Previous: >>521132138>Download - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/en-us/home>3.2 Preview Page - https://act.hoyoverse.com/sr/event/e20250328version-ebbbcb/index.html>Version 3.2 Trailer: "Through the Petals in the Land of Repose"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU8SpZhnpt0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L10fx_RpW4>Castorice Trailer — "Epitaph"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FPvfC8g6-Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpg8NTpdpcI>Animated Short: The Long Night of Serenityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASoKhMbUFV0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYhpE1qpv3s>Golden Epic PV: "Life Awakens from the Night"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlEeCK3yp54https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irRjMAiYFz0>The Kitchen is a Battlefield! "The Grand Restaurant"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYHoUauG1GEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iziqx4pTWM>Current Character Banners: (Castorice, Fugue, Jiaoqiu, Acheron + Pela, Gallagher, Lynx)>Current Light Cone Banners: Make Farewells More Beautiful (Remembrance), Long Road Leads Home (Nihility), Those Many Springs (Nihility), Along the Passing Shore (Nihility)https://www.hoyolab.com/article/38107267>New Drip Marketing:>Hyacine (5* Wind Remembrance) - https://www.hoyolab.com/article/37829636>Cipher (5* Quantum Nihility) -https://www.hoyolab.com/article/37847459>Redeemable Codes - https://hsr.hoyoverse.com/giftLS342LYLC5FPSTARRAILGIFTHSRCASTORICEFAREWELL>/hsrg/ Tools & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/hsrg-resources-14>/hsrg/ Thread Templatehttps://rentry.org/hsrg-thread-template-14
Anaxagoras WON
she solos Teyvat and Genshin verse btw
>Blitzes your favorite character
>>521145118>discussion happens when story leaks are postedThis your new cope for amorphslop? Penacony had insanely fast threads every time a patch dropped. Firefly's myriad celestia alone gave us one hour threads.
lol
>>521145289teyvat has like 5 hertas
i love my professor
>>521145289Don't care, still not rolling
Huh...maybe Daniel doesn't think of MC as a living being and more of a bad jokes machine
I love my Herta and Tingyun
The verdict is out!Amphoreus is indeed garbage
>Edo star will be generic Sci-Fi when it could be Bubble Era Japan
Castorice probably wrote about Phainon impregnating Mydei atleast once and for that? Based
I have no idea how this event works, I'm just clicking shit.
>>521145401>8 hours of shitDont they have an editor or something???? What is this shit
Hyacine LoveShe is my shining star!Searching for Hyacine videos on BiliBili, found two sloppa videoshttps://files.catbox.moe/up66vw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/1fd26i.mp4
>>521145401>3.2 lasts longer than Tectone's marriageLOL
>>521145312Yeah and none of it had anything to do with the story. Nice revisionism though
>>521145289Herta bros can you share your thertas? I'm wondering why is mine so mid even though the relic scores are like decent ish?
Let's take ibuprofen together
We got 10 TikTok hours
3.2 is even worse than 3.0At least Nikador/Gnaeus was pretty cool. 3.2 has no hype moment, boss, or anything
Mydeimos is Sun Devourer's tailor-made baby factory
>>521145401>BaldKarentone and Hoodtone
one thing I like about pagfly is that at least she doesn't write homoshit fanfiction about fagturine and dr.homo
Why did Castorice fail to meet sales expectations?
>>521145521>ATK% bodyWhat the fuck are you doing?
>>521145289Herta loves Caelus
>>521145521>64% crit rate in combatAnon, you're supposed to have like 95%.Your speed is also doing nothing. Either hit the 133.4 breakpoint or don't hit anything at all.
>>521145576But bro your Castuhrice?
>still no EN VA>SAG AFTRA bullshit still ongoing>tfw don't want to switch VA language because Mem is cute and Gnaeus is kinoDeath to america
>>521145521your crit is way too low, change that body piece
>>521145595She doesnt know them, she must write about RenHeng
>>521145473They cut out all fighting, traversing, and puzzles except for boss fights. So that's just the story content itself.
Threadly reminder, this girl is the cutest specimen in Amphoreus and I would give her the world.
>>521145595neither did castoriceaventurine and ratio aren't homos either
>>521145520>Yeah and none of it had anything to do with the story.I'm sure every single patch having 1 hour threads somehow had no story discussion. Nothing about melties about Aventurine's SOB backstory or theorizing timeloops. Nope, not at all.
Why is cipher shaking her butt at the enemy
>>521145401Caelus won!
>>521145401I thought people said it was 3 hours.
>>521145661I'm worried that Trump is going to get us into a trade war and the rail pass will go up...
i regret rolling _____
>>521145521
Does AI write the story in Hoyo games? I'm starting to think so, no way any sane person can write all this dialogue.
>>521145580Sex with Mydei could've saved trillions of lives
I'm having a buyer's remorse
>>521145745Yeah, it really didn't. This thread's always been the same shit.
>>521145401FVAAAARRKKK GODtone I kneel
>>521145667>>521145627>>521145612well fk me, I guess I should go back to the mines and get her what she deserve. More crit, less speed if I cant hit 133,
>3.2 patch>Anaxagoras and Castorice patch>Garden of Avalon background and Mydei are the only good parts about it???
>>521145534Wife!
Wow a D-! That’s… a failing grade…Yeah, this story sucks
I'm new here, the fuck is Tiktok hours?
>>521145797Digital services are affected by tariffs?
Anaxa and Aven would be friends if they meet
>>521145894Anaxa was kino though, wdym
>>521145817Worse. Shaoji and his students wrote it. More words = more salary = more content = more$$$ = execs are happy
I clapped when Raiden Bonsenmori Mei showed up
>>521145894He is just that good
It is time to admit that Amphoreus is carried by Mydei's aura and everything fell on its face the moment he exits
>>521145932dont worry trump is gonna fix that soon with his next announcement.
>>521145817Uhhh was this posted on gig and later on Reddit or it was the other way
>>521145707npc-anon...
Hyacine rape
>>521145932Not exactly, but they could be affected by the CCP raising prices for americans accessing their services. Its like how some Euro countries are fucked due to trade disagreements raising their own prices.
>>521146020Canon wife
>>521145912sounds like you're in the minority bro, ever thought you're not as popular as you think you are
>>521145835It's not good to deny reality, Anon. Someday you will realize that just because people don't like Amorpheus doesn't mean you can lash out. It's bad for your mental health.
Sunday? won
>>521145929A method created by Chinese users to guesstimate gacha game banner revenue based on the fact that Tiktok (Douyin) has a consistently high ranking.
I find utterly baffling how Hoyo went out of their way to make Sunday as dogshit with Castorice as possible but who knows, maybe Sunday+Cerydra will work with Phainon
>>521145817shaoji + they get paid for more text so they needlessly bloat things
>>521145929Chinese stores don't show revenue unlike the others, so the best way to measure how good a banner is doing is by counting the amount of hours they managed to get above tiktok in the chinese app store
>>521145745Gacha games live or die by how interesting their characters are, the story writing doesn't have to be great, but the character writting needs to bring it, and that's HSR major issue, especially in Amphoreous the story is overly self indulgent.
