Zug Zug, edition>New Housing previewhttps://www.wowhead.com/news/how-decorating-your-house-will-work-in-player-housing-new-dye-feature-375821>Undermine(D) Out Nowhttps://www.wowhead.com/news/patch-11-1-undermine-d-official-patch-notes-373971>Go Inside the 11.1.5 Content Updatehttps://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24179070>EU /wowg/ guild<Nerub Silkweaving Forum>>NA /wowg/ guild>GLOBOFOMO>Old >>521124774
Nelfs run this general
>>521191153Guild brackets incorrect vandalized OP abandon thread!
>>521191153Why did you remove the other 3 4chan na guilds
Night Elf women owe me one of these things
FEMWORGS, DOG IN!
>>521191306Iron Halo is a not a "4chan guild" and has not been since Slands S3Whoever added it is trolling.
>>521191413What the fuck is this
>>521191153Reposting this here from last thread:Why are Allied races so poorly mishandled? Not only are most of them just cosmetic changes to existing races, but you also have to go through a retarded unlocking method to get them in the first place. Like, if I was a brand new player who just made an account and logged onto WoW for the first time in my life and I did all of this because I saw the Earthen in TWW trailers and really wanted to play as one (for some reason), you’re telling me I have to make a character first, do all the leveling shit and multiple gay little quest lines at or near the endgame content and only THEN can I make the character that was supposed to be a selling point but now he starts at level 10 and I have to go all the way through all the shit I already spent countless hours leveling through AGAIN just to have him at the same point that my original character used to unlock him is at? Whose fucking retarded idea is this? At least they cut the rep grinds out from previous expansions.>>521191284I play Mechagnome chads even if no one else will.
>>521191530Craptor
>>521191413It's a sabertooth catraptor, silly.
>>521191261Poop monkey
>>521191153Respect to the OP for including both guilds, no drama and bullshit to take up 500 posts of the thread so people can cry. Just fucking end the retardation.
>>521191543yes you have to play core wow before you play esoteric meme WoW.Allied races have a different start, no zones of their own, start at level 10 with full green gear, actually a big deal if you dont have looms. Just get dumped into the world with no tutorial or anything cus its assumed you already know. They are not for noobs. and getting them is EASY now.I unlocked Nightborne AND velfs AND lightforged in legion.
>SCHIZOSCHIZO>SCHIZOSCHIZO>SCHIZOSCHIZO>SCHIZOSCHIZO
>>521191737>full green gear, actually a big deal if you dont have looms.lel niggs think he is playing classic
>>521191543>I play Mechagnome chads even if no one else will.Legend. I main Gnomes for Alliance, jumped right on board Mecha's for the variety.Mechamonk's are the best for their clamped nut-punching ability, and I will not be hearing any argument for any other race.
>>521190925 >>521191456I'm tired of seeing this disgusting, psoriasis leprosy vatgrown abomination.The only reason people like it is because they're desperate freaks... Which can honestly can be said about every female race in WoW that people have a depraved interest in.
>>521191543Free money for what are essentially skins. Retards would either stay subbed longer to grind rep and relevel or they'd shell out money for race changes and level boosts just to play another purpler elf or an obese human.
After I hit 3k I'll start working on my next alt. It has to be something that will surely be giga busted in season 3. Here are my best bets:>Holy PalaBeen uber shit but always scales well. Great shot at being the top healer if numbers are buffed and tier set is good.>Feral druidVery boring to play but hidden op even now. While boomkin will get the axe, feral might become the new motw bringer.>Demo lockA complete pile of shit spec reliant on haste and weak auras. Horrible rotation but pumping very hard if played right>Bear druidComplete truck of a tank. Literally cannot die and nothing is tankier except VDH, but that's just because its broken.>MM hunterDoing respectable aoe and with the right tier set and scaling can become a giga chad.
>>521192051
>>521192196Resto will become the motw god when they nerf oracle
>>521191153.
I WANT THE AMERIDONALDS TO STAY OUT
>>521192395I miss the Brutal Claw ritual post...
>>521191261B A S E DASED
>>521191306BLT shouldve stayed
Tired of all the thread drama and schizos? Do you want to jist actually play the game? Then join Globo Fomo. We're drama free and good at this game. Join our friendly community and together we'll get gear and beat mythic raid.
>>521191153love wowg anons so much!!!
>>521191413captor?
>>521192482Why don't you become them, anon?
>>521191968go make a new alt and take only quest rewardssuddenly the game is a lot less easy.Leveling in modern wow is easy because you're born in heirlooms with bags and gold.When you're level 6 wearing whites 3 kobolds will kill you.
>>521192675I don't lurk as much as I'd need to for consistency.
>>521191737> Allied races have a different start, no zones of their own, start at level 10 with full green gearAll of which could simply be done better by starting them at 1 with their zones and tutorials.>they are not for noobsThen why are they a selling point?>Getting them is easy nowYes and still retarded. I did the same shit in previous expacs. It was exponentially more retarded then than it is now but it is still fucking pointless to have to level a first character to unlock the one you want to actually play as.>>521191983Mecha-monk Chad. Extremely based!
RPers lost. Why do they still try and get uppity? Moonguard is ours now, not theirs.
https://www.wowhead.com/item-set=1238/battlegear-of-guiding-lightHoly goat sis, do you have the best set ever for holy goats?
>>521193045What are you on about?
>War Within patch cadence stumbling after a successful Dragonflight cycle>Having to re-use BFA content as well as use content initially made for BFA to fill up the smaller patches>1 month gap between launch of 11.1.5 and heroic visions actually launching>Heroic visions and dastardly duos both have time-gating>Admittedly not as bad as BFA visions, but still gating>Expansion's storyline ultimately feels like filler while the devs are actually spread out across building Midnight, Last Titan and what ever members got yoinked by Microsoft to work on Diablo 4's expansion so both MIDnight and D4 Part 3 can get out by next year.
>>521192472And we want the dirty thirdies to stay out.
>join groupééé>nelf dwarf nelf nelf nelf dwarf dwarf
>>521193252The patch cadence is identical to DF. Not reading the rest of your post.
They need to add a NPC in stormwind that lets you shard into a non-RP phase so i can actually walk and not be at 2000 ping, i would really like to use the training dummies.
>>521192795Hm... Maybe I'll do it, then... >>521192798>cursed with the thiccest monkeybuttWe're ngmi...
accoustic hector is still on the loose
>tank>timed all 12s>reached the point where people will probably only take vdh for 13s>try to push my own key>it's a volatile key like priory or cinderbrewah, so this is "hell"you know, i think i'll just be a portal chaser from now oni did 3k before, and i'll eventually get 3k this season, but now i'm remembering why i stopped caring to push that shit in the first place
They're building New Dalaran for Woke Titan
>>521191983mechagnomes have cool swimming animations outside of that ehh
>>521192051Tell me, what do you think to accomplish with these posts?Do you think I will stop posting my WoW character in /wowg/ because you dislike it?Do you believe that I am under some obligation to alter my habits because you dislike the content I post?People post things I don't like here every single day. Borderline furry porn, off model AI spam that is guro as often as not. Stream orbiter garbage, People shilling other, often competing games. And unless it gets to the point of drowning out WoW discussion, I say little or nothing. And I don't demand they stop, because I know the thread is not mine to gatekeep. It is a socially regulated, unowned space. It does not belong to me. It does not belong to you either. It's content is not yours to control.And as much as scaliethighs here seems to trigger you, other people seem to really enjoy her. I certainly do. She's my newest 80 but has immediately become one of my favorite alts. SO, she's not going anywhere, anytime soon.
Did a +10, wow I can teleport to that dungeon now!>8 hour cooldown
>>521193768Finish the dungeonCheck the cdShit brix
>>521193768cd resets if you complete the dungeon
>>521193754kysmake your mother happy
>>521191153>2025>still playing this badly written boring dogshit
>>521193268>do metaslave content>surprised when people metaslave
>>521193768Accessing mail toy, 3 hours cooldownHearthing, 30 mins cooldownIrvine is so retarded they might as well kill themselves
>>521193754Dont listen to him queen, its just some salty vatnik in some sweaty commieblock...
>>521162205I can do val'kyr on the old model, but not kyrian
>>521193887ill make your mother happy and shag her again you nonce
>>521193451if other tanks had as much cc as vdh i would take them. we're already at that point in the season where blizzard needs to balance or the meta becomes the rule. why is unholy dk allowed to be so much better than everyone else? not only in damage but they are also the tankiest and they're required for high keys. why is oracle disc priest also required because their shields are so strong? is blizzard just gonna let it stay like this? it's not healthy for the game the longer it goes on more people will give up with the season
>>521193557>There will be three (3) DalaransI know it's >le magic city or whatever, but knowing there were versions on Northrend and Broken Isles made seeing it get "destroyed" at Khaz Algar kind of meaningless
>>521193754I like your wow character and I like your posts. I think I like seeing screenshots of the game in general when the general is have it's usual spergout and uis aren't very interesting because they're very much, something people get used to.Thanks for posting, I wouldn't do it myself to worried some schizo would track me down and endlessly talk to me about a casuals logs.
>>521193727They're easily the most lively in animation.Which is kind of ironic when they're also moving somewhat robotically, but it does show they're not just a straight copy+paste reskin job like majority of the other allied races. The wide majority of their animations are different from the regular Gnomes, which was just... so unnecessary for their size and player count, but I love they did it anyway.
>>521193754kek based
>>521193962I'm glad I'm a mage.
>>521193268>join +13>veng is horde>leavedwarf is neat but if you play veng as non-night elf you're straight up trolling
Why is WoW written like a terrible campaign of DND and not something more akin to The Enemy WIthin from WFRP?
are you guys ok?
I know this is off-topic but I haven't been able to load Warcraft 3 from the launcher for months and I'm legitimately angry and sad also that I can't play itI just wanna play WC3 :( >>521193956>>521193268this, one of the worst things about retail is that people are such insane metaslaves, it really feels like you need to find a good semi-hardcore guild to properly enjoy retail, solo retail experience is mid af>>521191261too busy fucking human men to run anything desu>>521192196I can't imagine healing or tanking in M+, seems like an incredibly boring time desu
>>521193973Obviously, I am just legitimately curious what the though process, if any, is behind these posts. Every couple days he spergs at me like that, and I wonder if its like a considered thing or if he just is like a bubbling pot of angst that just boils over every couple days and he can't help himself but to post some frothy angry drivel.Cus it's just so impotent and inane.
