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>>521684331WEARE SAAAAAAAAAAAAVED
>>521684259>>521684308really not a fan of sf6 face models
asuka is everything
I love devs that interact and listen to their audience, just like the Tekken devs do. God bless them.
their saving tekken without you michael.https://youtu.be/neZ0giW0UvU
>you will never get Zafina pregnant Welp
>their
>>521684523sfbro herethis looks fun
My favourite tekken game is tekken 8
>>521684523I guarantee bamco will put this down before they even patch d8
>>521684523>removing rage kino
based
tekken tag 2 shows your win rate online :(
>>521684523now just gotta remove chip damage, reversal break, tailspin and installs
Koi!
>>521685016and recoverable
>>521685705
Tekken 8 is fixedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jXqt5DSpQg
Reina is just too weak
>>521686101owning a console these days is very silly
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the greatest horror film of all time.
>>521684308>>521684259>>521684442>PLEASE PLAY MY TRANNY SLOPPA lolno
>>521686309for me it's tekken 8 season 2
>>521681160I'm still convinced JDCR buckbreaking him is why he seethes so hard over AK.
>>521686309For me it's Noroi the curse. One of the only times I actually got scared and caught completely off-guard was the ending of that movie.
>>521686220GoD in 8 is equivalent to Genbu in 7
>>521686656Uh...
>>521686698Lei players don't count.
>>521686698cheaters can't duck without scripts
I wonder how good/bad has Anna has sell
>>521686698isnt this the guy with 17 stances?what the FUCK they were thinking
This patch should have proven very definitively that they were never thinking
https://youtu.be/neZ0giW0UvU?si=QMMObiMnr2UlKdxpthe game feel way better lol
>>521687026they are playing the long gameyou got that meme coin mindsetbut they've got diamond handswe'll see a spike in new players, their target audienceit'll just take timewho cares about 10k boomers when you can have 100k zoomers
https://x.com/Louweegee3/status/1911081869946593511two weeks of making some noise
Tekken's gonna be the next CoD any minute nowThese fucking sweaty ass playersThe retarded execs screaming at meNone of them see the visionAny minute now...
I've been dabbling in older tekken games because 8 is so shit. I understand the hate for newer mechanics, all except stances. I fail to see when stance transitions were ever not a big part of characters offense, it's pushed too far in 8 sure but it was always here. Apparently someone people want this Lei retard back? This guy is the embodiment of toxic retard gameplay why would you.
I bet if they put bots on ranked 99% of players wouldn't not notice
>>521687315he was so happy bros...
It's not Tekken without LeiNow if you'll excuse me the equinox is about to pass so I need to have a mental breakdown fighting the first of two Lei players I'll see this year
>>521687447because not every character was stance jones before 8they gave fucking jack a stance
are zafina players still crying
>>521687889erm jack technically already had sit which is a stance
"stance" per se doesn't say much mechanically, so it's probably more about how t8 in particular designs the stances rather than stances themselves
>>521687173now we just need a client with match making for thisbecause i'm not joining discords to find tekken matches
>>521687447stance chars were unique, now everyone is an auto stance transitioning monkey
I'm excited for the summer pass watermelon kini
>wanting interracial coded swimwearwhy are asuka apes like this?
>>521684523unfortunately this mod will be shutdown by namco cops within a few days you guys know that rightIF its untouched this guy should also remove rage art cutscenes
>>521688920
>>521684331There's HOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
>>521689152the mod deletes rage completely
>>521689152I hope Bamco sends a C&D, it would be funny.
As long as the mod deletes my frustration with the game
>>521689152would be funny to see yet another review bomb sparked by the mod deletion
>>521690507The final push needed for Tekken 8%...
We might be at a record low, at least we know Bamco are going to get the message.
>>521692157i haven't played since the 3rd. doing my part
im not white
>>521692157cant find games in my plugging account
they sent C&Ds for costume mods to get your money in the tekken shopthis guys mod is getting shut down for sure.. then not even Armor King dlc can save tragedy8....murrays vision....
the rework mod will bring player numbers back to 7k
my onlu friend plays on playstation tho. how can we both install the mod?
>>521692157weekends overwagies gotta wageslave in a couple hours
they couldn't ban the overlay. i think this mod will stay around. now it's just a matter of updating it consistently so it works whenever the game gets patched
At the point you remove literally everything from the game related to d8 why don't you just go play any of the older games instead so you don't still have dumb fucking moves like Bryan snake eyes shit
>>521693718just mod your version and invite him to your room anon
yup tekken is pretty much dead now there's no coming back from this
>>521689152I already reported it
>>521694243>>521694101i cant wait to see your seppuku livestream report next murray
>>521692157MURRAY THE SCREEN BROTHER LOOK AT IT
Because I don't want to play on absolute dogshit delay-based netcode with emulator input lag on top
>>521694193no way that works
RAPE 'EM TORGAL
>>521694465It doesn't, both players need it.
oh yeah
>>521694850sheesh, i bet kt regerets this collab. altelier yumia did pretty well sales wise too.
Capcom Won
>>521694850christ how the mighty have fallenall these retarded small anime collabs show is how desperate they are for $$$namco announcing HMN fired next week
>>521695179KEKAROO FEMLEOKEKS
>>521695316dont think they were desperate necessarily just happier to whore tekken out than they were in the past
HMN crying naked dogeza at EVO Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKnJ3rDgX9I
The mod will raise the player count and increase dlc sales. Why would they take it down?
new review joint is uphttps://youtu.be/xUXnsRMh_Ls>>521695935they are too prideful and retarded
It's never been more over
have harada or murray ever taken this long of a break from twitter? i'm starting to think they really did get fired
#LookingforWork
Critiquing Derkken 8 is like throwing babies into the bathwater for why they suck. Prove me wrong.
harada's bar is still active on twitter. he's doing his best to avoid interacting with tekken players
They're either chained to their empty office floors Saw style or have gone into hiding
just walked in on clive with anna.....
>>521696772"All the text posted here is written by the general director, Sena.#HaradasBar"
>>521696957LICK HER, TORGAL
>>521696957nice photaographie babygurl mind if i save it?
>>521696970sena is one of harada's moeblob drawings
Im confident the game is dead, so im playing tag 2. I never played this game competitively, only casually in high school. Is it as hard as it seems? Playing 2 characters already has me fucked up.
