Hatching-tide 2025 [Apr 9-24]https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2025/Hatching_tide/ta6u6e9be7>Patch 7.2 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3c4910f373e497acd3428c37f6358e341e4cc06d>Resources, FCs, and Linkshellshttps://rentry.org/xivg>Official /xivg/ Syncshell & ExtraChat CWLS (Plugins required)https://rentry.org/xivgsyncshellCWLS>The Third /xivg/ Glamour Challenge: It's Showtime [Apr 2-30]https://rentry.org/3xgc>Meetups• April 14, 7:00 PM EDT | Balmung, Mist, Ward 2, Plot 33, Room 2 | Harry Potter 7, 8 >>520598501• April 15, 5:00 PM EDT | Zalera, Empyreum, Ward 5, Plot 4 | Zootopia, Sing 1 >>521442149 • April 19, 5:00 PM EDT | Primal, Excal. Wolves' Den Pier | /xivg/ Clash at the Docks CC >>521534896 • Apr 19th, 8:00 PM EDT | Seraph, LB W28 P28 | Femlala Tea Party: Shinkai / Ghibli Night• April 20, 6:30 PM EDT | Malboro, Crystal Goblet W13 P26 | Male Meetup: Monkey Man and Nobody >>521405273 • April 20, 7:20 PM EDT | Mateus, Elpis ( 24.4 , 22.4 ) | Easter Mixer >>521406328 • April 27, 5:00 PM EDT | Bestways Burrow, Mare Lamentorum, Marilith, Dyamis | Shared FATE meetup >>521568508 Previous /xivg/: >>521759942
i have been hard for 3 hours PLEASE post catboxes
moonie monday. you know what to do
>win mount>tank leaves>say i'll stay for more>party disbandswell alright then
grinding his big useless cock into the puddle of bottom cum he spurt onto his soft and faggy tummy
I can't wait for the meetup tonight so I can get depressed and leave early without seeing the movie again
FAVORITE FEMLALA X FEMLALA SHIPS?WHICH FEMLALAS DO YOU THINK WOULD LOOK GOOD TOGETHER AS A COUPLE?
>>521779335Why tomorrow?>>521779434Exciting Rooftop Picnics?
Menzenchin Tsumohou
>>521782550what do
>>521782508https://litter.catbox.moe/zv2f39.png
>>521782508Okay but just one... https://files.catbox.moe/accegz.mp4
by keeping track, 83 men and 107 futas have been inside my wol so far
>>521782617Such is the fate of mount farm parties>>521782735I think femlalas look really good when they die in PVP
>>521782798maybe clean up your face, you might have some schmutz on there
>>521782750isn't that the lalafell that keeps trying to schizoshitpost the pcli members?
>>521782750The only good lalaboy
all that searching for nice stockings and they're just ever slightly too tall to have a nice skin gap and to show off the nice lace border at the top
>>521782508https://files.catbox.moe/xbp4nf.png
>>521782747Where’s our marriage?
>>521782829You fucker
>>521782829hey did you like the cockpost last thread
>>521782750That's MV, right?
>>521782747you said you have nsfw images, the least you can do is give me a serious reply so i can stop asking..
Post
>>521782885my mega thigh wife WF in the back
why is the dialogue in xiv so boring, no one has personality in their writing
>>521782829>this is the shit /xivg/ likesThis video has about as much energy as a dead cricket
>>521782735me x you
>>521782550i'm posting my maloonster he's very tired
male moonies owe me oral
>>521783018Urianger and Thancred
>>521782430As the tier list with the most (you)s last thread, this list has become the official xivg tier list for the next 24 hours. Please adhere to proper tier list behavior or your threadcred will be docked.
>>521782885sadge
>>521782508https://files.catbox.moe/oeuf5s.jpg
>>521782735my femlala x half an exp bar per dungeon run
>>521783082my moonie eats pussy like new england oysters
>>521783098rape
>>521782508https://files.catbox.moe/o1r5um.mp4
>>521782885
>>521783092My wife Judge #4 in C tier, this is blasphemy
Does Thancred still have sex, or did raising Ryne make him permanently a volcel?
>>521782829jesus fucking christ how awful
>>521782508That will be 500k gil + moonie tax - https://files.catbox.moe/3q97t6.jpg
Convince me not to fanta to this.
>>521783026It's just a nightlife emote at what seems to be the live letter meetup. I don't think it was meant to be anything special
>>521782826you are so easily influenced its funny
>>521783098fake glasses
why is magness suddenly venturing out from afk spots and actually playing the game and talking to people for the first time in weeks
I don't want to go to meetups because my character is unique enough to be noticed and I do not desire schizos or to be known by name
>>521783268Women will want to have sex with you.
>>521783268get rid of the freckles and it's a yes from me
>>521783092Why is Effy always in S? He's boring as fuck.
I am once again here to complain about my M6S groups
>>521783092Yeah whatevs.
Put me back together or separate the skin from boneLeave me all the pieces, then you can leave me aloneTell me the reality is better than the dreamBut I've found out the hard way, nothing is what it seems
https://youtu.be/GYK4Q6EuUIw?si=i9p1eunOYaWTzkXV>>521783092ur smoking crack for putting me in A btw
>>521783284Give it a rest Lorilee "Alexandria"
>>521783268really really not a fan of that mustache desu. he looks fine otherwise but if you really wanna keep the stache take off the freckles, they dont go together well at all
>>521783275>someone who enjoys helping men cum takes suggestions to help other men cumyeah
>>521783268BROBroThis ain't the way broWe DON'T need more mieras shitting up the threads
>>521783316bwo schizoing doesn’t matter, they get bored if you don’t give them attention
>>521783357I will complain that you aren't my EB
>>521783002Pre
Horse! You're up.
>>521783092Tier lists will never be official because it's all subjective
>>521783357Nice pits.
*tugs ur sleeve* can i touch ur prostate?? :3
>>521783268Sir you have done flakes of drywall on your face, have you been eating the walls again
>>521783273>MF and CS pulled a Macchi When are they getting blacklisted and schizo'd?
>>521782508https://files.catbox.moe/g6f79a.png Here, and I finally found a PF that could do bridge! (We did it ONCE and disbanded after 3 pulls)
>>521783092>Kat isn't in F tierThis list sucks
>>521783284Implying he's not just cockwatching alter
>>521783490not unless you're my eb
>>521783357you need to make your own groups, stalk every person who joins on tomestone, and liberally kick and blacklist peopleyou'll clear if you do that
>>521782829Hot :3
>kill party >melees cant even finish p1 without a damage downm7s isnt being cleared today..
>>521783273They probably went to Solution 9's apartments independent of a meetup
>>521783160https://files.catbox.moe/zxo6qb.webm>>521783283it's true she has 20/20 vision>>521783092i should not be that high
>>521783490O-Okay... but I'm a femlala so good luck...
>>521783393who>>521783563how do you accomplish that by chatting up randos in balmung uldah
>>521783578*kneels, cups ur balls with one hand, and slips a ring over ur shaft with the other**kisses ur tip* mwahhh :33
can i pretty please sit on your lap and feel you get hard for me
>>521783092Damn I'm surprised someone put me that high up.
>>521783517now that's the good shit right there brohope you can find another group that just clears
>>521783501Vastly different because they did it in the confines of gpose and not in front of everyone begging for attention which in itself is a huge surprise
>>521783268Maybe miera look the same for a reason.
>>521783098Yeah my malezen needs this dogoonie to bounce on it
>>521782430What furnishing is this carbuncle standing on top on?
>>521783697of course kitten
Post your recent Gposes
>>521783698I am too now fucking go away scopecat.
>>521783490With that tiny weeny you won't even pass my ass barrier.
>>521783679>who>>521773447
My solo FC reached rank 19! Yippee!!!
>>521783717What's the difference if they're posting it in the thread and the same people who were at the meetup are reading this?
>>521783092What does my moonie get for being in A, can I redeem it for anything?
drama in my solo fc again sigh
>>521783517would be hotter as a lalaboy.
>>521783761mogstation cherry blossoms i think? was an old event reward which they move to the store
>>521783448maliddies lostjust face it
>>521782898Where? It can only be done in the sanctum, right?>>521782964I was just asking why tomorrow and not today.
>>521783670i can find it>>5217837757.2 inches no lie :3
>>521783268It's really really ugly.
>>521783761https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/playguide/db/item/0623092006f/
crystal
>>521783517nice eggshell skin
>>521783818Hooray!! Wahoo!