Good riddance
>>521194372Because the people writing it have only played terrible DND campaigns and only watch leftist shill media.
Uh-oh....guys....the Worgen curse....it's...it's done something to my body! H-how do I revert back to normal? .....................................................Wait..I think i like myself like this more. I will never transform out of Worgen form.
>>521194448rape
SAMEFAF>MAYEMAYESAMEFAF>RALPHRALPHSAMEFAF>BARRYBARRYSAMEFAF>CURRYCUNTCURRYCUNT>SAMEFAFSAMEFAF I NOTICED THE POST PATTERNS OF ALL THESE POSTERS THEYIR LTITERALLY THE SAME JUST AEHEADS UP
>>521192751brother there is a video series on youtube of people two-manning dungeons without any gear at all
>>521194456Damn, you're gonna only see like 130 posts in the threads now.Good for you.
>>521194691Perfect.
>>521194206>more people will give up with the seasonGood. If retards aren’t willing to actually get better at the game rather than relying on FOTM giga buffed classes to carry them through hard content then I’d rather they leave the player pool or better yet close down Mythic+ altogether since the very same retards try to enforce their dumb shit beliefs on everyone else.
>>521194342>>521194329...I guess>>521194594
they iced my nigga barry>they iced my nigga barry?
>>521194456troon
>>521194456mazerat
Idiot vulp is stuck with his hands forward.Think he wants to go get his nails done.
>>521194456>it's already workingShouldve done this years ago.
>>521194926Im gonna grab him by the hands and start spinning in circles as fast as I can
>Quel'Thalas>Ragnaros>Drakkari>Azralon>FrostmourneHow and why are they all so fucking retarded? It's not even a ping issue most of the time. They're just all shitty players. It's almost incredible how bad they all are.
>>521194456are people really saying the first two here? I see the bottom 3 all the time.
>>521195123Wtf does this have to do with WoW?
Worgen shaman when?
>>521194678ok, thats nice and all, but how many thousands of hours experience did those players have?You need to understand that your perspective on WoW is of a salt-crusted veteran.Everything is easy for me too.Things are less easy for my 7 year old nephew.Or for a person who has only ever played MOBA/ARTS or shooters.Im not saying WOW is hard, Im saying that WoW is trivially easy largely because your experience, and mine. Allied races are for us. to provide us with another flavor of wow since we have tried all the original ones but their intro experience does not exist, which is why totally new player cant play them, since they need to be told how to do shit like open bags and use potions.
why is classic so much more SOVLFUL than retail?
>>521194797no ones trying to "enforce" anything, they just want to upgraded their key and they pick the safest, most overpowered specs to do it.
>>521195253Because you're a balding man in your mid 30's that hasn't mentally progressed past your teenage years
>>521195159yepSchizo tried to post my ss with the same filename and when called him a weirdo he started spamming poop monkey while pretending it was multiple people.
>>521195123
>>521195378why do you have to make it personal, buddy? that was uncalled forbut it's not like retail players aren't the same (or worse) desu
>>521195253
>>521195378look at this projecting
>>521195563Struck a nerve, huh?
>>521195389what a loser. i bet he doesn't even play the game, he's just mad that you're good at it while he's stuck seething in wowg
>>521195451absolutely BVILT for Turalyon
>>521195451SOURCE? SEX?
>>521195253>hecking pupperino>flippin doggerino>cute floofer
>>521195581pure sovl>>521195626no
>>521195378I feel personally attacked. retail players are the same.
>>521195707>>521195713it's noname's xally modelspeaking of which the madman uploaded mommystrasza x horse
>>521195735I can't believe bakemono abandoned the guild for this...
>>521195157LATAMLATAMBUGOIDSLATAMBUGOIDS *pretending to be australians on a vpn***Im unsure about Drakkari but I seem to remeber encounbters with angry moonrune posters from drakkari.the other ones 150% though.Add:>Gallywixtheres others but Ive been unplugged from M+ long enough now that Im beginning to forget the "literally never invite these fuckers" list.It is however, 100% racialIts retarded brownies who have gained internet access but still act like retarded browniesIn particular LATAM players are culturally unable to learn because of "macho" image issues.Step one of learning shit is admitting you don't know it. Self aggrandizing image obsessed, adolescent minded South American manchildren are **incapable** of admitting even to themselves that they are retarded and need to learn shit.Chinks have a similar problem but it stems from a superiority complex.In both groups its relatively uncommon for a player to buck the trend and examine themselves for fault and seek improvement. They just get mad and throw fits when things are not simply given to them because they believe they "deserve" innately to receive what they want.
How frequently should a pet be mounting his female huntress?
does this helm work all right with the rest of this set?
>>521196010At least twice per day.
>>521195735another world buffwtfdo they like world buffs so much over there
>>521195735>not even a unique model
>>521195735that's cute, classic can't stop winning >>521195865gross, not into bestiality, but his xaly is very nice, we need more of her getting fucked she doesn't have nearly enough porn >>521196026it's good enough I think, you don't need an exact match
>>521195865https://nymp4.rule34.xxx//images/1403/3ff447f5e88445e1adf256434675dae3.mp4?12362711Hardly anything new.like half his content is some sort of beast.
>>521196075yes, they spend more time prepping for the raid than actually doing the raid itself, because when they finally get in there it's a speedrun in under 20 minutes, if that loot is only distributed after the
>>521196164yea but mommystrasza is new to beasts
smooth brain generalwould rather talk about feet and cuckoldry than the game
>>521196131yeah not worried about it matching 100% I care more about it fitting the theme.
>>521196026yep, it fits
>>521196334are those the Ulduar DK set shoulders? can't be, right? the pixels are almost identical despite being expansions apart, is that maybe the anniversary set and I'm off the mark?
>>521196220https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2791154&tags=noname55+alexstraszanoname, 6 years ago.
>>521196508hots model doesn't count
>>521195954Yeah we all know where they're from. Answer the question without being a faggy drama queen.
https://youtu.be/3ZmMUi3rYJsblizzard wake the f00k up wheres the balance patch
>>521196291go ahead you whining nigger were all waitingtalk about the gamewhat do you want to talk about.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhJ043zp8hI
>>521196476They are the ulduar DK shoulders. The WOTLK DK sets are some of the best sets blizz designers have ever made.
>>521194439Heals and tanks skip the queue simulator. Tanks are in huge demand especially with all the fotm vdh apes
>>521196661>publically blowing me the fuck out>thinking i now want to talk about the game with youlol suck my whole ass retarded faggot
>>521196631I didnt answer it you illiterate fag.Where they are from and who they are is why they are retarded.Its not complicated.
>>521194456Scat macaque
>>521196636they shouldnt nerf oraclebuff every other healer insteadMAKE HEALING GREAT AGAIN
>>521196694I agreeI was always partial to this set
>>521196943Even if they do that they still don't bring PI and stam
>>521196053At least? Alright, I'll pass that along.
>>521194456>announcing your blocksYou have issues buddy
>>521196943>they shouldnt nerf oracle>buff every other healer insteadare you new? Blizz never buffs other classes to be on par with the one that's doing well. They kneecap the one doing well to bring it back down into the muck with everyone else.
Damn, still 15 more days until I can resub...Is 11.1.5 still slated for late May or will it come earlier?
>>521194456VGH I KNEELMore people should start filtering these
>>521197204i'm saying that it's what they should dohaving strong healers and tanks = ez groups
>>521196964This one is actually my least favorite, but it still kicks ass. I like that it looks like a Nerubian carapace almost. I'd love to see an upres of it. I particularly like the Tomb of Sargeras and the Vault of the Incarnates sets.
>>521197083Oh yeah, Im def the one with issuesNot the schizo pestering me bc of this interaction 1 month ago
>>521194456Look at this maze antfake woman
>>52119728211.1.5 is coming in 2 weeks anon...
>>521196636>A healer I knew campaigned on xitter for months that double peoples healthbars would improve healing immensely>get called retarded by former BGG healers>Tettles happenstance comes across the same solution which is just doubling peoples hp>heralded as wise and insightfulIf the oracle healing meta isn't just an insight into the concept I don't know what is.>>521197394Yes because your doing it on an anonymous image board you fucking tard. Nobody knows its you until you avatarfag.
>>521197440stick to delves, Melvin
are dinars canned?
>>521197838DelveGODS ww@
>>521197837filtered you as well, good riddance.
my game's performance went up after i disabled bagnon after it got borked so i will not be turning it back on, ever
>>521197982
>>521198001Filter yourself turd chimp
vdh is easy
>>521198238dh is a meme joker classalways has been and always will be
>>521197943https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/news/puzzling-cartel-chips-explained-new-raid-tokens-coming-in-patch-11-1-5/
>>521195294>DID YOU JUST SIGN UP FOR MY KEY AS A NON META SPEC DESPITE HAVING APPROPRIATE ILVL AND RAIDER IO?>RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE GTFO OF HERE AND RE ROLL TO A FUCKING DISC PRIEST/UDK/VDH>By the way we’re not “enforcing” the meta we’re just “selectively choosing”Love when meta slaves are embarrassed enough to defend their shitty actions but still refuse to acknowledge their dumbass mentality is the problem with mythic+ exclusion.
>>521191530A reminder that the art team is mostly staffed by furries now and the new art director that took over in Shadowlands just lets them do whatever they want with no creative direction
>>521198365>EXPLAINED>no explanation>not on PTR>dead silence from blizzard
>>521198001Alright, sorry I contribute to discussions while you are busy with your interpersonal drama. >>521197070Whats PI's actual value though? I FEEL like MW would contribute more, logs I see for something like workshop would suggest your gaining 500kdps from healer dps alone w/o including mystic touch. I quick napkin math of some keys suggest that it would be less than 700k total dps, however obviously PI is a concentration of power at correct times which might lend high value
>>521198493No wonder the art in this game is so good
>>521198518>>521198365
>>521198673There is no explanation in that article retard it just says "lol we dunno maybe they'll tell us soon!!!"
>>521198365yes thats why im asking, are they canned?no mentions of them in latest patch bluepost
>>521198857i know i was replying to that dumbfuck retard providing the shitty link with 0 fucking explanation
>>521198493retardhttps://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Chris_Robinson
Mr. President, another woman has hit the writing team
>>521198365you dumb niggeractual 0 info linkfuck off
>>521199078Then don't (you) me with the exact post I was replying to with no explanation dumb fucking moron. God you are such a worthless waste of space in everybody's life.