>>521697015it's all yours bb
>>521696957does she have brown eyes here or am i colorblind?i like it
Playing Tekken 8 is like throwing a baby into the bathwater
Murray... the screen... a cursory glance... I beg of you... please God... *defeated sobbing*
Im just amazed how last month we had a super hype korea vs pakistan tourney and talks for NA vs EU, and now everyone just completely forgot. HNM literally demolished all hope
>>521695179Does the function also exclude Panda?
na vs eu 10v10 will be played on tekken 7 just like last time
i'm going to bed. going to force myself to sleep for at least 15 hours somehow.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fUDk2gN9ZrM&pp=ygUMQmFuZGFpIG5hbWNv0gcJCX4JAYcqIYzvWhich one of you chads made this video? Just want to let you know that you’re based Except for the harada/murray bit, those two need to be fired. They are responsible for this
Who are the 5 easiest female characters to play in T8?
>>521698771Kill yourself
>>521698771Please grow and change as a person
>>521698771alisaasukapandaannaazucena
If I was HMN I'd just give up. Everyone hates us and nothing we do will make them happy. Just pull the plug, pull the rug and leave. Don't bother.
>>521684523Wow wasn't so hard to unfuck T8 was it? Turns out all you need is an IQ above 80 and the mentality of someone older than 12
>>521699343Bamco board of directors and investors will have them dropped off somewhere in the Pacific ocean doing that
>>521699246>>521699483
>>521698771Panda, Zafina, Asuka, Alisa and Jun.
>>521699708>>521699323>panda
>>521700419>no powercrush>no homingretarded faggot modders always go to far lmfao.
>>521687447Lei was THE stance character. Now every character is a stance monkey.
>>521700540>relying on remedial features
>>521700540lol, lmao even
>>521700419is this someone we know? how do we know this modder isn't a dude larping as a old head who played t5dr
>>521700540this general has been shitting on powercrushes since the beginning though lmao
>>521700596wow what a disgusting player doing all of that shit to get Ws
>>521700631>>521700665I mean, they mean homing moves in general right? Watch them remove tracking on stuff that's supposed to have tracking.
>>521700714he did popular t7 mods like overlay and player blacklist
I'm getting hardcore deja vu from these comments I think it's time for bed. (Nightmares)
why are people so anal about a total vanilla game. No one is losing to anyone better than them because of shitty power crushes from older games.
>>521700868if they go back to dr ways where some moves track left and some track right then idc
>>521700540shut FUCK up retard homing was a Tekken 6 piece of shit that fucked the series just like it's newcomers and powercrush is a Tekken 7 turbo piece of shit that should never have existed as well.
>>521701101plenty of stuff was pseudo-homing back in old tekken, especially lows
>>521695175Two million dollars well spent!
>>521701128so if it existed in t5dr that means it was good?
>>521694850Tekken 8 is going to lose collaboration opportunities. No one will want to associate with Tekken 8 anymore due to bad publicity. The higher ups at Namco won't like that. It might motivate them into demoting people.
I hecking love i8 jab strings and safe + million on hit lows
I get removing heat and op shit in t8 but if you're just gonna make it exactly like t5 why i wouldn't just play that game instead. it reminds me of those smash bros mod that try to make all the new games play exactly like melee.
It always comes back to T5DR....
>>521701539because the delay and online is ass
>>521701236im aware, things like feng b4having some moves like that is fineevery char having completely homing moves is lame
>>521701617just crowdfund a nigga to implement rollback into tekken 5 then, that's unironically very feasible.
I love Lars braindead homing high plus on block into free mixup. I have a chance now at beating the pro
>>521701773No it's not. It's really difficult modding netcode.
>>521701901that's nowhere near the worst thing they gave to lars this patch, greenie
>>521700596you can actually tell when it's a cheater if they act out instantly upon random inputreacting and inputting a move in a matter of milliseconds every time and especially online is not normal, you'd need to quite literally have the ability to dodge bullets.Even more abnormal if the connection is bad.If you play the CPU it behaves also exactly like that because it reads your inputs.Prediction gameplay is easy to spot and can be exploited.I don't know why people are still this hard on trying to clown on the fact that there are advanced cheaters in this game.Only shows you have no knowledge about anything besides mashing buttons and flowcharting.
>>521701539a lot of characters in t8 arent in dr. stages in t8 are different to stages in dr. combos in t8 are different to combos in dr. they are still very different even with the mod.
>>521701978oh now netcode is suddenly difficult?
>>521701978melee did it, you just need a talanted autistic fuck to do it. I'm just very against turning t8 into the same extact game as t5dr.
genuinely what is wrong with power crush, are niggas losing to scrubs because of a slow -13 mid.
i just learned about the 13f perfect electric counter comboframe perfect timing neutral (or down) for exactly 1f into df+2 just frametekkenGAWDs... i kneel
It still doesn't even seem real. These yellow niggers and melting murray straight up do not even play or test the game.
>>521702269idk I actually like the mechanic
>>521701494It can't even get Nintendo approval for a Switch 2 release...
>>521700419>no plus on block highs and mids>>This should get us to T5 daysthis dumbass nigga didn't play tekken 5 if he thinks his retarded changes get anywhere close. for fucks sake drag's wr2 was +9 on block in 5DR
Being plus on block is cheating brah
BRUH
>>521702269Old fags are seething over the fact that their (((safe on block))) mid check can be punished with a well-timed power crush
>>521702369This has Murray's taint all over it
>>521704231You can frame it as seething but id rather just see movement used to deal with it rather than armouring through iteach to their own
clive and murray ruined my holes
>>521704231it could always be punished with something that existed alreadymovement
Alisas +7 high from Chainsaws tracked my ssL the most linear looking move on earth
>>521704607why can't i use an attack? none of you nigs have explained whats wrong with power crush yet.
>>521705101The other person who replied said itone looks better than the other, at least thats the case for me and that guyIf you like power crushing through things thats fineI think it both looks better and is a better indicator of a good player if someone knows to step in a certain direction or backdash rather than a catch all deal with pressure button
>>521705496the pro is gonna navigate through a power crush spammer with little issue. I'd rather deal with a tard spamming armor than someone spamming high reword high/low crushing moves 100%
>>521706265You can deal with everything in tekken in some way or another. If you'd rather that then cool, you're welcome to have that opinion. I prefer what I've said along with why.
>get hit by a mid power crushdamn, oh well>get hit by a orbital into deathtime to kill myself
I've played 3 games today and the 3 players were using cheats. Nice game. 3/3 cheaters! Nice game!
i've played 0 games since october
Murray... the... the*coughs blood* ...reen... the sc*stumbles over*... look... it... look*lungs seize*... MuraaaaackHACKHACKCOUGH... Mu... MurraACKKKKKKK... the screen... the scr*violent wheezing*... I... I... *wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*... scree... screen... ha... ha... pleas*wheeze*... please... ha... ahhhhh... look... ha... *final wheeze*...
