>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition revealed for the Switch 2, new armors and customizationhttps://youtu.be/j4qESdsPE_k>Nightreign: All weapons spells items showcasehttps://youtu.be/iogR0mCsXZ8>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group Passworderg>Touch Bloodstain: >>521210178
Miquella and MaleniaSitting in a treeK-I-S-S-I-N-G!
>>521394815Most dogshit OP ever award 7bh
steel and jeenineinvading PvErsK-I-L-L-I-N-G
I will forgive slopreign if TE fixes SOTE's shitty ending.
>>521395079this but with the 'zuk and the 'addy
YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU DONEWE WERE SUPPOSED TO MERGE WITH THE FSG
I upgraded the Milady build with some suggestions from here.18 dex so i can use the golem greatbow and replacing the Dragoncrest talisman allowed me to hit 111 poise with Favor+2.Thoughts?
>>521395240The ending is already peak kino
>>521395482looking good bro
>>521395497t.
>>521395482half done build. Looks good so far though, if terribly boring.
>>521395703Whats missing?
>>521386891>>521387048>>521388141I'm so happy, I was able to get revenge on the twinking invader.(with plenty of help from the other finger and the host)The same guy showed up at Stormveil. Near the end, in front of Godrick's gate. He tried his homing fireball technique on me again, but I was ready for him this time. Fired some arrows, forcing him back into the doorway. From there, he tried to throw some pot that summons a spinning skeleton. The other finger got hit by it but survived.The invader retreats back to the troll standing in front of Godrick's doorway. From there, he tries to throw big madness pots from the DLC, and more of those s[inning skeletons. he hit me with one pot, but we camped in the two side doorway, while he threw stuff impotently.Eventually, the other finger got close enough to aggro the troll. I don't want to get close, so I'm tossing firebombs at the invader, while the other finger tries to melee him. The host finally pulling up and distracting the troll from the safety of the doorway.The invader is trying to spam the madness spell at the other finger. I finally see an opportunity to get inside. While he's casting, the other finger is getting hit, but I run up to the invader's back and get the backstab. Didn't kill him, but he's one-hit now, so we just bully him as he tries to panic roll out, and kill him. I teabag him. Very cathartic.
>>521347909>still getting pwned by second phase>decide to try using homo strats and summon the support guy>radahn's health goes wayyyy up>I have to rush across the map to grab aggro so that bloodman doesn't die>bloodman can't even dodge the shitty meteor attack>bloodman can't even proc bleed, which is his entire purpose as a blood worship guy>takes way longer to reach second phase, bloodman is killed by the first AoEWow, this dude really is useless. I'm tempted to update the game, cuz this is kinda bullshit, but at the same time the only things left to do after beating this fight are the fingerlord and dragonlord bosses, which are presumably just as difficult as Radahn, so there's no point rushing past one fight just to get stuck on another.Please give me some advice, Elden bros.
>>521395156I didn't feel like searching for Elden Ring art. I don't have any art saved. The thread was dying, so I figured speed was more important than making the OP fancy. If you don't want boring OPs, then don't force me to make a new thread. Make one yourself.
>>521396053https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSzApXWbgio
I love sluts!
Time to make a beast incantation only build only to save scum 3 hours later to my old save file when I realize it's shit
Even the marketing is sloppy for Jeetreign
>>521395814like 2 or 3 dozen levels of stats, secondary options on rh2 or the like. You may have overcompensated on the poise too far into deep poise you didn't have to go to 111 for what you are doing. If you went that high for specific pvp reasons your lack of alternative options is going to be a bigger issue. If you aren't doing pvp you can shave like half that poise and still be aces to clear the game, if you are doing pvp you made a one trick pony that is fucked if someone knows how to press dodge.
>>521396320>27k views
>>521396263I find any sort of "[spell type] only" build to be boring as shit. don't restrict yourself arbitrarily
>>521396263>Time to make a beast incantation only buildThat spell is the build, spellwise. It never gets old though. Really fun honest build that works as str maxing or quality.
Nightreign is a flop and Duskbloods is locked to a children consoleLived long enough to see Fromsoft flop, how sad
>>521396320No wonder Mike dumped this on a different director. Bandai mandated slop.
>>521396371Yeah its optimized for pvp but i dont think your concerns are a big issue, theres lots of other options i can hardswap to and the amount of strength is optimal for this level bracket.Appreciate the feedback tho fren.
>>521394815The turban absolutely BUTCHERS this
>>521397085>The turban absolutely BUTCHERS this
>>521397085>img_>tranny fortress
>>521395079this but just this and no dsgtroon fan fiction >>521396320kek the absolute state of this “”””””project””””””
>>521396912It is sort of an issue, you have 0 offensive options outside of 10 ft. You might think that is all it is but the kicker is when someone realizes that in combat and easy bake oven cooks you with an aoe knowing you have to move into range to do anything. You are going to get fucked sideways by fags with 12 fth roaring at you and your poise won't poiseblob thru it. Your spready isn't going to catch anyone in the pvp meta. Good luck out there bro.
>>521397330nigga what you talking about
>>521397085damn those are some instant struck nerves
>>521397436Guess you don't know how pvp plays out in this game.
>>521397330>Your spready isn't going to catch anyone in the pvp meta.I mean theres a reason its banned in all tournaments, i dont think you really know very much about the current pvp meta based on your post desu
>>521397564He are in the 125 shitter meta, everyone will dodge thru it and kill him at range. If you think that won't happen, remember, he needed /erg/ to build his build for him. He is wildly out of his depth and will learn the fun way.
>He are
>>521397732Its an insane tool for rollcatching and whiff punishing ranged attacks or buffs, like i said theres a reason its banned in all meta tournaments
>>521397916>hey guize is this build you built for me looking good?He wont be competing in any tournaments of note.
>>521397858ESL sissies…
>>521398063The thread didnt build it for me, i posted basically the same one in the previous thread and took two suggestions.Either way thats an irrelevant comment and you just seem needlessly argumentative for no reason, have a good day bro.
>>521398253I upgraded the Milady build with some suggestions from here.I saw last thread where anon was laying out poise for you. Have fun out there bro.
>playing at metaslave levels>even for the lols>everlel
>raped so badly you stay out of the deep end PvEsissies... Nightreign is only a month away.
So with pic related added how good are magma sorceries vs bosses now?
>>521398568I like it, the arena is more engaging and invasions have a good mix of gankers and pveers instead of only being pubstomps like at much lower or higher levels.
>>521396906Yep meanwhile PvPGAWDS get Zaki-directed kino. PvEcuckolds got too cocky.
>>521398964They're still shit, sadly.
>>521398964Not great sadly like the other anon said, this thing does however buff Blasphemous Blade for some reason
>>521396176Yeah idk, I guess I'll sleep on it and see how I feel tomorrow. The issue is that I'm a retard and it takes me a bit to figure out how to avoid flashy attack patterns, and the time it takes to reach phase two makes the process quite a bit more difficult. If I keep at it a while longer it'll probably click.
Malenia.
>>521399064>Yep meanwhile PvPGAWDS get Zaki-directed kino. PvEcuckolds got too cocky.
Why the fuck do i keep getting "A Connection Error Occured" and then it does not let me reconnect until i restart the game recently?Particularly when i queue for arena matches.
Please don’t start again
>>521400316Obsessed.
>wont fix the base games connectivity issues(theyre worse than the original launch in 2022 since the dlc dropped)>diverts resources to a PVEslop title>diverts resources to a PVPslop title (its exclusive to a $600 console and is $80>will have dogshit balance and netcode
>>521401478Seriously what happened? The online is so unstable now
>>521400843thats your sign to install seamless
>>521401642>>521400843>>521401478Server maintenance soon.
>>521401347The only one who is obsessed is you red woman
>>521402095>Server maintenance soon.the connection issues have remained common since they dropped the DLCthey've had 10 months to resolve it
>>521402705T-Tarnished Edition will fix it...
I've never had connection issues like you guys are saying. I'm sure the host is dying before you connect and you think it is a connection issue.
>>521400316>>521402690why tf can it not get the right number of toes?
>>521403017For me it is this >>521400843 mainly, i wonder if theres an issue with my router settings maybe?I have no idea what else could cause it, it happens very frequently now.
>>521402705Have they had server maintenance in those 10 months? retard.
>>521403176Red woman are deformed by birth so it got it right
>>521403203Everyone is having these issues atm
>>521401478>>521401642I haven't had any online problems. Maybe there's something wrong with the region you're in.
>>521403017Anon, it literally sends you back to the main menu.
>>521403429Having these problems in central europe, anyone else in EU?
>>521403203I've never experienced consistent issues. Whenever I load into a game as a gold and it says connection failure the enemies just killed the host.>>521403437Literally never had that happen ever. I play co-op like 4 hours a day every day.
>bust your ass scouring the entire map, solving incoherent japanglish babble and ballcrushing fights for loot>99% of your finds are garbage or useless for your build>the Supreme Ultimate Galactic Godforged Planetbreaker you found is barely a sidegrade over your default longsword at the same upgrade levelThis needs to fucking stop actually.
>>521403676Good for you I guess.
>>521403736>>the Supreme Ultimate Galactic Godforged Planetbreaker you found is barely a sidegrade over your default longsword at the same upgrade levelNo this is kino, i love that basic early game weapons can be super powerful in these games instead of being junk that you 100% replace later.
>>521403736the dlc is 10x worse for this>somber smithing stone 1>smithing stone 3as if we dont all collectively have all the bell bearings from the base game>no somber +10 and +25 bell bearings added in the dlc so we can max out all our weapons without having to go into 200 ng cycles for 0 changes in content
>>521403437I guess that's happened to me every now and again. But I allow the game to idle in the background while I wait to get picked up in pools. Sometimes I checkon the game, and there's a network error while I was idle. But considering that the game has been on for hours and hours, I don't think it's a big deal. And it doesn't happen every day.
>>521403736>>521404003lol
>>521404003I went into the dlc early so I needed those stones.
>>521403901It's fine that they're viable for the whole game, it's not fine that they're equal to or better than all the weapons you worked for and remove all sense of reward from finding them.
>>521404435>and remove all sense of reward from finding them.This is a personal issue you think is universal. I like finding new weapons.
>>521404435I mean i agree that many somber weapons are too weak but i dont think they should all be stronger than basic weapons categorically either, ideally they would just strike a good balance where you just choose weapons based on what seems cool or fun to you.
>>521404561>it's fine that weapons have no value beyond collection purposes>it's fine that an RPG has zero meaningful gear progressionNot every weapon needs to be equal. Weapons can have niches or just be straight up replaced by better ones.
>>521404435the issue is the glowing items being in precarious areas past many annoying enemies with grab attacks or who can knock you off of ledges just for it to be trash like glass shards
>>521404812You might not know how to play the game if you think there is no gear progression.
vortex of putresence is so broken its not even funny
>>521404958it is and looks funny
I miss varreposter...