>>521197490truly? you aren't lying to me, anon?
>>521199174she looks like she fucks dogs so maybe Worgen will have some more agency in Midnight
>>521198603PI is huge for all the meta dps atm, the faster you kill dangerous packs such as first pull of priory or cinderbrew the less people will die. trust me PI is big.
>>521199140Check the actual game credits instead of the dead Wowpedia site, Ely Cannon has been art director since Shadowlands while Chris Robinson became Creative Director (Afrasiabi's old role)
>>521199174>ex bungiewell thats fucking grim holy shitanother hack who will undoubtedly try its fucking hardest to shit up the last good threads remaining in this cluster fuck writing team
>>521199236how about you stfu instead you spiteful little cuntboy
>>521199376>Ely Cannon is the art director (formerly a senior level designer)[1] for World of Warcraft. He has worked on World of Warcraft since The Burning Crusade and has been involved in the creation of more than 50 different in-game zones.
>>521199174>amateur medievalist>phd in english litif this was a guy you'd all be baseding out that he's "based". These are the kinds of people blizz should be hiring.
Just ate a doner kebab delivered to my home by a minority who cycled here in the pouring main. The kebab was very good, I'm ready to play wow now.
>>521199589How does that refute anything I stated, the art direction has gotten dramatically more inconsistent and out of place since he took over. The model updates were always hit or miss under Robinson but under Cannon they've put the old art style in the shredder
ret won
>tfw realize this entire time i've been trying to kill underpin?? with the aoe build and not the st buildFUCK
>>521199813hit or miss like you saidthe elementals look better now for example
>>521200000KEK
>>521199660>These are the kinds of people blizz should be hiring.>writer for Redfall which sucked>Dishonored death of the outsider which sucked>writer for Destiny 2 during the worst timeyeah nah
>>521200048
Are there any tameable penguins in world of warcraft? I like penguins
>>521198603The problem is 20% haste is not the same for a fury and an unholy. PI on Unholy is such a large dps gain it's unbelievable.
>>521194206The problem is the landscape in which the game is on. We don't use different modifiers for raid/M+ and it really shows up. Blizzard will generally always priorities raid>M+ when it comes to tuning although over the years they have started being abit more sensitive to the M+ situation (atonement finally getting the hidden modifier it needed like a year ago for keys). This is the same company that removed shuriken combo from sub rogue for an entire expansion without giving them something to help with their AoE. Theres also the issue that better players will play better specs which perpetuates that spec being strong.
>>521200151How did he died if he wasn't grounded
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/2075/0c80b0d4cec3f4ed9150c22a7cf2ab6b.png
>>521200143idk i'm not ready to doomhttps://www.instagram.com/hazelmonforton/?hl=enthat's kinda basedshe's also from texas, and she worked on the final shape for destiny which as far as i know was pretty well receiveddestiny's problems are not from writing imoare there any red flags i'm missing?
im got this they say its very rare
>>521200365Built for vulpera boys
>>521200151VDH when he gets nerfed next patch
>>521200151always nice to see fellow redditors on this site!
>>521200365Built to scissor Vulpera females
>>521200413You're talking to a literal paid actor from fiver who is here just to shit up the thread.
>>521200274Tempr, the shadow priest guy switched to UHDK because shadow is absolute dogshit. it's not like he is a fotm reroller, it's that the spec so weak in m+ that it made him reroll. this is a 100% balance issue. and like i said the longer blizzard lets it stay like this the more toxic the pug environment will be and people will be forced to reroll or play meta.
>>521195936Whats the context?
>>521200365>dinner is served
>be me, demo lock>join a heroic pug raid with “chill” in the title>going pretty well, no major pitfalls>not topping the meters but not the bottom either>get to Stix Bunkjunker>Everyone is handling the mechanics pretty well aside from lighting a few trash piles on fire>I get hit with trash all duty from boss>pick up adds and trash>accidentally hit a crab bomb>and roll over the raid leader who was a resto shammy>quickly spirals and we wipe>first wipe of the group>raid leader immediately kicks me>whispers me “learn the fucking mechanics dipshit not carrying retards”I thought it was chill
>>521200975sneedim not reading all that
>>521200975first time i pugged mugzee the raid leader kicked me because i didnt move the line to the tank. you know, the line that the tank is supposed to stand in front of you. raid leaders only want to get carried.
>>521199660there is a testosterone deficit on the writing team, it's become clear that the story is a rudderless shrug by design now. there is no energy left in anything, the only thing the writers care about are the little vignette side quests where they can insert their personal anxieties and experiences into but the overarching narrative is in a nursing home waiting to die already
>>521201286oh i forgot to mention that the raid leader was the tank
>>521201028always nice to see fellow discord users on this site!if you didn't know sneed was spammed on /tv/ for a month or so and then some retard tried to bring it band a few years ago and it failed. then a discord server was created to mass spam it for the last handful of years. you're a product of discord
Scarletworg please come back home
>>521201567sneed
>>521201567what did he mean by this?
>>521201567sneed is a goblin boss in deadmines
>>521201679>>521201708>>521201813try harder. work more. tell yourself you're doing neither.
>>521201567>sneed was spammed on /tv/ for a month>a monthtry years newfag
>>521201708So the joke is it used to be Chuck's Fuck & Suck?
>>521201567you use this site way more than is mentally healthy for anyone to do so dude
>>521201934No, the joke is it used to be Chucks Feed & Seed. That's literally it
>discord failures wake up around 10 am>thread immediately goes to shitevery single fucking daywithout fail
>>521200365https://files.catbox.moe/191mov.pngMPPPHH!!!! GOONING MY LITTLE POZHEAD OUT AT THIS!!!!
>>521202160DISCORD SCHIZO DOOMER
>>521201924it was only a month or two. it was dead until faggots like you wanted to be in on some non-existent joke. there was a legitimate discord server dedicated to spamming it and trying to bring it back. now you faggots spout it trying to fit in.
>>521201880?sneed is the 2nd boss in deadmines
>>521202320>it was only a month or twowrong newfag
>>521202160brown hands typed this
>>521202160All of the avatarfags in the general neets on welfare who never leave their houses. Ofc they wake up and start shitting in the thread immediately.
>>521201286Unironically I hope the raid leader that did that shit to you gets his spine broken.
Nelfs run this general.
>>521202426Hows that copium smelling today boi?
>>521202518raped by a pack of feral worgen
>>521202320SNEEDS MINE AND DINE
>>521202518.
>One autistic gets triggered by one word>Has a melty>Derails the whole threadMany such cases
>>521199349I don't deny PI is valuable when slammed on a boomy or a UHDK. Oracle is overwhelmingly good atm as well, and even if oracle gets nerfed, voidweaver is still an S. Honestly when I said that i was thinking of dungeons that aren't as balls to the wall in terms of pulls as a comparison point, I think big pull dungeons all power to UHDK its their fucking jam. Honestly they probably should just have kept PI as a personal buff>>521200270Yeah, im aware of the delta of value>>521200752Yeah but wasn't shadow performing well in the raid (i know echo and limit ran one and it got nerfed)? If we used different values for abilities between raid/M+ it would allow better tuning. The issue there is it feels "video gamey"(or some other word blizz devs will say not to use it). I definitely feel bad for people who are forced to swap, and I think if a player feels like they need to swap from BiS X class to Y class 4 ilvls lower and gain noticeable performance thats a huge issue with the game. I would probably say brewmaster is even worse cause its shit everywhere. Blizz balances incredibly poorly for a game made in 2025 and it will just make M+ and raid metas worse and worse
>>521202402it was. keep jerking off retards over something that you don't even know about.
>>521202642>ver something that you don't even know about.ironic...
>>521202614unc saw the word "sneed" and took it personal
>invite rsham to rookery 10>dude plays like total shit, totally clueless about mechanics etc>check his rio out of curiosity>eight rookery 10 in a row, every single one depletedimpressive
Human women
>>521196220https://ahrimp4.rule34.xxx//images/2615/82a5787d434dab4d0ff6aff03b5caaab.mp4?12890797Brush up on your goon lore sis
>>521202614he mad lol!
>>521202865god i wish they were real irl
>>521202865what about em
>>521202845calling him unc is mad disrespectful but probably warranted lmao
>>521201361>testosterone deficityou people are such pseudo psychological fags.
no i dont think i will.
>>521203119>nigger languageFuck off out of here.
>>521202975Dios mio amerikanittos
>>521199174>Senior Narrative DesignerOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I actually have abnormally high test which causes me to have a high libido. My refractory period is basically non existent, I can cum and be ready to goon again within seconds. In fact, just 5 minutes ago I blew ropes to Assumi in the Woods 3 times in a row.
>>521203542sneed
UH OHMELTY
>>521203365i hate this variant of it. fucking kobolds you kill one and just before it dies there's another one already running away with your loot
>me son plays a ret paladin
>>521203946chad son
wash my back while i coom on the machine-greatest dwarf quotes
>>521195735millenials are the target audience of classic and it shows kekw
>>521203946tell him that he's based
https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/beijing-bites-back-us-tariffs-by-curbing-hollywood-imports-2025-04-10/IT'S JOEVERSOON WOW BAN IN CHINA
>>521204494meds
If the pattern is to be followed do you think casters will be getting a legendary weapon this expansion? Casters tended to get one after the STR users got their, which was after hunters and their ranged weapon starting from TBC.
>>521204494ANY MOMENT NOW
>>521204684They should stop adding legendaries to the game entirely.
all specs are easyu just follow what hekili tells you to press and you top damage every time
doing +11 floodgate. 8 min left on last boss. healer doesnt pop heroism. gets spamed to use it. doesnt do it whole boss. when boss is dead, healer is like....oh sorry. nigga how can you be in +11 and not do basic job.
>>521204494>Attacking the jewschina fucked up
>>521204802then how come half of nerub is still grey parsing when they use it
>>521204939brain damaged from overconsumption of porn
>>521204802not a good idea to rely on it to play, you're fucked if it's ever discontinued, banned or not updated in time
>>521204897what if he needs it in the next dungeon?
