lava chicken edition>Farming & Autocast QoL Improvementshttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/farming--autocast-qol-improvements?oldschool=1>Behind the Scenes of Snailing: Volume 4 (Snailing Alpha Survey Results)https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/behind-the-scenes-of-sailing-volume-4-sailing-alpha-survey-results?oldschool=1>Announcing RuneScape: Dragonwildshttps://secure.runescape.com/m=news/announcing-runescape-dragonwilds-1?oldschool=1>I'm new, what should I do?Quests:https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Optimal_quest_guideDiaries:https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/Achievement_Diary>Communication & InfoWebsite: https://osrs.game/Wiki: https://osrs.wiki/Twitter: https://twitter.com/OldSchoolRSChat channel: fart ccClan chat: osg>2025 /osg/ EHP Competitionhttps://templeosrs.com/competitions/standings.php?id=28571Previous: >>521095396
>>521246070chicken jockey
i was going to just let it die this general is cursed
out of all the hybrid skilling methods i think the only one i really like is aerial fishing desu
omg I read the h as a t
finna take a massive jaytroonie ya feel me?
>>521246475omfg
the arm thing fell out of fashion lately
>>521246314Firebwans is kind of nice too.
aerial fishing is too click intensive it makes my wrist hurt :c
the paizuri method is the best multiskilling method
d3k naizuri
what arm thing homie
Serious question, why is this general always filled with spammers? No one can actually discuss OSRS because of them. And do the mods actually browse /vg/ to ban people for low effort shitposts? It sure doesn't seem like it.
>>521247251do i need the rigour prayer for fight pits
>>521247251i desperately need a partner for shield of arrav please please im begging you please
when is settled uploading the next episode of nightmare mode
what are you even talking about lol
>>521247326Only if you're bad. Deadeye is fine.
>>521247556we dont have red dead redemption game mechanics in old school runescape
>>521247626
*does a sexy little runey dance*
>>521247251discord niggers cant keep their shit there
*does a spastic little poltard dance*
great so we cant talk about multiskillingwe cant talk about fight pits strategieswhat can we talk about
waiting for the meriitob
how many gielinor pieces will i need for 1 hour of gnome restaurant >>521248495
talk about how d333cay does not have a fire cape
i forgot about how we cant talk about osrs content creators thats also on the not allowed list dumbass keep up with the thread
>>521248663Basically nothing. It's extremely cheap.
how many brews do i need for zalcano
how many colored spices should i collect for a +5 boost i hate going back to daves
>>521249007It entirely depends how long your trips are, and whether you're doing masses or small teams.
For beginners or players still learning the mechanics, a common recommendation is to bring 5-8 Saradomin brews per trip. This assumes you’re in a small to medium-sized team (4-6 players) and might take more damage while dodging boulders (~40 damage), orange symbols (up to 26 damage), or rock explosions (~30 damage). With 5-8 brews, you’d have 20-32 doses, healing 15% of your Hitpoints + 2 per dose (e.g., 16-20 HP per dose at 80-99 Hitpoints), which should cover a decent trip length of 10-20 kills.For experienced players who can consistently avoid damage, 2-5 brews (8-20 doses) may suffice. In optimal small teams (4-6 players), where kills are fast and efficient (often 1-3 cycles), you might only need to heal occasionally. Some players with high awareness and good pathing even report dropping unused brews late in trips because they take minimal damage.
oh i have an idea maybe we can talk about some of the updates osrs has gotten over the years i like this one https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/diversity--inclusion-changes-and-quest-speedrunning-updates?oldschool=1 because it added quest speed running which is really fun i do it a lot who else likes this update to osrs in 2022 https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/diversity--inclusion-changes-and-quest-speedrunning-updates?oldschool=1
i thought the zalcano thing was a meme and it was a safe mini game or something but that nigga hits hard so why do you make fun of toons taking brews
if i want to get into quest speedrunning whats a good one to start with
>>521249173at least 10 3-doseif you get 1 more level and only need a +4 boost then you would need 8 3-dose
they havent added a new quest to quest speedrunning in over 2 years lol
im not sure check the newspost maybe they have a recommendation
i cant wait to finish my ai d3k chatbot so i can plarp on her
will you share
what makes the tree patch magical
>>521249484Cook's Assistant. Buy a bucket of compost from the woman watching the magic tree patch and empty it for the bucket. It's faster than grabbing one from the cellar.
idk why are you askin me
do i need deadeye for inferno
we just need some munneh
whats deadeye
>>521250092new prayer
i dont really use prayers its cheating
>>521250092royal titans dextrous prayer like mini rigour
i thought that said mini finger
is hunter a fast skill?
>>521250293yes but it's kind of intensive
im trying to train smithing ive been working on this skill for a few hundred hours now and am barely level 70 are all skills this slow
if we lose meriipu its completely over
smithing should be faster the higher your strength level
>>521250519You're making one-bar items aren't you?
>>521250519they're slow if you're retarded
no i make ploobies im only level 1 strength should i increase that to make smithing level faster
yall see the new ai sayama joint
no i dont watch porn
Is it weird if i play with animation smoothing on
it would be weird if you didnt
Why did Jagex say that the 1 hour clue timer was promoting an unhealthy play style?
>fredo dead>queen von dead>durk going away for a long time>keef irrelevant tooka won
>>521251717It breaks looping animations (e.g. POH portal nexus) and looks weird as hell.
