>>521378192>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjonghttps://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>one han city grand prixhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1wdTDgKUirLJ6HiGE_faaD06O6m6p4seNEDEBufh53FE>registrationhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1EvGTgLrTohEfexUTQBOjJat8tWrKAW0DeUkCUmb3_B8>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17j7SUUCKeBjRN4JSN00LBDr0U4g8DOkZ3tIvluoVc5c
BWEEEEEEH
BWEEEH
Chugging buckets of tears
>>521461021>>521460985>>521460982*headpats u*
BWEHHHHHH
>>521461089
>>521460982>>521460985>>521461021>>521461161Kaaaaaaan!
I keep getting 2nd places in the tourney but they're not worth shit
>>521461629it's a second place acceptance tourney45 +5 -15 -35
>>521461629ten 2nd places will let you qualify
Queue
Queue pasa?
Si si
>>521461716>>521461717>zero 4ths>more 2nds than 3rds>deeply negativeLook me in the eye and tell me that this uma isn't complete bullshit.
>>521462050stop folding
I'm queueing
>>521462084>stop folding>deal in>get 4th insteadOk what now smartass?
>>521462050You don't win a race by being in second anonIf you aren't first you're last
Majsoul Friends Room 82700(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=82700
>>521462139I'm racist not a racer
Know when to fold 'em.
>>521462139based and awaipilled
>>521462050anon, one third is -154 thirds is -60 not counting additional uma for lost points below 25k, you even managed to get one 2nd place with -6k pointsdid you fail arithmetic at school?
>>521462220arithmetic doesn't teach negative numbers
>>5214621593/4
>just get 1st brosorry I'm an eternal lucklet
>>521462270for your special needs class we will substitute "negative" numbers with "loser points" and "positive" numbers with "winner points"2nd place awards very little winner points, and 3rd places give you three times as much loser pointsyou got a lot of loser points in these games, and even if you subtract all the winner points you have from them, you still have a lot of loser points left overdo we understand?
I got all of the loser points, I'm the best.
>>521462270it does, arithmetic deals with real numbers not only natural numbers
>>521462393If you're eternally unlucky aren't you just bad?
>>521462159started!
I have the highest starting shanten on the leaderboard. I ALWAYS have the highest shanten on any single tourney.I have persisted despite being the giga haipai lucklet to end all lucklets
>>521461716>Drafting in MahjongSo cool
>>521462626Most of the people in the top 16 have shantens of 3.7How bad is yours?
>>521462626HIgh shanten doesn't mean much if you're drawing perfect tiles every turn.
So the total score is cumulative of ALL games played, not top 5?
>>521462159> game handed me the ippatsu tilekowai desu...
>>521462935yeah check the site for the accurate leaderboard even though it includes players with less than 5 games
>>521462935yeah, that's what cumulative means
>>521462935Yes. At first I thought it was unclear, but now it's perfectly clear
>>521462935Always has been.
NEVER FUCKING LUCKY
always knows best
queue up
shan't queue up just to get another 2nd place
>>521462050Have you tried winning the game instead of saying "well at least I folded from turn 2 and didn't get 4th"?
"just win lmoa"
3rd place acceptance was a mistake
>>521462159ggs, gotta run!so this is where my luck was hiding for the tournament...
>>521462159GG
>2 ggprobably dogshit game
>>521464551The game got voted to end twice.
This emote is rather powerful I thinkexceptional effectiveness after someone falls for a suji trap or HO-
Which ranking should I read, in-game one or repo one?
>>521464943repo
>want to be a winner>without actually trying to win
riichi dot moe, the yostar one only counts the last 5 games
>>521464968FUCK
>>521464990For some reason a bunch of people got reset to 0 games in the in game ranking too
>>521465046>he has to Q
>>521462159gg sorry for being late. Needed to do something quickly.
Why do I never see anyone using this dude? Or even his emotes.
>>521465463/jong/ had 3 dudes using it for a while
We're still missing one more GG. We can't confirm the quality of the friendly otherwise.
>>521465463should of joined my friendlies
>>521465618I always say GG with a random character and I hope it fits the room
I don't bother to gg since I know someone else will do it for me
>>521465806>should of
my condolences to the telly zoomers here who were forced to choose between the yostar amerishart tranny commentary or the amerishart disgusting vtumor commentary that /jong/ keeps shilling
Is this the most forgettable character they ever released?
>>521465912I'm watching the Pippa VOD and she's endearing, she tries so hard to sound hyped despite having no idea what's going on.
>>521465907gottem
>>521465997>endearingWhat's endearing about a corporate puppet trying to hype up something she has no interest in?
>>521465912vtumor was awkward to watchmakes you wonder if jap tumors make the same impression on normalfags
>>521466103Because she accidentally got into mahjong and now has to keep doing it, sponsored even.
>>521466270>accidentallyI wouldn't call a corporate decision accidental in any way
Why does the lobby now say I only played one match? Who stole them?
STOP THE COUNT
>im going to get kicked out of top 16BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>you can play any number of gamesThis is bullshit, the cutoff is going to be crazy high. How are non-NEETs supposed to compete?
>>521466832>any number5 to 10
>>521466832have you tried reading the docs or this very thread?
thread book 1 doko
>>521466832How do I delete post
I really like this tourney format
>>521467054I like the OC ideasGood implementation
How the hell did any of you even learn the yaku if you can't read a single Google document?
>>521467103How are these two connected? Talk about comparing apples to oranges.
thought I had a shot at chuuren here until bunny pon'd the 3sone day i'll get it
>>521467185guess you can say what a pon
>>521467184/mjg/ can memorize this but not the rules of a weekend tournament.
>>521467185I was iishanten for it earlier
>>521467324>/mjg/ can memorize thisNo they can't what are you smoking
>>521467324>/mjg/ can memorize scoringSaid nobody ever retards can't score after years of playing online
>>521467391no need to when the little man in the computer gets out his abacus and does it for me
>>521467391>after years of playing onlineI feel like that is the problem. You learn Fu counting pretty quickly playing with a mahjong set because you don't have much choice, people just don't think about it when playing on sims because it adds everything up for them. Most of /mjg/ would be decent at counting Fu after a day at a parlor, they have a head start of probably being fine at counting Han because that gets broken down for you every time a hand is won, whereas Fu just gets listed as the final number on most simulators. They just get scared to even start learning because they feel like they know Mahjong well now and having to admit to yourself that a basic function of the game is pretty much unlearned takes some humility. So I'd call it more learned helplessness than just retardation, but easily fixed.
