Previous: >>521313734>[Event] Fate/Grand Order Arcade×Fate/Grand Order Collaboration Event "Spiral Proof World, Lilim Harlot - A Rose Without Ovation"2025-03-28 02:00 - 04-17 20:59 PDThttp://webview.fate-go.us/2025/0324_lilim_harlot/>[Summon] Fate/Grand Order Arcade×Fate/Grand Order Collaboration Event Sodom's Beast/Draco Pickup Summon2025-03-28 02:00 - 04-17 20:59 PDThttp://webview.fate-go.us/2025/0327_lilim_harlot_pu/>Pickup 2 Summon2025-03-30 21:00 - 04-13 20:59 PDThttp://webview.fate-go.us/2025/0330_lilim_harlot_pu2/>[Campaign] Fate/Grand Order Arcade×Fate/Grand Order Collaboration Event Pre-Release Campaign2025-03-24 21:00 - 03-31 20:59 PDThttp://webview.fate-go.us/2025/0324_arcade_collaboration_cp/>Pickup Summon2025-03-24 21:00 - 04-17 20:59 PDThttp://webview.fate-go.us/2025/0324_arcade_collaboration_cp_pu/>[Campaign] "Fate/Grand Home Run" Release Campaign2025-04-01 00:00 - 04-10 23:59 PDThttp://webview.fate-go.us/2025/0401_fghr/>[News]http://webview.fate-go.us/>[Servant Info]Servant Material Lookup: http://fgosim.github.io/Material/Servant Planner: http://github.com/chaldea-center/chaldeaCoin Calculator: http://fgo-servant-coins.glitch.me/index.htmlRank Up + Interlude Timeline: http://kazemai.github.io/fgo-vz/relate_quest.htmlRate Up Tracker: http://tohnocoding.github.io/fgobanners/>[Mats/Summoning Info]Rateups in FGO JP:https://files.catbox.moe/lf1qmz.pngQuartz for next Summer: http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iRH60QpLNvHy9MMDKLJGNSg4s7FsDfdXtJtOUVDj5po/edit?gid=162156045#gid=162156045Future Materials Spreadsheet:http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1m-h4CIUOKaJRAmfTAhoDdmwVAzAzyM70cITRb36Y96M/edit#gid=1085975765FGO Event Compendium: http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qvxLU407QwiFaCvItqR16SqqAVlLD5u5nBzY_bCFYvs/edit#gid=2111060397Drop Rates: http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQAFGO Raw Database:http://apps.atlasacademy.io/>[FAQ]http://rentry.org/fgoalter-faq
>>521361152liz sex
fgo is ass
>>521361749I agree, Liz love!
dantes is still for 3/3/3 nodes since he can use black grail
LIZ LOVE
>>521359430Nobu repeated history as the worst servant in the game for something like 2 years.On release her kit was>burn self 1k per turn for scaling attack buff 30/50/70%, set burning field (unchanged)>invulnerable and buff removal resist>20% charge and 10 stars per turn>NP SE divine and removes divine defense buffs before damageHer damage was low. Even against Divines her kit lacked potency and you were better off with almost any other servantThen she got 50% SA [heaven] (3 turns) on her 2nd skill. kinda nice. still garbageThen Vitch and Oberon came out. Pretty cool. double oberon capable with kscope. still pretty garbageThen 1 month after Oberon came out they upped her charge to 30% and added 30% buster (3 turns), unlocking proper maouloading, and she became the highest damage in the game for either of her niches, which neither is a servant-exclusive trait so her coverage is respectably far reaching, lots of opportunities to use her.It wasn't as straightforward as the Dantes 0 to hero overnight story, but yeah for 3+ years on JP and 1-2 in NA she was hands down the worst SSR and considered by many to be the most soulful servant.
>>521362139LIZ LOVE LIZ LOVE LIZ LOVE LIZ LOVELIZ LOOOOOOOOOOOVE
>and considered by many to be the most soulful servantlollmao even
>>521362071
>>521361941smart choice, you will survive lizzerevolution
>lmaoel maou
I only need 1 Avenger and it's not Kama
where are my unique Bazett and Gil interactions Lagnese?
>>521362226
*coughs up blood and dies*
>>521362251liz no! that's dragon meat!
Feels good to be a SOUL day 1 Maou Nobu adopter
>>521362601This but Quetz.
>We're 45 servants behind JP>We're 18 events behind JPIts starting to make me sad and want to quit, wtf do I do....
Post supports!I don’t think we’ll get 3 additional slots anytime soon…
>>521362676quit
>>521362364Cute mama
I only need 1 Avenger and it's Kama
>>521362676Then start JP now dummy they're running every servant in the game throughout this year and you've already missed some crazy shit like another Zenobia rate-up>>521362707>doesn't post their ownno
>>521362192She's very fun to play with so I'm glad she got buffed. She's one of the only servants that can 6CE every final 90++ of all 3 of Illyafest, Nemomas and Abbymas which is pretty cool.>MaouloadingAlterabros won't like this...
I only need 1 Aoko
>>521362979Sex
Kukulkan needs a buff. She should apply Buster Res down to all enemies before damage on her NP.
>finished some bureaucratic stuff at work that's been stressing meFucking, finally, Friday.
>>521363046Actually what she really needs is Buff Removal.
>>521362592Sadly there isn't even a unique interaction with Cú Chulainn's Gae Bolg, even though a PS2 game from 15 years ago did.>>521362593Would be funny if Oryou-san tried to float behind Izou and see his cards.
>>521363046She needs more NP charge so she can use BG and 6CE.
>>521363048Time to relax and enjoy some pizza bro
>>521363046The only things she lacks is good writing and character design.
Alright fellas does any of you have a python script to download every image from Atlas Academy? Its a pain in the ass to download everything one by one and when i asked ChatGPT to create the script for me it created one that only downloads the thumbnails/faces (the lowres 128 x 128 squares) instead of the full res PNGs
>>521363308post fc.
>>521363254She can already do that with Arash.
>>521363218why doesn't bazett just dodge like saber did?
>>521363404Make me.
>>521363435She has D rank LUK. Seiba had B.
What's better EX or A+?
>>521362707Sure. I am proud of my support list and I also have a couple of slots.
are you ready for forgettable servant #56?
>>521363772It depends, sometimes EX is better and sometimes it's not.
>>521363324Give it a better prompt, try to get the links you need as a template, and insert the correct number addresses for each servant
>>521363793I'm ready for her to start popping up in some of your summons after her events ends since she's general pool
>>521363772the rankings don't really mean anything
>>521363772Yes.
>>521363781
>>521363772EX is just unmeasurable due to the skill being too unique or weird while A+ is just considered very strong so basically EX is sometimes stronger than A+ and sometimes not
>>521362676I'm no hurry to to suffer through next year's slop.
>>521362139Ummmm, Lizler? Your audio...?
