Eating Kolaches EditionPrevious: >>520066684
>>520551262First for gay sex with Hans
>>520551609Trying to spice things up. Worry not, I am a Hansry enjoyer.
>>520551414>Has anyone uploaded all the interactions with Barnaby?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1iOlMRTpWU
>>520551779THIS
>>520551779trvthnvke
RELEASE HARDCORE MODE AAAAAAAAAAAI CAN SEE THE STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS HAVE BEEN UPDATED IN THE PAST WEEK, I KNOW IT'S THERE, JUST RELEASE IT
Beginning of hansry breeding season
Hans is packing heat.
>>520552658>models were originally supposed to have fully rendered dicksvavra has committed a crime against humanity
I don't know what I am feeling but I want to share that it just occured to me that if you make Henry romance Hans then that turns Henry's conflict with Istvan and by extension Erik into something taken directly out of a BL manga or aa AO3 fanficBut it's fucking real LMAO
Should have christened this gen with hansry frotting. Im disappointed in yall
>>520553170Its okay you can say istvan and erik cuddle with hans
>>520553190I‘m shocked, too.
>>520552658What's a bottom need all that for?
>>520555290It means he's in heat
>>520553170>two gay/bi couples fighting all over Bohemia, threatening each other’s lovers >one half of each pair is a black knight >both pairs are codependent, lonely people and comprise of one noble and one peasant >three people out of four are also fucked in the headHans kind of breaks the pattern by being a normal-ish good person and unfucking Henry in the process, but otherwise it does sound like something straight out of BL.
>>520556654Which one of the four isn't fucked in the head?
Henry going unexpectedly psycho on random people always feels weird. This wasn’t even a threatening speech check, just a friendly offer to pretend neither of us saw anything.
>>520556815Hans. He has his issues, but he’s by far the most well-adjusted and least angsty of the four.
>>520557384Bro can't even sleep indoors without having a panic attack
>>520557543He got over it.
>>520556654Hans breaking pattern is kino thoughIt shows how Istvan/Erik did not have to make eachother worse and how Henry could have ended up if Hans was not a stabilising healing presence in his lifeKino, I say. KINO
>>520557187Main characters in RPGs are either complete blank slates who are shaped entirely by your choices like in BG3 or they have established backstory and personality like Henry who is a little bit of a nutcase because of trauma
I love how henry becomes a badass and cool near the end. His speech/intimidation/charisma checks now work beautifully. My yokel boy is now feared and respected hell yeah
>>520561543sex with henry
>>520558331Only when Henry is nearby
>>520561543It really is peak kino going from kcd1 neet yokel henry to kcd2 black knight chad henry
>>520562171
>>520563642and it happened in just a couple months timeline wise
the kiss that saved millions
>>520568627
>>520568627>>520569106Perfect
>>520568627this kiss literally saved my life
>>520569629Modern!Hans trying out new clothes and asking Henry for his opinion
>>520569629modern Henry has an ass made for business wear. Hans is so lucky
>>520574790>Hans smirking directly to the camera, as if to brag about just how well fucked he is by henry every single dayhe can't keep getting away with this
>>520568627The hug that saved millions
uhhh hansrybros?! What is Hans doing with that peach!?
>>520578590this hug has more passion and sexual chemistry than all previous vidya gay romances combined
>>520569629Would modern Hans be a model, heir to big corpo business, modern royalty, or what?
>>520581696the cyberpunk image from last thread is in my mind but Hans is definitely a Corpo heir princeling, who falls in love with V-Henry obv
Do I ever actually get a chance to tell Hans about Bozhena's situation? It was nice to be able to tell him I repaid her for us, and then Henry specifically mentioning that she had some trouble, but it was unrelated to us.
>>520578590Reminder that they would have kissed here if Brabant wasn't cockblocking
>>520580206I believe he is fingering Henry's asshole but it's hard to say for sure
>>520583239>corpo hans spreading his legs for v henryKINO>>520584847unfortunately not, it would be nice if there was post game dialogue about it and other stuff but no
finally some good fucking bottom!Henryhttps://www.tumblr.com/scrunggly-art/780028474390937600/well-well-well-it-looks-like-i-found-the-extent-of
>>520588042It's cute how Henry is always willing to learn new things
>>520589775who did Henry kill? I need context before I goon to this
>>520551262Erik is so fugging uggly. Istvan could have raped and mindbroken so many beautiful boys throughout Czechia.. and he chose THAT busted 20 year old face.
>>520590919There is no contextJust pretend it's Erik or something
>>520591194Istvan looks younger than him and he's 40. Guess the war and grooming aged Erik another 20 years.
>>520590919I'm gonna tell myself it was someone who caught them together and was gonna report them to the church.
>>520580206Visual metaphor for anal fingering.
That anon who said womans lot dlc is boring needs to play johankas part of the dlc
>>520591194>Hans seething about every rival bottom in his general proximity
Sometimes I think I'm trash at this game but after peeking at reddit and seeing everyone complain about not being able to Henry quality stuff while smithing and not being able to master strike I realize I'm actually a god gamer
>>520593526HD armpit textures when
>>520593938Only horseshoes are difficult to craft and by difficult, I mean the first time you make them they are difficult. By the third time it's easy to do
got raped by klara lads
>>520601624the only good klara is the kuttenberg bath house one
>>520552658The only thing Hans is packing is Henry's fat cock up his assThere is no way Hans is over 5 inches
>>520588042Henry is orgasming purely on the idea of Hans dominating him because there is no way Hans is doing much with his little bottom dick.
>>520605569>>520605920based and canon
>watching videos on the real historical figures involved in the game>every video to mention the rosenbergs has comments filled with nazitards talking about how they're 'nooticing' the jewish manipulation of eventsHow ignorant/retarded do you have to not know that berg is just the germanic word for mountain? I mean, there was an actual Nazi official called Alfred Rosenberg. It's one thing to not know that jews didn't have surnames until Napoleon, but to not know that there are no jewish nobles is just insanely stupid
>>520607573I'm very interested in how they taste but I live in south burgerland, I know I'll never find anyone selling them here
>>520599348ok
>>520608889Really? Theyr'e popular in Texas for some reason.
>>520616480Not that anon but isn't it because there are a lot of Czech immigrants with businesses in Texas? Particularly bakeries and restaurants?
>>520590652>those little straps on his legskino
>>520616989Yeah. I wonder if they liked KCD2.
>>520621771Maybe? It is well liked in the Czech Republic and the game was made to provide an experience of the historical events.
Ok,I'll bite. Why is this general gay as fuck?
>>520623347All the gens on /vg/ are gay
>>520623347I can't speak from a gay perspective but from what I understand it's probably the best and most organic gay romance in a game of this sort ever. Two very likeable characters, genuine buildup. Makes sense gays would cling to it. It's also by far the deepest romance option in the game unless you played the first and head canon staying faithful to Theresa. She has a really nice romance quest line in KCD1 but outside of like 4 dialogue options and a tacked on end game cutscene she isn't mentioned in KCD2. (In fairness the cutscene is kind of nice, Henry rides back to Rattay in full armor and she gives him a look like she's ready to bear him double digit children.)
Umm...why am I in rags after the wedding while Hans got to keep his nice clothes in jail?
>>520623347This is a single player game that's been out for a couple of months. Most people have already beaten the game and/or moved on to other games.The majority of generals for single player games eventually degrade into waifu talk.Llike >>520625157 said, the gay romance is regarded as the best written one in the second game(and as a gay man I can tell you it's the best gay romance in any game I've played) so instead of waifu talk we get husbando talk.
>>520621771>>520622932I think those Texans like KCD about the same as any other American. After a few generations, hyphenated Americans tend to have almost nothing in common with their old country of origin. Here you’ve got a century or two of entirely separate development, and the Czech Texans missed a whole bunch of Czech history-changing events — late Austria-Hungary, the First Republic of 1918-1938, the Nazi and Soviet occupation, the invasion of 1968, and finally the Velvet Revolution. The understanding of the world and their history is very different between those two groups.
>>520626551It doesn't help the female romance options, even the minor ones, are all whores (Katherine is literally). Hans is a manwhore too but at least the two of you have history lol. Having played both games, I really do like the Theresa ending best, but it also doesn't make sense because Henry realistically isn't going to give up adventuring and beeline back to Rattay to marry her. (Although he is still technically the Pribyslavitz bailiff so who knows?)
>>520626609That's fascinating. As a dumb burger I know nothing about Czechia so this is interesting to hear.
The best and arguably one of the most important scenes in the game is unmarked and optional. Say what you will but Warhorse has balls.
Just got 6 Antiochus dice, but the guy at the Trotsky inn goes broke after 1 win, and doesn't let me play anything but beggars. Where can I get some badges? And where should I play?
>>520634417Farkle isn't a very efficient source of income in my experience, assuming you're trying to cheese groschen. It isn't the worst, especially if you're save scumming but you should generally consider dice a fun/immersive activity in my opinion unless you're really early game getting 300 from Emperors games.
Uhmm...Hansry "Henry top" advocates...our response?
>>520637929Power bottom Henry.
>>520637929They frot and fuck each other's thighs
>>520637929Henry has a hole and if his lord requires it for his pleasure then Henry will make sure his lord is satisfied
>>520637929Hans is bipolar just in another he said he doesnt want his hairy ass he cant decide for himself
>>520591194>Erik is 6’7>Istvan is 5’3Istvan clearly has a height fetish and loves being manhandled.
So what will be the expansion/dlc's be about?
>>520637929silence with the bottom Henry talk. It violates the 3 states of man
>>520606395Would you seriously expect an average DerFuhrer_1488 commenter to know anything about history? These guys would have a fit if they ever opened a book about HRE. So many *bergs everywhere.
>>520645542From the official press release:>Summer: Brushes with Death>Henry gets entangled in a mysterious expedition when he aids a cryptic artist with a dark past. Expect dangerous clashes, intricate schemes, and new regions of the kingdom to explore.>Autumn: Legacy of the Forge>Return to Henry's roots through the story of Martin, his adoptive father. Revive the glory of a once-renowned forge, master the blacksmith’s craft, and uncover long-forgotten tales of the past.>Winter: Mysteria Ecclesiae>Embark on a covert mission to Sedlec Monastery, where intrigue and hidden secrets await discovery. Navigate tangled relationships and expose the truth amid conflict and political machinations.
>>520606395>>520645774one of the chuddie 'anti-woke' reviews that I watched spent like 10 minutes complaining about a perk called 'liberal arts' because he associated it with modern shitlib american college courses and didn't know that artes liberales was a term people used for an ordinary scholarly education right up until like the 20th century
>>520646772>>520646772>Return to Henry's roots through the story of Martinis this going to be a woman's lot-esque quests where we have to play as a young martin when he tried to open a blacksmith's shop and knocked up sam's motherbecause really I don't give a shit about that but I do want to know what martin's deal is with radzig, it's implied in the first one that they've known each other since they were young and have some sort of bond (makes sense as raising henry was a big favor even to your liege lord)
Imagine the sex (and ten children) with femHans
>>520648210Hans is hot, man or not
staying in this forest camp with hans forever mode please, huddling for warmth in the cold obviously
>>520648210Has this artist drawn Henrietta?