Castorice won't flo-
No one cares about Phainon or Mydei, can we stop pretending about this shit? Thanks.
Anyone has the cipher animation leaks where she turned half transparent but looks like shes in a body suit with her technique? Kinda like this 90s anime.
>>521146045They might as well ban gacha games. Americans have been long into looking for security lapses from apps like tiktok and facebook so it is not farfetched that america is going to ban gacha games
>>521145997Anaxa was bordering on cringe because the story can't use a character like him well.
>>521146126hehhe gets to /watch/ with Mr Yang
>>521146165He's on her second best team
why do her ears not giggle when she moves?
>Mydei is ticklishThey keep giving him new "gapmoe" traits every fucking patch, truly a male created for women
>>521145401You know it's bad when I haven't seen a single HSR shill spamming this meme across every social media I know since 3.2 dropped.I've seen this shit everywhere after 2.0 and 2.1 btw
>>521146165But I'm a creepI'm a weirdooo There's something wrong with meI don't belong here
I'm having fun.
Bros, I regret quitting Genshin and ZZZ. Both of them managed to shed their fujo cancer and become top-tier waifu games. Meanwhile, those smelly shits are still infesting our game, uglifying our waifus and forcing people to roll for meta males to keep up with power creep. If I’d known the other two games would’ve become so straight-man friendly, I never would’ve left. Now though, I’ve missed too many events, and I’ll never be able to get all the hot waifus I missed out on.
Hyacine is a zoomzoom with 85 tiktok hours per week
>>521146123You can always run through the archives. You will never find a thread where there's even 20% story discussion at any given point.
>>521146384I like numbers
>>521145328All weaker than THE Herta
well?
>>521146267literally nobody mentioned phainon
>>521146267Hmm nyo
>>521146393wait when did ZZZ turn fujo?
>>521146393Enjoy more of it in the future.
>>521146393This but unironicallyI regret leaving my true wives
>>521146267My stash of gay porn says otherwise
>>521146259>mogged by madoka
>>521146267This but Blandrice
I would've sucked his dick on the spot
>>521146114D-6/10 -IGNNever graduating high school, in any countryNah, this game’s gone downhill
>>521146306Sunday DEFINITELY "raped" Sparkle
>>521146097I would get it if tariffs would affect commodities but i highly doubt that it will affect premium passes from gacha games
>>5211464682
>>521146550>minoritybro copingsad!
You retarded waifufags just got Castorice and you're acting starved lmao
>>521146319Perfect tulpa wife
>>521146259BUT THE TIKTOK HOURS
>>521146393It's fine, now that Castorice sold a billion dollars surely future patches will be better... surely they'll reinvest into improving the game
>>521146487he's talking about hsr anon
>>521146542>Stelle already cucking CastoriceSuch a WHORE
>>521145802FireflyI rolled her on rerun, no LC, no Eidolons. My Rappa is far better
>>521146634No one cares about Castorice, not even her spenders
>>521146487When they started censoring upskirts. Spent all my gems on E2 Miyabi and left then and there.
>3.2 is so bad no one is discussing the Amorpheus story and instead deflecting to "Penacony bad" againThey won.
Ruan Mei: I fucked The Herta
>>521146259The Gs... no.....
>>521146550This is a democracy not a test. Your party lost. Majority of us selected Amphoreus.
>>521146634castorice aint erotic, shes also not cute. and no, autism and low intelligence isnt endearing to me.
>>521146742a literal apology on stream
>>521146663FVAAAARRKKK ...... wuwaVISHNU have some mercy on uswe are getting two events again
>>521145308Cipher is so fast she bends space btwNow all the Genshitters can shut up about the fat cow being faster because it clearly isn't true
>>521146393Genshin still gets males and so does zzz, if anything ZZZ's fujobait is more prominent than HSR, but it's just that it's all centered around Wise because and Belle have the exact same scenes with male characters and the males.
>>521146701she is earning billions for mihoyo, you will get more girls like her
>Castorice's anime trailer in the middle of the gameuh ok.
>>521146620Minorities get free jobsHigh school dropouts don’t
I rolled E0 Fugue to unbrick my E2 FireflyAnd guess what? HMC is still E2
>>521146306>Introduce brand new player for the team>Immediately bench himSunday should have gone to Ampharos with TB as Dan Heng barely has any presence and is out of focus as he always goes with team B
>>521146259>more people are downloading but not spendingGREEM
there's no gayshit in this patch.why are you finding things to get angry about?
521146440Seek some help because even if you are in the minority, there's no reason to seethe like you are now. Just accept it and move on.
>>521146742I have a feeing that the reason fujos keep seething about Penacony is because of Firefly. It also isn't Wormeru 2.0 like Slophoreus.
TRIBBIE WON
>>521146438Wife!
https://twitter.com/honkaistarrail/status/1909433515407458383https://twitter.com/honkaistarrail/status/1909610130775441449https://twitter.com/honkaistarrail/status/1909969549614792854Yes, I will nitpick the shameless marketing gimmick that tries to entice players to parasocially gamble for a designated girlfriend character.The second of these simulated phone calls shows the viewer ringing up Castorice. However, the 'rice answers as if she had made the call, and she is the one to ask the viewer out on a date. Furthermore, we hear keyboard and mouse clicking noises, suggesting that the 'rice is sitting at her desktop (or "teleslate," since the world of Amphoreus apparently has modern information technology despite being Greco-Roman-themed).So what is truly going on here?
The only tariff related thing you should worry about is if Xi blocks access to Chinese entertainment in an attempt to turn US youth against orange man.
>>521146760The hsrg electoral college places the weight of (My) opinion above (You)rs. Amphoreus lost.
>>521146919That's exactly why the patch sucked
>>521146937The only people seething about Penacony are 4channers, everyone else liked it.
>>521146710They undid that though because there were too many complaints about it.
>Fujoniggers flopped out of high school with a D-
>>521146978Stop noticing. Stop thinking. Stop asking questions.Just consoom
>>521146259>5.67GIt was 1.38G on the last day of Mydei banner, meaning Castorice only got 4.19G which is barely higher than Mydei lmao
>>521146634A harem protag never settles
It amuses me that 3.2 makes a whole ass segment at the end for TB as if they just overcame some massive ordeal and completed an arc. But they did fuck all. Castorice did everything lol.Luofu and Belobog really handled TB better than Amph has. Crazy
I'm really trying to like Amphoreus but... jesus christ wtf is this pacing. This is Trails level of padding and uninteresting dialogues.
hags floppedo flopfags flopOnly cute maid models sell because they don’t alienate anyone
Does... this work with Memosprites? Help bwos
>>521146991HSR's global distribution company is in Singapore so this doesnt matter whatsoever
>Take away Mydei>Phainon is a background character now
>>521146991as it should be desu, we need to gatekeep gachaslop for asian region onlymuttoids should develop their own gacha if anything
>>521146928https://poal.me/wqwn3dMajority btw. Again, you didn't point out any threads. Wonder why
>>521146806Where is cipher when she can just do this for free while trianne just sacrificed herself to open a door?
