looking for hans niemann edition>play chesshttps://lichess.org>join our team and tournamentshttps://lichess.org/team/vietnamese-basket-weaving-forumlast thread:>>520213694
one thing that's for certain
Ground Control to Major Hans
>>521458825isn't he in Krámnik's training grounds?
>>521458825Any news from Hans yet?
>>521458825Save Hans!
I have a rapid otb tournament in a few hours against a pretty strong field including 2 FM, almost everyone is above 1900 I'm unrated and I'd say my level is 1600-1700ish fide at best I'm gonna get battered so badI'm kinda regretting signing up for it , it will be a learning experience for sure but I don't know how my ego will handle it
kramnik breaking silence to tweet out>great time for funny memes :)and all the comments are asking about hans and his well-being lolwhat the fuck is going on? what happened in that training camp that made /ourguy/ fucking ghost everyone?
>>521466573good luck anongetting to play strong players is always good, your ego will be fine
>>521458825Hans is in prison for violating Russia sanctions
>>521465168yes check the last thread>>521345664
A threadly reminder that Fischerandom is the future of chess and if you disagree you are a buttmad Jew peddling opening theory slop or a retard suffering from major sunk cost fallacy.
>>520220493>>520230112
incredibly sexy pawn structure in Carlsen vs Fabi
>>521478113it's already compromised. garbage logo (it;s the hotel sponsoring the event) garbage namesutpid bimbos cacklingsaar commentatorsthey're trying to turn it into basketball. that faggot hikaru said that he wants chess to be like basketball.
>>521442229Never make excuses for losing; that has to be the worst thing you can ever do after a lose.
>>521482851But Kasparov and Fischer always made excuses
why is this boomer being so dodgy?
>>521486250boredom, attention seeking.
Prep babies like Nepo getting crushed in 20 moves again testaments how Fischerandom is the complete form of chess.>>521481682I didn't speak about the Germoid shart fetishist tournament but Fishcerandom in general, dumbo.
The purpose of my life is trying to cum inside Fiona Steil-Antoni.
>>521486776>Fishcerandom in generaldoesn't exist. this was the opportunity to promote it.
>>521486250why are internet losers being so dramatic and nosy?
>>521482851I understand that, but I can't help it. I am too passionate.I will try to keep my excuses internal.
>>521487338>36 years oldyikes desu
>>521486250he doesn't need to respond to yappers on twitter and reddit. "pwease you big bully we are seriously le concerned :(((((" isn't good enoughyes vlad surely knows what exactly happened. safest assumption is that he's just respecting hans's wishes to keep it private
>>521490653>anime pedophileopinion disregarded
>>521490660>i don't know what happened to hans. please stop asking me.or>hans is dealing with some issue. please respect his privacy and don't speculate. thank you!not sure why it's so hard to say. probably because being silent and acting mysterious brings more curiosity and views to his shitty lawsuit.
>>521491836why should he bother to give any response to the peanut gallery?
>>521491956because he begged for money not to long ago from this same peanut gallery. respect the fans or don't bother having social media at all.
>>521492114they are retarded cattle only good for scamming money out of
>>521491374zoomer thinks liking a 20 year old is pedophilic
>>521458825I hate this faggot German commentator. Germans always sound so fucking faggy. Except for that one guy. They're one of the most cucked countries in the whole planet.
tfw no beautiful model nomad wifetwo tournaments the past month she went from an opportunity to win the tournament to outside the podium places on the last day, one at the World juniors and the other to qualify for the World Cup, fucking BRUTAL results but glad she’s still out there and smiling :)
>>521498892
Fuck yes.
>>521484879Well of course they were/are Jewish after all, Fischer was based though.
>>521481682>sutpid bimbos cackling>saar commentators>he watches the stream for 3 digit elo and 2 digit iq instead of leko judit kinoishygddt
anyone here read this?if so what did you think of it?
I could have saved her
>>521525702Who dat?
>>521525702based
I just ran my own study and came to a definite conclusion that I perform way higher when I hide my opponents ELO. I wish I wasn’t so psychologically weak. But for now I’m enjoying my climb.
>>521539138>applecuck is a mental midgetwow who would have thought?
>>521541331good morning sir
the transition to full cam titty streamer is inevitable, noone are strong enough to resist its temptation
I wafflestomped some Serb in bullet and he called me fat :(
>>521549960Waffles are high in carbs.