>>521395482If you leveled this to 150 where would the points go? Mind?
>>521404561>find new weapon>it has a requirement that you don't meet>if it doesn't and you want to try it out, then you need to spend money and resources to bring it up to the level of your current weapon so it's usefulfromsoft really need to rethink some of this shit
>>521403736Is there a single game where pic is bad? I remember it was top tier in PvP in DS2 and 3.
>>521404906Upgrading a weapon you like is not gear progression. Progression would be upgrading to a better weapon.
>>521405517you'll get used to how rpgs work when you play more of them don't sweat it.
Discuss niches for different weapons, including boss weapons.
>>521405609Yeah, you don't understand how the game works. That is fine in the long run.
>>521405367Im not sure honestly. the stat spread feels very complete already.Probably primarily faith for the utility and weapon options it would add.
>>521405518The long sword is clearly the weapon they balance the rest of the game around. So it's never the best at anything, but it's never the worst either. It's always a solid weapon, if boring. Like Mario in Smash Bros.
Does anon like it when the starter weapon is viable for the whole game? Does anon think the Saw Spear is better than the Saw Cleaver? Does anon prefer Ludwig's Holy Sword or the Moonlight Greatsword?
>>521405647Only Souls does this shit you disingenuous nigger. Other games don't completely deprive you of upgrade materials. That's another point:>find a weapon you might like, but can't risk wasting your extremely limited upgrade mats on it, so you end up using the same shit all gameBut of course this isn't a problem because you planned your entire first playthrough on fextra, right faggot?
>>521405995Chikage > all other weapons
>>521405768In most cases there is a weapon in each weapon class that weighs way less than the rest, these are perfect for various niche AoW to job enemies with.
>>521406161>Only Souls does this shit you disingenuous nigger.If you role specific class types in every dnd based rpg you are classed out of various types of armor. That armor still shows up in vendor inventories and loot drops.You don't understand how rpgs work.My first run used every larval tear respeccing to try stuff out for fun and it was a blast. I don't lose my spaghetti over video games I guess.
>>521406161This isn't a real problem in Elden Ring if you explore more. You'll find the upgrade materials around the world. And eventually discover the bellbearing that enables you to purchase the stones required to bring any other weapon up to par. Other games don't deprive you of upgrade materials, because other games treat weapons as disposable. They expect you to sell your Long sword, replacing it with "long sword of steel", and then later sell your long sword of blood, replacing it with "long sword of obsidian". And then later sell your long sword of obsidian with "long sword of mithril". On and on. The Souls games are the only games where you can make nearly all weapons good by upgrading them.
I love this mfer like you wouldn't believe.
>>521406484>classes out of various types of armorThat's not the point at all you illiterate fuckwit. The point is you don't have enough resources to upgrade more than a few weapons which discourages experimentation, even within one build. By the time you get bell bearings to keep up with your main weapon the game is almost over.
>>521405908>>521406484>>521397563what causes this mental illness
>>521406970If you actually play the game you get a dumb amount of the final stones and like other anon said you get bell bearings for the rest. If you play the game you have more runes than you know what to do with at endgame.I've maxed out the 10 character slots, some characters I don't use anymore. I've respecc'd them to entirely new builds and still had enough of the ancient stones for final upgrades on a whole new kit of gear. I've played the game for like 4000 hours at this point, your (((issue))) isn't a real issue, it is you being autistic and thinking everyone suffers from the same character failings you do.
>>521407232>I've played the game for like 4000 hours at this pointCool, that has nothing to do with the first blind playthrough which should be the focus of the game's design. You barely have enough stones for a couple of weapons for most of the game, so you don't risk them. Or you spend them all blindly and now have another reason to not care about new loot, because even the 1% you can use now can't be upgraded. Only Souls does this shit.
>>521405991It's one of the best setups in pvp and pve in DS3.
>>521407847Well that's because DS3 is a poorly made game that rewarded mindless R1 spam above all else.
>>521408091>Well that's because ER is a poorly made game that rewarded mindless L2 spam above all else.
>>521407839>Cool, that has nothing to do with the first blind playthrough which should be the focus of the game's design.I've maxed all 10 slots and rerolled some of them and still play to this day anon. Don't try to twist the argument as some beginner on launch thing. You get enough stones to>have 5-6 "main weapons">have 3-4 offhand weapons or tech options>have shields/staves/seals>have 3-4 specific tool weapons for specific bossesALL at max tier with stones to spare. This even applies to your first blind run. If you didn't organically figure out the obvious pattern to the early game bell bearings I don't know what to tell you. If you couldn't beat x boss with your weapon at the time not at max tier I don't know what to tell you.
>>521395482I wear almost the exact same armor for the 111 poise too. I know it's the best breakpoint but I don't know why 111 is so important.
>>521408195True, L2 spam trivializes the game. But at least you have a bunch of different useful ashes that do different things.Personally, I didn't use ashes much during my first playthrough. Dunno why. I just wasn't used to the new mechanics I guess. Still, I had fun with my heavy strength build. They actually made strength builds fun again.I've done a number of builds, and while I did use ashes a lot more in those runs, I still think that each weapon is useful in their own right, without the need for L2 spam. Elden Ring takes an absolute dookie dump on DS3.
is the multiplayer in this game still active? im thinking about trying it, but worried pvp/co-op scene is dead
>>521408893yee
>>521408416>you get enough stones tohave all that shit at the END OF THE GAME. For most of it you have jack shit.>UHM WHAT ABOUT BELL BEARINGS? just settle for half the power of your most upgraded weapon, this doesn't make new weapons less rewarding>this is totally fine when you know the game inside out and exactly which 10 weapons out of hundreds to upgradeRetarded nigger
>>521397564>I mean theres a reason its banned in all tournamentsMilady is banned or just the weapon ash? Why?
>>521409027During the middle you get as many as whatever top tier you can make bro. In Liurnia you can make up to +6 for infinite weapons for instance.
>>521409151WHOA INFINITE +6? IN LIURNIA? YABBA DABBA DOOO>i've played for thousands of hours, +6 is super high in liurnia
>>521408667111 poise is important if you don't want to get raped by small weapons>>521408893it's a bit slow but it's still okay
>>521408893On pc it's dead without the seamless mod. I only play coop with my friends so I have no idea how to find random people for coop with it. Trying to invade without it takes like 5 minutes of waiting.
>>521408667This is why 111 is good, this chart is still mostly accurate.
>>521409146No the spread crossbow is banned, milady is fine but not broken or anything
>>521410218>small weaponsSo curved swords, straight swords, daggers, etc?>>521410392I see. Thank you.
>>521409459so whats the scenario here cochise? its 65 hours into the game, you've explored everywhere and got every max stone and used it and don't know what weapon you want to use for your build yet?You have been roleplaying while playing right? is there a roleplay reason your dude hasn't settled on a weapon yet?
>>521410657I either>haven't used it because a better weapon might come along>used it and can't upgrade/experiment with the new weapons I found
>>521411238sounds like you didn't plan your build well I guess. You'll refine how it goes in future runs if you want to try.
>>521411520yeah you're just being intentionally retarded
>invade>4 dudes all wearing the same heavy armor with imp mask>standing around the bonfire in a big open swamp and using the wave gesture>just leaveI'm good.
>>521411991No, I just don't think your problem is a real problem. The upside is this happened to you in the past so you can use what you've learned to do better in the future.
>>521412192were they all wearing a different imp mask?
>>521412414No. I meant the child one. The meta one you know.
>>521411520>didn't plan your build wellI'm talking about a blind playthrough you fucking retard.
>>521394815if someone invaded u with dlc shit at rl 70-80 would u think theyre a twink? i killed mohg at 68 now i have dlc access for my invader character
>>521412192>>521412520Why are you yakuza
I invaded someone at the big lift to the giant's snowplains and he keeps starting the cutscene for the elevator and I can't fucking move. I'm trapped. He's doing this because I palm blasted his friend.
>>521413426nah that's fine
>>521408893No, it’s dead as a nail. I have better luck on console I notice but you pretty much need seamless on PC.
>>521405995>Does anon like it when the starter weapon is viable for the whole game?Absolutely.>Does anon think the Saw Spear is better than the Saw Cleaver?Not really.>Does anon prefer Ludwig's Holy Sword or the Moonlight Greatsword?Ludwig is really hard to beat.>>521406250Kos Parasite >>
>>521413426noI use DLC shit on my sl25 invaderI also encounter DLC shit when I get summoned as a hunter or phantom so I say its fair gametwinking means nothing in an open world game where you can run past 90% of the bosses and content to get broken OP items
auuugggg
>>521405995BB is different and only has like 20 weapons.
>>521413687I chased this guy from the dungeon at that elevator all the way to the fucking final boss door.
>>521413687I need more laughing reaction images
>>521415739Laugh at me. I spent like 20 minutes of my life on this invasion I'll never get back and he died in fucking 30 seconds.
>>521414004sl25 is too low. You're twinking. You got summoned as a hunter, because the people inside of the DLC entered at low level. Because THEY'RE gathering resources to twink. They get invaded, and then you are called in as a hunter to assist the twink. It's a twink fest.
>>521412859Is this your first Fromsoft rolling simulator?
>>521413687>>521415558lol'd
How the fuck do you even beat UGS crouch poke spammers on a light weapon?They have infinite hyper armor, their attack comes out instantly and wins every trade, i do not really see an obvious answer to it
>>521419191spacing, or you can strafe it sometimes. if ur on pc or bad lat then its very difficult or impossible
>>521419191Fight braindead cheese with braindead cheesebackhand blades blind spot spam, bloodhound step cleanrot estoc, and similar shit
>>521419079No and they all have this problem. Seriously are you fucking retarded? It's not that complicated. This >>521411238 happens in any first playthrough regardless of your prior experience with souls unless you looked shit up beforehand.
>>521419191rapiers are a great counter to UGS crouch pokesthe only way I beat a rapier user while being a UGS main was to spam the most annoying weapon arts like storm stomp or lions claw 2 with status or the gravity spin move added by the dlc
>check xitter thread where faggot is defending the dlc>"i acknowledge that some locations feel empty but that's only 15% of the world">"skibidi fragments are good, even on repeat playthrough"
>>521420620I think fragments are fine too, i don't wee why anyone would hate them unless they're a boss rusher or they mistakenly think that they affect pvp and are thus mandatory to max out.
>spinning chain never got an AoW so you can't use an infusion with itWhat is even the point of flails?
>>521421276it does?
>>521419937Maybe for your first playthrough of your first game but you really shouldn't have a problem after that. Just pick a weapon that you like the movement and and check the scaling scaling. It's not really that complicated. I you really want to be safe get some secondary weapons in a different class but with similar stat scaling and with different damage type.
>>521421436It doesn't. If you want to use spinning chain then you have to put up with not being able to use an infusion on your flail since it never got added as a separate ash, like how you can pick up unsheathe and square-off.