>>521364141It's harder, not louder.
I only need 9 berserkers
>>521363635>She has D rank LUK. Seiba had B.So wait, is your Luck your cup size?
Rest of the year is boring....
>>521363793This bitch was made with AI I'm certain.
>>521364267why is jalter so big
>>521363781what's up with all the evil people
>>521364284Nasu said that Ciel and Arcueid are E cup, so Bazett is most likely also E cup, not D.
I thought this was Titoria Summer for a second
>Territory Creation: A>Item construction: A>Rapid words of Divine: A>All skills required to be a successful Mage are A-ranked.
>>521363772Just means inconsistent output or incomparableEXception
>>521364267I didn't know you liked Louhi
>>521364384The fans love it.
>>521364447Heavens to Besty!
>>521363772EXCALIBA sounds better than A+CALIBA.
>>521362797
>>521364402They are not evil, just having fun
>>521364447Wow. That is lewd.
>>521362707Meh, got a slot or two too still.
>>521363793I would remember her better if her np wasn't a retexture of koyanskaya's
>>521364447>crazy lewd cutscene>gameplay is chibishitEVERY TIME
>>521364447theres no way this is a real game, gooner trash lmao
>>521364447So much overbounciness like most l2d
>>521364467that's why she wins the fuyuki grail war if there's not bullshit nasu plot armor involved
>>521364267More like you only need one chair. Go sit in the corner.
Why is Summer Sei a berserker?
>>521364596Excalibur is an A++ rank Noble Phantasm.
>>521364559There's a lot of great berserkers but only so much SQ and only so many support list slots. I don't own rikyu or kriem but I would if i were a rich whale.
>>521364715Bro what the fuck is wrong with you oh you're that discord troll
>>521364871she goes berserk on your dick
>>521364871The explanation is literally "I woke up and I was a berserker".
>>521364467>Merlin Territory and item creation at C>Morgans Territory creation at BAvalon mages are frauds?...
>>521364871For the same reason that swimsuit Kuro is Avenger. They just shove servants into random classes without explanation.
>>521365036Territory Creation is a crutch if you can't generate your own mana
>>521364384She was in real life.
>>521364976>t. rat
>>521364871cock crazy
Why is Eric Bloodaxe a berserker?
...
>>521364447Browndust right? That game never fails to deliver with the lewd moves.
>>521365158Have you met his wife? I'd go crazy too!
The good times will come, I am sure
>>521364805>l2danimation. fag.
>>521365331l2d, fag
>>521364871ADHD is a valid mental illness that qualifies you for the berserker class.
>>521365158if he was summoned as a caster he'd be a grand and the story would suck
>>521365136>off model>basedjack expression
>>521365331>>521365375
>>521365331>>521365375We don't sign our posts here.
>>521365136Hands off!
>>521363793I hate how overdesigned she is man, I can't tell what I'm looking at half the time, I got so pissed while thinking about it that I just had to go and fix her myself.
>>521365437hypothermia...
>>521365375picture movesit's animatedthe animation is the problem you haveretard
>>521365468>>521363793I remember when she came out and everyone thought it was A.i lol.Also why is the servant for an Illya/berserker event some spider lady?
>>521365485You'd then move the goal post to 2, 3, 4 etc
>>521365468i don't roll for homophobes
Would you like F/GO to get Live2D? Don't forget it will add like 6GB to the game size.
>>521365485There is literally one on the /alter/ grail gdoc go look
>>521365698>Don't forget it will add like 6GB to the game size.who fucking cares?
>>521365698>Live2DAnimation, fag.
>>521364284considering Emiya has the biggest (confirmed) cup size in Stay Night and his Luck is an E, you might be on to something
>>521365701Not them but where?
>>521365792l2d fag
>>521365837fisted
>>521365698Absolutely, don't see a reason why not, though some characters would be very weird like Tez.
>>521365817https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Yoztw2uwHkLOxhUMjHknCC8gYUTy0saCrXkzmIhQ_So/edit?usp=sharingthey have a 120 kuku and 120 tlaloc, rest of their support is utter trash though
>>521365786flip chads run this general
>>521365786Not everyone has a good phone...
>>521362192Summer Abby exists.
>>521365698No, it looks bad more often than not.
>>521365698for final ascension and maybe 5* CEs toobut I doubt lasengle could make it look good
>>521365698you got lost, mihomo rat?
>>521365905lol >>521365618
>>521365986looks soulless
>>521366092you can have sex with abby tho so it's different
>>521365905
>>521365698would be a neat bond 10/15/20 reward.Touhou Lost Word has it as a thing you can unlock if you reset a character and max them a 2nd time so your home screen girls have a little bit of motion in them. I like it there, I'd probably like it in fgo as well.
>>521366340>reset a character and max them a 2nd time
>>521366340>>521366518>Need to NP12 Bond30 an SSR to get Live2D and bros will say I don't love her if she's not "super-maxed"
>>521366482Sounds like a better plan than adding (You).
>>521366482>Good luck adding hyper skillets WITH A 120 TLALOC on your friend lists faggots.fixed it for you bro
Sex with mother
Trust the plan
now that the dust has settled and the "post 120 tlaloc" poster has been uttery defeated and humiliated by a latelet skillet of all things, what now?
>>521366482As long as they don't put up a non 10/10/10 castoria and they keep playing the game, then I don't care if their support is full of nonmaxed servants.
Has the lack of challenging gameplay driven anons to do pvp here?Most other generals just post boobs or shit on other generals, why aren't you guys chillin?
>>521366573>he didn't double ascend 120 his wifeMight as well just burn her if you hate her so much
>>521365698Only if it goes full unhinged Korean dev tier
>>521366820Bro...
>>521366890People jack off to this shit?
>>521366890lol
>>521366890Looks disgusting desu
>>521366748He'll just ignore it until summer and then start saying there are no 120 summer Bobs on /alter/
>>521366861>fr*nch>blondewhat did nasu mean by this?
The list is causing distress yet again.
>>521366701that's disgusting
>>521366704city sexo
>>521366701That's arousing.
>>521366960>>521367006I assume these games do generate money since they keep making them.
>>521366890I find it very hard to believe a woman dressed in that outfit would be so upset at someone looking at her cleavage.
>>521365701Good I am not in the meme list
>>521367032What list?
>>521367032Of course it is, and it'll keep doing it. Just far too easy to shitpost with and farm (you) with it. But if it wasn't the list, it'd be something else.
>>521366890exactlyhttps://litter.catbox.moe/gl9kpw.mp4
>>521365905I accept your concession!
>>521367278read the thread
>>521366092she had a 50% charge on launch so she was automatically better for being able to MLB scope loop off raw charge. She was still generally terrible tho yeah.>>521366518In TLW it resets their level and the equivalent of silver fous. Ascensions, Skill levels and Gfous equivalent are retained. The EXP curve for rebirth is much stiffer. It's not quite as severe because they use an XP per battle system there and not xp card feeding, but it's basically like having to level someone from 100 to 120 and chuck another round of silver fous on them
>>521367264Wow, thanks for the wonderful insight, Einstein.
