ESL Raleigh continueshttps://www.dota2.com/patches/7.38c>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/570>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous:>>521065289
>>521317513Cleaning Mireska's dirty used panties with my tongue
templar assassin in bondage event 7.40
>>521317792Sexually frustrated fuTA instead of boring bondage
>tanky brooler meta have been solvedlove to see it
>>521320881How was it solved?
>>521321817by picking squishy int heroes
>>521317729Did she ever got an iron thornling set art? Really annoying that it would be awhile until it's added to legacy set list.
>>521317792delusional. the event is just a delusion. it will never come. never. the patch 7.40 will never come.
nice of you to check in.
>>521321817by AA actually being used
>>521325841>bans AAWhat now?
>>521317729kinda weird there's no mireska feet art
>>521326375you pick rm or tinker
>>521321817Not sure what that anon referred to, but out of 6 upper bracket games yesterday, all 6 were won by agi carries. Pretty interesting
dps is king, as always
>>521326952Of wait, Spirit LOST game 1. Nevermind then
>>521327146a rare miss for larl on ss
How good is Drow's shard?
>>521328125It improves positioning for a hero with positioning being a primary concern.
>>521326474there's stuff where she has feet in a semi-promenant position, it's just we have no artists that are the retarded "what if feet were 99.9% of the image and were heinously rendered to be as revolting as possible"
>>521329005Would love that, God I want Sorapoi to make Mireska's sweaty feet art, he does great sweat artwork
Tried Marci and she is an absolute pain to play when there no allies nearby and my team keep disperse.
>>521323678This set is not a phase mom, I swear
>>521329952You don't play her, you sniff her pits
>>521330214But I just got her skin from chest....
>>521330343Congrats, Marcela always looks good in new clothes
>>521324854why are you so insistent on receiving coal again this year for christmas?
>>521328125Very nice for going highground
>>521326474>no mireska feet art
>>521333076>all DW art is just trying to emulate sorapois styleterrible fate for a hero
anyone else too sad and depressed to play
>>521333605they don't even emulate the most important aspects of him
>>521329952That's God's way of telling you to play around your teammates as Marci. If you want to play solo gank Marci you need her shard, which is actually one of the better shards in the game imo.
>>521334659yeah
>>521336816the gaping assholes and sweaty armpits?
>>521337543Makes me hard
>>521338583repulses me
>>521337543his actual style not the coat of paint
Buff Hoodwink
smash hoodrat
>>521344454haha yeah i would...
>>521340502Wrong board, go back to >>>/lgbt/
>>521344454
>>521343426Kill yourself nigger troonfag
>>521344991Christian values upset the jew
>>521344991Seethe jew
I HATE THIS RAT
what kind of mental illnesses do you have to have to get irrationally angry at video game characters
I got to Archon. What now?
>>521345810HATE RAT DISEASE
>>521345810it is the nature of the jew
>>521345810Tay-sachs and schizophrenia
>>521345723>>521345973incredibly basedfuck ratwink
what kind of mental illnesses do you have to have to get sexually attracted to video game characters
>>521346592Love Wyverns Disease?
>>521331832explain your obsession with coals. i don't have coal. i have never received coal.
>>521346592i mean have you seen real human women?
>>521347393don't ask me, ask santa he's the one sending you all of it
>>521347424if i can love something then i can also hate it, no?
>>521348207that has nothing to do with sexual attractioni'm saying the flaky skin between lina's toes is more attractive than real human women
>>521348141this is a lie. this doesn't do any favour to your supposed bondage event. delusion.
nu-d2g has the worst forced memes
>>521345810>>521346592It's the internet. You're gonna find a lot of mentally ill people. Some of them even have formed cult followings.
>>521346592Falling in love with idealized characters is a White thing, you wouldn't get it
>>521348957You mean streamers?
>>521349054idealized characters are unable to procreatewhat you describe is destroying white culture
wtf is white culture?america?
>>521349671>white>americaoxymoron
>>521349671No such thing as "white" culture same goes for "black" culture
>>521349093Among others
>>521350639you can name literally any country and some snide fuck will go>country>white
Bets?
>>521353563Dire
>>521349671In the united states, race and immigration act allowed only whites to immigrate, except for controlled chinese immigration to build the railways in california, or native american migrations. The condition for being "white" was simple - be a christian
which team we cheering for liquid or the other guys
I’ve been away for a bit any big changes to the map/game? Im already familiar with the dual rosh pits and teleporters etc
>>521355124>I'm too dumb to read patch notesok bub
>>521355465Well if something happened 5 patches ago it wouldn’t show up in the most current patchnotes im not talking about minor hero changes or anything just overarching changes or big changes in say like the meta that might not even be reflected in the patch notes
what happened to ourguy bulldog? he doesnt even stream anymore?
>>521356686hopefully he died in his sleep
>>521355124nope, nothing of note
>>521356686His 12 year old fan base grew up and realized he isn't funny anymoreEphey if you're reading this, please wear green panties and a short skirt so it can match this LAN event
>>521357261just be german bro
>>521356686That fat fuck banned me for calling him retarded because he couldn't see the difference between 30 and 60fps on a video
>>521357860>retard gets banned by a retardLike ratteltrap
>>521353730yeah dire lost
when did the skill icons get nice new borders
>>521359072about the time when qop got her 10 inch cock
>>521357531Stop it with the cockva meme. He didn't fuck her
LET'S GO LIQUID
>>521361751anon they live together
>be in herald>win game>doesn't matter because they're shit at the game anyways>lose game>you're so bad that you can't even win in heraldI cannot win no matter what I do, herald is literally hell either way. I try thinking that my wins in herald actually mean something, only to think about the fact that the players I play against auto attack creeps on mid. I have no clue why valve put me in herald, I've been playing since 2013 and most of my games I'm miles ahead of everyone.
>>521344454based on all accounts
>>521365334Did you try not being herald?
I'm trying to limit my hero pool. Looking for some decent "basic" or "classic" offlaners who can soak up damage and who can build some auras if needed. So far Tide and CW and I can't decide what to pick for third? Bonus points if they can farm decent in case I get some tard on pos 4 and need to recover and they are simple to play.
>>521365890DSUL
>>521365890>"basic" or "classic" offlaners>cwKindly neck yourself.
>>521364153Calling bullshit
>>521366458she shows up on his stream sometimes
>>521365496Look at these stats and tell me I'm a bad player. Tell me I am a herald player and that it's all my fault. You can't.
>>521366686Getting kills isn't what wins games, so yes, you can have a very high KDA and still be in herald. In fact it's much easier to do that in herald than any other rank.
>>521367430It does win games if your role is to go mid and win the lane. These games were all mid lane games, I won my lane for an entire page of games, and there are even more games where I've managed 17+ kills soloing mid. And these games were all Marci games where I go retard build and dive towers. If getting kills isn't what win games as a mid player, then I have to stop playing the game right now because clearly I don't know anything about dota after more than 10 years playing.
>>521365334Logged into my divine smurf >my invo mid lost to venge>said venge had maelstrom and sb later on>offlane sniper dies to warlock kamikaze golems>lc rushes dagger>void pos1 cant even last hitYeah im not logging back in fuck these animals i cant really deal with them
Being a Bane spammer is frustrating. He is my favorite hero, especially now with the sleepwalk + forcestaff combo.What sucks however is that Bane has great at collecting teammates who disable help on you because you've done a couple of mistakes in a bad game you've had.I run into an ally who has help disabled every second game now.