>can score the hand within seconds>game does it faster than me so I never even get to use this skillI'll score my hands IRL, someday, maybefor sure...
counting Fu Ji's age
>>521467324Majsoul does all that for me, why would I memorize it baka
Tourney idea:>everyone joins a mumble before starting the game (it's blitz)>everytime you ron and tsumo, you need to announce your exact score before calling the >win>if you get it wrong it's -20 umaCould this finally get /mjg/ to learn how to count?
>>521467940Dumb Aru poster.
>>521467940what would prevent you from using an autoscoring program?
Tourney idea>Mahjong with normal rulesThoughts?
>>521468129But that's just regular mahjong?
>>521468129here is the twist, TO dies
This meido's kinda cranky
>>521468165Exactly.
>>521468192But that's just regular mahjong?
World cup tourney doko!
Tourney idea:>everyone gets iishanten haipais with dora ankous but you get 4 shantens which never advance until you deal in
>>521468231b-b-b-but how will a regular BORING mahjong tourney attract any players?? everyone will make fun of me for being an uncreative TO if i just make a gimmickless competition
1+2 Harada3+4 Akagi5+6 Washizu7+8 Ten0+9 Do nothingScrew Frank for giving me another harlot, never getting a cent from me again... 4h left.
>>521468331>3 dora ankous at haipai
>>521468331They're already doing that in the current tourney (my average shanten is 4)
>>521468421>he doesn't know about the forbidden aka ankou
>>521468396I completely forgot about thatAlmost forgot to redeem someone
>here's your free yakuhai ankou
Real tournament idea.When registering, you have to tell TO what your favorite sex position with Ichihime is. During the tourney, whenever someone rons you or tsumo's on your dealer turn, they gain that position into their roster. The goal of this tournament is to have the highest uma, and every different sex position you have gives you extra uma. So you can do dogshit in terms of actual mahjong scores, but if you have sex with ichihime enough, you'll qualify it.I call it sex with Ichihime.
>>521468956what if everyone just picks doggystyle with ichihime?
How about Fate tourney during the collab? Every player will be "summoned" into a designated class container that has its own abilities and play style. You won't be forced to play as your class dictates, but you will get some penalties, like score/uma if you do the opposite. You're going to choose class yourself, since you're summoned by the Throne. So you are going to cope with whatever you get. Ideally, we would be manually filling the tables, so each table has different classes. Every class will have a general UMA score, and I think we can combine the results of the tourney. Individual, the best class and HGW - the ultimate one. So first one I don't think I have to explain. Then, considering the amount of UMA, we declare which class is the best. We can also decide which Servant is the best in that class. AND THEN FINALLY, 1 best Servant from their classes will participate in HGW. So it will be 7(8, we will include someone like Ruler or Avenger) players playing against each other. I would like it to be 8 games ideally, because I don't want it to have 2 and then 1 table, but always 2 tables, and no one will know their next opponent. Thoughts?
>>521468956cat tongue blowjob
>>521469108>You won't be forced to play as your class dictates, but you will get some penalties>Archer canonically uses swords and gets no penaltyHow about "No"
Tourney with no riichi allowed. It would be funny.
>>521469108Gilgamesh is a class on his own: yakuman wins only.
No one seriously plays in tourneys without rewards or prestige.I will not respect your gimmick if I'm not paid to.
>>521469310damaritans would riot
Tournament with no calls or ron allowed, only closed hand tsumo.
>>521469108We already had two roleplay tourneys
>>521469332Yeah he will job alright. >>521469208Archer is a retard so atozuke.
Fuck every single one of you gimmick-playing retards, normal mahjong is fun and the best kind of mahjong, kill yourselves immediately
I'm watching the games and it's become obvious that none of /mjg/ can play well under time pressure.Never let me catch you complaining about adeptchads taking too long again.
>>521469570Why can't we have more and collab related?Also considering class advantages, you may gain more score if you ron Saber as Archer for example.
You have to THINK before discarding?Impossible, I already have the whole hand planned out.
>>521469691>class advantagesFGO only thing, not canon
>>521469727You guys plan your hands?
PLEASE LOOK AT THE DORA INDICATOR BEFORE CUTTING IT ON TURN ONE
>>521469834>not canonVN had stat hexagons with class compatibility with X class counters Y class
>>521469108fuck you bitch, stop making tournament forced you to play certain way, just make class division and be done with it
>in game name Y******>repo name E******Why?
>>521469941newfig....the repo one her dead name
>>521469897Maybe some newer version. The VN I played only had bullshit stats that didn't matter, bullshit abilities that didn't matter, and Noble Phantasms (these actually matter, but their stats don't).
>>521470050>Maybe some newer versionIt was there in realta nua at least.
>>521470081Yeah, realta nua is newer than the version I played.
are we in need of a telly or is the queue dead already?
>>521470253no one properly explained scoring so everyone dipped
long time no see old teammates
Tournament idea:Play from behindSomeone will be the designated "Miko" and will start with 10,000 pts but his uma will be calculated higher.
>>521469834Me thinks newer versions have it. And the bonus won't be so crucial for example, so why not? >>521469923Even better without forced game style. Not sure about the abilities though. But I think it will be something akin to yaku tourney or the one with cards. I just really want to do the best class part and HGW part. I could try to manage such tourney but I'd need a help from oldfags + maybe VNfags if we include abilities.
>>521470439did you forget that dogshit tourney already
>>521470514nta but man it was fucking fun to watch
Tournament idea:Everyone plays ONE full north game with tobi nashi per tourney stage.I call it the arctic survivalist tourney.
>>521470050Don't forget legendary weaknesses that actually matter. Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint did well to copy it for their setting.
>>521470483A Fate tourney could have happened, alas, the collab is being released during league season
>>521470731Maybe after the league?
what's the best mahjong explanation video for a complete beginner?
