Full Bloom/Best of the West Edition>Setting up Netplay- Melee/P+https://pastebin.com/EJlDKeu9f (LOL DEAD)- 64/Smash Remixhttps://pastebin.com/cbcg9ALi (LOL DEAD)>Quickplay-enabled Latency Mod (2&3f default)https://github.com/Naxdy/latency-slider-de/releasesPrevious thread: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/519794442/
Hax$ https://www.youtube.com/live/WBXkFxpwrfg
RIP HAX$
this nigga m2k showed up in a t-shirtbased or cringe?
>>520557939based
>>520557939lol it's a red adidas shirt, based reference
So, I'm someone who took this whole "Hax$ died we should take mental health seriously" route when the news initially hit.Holy. Shit. There is NO recovering for the Smash Bros. community from this one, this is something that will be talked about for decades after the stream is over. Grown men playing video games at a funeral, livestream VODs in one corner, hardly anyone is dressed professionally.Going to write on my will "if I'm ever dead, please, for the love of god, do not play Blazblue at my funeral."
>>520559430There's no recovering from the way the community treated him for no fucking reason.
Remember to watch Best of the West in Mexicanhttps://www.twitch.tv/ligaaceesports
HGod on stream
Shhhh, he's sleeping.
>>520573867>Even in death people are telling him to go back to FalconI know I shouldn't laugh but lol
>m2k still autistically rocking in his chairlol
>>520574338>should i behave normal for once??>naaaahi hate autists so goddamn much
>>520574338He's probably freaked out, rightfully.
>red adidas pants
It's up
>>520557939Aziz's mom asked for people to wear Adidas gear to the funeral.
The fact that reddit is censoring comments and getting assblasted over this funeral really shows you how corrupt this shit is. What the fuck is wrong these people?
>>520583374What do they have against him? They treat Hax like he fucking committed mass murder or some shit.
>>520584325Redditors are groupthink bots they don't need a good reason
The pink falcon helmet in the casket got me in the feels.
>>520583374Reddit isn't censoring shit LOLI love retards like you crying "corruption" when it's really just "people reacting in a way you dont like" Hax trying to kill himself cause he couldn't stop getting re-banned from video game locals is fucking comedy and the fact there's retards out here crying CONSPIRACY AND CORRUPTION are hilarious.Imagine killing yourself over video games LMFAOOOOOOO
>run into ex pro player in unranked>win game 1>he lras right after he hits his kill move in game 2Fuck you nigger you don't get a game 3. You couldn't wait an extra 2p frames for the game to end properly?
>>520588554lmao u lost and r mad
>>520588965Scoreboard shows 2-0 in my favor.
>>520589059>quits a game>claims he wonoh brother
>>520587989>>707487025
>>520589164I was game 1 and I also won game 2 since my opponent quit out before the end of the game. I won the bo3.
>>520589340mad boy still mad
>>520589454You sound like you play ultimate.
>>520589541OH SHITTTTTTTT HE SAID HE THINK I PLAY DA GAME HE THINK IS DUMBBTFO'D IM BTFO'D FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>520589705Post code lil pup
>>520589765i dont play with dumb faggots sorry, have better use of my time than letting some retard get an ego boost cause he won a video game match that started cause he was angry over 4chan LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>520589887>doesn't ever entertain the possibility of winning in his own hypothetical kekypoo.
>>520590187yeah because it's a game i pick up like once a month to play some random netplay, of course I'm going to lose to an actual practiced player The kekypoo is the fact you default to "see me in the video game" when confronted outside the video game. No one gives a shit about whatever skill you have at a childrens party game you dumb faggot. Take pride in better shit than that
>>520590493>johns followed by a wall of text boom. done.
>>520587989You molest children.
>>520590637"I could beat you at thing I practice more than you. This shows that I am clearly not mad." Retarded and gay. Stay mad bitch boy
>yeah because it's a game i pick up like once a month to play some random netplay, of course I'm going to lose to an actual practiced player >The kekypoo is the fact you default to "see me in the video game" when confronted outside the video game. No one gives a shit about whatever skill you have at a childrens party game you dumb faggot. Take pride in better shit than that
>>520590887Lmao still madSowwy u didnt get your win over top pwayer you big stwong boy
>>520590694Let me guess, you could be also fitter than me if you worked out? Be more erudite if you read more? Fucked more women if you weren't gay? Oh well :^)
>>520591229Bro still mad lmfaoEgo riding on getting the high of "beating ex top player" and getting robbed of that experience so he has to rage about it on 4chan where no one fucking caresMADDDDDDDDDDD
>>520591402>reddit spacing>all caps seethe
>>520591614"reddit spacing"Bro is so schizo he relates spacing between sentences to what website you use so he can better stereotype you in his head to stay winning LOOOOOOOOOL what a dumb fucking retard
>>520590493>the kekypoo is the fact you [...]lmfao what a dork
Did someone link /ssbg/ on twitter or something? Why is that tourist so angry? Does he know he won't gain followers by posting le nasty clapback?
>>520591714>spaces between sentencesThey're linebreaks between paragraphs, retard, and they matter because markdown interpreters need two of them to display paragraphs. Did you ever take an IQ test? I know you think being retarded is cool and makes you look aloof but you may be entitled to downiebucks.
>>520592394bros really heated over how different people space shit on the internet. what a fucking retard LOL stay mad
>NO YOU'RE THE KEKYPOO AND YOURE MAD!!!!!
>>520592640insane levels of buttmad from someone who didnt get their precious netplay victory LOL get a grip faggot
>bro isnon-white or underage, likely both
>>520592851waaaaaa someone said im mad, time to throw out 90 attempts at categorizing him as something i already dislike or hate cause im a lazy dumb mad faggot waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>520592714nta, faggot
>>520593010still a dumb mad faggot, you dumb mad faggot
Venting about netplay losses is gay but the other faggot really takes it to the next level. Holy shit shut the fuck up
>>520593162cry about it fag
>>520593126>n-no youbro is a mental midget
>>520593410bro is still mad also "bro is" was already established as terminology that means youre a nigger or underage, so get fucked retard
>>520593410BRO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE BUTT FUCKING MAD ABOUT LOSS TO A TOP PLAYER STOP TRYING TO SPIN THAT AROUND FAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>520593612bro doesn't understand he's being made fun of
>>520593885bro thinks i give a shit what retards have to say
>convincing yourself that you could understand the world around you if you caredendearing :)
BASED!!!!!!!
>>520594326bro is still trying lmfao
at this point he's just begging for (You). Best not to indulge him.
>>520596120How often does puppeh jerk off to the memory? Weekly? Daily?
>>520596120God, I see what you have done for other people and I want that for me.
>>520596951You will never be a child again. You will never be abused by a mixed girl with a killer body who teaches you how to have sex and encourages you to cum deep inside her. You will never fall asleep in her arms, as the little spoon. It's too late.
>>520597194>killer bodyretard
>>520597284The perfect body for little boys. Mature, toned, tits plenty big and suckable, tight butt appropriate for your not quite fully developed penis. Shit's straight out of a sistercest doujin
>>520597781Seek therapy or God, what the fuck LOL
>LOL
I would release Cinnpie from jail, she's perfect bros
>>520596120show me the smash shaker
>>520597194>>520597781
onee-shota, reverse rape, ugly bastard, netorare, interracial, age difference
>>520602997Umm where's Young Link's teammate? 2v1 isn't fair
I was there, his mom was very appreciative of the people who were against his ban. She went on and on about how terrible the ban was and I just felt so sad for her. Imagine losing your child because a bunch of fucking leftist cucks didn't allow them to play a game because they were... afraid of him I guess? It's pathetic.
>>520605876Imagine losing your son because he killed himself over video games lol"my son was such a freak that he got banned, unbanned, and rebanned from the game he loved so he jumped in front of a train. THOSE GOSH DARN TO'S ARE BAD PEOPLE!"
>>520605876respect anon for you being therealso ignore the troll, he's gay and his mom will die in his sleep he replies to this
>>520598429hello zion
>>520597781thigh highs don't work in real life.
I guess this is why this general died.
>>520606578I know dude the people that play smash are so fucking weird. I got into this game through net play and decided to go to a local,not was half trannies and half stuttering retards that just gave me really bad vibes it makes me not even like playing this game
>>520606578the word is abused, her son got abused
>>520624343>abused>banned from video game localsOH DEAR HORRORS THE SHEER ABUSE OF HUMANITY
>>520621471I wanted to play Ultimate recently but no one showed up to my lobby. I sure miss those online tournaments.
Hax is Saudi? I didn't know that.
Waft
>>520587989imagine killing yourself because YWNBAW LOOOOOL
>>520602997what's the source / original? reverse image searched but nothing specific
>>520646026https://x.com/boris_noborhyshttps://www.pixiv.net/en/users/5375435
>boris
>>520573867Sleep tight, my goat.
>>520594360Him being a number slippi player is so funny.
damn full bloom is an absolute bust. the stream quality is straight up out of 2013 not to mention every top player dropping out
>>520634584Egyptian
>>520594360Was hax Muslim?
wow
>>520667871>47 updoots
Nooooo why did they put the tranny commentator on for Morse's set. I don't want to hear that voice.
Our boy's losing to a looneytroon.
>>520672230today just wasn't his day, happens
Morsecode has definitely lost weight
I'm someone who took this whole "Hax$ died we should take mental health seriously" route when the news initially hit.Holy. Shit. There is NO recovering for the Smash Bros. community from this one, this is something that will be talked about for decades after the stream is over. Grown men playing video games at a funeral, livestream VODs in one corner, hardly anyone is dressed professionally.Going to write on my will "if I'm ever dead, please, for the love of god, do not play Blazblue at my funeral."
Ice Climbers are so fucking boring. Handoffs are entertaining if you like keys jingled in your face.
>>520587989based
>>520606578these seething sickos are mad because they're every bit the loser hax was.
Thoughts on any eulogies?>m2kfun>themanalordglad he didn't talk long. has no business being there>technicalsthe "right side of history" and "q anon" lines are out of place and bring too much of the unrelated culture war into it. otherwise i like the general sentiment.
>>520667871>moral highground so hard you kill hax>moral highground at the funeral of the man you just killedreddit leftist moment
who is the tranny commentator and does she have an onlyfans unironically
me on the left
>>520676449Why does everyone keep saying that about manalord? I know Hax declined his invitation to mana monthlies, but that doesn't mean he still can't respect the guy who was ostracized like the rest of them. I still think it was a bitch move on Hax's part, but anyone with a fraction of a brain could understand why he would do that.
>>520602997>>520646026>>520652543>melee players turn a blind eye to literal pedo posters.but fuck them trans people, amiright?
>>520679114he cute. looks super comfy and warm to cuddle up with
anyone east coast want to play teams? 1/4 code is SSBG
>>520679236Because hax's ban is entirely different from the political bans.It's like if there was a funeral for somebody jailed for drug-use and unrelated people that were jailed for vandalism showed up to talk. It's not the same issue at all.
>>520679236hax was in talks with manalord to go to mana summit days before he passed. not sure if he was going to use his real tag or play under some alt tag but I guess it doesn't matter anymore
>>520680590it's similar enough, highlighting how they demonize people and don't allow for rehabilitation-- they just want conformity & submission
>>520682849>they just want conformity & submissionThe language used to discuss the ban of a grown man in a 20+ year childrens party game is fucking hilarious. How do these retards type shit like this without feeling like an absolute clown LOL
>>520683140you're side-stepping the issue, trannyTO's are people acting as moral arbiters and enforcing unreasonable prescriptions for people to return to their community after banning them for bullshit in the first place-make video-ur banned for life-go learn2code, bite your tongue, and say "TRANS RIGHTS" and maybe we'll let you back in a few years (we won't)professional sports players usually get a fine and a DEFINITE suspension, TO's are nerds with too much power that abuse it
Why is P+ like this?