Hans is so bottom that this artist genuinely thought top hans means hans on top
>>520647624Iirc martin was a renowned blacksmith from prague.. i really hope whatever it is we will play as henry learning about his father history than as martin... i truly dont care about martin
We start posting porn now? Fujos should be sent to the gallow
>>520606395to be fair though john of licthenstein is depicted as a jew and is the main string-puller from the KCD1 epilogue through KCD2's main storyhowever I have seen no evidence that john was actually a jew in history
billions must frot
>>520652145we love hansry porn here
>Henry is going full PTSD againOh no. And is it me, or are his hallucinations getting crazier? The part with the laughing swamp of corpses was more extreme than his previous episodes.
>>520654174those aren't dreams, they are astral projections from toth's ghost, otherwise how do you explain dream toth having knowledge that henry doesn't
>>520652349How is Lichtenstein depicted as a Jew? He went underground to scheme and spy, the Jews helped him, and after the pogrom he just felt guilty for getting them involved,
>>520655143well there's the fact that he's chilling with the jews the entirety of his time in kutenberg and he gets super mad at kubyenka when he calls them christ killers
>>520653708Dogshit art lmao. What the fuck is this? This is what happens when you're jerking off more than drawing.
>>520663705I don't get it. Am I too busy jerking off?
The siege at Suchdol was really neat. The bit where you sneak out to the town was kind of shit like were there really no patrols around the castle? The scene with Markvart was kino. Then the super obvious charge was great even if you see it coming a mile away. 8/10 game overall. I already wanna do another playthrough but I might wait for Hardcore or for all the DLC.
>>520664812i guess it's because Han's thigh is way too big compared to his arm. I don't really have an eye for that stuff.
>>520653708why is Hans' leg up like that? The boys look so cramped in there, should have upgraded to the larger tub size desu
>>520672473Hans asked for a one man sized tub on purpose
>>520623347Because this game is one romance option away from becoming a Bl manga>>520553170Also why are you asking? Are you a lurker or just clicked on this thread by curiosity?
click for nsfw hansry porn:https://xcancel.com/AnriTheWitch/status/1907083187752214712/photo/1https://x.com/AnriTheWitch/status/1907083187752214712/photo/1
>>520647492that's especially stupid considering liberal arts doesn't mean 'politically liberal' even today lol
Never played this but I intended to. I stepped into the thread to see what gameplay might be under discussion, and see dozens upon dozens of images of gay sex and fanart. Please be aware that this posting could discourage innocent onlookers like myself from purchasing and playing the game. I might suggest adding "Homosexual zone: gay sex beyond this point" to the OP to prevent any confusion.
What should I do for the necessary evil quest? I know von bergow is a shit so I don't really wanna go to semine, but it feels like it'd be good for roleplaying for henry to join them and then fight alongside jan's lads. jan is a bro just in general. is any content cut off from the attack?
How are we today /kcdg/ens
reminder that henry could not back out of his 'arrangement' with hans now even if he wanted to as hans couldn't risk exposure, so he either has to provide cock on demand or risk execution which is really hot if you think about it
>>520677628>is any content cut off from the attack?Make sure to do all the Gules stuff before you start the attack. Also, eat Mutt
>>520678640That is hot. Henry is a service top anyway, he wouldn't be bothered
>>520678640Why would he back out? He's very loyal to his lord and a service top
>>520678846>>520678908It's my turn with the braincell, give it back
>>520677632Thriving, hope you're doing great bwo. Hans looks so hot and frustrated.
bearded hans mod
>>520677632Oh fuck please tell its a strip game
>>520679428https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/1660
>>520679474Maybe someday
>>520677632dear anon, modder, just to let you know this makes me hard already im gonna combust
>>520679692I will pray you will always get the luck of modding god on your side
>>520679692also thanks for your service ive been wanting to play dice with him the game should have the option to challenge major NPCs
>>520679692Awesome, honestly can't wait to play that and all the Hansry mods you make in the future. Or any fun mods anyone makes
This should be a great mod for all the folks here who see the game as too easy mode. Adds more ambush variety and density, makes roads and wilderness more dangerous and uncertainhttps://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/1658
>>520677605It's a great filter.
>>520680920I am a lowly console peasant so I will have to wait for official hardcore mode
>we have hansry at home
>>520683972>/dbhg/ flashbacks
>>520623347if we're being completely honest here hans and henry romance is so well done that my standards for vidya romance and writing in general have been raised exponentially, the only other romance i can think of that comes close to this level of is tidus and yuna from ff10 and that was over 20 years ago
>>520683972Will anybody be the minecraft Hans to my minecraft Henry?
Not making a healer Henry DLC was a mistake. The sidequest where he treats the guy with crippling anxiety and encourages him by relating his own experiences is one of the most heartwarming side story moments in the game.
>>520688998Canon Henry is a gay swordsman who works as Hans' gay lover and diplomat/spy
>>520663705It's AI.
>>520684079You were in /dbhg/ too? Nice.
>get some alone time with a cute noble girl>she insists that I carry her in my arms>boy I’m glad my lord can’t see me freezing in cold water here like a moronThe straightest man in Bohemia. Though I seem to be failing most speech checks with both Katherine and Rosa lately, so I guess the joke’s on me.
>>520691774Indeed but this time our game is gayer and has a future DBH walked so KCD could run
>>520677605kek
their love keeps me going, keeps me strong
>>520694019>mentions hans out of nowhere in quest notescute
>>520694190trvth nvke
>>520697963Why is he constantly thinking about him?
>>520699081Henry was in love with Hans before he knew he was in love with Hans
>try out cutthroat's hood>it makes the helmet i'm wearing invisible but doesn't readd my beardkekspeaking of, i wish there was more painted armor in the game, or even a system to paint it yourself. the warhorse armour is obviously styled because they can change the appearance however they like for the dubiously canon equipment, but painted armour was fairly common irl at the time and i really do wish there was more of it in the game
>>520695890Imagine Hans smooth body rubbing against Henry's hairy bush as the frot
>>520679428>>520679656Someone mod a Robin Hood hat onto him
>>520701136Yeah, painted helmets were actually pretty common even amongst lesser ranking nobles and the occasional man at arms. Once you get to the rich nobles they instead start with engravings and decorations instead, hence 'knight in shining armour'
>>520701704Speaking of, are there any good fashion mods yet? I tried looking on nexus but ATM every popular mod just seems to be a cheat mod
>>520701925Mods are 50% cheats and 50% fashion
>>520700329It was kind of Hans to let Henry in on it
I was wondering why my dice mod doesn't work for anyone at the den other than Hans but it turns out everyone else is just dead broke
>>520702752I intend to stay faithful to Hans so its no problem. The broke bitches can watch from the sidelines
>>520708425You don't wanna play with him?
>>520710173hahaha no what a ghoulish man. happy to see you are making progress with your mod though. nice work!
>>520708425Why do their lips fit so perfectly together?
>>520711459their bodies were designed for each other
>>520713493>Fingering Hans's hole as he takes him to bedHenry is so freaky
>>520677605Honestly anonymous online spaces are the only places these people feel safe now, because they know faggotry irl in this day and age will have their heads caved in, and the sort of women or "fujos" are usually land whales or deranged lefties who have little social life outside their discord groups, these are the sort of people who play games like Dragon Age Veilguard, that should tell you all you need to know about the types who are into this faggotry.
>>520711459>>520713493THIS
>>520713493>the faint blush on Henry's facehe 100% rubbed one out to bratty modern Hans bossing him around after this
>>520713493Just went to this artist's profile and >>520715290 was wrong wtf? She is a hot girl? I thought fujo artists were fat and smelly ?
>>520719505>girls love Henry over Hanshuh... I guess they're inserting as Hans
>>520725408We love Henry's sweat muscles, hans can't compete
>>520725408>>520725702Would totally do either one T B H. But they belong together.
>>520725936Hans squirming around underneath Henry like he's the happiest guy in the world, and he probably is, wave after wave of pleasure he's just losing his mind
Hansry would be the easiest romantic relationship to manage if KCD3 gets a 5/10/15 year time jump. Rosa and Katherine would have to be abandoned. Theresa could go either way. Hansry will live on! Simple as!
>>520732437It's gonna be canon. Trust the plan
>>520702237Any good fashion ones?
>>520732437I want it to be canon simple for the amount asshurt it will cause the chuds.
Erik's line about wanting to kill Capon must be really rare, I parried him for about 20 minutes waiting for him to say it but he just kept repeating the same 2-3 lines. Will try again tomorrow I guess, I want to hear it myself for maximum kino.
>>520738839Good luck anon
k-kino...
>>520745867Should've taken off your helmet too
Mutt's perspective
I think it's so funny there's a german guy named Hans who looks exactly like Henry wandering around trosky. Makes me think Capon must've run into him and got really confused.
I can't stop laughing at Hans's line about being jealous of Samuel. I don't think you have to worry about Henry fucking his brother Hans!
>>520674538>Are you a lurker or just clicked on this thread by curiosity?I lurk here and on twg
>>520758703Hans is like a guy who fell in love for the first time in his life and now has a heart attack every time his crush talks to another man.
>>520649290Yeah. Johanna is hotter, though.
>>520763095
>>520699081>>520697963His little mentions out of nowhere are funny as fuck. Like with the Ranyek quest, when he's talking to himself about how glad he is that Hans can't see him digging in shit.
>>520760269>twgSame. Interesting isn't it? Maybe we just like medieval settings
>the Henry of Skalitz experience
>>520771819There's something off about that handgonne
I think this game ruined me for all other RPGs. Vavra you fucking Jew you I kneel
>>520780573Vavra dared Bethesda to add hours of gay romance and sex to Hammerfell. WILL THEY LISTEN?
>>520785084I don't want to romance playersexual soulless Bethesda npc's.
>>520785084>Bethesda Game Studios>sex>romance
>>520785084>romancing pieces of woodFor what purpose?
hansry nsfwhttps://www.tumblr.com/scrunggly-art/780125820460187648/and-so-concludes-scrungglys-smutstravaganza-i
>>520780573Is there any chance that other devs will learn from this and try to improve their romances and quest writing
>>520789915I'm a game developer and almost none of my coworkers even know about this game when I bring it up. I think it's over
>Luke Dale liked my hansry post on xitterI won
>>520791819He is the community bicycle don't be too proud.
>KCD2 in March Top 15 best-selling PS5 games in Europe>KCD in Top 15 best-selling PS4 gamesBased Euros rejecting sports shit and animu shit and buying real games instead.
>>520791819I'm surprised he has time for this while he's fucking his way through every cock in America
twelvekunk is my favorite (only?) non-western hansry artisthttps://x.com/twelveKunk
>>520795162I feel like most of the non-cutesy realistic stuff is drawn by east asians.
>>520795916Asians and eastern euros/eastern euro refugees.
Patch next week sissies.
>>520796580>Gay sodomite-50 reputation on every town and city>Jew-75 reputation on every town and city, +75 on Jewish people, will always get harrassed by catchpoles, bailiffs and guards, shopkeepers have a 50% chance to refuse business per day
>>520794453this bit really got my emotions, the fact he went from trying to do the "Don't you know who i am!" thing to quiet miserable acceptance was really hard to watch, the fact he didn't even say anything until Henry came in to try and save him was fucked
>>520795916The west is plagued by wholesome coffeeshop AU type of art not just here but the fandom isnt big enough to have diversity in content
johanka somehow knew i fornicated with best kcd1 waifu (lady stephanie) and wanted me to walk barefoot to uzhits in just a robe... is.. this what the chuddies call humiliation ritual?
