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Praying to lord Gaster this thread won't be as shitty as the last one
You had one job and it was to not cook up new bread.Now we all have to suffer again.
good morning /utg/. how is your day?
why should I care about deltarune? does deltarune have any sports?
>>521578726hockey
>>521578831cool, what part in the game can i play it?
>>521578912it is always playable, in our hearts
This creature appears to be the type of specimen whom willingly partakes in some sort of activity involving virile males of the homo sapien species.
>>521579052what the hell man, so there's no sports in the game?i can't be in this thread anymore, goodbye
>>521579179Bye bye.
>>521579081BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED >>521579179see you tomorrow
>tfw my brainrot's set in so hard i've had to resort to coming here just to get my fixI NEED THE GAME TOBERT PLEASE
>>521579081Toriel is a very lucky woman.
>>521579332June 5
>>521579453
I don't want to [WAIT] anymore. I just want to be happy.
>>521579332It's very sad that you feel compelled to come hereEven reddit is a less insufferable place
I've been working on a timeline of events.I will elaborate later. I am quite sleepy.
>>521579734>Even reddit is a less insufferable placedebatable, but frankly all i need is to CONSUME, and i'd rather do it here than on r*dditalso, i saw that pic last thread and i just wanna say it's sick as hell
I have a controversial opinionI think Minecrap SUCKS, I don't get why Berdly and Kris like it so much.
we just have to WAIT
>>521580181>we just have to WAITwe just have to WAIT
REMINDER: Deltarune is NOT coming out tomorrow, stop being delulu
>>521580529Shut the fuck up bitch. Magic ain't real. You aren't real.
>>521580153>Said Snowy
Magic is real.Battler lost.
>>521580153Ever play with Lego?
Which starter did you guys pick I picked Susie
>>521580153They're fictional characters based on the behavior of real zoomers, but not the brainrotted normie zoomers.
anyone have saved that one image of the art critic complaining that ralsei is not the next salvador dali?
I relate a lot to Ralsei since he's nobody's favorite person.
after the announcement of the part 7 anime today, i wonder what kris would look like if his cowboy outfit got the SBR treatment?
>>521580153All kids need an excuse to bond! It's better than robl*x, whatever it's called in this universe.
Deltarune is just an elaborate social experiment for Toby to see how long it can keep /utg/ on life support.
TENNA IS CUTEI LOVE TENNA
>>521582045Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is massively overrated
>>521583348But is it bad?
>>521582754>whatever it's called in this universe.It'd probably be "Roblux" like from Toby's shitposthttps://www.tumblr.com/fwugradiation/190954911841/getting-on-in-the-years
>>521583443It's fine i guess
Fave is looking for media that is perfectly rated
Tobyyyyyy! Can we get more nicepants content?
>>521583923Nah Fave just wonders why a story with such an inignorable amount of plot holes, forgotten threads, and bad writing is the most popular and beloved anime/manga series in the world right now and is just assuming that the references and well-done art are carrying the entire thing
>>521583307lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo the toriel pic
>>521584417Careful now, with talk like that you'll summon Araki's hardest defender.
>>521584417Is Jojo’s a weekly manga, cause if it is then I give that shit a free pass, imagine busting your balls having to write and draw by the seat of your pants per weekly deadline
>>521584664It used to be weekly, it's now monthly. The long period of time between chapters makes people impatient and such.I'm sure as a Deltarune Fan you know the feeling all too well, don't you?
>>521579081excellent post
>>521584774I’ve handled the years waiting for this game by just working on writing my own shit desu (and I find the hardest part is actually narrowing down events that happen, multiple-choice paralysis is a bitch)
I didn't give a fuck about Jojo's Bizarre Anything after they killed off the best characters. The Pillar Men.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRrOLTHu-ew
the community pillar men…
>>521585631https://youtu.be/lRrOLTHu-ew?si=xVzMls59QTwSVsqa
>>521585979>IP grabbing youtube link that was already posted three posts above it correctly
Fave goes into old rock comment sections and spams it with quotes and references
>>521586073>mfw some boomer just wants to remember the good old days listening to REO Speedwagon with his bros but the youtube comment section is just filled with weeaboos instead of classic rock boomers
Where does my IP go once it's grabbed?
>>521586351You didn't hear it from me, but it goes in the dossier.
>>521586237I saw some Family Guy clip of one of the characters singing Walk Like an Egyptian and all the comments were Jojo referencesBtw Family Guy is canon in Deltarune
>>521586414>spoilerWhat ever happened to that guy anyway? I remember chuckling anytime the word was mentioned
Remember>bigot towerThat feels like so long ago now
>>521581734bump
Food, now.
>>521587525now make this AI nude Temmie do the dance the other AI Temmie did
>>521579081most based post in this thread
>>521587789if I knew what program he used id do that
>Remember>>bigot towerI will always rember pizza tower.
>>521588260
Deltarune x Steel Ball Run announced
https://voca.ro/19ti9FVR26ej
hell yeah, schizophrenia thread!53 Days left and (according to local time) 13 hours and 6 minutes.
>>521594971>schizophrenia thread!so every thread?
>>521594327>>521595187https://voca.ro/14zjZsJijONXGIVE M E Y O U R S H I Z O M E M E S
https://voca.ro/1mmmQo8ABRjL
My calculation was not taking into account that the hours deduct from the day.52 days, 12 hours and 55 minutes until release.
https://voca.ro/1nRfCdSIqKvO
>>521595737>>521595737I have the audio of their convo (real)https://voca.ro/14SYuAwhQ3hW
>>521596070always heard it's good.a friend gave it to me illy nilly.never got around to play it, really.>smacks lipwhat a shame.
Kris has a bad day at school and as soon as they enter the dark world, they start pressing their thumbs into Ralsei's eyes as a form of stress relief. This doesn't hurt him, it just makes him really uncomfortable.The thing is, in the part of Ralsei's head beneath the eyes, there's a button underneath each eye that when pressed hard enough, can trigger the calamity from the delta rune legend or the roaring. His left eye-button is for the calamity and the right eye-button is for the roaring. By jamming their thumbs into his eyes, Kris has started and stopped the world from ending several times, because pressing both of them cancels out and does nothing. Especially unbeknownst to anyone is that triggering either of these events somehow minimizes the effects of global warming, so by the time Kris has stopped molesting Ralsei's eyes, global warming is no longer an issue.Unfortunately, this means the next time Kris takes to using his eyes like stress toys, they will cause the next ice age.
>>521596649but i know the things it preaches already.
>>521597516getting to actually experience it yourself and picking dialogue based around it is far more immersive than just knowing.
i love my wife
Remember to trust the plan, things aren't as bad as they seem.
>>521598119you might be right, but i am hard to convince to start anything.i am a very lethargic person.