Parries and sabakis are cooler to look at too imo, and theyre unique to certain characters rather than being another homogenized tool like homing moves
>>521706616has the cheating gotten worse?
>improving T8 just means turning it into T5DR again (but without the kino stages and music)Maybe it's time for Tekken community to just restore T5DR like Smashfags did with Melee? The game is already playable on RPCS3. Just create an online mode that's functional. MGO2 fans pulled it off just fine.
>>521707145t8 stage and music is better
>>521700419if only the bamco team would allow their devs to make these changesbut they will never admit their mistakesHMN should start #LookingForWork
>>521707145i literally said that earlier, communities are capable of getting rollback implemented into older games. That's why the t8 project triggers me, whats the point of making it a copy paste of t5dr when 5dr can just be given new netcode.
>>521707442Murray...
>>521707442Sorry Murray but T8 looks and sounds like shit. TTT/T4/T5 dab all over it.
>>521707442lmfaomurray please log off or take a look at the screen and log off: active boycotters: 6296even t7 ost is overall better than t8and the stages in both t7 and t8 suck assthe customization peaked in 6
>>521707078i say youre lucky to run into legit players now
5dr just needs sticky walls and it would be perfect
>>521707442Murray it's time to start looking for another job
>>521707482this is just editing a bunch of move properties. nowhere near the same degree of complexity
>>521707482Fair enough. Yeah the community should stop being obsessed with SHINY NEW THING and just go back to the game we all agree is the best. But T5DR online needs a complete rework so it is a massive undertaking. It requires a team of programmers. Maybe AI can ease development somehow I don't know.
>>521707995if melee can get it done, surely the tekken community has talented enough individuals we cant get shown up by a party game like this
Best thing about T5DR? It's the last Tekken game without cancer turds like Alisa, Lars, Zafina and Leo.
Worst thing about T5DR? It's a Tekken game without Josie.
>>521708126The Melee community is multiple times more autistic. Whereas Tekkenfags are just depressed loner normalfags. Also for Meleefags it's either Melee or death. Tekken has like five entries contested as THE defining game. So that fractures the community too. But I am of belief anyone who says anything but 5DR as series best is retarded.
You reach a point up up to where the games are too simple. The mind of a gamer grows with time. Most people wouldn't play Vanilla LoL or Tekken 5DR, now matter how much the say they adore.
idk whats even wrong with t6 aside from rage. I'd much rather play that than 5dr.
>>521708748It feels way laggier than 5DR and it's ugly to look at too
>>521708748Im fine with either 5dr or 6 without rageDont like the introduced chars though apart from zafina and miguel
>>521708748bound combos, especially at the wallmovement feels much more sluggish than any other game before itstages and music are all typical seventh gen grey-brown aesthetic
>>521708519https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjhkSjb41VQ
>>521708667most people shouldn't be playing fighting games anyway. not gatekeeping enough is the reason we reached this state
at the very least the tekken roms for older games could have a community version like they do for melee. They could reduce input delay and shit
I remember melee fags got harrased by /v/ and other people all day for playing an old game, but now retards finally fucking get it. There's nothing wrong with saying fuck the new shitty game i want to play the old one.
>>521709424>I remember melee fags got harrased by /v/ and other people all day for playing an old gameThose were just assmad Nintendo shills. /v/ is a Nintendo shill hub.
>>521709526/v/ is just kids larping nowadays. The place used to get triggered over the idea of melee being played all the time over shitty new smash games.
>t5 graphics remind me of my pizza hut arcade days>so uhhhh it actually has better graphics than t8
I wish kekken have died instead of soulcalibur Fuck you faggots
how about one of you start working on 5dr rollback instead of whining about other people not doing it
T8 will never be fixed and HMN will let it die before admitting their failure. Older Tekkens will never be brought to a working condition. Tekken will never regain momentum and will fade into obscurity. Tekken as a brand is dead and over. It's time to let go.
>>521710349yes nakatsu we know
>>521707145even in 5DR steve players are just mash monkeys, crazy how they think that they be doing real shit
soulcalibur should have died with 4 what a piece of shit
don't worry about 5dr larpers, they'll fight steve once and their epic vision of a heckin honest game will get demolished.
>>521710379I can't code.
>>521711118Steve is not even top 5 in 5DR.
>>521695179ericbros, our cope?
>>521710743ikeda didnt make sc tho
>>521707145Wait a minute. I figured it out. The only reason you like this game is because you play against nothing but retards who don't even know what they're doing so it makes you feel good about yourself.
>>521707482Because modding movesets is 100x easier than reengineering a game to have rollback yourself.
oh my god, i watched brawlpro win a match in t8 ranked and he got like 0 points for it. What the fuck is this new system?
ok but how can they win over the so called 5dr/6/ttt2 larpers and boycottersthe player count is not as high as it should be for this new title and the community is upset
ranking up took forever in real tekken games. this is the only good change to come from season 2
I installed tag 2 perfectly on rcsp3 and it doesn't seem to be working for online play. is there a guide for this shit
>>521711573They can't it's genuinely over neither side will concede and thus no one will get anything
>>521711573you just posted the solution right there :D
The one thing about Melee is that the scene for it always sort of existed parallel to w/e the new smash was. That's how it stayed around for 25 yearsIdk if you can force a similar parallel community into existence, no matter how shitty the new game is. The only answer is HMN crying naked dogeza at Evo Japan
>>521711672https://youtu.be/kDzqT_HMweA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3FFWbLIWII
>>521711135why can't you learn how to code
i'm volunteering myself to be the ideas guy for the 5dr rollback project.
this is all controlled opp for good publicity when namco add old tekkens officially as playable cabinets in t8 battle lounge
almost gonna be 2 weeks of silence lol
>>521712319they're not THAT competent
>>521707482>>521711534Also, to add to this, Tekken is a legacy game. You could literally port movesets wholesale in from older games into T7 and it'd play perfectly fine. Melee has tons of autistic glitches that aren't present in the new games along with a bunch of different characters and from what I've heard the netcode in the newest games sucks ass too. It'd be easier to remake each old Tekken game in 8 than give one rollback whereas Smashfags just had to implement rollback themselves regardless of the game.
>>521712407they abandoned ship and left us to sink
>>521712407>>521712965they'll be back to remove the mod as soon as it gets popular
do not heat mode get improved backdash
I don’t want to play s2.0 ranked and all the people in quickmatch play like faggots and don’t rematch
>>521713171it's planned
>>521712965Will you sink or will you finally swallow your pride and get on the SF6 lifeboat?