Will Tan make a comeback?
I suddenly got better at puzzles somehow. I don't know what happened. This week I started seeing the general idea for all puzzles within a minute or two, then spend the next five or ten figuring out refutations to all the defenses and whether there are additional setup or intermezzos required. It feels weird. It feels like I'm just in a good temporary groove and I'm going to lose this progress. >>521562358deficit is probably too big already>>521549556whoa she cleaned up a little. this is nice.
>>521549556greasy slut
>>521549556It's a tragedt that her qt tomboy sister pooned out.
>>521568368Did she really?
>>521568810yeah
>Open licheats account>Immediately play two blatant cheats back to back>Close licheats account
>>521577204shut up karla
Seething licheat
>>521465168He's becoming a kung-fu master to take revenge on Magnus.
>>521577470I don’t play and would never waste my time trying again.
>>521543315Should I switch to Android guys, I’m thinking of a Samsung? In chess terms ofc…
>>521543315This just shows that the US force the meme iphone on all its vassal countries. But even besides that, it's objectively a worse phone than android counterparts, mostly made for tech illiterate boomers
>>521587056In chess terms, it all mostly depends on what you use it for. Modern phones can all do pretty much the same things and even the cheapest are good enough for emails and browsing social media. What separates them is gaming performance, camera performance (which in most cases comes down to post processing, not actually the physical camera) and whether you want your data stollen either by Israel or by China. I personally absolutely refuse to buy anything apple out of principle.
>>521592093>Modern phones can all do pretty much the same things even the cheapest are good enough for emails and browsing social media.this I always bought the cheapest smartphones in the store but currently I'm using my gf's old phone which is some lesser galaxy and I honestly can't feel any the difference from my previous 70€ chinese phonewhenever I see someone with an iphone I assume they are naive people easily swindled by marketing
>>521466573So, how did it go?
>>521594363>I honestly can't feel any the difference from my previous 70€ chinese phonethere isnt really anymore, we've already reached the point where its "good enough"the technology rat race is over
>>521594536quite bad I had 2 draws and 4 losses, it stings a lot because in one of the losses and one of the draws I had winning positions and threw them in the endgamein particular a morra game where I was +3 by move 12 missed a couple game ending tactics ended up a pawn in a k and pawn endgame where I was up a pawn AND LOST IT made me wanna kill myself, but the field was quite strong other than me the lowest rated was 1809 average rating had to be in the mid 1900s at leastbefore the start I was given the option to change my mind and play in the B tournament instead but I didnt wanna pussy outinstead of flagellating myself as I should I decided my punishment shall be having to read 20 pages of this >>521524812 a day
>>521498151>Germans always sound so fucking faggy. Except for that one guy.
3 years straight now of>oh boy this hans>oh boy this kramnik>WHAT THEY DOIN>WHAT THEY UP TOmemes that go absolutely nowhere and are never funny. it's as if humor is standing still these days. >>521594363a huge chunk of young girls will ignore green texts while accepting blue texts with the assumption that if i start fucking this guy and mass texting each other then i want it to be free texts through imessage instead of paid green texts... so every guy that gets pussy goes with apple. obviously that's totally irrelevant for people here but if you want to know why it's so popular well that's it. girls also love using face time instead of zoom/whatever. at one point if you called someone and they'd reject you would actually see them for a moment and apple of course fixed itiphones are incredibly overpriced and not at all necessary but the idea that a chink smartphone can match it is hilarious. and if you're scared of data being stolen by china... lol... shit gets made with fucking malware installed and 500 back-ends. 100x less secure than most iphones
>>521612808>free texts through imessage instead of paid green textswhat third world hellhole doesnt have unlimited free sms in current year?
>>521613958or who uses sms instead of whatapp and telegram?that anon is a retarded larper just ignore him
Hikaruack
Guys who fuck pretty girls exclusively purchase iPhones, sorry chuds
>>521612808>>521621518its true. I have sex (with women) and have an iphone
>>521624609Is it snowing tho?
>>521612808the blue texts matter, but a more important factor is snapchat. Android cameras suck and they look like shit on snapchat, so you have to have an iphone for that
Happy birthday Cranky Kong Kasparov
>>521624710It is snowing unseasonably, yes. But despite that, I might go out later.
>>521627456Go get em cowboy!