>>521368931Send an email @camposhartosynagogue
>play against full magic damage team>slark doesnt buy mage slayer>necro mid last pick, doesn't buy shroud or pipe>other support doesn't buy glimmer>off lane doesn't buy pipeThis is Immortal MMR btw. Incredible.
Is nisha on vacation?
>Soe now LITERALLY has white hairfeeling old yet, DOTARD???
>>521370758Wtf is that tattoo
>>521370227I should play pugna 5 more often.
>>521370758>SoeI haven't heard that name in a very long time. I do feel old.
>>521370758It would give me a massive boner if she wasn't covered in awful tattoos
>>521370758>grandma on set wearing thisThere should be laws against this.
>>521371293prude
zero (0) damage outside gyro
>>521370953>>521371293tats triggering 4chan autists will never not be hilarious
>let's clump into a 30k nw gyro
shit dk
>>521370758Take me back
>>521371293you are a homosexual
gyro does damage
>>521370758>>521372648h-hot
>>521372873Yames is 42 now.
>>521373080looks pretty good for 42
>>521370758What do you think it felt like?
>>521373080only hard drinking makes you look this bad
>>521373145giwtwm
>>521373137He's trying to get his life back on track, he stopped drinking and started working out.>>521373260He looked worse a few years ago when he hosted TI.
>>521373080>those white hairsIt's fucking over, what the fuck, I am literally closer to dying every single waking hour, I can't even believe this, I am in fucking shock, I spent my entire life playing this shit game and now I'm on the verge of dying and I only just now realized it.
>>521373137no he doesnt lamo, are you russian or something that you think its normal to have white hair in your early 40s
>>521373407fuck himwatch him creep back to grifting reddit
>>521373743who gives a fuck about his hair colour
>>521373909t. hairlet
>>521374016t. ugly
>>521373743you're a fucking retard, some people just have wacky geneticsi've known someone start greying at fucking 19 and people who start greying in their 50'salthough in james's case, being out of shape and an alcoholic for most of his life isn't gonna help things
>dotards don't know that women love silver foxes
How can you drink and still play dota? I would be worried about my rank.
>>521374387>silver foxesIs this what old people say to cope with the fact that they're about to die?
>>521374387>Just dont be balding lmao
>>521374387i remember that one time during DPC where james showed up randomly and sheep and nat started gushingand he was fatter and definitely drunk at the time
>>521374507What's your beef with old people anon?
>>521374203>>521373909holy fucking copelay off the vodka and ciggies Ivan, and you wont look like a pensioner in your 40s
finna show girls my grey pubes
Dota is a boomer's game.
>>521374706Every person above 30 years should be put inside of a meat grinder and turned into food. Unironically.
4 loss streak lets goi have learned much during these times
>>521375481You're in boomer territory kid. Show some respect to your elders.
They should have strippers during the downtime
>liquid won 2:0Slavs about to get kicked out again.
Primal beast is such a fucking useless hero
>>521378272>massive lane kill threat>too bulky to kill>great ganker>bkb piercing disableIf you can't snowball that's on you.
>>521378272Dawnbreaker is the most useless hero in the entire game and her pickrate is very stupid. Her ult is literally the only ability that could even as much as be considered ''okay'', everything else is just garbage, and yet pros insist on picking her. It makes no sense at all and I've stopped trying to make sense of why the hero is ever picked in pro games.
>>521375481boomer website lil nigga, you are on our turf
>>521375481Go back to your brain rot reels
>>521378769"robot sun mommy sexo me want fuck thighs" is the only reason i can think of to pick her
How do I get fucked bu futa luna?
>>521370758She should've stayed in dota. Literally fell off
>>521378769this is such a bad takethe hero does a ton of damage and gets a free bkb while being globalliterally good lc
>>521378272He used to be a massively popular mid or offlane a couple of metas ago.
>>521378769pros stopped picking her like a month or two ago. but she was trendy before that.
>>521381357I've been calling Dawnbreaker a bad hero since she was released, her kit is complete ass and her damage output is literally non-existent. The ult is literally the only thing that makes the hero go from completely useless 100% of the time into completely useless 90% of the time. I would even go as far as saying that she might just be the worst hero in the entire game. I really don't understand why anyone would ever claim otherwise, she deals no damage, her abilities are garbage, her stun isn't reliable nor even that great even if you manage to land it, is a melee hero that does not deal good right click damage, the list goes on.
>>521381892youve been wrong all alongyou offer nothing objective just made up stats like a complete retard
>>521381482And Falcons won many of their games by flexing Primal, Huskar and Razor between Malrine and Ammar, since both specialize in them.
>>521381527It only took like 2 years of people forcing this shitty hero into the meta where she didn't belong until they finally realized that she is pretty horrible.
>>521381527removing the evasion from her aghs was a huge nerf
>ligma galaxy
>>521373743I look much older than my age, but I'm extremely healthy, don't smoke, drink or do drugs and I am fit. Almost never get sick either. >a guy in his mid 30s
>>521383279im sorry for your shit genes, brole
>>521381892She is super aids to play against in lane and she can farm by herself (slowly) so you're just plain wrong.She reminds me of playing against Viper except Viper doesn't follow you around with a global ult every fight. When I see a Dawnbreaker pick, I moan and groan because it's going to be pain for the next 50 minutes even if I win. She's going to buy Blademail BKB and swing that burning hammer around like a monkey 24/7 and get value out of it, and I'm stuck farming BKB+lifesteal before I ever get a chance to deal with her.
>pa tony skABORT PULL UPPULL UP
>>521381316james did this
>>521384057I'm very tall though and have very broad shoulders which are further accentuated by lifting. Have a gf and catch women checking me out on the streets sometimes.
>>521384473her Q is the worst ability in the entire game, if you are having a hard time against literally one of the worst heroes in the entire roster, then I am sorry to say, but you must be pretty garbage at the game.
bros I tried playing NP 1 and I threw my buddy's ranked games it's over to me I will forever be one trick medusa spammer
>huge crowdwtf I was told NA dota was dead?!??!
>MORE silencers/aaWhy did walking ult supports make a comeback?
>>521385281people like to watch dota more than play it
why is kunkka trending?
>>521381316says "mom" on her bio but there isn't a single picture of her child so i assume it means like a dog or catgood stuff james
>>521385396when pros decided to actually look at the other heroes in the roster AA was better a few months ago >>521385281na dota is dead from a playing perspective not a viewing one
>>521385396chen, ench, sd, hoodwink kept getting nerfs
>>521372873>>521373080aged into a Silver fox, he must be swimming in milf pussy
>>521384925You better throw it back
>Slav with 1200 abaddon games repeatedly dies towerdiving someone at level 4>Afterwards, proves that he never understood that if he doesn't end the game in 25 minutes then we loseI hate these niggers so much it's unreal
>>521384719There are worse heroes and if you think otherwise, maybe you just need to play the game.
>>521385458
>there are people over 30 who still play dotayikes
>>521385969Who's the father
>>521385458>he missed the prego era
>Nigma eating shit earlyJust call gg, you already can't close games out.