>>521599172>but i am hardgay
>>521599134And we still won't see the full game until like 2035
>>521598764that's a cool wife, would be a shame if she became gay.
>>521599640Dunno why you people forget bisexual people exist
>>521600002>you peoplewhat do you mean "you people"
>>521600002bisexuality is one of the three evolutions a woman can go through.but bisexuality is a trait for those without options and struggle with their romantic inadequacy and as a result will forfeit their sexuality alltogether in pursuit of someone who will tolerate waking up next to them.it is not a sexuality to be bisexual but romantic desperation.
I just accidentally dropped and smashed my tablet. Now I can't read bad fanfiction in bed.How am I supposed to sleep without my bedtime stories.said Alphys
>>521600731Alphys's tablet reconstruction ray backfires and creates a stone tablet with a bunch of new commandments including that anime should be illegal
>>521600885but anime WOULD be sorta illegal in christianity.>"Thou shall not make Idols"one could say she RELIGIOUSLY watched mew mew kissy cutie.the regard in which it is held could be likened to an Idol.but hey, we still have hololive - the sequel to holocaust.
If Noelle was real she'd probably hate bisexual people and view them as traitors like a lot of lesbians do.
>>521602723>what is your world view?>homo-erotic fascism- you are either with us, or against us!Noelle went from modern france to vichy france.
why can't you guys just be normal
>>521602723What about enbies?
hello frens
>>521603124What even is "normal" in 2025 is the question
>>521603134"enbi" is just means "can't pass"
>>521603243la momento de ESL
>>521603441okay, troon.
How tight is your bussy, kraut?
>>521603706not as tight as i wished your mouth was.
>>521603706>>521603845this reminds me of the day back in december when i choked on my boyfriends capital D
>>521604327and then he thought to himself>finally it stopped speaking
>>521604754he did like the hot noises we made, if i recall correctly, i think he commented on that, but he loves my voice in our voicechats more than anything. i know that for sure. <3
>>521603845>not as tightWhore
>>521604971it would be so romantic to hit you with a brick over the head like kain.
>>521606038aww, i think krautsie wautsie is very jealooouus!! :)
Cut something my beloved...
>>521606817uhh what
>>521606898Catti is one of the "somethings" cut out of the game >this was revealed to me in a dream
kraut, why must you act like an ass all the time.
>and these threads give me a good reason to.I get messing with people once in a while but dont you wanna talk to them for once instead of being a miserable, lonley, sad sack all the time?
if it makes you feel any better, i become REASONABLY optimistic when i am REALLY down shit creek.
>>521607952He does but only to doomerfag
>>521607626i know that me being lovey dovey about my boyfriend can look cringey to others. but be honest, you lowkey like faggots like me because you see something.faggots like me is obviously one of the reason for you to stay around these parts.if you were so full of hatred about undertale/deltarune you wouldn't even be here.
>>521608365you are more full of yourself than tangy when he vored spadeking.
i didn't choose noelle when susie asked with whom i want to go at festival i hope i didn't screw up snowgrave route
>>521609626You didn't. It's just one of those things that keep in the spirit of the route without being necessary, like a lot of the "requirements" we thought it had when it was first discovered.
>>521610136i mean we don't know if that decision influence a future chapter and we can't meet noelle if don't select herbut i don't think toby would do that
>>521609626deltarune's ungaying route is probably going to become very complex.things to take into consideration:>full genocide route ending with icing berdly>aborted genocide?>showing noelle her own clock>who you want to go to the festival with (*I WILL RIDE WITH YOU)all of these might factor into the totality of how the game treats your relationship.what if susie finds out?what would ralsei say?would noelle eventually grow so powerul that she outgrows your voice? (probably)all we know is that there will be consequences at the very least if you go through with it.
>>521610660I don't think it will be "ungaying." Noelle becomes bolder in that route and will likely seek comfort from Susie. She would depend on her even more if her dad dies.The aborted Snowgrave route isn't really accounted for — all the Darkners that were frozen just disappear, and everything plays out the same as the normal route. So I don't think Toby will make too many ramifications, even though I hope he does.Maybe he didn't because making ramifications this early would be difficult to develop as they continue to accumulate.
>>521600002Tbdesu I always got the impression Toby takes a "everyone is bi" approach to his characters' sexuality.
>>521612785Ha, no
I remember when evidence of the snowgrave route was initially found here and I was 100% convinced it was a troll because you guys always spread misinformation.
>>521612738here's a likelier theory adjacent to yours.she will not just grow bold.but she will take that lesson from kris and take things by the force.that force gives her all the confidence she ever needs.two things might happen.>susie will be socialized so much that she will not fight back and get raped.>susie will reject noelle and that will mentally deterriorate her so much that she and her new-found powers might cause something drastic like the roaring.>tl;dr:>faggot doesn't get what it wants>world endslol mao
that's how the story looks so far as far as i understand
>>521609558She never vored and she's dead.
Undertale 1998: Sans vs Cleopatra
>>521613371Same, couldn't find anyone on twitter discussing. I remember only bits of code getting posted at first and no one actually knew how to do Snowgrave for a few hours.Didn't it take one of the anons streaming it for people to realize it was real?
>>521614094no bitches, no nutrients.no wonder he's dead.>https://voca.ro/1iEGqkjL51CZ
A possible ramification might be that you get napstablook in the darkworld instead of undyne if you talk to her and she has to capture the dog prisoners.
>>521613829You must have skipped all the necessary pre-reading if this is all you got from the first two chapters
>>521615709well given the fact that i keep hearing this from gay people, i have to assume that reading must be a faggot thing.
>>521613829
>>521615959you're funny.
>>521578610He became real
If Deltarune's Papyrus likes the skeleton horses show like his beta version, he should have an argument with Toriel, who prefers the older models because that's what she grew up with, over the figurines.
>>521617472time to put him in the freezer.
Good mornin' Deltaruners.At what age did you learn you could edit video game files and how did it make you feel?
>>521618539slightly less retarded than before.i learned a lot about early game design because of it
>>521618539This is the kinda question a doctor asks you to see if you're on the spectrum
>>521618675Bruh 90% of this general are zoomers, they fucking grew up with vidya at age 7 or something. This is an important question.
He deserved better
>>521619329Is it tho, I found out about it pretty early on but I can't say it made me feel any particular way, just "Huh, that's neat"
>>521619637>smellow
i love boyo ralseo
>>521620572get FUCKING flushed
>>521618539I was probably around 10-ish when I discovered romhacking and I thought it was the coolest thing ever although I was far more into RPG Maker
Are Jockington and Catti actually gonna be the focus of ch 4? They don't seem like very significant characters.