>using hekili on specs like prot paladin when you have to outright ignore certain buttons in your rotation for a while
>>521203946BY MY HOLY HAMMER
>>521204897it happens pretty often. its called tunnel vision. hyperfocused on 1 thing and miss everything else
>>521204897I timed priory 13 with no lust in group
How is priory on a higher level anyway? Is it a heal check start to finish?Big aoe + random damage in first part, big aoe + tons of random casts in second half. Like what can I even do as dpschud
>>521205693retard check more like heh
priory and cinderbrew need timer changes to be quite honest family
>>521205762how bout you do more damage instead you lazy pissant
>>521205693it's an everyone check.tank needs to pull somewhat aggressively and the first boss can fuck them up depending on what spec they playparty damage is insane on healersdps need to get priority targets like knights and lightspawns down asap while worrying about getting their defenses farmed by stupid shit like lightspawns focusing on one person on each cast
>>521206019>dps need to get priority targets like knights and lightspawns down asapYou’re not getting “priority targets down asap” when they have significantly more hp than everything else in those pulls
>>521206203exactly:)
>>521206203"as soon as possible" mean "as soon as possible" not "they have to die first"
After 11.1 I really didn't know how to feel about Primordial Wave, felt strangeApparently the Shambro community doesn't like it either
>blizzard add back in old scholomance for some reason and never add anything else back into the gameBut why? Was it just so they could put a bastardized nigger old Naxx questline that's just a glorified billion gold sink into the game to drum up token sales for butt ugly T3?
Sex with Stormwind men.
>>521207317She fucks Gilnean men though
>>521207317Handcrafted by Elune for big Green men in loincloths
>>521203946idk whats worse, a ret paladin son or a hunter son
>>521203946Your wife is cuckolding you with your son.
>>521202426Maye's got a work from home job now so he's basically a glorified neet.
>>521207456In your dreams, Gilcucky.
>>521204897This retarded shit is why I bring drums. If someone's taking too long to lust, I pop one. When they bitch I tell them it's too late now to wake the fuck up and press their abilities.
>>521207317Made for BGC
>list key with a password that requires the applicant to read>key doesn't fill because people can't readthe price of asking for competence...
apparrently I transformed 30 of my gilded crests into runics without noticingso that's fun
>P0O*TOILETS GET SUCKED INTO THE PO0*TOILET AND D*IE
>>521209729brickedit's over for your account
>>521209729That's the worst feeling ever bro. RIP gildeds.
>nerub gm is good at raid healing>nerub gm is okay at pvp healing>nerub gm is shit at m+ healingyou'd think somebody is either good or shit desu
>>521209729If it makes you feel any better, I accidentally used 30 gilded thinking they were runed and fucked myself out of another crafted piece for a week.>Just run mythicsNo.
>>521210448>good at healing where there's others to help>bad at healing when he's the only healerso... bad?
anyone else think it's funny as fuck when the kitsune girl start getting raped by the foreigners and she starts busting out the yameros and nanis?
>>521209358you dont invite when people answer your gay questionaire anyways
>>521210448the upside of not being in le nerub clique is that you'll have much more success in actually timing the keysthey have one decent player, rest is shit
>>521210448rdruid cant be bad at raid healing, its just inherent to the design
>>521191153Is there a guide on how to play retail classes in dungeons at low levels? I look up info on Prot warrior and its all end game or classic. I just wanna know basic efficiency. I get the basics but I know I'm not comboing properly or something because my first dungeon felt awkward as fuck. Also I accidentally bought a giant stack of materials on AH for all of my money when I meant to buy just 2.
yeah I don't really like the upgrade system or the crafting system in this gameseems needlessly convoluted
>>521211574nvm i guess I can learn enough from the end game videos.
>Underpin's Well-Connected Friendthis really simulates the experience of fighting a Ferengi
>>521211834filtered
>join m+ group>say hello>no response>I leave
>>521211834Upgrade system isn’t really convoluted it just has 3 pointless layers that are literally completely fucking worthless from the get go. Nothing before runed is worth spending unless you’ve hit valorstone cap. Otherwise, save them to turn them all into runed/gilded at a later point.Crafting is definitely weird to someone new to it but it’ll all click the more you do it. It’s not half as bad as it seems and is rather fun once you figure it out.
>>521213175i dont say anything unless they say something to mein shadowlands near every player would offer a greeting but that seemed to stop in dragonflight idki blame the vax
>>521207301old zg too
Why is it always shamans who don't know WHEN to lust?
>>521211834I agree. With upgrades, it used to be that you earned your valor points and got your shit from the vendor or whatever. Now you have to have enough stones and crests and the right kind of crests in the proper amount for the item level. It's tedious and overly complicated to only get a couple more item levels.Crafting is a complete shitshow imo. Why the fuck do I need 75 storm dust for one goddam enchant? If you want your shit to be worth anything you have to do all this refining of materials which means you need to either gather or buy a ridiculous amount of mats. If you want to make anything that's above the crappiest level you have to get all this profession equipment and worry about skill points and getting things to proc. In olden times the higher level crafts might involve a lot of rare stuff, but the grading of mats just makes things laborious.People can say, "Hurr durr skill issue filtered," all they want but you all know I'm right.
I've been doing 550-700m+ healing on BGs as holy priest, my healing is on flawless but i feel like i run out of mana far far quicker i have to sip a lot. What am i doing wrong... am i smashing buttons too much... i dont even press casted heals as often
>>521213175>join m+ group>anybody replies with "o/">leavesimple as. Not playing with OG rejects.
>>521213402and old SM
>>521213561so that's where it's from huhwhat's anons favorite greet?most i'm seeing is that, yo, sup, whats poppng niggas, ay yo whats up homies on T dubs, hey, hi, hello, gm if its morning stuff like that
>have to apply earth shieldx2 4 times>earthliving>tidecaller>water shield
>>521213857>apply earthshield to myself and the tank>both disappear 3 seconds laterwhat jeet coded this retarded talent
>r*tail
>>521199248no, it's the 24 april or something
>>521213584ILL RIP THE SECRETS FROM YOUR FLESH!
>>521213528Yeah, if they just had a single currency for upgrading and the only variable was the amount that dropped depending on what you were doing and at what difficulty, it would be great.The designers are just autistic.
im always capped
>>521211116>one decent playerwho? everyone says theyre all shit.
>>521214667me
>>521214667The worgen furfag druid
>>521214667FAKE NEWS
huh, you cant put missives on gear where the stats arent random by default. Beledar's bulwark HAS to be crit and vers. What kind of tank spec with shield needs crit and vers?!
>>521213561lmaowhen i first saw it i would literally remove people for using it because :o/ always looked like a frown face to mehahaha
>no <BLT> in the opredo the thread
>>521215160Secondaries dont matter unless you’re playing fire mage
>>521215160that shield is fucking garbage anyway, the effect has very low uptime and gives barely any stats
>>521214985Getting 3k in an easy season = goodlol
>>521215258>secondaries don't matter unless you're prot warrior and you NEED haste
>>52121430922nd
>>521215160>>521215283its alright on big packs but yeah not amazingyou can add missives on gear that has - random stats 1/2
>buy 325622 gold worth of stormcharged leather rank 1>set to mass salvage>go to sleep>wake up and sell all the shit it turned into>come back home from work>loot 325719 gold from mailboxwho the fuck said alchemy prints money
>>521215316Uh oh…our response nerubsisters?surely we have at least one good player outside fahbear?
>>521215316>4
>>521215283yeah you're probably right... but it's either that or I have to BUY an embellishment
>>521215316
I'm having a good day in the world of warcraft
>>521215369If you’re playing pwarr then nothing matters since you already lost at the character creation screen
>>521215523>fahbear>goodhe green/blue parses with PI ROFL
>>521215484>Printed 100gDURRR
>>521215623
>>521215593I don’t think you understand what wlogs actually show when it comes to dungeons, sister>>521215316Kek do they have a single person who parses above blue?
>>521215735cool I thought that you actually get automatic clears for +19 keys with pwarr according to the previous thread but in fact I'm playing a paladin which is why I want an embellishment on my shield, but some haste would be nice too.
>>521202518rape rape rape rape rape
>join m+ group>see someone come out with a /)
>>521215929I do.
>>521215942Pwarr loses at character creation screenPpal lost when still in the wombGet the mud trinket from flood (easy to get) and bombsuit from gallynig (hard) if you think about ppal and you don’t have speed mainlined into your veins>muh dpsnah nigga you’re paper
>>521215523they dont call him the star carry for no reason now do they??
>>521216197wtf is that
>>521216307If you play either of the shield niggers you are getting meth injected directly into your brain stem.
what do I need to maximize disenchanting output? Is it enough to put knowledge into the Designated Disenchanter tree or are there any of the secondary stats that help when DE'ing too? Any nodes in other trees?
wow, which hours are these right now? useless retard hours?
>>521216427It's 2013 mlpfaggotry for "brohoof"
>new leveling event incentivizes questing rather than dungeonslop spamlet's see if it pays off
>>521216427horsefucker symbol
>>521216650I’m gonna open with brohoof, everypony from now onand since dps are worthless scum and healers are naturally submissive nobody will say shit
>evoker healer>uses /lick whenever he grips me
>doing +12>aoe comes out>someone instantly diessis your vers?
>>521217176pvp stat???
>>521217125Make sure to pound his sissy hole later
>>521213561>join m+ group>''yo''>share route and set order for kicks>afk inside the dg till the lead ready checksTank life, the best life
>>521217176Vers gives me 0.4% less dps than mastery so healer’s problem
>>521216650>>521216829
>DFC>fighting the first boss >he just randomly vanishes around half health and combat drops >wasn't charging or being moved by the tank >boss doesn't ever reset so everyone leaves what did blizzard mean by this
>>521216885My raid leader put in a raid warning the other night that “Nopony should be hitting the crabs with the trash ball” and 4 people immediately left lol
>>521217328She fucks horses
>>521217125>implying evoker healers exist outside solo shuffle
>>521193754>gets the Yapper of the Year awardCongratsI'm not literally expecting to accomplish anything besides griping, which is what EVERYONE, especially (You) do here. I'm not triggered over scaliethighs; I like scalies. I just don't like Visage form in general, for either Body Type.Why be a boring humanoid with a terribad slutmog, when you could be superior scalefren?>>521194342Of course you have orbiters shouting based!!1 and TRVKE!!1 with almost every long-winded post, and I already explained why--I don't know how or why you're confused about that, but the answer was here >>521192051 in the second part. It's just the deviant, pornbrain coomers into any Body Type 2 race, they will clap and cheer and SEXOOOO RAPERAPERAPE spam every fucking elf and elf-adjacent race. I have Elf fatigue; even M* is back to being an elf. I will take the space goats over the elves; I will even take the Earthen *audible gagging* over elves. I swear I have not seen a single Earthen in existence since their addition to the game besides the NPCs. It just boils down to me not liking your character or your condescending Wonka vibes in every post. With that said, the virtual hate vibes is not limited to just being directed towards you. We know (You) hate Qyurryus and have a bone to pick with them for some inane reason; We know you hate worgen because furries traumatized you or something, like they did to Barth.But apparently saying anything against or about that is some sort of crime (oFf-ToPiC), so. I guess I'll shut up about it. That aside... I've noticed you seem to take everything literal--Are you on the spectrum or something? Like, for realsies. We're all here on this hellsite, so... I figure there's something wrong with EVERYONE here, myself included. No well-adjusted person is here, I refuse to believe it lmaoYeah, yeah, my post is Reddit-spaced; It'd be worse if it wasn't. Don't worry, I hate picrel from the Warcraft forums, too.