They should have done the lower brackets yesterday, why is Nigma allowed on the main tage
>>521386154dunno but i saw some post mentioning break up when trying to find child photos
>>521386154Me
if sk the dumb fuck stunned the aa they would've gotten a kill atleast
>>521385396the ultis are just that op
>>521386809>>521385396Global silence is good but if you're an ult bot like on that one game where a silencer went midas refresher w/ a techies going aghs octarine then you're guaranteed to lose
nigma is a disaster
>>521387406>Nigma made it out of groups!
>>521386579james is responsible for that too
>>521387526because they got into a group with two even worse disaster teams
wrap this bullshit game up nigma is done shouldnt even have been here in the first place
>>521386140what else am i supposed to play?
>Sandkek and Tinylmao
these niggas ASS
>nigma
>>521387726>literally the only teams they beatlol
>there are people who came to watch nigma
what even was the plan there? Jump tge tankiiest hero on the map that will immediately turn it around on us?
>>521388153when you're this far behind you don't really have good alternatives
I hope there's a rolling schedule
>Epicenter someone that isn't the AA but instead hit the Kunkka>AA iceblasts you
>Sub-50% chance of winning based on picks>Pudge goes support>**ggernaut (1) gets blink>Still proceeds to omni large masses
Americans really are fat. Good god.
Europeans are dirt poor. Good god.
if you quelling a tree and place a sentry there and the tree grows back, what happens to the sentry?
>>521391680Trees don't respawn if they're blocked
>17 wins>4 losses>81% winrate
>>521391680see >>521392102You used to be able to kill then ward that one tree west of the radiant bounty rune for an obscene amount of vision.
>>521393156Another under used hero is veng
>>521393520well aa isn't underused, it has like 95% pick/ban rate
>>521389916>Now support LS and LCThe fuck is happening?
I fucking hate tiny so fucking much, when are they dumpstering this dishonest nigger hero?
>>521393763when his quarry is settled
>>521393763Have you tried playing his counter
>>521393679He used to be until recently
>3 tanky cores vs 3 tanky coresYawn
Why is nigma even in this tournament?
>>521395198by the power oh allah, they will lose
>>521395198middle east qualifier lol
>>521395198These were their opponents in the qualifiers, imagine the shitposting if the Indians somehow won
>>521395020don't you love tanky strength cores that do more damage than 99% of the agility """carries"""?
zog american audience cheering at the niggma reddixy plays
>>521397023people like to cheer for the underdog and who's more underdog than shitma
>>521397023they're cheering for sumail who gave na their only ti
>>521397023>retarded anon poster cares why cheers for whatJust enjoy the shitshow, you dibshid :DDD
>>521397023Must suck to be as miserable as you
>>521397487>26:03>>521397619>27:09take it easy kuroky habibi
>>521397736/vg/ has 90 second post cooldown newbro
>>521397736>there can't be multiple people calling you out for your retarded brainwormsok
>sufail
what the hell was that fight
Hype crowd for shitty teams
ogre seal totem is retarded
>>521398914the BROOL META
The fuck were they thinking with her Aghs
>>521399404they were thinking>how can we make this carry hero more of a support
is ogre seal totem good?
>>521399404Post her huge futa cock
>>521399697free force staff that slows and deals damage
>>521399697>FREE movementUh yeah?
has nigma achieved anything since its inception?
>>521400580nope
>>521400580I'd imagine they've achieved a lot of laughter
LMAO ONE HOUR
>>521400580>has nigma achieved anything since its inception?they haven't won a single t1 tournament in 4+ years and counting. they've gotten 3rd like twice.keep in mind the same team that became nigma was one of the top teams for several consecutive year, including the last year before nigma formed. but then with nigma they became mega washed in an instant.
>>521401274how are they still a team at all?saudi oil money must feel good
>safe lane puck>linkens first item>daedalus and kaya for some reason.>not even a scepter to make use of daedalus.le only constant.
Where the fuck is Raleigh?
>>521401489do they really have some rich arabs handing out mega salaries to them?honestly i just assumed they were so rich from their previously successful dota careers and now nigma is just some unserious part time thing they do.
>>521401832Right here
>>521401489I probably shouldn't say this, but there's a massive market for young men with dexterous fingers who are good at video games. The Arabs absolutely love young twink boys and pay millions to get access to them and their tight bootyholes. I've heard of some of the things that go behind closed doors that these young men go through and you would not believe it. All kinds of depraved sex acts... dota players have to submit to this or else they don't play. Is it worth it? I'd say so. Maybe more so when TI was tens of millions instead of the lousy price pool today.
>audience is all men
>>521402108why did you even bother editing the pasta
>>521401832
>>521402108>AMMAR_THE_FUCKER
strongest american dota player
>farming gold for upgrades>Echelon 6 for faster kills>Knife Build: 3k gold average>Spirits Build: 5k gold averageAnd the only difference is Knife vs Spirits, and stacking shit like Bloodstone and Timeless Relic on the Spirits build instead of DPS. Magic Missile does tons of work. The high score chasing Anon wasn't kidding about enemies getting stunlocked and trapped in tight spaces. At first I was like "Why is nobody spawning?" and then noticed they were just stunned at the edge of the screen.
>>521402715Errmm.... you got the wrong tab there buddy.
>>521402715Why not just play vampire survivors instead?
>>521402829?
why are they forcing the poor pros to eat garbage
>>521403240one of the cornerstones of american culture is eating garbage
>>521403240Because the event is in NA?why even ask questionsdummydumb dummy dum dum
>>521403465america has healthy food too this is just feeding into the stereotype
>>521403049Because I want to play Nest of Thorns?
>>521403521well americans do love feeding
The one and only murderer of NA dota
>>521343426She is good enough
>>521403795good enough for headpats and cuddles and marriage and impregnation and raising a family
>>521404032burwh that's a squirrel
>>521404032do you ever wonder what made you attracted to animals? serious question
>>521403521shart in mart
>>521404229>featherless>capable of standing on two legsclearly that's a human
>>521403521>this is just feeding into the stereotypeYes? Good.
>>521404419the anthropomorphisation is where the attraction comes from, the combination of the safe and familiar and the dangerous and animalistic, the notion of something taboo without it straying too far into the obscene, being balanced by the human side, the body and the voice and the mindyou remove that key humanity and it becomes obscene, disgusting and abusive
>>521406221>without it straying too far into the obscenenta but it literally is beyond obscene
>two games with slardar mid in a rowI love free loss games thanks forced 50!
Big LSir action slacksJenkinsThese people are massive trollsand they make dota 300% more fun
>>521406493and there are plenty of others who would disagree with thatstrange? yes. but there's enough of a difference between say hoodwink and an actual squirrel that they may not see it as obscene, just strange.
>>521406892>best duo for last series of the dayThey're going to cast the finals too right?YES
What do you do when the enemy picks OD and you aren't a hero that can build khanda or silver edge and none of your ape teammates want to buy break?
>>521407490just doom him
>>521407490>What do you do when the enemy picks ODPlay rubick, literally ruins his whole game>steals all his mana>no damage>dies
>everyone's crying about matchmaking being fucked>log into dota after months>it's can't be that bad.png>first game >our mid 1 14>absolute stomp>team flames each other and goes afk right awayok...
