most weapon block animations look retarded and unlike in Sekiro your weapon doesn't actually move with the attack you're deflecting, you just statically hold it up and somehow a flimsly little curved sword is capable of taking the full force of a giant hammer simply because you pressed the button at the right time. It looks like a lazy mod.
>>508104883I wish it stance brokeLuckily like from what it looked like in the nightreign reveal trailer. The parrying character seems like it like canbdtance break just from the blocking itself if it's how it looks
>>508105413Yah... I wish it had a more clear indicator and animation of success
wait... how am I supposed to kill a furnace golem at RL1 and naked with a knife bros, I'm not specially good at this game
>>508106830lol
>>508106830Furnace golem stance breaking is damage based so you will literally be sitting there for 30+ minutes if your weapon isn't maxed out
>>508107007>>508108262the hardest battle in my fromsoft games history is about to come huh...