What would a talking Raikou plush doll say when you'd squeeze her?
>>521367306
>>521367303IT WOULD BE ME, MUAHAHAHAHA
is it too depraved and "low", or will players actually like if they added scenes like this for bond 15 ?
>>521367392I'm not a jew
>>521367383>having to level someone from 100 to 120Fuck that.Never again will any of my servants go above 100 and the one that is currently at 110 will stay there. Coins are the ultimate cancer.
>>521367556not depraved enough tbdesu
>>521367490Ara ara ma ma~
>>521367027Historical accuracy?
>>521367556Now post the footjob bait one
>>521367556Too many women play FGO for them to add in garbage like this.
If you want to goon, goon to this
>>521367698>roll for summer raikou>literally zero voice lines with "ara ara"
>>521367556I'd rather get a max bond increase to 20 and a fat load of SQ for each level than this trash added.
>>521367527Bro... no... there's already enough shitposting as is.
>>521367556This just looks fucking stupid.
>>521367556what's the name for this, putting a girl against a wall and letting birds poop on her booty?
>>521367556I don't think FGO players, much less FGO payers would even think of complaining. I still think its crazy there isn't a special cutscene or something like that for bond 10.
>>521367763>implying women don't eat that shit up
>>521367763Women won't stop playing because of thisHave you seen their period tracker apps lately, way sleazier than male-targeted games
>>521367852All you get is thishttps://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fategrandorder/images/8/81/S181_Skill3.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20210410070432
>>521367490
Korean games go fucking nuts on lewd live2d because porn is illegal in korea so they skirt the line any way they can.
>>521367752>>521367874>>521367763you think otomestacies and fujosisters wont shlick to dantes and oberon with a scene like this
>>521367958>>521367969>>521368138Women like sleazy, but they like a different flavor of sleazy. In your face jiggling tits and ass and VA's squealing at them will make them turn their nose up in disgust and quit the game.
>>521367763i'm pretty sure i'm the only woman who plays this game other than MAYBE the oberonsis
>>521367868Is there though?
Why do mihomos come here constantly to seethe about FGO? Is there nothing to do at all in their soulless chinkslop?
>>521368217I have a good few handfuls on my FL
>>521368217I'm pretty sure you're dumb as fuck and there's a half dozen other girls confirmed.
>>521367490“A soft and squishy mommy”
>>521368217Haha, yeah
>>521368217The Fate audience in Japan is like 55% female, bro.
>>521368314>confirmeddiscord doesn't count
>>521368217
>>521368202t. male "ally"
>>521367936Arcade has special Bond10 voice-lines...
>>521368229Yes, there's already more than enough, no need to contribute to the occasional dumpster fires.
>>521368252chinkslop oversaturated the mobile market and now they are paying the consequences while we do nothing but shitpost about which female servant has the biggest dick or shit like that
>>521368131Imagine trying to get legitimate work done with this idiotic...thing, in your workplace.
What are the signs of a sis (true) on their support list?
>>521368138>mfw no footjob bait bond 15 reward
Oberon is a coomer
I refuse to believe there are smelly women sharing the game server with me, my virginity is at risk here!
>>521368592I have a Tamamo/Shuten cosplayer, they're pretty hot.
>>521368617you could probably get the lotto fairy to just do it for you
>>521368202This, when women do it it's based tbqh
>>521368617Don't shitpost with Skadi.
>>521367698>>521368025>>521368321And how would you get the doll to speak?
>>521368482I'm just stating facts bro. Women don't want jiggle physics. They want Maou Nobu to pin them up against a wall, whisper "I'm going to rape you" in their ear, and then bite them on the neck. Their tastes are different.
women are beasts
>>521368558Fine, if you insist.
oh noooo big bouncing boobs I am disgusted
>>521368749By honking it.
>>521368749
>>521368819We know
>>521368752You've clearly never met the ones who would self-insert.If you've never seen the T&A characters they make in games you're really disconnected.
>>521368217There's a lot of women on /alter/. probably 20%, maybe more. They all just pretend to be boys on the internet to avoid unwanted attention from desperate weirdos online.
>>521368741lolThis is the price that must be paid for having once been the queen of supports.
>>521368819>oh noooo big bouncing boobs I am seething with jealousy*We know
>>521369018You might be a woman too for all we know
>>521368962I'm just speaking generally. Obviously some women just want to see jiggly boobs or big cock bulges but it's the majority that want something else. Just like how some men want Nobu to bite them, but the majority just like big tits and ass.
>>521369139Sounds like something a femanon would say
>>521369015Little Kama Cream...
>>521369018>women>avoid attentionLOLLMFAOROFLCOPTER
>>521368801What a strange shitposter, surely will stop when someone says stop. Ah well.
>>521369189We should do a poll
>>521369189>Just like how some men want Nobu to bite them, but the majority just like big tits and assI'll take both
>>521369018>They all just pretend to be boys on the internet to avoid unwanted attentionThis place is full of attention whores, you are talking out of your ass.
>>521369018I would never PRETEND to be a man. I'm the most manly man here.
Would FGO be a better game if at bond 15 you'd get a fifth artwork that looked like this?
>>521369270Only some of them occasionally post their nudes here, ok?
>>521368252They do it in literally every general. Even completely unrelated games like /wowg/.
>>521369275I think you should apologize.
Sisters run /alter/, and don't you forget it.
>>521369314Oh, I am attention whoring? Who am I then?
>>521369392For what now? I don't know you so you'll have to be specific.
How big is Bob's ass?
>>521369480Drop the mic
I run /alter/.
>>521369083shut the hell up everyone can appreciate nice boobs
>>521369337no, only if the 5th artwork looked like thishttps://litter.catbox.moe/0baoyk.jpg
Did you roll for draco? Did you 120/are you 120ing her?I'd like to know how many 120s of her we have
>>521369672Seething.
>>521369528For calling me strange. And shitposter. And doubting me.
>>521369746nonocheck the grail gdoc
but who was Francis Xavier?
>>521369645Enormous
>>521369521>if I don't attention whore 24/7 it means I have never been an attention whore
>>521369314NTA but the average girl on the internet doesn't say she is a girl. Only the attention whores do.
>>521369909The guy who your mom fucked while your dad was too busy playing with you
>>521369717Boobs too big, wrong Shirou, 4/10 - I could probably cum to it.
>>521369314>This place is full of attention whoresMost of them are men thoughbeit.
>>521369909She's Wyatt Earp's friend
>>521369314>This place is full of retards pretending they are trollingfix'd
you and i? bros
>11 months
>>521370134Fair point
>>521369824Nevermind, I'm particularly slow today if it took me this many posts.