>>520683609>make videoI love downplaying things>banned for lifeI love spreading misinformation>sperg rambling about being forced to say trans rightsLiterally has never happened you delusional retard. Also every event runner is allowed to remove people and ban people from their events as they see fit. You are not entitled to peoples events, never have, never will. If they want you out, they can kick you out, its their fucking event lol. Seethe, cope, etc.
>>520587989Worse. Technicals stopped Hax from seeking mental help. There's proof in the DMs. And he has the gall to pull the "I tried to help" card while making the funeral all about "wokeness".Hax would fucking hate him if he were still around and if he got helphttps://twitter.com/ssbmhax/status/1790776554747830312https://twitter.com/ssbmhax/status/1863383946513248321
>>520683890he literally did just make a video, it's not downplaying at all, you and the other redditors simply got offended by the arguments he made-- a delusional cult's reaction to a thing doesn't reflect on the value or severity of said thing>banned for lifeeffectively yesevent runners are criminals profiting off Nintendo's copyright in the first place
>>520684858Pretty sure they weren't the ones taking advantage of a mentally unwell man, Technicals. By the way, when will you make videos about your brother and best friends being pedophiles?
>>520667871what exactly does "get help" mean? get on SSRIs?
>>520676449Tasteless. Disgraceful. Disrespectful. Disgusting>>520667871There's proof in his own DMs to Hax, too.>>520678597Me when I deny proof.
>>520685053you and the rest of reddit have cognitive dissonance, it would hurt too much to realize you are the ones mostly culpable for hax's death-- so you look to point more fingers like you did in the first place. People who wield all the power point to random journalist types with no swaytechnicals couldn't unban hax, technicals didn't keep hax banned for years and string him along, manalord didnt eitherw/ great power comes great responsibility and trannies were very irresponisble with Hax$'s case
>>520676449wait, is there a video of the funeral?
>>520685413Better than letting an opportunist whose brother and friends groom children "help" you.>>520685624>you and the rest of reddit have cognitive dissonance, it would hurt too much to realize you are the ones mostly culpable for hax's death-- so you look to point more fingers like you did in the first place. People who wield all the power point to random journalist types with no swayExcept there's proof that Technicals' did indeed cause Hax's death>technicals couldn't unban hax, technicals didn't keep hax banned for years and string him along, manalord didnt eitherManalord is a nazi skinhead. Technicals egged Hax on.>w/ great power comes great responsibility and trannies were very irresponisble with Hax$'s caseWhich is why Technicals needs to be held accountable for Hax's death. But since Technicals still won't call out his brother or best friends for being pedophiles...
>>520680590>Hax ban wasn't politicallmao, what are you on? And that's an awful analogy too. They were both melee players that were removed from the community for the political views the TOs assumed they had.
>>520685973>Better than letting an opportunist whose brother and friends groom children "help" you.... is it?
>>520684852why are you tranny faggots shitting the thread up? everyone knows you guys killed hax$ and you're going to get fucked by dogs because of it.
>>520685885Look at the first post of this thread.
>wizzy is already outman wizzy fucking sucks now what the hell
>>520686173I understand you're Technicals' biggest simp, but shitting up the thread to own da libs is not the way to do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjPCIZB39u4 Just gonna leave this here
>>520685973you have zoomer tranny brainrot, idk why you're talking about pedophiles and are still talking way too much about Technicals. This over-expressed hatred is actually telling of the reddit mindset that kept Hax banned, you guys(male) seem to hate Technicals so much that Hax's association with him may have influenced the harshness of his punishmentgo read any of hax's tweets, he just wanted to be unbanned-- he tried all sorts of kowtowing, begging, and pleading but it was never enough... again it's only TO's and people with actual power that could remedy thatyou're in a position where you're disagreeing with the guy's Mother, because you bought into some controlled narrative from a highly moderated subreddit and speech-chilled twitter
>>520686654>you have zoomer tranny brainrot, idk why you're talking about pedophiles and are still talking way too much about Technicals. This over-expressed hatred is actually telling of the reddit mindset that kept Hax banned, you guys(male) seem to hate Technicals so much that Hax's association with him may have influenced the harshness of his punishmentTechnicals is not going to fuck you>go read any of hax's tweets, he just wanted to be unbanned-- he tried all sorts of kowtowing, begging, and pleading but it was never enough... again it's only TO's and people with actual power that could remedy thatI have, actually.https://twitter.com/ssbmhax/status/1790776554747830312https://twitter.com/ssbmhax/status/1863383946513248321He would hate the company at his funeral.>you're in a position where you're disagreeing with the guy's Mother, because you bought into some controlled narrative from a highly moderated subreddit and speech-chilled twitterHis mother doesn't know her head from her ass half of the time, or else she would have the sense not to invite open nazis like mana or the very opportunist that killed her son.
>>520679362Texas already banning them, who cares
>>520683670Nobody plays PM but soullessSame with all those PM wannabe mods Ultimate modders madeAkainea and SR are the way forward now.
reddit raid?
Morsebros.......
Guys... is it reddit or discord when you rightly hold Technicals accountable for Hax's death?
>>520687694Likelyt. /biz/
Battle of the smash sisters happening right now, fellas
>visit leddit>they're dunking on Air Riders with anti-Sakurai memes >the same batch of retards that suck his dick whenever a new character is revealed, even Bileth I hate redditors.
>>520686342raped by hbox, may never recover
>>520687072those tweets are examples of the kowtowing i mentioned, whether hax held those beliefs or not doesn't matter and if those help clear your guilty conscious then good for youapolitically, he was mistreated by the TO's (for political reasons) if his personal politics happened to be in line with ny-democrat types so be it. But those types demonized him, nazi types were willing to treat him like a human deserving of empathythere are also tweets like this https://x.com/ssbmhax/status/1820267164131057760your tweets also come very late into him begging to be unbanned which is why i see it as more of a strategic way of trying to appease or placate his abusers>He would hate the company at his funeral.again that's cope, the guy would likely welcome anyone in his corner with how isolated he was>His mother doesn't know her head from her ass half of the time, or else she would have the sense not to invite open nazis like mana or the very opportunist that killed her son.source? i thought that she didn't invite anyone and it was more of an open funeral situation, you or i could have went too>>520687917"reddit - discord - tranny - TO - twitter" are all interchangeable
>>520679362Forgot which site you're on, Redditor?
>>520686561>TommyFull time retard, disregarded
What did Magi mean by this
>>520689069real women wear sweat pants and a regular t-shirt at fighting game tournaments btw
>>520688451I showed you proof that Hax was manipulated by Technicals. I showed you proof that Hax hates you guys. Gut it appears you have your tongue too far up Technicals' ass to care. Good day, sir.>>520688848It's ok. I accept your concession.
>>520689069god i need to correct that little slut
>>520689069Cute + would
>>520684852Anon what the fuck do you think a fucking therapist can do for you if you dedicated your entire life to growing a community and they exiled you? TELL ME ANON. WHAT WOULD A GODDAMNED PSYCHOLOGY MAJOR THAT WAS NEVER PASSIONATE ABOUT ANYTHING IN ANY UNVENTURED PATH DO FOR YOU?
>>520690590Help you find healthy coping strategies
>>520690590Shhh... it's ok. It's ok to admit Technicals was in the wrong like he always is.>>520690719Exactly. And Technicals deprived him of that.
>>520690719you're chalked bro, those two tweets you're married to are textbook examples of vacuous bullshit he's just saying because he thinks that's what TO's want to hearhttps://x.com/ssbmhax/status/1790776554747830312>I’ve made mistakes, but my goal will always be to redeem myself within the main community and show that I can still be a positive influence.as if having different associations or political opinions equates to negativityhe was abused by a cult that didn't allow for opposing beliefs
>>520691115>he was abused by a cult that didn't allow for opposing beliefsAnd that cult was Technicals and the alt-Smash scene. But you're too much of a fangirl to realize this.
>>520691115>you're chalked broBro I aint even that anon I'm just like letting you know what the point of therapy is
>>520691354no, you're just doing some ingroup-outgroup thingreddit banned all hax threads, TO's were condemning others for associating with Hax , rabid trannies would harass anyone who tried to empathize with Hax
>>520692252>no, you're just doing some ingroup-outgroup thingSays the Technicals fanboy rewriting history on his oshi's behalf
>>520692242yeah my b, the right guy still saw it, your post was neutral and fair>>520692679he's some guy with a 100k sub youtube channel bro, not the entire community with all the institutional powerjudge the two of them based on these models
>>520692864Anon... do you fail to see the irony in calling everyone else a cult while you're knee deep in the cult Technicals formed? I'd tell you to get help, but that goes against your grand wizard's doctrine.
>>520692864bruh the fact you leapin at shadows at people just explainin why therapy would done some good maybe you need some too man
Is Zamu a tranny now too??? Wtf is going on??
>>520694408he trooned out in a sad attempt at fitting in
>>520694113He's a Technicals fangirl. Therapy is haram to people like that.
Aklo is channeling the 20XX Hax$ spirit, no way he loses before top 4
>>520693158it's your cult programming that makes you think i'm a technicals stan in the first place; isolating the case to just Hax and the TO's is all i need to know there was serious mishandling -- and i thought all this before i listened to any of technicals preaching to the choir contentHax's video shined the light on leffen for me, the types of people he accuses leffen of being do exist and he presented a good case; unlike redditors i dont have the "YOU SAID HITLER" thought-stopping programming>>520694113i dont disagree, it's expensive tho; but you're reading too much into it, Anonymous forum makes people indistinguishable from others, i just responded to a chronologically recent post rather than pick a higher up old one
>>520695724>YOU'RE IN A CULT I'M NOT A TECHNICALS FANGIRL, shrieked the Technicals fangirl who vomits out his talking points
I looked for this general a few days ago but didn't see it. What happened?
>>520696049my sincerely held beliefs are not "technical's talking points" they may align but you live in a media controlled environment (bubble) so anything opposing your doctrine threatens you hax was treated as subhuman, for releasing a video. maybe in your opinion he was wrong in the video, maybe you think that video was hecking "unhinged" but usually we value freedom of expression and speech in the USA -- and different "crimes" have different sentencesthere are also better and worse ways to treat your fellow man even if you think they're guilty of something egregious
>>520697064You didn't know what your "sincerely held beliefs" were until someone else told you what they should be. Get bent.
>>520697321i do actually, it just makes you comfortable to think i don't because you are in a culti predict despite your allegations of fault that Technicals will stand on business and stick to what he's always said -- this being in opposition to the TO's removing their name from the ban documenti can say fuck technicals, fuck trannies, fuck hax, fuck reddit, fuck manalord, fuck everyone because 4chan isn't a cult echo-chamber like reddit, a cause of much of hax's despair -- where groupthink is enforced
>>520698178>stick to what he's always said -- this being in opposition to the TO's removing their name from the ban documentAnd where was this sentiment when Hax was still alive? You and every other Technicals simp don't give a shit about Hax. You never did. He was little more than a pawn to you in the culture war your side instigated.
>>520698419>>520698178WHO GIVES A SHIT It's top 8 time talk about fucking smash
By the way, this guy raiding the thread and crying about Technicals is Jasonrusty1. Don't ask me how I know, but it's him.
>>520698805>twitter dramaget out
>>520698419i value anonymity, but i got into many similar spats like this across a few diff sites, i could have done more but i supported in my own way through liking positive posts from/about him and watching his streamsdo you agree that Hax$ discussion was banned on reddit and people were harassed for expressing pro-hax sentiments?