>>521421469>and check the scalingYou can't see scaling at later levels without looking it up you obtuse faggot. Way to out yourself again. And for the tenth fucking time it doesn't solve the problem of loot being unrewarding because even on the off chance you can use it, you either don't have the upgrade mats or too few of them to risk it.
Apparently ER's getting a second DLC?
>>521422204It's a new edition, not a full expansion like SOTE.
>>521422204No, it’s a spin off game, unless you’re referring to something else
>>521410657>>521407839>>521403736I always use Balder Side Swords in every souls game.
>scholar style update with Tarnished Edition>except its just a few crudely added and unbalanced additions like the DLC items were
>>521412859He covered that already
Un-nerf backhand blades pls from I don't care that they make tryhards seethe
>>521422032If you can't deduce weapon's scaling by just checking the type weapon and upgrading once or twice with low tier materials (the one's you should be stacked with if you actually explore) I'm seriously sorry for you. Pattern recognition has sadly failed you. Also maybe explore more I tend to have a wide selection of weapons when playing this game I don't have an issue upgrading them.
>>521422775What items would they even add? It'll just be some armor sets that won't pry people away from their solitude or beast masks.
>>521423538you poor babbies will eventually learn there is a whole world of people out there that don't care about pvp sweat gear, they all fashion ring.
>>521423729>babbies99% of people who say fashion ring are on a full set - helmet type b
>>521422602If you actually think about it a lot of the best weapons you get are at the beginning of the game and most late game stuff tend to be mediocre or just not worth the investment. Most people don't realize it because the early weapons are not incredibly flashy.
>>521423905Nah you just have weird mental hangups.
>>521422340>>521422408Apparently the Switch2 edition lists a second DLC or something
>not bringing up the limited remembrance duping mausoleumsYou'd think someone claiming to want to try a bunch of weapons would have encountered it and have it make it into his inane book of grievances huh?
>>521424237you can get everything by NG+2
>>521403176>mfw post got filtered from my noxtroon filters
>>521423729You ninny, the first post said >unbalanced additionsHow are they going to be unbalanced?
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>>521423286>I tend to have a wide selection of weapons when playing this game>I tend to>babbling about repeat playthroughs againYou are deliberately missing the point now.
>>521423927Yeah that's the fucking problem. Viable is one thing, mogging later weapons is ridiculous. At best they're too much investment for little return, most of the time they're straight up inferior.
>>521425912Starting weapon isn't mogging any dlc weapon
Weapon upgrading just shouldn't exist, that would fix so many issues with the game.Finding weapons around the world would feel so much more rewarding or fun if you could immediate try them out, assuming your build allows it.The hyper restrictive upgrade system that doesn't even allow you to use a handful of weapons for most of a playthrough is shit and really doesn't add any value at all, but whatever esoteric benefits you might ascribe to the upgrade system certainly don't outway the downsides.
>>521426229Which weapon can't you use?
>>521424948Don't think they will be. More swag options are always good.
>>521426229They don't have to reinvent the wheel, just give us more fucking upgrade mats to experiment with since the game drops hundreds of fucking weapons that are all supposed to be endgame viable.
>>521403736being funneled into le anime weapons would be lame as fuckcharacter expression and role play isn't real if 90% of gear is objectively dogshit
>>521426335Literally any weapon? Smithing stones are extremely sparse throughout most of a playthrough, but especially a blind one.>>521426557Why not though? It would improve the game with no downsides at all, stats already serve as enough of a progression system.
>>521426623>roleplay is real when my wooden club is stronger than excalibur
>>521404435
>>521426714Are you sure?
>>521427158Are you sure?
>>521426714Upgrade levels are the main form of damage progression and stones are a primary incentive to explore. The problem is not enough of them for even a fraction of the shit you find.
>WEaPon uPgrAdinG just ShoULdn't ExiSt
>>521426919except most things are equally as viable aside from some outlierswho cares if some basic weapons outshine some flashy bullshit by .1% or vice versa
>>521406970You get more than enough to try out various weapons
>>521427301It encourages you to find a weapon you like and main it throughout the game.There should be no need to constantly switch between weapons.You can always make a new guy if you want to try out a different build, or just respec with the larval tear.The weapons are so reliant on your stats that you really should just pick one.
>>521427559"Try out" at half the power of your main/highest upgrade, so you don't get an accurate sense of it. Or you have a few equally maxed weapons and now all the shit you find is pointless, even stuff for your build. How many fucking times do I have to ram this in your thick nigger skull?
>>521427212Are you sure?
>>521426714>but especially a blind one.I'm on a new character and I'm able to buy unlimited smithing stones as I progress.
I did everything before Mountaintops with a +3 longsword, you don't really need much
>>521427883decision-making issue desuI knew within 45 minutes the estoc was the best weapon in the game.
>>521427641>It encourages you to find a weapon you like and main it throughout the game.EXACTLY, RETARD. THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM WHEN THE GAME "REWARDS" YOU WITH HUNDREDS OF WEAPONS YOU CANT FUCKING USE. NIGGER.
>>521427883Practice it in the area with weaker enemies.
>>521427883damn daddy i like it when you get rough *purrs*
>start new character>decide to co-op every area to give people some activity>at morne castle>every phantom available at the pool is a twink>summon the two least offensive looking>invaded>it's a madness twink >spams hefty madness pots, misses every one by a mile>constantly throwing call of tibia which actually fucking hurts at this level>also using endure with unendurable frenzy I don't feel like continuing, no wonder the game died so quickly.
>>521427957Are you sure?
>>521428151It's like this the entire time until you hit about sl 50
>>521428048You can pick whatever you like.Nobody is forcing you to pick up timmys rape dagger of dispair. Put it in the chest if it bothers you.pick a weapon and git gud
>>521428602that retard wants every new weapon he finds to be better than the one he found before and has equipped.he wants to constantly abandon the tools that helped him get to where he is. in search of ever better equipment to make him feel like he's progressing. instead of becoming stronger together with his friends who helped him at his lowest.
>>521428602>more retarded niggerbabble missing the pointTypical fromdrone
>>521428417My RL 80 co-op character sees nothing but people decked out entirely in DLC shit pushing hosts' shit in with hefty pots etc
>>521428901Try at 15 to 40
>>521429092Did you not read the reply chain? That's even worse.
>>521428868>whoa this weapon looks cool>whoops it doesn't work for my build>whoops it works for my build but>i have barely any upgrade mats>i have no way of knowing if it's worth the upgrade without looking it up>i said fuck it and already used my pittance of upgrade mats on something else>another worthless fucking find I LOVE EXPLOOORING YABBA DABBA DOOOOO
>>521428151low level was always like this
>>521429239>0 impulse control retard uses all his upgrade materials and then is surprised when he never gets to upgrade anythingwaow
>>521429239Oh and my favorite>whoops i committed to the upgrade but my fucking newfag sword with square up is vastly superior
Does anyone have the japanese text of the map: Rauh Ruins item?I want to know if the 'giant' mentioned in them refers to the scale of the ruin, which is ofc plausible/likely, or if there's a chance it refers to the fire giants (kyojin typically iirc), and that's right aot fans, the fire giants and their kin in japanese are literally just called titans.
>>521429414>just don't use fuckall upgrade mats ever, making all your finds useless>just use your fuckall upgrade mats on a handful of weapons, making all your finds after that uselessniggerbrained fromdrone
>>521429453actually caring about power level is npc mentalitywell adjusted use what you think is cool
you have access to infinite upgrade materials for every weapon and spirit ash except for the max level items which are barely better than the +9/24 variants of either
>>521429797but I don't have them NOWI want it NOW NOW NOW
>>521429478
>>521429664>it doesn't matter that 99.999% of item rewards are either crafting garbage, or you can't use, or you can't/aren't worth the upgrade, or are straight up inferior to your starter gear>it's not like Souls is an action RPG, it's just a scrimblo bimblo collectathon
>>521430061bro you are straight babbling now
>>521430110Okay>banjo kazooie collectathonBetter, redditnigger?
>>521430201>can't articulate his point without babbling barely relevant meme phrasesok
>>521429929I can't read kanji and no program exists to read a screenshot that I would trust. I need raw text to translate
>>521430349>concise descriptions are le bad, i demand an essay worthy of reddit gold
>actually got an /erg/ summonthanks lad
>>521431926do you guys do pvp or co op?
>>521432064co-op, didn't have any invaders this time
>>521432064NTA, but I only do co-op. I just like helping people.
>>521431926>Maximus Jawlinekek
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (UPDATED)>S tiervarreslut>A tiergemmyneko>B tierlero sisterzulliesycjs>C tiernora kisaragigemmy clonemiquella goonette>D tiermadisonsignalisposter
>>521431926hey that was me on the right as mildred cosplay
>>521430413stop being lazy地図断片: ラウフの古遺跡ラウフの古遺跡の地図断片水と緑に侵食された巨大な古遺跡地割れにより、大きく二つに分断され南西には、影の塔を望む蕾の教会がある
>>521434114For me it's Isa
>>521434114good list
>>521434143based maneater, i'm glad you didn't eat me.
>>521431926that's rare
>Only the kindness of gold, without order
>>521431926I still remember with anxiety the time someone from here was a co-summon with me and posted about it afterwardsThey didn't actually say anything bad, just that they recognised me, but I still nearly panickedCaptcha: 0HGAD
>>521435518Might've been me, i've recognized a bunch of erg during my coop adventures
>>521435674same
>>521428151This is why I embrace the path of the grace goblin.
FC?
who won
>>521437140me, for ignoring that garbage
>>521437569read it and give me your thoughts please I'd really appreciate it
>>521437140Well we're posting in /erg/ and not /eroge/ so take a wild guess.The answer is >>521437569. I can't imagine giving this much of a fuck about this dumb shit.
>>521413738damn, should i just wait for the next game then? im not really into games that are only single player. for me games need other players to keep it interesting
>>521430061>>521430110>>521430201>>521430349>>521430439Good argument guys.
>>521440053you should have no problems finding people as a host
>>521440053I mean, like I said, you can still play with seamless or if you’re on console you’ll usually have better luck. The next game is going to be quite a ways off so that’ll be a good wait
>>521440053it's far from dead. the retards peddling that have spend 5 minutes looking for activity then given up. i've been getting summons as a host all morning without any trouble, on vanilla.
>>521440587How long does it take?
>>521441615It's immediate as a host, probably 5-10 minutes as a yellow. Admittedly it's the beginning of the weekend, it will drop off on weekdays.
Lol Wing Stance is actually not bad in pvp, it catches people off guard and goes over some attacks
>>521441737doesn’t sound very far from dead to me
Is this discord the only way to find people for coop on seamless?
>>521442228I dont see what's wrong with this screenshot
>>521442228Isn't this just /dsg/?
