Previous Thread: >>521251207>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP)>Banners:>4/9 (Wed) After Maintenance – 4/16 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)Saori (Dress) (3*)Aru (Dress) (3* Rerun)Kayoko (Dress) (3* Rerun)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/539>Events:[Rerun] 0068 from Opera with Love! – 4/9 (Wed) After Maintenance – 4/16 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)>Content:Joint Firing Drill (Heavy Armor) – 4/9 (Wed) After Maintenance – 4/16 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)Grand Assault: Chesed (Indoors Warfare) – 4/16 (Wed) 11:00 – 4/22 (Tue) 3:59 (JST)Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Outdoors – Light Armor) – 3/27 (Thu) 11:00 – 4/22 (Tue) 3:59 (JST)2x Hard/Scrimmage – 4/9 (Wed) 4:00 – 4/16 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Normal/Lesson – 4/16 (Wed) 4:00 – 4/22 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)>>(GLOBAL)>Banners:>4/8 (Tue) 2:00 – 4/15 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)Yukari (3* Rerun)Renge (3* Rerun)Kikyou (3* Rerun)>News:3.5 Anniversary Special Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/KT_dYIrYznQPatch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3217&thread=2754960>Events:Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 4/1 (Tue) After Maintenance – 4/15 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)>Content:Grand Assault: Kurokage (Urban Warfare) – 4/8 (Tue) 2:00 – 4/14 (Mon) 6:59 (UTC)Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Special Armor) – 3/19 (Wed) 2:00 – 4/14 (Mon) 6:59 (UTC)2x Normal/Scrimmage – 4/7 (Mon) 7:00 – 4/14 (Mon) 6:59 (UTC)
Why is Sensei's wife flatter than Sensei himself
>>521274896Thank you and your club for saving Blue Archive
>>521274542sauce?
ogogurt
say ball
Millennium will fall.
>>521274563kek
>>521274375post roster sorted by affectioni want to see if you're not one of those affectionfags
What the fuck, I thought it would be way later.
>>521275002What are you talking about? Hifumi is not even flat.
It's time /bag/, confess your sins as a sensei.
im a newfag senseiwhy did the blue archive anime failed? everyone recommended me not seeing it and read/play the game instead
>>521274450>a boobs
>>521274896Neru thread
She planted brainwashing pins, the pins would activate when the Doctor awoke from the sarcophagus.The Priestess has been brainwashing the Doctor all along.The Doctor realized this and renamed AMA-10 to Kal'sit.Kal'sit was told to find life and herself.
>>521275135Huh... that is a lot earlier than usual.
>>521275002Because she's flawless
>>521275208Let me ask you a simpler question instead? What's your favorite song in the game, that isn't unwelcome school?
what's Kokochan~ pondering?
6th PV surely in gook stream right?
My canon wife Fuuka...
My adorable daughterwife Azusa.
I love my cute fox daughterwife Izuna!
>>521275002I work out.
>>521275204>850x638
>>521275438I am going to cum on your adorable daughterwife's belly.
>>521275114I'm one of them. I'm a biased Sensei. I just don't like others peddling a lie so they can stay ahead in the affection race.
>>521275002She doesn't age
>>521275135>4pm South Korea timeIsn't everyone still at work? Why do it now?
>>521275204I hump my pillow thinking of Mari
little kids
>>521275204BURP
Hmmm, Niya is actually kinda pretty.
>>521275315this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KopFUu0F4gkfor some reason people call it the "hina song"but for me, it's the "seia info dumps eden treaty context" song
If your wife was already 100'd by someone else here you should just uninstall desu
>>521275204Mari, I find your doujin hot
>>521275795It's okay if the guy who reached 100 before me plays JP because I started on global. It doesn't count.
>>521275204sometimes i have to google student's names...
sexiest student, /bag/?
>>521275776Well too fucking bad, fucko, cause the only songs you get to hear in the anime is unwelcome school (cursed remix edition) and maybe Aoharu.That's how much efforts were put in the anime.
In a few weeks I'll have enough of Lesson mode done to get that last ticket, what's the priority after that? Should I be focusing on getting them up to 12 one by one or any specific one?
>>521275204Oi im working on Sensei 101ing. I started less than a month ago.
How much longer now?
>>521275972neru
>>521275204I have been neglecting BA to hont...
>>521275542the point in calling it a marathon was to not burn oneself out in the goal of reaching 100you're free to treat it as a race if you wish at the end of the day, no one gives a shitwe're already well past the point in the game's lifecycle where we have majority of the students with pink titles
>>521275742>hoop earrings >face piercing >broken hornShe's a mega slut
>>521275972
>>521276074You don't actually think this is real do you?
>>521276013Either one is fine, there should've been more tickets for the Lesson mode anyway.
>>521275557>4pm FridayThat's actually a perfect time
>>521275972Definitely Hifumi.
>>521276074>6stfake and gay
>>521276074where is this from
>>521276129>>521276079is there a nerucord
Armpits aren't erotic
>>521275776People misattribute songs all the time. Unwelcome School is a general "Wacky shenanigans" song, not the PS68 song. And Usagi Flap is made for the Rabbits but people attribute it to Alice more instead
>>521275389no
>>521276074>6stumm..
>>521276091You're not tricking me, rock worshipper.
>>521276079>>521276129nice son
>>521275972Pee party
>>521276321No, just me.
>>521275389No.
>>521276357>Wacky shenanigansso it's a PS68 song
>>521276248At least do it at 6pm or something so people have time to go home
>>521276245Got it, I'll just play it by who shows up then. Thanks there
Soundposts
>>521275972Ibuki
Poll reminder.VGL24 Qualifiers is May 30th. So it's about time to do the roster polling.Same as last time, we're doing the 2 round set-up.Round 1 lasts until April 14th 1 AM UTChttps://forms.gle/46jWaFEACBQudmC69
eimisex
>>521275135Shit, I guess I should go to sleep now
I hope you didn't forget to pat your students, bag
>>521275204>blue archive sinsI really like certain very specific sexual positionsBut most fanart/doujins/sets don't use them at all, it's very rare like if nobody "gets it"For that reason I started using AI to make my own sets of images with these positionsI don't like using AI, but this is the only alternative since my favorite artists are "too big" to take commissions, much less from gaijinsAlso this might be a bit spiteful, but I tend to use the style of artists that only do hags, to do BA lolis, and artists that only do loli to do BA hagsDoes this count?
>>521276357It's her song, Rabbitfags can cope and seethe
>>521276335Incorrect.
>>521276739I did and now I'm 40 minutes behind.
>>521275204I instigate arguments on both sides whenever Alt Archive is discussed.
>>521276620where bad chise
>>521275868Which one is this? The matanoki one?
>>521276548>people have time to go homeDude, it's Friday Night, the target audience Single Salarymen who do not have dating prospects in feminist hellhole called South Korea ain't going home. They be drinking at the pub to wash away work misery.
>>521275204I often just start shit to make people argue with each other because comfy bag is boring
>>521275204It's not Sunday yet you vile rotten feline
>>521276743As long as you keep the slop to yourself, you do you.I for one hate slop, doesn't feel right for some reason.Though I find making those requests of artists only help them develop more, so I don't think that's a sin.
>>521275204I don't think children are sexy and I worry some of (You) unironically think they are.
>>521276753Fuck off, you fags already have Pixel Time!
What time is the stream for Malaysia?
>>521276753Dumb roomba. Fake hero. Damsel in distress. Kusoge sucker. It's not your song. It will never be your song.
>>521277059Nega-Sensei
>>521277097Yeah but Pixel Time sucks
>>521277059We were obviously talking about BA children, genius.
>>521275204I don't have enough Gehenna students, and I am going to change that. I will not change my mind on this. I will spread the greatness of her majesty, Empress Ibuki!