>>520789915Can I get a sauce brother
https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/1675
>>520802916of course sirhttps://x.com/iisdpp
>>520803949
>>520801446>Gay sodomite>-50 reputation on every town and cityWould pick desu, convincing the villagers that you are a good guy despite and they start to accept you would be kino.
>>520803949Maybe im color blind but thats red
>>520796580Somnabulance sounds pretty interesting like wow free trips but i imagine once the novelty has worn off you simply dont sleep
>>520804365The gambeson, his underwear, and the horse saddle are pink. His hood that is usually red looks magenta
>i like PUSSY>i was at kosovo btw
>>520802632Blessed Virgin is a snitchLady Stephanie is a squirter and screamerHenry came bucketloads but Lady Stephanie literally wet her sheets
>nooo, Jan is risking himself too much, he’s gonna get himself killed>I should have slit his throat myself insteadChrist, talk about baggage. Zizka should take responsibility and sort things out with her rather than trying to unload her on Henry.
>>520807113She was talking about von burger here I'm pretty sure KEK
>>520802632That slag flat out told me she was being harassed by the bailiff or whatever and then she gave me shit for defending her and she actually likes him now and fucking him on the side cucking his wife. I let the inquisitor cut her tongue out.
>>520804081Thanks friend
wake up sisters, luke is live
>>520790523Tell me more. Western dev? DEI funded? I want gay romances but DEI usually means shit writing.
>>520809721Yes and yes. So I suppose you can be glad they don't know
>>520809602we love luke here. whats he playing?
nsfwhttps://x.com/kadavarium/status/1909284272659153245https://xcancel.com/kadavarium/status/1909284272659153245
>>520811307kcd2 of coursehe also grew a bit of a beard
>>520811307What is it about this gif that fujos always post?
>>520811568Henry should be physically present but also switch places with Hans
>>520811860its me a gay guy that always posts it lul. I just enjoy luke in his natural state of man
>>520813662I agree he looks good bouncing on it
>>520807346Nope, I’m pretty sure it’s Zizka. The whole conversation is her being upset over how many risks he’s taking and “you men and your ‘I must’”. She also mimics a stabbing motion when she’s freeing him at Trosky (he grins at it).
>>520811860he's just roleplaying as capon, nothing odd about that
>>520815241Didnt say that
I fucking hate cutscenes in this game, almost every main mission has like 15-20 minutes of this shit for fucks sake
>>520811307I want to see him doing this but on my dick
>>520812406I don’t think either of them would be okay with the risk of some servant finding out. Henry could be burned at the stake for it.
Anyone know the name of the ambient music that plays during the mission The Finger of God, before the cannon bit? It's got a very foreboding atmosphere, reminds me of the Volcano Manor ost.
>>520815797Anon, you’re playing a story heavy game. What did you expect?
>>520816884I don't think it's on the essentials soundtrack, so it'll probably come out later at some point
>>520789915Lol no
>>520785084>>520786338>>520786848>>520819442bethesda is a lost cause
>>520818240There were less cutscenes in the first game as I remember it.
>>520819170Damn. Here's hoping it does, it's a banger
>Luke picked bottoms when the bath girls asked tits or ass
>>520820671Even though his initial reaction was to say I don't know
>>520819442Those are AAA games
>>520820671Tbh with how lukes nips are always hard its perfectly valid for henry to pick tits....
>>520821621Also cuz hansry is a ship made for missionary or any face to face positions
>Go out of my way to commit crimes so that Henry gets canedPure fucking pottery. Thank you, God-Emperor Vavra
>>520822224Getting whipped is fine but getting branded is cringe and not canon.
>>520822471I don’t give a fuck about that. I just want to see Henry restrained and moaning and wincing in pain. Then I reload
>>520822471Branded henry is kino too bad it gets u bad ending unless bad ending is just the disapproval of ghost ma and pa
>>520820791Well, if he picked I don't know. The girl would have called him an ass man. After questioning if he prefers men instead.
>>520825050Yeah bc if you say you dont know its either youre gay or youre a woman behind henry
>>520826620As a girl i would say tits i feel like men saying ass are lying (or just not str8)
>>520819806Only because Warhorse was poor as fuck. Vavra’s games were always story first, everything else second.
>>520826963>As a girl i would say titsDoes that extend to men as well? You prefer a mans chest over his rear?>i feel like men saying ass are lyingWhat's wrong with glutes?
>>520828745Shouldn't women be asked if they prefer cock or balls?
>>520830412I am a homo and I know women don't think like that. Well, dcks sure but I certainly never heard a girl talking about balls
>>520830763I love balls
>>520826963>>520830763I like arse & balls.>t. fujo
this is fucking SEX, hansry nsfwhttps://skyview.social/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbsky.app%2Fprofile%2Fwickedwell.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3lmabna5h2c2k&viewtype=treehttps://bsky.app/profile/wickedwell.bsky.social/post/3lmabna5h2c2k
>>520834007Someone enjoys bodyhair
As a massive faggot, I have discerned that women (fujos) like big arms. t. grew up in poverty and worked blue collar since I was 13 and have big arms
>>520835980>big armsPost em
>>520836556Post cock while you are at it.
>>520836649Don't forget balls
>>520834007This is canon. And it will be official canon in KCD3, mark my fucking words. Purest kino known to mankind.
>>520836556My phones is nokia brick that I've had since 2018. I am still poor. I can't afford a camera
>>520837115That's a shame. You should draw a self portrait then
>>520837739Get a room!
>>520830763speak for yourself, I've seen many a fujo talking about how they want Henry's big hairy balls slapping against Hans's chin
Do you think Istvan's peasant background could be wielded against him in KCD2's plot, or would the fact that he's already believed to be a lord be enough for people to just ignore it? They generally seem pretty pragmatic
>>520828745Anon here, I dont like mens tits.....Maybe im a lesbian
>>520835980Depends, thick fore arms are so sexy, thick guns? not so much.
Everyone says hans is a pillow princess but i need him riding henrys BBC
>>520844331I don't get the fixation on pillow princess Hans. He's not lazy just has an ego
>>520834007It's nice but why is Hans circumcised?
>>520845052>It's nice but why is Hans circumcised?because Amerikeks are cucked into preferring cut cocks, they also see cut as the default.in reality both has and henry would be uncut.
>>520846516How common was circumscision in the 15th Century?
>>520844331sometimes Henry likes to spoil pillow princess Hans and milk his prostate sometimes Hans like to ride Henry's big blacksmith cock and drain his balls dryboth are good and can coexist
>>520846980Almost absent in European Christians, but Coptic Christians and Muslims practiced it as standard
>>520847769It's funny how Muslims take it way more seriously for the most part. Israel is 91% circumcised but Morocco is 99.9% circumcisedThe weirdest is 14% in China and 9% in Japan. TF made that happen?
i'll be honesti didn't expect to kill istvan till the end of the game, and that the sword would get away *again*so i dare say, this experience dueling him and kicking his ass was abject kino
>>520852324just wait bro, the real kino hasn't even begun
>>520854227Hans always hitting the zestiest poses
This general was really overtaken by flaming homo faggots huh? Barely anything resembling a woman posted in this thread.
>>520852324 (me)just realized there's dialogue you can get from asking him questions and i was in a huge rush to kick his ass so i didn't lolanyone know what he says?
>>520855017There are like 2 women in this game and only one of them is slightly intresting.
>>520856425Which one?
>>520855612>"We're the same, Henry!">"The stronger dog fucks the bitches!"https://youtu.be/F1_ydwzNpJA?t=260
>>520856524>i missed out on 8 minutes of kino dialogueunironically tempted to reload, even though i'm already at apollonia
>>520856502Rosa.
>>520856772Nah finish the game and then play it again
>>520857682That's not 5 feet they're practically in each other's lap
>>520857682https://www.tumblr.com/eurodynamic/780197924597547008/dont-worry-ive-no-interest-in-your-hairy
>>520857024Rosa >noble>out of Henry's reach and divided by class>laments about how she will be forced into a marriage she doesn't want>no one cares about what she wants besides Henry>enjoys writing smut booksHans>noble>out of Henry's reach and divided by class>laments about how he will be forced into a marriage he doesn't want>no one cares about what he wants besides Henry>enjoys writing smut poetryInteresting
>>520860673Rosa>tells Henry it's overHans>tells Henry it's only getting startedThere's no comparing them
Reminder that Rosa and Hans are the canon romance paths according to caveman logic because you can pick them up and carry them which obviously means they are your property. You cannot do that with Katherine at any point in the game, I'm assuming this is because Zizka has already carried her and you doing so would be a direct challenge to Zizka's status as an alpha male and you don't want to do that because he's a bro.
>>520861356This convinced me.
>>520861356Correct
>>520861356not even max strength Henry could lift Katherine's fat tits
>>520862223This isn't true, because Zizka can lift Katherine's fat tits and Henry is canonically stronger than Zizka, as Henry is the one who won the duel. Henry could lift them, he simply doesn't want to.
>>520804674It works well with hardcore not showing where you are on the map. In the first game it was pretty cool for a while, but eventually you learn the spots it will spawn you in and it gets boring
What would be the earliest year KCD3 could take place where Henry would start encountering Hussites?
>>520864724Honestly I'm convinced it'll be almost immediately after 2 with the king's rescue attempt >Kingdom Come Deliverance
These days no one's ever really safe.
>>520865239>Kingdom Cum: Delivered in my ass
>>520868138Bravo Vavra!
mod that replaces the old fuggos like priest, bowlcut, and kubyenka with sexy young men when
>>520868138Kingdom Cum Deliver Ass rolls off the tongue better if you ask me.
I liked Godwin during KCD1 and when we first got to play as him in KCD2 but man, am I just overreading things because I'm a faggot or does he become pretty mean to Hans during the siege for no apparent reason? Hans gets upset about having to pick men from this company to send to their deaths, and Godwin's response is "you're a commander so act like one" and then again when he goes to the battlements to ask Godwin if Henry already left and all he gets is "lol did you want to say goodbye before he dies?" Genuinely what happened to the Godwin from the first half of the game?
>>520868621Thats not hans wtf thats machine gun kelly
>>520869041>rolls off the tongueheh
>>520868621>replace dry devilHe’s sexy, what are you talking about?>replace priestRemove Godwin from the game entirely
>>520873770>dry devil>sexygood sir youre a learned scholar
>>520869787Godwin's a drunk and he welcomes death after everything
>>520863595Then its no use if you already know the map
>>520874135Finally someone fucking agrees.
Which
>>520877124Hans
>>520869787godwin is always drinking so you can't really get too angry when he gets like that
>>520877124Hans.
>>520877124First because I don't like braided hair, sue me
>>520877124>modded
>>520878561It's Hansina now
rate my fuckboy fit
>>5208832796/10. To the pillory with you.
>>520883671What about now?
>>520884090I don't know the color scheme and the hat just isn't doing it for me for either outfits. But 6.5, for the change in boots.
>>520869787Godwin is a bitter person disappointed by life. He’s happier when he drinks, but when he’s sober he’s kind of sad jerk.
This has to be an easter egg but what is it referencing?
>>520887940I dislike him because he is cockblocking my OTP.
>>520877124All of the Rosa mods I've seen make her too generic. I think she's cute for having a touch of the fetal alcohol syndrome. Works for my head canon of her having a touch of the 'tism as well.