>>521442228normally you would ask a friend, because that's what the mod is intended for>>521442314shut the fuck up madison
>>521442228i cant fucking stomach anybody who uses anime pictures for any reason ever. anime is literally always filled with rape shit or pedo shit. i saw a fucking clip the other day where it was an underage child who secretly put her pussy juice into someones cookie, so she could watch him eat it while she masturbated. if any part of you thinks shit like that is okay you are so far gone you need to be shot and im not kidding
>>521442859Ok, but Shimoneta is based
>>521442859I like anime because it makes people like you mad
>>521442859Its okay you need to be Aryan to get it.
>>521442407I'm not madison >>52144285995% of anime isn't like that
>>521442859
who wants to goon to the varreslut splitscreen edit with me
>>521442859Uh oh thirdie meltie>>521443014Based
>>521442859anime website
>>521442228I wish that trooned-out eunuch Brit would add impromptu co-op to his mod already. I know it's kinda outside the purview of the mod, but so were invasions at one point.
Did leyndell practice slavery?
>>521445509Even just something simple like if two hosts have the same password you have a 50 50 chance of getting either one. So people could have shared passwords for random coop or just the default of no password being the biggest pool.
>>521445708I've managed to accidentally join other people's game with the password niggers. Ran into some dudes fighting Melania and easily trounced her with them since she was bugged out on my screen and wasn't moving while still being able to be damaged.
>>521445659yesthey enslaved the lesser giants, the trolls, and the outer alliance lands enslaved the misbegotten
>>521445962I wonder. What DOES happen if more than one host is using the same password?
>>521446305I think there is a countdown timer that shuts off joining when using the jar to connect your worlds you will only connect with ones who are active and open at that time
I only ever tried to play online once recently with a friend. 3 times he summoned me and every time we got invaded 2 minutes after that. Then we kept having connection issues.
Am I dripping or drowning?
>>521446880you look like you're bundled up for the chilly weather
>>521446880dry as your mother
>>521446880>type abased masculine player
>>521434185
>>521446880Why does he find witches?
>>521447338To rape
>>521434185>Map Fragment: Ancient Ruins of Lauf>Map fragment of the ancient ruins of Lauf>A huge ancient ruin eroded by water and greenery.> It is divided into two by a fissure in the ground>To the southwest is the Church of Buds, which overlooks the Shadow TowerDamnit, oh well. Thank you for the data
>>521447338He cleanses their sins, for witchcraft he condemns them.
It's been so long since I co-opped at Stormveil. I don't know why, but practically every phantom insists on charging ahead. Also,>tfw no more erg summons today
>>521446880Looks like a bootleg Inquisitor
>>521447789its 230 am for me and I had my signs down earlier and never got resummonedI've got almost all the summon pools open, or maybe you outleveled me
>>521447908oh yeah, i'm at 35 +7 now
>>521447825That's the idea, a sadistic inquisitor sort of dude who uses cruel weapons like flails and whips with some incantations thrown in.
>make such a dogshit mini boss people would rather cheese him than even interact with him
>>521446880why are you not playing type b
>>521451770>enemy obviously inspired by the Nazgul>never get an oversized flail weapon like what the Witch-king of Angmar uses
>>521453795Because it's way more difficult to make type-b characters look good.
>>521453885>>enemy obviously inspired by the NazgulI thought it was muslim
>>521454014just use someone else's sliders and tweak it to your liking, there are presets on nexus and reddit
>>521401478Move to seamless co op. Not even kidding. The difference in balance and netcode is night and day.
>>521455995The balance is still retarded but God damn the net code is infinitely better than whatever the fuck from has been doing for a decade. It's still atrocious compared to other games but at least it's better.
Goddamn imagine those lips vacuuming the nut from your sack.
>>521456528If Seamless had a ping filter it'd be fine, but who knows if that would be even possible to implement.
>>521455995Seamless is dead as fuck lmao
>>521401642Now? The online has been unstable since 2009. These games have never had sensical online connectivity, it just throws the entire world (except for Japan) into one big matchmaking region. We hope you enjoy your 250+ms online experience with Chang and Pablo, Jonathan. Hopefully you live in Europe or America, otherwise good luck connecting to someone who lives on the same continent.
>>521460458this i invade the same 2 groups over and over again
>>521460458>>521460987What level range are you dildos invading at? Very rarely do I get the same people.
>>521460101You can turn on a setting to show your enemies' ping at least. >>521461098I invade at 200 and usually get people between 170-230. It's strange how it picks people though. I'll get group A then a new group then group A again then a new group then A etc.
>>52146109890 and 125
>>521447789>host simply greets redcel before beginning the fight>redcel ignores and immediately becomes violentWhy are they like this?
>>521461724Wherever I am, I must also rape.
>>521451770just fight them on foot and they are super easy
rock
stone of gurranq would be the most fun shit if the free-aim deadzones didnt exist
>>521447789>bleed grease on an flameberge>normal parry on a small shieldwhere are these based hosts when i invade>naked guy with a clubwhere are these based invaders when i get invaded
>>521446880excellent fashion, type Bs would never understand such simple elegance
>>521429383Not, really no. The old cancer was much more tame than the new cancer, with the exception of the glitches. I'd gladly take idiots spamming thunderstorm, dragon halberd's spinning slash, or dual naginata over everyone and their dog using rot grease pata and spamming DLC consumables that deal 80% of your HP at low levels.Case in point, for the first few months after the game released no one realized how strong pots were. I think I might have been one of the first people to realize because I was playing through the game with a pot-only joke build the week before the patch that added the companion jar talisman. I'm not bragging or anything especially because the build was brain dead, I'm just saying it took months for me to begin seeing other people using pots. Now the first thing every invader does is throw rock pots at you.
>>521465692>>521429383All they have to do is give actual recovery frames to crouch attacks and some running r1s like patas. Tuning (like consumables insane base damage and retarded talismans like 2 handed talisman and alexander shard but that's just design problems on top of tuning on t op of Fromsoft lacking creativity to do anything interesting) SHOULD be the easiest problem to fix but god damn this company is the most dogshit when it comes to tuning
>>521446880>wielding a flail with no armorSounds like a great way to hurt yourself.
>>521395079Mike is gay and doesn't care about his sister.COPE
Fromsoft not allowing you to switch between the eye augments is such an L move.>red stoner eyes override the dragon eyes >Frenzied flame eyes override them allSo retarded, the red eyes are objectively the worst
Man fucking brainless co-invaders am I right?
>controller vibration on 1>BRTRTTTTTTT like a mfer even when hit by the slightest of things
>>521468438isnt that the npc invader tho
>>521468906
This thing is growing on meEspecially the ash of war
>>521428151They should've followed the ways of Bloodborne and not allow invasions below level 50.
I can't really believe it but I'm gonna try to replay it.>golden vow of whatever(I know where it is)>lion's clawguard counter, weapon art or powerstance for STR?Any recommended resource/tutorial for speedrunning acquiring "utility" shit like grindstones or prerequisites for bosses/elevators?
>powerstancedsgtroon
>>521473432Doesn't matter. You want to do a generic build so pick generic options.
>>521473432guard counters + weapon artsjust hop on torrent, grab the morning starkill greyoll, go to raya lucaria crystal tunnel and sealed tunnelcollect golden seeds and tears, thats it
I wanna spank Miquella.
>>521471907It's like devs purposely made an optimized meta sweat lord weapon.
>>521474378why don't the sweats ever know how to press dodge?
>>521473029If they did then they had better give some proper incentive to go into NG+ so those early game areas are actually invadable.
>>521474378I literally never see anyone use it what are you on about
>>521474749He got beaten by it once and it scarred him, like you say no one uses it.
>>521473029That's a thing?
>>521474749>>521474901you're weird
Do you think Millicent would notice if I gave myself a quickie with this prosthesis before I gave her it? It would be kinda hot knowing she's wearing something formerly coated in my seed.
>>521475263You are going to kill her in the end so it doesn't matter.
>>521474749>>521474901I have also never seen someone use it besides me. I just mean it feels like that's what the devs were going for. It's got the double moveset with a built in true combo, takes advantage of the spear and two handed talismans, hyper armor, is a legendary weapon but is still infusible. Crazy good damage and status on an all poke moveset. It's not like what the community uses for sweating but it feels like what the devs would have intended for it.
>>521394815what do i use to make builds rlly fast? i used to use pvphelper, but i think it would corrupt my seamless saves. every now amd then all of my characters would reset to default vagabond at the start of the game
>>521475404I use glorious merchant.
>>521475401>I just mean it feels like that's what the devs were going for.They failed is what other anons are saying. In reality it is as easily dodgeable as the crucible wings ash so everyone dropped it because it doesn't actually kill anyone in real metas.If you want to 1 shot in stormveil it works sometimes. Outside of that you are going to whiff and then get hit on the backswing.Definitey a cool weapon though.
>>521475551You can change the ash. It's the only legendary weapon that can.
>>521475263If you cleaned after she wouldn't notice.
>>521474740Agreed. Exclusive NG+ weapons like a Godrick's Axe with a different Ash of War would be neat.>>521474975Yeah. In Bloodborne, you can only be invaded if you go above level 40 or if you try to invade someone.
>>521475709You can change ashes on tons of weapons. Gaius gear isn't a legendary armament.
>>521475404CE>>521475709You're talking to a chat bot
>CE
>>521475404Cheat Engine. I get burnt out spending 4 hours getting a build going in DS1. It can take like 4-30 hours based on what you need in Elden Ring, it's too much.
>>521475760I think I have invaded someone when I was level 38 but I might be misremembering.
Anyone working on any fun themed or roleplay builds? How was the run so far?
>>521478465im doing a playthrough rn as lady maria
>>521478990You liking it? >feather cap>leather gloves>patches chest>ymir pantaloonsSomething like that?
>>521479354no nothing like that yet im treating this like any other playthrough where i explore every area on my own, im just wearing the bandit set rn until i find other armor that suits her look im using keen twinblades with bloody slash, it's been fun and relaxing so far
>>521478990many such cases
>>521480046funny webmyou wanna share what your lady maria's face looks like? i'd like to compare it to mine
>>521480046>going down with the ship
>>521480275i probably just copy pasted it from youtube
>>521480046good webm, made me laugh
>>521478465Redid my 2 launch builds from before the dlc existed. DLC added a ton of tools for both and they felt like entirely new builds>int samurai - still really strong. Moonveil is still really fun to use, scriptsmith daggers are perfect throwing daggers>beastman - fun bonks, quality build feels wrong the entire time but the results spoke for themselves
>>521478465Dunno about either of those, but I do and am planning on doing on the Switch 2 version:>Int/Faith spellcaster Astrologer - Mainly a necromancer that uses death and dark-looking sorceries + lightning incantations, but has other spells in his arsenal since he's working towards knowing everything there is to know about magic and thus has access to other spells for the occasional moment where he needs to use something else. Used to be a Hierodas Conspectus member traveling around to pick up magic and hexes from local folklore traditions and past cultures and ends up venerating Godwyn which is why he picks up the Ancient Dragon Cult incantations and further ends up partaking in Dragon Communion for nothing else but to pick up and study more magic.>Arcane hybrid Bandit - A common rogue and dirty fighter, and also seeker of truth and the unknown. Studies a variety of disciplines including the art of creating throwable items and pots, perfumer craft, glintstone sorcery (specifically the cold sorceries), and dragon communion. In battle, she mostly stabs and slashes with ailment-inducing weapons and casts cold sorceries for distance attacks.>Dex/Str warrior Vagabond - A former Leyndell Knight. Part of the Ancient Dragon Cult following, but lacks the ability to use their magic directly. As such, his lightning abilities come from weapons and hard millitary training to become the epitomé of bodily strength.>Int/Dex hybrid Prisoner - A banished would-be Carian Knight who served as a mercenary in the Land of Reeds and picked up some of their fighting styles. Wields sword and sorceries in equal measure.