How do you generate a good AIslop? Asking for personal curiosity
>>521276973
>>521276357actually is first used for shiroko's antics, not only that, welcome school is coined to her last interaction with her terror version in chapter F
>gets criticized once>tries to nuke a town
>>521276753based
>>521275204I started a JP alt to affectionfag another student. Now that I got 100 in my original account, I feel the urge to get my main wife to 100 there too before the other student.
>>521276787I was only late for 20 minutes...
>>521277261Usagi Flap literally has rabbit in its name! Go take your 8-bit garbage instead!
>>521276156MMMMMMsauce?
https://x.com/Clearite/status/1885375965649657937Help. I'm being raped
>>521277463:|
>shota anime senseiget the fuck out
>>521277331>850x1207
Rumi the Rock!
>>521276973yep
>shotaMight as well make it ntr
RABBIT lost and will never be popular, no wonder their theme got taken by a superior student
>ShotashitCan this artist get any worse, this motherfucker was ready to drop BA the second KV showed up too
>>521277463
>>521277690milknow
sensei senseipyon!
Blue Archive Children
>>521277482https://exhentai.org/g/3276669/6afcb1e1a6/
>>521277498>Seia pubes>Mika inverted saggersWew lad
Sex.
>>521277759
>>521277792
>rumicome her->the-go back
Student for this feel?
It's only the start of Friday, fuck off feds.
>>521277936SLOSHING
>>521278030i would never
>>521275204It's Thursday you dumb cat. Wait until Sunday.
>>521277801What did she mean by this?
You guys do realize Junko and Sensei canonically hang out on a daily basis, right?
>>521276156I liked that one. Especially how funny it was, and how Mika gets a fetish for having her mouth covered during sex.
>mks
>>521277261Shit opinion
2 AM friday thougheverbeity
>>521275204I believe Akane has ruined me and I will never find love
>>521278218Out of obligation, yes.
we need more artists drawing sensei hot
>>521278218She'll hit me otherwise.
I'm trying to torment Kurokage and confusion rng bullshit is pissing me offFUCK CHURRO
>>521278401No. He should look like me. Balding, mildly obese, and in his 30s.
>>521278312It's never too late to find solace in the Sisterhood
It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general
How 2 cope with the confusion rng?
>>521278543LolLmao
>>521276156that's a nipple
>>521278030I used all my ligmas to UE30 Rumi because of this image
Always disrespect Ako
>>521278639what do you mean
>>521278113pretty goodwhat game? hello kitty?
Suzumi alt when
>>521278893Miitopia
>>521278718>>521276156Where's the Koharu censor when you need it most
Would Ako call sensei a chud
Miyako status?
Make a wish
>>521279074El gato gamer forma de sexo
>>521278543>FUCK CHURROthat's the plan
>>521279103Ogogee banner
>>521274896Thanks for fixing the OP
>>521279036We hate rabbits like Miyako the most.
>>521278992
>>521278551fuck you, i want to be represented as hot
>>521279103I wish the solace and comfort of Hinata's bosom in my face.
>>521279036Lost to a Roomba
>>521275204My thoughts about Tsurugi went from pure to lewd over time, and now she’s the student that I’ve killed millions to the most
Which student enjoys nipplesex
>>521279270At what point did you cross the line?
>>521279103TKD
>>521275204I'm a Hasumi lover. But Shintani Kai and her backstory made my mind run wild about a doujin I wanted to do about her when she meets sensei again.
>>521279103Stocks going up
>>521276743It's good for students with barely any art too, I use it a lot myself.
>>521279103Wakamo content soon please
>>521275268Hey man, the 0 sanity Doctor is 2 pages down. So that's what happened.
>>521277331Based
>>521275486Shoo
>>521278812My hair almost made it to the end of the image...
>>521277331she's satan, bro.
How's that Sakurako webgame?
>>521279690fatty
Students who would do this at the kinoplex?
>>521279570Kys
>>521279570THATS NOT MY WIFE
>>521279690This student does things to me.Also wants me to show her how to wear a tie properly. But dammit its endearing. Also sexy cum magnet glasses.
>>521279947
>>521279690she needs another alt
>>521279103I wish for the surge of someone at Nexon that sees the true worth of my studentwife as much as I do. Someone who's distant from the plebeian crowds that can't envision behind her physical attributes.
>>521279915no one
>>521279378some time mid last year, when i saw some tsurugi art of her holding her uniform up with her mouth, showing her big veiny boobs and inverted nipples. thats when i first crossed the line
Ibuki posters give me the creeps
>>521280186Can't just type that without giving the source.
OK, Wakamofags. You get one event in 6 months. Realistically what do you want to happen in that event? Which characters other than Wakamo should be involved?
>>521280123I-I want her to do that to my dick
students for this feel >>521277134
>>521280174
Chise (Serious) when
>>521280186Kek
>>521280247https://files.catbox.moe/rwghmn.jpg>>521280392yep... thats the one.
Uhee~
>>521280352
>>521280281honeymoon. sex all day everydayeach day a new positionwakamo pregnant at the end
>>521280241They glow too much
saturday can't come soon enough
>>521280392>>521280458Ahh this one. Wish she didn't look a bit chubby. Doesn't really fit her being chubby.
>>521278718>>521276156Sexxxooooo
>>521280551why?
>>5212802813P with Wakamo and Kai.
>>521280174I SEE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Say it
>>521280281Non meme/porn addict answer, the Fox SquadThey become friends by the end, it just makes so much sense
>>521280598i agree, but still has a special place in my heart so i still find it very hot
shunny is ___
>>521279915Plum Blossom Childrenalso Marina is the one who cleans that mess up
>>521279207if you want to represented as hot to women, blue archive already does that. cause looks don't matter, we have money.
>>521280648because i hate waging
>>521280669>they didn't fix her sprite in the mini storyIt's over. She'll be the least sparked student in BuruAca history...
/bag/, will you roll for all the students required to do lunatic Geburah?
>>521280897i was already rolling satsuki as a dick roll
>>521280897I like Satsuki but no dude, I already barely have 15k pyros for Mari
>>5212807599!
>>521280897I could probably get plat in Asia with an Extreme clear. Why bother?
>>521280897before I answer that questionaoi spotted
>>521280897yes except for satsuki
i don't like aoi
>>521281067tough luck pal, your uretha is about to be violated
>>521280743titveins in general are a rarity and treat when it comes to art
I just readed Volume F, I have some questionsDo we know exactly what happened in the other timeline?Was it explained somewhere or just vaguely hinted in the PV?I really wish Nexon would make an OVA, movie or side story covering all thatI have no fucking idea what's happening with Mika, Saori or Hina there
>>521280727Justify letting Fox Squad out of prison
>>521281241
>>521281226Why is Mika all bloody here?
>>521280897>idol>idol>idolAAAAAAAA
>>521281197I would never wish that on anyone, getting stuff shoved in there hurts worse than anything
>>521280710>i am fucking childs n shit cuz im in fukin buraka>uuuuuuuuooooh my gawd
>>521280897I havent even done a torment raid yet
>>521281241they're students that learned from their mistakes and need a second chancethat's more than enough reason, and i'm pretty sure that all the others sensei out there agree with me
>>521281521>I read that in Momoi's AI voiceit's over
>>521281226Read V1C3 for an answer on what likely happened to Hina in the other timelineSaori is likely being used as Beatrice's sacrifice because either Atsuko died in that timeline or something else happened with her. For Mika, the meme answer is that she killed Hiyori. The actual answer is that it's either a scene that we have yet to see reflected in the story, or, in my opinion, she discovered Nagisa's corpse
>>521281226Remember when some people thought the anime was the P. Sensei timeline?
>>521275204I'm supposed to be a lolicon but sometimes I have thoughts about Hiyori
>>521281505and yet you walk into aoi knowing what's waiting for youare you a massive M?