>>520698805He malded about /vg/ on reddit lmao. This dude was shaking, clenched fists the entire time Technicals was speaking at Hax's funeral. >>520699562>do you agree that Hax$ discussion was banned on reddit and people were harassed for expressing pro-hax sentiments?You don't need to debate it. Just look how many Hax threads were deleted in the last week, specifically under the notion that it would draw harassment to the tourney organizers, while threads disparaging Hax's mom and his friends stay up, full of horrible comments.
>>520700589erm... what player has nudes?
>>520700589supporting mana monthly? sharing nudes??????? what
>>520698805>>520700589This faggot wants m2k banned by the way lol
>>520606578>Imagine losing your son because he killed himself over video games lolhe saw a small child get dragged into an alley way by a tournament. he sprinted towards the alley to save the child and yelling for help. then he saw this huge tranny struggling with the screaming and crying child like a vicious hippopotamus. Hax dove into action and dive kicked the huge tranny and the giant massive tranny rolled away and Hax saved the child and returned the child to his parents. But the huge evil tranny came back with an ar-15 and killed everyone there.
>>520698805>>520700589Holy shit, it really is him. Always funny to me that the people who cannot stop raiding 4chan thinks this place gives two fucks about their shithole. Talk about rent-free.>spend their time sharing nudes of playersLMAAOOOOOOOOO
Rusty if you are reading this please pass this message over to your friends: You are all a bunch of niggerfaggot trannies.
Is Rusty the deaf guy? I guess he really was retarded after all and not just deaf.
>>520700589>that picThis is completely delusional and reeks of mental illness. This general has been dead for more than a year, there's probably like 10 different IPs posting tops. It's just a bunch of cunts laughing at the scene, nobody is doing shit or supporting shit, nobody here cares enough to begin with. Retards like him always have the biggest persecution complex, but I guess that's what happens when you spend +5 years dismissing any criticism of the scene by saying "nazi grifters".By the way, pic related is pretty much why he's been having a melty in this thread.He's been being (rightfully) slapped around on twitter since yesterday for lashing out at like half the attendees, so I guess he came here to vent his frustrations.
>>520700589rusty are you schizophrenic? are you retarded?
>>520701882Don't think so. This is him speaking at the funeral.https://x.com/SICunchained/status/1908679452487266696>>520702438Many such cases lately>>520702730lmao
Smash needs to die
>>520702730>they post them and speculate on who they would fuckI can't believe our resident armpit shitposter won in the end. I'm crying.
>>520702438>You didn't do shit! I get sturdy at your funeral nigga!
>>520702936I'm enjoying watching this guy have no idea what to do with his hands
Technicals is kind of a weirdo sperg too huh. Man is there anyone who gets involved in this that isn't fucked
>instantly goes radio silence the moment his name gets called outmassive LOL
>>520700589>supporting Mana MonthlyDidn't we have our own monthly for a while? I never see MM talked about here.
>>520703391this smash drama you're talking abouteveryone is either a tranny, an autistic nerd, or a sociopathand in many cases 2 of them at the same time
would bang. his falcon is sick.
>>520704207Why is he dressed like that? Pretty unprofessional for an event with children in attendance. You are NOT at a club
>>520706281man children are not real children
>>520704207I would love to bang that they/them with the camera
>>520686034>for the political views the TOs assumed they had.This is probably why the TOs kept him banned unconsciously, but at least publicly he wasn't banned for this.
>>520706281My thoughts exactly. Why is he dressed like he's at the gay club after the pride parade at this smash tournament? I would have called the cops immediately to get this perverted predator removed.
>>520703737Or all 3 + more
Rusty where'd you go bro? :(
>>520711225Probably grooming some kid he lured from /r/Pokemon
i hate to burst your bubble but i'm pretty sure this is a cookie-cutter, generic ass quote they put on those funeral cards... i think my grandma had the same onebut yeah you're doing a great job honoring it by picking fights with everyone and going against his mother's wishes
>>520708385>probably>unconciouslyNo. It was their conscious decision to keep him banned because their takeaway from his evidence2.zip video was that he was a white supremacist, a capitalist, right-winged, supported Trump and didn't care about the "victims" of the MeToo movement. They used the guise of "HE'S A HECKIN' MENTALLY ILL DANGER TO OUR PLAYERS" to keep him banned on the public front. This is a typical leftoid tactic. Anyone capable of self thought would see right through it. The bigger irony of it was that Hax was truly as much left-leaning as the people that kept him banned lol.
>>520714227So much of this is just schizo ranting about shit that didn't happen and making up reasons for the shit that didnt happen. Take your meds kiddo
Salt is gonna win
>>520715036FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
id pound magis ass
>>520715669trust the process
Is it just me or does anyone else think Salt being a troon is like some kind of satire or like Andy Kaufman situation? Like he's obviously not trans but he's playing a role straight to fuck with them? And don't call me schizo because the whole thing is crazy to begin with. It would be funny though.
>>520716761>Like he's obviously not transShe has tits
>>520716916Most smash players do.
I'm rooting for Cosmos even though he's a mongoloid negro.
Nice to see Cosmos remembered the matchup unlike acola.
ossify slaying back to back trannies dressed incredibly inappropriately?
glad to see salt wearing a fabric that doesn't make their cock shape perfectly visible.
A heroic attempt to rescue a child from an abduction took a devastating turn when the suspect, later identified as The Cheat, returned to the scene with an AR-15 rifle. The incident unfolded when a man, known as Hax, witnessed a child being dragged into an alley and rushed to intervene. Hax successfully freed the child and returned them to their parents.However, the situation escalated when The Cheat, who had initially fled the scene, reappeared armed with a rifle. Tragically, this led to a violent confrontation, resulting in devastating consequences. Authorities are investigating the events that transpired, and the community is left in shock at the horror that unfolded in what should have been a moment of heroism.
>>520718258Troons memory holed this. I remember the news articles.
bossify
Spergo must be drunk again, he's smiling like a retard and playing like shit.
i dub thee tranny slayer.
ossify has a crazy gamer hunchback
Fraudg0, holy fuck. That #1 ranking is the definition of fraudulent.
>check in to see whos in grands>its fucking ossify and krudowell that was random
>>520720794right? Honestly I love this era of melee (granted this is cause we had top players drop) but these blood bath brackets of GOOD players is so fucking fun
The place looks empty compared to when I went. Every seat was full and there were crowds off people lining the sides and standing up because there werent close to enough chairs.
>random guy wearing a ssj goku hoodie wins full bloomHOLY FUCKING BASED
>>520714227>probably>unconciouslyYes. It's just tribalism + lawyering to justify their position. They're masters of self-deception.
i played a game of melee on slippi. during this game of melee my opponent grabbed me, threw me down and was immediately able to grab me again. during this re-grab i was not able to escape. he was able to repeat this down-throw into regrab combo at least up to 7 times putting me from 0% to 56% or something. as this was happening i thought to myself, is this the LE SICK 20XX HECCIN BASED TECH SKILL HIGH SKILL CEILING REALLY HARD GAME these guys were talking about? were they playing something else? is this a different game im playing? surely they were not talking about the same game i just got down-throw regrabbed on 7 times while i was unable to escape? this is the super sick 20xx tech? it has to be, right? they put this mechanic in rival of aether 2. i was told rivals of aether 2 is supposed to be copying melee. this was put into their game because of melee. this is whats cool?
>>520714814Toph on stream was accusing him of being a white supremacist and a capitalist. The whole podcast circlejerk where the TOs discussed Hax's first ban they were claiming that he was inconsiderate of MeToo "victims" for saying that Leffen tried to use the movement to his benefit. Every ban statement was claiming that he was banned for being a potential danger (while also stating that he wasn't a threat). Hax himself did not like Trump, stated so several times. All of these are facts and things that happened.
>>520726807Yeah you're retarded buddy, sorry to break it to ya.
>>520729061Beat it rusty
just found out about these chudat chronicles and it makes me glad i never smoked weed
>>520729692nothing about chudat chronicles is cause weed and its all cause chudat is weird and insane
>>520730012>>520729485retards lmao
Hax’s funeral is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. I don’t care about the melee politics drama at all but this is just such a wild sequence of events. Family members weeping over his visible corpse on livestream alongside a Melee tournament. Reality is stranger than fiction.
>>520729692qrd?
>Toph was always fond of Hax back in 2011-2016>Randomly accused Hax of being a white supremacist or capitalist or something because he called Leffen the H-word in 2020Toph really is the kinda leftist piece of heartless subhuman shit that will throw his closest friends under the bus the moment he finds out they aren't rabid leftists like himself. No wonder these types salivate at the thought of communism so much. Toph deserves a very slow and painful death after watching his family get round up and shot right before his eyes. I pray that there is justice in this world and every piece of filth like him gets to experience exactly the society they want, first hand.
>>520729692I read that a long time ago but I don’t really remember it. What was the deal? I think he was gay or banging a tranny or something?
>>520730197Hilariously dramatic over people you never met in your life LOL
>>520730197Where's the video where toph said this? I don't doubt you, I'm just looking for a reason to get angrier than I already am at all this shit
I'm thinking tonight I'll play some Roy on Slippi unranked after barely playing for the past few years.
>>520730348duped lol
>>520729842he claims it activated his schizophrenia which is my main concern>>520730180>>520730315https://archive DOT ph/2016.08.24-043245/http://pastebin.com/7YV9CfQS
>>520730612duped lol
>>520730348>>520730558>>520730612
The melee community really is a schizophrenic clownshow. I love the game, but it might finally die for real if all these retards do a big culture war gamergate extravaganza. All this drama and politics is very gay.
Who is the strongest here in terms of raw unstoppable power?
>>520730575Wanna play?
>>520716916>she
I miss Anthers ladder. Ranked Slippi is alright, Unranked slippi with no chat is the absolute fucking worst way to experience Melee. Melee online discord matchmaking channels are like exclusively 16-19 year olds shitposting and being gay
>>520733342I keep stopping to smoke more weed so I don't want to burden you
>>520733903Okay, let me know if you change your mind.
>>520733903I dont care I'll still play my code is LLLL#703
The hax situation was handled poorly
hello I'm a tourist ready by these threads because of the insane hax situation but something I've been wondering that I havent seen a real answer for is why are there so many transgenders that play this game it's like that with speed running too but it seems to be even more concentrated on smash it's really weird I mean I'm not even trying to hate on it I'm legitimately wondering why people start to play this game and then become trans
>>520734346BRAI#631
>>520734861ah it's you, we haven't played in a while
>>520734741It's not that people play the game and become trans, it's that the game (and other nerdy areas of the world) are more inclusive and accepting of freaks and weirdos which trans people are. Smash is one that was extra accepting and promoting of being accepting, so more and more trans have joined as such. Its also a game that has a young demo so you get people who are still discovering their identity.
>>520735113>discovering their identityI told you to get out of here rusty
>>520735213Look Im not really pro/anti trans, but this is why there are so many of them in melee. Cry about it
>>520730197>>520725614Why are you copy pasting week old posts? >>520730558Here's the clip. I don't know where to find the full VOD.https://xcancel.com/FoxNewsSSB/status/1904796053423136961#mToph got pressed about this enough that he logged in to Twitter and whined about people "making the Hax situation political."
>>520734741Even if this is a dupe, my friend gave me kind of an answer recently for why there are so many troons in fgc (melee isn't fgc but I digress)He said something like fighting games parallel trans people in Japan historically because it was a huge thing in Japan in the 80s. I guess they had tranny fighting game and manga scenes. so for some trannies it's like a respect for Japan kind of thing? This could all be wrong though.