>>521623468They seem about as significant as Berdly and there's definitely material to work withWhether they'll actually get to be side characters in a chapter like Berdly or if those somethings were cut remains to be seen
>>521623468catti seems enough significant with occult and her relationship with kris
since it took 10 hours for 174 posts to happen, we can assume that if the rate of posts per hour is unchanging that we will need 43,10 hours to reach 750 posts.43,10 hours is 1,795 days or 1 day and 19 hours, 6 minutes and a bit more than 12 seconds.
>>5216244481795 days until Deltarune Chapter 5, got it.
>>521624448>one thousand seven hundred ninety-five days = 1 day?
>>521624448How many posts do we have to make to manifest Deltarune chapter 5?
>>521625087Don't know, but we're one post closer now.
>>521624738based on my timezone: 35minutes, 7hours, 3 days and 7 weeks.alternatively 35 minutes, 7 hours and 52 daysor 1 month 3 weeks 7 hours and 35 minutes.a totality of exactly 4.260.900 seconds or 1,59 months.
The Toy Story posts were a distraction. This is the real plot of chapter 3.
>>5216248230,5 is 1/21.000 is a thousand.learn to read numbers, mister fahrenheit.
i failed not getting hit by the cars so i don't have a perfect savefile..
I don't think Sans is capable of traveling through time or alternate universes. What's actually going on is all Sanses have some means of communicating with eachother, they might even be telepathically linked. Like a collective hivemind passing multiversal information to one another. One might even call it a "Sanscord" as you will.
>>521625603Gonna be honest, my country uses commas as decimal separators, but I always and only use dots instead.
>>521625536The ending of Chainsaw Man will be the devils finding out they don't need to power themselves on human fear, they can use laughter.
>>521625787tell me, what does your country call 1*10^9?
>>521626043A billion? What kind of question is that?
>>521626130it should be called a milliard tho'
>>521626130basically unsalvageable.
>>521626484Imagine writing 1*10^9 instead of 1e9 LMAO
>>521626630first you handicap yourself and now you are just handicapped.
do you think the schizo armors/weapons will stay powerfull?maybe we will fuse them to keep them relevant?
>>521626949who plays gaster?
You guys DO know how to do math right?Solve 2^4+3(4+7)÷5
>>521627075Gaster doesn't appear in the movie but he gets a mention in one of the songs.
>>521627075Toby Fox.
>>521626949>susie cannot perceive breakfast>she doesn't eat chalk in the movie adaptation but instead eats corn starch.absolute cinema.
>>521626949THIS JOKE ISN'T FUNNY, IT WAS NEVER FUNNY, FUCK YOU FOR FALLING FOR INDUSTRY PLANT MEMES
jevilstail is the better item but devilsknife is cooler and it's literally jevil himself
it's homestuck day today. never forget where toby started.
>>521627462It's an edit of a poster, Gaster. Chill.
>>521627251All good Underruners know that one plus two equals...QUIRKY!!!!
>>521627136Why does Toby have long eyelashes? Is he a faggot?
>>521627527>have to choose between being able to give kris a magic stat or having Jevil himselfdamn you tobathy
>>521627075
>>521627686men naturally have longer eyelashes then woman do, woman just cheat and wear fake ones a lot for some reason
>>521627251CHAPTER 5 ON THE 22ND OF JUNE????
>>521627785So you're implying all men have inherent fagginess to them?
>>52162725121,8
>>521627891only because we decided long eyelashes are feminine despite men having them more then woman toby is defiently a fag though look at his favorite character ralsei
i gave the present to noelle
i ate the presentyum yum
>>521627631I AM CHILL, I JUST HATE THE MINECRAP MOVIE. WHY ARE PEOPLE UNIRONICALLY WATCHING SLOP AND GIVING IT MORE MONEY.
>>521628162I hope it is the gift of life or telling her to get one and touch grass.
>>521627971How did you even get that number.
>>521628162I did that on my first playthrough, too. I don't like decisions like that in games but I figured giving it back to Noelle made more sense and it would just be like returning it than favoring her over the other characters or anything.
>>52162725122,6
:3
>>52162725120ish
>>521626758Yes.
>>521628472calculating?
GOAT
>>521629220Ghibli AI filter lowkey annoys me because none of the images it produces look anything like Ghibli. It looks like western pastelcore art that's vaguely inspired by anime.
>>521629426Did you forget how to use PEDMAS, anon?Are you stupid?
>>521630079i don't speak mexican.
>>521628903
What if Deltarune!Asriel is fat?
>>521630516i'd cum
>>521630516canon already>source?it came to me in my dreams
>>521630841you don't have friends
been playan hearts of iron 4 recentlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU6mMLmaZhg>>521631505stop being an asshole
>>521631626i don't see a reasonable proof that i am wrong.
Tomorrow is another MondayGonna be swamped with work againGotta stay motivated for Gundams and Deltarune....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8N6ANrVswk
Noelle is passively transphobic. A long time ago, she used to have a crush on Kris, but when they declared themself to be genderless, she kept beating herself up over still seeing them as a girl since the crush wouldn't fade, until the day she got sick and spent a good while crying in the bathroom while her mom was away, then she decided to stop thinking about the crush at all and move on with her life. Noelle has since forgotten everything, but feels a pang like the start of a headache any time the topic is brought up, causing her to associate it with pain, thus having a negative perception of it.
It's literally giving Mamoru Hosoda over Miyasaki or Takahata. I even see a bit of Shinkai but nothing Ghibli, the chatgpt filter sucks.
>>521631960>i am friends with youi even pretend to not be friends with people that like me.your chances of friendship aren't in the percent but in the permille.
Get flushed temmieturd, not even kraut wants to associate with you because you are a creepy stalker and danger to society but also immensely retarded and have absolutely nothing of value to say about anything ever. You are subhuman!
If Toby is so Japanese, why isn't there a bitan (cow-like sea monster) in Undertale?
What the fuck happened to Glitchtale why is its creator cancelled?
>>521632781Berdkek hates themKraut hates themAscafag hates themanti-threadfags and threadfags alike hate themcan you get any more hated then temmieturd?
>>521632369Holy kino
>>521633104Didn't that happen like 3 times already?
goob
>>521633106Don't forget how much his own parents hate him, which is why we have to deal with his religiously abused insanity in the first place.
rap game
>>521633054temmieschizo you should watch Wolf Children Ame and Yuki, it's about a beautiful Japanese woman who is a single mother trying to raise her werewolf kids
>>521633289What happened each of those times? Last I checked it was that Mettaton vs Betty fight and people liked it
Shut up ascafag the grownups are arguing.
>>521633054i may not like the tool, but i hate who weilds them against me.>>521633106>themhim.
>>521633706her*
Happy homestuck day
toby is fucking DEAD
>>521633104>>521633603All I remember is the creator did some backstabby stuff; she along with another artist(who got involved in several controversies herself) accused another creator of emotional manipulation which got proven false so noone really wanted to trust her anymore. Apparently worse things came to light afterwards along with Glitchtale just falling off after season 2 or whatever.A shame cuz I followed her since her RHG Battles days and hoped she'd go back to doing stickfights one day.