>>521783761old event item, now cash shop... https://store.finalfantasyxiv.com/ffxivstore/en-us/product/422
>>521782508https://files.catbox.moe/6903rq.jpg
>>521783092actually shit taste because the white haired brown moonie has not only the best feet in the thread but also some of the best gposes and webms. fuck you!!!
>>521783895i was the other person you replied to..
>>521783968jeb...
Pros and cons of being a malehroth?
>>521783580Great idea, however instead I think I'll keep hitting my head against the wall and hoping I'll break it eventually :]
>>521782508https://files.catbox.moe/dz2isd.png
>>521783961what the fuck
>>521782508https://files.catbox.moe/bo3s59.jpeg
>>521784090Everyone will want to have sex with you.Everyone.
>>521783092Yeah, no. I got this
>>521783713>>521783870Thank yaGonna take a break and go back at it. Hopefully can get a clear >>521783870Eh maybe. I got a vers with a comically big cock cause Cute thing with ugly big dick is funny
>>521784143t. delusional hroth
>>521783895i change my mind. i want the nsfw now pls and ty
>>521784090Cons: Malehroth
>>521782508https://files.catbox.moe/n30nsc.mp4
>>521784090my moonie will sexpest you
>>521783773Posted last thread but shall post again. Now time for bed, goodnight!
>>521784090only a con if you mod but get used to having near-0 good modded outfits
>>521783660Nah this was during the last live letter meet but Chloe just went into Gpose to do it. Probably took around 5 minutes since as someone pointed out it is just a nightlife emote c:
>>521783961Fuck you, I'm eating
Any tanks that have cleared (or are on enrage) in m6s want to help with a book reclear
>>521784149good post
>>521784193she looks like she has a milk moustache
>>521783517my male middie?approves of this (sexo)
>>521784276GN sexwife
>>521784276Holy moly
ALL ME ALL ME ALL ME IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME ALL MEALLFUCKING
I am 86 days a sprout... my second new world bonus only now died.
>>521784184Beware, very NSFW...
>>521783895Would my wife really send nsfw pics to other men?
I am so sick of this fight.
>>521783862you can redeem it for a smooch and a hug from my sunnie
Need Ashley Graves EBNo not you
>>521783058**moony
>>521784415my nigga hope GOD
>>521782508https://files.catbox.moe/yv0h5b.webm
>>521784276Gn <3
>>521784424The third fight is always the worst.
>>521783275true
>>521784090Pros:>Looks pretty cool in robes and armor>Friendly>Fun emotesCons:>Almost no hats>Hunch>Furry accusationsMixed:>May get pested by femlalas and people with weird beast fetishes
>>521782851well, I'll take it...the one time I won a mount and the party simply explodes without my intervention...Just a bit of a shame for everyone else, we were skipping meteors so easily and I know most people barely have what it takes to press buttons in the right order
>>521781785If this moomie was interested and knew which moonie to ask she could do whatever she wanted~
>>521784487i'm influencing you to make nudes with your gyaru doman fiddie
My femlala discovered the wonders of futanari
>>521782508okhttps://files.catbox.moe/ic0tjz.jpg
>>521783773reposting
>>521782550Posting my big moonie on moonie Monday
>>521784660Sex. With my meena.
>>521782508https://files.catbox.moe/wapugr.mp4
>At the harry potter meet>Crush isn't online so decide to sit on someones lap>Last movie after 4hours>Crush randomly shows up>Sees me sitting on someones lap>Crush will probably never talk to me again and will think I'm taken nowis it over?
>>521784736Talk to them yourself instead of waiting for them to initiate
>>521784736it will only make them want you more now, you've shown you are desirable to other grown men
>>521784717pov: you're a tranny
>>521784090You look very good in ropes and armor(Sucks about helmets) Most people will be friendly to youThe biggest CON is that fucking hunch and oh lord you will be sexpested by female
>>521782508https://files.catbox.moe/wplbik.png
>>521784736why would you sit on someone else's lap you WHORE
>>521784684hello i love you
>>521784736>Crush will probably never talk to me again
>>521784736it's over beyond believe
>>521784835because i'm waiting for my crush to confess but they never do!!!
>>521784420Please forgive me, my husband.
>>521782829I love these two
>>521783856gonna have a melty?
>>521784920post the version with the spade tattoo
>>521783895>>521784023so i don't get a serious answer then..
>>521784896then they aren't a real crush if you want to sit on someone else's lap!
>>521783459
>>521784717giwtwm
>>521784817Female what? All female? Thats a bit optimistic. Hrothgars are a niche fetish kind of thing for normal people.
the tranny in my solo fc is having another melty
>>521784691very cute moonie>>521784920sunnie feetwhat a treat!
>>521784953Going to cum to video game characters, little man?
can femlalas fit in lalaboy laps...
I'm really feeling the strain of lame week 1 strats still being used after week 1 in M8S!I keep seeing parties that insist on making everyone soak the baited AOEs when only one person needs to because of one raidplan with incomplete catch-all phase 1 strats.
>>521784993Well... I wanted to sit on their lap but they never showed... And I was lonely...
Malehroths would be cool if they could wear hats without mods but since they can't I'll be sticking with maleraMonsters are awesome
>>521784424>thought it would be free>the dps check still filters peoplei had a 2% enrage after we only had 5 (3 on supports) damage downs and no deaths. only 1 of which was in a buff windowim so close to just quitting for today and just waiting till next weeks gear..
>>521784691My moonie might be in love with this moonie in an unhealthy manner
>>521782829This cat has the undeveloped bodyshape of a kid
>>521783773This is still my most recent one I've put more than 3 minutes worth of effort into.
>>521785020>Thats a bit optimistic. Hrothgars are a niche fetish kind of thing for normal people.Gay nigga here.Beauty in the beast and werewolf fetish/ WOMEN love to get fucked by beastmen.>Those are tran-These are holes in my eyes
>>521782508my male middie?clicking on all the catboxes hoping for a femlala one
>>521784848are you my wife?
*slurpz you're face 3 femra*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Aez78T5s4
>>521782508https://files.catbox.moe/0jwydy.png
>>521785221No I am your future husband.
>>521784958We're only repping Azem in this house.>>521784964You want me to post nsfw pics?
>>521785046>mind directly goes to coomingkek
>>521785175>lithe women don't existshut up nigger
>>521785202remus...
>>521782508https://litter.catbox.moe/urfx8z.png
>>521785221i wish
Kanchelle won.Transgenders 41%'d:Rylai "Blacked Tranny Clovertrap" TalisynLucienne "Like my Cuck at the Game I suck" FontaineParaya LuzAdana "Blankspamming tranny" NitsahWaisse ElkinChallia "Prepped for the Mhigger Bvlls" ChalahkoLuna KuriEmrye MarigoldZen "Transgender Worst BLM Contender" AruarianRhenna RhotpocketRanru "Futa Cock on the Sunning Rock" ShiraishiSechen "CC Melt Extreme" TorgudKawaiitely HighgloomElk "Shit Nobody Cares About Enthusiast" CroweAkemi "Wishes HE was a Girl but Makes Men Hurl" SanzoMolly BloomKypooppi "The Crimson Chin" AkaedeSophie "Cuckolded by Korkana's father" YumitoriMiera sodomized:Adrinn "Diaped In" ZarathViktor "Rear Admiral of Grey Parsing Guro" FontaineKiss "Forefold Cuckold" DissemGotham "I Wish I Had A Penis" CityMalera mindbroken:Nobu "Sat on Your Couch? Get the Club Soda" OdaSamesh "Fecal Feela" BhatiaKikes Cucked:Aldis (((Ronsenberg)))Elliot "If She's on the Clock She Takes the Midlander Cock" FairchildMontgomery "Makes Fake Nice by the Bunch" FistpunchRob "The Astroturfed Eternal Cuck" ChidoriWhat other clique trooncorders has your empress Kanchelle slain?
>>521784717>futa>pov
>>521785129it's over for you. your crush doesn't think you're crushing on them anymore because you couldn't control yourself.
>>521783230didn't even open the catbox, used that attached image
>>521785123wtf, the tits talked
>>521784920Cover yourself up! Why did I marry a slut, but I forgive you somehow. Just don’t do it again, alright?
