steamy hot romance editionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08 PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM >News:Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>520700673
>>520956381there's a world where corcoran is the lead writer of the next game since he's not writing any companion so far
>>520956628Who
>>520956628Cope Shartie
>>520956837a genius
>>520957046Idk
We just chasin that good vibeWe just chasin that good vibe
A shit edition it is. It's not like there are enough people left to care about reporting the blatant off-topic space game shitposting.
>>520957198bro is fuming about people talking about bg3's successor ain't no way
>>520957198Bro mad it aint some boring ass in game screenshitno way
>>520957198You’re low IQ btw
>>520956381Anal with Asstarion as Wyll watches with Half-orc Male Tav
Missionary with Astarion
>>520957447>>520957475>>520957552based
>>520957338I can pose screenshots because its always naked shart
>>520957428How does someone who self-inserts as a lesbian get emasculated? Are you assuming the role of the swine as the resident ESL moron this thread? Dear Mintharafag, there is no language barrier.
Straight Female warlocks in loving relationships
God Mintharaf- that anon is so gaped rn
>>520957938this is literally a coping mechanism holy shit you're sad
>>520957938>whiner is a transbianWe’re so cooked
Let's begin with the nature of commitment. When someone commits themselves to another person, be it through a relationship or marriage, they are pledging their time, their energy, and ultimately their affection to their partner alone. To allow your mind to wander towards another man breaks that commitment.Next, consider the concept of loyalty and trust. Trust is paramount in any relationship. To allow yourself to dream lustfully about another man is a betrayal of that trust, even if those thoughts are only acted upon in the mind. In essence, it's a form of emotional infidelity, and it can erode the very foundation of the relationship you're in.Last but not least, there's the issue of respect. When you've committed to another person, you're showing them respect by choosing them above all others. By indulging in dreams about someone else, you're essentially saying that your current partner isn't enough for you, that they're lacking in some way. And that's not only disrespectful, it's incredibly selfish and cruel.
>happened to come back to camp early, wanted to show Shaddy the night orchid I found>don't see her in camp, Gale looks away and goes into his tent>strange noises coming from her tent, rush over hoping she's not in trouble>see into the window, her with.... Halsin>completely frozen, heart beating out of my chest as I'm standing there watching him pound her out doggystyle>she notices me and pauses but then just lets him keep going without saying anything
>Sorry Halsin, Jennie can’t go to the gay furry orgy, she’s busy shining my jolly green giant with her Sharran tongue
>>520958562Shadowheart has a different definition of love and relationships, don't like it? The door is that way ----->
On a mission with Astarion
Astarion has hyperspermia
kk im going to kill githyanki until i hit level 7 then grym idc about tadpoles and this is a solo run so if lae'zel is lobotomized i need my inspiration points sorry
>"Sh.. Shadowheart? Shaddy?">She sighs a little, polite but annoyed by the interruption, "Yes, Tav, what is it? You know it takes longer with interruptions">"Wh-why do you .. um... taste like Goodberry...?">"Erm, new soap I suppose now please get back to work">she goes back to obviously casting a Sending spell to someone while you continue to serve her
>>520958916Except instead of a larger amount, it's just his sperm is bigger, when he cuts its just like 3 big sperm like actualbfrog tadpoles
>>520958931ok troon!
>>520957938Transbian moment
>>520958931Even the CHILDREN?
>>520958998hotlove chewing on Astarion sperm they're like lil jellies
As Halsin and Shadowheart fall deeper for each other, he takes the lead as the MC running the party. His team rarely includes you so most of the game is sitting at camp with Gale and the pets and Withers asking about your relationship.Cut scenes with them sharing a tent, laughing and playing all through the night while you try to sleep next to "gassy Gale".The game proceeds this way where you get to hear about all the things they're doing in the world until they solve the crisis and live together in marital bliss, hiring you on as a caretaker (since you weren't involved much, you aren't entitled to much of the spoils)"I'm.... I'm really happy for you two" you manage to get out with a weak smile at their weddingThey smile politely and look at eachother"Oh, Astarion! Ahh, please do excuse us" Shadowheart says, leading Halsin away as you try to look casual standing by yourself
>>520958802>>520958980>>520959248Oak father preserve us all.
>>520959029Nah, it's an English lesson moment. I wasn't even the first to point it out: >>520953423. It's okay though, you learn something new every day.
The very first blast of Halsin's seed into Shadowheart while you are asleep or leave them at camp, permanently changes her "scent."This is a druid thing, he essentially completely marks her as his. Even though he allows you to be with her, the scent transformation is always there to remind both of you about his ownership of her.
>>520959371Again, you’re low IQ
cleaning the goodberry out of shadowBABY's pussY with my tongue
>>520959371No of course Transbians get emasculated by Halsin. You know why. Mintharafag is a perfect example of that.
>artist gf mostly doesn't pay attention while I'm gaming>meet this guy>"Oh who's that">quit game>weeks later, she's acting shady, hiding her notebooks when I enter the room>pretend not to notice but peek at them when she's at work>pages and pages of Halsin lewdsno no no NO NO NO NO NO
The pain and intensity and jealousy still hit me like the first time I found out about her hidden passions for him.Over time my anger and frustration have ... turned to something elseI... I want him to do itthe betrayal that stabbed like a dagger now pulses in my chest, catching my breath and making my heart beat like a drum as I admit itYes... Halsin...Take Shadowheart as yours. Caress her body with your hands and mouth.Enter her and bring her the pleasure I cannot.... Please ...
>>520959498Tav....
>>520959114no but i'm going to kill everyone else i did kill the goblin children after they called me a spiderhoe or whatever
where did all this sudden spam come from
Do you think that Astarion was lying when he said that you were his first just to make you feel more special? Like I get like Cazador fed him rats and stuff only but like did he really never like in 200 years while seducing people like either get the chance to, or do it as part of the routine? I think I lean towards it being a lie but idk
I don't even help Shadowheart escape the nautiloid anymoreI stand and watch her pound on the pod, and I say outloud "You know what you did." Then I turn and leave.Halsin? Dies in the goblin cages. And then I restart. I have done this around 30 times now.I will never forget what you took from me Halsin.
>>520959895Toadcel took an L. Many such cases
>>520959921I think he was under compulsion and so he couldn't, sounds like something Cazador would do
>Shart laying back, exhausted from Halsin's pounding>Daddy Halsin sitting back with his pipe, supervising your clean-up>"mmmnfurfnfmmm nurmomnurghh good mmm arrmgfrnmm mmm goodberry good">"Slow down, Tav! You'll make yourself sick!>"There will be plenty more Goodberry Pie for you later :)"
>>520960051That makes bigly sense, like there's actions he can forbid?
>>520959921It's true, try his story. You need a companion or another avatar. Rush to the grove or another big event and rest to trigger it
Why does Astarionsis spam Halsin cuck pastas?
>>520959895OP is halsin coded and you know how much he riles up some namefags>>520960298cute cute cute
>>520959921I thought that Cazador would know if he drank people blood. Not sure how but they have magic.
there are two types of toadcels>people who like really blunt autists, and fightersand>people who found out about shart being a whore and found a rebound that isn't manthara
>>520960394To win
>>520960394it's based
>>520960394You can spam Astarion cuck pastas...