>>521281609>i couldve used uoh my gotto insteadmy cancer creating skills need honing but thanks for the idea
>>521281226With what we saw in Volume 1.3 it’s implied that by Volume F we were still preceding the deviation that caused Phrenapates’ timelineIt’s indicated Schale’s bombing in 1.3 by the Underground Dweller is what caused the deviation. The cutscene followed even has Sensei waking up in the same room but in the Main Story’s case it’s sunny while Phrenapates’ timeline it’s darkened.From there on Sensei has some “flashbacks” with Hina in a corresponding scene so the implications are the 1.3 is where the butterfly effect happens. Phrenapates is hospitalized here and the rest follows with each school going astray.But since we have only had 1.3 so far we haven’t witnessed the other events yet
>>521281219>no halo
>>521281226You can mostly infer what happened, although chances are there are multiple bad endings shown in that imageFirst bad ending the GSC president most likely overrode sensei on a lot of choices thinking that she knew better, she was smarter, she trusted her own judgement. Meaning sensei wasn't there for certain students in time and wasn't able to help themVolume1 Ch3 mostly shows what probably happened to Abydos studentsHoshino goes terror and Shiroko has to kill her. Serika was kidnapped, Ayame is in her coma, Nonomi walked off into the dessert to die, Hina was killed by Hoshino when she went terror, etc.Azusa in volume 3 almost killed Hime with the halo destroying bomb, but Hime barely survived due to the mask blacksuit gave her which functions as a 1-up which will revive her in the case of death. In the original timeline sensei never was never there to gain Blacksuits trust, and steal away his attention from the students, so he never gave the mask to hime. Hime dies, Saori takes her place being sacrificed, even though its meaningless to sacrifice her, it was done purely out of spite by beatrice. Miksaki kills herself, Seia chooses to never wake up because sensei never convinces her to keep reading the story and have faith. Mika snaps after finally killing someone for real and becomes the witch people wanted her to beRabbit squad failed to stop the nuke, they break down seeing the horrors of the city they weren't able to save, everyone dead.It was originally thought that Blacksuit corrupted Alice into her true form but japanese fans recently realized that's actually Rio's suit, Rio's watch, and Rio's undershirt. Meaning Rio was corrupted by someone, and Rio used her evil knowledge to corrupt Alice into her true world ending formThe key component with all these bad endings is "If sensei wasn't there". Its a world where sensei wasn't there to save them, to provide the small difference saving each of them.
>>521281226These are basically all the bad ends without the sensei buff. They all happen at some important point in the story like Saori sacrificing herself after Asuza killed Atsuko with the halo breaker.
I'm so concerned because all humans eventually will die.
>>521280897>SatsukiNah>I.MariIf I dont spark I.Wappi>S.Fubuki/KannaTrust in spooks>I.WappiAbsolutely>SU.AsunaTrust in free rolls spook
Seia is saying dumbass shit again
>>521281908its rough out hereprease understandu
>>521282083When I die I won't feel anything after dead so who cares?
>>521282083We will get the secret of immortality soon.
roogi is so cute
>>521281623Funny part is we all know Saori can't be used as a sacrice, Beatrice needed to sacrifice the princess due to her special blood. She literally just sacrificed Saori to be a dick, out of anger for failing to keep the actual princess alive.
>>521281226>I really wish Nexon would make an OVA, movie or side story covering all thatIirc they talked about making a movie
What an actual Mika terror would look like? it feels like she's already terror
>>521281219Yeah it’s real erotic when they have them
>>521282238And that's why Beatrice is the worst girl.
>>521282287Probably with blackhole.
>>521282287Mika doesn't have the terror factor. Terror factor exclusive to Abydos and Gehenna only.
>>521282218
la-la-la-lavach-ch-ch-chicken
Kuroko alt when
>>521280481thats like 1150 calories right there
>>521282454what happens if she's exposed to chroma then? does she just falls asleep and dies like seia would?
>>521282287Jirai kei black hole
>>521282286Lewd, Tsurugi cover yourself
Waka
all over miyu's face
>>521282454All students have both the mystic and the terrorAnd the unfathomable sublime The terror is the other side of every mystic
>>521282161Ignore seia, post big nagis
>>521280782i want to be hot for myself to look at
reminder that mari is eroticand yes this is your fault
>>521282407She would be a menace to Kivotos if that happens.
>>521282571>does she just falls
>>521280897> LunaticNigga where do you think we are?
>>521282698and I'd do it again.
>>521282667
>>521282703She already is a menace, thats why devs won't give her ever her accesories, alts or anything else. Mika was a mistake
What would /bag/ terror be like?
>>521275776Same, I associate it with Seia in your dreams as well. I have Tomoe as my L2D Lobby because of this music.
>>521282571Don't fall for every random thing anons tell you.
>>521282541After Bunny Kuroko
>>521282879Well fuck you. Mika saved the game. She is the reason vol 3 is popular.
more interested in sublime bag tbqh
>need all idol students for INS or higher on Geburahlol
>>521282948
>>521282541>Shiroko (Terror) (Pregnant)
>>521283048Volume 3 is the reason for anything, everything else is slop
>>521282868What do you think would happen to the JTF? What side would they show?
>>521283132BASED
What happened when Sensei retired?
>>521283132>fetus fetish
roll for idol students
>>521283278Story hasn't gotten to that yet
>>521281910Ummmmmm so what was Arona doing?
>>521279392Muh Kai Sexo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NBexps8-kMNeed more vol 2 kino
>>521282948A hot ERP thread
>>521283307Only one I want is free so nah. Ill roll for uniform Asuna though.
Hifumi Terror or Airi Terror would be the most dangerous possible students.
>>521283307i will. hopefully i can do it with a single spark
WAKAMO TERROR
Big Hina's...
I'd rather get Wakamo HERRORCause they are japanese.
>>521283564I want to eat her ass
What a lovely day.
It may not seem like it but this is a Hasumi general.
>>521283304Fetush
sensei terror
Mika love
Here's your Wakamo Terror
>>521283654i really love the JTF
God I wish that were me
>>521282868>>521282667>>521282287>>521282454>unfathomable Mystic>irreversible TerrorSo, who will be the first Mystic Student?How are they supposed to look? Like the Bayonetta angels?
>>521283150All students are mystics, that's what they always are. Students are divine mystic beings. To become the terror is an irreversible change that fucks up students, permanently altering their mystical nature and corrupts itI don't even know what you're asking, students are just mystics by default. Only Shiroko Terror is a terror studentTerrors are beings of fear, darkness, terror, rumors, negative things; most of the raid bosses are Terrors. Terrors aren't just students, anything born of rumors or fear is a terror, Shiro and Kuro, Perorozilla, those are examples of terrors. Gematria created most of the (non decagammon related) raid bosses, using existing legends and rumors. The only non terror raid bosses are Heirononymous, which was Gematria's failed attempt at replicating the Sublime, a "holy terror". A holy being that is beyond comprehension, but ultimately Gematria failed since the Sublime is a force that's far beyond their understanding. Gematria can create terrors but they cannot replicate the sublime.
>>521283669>Its just normal Sensei who can't get it up regardless of any pill- energy drink or prostate stimulation
>>521283665This is why you don't get contents anymore.
