Harmony Edition>SSE Patch NotesCreation Updatehttps://bethesda.net/en/article/4ORD7tshfmHUN8H4ULSgE4/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-special-edition-creations-update-patch-notesOthershttps://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Special_Edition_Patch>Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQshttps://www.tesgeneral.com/>Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the "Contact" button at the top right of the site.>"WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD SITE?????"https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/489926513/#490071610>SKSE AE Update trackerhttps://modding.wiki/en/skyrim/users/skse-plugins>/tesg/'s charactershttps://rentry.org/tesgrosters>Waifulationhttps://imgur.com/a/DfQIW>/tesg/ socialhttps://pastebin.com/5XniVVng>/tesg/ modsMazetism: https://pastebin.com/L7cBYDrMCira: https://pastebin.com/jerJ7QGf>Lore and Lore Accessorieshttp://www.imperial-library.info/http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Main_Page>character sheet workdocs (svg + png)https://mega.nz/folder/IFRhTLDR#zuf3jzqNvhlOgwu-ynim8g>/tesg/'s sister threads:>>>/tg/tgesg/ - /tg/'s Weekend Lore General (dead)>>>/aco/teslg/ - /tesg/ Adult General (not dead but slow)>>>/vg/tesog/ - The MMO General (also not dead but may as well be)>mega treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, as well as OSex/OSA archiveshttps://mega.nz/folder/MzJzBSAR#H1K65jVzjSk11_JtGIP0ng>minimal starting modlist geared towards returning usershttps://rentry.org/6wfys>comprehensive combat mod list and guide for anyonehttps://rentry.org/smpbi (old)https://www.tesgeneral.com/doku.php?id=gameplay (new)>gear list for gear peoplehttps://www.tesgeneral.com/doku.php?id=armorhttps://www.tesgeneral.com/doku.php?id=weaponsElder Thread: >>520858414
What is an appropriate ass size for a waifu? What's the ceiling?
This is vanilla SkyrimIt looks better than whatever puke-on-screen ENB you're using
>AIspam filtershttps://rentry.co/xqxxy9i5>Community Driven Repellent (doesn't remove gender or remake altogether)/\b\w+genders?\b/ig/\bO\w*n remake\b/ig>Shitpost Repellent/^Trans Rights Legionnaire\.png$//Seranafag/i/gender/i/remake/i/blivimake/i/bittercup/i/for this feel/i/mean by this/i/ostim or sexlabs/i
>>520939379
>>520939453Hard high-level enemiesSomething like “'enemies in the main quests are always X levels above the player”'>>520939583I mentioned it here >>520934715Kys
TES6 is going to be amazing
WaifusLoreHarmony>>520939601>What's the ceiling?Well, it definitely shouldn't clip the ceiling
Around Elves
>>520939919For different reasons
>>520940370assassin's creed concept art
>>520940091The brown one has a dick.
i downloaded Nolvus.....and i LIKED IT! HELL I LOVED IT!
>>520939601If you hold it the way you would a pumpkin from beneath it should still spill out between your fingers
the gates will be opening soon, brotherslord dagon is coming
>>520938485I'll post if for you, but only if you give a comical /dbs/-esque apology over shitting up our general for the past 12 hours.
>>520940552Well, the way I see it anything less than 2 handspans is practically guaranteed to be unsatisfying.
>>520940781Dagon is a faggot: Four Arms, No Brain.
>>520940508Fact.
>>520940917My handspans are too wide for you, traveler.You must find one with narrower extremities.
>>520940808Just uninstalled Skyrim and started installing Fallout 4 because I couldn't find the mods I neededThanks Todd Fallout 4 is superior and has everything I need even without mods
>>520941094Oh, that's very unfortunate for you, you were *this* close to getting what you were looking for.
>>520941094based
Gendur
>>520941094https://m.youtube.com/watch
>>520941226It would probably be dogshit like 99% of skyrim modsIt's funny to think how Skyrim Jews can't find decent voice actors so resort to AI and crap fan voices while Fallout 4 chads get professional voice acting mods even including big names like Wes Johnson
Reminder toRepFilIgnrather than engage with obvious shitposters
>>520939498BASED
>>520939601>What is an appropriate ass size for a waifu?When you bust like a balloon.
>>520940808>past 12 hoursI just woke up though
>>520942036
>>520941049hot
>>520939779Based Based very cool. Give him Imperial Legion armor though.
>>520942036Why is skyrim faggots like this?It's either bestiality or this
>>520942036Did she lose weight? her upper body seems thinner
>>520942192NTA, but that would likely take hours.
>>520942157¬‿¬>>520942303Now that's just rude.
>>520939601Whenever you look at it & start going "ew no thanks"
>>520942413I’ll try and make it when I’m back at my computer then
Sorry but I prefer better Legion
>>520942547god I love black women
Any essential mods for bows/crossbows or bound bows specifically?
>>520943060https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/89496
If the /fog/gts have to post here….oh no fallout bros…..our general….it BOMBED
>>520942980cute CUTEshe's not quite standing on her own thoughever
>>520942980She has some really nice natural camouflage
>>520943468FUCK I forgot to clean master in the last minute
>>520943468https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/22420I feel like there are far worse mods that could accidentally be mastered into a follower plugin
Who’s your least favorite waifu?
>>520943894My archnemesis, whose name I will not even speak
>>520939601Anxiously awaiting that anon’s waifu Huemac chart.
I can't find the right pose to have my waifu splaying her hand out across her ass and it's starting to piss me off.
>>520943747trveif it weren't for my drive space I'd nab it
>>520943959Good, keep her name out your fucking mouth.
Total Thalmor Love
>>520943894Synthia not only is his waifu ugly but I know that he engages in drama anonymously. You can't write a backstabbing character like Avaline without having some of that in him. Ava is a good waifu though.
https://mega.nz/file/hdEy2S4I#pP-2vakViCH4zol-gKrc43fFb8rWa3fEzl0hG92-qawSkale-Seda follower is up! She's under the Solitude arch.Requires Faster SMP for the physics tail.>>520943468fixed. this time for real.
>>520940091I like these cartoons from waifus
>>520940091>>520944349>I like these cartoons from waifusI like the comics he makes too but never give him a (you) for it since I'm lazy.
>>520939601Depends on the fu, there's no one size fits all
>>520944203are you sure?
>>520944159I’m sure he’s the one who asked the question
>>520944159keep seething
>>520944952yeah. I forgot followers have to actually do fighting and stuff so I gave her a modded dagger in the last 10 minutes
2 days til the biggest shadowdrop of all time.
>>520944906Sauce on the outfit?
>>5209453562 Mwore daze….mwommy says….this many mwore dais
Its fake as fuck, which should have been obvious to anyone as soon as>Unreal 5was part of the leak.But for the people who are slow, the leaker said it was going to be announced on Oblivion's anniversary (March 20) and release a week later. Both dates came and went. More recently, reddit got all hyped up because Oblivion's store page had a minor update on the backend, but the retards didn't realize that all Bethesda games got the same storepage update as part of routine maintenance.Now they are currently being tricked yet again by yet ANOTHER retard just like NateTheHate, Extasis, who is also known for throwing shit at the wall and sometimes getting something right by coincidence, truly the most intelligent individuals around to listen to not one but two of these parasitic morons.
>>520944349I like them too. It's one of the last few creative things /tesg/ has.
>>520945459
TES 6 when?
>>5209465372 more years
>>520935187it's sad that so many women try to fraud a positive canthal tilt when a negative one ("tareme eyes") can be so much cuter
>>520944203she werks and fights gudher little camping spot is awesomeblack string has some issues with no textures and inventory model
>>520946482Cool, I'll try and remember to use this for a titfuck screenshot.
>>520945281>>520944203She's here but the dagger's inventory model and texture aren't in for m>>520946763oh, thread updatebut now I should ask what beach textures those are
>>520946763>black string has some issues with no textures and inventory modelI'll get right on that. Also I'll add another sitting marker to the fire. thx
>>520945613Gaped, Sneeded, and Grubbed.
>GrubbWho?
>>520946482>no weight slider supportDammit..
>>520946537Hopefully never.
I finally learned her name is pronounced:>A-el-laNot>A-la
>>520946972I believe it's from riton https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/121614>>520946983>another sitting marker cute
>>520947785Are you aware this game has voice acting(yes it’s bad)?
it will drop on April 3080 anniversary of Hitler's death
>>520947785
>>520947867But Hitler died in the 70s?
Where's Seranafag? I'm starting to get worried.
>>520947867I didn't even know he was sick.
>>520947867April 20th
>>520947862>>520947953>people don't actually play Skyrim, they just mod it to be masturbation materialIMAGINEMYSHOCK
>>520947867fun fact: this post is the 88th post in this threadand 88 stands for Heil Hitler
>>520948129Should have realized it was a setup for thisOk,talk to yourself about this for the next 6 hours
>>520948280*16
>>520948107that's his birthday, not his summoning day
>>520948634No, Todd will release it on 4/20 for the birthday/weed combo
>>520948280What do you mean by setup? I don't even have Skyrim, or any other Bethesda slopware installed on my PC. I don't need to set anything up, you guys continue to prove you don't even like the games you mod, and why would you? They're all fucking horseshit.
>>520948129>>520948280I actually only play Skyrim for the sex or item gathering at this point but I have like thousands of hours in the game. Nothing wrong with playing Skyrim for different purposes. It's not worth having a back and forth debate over it. Just ignore.