>>520960394we love daddy halsin
>>520961271except he doesn't cuck, he's loyal
>>520960938cute
>>520959994they are way too easy to bait into having a melty
I think the decision to leave the spawn in theirbcells to suffer oit the rest of time in their cells is the funniest thing, because like there's basically like zero reason to do that besides just being like "Eh. I don't wanna deal with it" and so condemning 6999 people to suffer forever just because you don't care that much
i don't like the ending to the game.
>>520959994What is L
>>520961410I need Lae'zel on her knees before ascended Astarion and sex with the Emperor
>cuckedfucks go after mintharafag for telling the truth>now trying to go after frogchads (the only other honest character)I just think that's interesting!
>>520961506there’s an option to “punt the egg off the slide of the cliff” when the SoB woman asks if you have it
>I’m an honest victim. Like the namefag.I just think that’s interesting.
>>520962153HeheI think that only comes for the dark urge though I thought really I thought that
>>520961410me on the left
You couldn't believe her dismissive attitude."I'm not being needy," you protested, your voice rising slightly. "I'm just asking for a little attention. Is that too much to ask for?"Shadowheart huffed and stood up, crossing her arms over her chest. She moved closer to you, her eyes narrowed."You've been clingy and possessive lately," she accused. "I thought you trusted me."
I saw a todcel make Minthara in the Inzoi general.It was a todcel with a toad I’ve seen posted here.
>I saw [incoherent schizobabble]Huh?
>>520963320Makes sense. They like evil uggos
How to remove the "new mods detected" warning?
>>520963626What warning, when you try to load a save? Just save again with the new mods on there, they won't be new the next load
>>520963320>can make anything >make MintharaIt’s almost sad
>>520963426Seems like it was coherent enoughEat my dark hole
cute frog
>>520964472Is this before or after her lobotomy?
As you sit alone by the campfire, the laughter from Shadowheart and Halsin echoes around you. Gale appears beside you, noticing your solitude. He leans against a nearby tree, a smug smile on his face."I take it you've come for hyena ears?" he chuckles.
>>520964795
>>520963764I did that and it still shows the warning every time I load a new save/continue
>>520964908What is the cost of a single mortal life?
>>520958931look at those giant flipper like feet
>>520965213
Looking Haggard as ever my dear
Spaaaaaaaaaace
>>520965527my cute manwife
>>520963320Toadcel and minthara fag is the same person btw. Also is monk karlach good?
Sharties post out-of-game references to a developer or outright made-up fanfiction to deride other relationships.Toadcels post in-game screenshots of Shadowheart's dialogue.I find this interesting.
>>520965737there is only one poster and that is mea schizo replying to themselves trying to keep this zombie general alive
>>520965813hmmmm these things really makes one ponder
>>520965169Strange! Maybe in the mod manager, try either using the export load order to game option in the file, though I shpuld ask, are the mods working?
>>520965813What fanfiction
>>520966596>>520960550
>>520965813
>>520965887>entire character is being a wizard that pondered an orb too hardBravo, Larian
>>520966761this image implies sharties don't deserve it for lying
kissing Astarion
>>520965813Shadowheart never really acted innocent with the whole keeping secrets Shar thing and the manipulation vibe she had.People can read signals.
>>520965896I don't use the mod manager but yeah they are working
DAMN YOU SHADOWHEART HOW DARE YOU DREAM AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>520967136Very strange!
>>520964784i passed all checks dw
interesting
cute
>>520967321now post her act 3 banter with THAT guy
what companion could appreciate a small penised male tavsomeone that wouldnt hold such biological disadvantages against them
>>520967416shadowheart won't mind cause she'll just get it elsewhere
>>520967416shadowheart won't mind cause she's a polyqueen
>>520967416Lae'zel would compliment it, saying its an economical penis.
astarion is so silly and bad at flirting I love him
>>520967416Astarion unironicallyIf you become a half illithid and try to break up with him and use the reason that you're a gross monster now he gets mad at you because he doesn't care and that he loves you anyway, not despite what you are, but you as a whole
Avenger or fighter/druid multi for a melee druid in bg1+2?Spider form looks pretty sweet
>>520967627the joke being that the frog isn't attractive and no one would call her beautiful
>>520967627interesting, a variation i haven't seen before
>>520967786astarion would love you if you were a wormhe gets so much character development
Shadowheart is a spiritual virgin
>>520967786>>520967954Really makes one think
>>520967982now this is delusional shartfag cope
>>520967786Doesn't he break up with you if you totally squid out?
>>520967907And do keep giving her flowers when someone else gets to fuck her
Strang….
>>520968087Selune regrew her hymen and erased all her memories of sex
>>520968067the backhand pet EEEEEEEE im going to die
>>520967982It could work before act 3
>>520968216Shart lets you hold her hand as Halsin breaks past here cervix.That's what true love is.
>>520968174Idk I've never played the game but I think so, I read that it seems more like a business/ally relationship thing if you turn into a mindflayer
god i hope i don't die on this stupid fight i think bloodlust and flight will trivialize it but still
>>520968432>he killed her but he was cute i'm so jealous
>>520968732but I want him to kill me it's so hot
>>520968732>butAnon, that's the reason TO be jealous
>>520968732to be fair that caress on her face looked oddly romantic
>>520968461>I've never played the gamegrim
>>520969001
>>520968363Is that the gith in those frames?
is the new patch out yet? the one which adds more subclasses
>>520968908backhand touches are always hot
Shadowheart doesn't seem like she would put out alot when you and her get married. I don't mind marrying a hot whore slut but the whole point of doing that is to get sex all the time. I can think of zero reasons to date shadowheart.
>>520968795>>520968816Unsettling
>>520969441
>>520967257Todcelsbaka
Why is Shart angry when a vampire bites her? Goth girls are into vampires.
>>520969441I of course plan to live forever, but if you're gonna die, it should be worth something like making someone happy
>>520969859She only wears eyeliner she's not goth
>>520969859He's just a vampire spawn
Why does astarion look like a 40 year old man when he got turned into a vampire at 200 years old?
>>520969864He’s so fucking ugly
>>520969859Shart is a failed stacey not goth
>>520970067he wasn't even 200 when he died he was 39 lol
>>520970067What is this question
>>520970178>what cazador dicking does to a motherfucker
>>520970119he can be a lil ugly sometimes but I find it endearing
>>520970186Wait what, he only ever gives me lines about Laezel I think, how do you get rhe tastes of the others?
>>520970241Elves live for around 1000 years. Being 200 as an elf is the human equivalent of being 20. So why does astarion look like he is in he mid 40's when he became immortal in his 20's.
my dedicated hot goth BPD girlfriend
>>520970320maybe the magistrate job was rlly stressful idk
>>520970510I dont know, why are you asking me?
What race will best settle my AGP?I need to feel like a women.
>>520970446Wait, people play with full party? I never had more than 3 people in my camp.