>>521785307my moonie will sexpest you
>>521784090pros: Hrothgars easily look the best in any given tank set, you get to play a big cat man, can be both cute and intimidating depending on what you wanna go for,cons: the only attention you get here is sexpesting. other male hroths petting/doting you unprompted (can be a positive for some people, I personally dislike it a lot), hats (solved with mods)
>>521782508https://files.catbox.moe/0vcenn.png
>>521785292no i asked if you erp with men
I don't think I see another male race talk about how much they get sexpested by females more than straight hrothgar.Why is that?Every single time straight hrothgar get brought up a bunch of them talk about all the attention they receive from female characters and how annoying they find it.
>>521785084I am a max height lalaboy so yes
https://poal.me/syspg1https://poal.me/syspg1https://poal.me/syspg1
>>521784314Where? And is your group 7/8 today, or is it pf?
>>521785497it's because they're lying
>>521785175SSSSSHHHH don't let them notice.
>>521783773https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_ywkjjPVfY
>>521785347can i get an actual, honest qrd on what several or most of these people actually didi know it will be from your point of view but i genuinely want to hear why they're so bad
>>521782508https://files.catbox.moe/8m074v.png>>521783773The most recent (overall) and NSFW one is in the catbox, the most recent SFW one on the other hand!
>no one inviting me back for the callback campaignalright fuck y'all
>>521785183kino
baconator lala
tomestone has been a disaster for goats like me who prog skip entire fights
>>521784314What DC are you on?
>>521785602what does it do
>>521785347There's an ebin here I don't take kindly to being slandered. Watch yourself.
>>521785281wow, got any future plans for us?>>521785320you can always make your wishes reality!
Feels good to comeback from 200/1400 when both enemy teams are at 900/1400
>>521785347Wait log back in
>>521783773
>>521785235*calls guardz*
>>521783818congrats jalter!
>>521785727Yeah we can cuddle while we wait for the queue to pop.
Anybody want to join my Rotten Heart prog?
>>5217855436/8, have 1 random. It's on aether under S.C
>>521782550Reposting a bloonies
>>521785175>every woman has to be a 400Ibs whale or it's a child
>>521785740>both teams just piledriver each other for 10 minutes while you capture every ovoo uncontested>they forget to try to win and just keep stalemating each otheryeah dude so much fun, so kino
>>521785841queue for what?
>>521785769nuh uhhh
>>521785373Be nice to me :(
Anyone want to do braaxskin maps?
>>521785449I've haven't ERPd for past 16 months.
>>521785906>aethersad, im on EU sorry chief
>>521785972only if you suffocate my lalaboy with them
>>521785946CC ebin melty
>>521786001Yeah
>>521783773Just hanging out backstage.
>>521784626maybe after 'arry potter...
>>521783773Lots of effort here.
>>521786048It's alright, I forgot to specify>>521785643aether
Who is Toxic Friends and why are their raidplans so bad?
>>521786001Can I come
>>521786001ok
>>521786097nice shot, kumo
>>521785635>all the lava mechs are literal nothing>how dumb do you have to do be to fuck it up>not allowed to skip join those parties because mr passport doesnt have req i do hate it. it's not even made the quality of parties better either. if anything it may has made the overall quality worse because everyones so fixated on tomestone
>>521786001I would but I don't have flying... :(
>>521786070She's just too popular..
>>521785084no, i'll die
>>521786097>>521786145>>521785351
>>521786070Knew you were a whore
>>521786114EU staticbecause they're from week 1
>>521785916Wao! https://files.catbox.moe/g2wwbq.png
>>521786070i thought you basically quit posting here
>>521786067>>521786124>>521786126I'm on Crystal where do you guys want to meet?>>521786178As long as you bring maps and tell us where your maps are I'm sure someone will carry you around
>>521786228>week 1 static with 8 coordinated players who are probably all purple or higher parsing>sure we'll use these strats for pf???
>>521786214pvmping
>>521786254So bashful, So blue.
>>521786146>Faggots who have been stuck at 0.5% m7s enrage for a week>Groups wont let me in for seeing 10% in 3 hour prog timeSurely it's more of a red flag when some dude has over 400 pulls on a single fight?
>>521785307wife
>>521785916/pet /pet /pet
>>521785142What upsets me is how often people get damage downs from easily avoidable attacks. Why are there melee DPS greeding on fucking Stoneringer and getting hit? That 30s damage down was not worth the GCD, man.
>>521783407>not putting whiskers on a mountain hareThis is where everybody else fucks up. I think it could be a really cool expression of the viera's roots in the natural world and animalistic nature, and absolutely 1000% distinguishes this one in particular from every other fuckass beta bitch meena in existence.I see the vision so clearly, there has to be potential in this funny little moustache.
>>521785535>dont like crushs eb>voidlisted bothEasy as that
>>521786307I'm on the 'mung but I can travel to other worlds
i actually really hate perfectio, manthey just had to ruin reaper like this
never getting the helmet i wantcrystal queue frontlines
>>521785946But we all sniped them to get max BH
>>521786348post your tomestone then champ let's see the details
>m6s party one: can't get past desert>m6s party two: dies at adds but we get there but disbands after 3 tries>m6s party three: dies to every other mechanic before adds>m6s party four: dies to sticky mousseWHY IS IT SO HARD TO PROG
>go to my afk spot>same bunboy is afking with me againis he trynna hit
>>521782829cute!>>521783773>>521782508https://litter.catbox.moe/wcdsds.png
>>521783773Here.>>521785387Thank you for forgiving me /joy
>>521786114Some guy shat up Balance and some other discord servers with their week 1 raidplans and because they were first people just used them instead of waiting or coming up with better shit. The kicked is that one of them posted on reddit humblebragging about how everyone used their raidplans and how they got "leaked" when they were all clearly formatted to be made use by public including the fucking contact links. He then deleted those posts out of presumably embarrassment.
>>521786437Why do you need convincing not to then?
>>521786492yea
Autism
>>521786479found the guy stuck at 0.5% for a week
>>521786470can you post one more picture, forward facing the camera
my malera is logging in
>>521786348yeah they're too fixated on the tomestone HP% rather than looking at what mech it ended at or how many pulls it took or how consistently you reach later mechs. they just see your number is too high and boot you. it's retarded
My meena is like this :3
>>521786254cute!!!!!!!!!!
>>521786472fun fact, you can get 1 assist away from max bh just by tagging an entire alliance with one scholar biolysis if they all end up dyingthat used to get you to not even 50 bh
>>521786521Yeah the name doesn't seem familiar. Have they had plans for other tiers?
>>521784603My moonie doesn't have a clue of who to ask and she's anything but the mommying type IC but if you want to sit somewhere on my giant moonie during the movie meet, you're more than welcome to.>>521785038Thanks anon! /blush>>521785170Did someone slip your moonie a love potion?
my lalaboy is a human koosh ball
>>521786356She thanks you anon
>>521786624can you swap jobs and keep your BH?
>>521783773This could be us
>>521786519smooching everywhere
>>521786545i was going to give constructive feedback on what they're seeing and help you to explain why the top line 10% number isn't the best indicator
>>521786521They do still change the plans, which makes week 2 reclears a headache because suddenly the strat you thought you knew is completely different now.
>>521784443Which sunnie is this so I know who I’m redeeming from
Femraen?
>>521786437>and absolutely 1000% distinguishes this one in particular from every other fuckass beta bitch meena in existence.I can tell by your seething at other males that you'd be absolutely insufferable to interact with, so please do fanta.
>>521786690NTA but pretty sure it resets
>>521783490Yeah honestly go for it, that'd be nice right about now.
>>521786690no you lose it on swap, but you keep it on rival wings if you swap
>>521786437>I think it could be a really cool expression of the viera's roots in the natural world and animalistic nature, and absolutely 1000% distinguishes this one in particular from every other fuckass beta bitch meena in existence.sounds like you're one of those who is TOTALLY going to change the perception of every miera who posts here, you should definitely fanta.
>>521786214Why would they post that when that cat wasn't me, and why would you want to crop those anyway when its just supposed to be 1000% parody porn!>>521786145*thumbs up*
>>521786576Mine is like this
>>521786495The common room is about to get messy...
THEY CALL THIS A CITYBUT THATS NOT WHAT I SEE
>>521782907Teehee~>>521782919Yeah it was pretty hot>>521783026Next time you can direct us, I'll even let you watch.>>521783856Their fault for opening the catbox. I'm not really a fan of forcing people at meetups to watch unless they really want to.>>521784940>>521783630Love you too anyon /smooch>>521786495No u! Nice bush, post more of it.