>>520948639>having a pissing match with an autist who only posts a cheese collection image or a webm of shooting a deer with a crossbowpathetic
>>520948086USAID funding ran out
>520948931>520948816Frankly, kys.
>>520948931>the item gatheringThere's an entire genre for this called collectathons, even the worst collectathons are better than any game Bethesda has ever put out.
>>520941845>not replying to obvious bait
>>520947427Chief news editor of Giant Bomb. In other words a REAL journalist. Grubb don’t flub.
>520949124 (me)oopsmeant to reply to>>520948931>>520948816
>>520949261I knew my regular generals were a little less cancery
>>520948939I'm lactose intolerant. So images including cheese or milk makes me nauseous.
>>520948816>I don't even have Skyrim, or any other Bethesda slopware installed on my PCSo you spend your entire day being a nigger in a general for a series you don't play instead of playing games that you do?
>>520949330Are you jewish?
>>520946763>>520946972https://mega.nz/file/oJ9gTTLZ#f1duQlYe5krEBsTlT7mHmBMWqchnL4PKpaxWE2rg1FQOkay the dagger should be fixed. Please let me know if you find any other issues.
>>520949330>Giant Bomb...who?
Is Skyrim VR worth the price of the equipment or nah
>>520949447No he does that in several generals
>>520949585Literally the only reason to buy VR is porn
>>520949330That place hasn't been good since 2009
>>520949447
>>520949585No I got motionsickness like you wouldn’t believe. I don’t normally get motionsick from VR games either. There’s also alot of little things like the grass sparkling that you need a mod to fix and it’ll burn your retinas if you don’t, even with the VR fixes I don’t think it’d be worth it.
>>520949818Dang. Guess I'll just wait another decade for them to perfect the technology.
>>5209494632% Ashkenazi, but my mother is 100% French and I’m uncircumcised, so no, I’m not Jewish. However with Grubb on the remake hype train I’m 100% convinced it’s real and will be announced this month.
>>520949691Literally the only reason to subject yourself to a Bethshitsda game is the porn, don't kid yourself, tardo.
April fools was a week ago.
>>520948129>>520948280>>520948816>>520949124>>520949447We're not doing this again. Ignore. If anyone responds or engages in this topic then you are a shitposter. Post ES and ignore the bait.
So is the only way to get the CK for Skyrim SE 1.5.97 to do the steam download and downgrade is with the depot commands or is there a 1.5-ready download floating around somewhere?
Anyone tried this?
>>520950097
>>520949963Bethshit games don’t have good porn though. That’s why everyone went to make AI art.
>>520950141someone has the 1.5.97 CK floating about
soon
>>520949901What headset were you thinking of getting, that might effect it too but I’m not that sure since I’ve only ever used a the Meta Quest shits with Virtual Desktop to play. People were saying the newest model of whatever meta has could pretty competently play modded VR rim.
So if it is real are they doing a shadowdrop because it’s going to be incredibly underwhelming and infuriate the entire mod community? It just seems like such a stupid move at a time when Bethesda can’t afford to make anymore stupid moves.
>>520950419Bethesda can only make stupid moves, anon. The company has been releasing nothing but garbage games since 1986
>>520950263I wish a talented slopper would make loras for some of the more high profile tesg waifus. What we got was so amateurish.
>>520950754Amateur Loras for amateur waifus? Imagine my shock.
>>520950614>he’s never played the NES adaptation of Where’s Wally
>Talented>slopperAISlop is the anthesis to talent. It is the refusal to hone a talent
Consider a witch girlfriend
>>52095093425 points of shock damage per second for 3 seconds plus 100% weaknesses to shock and magika for 3 seconds on touch? Imagine my shock.
>>520951118Not really interested but I'd take a cavernous navel like that on a different model of girlfriend
>>520951170Thanks anon
What are your favorite gameplay moments in Skyrim? I like sneak attacking enemies with a bow and arrow for double damage, then hiding and doing it over again until every enemy in the copy pasted bandit cave is dead. I'm also fond of power attack spamming.
>>520951027Seethe. Proper prompt crafting requires intuition, ingenuity, and mastery of the written word. In five years prompt engineers will be earning more than any artist.
>>520951715ChatGPT can make prompts.
>>520951715>mastery of the written wordlolsomeone with secondary school education from a real nation can talk circles around a language-focused model and you expect tagweighting to matter? the verbose versions are flatly worse at the job anyway
>>520951502Doing a still/backward power attack that cancels their forward power attack.
>>520951170>exactly what I was looking forWhy did you delete this?
>>520950154>FG and Ostim supportlol
>>520950141No reason to get the 1.5.97 CK anymore with CKPE not supporting it
>>520951170Got it, thanks anon
>>520952213>Continuation of the popular mod "SSE Creation Kit Fixes" for the new version Creation Kit 1.6.XXXX>hurr look we finally got something that's been used for years, that means it's obsolete>what do you mean people play on older versionswhatever man
>playing Morrowind without daisychaining fortify int potions and instantly killing all enemies with your 100 yard kill spellA fate worse than death.
>>520951479>>520952034>>520952330no worries ladsdeleted it because I worry about bad actors with all the spite spam going on
Post husbandos and the quest you're currently doing right now.
>>520952825>Skyrim “player” takes screenshot in the tutorial area in an attempt to prove he plays the game
I know you're typing up a response to it, but I want you to stop.
>>520953152... okay
>>520953152>>520953152will do
>>520953186>>520953249Thank you.
>>520951027>all the untalented artists malding over AI>meanwhile all the talented artists think it’s coolI do agree that everything the AI nigger spammed was low quality tho and I wouldn’t fault anyone for thinking it’s shitty after seeing that
>>520953152I promise
There's a dedicated schizo NEET who spends the entire day trying to derail /tesg/ with bait to get (yous). This place is no longer fun to read. I'm only going to come here when I have a question. Goodbye.
>>520953723>valid criticisms of my favourite porn si- I mean, roleplaying game? AAIIEEE SAVE ME TODD HOWARD!
>>520953723See you in 30 minutes, anon
I’ve got a disease, a disease on my penis only pretty waifus can cure
>>520953916I only have midfus. Sorry.
>>520954026My cock will be the judge of that
Maybe you'd be more effective if you didn't have the subtlety of a sledgehammer being wielded by a chimpanzee
I just want to know if TES has a new official lore guru. Something tells no one left at Bethesda has a passion for the setting or thinks lore is even important.
>>520954175Its fine as long as the word kalpa is in the script somewhere nobody will notice or care
>>520953723Leaving this thread only means the schizo will win. His goal is the derail/kill the thread. Just keep posting as normal and ignore him
>>520954175Bethesda is staffed exclusively by incompetent, mentally disabled morons who can’t make good video games.
>>520954327Exactly, he's really obvious about it as well.Remember to R.F.I.
Lotta Outlanders in here
>>520953916Post 2020 /tesg/ hates waifus. This is a husbando general now.
>>520954561>Quick! We need a term that dark elf npcs use to refer to foreigners!>Uhm, they come from lands outside of Morrowind… How about outlander?>Oh my science, Kirkbride! You’re a genius writer!
>>520954135
>>520954836Good job she got him to twitch
>>520954836they might be mid, but they make my dick hard, so it's okay.unlike a certain other midfu poster who has been conspicuously absent during all this spam
>>520953916You should ask your housecarl to do that for you.
>>520954954Which one?Screenshot30?
>>520955145no, the ice age reject
Any good and lore friendly content mods for Solstheim, bros?
>>520955202Oh idc>>520955095BOYOYOYOYOING maaam I demand you polish my cock!
>>520955202He's probably on a flight to the gym, it couldn't be him.
What's the best way to keep Flame Atronach relevant? A mod that affects scaling globally, or a mod that adds new spells for higher level atronachs?
>>520954327I don’t see how talking about games in the Elder Scrolls franchise is derailing the thread. This thread is about Elder Scrolls games, right?
>>520955417https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/34441https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/129990https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/51456
>>520955417The mod that lets you have sex with them, obviously. Wait, are you talking about… gameplay? Oh no no no!
>>520955417New spells.Did you have a mod in mind?
>520955454funny how whenever someone says something like that it's explicitly to justify their shitposting
>>520954836NOOOO, now you're going to be hunted by the shitposters for years to come.>>520955095That's not your waifu. That's a npc
>>520955417The mod that makes your own unique Flame Atronach with her very own personality, dialogue options and romance route. Each affection level you gain grants you extra fire resistance.
>>520955807>>520953152Stop. We know he’s trolling. We don’t have to keep saying it.
>>520955417Ordinator gives perks which:>let's you heal your Atronachs by stopping your own HP Regen when you're in 20 feet range of them>let's you do 30% more Destruction damage with the element of your Atronach>gives a Potent form which now also increases their HP and attack power>gives all of them an additional ability (Fire gets an AoE explosion I think)I wouldn't bother with "better" spell mods since they'll simply make the summoned atronachs blatantly OP and unkilleable. Simply giving them more survivability, an extra ability and also fucking as a buff is way better imo.
>>520955360I’m sure there are mods that add sex content to Solstheim.
>>520955851I don't see why an NPC couldn't be my waifu too
>>520956370She can Synthiafags just a retard
>>520955851>>520956370>they think it just means the female characters they createit's sad to see the original usage of waifu being lost to time...
>>520956548that and the concept of having just one waifu
more than one waifu will destroy your laifu
>>520956548Many words had their meaning changed as time went on.
>>520956726What about a daughterwaifu?
>>520956726Lest ye end up like Seranafag>>520956790The word can still relate to NPCS no wonder people hate you
>>520956490Why do you gotta get all up in Synthiafag's grill?