Underverse mogs glitchtale in litearrly everything>>521633674
>>521633990He couldn't escape the Red Miles :(
gaming
>>521633765>>521633864quit pretending that men in dresses are women.
>>521634221it's RED MILES, secondary.
>transphobia
>>521634276noh~
THAT's a woman???
who hurt you kraut?
>>521634312
>>521633854
if sans has an ecto tongue and an ecto cock, does he also have an ecto ass, with an ecto asshole and an ecto lower intestine?
Don't forget to write the moderation team a letter of thanks for flushing the temmieturd via website feedback.
>>521634921
>>521634827YES!!!!!!!!! HE DOES
ewww stop posting pics or AI altered edits of real people, we're here to talk about FICTION
this is bullshit all of this is bullshitundertale isnt even real who gives a fuck
Why is she brown?
The pain itself is reason why.
PINGAS
FLUSH TEMMIETURD.HE SMELLS.
>>521635384what is gerdew?
Anons, I have a confessionFor the past 2 weeks, I had been replying to some of my own posts about the games to force an on-topic discussion. It rarely works but usually gets drowned out by schizos anyways....
happy homestuck day
>>521635569idk i din't make the image
>>521635253because im not worried that traffic is gonna rape a game dev to death in its basement
>>521635607Anon like half the thread is obvious samefags. The only genuine conversations here, ever, are thread pillars pillaring each other.
it's genuinely worrying how delusional temmietard is.when someone is so detached from reality it makes them unpredictable. he should be put in a mental health facility for his and others safety.
>>521633990Something about his face and him being at a con makes me imagine him in Hussie's place in this picture at the end of Whistles.
>>521633106he even manages to piss off the sane people in /v/ UT/DR threads by virtue of not respecting /vg/ containment
>>521635729He's a real danger to society and especially the real life temmie, the actual innocent human being he is an obsessed stalker over. Hopefully she can get a restraining order against him or get him put in jail for his crimes before he hurts anyone.
>>521635750why would I pay $10.95 when I can just get it for free?has this guy ever been to business school
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>521635308Could pain be [Hyperlink Blocked]?
>>521634029Does this mean no more Betty? :(
>>521578405Now make them kiss.
WE WERE DOING SO WELL FOR THE FIRST 10 HOURS
Sounds like those meds were just a scam after all
>>521636136>whats makes you think ill do it nowbecause your an unstable schizophrenic??????
>>521636136>I know where she livesOh do you now?You have no proof.
>>521636136jesus christ, you are preachy.
you just know
I think temmieschizo is a psyop by the FBI to make undertale fans look bad
>>521636197Turns out you need years of therapy and actual effort put into unfucking your life, temmieturd could choke down on fistfuls of pills all he wants and it will have zero positive effect on his absolutely abhorrent life and completely fucked brain. He will never ever be a regular person and human being. Just a monster.
temmiebrap can’t stop lying so we know he wants to rape temtem but is scared because he’s a skinny scrawny little malnourished lanklet that couldn’t even fight his way out of a wet paper bag
sex?
>>521636448>we will throw a schizophrenic vore-/feetfag into the fold of homosexual pedophiles to discredit themwhat?
>>521635954I don't know. But I hope PAIN is a recurring thing with Gaster/the schizos in future Chapters.
>>521636692We get it, you're a rape victim. It's unfortunate your parents didn't beat you into silence enough.
Go fuck yourself temmietard!Flush yourself temmieturd!GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL TEMMIESTALKER!
>Im actually making a lot of progress compared to where I used to be. blatant lies
sometimes i feel like you guys are TRYING to get him to do something awful to temmie and i wouldnt play with fire like that
sex??
>>521636601>sweetsusie?>softralsei>sour?>saltyberdly>pain?>coldnoelle
>>521636896He needs a soft padded room far away from regular people so he doesn't hurt them.
>>521636896At least if he tries something, he'll get arrested/killed/hospitalized/OD and he won't be able to post garbage anymore
He really does remind me of lowtiergod with how much he lies and projects out of ego
>>521637185What's got you so mad that you feel the need to defend yourself from every accusation?
>>521636601I don't think you're going to have to hope, it'll absolutely come up in some form. Seems important.I don't remember if there was anything with Jevil, but he didn't have the shadow crystal at first, either.
>>521637185Deepfake porn will soon be illegal. Which is a good thing.
sex. confirmed.
>>521637410Accurate depiction of using a hot water bottle while on your period.
>>521636380It's always been really interesting that Terezi was Toby's favorite.>Pyropes>Undertale is basically designed for mind players>Susie (obviously Toby's favorite character) is easily comparable to her
>>521637425can't be unlocked in your playthrough
>>521637329Better question: How is temmiechad making people mad?
>>521637663i need to buy the DLC for that? aww :(
>>521637596>using a hot water bottle while on your periodf-for what?
Ain't got no point to the game, you just walk around killing on shit
>>521637336Yeah, I don't recall any PAIN mentions with Jevil. But Spamton saying it (and even describing it as something you can taste, as Gaster does) makes me think it isn't coincidental. I just hope we see more to fuel my Gaster being obsessed with/researching pain headcanon.
>>521637880Warmth, relaxes the muscles and feels good.
>>521636448The CIA planted and spread around schizos in /utg/ just like they did with crack in Black neighborhoods during the 70s and 80s
>>521638174that is NOT sans
thinking about thos beans
>>521638249women could skip on it for nine months and if they weren't bipolar creatures.
Toby, please let Weather Girl be a sheep, plus patch Deltarune to make Ralsei a sheep.
>>521638471her name is elnina you fucking secondary
thibking abot thos beens
For The Walten Files, all I have is a three word review: The Shit Files
>>521638570She has a confirmed name?
If Toby is king of ero games why is their no official smut yet?
>>521638937holy fucking secondary what a retard
>>521638998How do you know Toby hasn't written any smutfics under an alias?
>>521637910>headcanonPractically canon to me. Gaster is such a mysterious character and Toby knew what he was doing laying out anything that could be linked back to him, including the pain mentions. There's no way Gaster won't at least find pain interesting, not with things like the rhyming text in the files ending with "The pain itself is reason why." even if I think that's about Kris, not with the even more mysterious memoryheads saying a modified version of the lorem ipsum dolor text.There's one part that's not clear to me about the theory, though. Does Gaster desire pain simply because it's pain or was there a deeper reason?
What are your thoughts on there potentially being more than one soul puppeting Kris? The hospital NPC said something about how before the start of the game, Kris would blank out before playing the piano and be really good at it. There's no piano in the Dreemurr household and nothing to imply they practice piano. Do you think it was a completely different soul unrelated to the player?It's obvious the "will be discarded" line in the gonermaker was a second narrator, was it a cry for help from Kris? Maybe our control overwrites whatever evil entity was possessing Kris?Is it the player-chara situation all over again?