>>521786649Oh my whats she like IC? Do you RP? This could be good~ or maybe if she just wants some non committal cuddle rp >.>Maybe its a potion, maybe its what I am seeing, something is intoxicating
>>521786541this is parsing autism and retarded but>keep all damage includedjobs with a lot of cleave will perform well and adds will die in a timely manner to proceed to the end of the fight>remove all add damage from rankingspeople stops dpsing the adds, suddenly have trouble clearing adds again even with gear>the other 2autism(1 is retarded, they're going to pick 2-5 anyways)
>>521784276plapping this drunk cat
>>521786525Because meena are GAY and I should be BETTER than this.But every now and then I'm tempted by a character concept that I just cannot shake. They're pretty cool.
>>521786114Their M7S strats were good after they got refined.Cute seeds is made by the same person as Toxic friends
>>521786878>parody porndoesn't seem like parody when i have several dozen of your works
my femraens defining personality trait? being /afk
>>521786769Pretty
can someone link the cute seeds raidplan? ty
>>521783268>>521786437MNAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADO IT YOU ALPHA YOU OHH THE TESTOSTERONE AAAHHH BWAAAA
I've been thinking about Live's feet since last night.
>>521782617big W to start the week off swys, gratz
>Give someone job advice in a dungeon that they actually wanted>They say "Thanks khagan"I love hearing it
>>521785535as soon as I see someone with someone else I remove them from the list of suitors... no mercy...
>>521785763i love this reference, anon, thank you
>>521786470popped ty>>521786552ur always fuckin asking for something
>>521786521
>>521787159Same sis, same after seeing that screenshot...
>>521786519can my male character plap?
Odds - Try to appeal to the /xivg/ pure femlala tropeEvens - Leave /xivg/ and turn into the sluttiest femlala ever aliveZero - Take a nap
>get MNK to 100>spend 2m on 740 gear>get into M1n>drifting my riddle of fire and wind constantly>having to try and make sure those CDs are on time while also doing positionalsdamn this MNK shit got hands...this shit got hands wtf...
I love femezen so much it's unreal
>>521787306Hey...
>>521787306Dont leave us I appreciate all our femlalas
>>521787306I'm sorry to hear thatYou're gonna have a really bad time now
>>521786857that's probably because in RW you don't lose BH/Soaring at all
>>521787218Nooooo please take me back my queen... The harloet just took me under her spell but I really like you!
>>521782508https://files.catbox.moe/twm606.mp4I was going to make more lazy slop, but I fell asleep since ranked queues are dead
>>521787342time to make a new hotbar and enlarge it to put riddle of fire/wind on it as a visual queue
>>521787306Have you tried killing yourself yet
>>521785563Oh hell yeah this is really cool
>>521787254please, i'm close
>>521783773All the fun ones recently aren't thread-friendly, so have a slinky dress cat instead.
>>521787342skill issue
>>521787342remember when riddle of earth was an almost permanent true north
>>521785305no clue who that is, sorry anon
>>521786519Cover up a little, you’re attracting the whole planet over here, I’m gonna have to break some guy’s legs if they go near you.
>>521787472e e e e e e e e e
>>521787517ew butthole lol
>>521787306what a choice
>>521787517>entire right half of the video is staring at some dude's assholelmao yeah super hot thanks for sharing
>>521786910>>521787026she's shy about being a fake blonde and dying her hairhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ah6tp6.png
>>521787342what's your skill speed? it makes a difference in my experience
>>521787068Refined?That's funny because you have raiders arguing about the sanctify of raidplans and how you aren't allowed to deviate and improve them or else you are no longer following that plan.
>>521787652needs another fiddie rimming him haha
>>521787083I see it as parody cause of how aggressive and over the top the tattoo's are. They're non-canon as well!
>>521787632i hate that i can hear this
Does anyone else find it strange having more bones in a cock than a spine?
>>521786713Tickles!>>521787297Post your character.>>521787629Oopsie. I'll put on my magic girl costume.
REMINDING this thread thatangel meena x angel meena = INSANE kino
>>521787517why would you torture yourself with ranked in a season that didn't reset ranks
M8S lowkey feels like an Ultimate
>>521787068Both P1 and P2 of that raidplan have either straight up better or easier strats available, so no. I would be impressed if they fucked up P3 but it seems it's un-fuckable.
>>521787936ellen..?
>>521787464>>521787471>>521787472>>521787660Ah, well...Goodbye I guess...
>>521787936what does this shit even mean
>>521785852What
we like vampire meena X vampire hunter meena here
>>521775976>femlala tier list of only the femlalas that erpyeah I noticed
>>521787909My cock is fucking huge so no
>>521787719Hey tsera wanna plap at the meet?
>>521788032Show me a better P1 strat then
>>521788067See you next week
>>521787652>>521787760>>521787705Male body mods are an enigma>>521787962I skipped last season because I was lazy, so I didn't want to climb with rank degrading any worse than that
>>521787607lol i'm like this to my gf i should kill myself for her sake
>>521788169Kindred.
>>521787601aren't you supposed to be erping with your ex
>>521787973its a mini ultimate! tight dps check, skill check, body check, and phase 2 is sort of a victory lap
>>521786801okeim big is that ok :33
>>521787083it's just fun to do and pose, but it's not something to make your whole character aboutI'll do blacked tattoo stuff leaning into it being corruption and ruining my character, but then I remove it as soon as the posing is over
>>521787909>13 cock bones in your cock it case you want your dong to navigate a rat maze> 1 bone for your spine (when does that bend anyway?)
>>521788043I don't know who that is...>>521788069It means that pure, wholesome, angelic meenas should be marrying each other because it'd be INSANE kino
Surely I will win tonight right chat
>>521788137Proof
>>521787719This fake blonde would do great taking cock at an underpass after the meet's over. I just know she'd crumble over cock sooooo easily~
>>521787034I feel like a certain fox typed this
>>521785602
>>521788276No idea, I've never had it done. I plan to find out for myself eventually so I'll let you know.
>>521788281>in the discord for it>in the shell for it>NOT in the xivg shells>literally dozens of posesokay man i didn't say you kept it on 24/7 but it's weird to downplay how much you're into it
>>521786495Ace le'hyur
>>521788067Go back to femra and slut out here instead
Why is an iphone user posting frogs and talking about penis bones instead of ffxiv? Is Elk banned again?
>>521787936subway sandwich employee meena x businessman on lunch break meena
>>521787973I saw a lot of people calling M6S an ultimate lmao.You can't Cover a ton of things like an Ultimate. It's pretty bullshit.>>521788032As bad as their raidplans are, you can't really fuck up how you do P3 it seems because they are pretty okay there.>>521788169NTA but https://raidplan.io/plan/9q3NYbwkt64Wswif>>521788241Kindred is actually worse.I started out with Kindred a lot of pulls and people just could not do it. Ranged had to use sprint and could still mess up. Wasted a lot of prog time on that.
>>521786181>>521786225I'm just getting signatures, get yours before all the fighters retire!>>521786304Oh no, I've been posting pretty steadily still. I was even at the Mahjong tournament some weeks ago.
>>521788398oooo i could be ur first :33
my meenster is listening to kino
>>521788137And? Do you want to pose it doing a wave? It’s a rigid body ffs
>>521783773i havent had time to do much posing and general lack of ideas doesnt help. hopefully something else this week
my femlala is going to crash the potion market on jenova
>>521787517did you really cave to pressure from here and make the first light skin on light skin gpose you've ever done
>>521788459Sounds cute!
cure 1 my beloved
>>521788474>Kindred is actually worse.Skill issue.
>>521788509ok but where's fack
>>521787517I came to this video when you posted it on twitter, good shit...
>>521788529cool shot, hope you're having fun with the raid tier
>>521787598nuh uh go get that shit somewhere else im not feeding your sick fetish of women facing the camera
i am busy putting together an official femlalaxfemlala shipping post with detailed explanations for each pairing and why I think they belong together and the thread is NOT ready for it. Im predicting at least 10 (You)'s
>>521788337You have got this. For sure you are about to win bigly and also win the role on the item you want the most
>>521788509https://youtu.be/Pn4_ld8VW4Y
>>521788529my favorite highlander
>>521788591Yes it's a skill issue. You need strats that low skill players can do for pf, not really tight running to dif spots needing the use of sprint. I can't get through the fight if 1 ranged is low skill and can't do the first mech.
>>521788154>>521788378as much as I want to be a complete and total slut for my friends and give them head in some secluded alleyway while making them cum all over me and having to put my robes back on over it, I just get too jealous, like that pic with Chloe and Mo Fu, if I did anything with either one of them I'd probably be seething with jealousy, but since they're both just friends I can appreciate the pic, if that makes sense?tldr I don't really hook up with xivg cause I'm a jealous freak, and I'll probably be distracted shouting in /say chat>>521788424kek
>>521788493If only it could be so easy...