>>520970446I only had Astarion, Lae'zel, and Shart in my camp
>>520970698Half-elf
>>520970417He’s pure ick to me
>>520970698Shadowheart
Astarion mourning the elven mid-life crisis he will never experience because he stopped aging at 39.
>>520970781>>520970792I always recruit every companion possibleI sometimes tell myself that I'd like be able to get more replayability if I did runs where I specifically only take specific people but them I remember that I will do the same thing over and over and over and not get voted so it doesn't matterI just love having big social groups in games like these so they can talk together and I can get eachothers opinions on eachother
>>520970143>failedWhy
elf only party
Astarion is the old gay man that I talk to sometimes but have to set boundaries with because he takes everything as an invitation to get closer
>pointy eared club>shart isn't invited
>>520971158lusts after halsin and not chad tav
>>520971436What's the purpose of the ear spikes?
I only had Astarion and Shadowheart when I played for the first time. No one else.
>>520967257I find it hard to believe Minthara would let a Gith sex him.
>>520971736based
>>520971754Minthara is a her
>>520970820hmm. I've never seen a sexier maneven my grandma is a simp
>>520971671for me to sensually tease
>>520968095You made your dream visitor cuter than your own character.
>>520971274Astarion+ Shadowheart+ Minthara + Jaheira. Had to spare Nightsong because dark haired Shadowheart would be too beautiful and stand out.
>>520971826proofs?looks like a mansounds like a manwalks like a manpees like a man
>>520971736I missed Minthara, Halsin, Jaheira, and Minsc my first playthrough
>>520971982Doesn't, doesn't, doesn't, remains to be seen
>>520971436>not inviting the half-humani should be complaining but i won't.
>>520971826Lets agree to disagree.
looks like a whoresounds like a whorewalks like a whoredreams like a whorekisses gnomes like a whore
>>520972178cute and canon
>>520971486>chad
>>520972091It's not an agree to disagree, you're just wrong, I am right
Guys I think we’re dealing with an AIDS riddled combinationa Toad/Drowcel
is bobby posting in this thread
Concept Astarion: hot guy in his 20s that likes girls but was forced by an abusive older man to have sex with men. Emotionally unstable and borderline evil, hates himself Official Astarion: closeted gay man in his 40s that considers himself a sex icon. Capable of loving only himself, shallow, callous, effeminate, permed
Still no proofs Minthara is a female.
Imagine, Minthara but a woman
>>520972471
>>520972471he flirts with shart way too much to be gay
>>520972518She is, talk to her ingame, plus Drow society is matriarchical >>520972575That picture is edited, that's not what the wikinsays, she isnt
>>520972575ohnononononono not like this...
>>520972721Nope that picture was taken from the wiki. Minthara has boy parts
>>520972765It's fake
whats more likely>minthara, a matriarch in a matriarchal society is a man>shadowheart, 40 years of honeypotting service in the sharrans is a whore
I wanted to play as Astarion on release day and the bear sex scene almost made me drop that idea. I romanced Shadowheart and Halsin struck again.
Neil said Astarion would bang Karlach, marry Shadowheart, and kill Wyll. Deep down he is a straight man
>>520972779No its not, thats not real, it's edited , this is the actual wiki
>>520972118ShadowWHORE
Minthara has a higher Testosterone count that Wyll, Gale and Astarion combined.
>>520972939Woah this picture looks edited
>>520972471I like both of these desu
>>520972970That isn't hard to do
>>520972939lmao seething so badly that you have photoshop like this
>>520972970her voice is deeper than all three
I feel like Astarion sisters often try to put on a show and appear even more unhinged and degenerate than they already are, like that one who fantasized about cutting a hole below her rib cage so it can be penetrated by Astarion. I don't know about you but it seems a little performative.
>>520973070>>520973125It's not edited that's real, go check the wiki
>>520972939You talk like a shartfag.
>has all of my party missing their attackswhat the fuck, I'm not even doing honour mode
>>520973175That wasn't about him that was just an unrelated fantasy telling about because someone asked about fetishizing breathing not being a thing
>>520973192Just checked>>520972575Real>>520972939Fake>>520973210Doesn’t Mintharafag use firefox……bro…..
>>520973309lets see the combat log
>>520972927All 3 based
born to late to explore the earthborn to late to explore spaceborn just in time to read big dick Astarion hyperspermia multi creampie breeding fics on ao3 god I love ao3
>>520973356No, the one you said is real is fake and the one you said was fake is real
Raphael is a Disney villianHe sings his own villian song
>>520973415Other way around I just checked the wiki.It says Male.
>>520973406>born to late to explore spacefuck ignore that I meant early oh fuck I meant too guess its time to kms
Stop the autism
What happened to the Stardew Valley sister?
durge is a disney princess btw
Minthara raped me with her twelve inch dong
>>520973769His*
>>520973692hi
>>520973546No
>>520973692She visited an STD clinic and found an Astarion irl and asked him to kill her because it's hot
>>520973978Yep
https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Pig>Occupation - Livestock>Race - BeastInformative, as always.
>>520973971Stop raping the local wildlife
>>520973992I never thought of the std clinic omg thank u I'll do some hunting there
>>520973971why did he bang a chimera?
>>520973971Whats Astarion doing by the fireplace
>Identity - Male
occupation: honeypotting WHORE
The problem with many Astarion sisters is that many don't mind sex-pest-adjacent shitposting.
>>520974501Even dominating shart like that cant make her stop thinking about goodberry
>>520974434I see the Astariontribe’s superiority has caused some hurt feelings
>>520974434>how dare you liking a character that I dislikeyou have never seen a vagina, Ao3 is filled with Astarion/Hal/Tav fics
Not enough Astarion x Jaheira fanfiction
>>520974810femcels that write yaoi fanfiction don't count as women
>>520974810You're free to like what you like, just saying you enable and sometimes contribute to the cancer that's killing the thread.
>>520975021I know you’re confused about what constitutes as a woman. You’ve stared at pictures of Minthara’s blown out pores for the last year
>>520956381Ranger sucksworse fighter, worse rogue, worse druid
>>520975229This isn't the thread to talk about gameplay. Nearly 300 posts of nothing, with no sign of stopping.
>>520975125>>520974434Why do you respond to shitposters and provoke them into shitposting more?Are you aware you are part of the cancer killing this thread?
>>520975125i know a lot of women who enjoy him quit being such a loser and try to learn a thing or two from him maybe that will fix your inceldom
>>520974962there's only 5 lol
ah yes that's the face of love
>>520975021Kill yourself
>>520975229Ranger is great! Ranger 5 Rogue 3 Fighter 4
>>520975450>Kill Gortash with her>she yells at me>beat her to death in camp and never resurrect herWhat a shitty character
>>520975576if you are compensating through multiclassing then its not a good class
>>520975714Thatd the joke!
Astarion sisters got bullied. Gale sisters bullied other girls. Wyll sisters gossiped about the bullies. Halsin sisters had no female friends
>>520975410Then leave, anon
>>520975856This "Galesister" will never fuck you
>>520975021could never really get into yaoi, would only read it if there were no other option. luckily for Astarion there's no shortage of femTav
>>520975450what racial phenotype is karlach
>>520975431Who or what provoked the shitposters that spend precious hours of their ever-shortening lives calling Minthara a man or Shadowheart a whore?