>>521631626https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8GGg2b3H0k
>>521639592>Noelle lied to you just now. She did. I don't make mistakes. I'm NOT just like the rest of you. I'm stronger, I'm smarter...I'm better! I AM BETTER!
>>521639592krislander
>>521639592
>>521639651>The hospital NPC said something about how before the start of the game, Kris would blank out before playing the piano and be really good at it.Is this one of those bits where someone says something completely wrong in order to bait discussion?
>>521638781Its alright to be wrong>>521639021You need to control your anger brother>>521639651To be frank, I've always just thought it was one soul controlling Kris, but go off brother.
https://files.catbox.moe/s7bknd.jpgkino soriel
>>521640136Actually, yeah, good point. I don't remember that line. I do know they talk about them being good at piano.
pannkaka
>>521640432>kakadon't say that.
Guys what did you do?
>>521640515POONKAKE
>>521640580PEOPLE VOTE, NOT LAND
>>521639651I don't think there's more than one soul, at least not another soul that isn't Kris's.I do think there was another force influencing them before more directly, but it's lesser with our presence. Just not total third entity, that'd be too confusing.>>521640346You might be mixing it up with Noelle talking about them playing together before Kris would suddenly get very still as if they were remembering something, then go to play the piano.
>>521640136I probably remembered wrong, BUT I DO WANT MORE DISCUSSION>>521640747Yeah, that's probably it, kek.
>>521640515
>>521640840linguistically related to the german "kacke" (crap!)
>>521640840i aint readin all that
>>521639643My theory is that Gaster took the idea of "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" to its extreme and started inflicting intense pain on himself through experiments in an effort to become more powerful (maybe to destroy the barrier? But he might've also just been insane), which is what led to him being shattered across time and space. But I'm not entirely sure how this was accomplished, or how this would tie into Gaster discovering Dark Worlds (perhaps that was what made him shatter? Maybe the deeper you go into darkness, the more painful it becomes or something). Regardless, I'm hoping Toby explores this idea eventually.
>>521641076Some Danganronpafag was playing Roblox when someone said the word "caca". He didn't know what it meant, learnt that it meant poop/shit, and now the word gives him an autism fit.
>>521640580>Entire city called "Hotland">People are surprised that the residents don't support fighting global warming
gay boy
>>521641593projecting, but okay.
>>521641720ja, is okey
You fags should drink more water I can tell you're all unhealthy fucks
>>521642148i literally have a glass of water right next to me right now
>>521642148I'm actually the healthiest I've ever been in a long while, so screw you
Deltarune Chapter 7 was crazy good.My favorite part was when Kris was getting closer to the Truth and this theme starts playing:https://youtube.com/watch?v=WYHy3VnZRp0
>>521638570>elnina>el is a masculine noun>correct name would've been laninaThe fucking sheep girl is a troon, cope and seethe faggot
>>521641216Ok, that adds up. Noelle's status in the weird route also helps this reading. "Receives pain to become stronger.">how this would tie into Gaster discovering Dark WorldsYou're onto something with the darkness. My interpretation is that going deeper into the darkness is like delving deeper into the subconscious, which could be painful if it contains bad memories. (Like what you can get from the memoryheads...) Another possibility is that he inflicted pain on the Earth as part of an experiment, leading to the discovery.But if Gaster sees pain as a good thing, I fear what awaits the characters he considers to be "VERY, VERY WONDERFUL."
>>521642629I will SO not get the good ending.
>>521642618Even if that's true, it isn't gonna stop me.
i'm dying
>>521642987why are you dying?
>>521643087he didn't beat squid games
>>521641216My theory is that Gaster was shattered across space and time after his experiments in Darkness revealed to him that his own world was a Dark World and after becoming meta aware he tried to tamper with the narrative of Undertale. Deltarune is his attempt to reconstruct himself in same way by using the building blocks of his own world to craft his own narrative so he can be free.
>>521642943You're gonna find a wienerschnitzel on that cookie jar, fag.
1305 days52 tomorrows left
>>521643361I have a penis fetish (although I'm straight) so that's fine.
>>521643659gay
The main thing pissing me off in Deltarune is Sans and his stupid ass house and store. I can't tell how much of that is supposed to be a joke and how much could actually be relevant. Is it just>Hey kiddo, remember me, from the hit game Undertale? I'm the silly skeleton, I live here and drink ketchup here, just a lil le epic reference for ya. Also I fucked your mom, remember that?or>I literally teleported here from the other game because I have trans-dimensional knowledge and abilities
>>521643361why a wienerschnitzel?also: cookie jar?
>>5215992755th chapter releases in 2027, its official
>>521643796It's not gay. I only like women. I also like penises as well. Fuck off, homo.
>>521643842Believe in the multiversal hivemind theory, Sanscord is real.
>>521643659What he >>521643796 said
>>521644048gay <3
>>521644048Just say you have a futa fetish.
ralsei hug life
>>521644248someone tell this man that if the center of his erotic fantasy is somehing he would/could call a "girl penis" then maybe he is just gay.
why do you think susie was surprised that noelle's ideal clothes in her cyber room were so unlike the ones she wears? it's because mayor holiday force feminized her. she could see her skittish nervous little boy Noel becoming more and more confident, which was bad enough for Carol Holiday, but what's worse was that he was obviously a faggotafter sending dess away to finishing school in the dead of night after she was caught with Catti and having asgore fired and dragged through the mud in the papers she thought she was done with the disgusting faggotry her household seemed cursed with, but Noel just had turn into a disgusting limpwristed fag. Eyes were on her now from the county government though, so she just threatened to ruin the doctor's career by slipping yellow flower concentrate into Rudy's medicine so the inquest would reveal a 100x overdose of chemo by malpractice until he relented for the sake of his patient's life and cut off Noel's balls, forging documentation and diagnoses to convince his boss that the perfectly developing organs he excised were diseased and rotting flesh, and just leaving out that the patient presented with some kind of flat... thing... with the lock glued.Noelle barely remembers being a boy, but her subconscious is rising up against having to choke back tears pulling on the pushup bras and miniskirts every day that her mother buys for her.
Ralsei's big fat ghetto booty
>>521644916
Ralsei's big fat smile
>>521644916Male Noelle wouldn't be attracted to Susie.
>>521645286Yeah he would be attracted to me
:D
>how i can make this about gaster or chara?
goodnight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya.