>>521147070Nah other anon is right fujohomos seethe about Penacony all the time, because of Firefly.
>>521146937>because of FireflyI wonder if they will ever get over her. They literally obsess over her more than the actual Fireflyfags here.
>>521147079I know. I’d already burned all my gems and quit the game by then.
>>521146846They said it would be in game now during the live stream
>>521145161The 1st and 3rd designated waifu is...
>YO CHECK OUT THIS NEW PATH>IT DOES DAMAGE, HEALING, AND SUPPORTINGwhy were they thinking?
>>521147132>praising Luofu over AmphoreusYou guys are fucking nuts
>>521147132MC isn't a gacha character so they won't put effort into themIt's why they just get handed a hat in penacony and they unlocked a new path just like that.
>>521147209For the best.Mydei is the only interesting part about that """relationship""". Even Phaideifags are just gigahomos and landwhales who like Mydei so much and only know how to actualize it by wanting to fuck and feminized him through Fagnon.
>>521146259They still have not updated it retardbroDont make me take a pic of your reply and make fun of you in 12 hours
>>521146978AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>521146259>rank 33 in iOSoh no no
Seems like Genshin and ZZZ is getting a Nintendo Switch 2 port with free skins included. Why is HSR being left out?
>>521146742I still don't get why they keep deflecting to Penacony, just because no one actually likes their shitty fujoplanet.
>>521147196"After any ally target makes an attack" do Memosprites count as allies?
>>521147258Woulda been more impactful if you saw the trailer ingame first and not released beforehand on youtube.
>>521147236Trianne didn't have money with herNo money, no rideThat's all there is to it
>>521147239You guys call everyone you dislike fujohomos though, meanwhile it was mostly these generals crying about it (specifically because they hated Aventurine lol)
>>521147279>How can we milk the playerbase as hard as possible?>Make a new path where every character needs their cone
>>521147251Never, especially because she's more popular than their favorite homos
>>521146978you know all these phone calls are making me wanna slop some AI for Castorice NTR
CASTOBITCH!
>Fujokeks couldn’t even 7/10 questions on their algebra quiz
Castorice flopped lol
>>521147251she's a terrible character
>>521144798this shit feels like phoned in, shaoji literally add it just because he forgot how to make you immune against castorice's touch
>>521147286Trailblazer is a nothing character in Amphoreus. This isn't a "Luofu isn't so bad" post. Luofu is dogshit and absolutely worse than Amphoreus so far, but in regards to letting TB take action as a protagonist, it's head and shoulders above.
There wasn't even a gay sauna scene this patch, what's with the fujo melties? It's a waifufag patch and you're still crying?
>>521147236why would she do it for freealso her powers literally don't even work for free
>>521147251imagine saying this when waifutrannies seethe at male characters in every fucking thread
How does he do it?
So how come star rail isn't getting an xbox version?
>>521147425How well do we know Fuli anyway? I consider them associates at best.
>>521147448They could have paid with memoriessss.
>>521147279>Remembrance was supposed to be the "summon" path>It's just a DPS blender with overloaded healing and support effectslol
>>521145758Wtf thats NTR...
Fags ruined 3.0 with their disease, now no one takes it seriously.
>>521147529Nigger you are insane, we did nothing on Luofu. Meanwhile we're privotal in slaying Nikador and fighting the Flame Reaver with Mem, not even counting this patch.
>>521146393*taps the sign*
>>521147532Why did this general even allow fags and fujos to proliferate? They're writing their damn mpreg fanfiction for fuck's sake. Take that shit to /trash/.
>>521147421source...
>>521147448why would you assume she has no moneyeven castorice the autism has savings for life
>Fujomonkeys will be flipping burgers for the rest of their unhygenic lives
amphoreus has been shit and low effort because they didn't have money to invest in the game thanks to the great banana depression. now that they milked a bunch of retards dry with their new shameless shilling strategies we're in for a good time in the near future. trust the process.
Luofu lore and characters >>> slopheus
>>521147525Dany kind of forgot about TB dying
Honkai: Star Rail is a boring and badly written game.
Caelusbros, what's the verdict on Castorice, does she pander enough to be a part of the harem?
>vtumortroon talking about anyone flipping burgers
>>521147643>Meanwhile we're privotal in slaying Nikador and fighting the Flame Reaver with Memit's all an illusion btwwhy do you talk about this like it's kino?
>Hyacine?Fua team healer.HP team healer.Memosprite team healer.Believe it or not? Superbreak team healer.
>>521147660https://store.playstation.com/ja-jp/pages/latest>taps the sign
>playing a game you don't likewhy would you do this to yourself
>>521147690>Why did this general even allow fags and fujos to proliferate?It's always been a homo general
>Penacony seethe transitions into Firefly seethe againIt's so fucking obvious and also pathetic. I'm actually looking to the other half of Amorpheus, but trolls are giving it a bad rep.
>>521147714I bought the dip kill yourself pagpagger
>>521147716>Sparkle sold well>Aventurine sold well>Acheron topped sales>Firefly topped salesand somehow game was dogshit after 2.4
>>521147801What now Fofobros...
Amphoreus is low effort, man.All the black screens and fastfforwards are so weird.Can't they find better ways to transition between events?
>>521147660If they support it even when it’s flopping, that just means it’s the passion project, and we’re the paypig games funding it while ours rots
>>521147562By being coombait
>*ruins gacha games forever*
>>521147789She is the second wife behind Firefly
>>521147813to shitpost on the threads
I dont know why I come back here, you're all so miserable and yet you keep playing a game you dislike.
>>521147773Omg omg Daniel coming out of the closet!
>>521147801Can she replace Wormterine for Fartxiao team? Or to sp hungry?
>Aventurine sold wellTiktok hours?
>>521147421Because pokemon TCG will be on switch 2 and it's the superior turn-based gacha. I know a lot of people who moved there from Star Rail.
>>521147812>destroying monhun>in JAPANHoly shit.
finally got E1 bwos, is she unbricked yet?
>>521147920WrongThat's march
>Anons told me 3.1 has 4 black screens total>Only got to the part with Trianne and have seen like 10 so farThis is why no one likes Amorpheus shills. They can't even be honest about it.
GOD Yuan > PagnonBLADE > MyDEILady Fu > FlopglaeaChinkliu > BlandriceLuoGOD > AnalxaFofo > Hyanshii
Weren’t there supposed to be some character buffs
>>521147812>No numbers Zzz bros what is tha-ZOOM INEN--HANCE
>>521147813i need to play the game so i know when and how to make fun of retards
>>521147983March has aids
>>521147562Remember when we thought he'd have personality like Gil? Hahaha
>>521147892how do straight girls find this hot?
I dont wanna roll on any character i dont like any of them so im just using 3 purple units and the free Clara and saving all my primogems.Anyone else?
>>521147814>It's always been delusion.>>521147789I'd argue she barely got pandering. See, usually, waifus are meant to be partial to the player, but Castorice's story is for herself, not for a dynamic with you. She killed people again and again, but saving (you) is the one good thing she did, and that gives her worth. It's really all about her in the end.