>>520975441Astarion and Shart only have 75 fics and Astarion and Laezel only have 29. Why are the straight ships so unpopular?
>>520975990shadowheart is a whore that is the truth. there is nothing wrong with repeating a truthminthara is not a man that is a lie. there is everything wrong with repeating a lie
>>520976054Straight fics are reserved for FemTav
>>520975990Minthara is a man and Shadowheart is a whore though
>>520976054laezel and shadowheart are boring
>>520975856real
>>520971931He is soooo fine. I even use my bf to imagine him instead.
>>520975181This this this
>>520975793how to make ranger better
>>520975908I earn a high income. I’m sure we can figure something out
>gilf jaheira x twink asstarionhmmm...
>>520976351Shadowheart/Laezel has 1026 fics
>>520976572How high?
>>520976592give astarion a femboy body and make him a trapforced to feminize by cazzy daddy
>>520976616How many Shart x Male Tav
>>520976592astarion isn't a twink he's jacked
>>520976760114 Lmao
>>520976592You wouldn't read poorly written smut about your grandma hooking up with an obnoxious boytoy.
>>520975021Dude have you seen the most popular romances, "women" don't play this game.
>>520977025based
>check shart x halsin on a03>barely 60 fanficsjohn on suicide watch
>>520975968Mediterranean or southern French.
>>520977382this is the most American take I have ever seen
>>520975968subsaharan
>>520977379they have no chemistry, all they do is talk about sex together, halsin/astarion actually makes sense
Exclude tags:MxMFxFTavTime to read fanfiction
I ship Astarion and Halsin because they’re both so gross and ugly that I find it funny
>>520977943>0 results
>>520977943Included tagsNonconOhhhhhhbaby
>>520977943So 0 fics then
>>520977139but he's the old man seducing a middle aged woman
>>520976054who tf would read character ships when you can read Astarion x femTav are you dumb
>/bgg/ - Favorite Ao3 Tags GeneralI'm out.
>>520978146it'll start like that but at the end of the day astarion is looking for someone new to hold his leash
>/bgg/ - Favorite Ao3 Tags GeneralI'm in.
>>520978194>Astarion x femTav The best couple
>>520976760men don't know how to write
>>520978194I only care about high quality official characters
>>520978227Good, we don't need you
>>520978515They can only AI generate shitposts.How sad.
>>520978559Astarion x Astarion??
>>520978694Unfunny and forced postSorry to tell you
Jaheira is older than Mystra
>>520975624pier scene is funnier she just dies and everyone goes "oh well, anyway"
>>520978741kill yourself by 7pm EST thanks
>>520978896What? Why?
>>520977569Post face
>>520978694canon
>>520978840That's wierd to think about how she lived through the time of troubles so she actually is older than the current version of mystryl.
>>520979295He imagines this when he kisses you
>click on first shart astarion fic i see>it's voyeur astarion watching shart masturbate on her periodto be honest this is exactly what i expected
>>520979851so this is the power of women writing...
>astarion fansonly talk about astarion>gale fansonly talk about gale>shadowheart fansonly talk about halsin
>>520979851this fic is not very good sort by kudos instead
>>520979851Of course most astarion fan fictions are like that, women like to feel beautiful when they are at ther most ugly and sinful.
>>520979851Hot
>>520980094shadowheart fans are actually halsin fans
>>520979851lol
Oh my God do NOT sneak through Wyrm's crossing without talking ti Gortash, we broke the game so bad it gave Wyll Dementia and it's started spreading to other companions. We snuck through and made it to the lower city to look for clues, qnd at a certain point while circling back Wyll started crying about his dad dying, which hadn't happened yet, so w3 went to go see if his dad was dead, to which we met Mizora who then told Wyll that his dad was dead, but that she could bring him back, so we went to find Wylls dad to see if he was dead and couldn't find him anywhere but assumed he must have so whateverWyll then forgot his dad died again, but relearning it after we killed Gortash and Mizora came to camp, and said "Wyll I'll bring back your dad if you become my slave" to which me and Co op person said "...what? No" because like his dad just died normally, it's not like his dad's soul is gonna go to hell or something To which afterwards, we talked to all the companions and them Wyll, and now being free of his pact after all this time... Wyll said literally nothing, he forgot again I think Also Karlach said "I can't believe Wyll sold his soul to save his dad" which he didn't doI think my game has down syndrome now!
>>520980302can't blame them
>thread devolved into erotica postingkill this thread plshow do i get jannies to delete bg3 threads going forward
>>520980345Act 3 is finished and good
>>520980493shadowheart's writer makes porn fics about lazezel and shadowheart on twitter though
>>520980392he just doesnt give a fuck about what you call yourself as he will fuck you anywayshe doesnt even understand what a tranny is
now this is good content not whatever shit that shadowheart fic is
Jaheira has no periods. It's pure love for Astarion
>>520980821This is somehow even worse than that Shadowheart one
>>520980821>it felt electric
>>520980821>Has Wyll in itBad fic
>>520980493It's almost fascinating how quickly the general can devolve into a free-for-all shitposting fest.
>>520980547What I just said sounds like the opposite of that though! I think, even though the quest itself broke bad enough that Wyll actually got Alzheimers, the moat confusing part is the dilemma. His dad didn't die of like unnatural "his destiny was cut short", or like he's like gonna go to hell instead of wyll, he just died normally so it's a question of lime "Should Wyll sell his soul to hell forever to give a 60 year old man 10 more years of life" and like thatd insane, no
>>520981179>Wyll is only there to get cuckedbucked and broken
>>520981306act 3 is a literal parody of BG3, if larian writers don't take the game seriously neither should the fandom
Karlach MOMMY BARBARIAN SEX she fucks me so hard I SCREAM I LOVE HER she empowers her pussy WITH LOVING RAGE she pins me down and I can't resist MY PELVIS IS BROKEN then I start to cry and SHE VIOLATES MY ANUS once I'm collapsed on the ground and my body is twitching she AGGRESSIVELY TOUNGE KISSES ME and last but not least she puts me on top of her naked body and PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY BEAR HUGS ME until I pass out.
>>520981492based
>>520981492this as a female Tav
What if karlach used her barbarian strength the jelq your dick so that way it would be bigger and she would stop laughing at you for being small.
shadowheart and i in a tent togethershe is laying down naked and i get on top of her for intercoursei put my pp in shadowheart cunnyshe laughs and then apologizes as i swear I hear something mutter like "its not as big as halsin"i bear with it and grunt and push once and come and then pull out exhausted ignoring the astonished and dissapointed look she is giving mewhisper in her ear that we all have our secrets and regrets in the darkness and lady shar intended fall asleep holding a statue of selune in another bedrollthe end
>>520982457better written than wyll bg3
>>520981449You're right. I was just quoting the devs.
>>520983007Wow
Why do all karlach fags want karlach to rape and break them like beta males?