>>521647734this isn't an airport...no need to announce your departure
I really like how both Jevil and Spamton are clearly crazy, but they're still so different, makes me very curious about how Toby will handle the upcoming schizos
>>521647782They'll be a sex pest>Implying Jevil isn't one already
>>52162725124.6
I was looking thru my saved catti images and found this gem. apparently i forgot to put this in my catti folder
>>521647782Schizo that’s eerily stoic because they’ve convinced themselves they’re not delusional at all
When I say bum
>>521647782They all represent the 7 deadly sins and one of them will be the lust schizo
>>521648875>So Sorry as the gluttony schizo
>>521647782Ive thought the same thing. considering some of the characters in deltarune are team collaborations/suggestions and not solely created by Toby I have high hopes that each character will be distinct and cool. Gigi and Temmie and etc probably have some good ideas for characters
>>521648647wenaesaybum
threads even deader than I thought
>>521650848It's Sunday, go to fucking Church or something
>>521650848sorry bro it's 4/13 i'm spending the day with my homosuck buddies
>>521650947I AGREE
>>521647782Also a question related to this, do you think in one of the chapters we'll meet a secret boss before they become a schizo? Like they're just a regular character, but at some point they kinda disappear, and you do the secret boss thingy to find them and turns out they went crazy. Or maybe someone we already know, like Seam or Rouxls
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>521651276This makes me feel so bad for Sans. He does not deserve being hurt like this. I hate seeing hurt characters, it makes me want to cry. Don't post this again, please.
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>521651278Why is he human skin white?
>>521651368heres him being happy with toriel instead, just cause i feel bad
>>521651382Woa...
>>521651493Thank you.
>>521651493They were made for eachother
>>521651368Death
>>521652157i wish me saying "pick someone your own size" would not cause people on /utg/ to date minors, but he we are.you fucking degenerates.
>>521652726How about I just pick you up and put you in an appropriately sized pot with moist, nutrient rich topsoil?
>>521653131don't forget the sheep carcas.
i will play deltarune yellow
Everybody post your height right now>5'6
We are going to play a typical number. With a typical amount of loud and low passages.https://youtube.com/watch?v=2yw4GL__09g
>>521653924your height right now
>>5216539247'7My fave is Spamton BTW
>>521653924[[$4.99]]
>>521653924178cm
>>5216539246'4, why do you ask?
>>521653924im 5'5
>>521653924Every time I post my height in this thread I add another inch
>>5216539246'3
>>521654457don't do that you'll get banned
>>521653924I'm either 179cm in most timelines or 160cm in the timelines where I was born a girl
>>521653924just about 6 feet according to google.>5'6your height corresponds to a 17 year old in my country.grow up.
>>521654721>just aboutMANLET
>>521653924185cm but I slouch
its not my fault im short
>>521653924Five sextillion astronomical units
>>521654721Kraut is under 6 foot and coping LMAO5'11 manlet
I remember when the Spamton Sweepstakes was happening and all I was thinking was "I wonder if Whang knows about this, is he as ecstatic as I am about all the 90s internet references-WOAH IS THAT SPAMTON IN A JAR?"
>>521654773i said "about" because there is like fifteen decimals to it because your measuring system sucks almost as much dick as you do.>>521654796i didn't know they stacked faggotry that high.congrats on not being a manlet.
>>521654820We know asca.
>>521655067give us the amount in centimeters then
>>521655115he's scared because he knows he's under 6 foot and quaking about it
soozer
>>521655067Don't call me a faggot you 6'0 pleb
>>521654943my I.D. (Ausweis) says 182cm (1,82m)
>>521653924I think it's 5'0 in burgerland units, which means 152cm
>>521655078
>>521655301Are you a woman
>>521655213More like LOOZER
>>521654721I didn't ask to be a filthy American pigdog, Kraut
>>521655334yes
>>521655476
>>521655334We dont have woman here its probably another faggot twink
Susie's dad materializes in the classroom and says to Susie "I DON'T THINK IT MAKES SENSE THAT THERE AREN'T TWO OF YOU" and a second Susie appears next to Susie and Susie's dad grabs the original Susie's head and snaps her neck and then leaves
>>521655301Here I thought I was a womanlet, I'm taller HAH!
mike....
>>521655301This you? >>521655843
spoids are returning, /utg/ is healing
>>521655826How tall are you anon? But yes I barely escape the midget label>>521655926lmao
>Shorter than the national average height for men>My dick size is below-average>I'm an Underrune fanHow the FUCK am I supposed to compete
>>521656092>How tall are you anon?>>521654707
>>521656164Be Sans, Spamton or Jevil
>>521578405Ralsei was sexier when he was black.
>>521655548i could easily overpower you
draw yourself with fave now
>>521656164If it makes it any better that's unironically my type, all of those things
>>521656425easy there rapistbro
>>521656629asca gets boned
>>521656425
>>521655520that sounds like an excuse.there is a lot that plays into your predicament but geographic location is not one of them.
>>521656425Congrats?
>>521656629This is cute. I support you, papy-yume.
>>521657065draw yourself with fave
>>521654707i'm just going to call you dude then because you're taller.
How tall is Kris in game?He's gotta be at least 5'8" right
>>521656629Finally a post that brings joy.
"UEE HEE HEE! FINALLY! SOMEONE LIKE ME!">is a weird deer girl"YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE HOW I EXPECTED YOU TO...""BUT A FRIEND IS A FRIEND NONETHELESS!""YOU AND ME! SHARK AND SHARK!">wonder if she knows about my past>don't worry about that
>>521657225Unsquish that shitty sprite, pal, I can't see it.
>>521657214
>>521657169>he
>>521656778hot
>>521657339>some order could help
>>521656727>>521656885>>521657047it would be almost too easy. unless you’re fat i could hold both of your wrists together in one hand. I’m holding a tape measure right now and five feet doesn’t even reach the bottom of my neck. isn’t that something.
>>521657581
>>521656425>Anon tries to assault femanon>Femanon is with female friends(as all women do)>Group of women see anon being creep>Dox his social media, expose him to his employer, call the cops, cancels him on Twitter>They also leak his cringe furaffinity RP logs to his friends/coworkers>Anon's life immediately ruined over correct rape allegations>"overpower"
susie pits
>>521657812>assuming i have any of that
>>521657581Why don't you go roleplay your rape fantasies with an AI? I don't think anyone else is getting off to them
>>521657812>Anon tries to assault femanon>Femanon is with female friends(as all women do)>Her friends immediately swarm Anon and beat him half to death twice.>Anon limps home with the real life equivelance of 1HP>Cries himself to sleepthis is more realistic.
>>521658043never said anything about rape, bro. why is that immediately where your mind goes?
>>521658154Amnesiacbro...
>>521658108Deku would not say that
many of sewnpuard haters are jealous of the overall cuteness/comfy vibes of the AU and Lex's cute and nerdy art style, with characters like Hana and Gracey. They wish they could be cute and nerdy, also like lex3x, but fail.
>>521658345What? Who? Who? Who? Who?
rape has been said 7 times in this thread so far
God job guys, you brought the rape-counter back
rape this rape that what about loving sex with fave? huh?