>>521407882Damn if only I could actually counterpick heroes instead of being forced to pick blindly.
>>521408098So don't play blind that game mode?fucking dumbass
>>521408247>don't play all pickOkay I guess I just won't play the game then.
>>521407490>lotus orb>hex>orchid>nullifier>aeon disk>linkens>eulsJust buy items dude just like play the game hahahaah
>>521407490Linkins? Orchid? Null? Euls? Techies?
>slark pickedanyone have any...Slark porn
>1st pick>take slark and let opponent get tais this matchfixing?
>>521409540Ah a new Hoodwink for my Hoodwink folder
>>521409540why is her mouth so fuckin big, bitch could fit a melon in that maw
>>521409540>reddit imagereddit hero
>>521409540
>>521409294No, I hate Slark. When I see a Slark, I pick Techies. Fuck slark.
>>521409735so she can vore people duh
>>521409530It's a slark 4parivision has already won
>>521409540I think the text on the shirt can be deemed enought for at least deletion of this post and ban at most.Please, stop this. After first few times it's not funny anymore. This is disgusting. And this hurts reputation of every other Hoodwink specialists here.
>>521409294Yes but I'm not giving it to you
>>521409853>Fuck slark.Yea that's the ideanow hand over the goods anonOr I'll, deward your jungle with my innate!
>>521409735how is she supposed to take the BBCs then you fucking retard?
4 losses in a row, 3 wins in a row, nowabout to make it 4
>>521409921
>>521410093 Do it. I dare you.
Why is Ursa the mascot
>>521410171does anyone have the unedited image
>>521410547>BIG BEAR COCK
>>521410585Pretty sure it's this one but shittily edited
>>521408097playing second game right nowthe very same guystarts crying gg from the first secondfor virtually no reason went afkagainno penaltiesnothing will happen to him for ruining gamesand you guys wonder why people don't play dota
>>521410585Why would you want a picture of trump?
>>521410860thank you
>valve forced liquipedia to remove the unpicked hero statistics to hide their terrible balancingShameful
>>521411103So why did they show all the unpicked heroes at the start of the stream?You just being retarded? ok
42% vs 55% winrate btw
>>521411329>my carry always first picks pa>enemy carry always first picks taPLEASE NO MORE FORCED 50
>>521409294I have some vore pics.
>>521411329
>>521411578Oh my, do please share
>>521411668I don't want to get banned.
>>521411598how does left look like PA at all
>>521411750You can't just blueball me like thatgive me a source then at least
We used to bully furries into their own isolated enclaves on the internet, shame what has become. rope faggots
any dotards at raleigh?
>>521411773Flat-chest and dark hair
>>521412025coolrate the beer
this game is just a fucking rage fest.
>>521411998>too cowardly to reply directlyCowards like the rest of themgo back, tourist
>>521412126It's a reddit posthttps://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1jww1es/beer_rune_activated_sadly_bottle_not_allowed_in/
@521412195see a doctor please
>>521411908Stalvelle and verybatty, only one pic from each.Didn't say I had a lot.
>>521412301IPA's are for fags
WOOF
>>521345973>>521345723
>>521412384Thanks dotard
>>521412334>>521412195
Who is Fred
>>521412474that dog looks familiar
>>521412815It means peace in swedish
>Get calibrated Guardian III since trying Dota again to hang out with a friend, after bouncing off it back in 2015, and again in 2020.I'm having fun with them mostly, but it feels like there's not as many legitimate glue-eaters like myself down here as there should be. I was hoping for more clueless retards like myself. There was a fucking legend invoker on the enemy team last game.
>>521413205>breaking news, man has fun with friendDude, literally everything is fun with friends
>>521412878he's crusader 4
>>521413337why would null play dota
Crowd only cheers for Liquid it seems
>>521413453LETS GO PARIVISIONsee it just doesn't have the same clang to it
pa still isnt good
>>521413281I mean I'd be having more fun if it was just the short-bus crowd allowed in the allotted rank, but I'm guessing it doesn't get any better higher up with discrepancies
>WR, PA and TAPretty sexo match
the fuck is browndust
para will lose this
wtf is gorgc doing in rtz stream
>>521414679some coomer gachashit
>>521412384I am disappointedtoo tame
>>521414812wtfhe probably woke up and didnt feel like starting the stream
sex with hoodwink
Lanaya owns Mortred any day
liquid are doing it
Lanaya too big
paravision unironically throws for moneytheir cs team does it too
>>521414898What were you expecting, hard vore?
>>521415189Yeah her cock is too big for poor little PA
he sure put effort into his set up
duhh duhh sex duhh hurrrrr
>>521415265I mean I was at least expecting him to swallow something not just, have eaten someone alreadyNice cock though
>>521415383t. low t incel
an intricate discussion on the economic and political consequences of queen shendelzare's tariffs with hoodwinkfollowed by sex
>>521415383Why do people like you just post selfies like people care what you look like
>>521415205lol they're so blatant they genuinely need to ban this team
I'm asexual
satanicbros..
>>521415789predator
CURBSTOMP THOSE ANNOYING RUSSIAN NIGGERS DONK IN CS SATANIC IN DOTA FUCKING BASH THEIR SKULLS UNTIL THEY DIE
>>521415812he's making a lot more money than liquid is
>>521415758>le epic pwnage reply i got from reddit xd
Cocky Mortred gets put in her place by Lanaya
>>521415968very cool HOWEVER he losted
>>521415970I'm not the one who saves retards on their computer, that's you
>>521415493They're just single pics.
>>521416152yes because that's what the bookie org ordered
What am i missing?
>futa mommy lanaya claiming mortred's juicy slavic pussy!!!!
>>521416203Yeah but I expected moreDota needs more porn in general
Saberlight always gets the best reactions
>>521416294based frogposter retard making coomers mad
>>521416294PA is French
>>521417010that works too
>enemy buys nullifier>you're no longer allowed to play the gameWhen are they nerfing this shit?
>>521416378Yeah, especially Slark and also vore
>>521417331open up your wallet and go commission
>>521417153position better
Err he doesn't play Lifestealer, man women are dumb
>>521418030Why does a lanklet like him get women
guys how do I call out that I'm buying an item in the chat, it says like I'm x gold away from item etc
I want to see more strats that only a few players know how to play well. Every team should have something.
>>521413397https://rumble.com/v6qzmii-mad-at-the-internet-march-21st-2025.htmlgo to 3:33:07listen to his Marci review, you won't regret it
I wonder when people are going to realize satanic is the biggest choke artist he is great but missing that gene
>>521418415i aint clicking that shit
>>521418324Do it from the store not the quickbuy
>>521418114>fun>energetic>positive>memer>good at dota>bing bongJust enjoy life bro
>>521418481you don't have to but you're missing out because it's funny, he is a funny guy
>>521418642is this what i need to become for girls to like me?
>>521418504what do I press though
>>521418741I forgot to add funny but yeahjust be enjoyable to be around and people will like you
>>521418114I think he's the tallest guy on the team, if he put on some muscle he'd be legit chad probsthe only way is to try to outchad everyone, go to the gym, get as big and strong as you can get while being aesthetic, in the end it's genetics
>>521418752Control or alt, I think both of them is for "I think someone should buy..."