So since /tesog/ is dead, what are everyone's hopes for that direct in a few days? Will it be enough to get you back in?
>>520956879daughterfus are daughterfus, and were originally what characters you yourself create were called, with waifu being relegated to already existing characters.as >>520956790 said, meanings have changed
>>520956913Sorry he shoved baratits in my face on my post asking for women and I’m pestered about the hair that got caught in my teeth
>hurrr daughterwaifu and mommydaughter incest durrrryou're so fucking BORINGif these creatures were hot at least maybe i'd give you a pass
>>520955360There's one that adds the areas that are missing between MW and nowI think it's called lost levels or something
>have a housecarl, a powerful melee combatant that will defend you for as long as she lives>impregnate her and waste her best days as a warrior, while she's busy dealing with the kidsWhat's the point
>>520955369How many Huemacs is this?
>>520956957call me when the whole cyrodiil is accessible AND not a pvp shithole full of browns
>>520956957>Will it be enough to get you back inlmao nooooo...no
How come all the furfag modders gravitated towards fallout 4 instead of the game that has furry shit in the vanilla game?I don't get it. fo4 has a ton of good furfags mods, while we're stuck with lykaios which looks like shit.
>>520956726Some are less important than others.
>>520957562it is a shame the skyrim furry models are all low quality. still love me minotaur wife.
>>520955947>Each affection level you gain grants you extra fire resistance.A mod made just for him
>>520956957An offline version like DQX
>>520957365Her ass is somewhere between 2.25 and 2.5 spans of her own hand.
>still no switch oblivion, fallout. 3, or new vegas ports >oblivion remake now confirmed as fake so not even coming to switch 2 either
>>520958074that's what you get for being a tendie
>>5209579350.55 Huemacs maybe? The ideal ass in my opinion. Made for groping, slapping, and eating.
>>520956879>What about a daughterwaifu?
>>520958279Thanks, I think.What are we using as a basis for Huemac's hand?
A new thread? Time for me to charge in forthrightly and shit it up. Also, thoughts on Olenveld? Seems like something that'd fit my modlist but I heard some mixed opinions on it.
Did we ever get detailed information on what the plot of the PSP Oblivion was going to be? All I’ve been able to find is it was going to be set in Highrock, Akaviri ruins would be explorable, and the mages’ guild would play an important role.
>>520958517Per google the average adult male’s hand is approximately 9 inches and Huemac literally translates to big hand so maybe 11 to 12 inches? Making a Huemac anywhere from 44 to 48 inches?
>/tesg/ would rather discuss asses and ass measurements than the gameplay, lore and world of the Elder Scrolls seriesWeew lad.
>>520954137I don't know, it's pretty effective
>>520959273Why wouldn't 44-48 inches be considered four Huemacs?
When is Skyrim coming to mobile?I want to play it on my phone
>>520960091Awfter bwibbimae
>>520959957He wanted 4 spans (obscene) so the unit of a huemac is 4 of those appropriately named big handsyou could call one a huemac and one a big huemac I suppose
Why doesn’t the empire have one of these? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3zWYzARwq0&pp=ygUUQ2FsaWd1bGEga2lsbGVyIHdhbGw%3D
>>520956879daughterfus are for scolding at.
>>520960184I think it would me more natural for use if a handspan was a full Huemac as opposed to roughly a quarter-Huemac.
Bigmacs?
is it possible to mod the game into a sims-lite lifesim with farming and building?t. never skyrimmed
Emacs?
>>520960797Yes but not to the extant of... oh I see what you're doing.
>>520960523Never occured to me your character was just a worse Magik
Macs?
>>520960942we use vim here, n'wah
>>520961146and CHEEESE
>>520960452that movie is so shitprobably the worst I've ever seen
>>520960797There are plenty of games that provide that experience, why mod it into Skyrim, the kill generic bandits in copy pasted mud caves game?
>>520961350
you won, riafag
what's the best of the alternate death mods? that new one that came out seems pretty half assed, but probably the best performance-wise since it's skse and pretty simple.
>>520961861>dying in ‘yrimUh, bro? Your stealth archery? Your alchemy exploits?
>>520961861I'm pretty sure there's one on LoversLab, that surprisingly enough isn't sex/rape, but I never really looked into it
>>520961861Here:https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/55051There's one on loverslab but they'll rape your corpse while you have to stand and watch.
>>520961861Shadow of Skyrim
Sincere, non-bait question:What are the odds on TESVI having the same weapon customization That Fo4 and Starfield had? I'd prefer that they not put it in. As neat as it might be to turn your basic iron sword into a scimitar or rapier, I don't think there's room for that much depth. That system (as well as the legendary trait system (which I also don't like)) is also a partial stand-in for enchantments not existing in those games, too.
>>520962438
>>520962307that one is still the best? I thought that might be the case, it's just annoying to have to turn off nearly every feature in the mod. the only thing I want is to respawn at the last bed on death.
>>520962520Cunt if you're going to think I'm baiting you should have the self-restraint to not reply to me.
>>520962438>change grip , pommel, and guard, etcAnyway what is a mod that changes up the way you learn spells without being a menu simulator?
>>520962761
>>520961861>new one that came out seems pretty half assedWhich one?
>>520961861I use acheron because it just works
>>520958738It was going to be a linear dungeon crawler akin to the epic cult classic slow burn suspenseful action RPG adventure game Battlespire, Bethesda’s magnum opus, not because it’s good but because it’s probably the least awful game they’ve ever made.
>>520962761Nice lack of self awareness
>>520962764I don't see the guard and pommel as having much to do for stats.It would be kinda fun if they put in extra weapon "styles," as in you can have a breton-style steel mace and a redguard-style steel mace.
>>520961808Mainly because the ones with fantasy themes are not many and the ones that exist are not good in my opinionOh and because I also want to kill generic bandits in copy pasted mud caves while my carrots grow
>>520962438>I don't think there's room for that much depth.TES is already on the wrong side of the features/depth ratio lol. The three weapon types in skyrim don't function on any practical level, swords are simply always the best by sheer virtue of being the fastest. The weapon perks don't matter and the damage/speed ratio between types doesn't matter since it so heavily favors swords. Add on top of that all the best weapons being swords anyway.Unless they completely reinvent how the game plays and their encounter design TES games simply cannot support any equipment system more complicated than "bigger number good".
>>520963296My Time at Sandrock is fun for a game of its type imo. The setting isn't that good again but I can safely say the game is good enough to suggest to people.
>520963413I bet this is the same kind of retard that would throw a fit if you din't use the best weapon or armor
>>520963067https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/146568?tab=poststhe way I understand it is on death you go ethereal and all enemies drop aggro on you. No doubt it works reliably but it's such a crude solution that I can't get past it on a thematic level. You might as well have all the enemies T-pose and slide in a straight line to their spawn point too.
>>520963413I always liked using maces, but a good chunk of that was because Ordinator had a smite perk and I also like the Mace of Molag Bal.
>>520963413And melee combat sucks so much ass that Bethesda fully expects players to completely avoid it by playing Stealth Archers or exploiting alchemy and enchanting.
>>520961124You can't bait him
>>520962764Dinos Spell Discovery
>>520963782True, if you think about it TES melee combat is almost as simple as Runescape except with the player having to spam the attack button instead of watching their character attack.In fact Runescape is probably deeper since that game at least has different attack types and enemies with different weaknesses to them.
>>520955417What mods to make my Atronach sexy looking? I'm going to attempt that trick of marking Atronach as human to activate them with Ositm SA since I don't have sexlab.
>>520964284>>520955553
I wish there were mods to make movement more fun and/or interesting overall
>>520963854Wasn’t bait lmao. I don’t play MR but I see the shit posted everywhere it just finally clicked
>>520964390True directional movement
>>520964390unfortunately the problems with movement comes back to the real root issue that makes every aspect of the game shitty, terrible enemy and encounter design. Without enemies that are fun to fight and well designed encounters to utilize them you can't make anything else about the game feel good to play.
>>520964381Noice.
>>520963936so fucking FLAT
>>520964690>Playing in 3rd personGay
>>520965381The Yara anon knows exactly what he's doing. His fanbase consist of us problematic lolicon anons. He can get rid of us by simply giving her big booba. It is that simple.
>>520965701Of-age women can have small breasts too, you know
Witchertranny I swear to god if you respond to this pathetic bait today I will join them in trolling your ass
I'm trying to use reverse psychology to get him to give her big boobs yet here you are trying to keep her flat. You aren't allowed to call him witchertranny since you are advocating for boy bodies.
>>520965381why she is so flat>>520963663Im in the same boat. I was looking for that kind of mod but anything I find is either way too much or that ethereal implementation. At most I just want something like spawn at nearest town with a stacking debuff.
I might draw today. I think if I stare at a chem texbook for any longer I'll lose my god damn mind
>witcheranon ignored me when all I was doing was trying to make fun small talk with him. I will never respond to him again now.
>>520966193I am allowed to call him witchertranny when he feeds your stupid fucking bait like a tranny
>>520966240you should draw her flexing at someone who is beneath herlike a dominant pose
>>520966482I should do that, it's extra funny because she's short so whoever she'd be looking down at is laying on the floor like a pepe who fell over
>>520966462Wanting safe places and trigger warnings is behavior you expect from those poeple. Anons are talking to him so why don't you mind your business.
>>520966674Yeah, make an image of her doing the MH potion flex animation
>>520966750>Anons are baiting him so why don’t you mind your buisness No because he’s obnoxious when he is baited. How about you go fuck with a different downie for a day? Maybe your local playground needs an anthill set on fire.