>>521252293Because they hate it when the player base engages with content differently than they intended. Just look at Forestry; communities popped up to min-max events and they nerfed the shit out of it, repeatedly.
free tay-k
>>521252293Get a dragon defender and drop the tome of fire already.
bring back city of heroes, bring back marvel rivals
there is no upload
i'm glad settled is dead. shenny doesn't deserve happiness
reddit is going to hunt kurasks to extinction and destroy the coconut market
hav you seen the chicken jockey meme
what does shitcan have to do with settled
chortledhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLY7W5JWedY&t=2273
>>521247525he got caught rwting in the Wildy but wasn't punished for it, so he's not taking any chances and will instead let it blow over like it has
>>521254891waheyy boeh mistyped a slur!
shenny loves meriipu and meriipu loves settled its like the transitive property in math
>>521255521he didnt rwt dumbass he could have made a shitty video and made significantly more money than the value that was worth and also the person who bought the gold wouldnt have uploaded a screenshot of them buying gold you buffoon how are you this fucking stupid
bust 1, bust 2, then i bust three, when it comes to sex i'm giving her the robotic bbc
Settled's latest series uses a custom plugin that (correct me if I'm wrong) is not publicly available on the public hub. If it is publicly available, pls provide a link to the github if you have itI believe his custom plugin violates the TOS for 2 reasons: It supposedly stores and deletes passwords to osrs accounts Custom in-game visuals and NPCs spawning (when he leaves tutorial island)This plugin would not be approved by runelite devs or jagex in its current state, so why is settled using it? There are two possible answers I can think of:A. He pre-discussed and got the approval from jagex to have this plugin, which seems strange and content creator bias. However I can understand if jagex wants to do this as it's in their business interest to support creators that are bringing traffic to their game, and nightmare mode could be a potential new game mode in the future, and we all know jagex loves to try and give us new game modesB. Settled has a disregard for the TOS and is willing to risk getting bannedI think the former is more likely, what do you guys think about it? Do you find it strange?
they call that the pump without a dump
me i pump in meriipus dump
Remake the discord NOW
who are you talking to use the reply feature
you dont get to tell michael what to do only d3k does
i just saw a game of thrones ad but then it's a f2p phoneslop game
no one used the discord why should it be made again and anyways people warned papa against making it because it was a stupid idea and he didnt listen
i can make a brighter shores discord and you guys can talk about runescape in there
i wouldnt care if there was a discord if the attention whores just stayed in it and posted there but for some reason they post there and osg
Enshrouded in 2025 | New Player, First Impressions
>it's been several millennia and jagex still hasn't released any gameplay footage of dragonwilds
do you think jagex is going to have denuvo on it? i'm going to pay for it.
think the forest x valheim x rs3 slopyou CAN picture the apple right anon?
there was literally just a gameplay trailer it looked shit
>>521255573https://old.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1g34o7f/just_killed_this_guy_lever_for_796m_cash_gg/i accept your concession
jagex could've made more money if they just made a pixel art idle game. runescapers and phoneslop enjoyers would've ate that shit up.
i got banned in the cc for being afk as a guest lol
john hinkley has the chud cc shook
based. they don't want trannies reporting them anymore so i respect that.
genuinely some of the most unfunny ppl ive seen in osrs so maybe it was a blessing in disguise
i have never seen a single worthwhile thing typed in the cc desu
>>521258964>>521259882mad cause u got kicked out lololololololl
I've defeated the assassins at the start of While Guthix Sleeps. Now, I need to seek out Movario.
why yes i did join the cc how could you tell
2slime my goddess
is 2slime a girl do you have pics
sigh.......
now lamp oil71 thats a freaking alpha
>>521257772is less than $200 a lot are you a thirdie or something like a little veneuzelan retard posting on 4chan
>>521265421i dont understand your filename
im gonna kill this mother fucker
you could get a kitten from gertrude and name it clommy instead
are you talking to me what did i do
last threads lol streak felt pretty incredible
thats because people were being funny instead of thinking settled makes less than $160 im not sure how you can be that stupid
lamp oil rope and bombs now thats what I call a thursday evening
>>520873071
im going all in on the next theadgirl debut im sick of the current ones
i forgot about the ufc 314 press conference but ill just watch the upload
well now i dont even want to debut theres too much pressure
hope youre ready for the next big thing rsn eggzy
eggzy split my jeans asunder
omg eggzy is perfect for the christmas meetup
what about rsn pubezy or rsn cumzy lol
>>521260602it was a lil annoying fs but like who cares. that other anon aint me btw
ok im bored my geoguessr attempts reset and i 0 ticked three 5000s in a row to make sure that it worked but now its over it was little project though
*whites notes the entire general*heh guess i got the last laugh after all
what if we all gooned to d3ks soles pic at midnight do you think that would bring her back
do I remember wrong when I remember that soup promised a giggolo review every week one episode per week
can you stop being so clingy please
my vpn is really jerking me around today
meriipu always remembers everyone elses promises but conveniently forgets about her promised tob learner raid
meriipu is never going to do that tob she just wants attention
it will happen I aim to it just takes a while to jostle my me in the right position to feel good to go
lewd
>>521265076yea maybe not as alpha as that pker VAYNE V4 now that guy was a real one
I briefly held onto vaynes tamburine synapse
vaynes green tambourine
paid for my gym membership again even though i havent been since october last year its too much of a hassle to cancel it
meriiqt can you do tricks on it plz
can you pay for my runescape membership
>>521275530pay me instead and i'll cancel it for you
The Worst MMO Ever Made
wow just over 90 minutes i cant wait iykyk
oh boy 11pm
guess i was raped
11pm is a weird time for me
for me its 3 in the morning
I WANNA FEEL LIKE IM SOMEWHERE I BELOOONG
thats spooky
time to die saradominist filth
ok its time to log in
ive been locked inside d3ks heart shaped box for weeks
nick mullens recent x on x the everything app proves that he still has it
i like the one about steve harvey at nuremberg
im so sick of love songs so tired of tears so done with wishing she was still here
I think it says something when the tcoaal thread is less weird than this one.
the what thread
tcoal is that troons taking bbc?