>>521418946Don't listen to this anon,he doesn't know what he is talking aboutnormal people don't care how buff you are, only gay gymrats do thatnow if that's who you want to attract go ahead
>>521418959thanks
>>521419107zyclon b tier copium, you can't escape sexual selection, I didn't lift for like 10 years and now at 31 I'm back into it, it is a must to live a good life, it's a euphoric experience, when you feel good people will be more interested in you and you'll be more sociallook at the teams, he has the highest fitness level of everyone on the stage and it isn't surprising that women are simping for him
>>521419465i don't care about sex i just want people to like me
>>521419465Yeah like I said this anon is retarded>>521419592All you need to do is try to enjoy things, and avoid self pity at all times, nobody likes that
>>521419592>>521419748everyone likes fit and attractive people, it's literally just a discipline issue, the fittest guy in the room gets the girl, that's just the facts of the situationand honestly you should want to be in peak physical condition for your own mental health
>>521419998>gets the girlYou speak like women are objects to obtain instead of people like you and IBig ick
>>521419998>the fittest guy in the room gets the girl, that's just the facts of the situationNo, this is false>you should want to be in peak physical condition for your own mental healthYes, I am not against lifting to make yourself feel better, but you should lift for yourself, not to attract people
paravision looking incredibly figured out
>>521420134both reasons are valid, why would they not be, you are above the approval of us mere mortals, stop lying to yourself, self approval and crowd approval are both great>>521420116women have free will, even if they are a bit daft in general, they like muscles, they like men that have high blood flow to their appendages, unfit, equals low blood flow
>>521420439>you are above the approval of us mere mortalsbro stop im dying of cringe
PARASISSIES I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!
Dumbwink
>>521420439>women have free willhhahahah
How immature, stop being sexist! 2025 and women still have to deal with this on the internet.
>>521420889Nobody cares about your incel tantrum dude
lol
>>521420889this but unironically because i'm not an asshole
>pick hoodwink>winIt's that simple
HELLO MY NAME IS 2GD AND I'M GONNA NUKE MY DOTA 2 CAREER AND TRY TO MAKE A FUCKING QUAKE CLONE IN 2020still mad about it
>>521420702I never said this was good, but they have desires, and you can decide to become their object of affection or hate by literally picking up metal and putting it down a few times a week, on top of increasing your lifespan and confidence
>>521421604>Dota 2 careerso nothing of value was lost? and it was a net win? Good for him.
>>521421604>0 in game>player peak lasts 24 hours: 4>still gets updatesreally? is this game still in development???
>>521420573that's what that guy said though, he doesn't care what anyone thinks, he's above us
>>521421604who?
Will o' Wisp and Wheel of Wonder pretty good combo
dota 2 general
Is the spectator lagging
>>521421604i almost forgot about that guy. what'd he do to piss off valve again? iirc it was one of the early TIs
What happened to the Marciposting?
>>521423171the one guy is sleeping
>>521423171this crowd posting right now is attracted to literal animals and girls with cocksmaybe another time
Hoodwink status?
>>521423468Literally worthless
>>521423171Not enough people thirsting after her cock unfortunately
>>521423468okay vs bristleback
next game script: bookie owned team gets 10k lead (pushing live odds) then throws
21:19 until the next game
>>521424447That's the time there dummy
>>521424447That's the local time
>>521424894sex with lina
wtf black people play dota
>>521424973based
>multimillionaire streamer>good looking>dota royalty>can only land a 7/10 ching chong wife (as a white male btw)dotards????
>>521425878should have won a TI
Some of you spend way too much time on the internet and as a result are mentally ill.
>>521426146Name ninety seven examples of such people here.
meepo
>>521426146You on the other hand were just born that way
>>521425743pawsex with lina
>>521425878>good lookingaverage*
>>521425878>>good looking>>dota royaltyLOL
Bug is fixed in next major patch coming up in next week i think.
dawnmomma coming at ya
>>521425878There is less than a 1% chance of getting a girlfriend in 2025, women are only interested in the top .01% of men in this day and age. The fact that arteezy found a woman is a rarity, women are only interested in gigachad, gigatyrone, gigachang, gigapaco, and giga any other race. Literally over for subhumans (a subhuman is a non-chad to a foid)
Bing bong
>>521426742All 16 inches, right through every meepo
>>521426738i thought like this but i installed tinder and met a gf 8 years younger than me in a week
>>521426738>There is less than a 1% chance of getting a girlfriend in 2025, women are only interested in the top .01% of men in this day and ageWhy do you just post outright lies that incels use as a reason to not improve themselves?actually embarrassing shit
>>521425878sometimes beautiful women are annoying to deal with, also she isn't wearing makeup find a white woman without makeup who doesn't look 35 years oldthat's a 9/10 in the united states
>>521425335yes lmao we just dont talk about it lol
Bye bye Liquid
meepo is overpowered
>>521427595bulge is literally too small when compared to the source material
>>521426742Where is her futa cock?
>>521427651sadly i only know 2 people that play it in the pros satanic and yuma
>>521427651He is , but since nobody plays him, nobody knows.Same deal with Arc Warden, he is actually fucking op and gets nothing but buffs each patch.
>>521428018You're not funny
>>521427651Not really, very susceptible to burst damage
>>521428083>>521428137i think watson plays it too.anyway, the biggest issue with meepo is that you can just ban it. you spend hundreds of hours practicing the hero then your opponents just bans it.
im glad this chad is back
>>521428536I bet his rum is great lube for when tide fucks his tight booty
>>521423739and here it is
retard farming creeps 5 feet from where beast just died
>>521428536they really should nerf X through BKB though it's retardedd
Macropyre has to be the most do-nothing ult
>>521429594kind of, but it's made up by other spellsit's good with aghs
is pitlord considered good or nah
>>521429812he's okay
>>521429812yeah as long as you dont pick him when you see a rubick
>>521429812countered by having a hero on the enemy team
GIVE ME ALL THE FARM I HAVE A GAME TO WIN
Holy fuck
>>521429812he can farm fast greaves+pipe if the game calls for that. I'd only pick him if you already have solid initiation
>>521430142throw indicator
>>521428536?In what game? because he keeps getting nerfed while other heros can just press 1 button and counter him entirely.
Wow they really like Saberlight
>>521428982well maybe the script was just to lose first game then win the next two
watching ti flukers lose FeelsGoodMan
>>521430520Lol pros don't respect him like that
Would they have won with Nisha?Also, how the fuck is it possible for a Pole to have their visa application declined, especially with a travel history.
Who would've thought that the hero that presses R to be literally unkillable and go back to full health with scepter would be broken.Dota is a fucking joke.
>>521430879You can thank Trump for that
>>521430879Maybe he just didn't want to be in America atm
>>521430879>Would they have won with Nisha?well it would've been a different game if storm didn't get mega owned mid.i doubt nisha's visa got declined. my guess is that it took longer than usual and he sent it in too late.
>Prize pool is only 40klol
>>521431312liquid only got 40k
>>52143147440+20=60
>>521431312warhammer 40k crossover confirmed
current tinker has to be the most cancer hero in dota history. only rivaled by current prophet.