>>520735113dude not true I've known 2 people that trooned out after joining the smash community something is going on
>>520735458Yeah cause they were already weird about their gender, joined a community that accepts them, and then they transitioned. Not really that hard to understand retard
>>520735505retard is offensive rusty
>>520734741It's got something to do with autism. You see a similar phenomenon with speed running and trannyism. I can also tell you that playing this game past a certain point, past a certain skill threshold just mentally breaks some people. The game will make you crazy. That, plus the social media Twitter bubble. A lot of the melee troons you see are terminally online Twitter / discord gremlins that were quite literally raised on Twitter. A pre Elon Twitter. They were basically groomed through the internet.
>>520735458yeah it's too common of any occurrence. spark is next on the list to troon out, he's got painted nails as a MUSLIM? no shot. remember like a year or two ago when he spazzed out on twitter because his drunk friend gave him a quick hug and kiss? he's gotta be hiding something
>>520735026I have missed you too.
>angrily lurk on 4channel because chuds exist>go to reddit to complain about chuds>go back to 4channel so you can get mad again >go to your friends funeral and seethe the entire time, silently, because you think one of the guys at the funeral is a chud and it angers you>the seethe overcomes you and you crash out on Twitter, admitting that you wish you could violently attack the chud, but you don't>get btfo'd by all of your friends and peers>go back to lurking on 4channelRusty is never gonna live this down lmao
>>520734346Still there? That other guy wasn't me
>>520736984Yeah. Hopefully this isn't a dupe too
>>520737076Based give me a few minutes
>>520737076Ok COLT#45 I'm going to search LLLL#703
>>520735363>Here's the clip.Dug around and saw toph commented on it. Doesn't seem like that was his intention, but more just his way of wording how others will read it.Would still like to see full context, but it's whatever.
>>520738035I think my slippi crashed, ggs so far btw, you wanna keep playing?
>>520739561yeah im still searching
>>520739561ggz
Very fun stuff
Chag looks like he has tits he needs to skip chest day.
lol that was pretty cool from fatlandiss
OH CANADA
Wow Cosmos is one useless negro.
>>520747185He BTFO Spergo, which helped make the tournament actually interesting.
>>520735113Many trans people are infantile and are attracted to things they enjoyed when they were kids, like Nintendo games or Bionicles. At least that's what I think.
>>520747721You would think that cause you're fucking retarded
https://x.com/Nutty_Puff/status/1908905401409495493LET'S GATHER 'ROUND THE CAMPFIRE AND SING OUR CAMPFIRE SONG
I’m gonna be honest guys. I like Hax. But removing the obvious culture war bullshit, you guys have to see the dude is clearly unstable. I’m sure we all have someone we hate in our lives, but can any of you say you hate someone so much you would sacrifice your true passion and sense of community to go on a crusade against someone you really don’t have to interact with often? At this point he’s past being his own worst enemy. Not even saying he has to be friendly, act friendly, or even say anything positive about Leffen. Just don’t double down on another 20 page hate manifesto and repeat schizo takes to TO’s for Christ’s sake
>>520747721this is true, any adult this invested in Mario has serious issues
>>520749232If you have a differing opinion I'm willing to hear it but calling me a retard isn't going to change my mind.
I legit don't know how Samus is supposed to win vs Falco. It's hilarious people were so shit in the past they would even dare to call that MU even. Falco simply just doesn't have to interact with you EVER. Laser, laser, laser, laser, laser, laser. Oh you've had enough and want to try something? Dair, grab, whatever, Falco fucking wins. The only way Falco loses is if the they are a retard that doesn't use their gun and approaches mindlessly from mid-screen. Give me Falcon, Sheik, or any anyone else any day over that tranny character. At least they will play the video game with you. >inb4 power shieldAgain, maybe that would fly in 2013, but Falcos these days just hop over it and keep shooting you. Or they do fake lasers or change up their timings.
>>520598429no way she's in jail? women never go to jail for sex stuff
They should make Melee 2
>top 10 regulars finally get a tourney without the big 4>they all choke anyway vs literalwhosKWAB
>>520760087obviously not, female-on-male rape is literally impossible outside of extremely contrived situations anyway
>>520771105Idk I know a guy who was raped by a female because she got him ridiculously drunk when they were underage and he said he wke up or something and couldn't move and she was on top of him and he says he was raped
>>520771551I'm sure he was totally traumatized by that "horrible" event and was definitely unable to just throw the bitch off of him
>>520772831Idk she was fat and ugly
Lmao the comments and quotes on this are pretty good. The wind is blowing.https://xcancel.com/Smash_Sisters/status/1908695386098749532#m
>>520784812nothing has changed really. hACKs supporters were looked down on before his death too
>>520786978you need to go back
Rusty is complaining about Trump on the melee reddit lol
Speaking of Tariff Man>$90+ for Smash 6 or a S2E release of Ultimate Dreadful
Fuck bros I need a melee gf so bad
>>520792571It's just you, and you've posted this several times. He's a room temperature IQ groid who spazzes out online and tells people to kill themselves, and screams at his twitch chat when they say something he doesn't like.
>>52075783790% of falco players are shit and you can beat them just by powershielding their lasers and using up b when they dair your shield. This is level 1 of Melee, just suck it up and do the things that make you win.
>>520793598I think it's funny that she still tells people to suck her dick
what the fuck happened to melee hell? is this the same guy who ran it in 2014/2015?
>>520805020This dude spent the last couple days sperging out at Hax's mom, calling her a fraud and shit. Dozens and dozens of posts about playing Evidence.zip at Hax's funeral. He legit lost his mind. I've never seen anything like it. All coming from a guy who claimed to be Hax's friend for like 20 years.For anyone who wants to wade through this mental illnesshttps://xcancel.com/Melee_Hell
>>520805020>>520806339https://xcancel.com/Melee_Hell/status/1908465560960041005#m
>>520701351>>520700589TypicalWhy do you (Jason and you redditor invaders) even try swaying the conversation here? It's an open anonymous forum. You can't shame people to get in line. You have to present an argument with sound reasoning. No one gives a shit about "ur just a technicals simp". And if you want to say Technicals is wrong, show it. Technicals presented evidence of TOs abusing Hax so obviously the logical thing is to call out TOs for their abuse. Individual opinions on Technicals has zero bearing on grand topic of TOs literally socially isolating a guy, driving him to death in the process.
>>520793598>and you've posted this several times.He's unstoppable. He's a porsche with no brakes. He wins every single game.
>>520702936https://x.com/SICunchained/status/1908679475627274476Watching Technicals' speech. The jokes are fine and executed well. But the point of how all his friends avoided him for years resonated with me. I had a discord server I got pushed out of by a tranny and I thought some of the guys in there I was on good terms with with how much we joked with each other and chatted with, only to see them not even say anything after that. But that's online and I still had other communities and a real life circle so it was no big deal. With Hax, Melee and the Melee community were his everything.It speaks volumes of how unbelievably ignorant, cold blooded, unaware, and flat out stupid the typical redditor is when they say "Hax should have worked on his Mental Health and find a therapist" or "He should have let Melee go and move on". I don't know how else to convey how destructive these people are. I don't even know if I can call them evil because I am aware it's not their intention and they think they're all doing good.
>>520809710>when they say "Hax should have worked on his Mental Health and find a therapist"Schizo loser that never held a job, pursued higher ed, just sat in his room all day queueing ranked against trannies and analyzing frame data while his mom wondered where it all went wrong.Funniest part in all of this is everyone ignoring this whole blow up was because he used to date Jisu and she hopped off his dick to go ride leffens, and then codys. Never dated anyone again after
>>520734741Without interacting with any trannies (beyond like one), the sentiment I feel is that it looks easier to live as a girl than a boy, they're sexually attracted to the thought of being a girl meaning trannies are basically an advanced form of crossdressing, and most guys in this space are "failed males" (stealing from the homo board on this site) where they've given up on finding a girl, failing to be someone they're confident and proud to be.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAA1XtDOuH8On top of that, you have an entire Smash community where trannies are running ithttps://www.communitysafetyproject.org/about-us/meet-the-team and they'll push and encourage you to convert. So they'll keep snatching gamers.Now what confuddles me is when a dude has wife and kids and still decides to troon out. Those types plus tradionally attractive dudes who also troon out strike me as the "advanced form of cross dressing" types. Where they're aroused by it and there are zero pushback so why the hell not?
Mikey no...
I just love how the fact trans people exist absolutely melts the brains of so many people and turns them into hate spewing retards who dedicate their entire personality to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE TWANS PEOPLE. Never seen a group of people live so rent free in the heads of others.
>>520805020He was always a faggot, anon. I'm sorry you had to find out this way
>>520814339I know dude the people that play smash are so fucking weird. I got into this game through net play and decided to go to a local,not was half trannies and half stuttering retards that just gave me really bad vibes it makes me not even like playing this game
>>520813962go back. also leffen and smash TOs are gonna get fucked by dogs lol
>>520814726Schizo ranting lmfao
>>520814726your seething wont pull hACKs out from 6 feet under
>>520771105Read a story of a dude sharing a hotel room with a pregnant chick, only to wake up to find her riding him. She threatened him to be silent and her enjoy herself, and I bet you can imagine how simple that threat would be.
>>520792135I just love how smug that dude is with his long hair that does nothing to hide his clearly masculine face. And yet he has a whole community calling him ma'am.
>>520811636>Schizo loser that never held a job, pursued higher ed,He started a tournament series and built a company to sell custom electronics. STFU
>>520813962you will never be a woman.
>>520818348
>>520814963>>520815452your both gonna get fucked by dogs LOL!!
>>520784812kino comments, smash community i'll kneel just this once...
>>520818467I dont wanna be! Sick lazy bait tho
Lucas is the most Melee character in Ultimate.
>>520825014LMAOOOO
>>520825014I kneel...
>>520825014
>>520825054I agree
>>520825014Fair and based despite the fact I think Hax is a retarded pussy for killing himself
>>520784812Honestly. Hax$ should've trooned out before dying to up the data numbers. I'm sure after doing that those faggots that are the reason he's dead would be singing a different tune, biting there tongue not using language like "he was mentally unwell."
>>520829102>those faggots that are the reason he's deadI love 4channers pretending that anyone is at fault for Hax's death other than himself. Genuinely the most retarded and non-4chan thing I've seen on this site in a minute.>Faggot kills himself over being banned in locals>4chan somehow becomes empathetic and speaks out against "bullies">pigs fly SAV0
>>520829448truth nuke.
The best antidote to suicidal ideation is to imagine your funeral as an open-casket live-streamed melee tournament with speeches from culture war drama youtubers. I wouldn’t wish a lolcow funeral on my worst enemies.
>>520838387and yet it's what happen because melee players are absolute rancid losers
>>520838924hapoened*and does
Is Mango sick or dying or something? I saw this picture and I didn’t even recognize him at first. Odds on Mango dying and Melee finally ending in the next 3 years?
>>520839489that would be so very absurdly hype
>>520839489>guy looks like shit because he didn't sleep enough or has a hangover some other trivial reason>OMG WTF DOES HE HAVE CANCERAIDS??? HOW CAN THIS EVEN HAPPEN?Sheltered retard.
>>520840459Relax man. It’s going to be okay. No need to spaz.
>>520812996That's the satanic flag he makes human sacrifices to
>>520839489who is the guy taking the pic? he's gorgeous.twitter? insta?
>>520839489side effects of ozempic but still eating like shit
This whole saga has been the final nail in the melee coffin for me. Because the melee establishment is a bunch of disgusting smelly trannies and their pet shitlibs who have siphoned all the joy out of the community. But their opposition are all incredibly embarrassing /pol/-tier culture war retards. There is just nothing good left here except the game itself. It’s a bummer that Hax died for nothing but then again I guess we all do.
>>520841665some mentally ill nobody loser killing himself was the final nail for you?lol stop kidding yourself, deadbeat loser.