>>521658154Hmmm, your fixation on being able to overpower someone isn't suspicious at all, totally not, you're right anon I'm sorry.
>>521657563Is this... your Spamton x Tasque Manager creechure of the night?
i want to RAPE (gently pat on the head) fave SEXUAL (comforting) style
Borb
>>521658789ok you got me i do fantasize about wrestling women sometimes
>>521658902if it ain't the creature himself.
A regular gamer who enjoys family-friendly games Undertale and Deltarune walk into this thread with the honest desire to discuss the game:
>>521658951are "consent accidents" part of this fetish?
>>521658951wrestling women is super fun.if you ever get a gf i highly recommend doing it with them.it's seriously a lot of fun and they into it too. also you can transition it into exciting sex.
Undyne is concerned about how many times the word Rape appears in Alphys's online posts
>>521657454You can't resist.
girls should wrestle other girls
>>521659047Then the moment someone posts OC they get flooded with requests from retard ESLs and silently leave the general, never to return.
>>521659194what does that even mean? accidentally kissing them or something?
>>521658757Rape is such a lame fetish.
>>521657454What did he mean by this
>>521659474struggle snuggle
You're discussing fetishes?I-I don't really fantasize about having sex WITH women.I just like seeing cute ladies hang out with eachother and kiss, maybe get lewd with eachotherYeah, I'm just a himedanshi, I fetishize lesbians
>Ralsei gave the heroes their own BedsFuck
You guys are making me uncomfortable.
I choked on my water. Not because of what happened in the thread, it's just something that happened.
>>521659304we know noelle
>>521659563>cuck chair fetishi don't know if i should laugh at you or feel bad for you.
>>521659563i like to imagine my favorite threadfags having sex
>>521656629Didn't feel like drawing, sorry
>>521659813His fantasies don't involve cock, so that means he's officially less gay than you are
Any rape victims in the chat? (aside from myself)
>>521659950still kino
>>521659575I ask thee to enlighten us on the meaning of this, homosuck knower.
homesucks OUT
>>521659867Me too, but my favorite threadfags are myself and ascatwink.
>>521660098Temcunt and Krautcaca
>>521659207>if you ever get a gf I don't think that's possible with anon's blatant rape obsession
>>521660037>mus_f_newlaugh_low.ogg
temmieturd needs flushed
>>521656629i lvoe king
You guys dont REALLY jerk off to threadfags do you? its just a joke? right?
>>521660159In Homestuck you reach God-tier by dying on your Hero-Bed
>16 mentions of rapeWhy are you guys so obsessed with this damn flower
>>521660542cute
>>521656629if you insist
>>521660542i am legally obligated to post this.
>>521660615Ascafag is actually pretty hot
Currently putting the finishing touches on The Timeline.
>>521660542good drawing!>>521660303
>>521660615If Kraut was a woman, he'd be a lot more popular in here if we're all being quite honest with ourselves
>>521661026Kraut is a twink though, and twinks are very popular here, so I doubt it
>>521661026what do faggot men care about women?
>>521660769meds
>>521660991I'm sorry but you're not hot enough for someone to want to masturbate while thinking about you
>>521661141Kraut is a confirmed obese
You guys are making really really uncomfortable
>>521661227JUST making sure.
>>521659813>>521660037Self-inserting or imagining a male between the girls is an affront to the sanctity of yuri. Otherside Picnic author Iori Miyazawa is goated for picrel statement.Besides, I had plenty of buttsex with men and women in the past. I don't think it lives up to the hype though tbdesu.
Carry the doe
Do you think Pope managed to beat Sans?
>>521661259>confirmed obeseProof?
>>521661423Was that before or after you told them you were schizophrenic and hated niggers
>>521661434Insanely based Tbh
>>521661423They'd lose their ladyboners the moment they see your ass, or rather lack of
>>521661462i like clicking on this
>>521661490He's lying, kraut is a skinny ginger twink
Heterosexuality is BANNED, you must either be a FAGGOT or be thrown in the yuri mines FOREVER
>>521661434shut the fuck up, fag.>>521661449or doen't.
>>521661830Why do we have so many short faggoty men here
>>521660646Interesting.I haven't gotten anywhere near finishing Homestuck, but I have some surface level knowledge on the classpects based on reading other people's analysis. It's interesting to see what classpect people think my fave is, rather different from my own opinions. I'm probably wrong, but hey. Fun system.
>>521661925>https://youtu.be/mPTCq3LiZSE?t=18well, time to strike the earth, boys.
>>521661637Unironically cute ship but I can't imagine Sans stepping up and taking on the responsibilities of a husband and father.
>>521662561>fatheruh...
>>521662561I think they'll be more like a couple of retirees that spend most of their time fucking around
>>521662561sans works multiple jobs and assumidly helped raise his brother judging by some of his comments so its not like hes incapable of being responsible
>>521662305No thanks I'm gonna go fishing with my friend Noelle.
>snow vendor>hotdog vendor>sentry job in snowdin>sentry job in waterfall>sentry job in hotland>judgeis sans actually... not lazy?
If Sans had sex he'd be a bottom because he's a lazy cunt
>>521662850the surface is for fags.i'll live with these quirky monsters underground sealed by LGBTQ magicians.this really is an undertale(tm).
There's an image out there of ascafag holding the spamtotem.His nipples are in the image.WHERE IS IT?
The upcoming chapters are literally the only thing I've been excited for in my life since Spamton Sweepstakes
>>521662969he's slacking off at every one of those jobs and that's when he bothers to turn up
>>521663153*Drives up in my white van* here i have it here in my van come in and i will show you.
>>521662969I mean you can have a job and still be lazy and slack off every once in a while. At my job they have me doing multiple different tasks on the regular and if I'm not gonna get a goddamn raise or promotion then they don't deserve anything other than the bare minimum.
>>521663442why do you want to see this?
>>5216539245'11"
>>521663442Ok he's hot, but I wonder if his face also is
>>521663864no, his face is really ugly
>>521663923canon now
>>521663923What's it look like?
>>521664092>discordyou did not just ask for this, you invited it on yourself.you deserve this and worse.
>>5216640942 eyes, mouth, maybe a nose, I don't remember
hey temfag post your discord again
>>521664092Post his face
>>521664254>cut to his burned skeletal face with no nose and only one eye
>>521664617redskull.....
The fuck are you all doing in here? Stop that, right now.
>>521664617There he is
>>521664092>some guy send me it on discordWho's the guy, name names
has he fucked?
>>521664676sh.. its about to get funny
Ascafag was like 9 in 2015 he's too young for all of you
>>521663442thank you based temchad
>>521664970She's never coming back, you know
is kingfag even still alive
>>521665220Likely not
>>521664978has he fucked? nohas he been fucked? probably
I would fuck toby
>>521665220She's Here>>521660542
>>521664978his throne is the cuck chair.no, he hasn't.