>>521282772lol
its like if yume nikki was made by someone less clever and also samefagged to shit on /v/
really wasnt that funny
what happens when distractions gone
samefagging is so embarrassing if you cant even get a reaction on here its just over for you
nothing actually funny gets a reaction on here
can you point out where you see samefagging
gaming
i don't fuck with no old hoes only new hoes
huge downgrade
bitch was in the green kkk
that doesnt even make any sense
ltg got a latina highschooler gf?
proof?
https://youtu.be/ZGSoER8j99s?si=LB_HmOuhNg1rGg9y&t=30
reddit niggas.. skinny ass twerps
why are the girls in this thread so interested in who that black man is dating...
ejaculate this matrix juice down your moms throat tranny ass nigga
dont be f***in weird about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69s2lMD_7d8playing osrs im dancin mining rocks im dancin
disney lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE_rK8PX83Q
got a minority to deliver me food, thank you capitalism
wow i love that for you
i like to eat the patty only and leave the bread, i guess im just weard like that
is that a euphemism
what do you do with the bread do you throw it out
yeah
im calling the cops on you for wasting food
its not wasted i always take it when im checking her trash
beast jay
>>521288940lol
i always do that in stardew valley
don't you think a 10 day mute for saying "retard" is a little much
i wish i had someone to play stardew with
have you tried making some friends
whats a father?
yeah ive tried but i am too autistic so instead i make rings of forging
i wish nigger cattle rant by terry a davis was still on utube
https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=uUpexzGRQSxthis one?
idk if i trust vidlii
based lol. rip terry
>>521291492docile
i juggled a stack of like hard clues last night and over half of them had wildy steps so i dropped them. the other ones didnt give any rewards worth more than 40k. so im not juggling them anymore, waste of time. i've probably missed like 10 already today
>>521292549a stack of 10 i meant
i hope you listened to the clue scroll song whilst doing them
i like watching movies made in the 2010s set in the 1980s or older, do you think in 100 years they'll be making movies in the 2020s or do you society wouldn't look as different than it does now.
there wont be new films in 2125 the earth will be too hot and flooded
hopefully there are no humans and instead people are just like clouds of nanites. thats my dream anyway, i wanna be a nanite swarm
im going to be one of those people who gets tricked into committing suicide by the government lying that theyre uploading my brain into a computer because they dont want to pay for my retirement
>>521292698i did not i never heard that before
okay you guys are fucking gay.
we have reached peak media saturation video games and tv shows and films will continue to be remakes remasters or hard reboots of the few properties that manage to gain an audience
im only half gay
you wont be half gay when im done with you
i hope i make it to the year 2100. that just seems cool.
>>521291574i miss him
without d3k in the thread i dont even care if i live until tomorrow
she doesnt care either
the truth hurts i hate this
sigh thats okay she doesnt owe me anything
>>521292549>skipping wildy stepsweak if not hcim/uim
d3k simps are some of the most pathetic people ive ever met
i can be your angel or i can be your devil
>>521293904yeah is it? because i find having to drop all my shit off just to go out there and then come back and get all my shit back on again weak. if i get a wildy step and its not at least an elite clue i just drop it. fucking waste of time
>>521294103lmao, i knew you were gonna say this. bank tabs and inventory setups nigga
>>521294103It's less of a waste of time than dropping a clue that has steps completed.
12am and im thinking i should end myself
lol i got a 69 in brighter shores
gnomonkey says wildy steps should be removed
>>521294025why
and also some of the least self aware
just freaked out and send 20 discord dms to d3k surely she thinks im a crepe now but i couldnt help myself i blocked her so she cant even reply because i know she has nothing good to say after a meltdown like that
i agree with him because when i was playing troonscape banking my gear was the most annoying part as ironman. they should introduce wilderness clue scrolls
>>521294617are you talking about me
waking the bpdemon
>>521294689no kitten *pats head*
boys arent supposed to be bpdemons though
>>521294149yeah ive considered that but i dont plan on making a fucking tag tab for every single little niche thing im doing. id sooner just drop them on the ground and stay where im at. im never juggling clues again im glad they are removing this>>521294213i agree, which is why im not gonna put myself in that position again, simple>>521294675i actually typed out something like that just now but backspaced it all, a new tier of clue that only drops in the wilderness and only has wilderness steps could be cool, then remove the wilderness steps from normal clues (feel like this would be a huge buff to normal clues though, they'd have to take care, also people would be screeching very loudly if they ever polled this)
>>521294962thats why i mentioned inventory setups. i agree tag tabs are awful for niche setups; i only use them for clues and herb runs
>>521294962>Clue>Spade>Blowpipe>Max cape>Prot item on
>>521295291i actually only just learned about this the other day, i havent tried using it yet
is it lame to borrow a tbow to do a first cape
nigga no one cares shut up
>>521264365>>471889045
omg i replied to that post
ZOO WEE MAMA
anyone on osg got money? thinking about finding a convincing voice changer and scamming some simps
have any of the girls whove posted here ever asked for gold i dont think so
a skye
hows your australian accent?
i dont like where thisis going
>>521296636holy smokes
she has 1 def for a reason
trying to understand wooxs volcanic mine guide is probably what having a stroke feels like
>>521298492Thought that was just me honestly.
defeating 6 yads without prayer
i love noir films
im sure whoever asked will be delighted to hear that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd13RfahlyE
i asked
i care
does anyone care about me im not having a good time lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J76S5q_ETfo
yes i care
thanks all i needed was a smidge of acknowledgment
want to loop the cry emote together
okay ive already been doing it but you can join with me
thats not efficient it's not in the b0aty efficiency guide
b0aty to me seems like a little rat. would sell his friends out just to continue his streaming career.
what does boaty call his subscribers
seamen
>>521303027ladies and gentlemen
waheyyyy
baltimore ben is free. he was cooler when he was making food in his prison cell because he sucks at rapping.
there i went and did a wildy clue step you happy?
no you should have died there like you should die in real life
would you still love me if i was a unicorn horn and you just got poisoned
i would eat the poison damage and potentially die just to keep you intact
tummy hurts there is almost certainly a particularly nasty plarp waiting for me when i wake
>>521307036now that you now in advance you can remember to get proof
Got the shield
april gains going good so far. how's your april going osgers?https://youtu.be/Y-7-Yqov7kk?si=xTPyDZNAuC1L9dEElistening to this song fresh off the presses
>>521309739>That much post 99 xp>Not even maxed or close to maxedWhat kind of bot autism is this?