>>520983389MOMMY BARBARIAN ALPHA FEMALE SEX
>>520983632MOMMY BARBARIAN LOVING AND CUDDLY SEX
KARLACH DESTROYING MY ANUS AND MAKING FUN OF ME WHEN I CRY
>>520983389She seems like a very vulnerable person. She gives no dommy mommy energy. I think the game could've benefitted from a girl boss character. The closest we have is Jaheira.
Some of you shitposters are alright.Don't go to the emerald grove tomorrow.
>>520983884zrell was supposed to be a companion but they didn't have enough time to add her or ketheric
>>520984007why did they not wait to finish the game
>>520981449Wyll's quest is often broken like this. Not because of you running past Gortash. And it's better to make him Mizora's slave. He has no option to decide for himself in his own quest. Better to have a person who will do it for him. Imagine a duke who always asks others how to rule.
>>520984150market forces are capricious bests and they were hitched to the chimera that is WotC
>>520984274imagine another year of development and the amount of goodberry we could have had
>>520984150starfield was scaring them off lmao
>>520984420I'm just hopeful that the space game is Swen's magnum opus. I have faith in him.
>>520984421they spent too much time on different vulva and penis typesbesides what god in forgotten realms demands foreskin removal
>
hmmmmm goodberries
>>520984420they were just rewriting good parts and making it worse. also making the game trans friendly. glad they released it sooner
>>520984759Did anyone add it to fanfiction?
>>520984165Holy crap I never even noticed that!
>>520984842why waste time doing that seems pointless
good news everyone
>>520985387we read all of them
>>520985387This is the kino that Larian rewrites and unfinished acts give us.
>F3>halsin>1/27
>>520985387Did you just write 2?
act 1 is overrrrr i was carrying so many unsold blunt weapons and i just threw them at grym until he died. i used mud mephits to pull him around and keep him distracted and that was it lolact 2 is going to be easy i think im ready
I can beat Halsin one on one.Don't know what Shadowhore sees in this chump.
This thread should be split in two. First thread for gameplay discussion. And second thread for simps where you can post all the horny stuff to your heart’s content.
>>520986356this general is the best it's been in a long time
People only play this trite because it's a porn game
>>520986183>I flew away and threw objects at him until he died cute
lae'zel is funnyminthara is a trannyjaheira is a granny
>>520986538and
>>520986664Minthara is not a tranny
There are certain classes that you will never be as good as compared to a companionAstarion will always be a better rogue than you because of his vampirism happy bonus, and especially in his ascended formKarlach will always be a better barbarian because of her soul coin abilityWyll will always be a better warlock because of the cool gear he gets from MizoraMinthara will always be a better paladin because of her soul branding ability and the extra tadpole abilities she start with
>>520986664>minthara is a trannytrans people can be that cute?!
>>520986784No, and she's not trans
>>520986862>she's not transwell she is ugly and bad character then
>sheBut I read the wiki????Minthara identifies as male
>>520987159ftm
>>520986976She's not ugly either but even if she was being ugly doesn't make you less of a woman
>>520987324Yes it does, look at Astarioncels
>>520986782The game hints at Astarion as the main character. I did that and totally dominated all dialogue checks with his +1 to all dice rolls.
>>520987159Thats not a thing
>>520987324minthara being trans is an improvement for him
>>520987324it's because men are inherently ugly
>>520987415What?
>>520987491She's not trans
>>520987492people love ugly men like astarion and halsin
>>520987492OkayThat had nothing to do witb what I said because Minthara is a woman but good job shoehorning that in, very proud of you
>>520987710>Minthara is a womannot canon
Wyll is a better sex partner thzn astarion and gale
>>520987684both are 10/10 they are exceptions
>>520987610>>520987275
>>520987851That is canon, She's a woman ingame and in lore and everything
>>520986183Gay but based
>>520988012Nah
>>520987880but they really arent and are only 10/10 to youthey are ugly and terrible characters to normal non deluded humans
This thread is really difficult to read when you guys respond to shitposters
>>520988226sure thing daddy
>>520979851Do you think Tav lets him drink from her when aunt flow visits?
>>520988226Trvth nvke
>>520988389>400 posts in, but there is barely any shadowheart depressing desu
>>520988432cute and canon
>>520956381New to the game and so far want to kill every companion.Is their content really worth it because everyone is kind of mean to me and I don't like it.You can get custom made companions but no story right to fill for them?
>>520989008>Is their content really worth ityes
>>520989008To clarify I met Shadowheart, Astarion, and Lae'zel.I dont like the Astarion guy because he threatens me.Shadowheart act like she wants to work together but then gets then speak to you in a bitchy way.Lae'zel green lady just tells you what to do and don't like her.
>>520989351>Lae'zel green lady just tells you what to do and don't like her.you would be wise to listen to her, she is the only companion who doesn't lie to you
>>520989351they undergo character development and won't stay mean forever
>>520989778all except the toad she stays forever retarded
>another lie since froggy goes through the best character arc
When will /bgg/ make a modded custom campaign?
>>520990118>she goes from blindly following the authority to blindly following the authority wow at least tav can roll dc30 to stop her from running off with orpheus
>he didn't play the gametale as old as time
>>520987894She's not that either
>>520990173After patch 10
>>520990649who are you quoting
>toadcels think Lae’zel is a complex character Sad
Wyll is the most complexly written character
>>520993023Now you're getting it
>>520980627grim but true
>>520993578Is this the same Corcoran that >>520956628 was talking about?
>>520994283are you new
Reminder that Lae’zel chooses you for GHAIKification over Orpheus and does not offer herself as a potential sacrifice Shadowheart demands that you not go through with it Gale pleads with you to let him be the sacrifice instead Karlach volunteers herself as the sacrificeWyll does ??? because I’ve never used him and never will Astarion tells you not to do it because it’s icky
>>520990173we're too low IQ for that
>>520994356Depends on what you mean but probably yes, why?
>>520956381https://files.catbox.moe/ttw8a0.mp4
how does anyone seriously think this is hot
>>520994906john does
>>520994356I was in thread at launch for awhile but I got stuck at moonrise towers and stopped playing to stopped playing eventually but I decided to retry the game so I've been posting again so yes I think probably
>>520994372>Lae'zel voluntarily becomes a mindflayer Can't have that, it would be a real character arc
>>520994906It’s all pretend
In your opinion, does a d20 initiative mod improve or worsen game balance?
>>520994283>>520995310The "John" and "Kevin" that get shitposted about relentlessly are the writers for Shadowheart and Lae'zel respectively. Yes, that is the same Corcoran.
>>520995920Thank yoy
>>520994906i know right, toad is so hideous
Patch 8 when I'm tired of waiting
>>520997038they've got two interns working on the patch please understand
>>520995797>>520975410
>>520997534And they're both kissing instead of working
>>520995797I use it and I like it, turns tend to be less clumped, I think they did the d4 to show off their fancy "take turns at the same time" thing, but ultimately it's more interesting if it's a more even spread of turn order and like so like that'd like rarer, or more impactful whenit DOES happen (or you make it happen by killing people inbetween two of your people!)That said I don't care I'm just here to talk about sex, whats your favorite mouth?
do people really have issue with initiative in game?