And so, I must fuck myself again.
where can i find tag 2 resources for frame data and combos
>>521713246i'm already plat 5 but mostly i'm just playing Zelda. started Link's Awakening
>>521713246bro this lifeboat is full of holes
>>521712898
>>521712319i dont think they know how to do that bro... and even if they did... you think itll be free?coming from the company who made you pay for frame data in t7? then stupid pngs in the tekken shop?
>>521713456The alternative is sinking into the depths
>fight law>snake edge>jumping snake edge>"im a dragon throw" snake edge>junkyard snake edge>b1,4 snake edge>4,3 string you have to duck snake edgeWhoever made this game is a retard
>>521713246I'll swim to VF island.
>>5217134566 is genuinely some of the worst street fighter has ever been at a top level, this shit could sell 20 million copies and i would still refuse to give it any credit.
just saying snake edge doesn't make it a snake edge retard
>>521713456You know, i find it hard to believe that people who develop games and shit see this problem of piftypifty loops non-gameplay and don't think of even trying to fix the game when in Slime you could easily fix this by making grabs highs and avoidable by ducking.
>>521713246I'm hopping on the MKruise ship
>>521713805its better for a game to be terrible at top levels than to be terrible at intermediate or low levels (i.e 1st dan to GoD (high level is something like GoD 200k points at least))
I love men
why the hell niggas out here threatening phiddy, bro is already a loser why you out to get his ass?
>download tag 2 for emulation>everyones outfit defaults to blackwhat the hell is going on, i'm starting to remember how cancer emulation is if you're unlucky
just don't have a shit ass pc lil bro
>>521714197https://wiki.rpcs3.net/index.php?title=Tekken_Tag_Tournament_2
>>521714197on rscp3 go in config and turn on color buffs, i remember this shit happening to me in 2019 so vividly
>Dale Tier Wilson would rather play Smash than 8Hang it up, HNMIt's over
>>521714595
*keels over*
retvrn to sovlhttps://x.com/BuffGigas/status/1911595461204738368?t=A3S8yAk19DZSsV5msbO_Tw&s=19
atp smash is more balanced than 8
>>521714776What's the point of the thrower's other character running onto the screen too?
>>521714475>>521714447hell ya that worked, thanks.
>>521714928to break up the scramble like it's WWE
>>521714928cos its cool? the fuck?
i do respect the tekken series for not shrinking movesets. It's cool that I can go back to an older game and 99% of the movelist is still there.
>>521715010It's pointlessthe Throwed's other character makes sense, breaking the throw, the Thrower's other character is just bloat
*changes your qcf movements to df* hehe
bloat is such a bloated term nowadays
this game makes me so toxic it's insane
WHY AM I TOXIC
>>521714928tag throw changed char on screen. its just for fun to involve all the chars
this game makes a man misanthropic, doesn't help that the aggressive nature of this game makes one more angry
>>521715086you're existence is pointless
>>521715592Why are you so upset?
breaking a throw should leave you at +7
breaking a throw should leave you at -8
+7-8
>>521715828kek
im playing MKino
comedy 7unfunny 8
>>521715968Based
>>521715968Zased
>>521715968Chaste
a melee type movement is probably not possible theres too many viable options....yea it might really be over...
>>521716332The disintegration of Tekken before our very eyes...
>>521705496There are way too many mids that track for stepping to be advisable all the time. Also ss was never a deep skill thing, in tag 2 top players would just auto pilot ss block because it beat 95% of options. Powercrushing is a defensive option that only works into an attacker(with the exception of a few stupid ones), if your move got powercrushed, it's no less skillful or visually distinct than if it got stepped, evaded, ch, etc.
we knew this was coming
>>521711541Bitch fags whined about muh rank inflation
bro the steam reviews for 8HNM are you okay
>>521716332didn't tag almost kill the serie? doesn't going there prove that Harada is right in calling you a bunch of retards?
N hasnt slept in 12 days
>>521716787What has he been doing since then
>>521716750kill yourself ?
>>521716750It was released toward the end of the ps3 life with little to no advertisement Speaking from exp, I had only heard of it after getting a ps4, found it by looking into competitive tekken. Would never have known that it existed otherwise. Have had every tekken since 3 but nearly missed that one
>>521716881
https://x.com/alikhalil809/status/1911439195228303531
>>521716881speed ladyboys and sake he knows he is done for
>>521716332>instead of fixing the thing>"uuuuhm guys why dont we make the thing like that other thing"kekken really is the lowest IQ game
Isn't this better than T6 sales???
>>521717340anything is better than s2 currently
empathy game
you nigs sure love t5 for nigs that didn't played it niggs
>>5217173426 had over 5 mil sales
i played it, i was a wee lad with a ps2
>t5 was 20 years ago
>>521717821it's been that long? where does time go?
time flies when you're a faggot
ONE SCREEN I DON'T KNOW WHYHE DOESN'T LOOK NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
>>5217176876 had 3.5 at most from what I can find but took a longer timeframe to sell 1.5 than Tag 2. I can't find final figures for TTT2.
i'm amazed how all skill expression is gone, i can't wait for evo jp. Murray and Harada will have to watch their shit show in person.
They won't show up lol
That would be conceding defeat to Capcom entirely
Does tag 2 not have a convient doc for combos and frame data. I found ones for 5dr and 6 but can't for tag 2.
You are in an elevator with Mishimastar. You have about 2 minutes until he reaches his floor. What do you tell him to fix Tekken 8?
>>521718757fix tekken eight nigga
>soulcalibur 2 is gonna be on switch 2 with online >your old kekken games are never getting rerelease Kek
>>521716896I'll take it as a yes>>521716907I'll take it as a yes but their retardation in marketing is to blame rather than the game
>>521718982sc2 is just running through a gamecube emulator and not a proper port right? i bet the netplay will suck
>>521719069Cope
What if we firebomb the Bandai Namco building and kill everyone there?
>>521719316nigger have you ever played anything on the switch online emulator? it's fucking broken and never works.
>>521719347Mite b cool
>>521719347>Turning their story into a tragedy and an example of gamers being entitled freaksThat's too good for them. Let them disappear in shame. We should just shit on Murray's front door every morning and every afternoon before he comes home from work.
>>521718485Wiki says 5.6mil salesvgchart says 5.98mil
>3,230 In-Gameahem
>>521719654ayo holy shit, i played s1 in it's entirety despite the flaws and had a decent flaw. I don't think the player count ever dropped that low even once, and people wanna say the fucking boycott isn't working.
>3230its true
Can you really boycott something so dogshit that nobody in their right mind wants to play it in the first place? Like boycott sounds intentional but I really just don't want to play the game.