>>521283698delete this
>>521283610Japan is not real
>>521281910I still don't think Mika killed anyone. She was literally at her worst point in Chapter 4 and could have easily killed Saori but she still pulled herself back up from that pit of anger. Saori is axed by Beatrice in that timeline, so who is she taking out her anger on? She's never shown to care about the fate of any of the other Squad members other than Saori. Also, the events don't really line up either. Mika's chapter 4 state only occurs from being dragged up from the pits of despair only to be shoved back down it; this alternative timeline Mika likely never learned that Seia survived - and she never regains consciousness anyways, so the result is the same. Ergo, Mika would probably still be in the midst of her larping "evil villain" persona, which she invented to protect her sanity, along with sealing away some of her memories. Therefore I have to conclude that this is a Mika who found Nagisa's dead body after a "bad end" of Chapter 2 of Volume 3. It's the natural conclusion if you consider Hanako and Sensei likely didn't plot their saving of Nagisa together, so the Arius hit squad were never interrupted. In this timeline, Nagisa's death is the only thing I can think of to give Mika enough of a shock to go full on crazy. The blood on her face is probably Nagisa's.Then again, this has a lot of holes too, but it makes more sense to me than "Mika kills a bunch of unnamed grunts or Hiyori"
>>521283772i think im just retarded, thanks
>>521283304sex
Can you rotate your studentWife in your head?
Remember, the Juri event had the biggest worldbuilding bombshell we've ever gotten because it showed that students can potentially shed the sublime entirely and just be themselves instead of the anime girl version of any given mythological being. All because Juri made something edible.
I'm recovering from food poisoning. What student is best for rubbing my tummy and telling me it'll all be ok?
>>521283328Arona is GSC presidentArona only exists in the new time-lineGSC president created Schale and removed herself from the equation, so that only sensei would be the one to decide from now on. She realized sensei was right about everything, so she created a world where sensei would be the one to create the answer instead.
>>521283710This but unironically
Arona Terror when?
>>521283883maybe
>>521283698Oh fuck, I haven't seen this abomination in a while.
>>521283726Every student is already a mystic. You're probably talking about the Sublime, which is the goal of Gematria for... Reasons.And it will probably be Hina, for obvious reasons. Way too much writer and developer bias to not give it to her
>>521283895you're mixing up the mystic and the sublime
The only student who win the studentbowl is the one who can grow my hair back.> But I still have hair!SUUUUUUURE YOU ARE, FUCKFAG.
>>521283995For me it's Plana terror
>>521283895>anime girl version of any given mythological beingwhat in god's blazes are you even talking aboutare you alright
If I put a lime underwater does it become a sublime?
>>521284089Plana terror would have huge tits
>>521284134kek, good job Chise
>>521284134Yes Chise, this how limezoos became the first sublime student.
>>521284094Sensei, your Horus? Your Anubis?
>>521283912But how tf she able to do that? Is she a god or something?
Why did they make the nuns the sexiest students in the game?
>>521284134silly Chise, limes don't exist in Kiwitos
>>521284040Its not their goal, its just something they can't reach. Their goal is merely understanding and research, naturally they are drawn to anything they cannot comprehend. But that isn't their true goal. Their goal is to defy the incomprehensible by comprehending it. They are scientists.The sublime bears no special meaning towards them other than it being something they can't currently grasp
>>521284134No. That would be a submurgedlime. You need tiny fruit-shaped bondage gear to make a sublime.Find a tiny whip and peaked cap to make a domlime.
>>521284134
>>521284134Chise... You're a genius
>>521275002Taking care of an ADHD son has taken its toll
>>521284080but i do have hair. in fact i'm actually on the hairy side, all over the body
cheeseposters are the best postersyou can't even argue this
>>521284306Shittim chest is the ark of the covenant They don't even hide this fact in volume 1 Ch3 anymore. GSC president had access to a lot of hidden items that she was researching in secret throughout the years, such as the crafting table which is literally an unlimited alchemy machine. As president she gained access to things normal students couldn't comprehend.
>>521284161GOD YES
>>521284305shiroko isn't guiding any graveyards and hoshino has no tales of dicks getting chopped offthe "anime girl version" crap never existed from the beginning
>>521276620I think you fucked up, I already voted but I can vote again
How would /bag/ react to Blue Fes announcement like>Mika (Sublime)
>>521283995We have that already
>>521284536>hoshino has no tales of dicks getting chopped offShe was too tight
>>521284094>he doesn't know
>>521284628She will never get an alt
evens I draw some stupid shit and post itodds I play video games0 I do both then jack off
>>521284628multiple schizo meltiesWe're never beating the posting speed we had during 4th anni however
>>5212843081 Hinata bride please
>>521284628But Mika is already sublime
>>521284780Looks like you've got a big night ahead of you
>guy i know playing BA>thinks that nagisa and JTF are pure evil and the only pure evil bad of trinitynagisa i could understand at the very start of volume 3, but hes almost done with it. and how is JTF evil?
>>521284780u dun fucked up
>>521284628Big boobs=may rollReally big boobs=will rollNon big boobs=no roll
>>521284691Plana is Arona terror?????????????
>>521284780Oh fuck meHope I have the stamina for this, at least I already have an idea for a dumb joke in my head
> Another duplicated BlueFesFuck all of you.
>>521284887Racism is bad. Racists should be villains.
I've spent the last year just daily login in, rolling for the cunny i like, ignoring meta, and having fun.But i've seen i can't perform well now that im about to hit 90, so what are the meta girls for events? what students should i be maxxing?
why is sakurako called wappi?
>>521284628Here is your sublime Mika
Alright /bag/ since you're a saviorfag, how would you bring back the real GSC President who erased herself from existence and dumped all this work on ME? Arona doesn't count.
>>521284308>all but 1 are wretched whores
>>521285020if you know you knowUwU
>>521279614>>521279847Cheers are not for queers! She's my Satan! Ibuki Daisuki!
>>521285020pissu pissu
>>521283912you're assiming lots of things anon.>Arona only exists in the new time-linedid you forgot about plana? she's actually arona>Arona is GSC presidentmaybe? however is undeniable our arona was heavily influenced by her
>>521284536You're kinda too late to deny the girls being former gods, you kinda missed that boat since volume F.>Inb4 "The lore doesn't exist and its all fake because I personally don't like it"
Who we rollin'? Mari or Wappi?
>>521284691delete this
>>521285104Neither. Saving.
>>521285104I WANT THEM ALL PLEASE ARONA HAVE MERCY
>>521285043lol
>>521284628This is what she looks like by the way
>>521284996roogi's not racist
>>521279103I wish my Mari commission would get accepted
>>521284691How would Arona react if Sensei died? For example during the cruise missile at the cathedral, or being shoot by Saori?
Okay but likeAfter the school year ends the GSC president would step down for some second yearTheres no Second year student that would be able to take her place, isn't Kivotos screwed in a few months?
>>521285020In the original text in her momotalks she tried creating a moe catchphrase "wappi~" that she thought would make her sound cute and non threatening, but people are still afraid of her and she's a boomerWhen she became an idol she doubled down trying to make this her moe catchphrase trying to be a cute type character even though it comes off forced, which is the point.Global version cut out almost all of this because the localization team didn't really know what wappi meant so they changed it to "UwU" in her momotalks, and now that it came back again as a plot point in the new event they once again translated it wrong as "twinkle twinkle"What does it mean in reality? Nothing, some figure it means "world peace", but in reality its a nonsense catchphrase she made to sound cuter which the localization team didn't like.
>>521285104yes
Is there a timeline where I have unlimited pyroxene?
>>521285279Would /bag/ roll for a loli Mika?>She WILL demand you monthly pyros for gifts because she wants princess treatment
>>521285309She'd accept it begrudgingly as seen when she was sure sensei was about to become a pancake because he saved fat shiroko
>>521285393funny how china hina is much better than original hina
>>521285279Boobs not big enough. Not rolling. Must meet or exceed Kaede.
>>521285096even if that may be the case, i don't see how Juri's ability to cook something edible has to do with any of this.is the demon Juri was based out of have this innate ability to fuck things up for everyone?also, the first post in this reply thread seemed to imply that there is a concept of fate and that some students are fated or cursed to a certain degree within their lives. has that always been the case?