>>520998968Nah not like enough to be frustrated by it but like it's fun to try stuff closer to like the tabletop plus likeIdk it's been years, it's just to see what things can be tweaked and how it feels, sometimes you take a different route on your walk, it doesn't mean you like have an issue with where you usually go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZyhB1-Yb4U
>>521011414Rolan is literally me
>>521011562rolan is a vibe i love his eyeliner
>Rolan wears eyelinerWe’re cooked
I am literally Barcus Wroot
>>521013191:/
>>521013426;(
Shar is a nigger
>"No! You don't have to do this!""I don't have to, but I will...Hmm, Will... I'm thinkin I like that name"
>>521020769That word is unacceptable in /bgg/
>>521026848People can talk about shar whenever they want
Sigh…
best /bgg/ thread of 2025 so far
Btw you have to give the eye back too, Wyll
>>521013426Me on the right
>>520994906astarion is unironically the only attractive character in this gamei'm saying this as a straight maneveryone else is just mid or fucking uglyand lae'zel and manthara are just repulsive
idk if i can complete act 2 rn but i'm going to try
>>521030375You owe me sex
any good mod to deuglify karlach?
It hurts me to say this, Swen, but if you don't release the Patch by the end of the week I won't be buying your space game.
>>521030851Karl is fine she has a rugged barbarian handsomeness to her
If you like women who are "ruggedly handsome" you are gay.
>>520990612She's a good goyanki
>>521029167If you value shitposting and the absence of discussion in a gacha general, maybe.
John Corcochad
Mizora is better than wyll no cap
>>520981451>constantly thinking about wyll during sexwhatever you prefer
Fly me to the moon Swen Vincke
Why are the moonrise prisoners so retarded?>beat the warden and her shitty guard patrols>open up wall so they can run to boat>fight ends>immediately they all run ahead of me, to the entrance of the prison where 3 guards are waiting to kill them
Cuckbros... They're making fun of us again
Waifus, HusbandosLove & Harmon-What the fuck is going on here
>>521048804Iron throne prisoners are also retarded. Sometimes they will run in completely incorrect directions and get themselves drowned for no reason whatsoever.
Now THIS is what a real drow woman should look like.
>>521060097toadcels were denied a thread so they are throwing a tantrum
I liked concept art minthara better
havent followed the game much since i heard patch 8 was about to release like 4 months ago. how is it now that it's out? which sub is the most fun?
>>521061320Mhm, not really, but more power to you for liking big muscle mommies I guess!Minthara is a noble drow, I don't see her sweating and lifting weights: instead, sitting on her noble and plump buttocks, openly plotting against her family during a dinner, that would have been interesting. Although the journey from Menzoberranzan to Moonrise Tower could be a game with a story in itself, thinking about the obstacles and the path she has taken.>>521061723>Minthara is the funniest drow I know.Anon, is this a sick "drow humour" joke right? Patch 8 is not out yet...>>521061390Who would have ever thought...
>You want my Patch 8? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you just have to find it!
>>521062260An ARG you have to solve before they release the patch. Feels 2010 Valve-ish.
why didn't they add new dungeons alongside the new subclasses?
Patch 9 adds dhampir ending
>>521062530>new patch for a Dungeons and Dragons game>no new dungeons>no new dragonsbaka honestly
5 results for "dhampir factory", 2 are from this thread. I came here to discuss it.
>>521054514Some one make a mod where shart's tent gets a chair outside of it that you can sit at of a night once Halsin joins the camp.
>>521064557>shart's tent gets a chair outside of itIt's already in the game. She says several lines when you sit there.
>>521064557Daddy Halsin is so lucky
>>521064831lmao really?
>>521065119
Why "goodberries"? It makes no sense.
>>521066884kek
>>521068415they're magic berries that are good for (you)
>>521068415yummy juicy berries
Shadowheart: Odd that you're fighting Ketheric Thorm again, only this time with a warrior of Lady Shar at your side.Halsin: They say that history does not repeat, but it does rhyme, now and again. This is a rather unharmonious example.Shadowheart: Indeed. 'Shadowheart and Halsin, Sharran and Bear. Who would have dreamt of an alliance so rare'.Halsin: Like I said - unharmonious.
>>521073006this guy entire's personality revolves around turning into a bear
>>521048804they are bound to the path opened first so if you open the cells before breaking the wall they try to leave through the tower 1. give wulbren his hammer 2. open cell 2 3. talk to him that's it you don't need to speak to anyone or do anything else
I love when fanart is faithful to the characters
>>521073825>DO NOT USE>still uses it
>>521068415Mmmm goodberries
>>521073825pic unrelated i assume
>>521073949Frogs can't read properly
>>521073671Did you finish Act 2 yet?
*posts art*This one is from my personal collection… donut steel seriously guys. No really. Personal use only. You can look but don’t touch. Don’t save it. Please. Please! STOP IT’S FOR MY USE ONLY STOP. STOP!!!!!!
>>521074909Unironically yeahDon't repost it
>>521074909probably asking AIjeets to not steal it and slopify it with prompts
If you repost art without permission you go to hell forever btw
>>521075318People who put those warnings on their art are super retarded
>>521075050Kek
>>521075409Their soul is secure from the eternal fires of hell though atleast
>>521075318
>>521029167The slopswine seems to agree - it's right at home when there's worthless garbage to be spammed.
>>521075729This will be you in 35 years
ew it replied to me gross>Hide>Apply
>womanlet lae'zelits so fucking over
>>521076694baldurs gate women be kinda tall
>>521074702no i have the githyanki all of the plant monsters and half of moonrise left to kill then the gauntlet :cry:
>>521077257they all share the same bodytype, minthara would be 5'3 and Laezel 6 feet tall if it used canon race heights, I hope the next game manages to allow the player to tweak their toon's height
>>521077560they couldnt scale them up or down like 10-20% each? animation issues perhaps
>>521077241hot
>>521077241Thank you for sharing this
>>521077241Saved its over for you
>>521077773100%
Does anyone know if the new Giant berserker thing stacks with the elixir of the colossus and the giants layer sword for like x3 gigantogiganormousness?
>>521076694i want durge minsk halsin and karlach to rough me up in sexual violence
>>521075318What about subhumans that joke about Astarion being sexually abused?
>>521079083I have literally never seen anyone do thay
>>521075729I give you lifetime permission to repost that<3
>>521079083https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/499537401/#499560139You're right that it wasn't a person.
>>521079290based
>>521079083Special circle of Hell where they are constantly bibberboned.Supervised by Haarlep!
>>521080871bibberbased
>>521079501ok but what about egg'zel
What does monk do?
>>521081335Yes
>>521081597but where?