>Mentioning that a waifu is flat chested is somehow baiting
>doesn't deny that he is baiting himlol, lmao
>>520966909I was thinking forward facing hands on hips looking straight down. I'll have to find a reference for the head because the perspective is gonna mess me up
>>520967090You have bad reading comprehension. How is saying Yara has flat chest and that he should consider making her big booba bait. You guys are just jealous people are talking about Yara and not your waifus aren't you.
>>520967123I was thinking like a classic Hulk Hogan pose
>>520967123Just use SAM and angle the neck bones and face down
>>520967278throw references at me, if I'm fast maybe I can sketch multiple>>520967354I'll try that out sometime
Fine I won't talk to Yara anon then since making a joke about his waifu's chest is considered "baiting" now.
>>520967479Good.
>>520967479yara's chest makes me "bait" alright if you know what I mean heheh
>>520967592elaborate
>hurr his audiance are lolicons>what do you mean I'm baitingDoesn't deserve a (You), hell it doesn't even justify an acknowledgment because you obviously get off on ANY kind of attention
>>520967565Good with me too.
Mods for this feel?
>>520967629It's the punchline of a joke you fucking autistic retard.>Yara is flat>Flat chest attracts lolicons>If he gave her big breast the lolicons would go away.It's a harmless joke at trying to ask him to give her big boobs you fucking retard. Sarcasm is lost on people on the autism spectrum.
>>520967616Yara's DELICIOUSLY FLAT CHEST makes me INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCH MY GENITALS for the purpose of onanism until I SPLOOGE HOT CUM everywhere and it gets all over my thighs and I feel a deep sense of regret and disgust as I wipe off the sticky substance.
>>520968002ooooohI dont get it
>>520967883Too many handspans.
Hey witchertranny, look at how he reacts when he is called out for baiting you. I need you to remember how he is acting right now.
>>520968139I'm not going to talk to Yara anon any more since aspies like you think anything I say to him is bait.
>>520957354That's why women were never warriors.>"Hurr-durr Joan of Arc!"Joan was a cheerleader in practical reality.
Man, our newest little shitposter sure is pissy now that all of his ammo is being defeated at the start of the threads lately.
>>520968504>new
I've lost all respect for witcher waifufag since he let's guys like this >>520965779 dictate who he is allowed to respond to.
>>520968749Well he acts like a child so...
The Dawn is breaking, my brothersLord Dagon shall walk Tamriel again
>>520969153>accidentally forgets to save that one random argonianWoops
Does anyone have that paid mod about vampires? I'm playing a vampire right now and I'm considering itShould I play it before or after Dawnguard?
>>520969398Yes, No it's trash, almost as bad as Dawnguard itself
>>520969153Well, they weren't wrong. Dagon *did* walk Tamriel again. Not too long after his ass kicking by a big phoenix.
>>520969491>almost as bad as Dawnguard itselfWell, if I'm willing to play one I might as well play the other
>>520969398https://mega.nz/file/Qi5iQLQa#Q7yPJH0wQROwMm9P3m4LJZXXIEJdIWX-kvtL7komzSMWouldn't know how it fits vampire side but I did the Vigilant side post-Dawnguard.
can I stop checking google on oblivion every day now
>>520969398Vampires are faggy. The vampire king sucks you off even if you're a dude. Not to mention he's married, so there's an extra layer of homosexual cuckolding weirdness to it.
>>520967435>throw references at mesomething like these. I always found it funny when Hulk Hogan flexed on people, and Scott Steiner too.https://imgur.com/a/rNa4c5L
>>520969513>phoenix
>>520969695ThanksI guess since apparently >>520969896 the vampire king simps for you, it makes sense to do it after dawnguard, where you would be renowned in the vampire world as the new leader of the Volkihar clan
>>520969906I'll try out pose 2
>>520970378good, I guess.
thighs?
Shame Steel Plate has no shield variant. Shakes up my autism.
>>520970597I like thighs. Dunno why, it's a bit specific.
>>520970378just dont forget the dominant thing where they look down. wish I had the pepe saved
>>520956957the /vm/ thread is still up
>>520971101Still up? No, I can't get it up.
>>520969398Better Vampires is the best vampire mod and it's not particularly close. Get his entire suite of vampire mods like>Better Vampire Weapons>Better Vampire Lords>Better Vampire NPCs>ColdhavenIf you're using Ostim SA get>Devour>Vampire Feed Proxy>Anus AnimationsIt has a patch for BV which lets you feed on girls during sex which changes your satiated status. You can also contract Sanguinare Vampiris from fucking a vampire. The Immersive Wenches mod adds prostitutes (some of which are vampires and they sell blood potions). The Botox for Skyrim has a nice visual overhaul for them and also comes with a replacer for Better Vampire NPCs. Get this mod too which overhauls the appearance of the Vampire Lord form:https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/89538>Does anyone have that paid mod about vampires? I'm playing a vampire right now and I'm considering itA Tale of blood and Snow is kind of meh but I've seen worse.
not this guy again
>>520962764https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/143499This one is interesting since you actually have to cast them before you can do so without the bookit has problems with lesser powers attached to spell tomes thoughhasn't been iterated on so there are some seeming problems (that I don't experience myself) but it's my favorite implementation of spell learningAlso since it makes spellbooks equippable under the Scrolls tab, you can give spellbooks to your followers and they'll use them instead of having a spell learning system apart
>>520970597You call that "thighs"?
>>520971226My playtrough is already on and I'm playing with Sacrosanct, sorry lad.I just wanted to know about that quest mod specifically
>>520970991I've already got a domineering low angle hands on hips pose cooking for that one. Anatomy nearly done.
>>520971420bushier
>>520971420>uncovered vagoogooMOOOOOOOODS
>>520971460>inb4 that anon flips his shit like he always had when someone uses something other than BV
>>520971420Seen any wolves? Hahahaha.
>>520971420It was nice knowing you, Anon.
>>520971762dire wolves
>>520939667Vanilla Skyrim looks unironically better than the garbage I see on the internet. Tacky fucking garbage, put together by retards that have no idea about consistency. Their ego has deluded them into believing what they're seeing is desirable, and not just a technical jungle of shit floss.
>>520971460>SacrosanctThat was the first vampire mod I played. It's not half as good as BV. You can literally do everything that mod has but more. With BV you can run faster than horses and jump on top of your house. All the abilities it gives you scales to higher difficulties whereas Sacrosant has 8 or so gimmicky adept destruction spells that you stop using once you get past level 30. Not to mention you can fly in Vampire Lord form. Enai abandoned Sacrosant whereas BV is still being developed.
>responding to your own bait almost five hours laterpathetic
>>520971295>>520971640Why is he so predictable?
>>520971420>green skinned humanlaaaaaaaaaame
>>520971420I like the "hair"
>>520971640The entire purpose of /tesg/ is trying to be helpful. If someone is using an inferior mod like CBBE you are doing harm if you don't tell him about the superior 3BA. If I see some guy using Flower Girls I'm always going to tell them about Sexlab and Ostim. It is a moral duty for all of us to do this.
>>520972456Because truth is consistent.
>>520971420
Any experience with the NGVO modlist? I just want the graphical modding over with so I can focus on the rest.
>>520972456because he can't help himself, even if someone says "no thanks bro, I'm using something else and just wanted to know about X"
>>520972456>>520971295>>520971640If I see someone using Flowergirls I assume they don't know any better so I'm naturally compelled to tell them about Sexlab. In this analogy Sacrosant is Flowergirls and Better Vampires is Sexlab.
>>520972912True, but anon already said he didn't care, so you're just shilling BV to shill BV
Just ignore him, retards. You're doing exactly what he wants. Me included with this post.
>>520972153Again sorry if this upsets you, but I'm using Sacrosanct, and will continue to do so.
Why are Frost Trolls harder than their non-frost counterparts?
>>520972912I assume that all the people that use flower girls are xboxfags that moved to pc, and are using it because that mod used to get illegally ported to xbox all the time, and now they think that's the only sex mod around.
>>520973338because they are white
>>520973338They are made entirely of nipples
>>520973561you do have a point, white coloured creatures in Bethesda games are often the most difficult to defeat
>>520972153Can you even switch to BV from Sacrosant without breaking everything
>>520939541kino
>>520973561Are you implying white supremacy with your post? I mean, yeah, sure, if there was a master race, the obvious answer would be white people. But I don't see how mere color would make trolls harder.>>520973720Yeah, I think you're just being silly.
>>520970597>merely one hand-span
>>520973964I'm not kiddingdo you see those nodule nubs?
>>520972550What outfit bwo
>>520973964>Are you implying white supremacy with your postbased but no, I'm saying what >>520973745 said.
>>520963936I need to lock her tummy to cure my rockjoint. Nothing sexual about it, that’s just the treatment for the disease.
>drawfags>waifufags>avatarfagsonly thing we're missing are captionfagsmaybe i should fill that gap
>>520974257You need to do what again?
>>520974408
>>520972758It's surprisingly comprehensive on what it covers. I tried to install some pretty obscure mesh/texture replacers only to find that they'd already been included. It does install the "main menu randomizer" mod which is a notoriously shit mod to remove. So better get used to using that. But otherwise, not too much to complain about honestly. Aside from the fact it uses nature of the wildlands/lux/northern roads. Adding a whole bunch of bullshit everywhere that you're gonna have to find a million patches for if you're using big city overhauls etc. His choice of textures though are great. I still have no idea what textures he used for Whiterun but the parallax ground in it looks insanely good.