>>521470874Your own video as you play for the first time
>>521470874>videowon't cover everythingread the wiki https://riichi.wiki/Japanese_mahjong https://riichi.wiki/Rules_overview https://riichi.wiki/Mahjong_equipment
>>521470874https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlnC2rgIPrc
>>521470874Depends on what you wanna learn exactlyFor basic handbuilding the Tibetan mahjong video is good: https://youtu.be/uFgmQ0yaaBQFor full explanation see: https://youtu.be/hlnC2rgIPrc
>fucked up my keyboard's stabilizers because I was trying to use keycaps that were a size too largeFUCK the keyboard hobby. I can see why it's for women now. I regret spilling water on my keyboard and deciding to build my own instead of just getting a good pre-built.
>>521470874Learn from the /mjg/ approved vtuberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eesuXarJlbw
>>521470984yeah, but my gf can't read yet so I don't know if that will help her, but thanks anyways
>>521471172>building your own stuff is for women nowwhen was the last time you used a drill
>>521471274>my gf can't read yet
>>521470874I like this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgbcyaJ2D44
>>521471282Does my penis count?
>>521471274>my gf can't read yetWhy didn't you say so right away, just follow these simple instructions to teach her mahjong in your basementhttps://repo.riichi.moe/site-backups/6_may%208%202020/neocities-mjg-repo/pastebin/No-Fu-Mahjong-Teaching-Method.html
>>521471313
>>521471282>nowAnonchama do you how much of the original gunpla sales were thanks to fujos? Hobby building was always a female dominated hobby outside of utility building like blacksmithing
Tournament idea: League 6
How about some auto?
>he still thinks league is happening
>>521471519Shan't participate in some gimmick tourney.
>>521471420>https://repo.riichi.moe/site-backups/6_may%208%202020/neocities-mjg-repo/index.html>league 1
Tournament idea: WAR
Why can't we have a 2v2 race war tournament(hags vs cats etc.)?Is it hard to arrange a q for this kind of gimmick?
>>521471873I main neither of them
>>521471373Yes, it counts. What was the last time you used it?
>>521472025Well the answer wouldn't change.
>>521471373where is your penis on Mohs scale and how did you use it?
Tournament idea: hair color war
This blitz no tips stuff is more fun than I thought.
>>5214718732v2 is shit.
>>521472154not with that uma
Tourney Idea: Regular
Tourney Idea. All vs TO.
Nationalities tourney
>>521472301You don't like aliens?
WAAAAAAAAAA-*cough*-ACK*dies*
strip mahjong tourney?
This automatchmake tournament format has gotten stale, I'll probably stop signing up.
>>521472151
le...shirokofox
>>521472445
>>521472531>automatchmake tournament formatElaborate
>Jojo Part 7: Steel Ball Run is announced
My steel balls yeah what abou them
>>521472720I want per table elimination rounds, like in sakis.TOs simply can't be arsed to organize something like this.
I've been kicked out of the queue
>>521473079That requires a neet TO who is available all the time or a league-like schedule with exact start time for each game.
nationalities tourney or death. shan't lower my standards
>>521472689
>>521471223Can confirm, this is the only theory I ever watched and I'm celestial-tier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZn2ZUkoJrU
>>521473305But we had this already.
>>521473341more like monobrow lmao
>>521473294No, that requires automation. And that requires RC.
>>521471223total Sio love...
>>521473079>trying to wrangle 80+ retards into tables which have to be manually scheduled and started at specific times that suit each playerhrmmm I wonder why
>>521473457>And that requires RC.RC doesn't have single elimination system either.
>>521473553It does not ban robots managing tourneys and has code available on github, like the whale tourney bot.
Tournament idea: ONLY local yakus score.
>>521473341>yuru camp, but it's without the PINK
>>521472691Collab when?
Tournament Idea:Participants sign up and are flown to a private island where they must first survive while searching for tiles scattered all over the island to complete a functional mahjong set. They also need to build a table to play on.Once that's done, all surviving players can begin the main tournament which is to play mahjong while betting any valuables, supplies, riichi sticks during matches. There will be stores set up at all base camps where you can trade various things for point sticks. Point sticks of various values can also be found scattered throughout the island right from the start.The first participant who is able to accumulate enough valuables, supplies, point sticks to exchange for a ticket back to civilization and arrives there first will be the winner. Any participant caught killing another participant will be disqualified.
>>521467823Sixteen!
>>521473079Because scheduling is pure fucking ass for anything bigger than 16 people
yuugure no kanata kara shinkirouaitakute aitakute aenakute aenakuteanata YUUTOPIAitsu no hi ka kono basho de deaeru no naraI MISS YOU I MISS YOUI NEED YOU I NEED YOU Sexy Sexy
>>521473638MJS is not banning robots either so I don't get your point. Plenty of bots and third-party systems are used even by /mjg/.
>>521473701Yurucamp without the fake camping, so it's good
>>521473341ah, yes, the brow chad anime
>>521473838>caughtAnd when a body is found everyone is given a short amount of time to prepare for the trial, and if they choose wrong, everyone else is killed instead, right?
Tournament Idea:Regular tourney but the TO doesn't die
>>521473954>systems*toolsJust use MJS+ if you are that afraid of your main account getting banned.
feels good to be guaranteed top 16, I'm contented with the result because it's my first tbfh
Wait how am I still in the top 16Are the Burgers even trying?
>>521474113>>521474114only repo scores matter
>>521474039the murderer is disqualified
>>521473987The camping was very real and very boring.
>>521474165That's where I'm looking broski
>>521474114Burgers are so famously bad at mind games that they needed to import their chess players for decades from European countries so it's not surprising
>>521473341trim those disgusting monkey ass eyebrows
Which gigabrain localized 王牌 as "dead wall" all those years ago?
>>521474260Their LoL players too, it's even worse than the European national football teams.
>>521474219Glamping is not real camping
>>521474260>europeans talking shit about importing players from other countries
>>521474314It's functional localization. If you directly translate stuff like pond and mountain, most would assume you're shilling some gardening set.