>>521478465Failed fire monk turned into failed broly cosplay. This build is terrible at 175. Might make a cool build for 60 stormveil invasions for fun. At 175 the cosplay mandates make you beyond a glass cannon.
>>521482210kino roleplaying
>>521446880Dripping, looks like a medieval bounty hunter / inquisitor. I like it.
>>521482798Woah.>RL60 for StormveilThat's a little high. I get invasions there at RL30+6.
>>521486612>+6.what
>>521486705That's your weapon upgrade level. So saying >RL30+6/3That would mean>rune level 30>smithing stone upgrade 6>somber stone upgrade 3The matchmaking bracket system in this game is an unintuitive piece of shit.
>>521486612Thats a pretty standard leveling for normal fun stormveil with randoms. My broly build is ass brother. I forced the cosplay and moveset to be so broly that the fucker has 0 defenses or poise. It would be fine at a really low level but it uses messmer's orb so people would still cry.In the tryhard faggot level ranges that sweats do stormveil at the build would absolutely fold to anyone.
>>521479953doesn't look like her at all.
>>521476158Obsessed.
I tried to make a character inspired by "the kid" archetype in westerns, what do you think?
>>521475401sword lance is a meta pick, but it's situational, rather than top of the line. it has incredibly good status buildup, so you can throw a mist ash on and use it against laggards. finally, of course, the r2-r1 combo is still brainless and nukes shitters.
>>521489124You didn't even try to use any of the vaguely western clothing options. You just made a bottom twink with a crossbow.
>>521489124[THE JUDGE WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION]
>>521489271Say sike
>>521489271None of those are 'wild west' or 'samurai' retard they are just ugly mismatched fashion.
>>521489271Of course I didn't try to make a western character it's a fucking fantasy game. I picked the kind of clothes I think this archetype of character would wear, ie damaged piece of armor probably looted from corpse, not pretty dresses and ceremonial wear like your guys.
>>521489271I like the sombrero guys and the church priests>all that dust on the cloth
>>521489703>Of course I didn't try to make a western character it's a fucking fantasy game.>I tried to make a character inspired by "the kid" archetype in westerns, what do you think?You did nail the emilio estevez look overall, just twinkified.
>>521490101how can I "untwink " it
>>521489670>None of those are 'wild west'Top right has spurs on his boots. They all look like wild west americana stuff. You got people in ponchos and sombreros, old 49ers, clergy, and even a chinese extra.
>>521483747Glad to hear you liked them.
>>521490101What a handsome man :)
>>521490356I wouldn't, it looks fine. It is just weak as cosplay since there are better options. For all I know you are wearing the Lionel legs that have spurs on the boots and it brings the look together.
>>521468154Nope he dicks women exclusively
>either its a magic spamming fuck or a dual colossal weaponfag
>>521491236>its a pvp anon cries about pvp again episode
>>521491303>it's a blogfag anon cries about people talking about the game again episode
>>521491236I swear there was a lot more variety to the builds you'd encounter in Dark Souls 3. Everyone gravitates towards the same fucking shit in this game, to the point where I've seen literally identical loadouts right down to the armour they were wearing in Seamless.
>>521491441I don't think anyone is crying about his complaining, they are making fun of him.
>>521401478Yup. Spot on.>>521468401Just another L move to add to the pile.
>>521472469cute :3lotd of good memories with those things
>>521491236I wish I would invade more magic spamming fucks desu
>>521492250I always feel naked whenever I invade without Carian retailiation.
>>521492472Why are you replying to yourself?
>>521475263Yes she would notice she’s very familiar with the scent of semen after all I’ve done with her
>>521492472Based>>521492515meds
>>521478990good taste>>521480046>>521480386even better
>>521492750>same resolution on webm>post time is in line with cooldown with image attachedSo why were you talking to yourself?
>>521490647>the Lionel legsOhhh good Idea thank you. They look a little too fat for the rest but it's worth it
>>521492901Wear em and mess around with different chest pieces. Some slim the legs down a bunch so you don't look like you are wearing jncos.
>>521492851Has it ever occured to you that theres more than 1 person in the world using the same resolution for their webms or are you actually insane?
>>521492851Meds
>>521492851>why are multiple people using this nice resolution for short clips it must be the same guy
>>521492851>>521493015>>521493174Schizo BTFO will he EVER take his meds though?
>>521492851You triggered him, this isn't new. He used to bants that guy by saying>strange resolution for a webm innit?And the same gaslighting would ensue.
>>521493303Idk what schizo you dealt with in the past but he's living rent-free in your head and I am not sorry for you
>>521467674My onahole can’t be this cute!
>>521493303the tell was >>521491456. If you know who he is talking about it was blatant.
Oh for fucks sake the Dragonirian-obsessed schizo has been set off now like someone said his Manchurian Candidate phrase, that's probably a good sign for me to go to bed.
>>521492851>same resolution on webmhow new are you
>>521494291Poor guy has a case of pavlovian dog syndrome
>>521489395>THE JUDGEMaybe I should go dung eater ending, seems fitting given the books ending
>>521494291good night anon
>>521494361Old as fuck bro, Its a standard topic with the brony. He got doxed over the webm stuff because he always encoded webms the same way.It isn't worth discussing. Its always the same guy getting shit on, the results are always the same. He's only upset because someone on this board knows about him.
>>521495243You are genuinely out of your fucking mind.
>>521495243>its not worth discussing>brings up the topic with no one asking and goes on a schizoposting spree>ITS NOT WORTH DISCUSSING
>>521495243The same pattern has happened for weeks. The last week has been like every single day.
newfag nigga larping, many such cases
>>521495243Actual schizo, I usually say it for shits and giggles but you might just be legit one
ay check this out
>>521495243>the results are always the same.yep. They really really want to label you schizo over noticing. Someone will mention the proverb.
>>521496026i miss chainsaw like you wouldn't believehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCjQogyWGbA
>>521496258rest in power
>>521496510>tries something>it fails>runs away the entire time>WOOW WOOOW I'M SO GOOD OH HOOOOOH
>>521497029The invader life is running from hosts
>>521495590Woah bro you see patterns too? For me I see the number 24 everywhere I go until I'm able to catch a small animal (usually a rat in my apartment or a bird) and dissect it, then the numbers leave me alone for a while. Lately the smaller animals haven't been working so I've had to upsize and set up traps in the alleyway for stray cats and raccoons, and if I go too long without doing it I get an overwhelming feeling of dread that something really really bad is going to happen. Are you the same?
>>521497526Everyone sees patterns. Some just get really upset when they learn others can do it.
So what happens if i'm balls deep inside Marika and she decides to change into Radagon
>>521497659then you're gonna be balls deep in radagon of the golden order
>>521497659Involuntary gay
>>521497659Your penor gets telefragged by his penor
>>521497659According to some item descriptions this is exactly what happened to Godrick
>>521497659>Marika and she decidesShe doesn't get to choose.
>>521498408This is what you only do anal with Marika.
>D. HATES those who live in death>D. is Gurranq's errand boy>look inside crumbling farum azula>see those who live in death but furryis D. okay?
Is there a "refight bosses whenever" mod that actually works? I tried one but it didn't work at all, I also tried the grand merchant mod and it sort of worked but the text was all fucky.
>>521497659You get turned into a female at the same time and the roles are reversed.
>>521497029were you born this way or it just comes with posting on 4chan a lot
>>521497659urethral_insertion male/male urethral_penetration radagon_of_the_golden_order tarnished
>>521496510idgi
>>521499104He's dead
>>521497029it succeeded, though.>>521500375chinese coopers
why dont greatbows feel like greatbows in this game
>>521501502players and npcs too mobile, bows stayed the same
>seamless doesn't even have random coop>invasions can be turned off by default >hosts can literally sever the invader away >can still get 10x more invasion activity with successful invasions than in vanilla with no waiting timesHoly shit, it's 100% From's fault that the multiplayer is garbage.
>>521502382he's still going lol
>>521460458What level are you? I invaded at 30 and 200 past midnight last night and still got really great matchmaking. I think I ran into the same group, like once.
>>521499104D openly tells you to not bother with Death as it is a fool's errand. He also knows Rogier is a spy for fia only pretending to be his friend. The guy is actually pretty self aware of what is going on for a from npc.
>>521495243>>521495327>>521495426>>521495590>>521495897>>521496053Who am I supposed to believe here?
these FUCKING dogshit servers man, cant properly coop for shit what pajeet company is running their SHIT
>>521503449Doesn't matter bronybro.
>>521497659What? Since when can she do that?
>grafted dragon on my offhand>storm blade and other wind shit gets some extra fire damagewhat else bros
>>521503649Since the end of the liurnian wars. Marika has split personality and radagon comes out when her willpower is weakest.
What ashes of war would you put on hammers in PvE? Feels like there's not much that fits them since they have shit for range and don't get any of the bladed ashes.
>>521503907Sacred strike is a mainstay for hammers. With high AR you get a lot of life back and can trade or dps race bosses brainlessly.
>>521503907I like wild strikes
>>521503907EndureWild StrikesSacred StrikeCragblade
i miss covenants bros... entry music depending on the finger you use is not enough
>>521503907Chilling and Poison MistPrayerful StrikeLightning SlashFlaming StrikeWild StrikesRKR
>>521503907Lightning bolt specifically on hewg's hammer.
>>521502382Yeah pretty much. The stability and hit detection is also pretty spot on. I think I have had one major instance of de-sync with another player who literally froze in place and then instagibbed me because he was hitting me on his screen. I think he just Dcd from the internet for a sec but still. Its not that bad compared to DS/ER vanilla.DS2 actually has a really good mp mod called "Blue Sentinel", which makes eye orbs unbreakable and allows you to invade anywhere AND it shows the ping between you two AND if they are cheating. Its so good.From has no idea how to make multiplayer in their games work and has never had any intention of fixing the issues.