>>521284134This might be the best /bag/ post for the year
>>521285104Skipping for Seia
Kayoko>looks like an emo teen age scene girl junkie from the 90s>like the ones that listened to the Tattoo song "All the things she said" all day >is 18 years oldRio>looks like 30 y/o executive CEO >overworked female trying to "make it big">a bitch to everyone and no social life>is actually 17 years oldwhat the fuck
I don't want named studentsI'm gonna go fuck a mob
Why are the idol students meta? Are there really no alternatives?
>>521285094>Takes things out of spoiler text and starts quoting them openlyretard behavior, but I guess that's what we're doing nowArona =/= AronaWhite Arona is the original OS of the shittim tabletBlue Arona took her place in the new time-line, but only this timeline, as Plana had no idea who she was despite being from a parallel timeline. the timeline with Blue Arona is always the correct timeline. A timeline with white arona is likely going to be a bad end timeline for certain reasons.No Plana literally says she's the GSC president at the end of volume FThis is unambigious, and the letter she sends Rin makes it clear she doesn't have amnesia or whatever you might think next, she's merely pretending. Chances are she fused with the Shittim tablet OS and sent herself back to correct the timeline after everyone died.
I haven't seen a funny /bag/ post in months...
>>521285447Arona doesn't really love sensei...
>>521285604for geburah? not really
>>521285340>and now that it came back again as a plot point in the new event they once again translated it wrong as "twinkle twinkle"No fucking way
>>521285563As expected of Chise.
>>521285489>>521285393
>>521285279uoohhhhh
>>521285104Pass. I'll roll for Chiaki then save for Seia/Rio.
>>521285590I agree. 18 really is prime
>>521285489Kisaki is perfect.
>>521283307this is why I wont do lunatic, I refuse to waste resources on asuna.
>>521285489Would Kisaki like a manlet Sensei better?
>>521285590NGL I like her because Of the creepy fact that in other games of rather lewd topics Rio is the name of an OC I use- who shares extreme similarity with her. Its rather creepy, just picture that Rio, green eyes and glasses- keep everything else the same. Oh and no halo. I've been using that OC for years and I started Blue Archive earlier this month.
>>521285604For the same reason Kisaki is the only one to give EX attack buffs, iMari is the only one with an overheal mechanicso far
>>521284963I mean, there's really 3 most likely scenarios for the Tea Party event as I see it. It either happens in May, likely as a limited event of some sort, similar to the one ASS got last year. This would kinda line up with Mika's birthday which is actually celebrated with a yearly hashtag on Twitter, so it's actually quite likely. But if that doesn't happen, then it will absolutely be in one of the Summer slots. The summer event preceding the limited event is always non-limited, so I see that as a low possibly for the Tea Party event. Mika whale bux are too strong to past up. If it ends up being the limited one, however, it doesn't necessarily mean they'll be on the Bluefes ticket. As this thread has said time and time again now, Volume EX is progressing at a horrible rate, to the point where they likely won't finish it up until Summer. Meaning that there's also a high chance they'll try to use Bluefes to push story important battle alts, similar to Hoshino last year.So, yeah, three likely paths:1) Limited event in early May/late April2) Limited summer event but not Bluefes3) Limited summer event but Bluefes
>>521285818Me on the bottom right
>>521285043Heh, nice reference to this.
>>521285554Gehenna students are Ars goetia demons.Students all have mysticsSeia's mystic was she could see the futureKoyuki has Answer Talker which instantly reaches the correct answer to any problem in front of her even though she's stupidAsuna has super luckStudents all have strange unexplainable mystical abilities that are beyond scienceJuri's cooking can come to life, even if someone else makes the food and Juri barely touches it afterwards, her mere touch can cause anything to just come to life. Sensei verifies that she cooks everything properly, but somehow her interacting with the food causes an odd reaction to it.
Is Azusa good? She was so cute during vol 3, i want to see more of her
>>521286000thanks doc
reminder that BA will always be a happy storysurely my fellow sensei agree with this felling?
>>521285885Ok. I mean you do you, man.> No HaloNever mind, shave yourself.
>>521286000I wasn't really referencing anything I just made her green because limes are green.
>>521286057Her name is babzoos. And no
>>521286084Believe in the happy ending
>>521286057She was a few years ago
>>521286084Grimdark edgeshit doesn't belong in BA, yes
What girl truly loves sensei? Im talking about the moment sensei dies she will go full terror?
>>521285661>No Plana literally says she's the GSC president at the end of volume Fdid she? i don't remember this at all>This is unambigious, and the letter she sends Rin makes it clear she doesn't have amnesia or whatever you might think nextagain i don't rembemer this shit at all. i'm either retard or you're bullshitting hard
>>521286242Not them but yeah, I think the last scene of the volume is literally Plana going "Finished scanning, conclusion met. So this is where you were... GSC president" while Arona is sleeping. It was literally the cliffhanger
>>521286242Hes making it up
>>521286132As in, I didn't have a halo on the character of my making. I've no issues with them- just noting the similarities between the two. Its uncanny.
>>521286216Miyako
>>521286084obviously
>>521286216WAKAMO
>>521286084Eh, variety is the spice of life, limiting yourself to just doing/consuming the same thing every time gets boring.
>>521286407>all these busty 15 year oldsGUH
>>521286216My wife of course
>>521284963Who would even match the hype of Trinity summer alts for Fes?>inb4 muh kei sexo
>>521286407I really feel like they just drew the characters then slapped ages on them. Just like how so many 3rd years are not!lolis.
Anyone else feeling burnout? Finding it harder to stay motivated to login at this point and I haven't even bothered with GA yetI think the format has just been getting dull for me now.
>>521286216All of them but I just can't imagine the terror form of clown students like Momoi and Aru
>>521286242Not involved in whatever you guys are talking about but she did call Arona that
>>521286084Everyone on /bag/ agrees on this. i dont know why we need to asking it again
perky 11 years old mini milkies
>>521285847My beloved wife
>>521286442but we got variety? we got bunch of sad scenes, it's just the endings that are always happy
>>521286407G U H
>>521286054alright, so this sublime thing is the innate unexplainable power some students havei really don't see how that ties up to the students' previous god incarnations. seems to me that the sublime ability they get and whatever god they were are totally unrelatedagain, what i'm trying to contest is the notion of an "anime girl version of any mythological being". that statement implies that the students exhibit the traits and abilities of these beings.just being a lookalike of said beings does not count.
whens the stream?
>>521286517>waah waah
>>521286521
>>521281875>>521281910>>521281623>>521282238This is very interesting, is there any speculation on what happened to Hanako there?She looks very serious/pissed off.
>>521286442If you want NTR, you can go play Mihoyo games and view their porn
koyuki squirt
>>521286521Mate, I was burned out a year ago. I just watch events on Youtube now since the story has basically died out at this point
>>521286492Who cares? Just make them limited for summer, that's enough for hype already, but for the love of GOD don't make them BlueFes like A.Hosh again.
>>521286521No, not quiteTho I basically skipped wakaboat because I hate that raid but that's about itI don't really spend that much time on BA and it's the only gacha I play so I don't think that's gonna happen soon
>>521286156I see,well you just reminded me about poison BA meme, carry on.
>>521286606>>waah waah
>>521286084Fucking duh.
>>521286606Im not complaining. I just find it funny. Its amusing how much of a male fantasy this game is. its refreshing.
>>521286603aru_6.jpg
>>521286521THIS IS VERY CONCERNING ANON (THE ANONYMOUS) MIGHT QUIT AT ANY MOMENT
>>521286620Based off context it's likely just a Hanako who gave up on life. Without Sensei theres no bullshit Nagisa make-up work club. So she probably just becomes cold due to her seeing that people are two faced yada yada big brained all humans are trash or something
>>521285858basedactually go fucking kill yourself
>>521283703based
Babzoos is stupid
>>521286594I think you're misunderstanding everything, and crying out it doesn't make sense at all and that you hate it because it doesn't aline with the fake idea you created for yourself, while not even trying to understand it. Can't say you even understood what the sublime is exactly.Shiroko is Anubus, we already know this, its already an established fact. There's a few others that are already established as well. Some of the obvious ones are Hina, Mika, and Aru.