>>520841223@ssbMekk
>>520842520that isn't daddy mekk
>>520842170No I don’t really care much about Hax in particular. It’s a bummer that he died but it’s not like I knew the guy. I’m more disappointed in the community itself. It’s become irredeemably pathetic. I’m not gonna be sticking around for this gay little culture war they’re having. Good for you if you’re still having fun with it though.
>>520839489Wow somehow I was looking at this for a minute trying to figure out which one was mang0. He looks like some random fucking retard in a coma.
>>520841389That’s probably what it is, ozempic or not. Riding the exercise bike a few times a week can’t reverse the effects of decades of alcohol abuse and junk food.
>>520843307he's on ozempic, but he's still eating like shit
>>520841126He has secured his 99 severely autistic underage males in heaven alhamdulillah
>>520806787This guy is a fuckin failure that's bitch whipped hardcore by trannies and let trannies control him and completely overrun and infest melee hell so he's a fucking faggot retard failure
>>520839489mango looks like dollar store mekkjmook is too hot for melee
>>520844882projecting much? dont ACK yourself like hACKs lol
In a few weeks everyone will have moved on to some other thing. This isn’t the war to decide the fate of melee. It’s just another internet drama episode that means nothing. Melee should still have a few solid years left. The competition is actually pretty good right now.
The melee community is perhaps the most molested community of all time. All these niggas definitely got molested when they were kids. They have all the signs. You can spot ‘em from a mile away when you know what to look for. Mango? Molested. Plup? Molested. Cody and Jmook? Incredibly molested. The trannies? I don’t even need to say it. SSBM now stands for “Super Smash Brothers Molested” because everyone who plays it was molested as a kid. This is why everyone is acting this way with the whole Hax$ situation. It’s because they all got molested so they have a forever-sadness in the pit of their hearts. They play a game for children because their childhoods were corrupted and stolen. I’m sorry that everyone got molested and I’m very sorry that Hax$ got molested and now is dead.
I hate melee players. What have they ever done for me? What have they done for the community? They have caused nothing but disruption and chaos, creating a toxic atmosphere for everyone who doesn’t think like them. We must stand together and show them the door, if we are to restore Smash Bros to its former glory. No longer can we allow for the toxicity and stagnation of the Melee scene to linger. We need to create a new atmosphere that will encourage growth, creativity, and collaboration amongst our players and communities. We must be proactive in ensuring that the Smash Bros Community remains a vibrant, diverse, and inviting gathering place for fans of all kinds.
>>520784812One of them is quite literally chud. I haven't been following the scene since covid but I could've sworn this whole smash sisters thing was started by actual biowoman. Now it's just troons. I knew we had troons like magi and salt but this is just comical at this point. I don't feel so good smash sisters...
>>520846909so whats the bet here guys. did this guy get molested and is projecting or is he just really into molesting>>520847492lolfaggot
>>520848953NO WAY, THAT LOOKS LIKE A MASK KEEEEEEEKKK
>>520849117I could not believe if. In fact this troon looks more like chud than the actual chud guy himself.
>>520848953That is an incredible face lmao. I do remember Smash Sisters when it started. There were definitely actually women at the beginning.
>>520849082I got molested but I’m not projecting. All these melee guys did get diddled. I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life.
>>520849082>lolfaggot
>>520848953>I knew we had troons like magi and salt but this is just comical at this point. I don't feel so good smash sisters...If you're only watching streams, you could get tricked into believing those two troons are just special, but really they have the numbers so it's only a matter of time before they start creeping up the smash ladder.
What about the French Melee sisters? They’re actually women. Pretty girls who play Melee are more rare than a Dodo Bird.
>>520849926No... do not fucking tell me that Trif is a chroon. I will not accept it.>>520849996Don't know who they are but my meleefu is Admiral. She was PR ranked in Texas and took sets off some good players.
>>520846909Cody wasn't molested dude, he fucked his mom and everyone thought it was cool. Shut the fuck up.>>520848953Holy SHIT dude. Smash Sisters locked down their replies btw lmao
>>520848953It’s beyond parody. It’s difficult to even make fun of these trannies because the reality is more retarded than any joke could be. They’re literally walking memes.
my techskill just disappears in singles compared to doubles lmao I don't know how I can get myself to care about singles it's so boring
>Community bullies Hax into killing himself>Twitter all out shit flinging war>"smash """sisters"""" >Japanese top ult player banned from upcoming S+ tier supermajor for using mods during casual play in the privacy of his own homeWow you niggas have had it ROUGH these last few weeks DAMN LMAO
made this to archive such a glorious moment of perfection captured in time. i think i see two biofemales? perhaps the chubby one to the left of the tranny waldo and one on the far right.
>>520852527i just love how perfectly segregated it is, all the "normal" dudes in the back huddled together, and all the trannies up front in the seats.. literally 0 cross-contamination and the fat neckbeards are the ones with a foot in both worlds
>>520852908those are the bouncers to ensure the space stays safe and for smash sisters only.
>>520852527>>520852908What about "her"?
>>520852115I guess you really get the book 1984 when you let random retards try to create some kind of make-believe tranny video game club government. A fascinating psychological study.
>>520853332nintendude with a wig
>>520850117>No... do not fucking tell me that Trif is a chroon. I will not accept it.He's going to get tons of validation and encouragement to become "his authentic self". I'm sorry anon.
>>520853763>validation and encouragementFunny words for blackmailed
>>520853332not easy enough to make fun off. we need troons to be as conventionally unattractive as possible because it's not fair that us incels are always be the ones bullied for being unwanted losers. it's our turn!
>>520853883unlikely I'm afraid anon.
Maybe they do it as a sign that they're dedicating their life to the game because trooning out means you won't breed so you can focus solely on the game. Maybe subconsciously or consciously, they see this as something to witness, displaying your ultimate devotion to the game.
It’s such a bummer that everything ends up so politicized nowadays. Hobbies like Melee were an escape from shitty reality and shitty culture war politics. Heaven forbid we could have one corner of the world that isn’t infected with this bullshit constantly.
if this was 15 years ago these people would have been bullied out of our spaces. we lost.
>>520855097You're some random guy that gets rolled hardcore in blazblue though because you barely played it and no one knows who you are because you never went to a tourny one time and tou only read about blazblue and this once on reddit a few minutes ago
>>520855097Why do you keep copying and pasting posts from weeks old threads?
>>520855353don't respond to the dupefag newfag, he's posted this exact message like 4 times in the last few days
It was inevitable. Melee was always a hobby for mostly loser outcast nerds. So, when the tranny wave came, they just took over. Trannies are ultimately just a different genre of incel nerd.
>>520855491Maybe the original retard redditor that wrote it will read it anyway.
>>520855582truthnuke
/ssbg/ predict the next big smash bros happening!
>>520857192>that guy who said see you soon Hax at the funeral
>>520857192Nintendo releases a terrible Switch 2 port of Melee and cracks down on any tourney using older versions. Mango dies. A top player transitions (I’m thinking either Moky or Jmook)
>>520857489who said it?
2 more weeks until ppmd comes back
>>520857192Somebody jumps leffen at evo.Smash deluxe/6 gets enough traction that we actually get an alt smash community that doesn't have these trannies running things. It will be primarily online because autists will call in fake threats to get offline events shut down.
>>520857680That guy who was clearly having a mental breakdown during the time he was able to talk. Started mana monthly I guess. I saw reddit calling him a nazi so he probably saved a puppy from getting run over by a bus or something and a creepy tranny that was peeking around the corner stalking him saw him and got offended because trannies love death and murder so he devised a plot to murder the poor guy.
>>520857921>Somebody jumps leffen at evo.Leffen's never showing his face at a tournament again, at least not for a couple years, and if he does he'll be hoodie and masked up under a different tag. Maybe I'm giving the smash community too much credit thinking they'd ever do anything substantial.
Why would somebody jump Leffen? He’s a sniveling little faggot but there’s no way anybody actually believes he’s responsible for Hax’s death. I just can’t see it. People are notional now but they’ll cool down soon.
>>520858964>notional emotional*
>>520849829>>520819198Sup, sis. Not a smash 4 thread so you're up to your old antics I see. Why don't you go ahead and lay out your manifesto for us now that everyone knows why you do it.
>>520855235This doujin was so hot. Straight BTW.
>>520859682I wonder why she is there. The actual woman, I mean. What keeps the few actual women coming back?
>>520859884All the bioholes either want male attention or to subvert the scene.
>>520859884Their boyfriend likes going to tournaments and they don't have kids yet
>>520859884>I wonder why she is there. The actual woman, I meanAnon.. I don't know how to tell you this..
>>520859682>all biological women are forced to wear chokers out of respect to hide their lack of Adam's apple
>>520859884thats not a woman, there's no shot
>>520859716>Why don't you go ahead and lay out your manifesto for us now that everyone knows why you do it.https://voca.ro/1fOfSuX2Munm
These are the three Melee-playing sisters from France. They are (left-to-right) Rito, Fecfec, and i4. They are the only female Melee players that I know about. i4 is one of the top players in Europe now.
>>520860667Inb4 all 3 troon out
>>520860667melee won
The more a character relies on grabs the more dishonest they are.
>>520860667All three are cute but that’s just my opinion.
>>520861713trvthnvke
>>520860667>Anon if you lose the crew battle against us we're gonna tie you up, use, and abuse you until we all finish wwyd??
>>520860471lmao
>>520862313Well they’re all definitely better Melee players than me so…
>>520859859>>520862313these posts hit different when you aren't addicted to porn
>>520863473how do they hit? elaborate
>>520863473I've stopped browsing /v/ in hopes that that will cure my erectile dysfunction.
Post Jisu's feetThat's all she's good for
>>520863990Pal this ain’t a jukebox
>>520863710don't ACK yourself like hACK$
Smash is dying bro
Last year I inherited a nice sum of money and now I'm considering bankrolling a small 12 player invitational in the vein of L'Odyssée. Meaning one day of group matches without spectators, and a second day of bracket with spectators and awesome production. 12 players because I want there to be 4 players from NA, 4 from EU, and 4 from JP. 4 groups of 3 with one player from each region in each group. Top of each group starts in winners, rest in losers. I really liked L'Odyssée so I'm considering getting in contact with the TOs and have them do it. Either in France or here in the US. Or just do it here in the US done by people here. No idea. In the end I don't want to be involved with any of the actual planning or work, just bankrolling.Thought, feedback, ideas?
>>520866260fake and gay so who cares
>>520866260Make it so troons are not allowed to play. I know it's harsh but we need to test some kind of community that bars them to see how it works out.
>>520867818No top player would attend such a tournament. They’d get banned for supporting a bigoted tournament organizer.
https://x.com/ssbmhax/status/1909424380444062113
Oh God, did she just post Hax$ dead in his hospital bed https://x.com/ssbmhax/status/1909426789648072784
>>520867818
>>520870106I really don't want to see that. I'm sure it's an especially traumatic image for her.
>>520869552Yeah he had so much incredible support that he threw himself in front of a train. I feel bad for this woman. If she had any support in her life, they wouldn’t let her have a public nervous breakdown like this. It’s becoming clear that this whole family is fucked.
>>520870557L takenot everyone shares your opinion on what proper social media etiquette, trannies must face the reality they created
>>520870789I never expected that everyone would share my opinion. But yeah sure, Haxmom’s schizo meltdown will surely vanquish the tranny menace. Their dicks are growing back as we speak. It sounds like popcorn if you listen very closely.
I'm pretty sure she didn't even use the site ever until recently (you don't need Twitter irl) and she saw how fucked it is so now she's trying to show them some reality. They're gonna try to get her banned or something because they're gonna say it gave them ptsd or some shit.