Imagine how pathetic someone would have to be to join a schizophrenic's discord and give him goon and shitposting material
>>521664978How could anyone resist?
>>521665459that's not kingfag you absolute retardthat's the drawfag you harassed that one time
>>521665168>shehe.
>>521665567that narrows it down so littledo you know how many drawfags he's harassed in ESL?
Kingfags a boy?
>>521665459What a maroon
>>521665682>heshe.
>>521665716Only Kraut thinks so.
>>521665567Regarless Of The Title Of "Drawfag"She May Not Be "THE Kingfag", But She's "A Kingfag" Nonetheless
Who makes vore edits of themselves what.The level of narcissim you must have to jerk off to yourself
>>521665716No, Kraut is just obsessed with his R63 headcanon
>>521665938That's because kraut has a crush on kingfag and is gay
>>521665936I have really nice feet it turns me on to look at them or lick and tickle my own feet.
>>521665716Worse!Kingfag is a man.that means he's too old to date for most of /utg/
>ESL Berdfag still wants to fuck KingfagWhite women don't want you man, leave them alone. Go get with Isabelle or Gabriela. Someone of your own race.
>>521666084*woman
>>521666143I'm more of a DING guy myself
>>521666132who man?>>521666086they fit so well together.kingfag's so full of shit and berdfag loves shit.some OTP shit right there!
>>521665918when anons say kingfag they always mean "THE kingfag" so you were just giving them false info.
>>521666086>>ESL Berdfag Who?>>still wants to fuck KingfagDunno In What World One Sees What I've Just Typed And Thinks "Yep, He Wanna Fuck Her"
why don't we ever get non retarded pillars?
Alright anons. Fill in the blanks.
>>521666402usually i would say "not you, the annoying berdfag" but i just realized how little that narrows it down.
>>521666143
>>521666143>>521666263
who names their kid Wing
i hate how you can't post about king without this shit happening man
Gah duu
>>521666543Where does Jockington go
>>521666543Wouldn't Berdly be next to Kris on account of being Blue
>>521666814Jockington more like Jerkington hahaha
>>521666778it's important to bully people like this.
>>521666717Chinese
>>521666814Up Catti's ass
Imagine naming your child "Wing"
>>521666863Berdly's magic is lime green, which indicates that his soul color is lime green (alignment somewhere between "kindness" and "justice")
>>521666909all it does is make you look obsessed and mindbroken. your target's been gone since last year so you're just harassing a random drawfag for liking the same character that she did.
Imagine dragons
>ESLbirddipshit can't even type words or communicate effectively, again.Lmao!
>>521667226susie canonically listens to imagine dragons
imagine dragon these nuts across your face
Fave will be joining the fighter roster in Soul Calibur 12.
>>521667175i am going to have fun, and you will not stop me you joyless, jobless, gay, touchless, grassless high-fructose corn syrup fed retard.
>>521666481"pillar of the community" is just a euphemism for "highly visible annoying thread personality", so it's not possible
I JUST WANTED TO POST MY FAAAVVEEEEEE
>>521667391>Kraut implying that he is none of these things
>>521667391*jingles keys in your face* STIMMIES STIMMIES STIMMIES that's what you sound like right now.
Sorry for the blogpost but some ass and pussy would be really nice right about now.
>>521667518We know, Noelle
>>521667518asca's ass and (boy)pussy (which is also his ass) specifically
>>521667493i can garantee that i am not at least three of these.
fave is drinking heavily just to feel normal at work
>thread
>>521667694>grassful corn-syrup-fed homosexual male prostitutemy head cannons have been confirmed
what do spamtons eyes look like
>>521667802Fave needs a better job. My fave drinks for fun at work, because it's entertaining.
>>521667510okay, lets play this game together:>W-WHAT? A W-W-W-WOMAN?! IN MY IRC CHAT?>AWOOGA>*STEAM WHISTLE*>*STOMPS GROUND LIKE A RABBIT*>*UOOOHH I AM GOING TO SIMP!"fun game for fun gang.
>>521667896it's glasses all the way down
>>521667226
>>521667896Yeah they look like that.
>>521667975you're the one that refuses to treat women normally
>>521667891they don't sell animal feed for human consumption here in non-retardistan.
>>521667896
>>521667975white knighting is when you don't obsess over some retarded woman who hasn't been to the thread in over half a year.
>>521667975here's a fun game for youhttps://neal.fun/stimulation-clicker/
fave staring at the train tracks thinking about taking their life
Hello, Favorite!
>>521668220i am black knighting then?>>521668140let's not get ahead of ourselves here.we have no proof that this thing is a woman.
>>521668421>Indian fave
>>521668231Whatever this is, it isn't real... My source? Trust me, bro...
Can we change the conversations in the thread to what music you’re listening to or something? I’m not a fan of any of this.
>>521668353i think its that kingfag is fucking retarded and lack of awareness means he's easy to manipulate into compromising situations.
You're making Susie sad
>>521668697https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKWYN0SwLAg
fave listening to the voices telling them no-one loves them
>>521668697>hey can we stop blogposting and start blogposting insteadhow about game discussion?
>>521668697https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvusi5PSzo0
>>521668697I've been listening to the Dungeon Antiqua battle themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PivB6ADraAg&t=525
>>521668835not possible
>>521668231Btw the easiest way to beat this game is to buy a bunch of bouncing DVD logos and make the tab/window as small as you can make it. You get like 6 kajillion stimmies a second.
>>521668894she hates vore to the point of hurting herself so she would never agree to that.
>>521668802what is fave going to do about them?prove them right?
>people still think toriel is going to be a party member
>>521668353>esl birdWho?
fave masturbating for the 4th time today
>>521669003shes litearrly in the next darkworld
>>521669057no she'd end up screeching at you like an enraged banshee
>>521669161>>521669161>>521669161
>>521669051You, retard.Learn how to type correctly and you won't be called the ESL berdfag. Just berdfag #2.
>>521669158Doesn't mean she's going to be a playable party member
>AIsloppa OP I roflcopter'd
>>521667518Nice to see or nice to be able to fuck?
>>521668894unfortunately, >>521668985 isright.kingfag recorded himself red-faced crying because of vore.>the game was righted from the start.>vore. vore never changes.
>>521668451Self-hate is never okay, kraut. You can come out of the closet now, you pass as a woman in my eyes.
>>521669215the sad thing is he can type properly and does.this is a specific gimmick he puts on to be identifiable which just makes him then pretending he doesn't know his thread identity an even more obvious ploy for attention.
>>521669272it's always the tobyfag(s)
>>521669215>ESL berdfag.Who?>berdfag #2Who^2?
>>521669051>>521669542owlfag
>>521669458you appear dishonest to me.
>>521669990
>>521669464He should just tripfag like a real autist.