Just got to the part where Toth bids Erik farewell again and it's MIND BOGGLING there is still a vocal minority that debate the "ambiguity" of their relationship.
>>520893273They simply can't see the obvious. You could be blatant as possible and they still would believe Toth and Erik were just partners in crime.
>>520893394For what it's worth I think Hansry by comparison is pretty 50/50. There are obvious cues if you do choose to end up taking it there but there isn't really anything that can't be attributed to platonic best friends and brothers in arms. Hans never (protractedly) caresses Henry's face and tells him what a fine young man he's become lmao.
>>520893273Normal father and son relationship
>>520893273To be fair, only Henry ever really calls it out. And it isn't lovey-dovey gay shit it, he straight up killed his family and then groomed him. The parallels drawn between Erik/Toth and Hans/Henry are pretty fucked up.
>>520894449>only Henry ever really calls it outDoesn't Divish call some attention to it by remarking how Erik refers to Toth by his first name without a title?
Can't recommend the cutscene FPS uncapper enough.
>>520895083There are several instances where it is implied to be at the very least an unconventional relationship. Henry is the only one to actually call it out because he fucking hates him and he's had more opportunities to confront him than basically every other character.
>>520883279Is this period-accurate 15th century Bohemian attire?
>Result of a failed alchemical attempt at teleportation "The Bohemia Experiment" circa 1403
Katherine is honestly such a cunt. >"Why do these Wenceslaus loyalist warriors I've insisted on following have to be so loyal to Wenceslaus and so war like all the time!? NOOO!"Go get knocked up by some pig farmer then or get with the fucking program. Jesus.
Scrolling and looking at Hansry content instead of working on my paper(s)
>>520899317Don't let your procrastination get the best of you. Get your work done first, then you can indulge.
>>520898238jesus christ be praised
>>520900841Serves the heretics right if you ask me.
>>520895221And there's also the obvious "like recognizes like" on Henry's side. Notice that Henry doesn't just call them out for being faggots; he knows there's real love between them and he understands it in a way we don't really see from anybody else. He hurts Istvan with the idea of Erik's death and Erik with Istvan's just like his own subconscious (wearing Istvan's face) and Erik later threaten Hans as a way to hurt Henry.
>>520899023>at least mid 30s>used up goods>opinionatedAt that her age getting pregnant has a high risk of miscarriage and/or dying during childbirth.No hard-working man would have her as a wife and she knows it, so she sticks to Zizka and lets him hit from time to time.
>>520891943The only possible reference that I can think of is that Czechia has a large Vietnamese immigrant community (one of the biggest in the world), and they've become so integrated into the Czech society that pho bo, banh mi, and bun cha are now considered to be borderline national foods.
>>520904039That's why her performance in the serial killer quest is so convincing. That wine skin has DESPERATELY needed filling for a long time.
>>520904527This is the most likely thing I've read out of several google searches. Even so that's an extremely specific and regional reference. Good on the devs for shit posting honestly.
Ngl not sure what is it about kcd1 that makes people think its pro christianity it portrayed the churches as corrupt and inefficient.... youre made to sin, the priest, godwin is a huge hypocrite etc...?And you can play as theresa where she has more body counts than henry as a noob, and she literally saved henry from runt as well?
>>520892294He didn't know. To make up for it he'll marry them secretly before the arranged marriage so that it doesn't count
I have a confession to make. I started reading Hansry fanfiction on ao3 and I get mad at every slight mischaracterization that I come across.
>>520907154Its the fic equivalent of making hans light blond and super pale and henry dark brown and tanned
>>520906446You got it. It's anti church and pro Christianity. Or at least it's "hey Christianity had some negative societal impacts but it also had a lot of positive societal impacts". The monastery questline highlights the importance of the Catholic church in preserving a great many scholarly works. The vast majority of people are portrayed as being very sincere in their devotion. Sure there are characters who are cynical towards Christianity and religion but they are almost all bad guys.
>>520906446Grifters and outrage baiters don't play vidya. They heard it was made by a BASED dev and it's about the historically accurate medieval Europe, and promptly imagined an American Evangelical fantasyland.
>>520908092Yeah, it avoids simple pitfalls and gives a nuanced look despite the czech bias against the Catholic church. I'm not christian but I think they have a great way of showing the good and the bad, the same way they do for the system of feudalism in general. It's more there to say "This is how it was, good and bad", instead of a big moral judgement on things
Some of the best dialogue options in the game are when Henry just chops it up and talks shop with fellow blacksmiths.
She really cares about her fuckbuddy
Wish we got a little more of him. insane charisma and presence.
i like a lot of the random bit characters in this game. recently michael and the guy who teaches you how to use guns, a lot of interesting personality for people who die shortly thereafter
>>520908590>I'm not christianI'm not either but I have a passion for history and the characterization of medieval European Christianity as INHERENTLY BACKWARDS AND INTOLERANT is so lazy and tiresome.
>>520910795The quest where you help the displaced knight rescue his little brother and reclaim their family heritage is so good. Both of them are great.
>>520911082To be fair, most places are characterized like that, or as a racist in a different direction 'noble savage'There's a lot to dislike about the humanitarianism of most historical societies, but that doesn't mean they didn't produce nice things and a lot of them were trying to create a good world, overall
Theoretically speaking, would ANY of the people around Henry and Hans (Devil’s Pack, Godwin, Žižka, Sam, etc.) even give a shit if it came out that they are romantically involved, or God forbid, fucking? Literally everyone is either a piece of shit, retarded, or hopeless. The only people I realistically see reacting rightfully negative are Hanush and/or Radzig, and it’d only pertain to Hans procreating and marrying, nothing else (in my opinion). I’d hoped for a sly comment from Godwin or Sam, since these two seem the most like they would catch on.Since I’m one of the faggots who are absolutely sure that Hans is going to be the canon romantic choice, it’d be an interesting source for possible drama and tragedy for KCD3.
>>520912167Godwin knows. He's a drunk but he's perceptive. He would disapprove since he still does respect biblical law but he knows it's not his place to condemn and respects Henry too much to betray him or preach to him. Dry Devil would laugh and talk mad shit but he wouldn't care.
>>520912167Sam seems to be slowly catching on ("Does it really bother you so much that you no longer have Henry all to yourself to boss around?"). Henry even tells Sam to learn to get along with Hans because Sam will be spending a lot of time with both of them together.As for the rest, most of Devil's Pack would probably just talk shit and laugh, but otherwise ignore them. Zizka I could see react very negatively in a few years, when he starts his conversion into a radical Hussite. By the end of his life he became an outright fanatic.
>>520910384I really like his dynamic with Lichtenstein. Their scheming is funny.>Lichtenstein: On any other occasion I would celebrate to see you finally admit a mistake, but with the circumstances being what they are, I don't feel like it.
>>520914684>LichtensteinNo coincidence he is also among the very best side characters.
>>520910795One of my favourite random encounters so far was with one guy attacked by the bandits. The guy insists that he is cursed with bad luck. Henry vigorously disagrees at first, but as the guy talks on (bandits, poisonings, gangrene, bankruptcy, theft), Henry gets increasingly horrified and finally has to admit that yes, that's a truly spectacular amount of bad luck for one person.
Literally swap the exact same last act fates of Adder and Kubyenka and the game would be so much better for it.
>>520915561i liked that one, and the ability to say "no, you are lucky, because if you were unlucky i wouldn't have showed up to help you!" was hopemaxxing for mehe reappeared later and henry had a nice chat with him in another random encounter
>>520908092Im not christian and i dont understand the nuance but i would assume speaking bad about the churches and portray them in a bad light is also heresy if youre hyper religious? I guess its bc modern christians on average isnt that religious
>>520920150>>520920150Not really, noIn fact if you defend the church no matter what then your faith is not genuine anyway. You are just a cultist who likes the vibe or was indictrinated in your yourh which is btw most of Anerican evangelicals which is why they are so insaneThen you are religious enough you can even become anti-all authority including anti-churchhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_anarchism
>>520920150the reason for the speaking bad about the church is because czech history is essentially half dedicated to the wars of religion which sparked the protestant reformation. at the time the game is set, the catholic church was extremely corrupt and the concept of paying money to the church as an 'indulgence' to spend less time in purgatory was considered reasonable. sigismund, king of hungary and holy roman emperor, was obviously hated by most of the bohemians and modern czechs, and the general concept of czech nationalism is therefore linked to the wars of religion and the protestant movementthe game portrays this with a lot of nuance and is probably broadly correct that while the church was corrupt, that doesn't mean that belief of the average religious figure was insinceretl;dr, catholic church not so liked by local very religious people after the events of the game, which influenced perception amongst atheists as well
>>520904527>Czechia has a large Vietnamese immigrant community (one of the biggest in the world), and they've become so integrated into the Czech society that pho bo, banh mi, and bun cha are now considered to be borderline national foodsDeepest Czechia LORE
>Godwin can't even pick an [easy] lockAlso, I love this typical "We need to unite to defeat our common enemy!" stuff being said when it's probably not helped by Sigismund getting involved in europolitick, and hungary loses in the end anyway (albeit way after sigismund dies lol)
anyone else kill every soldier in apollonia in Storm?
>>520927936So you killed every able-bodied man in the Trosky region? How do you feel about that? (Old Semine tells you, if didn't burn his shit, that everyone and their mother was looking for Henry).
>>520928694>How do you feel about that?I feel quite hungry!
Lads the Hans and Henry romance is so good. I can't deal with this it's fucking I'm gonnna cry
>>520912167Nobody would care, but it’s better like this if it’s not openly addressed, at least not yet. Besides, can you imagine the chuddies reaction if Zizka and Dry devil didn’t immediately try to violently kill Henry or Hans because of m-muh historical accuracy? I imagine Godwin caught on though
>>520925034It's really a very interesting story. They're currently the most well-liked ethnic minority in Czechia (beating even Slovaks) and generally are the most respected ethnic group in the country. Pretty much every little town has its own Vietnamese bistro or three and an Asian food store, and big cities have whole Vietnamese shopping malls.
>>520930251I don't think I've ever been this brainrotten about something before.
>get to kuttenburg>henry is fucking half starved to death and i can't open my inventory until this dialogue is overdamn
why do they use the FMVs every now and then that don't account for your clothes or hair, when the cutscenes work so well otherwise?
>>520939753They probably didn’t want players’ silly outfits and hair to ruin the key cinematics.
>>520877789he was sober for both of those scenes though
>>520930251>>520932443me too bro, hansry blew the fuck out of all of my previous interests, it's unironically over for me
>>520914354Sam is a spy so it makes sense he would find them out easily. Katherine is also a spy so she should suspect something too.
>>520802359That was a true "break the haughty" momentAnd it was kind of hot to see Hans so quiet and meek ngl ngl
>>520912167>>520914354When you rescue Sam from the frog it seems like he already knows or at least has suspicions, when he's trying to convince Henry to leave without him he specifically names whoever you romanced.