>>521474476No they aren't and yes it isWhat, do they need to be innawoods with nothing but a buck knife and a ferrorod before you're satisfied?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUUQCqcHHM0
>>521474536burgers made a bot to play in the chess tournament and you dare talk shit?
>>521474804>burgers made a botThey were Hungarians actually
>>521474734
>>521474536At least we limit ourselves to football.How much of your hockey league is made up of leaves? 70%?
>>521474734SEXXXXX
>>521474887magyars made a chess gundam, not a bot
>>521474734[Touch fluffy tail]
>>521473701Yuru Camp but it's just Shima Rin and Nadeshiko, without the annoying glasses girl.
>>521474887>>521475163What?
>>521474734Riichi city more like bitchy city
>>521473638If TO requires a bot assistant he could ask K******n for help on the matter.
>>521474573It's such a blockheaded way to go about it pandering to the lowest common denominator.But being a digitalkek and finding out about the 王牌 always being 14 tiles and thus having to refill with haitei tiles during rinshan draws is fascinating to me.
>>521475332Kill yourself
>>521474734I don't know if anyone's ever suggested it, but I wish paid outfits in RC could also have an awakening so we could see the next evolution or stage of the outfit.
>>521475527Sorry, Frank is too busy crossdressing to implement this.
>>521475423the original name probably imples a tax on land since the tiles are being forcibly removed from circulation
>>521475527Frank can't even make emotes for the paid outfits.
someone please tell me the cutoff isn't going to rise any higher... please i'm so scared of queuing again
>>521474064>TO doesn't read the rules and dies anyway
>>521475694It's weird because there's really nothing stopping them from doing that too.
>>521474230not your broski, reddit faggot
>>521475908What's the matter broheim?
>>521475908blud is hella mad :skull:
>>521475045It's funny because no other country in the world cares about hockey. Baseball was exported to japan but that's about it. Burgers shill a bunch of sports and they're all boring and bad, just a cope for being a failure at the only one that matters.
>>521476087>no other country in the world cares about hockeyso russia is not a country anymore?
>>521476165yes
>>521475439Bot response
[ASW] Kusuriya no Hitorigoto - 38 [1080p HEVC][AA782CDE].mkv
>>521476087>being a failure at the only one that matters.USA is the world champion in real football thoughbeit
I thought Fingolians also cared about Hockey.
>>521476165I'll recognize them once they can spend a full uninterrupted century without changing names for some silly reason like imploding from peasants being upset at stuff.
>>521476087All my knowledge of Japan comes from manga so I have to assume from this that Hockey is also a national sport there
>>521476340>real footballyou mean real carry&throw ball, right?
BWEHHHHHHHHHHH
>>521476532This >>521476586 is how you sound
>>521474734...there's going to be porn of her and Ransei, isn't there?
>>521476340>real>"football">most of the match is one guy with an oval-shaped ball in his hands while a disorderly mob bum-rushes him>"football"Yeah you can keep that shit to yourselves>"football"
>>521476924Yeah the sport where malingering and faking injuries wins matches is called "soccer"
>>521476924They should call it "obese man run for 10 meters before jumping on top of another man egg".
TO KICK
>>521474734Fluffy gozaru!!
>>521460941Man, I completely suck at this tourney format
>>521477383Work on your flowchart, start by spamming projectiles to force an approach first
>>521477478ZONING?! IN MY FRIENDLIES???
How do I get my own flowchart to know when to queue and when not
>>521477464same but I don't think I would be doing anything differently without the gimmick aka I just suck
>>521477557It's just conditioning and scouting for patterns in neutral
>niggerball
For me it's boxing
>niggerball>handegg>?
bravo eurokeks
Is the tourney lobby dead? Rankings tab doesn't work and everyone's at 0 games
>>521473954>MJS is not banning robots eitherThey have done so and are against it, but for our operations it could fly under the radar, I guess. We have never tried, at least.Still, for completeness sake:* https://github.com/MahjongRepository/mahjong_soul_api can manage tourneys on MJS, requires getting the protocol file each time it' sufficiently broken, manually. But it is just an API, and also needs to add auth to work anywhere except CN.* https://github.com/RiichiNomi/ronnie/blob/base/modules/pymjsoul/channel.py MJS, looks to only need OAuth once, which is similar to how our repo bot operates. Can shuffle available people and start games. Probably just baked in the above.* https://github.com/Badtaro/RiichiCityTournamentBot/blob/main/scripts/riichicitybot.js RC, obviously. Seems to mimic our repo functionality as well as some management settings like starting/stopping, but relies on external scheduling for anything but random table assignment.So nothing that would fulfil your criteria yet. If you find anything else, do let me know.
For me, it's Cricket
>>521459602You've probably seen it already, but watch Yojimbo. It's my favorite.
I will queue in 30 minutes
i don't like cricket
>>521478001That was me. I didn't like my score and killed the tournament.
>>521478114>h*ngarians
>>521478012>your criteriaI wasn't the one asking for a single elimination tournament...?
What were the odds?
>>521478001That's more alarming.
>>521477557Tanyao, tanyao, tanyao, tanyao, tanyao, tanyao, tanyao, tanyao, daisangen
>>521478247Well, then feel free to readdress that part to the person that did.In any case, I want to try at least one of those, but I guess that'd wait until Autumn.
>>521478292Damn luckshitters.
Oh hey, our favorite mleaguer is also playing rankedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JflZXRlOjuM
STEEL BALL RUN
who
>>521478813run where
>>521478813Now I REALLY can't kill myself.
>>521476916
>>521478947it's an abstract feel
>>521477383TO KICK WHO?WHO?!
>jojos reddit adventures
>>5214788132nd best part finally animated...
>>521479252whom*
>>521479336>2nd
>>521479336>2nd bestYou better not be 5 fan.
>inferior johnny colourgrim
It better have a good animation studio this time around.
>>521479514It's best that they didn't go with the coral blue #2 semigloss lipstick
www
>>521479514I at least like that they got him to have a bit of a red white and blue theme going.
>>521479595Deen's 1-4 were great even with tv QUALITY, I just hope they won't fall for netflix money again
Jojo is a series for homosexuals and women
>>521480160you forgot the low iq shounenspics
>>5214799634 had such awful quality. I will never forgive them for ruining Killer Queen.