>>521310184yeah im pretty far from maxxing but i've done all the turbo afk skills that have decent rates already so at this point any downtime i have i just chop redwoods. i want fox pet. and yes i know about blood runecrafting and such but honestly its just not the same as redwoods or stars you know? and the rates are sooo slow... though at least it would actually progress my total level.
>>521310391I did 200m wc at redwoods and had a great time doing other stuff. I get it completely.
YOU ARE POWERLESS TO ME!
maybe the real 10k addy dart tips is the 15 addy nails we made along the way
Vanstroomtje
w0t
>>521285405I like the middle one
there is no settled this morning either
:(
clog my arse
need my arse clogged rn fr
rather clog my toilet with a massive jaytroonie ya feel me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U88jj6PSD7w
Sayob and Kyouran sitting in a tree :3
Ahh shiet, here we go again.
Getting closer to 100 CB to start the pest control grind.
>>521326180Post inventory and looting bag.
>>521326641Say please.
>>521326728Do it.
How come you guys don't join the osg clan?
im in the osg clan?
>>521317424ouch
>>521327445That should be everything.Also have about 2k rolls left in wintertodt reward crates, but that is my safety rebuilt stash.
are those yew roots wtf
That is why I didn't want to post my bag, you will be mean to me :(
>>521328710I'd suggest to dump most of those herbs that aren't going to make anything useful into mastering mixology, but I guess you may not have the herblore level for it yet.Tome of fire also becomes of questionable value as you progress further into your account. I've dropped 2 at this point.
>>521317128i already told you he isnt going to upload on a weekday
>>521329149What made you start an account like this? It's so niche... Did you max previous accounts, like a main and an ironman, and then go onto an UIM?It's like you're playing a completely different game to me.
threads full of cheesers today
>looting bagmay as well name yourself cheating uim cheating bitch cheater
i'm a main and i use a looting bag in my bank to save 27 bank slots
So how does food work for an UIM? You have to make food every single time you want to fight something? and every "bank trip" a bondie would make is basically your time to get more supplies from the world?That is so long
>>521330964Not them, but I found late game bondie to be super boring, so I started a UIM on a whim, and it was such a breath of fresh air. It's really not just "ironman but more annoying" (there is some aspects of that), but it truly requires you to approach the game in a different way and changes how you value items. It's not for everyone.>>521331274I'm abusing death storage AND looting bags at the same time. I have so many items, that trying to take everything out is actually going to be an issue later.>>521331918Warrior's guild cheese potatoes covers like 95% of cases you need hard food.
>>521331852That's absolute huge for my bank space, i'm doing this right now. I have a tab full of untradeable junk, but I have no idea if it's nonsense. Wise old man doesn't detect any of it, but it's absolutely 100+ items from quests etc. No easy way to tell if I should dump them or not They really need to update the wise old man.
how can i be homophobic? my bitch is gay
>>521331918Warrior's guild cheese potatoes for early game, noted raw sharks for late game from doing minnows. All you need to do is unnote them and cook them, which is 100% successful when wearing your max cape (essential early game item for uimers)>>521332162i dont let wise old man delete anything from my bank. i like having unique unobtainable afterwards items from quests in my bank clogging up space just because you can't get them again if you drop em. most untradeable junk is probably useless though. just use the wiki button on it if you want to make sure and if you arent sentimental you can drop it.
my bitch is half gay
>>521332162you can also use cox storage if youre really down bad and poor for quest items the corresponding wiki page will have info on whether you can drop the item and info on if its reobtainable
what a coincidence my bitch is half gay too
frog off shes mine
can someone unban me from the cc
>>521332162
>>521333095yeah rsn?
time for some porn music videoing wish me luck
good luck
>>521333067proof?
check the pudding
Haven't even finished the task yet.
>>521332325>i like having unique unobtainable afterwards items from quests in my bank clogging up space just because you can't get them again if you drop em.like 99% of that crap is obtainable now because of redditors complaining about that
>>521333306wtf 3 days ago lol, thanks for letting me know!
>>521329407>herbsKeeping them for mixology. I want to get to lvl 78 herblore first to get a better range of orders.>tomb of fireGoing to grind out MTA for all the unlocks (not buying the wand until I am ready to use it) and the free fire runes is mostly for the mental easement.>>521330964>whyMy ironman is getting closed to maxing. I decided to full send lvl 80~ or so mining to 99 mining. That was boring, so I hopped on my UIM account that I had on the side and just kept playing.My ironman is current at lvl 97 mining, getting amethyst.>It's like you're playing a completely different game to me.It is a different game. It is interesting having to mentally plan out your route weeks in advance.Finally clearing my inventory from the amount of quest junk I had to carry is such a good feeling.
words bitch
>>521246070
>>521329949it is friday not a weekday also how do you know that are you close to settled omg
>>521343372fuck up simp
i took a nasty plarpi took i took a nasty plarp
the dastardly plarper strikes again
in ibizato show ****** I was cool
i miss boxee
i miss the mcrib
fat pig
i started buying riblets from costco in bulk and making them myself its cheaper too
ive never personally eaten a mcrib
dead ahh gen
boxee made the best blog images not going to lie
>>521343494
mcribee
im on a contributing strike until the guamers and plarpers fuck off theyre actually the same peoplecan we get a mind goblin shortcut
>>521353175*PPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
beast
imagine the two of them posting their gimmick for the hundredth time and letting out a little cackle
>>521353175hehe mind goblin
wait i got one too lolmind getting deez?
got an infernal cape todayi used a twisted bow so i didnt earn it but i did get it
twistin up this ranarr lol
idk how u could EVER play this game not high lol hitting the glassblowing pipe in honor of this epic moment
i cant do anything after drinking a prayer potion i just sit there catatonic and eat chips
adderall for me, i can think interesting thoughts that entertain me while clicking, its even better than watching a movie
what kind of interesting thoughts
oh you know how life is actually great and should be treated as a beautiful gift from god etc
wow that is novel ive never had that thought
i stay steady sippin on that green slime
LowTierGoddess Has Fun Making Himself Female With ChatGPT
what does a super strength potion taste like
cum
according to the "Gielinor's flora - flowers" limpwurt tastes bitter with an earthy pungent aroma so a super str would be similar to merii's succulent plarphole
big fat smelly man giggling to himself in dark room as he types post 359
God I love the taste of cum
runephews is wilin today shee
>>521357561>no womb tattoouseless slut
adam is particularly unhinged this week
is adam john dad?
thats fucked up 508 my room is very well lit with lots of natural light
my room is dim on account of the angsty flag and tapestry covering the windows
my head is spinning
i think ive seen this film before...