>>520912167>Dry DevilProbably wouldn't care, would make a bunch of sodomite jokes, but then again he's the one who suggested Hans getting married to Hanush so maybe he would care>ZizkaRespects Henry enough to not care but would warn Henry about how dangerous it is and not to let it interfere with getting shit done, probably already had suspicions because of how Henry couldn't shut up about Hans for longer than 5 minutes when he was taken captive by von Bergow>KatherineHas been through baby killing gangrape, she would not care>GodwinWould be surprised and maybe a little disgusted but he also respects Henry enough to look past it, I could see him trying to convince Henry to break it off for his own safety though>SamHas probably thought about fucking Liechtenstein before so he wouldn't care, he already teases Hans about being a jealous bitch>RosaWrites cuck porn and weirdly mentions Hans a lot during and after her romance scene, she would be interested in watching them fuck probably>JanoshWas probably fucking Adder, he would not care>KubyenkaSame as Dry Devil, nothing but sodomite jokes when he's around them from now on>BrabantHe saw the way Henry and Hans hugged for an uncomfortably long amount of time, he probably already knew>HanushFurious and disgusted, legally couldn't have Henry executed for it but he would want to, would use the opportunity to publicly humiliate Hans and ruin his reputation so he could take over his estates permanently >RadzigRumored to be the king's gay lover and got cucked by a blacksmith, wouldn't care
>>520947312>>Hanush>Furious and disgusted, legally couldn't have Henry executed for it but he would want to, would use the opportunity to publicly humiliate Hans and ruin his reputation so he could take over his estates permanentlyMore likely to blackmail Hans to leverage his dominance over his estate.
>>520947312Her husband got shanked first after he killed two Cumans, then the Cumans retaliated by killing her child and then gangraping her while a long line of Coomans waited for their turnEventually the Coomans got tired of the cum soaked and cum filled Katherine only a handful of them were left cooming inside of her that Zizka and his merry band were able to drive them off
can i explore kuttenberg right after getting to the region and being told to go to bed or should i do plot stuff just to get to a certain point or what
>>520952108Just do the main quest until you rescue dry devil and have a meeting at the Devil's Den. After that you can fuck off and do every side quest in the map without a care in the world.
>>520952108You will eventually get a bunch of main quests that you can do in any order
>>520953565>>520955004sick, thanks for the advice bros
>>520949759It's ok, anon. Katherine can't hurt you
>in Czech dub Hans is the only character who calls Henry HalI KNEEL VAVRA
>>520957261Jindra is also what Czech players usually call him, hence the JinJan (pronounced ying-yang) pairing name.
>>520957261The Czech Hans VA is also a horny semen demon that just can't stop moaning in his scenes. https://files.catbox.moe/g9g7xu.mov
>>520959690>The Czech Hans VA is also a horny semen demonHe would fit right in here
>>520959690looks like my hardcore playthrough will be in czech
>>520947312AYRT, brilliantly put. It’s a shame nobody addresses it in game.
>>520959690>those moansHahaha what the fuck I felt like I was watching japanese hentai for a second
>>520959690We need a reworked scene with more Luke moans.
>>520961471What if Luke and Tom were moaning in the scene before it was cut for being too explicit? We need to see the uncensored director's cut to make a true comparison.
>>520961969I still can't believe that Vavra took this away from us, what a fucking jew.
I’m doing Oratores now and I wanted to do some missable side quests, but I don’t see Katherine anywhere. Is she gonna pop up at the point of no return or have I missed the murder quest?
>>520965004I believe you already missed it, same thing happened to me. Think you can only do it when she's in Kuttenberg in that tavern.
>>520965004You should be able to do all of the side quests before point of no return
>>520930251iktf
>>520965809Well no, Kathrine has 2 different quests. I don't know the exact time window for the murder quest but tge camp one is obviously tied to her staying in the camp and becomes unavailable after she leaves.
>>520947312Radzig would be practical about it. He'd look the other way until they got caught, then he's pretend he didn't know and disown Henry. More than he already has, anyway
>>520967846That shot of them in plain white shirts and flower crowns made me imagine them standing under a single tree in a field of barley professing their love and loyalty to one another as the sun sets behind them
>>520968638Yeah, I did the camp quest. Guess I’ll just play until the point of no return and see what happens.
the one where Jitka catches them but doesn't mind
Looks omeone beat me to it https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/1680
>>520971828How'd I fuck that up so bad. You get what I'm saying
>>520971991Awww man, were you going to upload soon? I think you still should.
>>520973245There's no reason to upload two mods that accomplish the same thing. I am gonna take a look and see what they did differently
>>520973852I'll try it if you upload it
>>520973958The function's the same though. Download that one, I promise it won't bite
>>520975291We have to support local modders because of the tariffs.
>>520976913You should support all modders who are fans of Hans
>>520971041>>520971367kino>>520968926this will happen in kcd3 the day before hans' wedding to jitka
How come it’s only Hans and Henry who have got a huge faggot/fujoshit fanbase? There’s a ton of men in this game, a few are easy on the eyes, Samuel and Zizka come to mind. Is it just because of the gay sex scene or is there something I’m not getting?
>>520983318It's because it's a relationship that goes back to KCD1.Maybe if Janek and Jaroslav are featured in the DLC then the gays will latch on them some more
>>520984271furry shit is definitely where the line should be drawn for this general
>>520984271Delete this
>>520983318i havent even met samuel yet desu and zizka is ugly
>>520984271Cringe>>520985443>>520985586Based
>>520985896miroslav of zimburg is boyfriendu material
how would you fix combat? i enjoy it but it's too easy to just master strike your way through everything and otherwise enemies are too good at deflecting, making almost all combos completely worthlessi would make enemies that aren't knight-level piss poor at perfect blocking unless they have a shield. when an attack is parried and then countered, that should get through even a shield, unless again it's a knight-tier opponenthow does any of this make combat harder? well, i also think you should only be able to perfect block the enemy you're locked onto, except if you have a shield, then you can perfect block the enemy you're locked onto, and an enemy to your left of themalso, polearms should leave you at too far of a distance from the enemy for them to parry-counter you
>>520983318Samuel is definitely not attractive and him being a Jew is even worse.
>>520983318Hans and Henry have way more chemistry and backstory than any other characters, and it's also a canon option. I've seen a few fujos shipping John and Sam. Plenty of them like Zizka but they ship him with Katherine. And of course Toth and Erik are pretty popular too, though from what I've seen fans of that ship usually ignore the grooming and parent killing part of it.
>>520988207a lot of jewish men are very hot, which makes sense since they're all over hollywood
can you get the clothes jobst's soldiers wear? the american flag looking mfs lol
>>520983318Fujo here, here's the other dudes I think are hot:>Erik (high test gigachad, would let him rape me and kill my dog)>Chenyek (in a Luigi kind of way if you know what I mean)>Samuel (beautiful eyes and he's rich, would convert)>Hynek (it's probably the personality more than looks)>Arne (cute femboy, I know he's getting pounded by Menhard)>Olda (jailbait, would make pizza rolls for him & his friends)
What weapon has your favorite finishers?
>>520997882The one that lets me stick it in Hans arse.
love me rune scimmy, simple as
I love the way grass looks in this game
>>520985896>zizka is uglyNo, he's not. Dry Devil however, is.
>>521000027same and forests and all lakes and rivers. Fishing and fish species collection mod would goo hard. Someone already is making a great cooking mod so we will have full domestic pacific kcd2 run eventually.
>>521001347pacifist*
>>521001347With all of the fishing spots there are on the maps, was fishing something they were planning to include and took out? I didn't follow the development of the game.
>>521001532This art is GOATed
>>520959690So upon finally getting to the kiss scene myself and using the free cam tool to pause the scene while the music played out then letting it play, there is actually some light moaning and sighs from Luke and Tom in English. Not anywhere close to Czech VAs, but still good. If you have the camera tool you can do this and listen to it yourself, or maybe muting the music in game works too.
Vavra cast Luke as Hans because he immediately set off his gaydar
>>520959690Everyone used to call Henry Hal in KCD1 but everyone stopped in KCD2I can't think of a single time someone called him Hal.
can you get in trouble as a modder who uses AI generated copy of hans and henry voice?
>>521004562I saw this reddit post too>>521005527I don't think you could get in "trouble" but Hans's VA is very anti AI and Henry's too
>>520983318The men in this game are pretty average looking even the more good looking one like hans look kinda normal. Grounded is prolly the word here.... its not the kind of stylized realism that tickle the brain of anime and cartoon watched like bg3 is
>>520988682Hollywood psyops don't work on me. Jews just give me the ick.
>>521004562I swear I heard someone in KCD2 call him Hal. But it was only one time.
>>521005527Nexus and steam won't host it
i fucking hate kubyenka
>>520997882I'm a swordfag only, every time I try to use an axe or polearm I get the shit beaten out of me
>>521018219Polearm is just spamming belly opener since it's a short combo that does a lot of damage. Sword is two-tapping people with master strikes.
Rate his rizz?
>>520912167I think people would be more curious how two men can have sex with eachother if anything. Despite the time period in the KCD world homosexuality isn't seen as extreme as it is irl. There's a character or two that suspect Henry is light in the loafers like that bath wench that asks Henry if he prefers boys And Hans in particular can pretty much do whatever he wants considering his status
>>521018065I love thisSauce?
>>521018645No rizz, he's a sorcerer and must be burned at the stake
>>521019370https://x.com/JoshuaBeeking/status/1909659668445905375#m
>>521019883>drawn by a dudewait I thought only fujos drew Hansry?
>>521020265Nope
>>521020265>tweet mentions having a wifeIs he a pooner?
>>521020265Hes trans, look at his hand and google his name. Trans men taste in gay ship is very much aligned with women
Ngl im not sure whats with this gens obsession about the gender of the shippers....
>>521004562Literally unplayable
>>521024656We just want to see more men draw Hansry
>>521026548I think the only ship ive seen cis gay men like is nivanfield. Gay men seem to be in a completely different vibe from fujo heavy ships. More 3d models and less cutesy art
>>521027958Gay men (not women larping as men) like mostly bara
>>521027958I was going to disagree but honestly you're mostly right. Besides being more into Bara (which is good as ling as it does not go too far to the point of cresting male versions of bimbos with collasal tits and zero waists) and more prone to husbandoism than shipping. Also furshitT. Gay whose tastes have more in common with fujos, older women and pooners
>>521036506>which is good as ling as it does not go too far to the point of cresting male versions of bimbos with collasal tits and zero waists)I can't stand that. What is with the obsession in Bara with men having such engorged pectorals? Don't get me wrong I appreciate a well built chest. And there are some artists who work in that genre that I enjoy who don't take it too far most of the time. But it gets ridiculous it looks like they have gynecomastia.
gonna have to reload and replay a few hours of progress because it turns out you have to deliver the book to my future wife immediately after capon rescuenot like the game tells you that there's a Sigismund meeting happening RIGHT NOW that you gotta infiltrate, no, turns out the city council can wait until henry delivers her bookalso how is this thread so gay? hans' youthful butt is reserved strictly for pegging by his arranged marriage wife that you find for him to secure political alliance, as it should be; not fooling around with his squire for pleasure>>520997882the one sword masterstrike where you hold them by the back of the head and slowly insert your sword into their chin>>521018219polearms are the most disappointing thing for me coming from the first gamei was excited to finally use a spear or poleaxe as the main battlefield weapon that they were historically, which should be better than a sword in any situation other than maybe a 1v1 organized duel, but the polearms are just shitthey have none of the range and utility advantage that they should do, being a combination of a spear, axe, hammer and hook on a long stick
>>520877124first obviously because she's a high quality lady and a socially appropriate wife for the valiant knight, educated scholar, master of law and medicine, richest man in kuttenberg(if he could actually sell anything to poorfag merchants) henry
>>520865239>Kingdom Come Deliverance>KingWenceslas>DomGerman for cathedral>ComeCum>DeliveranceRescueYou will have to rescue King Wenceslas by infiltrating a cathedral as a monk(think monastery line of KCD 1) and using catholic priests proclivity for gay sex to extract information>>520864724Experiencing this debauchery will tilt Henry towards supporting the Hussites
>>520606395every kcd2 video that i see has the comment section decrying it as some woke tranny dei garbage and the devs as sellouts, which is just bizarre for this game, of all gamesi know there's like one negro that you could argue being shoehorned, the mansa musa teleported into bohemia? haven't even found him yeteven that can be argued to have been added for wacky loosely historical entertainmentthe entire game otherwise feels entirely grounded in medieval, heavily xenophobic, heavily religious europedon't they have some actual 'modern-audiences' type game to whine about, baldurs gate, dragon age, awoved or whatever, that actually reek of the r*edit progressivist in their settings/character/writing
>>521038190Not only that Musa is such a minor character in the game. He has one quest. He isn't even portrayed all that favorably. It also isn't far fetched there might be a single black African in medieval Bohemia and that Henry would happen to run into him. Henry is already the Forrest Gump of this era and location. It'd be different if Musa had some big entourage of fellow Africans. The problem is his implementation. He should have just been a wandering merchant with a cool quest line instead of what he ended up being.