Downloading Morroblivion
If anyone asks, just say you were getting bread on the floor
So in Skyrim, with pots or absorb skill enchantments, can you actually go over 100 points and get benefits or are they only useful till you reach that point
>>520975275yes
why'fus 4 this feeel?
Can't believe 4chan lusts after green poop elves.Pick your huntress for today.
>typing like a toddler just so his low effort posts can be seen
>>520973925They both can be run at the same time but it's not a good idea.>>520973060>True, but anon already said he didn't care, so you're just shilling BV to shill BVI'm no longer talking to that anon and am posting this for other anons who want to know the difference between the two. >Spells & abilitiesBV abilities get stronger as you level up and focus and change the way you roleplay. Be it turning invisible, night/thermal vision, or mind control. One of the abilities lets your warp behind enemies when they are attacking which dramatically changes the way you do melee.Sacrosanct by contrast comes with a few weak adept destruction spells that you stop using once you reach a higher level since they don't get stronger.>MeleeBV gives you superhuman strength. You can attack faster, jump on top of buildings, run faster than a horse, survive falling off of mountains, and your unarmed melee attack power is boosted.>CustomizabilityBV is the most customizable mod I've ever seen. Has like 100 menu options so you can nerf your vampire or turn it into vanilla plus. You could turn it into Sacrosant or Scion if you wanted to.>Special Feeding victimsBV has more than Sacrosant. >FeedingSacrosant permanently boost your stats when you feed on victims. BV has this option too once you reach a certain level. When you turn an NPC to a thrall with BV you can remove them from their factions whereas thralls from Sacrosant are still loyal to their faction. So you can't cuck someone's wife with Sacrosant.
>>520975568Left is the closest to todd's vision and has the sturdiest torso, so
>>520975680That's cool and all, but I'm just going to use Sacrosanct instead, sorry bro.
>>520974615i'll fucking do itim gonna find a good picture of an Altmer baddie and make some cringekino
>>520975631if you didn't obnoxiously announce your filters people wouldn't try fuck with you by getting around them. But that would require not being an attention whoring faggot.
>>520975680>am posting this for other anons who want to know the difference between the twoSo shilling, like he said
>>520975821>he admits itKeep staying mad mate, I'm not even the filterfag
>>520975631whomst are you're quoting???
>>520975867I post to make /tesg/ a better place unlike you who only engage in meta offtopic drama. We should all be encouraging the best practices. If you see someone using Maximum Carnage you should tell them about Dismember Framework. If you see someone using Flower Girls, tell them about Sexlab/Ostim. If you see someone using CBBE/BHUNP, tell them about 3BA.>>520975803Cool I respect that, but I'm now talking to that other anon.
>a > means a quote only and alwaysyou did this last thread and I'm going to bite your bait again so I can call you a retarded newfag just as before.
>>520975818wait, you meant deviantart captions and not cool diorama comics with subtitles?why are you alive?why don't you have your own "altmer baddie" to work with?That's not even dignified in the field of fan fiction which is itself derided often
>>520976063Ok? I'm not even that anon you blabbering idiot
>>520975818>can't even use his own character or another in-game AltmerThe joke is that the shitposters don't pay the games but come on now anon.
>>520975821>AgressiveDo you feel raped by his filters perhaps?Like a bitch?Kek?
Man, the pterodactyls in Morrowind have got to be one of the most obnoxious enemies in all of vidya. They follow you to the ends of the Tamriel ceaselessly, they randomly hover outside of your reach, and If you somehow avoid them they will simply just clump up into massive blobs by the dozens and remain where you last eluded them forever.
>>520976352comics took too long and not as good for shitposting. also i dont like doing them anymore
>>520976307ackchuyally yes, le green meme arrow is a quote
>>520976434>I was merely pretendingokay baby boy, keep typing all nice and simple like a good shitposter and maybe daddy will give you a pity (You)>>520976553one might say he is acting like a raped bitch, even.
>shit starting 200 posts early
>>520976805>it started from the first post, they never stopped
>>520976778Pretending what? What are you even talking about you delusional retard. You should go outside today anon.
>>520976264Well I'm encouraging you to get some bitches, for the betterment of this general.
>520975867>So shilling, like he saidI'm a proud shill of BV. The dev is a cool dude. He responds to everyone. I actually asked for two new features and within a few days he added it to his mod. Enai by contrast rarely updates Sacrosant but I don't blame him, he has an entire suite of mods to look after. He's never going to be able to compete with Brehanin who works exclusively on his vampire mods.
>>520977062I'm not into sports, what is this image meant to convey?
>>520977062Why is someone milking a pig in the foreground
>>520977278Zak Brown getting his daily milking.
>>520975821lol, lmao>>520976605Cliff Racers aren't that bad... if you avoid them
>>520976778KWAB
Is this normalfag hours or something?
>>520971972This, 90% of the time. It's rare for any modded Skyrim gameplay to look and feel consistent.
What is wrong with bhunp?
>>520977865a shitposter is desperate for (You)s and is trying his damnedest to derail the thread, post elder scrolls, rep and ign him, and move on.
>>520978060Using BHUNP is considered a bad practice. 3BA has 3 to 4 times as much support. It's not bad per se, but it's just not worth the headache.
>>520977965>muh artistic vision and consistencyHeh, 4k parallax textures go vrmmmmm
>>520978060It’s all up to personal preference I still use CBBE because it’s what I was using back in the day and just like it.
>>520978060It doesn't roll off the tongue as easily as 3BA.
>>520978310>>520978398Anyone who doesn't mention the fact that 3BA has a significantly more amount of outfit support is being malicious.
>>520978398It is three-bee-ay, three bee bee bee ay, or threeba?
>>520978576The only time outfit support was a problem for me was when I used TBD. I usually don’t run into an issue with CBBE but maybe I don’t download enough lewd armor idk.
sex with swefrida
Friends don't let friends use BHUNP.
>>520973927
>>520979979And what that doesn't show you is that half those BHUNP mods are half assed conversions of 3BA mods.
What's the best way to train smithing after like 60 points apart from paying trainers
Where's Oblivion remake at to release me from this boring ahh game?
>>520980485april 21 according to some literally who guy from gamestop
>>520980485>>520945613
>>520980425dwarven metal, passive leather collection, jewelry, arrows
I'm shocked by how shitty Wildcat is. Last time I said this an EnaiSiaion fanboy started harassing me before I could even say why I didn't like it.
>>520980485Realistically November or December if it gets a full release this year.I’m assuming by remake you mean Skyblivion.
>>520980724so are you going to or do you just want me to pat you on the ass for a job well done?because you didn't fucking do anything and you don't have the self awareness to complete the template by leaving
>>520980607Ain't no way Todd is doing 4/20 release lmao
>>520980724>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/520238189/#520287242>reusing images to make inflammatory posts is ignored in favor of just declaring me an enai fan even though I >>520288839 also said Wildcat is shit
>>520980724https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/520136376/#q520145075Going to loudly state to the thread how retarded you are again?
attempt made
>>520980901It's just a shitty overhaul.>injuriesit uses bad RNG to give you random injuries during combat some of which knock you down and gets you insta-killed when you're fight strong enemies. Non-deterministic behavior is not good. Combat should be about skill, not luck.it has dumb options like "attacks of opportunity" which makes you take double as much damage when you are hit while attacking. this only helps the enemies.
>>520981514
>>520981514neat
>>520981559so turn them off?
>>520981229>>520981473As soon as you say anything bad about enai his paranoid schizophrenic fanboys come after you. Instead of addressing the message they attack the messenger.
>>520981229>>520981473I don't understand, why is he like this?
>>520981664>so turn them off?But then what is left after you disable all of that. The shitty time-blocking feature which is done better by other mods like Valhalla? Serious question, what exactly does Wildcat even do once you disable its shitty features.
>>520981837>bringing attention to posts that show proof of you being retarded and/or a shitposterBold move, let's see how it works out.
>>520982034universal stamina costs incl. for npcsalso opportunity, large target, flanking, and a number of other things are good, you are just bad
>>520981890histrionic personality mixed with low IQ and autism, a truly virulent mixture
>>520982084>>520981229You're not exposing anything archive schizo. I said in my post >>520980724 that I already made this argument before and you schizos came after me just like you are right now.
Anything in N'wahman's guide not worth touching? Also Is RUASLEEP or the Purist Patch better?
Oh boy oh boy I can play the game now!
>>520982346Purist's Patch is just RUASLEEP but touching torch sconces as well, they are made by the same guy.
>>520982472>touching torch sconces...Should I even ask? What the hell did Shartman do to them?
>>520982156>once you disable Wildcat's shit features all is left is a shitty AI package.Good to know. Next time I'll go with a different combat overhaul mod then. >stamina costI use Valhalla to handle the stamina. Wildcat does nothing for me.
>>520982398I can't :(
>>520981514not badi might be able to crank to this if she had a disgusted face
>>520982316>I already made this argument>Wildcat is shitThat's a statement, not an argument, even though you are clearly seeking one you attention whore faggot.
>>520980724true as fuck t b h
>>520981229>>520981473>>520981890>>520982660stop bullying him, he's special.
>>520982660I'm saying why did he feel the need to try to link to the archive when I stated in my post I made a similar argument in the past. He's acting like he exposed me or something. He's so used to linking to the archive he made a fool of himself.