What a dick
>>521431876
>>521431953kek
>>521431876>What a dickThat's swedish culture you're criticising
I want Falcons on the main stage in the grand finalsBut I don't want Tundra there
apparently this made reddit seethe
>>521432445Aui's autism > moonmeanders autism
>>521413205This game calibrated me in the same spot as you but I won almost all of my placement matches and carried each one. Completely broken system. DOTA players are so bad lol. I thought I'd get placed higher.
>>521426742I love her cock, I love her cock so much!
>>521435615What is wrong with you
>>521436831>he doesn't love thick juicy futa cockyou can't even be more of a faggot if you tried
>>521436831>he doesn't want to suck Dawn's futa cockWhat is wrong with YOU?
>>521433434>gets calibrated in Guardian>complains that it's not his fault, brags about carrying his teamsYeah you belong in Guardian all right
>>521437306>>521437161
This game is a joke.
lion fissure doesn't miss
I'm going into ranked drunk I don't give a fuckI'm crashing five people's mmr with no survivors
>>521438924retard
>>521440609So glad I don't play ranked so I don't have to seethe the second a retard on my team does this
they added extra currency to get neutral items now? the greed of this fucking company, i bet they also sell boosters to it
map is a fucking sieve as per usual, having more than 3 trees in a row is sooo 2004 ikrtried searching for some bot scripts, unsurprisingly everything i had is abandoned, sorted by most popular, Hyper AI 1.04.25, tried it, nope, complete morons, same as in vanilla.
>>521412025>IPA
>>521443356what?
why are tier 1 towers to tanky now are we league of legends
>>521445963Because they have no back door protection, to balance that out, beefed up.
>>521445963League tourists still can't believe how easy it is to tower dive in dota.>What do you mean they can just fight under tower if they have the level advantage? Why isn't the tower instantly killing them!?
>Ringmaster AM lane>against Dusa/Timbersaw>AM dies first blood at bounty rune focusing Timbersaw around trees (lmao)>Takes counterspell at level 2 in lane >Wait what the fuck>Counterspell>Dies again because its completely fucking worthless against Medusa/Timber>A fucking point in stats would've been betterI left lane immediately and just started farming kills with offlane, holy shit I lost it at that worthless assholeWe were lucky I stole Rosh after they had such a commanding lead in the midgame, jesus christ who are these peopleImmortal my fucking ass
>>521447154anon you are genuinely sub 80 iq if you made this conclusion from my post
>>521447495you are the sub 80 iq one anon its obvious he's just piggybacking off your post to shit on league players too
overwatch devs and blizzard were so retarded
>my pos 1 went last pick silencer>he went irrepressible facetanyone want to guess how this went
i am so sick of silencer and ancient apparition
>>521448870I love silencer and ancient apparition.>gained like 800 MMR spamming them
I just realizedThey can bring back Necronomicon as somebody's facet since we already have heroes that have their own unique item......................At this point maybe instead of neutral items, teams should be able to draft unique items for their store that unlock at different times kind of like how an Arcane Vault has different items from a Voodoo Lounge or a Tomb of Relics.
>>521450342fuck off with that pos noob item
how do you spam silencer hes banned every fucking gamehe was my main before the patch now im lucky to play him one game in twenty
>get a literal full team of peruvians on my team>lose hard while they pick the most stupid shit and play in the most retarded waysThanks valve, love this matchmaking.
>Mid is a fucking disruptor>Lose because he LITERALLY does nothing.>Check his profile on dotabuff/stratz>Previous match he actually played a mid hero and won, stomped.Tell me the matchmaking isn't rigged when you get shit like this.
sex with lina!
>>521455354It isn't rigged.
Don't you fuck me on this next match, gaben
>>521456897God Speed, Anon.
>>521456965I'm so close to Immortal nowI'm doing it on the EU servers too so nobody can bitch at me that NA is easier
>>521457102I just went from cru5 to leg3 in amonth on EUW. if I can do that as an old man, you can do this, you got it man!
>>521456897You will get griefed ultra hard.Every single ¨rank up¨ match is 100% rigged to be the hardest match of the bunch by pairing you with absolute braindead niggers that are probably 4 ranks below you while the enemy gets actual pro players.
>>521456690Yes it fucking is, retard.
>>521438172I have 93% winrate in this animal league people are stuck in for years. Even Ancients I play against are terrible. I'm soon gonna be Archon.
>>521430520czechbros...
>>521393520That's because she's fucking shitWhat the fuck does venge offer besides feeding gold and xp on demand?
>>521457413yup I got paired with a shitty Centaur player as my 31/11 in 20 minuteswcydOh well, 2 wins in a row tomorrow and I'll get itThis shit is a nightmare, man. I'd like to hit Immortal before I try streaming
>play aa mid>crush nyggs>he recovers by hunting my supports>they refuse to buy a single ward>I start buying wards and fighting and buying support items>win only because we scout nyggs multiple times and kill him>win only because i pipe greaves save some retard caught in a chrono or bad spot>more damage than pos 1 and 3>all the support >all the impact>zeus kill stealer mvpI carried this game from start to finish.I was the entire game from start to finish.I was mid, 4, 5,3,1 and 2.How long will be with you thou wicked and perverse generation?
>>521428382>>521428083Both Watson and Pure are experienced Meepo players. Meepo had a moderate spike in popularity as a carry a couple of years ago.
>>521459639w33 is probably the biggest meepo player in pro dota history
>>521459964Ah yes, him too. I didn't remember it since he wasn't visible on the tier 1 pro stage at the time of the spike I referred to. And it mostly had people picking Meepo as a 1 and not 2.
>>521411329Why have they been ignoring morph so steadfastly but keep insisting on PA?
>>521458826Swap alone makes her good
>my team is 5 carries>enemy team is pos 1 Medusa and 4 supports>after laning, they just roam as 4-5 while Medusa farms>can't do shit to them but they can't do shit to us pushing lanes and farming half their jungle>we can't fight them (yet), and they can't push, so Medusa just farms>team understands what's going on so we pressure all lanes, swiftly gank people who stray from Medusa's deathball, and farm the rest of the map for an hour>Medusa gets fat>her team doesn't>my team gets fat from having so much free space and farm>push high ground once>bait out Medusa ult, run away, pop BKBs, then run back in to steamroll them>Medusa loses despite being 6-slottedI love it when a plan comes together.
>>521458826Aghs is incredibly busted.
almost beat my record bros for 20k think i got unlucky with boss spawns and magnets again
EZ
>>521464145>this dead item that forces you to feed is incredibly bustedFucking lmao>>521463892Hahahahaha oh no no no no
>>521467056>targeted movement displacement is badgot a retard on our hands here peoplestage 5
>>521468214>This item that works only if you're playing to lose is goodsimply don't die you niggerget a glimmer cape
>>521469387>playing to losewhat kind of retardation is thisit protects your initiationthere are literally no drawbacks with the aghsthis is why you cant explain why its bad, only that you dont like ityou fucking moron
venge cant nuke a creep wavethis is why she is bad
>>521470310Wave of Terror Instant Attacks coming soon
>>521470683inshallah they will replace her uninspired shard with this (broken with bfury/maelstrom though)
>>521469631>4.2k gold to "protect" your "initiation" What is there to protect, you press R and did your job.If you didn't die then the aghs sitting in your inventory didn't do shit.>there are literally no drawbacks with the aghsif you start with an aghanims for free you should quit the demo mode and actually play the gamehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opportunity_costI'd rather get a lotus orb because you don't need to die for it to be useful but you're a retarded nigger solink the youtube video that I am arguing with
>>521470310>needing a nukeThe minus armour from the W is enough.