>>521147931the game has some likeable characters that people grow attached to but everything else about the game is trashpeople won't quit because they love their characters but are constantly dissatisfied by the state of affairs
>>521147716The game being sloppa for the past 14 months? They're saving their energy for Penacony 2 and Edo Star. Let's all look forward to it.
>Fujoworms will be eating pagpag and diet green tea every month just to afford the next welkin pass for Kevin the Omni-Potent Starbuster (4*)
>>521147976Get E2 and at least her cone and now shes busted.
>>521148001Bailu > 3B
>>521147976Keep going. She starts doing damage at E2
>>521147812Goddamn no wonder why they're rushing out an xbox version.
>>521147829sooo true sisWORM WORM WORM WORM WORM
I have finally afforded the last area.surely you people arent neglecting progress
>>521147798Uhhhhh explain Gnaeus and Nikador
>>521147853sorry bwo, mini comics are only exclusive for zzzCHAD
>>521148120I got her cone first due to lack of cope options. I don't think I have the funds to get E2
>anniv even is an idle game
>>521148125Wife!
>>521148026>le fake android numbers chart
Remember when Jingliu wasn't released and /hsrg/ was hyped for a crazy bitch? Good times.
>>521148139but.... my wallet is empty now... it's over, I'm bricked...
>>521147892
>Tectone quit HSR>GachaSmack quit HSR>Dreamy quit HSR>IwintoloseGaming quit HSR>Zajef quit HSRWhat's happening?
ok this was a pretty cute impersonation she did
>>521148213To be fair it's better than the boardgame.
>>521148154I CBA to harass my friendlist for cards
>Fujorantulas spin their panties out of spiderwebs because they keep ripping all their new pairs schlicking to 5* Arlan (he is cucking them with Madam Herta)
bros, how do I fight FOMO?I already skipped everything since wormday but eveyrone is rolling for the rice and it's making me want to roll too...
>>521148298They dont want to be associated with freaks.
>>521148287She's good enough for now. When she gets crept in two patches, the rerun can unbrick you
>>521147553>seethe at male charactersBut even the people here that only roll waifus love Aventurine???
>>521148298HSR is healingFor something to rise, others must fall
>>521147976She needs E2S1 and Tribbie.>>521148025In 3.4.
>>521147870>passion projectLMAO no one working on that garbage even likes to work there, the devs literally have no vision whatsoever and just follow whatever their APES of the playerbase ask them to do which explains the absolute state of their "game"
Was the Castorice ring thing fake
>>521148350
>>521148171SOULmeanwhile all we get here are white text black screen
>>521148287bust out the credit card paypiggy
Which males are beloved by /hsrg/ other than Blade and Gepard?
>>521148298>IwintoloseGaming quit HSRWait he did?I thought he was just a spreadsheetbot who just parrot calcs for views.
>>521145521she's alright I guess
Sex with Mem will fix everything
So when are we going back to Luofu?
This is a new type of melty, who is it
>>521148368yeah they never seethed at Aventurine or called him a worm or anything
>>521147976Why are you rolling her eidolons when you dont even have 3B?
I won the spending event
>>521147702My friend's uncle's step-son is part of the legal team in Nintendo HQ in Kyoto. He was part of the team who handled the lawsuit against Yuzu.
>>521148298you forgot that mtashed and jstern also quit hsralso nerumuro if you wanna throw that oneimagine this righthe would rather play wuwa instead of any hoyoslop aside from genshinthat's how bad zzz and hrt actually are
>>521148430Sampo, Aventurine, Mydei and Anaxagoras
from >castorice is a massive success, see the memechartsto>castorice is flopping in the memechartsfunny, at least star rail will finally heal.
>think I have more than enough supports so don't roll for Tribbie>get castorice>look up who to use to support her>'surely either Jade, Sparkle, e6 Bronya, Robin, or Sunday will work well with her!'
>Fujobunnies eat their own shit because they can’t even afford ramen
>>521148459he whales on every game so he probably just replaced it with wuwa and zzz
>>521148298We still have Brax
>>521148414I'm reading this part right now and I want to pick the 3rd option so bad...
>>521148430We love Mydei here
>>521148516wuwa is actually better than this dogshit
>>521148430GallagherSunday before his personality got nerfed
>>521148521If she can't surpass Archeron she failed.
>>521148430Paglus, obviously./hsrg/ only likes irrelevant meme men that aren't fujoshit or meta which leaves..... like 3 guys I guess
>>521148321i mean nobody on my friend list has cards past HSS. i too didnt
>>521146393>>521147089>>521147485>>521147714>>521148109>>521148348wtf is this meltdown? did they ban hrt in Thailand?
>>521148614Wives!
>>521148521>cas flops>more worms and fags and cocksuckers in the futureGrim
>>521148407no it's realbut it also doesn't mean anything lolit's glossed over so far.>>521148430Mydei (not a fag, he's a cool guy)GallagherAventurine depends on the time of day.
>>521148430cutegenti
uh oh seems like phaidei finally mindbroke waifuschizos after being C&C for three patches straight
Aventurine: I have rectal bleeding
>>521148298>we even lost a space whale like ipaytoloseIt's actually over
Yeah, Trianne won
>Fujocrackers go to job interviews in blackface hoping they become DEI hires
>>521148298They saw the direction the game is going with Global Passives and decided they dont want to participate in that future and left.
>>521148516But Jstern literally rolled M6W5 evelyn for some psychotic reason?Also didn't mtashed pivot to POE2 and dropped gacha entirely?
>>521148358Did you miss Kektone stream "pulling for Castorice 100 real no fake"? I'll believe it once they are gone for more than three months
>>521148619She is my cute wife so I simped and picked the first option
>(not a fag, he's a cool guy)Definitely a fag if you read his backstory
>we love mydei here
>>521148430I like them :)
>>521148430Aventurine is the only organic one and not spammed by one mentally ill retard
>>521148614Canon wives got nothing on the mistress.
>>521148298We are deworming in real life and that's a good thing
>>521148687???Wouldn't fujos and fudans be the ones closest in proximity to hrt?
>>521148414Her ugly mug suddenly made me want to roll lessThanks bro
>>521148430son goku
>>521148853>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>521148640Speaking of Mydei, I'm trying to make a team with him. If I put Luocha in position 1 with the Lushaka planar set, and my Sunday also has the set, would he double dip for that attack bonus or am I just not reading/understanding the set bonus correctly
>>521148859Sparkle doll is literally the sexiest character in the game
>Fujomutts bark at the Amazon delivery van (they misheard it as “Deliverance Kevin)
>>521148861no I think it would be an avatarfagging vtumor tranny, sis
>ZZZ so dead that youtubers cant even drop it since they dont give a shit about it in the first place
>>521148653NONONONO you are not supposed to point that outLOOK AT SALES, SALES PLEASE LOOK AT IT!!see? we are better than youeven though we only get two events per patchand more powercreepand more spending eventsand more global passiveand more black screenand 17 days to claim the anni 10 pulls and mandatory team rollingand mandatory eidolon rollingand mandatory LC rollingso on and so forthwe get nothing in return but at least we...uhhh we have sales
>>521148298Good riddanceAmeritrannies and yuropoor's obsession towards obnoxious ecelebs is pretty fucking funny
>Aventurine is the only organic one and not spammed by one mentally ill retard
Just blew a massive load to Sparkle feet
>>521148430Skott
>>521148827jfc anon1) I meant I'm not a fag. That's my perception of him.2) No, actually. Nothing about his backstory suggests that. Stop reading everything ship goggles. You're not a little girl (or are you?)