>hostcuck bows>heals the moment he gets chipped oncekek
>>521503907Lion's Claw.It surprisingly deals more poise damage than Colossal Swords, and the flip gives the attack a lot more range than regular hammer swings.And the knockdown gives you enough time to land a charged R2, which will be enough to poisebreak most enemies.
>>521505021shouldn't have left me space, redcel
>>521505021>b-b-but muh le heckin h-honorGo back, REDditor.
the 'cord won't like this...
yemmycord
>>521505476
it is so easy to set them off
>>521507146You should have been here a few hours ago when anon made fun of the brony again.
>>521507138What is Makima doing with that dog?
>>521507238Nothing also it's not Makima. She doesn't wear office worker clothes>>521507138
>5th time invading the same guySeamless more dead than the tranny soon to be who modded this shit
>>521507398kek she's still going
>>521507394>also it's not Makima. She doesn't wear office worker clothesOf course she doesn't, it's clearly Makima isekai'ed into the world of Elden RIng.
kek xhe's still going
>>521507532Makima isn't into old men though.
>>521505476>>521507138>>521507394YOU JUST KNOW
>>521507461>>521507745this is her life now.
>>521507926You don't have to say that.
>>521507461>>521507745both of you take your meds
>>521507825>pleasing old men in exchange of favorsThat's definitely Makima.
>>521505476>draws makima>nooo it's not makima
>>521507461>>521507745already got her triggered again.
Thiollier hah
>>521508671put the mask back on nigga
>>521508671he looks like he fucks misbegotten men
>>521507138Humansissies?!
>>521509209>artist is now shipping her oc/Makima with Ornsteinhuh
>80+ poise>rats can still stunlock youWhat is it with the dogshit fucking poise in this game in particular?
>>521509924You probably don't understand the system the way you think you do. It happens.
>>521503449Don’t pay attention to any of those posts>>521503450You know which
Malenia from California
>>521505476>>521507138>>521507394This is just weird and disturbing don’t post it again>>521508227That never happened
>>521510802What's weird about it?
>>521509209I like it when girls get wet enough for a character to draw their self insert getting fucked.
>>521510993It's neat I suppose
>>521510993I like it when girls get wet
>>521509557That's Ornstein?
Holy fucking shit fuck these things. Even with a summon what a pain in the ass. Whose idea was it to add double boss fights in this game.
>>521512267Nah that's the Elder Honslow brother that you kill at the mountaintops
>>521512576Shit like thishttps://x.com/i/status/1906045301070389526
>>521508505Cute but I don’t need any aspirin right now :)
I wish i was a redwoman so i could wear cute redclothes and get redimpregnated.
>>521513036redkill yourself
>>521513036I feel so bad for this lolcow, she's still going.
>>521512828>ornstein's helm has a more pronounced snout, like a dog'sCan't make this shit up.
>>521513036Whats wrong with you
>>521513362I'm stuck being a redmoid (yuck)
BOY I JUST LOVE PLATFORMING BOY OH BOY IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT ITS ALMOST LIKE THEY DID THIS TO HINT AT THEM SELLING OUT TO NINTENDO BING BING YOU DIED!
>>521513662Same. Some of the platforming in the game is really awesome.
>>521445501NTA but non of you will EVER have sex with a little anime toddler. if only you could take the death grips off your little puds long enough to realize that you are gooning to cartoons of little girls and that you are an irreparable defect of humanity, you could do something good for the world and warn against pedophilia. You should all be publicly castrated by the state, you will NEVER kiss asukas toes.>>521446880I like it>>521486612Package too small. How do I respect that?
>521514585Some of the most blatant projection i've seen in fourth channel. Seek help
Elden Ring is Anime coded
>NTA but non of you will EVER have sex with a little anime toddler. if only you could take the death grips off your little puds long enough to realize that you are gooning to cartoons of little girls and that you are an irreparable defect of humanity, you could do something good for the world and warn against pedophilia. You should all be publicly castrated by the state, you will NEVER kiss asukas toes.
>>521515176You just figured this out? One of the bosses is a japanese wrassler.
>>521515516Some people just need a reminder that's all.
>>521513036>>521513134>>521513219>>521513362>>521513471what do you get out of this
>>521517606We get to watch a russian guy have an embarrassing melty.
521514585>replies over a dozen hours later just to show off his stream of tears
>never tried moonveil despite seeing everyone and their mom running it>guess I'll try it finally>press two buttons and delete most things near instantly most of the time without any effortPeople find this.. fun?
>>521519017Yeah its one of the most fun weapons in the game. Always has been.
>>521519017shooting lasers is cool
>sorcerer casts spell>deflect with erdtree shield>they keep casting
>>521519017Most people are terrible at the game and find just winning by any means fun. They're basically the same as those kids that hit a button, receive flashing lights and start clapping. Honestly it's fantastic game design, allowing people to customize the challenge of Elden Ring by using summons or OP weapons if they want, or not if they want a non-game journalist experience
>>521519017People saying its fun triggered him lol
>>521519017Yeah, being a ninja wizard is fun as fuck
Choose your fighter
>>521516096My cute cocksleeves :3 (miq and ranni)
>>521521486Demonic image.
>>521510802>That never happenedShe did it so she could get that one contract with Japanese government.
@EVERYONE@HERE>>521522310THE GEMMY HAS RETURNED I REPEAT GEMMY IS BACK!! DSGERG IS SAVED
Miquella is pure shit but the visual of him looking at you thru his eyelids as his eyes glow under the skin was cool.
>>521521486I fought a healspammer like in the pic yesterday, ended up just sitting down and we timed out
>>521523478Some guy on psn was hacking months ago and all he would do is a sit down emote that made explosions around him until he levitated.If you cheered him on he'd sit there vibrating menacingly for a while before waving then severing out.
>>521523478What is the tactic even, just dash around, poke you and self heal? Doesn't sound very effective
>>521523704He wasn't even trying to poke me, he just equipped all the healing items, used a regen spell and did nothing but run
>>521521486I'm going with top left.Thrusting shields are a kino concept, and actually strong which is rare for meme weapon types, and they can be effective even without poiseblob armor.Also shitters using them are basically free guardbreaks, so they're nowhere as braindead as other meta setups.
>>521523786Wtf kek
Is faith worth leveling as a side stat to cast damaging incantations while running a dex build or should I just stick to arcane?
>>521524802whichever works best for ya.
>>521524802Up to 25 faith is great on almost any PVE build because it allows you to use golden vow, the elemental barriers and some other buffs and utility spells.
>>521524802No.Faith as a side stat is just for buffs.The only exception is if your main stat is Arcane because of the Dragon Communion Seal.
>>521525218Getting enough for the rot cure is plenty enough I think
>>521512576Ornstein CULO
>>521524802As a side stat you go 12 for cleanse and bloodflame, 15 for fgms and rot breath, 25 for golden vow, and might as well 26 for pest spears. Beyond that you might as well go full faith.
>>52152715127 is good for the holy resist spell that makes fights like Elden Beast and DLC Radahn 10 times easier.
I wanna do a low level invader for limgrave, what level should he be?I was thinking ~20 +1 somber, maybe?
>>521528103daring today aren't we
>>521521486When did Kinoplex Robert start playing Elden Ring?Regen Maxin for me thanks
>>521528217What is even the criticism here lol
Are there overhaul mods that aren't cringe?
>>521529360All mods are cringe and trans-coded
>awful fight>cool looking design>unironic cool armor set>amazing sorcery drop>fantastic weapon drop>short but good loreSuch mixed feelings
>>521529037Anon is asking a question he knows the answer to so other anon is playfully ribbing him for making up an useless bit of dialog to talk to us.
>>521521486Off hand rak. I'm guilty of it and I won't stop. That being said fuck that poison gkat fag.
>>521529360The cringe is not in our stars, Dear Brutus, but ourselvesEmbrace the fact that any Overhaul is going to be cringe because they're all made by people that spent too much time playing these gamesAlso reforged is good but it's not a super fresh experience, it adds things but feels more similar to vanilla than stuff like convergence
>>521529545He's a top 3 boss design for sure, it really is a shame how he's also probably also the worst fight in the entire game.
>>521521486all me btw
>>521531413N
>>521531862I
>>521531938G
>>521532187OKADO AVOCADO
>>521528453Shut up>>521529486Finally some common sense in this place
>invaded by a level 11 at level 31Nice balancing
>>521511426I like it when girls look at me and laugh
>>521539548in a good way, right?
i hate miyazaki so fucking much
>>521541791>think about making a blood incantation dude>remember that the coolest blood incantation is right at the end of the DLC>no longer want to make a blood incantation dude
>>521542748sir, may I introduce you to glorious merchant?
>>521542748Blood Incantations are complete ass anyways.Imagine wasting time casting Bloodboon when you could be mashing L2 with Bloody Helice, Reduvia and Mohg's Spear and making things explode into puddles of blood in seconds.
>>521543307Bloodboon isn't used by arcane blood enthusiasts, its used by low arcane faith users wanting free access to the best bleeds for nothing.
>>521546117>read "bloodboon" as "bloodtroon"this place has absolutely rotted my brain jesus christ
>>521546231audibly chuckled
>>521546117That would be great if the skill wasn't pure ass regardless of build.Bloodflame Blade is the only incantation that actually fills that niche.
>>521547128I'mma be real dawg, I thought bloodboon was bloodflame blade.
I want to see /erg/'s cats again
Heyo, spellsword-fag from earlier, I feel more retarded than usual. I've just been using Glintstone Pebble and Rock Sling for a while now as my ranged hitters, am I missing any major upgrades/sidegrades to them?
What's the most optimal STR weapon to put Carian Sovereignty on and what's the best infusion for it? I have it on a Gargoyle's Greatsword with a cold infusion. My character has 80 STR, and 60 INT, and i want it for PVE
>>521550608probably Cold Iron Longsword
/erg/fren spotted!about to do the Academy, anyone want to co-op that? I'm RL40+7
>>521550608any greatsword does the job but it should either be knight's greatsword (range) or iron greatsword (AR)magic does more damage and you should be using ranni's dark moon anyway>>521551928i'll send my sign using the password
>>521478465Still doing this inquisitor-type character. Went and got some lightning incantations since they seem appropriate for a sadist who tortures confessions out of people. Took the hat off and altered the Page clothes (that I CE'd in because fuck farming for fashion) because if I'm gonna be this lightly armoured then I had better at least be able to light roll. Any suggestions for what I should use?
>>521552107I'm at the pool near the academy gate, no signs showing
>2nd playthrough>did Ranni first run>plan to do frenzy run and clear up any quests I previously fucked up (Varre's for example)>meet ranni>instantly want to do her ending againMy inner simp is crying out. On a more serious note, anything I need to watch out for when doing the frenzied flame? As in will it lock me out of rannis entire questline (I enjoyed doing it the first time) or do I need to pick the correct order?