>+12 cleft>enh shammy dies not once but twice to carts
>>521217562>Time it with 6 minutes any fucking way because Cleft is a meme
>>521217562dude's a big monster hunter fan
>>521210448it's not that he's bad at m+ healing he just joins crasher groups. of course u do well if you play only with minmaxers.
why does everybody laugh at nerub gm for being bad but not at globofomo fags being even worsedo globohomo not have the meme potential like fagbear / nerub gm or
>>521210448pvp healing is by far the hardest of these tho mythic+ healing is easy
>>521213584>>521214398
>T1 weavercloth is much more expensive on the AH than T2 and T3
>Say say>He responds with "plop"
Ive been playing with some new people I met while pugging 15s and they keep talking about M+ parse and M+ logs and checking logs before inviting people, talking about how much they parsed after keysI dont know what to think about this
>>521218000>mythic+ healing is easyshe ran priory like 10 times and timed one run (a 7)at some point it’s just skill issue
>>521202518nerub gm has the same exact transmog, is it him/her/xim/xer?
>>521218210You've clearly never healed in pvp if you think its in anyway easy compared to m+
>>521218187That's just what the sweaties do when pugging they keys these days
>>521218187>gay neets are busy doing gay stuff instead of playing the gamesounds about right
>>521218220>nerub gm has the same exact transmogIm not on EU, NA...
>>521218220no it's some NA avatarfag
>>521199174she looks like she swallows horse and dog cumlooks like one of he DEI hires responsible for destroying Halo franchiseit's a good thing the left are doubling down and forcing more fags an trannies into video games. guess it wasnt enough for them to force gamers into political activism which is what caused Trump's election. Guess we'll just straight up have to 1488 they asses as the new, deserved, Hitler manifests and just rollercoaster tycoon's them all the fuck out. :)
>>521218310but its legit? Idk If I can trust damage logs, what if the tank was doing dogshit pulls?
WE DROPPIN DA LOGS???
>>521218093r1 stuff ends up being priced more because you can only craft it for a limited time before you're only able to craft higher ranks. so it has a limited supply and people list it for a dumb price and others follow suit. it rarely ever sells though since everyone either gets r2 because it's cheaper or r3 to make their high end gear/flasks/etc >>521218398if they're spending more time talking about m+ parses (lmao) instead of how to run the dungeons better/more efficiently then they're not gonna progress much further
>epic bgs on alliance charac>alterac valley pops>get 3 people hitting that " FOR NARNIA!!!" bind and one dude with the "THIS IS SPARTA" on the way down
>>521218831Droppin da log
>>521218831Healing logs are extra stupid, play with 2 healers instead of 4 and you get orange to pink parses.It's hard to get good parses on Gallywix now because every group keep taking 6+ healers on a 20man
>>521218831
>>521218831>hpsOn cmon you sissy
>>521217265>share routehow u do that
>>521219537you can share a MDT route in party route for other MDT users to see
>>521215369nigger you get so much haste from your talents
>>521219668party chat, is what I meant
unbelievable, how could I have been so STUPID, now I basically have to either get another fucking delve map or clear a +7 next weekdo people accept 650 ilvl tanks with 800 rating and highest clear +4 for +7?>bro why do you have 800 rating everyone itt has 3200 alreadyjust answer the question
Which skin is better for a metal race left or right
>>521219668wtf is an mdt tho
me when my m+ group was a bunch of shitters>A SHORTCUT THROUGH SPACE
>>521218582I fucking wish that happened but I don’t see Israel getting nuked any time soon
>>521217265ez rape bait
>>521219883people were clearing +10s week one in 640 gear so yeah you can do a +7 in 650 gear. if nobody invites you just get a key from lindormi and run it up. you can probably triple chest the 2 and triple the 5 if you're patient and invite 665+ chads carrying their friend's rat alt.
>>521218924Cute, so it basically just clogs the market with unsellable goods.
>>521220161bruh my hs is off cd already why would I click that
>>521220329lol the dps guys I invite can't even clear dfc +4 and scream that I have to pull more even though they're fucking dying to darkness trash death purple explosions
>>521218187Everytime I check m+ parses it says 99 so I don't think it works the same as raid parses
>>521220356yeah pretty much. the only time r1 is valuable is like the first few hours/first day of an expansion when that's the only thing anyone can craft and people are willing to gamble on buying it up to sell specialty crafted items they learned how to make before everyone else can make it
https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24186409/sign-up-for-the-mists-of-pandaria-classic-beta-todayWE ARE SO BACK
>>521219453>normalHoly fuck
>>521220417all 3 of these orc paladins clicked it thoughbeit and 2 of them died
CM SETS FOR ALL 2025 FREE TRANSFERS TO RETOILET
>>521218831yep back when the game was good
>>521220089>black rock vs ghost ironBoth look good, why can't allied races be cool?
>>521218210bruh I thought you're making shit upmaybe I should carry xhey'm through a weekly 10, it's a bit embarrassing
>>521221242Dark iron dwarves barely reach the cool factor like iron dwarves but instead we got earthen
>>521218210Priory is one of the most brutal dungeons to heal anyway where people just die to their own stupidity alot
If you need a good group to beat the game content, then you're not a good player.
>>521221296>51 minutesLMAOBath + bed right after, brain completely fried
>>521220921>https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24186409/sign-up-for-the-mists-of-pandaria-classic-beta-todayINTO THE MISTS BROTHER
>>521221495My first timed 10 had four (4) full wipes, two of which were on 2nd boss and one each before and after 2nd boss. I'm surprised people stayed desu as it wasn't weekly no leavers memeshit.>Priory is one of the most brutal dungeons to healTrue, but if six out of seven runs are depleted then I'd hazard a guess maybe it's a (you) problem
>>521221490Earthen are cool in concept, but them being autistic robots is a very weird direction for a new race. They'll feel out of place instantly when this xpac ends, even more than Zandalari and Velfs.As much as I enjoy getting new races to play with, everything after pandas feels so fucking under baked it's insane.
>Ara Kara meme dungeon for S3GRIM
>streamers all churning out videos and podcasts saying oracle is totally fine and anyone who says it's op is just bad or wrongI'm so tired of devs listening to these grifters
>>521219389>>521219472*splashes u with water :DD*FAK U!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>521221791>Bath + bed right afterquick goldshire visit to raise morale*>brain completely friedwhat else is new
>knotting Cawaen in goldshire immediately after yet another disaster m+ runfurryerpman is so lucky...
>>521221913Yeah I don't know what happened in their key. I pretty much 2 chest every 10 im in, but priory its like the IQ of the group drops 15 points. I guess its because people are selecting that dungeon to target farm the 3 diff trinkets. I have had 3 full wipes once in that dungeon to people dying to hammers on 2nd boss somehow
>>521217982the difference is we're laughing WITH themwhile globo gets nothing but disdain because they're all unlikable tryhardy cunts
>nerub>people just carry others in 10s for nothingcant say the same for glomohomo L)OL
>>521221495Priory has a LOT of healer skill checks. First miniboss in the big pull keeping people up so they don't die to thunderclap+aoe combo, managing tank debuff+aoe+pounce bleed overlap on first boss, quickly healing the group up between multiple divine tolls, keeping the group alive on braunpyke miniboss, single target healing people with the lightspawn beam, etc.
>>521222408>quick goldshire visitneever done thatHad some horrible runs this morning, took a cold shower and went to take a nap to reset my mind, there is nothing better
>>521218831i like to think i did pretty alright last tier
>finish a 12 on time ++>hit by one of theseoh nonono my healclitty is GUSHING
>>521218187kinda cringe desu
>>521221495priory is a dungeon specifically designed to remind tanks who think they have a big dick that their weenies are actually quite small and tiny and their groups deserve to die, over and over again, until the teeny-weenie tank committee and their little drones all learn about the concept ofguaranteed arrivalit's why ambulances dont drive 100mphit's why fire trucks respect the rules of the roadand its why you stupid assholes need to stop pulling packs of mobs that have spammable aoes with untelegraphed attacks wiping us over and over and over again right at the start of the dungeon all to gamble bricking the key just to maybe save a few seconds a the risk of losing 10x the amount of time you'd have saved and probably bricking the keystop learning dungeons and mechanics in +10s you nitwits
>>521221952Zandalari feel alright, they're a big empire that joined the Horde. Their population is probably many times larger than the Darkspear.
>>521219268>>521219453holy
>>521223270the panda on the right is male btw. thats a boypanda
>>521220089I think both are great desu. This is the Earthen we could have had.
>>521223519the one on the left is a girlpanda then because this game is 100% heterosexual now
>>521223378???the only challenging part for tanks is the first boss>dungeon where timer means you have to pull big>NNNOOOOOO YOU CANNOT PULL BIGquite literally healer issue
>>521223270What do you guys think they're talking about in private?
>>521223378I've translated this post from retardadin to english, this is the text:"I keep standing in traps and dying even though I have 30 ways to counter it"
>>521223270giwtwm
i am going insaneSTUPID WICK!!!!!
>>521223378certified nerub gm post
I look like that warrior trainer from stormwind
>>521223841Healers taking responsibility for bricking keys challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
>>521223004Theres unironically alot of avoidable damage people tank in that dungeon. Standing in traps on the ground/standing in consecration, getting auto'd, getting hit by hammers on 2nd boss. If people do predictable things its probably not hard to heal but ive had the 4 retard special.
>>521224232proof?