>>521357850Happy?
Combat LVL 100.I got a nice easy clue scroll prep pile to do for the clue box capacity upgrade.Cleaning fossils.Then Pest Control.We comfy gaming from now on.
yeahuh huhyou know what it isred and yellow red and yellow red and yellow red and yellow
askers?
plarpplorp plopyou know how it smellsbrown and stinky brown and stinky
Why You Really Only Make 1 Dollar An Hour
i'm the lowtiergod of /osg/
they added etika to osrs?
thats my nigga vegan gains
A FUCKING EBT CARD *RURGHHHHHHHH*
i dont even play this game
i played it like a year ago for a bit it was kinda boring
i stopped playing when they added pronouns
chat im going to be reacting to the new vsauce video soon get ready to clip it
when my runegame goes WOKE im freaking steamed! >:(
true that's why i don't play troonscape and would rather just play 04scape. can't wait for they/them to add more mtx in osrs O.o
>>521364752this but actually
>>521361517holy plugin aids
chuddie(s) who quit because of pronouns why didnt you quit when they added the pride events the first time?
>>521365234lol (pity)
>>521365575dilate
>>521366009im laughing with you not at you spaz
but whos on first lol
>>521366216and im laughing at your axe wound
chud melty aisle 3
thats right, whos on first
>try turning comms on>do well in a teamfight>guy starts saying weird sexual homo shit to "gas up the team"yeah please dont do this
last time i played there wasn't any fag pride shit (2015), but my friends kept playing and i wanted to get into it again so i bought a years of members in 2023.
is it gay to joke about sucking your bros off after a good round?
i dont think so but what does that have to do with osrs
i use my context clues i use my context clues
Thoughts on the epic new Oathplate Set that is coming to the game in just a few weeks?
>>521367472is that really on the right? what is that slop
white knight pride set to appease the chuds
apparently the photo of oathplate is from their model viewer. they say its a lot darker in-game
>>521366674KWAB(kek what a based)
>>521367472Unironically looks straight out of one of those shitty OSRS private servers I keep getting recommendations to watch (fuck off YouTube)
white knights are faggots though, that's why the party ends in falador.
>>521367472did they develop the one on the right using hdos to preview it lol
>>521368098i like the ribbed grieves
ribbed for his pleasure
I'd hope so, but they managed to "fix" that issue (pure white models coming out grey ingame) with the white graceful setIt may in fact be that gaudy
>>521368419sorry I didn't omit the (You) on purpose to be some epic memer, I somehow deleted itmeant for >>521367975
jagex could do something like this with the fancy wings on the legs and arms
>jagex couldNo they couldn'tDon't ever say those two words.
>>521368594yeah boy sorry aint gonna cut itits time i learn you how to apologize to a man proper
>>521368686that looks like shit and retarded you should feel bad for typing this and finding that image
rajdeep the models need to be 3 shades darker do the needful right now
>>521368686the faceguard kind of looks like a covid mask
she looks like dead space isaac >>521369012
why is it always the most clinically insane people who do wintertodt
she really doesnt
dollars to donuts is an awful phrase
>>521367472i asked my gf which armor set she liked the most and she said ancestral because harry potter and justiciar is her 2nd favorite. she says oathplate is her least favorite because it looks like it's from star wars and not a medieval game, and keep in mind she doesn't play video games.. so what is jagex even doing over there.
zirp is over midzy now pay up
>>521369582who cares what some bitch thinks
id love it if you could spectate people in the colosseum
leave it to a girl to immediately understand
>>521369697i do cause she's my bitch and it's embarrassing that even a non gamer thinks it looks funky and doesn't fit the theme of the game
got a log brewing
these ziggys really gonna try to ban big o??? it must be a glitchj
rare jagex W
im probably getting banned pretty soon for hate speech. how does jagex usually handle these types of bans? do i just get muted i can i also not play the game?
i remember few years ago you could say the N word with no problem
>>521370996i don't get it oda doesn't do this anymore after the bitcoin scammer got banned
>>521371554you can still say nystagmus
>>521371554i mean what can you even do? jagex is just going to get more prissy about this. wouldnt be surprised if they extend the pride event for more and more months every year.
>>521370996does this mean im free to buy and rwt as much gold as i want since i dont have a jagex account
they should have fight clubs be a bannable offense. now that would make odablock L SEETHE
>>521371854well theres been permanent pride NPCs in the game for years
Whats the first fucking rule of Fight Club anon?
>>521371562 it says its always been against the t&c on the bottom
>>521372473just convince mod ash to allow the pride parade to walk through al khraid. you'll get ackbars to do that but oda is the only muslim i know that plays this game so you'll have to make sure this game has muslims playing it and then hope they are extremists and that they're in the UK
>>521373292it was forced on us. its practically rape. rape and perversion of the english language to think its necessesary to change all pronouns to they/them
>>521373538show me the setting to turn off the dumb they them shit then
>>521373292men who think they are women and vice versa isn't normal behavior though and you know these folxs are in therapy but i think they should get a refund and find a new person.
i fucking love revs so much lads all the pkers are dogshit and the loot is #yummy my +1 is a msb and i still shred rev dragons
my favorite drama is seeing how jagex tries to cancel and get oda permabut they can't and won't .
>>521373685>>521373538i thought so you dumb cunt. jagex is raping us with that dumb shit
jav porn + slayer = we go
>>521375127uh oh melty!