>>521037041Some of that hyper exaggerated stuff is unironically caused by porn addiction. Normal looking bodies just don't hit as hard so you make everything bigger and bigger until you create a parody of human body because that's the only thing which scratches that itch. Or it's just a fetish and I am pathologizing different tastes, either way I don't like it
I had a feeling something would go wrong here but I didn't expect it to be quite so comical. Wish I could play this scene for the first time again lmao.
>>521040930Not sure how I feel about that whimsical comedy music they turn up whenever something funny happens
>>521041397I can understand why one might not like it but I love that theme personally. It's like "Henry you're about to have to put up with some serious bullshit and like it".
Secret Hansry happy ending is coming, trust the plan.
>>521042413shota hansry too cute
>I'm putting together a team...
>>521045515These two morons a few months later:>I have no idea how did they figure us out.
Hans looking at henry like this
>>520551262Does anyone know how to make the game stop changing my resolution every time I start it up? It thinks I only have one monitor and wants to combine the resolution or some shit.
>A fountain? In the middle of a city? Where does the water come from?
>>521042413Mutual childhood grooming kino
kcd1 hans is pretty cute
>>520835980Don't forget big manly yaoi hands. Bitches love yaoi hands
wow, this sword and shields mod goes hard, it got 1k downloads so quick too
>>521066351https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/1681
>Hans and Henry get to go home>Raborsch never happens so arranged marriage never happens>Brabant left to rot and die This is a good end
>>521066575
>>521056336I don't really know much but I know how to follow instructions so I needed a bit lower graphics than what the game allowed for a bit more fps and the way I did it is I got an autoexec.cfg preset file that inputs everything when the game launches and ignores your ingame settings. You could probably delete every line in that confng but leave the resolution set to whatever you want and every time you lauch the game it should overwrite whatever is in your settings. https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/56[/spoier]I didn't use this preset in its pure form I had to tweak a lot of shit to make it look good so I know for sure it works, you could probably get it from somewhere else but this is how I did it
>>521071558The spoiler fucked up the link.
>>521076997What flavour of asian made this?
>>521076997Hans is extremely clingy and Henry is too. They're too obsessed with each other and protective to do threesomes. The third guy would be weirded out or reduced to being a prop
Hansry masturbation, both pining for the other. HOLY FUARK THIS IS SEXhttps://skyview.social/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbsky.app%2Fprofile%2Fkadavarium.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3lmffvephd22u&viewtype=treehttps://bsky.app/profile/kadavarium.bsky.social/post/3lmffvephd22u
>>521081093Do they have to get fully nude to jerk off? Do they know they can just whip their dicks out without having to remove every piece of clothing?
>>521081320nah i side with them. this isn't some nothing daily porn jerk off by a modern teen. this is months of sexual tension, like henry exploring all of kuttenberg and finally reuniting with hans again and he's practically leaking at this point
>>521081707and of course henry is a goodboy who never touches himself all throughout most of his journey thus has so much semen retention
>>521081093>henry contorting his entire sweat-soaked body like he's possessed by the god of sexKINO
mandatory sex with hans
Hans never stood a chance
>>521089305Wdym they kissed??
>flirt in Italian with Hans>haha, what does it mean>catch him speaking fluent Italian on several occasions before and later That goddamn twink was just pulling my pizzle. He knew exactly what Henry told him.
>>521088595Cottagecore hansry sex 4 times a day
>>521066351>>521066575Very nice.
>>521089863As in he couldn't resist Henry
>>521089953On that note, the reactions of the main love interests are pretty funny. Hans and Rosa flirt back and you get a rep boost, while Katherine flies off the handle because Polish and Latin bad or something. Worst girl.
I just found out that you can say that slaughtering everyone in maleshov was very legal and very cool to mommy and daddy and they don't get pissed- they only get pissed at not apologising about mommy's robbery autism
>>521091002Henry's parents are annoying and I hope they don't show up in DLC or KCD3
>>521089953I don't think he's fluent in Italian, just Latin so he can figure out the basics. He only repeats the same phrases that the frog teaches Henry and Jansoh doesn't he?
nsfw hansryhttps://x.com/archiesceiss/status/1909939574937211355
>>521092442I dislike being that guy butEntire lower body anatomy is fucked and Henry has meter long tentacle dick. Not to mention how painful it would be for Hans to sit on it
>>521092337You can overhear him chatting with Godwin in pretty smooth Italian, and as you said, he’s fluent in Latin. He definitely knew what it meant.
>>521092090Radzig is the only father I need
>>521090464it really is retarded because Katherine is fine with you flirting with her like 5 times before that, her reaction is uncalled for and reaffirmed Rosa and Hans as the best
Fun trivia: This church dispute will eventually lead to the Sedletz Monastery town Malien being torched and massacred in 1412 by Kuttenberg miners.
>>521101262Why are the Kuttenberg miners so batshit crazy?
>>521101948They were tough lads and felt really important (which they were). The earliest stages of the Hussite War were borderline comedy, with the almighty Mint Masters of Kuttenberg either fighting with Hussites or chasing Hussites all over Bohemia.
>>521089305Hans does nothing for me because I’m a stereotypical sissy bottom faggot and I have no interest in bumping assholes with him, but man… Henry is so fine in this game it’s actually so insane. KCD1 Henry looked retarded as fuck 99% of the time
Kingdom Cum Deliverance 3: Henry of Skalitz is now famous after saving Suchdol from the Praguers, but Sir Hans of Pirkstein is getting jealous of his squire's long line of suitors.
>>521038190>>521040474Yeah, Prague was a city with travellers from all over the continent and beyond. I mean speaking purely in terms of distance, the cumans are from further away (kazakhstan) than musa is, and kazakhstan is entirely by land with no sea crossings to potentially shorten the trip time. but yeah the weird part is that it's a muslim country. if he was an african christian from ethiopia or the like, that would have made more sense for his implementation as part of sigismund's retinue
>>521024007>ftm trans>better facial hair than meyep, i'm thinking its over
>>521097661Henry’s subconscious doesn’t seem too happy with him. Poor Henry.
>just got to Markvart>Henry's fucking voice when he introduces himself and says those were his parentsMan, if Tom and/or Luke don't win something at the Game Awards for their performances I will actually be upset. I know the awards are just scam rigged shit but fug, they really deserve it.
>>521105543Dont lose hope bro go apply some beard growth oil
>>521107126Tom will at least get a BAFTA nomination for sure, which probably means more to him
>>521107126I have to agree but really it's not just the markvart scene or any particular instance, he always puts in 110% even bullshit random encounters which is crazy when you think about how many lines he has in totalespecially with the intimidate speech options, makes me laugh at how vicious he can get
>>521107126Luke said tom did 8 hours recordings in a day while luke did 4.. and hes totally baffled and seemed genuine about it so I hope tom wins something.
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>>521110149kek
>>521110149t. hans capon
>>521110149Not asking about the shirt btw
>>521059381Underrated post
Did Hans seduce Henry or did Henry seduce Hans? The eternal question
>>521081093>both cutWhy though? Still came to this>>521092442>this page doesn't existMotherfucker>>521101262Think we'll see that happen if we get a KCD3? As someone who knows fuck all about 15th century bohemia it was cool replaying KCD and seeing references to things in KCD2
>>521114198The canon answer is that Henry has that autistic rizz and wasn't even aware of what it was doing to Hans.
>>521114198Henry is a dumb fuck who thought about how they were such good friends while frotting. Hans has to explain to him that they're in love
>>521114198Henry unknowingly and unintentionally seduced Hans, he was just too retarded to know what he was doing or that he was already in love with Hans
AHHHHHH they can't keep getting away with this
>>521115314
I know we know nothing about Hans' mom in game or irl but how does his dad die? From a war or illness or what?
>>521115585
>>521114198they mindbroke each other, but accidentally and in a healthy way
>can't forge polearms except the pre order one>so i can't have any henry tier polearmsbruh...
>>521117278Someone at Warhorse must hate polearms
>>521115906AIDS
>>521118012In the 15th century?
>>521040474What little I know about medieval europe is that classism and religion were more important in their society than skin color based racism. So Musa being a loud and proud muslim would have been more problematic than him just being a nig
>>521118085He was patient zero.
>>521115906His horse throws him. He talks about it in the first game
>>521118519Really? Do you happen to know when or have a clip? I thought the codex in the first game just said he died a year before KCD1's events, but that's wrong now since in KCD2 Hans says he died when he was little.
>>521118221Pretty much, especially because Sigismund did a bunch of war against the Ottomans. The game clearly shows that the characters are racist against their immediate neighbours like the germans and poles, and hungarians especially, but find Italians, who are darker skinned than any of those, much more respectable. It's just the modern ideas of race being projected backwards again. Musa's got problems with his implementation but the concept of a black guy in medieval stuff has been done since before the events of the game even took place, so I'm fine with it when it's explicitly a foreigner or something instead of just 'there are random black people in this ancient society'
>>521119726During the hunting trip. Think you have to get back to the camp late after hunting the hares in order to get the dialogue
what other ships/pairs remind you of hansry?there's smallville clark/lex which is obselete but smallville tom welling is super reminiscent of henry. michael rosenbaum as hans is ehhh.then of course harry/draco, a very alive ship. tom felton as hans is pretty on target but problem is harry never became a twunk
>>521120508oh and merlin/arthur obviously. there's a bit of a hansry blender situation here. arthur is the blond royal but he's also the muscle, but its very similar to kcd2 vibe wise.i know that red white blue show with modern royalty has those super hot gays on it. nic galitzine and taylor perez never saw it though just gifs
>>521120508lucius vorenus = hanstitus pullo = henry>you just know
>>521120450real hans/henry hunting trip when? that quest was such bait. i honestly am gonna have to go play kcd1 for more
Mysteria Ecclesiae can't come soon enough
erik is pretty ugly, but i also still find him hot in some ways. idk how to describe it
>>521120980nicholas galitzine is the closest we're getting to IRL hansry nsfw catbox gifs:https://files.catbox.moe/1bceri.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/duplpv.giflove this guy
>>521120450Huh, didn't know that. Thanks, I'll be on the look out for that dialogue when I do a replay after hardcore mode maybe.>>521120508>>521120980Can't say I've really seen a ship that reminds me of Hansry besides Merlin and Arthur. Maybe Loras and Renly from GoT are a bit similar, forgot about them since that show turned into utter shit and was banished to obscurity.