>>521480217I believe I already covered them
>>521480217so homosexuals
Is this our next year's collab?Fucking jojos?
>>521480405there are no women in jojo
I'd fuck a female jojo
Jojo's Bizarre Meltybros we're back
>>521479943>mina saaaan kore de wa sekksu>dosukebe no youri itashimasune~
Jojo?
We already have Jojo at home
>>521480610Cringe.
>>521477464hold up...why am i seeing fred jonshi emote edits of hoshino recently you know you are 3 years late to the party right
>Mizuhara 4thjade room is too strong...
>>521480673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmfRZiD3lm8
>>521480725baggot boom happened last year
>>521477383zamn League T0s are this flexible?!
>>521480814Mizuhara has some pretty insane stats, though some would argue it's too small a sample size yada yadaLuckshitter in M-league and a luckshitter in majsoulhttps://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/72454318/12
>>521480954nyoo
>>521481081>14.28%you can be one of the best players in the world with stats like this?
>>521481187Just win more than you loseThat's the most basic tenant of goombling
>>521481323then why aren't 70% call rate nyaggers the strongest in /mjg/?
>>521481187Deal in means nothing, win rate is everything.
My peepee won't get up for 2 day straight and I'm still youngMahjong
>>521481561Jerk off twice a day and you'll get your libido back
>>521481561define "young"
>>52148160528
>>521481393>win rate is everything.Literally false. Win rate barely changes as you go up in rank, but deal in rate always goes down.
Sneed oils...
>>521481561Watch less porn, lift more weights, eat better food.
>>521481694sorry 28bro, we're ancient boomers now
>>521481694
>>521481740I got higher winrate than all of those
>>521481694I'm older than you, and my sex drive is higher than I was as a teen. Maybe lay off the junk food and sneed oils, and get some exercise. Mahjong.
>>521481824And your deal in rate is even higher.
perforce
How do you not feel any shame posting anime girls as a 23+? I am reaching 21 soon but I'm already cringing at the avatarposting going on here.
>>521481917Don't make Hana players appear to be old horndogs.
>>521482068>he still plays videogames after 18
>>521482068Are you retarded?
All me
>>521482068I like anime 37 by the way
>>521482068I do feel shame. I just enjoy it now. It'll happen to you.
>>521482068>Failed normalfag going through his first denial phaseCute.
>>521482190>37 by the waySame, looking forward to watching Mono later on.
I really want to find a strong mahjong player who I can look up to and study the games of thoroughly on amae-koromo. Do you guys have any suggestions?
>>521482068fucking twenty year old zoomshithahahahaah i knew it , this place is as the zoomniggers say, cooked
>>521482330You forgot your kakek emote
Stop falling for baits
>>521482329there are no strong players, only persistent ones
QUEUE
I'm mentally 12
>>521482329K*******
>>521482329'online'? https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/73316637/16rook7, also has a youtube channel where he explains a lot of stuff in depth.In general? https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/67146991/16Kihara, also does well in events like saikouisen, leagues etc.
>>521482329rook7 or トリス10
tournament qualifiers stream! commentators welcome in usual mumblehttps://www.twitch.tv/souzusweetrollmy streaming setups a bit scuffed so please let me know if anythings wrong
>>521462050>look at riichi.moeI can't believe this retard is currently managing to qualify.
>>521480217Yeah, me
>>521482539>>521482589Is it possible that these celestials might be "too strong" to learn from as a master? I find it very difficult to apply hand reading techniques and tedashi/tsumogiri reading, so I play in a very digital manner.
Where do you see on amae how many games someone has played?
>>521482728If you understand JP somewhat, mahjong terms and more, rook7 and kihara explain their thoughts pretty well. They aren't just go with the flow entertainment streamers but pretty educational.
>>521462050I'm not gay so I can't look you in the eye
>>521482879Where it says "recorded matches"...
I'm grinching
Sakhir quali telly doko
>>521483286
Is the quali 5 consecutive? Just wanna know if I can even have a chance.
>>521483524READ, NIGGER, READ
>>521483524It's 3 consecutive, 5 consecutive, or cumulative depending on what you wrote in your registration.
Just did a yakuman bros
>>521465965
>>521483326does tsunoda play mahjong?
>>521483524No, it's cumulative up to 10 games. Target score is currently +150 to guarantee a spot.
>>521483670>bronze roomenjoy it while it lasts
>>521483716>Target score is currently +150 to guarantee a spotMe an my alts will make it 300
>start stream>Steve damasToo much kringe to handle.
>tons of people in the ranking have 0 matches played>apparently I only have 1 played despite playing 4how ominous
>>521481561Try making out or get some real sex with an attractive girl
>>521465965>no bweh meme to hard carryMe thinks, yes.
Why is this capitalized? You gave me meme answers last time, trying to understand the joke here.
>no one queuing>I have to go to work in 4 hoursguess I'm grinching
>>521484079>he Doesn't know
>>521484079Because that's the name of an anime series, you dumbfuck retard.
>HAKU TON
>>521484079Since I'm home, I can now post this. You cunts really didn't come through.
I'll save my games for tomorrow
>>521484079>doesn't know about DtB>doesn't know how to write things into googleyou were given meme answers because by asking this question you put you sheer ignorance and newfaggotry on display
>>521484079I already told you to look up Darker than Black in Google it's not my fault you are retarded
Can't wait for the collab to dank on you nolife losers
>>521484591Where's your "everybody dies" music
>>521484717
>>521484890The other one
>>521484406And what the fuck is this supposed to tell me, retard?
>burgerof course it is
>>521484181Okay, and? Why is she saying an anime series name?
>>521484989too blacktoo strongtoo blacktoo strong
>>521484989>semen color chart
>>521484989>confirms he's a retard who doesn't know how to google thingslol
>>521484079NOW I'VE LOST IT
>>521485124Right, because being a third worlder would make it make sense.
>>521484989What do Americans have in their tap water?
>>521485361Lead, weaponized autism and stuff that makes frogs gay
>>521484989That must be like 30 pages into the search engine since I got it on the first page
>current time in Florida is 10:42Really makes you think...