>>521370134this is true but one of them is a teenage girl soul trapped in an 30 year old body
No.
>>521370392*smack*
>>521370314I have no bros.
>>521370402Ohhh yeaaaaah.
Jason Statham should’ve been the chief of FGO NA instead of Albert.
>>521369746no, i stopped playing long before her eventi just come here for the high niveau of discussions and amazing community culture
Lets settle this once and for allhttps://poal.me/d2q25xhttps://poal.me/d2q25xhttps://poal.me/d2q25x
>>521370491You've got issues.
>>521370843posts like these are what convince me that there are women on /alter/
B-bros…
>>521370402Only very special bros go on my blacklist.
>>521371086
Huh, at this point, I gotta make a Draco folder too
>>521370695important dracobros do this
>>521371086what's the matter bro? don't tell me you are attracted to some plain girl's feet
>>521371230why the fuck do your file names have emojis
>>521371294why the fuck don't yours
>>521371264I am……..
>>521370612What would be his np?
Altaria Pendragon.
>>521371337I'm too boom...
>>521371294Why the fuck would they not you weirdo
>>521371239I voted, I did my part
>>521371402https://youtu.be/fpC1CgJAi-4?feature=shared
>>521371408>this dumb slut when a fairy
>>521371484based>>521371410Low Tech
>>521371556>using emojis is high tech
>>521371683*SMOOCH*
>>521371683
>>521371718Where are yours then?
Hogan exists
>>521371834I don't like emojis...
why is she so hot?
>>521371718AOKO SEX
>>521371969because you're a pedophile
>>521371969nothing but literal bones
>>521371969child ToT
>>521371969
>>521371969>there's a crown where her tail startsFor fucks sake, why?
>>521372174It's all crowns, all the way down.
>>521371969(me)Sorry wrong file
broh
sish
>>521372120Woah, HEY! Jared is a gay pedo. Big difference.Fag.
>this thread
>>521371969she look unappealing. where the titty, all she has is nip.
>>521372258>not in the game
>>521371969I want to slide my tongue all over that tummy...
gayposters have been pretty quiet lately
>>521372356No he wasn't, are you retarded?
>>521370695Based 3rd ascension bros.
>>521371239I'm sorry I didn't include a revolving ascension option. I thought about it beforehand but forgot in the moment.
...I can hear the hawk again this morning.
hawk tuah spit on that thang
>>521372978>botting the poll
>>521373261I accept your concession.
>>521371969What happened with arcade? Is it still online? Do people still and pay money even if game is kill?
>>521371023I would have thought the boob posting clued you in
>>521373354https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed3o0I1uTgk
>>521373354yakuza got pissed so they pulled it
https://x.com/FateGO_USA/status/1910755165780484401?t=HTx5bBFcFr0Hi4vSugfCAg&s=19NEWS
>>5213729781st and 3rd for me, but I voted 1st>>521373354It's pretty much dead, you can't get cards printed out at this point and some arcade places have fully turned off the cabinets.
>>521370843Then why go to an anonymous board instead of touching grass outside?
>>521373354i was in japan december to february. fgo arcade machines were a bit uncommon and every single one had a sign saying "this machine no longer prints cards"
>>521373576>not SitonaiBAD NEWS
This nerd is cute
>>521373576
what did she see?
>>521373576>still no bro campaign.
>>521373452The hoaxes?
>>521373792More like boring
>>521373583Shit. so if i want cards from it it's only ever gonna get worse supply from here on out. Maybe I'll place an order soon.
>>521373826shit on her pants
>>521373471>essence extracted on silversImagine your first ever roll being a game breaking meta servant.
>>521373682Cards are your save files?
>>521373914I've been telling everyone here to do so since they announced EoS. People just don't listen.
think fast
>>521367556All I want is a sweet scene with the Servant. Like the Bond 10 lines in arcade.https://youtu.be/g17DkcRZhOY?t=277
works for me
>>521373914Where do you even order the things these days? I'm tight for the next month, but I'd like to get at least one of my favorite before it's like 50 to 100 bucks a card.
>>521374059Yep
>>521374081They would just reuse the lines they have from arcade.
>>521374150Where is Liz..?
>>521373914>Maybe I'll place an order soon.You could just buy the cardstock or take the .jpg to Kinko's and have them printed yourself for less money that buying the damned things.
>>521373792cute
husband, look
>>521374150Kama...
>>521373826My 120 Caligula.
>>521373914Yeah, better to do it now than later. Depending on what you want to get, some 120s are already pretty much impossible.>>521374157Use buyee/zenmarket to proxy buy stuff from mercari, japanese amazon or yahoo auctions (they're called something else now). What are you looking for specifically?
>>521374150Is there any guide on how to play this for English speakers visiting?
>>521374059i think your save file is tied to payment card things you get at the arcade. the cards for servants/ces are to use them in battle. but those are tied to your player id and if you use someone else's cards i think they cant NP?i didn't actually get a chance to play it.
>>521374364you have to use context clues and your years of FGO experience to figure it out
>>521374070
My wife and her girlfriend with cute saggy tits.
>>521361687[Illya's Karakuri Castle Social Media Campaign]If the combined number of Facebook Reactions/Shares + X (Twitter) Likes/Reposts reaches 25,000 before 4/22 at 23:59 PDT, all Masters will receive 6 Saint Quartz!#FateGOUSA
>>521374364If the machines no longer print cards new players can't do shit.It would also be dumb as fuck anyway even if you can find one that still prints the cards because you would have to spend hundreds of dollars just to clear Orleans and you wouldn't even be able to read the thing.
>>521374364Go back in time and start learning japanese
It's official, Illyafest starts on the 23rd of April. You have less than 2 weeks to prepare for the biggest lotto of the year.
>>521374705>6
>>521374884SKIP
>>521374884automata, installedyep...its lottery time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCTs58AQ-LY
>>521374737There's no story up until Jerusalem anyway, I think. Rayshift has a translation of arcade Lilim Harlot if you do want some bits of story that it does have, just have to log in though. https://rayshift.io/lilim-harlot/
>>521375061and thus, the lotto fairy was abandoned by /alter/ and turned into a mors...
>>521375150https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1__exLw0Z_Tr5ysqLEAVvCo_0RwTBrEscnU7QWNNcwI8/htmlview?pli=1#
>>521374282I'm still hunting down a 120 Lancer Artoria and 100+120 Boudica.....
>max apit's over...
>>521374884
>>521374884My apples are ready. Going to be broke soon after lotto regardless, but it'll be nice to have some QP while it lasts.>>521375260Oh god, you. I thought of you when I was referring to certain 120s being an impossibility. Honestly, at this point, you may as well take some other bro's advice and just print the cards yourself.
>>521375150not my problem
Is anyone excited for these two?