>rattay had a jewish quarter irl that was removed from the first game>crickets from 'historical accuracy' enthusiasts>kuttenberg gets given a jewish quarter with no evidence one specifically existed, but also no evidence one didn't exist>massive seethe about 'historical accuracy'hmm
>>521122259Renly dying so early was so tragic for GoT. By the last seasons it was just "LUV ME TITS LOL" straggots non stop
>>521122547No one likes Jews. Get over it.
>>521122547The jewish quarter in Rattay must have been like 1 building at best. That place is a shithole.
>>521122547We love jews here. Samuel a-cute. CUTE
>>521120980I didn't finish the series but Merthur is very much like Hansry, at least in season 1.
>>521122675I'm only mad that they changed Renly from a gigachad like he was in the books to a flaming fag who's afraid of bloodHe was obsessed with fighting and roasted Joffrey for being a pussy several different times, and was able to pass very much as straight to many readers, despite being written as gay from the start. It's like they were afraid that a relationship where no one is the woman would be too scary for the audience
>>521120980harry draco is too toxic and "my family will hate you forever" and the enemies bit lasts forever even in fanfic. also tom felton can do better lolhan/henry's enemyship lasts like a day and they fall in love and are actually good for each other
>>521122920he looks like a rat
>>521122675The show also making Loras fall in love with that prostitute guy after he said he'd never love another like Renly, absolute troglodyte writers can't do shit right when they run out of book
>>521115314>>521115585>>521115930How do you not get tired posting the same 10 second scene over and over?cue that Encanto corn image
>>521122704we henrychads protect our jewish brother
>>521124296>t.
>>521124985In their defense it's a great scene. The gifs are too deep fried for my liking though but that's expected from tumblr.
>do a ton of work to make a blacksmithing mechanic for immersion>don't add any variety so even if you're forging a curved sword or something it's still just a straight sword, hampering immersion possibilitiesHow hard would it have been to just make it so the sword curves as you hit it or whatever? Sometimes it feels weirder to have something that's immersive but doesn't go all the way than to just have a menu system
>>521135241small family run indie company pls understand
When Henry and Hans are eating at the table with Bozhena and Pavlena, they sound like such a stereotypical married gay couple of 15 years. Hans keeps doing his high-pitched lilt.
>>521142563hans being nice to bozhena and pavlena was nice to see. how happy he was to find out i'd paid her back for her kindness was epic
>designated
Kino soft core
>>521123524Oh this reminds me i genuinely thought hans would be toxic for much longer and he gave me icks at first and then he apologized unprompted?? He gave henry his bow and hunting knife, he taught him to hunt (even tho henry knows better), and gave him a prize for hunting a mere hare. Hans is a good boy just misguided
Ngl theresa romance is the most well executed one.. you can have a walk with her, a date in the tavern, keep asking for sex later after you're locked in... and she knew if you went with a bathmaid.... hans romance only happens near the end? boo
>>521147432>hans romance only happens near the end? booNow to be fair, it's not like Hans and Henry had the privlege engaging in the activties you described above with Theresa.
>>521147432It is disappointing that Hans/Rosa/Katherine don't get dates and courting like Theresa did, but Theresa romance is an optional side quest, whereas Hans/Rosa/Katherine are all tied to the main story. Also saying Hans romance only happens near the end is a bit disingenuous, since perusing that romance changes the tone of their relationship and makes the entire thing come across as slowburn romance.
>go to rpg codex to see thoughts on the greatest rpg to come out in years>they're all just seething about wokeness>and also saying baldur's gay 3 is better
>>521149838Dumb fags over there prefer gay bear sex over kino Hansry romance
>>520551262I’m at the council meeting with Sigismund where you impersonate a waiter. How much of the game is left at this point? I did like 70% of the side quests and tasks that have been available in Kuttenberg up to this point
>>521150818You have maybe 10 hours of story left
>>521148605Clearly you didnt do her quest >your dates are at empty lake/wood/secluded places>you fucked her in an empty barnThe only public date is in the tavern and it happened only once. If anything in medieval times its easier to brush hans and henry off as just drunk homies>>521148820No youre right they get the benefit of being involved in main story to let you fill the blank and hans got the benefit of being henrys homie, theresa is just barely there outside of romance and unless you played womans lot, but mechanically theresas romance is ideal
>>521149838who cares what those bozos say?
>>521153110I used to frequent the site back when, unfortunately a lot like the rest of the internet it got a lot worse due to political brainrot. 4chan got a lot worse too but at least here we're anons
>>521149838Its crazy how they like bg3 but not kcd2, bg3 is more woke than kcd2 to me. And they used excuse that its superficial and can be modded out but its just an arbitrary excuse to me
>>521154538I honestly think one of the only things they care about is if the RPG lets you kill all the NPCs or not. I mean, it's nice that you can do that in BG3, but I personally don't do that in games really, unless a special event happens from it (Wasteland 3 had a special ultra bad ending for murdering your boss, and killing everyone in the hub town, so I did that lol)The story of KCD1 and 2 is great and while there's some railroading in there it's a small price to pay for such good character writing and acting especially
Is there a mod to wear a waffenrock under a cuirass like henry does on the cover?
>55 hours>captured with Zizka and GodwinI didn't even reach Kuttenberg how fucking long is this game? Loving it though, I was slogging KCD1 at this point unlike 2.
>>521154839Yeah but its still there and teach players inclusivity and diversity is important, the game is still woke anyway no matter what you doI personally love some good ole railroading it just makes the story better and more cohesive, henry is never meant to be a blank slate>>521154839Go to nexusmods, search henry, and sort by popular it should be there. You cant do that in game so you need a mod
>>521159025You're about 1/3 through the main story but it sounds like you're slow playing which is the right idea.
>>521159025The game is super long if you savor everything... the correct way to play is to not accept every side quests and save some for later playthrough
>>521159702This one? https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/1485?tab=descriptionShame it can't be done in game with any cuirass, but I get it. Warhorse already made one of the best clothes systems in a game, it just also has the problem of leaving us wanting more in certain ways (hoods down, etc)I hope they patch them in since it's probably easier for them to do it rather than modders
>>521160573Yeah would be nice to get one in black, i guess they could code it as a gambeson
>get to trosky castle>hmmm this von bergow is shady>steal everything he has>turns out I was right
>>521149838>go and check myself>they call "our hero henry" the most cringe song in a gameI'm flummoxed. How can anyone have such bad taste?
>>521144869I love that Hans being really small is literally canon at this point.
>the lute guys will be at a bar in kuttenberg if you didn't steal the lute but instead bought iti would say that's a nice touch, but why would they be arrested in kuttenberg for a crime in troskowitz
>>521163170Those guys are like if the Adoring Fan from Oblivion was actually funny.
>Henry can be violently homophobic towards Barnaby for no real reason>Days later he’s rubbing cocks and tongueing Hans asshole at SuchdolIt was also very obvious that Barnaby liked Henry and was coming onto him a little, which Henry of course didn’t figure out because he’s retarded. This could’ve been a much better “romance option”/sexual encounter than Black Bartosch.
>>521163685I agree, Barnaby was really likeable in the short time you got to know him and it makes more sense to have sex with a guy in the middle of nowhere than in a castle full of people lolSpeaking of Bart does he ever come back after he gets captured by Zizka?
>>521149838rpgcodex is just a normal discussion on par with /v/. Go to the farm and rpghq to see real goldmines kek you would have thought vavra raped them personally
>>521164260any funny examples? vavra becomes more based the more people i see seethe from him, whether it was sjws in kcd1 or /pol/niggers today
>>521163251I dont think hans is small small but i agree henrys must be bigger
>>521159702I’ve come to the conclusion that I actually hate “true” open-world RPGs. Nothing you do has any weight, no story moments are memorable because it’s all lightly scattered between heaps and heaps of busywork, and the blank slate self-insert protagonists are boring as shit. Thank god for the railroading.
>>521163815He goes back to Trosky castle like nothing happened. There isn't even dialogue to ask him about his capture though.
>>521114884>Think we'll see that happen if we get a KCD3No idea about KCD3, but we’re definitely getting more historical Sedletz shenanigans in the third DLC. The monastery had a pretty complicated history.
KCD3 is being made, trust the plan.
>>521164260There are so many people there openly saying they didn't play the game but they keep posting anyway. They also get extremely mad if you say something positive about it. What is this mental illness called?
>>521165043Blank slate self-insert characters could never have a moment like Henry has with Markvart in SuchdolThose types of RPGs just aren't capable of those moments. I still like them a lot if they are well-made but it's just not at all the same.
>>521165730Will it contain an hour long full penetration sex scene between Henry and Hans?
>>521166483bravo vavra
>>521124985This is why they should release the more explicit version hiding on Vavra's hard drive.
>>521166483it will be bottom henry, vavra wants to rustle different jimmiesits my jimmies
>>520637929>>521170256Ahem...
>>521171814We all know they switch. If His Lordship commands him to serve, Henry will happily serve.
>>521172204Switch is such a centrist take, go big or go home80/20 i take no criticism>>521171814Hans also said he didnt want his hairy ass alas henry must always decide for him
>>521122547i kekd so much when i first encountered them and they straight up wear the funny yellow hats and the first character you interact with calls you a goy(yeah i know there's a jew in the gypsy camp in the first area, but i'm not doing any of those quests because gypsies are lowlife scum, there should be a quest where you gather the troskowitz lads and go torch that gypsy cockroach shithole for polluting the forest)
>>521143913>that demon portal in the distancecan't unsee it once you spot it
>>521149838>baldur's gay 3>where every character acts and talks like a 25-30 y.o. american office worker, and every 'fantasy race' is just star trek tier 'alien' makeup and the same american millennial personality
>>521162446it's extremely unpleasant how the game forces you into events around the nebakov quests, i wish you could just kill that retard olda for killing your friends at the pond but not burn down semineinstead it's all or nothing
>>520551262can someone help me out im new to this reshade stuffso i have a 4090 and keep playing in 4k with like 85fps but whenever i install reshade, i get like 10 fps and i cant even select reshades from the folder menu because it doesnt react to anythingwhat am i doing wrong here? im assuming this isnt how it is supposed to bei just wanted to get rid of the color banding issue and i found out that reshade might do it
The fact that hans cant defend himself without henry just makes me horny... whats wrong with me?
>>521179026I got horny what Clara called Henry his dog after you rejected her...
>>521163815Nah Barnaby fits the elder gay role. Talking to him should've helped Henry realize he wants to kiss Hans. Bartosh still makes no sense and I consider it noncanon
KCD 3 will have proper polearm combat but it's unlocked by a hidden perk that you get by proving you can handle long staves with Hans
>>521179763Bartosh helps Henry realize his gay feelings already. Notice how Henry essentially decides he might want to fuck dudes after nearly losing Hans, and after flirting or sleeping with Bartosh he gets his first “intentionally romance Hans” dialogue option. Meanwhile, Barnaby’s quest is too disconnected from the main story progression for it to work.
>>521179026>Henry is beaten and banished away>Hans is seething at the villagers over Henry, gets drunk, angrily picks a bunch of fights, gets accidentally killed in a brawlIt’s a logical outcome, to be honest.