>>520871149lmao your seething wont pull hACK$ out from 6 feet under
>>520871149>reality = schizo meltdownyup yup keep em coming tranny
>>520871352Yeah no shit retard. Hax is deader than dead. I saw his corpse on the strangest livestream of all time. >>520871591She’s a lolcow bro. Her son is dead, the trannies won, and now she’s a schizo lolcow.
>>520872145>she's a lolcowonly if you're a sadistic redditor/trannyhax's case is a genuine tragedy, one that was easy to predict and prevent ... she's not schizo for refusing to let it go because someo sort of change NEEDS to come from it
This is the fakest culture war of all time. It exists only on the internet. Tournaments will continue as scheduled. The trannies will still be there. The melee community will not change. No TOs will be replaced. Nobody else will get banned. Many people are going to be very disappointed when they realize this whole thing is already over. Hax$ is dead and it’s over. >>520872624No change is coming. This entire saga will be dismissed as a mental health crisis with a tragic end. It’s over.
>>520872145said the 13-year-old groomed kid
>>520872705oddly specific tranny projection, it's not your fault that happened to you bro>>520872758seethe, cope, dilate, what's done is done and all that's needed is a spotlight shined on the story and everyone will see it for the horror that it is
>>520872954I am curious: What do you actually think is going to happen here? Is the Melee community going to get red-pilled and rise up to replace all the corrupt TOs and drive all the trannies away? What is the outcome that you envision and how long is it going to take?
>>520872954Just so you know I reported the fbi and they will be contacting your parents because you are a 13-year-old groomed kid. So if you're smart you won't return to this site until at least 5 years from now or your parents are going to ground you for a really long time.
>>520873443Can you report the CIA while you’re at it? I don’t trust those guys either.
>>520873338normies catch wind of it, possibly through technicals's video or some other compilation, they get rightfully outraged and make a big fussand the code of conduct changes going forward or those responsible face some sort of consequence
>>520874367Well I guess we’ll see. I would think that everyone has already caught wind of this. It was a pretty big story. Maybe we’ll find out for sure in two more weeks or something like that.
>>520857921>Somebody jumps leffen at evo.I hope to god not. Don't turn him into a martyr. He needs to be brought to justice. Along with all those TOs. Really it's the TOs first that need to be brought to justice.
First the cheat will be raped by dogs livestreamed and hanged also aired on live television like saddam
>>520874776>brought to justice It’s gonna be the Melee Nuremberg Trials lol.
>>520869552Hax Mommy going scorched earth
I’m really looking forward to this great war of justice and retribution that’s definitely going to happen. I’m hoping it happens soon though. Eventually I’ll get bored of waiting.
>>520869552>the tear streaks
>>520879350meant for >>520870106
HIREhttps://xcancel.com/Zange217/status/1909367347510440036
I always hoped to see Hax get unbanned. He did go schizomode but I don’t think he deserved a lifetime ban and he would probably still be alive if they just let him play. But unfortunately I’m fully blackpilled about the Melee community. Nothing is going to change. There is no realistic way to replace the people in charge. They run Melee and they’re not gonna give up their posts.
>>520879350>>520879515Gosh that's heartbreaking. The man just wanted to follow his passion.
new Rusty (YaBoyRustyTrombone , @JasonRusty1) dropped, more technicals sperging
>>520884275>Technicals completely controls the narrativeI have no idea who Rusty is, but that’s such a funny thing to say. Technicals has always been on the fringe. There are many people in the Melee community who don’t even know who Technicals is.
>>520784812I have conflicting feelings on this because while I feel bad for women being forced out of the space by men dressed as women and I despise trannies, the irony is just so delectable. Women literally cannot stop being hoist by their own petards.
>>520556161>Hurt uses a mod to make ult not feel like utter dogshit>Jap bootlickers ban him because the game feeling like dogshit is how the devs intended>Japs doubling down and calling americans who use any mods criminal loversFuck it, these zipperheads deserve blackrock.
what are the confirmed trannies to lurk these threads? havent posted here in a big while
YWNBAW
i only watch smash for melee dk now
>>520886403It's a bootlicker country where modding can unironically get you locked up.https://www.eurogamer.net/console-modding-can-now-land-you-a-prison-sentence-in-japan
Leffen>raped by dogsThe Cheat>raped by dogsMango>raped by dogs IDBW>raped by dogs Jisu>she'd probably like getting raped by dogs, so raped by pigs
Marth’s big sword reminds me of a delicious juicy cock
ZeRo is a fat cuck chair beaner why didnt he rape Jisu (by dogs) in court smfh
https://themsfightingwordsblog.com/2025/04/06/if-youre-gonna-use-haxs-corpse-for-content-at-least-tell-the-truth/Huge read that no faggots here will actually read but fuck is this the only real shit about the Hax topic out there
>>520897948I'll give it a read but this better not be a, "please dont bring up leffen and TOs" type of statement
>>520898159It's not really making for any calls but gives an actual depiction of Hax's mental health and clearer understanding (that shouldn't really be needed) that letting the man play in Smash locals wasn't going to fix him
>>520897948you are Rusty and i already posted your response to that blog here >>520884275that writeup is dogshit, it's just a bunch of words and utilizes statements by the abusive TO's against hax to weave a false narrative -- also cherry picks certain posts by hax who was constantly trying everything he could to get unbanned
>>520899356>it's just a bunch of words retard can't read let alone comprehend. Shock
>>520899571you think it being verbose makes it good which is standard leftist brainrot, it's dogshit and like i said is built off darkgene's disgraceful write up and cherry picked videos of hax saying he made the vid while in psychosis which is bs, it was a 100% lucid video the guy was throwing spaghetti at the wall the entire time to try and placate TO's to unban him. faggot
>>520899852>using words is leftist brainrotFunniest shit I've read all thread, thanks
>>520900169it's literally a meme that leftists are too wordy, yes. words words wordsyou only knew Hax for 3 years which means you didn't know Hax at all-- you only knew the husk that the TO's abuse turned him into, listen to real niggas for a change instead of repeating the same mistakes that caused him to an hero in the first place
Since this is an eceleb general now since Hax died I have a question /ssbg/ who's the worst smashtuber and why? I don't mean faggots like TKbreezy or Hbox. I mean relatively unknown smashers that got big from content creation. My vote goes to Alpharad, dude is insufferable
>>520900490its ok that you cant read buddy, nothing to be ashamed of. Words aren't scary. >you only knew hax for 3 yearsIm not Rusty but okay. Hax an hero'd cause he was a mentally ill pussy lol
>>520900763hax's situation doesn't require a write-up that large, it's very straightforward. The word count is essentially babble just weaving together a bullshit narrative for redditors like you to eat upyou killed that man. plain and simple
>>520900495RisterMice sucks cock. He barely does any research and his recaps only talk about top 8. Panda died for this.
>>520860471kek I haven't seen this pepe before. your trolling is next level
>>520903478go to bed dupetranny
>>520904803ew this nigga looks like an SEA, failed mtf transition faggot who is this>14k subs literal who
>>520905101I appreciate your support.
dead threadsuper dead bros meleewon the being dead supermajorgot your own funeral with melee setups
>>520900490>meet Hax once a few months ago>post follow-ups on reddit about going to his visitation to make it about yourself>make a half-assed speech about being his "friend">lash out at people who knew and were in contact with Hax for years>lash out at people who were asked by his own mother to be there>lash out at Hax's mother>threaten to attack some of them while in a fucking funeral>spend the entire week trying to weave a narrative on reddit>deflect accountability for Hax's cancellation by accusing someone else of directly causing his death>complain about "/ssbg/ raiding" and call for the community to move to bluesky (lol)>end up coming here yourself to spam this generalAlways funny seing an out-of-touch leftist behaving like a rabid animal for days.
>>520915946rusty nooooo!!!!
>>520884275Man, if only the tournament organizers hadn't gone into hiding immediately after Hax died, for some strange reason, they could fight back against this agenda driven CHUD technicals controlling the narrative!!!
>>520915946Don't worry anon, hes been added to the 'dogs' list.
Lmao
>>520915946I don’t know who this guy is but he’s literally chinese. He’s chinese and he’s swimming in the rainy river in the jungle. “The sky is on fire!” he cries, as he is taken into the mouth of the sea.
>>520897948lol
Leffen might be one of the most chinese hitlers of all time but I still don’t think he killed Hax.
>>520920361imo, TOs hold more blame than Leffen. Leffen could squeal like the pig he is but the TOs didnt have to listen. That being said, along side Rusty and the TOs, Leffen is on the 'dogs' list
Who do you guys think is the strongest poster here in terms of power? Who doesn't need batteries to play? Who wins every single game?
>>520931765shut up man
>>520897948Read the entirety, it's a bunch of junk that tries to handwave that Hax and Leffen's interactions were purely confined to Smashboard posts and comes up with a bunch of other crap that have fuck all to do with the ban.
The melee community is perhaps the most molested community of all time. All these niggas definitely got molested when they were kids. They have all the signs. You can spot ‘em from a mile away when you know what to look for.Mango? Molested. Plup? Molested. Cody and Jmook? Incredibly molested. The trannies? I don’t even need to say it. SSBM now stands for “Super Smash Brothers Molested” because everyone who plays it was molested as a kid.This is why everyone is acting this way with the whole Hax$ situation. It’s because they all got molested so they have a forever-sadness in the pit of their hearts. They play a game for children because their childhoods were corrupted and stolen. I’m sorry that everyone got molested and I’m very sorry that Hax$ got molested and now is dead.
>>520939221>manDo not misgender our queen.
>>520947817I appreciate your support.
>>520884519I assumed that Technicals was some boogieman but then I watched Hax's funeral and he gave a speech so now I think maybe the trannies had a point
>>520942970Doesn't do any handwaving at all>other crap that have fuck all to do with the banYeah because the write up isn't about his ban you fucking illiterate retard.
>>520897948Same guy btw
>>520955416of course, it really is just a bunch of libtards trying to overcome the cognitive dissonance they have for dogpiling a man that eventually killed himself
>>520955416hACK$ was an embarrassing loser, and only other losers saw any truth in his schizo videos
>>520958031>man kills himself>get mad over "bullies" What the fuck happened to 4chan and when did you all become pussies? Calling all this libtard shit when you're sitting here crying about BULLIES MADE THE VIDEO GAME PLAYER KILL HIMSELF. Genuinely have never seen such faggot ass behavior on 4chan
>>520962602it's called not being retarded, a cabal of nerds and trannies systematically ruining a man's life over LITERALLY NOTHING is a tragedy regardless of how edgy you want to be; this is up there with animal abuse
>>520963508he ACKd himself because he was weak. much like im sure you are.
>>520963508>its called not being retarded>says things like "cabal" and "systemically" to refer to video game locals banning a playerDamn you're retarded LOL
the trannies are getting so desperate lol.
>>520963809he did it because he was a good guy, he could have just as easily went postal for the way he was treated>>520963979video game ""locals"" that just so happen to span the entire Earth
>>520964692>he ACKd himself because he was a good guylmao
>>520964692and? who cares, dude got banned and killing yourself over getting banned is hilarious pussy shit you should be laughing at.
>>520966556Go back to resetera or reddit. Your lack of empathy does not belong here. /ssbg/ is wholesome.
>>520966556its like you WANT to get fucked by dogs
>>520968408your seething wont pull hACK$ out from 6 feet under
>>520967252boring bait
>>520968657Your transition wont stop you from getting fucked by dogs
>>520970812would rather that than be hACK$ right now.being alive feels good lol
what the fuck is this dogfucking bullshit what. I know melee is dead but I kinda wanna play some melee right now, who's up on the west coast? My code is RUIN#482
Aren't you guys tired of having the same conversation everyday
>>520971667few rounds VIDE#395
>>520962602>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BE HONEST FOR ONCE THIS IS HECKIN 4TRANS!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AN EDGY 12 YEAR OLD ALL THE TIME WHY DID EVERYONE AROUND ME MATURE???jesus christ dude go outside
>>520971954Searching
>>520972346Searching.