>>521148619I did and I dont remember the answer because it wasnt that interesting
>>521148970Most of the CCs you mention literally still make ZZZ content.
>aventurine>not spammed by one mentally ill retardThis general was unusable for months you retard
>>521148741She almost looks naked here
>>521148950Fuck this one got me cackling
>>521149043He spams Wormxa now
>>521149043Now the same is happening with the Phaidei wormsuckers. Enjoy.
Aventurine ruined this general and the game
Should I really get Castorice's LC? She is currently using JL's LC because I have no other LC with higher HP.
>Fujopussies cough up hairballs out the other end
>>521148430GallagherHe's free and good so we didn't waste a 5* slot for a male. He wasn't even real to top it off.
>here's how fewer players and lower revenue is actually betterevery time
>"organic wives">"shilling wars"man fuck this, I'm taking my wife natasha to bed and being done with it
>>521149158The ZZZfag special skill...
>>521149158but enough about shart rail
>>521149023>Nothing about his backstory suggests that.So you didn't read it, that's fine too
>>521145661I heard Cipher and need to pull her. Her EN voice made me so hard
Only eight hours of story content???
>>521148940I think it does double dip, but even if it does I don't know why you would want to. My Loucha has Giant tree and Sunday has Penacony and it works well.
>>521149171based
>>521149171>my wife natashaOleg....
>>521149243You rike?
>>521148853You really weren't here for Penacony's release, I can tell. Aventurine is, for no fault of his own, responsible for the current state of /hsrg/. Drove people insane with ammo to shit on penacony, brought the women in, AND the schizos obsessed with spamming worms on every male they see. The only thing I think he isn't responsible for is salesposting.>>521148851Good taste.
>>521148193you might get enough with all the freebies but you'll probably lose out on the next few characters.
>>521149158Yeah. I laugh every time a shart rail fag says that.t. PokeCHADPS: You lost
Philippines Google Appstore#30 - Genshin Impact#31 - Wuthering Waves...#36 - Honkai: Star RailYep, it's so fucking over for HSR. WuWON
>>521149171the old witch...
>Fujojazzers’ favorite Sinatra song is “My Dei” (don’t tell them the real name)
Is Phaidei our Haikaveh?
>>521148978FVAAAARRKKK TRVKEDid you guys notice how HRT shills are too scared to reply to this TRVTH BVMBA?
>>521149291>be Aventurine>drove people insane with ammo to shit on penacony>brought the women in, AND the schizos obsessed with spamming worms on every male they see.
>>521149238Not a response, but you do you.
Cipher was the best part of 3.2.
>>521149381Does Haikaveh also have canon shippers in game?
>>521149354>fuck off pag>proceeds to use pag app ranksI don't get you guys
>>521149448I agree
>>521149265I'll probably go for Giant Tree eventually, I just happen to have a Lushaka set able to be used right away so just something to use in the mean time.
x.1 Imaginary men WARPED you
>>521149335>even /vp/ is laughing at /hsrg/It's so fucking over...
>>521149506Wife!
>no wonder they call hsrg HRTGI HAVE WORMS
>>521149043I haven't seen the myniggaaventurinefag in a while
>>521149448This but Calypso
>Fujotubers think their “Socialblade” is Blade with his autism cured
>>521149171Based Natashafag.Take me back
Man what possesses a paglus to pretend to be a fujo because he's threatened by LORD Mydei the god of strife?Like what goes wrong in your brain to save and spam gay porn to feel better that rice squeezes mydeis cock during sex?
>>521149582he quit
>>521149448Not an impressive feat when the competition is blandrice
>>521148595bwos /wuwa/ is clowning on us for the spending event, 30 (yous)
>not screwllum is an emanatorokay so why doesn't he fight phainon then?
>>521148978>sales on mobile only and only IOS JP has any quantifiable numbersZZZ probably isn't doing as badly as people think it is just cuz of PS/PC.
>>521149537>Top is gayer than the bottom>but both have had anal sexThis game is weird
Yeah, GODei won
>>521149582That's me!But I only post that when someone post THAT pic
>Aventurine brought in more women than the /hsrg/ers ever couldLOL
Bros I think I'm losing Cosmic Fragments during my SU runs. I open chests and sometimes I hear Zagreus laugh. I opened a Reward chest that was supposed to give me 400 fragments and it gave me 300. Am I going insane?
>censoring waves
>>521149459>canon shippers sauce?
>>521149459Your Sethos?
hsrg is a bit faster on the 2nd dayThoughts?
>Fujosects>never get any
>>521149671this but unironicallyno one plays ZZZ on phones because only losers will connect a controller to your phonemeanwhile, 99% of shartrailers play on phones since they're poor
>>521149537There's only one male we accept here
Show Castorice feet
>And his brother loved worms.Now whenever I see or hear the w-word I cant help but think of this shithole
this is how we can save HSR
ZZZ probably isn't doing as badly as people think*taps the sign*
>>521149754Fujorice
>>521149854
this general feels especially angry today...i thought anniversary would be the opposite.
>>521149537>pagventurine brought in avenpaz and ratpiss schizos>pagdei brought in myrice and phaidei schizos
>>521149878Make Himeko wear it
>>521149856Repeat after meYou have wormsI have wormsWe all have worms
>>521149794Story done so I could shitpost without major spoilers
>Fujoauthors think the “climax” of the story is when their self-insert gets dicked down
I think there's only one way to save HSR...
>>521149664If that's their reaction to spending money, no wonder their game is sinking.
>>521149381In that a mentally ill pag spams it? yes.
>>521149935this is what happens when you combine fujobaiting, no content, powercreep, shit story and paypigging for anni
>>521149942>avenpazavenpaz is cute>>521149906castorice...
What did mihoyo mean by this?
>>521149942For me it's Avenpaz and Phaidei
My Herta is so slow...
>>521149935Castorice isn't selling as much as they hoped.
>>521149171Post your e6 Natasha stats.
>>521149935/vmg/ raiders are mad that Castorice didn't flop like they expected and sharted all over the threadI'm personally having fun with my Cas wife and the anni event is pretty fun
>>521150016Not with that shit
>>521149671they sure are notthey have much more faster rate in fanarts, doujins & porn than hrt
>>521149878>Rita>DurandalNow youre cooking
>>521149946
testing out rice... been a while since my last 0 cycle on both sides.