>>521369746Yes and I did.
this game is so bad
Its good if arcades are no longer running FGOArcade machines. The sooner it completely dies, the sooner it gets a $80 Switch 2 Port that we can all pirate and faithful nerds will make HD improvements to all the character models, or at least the ones worth gooning to.
this game is so good
If the lotto fairy saw this thread she would turn her back in shame.
>>521375390
>>521375570i dress like this
>>521375570Extella Link has some good models to be honest.
NEWWWWSSSS
alter owes me sex
>>521375724
>>521375731Boss?
I got a delivery for Drew P. Bahls? Is Mr. P Bahls around?
>>521375731S O C A L ?OCAL?
>>521375436I really wish I could.
>>521375793YESIT'S FINALLY TIME FOR MY FOTM WIFE THAT NOBODY ELSE CARES ABOUT
>>521375570LOL, lasagna are too lazy to do ports. Have they ever even made them?
>>521375837Sorry, you have the wrong address. I'm Ben Dover.
>>521374737I'm not investing that much into it, I just want to play a little for the experience
>>521375721she left after she wasted all her sq on douman and missed summer skadoodle
Wait, do we have nuts CE drop rate?
>>521375962Lasagna doesn't own arcade. Sega does.
>>521376047yeah *unzips**flop**thud*
>>521374070Gotcha!
>>521376113bro your dick fell off
>>521376113Sir, you dropped your prosthetic penis.
>>521376179Pick it up
>>521376143Let the mother go.
>>521375828
>>521376113>flop But enough about Johanna.
>>521375885Good luck bro.
>>521374282Marie mostly. Would love a "set" but really anything would be neat to have to put next to my figure.
>>521375873Can't you potentially look around for some knockoffs on chink sites? That's how I got an acrylic of sorts of Oberon's card, since he never got added to arcade. Could potentially do the same thing, although not sure how you'd make one of those at home, maybe some services exist that do custom jobs like that. Would still be cheaper than actually buying a legitimate one for arcade.>>521375976You'd have to find a functioning cabinet first, and since they stopped printing the cards, it's not likely the few active cabinets will be around for too long.
>>521375626Aoko marriage >>521375830Kek
>>521376179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iJU-S8T0-k
>>521376179Sometimes I think I should get it permanently attached, but i don't know, I kinda like it this way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
Meluschizo has been awfully quiet these last weeks.
Rin belongs to Luvia
I cant finish Fate route im just sooo bored im on day 14 where shirou wants to go on a date with Saber and I just don't care like at all, I like saber and I like shirou but I want to see cool grail war shit not a stupid date for the whole day, If I skip it do I miss any lore?
>>521376346>>521376380
>>521375976Well you can only get the experience if you've got the cards and since support has ended the machines don't print cards so only already established players can use them.
>>521376250
>>521376260Thank you, even if I will be the only kojiposter as everyone farms the lotto.
>>521375508>>521375626aoko, or colloquially known as aoko sex
Okay who is the target audience for this?
in the next few days ill stop logging in, just know i didnt quit. sorry and thanks for the good times as short as it was.
>>521376231
>>521376346>beat me t->not the actual videoGAYYYYYY>>521376380Based
>>521376467>>521376284That's unfortuante. Maybe if I find one and stick around someone will be kind enough to show me.
how do you escape this situation?
ANSWER ME I NEED TO KNOW IF ITS OKAY TO SKIP!!!! >>521376431
>>521376413Don't summon him
>>521376608if you didn't quit then what are you doing, committing suicide? that is also quitting.
>>521376716
can someone please refresh me...?
>>521376726
>>521376716>unzip>smack>walk away
>>521376501
>>521376886should have applied to be on the grail gdoc coldshotbro
>>521376603mmmmmmMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>521376726>if i skip the sections in this (((game))) that is just a glorified choose your own adventure novel that is 100% lore will i miss loreYes, retard. Why the fuck did you even start reading it if you didn't want to read it?
>>521376603me
>>521376608Are you getting arrested or what?
>>521376879>>521376906Sorry you've been eaten. Please try again and try different choices!
>>521376971I don't want that "person" to refresh me...
>>521376603
>>521376269You can still get regular ascensions of her on both mercari and amazon. Can't find too many fatals or 100-120, and even if there were, they'd be expensive as hell. Here's an example. Of course it's also possible that some offers will fall through because they were already bought before and the seller forgot to take them down, but you can dig around. Just search by FGOアーケード with Marie's JP name or FGOAC or whatever combination.https://zenmarket.jp/mercariproduct.aspx?itemCode=m12096755350
>>521376431Why would you get into fate if you don't like that? Go watch dragon ball z or something.
>>521376989Because I wanna play Ubw and Heavens feel not Date king arthur simulator (fate)
>>521376780>>521376413I'm trying not to ragepost and scream my lungs with my hatred over Choco. I guess I still love Melusine in some ways, but I hate that awful, worthless hack artist so much that I can't ever go back. I'm too sad and in too much pain.
>>521376615Good.
>>521377062Sit still and look at the ceiling counting spots while she ravishes me again
who is the target audience for this?
>>521376608Bro...?
>10 years and no cool Greek Arachne>Instead they give us literal who jap #2000000 spider lady
>>521377268Absolutely not me, and I NP6ed Draco. Actively Suicidal Furry Nero is just sad to me.
>>521377268me. with that fat ass and big titty.
>>521376716You don't. Aoko boobs are so large they have a gravitational field and suck your penis right in. Forced paizuri
>>521377268
>>521377268wada really struggled and just copied tamamo
>>521376603doesn't she offer to sexchange you? Probably those guys.
>>521377435why are aoko's tits so fucking JUICY
>>521377457Sherlock’s and Tiamat’s artist drew furry beast Draco. Wada didn’t draw her
>>521377485I want to be smothered by them
>>521377457It wasn't Wada who did arcade Nero.
>>521377485to feed sono G's children
>>521377561Imagine...
>>521377324Still hoping for Arachne lingerie costume event at some point in time.
>>521377802Gosh Rin is cute
>>521377324>No Arachne>No Jorogumo>No half-spider half-woman big titty Arachnea hag drawn by Regura
>>521375570Arcade ports won't last. Look at Dissidia.
>>521377234You are an idiot.
>>521377485Teenager's body
>>521377483>doesn't she offer to sexchange you?No. For her Valentines, she offers to assimilate you into a new body, but that body is currently a sexless mannequin. It will then be shaped into your desired form, whether that be male, female, or otherwise.
hehe BRO
>>521377559Hmm, what a coincidence that Every single other thing drawn by Holmes' artist is a beast. I'm sure it's nothing.
>>521378057Fully developed.
>>521378070>those hips>sexless
>>521374884what mats
>>521378165sus
bros...
>>521378165>>521378287The servant on the Foreigner card art is Euclid. We see him in Fate/Requiem.
>>521378165The foreigner card servant has shown up if I remember correctly, but was a caster.