Is ESO discussed here now that the online general is dead?
stopfuckingengagingwithobviousshitpostersreport and ignore them
>>520982583Valhalla is largely not configurable and has a bunch of stuff equivalent to what you're complaining about alreadyalso npcs in val cannot attack with no stamina, whereas wildcat just has a flinch every three or so seconds if they try to swing as a cost, but followups workval incentivizes just slamming m1 repeatedly until the bar fills up because you only lose stamina when you missalso the fact that you're using more than one combat overhaul at the same time is not my problemin fact your previous setup had THREE entire combat mods on each other
>>520983016Only to talk about how bad it is. What the fuck is this shit? The constellations are godlike beings now? I thought the stars were holes left by the magna-gehttps://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:The_Warrior_(Celestial)
>>520983306he's literally me
>>520983306I just wanted to ask anons who play it would they recommend stam or mag arcanist DD?
What are some obscure, but must have mods that you guys are aware of?
>>520983397ask /v/, you might get less rude responses than here
>>520983147>in fact your previous setup had THREE entire combat mods on each otherMy original setup was extremely fun. Then I listened to "experts" on /tesg/ and now I'm stuck with wildcat which is boring.
>>520983029world's smallest frog
>>520983016/tesog/ moved to /vm./>>520983397Unless they improved magarc, stam.
>>520983397Last time I played that stupid shit, Stam Arcanist was THE meta DPS pick so there you go
>>520983545Ok thanks for tip>>520983534>/tesog/ moved to /vm./Thank you will ask there
>>520983016Sure, isn’t there supposed to be a Clavicus Vile themed expansion revealed on the 10th? How can they make him interesting?
>>520983489So what you're saying is... you are fucking retarded and didn't do research first before listening to anons?
>>520983489both of these lists contain wildcatdo you have memory problems?
>>520983690see >>520982283>>520982558just touched them inappropriately is all.
>>520982589I’m sorry to hear that, I’ll pop a skooma in your honor
>>520983534>/tesog/ moved to /vm./I thought you were jesting but they really did. What finally made them give up?
>>520983690Wildcat with extra mods helping it was fun. Wildcat without said mods is boring.I'm now complaining because I listened to you guys and removed ultimate combat and Archery Locational Damage.
ESO is a terrible mmo wearing the skin of elder scrolls. it has the superficial appearance of skyrim in terms of gameplay but its still mmoshit. you have a hotbar with a few skills, can swap the skills based on the weapon you have but you still have to spam LMB to attack light/heavy.seriously, do not bother with the game, its like Elder Scrolls: Bored Housewife edition. its for people with nothing better to do, who desperately feel like they need to exist in a version of tamriel 24/7, no matter how terrible and uninspired. The writing is bad fanfiction tier, the game is janky and dated, the graphics are terrible, the micro-transactions are everywhere. seriously, do not touch this game. it is the counterpart to fallout 76.All that needs to be said about ESO really is this: in ESO, lootboxes are canon and new lore is regularly made up for store items and cited in ESO lore discussions. Not to mention they invented a literal Mary Sue of a daedric prince simply for more content only to retcon her one expansion later.
>>520981559another trvthnvke the injuries are pure aids, and the attack of opportunity shit effectively acts as random damage spikes. most of the attack animations in the game can't be consistently reacted to by the player since the window of time between the enemy attack starting and the player's attack landing is too narrow, particularly bad with the shield bash animation and its near zero frame delay. So the result in practice is that you play the game the same as you would without the mod except sometimes you get an unexpected damage boost when you happen to trade with an enemy and land your swing in that fraction a second to trigger it, and vice versa. Ironically the only way to consistently land attacks of opportunity is to stand with a bow drawn waiting for an enemy attack, a buff for an attack style that is already by far the most powerful in the game.Skyrim combat is already bad enough as it as, making the damage values wildly unpredictable and inconsistent on top of that is not an improvement.
>>520983690>that first setupHow the fuck did he even get his skyrim to run with that, he isn't just posting to shitpost without having played the game is he?
>>520984176just replace the bash animation with vanguard or whatever so it's not repeatable, literally everyone will tell you that shield bashing like an obese man at a footie match is a problem in every iteration of the game
>>520984176This.
>>520983657Honestly I'm not caught up, just got back in bought collection to play new classes. I heard they will "switch to a more seasonal format" with content.
>>520984140A Skyrimfag telling anyone what's shit?
>>520984176This anon was able to articulate my complaints with Wildcat. All it really does is add in unpredictable damage buffs which makes battle more annoying.
>>520984071Threads were too dead.
>>520984498>MMOfag falling for obvious copypasta
>>520984176Is there a good combat overhaul setup you recommend?
>>520984638Never stopped them before
>>520984589the "unpredictable damage buffs" from things hitting you from behind or during animations?the animations that you should have replaced because precision vanilla very much sucks?
>>520984642So ESO isn't shit?
>>520984981No it still is, you're just dumb for falling for it.
>>520984140QRD on the Mary Sue and her subsequent retcon? I’m assuming she was the infallible princess of paths?
>>520984789honestly not really, I have put a lot of thought and effort into testing combat mods for skyrim and none of them are particularly good. ultimate combat is probably the closest answer but it has its own problems, and on top of that it's an skse mod that hasn't been updated in years so it's incompatible with 1.6.
>>520985102Hermy literally sends her to the shadow realm so no one remembers she exist.She's also a former Magne-Ge & Meridia's sister btw
>>520985084Falling for something that people actually believe…?
What did Todd Howard mean by making the right wing faction (the stormcloaks) stupid, wrong, and just outright rude at every possible turn?
>>520985663Aren't the Imperials also right-wing?
Waifus for this feel?
>>520985386jesus christ
>>520984851>the "unpredictable damage buffs" from things hitting you from behind or during animations?From both. The attacks of opportunity just don't work in battle. You could be trying to attack one enemy and another one shoots you with a bow.
I tried editing some foods in SEEDIT and adding in restore over time effects to some foods like rabbit haunch, potato soup, etc... but it doesn't seem to register the duration only heals the set number and thats it
>>520985812Yes but the stormcloaks are very clearly far-right as opposed to moderate
>>520985856that's because editing effects is ass and you need to make one with the duration you desire
>>520984851>the animations that you should have replaced because precision vanilla very much sucks?What replacement animations do you recommend.
>>520985962Specifically, what do the Stormcloaks do wrong?
>520985663>520985812>520985962>520986291>this song and dance again
>>520985962>Give an entire section of your ancestral city to foreign refugees>Why are you so far-right!
Now that Gundam GQ is airing I no longer need this general. One more temper tantrum by a schizo and I'm out of here.
>>520985839Cynthia
>>520986345>refugees refuse to integrate and bitch and moan for over 200 years>the "refugees" (basically squatters at this point) actively ostracize the only ones who decide to move past this sillinesstruly an oppressed people
>>520986331What are you getting at with this image here?
>>520986582Todd works in mysterious ways, to question him is to bring folly upon oneself.
>>520986345>literally solely motivated by racism and "muh independence", even when trying to make yourself sound like the reasonable partyYes, that's far right
>Headphones come out of jack the second my game loads>weird glitch that occurs when this happens happens>RestartAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>520986291The only slight issue is that they're racist. Ironically enough, almost every elf in Windhelm is either a criminal or a supporter of Empire.
>flamebait so stale that it's covered in moldjust report and ignore him.
>>520986392Good thing we don't have a waifu with that name. We do have a "S"ynthia.
>>520986561Ysmir would've killed the Dunmer on the spot, if anything Ulfric's progressive. Talos himself said the empire had lived too long and that it was time for something new. A literal god and the founder of the Septim empire agrees with Ulfric.
>>520987063>if anything Ulfric's progressivefor allowing them to stay?he isn't even the one that let them in in the first place, as that happened 200 fucking years ago.
>Galmar: "Id follow you to the depths of Oblivion itself, my king">Ulfric: "Why do you fight for me, my right hand man, second in command?">Galmar: (without hesitation) "Bro I really fucking hate elves">Ulfric: *Gives meaningless speech about war*>Galmar: "Y-Yeah, what you said, I was thinking about that too"Cinema
>>520987259Nords have plenty of reasons to hate elves, so that's fair.
bros imagine if the civil war storyline was good.is there anything more cringe in the game than your faction leader making a grand heroic speech to a group of 5 assholes that are apparently capable of sacking an entire city?literally what where they thinking
>>520987259both faction military leaders are fun to walk in on, as Tulius is Imperialistic and thinks the customs behind such a war are barbaric and savage and says as much to Rikka
>>520987259>Ulfric about to die: Let the dragonborn do it, it'll make for a better song>Tullius about to die: P-please, what if I surrender, will you let me live?Cinema
When and where was this great war anyways
Are wokegenders excited for the oblivion remaster?
>>520987663Both reflect their shit.Ulfric is more idealistic.Tullius is more practical.
High King of Skyrim.
Alright boys how do you mine? Do you use the default interaction/animation, do it manually with an equipped pickaxe, or do you do it fancy with magic?
>>520988048We are justified in all our actions, your rebellion is useful to our purposes as it drains your populations, but it completing its goal is not, so we'll prolong the conflict.Oh and you better not be worshiping a Man in imperial territory or we''ll black bag you and fucking kill you.
>>520988417I don't do it at all because crafting is timewasting mmo cancer.
>>520988364The fucker is high alright.Not quite as Madanach.
>>520988417I use Honed Metal and come back later for my new gear or bulk ammo or newly enchanted gear>>520988523exactly
>>520988364Okay, but who’s the Pie King of Skyrim?
>>520988431You're hiding nord waifus in the cellar, aren't you?
Should i even bother installing shit like MCO/BFCO if im just gonna use "realistic" combat animations and not retarded fancy animations from other action games?