>>520971667Unfortunately the new chud overlords of melee have found the punishment of "raped by dogs" to be the suitable punishment for smash TOs and Leffen
>>520973017Did I fuck up or something? I am searching patiently...>>520973104some of them TOs are fucked up in there heads or something, they might actually enjoy it.
>>520973104why? all because a mentally ill menace killed himself? why would chuds be bothered by a nuisance loser no longer a problem to a community?
>>520973638lmao welcome to ssbg. enjoy your visit
>>520973890I might've dodged a bullet tho, archive says he's a european lol
>>520973890KEK Absolutely scrumptious prime fresh meat.
>>520972298>honest>mature>"people who banned guy from video game are responsible for guy killing himself cause he was too mentally unwell to cope with that"You're not being mature or honest, you're just being retarded lol and illogical. And yes, being on 4chan spewing trans hate all day telling trans people to kill themselves and get fucked by dogs but then going "TOs were big bullies!!!! Hax's suicide should be their fault cause they were BULLIES!" is fucking comical and lopsided. Also you're retarded
>>520973638Why is Zero Suit Samus not here? Did you edit her out of the original melee line up?
The funniest part of this all is how obviously mentally ill and fucked up Hax's mom is on Twitter. It's so apparent why Hax ended up this way
>>520976276
>>520976276Her behavior is why hax faking his death was a real possibility before the funeral
>>520973638other than the fact you got duped you're searching on akaneia. I can play but I'm east coast
>>520954920>Yeah because the write up isn't about his ban you fucking illiterate retard.What is the point of making a blast piece to make Hax look bad (which the writer failed at)?
>>520976661Akaneia works with vanilla as long as youre only playing vanilla characters. I don't care east coast is only like 70 ping at best.
>>520976545>conspiracies are ok when we do it
>>520977128ok LLLL#703
havent played in a long time. anyone up.
>>520979801tx btw
>>520976861>What is the point of making a blast piece to make Hax look bad (which the writer failed at)?Not sure because it wasn't a blast piece to make Hax look bad you fucking moron.
>>520980196>Not sure because it wasn't a blast piece to make Hax look bad you fucking moron.you're too blinded by echo-chambers to see it for what it truly is
>>520981038>have different opinionECHO CHAMBERS! LIBERALS! TRANS! EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME IS BAD!!!!! READING IS TOO HARD AND SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>520981719your opinion happens to be inline with what contributed to hax's death and is part of a groupthink which was only made possible from unchecked places with heavy moderation like reddit
I hate to be the “both sides” guy, but in this case it’s appropriate. Hax was a schizo lunatic who torpedoed his own career by acting like an unbelievable retard for an incredibly long time even when he was warned to stop. His supporters (Technicals et al.) are incredibly embarrassing /pol/-tier culture war faggots who have no chance of driving positive change because they have no plan and they’re stupid. And the Melee establishment (TOs, trannies, wannabe journalists) are a bunch of insincere condescending hall monitors who throw tantrums whenever they have to face criticism It’s all true! Lovely community.
>>520982381>unchecked places>heavy moderationGenuinely how stupid do you have to be to debunk your own sentence so quickly. Anyways you just keep grouping me into neat little boxes for your tiny brain to process instead of actual taking in any nuance or context so kick rocks faggot lmfao. Stay mad that some pussy killed himself over video games LOL
Aren't you guys tired of having the same conversation day by day
>>520982916you already asked that faggot, aren't you tired?
melee is so over if it wasn't already known for being a haven for trannies and mentally ill freaks in general it is now the smash tournament at a funeral was so insane
>>520982641unchecked by differing opinions brother. and heavy moderation against dissentthey literally control topics and have a blanket ban on ANY+ALL discussion regarding Hax$i pigeonholed you quite accurately, you and i both know this
>>520982916No I need to fight for justice in the Melee community. And by fight for justice, I mean post on 4chan a lot and do nothing else.
>>520983325>a blanket ban on ANY+ALL discussion regarding Hax$I’m a different anon but this is not actually true. The daily discussion threads on r/ssbm had people posting about Hax almost every day for years. It was never banned. Go there right now and see.
>>520983232It's not that people play the game and become trans, it's that the game (and other nerdy areas of the world) are more inclusive and accepting of freaks and weirdos which trans people are. Smash is one that was extra accepting and promoting of being accepting, so more and more trans have joined as such. Its also a game that has a young demo so you get people who are still discovering their identity.
>>520983987still that's very controlling and undermines the organic discussiononly turbo-faggots participate in reddit megathreads, everyone knows that's where topics go to die, it's a form of a soft-ban
>>520977353GGs. That was ok 100 ping with these characters is stupid.>>520979801Sure, code is RUIN#482 searching.
>>5209840691. I never said that2. this is just a copy pasted reply from a different post >>520735113 (at least wait for a new thread geeze) idk what type of damage control you're trying to do but it's too obvious
I like Hax and wanted him to be unbanned but hes also a retarded faggot for killing himself
I think the TOs should have unbanned Hax, but for a different reason. If they unbanned him, either he would have returned to being a normal community guy, or he would have re-offended and been banned for life. But either way, this would be over. But because they didn’t unban him and now he’s dead, this retarded conversation will now never end. Thanks for that, TOs. Now we get to have our own faggy little version of gamergate every day. I love politics so much.
>>520984379ggs yeah it felt fine. we can play mains next time
>>520984379gg sorry my net is shit. i remember why i quit playing.
>>520983325>unchecked by differing opinionsOh so you mean your opinion wasn't well accepted so therefore OTHER PEOPLE BAD!!!!>have a blanket ban on ANY+ALL discussion regarding Hax$Literally not even true lmfao>i pigeonholed you quite accurately, you and i both know thisYou would think that but that's because you're a retard who is overly confident for no reason lol
You know how that lawsuit is about Jobst implying Apollo legend killed himself because Mitchell bullied him which implies Mitchell is a murderer? Can't the TOs be sued for bullying someone into suicide? They actually can be proven to be murderers in a court of law.
>>520983987>>520984201>>520985465you're never going to get a truly 'free speech' discussion on reddit but what i'm saying is individual threads with a title and body and discussion that follows -- pertaining to hax$ and his situation were disallowed (correct me if i'm wrong)conversations that come from that format are way more visible than random shouts in the wind inside a megathread-- drowned out by other irrelevant discussions because it's literally a thread designed to talk about any random thing. It strips the potential for the topic to catch the eye of outsiders, a smash megathread is never getting upvoted to the front page or anythinglike saying a prisoner is free because they have 30 minutes to do *whatever* they want while in the courtyardallowing hax$ discussion in these threads is like when the colored people had their own water fountainhttps://www.reddit.com/r/SSBM/comments/1dcayns/why_are_we_shutting_down_hax_related_discussions/
What is the Hax supporters endgame now? The TOs aren’t just gonna step down. I guess you could ban Leffen, but he doesn’t even enter Melee tournaments anymore. I’m sympathetic to the cause but it feels like this is pretty much over. Is there an actual plan apart from sperging across various websites.
Holy fuck, are you guys really arguing about reddit here on 4CHAN? You know there's another website you can do this on.. right? It's called Twitter.
>>520985992>allowing hax$ discussion in these threads is like when the colored people had their own water fountainBest laugh in the thread yet
>>520985162For sure man.>>520985454Nah the connection was fine I just had to go do something, I can play some more now.
Waiting for the "bro it's been like 3 months move on" tweets when anyone mentions Hax later this year
Look at this faggot
>>520988446Guys I think we were wrong. We blamed all of the reddit raiding on Rusty, ..but it was Samox all along!
The Hax movement was doomed from the start. You can’t have guys like Technicals and Manalord driving the bus. They’re simply dismissed as bigots, even if they’re right about this particular issue. The only way to win is to persuade the Melee community at large and kick up enough of a ruckus that the TOs are forced to respond to the demands of the people. But you guys said it yourselves: The Melee community is loaded to the brim with trannies and giga-liberals. Those are the people you need to convince and they will never support a movement with people they see as bigots at the helm. The Hax movement doomed itself with bad strategy. It needed a better “candidate,” so to speak.
>>520988446he seems based. take a look at this thread and dare tell me it isn't utter dumb dogshit
>>520988446What this retard says doesn't matter because he murdered hax by changing the original smash doc episode that exposed leffen after he cried about it which led to Hax$ making his video which led to trannies like samox murdering him
>>520989809>schizo rambling it's pretty funny how fucked up mentally you guys are, identical to hACK$
>>520990091Thanks so much for the valuable input, groomed kid
>>520987002There is no endgame or plan. It will just be internet sperging from here on out.
>>520989025You mean to tell me an internet chud army isn’t going to successfully overthrow all of the volunteer TOs that run Melee and replace them with Technicals subscribers? >>520990297Same as it ever was.
Just have a war between the pro Hax$ and anti hax people and have each side try to kill all of the other side
>>520993156I like this idea. Like a big Gangs of New York style battle with swords and axes and such.
>>520990091truth nuke
When's the next major?
>>520982538"He was also bad!!!!" uh huh, I'm sure this will drop a murder charge.
>>521004704>murder chargeyou retards are the funniest people, keep it up
>>521004781going to jail for murdering someone is funny to you?
Anyone want to play some melee in an hour?
>>521006430youre a funny guy
>>521007520probably could
>>521008352Ok cool, I'll probably play my main characters
I'll be back in like 40 minutes, I'm down for doubles too if we can get multiple
>>521010612s-she's beautiful.....
>>521012150I agree, sirmeris is lovely
>>521009503Back if anyone's there
>>521012939LLLL#703
give me the retardproof guide to setting up slippi (I've barely ever played melee, just looking to be a shitter and have fun even if i get bodied)
>>521013195legally acquire a ssbm 1.02 ISO and download slippi front slippi.gg
>>521013013COLT#45 1 minute I'll search
>>521013296>legally acquire a Kek'd and Lmao'd
>>521013195>retard proof>cant google all the retard proof guidesyou're already too retarded, sorry retard
>>521013435my windows is updating that's why it's lagging rip. play again later
>>521014250all good bro gg
>>521014297I'll play some RUIN#482
>>521013670there it is now just download slippi. you also need a gamecube/xbox controller and a controller adapter l
>>521014581Ok gimme a sec
Someone play me pls BTFT#323
>>521015267someone play him or I will or we can get dubs going, gotta brb a few mins and GGS!
>>521015267I will play im this player >>521014581searching
>>521016672ready>>521016642
>>521013195I have this cheat iso, I think it's good for beginners because it shows you the hitboxes so you actually know what's going on as a noob and it plays a sound when you miss an L cancel. https://www.mediafire.com/file/rrfr783x8zh3wt9/minimal_melee_v1_2.7z/file
>>521016897search for RUIN#482
>>521015267searchingWEEE#435
>>521017256if this isnt a dupe we have enough for doubles
>>521017037does this work on netplay
>>521017347yeah, I think it's really helpful for learning the hitboxes and l canceling
>>521017328doubles are for faggots noty
>>521017484I made it because there's no way I'm going to sit and study the hitboxes (because I never did it) so I need to just learn them while I'm playing by seeing them while I play. I also wanted to just see them for myself and see if there were any weird interactions I wouldn't understand otherwise. I started learning L canceling really late because I was Luigi solo main for a while and I didn't think I had to even practice it for a long time because most of his aerials are super fast and autocancel. also wanted to see how much shit I could get rid of and still have it be melee basically.
>>521015267how long have you been playing?
>>521018447I'm a brawl and smash 4/ult baby I've only done the melee singleplayer
>>521018497damn.