>>521378070>No. Anyways, yes she does.?????????
your thoughts about kama?
>>521378460Kama is a man
>>521378343>but was a caster.No.See >>521378307
>>521378357I mean, if getting your soul ripped out of your body and jammed into a mechanical doll that literally does not yet have genitalia (and you will pick the genitalia of your preference whether they were your previous or not) is your idea of a sex change, okay I guess.
>>521378526Yeah, I saw it now.
>>521378257Bones, Fangs, Chains, Medals and Pages. The 3rd rotation 90++ drops Unforgettable Ashes.
>>521378460My bros support
>>521378460she had her time but now she is forgotten
>>5213774855th magic
>>521378537>literally does not have genitalia>you will get to pick genitaliaDo you not see how retarded and self contradictory what you are saying is?
>>521378537Well it certainly encompasses it.
>>521378603Bros!
>>521362979Annoying cunt.
>>521376716Sex
>>521378460Michelin tires are better
>>521378939Shut the fuck up Robin
>>521378585If I fugure out how to farm bond with my Illya or Sitonai I'll go with apples
>>521378720nta but you are failing to grasp the difference between inherent and possibleyou are dunning kruger embodied, very embarrassing
>>521362979I want her jeans and T-shirt hag(True) form as a costume
>>521378460I cant get over the fact "she" has the mind of a man.Verification not required.
>>521378460A phony.
>>521379094>she says you can have a sex change>haha, well no, you see what she actually says is you can chose to change your sex if you wantYou're a retard.
>>521379085The 2nd rotation 90++ node has Assassin enemies. They even have a Bond bonus but not Illyasviel's swimsuit for some reason...
>>521379375Nothing to say when you're tripping on your own wordsTake the L bro
Kama is _______
>>521379396>spoilerThey did the same thing with this event and summer Nero for whatever reason.Very strange.
>>521379375She offers you a body change. You are the one who would have to decide to make a sex change of it.
>>521379612a guy
>>521379556Oh I'll take L alright...
>>521379612a character I don't particularly care for.
>>521379612A cutie.
>>521379158It'd be really neat. She could start off in Super Aoko form, like changing Melu ascensions does. I'd appreciate it. Really what bugs me most is not getting to have redhaired Aoko card art.I really like the new Super Aoko outfit though, I think it's pretty.
>>521379707Concession accepted bro
>>521379556>>521379651>she didn't actually literally use the word sex change so she didn't offer you the possibility of a sex changePure autism.
>>521379651...Which is offering you a sex change. Holy shit anon.
>>521379610dumb flat piss baby
>>521379906epistemology 101, you need it, though you'd fail out
>>521380060kindergarten, you need it, though it seems you're not ready for it
>>521380012Don't escalate and objectify. I didn't say anything bad about kama, just that i don't like her. no need to get aggressive and confrontational.
>>521380060>anon in charge of being able to detect implicationslolLMFAO
>>521380175He's not wrong
rin owes me ass
>>521379858>>521379906She offers you something much vaster than a sex change you morons.
>>521380175He's right.
Crane keeps getting a lot of CE. I like it.
>>521380317Still encompasses the explicit potential for sex change you moron.
>>521380317They're clearly very fixated with some closeted desires.That's okay, we have plenty of gaybros here.
>>521380317nothing is more important than sex , baka
>>521379610All that nectar wasted...
>>521380502Love.
>>521379793>I really like the new Super Aoko outfit though, I think it's pretty.It's fine but it oddly seems way more generic than her casual melty look.
Damn this obvious
>>521380408>encompassesIrrelevant.If I blew up the earth you would not be cursing me for killing your grandma, even though I did.
>>521380214be careful it might be the rat falseflagging
>>521380317>wow look at all these possibilities>yeah, like X>SHE DID NOT OFFER YOU X!! SHE OFFERED YOU X AND Y AND Z AND A AND B AND C!!!>yeah, and X is one of those>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!I could never raise an autistic child. I don't have the patience for this lunacy.
>>521380386you're stating something subjective in objective terms solely to be antagonizing. Don't be a brat. I'm leaving for work. Try to behave for once.
I thought Kama bros are supposed to be nice people…
>>521380682>I could never raise an autistic child.And you shouldn't An autistic person raising an autistic child is a recipe for disasterYou shouldn't even reproduceKeep your greentext spergouts out of the thread please
>>521380796>he wasn't there for the /bant/ thread
>>521380654Well, I mean, yes I would. I give more of a shit about my family than anyone or anything else on this planet. So yeah I'd definitely be pretty concerned with losing the people I care about. Weird metaphor honestly.She offers you a sex change, end of story. She offers to morph you into whatever other humanoid body you want, including a sex change. You can't say she doesn't offer it when she does. I don't know why you're being so weird about this.
>>521380802*ununzips*
>>521380908What happened there?
>>521380969>Well, I mean, yes I would. I give more of a shit about my family than anyone or anything else on this planet. So yeah I'd definitely be pretty concerned with losing the people I care about. Weird metaphor honestly.... you are an abomination of a human being
>>521381041Or I'm a pretty normal person who values the people they love over others, but go off Shirou.
>>521380946That's right.I also have to take the time to watch anime.
do not fuck the spider
>>521380969>what is inclusive>what is exclusivesorry this hurts your brain
>>521381208Does she offer you the ability to become the opposite sex?
>>521381203But you posted the most fuckable of them all?
>>521381025Kamafag attacked everyone as always
i am rewatching Prillya againCaren is making my penis feel good
lmao
>>521381203You cannot stop me.
>>521381203I should really rewatch this. I don't think I've seen it since the 90's.
>no you don't understand it's not AGP>she offers you the ability to become whatever you want okay, you can be anything you imagine, it's not just about sex changes>no honest stop thinking about becoming the sexiest woman imaginable sex changes aren't the point you could be ummm uhhhhh something else
>>521381641So vulgar
>>521381687Nice try
>>521381886*SMOOOCH*
This now your Yuyu
>>521381224>melt>not obsessiveShe doesn't see her mom in herself. Many such cases.
>>521381641>>521381912
>>521381041the vast majority of humans care more about their family and friends than complete strangers. Most people wouldn't exactly be thrilled everyone else is also dead, but the primary source of their grief would be from the loss of the people they deeply cared about. This is a normal human thing. We can't have an exactly equal amount of love for every single individual on earth so we prioritize our loved ones. I think the only exceptions I've seen to this are those estranged redditors who hate their family more than anything and devote all of their care towards random people they've never met who probably want to kill them.
>>521381203I do what I want.
>>521382019>zero titsI will break all the fingers of whoever drew this.
>>521381886*SMOOOOOOCH*
>>521382067This type of anime turns you gay and retarded.