>>521719868I feel the same waypeople talk a lot about this boycott but the reality is the game isnt fun at all to play so theres no pointwhat difference does it make
Even if you want it's do mentally taxing games fucked i tranny it
We're seeing sub-3k this week easily
>>521719868same i'm "boycotting the game" not out of pride but more so because it is total dogshit. Like i had fun with s1 but s2 is just that much worse, all the shit i learned is irrelevant now.
i feel like going to retirement house every time i look at reina juggling me
>play ranked or quick match >get rekt by paul and jack Unistalled
im a loser cuck
>>521719981A pleasure to be here for it
>3,204
man, why did it have to come to this?
>>521719868It's basically the same thing but putting the boycott title on it makes it seem worse and gives more attention to why people aren't playing.
hey guys i got 1500 changes i tested it should be really fun to play around, defensive aspect is so much different now, i didn't tested it by the way #fistmeetsfate
Tekken deserves it. All who stand before Godcom-sama will be mercilessly crushed. We will all be united happily beneath our greater.
>>521720219yeah it's a good thing, most of us aren't playing because it's shit but calling it a boycott discourages new people from playing which is good. No one's first tekken should be this game in it's current state.
>3,183 In-Gameno way
You get what you deserve, tekken san
>>521701554STAGE KINO
You now remember that anon saying S2 was doing better than S1 and would stabilize at 6-8K
Harada = Adin Ross Nakatsu = Johnny Somali Murray = Vitaly
>>521720819That was Murray
>>521720902i do wish N & M were in foreign jail cells!
>all time low even lower than pre-patchlooool
>>521720125come home, asian man
1.5K sometime this season perhaps even sooner than expected
>3160Subarashi
The absolute state of tekken!
when will H&M break the silence
once they sell enough shirts!
They're still trying to sell those skateboards
>spent all weekend playing sf6 and tag2i'd prefer if t8 was just a better game.
i dont wanna play tag2 i wanna play tekken 6.............
>>521722340the only 6 you're going to play is street fighter
>>521716750to perma stick with tag 2 is okay because if youre gonna play it for years then it cancels out how bloated it is
>>521714475how you so smart i did that a week ago and i dont even remember it lol, wouldnt have been able to remember the option name
>>521714164There's 2 types of people that threaten ecelebs like thatComplete retards and the ecelebs themselves on alt accounts
i have to go to the dentist... but atleast it's not Tekken 8 i guess
But you know what has a GOOD SEASON 2?MARVEL RIVALS TM OF COURSE!
>>521716332>going from bad to much worseThese copers are pathetic and are all bark and no bite
i was looking up some blonde homo nice guy chad from school and he had a bunch of startups and did classes in college. maybe i can defeat these people as a 30 year old with an unfinished philosophy degree. i just need to stumble upon some esoteric knowledge that increases my genetic capacity and start fucking high class women every weekend.
>>521701494"Why would you want to demote someone when you know you can just fire them... if you know they're useless, like all other companies..."
Lmaoing at Frame kissing Spag's ass when he's obvious shill>"his country">"Pakistan"Totally British btw
GIVE IT UP FOR DAAAY 13
fix the game
murray..................the emergency patch....................................
>>521684308This was already discussed in the SF6 thread Mai has a japanese style neat bush for sure.
Is this SF6 tranny lost or something?
murray........................................................................................................the screen..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
I don't know about you guys but I found $41 inside my cupboard
>>521724286no one knows who the FUCK this is
>>521724336hawthornICE ze kween of zekgen
ling players are insufferable
>>521724286everyone knows who the FUCK this is
>>521724394this but the opposite
I want to learn xiaoyu but she's too hard...
SHE IS LITERALLY SOME NEUTRAL AUTIST WHY WOIULD SHE BE INSUFFERABLE
make her soft then
constantly downplaying your character is insufferable behaviourand youre a pathetic simping retard
Why did they do it?
y-you sh-sh-ould..
playing a lot of characters has made me immune to character to flame warsI love everyonetruly I am enlightened
>>521724531They (Harada and Murray) have created a safespace free from any critique of the game and surrounded themselves with Yes-men and sycophants
>>521724586based
>>521724432just pop heat
>>521724586based me too except mishimas
>>521723909average swede
i look like this and main xiaoyu
>>521725136postit I enjoy your outfits
Why do devs literally not have common sense. They've been trying to copy SF6 from the beginning not realizing that people aren't even happy with SF6, they just play it because brand recognition.
How over is it out of 10 bros?
>>521725221looks very academic
+8 / 10
>>521725375I THINK ITS CUTE
Oh my days bruv, these Hag Fags are sharing outfits on Tekgen.
>>521724432I thought this too and then spammed AOP, db2 and heat mixups to TG in season 1. A lot simpler in practice than on paper because you really don’t have to learn any Ling tech
tmm getting sub 1k viewers on tekken 8 is kinda brutal no?
We're way past kinda brutal buddy.
>>521725792game *coughs blood* is *falls to knees* healthier... than... ever.... *dies*
>>521725439thank you bunda>>521725792think he's duostreaming with youtube
ling got nerfedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb04teysW54
There is only Hag Fags left it really is over
I need some staples for lili/anna and lili/zafina tag combos....
i have ten dollars what food can i get tonight
oats and grains frfr
>>521725960lmao is that the empathytard?
>>521725375>sheer thigh high tights + pleated miniskirt it's cute but it's very agp
Please just one heterosexual poster, for the love of god this is painful.
How do I find tag combo fillers?Man, I really do prefer 6...
3k players and boycott almudillah not the future i envisioned for new tekken game
Dune Coon located.
https://youtu.be/wAetOtYbE38?si=wz9Xa8CAnjXN-Mqwit's u..p..
i wish eliza bit my dick off
why
because eliza is hot and i really like her
>>521727127we're playing tekken 6
>>521727582I already play 6.I like it. But I also want to get good at tag 2, but finding staples on the character combination you want to play can be such a pain in the ass
>>521727675Search the team you want on Youtube, you'll usually find something. If not look for a team with one of your characters and just apply that where you can.
This Ling guy is really attention starved huh. Should probably get a life.
>wake up>open tekken 8>youtube "xianxia music playlist" then put it onyep, we're making it out of flame ruler with this one
>>521727981I guess I'll do that.Gotta spend some time in the labI'm very bad at Tag 2 nglAnd some online players are cracked as fuck
Preferably Fentanyl
i wish i could play fun tag 2 instead of waging on a sunny day
ditch the "job" and hop on fun7
mfw lose to anna because cant focus on gameplay get massive bonor mid game than swiftly tend to that of porn of her afterwords... god bros why life so hard...