>>520987663>Tullius is reasonable and practical while Ulfric is desperate for everyone in the room to think he's a big strong manAt least they're consistent
>>520989298Tullius is brown.
>>520989254Those are animation frameworks with attack commitment, if you install flippy anime DMC animations that's entirely on you
>>520989686such as?
>be Ulfric>revolt against the empire>for some reason to let the east empire company, the imperial fatcats and monopolists par excellence, continue to operate out of his shitholeTrue sons of Skyrim will join the fucking Thalmor rather than side with this Mede stooge.
>>520989863I will fuck the Thalmor, if that's what you're referring to.
>>520989863Yeah but would you say no to mommy Adelaisa
>can't spare soldiers for future conflict with aldmiri dominion>but can for an ongoing civil war conflict
Blivi bros… I’m losing hope.
Good
Nothing I don't already know I'm sure
>>520990548>that stamina barYou need to eat or sleep
>>520990372Don't lose hope. Once you lose hope, you lose hope.
>>520990661After I'm done whackin' it, surely you understand
>>520990004If Skyrim was a good game you could support (but not join) the thalmor
>>520990372They say it's supposed to be releasing on April 21st, which is about two weeks from now.
>>520991925two more weeks you say.......
>>520991925>April 21st>2 x April 1stWhoever spread that rumor is making a joke by saying he fooled you twice.
>>520992395Hahaha
>>520992395But he didn't get me the first time
oblivion remake just flew over my house
>you have contracted brown rotstop pls
>>520992782shouldn't have fucked the cheapest hooker in whiterun aka ysolda
>have fun>die to bullshit>lose a lot of progress because autosaves weren't working and wasn't allowed to manually save>lose all motivation to playle big sigh. now what do i do
>>520992861I got it from draugr putting holes in my body with swords
>you have contracted brain rot>your skibidi has decreased by 5>your sigma has been damaged>your rizz is being drained
>>520992906fixing your saves would probably be a good place to start
Just found out that guy's dad did not work for Bethesda. What a swindler!
it's quite obvious whenever he gets his panties in a twist
What is it with orcs and almost getting murdered in this game
>>520993689>The gourmet dodging death only to be later slaughtered anyways
>>520993551jokes on you I'm not wearing any
Soirim
>>520993689Is this in vanilla or was it added by a mod? If vanilla what’s it called?
>>520995918It's the Namira deadra quest
it is time for bed tesg. Go to sleep now!!
>>520996618I'd rape that woman.
why does no one make orcfus
>>520996618How many Huemacs?
>>520985386Does he tentacle rape her a lil bit before she goes, for fun?
>>520996870Orc enjoyers are either playing the actual video game or have the sense to move on after 15 years
>>520996889huemacs?
Gay bastards promote the Imperials, retarded fucks promote Stormcloaks, and I'm here promoting neither, like a free thinker.
>>520997229Yeah. How many handspans wide is her ass?
>>520996870>human with green skin
>>520996889>Huemacswhat's the last king of the toltec state got to do with this>>520997293I dunno, probably a normal amount? I'll let you infer it based on this screenshot
If green is the sign of health, why are Orcs gross-looking?
>>520996618I would but I just discovered something is fucking up sleep in my game.
>>520997467>what's the last king of the toltec state got to do with thissome anon is trying to make it a thingburgers will really use anything but metric
>>520997467>what's the last king of the toltec state got to do with thissee >>520939601
>>520997652Americans eat too much and have tiny dicks.
>>520991925Fucking hell, got ‘em again.
>>520997467reminder that you can just not respond to shitposters
>yfw a fart warms your asshole
>>520998064But he didn't. He replied to (me) and not (you)
>>520997652>durr my waifu’s ass is 37cm in diameter That sounds stupid. Is she thicc or anorexic? The metric system is dumb.
Is it likely that the blivion remaster might be better than skyblivion?
>>520998173Cute elves don’t fart or poop.
>>520998396>Oblivion remasterYou mean Skyblivion
>>520998064I didn't realise they were shitposting, I thought they said something funny and confusing and wanted clarification
>>520997467>I'll let you infer it based on this screenshot>screenshot features neither a handspan nor an ass
>>520998470?I'm talking about the current leak
>>520998396>>520998470Yeah bro, I'm really looking forward to Skyblivion
>>520998468Exactly.
>>520998672it's hardmode.There are two kinds of people in this world: those who can extrapolate missing information based on the available data
>>520998678>a leakYou should hire a plumberI'm talking about Skyblivion, which actually has proof of development.
>>520998828You're being rude, but my supposition is that she's less than two Huemacs.
>>520998396Extraordinarily unlikely. Virtuous is known for soulless, garbage quality remasters. The disastrous Dark Souls remaster was one of their projects, and that received a tonne of advertisement, so just imagine how shit a shadowdropped game must be.
>mfw I earn the fell for it again award 3 times in a row in a single month
An Argonian walks into a bar.The bartender says: "We don't serve your kind in my bar. Leave, Argonian. Get out of my bar. We don't serve your kind here, so just leave."So the Argonian leaves.
>>520998470>>520998701>>520998891My heart[/spoiler] is warm thinking about gently headpatting Dar-Ma with my large hand!
>>520999117an argonian girl sucks off the bar owner and is the able to stay
>>520999117Two altmer walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
>>520998828That joke was so appallingly r*ddit I just deleted my Yara with horse slop in disgust.
>>520999275Argonians don't have lips, genius.
>>520999215She'll need a mod to beautify her, but I am also looking forward to doing so
>>520999330They do, just like other lizards.What else do you call the skin hanging over the teeth to prevent it from drying ouy?
>>520999075Relax Kurono-kun, two more weeks
>>520999427That's not the same thing, genius. Argonians can't suck.
>>520999330NTA but "sucking off" is a generalized slang term for oral sex. Its usage also covers the act of the argonian coiling her tongue around the bar owner's cock.Also they do have lips, the issue you're thinking of is that they don't have cheeks or rather they only have one pair instead of two
>>520999505That is true
>>520999552Think your better than me with you're science?
I've heard people say Morrowind's lore and story supposedly gets really trippy/ crazy. I just cleared the main story and some of the stuff was a little weird, but nothing THAT out there. Is it the DLCs that introduces the wild shit?
What are housecarls good for?
>>520999912It's in the booksyou gotta read
>>520999330they do
>>520999835Exactly, he is a man of logic and should therefore not be trusted>>520999912you need to read or pay attention, difficult I know.>>520999917carrying your burdens
>>520999917They're good for using your authority over them to make them do things they don't want to do.
Imagine not believing in detective seeds.Oblivion remake announced and released THIS WEEK
>>520998173Let it rip my fellow nasty elf owner
>>520999959>It's in the books>you gotta read>>520999985>you need to read or pay attentionI've been doing both. I kind of feel like the game is an iceberg and I just haven't hit the lower layers yet.
>>521000646total animer supremacy
>>521000646BASSSSSSSSED
>>521000158Jordis is not some cheap skank to be flaunted around!
>>520999301Two Bretons are sitting in their shared room when one says, “I believe I feel a fart coming on”. “Do restrain yourself” says the other. “Now I’m off to the market. While I’m gone you mustn’t fart”. “Very well” says the first.After some time the second Breton returns from the market, takes one look at the room, and starts screaming, “PIERRE! I EXPLICITLY TOLD YOU NOT TO FART WHILE I WAS OUT, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU’VE GONE AND FARTED!”“Yes, I’ll admit it.” Said Pierre the Breton. While you were out I farted. But however could you tell?”.“BECAUSE THE WALLS ARE COVERED IN SEMEN!!”
>>520999117An argonian starts to till the cotton field out back and is allowed to stay
>>521000158I'll bite, what house mod?
>>521000807>he doesn't recognize the one and only elysium estate
>>520999301I don’t get it
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/73500?tab=imageswhy is this 3GB?
>>521000948tall>>521000972>24 files, including one fomodGee anon, one can only guess
>>521001072it's just a bunch of tents why is it 3GB
>No /fog/ refugee>No anti Bethesda tranny>No cp/ai sloppa>Oblivion remake discussion in full swingHarmony
>>521000423Sneeds now says 21st. But he also said it was going to be on the 3rd. Then he said 7th. And then 10th. But I’m sure he got it right this time.
>>521000883>Plops a house for free right in the beginning area of the gameBad game design
>>521000972>>521001143>literally answered in the mod page>Q: Why is it so big? that's what she said Make it more vanilla or something?A: It' so big because it is chock full of actually, honest-to-Todd, unique models that don't look like they're from Skyrim (the country.) To me, that's the whole essence of this mod, so I won't be making a lite or 'vanilla' version. You might look into Khajiit Caravan Clutter, Khajiit Caravan Kittens, and/or take a look at XilaMonstrr's excellent collection of Khajiit caravan mods for a lighter, vanilla plus experience.>Alternatively, I have all the individual files available for download in the Miscellaneous Files section, so don't complain to me that the FOMOD is too big.
Post ELVES
>>521001143Throws a bunch of shit around the tents like the high resolution Lunar Guard armour which looks completely out of place. Khajiit has tents is a much better mod.
Myth walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
>>520999552an argonian girl could also deepthroat you if your dick is big enough
>>521001181>He doesn't knowLol
An undead skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer and a mop.”
>>521001430Myth walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why didn't you duck?”"I didn't see it." Myth says, turning diagonally in order to look him in the eye.
Myth walks into a bar, it is a gay bar.