>>521788593
>>521788241WRONGhere's whywhen range gets seeds and the middle is unsafe, kindred has both parties split apartthen the adds get locked in place while casting so you can't really regroup them so you have to single target them down. Sure you can interrupt, but not all of them, just 3 at most. So you have to inevitably single target one if not two down.all this loss of cleave damage onto the boss causes a variance of about 1.5-2% in the transition to P2. When you've seen a bunch of sub 1% enrage wipes this matters a lot.With Toxic P1 it's very consistent, melee get at most 1 or 2 lost globals if they have to run out but their damage on the boss will be higher than a ranged seed kindred pull.
>>521788474>>521773447
>>521788474ranged literally dont do shit on p1 though?even if you get hit somehow you just full heal from the mit and shit healers are already throwing
>>521788658alright i'll just finish to that previous picture of your middie looking up
Do you think Ardbert NTR'd Renda with Lamitt when he could?Sneaking out at night to meet with his true femlala love...
>>521788536Your femlala should crash a car off a bridge
>>521787034>Do you RP?Way too much for my own good! I've gotta preface things by saying that the white and red fox isn't a proper XIV RP character, just a golem made to look like my main /c/. She's an extremely haughty, egotistical witch with an obsession with being "evil". Her competency and the seriousness of her evil behavior varies wildly from RP to RP and is entirely dependent on a scene's desired tone.
>>521788523You don't tell my cock what to do, my cock tells you what to do
>>521787910Good job, it seemed to have worked, now you aren’t rape bait
>>521784469holy moly good stuffthanks
>>521788474You sound awful to run into in PF. Post tomestone
>>521787590cute selfie stick
>>521788781SWAG
>>521788802Obsessed
>>521788792you stupid niggers realize you only need to interrupt 2 out of 4 adds right?
>>521788664Alright but if you match mine to her OTP, she will confess the next time she sees her no exceptions.
>>521788753But we aren't friends or even talk to each other. We can't have a one night fun stand?
>>521787236glad someone got it at least :>
>>521788839Ardbert only loved Keto and his team as two separate entities he would never fuck.
>>521788637ty, its a lotta fun i do regret not just going viper for this tier but its a lot of fun in 6 at least. >>521788749my favorite anonymous poster
Crystal Frontlines Time!G.W. in PF / 1234 pwProbably just 1-2 before savage suffering or the like.
>>521788753You wouldn't get jealous if nobody else wants to have sex with me anyways
>>521788861that would be really cool if there was a big explosion
>>521786348>reach 5% with a group>none of the logs get uploaded>heh guess you can't join because it says you're at 20%Tomestone.gg is unironically so fucking dogshit
>>521788962you'd know>>521737689
>>521787517Eww why is he white
>>521788583we need to take that thing off your hotbar dawg
despair
>>521788792You're stupid as fuck and don't realize how the adds work, me thinks
odds host a map partyevens go take a showerzero watch youtube videos
>>521782829
>>521788474what compels someone to call a strat 'uptime' when you have a 50% chance to lose uptime for multiple seconds?
>>521788792You have three interrupts in your group what are you babbling about. You just interrupt the adds and kill them same as the other pattern. God damn you people are fucking shit at this game.
>>521788753>I just get too jealous, like that pic with Chloe and Mo Fu, if I did anything with either one of them I'd probably be seething with jealousyWhat the actual fuckHow is this a thing, get your head checkedIt's pixels bro
My middie likes Giott more than Lamitt
>>521788664don't forget my femlala thanks
>>521789053you deserve it for not logging yourself.
>>521789101what % does the enrage sequence start?
>>521786058But you'll die!!
>>521788970>>521789115>grey parsing casuals trying to sound smartpost your savage clears then
>>521788993>ketobut he's already so thin
>>521789173some people are just like that, not everyone's head works the same way yours does
>>521788926hah that is a cute idea!
>>521788569I've been doing these on/off, like the time I made my femra get plapped after doing a naked dogeza>>521788594/wahoo
>>521789101
>>521789216then i will die with honor
W-wait for me raider bros and sisses...I'm still progging Zelenia...
>>521789073It's funny, the whole reason for playerscope's creation was because the developer is a pissbaby who couldn't handle people making their items cheaper than his, but now you can't see who owns what retainer.
>>521789225
>>521789140Exactly. I had someone explain to me that kindred uptime is actually>wipe if you get melee puddles since uptime is worsewhich is pretty funny.>>521789101You'll get it...
>>521788664My femlala is already in love with one so hopefully you'll put her along with my femra crush
>>521789007Catbox your sunnie naked and I'll join.
>>521789371I too can post another person's logs
>>521789420Already full, no naked sunnie for you!
>>521788753>If I did anything with either one of themOkay so do it with both of us..
Can people get in on Balmung or should I host the map party on a different server?
>someone named Curry Bun@Alphayep, that used to be a mierda
>>521789456if i post proof it's me will you get on your knees and apologize?
>>521789456Yeah but we wouldn't believe them because you exposed yourself as a retard
>>521789371My wife WK
>>521789371>posts a random other person's fflogs to try and gain clout in an argumentMost embarrassing shit that I regularly see happen here.
>>521789208wish i could tell you bro>>521789405>You'll get it...surely... it's hard finding consistent groups in pf
>>521789474Post anyway. I put you into S-tier in all tierlists I've made, you owe me one.
>>521788664if my femlala isn't included we're gonna have a problem
My fiddie acts like thishttps://files.catbox.moe/w8u6m2.mp4
>>521789150>Toxic friends patternNorth is always safe and adds are always immediately grouped up before they begin casting. You can max cleave and nuke them before the cast even finishes sometimes.>Kindred raid plan but range get seedsParty splits apart to avoid middle AoEs, one half of the group does not get to cleave onto the boss, one add will not get interrupted and thus cannot move until it finishes casting, this results in DPS having to single target the mob before it enrages, thus losing damage on the boss.If your 75IQ chimp brain can't understand this then I'm sorry for whatever party finder has to carry your ass.
My femlala is about to start her week long goon session.
>>521789140marketing so people use dogshit strats
>>521789603>>521789558will you grovel before me and say sorry like the mutt you are?
>Miserable week 1 raiders trying to act like they're smarterGo back to r/ffxivdiscussion you tourist.
>>521789661My moonie also acts like this
>>521789661My male highlander acts like this.
>>521789542just host it on balmung, you'll get enough to fill
Do I re-edit or leave her like this?
>>521789661video won't load........
>>521788583I have violent ptsd episodes every single time i hear that sound ingame, fuck that noise.
>>521789342>makes posts showing he has knowledge of the discord's chat>post picture showing he's whitelistednot trying to hide it any more are you "LA"?
>>521789548I know that person, they were a Lalafell player when I knew them in ShB.
im better than all of you
>>521789786she dipped her drills in diarrhea
>>521789558Yeah I will babe
>>521789201Good taste bro>>521789680Bro? Your reclears?
>>521789595
>>521789092i go do my first roulette in months and not press it the whole time just for you
>>521789860
>>521788869I'm going to try and make the meet and talk more with you about this because now I'm really interested in seeing our dynamic
>>521789371you know i can just check the rankings to see who you are and that you just posted a random persons profile
>>521787910Hey I have never plapped before can you teach me?
>>521789615>it's hard finding consistent groups in pfWe could be a consistent group in pf...
>>521789932/smoooooooch!!!
>>521789823>"LA"lol, lmao even
are there any housing design enthusiasts in this thread? are you by any chance also a real life house design enthusiast? i need some help man
>>521789680my male middie would like to know this femlala's gooning location
>>521789548Alpha, Light
bros in 2 days it's over..
>>521789982this is when you say "come to aether" and i'll let you know that i'm eu and then we sigh a little
>>521789860I...I kneel...
>>521783092List sucks because my wife isn't in S
>>521788337I'm cheering you on as I also hope to clear tonight, godspeed anon
>>521790079It's ok, hexblade warlock drops in baldurs gate 3 tomorrow
>>521790004What you need bro?
>>521789860Hate to break it to you, but I beat you
>>521789995You really learned nothing from the problems you've had here before have you?
if i ever consider posting a healer dps parse to prove that i'm good at the game please kill me before i embarrass myself
>>521789823Huh? That post isn't me. And whitelisted? Where? I did not whitelist myself in playerscope so you must have went there and whitelisted me to schizo me as part of this schizo.Wtf would that do anyway? You already have my accountid.>>521789932Cute nice job.