Why's janny deleting the Xiaoyu outfits?We have a bunch of offtopic shit but some schizo posting his outfits in a Tekken game is too much?
he deletes his own posts for some reason
a xiaoyu went under jannys mid
>>521728738They shouldn't. I don't like that. They should be deleting ltg and gm hat posts.
somebody ban that nigga off my chat
>they should be deleting ltg and gm kino
This isn't Reddit, go play dress up somewhere else.
I do not think there's a snowball's chance in hell they solve this shit.
Remember to keep review bombing this game to hit the fabled 8%. We have until the emergency patch hits before the copiums start giving good reviews again.
i wanted to learn weird philosophey but i ran out of time already 5am
there is nothing to solvetekken 8 is perfect as is
https://youtu.be/I10VreGGr4E?si=eJZNBgNwwaOaJeStit's up again
STARTING A CHAIN REACTION
>>521728738that guy just deletes his own posts
how do you even do that? i swear i've tried but it never works
>>521729816press the down arrow next to ur post number and go to delete
>>521729368tekken 8 to 4
is the halo MCC good for the campaigns? i've never played the games before
>>521730034Literally just Scifi call of duty
sc7 - vindictus
>>521730205not what i asked. so a cooler call of duty?
>>521730034Yes>>521730205Braindead
>>521730034i would tell you to play it with a friend but this is /tekgen/
>>521730034I recently replayed all of them except 5 because it's not on PC and they all hold up really well. Would recommend, fun games.
>>521730034i'm biased because i loved them growing up, but i think they hold up. especially the music, it carries those games in a lot of ways.
thanks bruvs. gonna give it a shot
>want kuni>don't want her in this horrible, horrible game
You want a horrible character, seems pretty fitting for a horrible game
>>521730517you are why the game is horrible
hes probably just a dressup gamer
the primary target audience then, murray should listen
I genuinely think that Harada and friends are right about buffing offense in T8Defense was overpowered before T8 but the problem is that they just made offense overpowered instead
We call them Hag Fags around these parts anon and they are insufferable.
>>521730672kunimitsu was one of the most honest top tiers this series has ever had
Alright boys report him and get him banned again, you know the drill.
>>521730784it was overpowered at the very highest level of korean autism. for literally everyone else it wasn't, even other high level players. watch some NA tournaments from the tag2/t6 era it's not all backdashing and generic d4s.
>>521730517she'll be 3rd DLC, won't be surprised if they fuck her up
>>521730958
its embarrassing how bad this game islike how strong simply randomly coinflipping launchers in neutral areand how everybody has these insanely strong power lows that just track fully like okay take the low works as a philosophy when the cast isn't filled with 35 to 40 dmg knockdown lows that go into more or lows that loop into more lows
>>521730961>it was overpowered at the very highest level of korean autismThat's true but T7 with Arslan especially showed how fundamentally broken defense wasI don't think the game should be balanced only around pros but that's exactly what happened in T8, they looked at the pro meta of turtling in T7 and buffed offense to address that "issue"I still think offense needed a buff but they overdid it and made offense overpowered>tag2/t6 eraLet's be honest, a lot of pros in that era where at Bushin - Tekken Emperor levels currently, besides the very best, which are getting old at this point
I'm actually surprised at how little I want to play this game. I'm playing the 4 daily matches just for quest purposes and it's so boring. I just played 4, lost 3 won 1 and usually I'd get sort of salty and want to play more to end on a positive note but I just closed the game instantly and went to something else.They actually did just fucking kill Tekken. Insane. Two weeks and they still haven't addressed anything.
https://youtu.be/7pFVujO4_YA?si=f7wMr3JinHH2jGVCSaying bad things on the internet is just not okay do better
Outside of steam going down, have we ever been below 3500 active players before?
time to do my dailies
LTG CUT ON 8 LET'S GOOOOOOO
How sad does your life have to be for dailies to actually work on you?
>>521731801I'm not watching this nigger but I'm guessing this is because someone posted a threat to PhidxVery convenient for Bamco and the shills they have something so easy to spin in their favorIt happens so often that someone gets threatened and all of a sudden that's used to to try to deflect from whatever the topic was in the first placeFuck TMM, Spag and all the other Bamco nigger shills
I play tekkino 8 for the fun of it
>>521732235Hoping for some signs of life today
>>521732264i didn't finish the first battlepass and I really regret it because I can't get the croptop now
>>521731801imagine making a video about this absolute content vultures
>>521731765i have mini mental breakdown every two sets, i can't handle this
>>521713456since everyone was complaining about sf6 throw loops so much i got curious and decided to watch a random tourney set of the game. i barely saw any throws in the set - but the gameplay looked god awful for completely different reasons instead. it was the first set here https://youtu.be/jmZQvMfmHL4?t=75>>521713861>when in Slime you could easily fix this by making grabs highs and avoidable by ducking.you're joking, right?
>>521732183Eu is the most active region in d8 by far. Majority of god accounts are from eu rn.
nevermind. this mcc shit is unplayable. i cant even get past the first screen it keeps denying my email bullshit. fuck this game is 20 years old why cant i just play the fucking game
croptop? I meant vest
>>521730834
LTG cant even find games on d8what has the world come to
>>521732264ur gonna laugh at me, but i wanted boots from 55 level reward to make picrel
member saving the d8
>>521732517neither can I, shit's dead
3.6k players rn
is planted our chud
was at 3100 earlier
>>521732356just stop playing deep down you know you're having zero fun
I just fight the demons in my head they have bad neutral and just mash at me
>>521732629no because he doesn't support afd and is a literal islamist who wants to turn europe muslim
>Islamisierung stoppensounds funny
>LTG got blooped twicebloop
tekken8isierung sloppen
Time limited Unreal Engine shop items are enough to get people to play every single day, oh my days bruvs it's over.
>>521733241>oh my days bruvsNiggerbabble isn't funny
>>521733332aye what we tell em
Nobody would ever KingJae post in Tekgen bruv, oh my days bruv. Ban him now
we tell em we now can't hit 4k players around the wolrd don't clip dat
found this toy katana with a scabbard in my garage, now i'm going to pretend to be vergil
>>521713861Throws are completely fundamental to SFs gameplay, it's okay that they exist what they need to do is remove throw loops, or increase whiff frames so a backdash/jump punish a throw.