>>521150016YOU NEED HER
>Fujovegans use their cucumbers thinking they’re “orgasmic” (the label actually said organic)
>>521149935zzzfags are raiding us and venting their anger on us for not flopping, see >>521149794
After almost finishing HI3's story, I now understand why Amphoreus fucking sucks. That fanchuan dude couldn't write if his life depended on it. He just yaps about useless shit as if he needs to meet a word quota.
>3.2 ends up the catalyst to a GIGAmelty over shipping and not how fucked the story iswhat the fuck have we come to
>>521150153Meanwhile in reality:>>521146259
>>521149935Castorice isn't very interesting, and people are tired of the state of the game, and the general.
>Got a Honker ad>Is just Castorice walking, using her field skill, walking again, attacking a monster and making her dragon barfOk?
>>521149935>Story is shit>Big event is an idle cookie clicker>Shilled waifu is floppingI mean what's there to actually discuss other than ragebait?
>relatively peaceful threads earlier>suddenly raidedMmm yes very organic
>>521149664I replied in your threadNow can you please stop raiding our general?
>>521150261Wives!
>>521150016I think we need some chocolate too
>Fujoneers design their buildings without nuts to make the buildings pro-feminist (they collapse instantly)
What triggered the /vt/ranny?
>therta flopped because of the dykebait>castorice flopped because of the dykebaitsurely they wont repeat it right?
Bwos why does wuwa keep shit talking us, now they are gonna spam that screecap they just got>>521148595
I don't get why shills here keep deflecting to ZZZWhat if HSR is just bad?
>censored waves
>>521150480Alright, this one made me chuckle
>>521150261>can't even manage a harem of twoIt's over CaelusGODS...
>>521150531Little sibling vs middle sibling
>
>>521148978>some anons trying to enable yearly for (you) girlsthis fanbase is unironically retarded.
For me? It's gotta be gui!
Why did fujos break that guy
>>521150523do you ever stop to think why an open world action rpg is punching down at a 4 niggas in a row game
>>521149942I don't think Phaidei posters are schizos. Waifufags simply got mad that Cas waifupandering is less pronounced than Phaidei fujobait and now they are lashing out after getting duped by that handmade ring leak.
>shitposts in /hsrg/ start to ramp up>/zzz/ is having less than 2 posts per minute>At the same time sudden influx of people defending zzz flopping on /hsrg/
>censored wavesXD
He will save HSR with JingliuTrustThe Plan
What happen?
If you want (You)pandering play zzzIf you want adventure play genshin If you want a real story play HSR
>>521150757Yay~
>>521150792Bro what the fuck is /wuwa/ doing nigga
Surprised no one said Ratio.
>>521150724ZZZ is simply the better game
>Fujofatties think “Hershey’s” is the brand stating its pronouns
>>521150627>black tier assesEmbarrassingIt will suffer the same fate than zzz
>>521150724also /gig/ is moving at a glacial pace...don't noootice too hard bro
>>521149935Castorice and Stelle aren't being gay enough
>>521150792Spending event? I don't really care but other people do
>>521150126Based and good tastes tbqhToo bad Avenpaz is pretty hated in the west even now
Where are Hyacine's wings?
>If you want a real story play HSR
>>521150854He is too much of an asshole and anons don't like that lmao
they should do another lottery!!!!
>>521150640Chinaboo
>got E2S1 Castorice>lost only one coinflip (to Blade, whom I didn't have)>got FugueI'm so blessed
WTF BROS WUWA IS LAUGHING AT US >>521148595>>521148595>>521148595
>>521150724Stop noticing
>>521150627KWAB
Aglanaxa is mindbreaking trillions of MtF fujos and FtM yurifags as we speak
>>521150854I dont respond to (You) farms
>>521150854Ratio is annoying and his fans (fujos) are horrible people I think even he would despise, especially outside of here
>>521150920Natlan ruined genshin's reputation for having a good story
>>521150834>If you want a real story play HSRomg, they really believe this
So what do you guys think of the Amphoreus story so far? Is it living up to your expectations, or is it falling a bit flat?
>>521151000neck yourself, shipcuck
How did ZZZ win so hard bros?
more mr ratio for me
Aglanalaxa won
Doesn't matterCaelus solos ZZZ and he will take Belle with him to be his bride
>>521150946>wow a predatory gacha company, he said that while playing another gacha game
>>521150946(50+) yousGG
>Fujos of Calydon think “Lighter” represents what they’ll be one day if they marry him
>>521150627Someone post this over there
>>521151085she isn't into zesty fellas
in zzz is the male mcs name set? or could i name him caelus?
>>521151110i got it from over there bwo
>>521151039natlan is better than everything except sumeru and fontaine
>>521147529It really isn't. In Luofu TB either needed help to win like vs Phantylia where Dragon Daniel Long and The General were vital to the victory or it's like the War Dance where MC just watched Fei beat up all the grunts and never even saw Hoolay in person, let alone fought him.It is LEAGUES worse than any planet thus far in terms of making TB feel like the MC, there was never a point where TB was the difference maker or an important figure
Why is Shay melting down?
I was more moved by this little dinosaur's farewell than by Castorice's zzz entire story.
>>521151085>*gets raped by a trashcan and likes it*
>>521151085>POV: You're wise on Belle's wedding day
aglaeafags sure got quiet
>>521150946>>521151104inb4>(User was banned for replying to himself about 50 times)
>>5211510503.0 was boring but I think it was fine3.1 was great3.2 was bland and underwhelming Next patch should be interesting since a bunch of them are dying
At the very least we can all agree that ZZZ has the hottest female MC right?
>>521151050it's ok, the Castorice sections have been weak for how much focus she got but still decent enough
>>521151180I think Natlan's girls are pure sex but I haven't touched the plot so I wouldn't know (or care)
>>521151204Luofu 1.0 had the TB take an active role in uncovering the sanctis medicus plot and Dan was pivotal to JY's plans. It wasn't until Luofu 2.0 where everyone became cameramen.
>Fujoblazers want the Stellar-Ron” because that was the nickname of their last good boyfriend in middle school
>>521150110It's Persephone and hades.
>>521151278>3.1 was greatThe patch was filled with shiptroonery. Kys
I’m a fujo and laughing at all of these jokes
>>521151290Yeah, but Lumine's alright too.
>>521151085Can't solo anything if he doesn't exist
>>521151085>pagluskek>soloing anything lmao lolif anything his prolapsed anus will get soloed by Lord Phainon soon
>>521150480looooool
>>521151171What you name is their Hacker profile
>>521145401>two ass lickers with shit taste and the attention span of a zoomerwhy should I care about their opinions nigga
>>521151275The screencap will likely be posted for a long time, you faggots giving them more (yous) only makes it worse.
>>521151425STOP POSTING THIS PICTURE
>>521151385The delivery van one still got me chuckling kek
>>521151085Joblus can't even solo anything in HSR
How long is the 3.2 story mission?
>>5211515193-5 hours.
>>521150519>The HertaFor Caelus>CastoriceFor Mydei
>>52115151910 hours if you do everything
>>521151379I don't care if you got mindbroken by teenage girls, anon.
>>521150703>I don't think Phaidei posters are schizos.if you're ritualposting about impregnating bussy day in and out, then you're a schizo.