Majsoul Friends Room 98646(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=98646
>>521484989Are you the same retard from a year ago?
So the bottom line is that the retard from here who made the subs is some weeb who can't help but basedface and reference shit, the first episode had the same thing.
>>521485632Kill yourself
>>521485479Page 10The Amerigolem can't help but sow discontent wherever it lumbers
>>5214856102/4
>>521485131you're watching memesubs you dumbfuck retard^2
>>521485453>>521485828
>>521485916That still doesn't explain it. Why the fuck is she randomly saying an anime series? It doesn't make sense even as a joke.
>watching meme subs>complain about memes in subsThe burger education system at work.
>>521485985
>>521486017She says it because her conversation partner is Darker than BlackYou need to watch S2EP10 of the series to understand this reference
>>521485732She didn't say that. Or search that.
>>521486017that's because memesubs are lolrandom shit since the show is so boring
>>521485928Sex with Shmion
>>5214856103/4
>>521486192Takano would do this
>>521486164S2 of what, Pon no Michi? Where is it?
I love a bit of telly in the afternoon
I will not qI will not join friendliesI will not play rankedandI will be happy
>>521486096Nah, you fags are just unfunny fucks. No one is going to understand these subs except for your circlejerk.
>>521486325S2 of DtB obviously
>>521486192>>521486467Mahjong?
>>521486476Cry about it, bitch.
>>521486526
I hate mahjong
>>521486476I will have you know the subs had a good reception among LATAM jongers
>>521483716If I play 20 games will it count the first or last 10?
>11 online>2 game already ongoingPlease queue.....
>>521486619>third worlders enjoy unfunny memesNo surprise there. Good riddance, hopefully no actual human watches these.
>>521485610closed.
I'm not a beaner or jonger but I enjoyed them
>>521486602>Higurashi has Ciel>Ciel is from Tsukhime>Tsukihime is in the same universe as Fate>Majsoul has a Fate collabQED we are technically having a collab with Higurashi
>Anything I don't like is bad.
>>521486692I'll queue when my position is threatened and not a second before
I'm going to stop at 4 games
>>521486728My man Burgerland is a third world country so you should be enjoying it in that case
>>521486838yes
>>521486738nyo...thanks for hosting anyway
>>521486819Ciel is the worst Tsukihime girl, however.
Cunt.
>>521486930LATAM is fourth world at that rate.
>>521487079>41
I'm tired of pretending. I love the blue haired french woman.
>>521487148
>>521487107Cambodia has better life expectancy than your shitholeGive it up bro
>>521487148Who?
>>521487413Cambodia also has a lower general IQ which explains why they liked this unfunny shit
>>521487425The curry ass
>>521487468>has a lower general IQnothing beats your literacy rate, burger
>>521487609Hit a nerve thirdie?
>>521487656I accept your concession.
>>521487425Ciel!
uh oh 3rd world melty
CURRY BANZAI
>>521487468I think you have beaten every country on low IQ charts recentlyYou are No. 1 that way, I guess
>>521487738I don't see any curry in the pictureis it under the dress?
>>521487935My wife...
Obvious troll is obvious
>>521488029>>521488106Yeah...
>>521488106It's your brethren burgerbro, take care of him
why wouldn't you riichi a two kan chiitoi
melty doko
>>521488525It's not a matter of would or wouldn't you simply can't unless it's something like 223333444455m77p but that's a ryanpeikou
>>521488661>223333444455m77pIs this a melty combo?
>>521488661anon, I'm pretty sure he meant that 2 kan dora were opened
>>521488890yeah someone in my tournament game just dama tsumo'd a chiitoi with two kans on the board
>>521488890Then he should have said that instead of writing a misleading short description
>>521489037I was talking to the player
>>521489037>a misleading short descriptionthe only way you can misinterepret "2 kan riichi" is if you assume someone doesn't understand how chiitoi workskans are a description of the game state, at least in this general
>>521488985Was it chiitoi nomi or chiitoi dora 6
>>521488985Anon he only reached tenpai in the last round...
>>521489186We get hypothetical ankan chiitoi questions all the time so it's not like it's something new
>he probably thinks the "what if two players pon the same tile" posts aren't ironic
>>521489379>hypothetical ankan chiitoithere was just one question about using repeating pairs in chiitoi with majsoul rules this month iirccan you link a couple recent ones?
>forgot to turn on my script>game startedTurn the telly off
Someone post that Youmu page
I hope we get another blitz notips tourney. I think I actually improved my game a little while training for it.
>>521489609Getting it bimonthly would be already bad enough and shows that not everyone understands chiitoi like you said
I'm not playing anymore
>>521489867we get newfags every month and it's a legitimate question since there are rule variations
TO take my name off the sing up list
>>521489692>burgers play so badly they have their own chiitoi variant
TO, remove my corpse from my burning car wreckage
TO reset my score
Esteban sisters....
TO marry me and bear my child
>>521490292Deserved for the dama two matches ago, deal in deal in
dokTOr, turn off my pon inhibitors!
can someone send the manga scene where she says that she just let her win on purpose
>>521490531Here's your dose
>>521490564that she just let her win on purpose
>>521488543What the nyaa
I know I will not qualify, I know my last game is uselessHOWEVER
>>521490813It is useless? Ay, I know.But who fights ever hoping for success?I fought for lost cause, and for fruitless quest!
>>521483670>>521483723tbf he only had one revealed wind triplet, a good player would fall for that as well
Number 16You should probably queue before you get lapped
>>521489730you didn't
>>521490564
>>521490285hermanas...
100 should be enough
>>521490985
why is diskoteka avariya on your eurobeat playlist
Sup jongers, didn't even know there was a thread for this. Neat.Last day of the Akagi event in Riichi City has been kind to me. Feels good.
>>521492159Same reason I listen to this: https://youtu.be/oONv3YqLIhk
just won my first match guys
>>521492367With all due respect kind sir we only use Mahjong Soul here and Riichi City is shunned uponAtone for your sins by participating in the next Ten story thread this september on /a/
>>521492367>jongersWe're not jongers.>>>/vt/jong
>>521492159Same reason this is in my "Japanese" playlist.