>>521081592Punches stuff, has a resource that you use for special martial arts moves
>>521081592beats shit up
>>521081794>>521081860its unarmed only?no ranged options
>>521082050i think the magic monk has some ranged options but then youre playing magic monk which is quite poopy if i recall correctly
>>521082312i just want to use scimitars in both hands and don't know what class would be best for it
>>521082582fighter
>>521082582Are you okay with multiclassing? If so, probably (imo, I'm not very smart) 3 levels in Rogue to unlock thief, which gets you an extra bonus action to swing offhand more, and then like the rest in like fighter (for action surge and general martial strength), or ranger (hunters mark gives you an extra d6 on every attack while you focus down one person with your swords)You could also obviously like stick with all levels in thief but like I don't think that's the thing you're going forStarting with thief though means you won't be able to dual weird scimitar immediately though since I believe they like don't have the proficiencies and like they aren't light, so you have to use that one feat for itI forget how pact of the Blade warlock works with dual weilding but you could line try that too instead
>>521083747scimitars are light
>>521083970YayI thought they weren't for some reason
>>521083747Pact of the blade only affects the main hand and would not have proficiency in off-hand without multiclassing. Thief is nearly mandated for dual wield to get the extra bonus action.
>>521082582drizzt cosplayer
why is it only origin shart that gets a cutscene like this
>>521084762some writers ship them
>>521084509Strange, they should change that, but I guess it means thagives a little more class identity
>>521084762>>521084917And people say the ship has no basis...
>>521085105no people say that this ship sucks
>>521085040You also need the fighting style to add the proficiency damage to offhand as well.Dual wielding has just too many barriers to it for it to work well except for fighter/ranger imo.
>>521085105Shadowheart has this with everyone. Yurishitters are the loudest and you don't know about others
how do you respond without sounding mad
>>521082715we were robbed
>>521085519Well my sword here says your head is coming off githnigger.
>>521085451Falling in love with a gith has to be extra ironic for Shadowheart, so no, she doesn't have this with everyone.
>>521082582its been a while since ive played bg3 but iirc there isn't really a martial class that is explicitly better or worse for dual wielding. thief gets an extra bonus action at level 3 for an extra off hand attack, but other martials get two-weapon fighting and an extra real attack at level 5.anons will suggest dipping into 3 different classes to make a good all-rounder but personally i think it's much more fun to commit to a more specific build. then maybe get your 3 levels of rogue for the bonus action at the end of the game.here are some build ideas for (you)>college of swords, full dex, very fun and fits your character archetype perfectly>wildheart barbarian, full strength, poison/bleed build, tiger aspect at level 6 to deal extra strength damage you can also do the stat stick build (tm), where you get Dual Wielder and wield 2 really good weapons with on-hit effects or stats on them, such as Shattered Flail in the offhand or bleed/poison weapons (though this requires some prior game knowledge)
The guy who has a meltie whenever John and Kevin make their dollies kiss is the funniest regular in this general
>>521085694don't forget to get BOOOOOOOAAAL bonus if you're going for bleed
>>521085776the way they ship them is kind of gross i m o
>>521073323And sex
>>521085776Most of the "melties" mentioned here are either fabricated or self-started, then blamed on a group of characterfags, or on this or that poster. An actual, observable meltdown is when the swine cries about the namefag over four posts.
>>521086123Larian ships Karlach with Wyll and hardly anyone cares about it
>>521086331bro got cooked
>>521086459I don't know what a wyll is but it sounds very ugly and boring
Why am I not enough for you, Karach? I even let you fist my ass. Why did you go with Wyll?
>>521086331I always find it funny they make the Narrator say the same line but with a different name 10 times
>>521084762She's the writer's pet
>>521086459They because karlach was clearly designed to be a bull dyke.
>>521086706Will is the most handsome and masculine companion.He even has a ___
Any rough estimate for when patch 8 is coming out?
>>521087062a fortnight trust the plan
>>521087171to slow the spread right?
>>521087062laria is busy cooking kino
>>521086331fallback wound flare cutscene so only the laezel romance line is possible without using cheats
>>521086459Rather Karlach get with Dammon
>>521087378t. dammon
>>521087329>bird menwhat is this some turian rip offflooooooooooooooooserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrslarian is full of hacks
>>521086814This actor enjoyed it
>>521087705this is so grossick
>>521087796I know right. Town bicycle
I speak for all femanons when I say this butAstarion gives me the ick...Now Wyll thats a handsome man to dream about.
>swineGuess it’s one of those self caused meltdowns
>>521087705this is so hotmmfm
>reaching end of co op campaign>getting sad because they hate replaying games and I won't be able to experience it with them again as different classesI wish more games had different feeling class mechanics like this game
>>521087970male you are a male
>>521082715this is hot
>>521087348uh oh meltie. my ship is so not special... quick, I need to make something up
>>521088185Im as female as Minthara is.
the draw toward Astarion is inherently biological. I know a few trans men who like him sure, but not a single trans womanjust an observation
>>521088601only laezel can be put in a dating state before one long rest so yes its true
I want to talk about bisexual tiefling female warlocks and their fiend pact daddies.
>>521085519I use my telepathic ability to show him mental images of me crushing lae'zels cunt with my dwarf cock
>>521087329>describe the creatures you created>talks about dicks>nothing else
she dreamt about WHAT
Astarion is the shadowheart of female romances, he is made for fake gooners that read vampire romance novels slop and is just an uglier edward from twilight. Wyll and Halsin are for true mentally ill femcel gooners.
>>521089037What is a fake gooner?
I miss the drama about halsin bear form being bestiality
>>521089152females
>>521089037stop gatekeeping gooning faggot
>>521089209That makes no sense
>>521089251Fake gooner post.
>>521089174Based
Characters don't have to be for whatever, they can just be people and like you can line theymm, they aren't like boy toy trucks vs girl toy dolls, they're characters in a story/real lifeYou don't have to compartmentalize and categorize everything
>>521088989he's a hack, I literally can't think of a single well written line coming out of halsin or shadowheart's mouth
>someone mentions a male companion romancing shart>starts spamming yuri pictures>claims someone else has a melty
>>521089298females dont have penises and cant goon
>>521089506Huh? Where is anyone spamming anything?
>>521089603Obviously but like that's not what that means at all its not like a word specific to that
>>521089607I noticed it several times this April.
>>521089725if you cant get an erectionyou cant goonedging is a process of gooning
>>521089603where in the definition is a penis mentioned
>>521089421>they're characters in a story/real lifeThey aren't real this a video game. These are characters meant to specifically appeal to certain types of people, this isn't like a old school rpgs were you can have actually just piece of shit irredeemably evil companions for role playing reasons. All baldurs gate 3 companions were designed to be romancable dollies.
>>521089907if you cant understand then you are retardedwomen cant goon
>>521089905you can edge as a female you stupid fuck. you literally stop rubbing your clit when you feel it close
>>521088868this scene triggers randomly. you were lucky to get it so soon
>>521090071a clit isnt a penis and penis isrequired to goon an edgeits a male thingthats why they are fake gooners becasue they are pretending to be males
>>521090071you're talking to a gam who has never interacted with a clitoris in his life
>>521089905None of thag requires a penis
>>521090260that's true
>>521089952Videogames is real life
>>521090071teach me
Male sexuality is the only valid sexuality anything else is just a jokethats why women are not legitimatethey cant goonthey arent taken seriously as lesbiansthey are a jokethey cant even orgasm
I'm ready! :D After like 4 hours I'm ready!..Do I look ready?