>>521151519see >>521145401
>>521151502He can solo silvermane guards probably
>Marvelfujos think “Spied-Her-Man” will stalk and replace their boyfriend one day if they buy enough of his comics (he’s too busy trying to kill Paul to deal with them)
>>521151425Firefly wears the pants in this relationship
>>5211510503.1 > 3.2 >>> 3.0good enough so far
>>521148298>all of them are straight menSo why is /hsrg/ convinced that women are the ones upset and leaving?
>>521151290For me it's Loom > Stelle > Belle.And any Kiana with a ponytail mogs all three of them combined.
>>521148501because I'll pull tribbie on rerun>>521149308I think saving for other chars is probably smarter
>>521151050Trash that's killing the game
i pulled jiaoqiu for this
>>521150724you weren't supposed to point that out...
>>521151050The story is just fine though 3.2 is easily the worst and a definite disappointment for an anniversary patch. The real issue is that no effort is going into the technical aspects. I wasn't buying it before, but /hsrg/ was right. The developers really don't care about improving this game.
*taps sign*
>>521147404no one buys iphones nowadays
*I can save your HSR, just give me a chance
>IPC boxes sold out>Amphoslop and chinkslop still in stockPOWAventurine truly does carry everything
>>521151758Skill issue
HSR is so verbose because it assumes you are a retarded baby who can't understand anything unless it's spelled out for you
>>521151625>needed sampo to do anything
>make a joke about fujoshis (women that enjoy gay media)Sure! Here's a light-hearted joke that plays with the concept in a fun way:Why did the fujoshi bring popcorn to the historical drama?Because any scene with two guys talking is just one longing glance away from a love confession!Let me know if you want it spicier, more niche, or tailored to a fandom!
HSR Characters are significantly stronger than Genshin and ZZZCHADlus would have no problem since he's Galaxy level at minimum
Caelus owns all these womenFireflyCastoriceHertaAcheron
>>521146320but they did
>Fujoxicans can only make tacos out of ramen and hotdogs, then complain that hardshells were made by whiteys “stealing their culture”
>>521151882aventurine
>>521151861The only galaxy thing about caelus is his retardation
GODnon can easily solo all of your gacha MCs at once btw
Remember when /hsrg/ was good?
>>521151838Only this general thinks Penakino was bad. Surprise surprise, everyone loved it. Belobog cucks are also a vocal minority and only even fucking exist because of the wild fire moment. You may not like it, but this post is a TR7KE.
>>521151882All of them could beat him up. Caelus is pathetic.
>>521151859Elon spent 44 billion for this?
WHITE SCREENBLACK TEXT
>>521151758JQ isn’t worth rolling with Cipher coming I feel
>>521151861Galaxy level dumbass probably
>MC Wars>Shipping Wars>Revenue WarsWhat Wars AREN'T going on right now?
>>521150110That they're C&C
>>521151290Lumine > Djeeta > Gudako > Wuwa MC > Belle > Stelle
>>521151963captain destroyed his shield btw
>complain about reading>read the exact same nonsense posted here every day??
>>521151290absolutely not
>Fujoweebs bragging about playing Hoyogames in their original language instead of the “filthy EN dub” (they never downloaded the CN files)
>>521152027Certainly not aeon wars, this is Honkai Impact: Amphoreus Rail
>>521151290>Loom > Stelle > FemRover > Belle
>>521146978>designated girlfriend character.Except she's not. And it's literally all your head because you're a schizo with porn brain rot.
>>521152082They're both so fucking ugly and boring I couldn't imagine shitposting this ship
>>521148154literally how tho. I'm stuck on venue 5 at 8.67b/s and there really isn't a way I can find to increase that in a realistic fashion.or is it just getting fucked over by random bullshit luck from the pull system?
>Your previous gacha before starting HSR>The HSR character you jerked off the most>Do you shit sitting or standing>Did you pick Stelle or Caelus
>>521152083>djeets not at the top when she's peak slutretard
Amflopreus
Why is everyone talking about anything but the story? Was it really that bad? It's our fucking anni
Would you rather have $1 or $2?
Wait a second who’s having a meltdown now
>>521152206>Fire Emblem Heroes>Hook>sitting>Stelle, would impregnate
>>521152014Cipher is giga E1/S1 bait right now though, if they want to kick Jiaoqiu they should probably buff her base kit
>>521152083>jitaGet that ugly unpopular whore outta here
do you really want them to pull the plug on greece early
>>521152206GenshinSparkleSitting?Stelle
>>521152014you want both if you're serious with Ache
>>521152269I'd rather have $1 because it would motivate me to grind harder and earn that second dollar.
>>521152234Djeeta is a bland village whore outside of her slutty costumes
i spent my picks on ruan mei e2i swiped for e2 fuguedebating skipping castoriceodds skip castoriceevens buy groceries
>>521152268burger hours + zzz raid
>>521152268AwfulThere's 20 minutes of good story in a 7 hours questAnd none of these 20 minutes includes Castorice
What's a better "investment" for my account.Trying to get E2 Fug now?Or saving for E1S1 Hyacine?
>lumimefor aether>bellefor wise>female rovermtf male rover>stellemtf caelus
>>521150703No the phainon x mydei schizo is an admitted former alhaitham x kaveh poster from /gig/. It's painfully obvious it's him too because he spams the same cropped gay porn as he did before. It's the same gyno titty shit too. He's only posting here now because we drove him off with faruveh posting.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/633798463/#633812704
>FujoPCelitists bragging about how many “trans sisters” their computer has
>>521152250>Combining the entirety of flophoreus doesn't even amount to half of FirewifeWhat went wrong?
>>521152268What do you mean? The story only cares about shilling ships and that's what we're discussing
>whale asking for recommendationevery time
>>521151180>natlan is better than everything except sumeru and fontaine
>>521152416stop spending money
>>521150131according to who?
>>521152376Since when the fuck do you niggas care about anything but coombait designs?
never understood the lumine craze, she's okay, i guess. is it because she's blonde? idk
POVs and no companion quests ruined everything
>>521152191Stop skipping the story
>>521152451I post Phaidei and I have never played Genshin in my life
>>521152512I liked Natlan more than everything before FontaineSumeru is my least favorite region and I hated the AQ
>>521152518ok josh
>>521152534According to the same site you posted
>>521152027A gender war is needed also irl
>>521152002he did a wash trade and was able to sell twitter to xAI and use tesla stock as a collateral for 30 billion. Its pure bullshit but no one is going to investigate themselves when they do something illegal so I guess he got off his shitty purchase.
>>521152546i love white women
>>521152536I simply prefer cute and elegant over coom sometimesDjeeta has nothing beyond coom
>>521152416I am F2P (Battle Pass + Daily Pass).
>Raid hours againThey should censor wuwajeets like their flopping game.
It's better than Penacony
>>521152147hsrg is more interesting to read than the game desu
zzzfags are behind this btw
>>521152639t.retarded mexipag
>>521152636do you think you're the only phaideiposter here?>>521152546her design and hairstyle is very "white-girl princess" aesthetic. Stelle on the other hand...