>>521018007how is doubles for faggots?
God I need to find less faggot ass players to play against. Unranked slippi is the least fun experience I've had in any 1v1 game period. So many faggot ass spacies just run and play keep away and go spam ledge invuln refresh tech skill over and over and over and then go run away again. I just want to PLAY THE FUCKING GAME jesus fuck, it's unranked I can't take 9 fucking runaway spacies fighting like there's $10k on the line and then whenever I queue again it's some retard playing Mario. Speaking of which, why do so many retards play Mario? Is it just Mang0 dick riding shit? Just play Doc if you're going to pick a mid tier for retards
>>521019093If its so effective why does nobody play like that in tournament >hating on MarioMy God dude. Get a grip
>>521020709shit bait, kill yourself
"I will play some netplay today">every fucking tranny is on wifi
>>521018497that was something. gg you have a long way ahead of you in this game, controls and plays a lot differently than ultimate and 4, I actually come from smash 4 and it took me some time. If you wanna play >>521017256 you can but if you're done I'll play WEE.
GGs dumb party game that was fun >>521022038
Anyone still playing melee?
>>521022038you guys can play
>>521022142If you're WEE, my code is RUIN#482 searching.
COLT#45 still here, I'll play whoever, but play each other if you want to and haven't played yet
>>521022362I think I'll chill and play unranked for a while actually
>>521022362I'll play you again, just search for >>521022317
>>521022810Ok searchan
raped by dogs
The worst part of online melee players is their incessant need to be doing 192301209 pieces of tech skill while dropping absolutely fucking free confirms. Cool ledge routine, how about a fucking bair to finish the stock you nigger
>>521023646I cant do tech skill so I just fsmash in place until I either hit it or die
>>521023646this was hax with his shine drills but he would always close out the stock so it doesn't matter
Man I'm way too old and carried by fundamentals to be beating some of these kids online just spewing out as much tech skill and punish game as they can. The fact I'm beating any of these players is pathetic. 10000 hours in tech and punish and you lose to a Fox who can't properly SH and gets stuck in shine LOL
>>520556161I fucking hate luigi so much holy shit, faggot ass character
>>521022810Damn man you're a beast GGs!
>>521026085that was fun sorry for dogging on you tho. I was having too much fun playing falcon
>>521026071WTF?!
>>521026071
>>521026168it was fun af, i know i need to practice more to get better. but glad I could win like once maybe twice. I'm pretty happy with that because you seem like someone that can definitely win locals at the least.
>>521026430Just get better at comboing especially pillaring as falco. I just play for combos most of the time, haven't been to a local in years, this game is kinda dead but I still play it for the love of the game
>>521026649Yeah I need to play for like a week straight to get my skills back up. For some reason I can't just come back after not playing for a while, but my friend who also didn't play for years downloaded Slippi and played me earlier today. Seemed like he remembered all of his tech way better than I do after not playing for a while and was playing like he just played yesterday. I forget shit and need to remember it again. Need better practice routines too probably.
TURN ON CNNhax's mom has declared jihad on TO's
>>521026649I haven't been to a local in years either
>>521027169BASED
>>521027083I can still see the game in my mind and I still have the muscles memory in my hands as well. Some of that stuff sticks with you once you figure it out and clicks in your head from practicing,.>>521027186All my friends stopped playing, so I lost my passion to compete.
>>521027692You ever think about practicing some low tier for fun and seeing how far you can take it? It's pretty funny to beat someone with a shit character and there are tons of shitters on unranked so it's just kind of fun if you aren't taking it seriously. I kind of wanted to do that with Roy, but then I went back to my mains because I just know them so well and I was playing against my friend and it was way more fun being more comfortable with the character. Think I'll keep working on the Roy a bit though. I'd like to play every character pretty well, ideally.
>>521028506why's he acting innocent like he has no idea what's going on kek what a fat retard
>>521028506what happened? A bunch of literally who's blocked him? Or is there a real happening going on right now?
>>521028278>You ever think about practicing some low tier for fun and seeing how far you can take it?A lot of the low tiers are fun against spacies because they have good combos against them, but fall off vs marth and sheik. Roy is a good example of that, good vs spacies, but fucking awful vs sheik, peach, and marth. Doc is cool tho, one of the few mid tiers that are good vs floaties, I think Mario is better vs spacies tho.>>521027169Justified crash out, smash community unironically did kill HaxF$.That fucking smash sisters tweet right after the funeral is the icing on the cake lmaoooo
>>521028972I know I was able to combo the fuck out of spacies like it was nothing as Luigi before, they would rage so hard too sometimes. One of my best friends mained Marth so I played against Marth a fuckload with Luigi and Falco. I guess Roy isn't really gonna help me with anything but it's just funny to me to beat someone with a character like Roy/Pichu/Kirby.
Any smash happenings lately?
>>521032062hax died
>>521032062The cheat is a large autistic transperson
>>521032764i mean everyone with a backbone already knew that>>521032265i'm hype for the technicals video
>>521033701buckle up anon, it's just gonna be constant spergouts over this until the heat death of the universe
>>520685973this is the same faggot tranny that keeps saying "not your tranny boogyman" on /fgg/. lmao fucking faggot
>>520684852https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/520577508/#520677143lying /fgg/ faggot, this shit was already disproven before, you can't bring this schizo narrative here
>>521033701there was never an endgame. hax supporters are just retards barking in the night. i was one of them but i have moved onto the other games i already played alongside melee. the scene deserves to die at this point and i pray nintendo shuts down all melee tournaments moving forward and sue slippi
Every time I start playing this game again I remember how fucking carried spacies players are and how fucking awful CC is of a mechanic. Feel bad for new players, the amount of tech and work that's gone in to "you touched me, i reversal into full combo" makes this game so fucking ass to play because every hit is now unintuitive. Spacies just get so many insane payoffs on minor trades in stupid situations, often even giving free kills
>>521034859>>521036127
>>521028506please god, if the cheat gets taken down in the near future let it happen to slime too. He's practically begging to get hasans cock in his mouth
>>521040931slime has gotta be one of the worst people brought up from the melee scene, unlikable retarded faggot that just happens to nepotism his way into the community because he knew ludwig
>>521041086I used to hang around Slime and dude was always just fucking weird. He got SUPER heated at me once cause his car got totalled and his dad bought him a new one but it was a minivan and I called it a "soccer mom van" and he got LIVID for some reason. Then proceeded to make fun of my income at the time under the reasoning "well you made fun of my car". Dude really lucked out w/ Ludwig making him famous
>>521027169what is she doing?
HAPPENING HAPPENING HAX'S MOM IS SPAZMAXXING ON HIS TWITTER RIGHT NOWhttps://x.com/ssbmhax
Can anyone tell me what the fuck Nick Yingling even does to still be like hanging around Ludwigs smashbros? Does he have a job with them or some shit
>>521042186hurting
I think this is a top 5 smash tweet of all time
new meltdown dropped
>>521043438jesus christ
>>521043438the armadaphile incidentdo you guys think momma hax is gonna jihad the next smash event?
>>521043438i think she should close his twitter for her own good i dont think shes handling it well
>>521043438to be clear, nobody ever thought armada "invented" the technique and armada himself said that he learned it from a player called KJHthe only reason its called that is because armada was the first to use it regularly, it was a pretty known technique but other fox's thought it was too "risky" so they didn't use it
can someone explain how calling out TOs for being snivelling disingenuous creeps is culture war related?
>>521046465I have to consult chatgpt first
>>521048258okay i can wait
>>521046465because your "side" informs what you ought to think about the topic not the other way around, the same way all other modern opinions are entirely uniform based on your camp, despite not having anything to do with each otherif you're a tranny you will just claim the TOs were stalked irl by hax and no choice because he refused to stop being unhinged, if you suck trumps unwashed shithole you will claim it was a conspiracy and they ignored his moderate pleas and lied about himclaim being the key word because there's literally no truth seeking no matter how hard people LARP otherwise
>>521036127>sue slippiI think they would have done that by now. But please, humor me with your retard cope for why they haven't yet. I know it would be incredibly funny to read something so fucking retarded.
Whats Hax Momma Gon' Do?!?
>>521048568quite a stupid post and you deserve to be banned for being underage
>>521048568that doesnt really answer the question. calling out TOs bullshit has nothing to do with politics
>>521043438I know hax's mom loves him but Armada made 1 little mistake in this case calling it that but he's usually an extremely good person
>>521049467he never called it that, freakshow.
>>521049535ok whatever faggot I don't know everything he said creepy fuckin freak who will never breed even if HE could
anyone have that one pic of the moon aka la luna?
when is big maring coming to smash bros?
>>521053319Soon
My melee scene is dying and we keep banning more people
>>521066264trust the process! jokes aside im lucky that my scene is pretty cool, no tranny TOs and just chill bros running things makes a big difference
>>521066264Put them on blast. You can't sit idly by and let this shit keep happening.
>>521064008me
>>520703650Yes, we had the online monthlies that ran for a year and a half. Morsecode used to play in them.
>>521067307inb4 anon gets banned from his local melee scene, and it dies
>>521048258what does it say
How exactly will Nintendo top Smash Ultimate?
hurry it up we need a new thread asap.
>>521066264What did they do? Going unshowered?
>>521067307I'm not about that life, I just want to play Melee.
>>521071940Who are you going to play Melee with when your scene is dead because no one stopped the faggot TOs from killing your scene?
>>521072156he can always play against CPUs
>>521071191they can't, they'll go back to square one in the next installment
>>521043438Who honestly cares about any of this nonsense?
>>521068990Dupeanon? I kneel.
so how about that new thread?
>>521086969lol
>>521076134me, someone died... a fellow sperg nonetheless
>>521090567yeah he died via suicide over video games. Shits very funny and y'all act like such pussies UWUUUU SOMEONE DIED THIS IS SO SADDDD UWUUUU
>>521090871
>>521092581Yes that is the board we're posting in.
>>521092728Well it's weird to call out the main subject of the board like that. But anyway it was moreso the treatment he was receiving and the helplessness he felt that caused it
If hax had one real friend outside of smash he'd be alive today
about 4 threads away from being archived... it must really be over
>>521092967>Well it's weird to call out the main subject of the board like thatNo idea what you're rambling about you autist>But anyway it was moreso the treatment he was receiving and the helplessness he felt that caused itMAN GETS BANNED FROM VIDEO GAME, DIS IS SO UNFAIR!! :((((( HIM TAKING HIS LIFE OVER THIS IS THE FAULT OF OTHERS FOR NOT LETTING HIM PLAY IN LOCALS :((((((( Shut the fuck up you pussy and get a grip on reality
>>521094286see ya in the next drama wave, try not to respond to the dupe guy next time
>>521095135some people get fucked up for life over 1 betrayal, Hax$ had the entire community turn on him overnight, hundreds of individuals he once called friends were callously taking shots at him and receiving high-fives all around for doing soall for a video that was anchored around empowering the people as opposed to the melee governing types
>>521095507>some people get fucked up for life over 1 betrayalYeah and? They're fucking pussies who need to get a grip.>all for a video that was anchored around empowering the people as opposed to the melee governing typesAbsolutely retarded take. How does it feel to be this fucking uninformed just to spout out performative nonsense so you can think you're a good guy cause "i think its bad that guy killed himself". You never met the guy, you never were friends with the guy. Cut your grandstanding and realize that Hax was a mentally ill freak who took his life because he was too mentally ill to handle VIDEO GAMES BEING TAKEN AWAY :(((((
>>521095905you don't know me, sonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeUf6S_b-_Uthis video remains true and was highly prophetic, it doesn't just pertain to melee either it's an online pandemic
>>521096285There are 3 seperate parts in that video that makes it clear he was mentally ill, and I say this as a hax supporter