>>521375127dead tranny storage?>>521374646just quit the game. it's not that hard.
>>521375501why should i get chased away from the game just because youre mentally ill?
>>521375682time is moving forwards if you want to live in the 1700s maybe you can move to afghanistan
>>521375682 you're just as bad as trannies and the other weird folxs if you hate something and yet you continue to support a product
>>521375806time might be going forwards but society is moving backwards because of people like you wanting your mental illness to be accepted
midzy will never have a 4k ehp year
how about you all shut up because both sides in this argument are edgy chud weirdos
only a woman would be retarded enough to consciously choose being one. personally i think they need to remove that entire section of recruitment drive where you have to switch your gender just to complete the boss fight. that's so dumb they make you do that
god i hate tourists so much
mister hinkley isnt answering my calls
same these tranoids are so annoying
wearing a plateskirt doesn't make you a woman, and it isn't edgy to say that you are just mentally ill freakzaoid
Jannies working overtime
do the tranoids have the jannies on their payroll?
mister hinkleyyes?bring me a dead
plarpy
ok it is officially weekend now where is settleds last episode
my rs gfs name is female though
>>521377259is it shorthand for iron male?
midzy has the cheese touch lol
why the fuck did they make the forestry clothes cost magic logs? are they retarded?
>>521379208i dont really get it whats wrong with that
zesty ahh niggas already in my brightershores.
settled is such a bundle of joy how can you not like him
>>521379539more like a bundle of sticks ya get me
fake nice guy vibes
like ok I can see the "200 hours of zelda lost"-angle with the rumours that he proverbially his gf to level up swamplethics but still
Odablock SHOCKED by the New Lowest Combat Inferno Record
>>521379585omg lol
i'm glad someone else is posting their youtube watches now.
evens: moonsodds: barrows
is settled the one who abused his gfs labour
>>521380021gets are a bannable offense and you should be careful cause some tranny might get mad and report you. be careful
I spend alot of time editing a womb tattoo on that picture and the anon never even said thank you.Im fucking tilted man.
i feel all bloated
thanks for posting sluts but can you make them runescape related.
the dumb tummy tick mark meme
>>521380220yeah, crazy bitch that tried to cancel him but failed lol. imagine being an above average white woman on the internet and you can't even cancel a nerd that plays runescape lol. certified bozo
i like that image of levi its nice
do you have to split osrs gp during divorces
marriage is against the rules unless you're zezima and you get special privilege
but the prayer books have marriage ceremonies in them
ALBION MAIN GAME FOREVERWARBOW LOCKED. DAY 16BOW FOREVERBOW IN EVERY GAME !THEBOWKING !ITAM
can i ask a question
you just did
may i ask this question and another question
when does slayer get good
lol
i have to take a break from runey my wrist is hurty :c
weak bitch
>>521381753she was entirely in the right though? and the runescape community is 95% male so of course nothing happened
i need to see fanart of vard, duke, levi, and whispy in a polycule together being cute during the height of the zarosian empire
If you need to see fanart of anything, just download a model, watch your GPU fry, and in 20-30 seconds you will have it.You tech-illiterate fuck.
>>521383782>she was entirely in the right though?>oh no my bf made me click on trees for 4 hours while he sleeps, he's so evil!!sure thing simp
>>521385305hope settled sees this bro
chuds hate women so much
>>521385762i don't watch settled, i just know a retarded bitch when i see one.
osg group content
i'll join if there aren't any loony troons.
my drilldo is broken
when did john dad get his chud arc was he tired of trying to fit in
305 in the picture
17 easy clue caskets.Wish me luck.
>>521387065open that shit on entrana dork
is john dad a nigger?
New clog
>>521387564man those are awful
>>521387513hes a middle aged obese white guy
>>521352608not only are my blog images the best i made more than most of you in a few months than you did in years
hydra's claw drop
Another clog, and that is all.
>>521387748how u know?
4:22 guess what i just finished doing ? :)
chat lets go to bed and be excited for the last episode of settleds nightmare mode tomorrow
having a wank
>>521389223this is oda country N*gger
>>521389232
odablock uploads daily and streams daily, settled cries in his sleep and almost quits the game because his ex bitch exposed him.
most of his uploads are him chewing into his mic while he steals other peoples content. he's good at pvp but you probably would be too if you had as much practice as him
>>521388827https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/509275016/#509283148
is that the guy who makes the creepy posts about d3k
that greasy balding scalp omg
d3k makes posts about herself
i think d3k is the guy who makes creepy posts about d3k
no thats me
>how come only white people play osrs i saw a black brigher shores player. two actually
>>521393112theres no way to tell that when tons of white people play as black characters
john dad isn't white, he's Mexican or indian . i know that phenotype
jyfi im not balding you can take that out of your headcanon>>521393339i am white. i have northern europe ancestry
>>521393253https://youtu.be/DlOy2hFSJoI?si=_WQfqdrlVOy8hAqy&t=3
im very familiar with that phenotype myself thats just the generic overweight brown haired gamer discord mod guy also one time he said he has blue eyes so
>>521393674i have A20s and i get told constantly that me and my son have beautiful eyes
is that the completionist
>john dad got to breed one of his kittens on discord*sigh*
john dad and d3k baby..
thats hideous thats why she left
i like john dad because he seems like a chill fat dude that wouldn't mind me talking about games n shit
yeah john dad is a really cool guy and i bet i can do a backflip too
yeah bro fr he seems like the typa dude to talk about black people and video games and porn with
>>521394369>>521394407mad coz john dad fucked your girlfriends lol
still loling at the idea that im fat. i have to keep up with a toddler, its impossible to do that and be a mess. i do more cardio than most of you who go to a gym. dads know what i mean
id like to be a dad but d3k wont respond to my pms
bro we literally see a picture of you right there it doesnt matter how much cardio you do youre clearly overweight
its literally called a dad bod what are you waffling about retard
>>521394660nah you are fat.
john dad maybe a retard but at least he has a wife.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,.,.,
no he doesnt he lied about having a wife
no....