>>521152673fake fake fake
Raiden Bosenmori Mei
>>521152512i mean it isnatlan isn't even finished yet either
>>521152673DOESNT COUTN!!!!!!!!!
Wives
>>521152675This. We should kill all women irl so there will be no more fujo shilling.
>>521152673you're aware that her banner was up for only a day right?
>>521152451There are atleast 2-3 Phaideigods in this thread
No one fucking cares about your Acheron
>>521152636retard.
Im tired of there being no actual femboys in this game. Why are they so against it? Fate has many..
Do Chinese players like this garbage writing? Why does Shaoji still have a job?
>>521152451Dunno who you are talking about. I never visited /gig/, my previous general was /gbfg/.
pagslukek meltystelle is the canon mc btw
What set do I farm for Pela for Castorice? Wind? And just make her as fast as possible?
>>521152848Firefly is the true wife, you fat fucking RETARD
>Fujochanners thinking a “shit post” is what they pleasure their assholes withAlright, I’ve gotta get to sleep. Have a good night, sisters
>>521152823Explain what's so good about it without mentioning femcels and homos
>>521148595How do we respond without seething?
>>521152918xhe has dirt on dawei
>>521152848Imagine if you actually put effort into getting a job instead of trying to brag about your imaginary fantasy sex life on an anonymous image board.
>>521152692We know, Ramesh
>>521152692>>521152787i guess that makes sense though being that obsessed with white woman sounds a bit pajeety, no offense
>>521152942TRVKEdon't forget (him)
easy event
Is /wuwa/ raiding us? Whats with that screencap they posted of the spending event.
AMPHOREUSCHARACTERSFLOPPED
Is spamming okay now? janny tranny?
Hmm, why no Ruan Mei?
>>521152989what's bad about it? it's just a straightforward shonen storyit's not as involved as other regions but like i said it's not even finished
>>521152942>flopsfunny.
>>521153064How/
>>521153008>without seethingI can't...
>>521153104Notice the first word in each of those
>>521153064Tell us your ways idleGOD
>>521153135you just keep playing the idle game anon
>>521152950This is harem slop
>>521145401Yapping is fine IF it's GOOD.But it isn't.
The only two canon wivesEverything else is headcanon
>>521153008You unironically dont, the more (yous) it gets the more it'll get screenshotted and spammed when people raid us.
>521152636>521152887>521152923I don't care what personality you blame phainon x mydei schizo, you already admitted you're a former /gig/ shitposter.
>>521153196It's an idle game, you're meant to leave it in the background until the next day.
>anti-GODus posts being posted*taps the sign*
>>521153219March hates you
So when is Tribbie coming back? Asking for a friend
>SEA woke up>thread went to shit
>>521153104MY LINE IS ENDEDFLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES
My mom and her dog
>>521153130Naruto looks like a jrr tolkien novel compared to shartlan
>>521153219BasedCastorice is too boring
>>521153317That's my dad though
>>5211533093.4 probably
>>521153275I unironically feel bad for them
There is a better threesome than Firefly and Castorice
>>521153373Why does that elf freak have no nose?
>>521150882Wouldn't mind this cutie as an expy.
/wuwa/ should kill themselves
>>521153351>blandfly is okay though
Why does this filler worm have more canon wives than our MC?
>>521153489Noses are ugly.
>>521153467Is there a more mentally ill person than you?
>>521146542PLEASE LET ME HAVE ONE LICK
>my government assigned wife castorice wasn't as for (You) as I hoped>time to lash out at fujos that got fed canon BLCD!Jealously is such a nasty thing.
>>521153425Wife!
>>521153539He has aura
So I assume Castorice is doing good considering we have a bunch of different groups melting here
every general on /vg/ is laughing at our anni...
>>521153104Because super break got rugpulled. any more question?
>>521148154I'm already done.
>>521153578Fujoxiao......>>521153553POW
Anaxa is based. Your IQ is just too low to get it
>>521153553Uh oh melty
>>521153578Mydei fucked Castorice so it's really a loss for both pagluscucks and fujoshitters.
>>521153539Why are you so obsessed with the word "wives"?
armpitbros?
>>521153008>>>everytime
>>521153675I can't debate this
They would be sister wives
>>521153104It's almost like break isn't the meta anymore, Prydwen basically saying that Acheron aged better than Firefly is retarded though
>>521153008We kneel
>>521153708get help
>>521151838>my chinku wives are getting ntredAIIIEEEE who designed that packaging?!?
>>521153708>I didn't get what I want so I will shitpost other groups!Jealous much?
this celebration is worse than any anniversary Genshin hadGenshin could actually never
Liaison of the Caeluscord here. Rest assured that we are currently recording all acts of aggression against us. Further, we have begun forging some new alliances in secret to supplement our already ongoing pact with the Fireflycord - so stay tuned! The ensuing slaughter will be quite a spectacle to behold.
>>521153708If Mydei talking to Castorice means they fucked then Mydei and Phainon truly had a whole sex tape....
isn't wuwa selling a $50 skin? why are they laughing at anything?
>>521153880But I won? Mydei fucked Castorice.
I haven't logged back, I might be free
>>521153905DON'T POINT THIS OUT
>>521153953basedyou'll attain true happiness soon
I'm still upset about not getting my E6 Fugue
Acheron won
>>521153934Wuwa got censored so hard they got age restricted
Why are cuckposters like this
>>521153953Same here I'm too busy playing r1999 to touch this new patch
>>521147251Imagine the meltdowns when 3.8 is out
>>521153008we raid them and make the jeets commit suicide in mass
Sun Devourer using Mydei as his personalbreedingsowthat gives birth to Antimatter Legion mooks.... Sun Devourer gently stroking Mydei's pregnant belly that bears their voidreaver babies.... Mydei being the mother of Sun Devourer's army...
post castordei to seal this thread away
>>521154218I'd rather make fun of you, pitiful pajeet.
She is the planet's wife character. Get over it
>>521154306based
AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEESTOPP REPLYING
>>521154306She is fucking boringEverything else is headcanon
You love OUR Herta and Tingyun
>>521153275>tfw so few Caelus content without any shipfaggotryPain.
>>521154210based based based based BASEDsend me a copy Castorice
>>521154435>>521154435>>521154435
I think Herta SUCKS
>>521154445>>521154445>>521154445
>>521154403report the wuwa scum
>>521153694Is there anything more pathetic than coping with your shit life than by pretending you make people mad?
>>521154293>pagslukek spamming the same fanarts over and over again>castordeiCHAD always get new stuff every single day (all non-AIslop btw)
Stelle won
>>521154403>pander to stellefags>stellefags are the ones shitposting the anni paypiggie rewardsKEK, funny.
>>521153896>CaeluscordYou really made a discord for you and the voices in your head?
>>521154515Damn acknowledging the color of your skin really hurt you. Btw your fantasies aren't reality.
>>521154306>>521154348>>521152632Stop thinking platonic interaction means someone wants to have sex with you.
>>521153905Chinese game, homosexuality is illegal
>>521148430I guess we hate Luka here...