Bruv is swinging a sword around his garage, couldn't do that in the UK. Would get you imprisoned for all his days
buy the potato chips guy
>>521733476you're already a vergin, don't need to pretend
>>521733595sex makes you weaker
>>521684171*spreads poll*https://forms.gle/jtztkM1QimBtuNHT6
>>521733332i think it is
>>521733626
the fact some people thought chickens added to the game is so crazy to me>take a risk with a reversal>get punished anyway because the opponent is just OSing it
>>521733901should've done a sabaki or a real parry lol skill issue
>>521733901You lost to the better tekken player
>>521733901CHICKEN JOCKEY
I want her back bros
>>521734331
>Chadzuya blooped all over DaleBLOOP
I did my dailies by playing 4 quckmatches against Kingpin_tkn, and even though I won all 4 of them, I still feel super tense and stressed. I really despise tekken 8, how bad does a game need to be for winning to feel miserable?
the point of the game is to have funif it's not fun, why bother?
>people complaining about "stress" when they actually have to play the game instead of holding back indefinitely and sometimes low parry for 90 dmg
>>521733626based
its crazy how much better that heatspeak shit would be if spag just didn't talk at allhe is so uninteresting and i don't want to hear for the fifth time what fucking characters you play
i would do unholy things to sharkpanty
whataboutism 7
>>521733901Chickens are were impossible to do on reaction, you needed to preemptively guess that your opponent was doing a reversal and preinput it. It only really existed so that characters with no useful knee or elbow attcks could still check and avoid a reversal at the same timeAlso it was practically impossible to do a string and chicken at the same time, so performing one still limited your options
>>521734331post your stats with herif you don't have at least 1000+ matches online you are a fake and a fraud
5060 Ti reviews tomorrow, i'll buy one even if it costs 700€
blud is buying jewvidia
Is it normal that the Jukebox mod for T7 creates an immense file? My Jukebox_P.pak file is fucking 80gb big. That is the fucking size of the whole game.
YOU'RE A FRAUD SPIDERMAN
it's all of murray's ai generated porn
>>521735003yeah bro totally normal, make sure u leave that on ur pc
>>521734331nah i'm not comfortable with dp cancles on hitbox rn
>how the fuck do we fix this shit now?
>>521734631it's not really a guess it's just an OS. you do it whether you expect it or not vs Asuka because there's no cost to not doing itthe character doing a reversal is incurring a risk, since if you don't press they will eat shit. with chickens they're incurring a risk with zero benefit, because even if they're right and you press it still doesn't matter, they're the ones that get punished for itit's an extremely stupid mechanic. imagine if you could just press an input whenever you do a low and if they block low they do a quick punch to the face and the low is now safe. same retardation, the only reason anyone defends chickens is because epik legacy mechanic bro old equals good
you now remember disabled finnish dude living in tekkenfeel bad for him
ill never go back to the good old days with tekken 2 where i went online with my best friend on the couch, me character 1 and him character 2 and dabbing on spaniards and italians all day with extreme delay based netcode where we sometimes made out but rarely
Woof, going down to 3.2k? Sure it's the start of the week but that's the lowest it's ever been no?
tekken 3 taught me the value of touching men
tekken 4 taught me how to handle women at the wall
>>521734818>60-tier GPU>700HOLY PAYPIG
should I even bother with the battlepass
this meltdown and people going back to old games and finding out bryan has been an ultra fraud character ever since t7 warms my heart
>>521734520it's not the aggression, it's the fact that you're constantly at risk of losing half your healthbar the second you let your opponent do anythingtekken 8's damage is way to high for how volatile the game is
>>521735528
>>521735265the lucky chloe/reina guy? he's a nice person, I feel bad for him
I fucked a shemale
that shemale? me.
can i confess too
yes tell us about your life
Mario Vargas Llosa is kill :(
They just fucked up with the grey health. Is there any game ever with grey health like how it currently is in Tekken 8? Not even in 2D games do you take so much chip. There are many times more than half your healthbar will be chip/grey damage and then one low deletes it ALL and you are dead. Yeah I get they want the game to be aggressive but jesus christ. Retarded ass devs.
who
my cat just slapped me
>>521734631Chickens had to be inputted after the move connects with the reversal. Preinputting the chicken would result in nothing.
few days ago i played eliza and got extreme boner after doing her b2 3 today i thought about her b2 3 and my pp felt weird againis this what t8 lili mains feel when they play her
>>521736175Deserved pussy
>>521735976not defending the current chip damage values esp on some +ob mids that shouldnt have chip at all but i do think chip damage and grey health that you recover by attacking is a way more fun way to encourage aggression than hard 50/50s
>>521735557you better start pressing some buttons then big boy
whats the fucking point of a midhigh that jails?
Today I learned the struggle of debugging graphics code. It's not your average every day "set a breakpoint and observe values" kind of debugging.When that data's living on the GPU, you better take your best guess at what's happening to it or waste a couple hours.
>>521736430To break you mentally
>>521735976that's just combos doing recoverable rather than chip to be fair
i slapped my cat
i want more pics like this, where can i find them?
>>521733626many don't realize this but it's true
i'm surprisingly getting less mad this season because i simply cannot take this shit seriously. thought playing a lot less also helps
>>5217367464chan
I exposed myself
GYATT DAMN i'm on a roll today bois!
I'm here to fuck your dogs.Any objections?
>>521737331wish i was a dog
cliff wouldnt utter that
>>521684171Post Zasniffas.
Tekken 8% will never happen nowhope you're happy phidx haters
BOOM
>>521737752Phidx posted that threat himself on an alt accountI guarantee it
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Oh this cheating sandnigger is posting again
I hope people sub and donate to phiddy in these dark times
At least I got rejected within 24 hours instead of waiting a week until it became obvious
i would never reject a veiny cock
>acting racist in the fgcyeah, not irl though. pussyboy.
halo mcc having a soul button is pretty funny. its kinda based tho that they dd this and D2 remake had it also. at least theres an option
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neZ0giW0UvU
tomorrow it's my turn to post!
I need a job badly
>>521738590yeah I would do this %1000 if everyone adopted this but that will never happen
>>521738964no you don't
no response no updateno tweets NOTHING
https://www.sooplive.com/sctven
i got horny again and lost the streak. many such cases...
blud wants to recreate the mardukschizo tale but with a coomer now
Guys can we please stop talking about the game's design and gameplay and focus on what really matters? PhiDX is not having a good time, and you guys are to blame.
can you kindly refrain from calling me that? i'm a crip.
hopefully the whole na scene and eu one stops going into tournaments
>>521739608This is such an obvious distraction tactic lmaoPLEASE guys stop criticizing the game you're LITERALLY killing phidxThose fucking Tekken chuds
hopefully it won't hurt when i take it all into my asshole
umm good one??? is there a single straight tekken player
every asuka main is straight, especially fergus
>>521739739I don't think there's an actual cabal doing it on purpose but there will always be nutcases that take it too seriously and phiddy can just cast a light on them to get some empathy points and distance himself a bit from the criticism (so he can more successfully pivot to THEY SAVED THE GAME! when the patch hits)
>>521740094StraightOutta Comptonhttps://youtu.be/TMZi25Pq3T8?si=gVhD-MP8_MmlvQOD
how is it after designing tekken for decades, the new moves they give to characters are always broken
>>521740262because if they aren't you seethe that the moves you got are "literally useless" and compare them to the best new move of the patch
they don't know what they're doing since 1997, even Harada said so
cuz fair and balanced stuff is boring
I'm a fucking loser
how come harada was in charge of all the good tekkens then?