he doesnt have a wife he has a gf and says he wont marry her because things are too complicated between them
FAGGOT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT 1600 TOTAL SHIUT THE FUCK UP ALREAADY RETARDED DISCORD NIGGERS FUCK OFF
omg
>john dad pumped and dumped a slampig and got a kid without a nagging wifewhy are some people so lucky.........
i need to see a pic of that heftier than an ox woman
>>521395507agree but cmon im 1750
its over
that pic he posted was just a bad angle and lighting hes not fat
sorry chud but the shenny-jaycutie-d333cay era is over it's john dad country now
@728 KILL YOURSELF
>>521395728why are your melees so low compared to your range and mage? i thought this game was meleescape
>>521396063oh i dont actually play this game im just here for an infernal cape and possibly a quiver
>>521395942oh hey d333cay. how u been?
take me to d333cays country
EU hours = actuall discussionNA Hours = basically tripfaggotryhmm
ok but you have the stats for an infernal and aquiver already
>>521396142are you racist?
some thoughtful ins- *PPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>>521396356is that you in the picture
i give no fucks hoes come easy
>>521395507will you raid with me
>>521396356hey i dont encourage this, i come here to talk about the game>>521396380you dont want me to have the best chance that i can? training my combat skills up is the easiest thing i can do to increase my odds. last one that actually matters is defence and im doing that right now while i have some spare time
>>521397050you should start streaming
i really want to the say the n word but i dont wanan be banned. this usually happens after i eat spicy food
i think john dad and juiceb0x are the same person.
sigh....
>>521397472i think you maybe dont realize how much i have to interrupt what im doing during the day. most of what i do is just boring afk shit. ive been considering recording actual attempts at inferno once i start, but just for myself so i can see mistakes im making. but i feel like watching me do progression would be boring too wouldnt it? that shits been done how many times now>>521398115no idea who that is
would d333cay give me a chance if i started selling drugs
Does it make sense to use extremely low level slayer masters like turael or spira just so i dont have to use supplies or spend gp?
spend gp? bondie? easy fix to this problem
>>521398335>no idea who that iswhy did you change persona from juicetr00n to john dad?
Coming Clean About my Albion Online Sins
>>521399616this but me too
not really doing that great mentally
>>521395507are you the tranime loser with no friends in the picture
just got my shit out
this thread arc sucks
not enough t girls and femboys for you?
head high i keep on moving living real like truman im the true man
>>521400354seek therapy
>>521400354
And for me, going for the Xeric's Taliman via the stone chest (1/300 drop rate).That shall finish off the hard diary.Then off to get full void.
idk what youre talking about schizo freak
>>521400590gl red aura girl i still dont have xerics talisman either i want one though
you can have posts be deleted without being banned idiot
i deleted my own posts because i knew that obese loser would try nothing happened to me
plz gz me this was so difficult
oh no i must've hit a nerve. this loony troon off his meds and talking about dicks hahahahah
i wish maisa would piss in my mouth
>>521401374
things have gone severely downhill since d3ks death
>>521401530shes 12. sicko
>>521401654true. all we now have is john chud making the trannies seethe.
im not surprised more of you werent at the party yesterday youre all miserable to be around
omg theres an osrs version of rotten tomatoes
https://youtu.be/RsYi2VH2y6U?si=TnNVJjVonZ6vr1-S
>>521402743omfg
its been like what 3 weeks of no d3kroo at this point? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM9mHDaLZ0Y
im a uim
>2k duke kc>no eye
can you use custom models for weapons and armor?
>>521403108actually its been at least 6 months probably closer to a year since she posted one
when's project zaranis?
>>521403365ACKSHULLY she posted one while she was doing MTA to get her mage high enough to do barraging and she sounded like she was gonna cry it was kind of sad and i felt kind of bad for her then i remembered shes the type who feeds on that kind of negative emotion and does it to herself
question why arent nut bladder and john dad best friends nut bladder has been complaining for years about the state of the thread and theres finally another male and ive never even seen them interact
i could have saved her
>>521403210if i had a genie i would wish that everyone on earth male or female looked like this and would stay youthful (though not immortal) forever
>>521403660omfg
i'm male i just have female fat distribution
>>521403858excuse me are you rssingle
i can't believe john dad cucked juiceb0x
i just dont think two people without personalities can really be friends good question though
>>521403929yea
do you even care that im sad
why are you sad
depends if youre cute
i dont want to know why youre sad but i do acknowledge your feelings and give you a pat on the shoulder with a half smile and my eyebrows raised up >>521404328
just got a hard clue scroll
>>521404328maybe rsn?
>>521405143juiceb0x
>>521404328i care and maybe you should treat yourself with pizza friday
all my friends got blue eyes
i just got a medium clue from the stone chest in shayzieni think i'm going to do it now
blue eyes like the devils water
blue eyes like the chicken jockey
yay its pizza friday
girl really showed up with her best weights what in the world
brother just wait till somebody creates an ai that puts saradomin, zamorak and armadyl all into one and toons start worshipping the church of ai
>>521406890is that d3cay
>>521246070QUIT THIS GAME NOW!
>>521396356yep
what boss should i try if i do this
>>521398335yeah recording attempts is immensely helpful to learn from your mistakes
>EU hours = actuall discussionmore like 1 post per hour and 1 pity bump from me
EU hours i usually just plarppost personally
>>521407313its d3k and john dad i think
i think ronnie colmans ghost is haunting me
>>521406253on taco bell friday tho?
what would your response be if someone wearing this hit on your rsso (hypothetical rsso if you don't have one)
pretend that you love me
love me like you rune lo lo love me like you rune
>>521409591i would say WAOW that hit did an extra 70% damage because my gf is a demon
i have my bank text me for 2fa whenever i try to log in to my account do you think it would be weird if i added the number to my contacts and gave it a girls name
is king condor retarded on purpose
>>521410173yes that would be weird
oh
Serial Killers That Are Still on the Loose Today
john dad is one of them
i'm the crip mac of /osg/ ON HOOD!
unban me from cc please
the elliot page of osg
im the ai uehara of osg
i dont know who any of these people are
>>521412274http://google.com
and i dont care to find out
im the kevin bell of osg
wish mid 2000s avril lavigne would do tricks on it
wish mid 2000s elliot page would do tricks on it
>>521411781if u got kicked out that means you're probably a lurker trying to get people banned.
mid 2000s was peak white girl season
dont put your life in someones hands theyre bound to steal it away
>>521413513why dont you talk in the cc ive never seen you say anything
you could put your life in my hands if you wanted to
come on mike cook up another osgcord
why him when he’ll just delete it again the second his queen asks him to.