>>521470683maggic missile but arrea effect
>>521472118>What is there to protect, you press R and did your job.her life, not that you would understand how a life matters>Opportunity costwow what a cool concept broaghs removes the opportunity cost of initiation if you choose to buy it
>>521472776>>What is there to protect, you press R and did your job.>her life, not that you would understand how a life matterst. skywrath mage
>>521450342no just bring it back as it was before its removal
dotards, old fossil coming back after quitting in 2017 due to life what happened to grand grant and redeye? ive been looking up the recent tourneys and all i see are brownoids (the effey girl is cute ngl)
where did the term "farm" come from in the Dota context? is it a StarCraft thing?
guess nobody is homealright
>>521475690I think it was used in early mmorpg
>>521475347grant pushed out because of metooredeye had some bri'ish faggot go on a crusade to remove redeye from esports
>>521475347
If I get the King Kringle set (it also comes with One true king bundle) is it possible to complete the steps/quests and get Malignant Rule skin?
based. fuck compfags
>>521478068This can't be him
>>521477094Grant is a rapist? Holy shit i love that guy now
Hoodwink up to no good
>>521478068>more than anyone else in the worldbased on whatanonymous has a lot of games
What do you guys do when dota 2 doesn't fill the void anymore
>>521479837horrid rat wtf
>>521479837I HATE HOODRAT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
>>521480868Gardening
>>521479837sexo
Lot of bondage recently for some reason
>>521483684ok i don't care about your chinkshit
>>521479837BASED
>>521483684FEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT feeet feet feetfeetfeetfeet feet feet
>>521479837>the squirrel being a creepy nigger
>>521483684tummy
>>521483684Is chinaman incapable of drawing other kinds of faces?
>>521479837Hoodwink looks more surprised than up to no good
I hope we get a lot of vore instead of bondage soon
I want CBT
>>521486712Dire has tinker and beast
>>521486575Feigning ignorance, she's pure evil
>>521487208She's clearly surprised to find a woman in bondage that wasn't tied up by her
>>521486712ye I feel like this is a dire winanything can happen in crusader though
>>521486712>great love
>>521486994>>521487657>>521489434Dire won hard.
Why does meepo get dragon lance?
>>521491301Probably cost efficient stats that builds into a movement item, great for saves n shit
>>521491301Cheap stats, gives more than an Ogre Axe and Blade of Alacrity for less their price and you want him to come online quickly
seething jew
>>521491635You don't upgrade it unless there's some support Meepo builds I'm not aware of
>>521492147So you just sell it later?
>>521492270When you run out of space, he farms quickly once he's started, although I think the idea with him is to dominate enough that you snowball and end the game before you have to. I don't even know if it's the item to go on him anymore, Diffusal looks more popular but that' why people bought it even when he doesn't benefit from the passive
>>521492679meepo was played yesterday in the tourney and he got both lance and diffusal so I assume both are still very common
>cosplay todayOh boy
Dotards spotted?
>falcons bbExpectations?
>>521494001free mason from where?
shit team i have
>>521494307only constant you are
>>52149430719 to 19 the game is still winnable
>>521494121The US
watching this tournament just goes to show that dota 2 still have so much more to give but valve is focused on the wrong thing in deadlock no matter how much i like that game
>>521495707how is dota2 not getting attention?
>>521495707bro your meds?
>>521495707Deadlock is already dead. No one at Valve works on Deadlock anymore.
valve is persecutingusdotardsliterally 99% of their fucking problem with this game is that you can't LEAVE your ongoing gameWhy can't a different account join your slot? Just pull people from the queue and give them a variable amount of mmr if they actually winHow many pro games have been ruined because valve didn't code basic capabilities like joining ongoing games
>>521495110ofc we won their TA cant fight me
quinn always lowest networth core
>>521494114If there's any team can make a falcon's game entertaining and not a snoozefest, it's betboom.
>>521496378>literally 99% of their fucking problem with this game is that you can't LEAVE your ongoing gameYes you can? It's called abandoningif you dont have time to play a game don't queue
>>521496714ugh why should i be punished for my own poor planning?
oh yeah
>>521496714>>521496823Let meleavedon't hold mehostageyou fuck
AL THE CHEMIST :D :DDD :DDDD
>>521497449Nothing keeps you from leaving besides your own incompetenceyou're an actual shitskin
>>521497638leaving can cause you to have to play literally hundreds of hours of low priority/griefer queue gamesOnly game in the world that works like thatAll because valve is too fucking lazy to do any work on the game
Poor Maiden
>>521498040*roots your ember*
>>521498287
>>521498023>nooo why I am being punish for being a thirdworlderKnow your place
What exactly was the plan here ammar?
>>521498023>leaving can cause you to have to play literally hundreds of hours of low priority/griefer queue gamesWhat's the problem? you'll be with people just like you
>>521497449You are allowed to leave, you just have to face the consequences
>>521498817>>521498640>>521498947how many timesin fucking pro tournamentshave they sat there for hour long pauses because you can't just simply log into a new account and rejoin the game?Basic functionality that should be included with the game by defaultHow many pauses happen in pubs waiting for a guy who crashed or had their internet DC? ur simply retarded, i bet you people don't even play
>pos 5 pudge>game is instantly over just from thatLast fight I was killing PA and he hooked me and she got away from it. Lost the game from that "play". Anyone picking pudge should be killed.
>>521499107>ruins the game for 9 other people>HOW DARE YOU PUNISH ME YOU'RE THE PROBLEM LOOK AT PROS THEY ARE HUMAN WHILE I AM NOT GET OWN NERDWhat
>>521499474its like you have no reading comprehensionalso my game being ruined is more important than the other 9 people
She big
>>521499107>ur simply retarded, i bet you people don't even playyou dont want to play the gameisnt that your whole thing?
>>521499652>my game being ruined is more important than the other 9 peoplethis is why you are the subhumanconsider therapy for your ASPDfucking troglodyte
>>521499807UUUU
>>521499107Again, just abandon. As a bonus you'll get queued with other bitches like yourself.
cool senpai
>>521494121He currently resides in Guantanamo Bay
>>521499875>>521500246>Person has LEGITIMATE ISSUE with game>Valve devs are lazy pieces of shitAnd ur only solution is to saywell just don't play then!No wonder this game is dying
>>521499807sex with sheever
omgggg
>>521500405>legitimate issueaccording to whomst?what you propose is so abusable>reeee my lane was shit its ok i can just d/c for free and someone else has to deal with my lossgreat feature dipshit
>>521500568who said for free you fucking clownYou leave, you lose your mmr, you go on with your lifeAfter a short 1-2 minute pause a new player from the queue is subbed in to continue the game, an "auction" system determines how much mmr he accepts to continue your character in a probably lost game
>>521500429This bitch need to stop changing her hair colour
>>521500854>you only get 2 minutes to fix your shit or your get punished for itlol
>>521500854holy shit you are so fucking retarded if you think a system like that can workI hope you get permabanned for your subhuman behaviour
>>521501042noone is getting punishedwhat are you talking aboutThats the whole pointyou don't need a retarded punishment based system simply because your devs are too lazy to work on the game
>>521501281>person d/c's>they dont reconnect in certain amount of time>they auto abandon and arent allowed to rejoined>no one is getting punishedretard
>>521501281>you don't need a retarded punishment based systemyes we do because you are clearly a fucking retard
>>521501469???So far i have only discussed fucking people intentionally abandoning because they don't want to continue the game for WHATEVER reasonThis is simple basic functions, how could a slot in a game be fixed to one account? It's insane that they don't know how to program stuff in 2025Why would they have to auto abandon? Can you comprehend that we are talking about sane programming/systems here? Maybe the sub is rewarded 10 mmr for playing for 5 minutes, and the original player rejoins, maybe his team doesn't want the guy back, but since he made an honest attempt to rejoin he only loses 10 mmr or nothing.