My femlala is watching gay lalaboy porn
>>521789636Is this tier list bribery?https://files.catbox.moe/xv94a1.pngI also now realize I have basically no full nude post DT solo shots...
>>521789674>Party splits apart to avoid middle AoEs, one half of the group does not get to cleave onto the boss, one add will not get interrupted and thus cannot move until it finishes casting, this results in DPS having to single target the mob before it enrages, thus losing damage on the boss.Except the adds die anyway because they have fuckall hp and that's 1min window, the melee running out will be cleaving their side of adds and you just clean up the last add with random filler gcds if it's even necessary.>If your 75IQ chimp brain can't understand this then I'm sorry for whatever party finder has to carry your ass.I don't need pf to carry me, I cleared over a week ago. Also won't be joining toxic trash pfs on my alt.
>>521790231share
>>521790159all we gotta do is not greed :^)
>>521789823I don't like seeing my initials posted for some schizo shit
>>521786097
>>521787550Hey, thanks man!
>>521789371this is based WK best xivg raider after every tier and ultimate he pulls up and humbles the other shitters in here. you love to see it
>>521789456>>521789603>>521789965>>521789860>>521790202hello puppies who's going to beg for forgiveness first?!
>>521789342That's the cope he gave but the real reason was because he's a pvp autist trying to find and track alts
>>521788792>>521788241Kindred is better if you're lucky to have melee doing baits, otherwise it sucks major ass. You either put up with the DPS loss or just intentionally wipe.
>>521790197my house has a living room AND a den and i cannot figure out how the fuck to design around this shit. TLDR if you had 2 living rooms what would you do? goon cave isn't an answer!!!! i'm too old!!
>>521790231my lalaboy plaps other lalaboys in front of his femlala eb
>>521790343not me
>>521790202
im a parsing savant i was an fflogs superstar back in the day i think i might be gods gift to parsing
>M5S enrage to clear partyCan’t do Disco 1Can’t do Arcady 1That’s why it’s an enrage party alright.
>>521782550???
>>521790343post feet so that I may kiss them and beg for your mercy.
https://poal.me/wpnqythttps://poal.me/wpnqythttps://poal.me/wpnqyt
>>521790216WK is better than you since you're not posting yours but I'm guessing that was a static and the discussion was PF.>>521790343I'm sorry for my part of it but I wasn't part of the earlier part.
>>521790208Hey, all I said was it was funny. I never said I used it.>>521790370That makes it even funnier
>>521789860>>521790202based
>>521790202>7.9kek'd
Wheres the map party sirs
Parse chasing healers are the people most full of themselves in this whole game and that has been the case since HW. It's kinda sad to see how common it is.
>>521782508fine, if I can't find a hag I'll just have to create one myself.. https://files.catbox.moe/gckoh7.png
>>521790343>raidtroon GAM femra Change the channel
>>521790231my femlala does this too
>>521790484that anon is too indecisive, put one up yourself
Outstanding news! After 8 months, Dawntrail Steam reviews have RISEN back to Mixed after the release of Patch 7.2
>>521790374Depends if you have kids or not and how much separated space is the living room and the extra room?
>>521790216it's fine you'll get week 1 next tier
live
>>521790251If you did it week 1 when you have a group of pumpers who know how to play. None of your arguments hold any weight when everyone in your group has more than 2 brain cells. The strats we're discussing are for party finder, not week 1 statics. The point of strats is to make things easier for party finder mouth breathers. When you have a DPS check that doesn't allow for more than 1 or 2 damage downs or deaths the entire fight with average gre-blue parsing normies, losing 1.5-2% damage on the boss before P2 matters a lot.>Also won't be joining toxic trash pfs on my alt.Have fun with that, toxic is becoming more popular in PF by the day for the reasons I stated. You can sit in PF all day for all I care lol.
>>521790343WK is my femra healer's idol!!!
sex feels so good
>>521790535Very well...do folks want me to make the PF on Balmung or an open world?
>>521790343Disappointing. So easy to give in to exposing yourself.
>>521789860>>521790202not so fast bitch-chan
>>521790650final fantasy fourteen?
if I took the cdata of every femlala in this general and started making lewds of them (without their consent) would this be a good thing or a bad thing
>>521790343>raidtroon GAM femraEB me
>>521790734Good because I'm too shy to ask people to make lewd poses of my femlala.
>>521790438here you go!!!! i except a 300 word apology essay on my desk by end of day today.
>>521790451call me when he plays a job that actually has to interact with mechanics instead of press his 0 cast time ogcd's and people will give a fuckgenuinely embarrassing
>>521788536HOLY I want to kiss this lala
>>521790453The problem is you're inserting yourself in thread drama for funnies when you've made it obvious in the past you don't have the mental fortitude to handle the blowback that causes, you moron.
>>521790453No one said you used it. Why so defensive?
>>521790510hag sex rape
>>521790734Good because they'll get off on the attention without having to give up their pure veneer
>>521783773Still this one, I got another in the works though
>healsissy parsesThat's like saying the crimsom chin os good
>>521790806h-hey
>>521790719yeahit was in my apartment in kugane
>>521789130I got a quick video for you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cco2Kb2Sdo>>521790304Nice!
>>5217905640 kids just me and 1 adult, pic related. the "dining area" is literally a living room as it has a tv mount and everything. it's the living room that's driving me banans. there's 3 floor to ceiling windows on the northern half if it's hard to tell wtf that is. this isn't the whole house btw just this section, it's a 3bdr 2ba
>>521790343I too can take a screenshot of another player and pretend it's actually me
>>521790487>>521790216>>521790910hmmmm maybe.... post your week 1...?maybe next tier will be easier for you guys....>>521790753sorry i only eb people under the age of 30 (doesnt exist in this game) and also we eb irl eventually
>>521787083Reading stuff like this reminds me how sad and lonely some of you are. Not Kumo. The person saving Kumo's stuff just to have it as some weird ass blackmail that doesn't even work.
Back at it again
>>521790343she just owned all those losers
Thoughts on my expert roulette party?
>>521790998>makes your cohealer actually play the game while you mash 1111111>I-I-I'm g-g-goodlmaohealer parses have always been a joke
>>521791008I save kumo's stuff so i can jerk off to it because she doesn't put out
>>521790910it also means they are letting people die to get their epic parses to be better, nothing is more annoying than some healsissy minmaxing their heals and groaning in annoyance when they have to cast a single GCD heal like fuck off bitch suck my cock and heal me like a good sissy that's all you do
>>521790998I'm fit enough to pass for 29 years and 364 days old.
>>521790806Sir that's kyoppi
>>521791096post the buns carrot
ɯɐ iʎoqʇɐɔ ʎɐƃ ɐ
>>521791096abandon duty
>>521791051ITS PIKACHU
/xivg/ Femra Raiding Supremacy
this malera is logging inand also having really good oatmeal
What is the easiest job to play from Bronze 3 to Plat?
WHERE ARE THE MALERA ON THIS MONDAY
>it's a party locks phys to brd/dnc and caster to blm/pct>but leaves whm and sge able to joinlol
>>521791097it hasnt worked like this for multiple expansions sis you dont understand how healer works
>>521790887Have you ever considered that full face covering helmets are shoot gay?
>>521790998I week 1'd from Creator to Eden promise, but fortunately I'm not a neet anymore.
>>521790837>thread dramaPlayerscope is a game problem, not just a thread problem>>521790846I assumed that was what he was talking about
>>521786576IS THAT MY HOMIE BOMBADIRO CROCODILO
>>521791097ermmm sis.... your week 1.... where is it... this is kind of embarrassing....>>521791147sorry you have to be legally under the age of 30 or your boomer dinosaur fossil dust will choke me to death
Alright, I'm gonna make a Malboro map party in about 20 minutes when I'm done with my work.
>>521790112NTA but it could happen. I'm an NA player who plays on Light.
>>521791235Explain to a retard, why are whm and sge bad?
>>521791140>fuck off bitch suck my cock and heal me like a good sissy that's all you dohey...
>>521791253Yes it does, one sandbags while the other gets full uptime, what are you retarded?
>>521791096that femra is a freak
https://raidplan.io/plan/LOgig5KtOQlmn2zv Wait that looks really good
Obilgia Noblesse I will rape you
>>521790797>except
>>521791317>malboroit's over..