>>521285590>one of the best femdom designs in recent memory >is just a hopeless autistThe rug was pulled from underneath
What would Momoi terror be like?
>>521281226did you had fun?
>>521286781i think its high time we quit this dying game
>>521286928Productive, responsible and willing to compromise without making everyone else do all the work
what's more likely in the bad timeline, hanakorealizing much the terrible shit that happened could be avoided if she didn't run away/pretended to be retarded or >>521286803
Wasn't as bad as I thought (not really). I couldn't copy NYFuuka strats because I already had to borrow Hina so I had to go for Ui instead. And somehow the Hina I borrowed doesn't deal the same (or not even somewhere close) damage compared to the ones I saw.Took the ultra safe route too, refreshing Atsuko's drone as soon as it expires. Also my first triple insane after playing for a little over a year.
>>521286521not quite there yet. i don't spend a lot of time in-game anyway besides headpatsironically, pvp malding and trying out various comps is what keeps me going
>>521286928black-skinned and green color palette
>>521286973EOS'ING RN
The concerns are getting to me. I feel dizzy and might quit.
all of you are gonna be walking the plank soon
>>521285668We had this for three days wasn't it funny?
always ignore non-ba image posts
>>521286521I will take care of your students, dont worry
>>521286676I don't get how though, don't they still have other writers? Losing one writer out of like 4 shouldn't be impacting things this much
>>521287098that's just unsexy midori
>>521286928she would be a DEI karengoddamn i almost puked imagining this shit
>>521286920>asayuki was perhaps the only artist who nailed rio's personality
It’s looking grim. They need to release Dress Mutsuki soon or we’re fucked.
>>521287005The two aren't really mutually exclusive, her only real choice is become the Tea Party's bitch or the Sisterhood's>>521287098That's just a palette swap of Hoshinos, can't she be original?
>>521286531Momoi (Netflix)
So let me see if I understand this correctlyAsuna>her Mystic is being "lucky"Asuna Terror>she would be unlucky?>she would bring missfortune everywhere?>she would make everyone around her unlucky?Asuna Sublime>she would be super duper lucky?>she would bring good luck everywhere?>she would make everyone around her lucky?
>>521286928She would say Nigger in a live stream on china
>>521287005If you read her momotalks, you realize that's just who she really is deep down. She puts on the fake slut act and tells bad jokes to make everyone avoid her, the dark brooding persona is who she was before that happened, when she saw everyone as snakes, hated everyone. It was Seia that told her she didn't have to be that way, and she could just be who she wanted to be. Its who she really is deep down that she just hates everyone and sees everyone as an enemy, she sees everyone around her as trying to use her, originally the dark Hanako is who she was before she put on that stupid slut act as a coping mechanism.
I think we should all appreciate Yuuka more.
>>521287347>live stream on china
So it is official. Saori is sensei's true canon bride
>>521287328You don't know what the sublime is, sublime isn't just plus ultra mode. No student has really reached the sublime, even Gematria can't really comprehend it yet. Sublime is like the divine but its also something that can't be reached yet, its unknown.
>>521286928she would ascend to be the ultimate gamer but instead of old classics she would become an avatar of current gaming slop
>>521287054>spoilerSame. I wish enemies used more interesting teams but that can't be helped. PVP is at least somewhat 'different' on a day-to-day basis while raids are just a whole week of the same thing.
>>521286920> FemdomWhy are modern men such massive faggots?
>>521287218You could tell that he actually reads the story, even back with volume 2 everybody knew she was a dork, this femdom shit is some secondary meme
>>521286676Everyone praising BA's story is praising material from more than 2 years ago at this point.Kinds nuts that's basically since half the game's life
There hasn't been any official explanation of these things btw
>>521286521Mate, how can you get burned out from a game like BA? I play for 30 minutes per day at most
>>521287457Starving hobo huh? Hmm...
>Reduce red INS time by 40 seconds>Only go up by 50 ranksFuck, 3x INS is gonna be gold no matter what, right?
Funny, there is always a retard saying original when referring to the JP script, when it's the same state as the EN script. Translation with some things censored. Just less bad than the EN script.
If Azusa actually managed to kill Saori and the other girl, she could've prevented Beatrice ritual and Mika wouldve gotten mindbroken since she could not blame anyone for her mistakes. The good ending timeline
SHUPOGAKI!
>>521286216from just hearing about itwakamohinahoshmikashunizunashimikohanakoichikayuukanoachinatsuand likely all of veritas because they would have a first hand view of your death
>>521287378>coping mechanismnot quite, it's more like a mascarade and a tool to run from her much hated environment>Its who she really is deep down that she just hates everyone and sees everyone as an enemycan't agree on that. i think it's more likely that she realized that she was becoming a hatefull bitch and started the slut act to run away
>>521287627No? What? Just how shit is are your clears?
>>521287670I don't understand
>>521287597She is increasingly dependent on sensei for living... not long until she never leaves the house and even more fattened and coddled
>>521286521Nope, just you
>>521287378She sounds like me but male.
>>521287682Terror Hina.. big boobs... Dress Terror Hina.. even bigger boobs...
>>521287514Rio being a lovable autist was the best decision.
I want to see super saiyan Fuuka kicking gormet clubs ass
https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/1910528231754916136https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBPVZjVItxU
>>521287328I thought Sublime is Mystic+Terror so it'd probably be like, Luck Manipulation?
>>521287439Midori needs to stop looking at me like that.
You know what would save BA right now? A rogue lite gamemode.
>>521287827
>>521287803A future I can only hope never comes to pass
>>521287764She literally got a fucking job.
>>521287627I don't even need to open the game to tell you that even one insane clear isn't nearing gold yet let alone 3
>>521287670Are Jack Black's lines really just shouting out loud names from the game? I heard there was a Technoblade reference in the movie too so I'm interested in seeing it for that but aside from that I'm not too interested
>>521287837>MilkteaI'm a Nagi supporter now
Whos the most fertile girl in blue archive? Ibuki?
stop posting babzoos
>>521287896fuck off, i don't want another timesink gamemode
>>521287698Hanako says trinity is full of snakes, when she says that she doesn't say "Not counting herself". She knows she's a snake as well deep down, you see it peek through several times in volume 3, she is just a bitch deep down that lets her hate slip through the cracks. In fact she's one of the worst snakes when she lets it slip through, she acts cruel for no reason when she can rationalize it. Even using Mika's feelings for sensei to threaten her, just because Mika wouldn't cooperate with Hanako's talks in the prison and shut her down, not revealing anything more.
Not sure if it's just me but pajama Yuuka seemed like it got more fan art than pajama Noa. Weird because the pajama banner had more focus on Noa than Yuuka.
>>521287937yeah pretty much, the technoblade reference was only added cuz one of the child actors begged the director to add a lil reference of him in, movies fuckin terrible but its Minecraft so its doing really well
>>521287837I'm waiting for Mika cameo
>>521287937Basically just imagine every Jack Black mannerism and then imagine he's just saying minecraft stuff. FLINT AND STEELWATER BUCKETCHICKEN JOCKEYBLUE ARCHIVE
>>521287514Im new and im rather pleased that she's just an autismo instead of being a stereotypical dommy mommy. Its endearing.
>>521287837Hey I'm drinking milk tea right nowCool
>>521287920Why do you think sensei is working so hard? It's so saori can retire and be a stay at home housewife
>>521287909I had violence in my mind but this is nice.