>>521552651you can still do her questline, just not the ending (but you can fix that later on too)idk if you need to do hyettas questline or not
>>521550121>besthttps://youtu.be/5r0pc8-cRjI?si=cKW0tGwtW7UzWRyT
>>521551928>/erg/Is it ergor/erg/
>>521552863Sweet.Hyettas quest was one I missed to (because I didn't go for frenzied flame my first run).
>>521468401I feel like i'm the only one that likes the 420 eyes. Probably because it suits my /fa/. Frenzied Flame eyes are the best out of the 3 imo (some Eye of Sauron shit)
>>521546231Nah it’s perfectly understandable
>>521553119It’s/stfu/
>>521553572they don't look bad. The main issue is that they're easily created in the standard character creator. Whereas the Frenzied Flame/Dragon Eyes have unique elements you can't create.
>>521553119the password? erg
Dog down
my signs will be active I might miss rennala though I'm upgrading all my shit to +7/2
>Never really done an int build>Want a more melee focused on>Love the idea of this slicer>Really miss the variety of charge, light and weapon art attacksShould I keep trying or just swap to an int scaling melee weapon?
>>521552460Gotta get some sort of whip for the off hand.And the stone sheathed sword for the extra naughties.
>>521556814>Gotta get some sort of whip for the off handYeah I was doing that for a while, when I get more endurance and can light roll with it I'll throw it back on. Might even go with urumi when I reach it.
>>521556343just mix both of them (glintblade phalanx, carian grandeur/sovereignity) glintstone kris, death's poker, etc
GG Loran. Good aim on that invader too. I can't believe we hit him constantly with regular pots and he missed every single one of his hefties, kek.
Bros! I just got my first deathblight kill since the game itself released! I'm so fucking happy!
>>521557952ggs anon
What are some good summons i could use with 78 FP besides the mimic and greatshield soldiers?
We don't talk about that here.
>>521559481I dont usually use summons but i wanna mix it up a little for this playthrough
>>521559381bigmouth imp and latenna
>>521559381
what's a good build
>>521561051St. Peter's Basilica is pretty neat
>>521561051>good buildmine>bad buildyours
>>521561051There is an intelligence scaling katana for the samurai build that is stronk af.
Anything as long as you get ~60 vigor and good armor
>>521561650what's a good armor
>>521561810Bullgoat set is pretty optimal.
>>521561810As long as you get over 100 poise with thr bullgoat talisman you're fine, but for pvp you're golden if you get 109+
How much longer do we have until the containment collapses in on itself?
_____________________________________________________________!!!!!!___________________
Why is Elden Ring still expensive on Steam
>>521566532They increased the price for Dark Souls and went 2 years without sale, they are greedy
Today I'm going to PVP with low poise so I can have the fashion I want and 80 strength.
>>521566974Dark Souls 3 poise system was so much better than this shit. Even with relatively low poise you could throw on a great hammer and hyperarmour through a lot of shit. Now if you're not wearing some retarded clown suit you may as well not have any poise at all.
>Take a long break from ER for other games like MH>Get back to replaying it again for a long time>Feel the sense of wonder and awe even though I have played through the game multiple timesMan I love this game so much.
>>521566532Same reason Duskbloods is going on the switch, to filter poorfags.
>>521558724no webm=didnt happen
>>521566974>Today I'm going to PVP
>>521570406I cockslapped you. That happened and there’s no webm of it. Checkmate.
>>521567437that’s called autismalso my wives :3
I know there's a lot of waifu faggots online but what's the consensus in terms of the endings?I definitely feel the Frenzied Flame was by far the coolest and also, the easiest to follow up on with a sequel (literally ends with a cliff hanger if Melena is alive).
Oh man this PvP is so much fun
>>521574070how do you see level and ping?
>>521574162download the tranny mod
This is so fucked up.Of all of the horrific things happening to her I could've imagined, somehow the reality was worse.First Rogier and now Sellen. Can any of my fellow mages avoid a macabre fate? Also>The fact that Seluvis and Sellen were bros enough he built her a whole spare body>He probably had sex with it while it was empty
>>521574162Seamless Co-op feature.
>>521572507made up shit in his head awardmost worthless ergite award
>>521574070Very well playedI will point out the L2den Ring playstyle, but it is what it is
>>521574913Damn, that was some impact.
>>521574236>Can any of my fellow [fromsoft npcs] avoid a macabre fate?No
>>521574236>Can any of my fellow mages avoid a macabre fate?only the player>rogier is BLIGHTED by fia>ranni is a possessed doll then fingered>seluvis(pidia) got puppeteered>rennala got cucked>rellana got cucked>elder sages went insane and catatonic because they learned too much
Le grimdark end npc was amusing the first time in ds1.The 50th time now in Elden Ring isn't amusing, it's cringe
>>521576054>>seluvis(pidia)awful headcanon. meds.
>watching Elden Ring videos a few months ago>watch some long video about how people making videos about FromSoft games have forgotten the difference between critique and criticism and have turned toxic negativity into a form of entertainment>agree>go on with my life>months later, see a second video with a similar subject>"... threats of a defamation lawsuit...">mfw>that retard Feeble King threatened a fucking defamation lawsuit over the first oneWhat an absolute fucking cuck. Every time I think that the FromSoft video essay cottage industry has finally hit rock bottom, it tunnels through the bedrock. I don't think I have the words to express just how much I hate these sniveling grifters who make a living off of toxic negativity. You might as well sue me, you fucking loser.
Lookin' to restart one of my characters for a fresh run for fun. Any PS players around who wouldn't mind helping me mule 7 items from him to a fresh guy real quick?
>>521574236>>The fact that Seluvis and Sellen were bros enough he built her a whole spare bodyYou're retarded. She literally says she hates Seluvis and never wanted to hear his name again. That puppet isn't even a clone of Sellen, the faces under the crowns are different. That's another one of his zombie daterape victims. You just use it as Sellen's new host.
hey /erg/, what are the most populated level ranges lately?
>>521578801200
>>521578845wow, cool, then my favorite int/fth build from pre-dlc will probably get better.
>>521579008You will get some new toys for that build too.
>>521577863>Any PS players around who wouldn't mind helping me mule 7 items from him to a fresh guy real quick?I'm around if you still need help. But you have to tell me your planned build.
Hello, finally got around to buying this game. I want to do a Ranni-ending playthrough as my first one with an INT-focused character but I wanna try out all the INT-related equipment, not just robes and staves but the dex/strength weapons that scale with INT and anything thematically related to sorcery like the carian knight set and weapons even the ones that don't scale much with INT. Either I play with fashion souls as my goal or I don't play at all, fuck all the ugly PVPniggers. Should I start with Prisoner or Astrologer? It's a tough choice.
>>521576054>rogier is BLIGHTED by fiaThat doesn't make any sense
>>521579990>Prisoner or Astrologer? It's a tough choice.Iirc Astrologer was more suited for pure caster, same with cleric. While the other Is more suited as hybrid melee.
>>521579765Already found someone else, but thank you. It's DEX with some splashed INT, Star-Lined Sword. Pic related and: >>521577863 is actually my character. Nice anon here made the cool action shot for me.
>>521579990If your goal is to use a bunch of different INT weapons, go prisoner. A lot of those require DEX and if you need DEX 14 or higher, prisoner is better than astrologer.
>>521580131>>521580415Thanks you guys
>>521580281I've done a str focused greatshield build and now a faith build. I really want to do a dex and pure int play through next.
>>521580497It's very fun if you don't mind all the blue. There's so many wacky INT toys in this game and DEX in general is spoiled fucking rotten. There's so many "hybrid" weapons that are actually just DEX weapons in disguise.
>hear DLC added two new sorceries >one's apparently really good>Look it up>It's not crimson/blood red-colored like the other thorn sorceries, it's literally just boring, standard vines with thornsSad
>>521580720*two new thorn sorceries
>>521580720It's not even good anymore, you're looking at old as fuck discussion about it. It used to be BUSTED AS FUCK, best spell in the game, but they nerfed it into the dirt. It's worthless now, like the other thorn sorceries.
How are you meant to counter people who jump spam Colossal Swords and run poke with it
>>521580007It's cause anon is wrong. Rogier got blighted by the big corpse underneath Stormveil. You can find his bloodstain there, see him go through the deathblight death animation, then talk to him about it.
>120 poise>a simple katana poke still staggersthis game is shit
>>521581751Why didn't we get blighted? Did he try to fuck it or something?
>>521574913Seething dsgtroon who short circuited when faced with with facts and logic award
>>521580720>>521580879I miss when you could use them to just skip all these garbage bosses.
>>521575441>that picso true…>>521578801my cute wife :3
>>521581790Poise is worthless in PvP now, if you want to tank you need to rely on hyper armor.
>>521576436NTA but Seluvis is literally Pidia, it's not even headcanon.>Same VA>Pidia knows you if you've met Seluvis>Pidia drops the puppets Seluvis should have been making at the end of Ranni's questline>They both die at the same time
>>521582740>>Same VAMeans nothing when it comes to games. See Skyrim lmao>>Pidia knows you if you've met SeluvisHis relationship with Seluvis is more likely that of master and servant. Obviously Seluvis is making puppets, Pidia states he takes care of them.>>Pidia drops the puppets Seluvis should have been making at the end of Ranni's questlineAgain, just a caretaker.>>They both die at the same timeHow isn't it obvious that Seluvis gets killed, loses control over his puppets and they rape his servant?
>>521583048>See Skyrim lmaoCompletely different company. FROM doesn't reuse VAs. I stopped reading here because you're obviously baiting at this point.
>>521583230>FROM doesn't reuse VAs.You have far too high an opinion of them.
>>521583276There isn't a single other instance of a reused VA in the entire game. We only have two examples, Seluvis and Pidia and Hyetta and Irina, both of which because of this are implied to be the same character. Especially in the case of Hyetta/Irina because they use the exact same model, Hyetta can't appear until Irina is dead, and Edgar (Irina's father) is involved in Hyetta's quest line. When FROM reuses VA it is incredibly rare and clearly done so intentionally. If we had shit like, I don't fucking know, Boc and Patches sharing a VA, characters with NO relation, you'd have a point, but for connected characters to share a VA? And this rarely? It's obvious there's a reason why.
>>521583562It's implied Irina is Hyetta as you progress her questline. There is ZERO in game evidence Pidia and Seluvis are the same guy, this is some Vaati bullshit. And you can't just base it just on how they decided to use a VA.
>>521583834>There is ZERO in game evidence Pidia and Seluvis are the same guySee: >>521582740 I gave plenty of evidence aside from the VA.>this is some Vaati bullshit.Take your meds, I don't even watch that grifter faggot.
>>521583562Yura and Shabira
>>521581446Run around them and backstab.If it's a latent connection you just eat shit.
>>521583909From doesn't have some master storycrafter working for them for fucks sake. It's all basic bitch writing with huge chunks missing because of cut content. There's no mystical plot twist behind the Seluvis and Pidia holy shit.