>>521790734I wish I had more femlala to pose with...
>>521790918/smooch
>>521790954Man I've never seen a 3bdr 2ba with an extra living room like this. Best bet would probably be an exercise room/homemade gym or another lounge or even a bar if you like doing stuff like that. You can always turn it into another guest bedroom if anything if you ever want to rent that room out since it's pretty big, but if you do that, you'll probably need to make some changes like having a door from where the foyer and living room is.
>>521791350Her search info said, "Fancier than you, Healdom, Mostly OO/C/ Chat," what did she mean by this?
>>521790716Sorry, just had to get my mains logs rather than my alt.
>>521791008the fuck are you talking about you schizo? where did i say i was blackmailing kumo? i save it because it's hot and i like it
>>521791342>he thinks you need to sandbag to get an orange parse on healerlollmfao
>>521791281>I assumedActual moron.
>>521791328>I'm an NA player who plays on Light.retardbro... why? even alpha is dead compared to dynamis or primal
Having a sub eb that's a doormat sounds fun until you realize they are EVERYONE's doormat.
>>521790887kino
>>521791317are male characters allowed?
>>521791342Bro you can constantly get oranges on healer without even using pots
>>521791392i am going to kill myself.
>>521791281>I assumed that was what he was talking aboutThat's why it's funny
>>521791331WHM is significantly worse damage and Sage's just tend to place worse because they don't have a 1min 2min mindset.
>>521791220I've been here bro...
>>521791331lack of more utility. no raid buffsthe fact they're locking dps jobs out means they care about dps, but they allow the 2 healers without raid buffs in so it's counter productive
>>521791495>healdom Holy fuck my male character needs this
>>521790734my male middie?approves of this post
>>521791495It's an EU gooner who is always at the uldah bench
>>521791253anon.... most healers literally take turns in chadding each other for easy 99's.The groups where both healers super optimize their gameplay to get high parses are a tiny minority and only happen in very organized groups as you need the entire party on your mit and heal plan. Everyone else is just taking turns chadding each other.
>>521791562Nah sorry I'm the only one allowed to be a male character.
>>521788901Yay!>>521789981You see...when a boy and a girl love each other very much...
>>521791390val clone
>>521791512Prove me wrong because everyone else agrees with me.>>521791565That just means every other healer before you was absolute DOGSHIT at the game lol. This doesn't help your argument.
>>521791495My GNB has a NEEEEEEEED
>>521791529Options.
>>521791253sure lol
>>521790887wait a second, he's not calling her fat, is he..
>>521791235>>521791331>>521791573Why WHM is shit:Less damageLess utilityLess mobileHurts more from deathsLess cleave (can't cleave on m6s for most of the mechanic)Why SGE is shit:doesn't have deploy. its damage is fine in early-week prog
>>521791680Val Clone
>>521791545Wrong. I'm a doormat for my eb only.
>>521791342Most healer kits are 99% lossless, you don't really lose DPS for healing anymore. Only GCD healing, and even then you will be hard pressed to GCD to the point you won't parse orange~ if the rest is clean and your gear is on-par.
>>521782508https://files.catbox.moe/upor3q.png
>>521791698oh no theyre a miqote with ginger hair it must be a val clone!
>>521791331>>521791573The funny part is that SGE is slightly stronger right now>>521791706No no, that's exactly my point. Healer percentiles are near useless metrics because the data is filled with healers that don't do damage or spam heals due to either being bad or fixing a bad run. Which is why it's so easy to get oranges. It was even easier when healers had actual rotations if you knew what you were doing.
>>521791736I took a look at his parses and the healing parses for all week 1 clears looked fine, think you're grasping at straws here.t. cleared before either of you
>>521791770I'd take SCH over SGE any day in m7s. These retarded melees can't run from the proximities fast enough
>>521791691do you erp?
>>521791881his week 1 was blue you stupid nigger
>>521791260Have you ever considered my SHOT GUN
Set up clock spots instead of color pairs.Pikachu face when confusion occurs.
>>521791813SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>521791567do you like MEN
>>521791097>>521791253>>521791736>>521791342>>521791676the reason why shield healers always heal for more is that you need shield gcds to live in prog because savage/ultis are built around one shots.m8p2 is one of the ones where someone like AST can shine because of how it can abuse ranges
>>521791691I meant can you teach me in game...
>>521790285same
>>521791328but would you happen to be a caster main who hasn't recleared this week yet / is on prog point (p2 twofold) for m8s?
>>521791778Val is a clone of my anus
>>521791495>name is Bathwater WhiskyNo thanks. Probably just a selfish "findom".>>521791862Yeah but the chances of SGE only contributing like 11k rDPS is higher while on SCH it's hard to be below 13k. If SHC simply strategems on 2mins it's so much damage. It's the grey healers not contributing enough damage that are stopping your clears, the average and top end literally doesn't matter.
>>521791949You can't kill me weakling. Hiding your sissy face behind a face cover. I can smell the weakness between each and every word you write.
>>521791826yeah whatever you just wanna have half the popularity that VAL has with the boys plus? you're probably gay too
>>521791706>prove you wrongok go look at healer combined dps rankings and you have hundreds of logs where both healers pink parse with minimal gcds on both players>>521791736>open this log>the ast has 13 healing gcds and the sge has 15 not counting the ediag casts which are a dps gain in add phaseoh the humanity the poor sage is working so hard he had to spend 30 whole seconds out of the 11 minute long fight on healing
>>521791285HEEEEEELL YEAH
>>521791390Actual val clone
>>521791881dude what nearly every fight the SGE was doing 30-50% more to make up the difference
>>521791813sis, do you like fulalas, asking for all the fulalas in chat
>>521791996yes im bi but you're 30+
>>521783773Still this. I'll probably do another single piece soon.
>>521791698>>521792167Val fantad, that look is now available
>>521792129what makes you think im shallow enough to care about niggers in this thread
>>521782508 What a painfully long time to go without catboxes files.catbox.moe/lc5jfk.png
an actual week 1 clearing high parsing player shows up and you shitters move goalposts because you’re stubborn and hate to be proven wrong LOOOL
>>521789960My time for starting new proper scenes is fairly limited so I can't make any promises, but I'd be happy to chat if you can make it!
>>521791813mod link?
>>521791518>>521791569>discussion is playerscope>it is wrong to assume the discussion is still about playerscope
>>521792021And his parse isn't orange thereThanks for proving everyone's point
>>521790954you can "close off" the Dining Area using a room divider and have that be your real living room and use the fake living room with the windows as a sort of study or reading area where you put a bunch of shelves along the walls with seating near the windows for natural light, plenty of plants too since you probably need more greenery in your house.
>warui and kyoppi having their routine shitfight over who's better againjesus christ put me out of my misery already
>>521792253Yeah val is now a depressed iri clone
>>521790797ngl cute feet and shoes
>>521791676>>521791342In a perfectly optimized world, both healers will use 0 GCDs and heal the encounter while having full dps uptime.
>>521791945I'm not sure what you're implying here but regen healers always have lower healing in general and week 1 a ton of people just overheal to shit, this happens every single tier. If there's no issue in the static and nobody is doing to damage there's no reason to spam safety healing. Again, it's all static to static basis.>>521792178I'm going to assume you do not understand the first thing about ffxiv endgame healing but I implore you to look up what the different colored bars mean.
>>521792343Kyoppi is better because he lets me plap his femra
>>521792104Hah, spoken like a REAL Blue! Suck it blue!
>>521791328Lich, Light mayhaps
>>521792357thanks i wish i looked like my femra irl
Boring hours, holy fuck Go back to posting goon shit
>>521791813that is one way for her to use those, i an respectfully asking you to post more
>>521792083That's a fair take but even on bottom and on averages SGE is still ahead. But yeah on really really bad groups SCH will do better I guess. But then why should they even bother with job locking, they're probably not even good enough to do mechanics.
>>521792270teasing sex with this puppy all night long...
>>521792343>it's healer parses too
>m-muh shields>m-muh overhealinghealsissies are so funny when they're trying to act serious
>>521790239>I also now realize I have basically no full nude post DT solo shots...See, you need to do more gposing!
>>521792290Someone already posted the outfit and how to make skin like that
>>521792437this is a raidchad game get out and go play vrchat
>>521792324Why so defensive?
>>521782508https://files.catbox.moe/al0qa2.mp4
Bragging about healer parses in FFXIV is like bragging about winning a sport in the special olympics but you're not disabled or retarded.