>>521740453We know, Jade
>>521740453nope
>>521740378leefags are doing that as we speak
how do you know if someone is cheating?
>>521740619no one denies the new moves are good they're just not very lee like
tekken devs are psychosocial and theyre based for thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5abamRO41fE
Baby making sex with Benedikta
https://youtu.be/_gmmvFBGkjc?si=-KVJnUCT27qZH200i got into music recently..
What were they thinking with this horrid design?
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS
2 faggots side by side
That's just you looking at a mirror anon...
that's me in the spotlight
I hate myself
i'm in the corner tho
IT BEARS THE HEAD OF A COCK
https://youtu.be/zbsbcKfqtSQ?si=PJ5Ez1n-xxcVAFAw&t=36
i can't decide on my tag team I have a really schizophrenic spread of characters and any team I can think of is just really goofy, i'm talking shit like alisa and kazuya or xiaoyu and jack tier goofy
Lars the broken tier and someone else, hope that helped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWkvlL9R5jAwe can never go back :/
>>521741664just in time for my monthly rewatch
lars mindbroke me saars
i need speed
shan't be playing lars
I need anything positive in life
play Hwoarang then
>>521742397you're handsome
>>521742397https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZlCtO7qapY
>>521742397https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pFVujO4_YA
luigi's mansion dabs on this game HARD
>>521742875pedo stache = not watchingmore like pedomansweden
>modder removes heat in Tekken 8https://youtu.be/neZ0giW0UvU?si=myWkkW8URonwXHlm
I'm NOT okay (I promise)
>>521742397
White women could never
the dark side of doing a 180 for when the patch eventually drops
>>521743062based mcr chad
>>521742875https://www.twitch.tv/themainmanswe/clip/BlazingImportantTildeANELE
>>521743007non remedial 8fun 8
>people are actually contrarian enough to claim Tag2 is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0ihqeX1RN8
>>521743210it was all ironic
>suddenly
>>521743316his wife did leave him for "undisclosed reasons" thougheverbeit
Yeah he still got cucked but in that exact way
>>521743251it was contrarian back in 2016-17 because both aris and tmm were hating on it. but right now not really.
she left him cuz his bestie was a street fighter chad
>>521743132she looks like she's into japanese bears
>>521733626>noooo you can't just call out shills for running damage control for a shit game!>if you don't like this game then you're just an incel!>stop being mean to the devs because... because just don't ok!What makes swedes behave like this?
>>521743007I like phoebe and jinny
i can grow hair on my face i am a real grown man
>>521743618>leave the multi million dollar company alone!
>>521743132Our children would never go hungry...
>>521742397HIV
>>521743618he can't tell people to stop being brown on stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4rjHeYBIU0tekken 5dr online mainstream when
Harada and Murray created this type of relationship with fans. They deserve all the ridicule coming their way.
>>521743618I found it funny that his last video was about calling out "incels" for not being masculine enough and not having purpose in life when he had a month long mental breakdown when Kazuya got added to Smash because it ruined his manly image
>>521742875Threatening Phiddy is based and should be encouraged, take his lunch money next time you see him.
>go to job site>immediately get spammed with uber and doordash>get reminded I'm a fucking loser with no car>close tab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fiHeVoOnRs
>go to job sitecouldnt be me!`
I'm going to be late to work because I'm sitting on a toilet reading tekgen right now
who the fuck would want a job nowaday
>>521744071Does food delivery not use bicycles in america, geniuenly wondering
>>521744153im going to seethe if i watch this. cool find though.
i want to do operation joint to restore eyesight but i'm so fucking scared i hate doing this stuff
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>>521744153is 3d prime edition actually a good game?
>>521744252Me. My gibs are running out and I did miss being a office monkey that got paid to spend 8 hours a day just browsing 4chan and doodling lolis in a notebook. Too bad they only give those jobs to pajeets and fat black women now.
>>521744256big cities probably do but where I'm at that is not happening.
>>521744274>if you go blind you'll get welfare>if you go blind you won't be able to see your ugly smug in the mirror anymore>if you go blind anyone's expectations about you will drop severelythere are literally no downsides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZZBSmSlz9k
>>521744012this is the future for this franchise
My wife (Josie Rizal) is a pure maiden saving herself for our marriage not a bear onahole
>>521744380i doubt you missed it otherwise you would already have one by now
Why did TMM grow a pedostache?
>>521744523Lost his kid and wife
>>521744041How TMM managed to become the biggest Tekken eceleb is beyond meThe guy is not even being ironic when he says or does stupid shit, he's genuinely just that stupid
>>521744560sexo
>>521744523He is a certified pedophile
>deathfist is safe in heat and breaks reversalsExcuse me what
>>521744523he accepted the failure he calls his life
>>521744382>can't look at sunset and 2d girls
>he's still playing tekken 8
>>521744690what exactly makes his life a failure
>>521744778his mustache
>>521744778i don't like him
I want you to count the amount of Mudslime Mishimas in his chat next time you watch him or his Youtube videos
>>521744809so if he shaves it off, his life is fullfilled? damn lucky guy i'd say
>>521744778dedicated 30 years to a franchise he's not even good at
>>521744778Large scale cuckoldry. Broadcasted to billions.
Get Ready to Fly
>>521744616Normalfags enjoy funny noises and buzzwords like bagoosh and masku. Also they assume he's good because doing electrics = good at the game to these people
>>521744891yeah but it also made him able to sustain himself without slaving-off and making someone else rich, that's the opposite of failure.if he was slaving off 8 hours a day doing something he didn't enjoy he'd fit my idea of "failure".see how it works? failure is not an absolute, it's a meaningless word shaped by every person's view.I think he's living the way he wants and that makes him a winner in my book
bagooshYEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
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Bagoosh into gay joke is a classic tho
>>521745071Hi adrian
>>521744616He stayed consistent with the tekken content since t5 up until streaming started to blow up. He has rich parents while all other tekken guys had to quit at some point.
i'm wasting today's evening on eliza