>>521502061>join this unwinnable game for 20 extra mmr!
>>521500405we are telling you to abandon and to accept you deserve to play with other low prio shitters.
What's the point in watching/playing when it's the same 30 or so heroes? There's like a hundred total. What a garbage game design.
>>52150326888 heroes have been picked at this lan
Sneyking is a moron
bb will lose because pa sucks
>pick pa>lose
>>521504837should've play the game instead of masturbating
ez game for PA
>new patch>decide to check out tournaments>watch DreamLeague, PGL Wallachia and Fissure>start watching ESL One Raleigh>casters are constantly shocked by shit that has been common for the past three tournamentsDo they not watch games?
Surely there is no way for PA to win against 3 melee beefy cores
>>521505681>>casters are constantly shocked by shit that has been common for the past three tournamentssuch as what?
>>521505687She has break for DK and BB
does shitter even play dk is shitter a shitter
>Tinker's shield is a 320 damage barrier with 30% status resist which lasts for 15 seconds>can get +60 barrier, +10% status resistance and +10s duration
>>521506105Yeah but eventually so will shadow demon for her
>>521506387SD will be ulting the hoosker
>>521506420He has two charges you know
>>521505879I haven't been keeping a list, but I'm watching the group stage still and Jenkins and BSJ didn't think Spirit would run Medusa as pos 3. I think Medusa has been pos 3 in literally every single game I've watched. Then they started talking about what a flex she is to bait your opponents because people aren't expected her to be played as a carry. I think I've seen Medusa support in a single game. So what are they talking about?I remember people being surprised to see Techies and Ringmaster, too, but I can't remember when or who, so maybe with context the comment was justified. Winter made a comment, though, that was something like that, "Imagine seeing position 3 Faceless Void, like back in the day," and that was literally meta a month ago. Maybe he was being sarcastic?
>>521506574>"Imagine seeing position 3 Faceless Void, like back in the day," and that was literally meta a month ago. Maybe he was being sarcastic?You are aware that "back in the day" means like 10+ years ago?
EZ for my RUSSIAN BROSRUSSIA > NA shitters
>>521506387Depends who jumps who, he can definitely kill them at least...like that
>>521506735You are aware it doesn't make sense to say that about something that was true recently? Yes, it was true 10 years ago. It was also true like 10 days ago. Why are you reaching all the way back for something that was true like yesterday?
QUEEN ON SUICIDE WATCHAlso GPK needs to stop pushing q first fucking thing on every single fight
what the fuck that was the most retarded play i've ever seen from bb
>pick pa>winermmmm
>entire team takes gate>I'mma just waddle mid, I'm bristle, what could go wrong
xaxaxaxaxa
>>521507179Jesus christ you are so fucking retarded
>>521457647Keep at it dude, you got this
holy epic ending
>>521507403>Wouldn't it be cool to see Naga Siren win a tournament, like back in TI5? (Also, literally the last major tournament that happened like a week ago.)No, someone who says that is retarded.
Are Falcons incapable of adapting? They're playing the same 3 tanky heroes shit no matter the patch.
>american tournament (with crowd)>3 out top 4 are russian teams
>>521507905You have Gunnar, Fear, BSJ and greatest ally at the panel. What more do you need?
ninety minutes? what the actual fuck
>>521507905Americans don't play bugman games. I'm not sure why there's a tournament there.
>>521508226no rolling schedule
>>521421604Objectively and undeniably Xyclopzz is a bigger loss for dota.
>>521508226gotta keep people at the venue longer to buy overpriced beer
>>521508234Yeah we know, americans play sport games and Forknife.
>>521432445RIP I GUESS
>Queue pops after 2 minutes>Someone doesn't load in, goes back to queueing>Doesn't pop again for 30 minutesThe fuck Valve
>>521507905This tournament has been noticeably compromised since Falcons and Liquid are in a weakened state due by missing Malrine and Nisha respectively. I'm not saying the standins are low skilled, but it's very important for a tier 1 team to play with a full squad. >Russian
>>521508598kino caster
>ringmaster bought desolator right at the endconsidering how close it was it might've been necessary
>hick shittalking nigga fanslol
>>521509136Quinn is good.
Imagine being Slacks and seeing Falcons job to BB by yet again picking the same garbage 3 strength core line up they always do, knowing you're going to have to entertain the crowd for 90 fucking minutes.
>>521508234>Americans don't play bugman games>Valorant and League (both owned and perfected by bugmen) are bigger than CS and DOTA respectively They do play bugman games, quite a lot. They're just not good at them.
>>521508339its upper bracket not even lower teams these people are retarded
>>521509901He is. But each team has its own dynamics between players - communication, drafts, laning, teamfights behavior, impact and expectations. So standins more often than not are weakening the team.
>>521509901I know who Quinn is, but that doesn't change the fact that both team synergy and adapting to each other's hero pools are extremely important. Especially when facing another tier 1 team.
>>521510274Do american teams even win anything at Valorant? I know that chinks and gooks dominate lol but asians are usually allergic to shootans.
Roar
>>521511001Did they really need to spend balloons on giving it a cock
30+ minutes of ads
>>521510547Won champions (the biggest event of the year) in 2023 and a couple of Masters. I'd say NA and EU have a parity in terms of victories in Valorant, with Asia having a slight edge over them. League is a completely different topic. Both EU and NA have plenty of orgs and they all get BTFO by Koreans and Chinese. I think G2 is the only roster that's worth a damn as far as League is concerned.
>>521511748Game doesn't start for 50 minutes so I don't know what the countdown is for
>>521510274Neither Americans nor Europeans are strong in LoL and in fact their regions (especially NA) are full of South Korean imports. South Korea and Russia are the juxtaposition countries when it comes to dotalike games. The former doesn't play Dota at all, but is very fond of LoL; while the latter doesn't play LoL at all, and is very fond of Dota.
>>521509901He looked better on falcons but you're not gonna perform as well with a player you're not used to being on comms with.
Do you like that beast became "get aghs, solo kill people with roar" as a hero with drums? That strong illusions were eradicated across the board? That rat is now "have blink-range wave shove" or "be able to cross 2k distance units and wave clear"?
>>521457647Meanwhile I'm still calbrating and it keeps putting me with rank numbered immortals
>>521513627>>521513627
>>521512224Forgot to mention that NA's LoL scene is regarded in the same way as NA's Dota scene - the smallest major region of the game full of non-NA foreign pros.