BA should get an official farming game spin-off like Stardew Valley.
What would happen if Nagisa's tea was replaced with cum?
>>521285096More like it's left intentionally vague, rarely elaborated on and in terms of narrative significance ultimately trashed in terms of the game's saviorfag message. There is lore, but Sensei hardly gives a shit about it if it doesn't relate to it's students, and gives even less of a shit if that lore serves to be a detriment to them.>inb4 anytime mentions any lore there's always SOMEONE-shut up.
>yuuka is the main girl of BA>none is asking for Terror yuuka or Sublime yuuka???
>>521287837I kinda like the gook voices
>>521287960Correct
>>521287896Eww. Zoos posts are getting increasingly bad by the day.
>>521287937It's a high budget shitpost. And yeah, there's a Technoblade reference. The kids will love it. It's made to be memed to death
>>521287960The 15 year olds. Any girl 18 and above is old and barren.
>>521287457Yes
sad im not a fan of wappi or mari, also sad for wappi fans because that lines just gone gone from the English script, i like Mine tho, so ill grind for her, being a sickly man I love a strong sweet nurse lady
>>521287837Bros I want to bang the fat sisterhood mob so bad...
>>521287984I do. I will spend hours on a single run fueled by my autism.
>>521286521just play the game at your own pace then. even if I stopped doing raids and such, I'd still read the stories cause I love the characters
>>521288143She'd still make you drink it
>>521287937>Pig wearing a crown walks on screen>"Is he some kind of king?">"No, he's a legend"That's basically it
Thank you Wappi~!
>>521288171Because Yuuka is not the main girl of BA
Would Iori terror turn white or darker?
What does this image tells us?
>>521288137>Rune Factory but it's BA
>>521287803>>521287915what a Shakespearean tragedy. the only time i would ever be able to see hina as a woman would have to be after i died
>>521288116anyone that read volume 2 should have realized she was autistic the second she started talking about trolley problems and started crying when people made fun of her dumb robot
>>521287514>>521287810>Voiced by the autistic trash queen.Perfect casting.
>>521288040Yuukas popularity is just insane, Noas popular but Yuukas just a whole other level>>521288171I want a wedding dress alt or big sis of millenium Yuuka alt
My Lovely StudentWife Noa
>>521288132I work for my gunpla, you fuck.
>>521287751Both blue and purple were 1T with around 10s left, red went from 2T (15s into the 2nd) to 1T with ~30s left. Not sure if I should bother trying to improve blue and purple... it's GA and I never got a plat (newfag), so I doubt I will here.
>>521288137>>521288421I will now play your game.
>>521287937No idea but it looks retarded nonetheless.
>barely any hype for the stream
>>521288417Some students have numbers next to their portrait
>>521288040>>521288171If you're talking about lewds, maybe people get turned on imagining being in a sleepover with Yuuka and looking at her ass with her PJs on under the sheets.
>>521288346>Jack Black calls him a legend
>>521287670I don't remember when was the last time I bought a movie ticket
>>521288421im so FUCKIN PISSED the recent rune factorys are dogshit
>>521288596what killed the hype?
>>521288492Would Noa schlick off to the memory of my cum on her skin?
>>521288171>pattern-matched pajama seamsShe must've embezzled millions
>>521288596>Globalcuck streamNo shit.
Which actor do you want to cast in the Blue Archive Netflix live action adaptation? Hard mode no Ryan Gosling
>>521288669>implying there was any hype to begin with
>>521288517You should be getting 27.6+ on blue and purpleI'm at 3 digits with 82.76m in Asia
>>521288596I am hyped though.
>iSakurako has to be ue50>iMari has to be ue50>iMine has to be ue50 Great raid design.
>>521288709Kevin Hart
Hina Terror would save this game
>>521288709jack black
>>521288773Just don't do Lunatic.
>>521288596>Non zero chance they might show off global bond 100s>Ngmi with my Yuuka
My theory/headcannon is that>Sensei is someone who died, a common person>Kivotos is actually the Purgartory>Sensei is being tested>all the girls are supernatural beings>demons, fallen angels, spirits, false idols, tricksters, etc>should Sensei fail and be lead astray by them, the charade will end and he will be sent to hell >Gematria are the typical atheists, fedora tippers, etc, stuck in similar circumstances, one step away from hellIs this assuming too much stuff?
>>521288791Fuck that's actually kinda funny to imagine
>>521288709Jack blackimagine his kino lines brosshittim CHESTARONAmomoTALKSWAPPIi am going to CUM IN YOU YUUKA
>>521288773>iSakurakofalse, and does not know shit about her kit>iMari false>iMinefalse
>>521288709The "I like Turtles" kid.
>>521287670Do they yearn for the Mines?
SHITTIM CHEST
>>521288006habako looks like the kind of cruel bitch that really hates herself because of what she is. she's disgusted at herselfthat's why she's really trully gratefull for sensei providing her a chance to change
>>521288805Save it from what?
>>521288773I think this is why people reconsidered and are skipping the idols. If it meant not getting plat for Geburah because Lunatic is gatekeeping it, people would rather save for other students instead.
Crafting a baby together with MineMine Craft
>>521288006Hanako was super spiteful in passing that message as though she was Hifumi to Nagisa, "It's not like we were friends anyway". Holy fuck Hanako. I like her character and really appreciated that momotalk of her just wanting to be in Sensei's company under a pavillion in the rain out of loneliness. But man, the main storylines don't explore this side of her and leave her as a Mary sue as a result.
>>521288596I have work tomorrow what do you want me to do?
>>521288791>shota senseiThat's going to be controversial desu
>>521288639I mean 6 will let you romance the female MC as who's your childhood friend and supposedly they fixed the homo flirting, surely those faggots wouldn't lie to me r-right
>>521288976Habako
>>521288492Why the fuck is that coffee more black than brown? Who the fuck actually drinks that?
>>521288839Sensei becomes evil when the player (you) stops playing
>>521288936im always yearning for her, gonna be a pain grinding for her without i.Wappi and I. Mari>>521288976of course shes happy shes my wife
>>521289063Asians
>>521288596Last time they fucked it up and didn't have eng subs, so I'll just wait for anon's summary or watch it after they sub it.
>>521289063Me.No milk, creamer or sugar.Just me and the deep dark abyss in my mug.
>>521288982She will provide
>>521288709I'll have to go with budget Ryan Gosling
>>521289051BEJITA SENSEI YOU FUCKIN DOG GONE RETARD OF COURSE THEYRE LYING TO YOU
>>521289049kek
>>521288709Henry Cavill
>>521289063Coffee with sugar instead of milk? What are you a baby?
Goslingbros help, when will base Kazusa get a rerun?
>>521288839I would be led to hell by Ibuki, happily.
>>521289023It's funny to see when people think getting plat in Global is as hell as JP is. Lunatic will not be a gatekeeper for us for the most part, for sure.
>>521288709Lady Gaga.or Terry crews- if he gets man-handled and stuff by students. Shit would be funny.
>>521288709david hasselhoff
>>521288709Jackie Chan
>>521288839I'd say its backwardsIts purgatory but its the students that are being tested, sensei is a human but a human who was a good man, chosen for his morals to guide the students before they can go to the next place(graduate from this realm). He was chosen by GSC president to guide the students. BA is basically touhou; its the afterlifes of every religion; hyakki are youkai, trinity are angels, gehenna are demons, Arius are fallen angels, its mystical creatures from every region categorized in different schools. Basement man basically says there have been various versions of Kivitos before this one, he's the only one who's expected before the current world began. He's the only one who knows the real answers about the celestial realm, and what happened to the forgotten gods and nameless gods. He wished to return Horus to her true god form to end the world but ultimately failed. The fact that the students are currently just normal people, normal girls, has meaning. No matter what they were previously, sensei says that their current selves have meaning. Perhaps this is an inbetween world where they have to find the answer before they can move on like Angel Beats, the euphemism for moving on is graduating. Sensei was chosen to guide the students to their answers.