>>521583562>>521583834>It's implied Irina is HyettaWHEN? I don't remember that>>521584039>storycrafter working for them for fucks sake.https://youtu.be/xHzJG1hHTdU?si=f1Hhb_1FE6-wrogL
>>521584119>>storycrafter working for them for fucks sake.>https://youtu.be/xHzJG1hHTdU?si=f1Hhb_1FE6-wrogLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY
>>521583998Shabriri is possessing Yura's body, why the fuck would his voice change you idiot? Do you think your vocal chords magically mutate and change when a ghost steals your corpse?>>521584039You yourself even admitted Hyetta and Irina, the only other instance of a reused VA are the same person. Why the fuck would they repeat the same shtick here if it wasn't for a reason? Especially given how closely connected these two characters are? You think they ran out of budget and couldn't afford ONE more VA or something? Because that'd be absolutely retarded.>From doesn't have some master storycrafter working for them for fucks sakeI never claimed they fucking did. This story is ass. But you're apparently too stupid even with this awful story to realize when two characters are the same fucking person based on design choices and several other ingame hints.>>521584119>WHEN? I don't remember thatRead the rest of my post dude. I literally explained how Irina and Hyetta are implied to be the same person.
>>521584119GRRM is neither a master storycrafter nor did he have anything to do with seluvis or pidia
>>521584232I already debunked your (already weak) argument for them being the same person, you just didn't want to read it.
>>521584375"LOL SKYRIM" is not an argument.
I remember trying to play the DLC back at release but got the whole "inappropriate activity" boot back to the menu and permanent exile in offline mode because I guess EAC is super aids with this game?did they fix that yet?
>>521584540If you genuinely weren't cheating, yes you should be able to play now. If you WERE cheating, enjoy your perma-ban fag.
>>521584414Bait, come back in good faith and we'll continue.
>>521584653It's not bait, that's literally your only argument for them sharing the same VA. See: >>521583048>>>Same VA>Means nothing when it comes to games. See Skyrim lmao
>>521584747Do you seriously not understand why a company might start reusing what they have at their disposal? People? Assets? Just look at Nightreign.
>>521584594I wasn't cheating I remember there were a few anons in here, and a bunch of redditors complaining about the same thing. People going on about EAC being the culprit or some placeholder file you had to add but nothing worked and I gave up, thought maybe someone here would remember that
>>521584747>>521584832Bros, I can't believe Godrick is EVERY pumpkin head...outstanding GRRM really subverted my expectations
>>521584840Then you should be able to play just fine. Only people who were actually cheating or picked up illegal items like Fia's panties stayed banned.
Holy shit, Radahn is Varre
>>521585127lmao what the fuck voicelines does radahn have
>you can skip cutscenes as an invader in Seamlesslel
Miquella is Torrent
>mfw level 15 invasions with the dragonscale blade
>>521586463Why's that supposed to be special? That weapon is ass.
>>521586543Bro the skill gives a flat 160 lightning buff even unupgraded
>>521586543Frost + lightning buff isn't ass, specially at low level.Also Katanas aren't bad weapons since the R2 poke speed got buffed.
>invade at low level>moonveil, bloodhound's fang, some variety of colossal weapon>invade at mid level>same thing>invade at late game>same thing, except rivers of blood is thrown in there because they read two year old guides and think it's still goodGOD FUCKING DAMN IT IT'S NORMALFAG CENTRAL. WHERE'S THE VARIETY? THESE FAGGOTS ARE SO BORING THEY DON'T THINK FOR THEMSELVES.
>>521586463I was thinking of doing something similar with Helphen's Steeple. The ar you can achieve at +0 is insane.
>>521586770I was using random things until I got invaded over and over by dlc twinks all using the same weapons and dlc items.
I wish a girl would sit on my face
>get a controller with paddles>can sprint, dodge, two-hand my main hand or offhand weapon and crouch without taking my thumb off the right analog stickI can't believe I was holding my controller like a fucking crab for so long. When are these things gonna be standard?
>>521587710Until you remember a woman's ass still smells like ass
>>521587505I'm invading on my RL150 character, people still use the same shit nine times out of ten.
>Pidia is not Seluvis>Why?>Because I say so.hmmm
>>521587805I just want a girl to like me enough to sit on my face
>calls himself nigger>uses cheatswhat a surprise
>Pidia is Seluvis>Why?>Because I say so.hmmm
>>521587876>>521588157stop being faggots you faggots
I am becoming great katana pilledThis shit fucks greatsword spammers so hard
>>521588529>no hyper armourno thanks
Is there a way to get around the name censor now without modding or whatever?
I swear to God this game has a fucking memory leak.
>tfw I want to unlock inner isshin but I don't want to do the gauntlet to unlock him
i want varreslut's gigantic ass pressed on my face
I'm not reading this autistic shit-flinging about Seluvis and Pidia, but >>521582740 is correct. They are heavily implied to be the same person; or rather, Seluvis is simply another one of Pidia's puppet. One piece of evidence which wasn't mentioned is that the map to the amber starlight's location is in Pidia's merchant inventory. All objective evidence aside, the character (or characters) is clearly written to be ironic: Pidia is a simpering servant, but he puffs himself up when he's hiding behind the persona of Seluvis.Fucking Fextralife commenters are smarter than /erg/ posters.
do we know who the dev was that came up with the powerstanced hammer/axe moveset
>>521591401Also when severus dies he looks like every other puppet
>>521591543That too, yes. He also drops Dolores, which is "one of Seluvis' favorite puppets" if you don't give the potion to Nepheli.
>>521591441Fuck that, we need to know who's responsible for axes and hammers in general having such shitty movesets for almost the entire series.
>>521591441Put that box of African killer bees down, anon.
>>521591401>>521591607Literally all of that can be attributed to him being the caretaker of Seluvis' puppets, which is what he outright fucking tells you.
>>521591695ENTER
>>521591873I hate it because it looks like a giant dildo.
>>521591907RE-ENTER
>guy had 4.7k HP at level80 invadingHow the fuck
>>521592168I don't think that's even possible to reach legitimately. He was cheating.
>>521592168>>521476158You know why
Do you think regular invasions or seamless invasions are harder?
I want to die
>>521592426Regular invasions are both more difficult and more unpleasant. I'm doing invasions while leveling a new character in Seamless right now. First off, that's not something I'd even considering doing in vanilla because I've done it before and it's miserable. If you're not fighting password phantoms with endgame / DLC items, you're fighting anti-twinks with the same. I've done it before and it just rushes me to "finish" my build because invading without full flasks, the warming stone recipe, every buyable status cure item, etc. etc. just punishes you over and over. Second, Seamless invasions just feel like what I expect out of invasions: 2-3 people playing through the game at a roughly equal level.I think vanilla is interesting if you're addicted to killing password phantoms and anti-twinks (which I was at one point), but for a more casual experience where you're not playing through half the game before you're "allowed" to invade seamless is better.
>>521591607btw how do I progress Selverus quest line without giving away the potion so I can give it to Dungeater
>>521593095I'm trying to do a co-op run but I'm invaded by a never ending stream of twink Invaders. What are some good anti think options?
>>521593261>Enter Leyndell>Grab a seedbed curse>Show it to dungo>Free him from his gaol and kill his phantom in the moat>Talk to him in roundtable again>Find him in the sewer, you can use the potion on him
>>521593095I think I agree with you. While regular invasions are more difficult and toxic it's only because of the people in them. Seamless allows much more room for ganking and being a shit head. My seamless invasions are much more pleasant but every now and then I run into 5 man squads with meta gear who all have their spirit ashes summoned.
bro felt guilty assisting that
>>521593778>but every now and then I run into 5 man squads with meta gear who all have their spirit ashes summoned.Luckily severing out is near instant
>>521593408Bernahl sells several solid early game ashes of war: spinning slash, impaling thrust, storm blade, endure, and war cry. It's very easy to get a war cry build going because you have war cry, the axe talisman, the +10 STR physick tear, the charge attack physick tear, off-hand highland axe, and (if you're willing to ride over to Castle Redmame) the STR-leaning fire whetstone. To take this even further, you could throw war cry on a halberd or spear, grab the spear talisman from Liurnia, and have what is essentially a completely finished war cry counter damage build within 20-30 minutes. Also, dragon halberd is early in the game.If you're INT, just pick up Carian slicer, swift glintstone shard (from the scroll at the beginning of Liurnia), and the meteorite staff and you're good to do. Night maiden's mist is also great, although it's more effective against co-op'ers than invaders. If you're FAI, catch flame is all you need.You really just want to check the boxes you'd check on a finished build:>hyper armor option>roll catch option>chasedown option>some form of fucking damageAs for that last one, it's difficult because you obviously have more limited damage bonuses the earlier you are in the game. Fire and magic damage are relatively easy to pump early, thanks to flame, grant me strength, +% damage physick tears, and the raw INT on glintstone crowns combined with meteorite staff's S scaling.The issue with twinks if that you're just going to lose the war of attrition if you're not careful, even with good anti-twink options. Because so many of them rely on status effects (get flame, cleanse me from Liurnia) and have more healing resources than you, it completely shifts the risk:reward ratio for reckless aggression. You have to play cautious, yet if they get off rot on you once you're backed into a corner and they can and will out-trade you.
>>521595153I forgot mention the best thing about war cry builds early, which is that UGS war cry R2 into R1 is a true combo with hyper armor. It checks two boxes and is great for fucking up overconfident twinks who think crutches let them mash blindly.
average seamless invasion
>>521595831Based
>>521595831trannybros...i thought we stood with the niggerchads??
>>521592426In Seamless I have to hold back pretty often just so I don't take a fat watery shit on the people I invade, whereas in vanilla it was often an uphill battle constantly running into password summons that could bleed me in two hits. There are so many players in Seamless who obviously don't have a clue when it comes to PvP so unless you like clubbing baby seals you really got to reign it in, like maybe don't use Godrick's rune at RL30.
>>521596361>There are so many players in Seamless who obviously don't have a clue when it comes to PvPLying on the internet? Seamless is full with dedicated gankers and they sit in their Discord voice chat too while doing so
>>521595831chuds are so unfunny like seriously
>>521596361i like to give the cute n00bs who have no fucking idea what's going on a free win to make them feel good. hell, i just did this a second ago.
Be careful with your horsies, those things can be dangerous.
>>520655329>>520655329>>520655329new thread
>>521597384>thread is a week oldJesus Christ give it up.>>521597683>>521597683>>521597683Actual new thread.
>>521597317Oh hey I killed that shitter before, he's got a friend named Darude he usually coops with who got clapped too
what mods should i get for cyberpunk
>Touch Bloodstain: >>715652171Yeah im playing EB, so far it's ok.
>>521591837That assumes you should take what Pidia says at face value when you have contextual evidence pointing to the contrary.