What’s your favourite cut concept/abandoned idea from Oblivion’s early development? I liked the idea of interacting with the Emperor’s legitimate sons and discovering they were all imposters put in place by Jagar Tharn.
>>521001228I have come full circle on house mods. I used to install a fuckton of them and spent hours browsing pics and testing them in game. When I started to actually play the game though it annoyed me how you get them for free and how badly they outclassed the vanilla houses. getting a grandiose mansion for less than the cost of a shitty wooden shack in riften doesn't sit right. I tried some of the mods that make you do a quest to unlock them or pay a ton of money but there are so few of those that I couldn't be bothered anymore, and now I'm right back to only using vanilla houses.
>>521001430>>521001613>>521001697rude
>>521001243>>521001319>just throw a bunch of shit around and pretend it looks good while it rapes your performancewhy are modders like this?
>>521001836Why?Too stupid to think of one yourself?
/walks into a bar/i
>>521001961i have a learning delay sorry
>>521001836Filterfag walks into a bar. He puts a basket of blindfolds next to the door?Kinda hard to come up with something for a guy who just posts a filterlist at the beginning of every thread
>>520984176now that I think about it there really aren't any combat overhauls that don't have shit like this. they were all copying each other's homework apparently since they have mostly all the same features, just different implementations.
>>521002004Yeah you did it better than me.
>>521001836Filterfag walks into the bar.The bartender asks, "Why didn't you see it?""/walks into a bar/i" says filterfagt.the filterfag
>>521001228There's gotta be a happy medium between Elysium Estate and Clockwork on the scale of "how much work do you have to do for a house." The attic style houses are good immersion on the cheap, low effort end, a place to dump shit that won't despawn. In theory I like Candlehearth for the same reason but multiple times I've lost ownership of the safe/chest a day or two after paying for a week.
>>521002298I never finished Clockwork I wasn't enjoying the beginning last time i tried and just put it off, what's the playerhouse like?
>>521002298>There's gotta be a happy medium between Elysium Estate and Clockwork on the scale of "how much work do you have to do for a house."It's called Hearthfire
Yara walks into a bar. “Have you got any corn?” The bartender says no. Next day Yara come back.”Have you got any corn?” Bartender says, “I told you, no.” Yara leaves . The next day Yara comes back.”Have you got any corn?” “Goddammit,” the bartender says, “I’ve told you I don’t have any corn. You ask me that again I’ll nail your goddamn feet to the floor.” Yara hesitates, leaves. The NEXT day she comes back the bar and the bartender is just waiting. “Have you got any nails?” Yara asks. Caught off guard, the bartender says, “Well, no, I don’t have any nails.” Yara says, “In that case do you have any corn?”
While walking through an alley Myth stumbles across a group of men with their cocks out. “What are you doing?” she asks. “We’re trying to determine who has the biggest cock in Skyrim” says an especially burly Nord. Several minutes later Myth comes walking out of the alley holding a diamond. Synthia, who happened to be near enough to hear the big Nord asks Myth if she really took her cock out in front of all those men. “Well, not all the way out” replies Myth. “Just enough to win the diamond”.
>>521002290You did it the best>>521002473What is this schizophrenia?
A falmer walks into a bar, because he's blind
How can I create a stigmatic nun look? Looking for an armor mod with that vibe. And can I remove the chest piece so my character repents from her Daedric sins?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOnZQM3TXqc
>>521002587thanks>>521002615>having fun with the joke is being sensitiveokay
>>521002705anonnnnn.....
>>521002705BDOR Dobart by Team TAL
>>521002581Do one for Serana fag
I bombed. Too verbose? Too cerebral?
>>521002906Seranafag walks into a bar.He never leaves for a decade.
Myth and Keda are pissing from the top of a bridge into a river below. “Damn,” Keda says, “this water is cold.” “Yeah,” Myth says, “and it’s deep, too.”
>>521002448>run back and forth between a city and this remote location ferrying building materials for a couple of hours to get a barely functional houseNah.
>>521002925too verboseK.eepI.tS.impleS.tupid
>>521002473I laughed for a solid minute
>>521002427the textures are ridiculously ornate, it's like the modder put 80% of his effort into them lmao. The house itself is fine in terms of functionality, but it has the same problem all really old house mods have with it being segmented by a bunch of loading screens. It also has a lot of IRL paintings in it which is obviously not compatible with lore or immersion if you care about that.
Kek, I got one Seen any elves? lmao
>>521003058This but for this >>521002973
Brig walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey! You're supposed to put weight plates on that!"Brig says "Wait? Isn't this a bar?"The bartender says "No, this is a gym! I'm an instructor!"
>>521002448hearthfire houses suck dick because of the walls everywhere. Even the fully built house is the size of an apartment yet has walls fucking everywhere.
>>521002705Ahhh there's a perfect one out there but I can't remember it, I'll dig it up for you anon
>>521002473I’m barely awake and phoneposting and this is deeply funny
>>521003173Now THIS is a cerebral one
>>521003429Don't quit your day job.
>>521003238My man that would be great.>>521002903Yeah, it also looks good but not the one i want.
>>521002705>picrelwhats the name of that artists who made a bunch of scantily dressed women in medieval fantasy warfare? it was supposed to be gruesome, with darker colours
>>521002705>>521003572https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/131645Ayy this is the one I was thinking of
>>521003606Stekolshuk Vsevolod, found it on instagram tho. Its from trench crusade.
>>521003173Finally some good fucking jokes.
Two redguards sneak into the stockroom of the Silverblood Inn."Is this whisky?" Says the one to the other."Yes, but not as whisky as wobbing the bank," answers the other.
>>521004289
>>521003886Thanks anon, especially helmet is perfect.
>>521002906Seranafag walks into a bar and asks to use the shitter, the bartender says sure and points him to a dimly lit room in the back. A minute goes by and a bloodcurdling scream can be heard from the bathroom, so the bartender rushes to check on poor Seranafag. “There’s a mudcrab in this toilet!” cries Seranafag. “And every time I pull the lever to flush he jumps out and pinches my testicles!” “You moron!” yells the bartender. “You just took a dump in my mop bucket and your nuts are caught in the wringer!”
>>521004289This made me laugh
>>521004383The pieces of some Vigilant sets might work nicely too if you mix n match a bit
>>521004289Fuck, how could I lose to the baby talk fag :(
One morning, Filterfag awakened to crawl from his crusty sheets to his 286 with a 56k modem and check on the latest tesgender general. He opened the page and this is what he read: Filterfag then closed the page and beat off to a job well filtered.
>this is what he read:>nothingchecks out, decent attempt
>>521003218>why does my house have walls
>>521003218Hey everybody check it, this rimgender complaining about a house that has fucking walls
>>521005452He is asking a legitimate question imagine how convenient it would be to live in a wall-less house
>he's actually upset
>>521005108Jinderfag and Bliviposter walk into a bar in a celebratory mood. Jinderfag says, “bartender, a bottle of your finest champagne. My friend here just had her first period. Today she is officially a woman”. The bartender takes a look at the two and says, “hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your friend there can’t have a period”. Bliviposter slams his fists down on the bar in anger, “Can’t have a period! Then how do you explain the torrent of blood rushing pouring from my ass?!”
>>521005864kek
What do you call three draugr in a hot tub? Soup.
>>521001254The manner by which the diastolic pressure of any two scarce commodities (creating a type of propulsion with no moving parts and virtual silence) has been postulated by thyrionic mathematicians for many years, In conventional thinking, the default parameters of any formula (objectively speaking, it is essential to remember that objectivity is indeed subjective) will always return to what Mornthaur called the "back medium," However, starting with a grid of complex numbers that more than covers the unit circle and three cube roots of one, we can backtrace, by uptracking the negative "half numbers," and create an infinite basin with dual natures of blackness and whiteness. The rate of adiabatic cooling or warning in unsaturated air can thus be made directly proportional to the fourth power of its absolute temperature,
chat gpt h post
>>521005864Not funny. You don't insult blivi
A Stormcloak comes home after a long day at work. He opens the door and sees a bearded figure in a skirt shrouded in darkness. He runs out screaming "It's an Imperial trap! They're here!"His wife walks outside and yells "Honey! It's just me! I forgot to shave today!"
>>521006048Fuck off, Namira. Go douche your stinky pussy.
>>521004006thanks for the lead, i found the artist. Mike Franchina.
>>521006779his wife is an Imperial trap?
>>521006779How do you circumcise an Imperial?Kick an Altmer in the chin.
>>521006443hey so like what did any of that have to do with your post?
>>521007647bot
Bosmom, Yarti, and Chey are turning tricks in Riften when a dragon attacks. Bosmom runs to the Ratway to hide, while Yarti crawls under the docks to hide, but Chey keeps sucking dick and pulling a train of twenty Redguards out in the open. When the attack is over Bosmom and Yarti approach Chey who is wiping Redguard sperm from her lips. “Why didn’t you hide?” Bosmom and Yarti ask. “What,” Chey says, “and pass up a cool ten cents?”
>>521007647>>521007753ever played the tes scrolls 2 gadderfall?read a book numbnuets
Do what you will>>521007927>>521007927>>521007927
>>521007784Lol
>all these deletedlol, lmao
knocked it below bump limit eh?
time to knock it back up :)
why some people keep skeever as pets?
>>521005680turns out that he was after all>>521019528same reason some people keep argonians as servants
>>521019576and why they keep argonians as servants?
>>520939379How much for an hour with that slutty dark elf in the blue dress on the right?
>>521035046the thread is going to be archived, quick, post an image
fineI'll do it myself