>>521289384Yuh
>>521289063Me. I don't take milk or sugar in my coffee and only was the mug a few times a month. It has a nice patina of flavor on the inside.
>>521289241He's actually more expensive than Ryan Gosling.
pvp resetting next maint?
>>521288709Michael Cera
>>521288417this one feels super duper old.
>>521289360i'd pay to see Terry Crews or other similar strong-looking actor get manhandled and always one-upped in shows of strength by girls in a movie (minus the typical hollywood "smug" female), blue archive or otherwise
Ave Maria
>>521288716>27.6Thanks! I'll mock them a few times this weekend to see if that's gonna be feasible. NA's a bit sweaty...
>>521288709Sensei John Cena.
>>521283360I thought this was the defective pixel song.
Where's JP's april stream, /bag/ promised me there would be a march stream last month but that never materialized.
is next week gonna be a dead week in jp or should we expect a new event?
>>521289241I still hate this movie because of the garbage plot hole that completely breaks the plot>Ryan Reynolds kisses the girl in the movie>The characters directly mention how there's no kiss emote in the game and are confused how he did that>Later, Ryan Reynolds is reset>The girl kisses him to give him his memories backHow the FUCK does that work?
>Kaya thought that she was a Chojin
>>521289583>>521289591Yes.
>>521289042It never is really explored what happened in the pavilion. Just that she saw a girl that most likely once snaked her, which brought back some bad memories again. She talked to somebody she used to know which brought back some memories.
>>521289286Man wtf is this shot? Cavill has a decent natty physique but he looks tren'd out of his mind there. Or is it some witcher potion context from the show?
>he's still at itlmao
Band Nutsu soon.
cheese daughter
>>521289583The anon who kept harping about a stream never killed himself, tooDon't trust /bag/
>>521289628thanks chise, i knew you were a real Juan
>>521289591datamine says permanent archive for a shanhaijing event for next week. answer is yes it's a dead week
>>521289591ded weeks for a ded gaem
>>521289063>Actually drink a real coffee for the first time in years>Realize American coffee is basically just water>Actual coffee is supposed to be kinda thick, and it doesn't need sugar or cream, actual coffee has a strong bold flavor on its own.I paid $5 for it, and it was like two ounces, but it instantly reminded me how cheap and shitty mass produced coffee is.
>>521283360While Trinity has my waifus, Millenium is my favorite school in terms of the cast as a whole with how well they all work with each other with the game development department as the lead.
>>521289562Unironically a good comedy cast.
/bag/, say something nice about Saki.
>>521289671Take the L bro, you're just making yourself look like an ass the more you deny that you were wrong
>>521288709Hard mode is discriminatory to literally me
>>521289413the concept of a normal human who has a good heart being a sort of presiding judge over mythical all powerful creatures in need a strong moral compass is absolute kino
>>521288612>yuuka buttjob over her pajamas under the bedsheetHnnng
>>521289714it's funny that anon brings that shit up every thread thinking he's owning anyone other than 1 retard and maybe an even more retarded anon for regurgitating the other one's shit.
>>521284780I present Kuzunoha (hag) (real)Time for some gaymen
I think keeping konoka is a matured version of kokona...
>>521289826explain Americanos then because that stuff is just water and aint no American is drinking any of those (despite the name)
>>521290012delete thisalso if this was you >>521284780 then you must jack off to your creation
>>521290012Fuck it. We bone.
>>521289940Its almost like their real lesson is to learn to be human
What are the chances adult swim might air the EN dub for the buruaka the animation?
>>521289826My brother, you drank espresso or a lungo. Not all coffee is thick. Filter coffee is thin and looks like a deep tea>>521289063There are some deep dark roasts like that. I hate them though. Some of them become salty for no reason.
>>521289912She has very suckable tits.
Babzoos isn't real
>>521289982>other than 1 retardYou and I both know it was more than just 1 retard circlejerking about how le doomfags are wrong and that there TOTALLY would be a stream in march because there was one last year, cut the crap.
>>521289846>the game development department as the leadIt's literally just Momoi and Arisu. Midori is just the straight man to Momoi's antics and Yuzu is stinky
>>521288709If he was 40 years younger and not an authoritarian lefty faggot now.
>>521290012Save it for the aggies
Lungo mentioned
>>521288709Young Al Pacino directed by Coppola
uh ohmelty
>>521290128Americano was created during WW2 to replicate the kind of coffee American's drank at home. It was created by Europeans because Americans didn't like European coffee during the war, so they created it to more closely resemble American coffee for the soldiers stationed in Europe.Its basically imitation American coffee>>521290251Nah I have filtered coffee all the time, its just cheap shit. Real coffee is a bit thick.
>>521289384wtf im eating
>>521290368Forgot the pupils award
dips on all the big titted students
>>521290012Would
>>521290495>>521290495>>521290495
We can only dream.
>>521290212or maybe were deeply overthinking everything and were just supposed to want to fuck 15 year olds
>>521290569Those concepts don't contradict each other
>>521290432That's the story the Italians ran with but there's nothing to suggest that's how Americans actually brewed their coffee at the time or that the story is even true to begin with. The most charitable reading suggests the italians had their own interpretation based on what GIs were drinking from their field rations
>>521290621hm hmright you are
>>521289912That'll do it Saki, That'll do.
>>521290467she's too tired to have them on
>>521290432>It's just cheap shitOh man. There is a world of expensive coffee out there. But you are too ignorant to care.
>>521290943You ever tried that civet shit coffee?
>>521289413>>521288839Where does the sex fit into this theory?
>>521291280Sex?
Anyone has an atsuko or hina ue50 I can borrow? My friend code is BFVDULXG on NA
oh yeah, to the other tsurugibro, whats your relationship rank with her?
>>521291995Ask again in the new thread
>>521290012i better see this in the aggie
bored.
i feel that, though im passing the time reading zero escape
doing expedition in no man's sky cause not much else I wanna do. and not many to do anything with.
never played NMS, is it any good?
its ok... its got a lot of ways to waste time, and its certainly better than when it launched, as far as space fairing goes. its fine.
i see, hope you're having fun.
I guess I am having fun. it makes something low involvement while I keep queuing up fights in gbf
>>521284963fuck you i use counterspell
Gaming?
Good afternoon ded bag! It's finally Friday! Have a great one!
no gaming, gaming canceled forever.
hey trainanon, how are you today?
But I must...And hello Trainon! Happy Friday to you!
ok gaming allowed, just for you.
zzz
hello and gn eimianon
goodnight eimianon
Heya Roogi anon! Meru anon! I'm doing great!Good night Eimi anon!
good night eimianon
almost out of images. kivotos live soon. though not sure I'll watch it, its stuff we know unlike the jp streams.
I'm sure they'll show some new artwork-related stuff in the stream, which is always nice to see.
They picked such a shit time though. Guessing it's KR based
Eh the live starts at 4PM on a gook friday, I wouldn't say it's an entirely good time for the average salary man either.
Is Saturday still a work day in gookland?
The live time got pushed back to 6pm KR time. makes more sense since that's when your average salaryman are supposed to get off work.>saturdayit can be.
>>521292071>had to go literal minutes before you askedthe timing was so bad its comical62 atm but im saving up a lot of gifts for a joke imagei could edit it via photoshop but i aint no cheater
>>521301092i see, im guessing with your stash you could probably push pretty high?
>>521301787about 74? if memory servesits been a while since i calced it actually so it might not even be right
>>521302079i see, best of luck reaching the golden land
>>521290292and how they interact with the other clubs is fun.
>>521302172many thanks brotherwere all gonna make it