>>521090562I was literally typing "How long until someone says the female orgasn is a myth, take your bets now" when you posted this
>>521090604No. Click on Wyll first.
>>521090562>they cant even orgasmnigga has never made a woman cum, sadyou have failed as a man
>>521090139it's a fallback woundflare that can trigger in 2 places. any regular wound flare will cause that scene not to play
True gooner FACTNVKE incoming:Women can't be real gooners because they can get sex whenever they want. To be a true gooner you have to go YEARS without sex or be a VIRGIN to unlock the true depravity of your sexuality to the point you are jacking off to bbc futa x tiefling femboy rape dungeon porn.
>>521090604THERE IT IS THE BISEXUAL TIEFLING WARLOCK WITH A FIEND PACT DADDY
>>521090754Kill yourself
>>521090671>>521090703its true thoughalso there are no females in this threadits just a bunch schizo men yelling at each other
>>521090107cute
>>521090604I'm proud of you anon. Your first character is an important moment. Enjoy the game.One thing I wish I knew my first time is that you can long rest a lot. There's only several quests throughout the entire game that care about the passage of time. There are camp scenes that wait for you to long rest, and you can miss some of them if you long rest sparingly, which is what the narrative of the game suggests you do so it's counter-intuitive.
>>521090920No, and you're retarded
>>521091204post tits and timestamp
rule 1 of using the internet as a woman is don't let anyone know you're a womanthe moment you use a feminine name or tag you lose respect and get weirdos who are like AWOOOOGAH GIRL GIRL GIRL be my gf pls
>>521091294I didn't say anyrhing about my sex one way or the other, just that you're retarded, which you are
>>521091694post female orgasms and time stamp
>>521091641What the hell is a "feminine nametag" online? "Oh you used too many L's, thats so slutty, kill yourself"
>>521091641Only hideous women would be on this board. They might as well be men
>>521091760What??
>>521090726so only you are so gifted to avoid other triggers
>>521091795idk something with princess or girl or a girl name
>>521091836manthara defenders are ugly women who worry that if manthara is considered a man that theyre next since theyre worse looking
>>521090107OWO
>>521091059Where the fuck were you? I thought you were dead.
>>521092574BASED
>>521090107You are fucking disgusting and I am ashamed that some have started to refer to you as the "Galesis."
>>521091987she gets a woundflare by longresting so its gotta be done really quick. you gotta avoid practically everything since a lot of npc convos and environments cause woundflares and go straight to the right spot. laezel can be put into a dating state before a single long rest so iirc shes the only one the romance line works with unless theres some other way i overlooked
>>521090604She's alright.
>>521092918edging makes the orgasm stronger you retard, QUALITY > quantity
>>521092918First of all, that's not even true, second of all, that has nothing to do with "optimization". It's not a debate, you're just wrong on the definitions and how things work
Halsin
>>521093596d-d-daddy.....
>>521090754Your porn-rotted drivel isn't BG-relevant because you posted a picture of Imoen. Fuck off.
Yeah my sex-ed was porn, how could you tell?
>>521093727Actually it's baldurs gate related because I mentioned tieflings
>>521092724Galesis is the only poster that isn’t talking about penises, orgasms, sex, or Halsin however
Yeah my sex-ed was Halsin romance
>>521093902If the so-called "Galesis" feels more comfortable romancing a male drow, then maybe she doesn't like Gale that much.
I'm Astarionsister and my favorite topics here are rape and dhampirs.
it's not casual sex it's called diplomatic contact
Sven himself openly admits baldurs gate 3 was designed to be a extremely sexual game and reposts bg3 porn all the time. if you don't like sex talk you don't belong here.
>>521094242based dhampir babies
>>521094242How do you feel about the worthless pig fuck joking about Godey sexually abusing Astarion? Does it get you off?
How many times did gortash rape karlach
>>521094583I'm the other sister but idc
>>521093727>Imoen isn't BG-relevantThe absolute state of Larian shills.
Shadowheart got raped and the memories of it got removed, but Shar purposefully left the feelings of discomfort and anxiety around men to make her life more difficult without her knowing why
>>521093727What makes his cooomer porn post less on topic than all the ones that mention astarion?
>>521095107and then she met Halsin and all those feelings went away<3
i think after 2 years the biggest stupidest gorilla baboon googoo gaga mistake they made with this game was introducing illithid powers >"hey the brain eating monsters that mind control people put a parasite in your head. heres why thats a good thing" t. the suspicious dream wife>"bro just put more brainworms up your nose its awesome bro, trust me im not lying" t. brain eating monster (formerly lied about being a dream wife)did anyone NOT feel like it would have terrible consequences to use the illithid powers? it becomes even more obvious that it just narratively doesn't work when even your own party members possess this common sense and refuse unless you force them. it's even stupider that there's actually no consequence regardless, and the devs kinda just expected you to roll with it like it's a video gamey bing bing wahoo boost to your charactermethinks they should have scrapped the illithid powers entirely and just make them into bhaalspawn powers. at least then you can reasonably assume that gaining those powers aren't a direct threat to your life expectancy
>>521090604You look just like my Tav but shes purple wow....
>>521095237>the baldurs gate game should do something that's a staple of baldurs gate games To much to ask from sven.
it's just for fun chill>>521093902ty
>>521095219Who do you think raped her in the first place? He was trying to figure out how to avenge the Shadow-cursed lands and he found an injured Shar worshipper.
Just bought this game, I like open relationships and orgies who should I romance?
>>521095668stop trying to cope it was purely consensual
>>521095710WithersWhat did you think him and the hirelings were doing while you weren't at camp?
>>521095724This is how it feels to reach act 3
>romancing gale
>>521095107Stop trying to victimize Shadowheart. She has no qualms about sex or men. If anyone has raped her its probably Viconia.
ShadowWHORE.
>>520973692>>520974434>>521094786>>521094183>>520973971Kys, you look like this
>>521096717You have a fat woman fetish
>>521096875>>521096875>>521096875
>>521096717She's pretty though
Holy fucking meltaroni
>>520956381Thoughts?
>>521095237My guess is that they planned for some big moment in Act 3 to finally hit you back but when Act 3 finally entered production, they realized it wasn't in the cards anymore due to restraints.In my mind, the easiest thing would've been to simply add some [good] and [selfish] tags some choices and that gobbling tadpoles adds a DC check to the good option and that gets more difficult the more tadpoles you've consumed and you're really pushed into the selfish option.It would be funny if Viconia offers you aid in return for betraying Shadowheart and saying no is suddenly locked behind a DC20 because why would a 5D chess playing half-illithid take on an entire Sharran cloister for a single Selunite cleric, if you can just throw the Selunite under the bus, avoid the fight and get the aid of said Sharran cloister.
>>520967416Gale because he would already be the top of the relation regardless
>>521098608tieflings should be clothed at all times. monstrous creatures