>>521224384nobody stands in trapsnobody stands in consecration unless going to interrupt shitnobody gets auto'd unless the tank is dogfuckingawfulif you get hit by hammer you die, you don't just take damageyou're doing +6 no leavers
>>521223004Never thought about it before but with the way WoW is crafted these days, something being a huge skill check has me wondering about newbs. If someone is brand new to the game or healing in general, then how are they supposed to learn and catch up organically since the last 20 years of content isn’t ran and is not challenging? Do they just have to trial by fire it?
>>521224232Signilda?
How do we feel about the Hallowfall Arathi? Something about them has always felt off to me. They're always rambling about their religion and being all judgemental and shit. We'll probably end up allying with them once Blizz gets to the "Light Bad" expansion though. I honestly wish my characters could just murder them all eventually.They have really sick mogs though. Their aesthetics are top notch.
>>521220921>>521221856MOP is literally retail, are we merging with the cee gee on MOP release?
Why are blizzard servers so shit? 30 minutes "Initializing" and now this.
>>521225018they're perfect for the most annoying type of paladin RPer of all time. "dude le future tech light warriors they're just like muh space marines with the zased light emperor!!!!!". Just like every other story line they're gonna be a big wet fart at the conclusion.
>>521224916there's barely any healing in shitfuck keys like 7you're probably better off by starting as dpsissy but healing isn't impossible to pick up either
>>521224165your farming a mount on +12?
>>521225018I like them, they remind me of one of the factions in metzen's auroboros
>>521225559already have iti want the candle trinket
>>521225018Meh. Bland design, decent pally aesthetic, generic religious motivation. Just glad Blizzard actually did the smart thing and made their one defining feature just be a customizable option on standard humans since that’s all they are rather than making them an allied race. Priory is a really fun dungeon tho.
>>521225018I don't trust anyone who worships a giant crystal in the sky like they're the final boss of cottagecore lesbians
>>521225639>good shit for most specs in flood>good shit for the remaining specs in darkflamecould be a lot worse desu
It did not have to end this way, pandafag... why did you make me do this?
My guild is finally raiding mythic todayy :333
>>521225652>generic religious motivationIt's not that generic, it plays into the themes we saw back in Legion where Illidan told Velen that he needs to get past the whole fate thing, so it's obvious the arathi emperor is an inevitable enemy because he represents the exact antithesis to that moral.
>>521224776Im telling you what happens in the 10's I do (still a 2chest). I dont have the receipts to show so you will have to trust me. Pugs do retarded shit all the time, its easy enough to bruteforce heal alot of the dumbshit they do. I had a DH in a floodgate die to every avoidable AoE circle in a +10 and do the same dps as the tank overall and we still timed
>>521223004Based. That's why it's the most fun dungeon to heal, just pure high octane gameplay every pull
>>521221296ive barely done priory except a few weekly no leavers guild keys for welfare box. idk people staring at my raider.io looking at the worst dungeon is pretty funny to me
>>521226285come to goldshire
>>521217519>I've noticed you seem to take everything literalSarcasm and nuance does not translate in text, hence the only reasonable way to take anything online is exactly as it appears. If you want something taken as sarcasm you better close it with a /sI take things as what they appear to be an do not attach nuance that is not explicitly there. This does lead to me writing text walls at troll posts occasionally but I feel its better to expound honestly for the benefit of the audience than to play faggoty winking footsie games where we all just act fake all the time for the sake of entertainment or w/e. I say what I think in the context I see. >condescending wonka vibesWhat you fail to grasp is that my "condescending wonka vibes" are exactly on target. I have been here forever, I have been lurking this thread for 12 years and 4chan for longer than that. And worse shitholes like ebaumsworld and newgrounds for longer still. I have see ALL of it before.As for queerus my beef is that I think he is an actual schizo the way he pinballs between moods and mannerisms placating, whining and acting hurt one moment and then hostile, vitriolic and maniacal the next. I think he is a crazy person and a totally coddled spoiled brat on top of that. Someone who has just treated everyone around him like shit his entirely life and been allowed to do so and so he thinks its normal and acceptable to do.spectrum, maybe, probably but I refuse to be labelled, desu I regard mild autism as as much a superpower as a handicap. Sure I miss some social cues but I am also immune to social pressure and always free to make my own choices. I see simplicity that other miss because they are too busy getting hung up on the social implications. I don't like querus cus I think he's a shitty person, and he has done nothing to dispel that impression. Rather his continued back and forth between acting the victim and acting hostile makes me think he is either a lunatic, or **acting**
>>521226341my wifey snuh
>>521226285(literally all the others are timed 12s ive not even been trying to push priory)
>>521223841quite literally a math issue but you're probably muttmerican so you fat asses don't know maths no mo>>521224067if that's your "translation" then you just had an ESL moment>>521224198You mean Nerub who got AOTC before FOBOGLOMO? Would be nice since they are so much better but I am not in that guild because I would never reduce myself to something as disgusting as ..... engaging with 4chan filth .... outside of 4chan
>>521225094MoP is better than retail, better class design, more Jeremy sovl, CMs. Pure kino
>>521226550no need to cope this early, it's not even out bro
bitch got me out here fighting ghosts for a fucking Hearthstone cardDF is definitely an expansion
jelly??
>>521226550I think all the pandaboomers will get a big dose of reality when pandaland comes out and they spend half their playtime doing daily quests
>>521225173close and reopen the launcher.
>>521226943I played on a MoP private server its kino. Coin farming also got heavily accelerated each consecutive patch.
>>521225897kek
>>521224916Ideally m0 would be for them. damage happens but it's never enough to really kill anyone so you can spill your spaghetti and still be okay. but devs are fucking retarded and made m0 the equivalent to an old +10, you can do it only once a week and it's not able to be queued. if they made it permanently queueable with farmable veteran gear and also maybe brought back/updated stuff like proving grounds then people wouldn't just be thrown to the wolves with the expectation that they had 20 years of experience or are an autistic zoomer wow savant.
>>521226943>she didnt join a group to do dailies to be done super quicklol
it's going at less than 0.1 MB/s, what the fuck is that
guhh
>>521227187I remember old heroic dungeons with daily lockouts, they were kinda nice 7bh. Good idea, m0s being queueable and spammable but drop veteran gear instead, make normal as hard as heroic dungeons and remove heroic dungeons as a whole (why do they even exist)
private server memory: group of trolls slow walk RPing on a private server and sitting around a campfire and doing mod created events
>>521227415NEEDS COCK AND BALLS
>>521227415>wasted chance of feet + ass
>>521225897lol
>>521227573if Ascension had rp, I think I'd just play that for the rest of my days
>>521225980kek
>>521227415imagine a fat log sliding down her balls
>>521227428Why don't you work at blizzard. I swear if /wowg/ was contracted for wow the game would be fixed in a week tops fr
>>521227415why does she have like zero porn?
>>521228141Stop asking STUPID questions
>>521220921opted in. been subbed pretty much non-stop since 19', they better give me an invite :(
>>521228141My guy, she has a decent amount of porn for a very recent character. What she really needs is more corrupting pure heroes porn. That's where it's really at.
>>521228263Not that anon but why mad?
>>521225897But you're also a pandafag?
xalaslut
>>521228540>why is someone mad
>>521224973
>>521228418she has like zero porn. Being recent is no obstacle. Look at Kiriko, Juno, any Hoyo character, WuWa, etc.
>>521228930>look at *gooner 'games'*
>>521228862but she is from goldshire
>>521228930>look at these no game play coombrain gameskys gachagger
>tried priest after maining rdruidholy jumping shitballsother healers aren't even playing the same gameoverlaps? lol, lmao even
/wowg/ is in charge of the game for a week, what are your predictions on what would happen?
>>521217519If you're talking to Nochester.. I don't even hate him. I tried to sit down next to him when he was fishing. I didn't even say anything in chat, he noticed me and then took off flying. Lol These people are fragile and scared. I can only summarize it as they have been burned by someone else before I came around at the start of this patch.I appreciate you pressing him and your epic reddit spacing.>>521226438>As for queerus my beef is that I think he is an actual schizo the way he pinballs between moods and mannerisms placating, whining and acting hurt one moment and then hostile, vitriolic and maniacal the next. I think he is a crazy person and a totally coddled spoiled brat on top of that. Someone who has just treated everyone around him like shit his entirely life and been allowed to do so and so he thinks its normal and acceptable to do.I suggest you attempt to get to know me outside of thread banter then. This place creates a whirlwind of reactions because I have been a very polarizing character for starters, I didn't start off the best here, and it's not like this place is the most inviting. I have been blacklisted since starting the VERY OBVIOUSLY FAKE trollanon rumor.I am very amicable, but you would need to get to know me, especially through voice chat, but if all you can read is text, then you have no idea of the type of person I am. That is why I press for making amends and talking over voice. This is what I wouldve recommended to Maye, Bake, Globofomo.I mean, do you not see that I'm not a continually hateful person? It's been that for the past week and some change that I've had boughts of on and off contempt because we cannot amend and settle this drama...as the globofomo side doesn't want to budge. That's all. I would love to play keys and say hi to you ingame !
>>521229457CM readded, everyone gets CM sets
>>521229280>>521229025Overwatch, Genshin, ZZZ, WuWa, etc. all have more gameplay than WoW. What's WoW's gameplay? Sitting around in Dornogal for 5 hours and then blitzing a 30 minute dungeon?
>>521229440>gave up on preservation, tried mw then priest It really is like you're playing an entirely different game
>>521229728>gachaslop cope lol. lmao. thank god I don't have to spend $700 to get four copies of death knights so I can go tank a dungeon.
>>521225018glad they're half elves to stave off the human supremacist chuds
>>521229457too many changes to list and i fire everyone but myself because you niggas are retarded
xalafeet
>>521229457>ctrl-a>deleteyou can thank me later
HALONJEETRUS THE REDEEMER
>>521231036kino boss
>>521231036>>521231104It was kind of kino seeing a bunch of more Halondruses right after his fight, it was a nice narrative touch
>>521229510I never even noticed you when fishingI fished out the hole and moved on probablypeople drop in and try to steal my fish constantly. So when someone lands near me I just ignore them entirely finish what Im doing and then leavethat said I still have no interest in befriending you. I think your attempts to seek access are simply in order to gain more information with which to attack people.Like I said, nothing you have done has altered my perception of you for the better.
>>521231036>mindbreaks your raid devs.
>>521226341B A D A S S
>>521231328
Oribos...home...