>>521628942Magnus vs Hikaru was never a real rivalry. The St. Louis Chess Club tried to use money to spread propaganda that Hikaru was a legitimate contender for the world title, but no one who understands chess viewed Hikaru as anything other than a petty blitz monkey
Nice system you got there.
>>521637418480 elo
>>521638798Don't worry bro, one day you will be 500! Keep playing!
>>5216374181300com blitz?
>>521637418Good game anon, thanks for posting
>>5216417612180 vs 2370 liblitz
>>521637418Styling on St*newall cucks is doing the Lord's work. Well done, anon.
>>521645820Is that naroditsky? Must have been before he started taking meth
New bearyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVo0hjQ9GPU
Tanbros... it happened again
>>521650937Fitting that a Ju is chud's kryptonite.
>>521625016people still use snapchat? wow
https://lichess.org/hgh34TD0
https://lichess.org/FTq7oRQu
cheatmixer
>>521621518I hope I'm still playing chess when I turn 100.
>>521592093Was Korchnoi robbed, or was he just pre-coping with his inevitable loss?
https://lichess.org/qij5PgGG
>>521442229Tournament story:There was one board still active at the end of the tournament, and the younger dude made a bad move, started huffing, saying he accidentally moved the wrong piece, and asked for a draw (his opponent denied him, to his credit).Younger dude: "You're mean!"Older dude: (moves piece, hits clock, writes down move, stares at opponent)So the younger dude was heaving sighs the entire time he moved his pieces, and eventually he was literally one move away from being mated. He let his time run out. When it was pointed out to him, he jumped up and said, "I know it is! Congrats on winning on time, I bet you feel real good about it!" before stomping away.Anyway, you can be salty after the game, but don't act like this shitter did while it was still going on.
https://lichess.org/RBy7BNBa
>>521662973how young are we talking?if he was a kid ok but if he was like 16+ this is crazy
>>521665441High schooler, so pretty shitty.
https://lichess.org/fSpYeDhB
maybe hot take but does anyone else think Hikaru is washed and done?
https://lichess.org/IZF0JbU1
>>521671050He's been a draw monkey for a decade at least
Ben finegold said intermediate is 2200 lichess which would be class C, how fuckrd are we?
>>521671050Hikaru the world champion contender yes. Hikaru the successful millionaire chess streamer no
With 3 wins in a row Ju Wenjun now has almost a 95% chance of successfully defending her title. If she does, this would make her a five time world champion like Magnus
>>521671587>said intermediate is 2200 lichesstrue>which would be class Cabsurd he's just to high rated and old to realize how wrong that is, the one guy at my club I know the lichess account of is class a and 2300 rapid 2200 blitz
>>521671587I'm 2400 lichess
>>521672616Congrats you're 1500 elo
>>521672785How did you know?
>>521672925>how do you know a fact
>>521673936I'm just surprised by your accuracy
https://youtu.be/HHPp1RgRUj0?si=jWBOFnB7tFOMKT_k
>>521591136agreed, android always do the needful for me
Who thought it was a good idea to put a screeching voice woman with an Indian accent on commentary?
>>521677997>not watching the Leko and Polgar streamBlame yourself.
that's right you better run Stressy
>>521606938Good on you, bro. No matter what the result is, it’s awesome you showed up.
>>521682748I have to go make a phone call to my son in prison I'll be back later
>>521661804He had the odds stacked against him very high. Everything was against him. Him being way older too didn’t help. I’d say he was robbed.
>>521672616When's the simul Beary?
>>521671587he still talks about chesscom elo like it's the gold standard. he literally doesn't know what he's talking about
>tfw beat a 66 year old IM in blitz
>>521660980Is that Gary Weinstein in the pic?
>>521684618Next weekend if I manage to overcome my anxiety.
thanks, anon.
>>521685543'Tis the Beast from Baku himself.
>>521686105kys faggot
>>521689510After you
>>521690598and also with you
>>521691459
>>521686105We look forward to it, DO NOT LET US DOWN
>>521695263Looking forward to playing you
>>521686105Can you remain anxious for a couple more weeks? My work is switching from Thursday/Friday weekends to Saturday/Sunday for the month of May.
>>521701560Sorry has to be next weekend. https://lichess.org/simul/new
>>521702118what am I meant to do with that link
>>521702492I think he imagines you can make a simul featuring BearyPink without his approval, but probably that's not possible, in which case his larp is pretty pointless.
>>521702492Setting it up
>>521702987Thats clearly ebil bury