>>521382189It's always the ones insisting they're "normal" that write paragraphs of self-affirmationsCurious
>>521382189if everyone on earth was dead I feel like you should be pretty fucking upset about the fact that everyone on earth is deadLike it's not "you're also grieving your family" the point is fixating on a singular individual of your family over THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE (or hell in this example over the rest of your family and loved ones too) would be weird as shit
Ooku is pretty good for Bond farming
>>521379450Lewd
>>521382441i'm not falling for this again, kama
While i agree that the distinction between the two scenarios is valid, i must advise you against pushing your ideas too hard onto others, as this is normally seen as as breach of social etiquette and can get you ostracized from the circle of friends or acquaintances you're having a conversation with
>>521381886I would turn myself into a tentacle monster THOUGH
>>521382318>that thing that encourages you to lust after females?>yeah that's gay programmingFaggots like you should be banned from 4chan since you won't fucking leave on your own accord even though you clearly hate everything about this place.
>>521382405I'm sorry but I do not give a shit. People die everyday. My family dying is more important to me than 7 billion people I don't know. I think you're strange if that isn't true.
>>521382582
>>521382586Cool, wanna hang out later
>>521382582What?
>>521382648Fascinating
>>521382582didn't aesc
>>521382774
>>521382776I agree that there's a slight difference of scope between the two sex change vs body change) however you should curb your autism
>>521377115That seems oddly cheap, even considering the nutty overseas charges
>>521382908
>>521382774Oh yeah? Explain yourself, then.
>>521382974Noooooooooo! You can't take my Wii!!
>>521382586Unfortunately you only get the option to turn her down because the status quo is inviolate.Kashin Koji is so powerful she opens up one of F/GO's worst plot holes. She could literally make you a servant level combat body, but you don't go through with it because.. you're a fucking coward I guess.
>>521382582>can get you ostracized from the circle of friends or acquaintancesYou sound like a normie in the worst way I could mean it.
>>521383031>>521383026Dumbass prostitute
>>521382974FUCK OFF MOM I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF RANKED
Are you all diagnosed with autism, or something?
>>521382582Learn from experience by chance?
>>521383031
>>521383174RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>521383031bob is so smart
>>521383265
>>521383084>Don't turn yourself into some sort of super human to better protect the worldFigures.... Primordial Runes, History's Greatest Alchemists, beings from the Age of Gods, and more but we never think to upgrade ourselves.....
Did you know that Aoko offers you a sex chance?
>>521383245You can't just ask that, bro...
>>521381025I showed up to the thread and was immediately accused of being an IP jumping rat by alter's biggest victim complex. He was having a huge melty that day. He couldn't face reality.
Smellchad master?
girl puts glasses on = wow she is so smart!!
>>521383373Ashton...
>>521383084>She could literally make you a servant level combat body, but you don't go through with it because..Humanity. Alway take the hard road.
>>521383541Well yeah.
FUCK FAIRIES
>>521383541Yes
>>521382405You seem to have a problem differentiating between "mostly" and "only". If everyone died tomorrow it'd be losing my dad who hurt the most. I would also be very sad for the rest of my family, for my friends, and yes for the rest of earth. But the level of fucks given to Jing Wo the 4 billionth chinese sweatshop working in beijing in comparison to my dad would be several orders of magnitude less important. If you only look at how much a person should care about something or someone purely by numbers you're basically a robot.It's kinda cool that this cropped up mostly organically when this is almost the exact dilemma that Kiritsugu was dealing with.
>>521383423Most of those use the same justifications, "you're low quality materials". Magecraft can only do so much, strengthening is multiplicative, not additive. Even the greatest magecraft can only reinforce your mediocre body to some Nth degree which is far below a servant's, specimens like Kuzuki are far and away beyond what Fujimaru has. The only thing that could've jumped you up previously, Klironomia, was in direly short supply, and the only kind that can make you servant level, Mars Klironomia, was never acquired by Chaldea.Koji breaks this equation. She can change your base materials. Your body will function according to her EX rank Karakuri skill. She LITERALLY BUILT A HERO, Katou Danzo is her handiwork.It's all nonsense.
>>521381957
>>521381957>Ushi Gozen that highLmao
>>521383859bob is only more prostitute with glasses on
>>521383813Kerry was fucking retarded
>>521382485
>>521383927Jack...
>>521382974>She is never going to get a new costume or a summer version because people harrassed her artist into oblivionI hate it.
>>521383942Yeah keep crying
>>521383927don't bully the poor orphan, crazy how she has never been buffed too
If Kashin Koji can make you a puppet body, and she modified Sugitani into a cute girl, does this mean her tits are wooden, painted bolt-ons? Her delectable ass, just a double cheeked wooden prosthetic?
>>521383826There is literally additive stuff. Besides, even if it was all solely multiplicative, we should STILL be powering ourselves up. There's no reason to not power up besides Nasu and other writers not wanting to to make it simple to write.
>>521384101>literally 0 vids of her clearing any event nodeEnjoy your 3 quick cards lmao
F/Z was shit.
>>521383813>You seem to have a problem differentiating between "mostly" and "only".No, I am the one differentiating inclusivity with exclusivity. You are the one who is dictating otherwise.> I would also be very sad for the rest of my family, for my friends, and yes for the rest of earth.Wow, cool, in other words you're not doing what I said about caring only about your grandma and not the rest of the earth. Shut the fuck up, you have failed english communication.
>>521384178Enjoy being a rat i guess
>>521384102Kama will get 2 more buffs
FG/O was shti
F/Z was kino.
>>521383942Dude still seething from last year.
jalter needs a buff
girls are cuter when IQ is below 50
>>521383880>>521384257
F/Z was cool.
>>521383927Cunny tier
Baobhan Sith release has saved FGO from early EoS.
>>521384229>>521384325>state facts>you madWhat the fuck?
>>521384117No. These puppets are transformed into flesh. You can breed with these ones. They're literally just superior human bodies.
>>521382318yippie
>>521384426Raikoubots ultimate move: no u
>>521384403How exactly?
>>521384117Almost her entire body is prosthetic, but with whatever material properties she engineers into it.
>>521384426>>521384575Retardo ultimate move, samefagging himself.
>>521384391t. 13 year olds
>>521384636Well dude wasn’t getting traction from his cuckposts. So might as well try something else.
>>521383245I own a shirt that states I am undiagnosed.
>>521379094>failing to grasp the difference between inherent and possibleWhat are you talking about? You are the only one who has gone on about this. It spawned from "she offers you a sex change." Well, does she, anon? Yes, she does, it's actually part of what she offers. What argument do you think you've ever been making? No one but you gives a fuck about whether the sex change is mandated. Literally irrelevant to anything.
>>521384858uh oh, meltymeds
>>521384391I liked it.I like a lot of The Butchers work though.
>>521384983no, I will get to the bottom of this autism.
Can you guys stop being weird autistic loners screaming into the void for five minutes?
This is all because Albert still hasn't added the 3 spots.
>>521385154Shut the fuck up and tell me how you can argue Kashin Koji doesn't offer a sex change.