>>521179380But why?
>>521180562>hans decides to do something stupid and gets clappedstill horny
>>521179763>>521180215Bartosh is a DEI hire, lets not take him seriously
why can't you slip bane potion into the wine that you serve sigismund and markvartwhy can't you pretend that you have suddenly extreme diarrhea and excuse yourself from waiter service when you hear their attack plan on raborsch and go warn your friends
>>521081093I like how Henry saying "hans" is subtle and mixed with desperate sounds like it comes from his subconscious as he's jerking off. Meanwhile, Hans is just shouting Henry's name and nothing else, not any shame or doubt in his love.
>>521178508Why would you use reshade?
>>521181607>why can't you pretend that you have suddenly extreme diarrhea and excuse yourself from waiter service when you hear their attack plan on raborsch and go warn your friends>Press X to shit yourself
>>521180889Agreed
>>521180215If you defiled Henry before Hansry kino with Black B*rtosh, you did NOT beat the game
>>521179380>>521180608We all know why.
>>521180215The first romance dialog option for Hans is platonic. It's only marked as romance so the romance so the straight players don't get spooked
>>521181607Because TIME PARADOX and Henry didn't have any poison on him anyway, because he had been forced to leave all his things under lock and key.>why can't you pretend that you have suddenly extreme diarrhea and excuse yourself from waiter service You're not allowed to have diarrhea in front of your king. There's a legend that the Danish astronomer Tycho Brahe died of a burst bladder in Prague because leaving the emperor's banquet would have been a severe breach of etiquette. It's probably not true (prostate cancer is more likely), but it's a famous example how much of a big deal it was to stand in front of the monarch as a lower ranked person.
>>521183762It sound platonic, but it's part of the required romance path. This is also the point where Henry's muh lord devotion becomes so obvious he starts annoying other people with it.
What's your MO in faguers siege camp? I naturally did them full-Vranik backstabbing, bludgeoning them in their beds, chasing them with a longsword style, because that's my style
>>521183471Thats not henry thats jayce arcane
>>521185189>blue eyes>Hans' yellow pourpoint sleeve>hooked shnozAnon confirmed for blind.
>>521185065Armored head to toe, big fucking axe and shield, no stealth, Henry screaming constantly and filled with medieval alchemy roids
>>521184849It's part of the romance because it needs to be up to the player whether or not there will be a romance. Henry is written to be oblivious until the end
>>521184351>because he had been forced to leave all his things under lock and keyhe's been forced to leave sacks of equipment yes but what's to stop him from smuggling a phial of poison up his ass>There's a legend that the Danish astronomer Tycho Brahe died of a burst bladder in Prague because leaving the emperor's banquet would have been a severe breach of etiquettegood point, i forgot about that storyi guess there really is no way to leave until sigismund lets you
>>521185672>Henry screaming constantlyI'm very glad that they added practical buffs to your battlecryes, otherwise I would never have experienced the kino of screaming I FEEL QUITE HUNGRY in the middle of a serious/tense battle, or FOR THE CROSS/VICTORY IS NEAR when beating on some shithole tavern drunk because I need to buff myself for unarmed combat since every shithole tavern drunk knows martial arts and Henry can only kick and grapple to avoid getting masterstriked
This is so cute aaaaa
>>521188465Feint and combo m8
>>521189898I don't think I ever (intentionally) feinted in kcd2With how they reworked combat I just never felt like I need to, higher quality enemies I masterstrike and combo and the plebs I just smack on their undefended sideIn kcd1 it was necessary sometimes when you had no time to bait a masterstrike and the feint was your only safe offensive option
>>521187857I don't recall, did Henry know he would be serving Sigismund himself and not just the rest of the council? Because he was clearly shitting bricks when Siggy showed up.
>>521186048>Kiss him>obliviousSome thoughts had been rattling around in his autistic head for a while, he just never allowed himself to follow them to their logical conclusion.
>>521195364>kiss him>gets kissed insteadHenry can't see dialog prompts. Those are for the player
>>521195476He only gets kissed because he chickens out at the last minute, forcing Hans to take the initiative. He takes Hans' hand, pulls their knees together, but then decides to run away like a fucking coward after all. The entire sequence is the final instance of the whole "I will never run away again" theme Henry has going on. He wants to do something, almost runs away, but then gathers his courage, locks the door, and goes for it with all the suppressed enthusiasm. Fortuna audentes iuvat.
>>521179026thank god, i thought it was just me>>521179763holy fucking basedi didn't even know who black bartosh was until i saw fanart of him because i somehow ignored him my entire playthrough
>>521195009He knows he's sent there to spy on a meeting between Sigismund and the Kuttenberg council You could argue he had no idea he'd later be left so intimately with just the king, Markvart and a couple of guards after everyone else leaves
>>521166123Chuddism and yes it's a mental illness
>>521196789Bartosh is alright he just isn't for sex with Henry
My nigga Black Barecock is offering 8 hours of free no strings hot sex, why shouldn't Henry have a taste, and on the eve of such a fateful battle. Hansrykeks stay seething lmao
>>521201939Henry would never have hookups like a common bathwenchDelete this or there willbe consequences
>>521201939I promise theres no seething but where did the 1 hour go?
>>521201939Our boy Henry is made for finer things than hopping on some disease ridden b*rtosch cock with no respect for loyalty nor emotional bond.
>>521201939Time literally stopped for Henry and Hans to fuck. There's no limit to how long they went at it
>>521201939More hansry to cure the black barecock trauma
>>521201939bartoschfag OUT
Time to spread green/yellow hansry agenda, green is henrys color
no competition to his aura. Henry had no chance
>>521203742The type of men henry fought wars for
>>521203742>no option to go with Hans to the wedding together as a gay couple
>>521149838it's weird, I enjoyed the game immensely but it just hasn't really cut through like eg. BG3 has (which is also "le woke") so I feel a weird disconnectI suspect it's because KCD2 massively filters normies because you can't just hack and slash at the start of the game
>>5212019391) I just personally think Bartosh is ugly2) Given Henry's reaction of disgust and initial rejection of Hans' kiss, I find it hard to believe that Henry engaged in 8 hours of gay sex or even thought sexually about another man until that moment3) Kill yourself
hmmmhttps://x.com/WarhorseStudios/status/1910347044641972533
whats your hc build, kcdg?
>>521206264Henry being a yandere who dresses himself up as Hans is canon now, we won
>>521206463numbskull, hangry, and sweaty are canon but I will be doing all of them for the achievement
>>521206828I'd say hangry, heavy-footed, and somnambulant would be canon Henry for me
>>521206463Every single one of them + my current mods
>>521206264Wait is that Henry or Hans? If it's Henry why is he dressed like Hans? What did Kojima mean by this?
>>521206473He even does it on the map for KCD
>>521206172>dumb, always hungry, smellyThis plus somnabulant i think
>>521208491It's cosplay
The moment Zizka picked up an apple I knew what was going to happen, I fucking knew... I laughed as a hyena ffs
>>521208981>bowl full of apples right there>take the one apple that Hans is holding and about to eat insteadWhy is Zizka like this
>>521209391What's he gonna do about it? Nothing, that's why
>>521206828>NumbskullI chuckled
>>521209391Because nobody but Henry likes Hans
>>521206828>bashful description/effectnow this is roleplaying
>>521209450he didn't need to do anything, henry used telekinesis to redirect the arrow to his eye as payback for stealing his boyfriend's snack
>>521206264Is that even henry... its the same guy as attached right? Im always confused why he doesnt look like henry
>>521209391>steal Hans' food>blinded 10 seconds later
>>521174262>and the first character you interact with calls you a goy"Actually, goyim means person of a nation, so technically you are also a goyim!"
>>521210346but henry, colloquialisms by definition don't use the literal meaning of words
>>521201939Bartosh's asshole is probably stretched wider than the red sea after Moses parts it. I wouldn't want to touch the Trosky garrison's cum bucket with a 10ft pole.
anyone have more chink kcd content?
>>521214929No but this is their best work.
>>521149838I hate hero worshipping in vidya and it's even worse with customizable cardboard cutout characters. If it's got all that it better be fucking fun to play and my idea of fun is the exact opposite of turn-based combat. And even the coombait is subpar, the gay dude looks like a middle aged lesbian with shitty jew hair. I literally don't get the appeal and I'm a horny motherfucker.
>>521215891I don't hate BG3 but it's the weakest BG game and only really so popular because it's the most normie beloved RPG yet>Hero worshippingI think my least favourite is cyberpunk 2077 fans hero worshipping v, who is the worst kind of blank slate - too defined by the story to truly customize, too loose to truly give a shit about. they always say shit like "v is BUILT DIFFERENT" and its just you doing standard action game shit. rpgcodex also had people saying that game was better written than kingdom come which, lol
are harnesses broken? they all seem to lower carry capacity on horses
>>521206828Bad Back is semi-canon later in the game. Henry says his back wound still pains him around Nebakov and he wishes he could find a new back while doing the bone stacking quest.
>I'll bring you something to nibble on, but not until evening, alright?He was talking to the horse...
>>521208491Henry is just cosplaying as his boyfriend, no need to kinkshame him.
>>521216506I really enjoyed cyberpunk and the story is okay but the characters are so two dimensional and cliche KCD(2) is on a different level entirely
>>521217071Henry is a sociopath who thinks mimicking and obsessing over his lord capon is normal behavior. Luckily Hans is extremely horny about it.
>>521218472sorry meant to reply to this:>>521217259
>>521216506I love cyberpunk universe and am pretty biased because I don't like d&d but I do agree V is the weakest part of the game. I would've rather they fully committed to making him/her a real character instead of half-assing it.
>>521218806I love the cyberpunk TTRPG. I just think V is a weak character and Keanu's acting as Johnny was extremely sub par. I can tolerate Johnny not being a bowie lookalike if they *really* wanted to change his appearance, but changing it so he just looks like Keanu, who already wasn't a great actor, was pretty stupid
Motherfuckers none of you told me he was streaming again
>>521219491too busy rubbing it out to him to post here, sorry
>>521206828whats the easiest path here? Hangry seems easy since base hunger is a nothingburger. Picky Eater since hunting lmao.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKySVyFMn90
>>521219441I didn't mind Keanu's role but I'm not a fan at all of wasting money on known actors for video games. It's money that could've been better allocated elsewhere.
>open Luke's stream>he says he's pregnant ok
>>521218806Agreed, including the dislike for D&D. I love C2077, but I wish V was a full-fledged character instead. I even like Silverhand; the path where you force him to gradually realize what a tryhard asshole he had been is pretty kino.
>>521223909Oh good for him. If it's a boy he should name it after Tom
Anyone else get autistically annoyed when you buy some stuff from the store and the colours don't match? Really hoping that the DLCs add new features and the brush with death one adds armour painting
>>521225734fashion kingdom is rough
Abusing and molesting Hans until his haughty noble demeanor breaks and he turns into a beautiful quiet sad shivering thing
where is luke on bg3? Still on the ship?
>>520551262NEW:>>521226761>>521226761>>521226761
>>521226789He got off but that's it
>>521206264Is this Warhorse's weird way of confirming Hansry? Why did they make Henry into some psycho covered in blood dressed like Hans?
>>521210346He looks really gay with glasses
>>521227893I think warhorse's way of confirming hansry was making an entire romantic storyline for them and putting it in the game