I NEED MORE PROFESSION KNOWLEDGE AAAA
>>521231724Danuser... Perhaps I Treated You Too Harshly
fractals
>>521226271I just timed a +3 dfc and the shaman managed to die while I was pulling the fire elementals in the candle elemental's room and then at the end of the dungeon before the darkness when I had to kill the DICKWORMS the fucking warlock whom I only invited because I thought his name was cool asked me why I had to jump around so much and he was missing his aoe well retard I HAVE TO PULL THE BIG PULL OR ELSE NOBODY DEALS ANY DAMAGE I HAVE TO JUMP TO EXTEND THE RANGE OF MY ATTACKS SO THAT I CAN PULL MORE FUCK YOU DPS FAGGOTSanyway got rook +4 now I'd have to get the most retarded players ever to fail that, maybe I should invite full rets again
>>521231861Made me 'member this sneedolands cinematic spoilerHNGGGG the music... falling in love with the oracle... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF4pRvmNIGI
>>521232494goblinas owe me sex
Femworg posting
>>521233270that IS a lot of flashing lights
>>521233270Music 10/10Thighs 10/10Flashing lights / 10
the logo for MoP Classic on its landing page is called "kazoo-logo"https://blz-contentstack-images.akamaized.net/v3/assets/blt3452e3b114fab0cd/bltffc20bbc4caf8c3b/679d43c9bf086a4164b3ec5a/kazoo-logo.pnghttps://youtu.be/1waVSu4adDM
loltoilets
>>521234114Now this is KINO
>>521232494fem goblins need to show me their butts
>>521231472Huh. This is what I'm talking about when I mentioned how burned you must be by past people.Why would I want to hurt you if we were amicable?You don't need to shelter yourself so much.
M+ would improve significantly by swiping TESO's trifectas and scoring systemkeep the levels and scaling and such but flatten gear rewards to always be M0 equivalent, in higher levels you're exclusively playing for scorebring back hard mode buttons and toss in trifectas (hard mode+deathless+speedrun) with CM class cosmetics as aspirational content for the people who don't want to compete
>>521231328what iu like about that boss is that its pure mechanicsno addon can help you
>>521234114>people actually hate thisit's true what they say... wow players ain't got no SOULS!!!
>>521234114H-HOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>521234505because you have repeatedly declared your intention to do so.over and over and over.I wonder if you actually dont remember the tirades you go off on.
can 4 gamers solo df raids yet
>>521233270Why can't I for my life find the name of this song btw? it's so good and beautiful but it's impossible to find it as an standalone track, it's just on some zones in Bastion and in the menu theme, but bastion has 100 different tracks aaaiiieee
>it's almost time for me to be vindicated about MoP being the most overrated expansion of all time feels good
>>521235047thank u for your input valued poster
actually, every expansions is overrated trash. vanilla wow is overrated trash. it's all trashthere was never a good warcraft game at all
love
>>521235163damn now that's one BASED poster if I do say so myself
>>521235016Still no LFR npc for DF raids, so you probably need a solid 5 man group for mythic raids
>>521235163>ret>furious shitposter>basketballthis dude isnt NOT white at all holy shit
>>521234612would all threebut i'd only allow Tyrande to eat my yummy cummy with her baby-making nelfussy
>>521234809Well, we're we at virtual war or not?Do you really want to be at digital war forever?
>>521231496AIIIIIIIIEEEE MY WEAK AURAS
Where did the vulpera go??
>>521235047first time you shitpost since the last time someone expose you lmao
>that looney tr00ney announcing blocksman I hate avatarfags so much. fucking insufferable.
vulperro caca totems are pretty cute...
MoP classic... The most kino ability of all time is coming home...
>>521235849I want to kill & eat vulperaI wonder what they taste like? Probably absolutely delicious.
>>521191153ESO ADDED SUBCLASSES BEFORE WOW!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lSVd1cR8w0
>>521235932Oh so now is official /wowg/ theme instead of /wowcg/
So nerub gm only gets keys done because 'she' erps with some furry? Wish i was a tranny easy mode
>>521236006Given all the fur, you can probably get a solid pound of edible meat out of them.
>>521236053Damn that actually sounds cool, I can't believe something might make me play that trash heap again.
>>521236006based levels too high on this is singular post
>>521236053Blizzard stole their housing, now they will steal subclasses in Midnight.
>>521236053yeah but the combat is still the same
>>521235427>piclmfao
>>521236053IOOOOOOOON THE NECROMANCER RIPCORD! THE TINKER RIPCORD! IOOOOOOOOOOON!
>>521236053>3k viewersgrim
https://warcraft.wiki.gg/
>>52123648740k on twitch, but you only go there for free drops and since i am not playing because i am not paying a shitload of money for the expansions and ESO's predatory premium system.
>>521236053>over 40 specs>blizz has idea for maybe 25 of them>omg we need moariunno man
not a fan of sub classes
>>521236053But when is ESO adding fun?
>>521232334buy some from the vendors with artisan acuityhttps://www.wowhead.com/item=210814/artisans-acuity#currency-for
>>521236053nigger
the state of weakauras
>>521236908Tmog and rp is the endgame alongside argonian slavery jokes
(1 minute) Queue on a thursday mid dayIon won
>>521235574Were not at "virtual war" you absolute lunaticyou acted like a shithead and got excluded due to poor behavior.YOU are at "virtual war" which again, precisely illustrates WHY no one wants to associate with you.I am not "fighting" you, I am disregarding you as an undesiarable.I tried to explain this all to you the other night and extended an offer of help understanding why it is that people do not want you around and you spat on my offer in good faith, because it involved YOU examining yourself for what you had done and why it was unacceptable behavior. You refuse to acknowledge that you began all this and that your behavior is the entire reason for your exclusion. If you ahd simply popped up in the thread and asked for a ginvite you would have had it, but thats not what you did. And you act like everyone has to just pretend none of that happened and allow you in when youve not even shown a scrap of contrition or a change in behavior. You keep doing it and every time you do another lock gets added to the door keeping you out.No amount of screaming crying tantrum throwing or pretending to be wronged and abused will alter this. The only thing that MIGHT is you altering your behavior, fucking apologizing for shitting up the thread so much and acting like a fucking adult for a while. No one wants a tantrum throwing brat with an avowed enjoyment of artificial drama in their guild.Like fucking listen to yourself you act like this "threat" of yours has some weight."Digital war" you are fucking nothing dude. You have no hold on or leverage over me at all. You can be mad at me for eternity for all I care. There's a fucking waiting list, take a number and get in line.
>>521236053rip ESO I guess, can't wait for everyone to run the same 2 builds
>>521236064yeah, you can usually see them around 9pm server time in the goldshire basement.
>>521236053Blizzard couldn't even balance >>521235932 and gave up after one expansion you expect them to handle sub classing?
>>521226930>guild bankOH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>521237220only potions I use are 4g bronze cavedweller healing pots
>>521238048it shares a cd with your prepot tho
>>521236053So what are specs to you if not subclasses? Not that it matters since ESO sucks ass regardless.
>>521238093NTA but i'm not mentally ill
>friend tells me to come back>tell him I'll come back on the stipulation that he actually plays with me>never wants to do keys with me>practically ignores me>only ever see him during our guild raid and even then he barely talks to mewhy are people like this
>>521237993kekblizzard are shit. it's amazing how no king rules forever.
>>521238357maybe because he's not really your friend
>>521238357dont you chill in vc or something?
>>521237993Snuh didn't care about that though, my wife did not care
>>521236053I thought they were hardblocked into not being able to expand skills much more due to hardware limitations on consoles?
>>521239013we'll rarely hang out in discord and if I ask him he just doesn't respond or says he's busy>>521238904would be sad to have a 10 year friendship die
>>521238182all leeches are mentally illuntermensch
>>521238702For me? It's Hurcs.
>>521238702yeah
>>521239153directly ask the bastard to do keys
>>521237537I would apologize but there's never been a proper venue for me to do so other than apologizing right here, but what if they miss it?I mean in one of my initial attempts to apology and drop shit, I had a fear that others messing with you, or globo people, would be interpreted as me doing such. I didn't want this to be the case, so I did try to reach out ingame, and wound up being more obnoxious.I can and will take accountability. I just don't believe it can reliably happen here as this place is fluid and ambiguous...who knows, even an apology message would probably be scrubbed by a janny for "offtopic"I do suggest you not act like you're impermeable, that's one of the biggest mistakes people make in the online sphere. It just paints a bigger target for people who are bored or don't like you.
>>521239360I ask him almost every other day - he's always doing boosts and if he's not he'll say "maybe later" then doesn't respond if I follow up a couple hours later.
...
So like is there a farm for Crackling Shards or am I extremely unlucky? got ten level 80s and seen two this entire time.
>>521239051the issue was always the anim cancel shit
>>521236053Sounds neat, if you can actually do what the chick says and make a class of spamming summons that's worth playing to me
FUCK THIS SHITFUCK THIS SHITFUCK THIS SHITFUCK THIS SHITFUCK THIS SHITFUCK THIS SHITFUCK THIS SHIT
>>521239378>not act so impermeable.Silly Bitch,I am the juggernaut.Your weapons cannot harm me.
>>521239469niggardly behavior. slap him
so what are these reddit spacing posters yapping about? can't be arsed to read their inane faggotry
>>521239598Ive had 14 level 80s since the first month, I have like 20+ nowI have three shards Unless you are sperg grinding wolves and bees it just takes a while.
>>521236985already slurped it all up I need MORE
>>521240459you bought it from all vendors?
>>521240338I came in and fabricated a story about a random avatarfag, saying they were flashing me while cross dressing in a discord call.I pissed off all avatar fags.Nochester, the blogposter I'm talking to, states that only the avatarfags play the game and the people who hate them do not.Avatarfags do not accept apologies.Avatarfags and I enter a long running several week conflict over e-drama. Welcome to the last few weeks of threads.
>>521240338honestly I think they just want to erp with each other but instead of just doing it they have to be fags about it
>>521241013is this qyueryus?
>>521240945there's more than just the elf in dornogal?
>>521241013get a life a joba gf
>>521241730no
>>521194456plogon?
>>521241013you made up a story about the one person here who is basically everyone friend. Mistake that.I cannot speak for anyone else but I do not accept apologies when I feel they are not genuine and are simply seeking to excuse behavior. It should be noted, I am not in globofomo and have zero control or influence over their decision to allow you in or not. Thats up to them and Im not going to and have not tried to persuade them one way or the other. I speak for myself and the only other people I have talk about you privately with is trollanon and maye, both of whome I talk to somewhat often.I am friends with a couple of them, but specifically not the leadership.