>>521385154You're here, you're one yourself. Stop projecting and join in on the choir.
>>521384858>it's actually part of what she offers.In other words, it's not what she offers directly. It is in part only.You are taking the singular word "no" to mean a blanket refutation, and not the contextual reassessment it was used as.
>>521384005He was supposed to be. The point of his character was to show that trying to ignore everything and turning yourself into a machine that only does what is objectively the mathematically best decision to save the highest number of lives will destroy you. Shirou was the also retarded opposite of this, where he would just immediately try to save anyone regardless of how stupid or futile it would be or how many might die as a direct result of his actions.
>>521385272what about doing neither?
>>521385258But the answer is yes. It's yes, she does offer it. This is how. Not No. The answer is flatout not no because she offers it.
>>521384345she will never get a 50 NP battery, give it up
>>521385082it's a solid 5, maybe 6 out of 10the anime adaptation really managed to salvage it with good directionit's undoubtedly the best adapted Fate title
>>521384630No. That's just with Danzou. Sugitani has human body. You can see the difference.
>>521385258>it's not what she offers directly>w-well just because she didn't say it explicitly means it isn't an optionForcing this point is why normal people are arguing with you, dumbass.
>>521385082goddamn that exposed back on hundred personas, HOT
>>521385154hmmm nyo
>>521385347Yeah, that's the lesson being conveyed. Both Kerry and shirou are shown to be mistaken over the course of the series.
>>521385241some of use couldn't afford to go to some fancy school
>>521385365No, anon, she offers more than that. The word "no" can be used to bequeath more context to a statement."Am I offering you a turkey? No, I'm offering you a buffet." This is a genuine statement one can make, even if a turkey is included in the buffet.English is a funny language, is it not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaGQ0yy5F1wI still occasionally use this for D&D campaigns.
>>521385365Bro, this is analogous to arguing that the Holy Grail offers victors a sex changeIt is one possibility, nothing more>means it isn't an optionNot a single person has said that in this thread, literally go back to elementary with that reading comprehension
>>521385447It's more that it's completely irrelevant. What she offers is so much more than a sex change that fixating upon the notion is tunnel vision.
Men are beasts
Post virgin servants
I want kashin koji to turn me into a woman and peg me
Beasts are men
>>521385849meant for >>521385447hehe
>>521385995You start
Hey guys, I just won a holy grail war, and I asked the grail "do you offer sex changes?" and then it said "yes, I do offer victors a sex change if that is what they wish for" and now I look like this.
>>521385693>She offers more than that.She offers it. It is a simple subject. It is part of what she offers, thus she offers it, thus the answer is yes. This is simple. If someone says "No, I'm offering a buffet" when I ask if they're offering turkey, they have fucked up. Because the natural response to confirm both things, having it and being a buffet, would be "We're having a buffet and there's turkey." You can say a lot of things in response to someone and string together lots of words, but that doesn't make them natural English.What you wanted to say was "Yes, she does, as a function of transporting your soul into an ideal body." This is how you talk without sounding stupid.
>>521386073How awful, god I hope that doesn't happen to me
>>521385849>it's one possibilityThe entire "possibility" is getting a new fucking body made for you. There's actually not all that many relevant options. That's kind of the key here that's going understated through all this. This isn't analogous to the holy grail, you can't wish for world peace or cum to taste like chocolate milk.
>>521386097>"Yes, she does, as a function of transporting your soul into an ideal body."Man it'd be nice to have a body that lets me eat as much as I want without getting fat and that isn't in constant pain
kashin kouji has a big fat penis
>>521386097>If someone says "No, I'm offering a buffet" when I ask if they're offering turkey, they have fucked up.There is nothing "fucked up", it is a perfectly fine way to dictate, and the reason you believe there is something wrong with an entirely valid statement is why this entire stupid tangent has occurred. And that this is now clear is why this stupid tangent shall conclude.
>>521386387Yeah, mine
Every day you guys surprise me with how retarded you can be.
>>521386387Spiders have 8
>>521386387Anon she's basically wearing a thong, you can literally see what's going on down there. If there's a penis it's gonna be a goddamn fold out.
>>521386518im a girl. don't misgender me, bigot
>>521383927>10 years without a buff or an altJack wins, she's just that good
>>521386518i find it entertaining actually
>>521386435>it's a perfectly fine way to communicate.No, it isn't. Grammatically you can sit around and jerk it off all day, but if you respond to a request about a specific item's presence with the serving style, you have not answered the question and failed the dialogue exchange, needlessly confusing the asker for no reason unless you explicitly answer their question with "yes, there is turkey."
>>521386641Sorry, sis.
This argument really doesn't need to still be going.
>>521386518It's nice they jump so quickly to insults and "shut the fuck ups" in lieu of braincellsIt makes it very easy to identify the arguments of substance
>>521386236don't worry, you wouldn't even manage to summon a servant
>>521385859Denying the possibility because there are others is tunnel vision.
>>521386793It does
So does she offer a sex change or not?
>>521386903Yesn't
>>521386793Are you a boy or girl? Professor Oak.png
Nero farts on your face
>>521386971When I'm wearing a skirt, I'm a girl.
>>521385995>>521386591
>>521386876>Denying the possibilitythen you should be aware nobody has denied it this thread yes?you read english, yes?si, senor?
>>521386876It wasn't denied it was simply granted a much more significant context.
>>521387083>nobody has denied it
I am happy that I returned to find my random question has caused at least 3+ autists to get into a debate over wording technicalities.
>>521387194I accept your cornbread
>>521387064Bro? Titania?>>521387207Is this an actual moth bug or is it one of those parasitized ones?
>kashin offers to give you a new body>Fags and chuds arguing over turning into a girlMy form shall be glorious. I shall attain happiness on a level you cannot comprehend and you will still be miserable and arguing over. Nothing with your feeble narrow minds.
>>521387263*SMACK*
>>521386591oberon is so damn ugly its unbelievable
>>521387409this nigga ain't gonna have genitals lmao
>>521387432>calling this uglyNo u.
>>521386971I'm a futanari
>>521387409Gimme those arms, and some bonus eyes tyvm
Servant with itchy butt?
>>521387498Better than genitalia, I will have destructive force enough to level entire civilizations.
>>521387382Titania is not real
how close to death could Bazett be before Fragarach stops activating?
>kashin offers to give you a new bodyTURN ME INTO CHAR'S ZAKU!
>>521387784>>521387784>>521387784
Turn me into aurora so melusine will be for (me)...
>>521387730It rewinds time even for attacks that kill herIf she is already dead, then it won't work
>>521387692In the end, you will find loneliness, sitting upon the ashes of a million destroyed civilizations and realizing you were only given the power to push others away.
>>521387694No... well, it's okay, you'll become Titania instead.
>>521387912AIRMAN ga taosenai yo