>j*ngers
>>521493415
>>521482619Continuation of the stream:https://www.twitch.tv/pintsmjgFeel free to join comms in mumble
>>521482619thanks for watching and commentating with me lads, i think it turned out less scuffed than expected>>521492159i think i added a few in accidentally
>>521490186Isn't chiitoi already American?
TO?Why can I still q?
>>521490615Galaxy is pretty lively these days, I don't remember the last time I had to queue in Sun.
>>521492367>do 10 rolls>get Ten
That Illya requires correction.
>>521493559>Have free time maybe I should join>Remember yesterday's thread Next time maybe.
>>521494159>MAKA gives her an S+ rating on all 8 roundshow do you respond without sounding mad
Tsumo!Ryuuiisou!
Philosopher, physician, poet, brawler, and musician;famed for his lunar expeditionand for duels and battles no less;and lover too, to his own distress!Here lies Hercule Savinien de Cyrano de Bergerac,who was everythingyet was nothing.
>double dora dropI love no tips
>>521494858You could tell he realized he fucked up from the delay on the second. Brilliant.
>>521494557>Faat
>>521494595I came
>>521494557Is this anime good?
>>521495072Snuff fan!?
>>521495287I'll save the game log in my porn folder
Would you guys care if I went and started making oc for /jong/, I mean you guys don't really post my ocs anyways and jong people seems to like it way more.
>>521495583>you guys don't really post my ocsHave you tried making good ocs?
>>521495583your ocs are highly specific in nature
>>521495583I don't care what happens over there, if you started double dipping I wouldn't notice.
>>521495583give an example of your oc
>join tournament to play good mahjong>open kans>gomi hand pushes>yakuhai nomi I'm just gonna queue during euro hours only
>>521495583I care what happens over there, if you started double dipping I would hate you forever.
>>521495583Can you create pictures with chairs & shadows by chance? We're having an open position for that.
>copebot is downwhat do I do now
>>521495583Go right ahead, anon. Anyone who actually cares about the /mjg/ /jong/ divide isn't right in the head.
>>521496051Your other copebot?
>>521496195can't copebot tournaments
>>521492572I play 3 clients, true idort.>>521492661Shit, didn't know there was a difference.
I'm in my 11th game
>>521496303how? let me in...
>>521495929But these are euro hours.
>>521496423Pai a cute.
>>521496423I miss when fansubs were a thing and certain groups would delay releases for weeks just so they could pull off funny shit like this.
Based chankan.
>>521495885https://mjgbooru.com/post/5898
>queue to protect qualifying placement >fourth
W-what is this rat creature I found on the booru?
>play well and qualify>punished to play more mahjongit's not fair.
wanna see a funny meme
no, go do your chores
no, actually
>>521497215The best character in the game because of how hot she is and how much seethe she generates.
>>521497496Ah, she's the hottest because she has a ton of fur!
I'm a month and a half into my cut and I feel like I have roid rage
>>521497564imagine the smell in summer
>>521497439>>521497454cmon man you will totally find it funny, you two should seriously check out this funny meme
>sainttard wins by getting the better haipaiit's like watching someone win a coin toss 8 times in a row
Play Riichi city
>>521497093yeah I'm not reposting that, def try in /jong/
im hardstuck novice 2 but i have fun and im going to pump for the fate collab
how the fuck cat got to play 11 games
I can't really explain why but it seems some anons can queue up even though they have played their 10 games.It's probably related to the """bug""" that makes it so that some people appear with 0 games played in the lobby ranking.Anyways don't worry about the bug, so far the info in the tournament manager looks ok, but please don't queue up if you already played your 10 games.Any game past 10 you play is not going to count anyways and if I see you playing I'll remove you from the tourney roster, and if I do so there's no guarantee your stats remain stored in the tourney logs so if you are in the top 16 or close to it I don't recommend you take the risk.
>>521498959Luigi put on his best drip just to get blown out by yagooey...
At least it doesn't add to total score.
>>521499035you can remove me from the roster anyway
Queue you fags, don't let the telly die
>>521499205no, I'm grinching
>>521499149I'd rather not mess with the system, but if I see some anon trying to abuse the system I'll try to do somethign about it.Also sasuga Yostar, not even the first bug I encountered while managing this tourney.
>>521493559ty for stream anon
okay I'm gonna queue up now
>>521493559thanks for the streem
>>521499630wait for me
>>521499772what's your name start with so I know if I want to play
>>521499630anon doesnt wanna be on the telly and have his notips blunders made fun of
>>521493559Thanks for watching. Like I said at the end, if there's matches during EU hours and TO doesn't want to stream, I'll boot up the telly again.I'll upload the VoD shortly.
>>521495583Go ahead, I like seeing you make OC
Q up bastards, I need my 12th game.
>>521500306not anymore
I am ready to watch or commentate.
>>521499035
>>521499970Yay, can't wait to show my 2 minute match to all my friends
>>521498769why is wormslut playing with the chink tiles?
I will queue in 3 hours.
I'm not queueing anymore.
Flooring it through a yellow gives me the same thrill as pushing a musuji
>>521493559>>521499970VoD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=525JtpSlpV4
>>521501352Stream again, people are playing.
>dodged all the telliesNobody can make fun of my gross missplays, ha.
>TO punch>TO kickwtf why is TO so violent?
TO needs correction IMMEDIATELY
>>521502171Meidos are 99% anger and violence, only surpassed by sheep.
>>521484239holy kino
>>521502171You'd be angry too if you had to tardwrangle every tournament.
TO, please ban every Yuzu player from the tourney.
>>521502612I'd be angry if I ever had to write typescript.
>>521502912Don't do it, kyururu
TO claim their bones.
I actually qualified. I'm so relieved.
>>521504287hey stop knocking me down
>>521504287not for long
>>521495229So far, yes!
Queue in 30 mins onegai
>>521504361>>521504382Go ahead, risk it all on stream while I kick back, relax, and laugh at your misplays...
>>521502912Is the infestation that bad?