>>521413059thats hideous youre being ugly>>521413307thats hideous youre being ugly
ill post the midzycord link tomorrow
is midzy even here anonymously anymore or did she leave to her hlc chudcc for good
i pmed papamichael and he said he is never making another discord again and furthermore he is done with osg
>>521414109proof?
i cant post the full conversation because there are some personal things in it
you can crop it so it just says that one line
>>521413059omg
omg im a tranny omg
thinking about permanent solutions rn
>>521414981can you stop please
>>521414939proof?
mid 2000s d3k now thats one hell of a lass
lol im a tranny lol
mid 2000s d3k would have been 12 wtf
did i stutter
>>521415514omg
shes definitely not coming back now...
self deleting is some pussy shit
>>521415363are you saying shes 32
you're giving her exactly what she wants.. if you really want to get under her skin then stop talking about her entirely..
imagine growing up with d3k and experiencing the purity of adolescent love with her
erm...
i dont want to get under her skin
d3k been doing tricks on the same worm for 10 years damn
>>521416043holy shit a cheeser
>>521416178then im not talking to you, theres clearly some contingent of people here who do not like her and they'd do better to just stfu about her then talk about her constantly. same for me. if you hate something dont just sit and talk about it endlessly>>521416253working on it bud
holy cheese a shitter
>>521415514more?
>>521416351zuk isnt in morytania you stupid bitch
i cant believe wormbf gets to plap d3k in that little black dress
>>521416420you're right, he's not in yu'biusk either but this clue scroll dig spot is
>>521416562its spelled plarp
Update on the Talisman situation.I have decided to train up my melee stats while farming for it.
id rather get an update on your defender situation
>>521416909my defender is as cheesy as my cape
just planked in front of my thread crush
>>521417274kill yourself reddit twitch we do raids discord bitch
i feel ill
who is wormbf bc it sounds alot like my besties rsn lol :>
one day i wont be alone anymore
its very easy to seclude
youre not alone you have all of us :)
ive been muted in game for so long i forgot what its like to be able to chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVHjrG3d6j0
hey guys hows it going kripparian here
hey kripp big fan when did you start playing osrs
i want to sell my faebow but i feel like as soon as i do they will add something where it or crystal armor is actually best in slot at
killin gobs
who the fuck says faebow
>>521420230do you have a tbow or something? why would you sell the best bow in the game
>>521389223toua reminds me of volkner in personality and philosophy and character design
story of my life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-r8PMFYcac
does d3k take bitcoin or do i need to convert to dingo dollars
a tbow for my tgirl if you catch my drift
ayo?
whats a tgirl
a twisted girl?
anyone else just not gonna do their taxes this year
i dont know how to do taxes
this year?
i dont want to piss off the irs
wormbf (tanner) here leave my gf alone
we dont have the irs in mexico
stupid ass bitch
im an ironwoman i dont have to deal with that crap
you get taxed 75k a day as an ironwoman
maybe you do
*annoying faggot voice* maybe you do
thats not very nice
>>521421867i might do mine on monday
whys your voice sound like that lol
>>521423118lol
>>521413652i don't play this game
>>521423236XD
>>521423353i don't
all the names you see in this thread are fake or alts its a front for the cc
i dont get it
but ive seen many of these people irl in game
and they were roommates
If You Do THIS You WILL Get Laid
they dont want me to tell u this but this thread is a filter for the cc they are a grooming gang and they cant wait to invite you to their discord and begin the process of u becoming a woman
how do i get unbanned from the cc is there a cc without inner circle politics
billy won, jobst lost.
plarp tuah shit on that thang
im half gay
im diaped up
omg are you really half gay i miss u
no one misses me
>>521425591
i dont play troonscapey so i dont miss you
>>521425850omg
my youngin got a ps5 he play the murder game
>>521426078i cant believe someone didnt have that already, such a good rsn
>>521425850omg you're half faggot
no im full faggot but only half gay
hey full faggot im dad
any flexers in
can you buy me a bond
give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime
do people still watch TV other than the news during a storm
i watch cartoons with my kid sometimes thats about it though. its just streaming services now like netflix youtube twitch etc
Saint Pepe #1
could someone post an updated osg compendium
im getting drunk alone tonight with you guys :>this stone chest has been serving me medium clues way over rate, is anyone sure it's not 1/50 instead of 1/100
is that a dilator
>>521428203is t his jaytroonie
NOi have a cock and i do not want a pussymaybe if the genderomancer mage was real
>>521428543that's juiceb0x newfag
>>521428649whos that?
it kind of sucks that all the OG /osgers/ left. fagex really killed the game
Doesnt feel right killing these guys. They seem peaceful
give a man a fishhe will smell it
what in the fuck thats a task?
>>521429217they are, guthix says they are like butterflies. you're killing interdimensional butterflies for no reason other than to sate some idiot "master"
>>521428543yea
guthix is a little fag and he got raped
so was freddie mercury but i still listen to queen
hahah yeah "i want to ride bi-cACKK" *dies of aids*
Yeah from Vannaka
mamma mia let me got. the raped
in run escape you're either the raped or the rapist. which will you choose?
me personally i choose to be the raped
idk im a skiller main
*gapes u*
for me its olive oil
he was a slayer boy she said see ya later boy
i pay my rapist like 200 an hour but all she does is talk to me dumb bitch
new>>521431260>>521431260>>521431260