>>521241518the spider niggers City of Threads sell knowledge books for Kejhttps://www.wow-professions.com/guides/the-war-within/one-time-profession-knowledge-points
https://www.wowhead.com/news/unique-transmogs-awarded-to-london-30th-anniversary-attendees-373432 is this goodie bag free for people who go to these events?
>>521242058it comes as part of the ticketit is part of the event swagit is not "free"those tickets are usually ludicrously expensive, like hundreds of dollars.
>>521241518yes. every renown vendor has them
KICK THAT GREENSKIN OFF THE AIRSHIP!
>>521242263the tickets were literally free
Shipping and Handling is still fucking broken?After almost 2 months?
>>521242291kek
Helping newbies in delve groups as a mythic geared player is SOVL
>>521241380:3 idk are you the police?>>521241730I have a jobI have a gf>pic is my warlock as a dark iron dwarf done up by my gfA life is an ambiguous request.>>521241940It was a mistake.>I am friends with a couple of them, but specifically not the leadership>...trollanon and maye...Maye holds a lot of water with Globo, he possibly is what appears to be the deciding factor, as Bake... in text is an ass but over voice is pleasant.I do want to change but there needs to be a point for said heel turn and from my pov, there has not been a space for said change unfortunately. I do not find the threads adequate because anyone can say anything and I don't want them to schizo out over someone shit talking Maye, Bake, or Globo...thinking it's me.
>>521242759wholesome. i do that but with low keys. it's nice to just turn off and blast mobs
discordbwos......
>>521242817just go EU and join Nerub
i wish qyuryus was also cute irl
>>521242817does your gf do comissions for wowg cuties
>>521242862Based wholesomeKING
Oh man I'm sure glad my wowg guild is free of drama
>>521242909Unfortunately being EST... I don't want to deal with the ping lol.Also my buddy who is from the Netherlands plays on NA servers because he hates the conglomerate of languages and Russians.>>521243045nyooo.... >>521243016I AM cute!!!! ;_;
>>521240105just get a druid friend, trivial
>>521241013your posts are pretty up and down like you're manicwhy do you even want to join that guild anyway?
>time meadery at 10>get portal for meadery>also get portal for black rook holduhhh thanks?what?
>>521236053>GW2 kills itself by switching to mini DLCs with no content>FFXIV kills itself by sanding combat down into nothingness>now ESO is killing itself by straight up deleting classes as a conceptthis is just depressing
>doing corruption boss for the quest>game crashes to desktop and I just lose ~10 maps of travelingfucking cool game man love it, let's be sure we focus all of our efforts on the campaign
>>521242817you dont have a job. you don't have a gf.you spent your own time recording people in globofomo's discord just to "own" them. you ujploaded it to youtube as a "gotcha" and you got shamed out of the thread for a couple days after that. It's hard to believe that someone that would do that has a gf or a stable life.
>>521243752wow just keeps winning baby
>>521243359>nyooo....damn. why not?
>one shaman in group>notice that we've downed two bosses without skyfury ever being cast>ask him to cast it>he never casts it>wait ten minutes before pulling boss>ask him to cast it again>kick him when he doesn't cast it and then invite another shaman that does cast it>get the "wtf" whisper and then immediately put him on blacklist
>>521243752EverQuest won
>spriest done 2.2mill overall in a 12 jesus
>>521243643Meh. I like to sit in calls and talk to people. I like to have fun while playing the game.As Ive stated prior, hypothetically speaking, in a reality in which they accepted my apology and invited me in, 50% there's a chance I get bored and stop showing up, stop posting in the threads, just log in for the monthly wow Trading post. I am juggling this game between others, work 40 hours, in school for my bachelor's, trolling elsewhere. Like I was just trolling some PWR lolcow related to DSP. ... but to have a 4chan discord where I can hang out in vc and talk about furries or yiff seems fun.>>521243870Dude I'm a shitposter. You don't know me, you only have an idea of what kind of person I am based off of text you read on 4chan, that's heavily censored by the way. I mean I don't need to double down on what I've got going on in real life... like christ half the time I tell people I meet online I'm dating a big fat black girl and that I work at Walmart unloading trucks lol.>>521244052Meh she doesn't do commissions and just does art for the sake of doing art. She did that for valentines day :3Looking at it makes me want to switch from my dracthyr back to dark iron dwarf cutieeeeee
>>521241995>>521242275thank you so much anons
>>521243752Anon everyone wanted subclasses for years to play as proper TES game
>>521244318i did even less in a meme barely-timed workshop 12some b-list method boomkin did 2.3
>>521240338>reddit spacingnice way to out yourself you fucking election tourist
SOD WON
>>521244932the reddit spacers ultimate defence is............. proto redditors from 21 years ago
>always been outperformed by everyone else on the deeps meters>mfw getting 4 pieces of tier setgame is fun now wtf
>>521244329trolling people right out the gate was probably not a good approach. most people will only tolerate it once in a while if at all
>>521245060she's so fucking cute. i want to smooch those bright red lips
>>521245060kill yourself
I haven’t crashed a single key this seasonnot one
>>521246057It is funny anyone that talks about redditspacing instantly outs themselves as some retarded election tourist
>>521246107Unlucky
>>521196708people say making healers OP is a good idea to make people play it but i think tanks deserve that treatment far more.
>>521246107So you either leave runs immediately because you care about your social e-credit score too much or you only play with good players. Crash runs are fun
>>521246512And then healers are just mini dps again
I enjoy playing enhancement Shaman.
>>521245060kek
>>521238357Trying to play with friends is a mistake.>ask friend if he wants to m+ at 18h>"in 20min">45min later he posts on discord again "at 22h">at 23h "tomorrow, I'm tired"That was yesterday, guess what happened to his "tomorrow" from yesterday? it became "I can't".I hate this faggot so fucking much, can't schedule his life (he just has a job, no gf or anything), always stopping after 1 and at best 2 m+ then going "we do later" later meaning never all the fucking time.It's not even about not wanting to play with me, this guy just doesn't care about anyone's time except himself and has a reverse ADHD or something about games where he's only allowed to play x amount of time or something, the normalfag brain that needs to "rest" after a while.
>>521246760>discord
>>521246673make healers weak = game is better because you can run 4dps comps in high keys = healers cry = healers overbuffed = game is shit = people complain about needing to rely on some retard to play properly = healers get nerfed into weakness and the cycle continues
>>521247068sounds like the overarching problem is Blizzard listening too much to their retarded playerbase
>>521247158well more specifically they dont realize that healeroids do not qualify as human in particular but yes, in a way you're right.
>>521246980I mean msn, of course.
I love this affix20% haste is like heroin
>>521245316Well I mean, I was met with hostility because I had laughed at some dude who invited me to his guild with a mention of "inclusivity"
>>521247792Do mobs also get haste/AS?
>>521245060Embarassing, anon
>>521248316only if you fail the mechanic
>>521245060making someone dig for that not once but 3 times is the true victory
>>521244726it's not a proper TES game, it's an mmo90% of everybody is going to run an identical build and you know it
>>521249382we'll see, it seems to me that the ESO playerbase is much much more casual and less metabrained than WoW's players
>>521247792>do anything above 12>no more affix>fun stolenkinda cringe
>>521247418Now you're good
>>521249562those keys are serious gamers only, if I catch you having fun it's an instant kick
https://us.battle.net/support/en/article/150245Imagine actually playing this buggy ass game, phasing was a huge mistake
i don't like m+.
>m+ is... le bad!
>>521249562>not having to do the minigamewdym now you can freely pump
>>521249507oh god no, they're so much worsejust look at this shit, literally 2/3 of all dps parses are a single build
>>521250559i do. when it's tuned properly like now it's very fun
>>521250995that is because this retarded game attracted the most toxic parsefags from wow there after everyone quit during a certain expansion and blizzcon and baldo playing that game
Does anyone have that image of what ilvl equivalent cyrce is worth for each class?.
>>521250995that's selecting for players who actually record and upload parses thoughe
>>521251367isnt it 658 for everyone
they should add a class called the Artist and you deal damage to enemies by showing them scary and sad paintings and heal allies by showing them inspiring and beautiful paintings and tank by sculpting big strong statues
>>521251469Mostly yes but i think there was a couple specs where it was equal to a myth track ring but i could be wrong.
>>521251632woah... powerful..
>>521252009they can have a spell called Change The World Through Beauty that gives bloodlust and heals the whole raid to 100%
>>521251367Keep in mind it's a x ilvl that ALSO has ideal stats for your spec
>>521252570>AugAha! Haha! Hahaha!!
>>521251632bladework is already the most artistic expression of skill imaginable, token not needed
What's the point of cooldown managers when you can just have your abilities in the middle of your screen?
>>521239469Damn your friend sucks, sorry anon.
>>521252570ive seen many top rets and rogues removing it for 558 rings
>>521253204sometimes you want to track specific buffs or debuffs so they're useful for that.
>>521252570the answer is always sim it
>>521253278believable, its about an 8k upgrade with the rings i have available perpetual conflict never dropped for megally ring is a 40k upgrade at 665 believe it or not
>>521253136Why do you have sex with nearly
>>521252570That's the one, thanks anon
>>521250995you have to be an omega sweatlord to be recording parses in ESO to begin witha huge swath of the playerbase doesn't even bother with veteran dungeons let alone trials
>>521253146the pen is mightier than the sword
>>521253517I'm outlaw and the combination of a crafted ring and the cleft ring beat the circlet.
do you remember
>>521253542... What?
>>521253986You know what i'm talking about. I know a little too much of everything.
i really wanna play frost mage but i cba gearing lol :D
>>521253136>>521253986I couldn't find the picture I had of the artwork my gf did of my toon, back when we had the discussion about my warlocks race changes, how I was dark iron dwarf but I'm now a dracthyr.>>521242817I think my Dark Iron Dwarf had more character than the current visage form of tan elf.
>>521253440Then it should track the aura on the ability.
>>521254246Forgot to add I took a pic of it earlier today lol x. X
>>521253610I'll take the penis mightier for 1200
>>521253595ok? a huge swath of wow players don't leave goldshire, that doesn't mean Blizz should cater to them exclusively
>>521254671truth nuke!!
>>521254665nice lol
>>521254665based
>>521255048>>521255048>>521255048>>521255048NEW
>>521254392yeah it shouldnt
>>521254824are you selling penis mightier, Trebek
>>521253501terf foids are weird
>>521255269It shouldn't what?