>>521495583Sorry but I post almost exclusively Yuzu
>>521495229what's the name of this anime
>>521495229They adapted a whole volume in one episodeThe manga is very iyashikei and the anime sacrificed the mood in favor of story but it is enjoyable in its own way just don't expect the same vibes
>1st place sub 4% deal-in rate
>>521505395Being a folder in a sea of pushers has its merits.
Threadly reminder that honors are genbuts'.
>>521505395
>>521504653>blurry, salty long stringIs that K******* having a melty on the telly?
Telly doko?
>>521505640Tell that to the saints that haven't qualified.
3 in queue
I want an official statement in the thread.
>>521506052>>521499035
>>521482619VOD here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl2IcmOHy90seems i fucked up the audio levels as usual with mumble being quite loud and my voice getting quieter as the stream goes on, i'll try and fix it for next timehere's a fun clip from the stream too https://files.catbox.moe/pxobgu.webm
>>521506309>>521499035Okay, I didn't see that.Thanks for the 10+2 games.
The strongest, the fastest
>>521505738You made me dig up the screenshot I took a year ago to check.
Ronned inside...
>>521506468Stevebros don't look
>>521506584>not a meltyboring... remake the emote
>>521506468Not funny and not fair, the game is literally rigged against us Stevechads.
>>521506584Thespacesarenevercomingback...
>>521506643Forgot the image.
>that game got streamedno...
>>521506713Can you not please?
https://youtu.be/525JtpSlpV4?t=1907
>>521507147
>>521507147why did the saint do that if the 7s was a dangerous tile and can be ronned either way?he risked giving both chankan and uradora to a riichi on the ippatsu
QUEUERS DOKOOO
>>521507483ura doesn't flip on chankan
>>521507673It does in real clients.
DON'T QUEUE I'M GOING TO GET BUMPED OFF
>>521507754post a tenhoe chankan clip
>>521506468oh nonono stedditors BTFO
>>521507798anon, this just means that now YOU have to queue
Go ahead bump me off, see if I careI don't even want to be here
WHAT'S THE CUTOFF
>>521508571on the carrot
RaiOhGar: Asuka and the King of Steel
>>521508571You need to be above 72.5
Romancing SaGa 2: Revenge of the Seven
>>521507754no it fucking doesnt?
>>521508769Why lie? You need to be above 82.2
>>521509291Because someone in the top 16 hasn't finished 5 games, baka
>>521508693>Their next game is going to be futa
queuers doko
Do we even have enough people to queue?
>>5215098402/4
>>521509840what the fuck did you just call me
>>521509840I hopped off queue to get some food, I'll be back later
I'm only a queuer when the telly is on
>>521509291wryyytard...
>>521510091Be a straight!
Real life training wheels!https://www.mjstars.net/product-page/amos-numbers
I'm not getting lucky this tourney. I'm done
>>521510091whore
I feel just like shino, if the telly is on my flow skyrockets.
>>521510351>captain rons everyone but meyeah no
I'm playing a tonpuu and a hanchan for the first time with my friends. all the time I spent over the years to convince them finally pays off
>>521510240>freedom numbersVery patriotic and American tiles.
forced reddit meme
>>521510869sure, host
>>521510869KYS
>>521510869Yeah, no
>>521510869but marimo is already winning in the tourney!
>prime time saturday EU evening>can't get a single game goingHow do we fix the tourney problem
>>521510240Did they really have to put the pei hatsu chun together like that?
>>521511230>Didn't rush all his games in the first two hoursskill issue
>>521505738why are we giving attention to this attention whore?
>>521511415I have other business to attend to
>>521511332those pesky americans really cant help themselves.After all they only have niggers on their minds 24/7
>Riichi>Ippatsu>Tsumo>Ura doraIs this the trademark of a luckshitter?
JP2 in Japan: $1100JP2 as soon as it lands in America: $2400 not including the $600+ shipping
>>521512349low volume = higher shippingalso if you haven't been paying attention, there's a bit of a trade war going on right now
>>521512349You can thank Orange Man for that.
>>521512012Needs more dora and akadora
>>521512602>>521512724I pulled prices from back in January to be consistent. The new Riichi Style will be $3000+ but that's not really comparable as they are slightly different products.
>>521511332Did this pathetic loser bitch really have to ragequit a league match?
>>521513579Just use a proxy/forwarder then?
>>521513915that won't work anymore, tariffs have been put on literally every country in the world specifically to prevent people/businesses from doing that.
>>521501521Sorry, I was doing something else. Is it worth streaming or is it dead?
>>521513915I mean sure but that's not my point. The service in question is the official importer of all of these products and they are still charging about the same as a proxy service, sometimes it's even more expensive. Trumps tariffs have nothing to do with it, they have been doing this shit for years now.
I should have voted for the nigger who hates people like me! I will never forgive you, Trump!
telly doko
>>521514838Hibiki would say that
>>521514838
https://www.twitch.tv/atoru_mjg
>>521514871Qualifiers strim:https://www.twitch.tv/pintsmjgJoin mumble to commentate
Who do I watch
>>521515084>penis
>>521514838Democracy is all about making a choice between the terrible option and the unimaginably bad option.
>>521515084forgot image
>>521514838I voted for this
>>521514838Anyone who hates people like you is a good person.
When You Encounter Bigger and Better Guns
>>521513841You wouldn't get it, there's no point in playing if you're not having fun
>>521516026Oh look, the little bitch is crying.
I wonder what would have happened if that kid didn't miss
>>521514838>burger hours
I'm too black for this shit
why's the ranking fucked
What hours?!
hm
>>521517771Remember to thank the baggies for that
>>521517876Those 1hand sanma tournaments were the best though, so we really should.
Please to having lower quality stream for my internet sir? I am not can watch current.
>>521518690just don't redeem the stream saar
>>521518690wait for the vod saarchama
>>521518690Good morning saar.
Queue now for free lobster!
>>521519443>RiverUmm ackshually that's crayfish.
>>521519793*crawdad
>>521520190>>521520190>>521520190
Already a new thread? But this one barely started./mjg/ is too fast.
>>521520519
>>521510240Ordered. Hope you're on commission, thanks!
>hit top 16 in 5 games then don’t queue to run out the clockunsportsmanlike