Is there any possibility to get a 2-chest M5S clear for my alt this week?
>>521791235>>521792083>>521791862Taking a good Sage is very worth it this tier.>>521791770>doesn't have deployAnd? You say that as if SGE doesn't have equivalent healing tools.
>>521792424Red, Blue.... I have yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet
>>521792327if you parse orange on regen you are heal sniping your coheal and actively griefingonly exception is if your playing astro and your coheal died like 5 times but you still cleared somehow
>>521792253this is why I can't fanta, someone will grab my look and then I cant swap back
>>521792595PUT YOUR BACK IN IT!
>>521792606i'm sure you must have very good parses on a dps then
>>521792546That's cool, got a link friend?
>>521792271>you shitters move goalpoststry telling them the sky is bluethey will tell you its pinkthere is a reason they all hang here, nobody else can suffer their company
>>521792245My fiddie? pinching this elezens butt
>>521791573>>521791770>Less damage>200 dps difference right now across all ranks for both WHM-AST and SGE-SCHThis is why nobody takes healer conversations seriously, you're all retarded.
>>521792064Oh, not as such. Prog point is haven't started M6S yet but glanced at guides a couple times.
>>521792620Being a devil's advocate here for SCH, their prog healing tools are way stronger. But yeah SGE is in a good position
>>521791770>Less damage>Less utility>Less mobile>Hurts more from deaths>Less cleave (can't cleave on m6s for most of the mechanic)so why hasn't this job been buffed yet?I'm not shitposting, genuinely curious
>>521792656I'm glad that nobody wants to copy my look for anythingEverybody hates face 3
I don't care so much about parsing but i will take their advice on strats because they cleared week 1 and i haven't yet.
>>521792343Not even a competition, kyoppi still hasn't cleared top
>>521791691I tried..
>>521792271If it was a melee dps, everyone would sit down and listenHealer parses are a fucking joke and no one takes them seriously sorry bro
>>521792620good luck getting a good sage and good luck them having gear like those fflogs have. scholar/astro are better on low ecom gear for early weeks
>>521791778Now I'm a proper Val clone.
>>521791949>>521792424I love you now helmet man. You have amazing taste.Suck it reds
>>521792620sage's damage is fine, yes deploy is better than every tool in sage's kit by far and it only has a 90s CDI think sage is fine in prog, but deploy is really fucking op.whm is the one who's griefing if they play whm though tbqh to be honest>>521792750>less damage>less utility>less mobility>no gcd healingplease stop the cope. you have quite literally nothing over astroASTsissies OWN YOU>>521792791because square enix is fucking retarded and wont nerf or rework neutral sect which is the most overpowered ability in the entire game
Anyone want to sit on my male characters lap at the HP meet...
>>521792850>I tried..why are you pretending you put in any effort when it's AI slop?
>>521792850>an artist would likely charge you $1000 for this
>>521792750People are so used with this game being balanced in a decent way that 1~2% damage differences makes them clain a job is worthless or unplayable>>521792832I've done week 1 multiple times and a lot of strats we come up with during early prog are strats we pick because it clicked faster with us, with the benefit of hindsight in later weeks you should be looking for strats that minimize error
bwos shes so hot
>>521792947>malenah
>>521792271Sorry but nobody cares about healsissiesIf you were a tank or dps I'd be more inclined to kneel
>>521792832i wouldve raped sphene while she was unconscious if i was in yshtolas position
>>521791008Post your character next time. Throwing shade anonymously just makes you look like a pathetic drama monger
>>521792432np i wish i looked like my malera irl
Anymale want to sit on my male characters lap at the HP meet...
>>521792661If someone complains about their fflogs median unironically, I want complete and total distance from them forever and ever
https://litter.catbox.moe/gddl3a.png
>>521792446>That's a fair take but even on bottom and on averages SGE is still aheadYeah I noticed it's close but... I've like never personally seen a Scholar doing less than like 13k RDPS when I regularly see Sages doing like 11.5k. Also a lot of that low 13k RDPS scholar is just going to be the DPS being bad since they aren't feeding its damage buff enough, which isn't a fair comparison.So anecdotal but I don't know where these ultra terrible 11.5k RDPS sages are.I took a screenshot of CDPS since that's a better comparison even though I compared RDPS because I've seen those numbers more.
>>521792978Because it's not so simple as drag and drop the image and convert. If the AI doesn't understand what an object is because it's got an odd perspective to it or it's just barely peeking into the view of the shot, it gets changed into something else. So you have to describe the image with as much text as possible to keep it as accurate as possible.
>>521793142Yeah... Look for a male middie and sit on my lap when the time comes...
>>521792870no decent raider seriously thinks dps have a harder job than healing week 1 fights. wow bro congrats you know your rotation lol
>>521793182didn't happen
>>521791260I open the book of knowledge and cast a spell most powerful>>521791760If the boot fits...
>>521793182SEX
>>521793203>retard can't even AI slop rightI pity your pathetic existence.
>>521792630True my texan-soviet friend, not a single Blue can outsmart my SHOT GUN!>>521792924Gah, Blues have catgirls now! Grif! Where are my grenades!
>>521792281Weeeellll if you just want some quick romps with a normally - character your evil witch could curse to turn into a plaything that dont need to be drawn out as one offs here and there I'm unopposed to that too if it is easier
>>521793104you can do that irlits easyjust get them really drunkin ffxiv
>>521792620>You say that as if SGE doesn't have equivalent healing tools.It does but spreadlo is just a lot of the times the better option. SCH having fairy healing and spreadlo being 30y makes a ton of mechanics easier that SGE struggles at, FRU CT would be the most recent example though doing bili bili or fixed seeds with SCH would also be more comfy because the fairy is not tied to a single target there like kardia is. Expedient is also surprisingly strong crutch for people who aren't good at remembering to press sprint during hectic mechanics.
>>521793182bro..
>>521786541>weigh damage done to Mus>play a role that doesn't hit Musepic
>>521792083>>521792620Good sage ofc. But if I don't know if they're good or not, I want the scholar because the worst Sages I've seen are all the worst and healer DPS matters.
>>521793187I half agree with you on some stuff by the way. My real point is that SGE is strong enough that it and SCH are interchangable enough at the current patch. Which is a good thing. And as I replied to another addon, SCH does indeed have a much better prog kit.
>>521793187straight up sge is just easier to play and more comfy and people are lacking stats from gear which hurts SCH more than it hurts SGE (less feed into chain)
>>521792791Because the healer playerbase is the only playerbase that considers WHM a starter healer and that you should swap to AST when you get good at the game. So they've collectively accepted that WHM should be and stay trash because it's the "newbie friendly job"That's why there are quite literally no conversations about nerfing AST despite the job being literally 7.05 PCT tier because people really want you to play AST and not WHM.SE also made AST stronger now that is just as easy to play as WHM for some reason with no real WHM buff to compensate.
>>521792978AI prompting is basically an art, you can't just type anything into the magic box, you have to handcraft and tailor it like painting on a canvas
>See friend at the meet>Sit on their lap>After a minute they get up and leave to sit somewhere elseoh....
>>521793268You sound like some buttmad "artist".Show me your skills then.
People oversell how hard it is to parse pink/orange in the first place, if you push buttons and shit doesn't go particularly wrong you will do well. Crit hard enough and you'll do very well. I got rank 2 on week 1 M5S with a damage down/missing Perfect Groove, it's still top 30 today. Early on, most kills are messy as fuck so just having your run be clean-ish means you have a huge leg up.
anyone else play pvp while taking a shit
Gentlemen. Arthas Stormrage on Malboro. Br'aapskin Maps. We will get the money this time sirs.
>>521793339lmao of course it'd be you, KEK.
>>521793248>>521793298U r ded, no big surprise
>>521793365Oh yeah I agree with that like I just said on >>521793365I must have put my point across badly. I was only comparing greys.>>521793398This is what I don't get though. Sage is easier... so why do all of them have so much trouble just keeping uptime? That's the main reason I feel better about a grey scholar over a grey sage.
>>521791826we are all clones on this blessed day
>>521793439>go to meetup with date>sit next to each other>watching the movie>we're not ERPing>they go find someone's lap to sit on
>>521793487Back before when tome weapon took 3 weeks and people didn't do as many splits yet it was even easier, shit was hilarious. I could get brink week 2 and still orange due to simply having some extra gear from clearing all fights week 1.
>>521793520>get the moneySAAR DO NOT REDEEM
>>521792850Galm(boy)...
>>521793678son of bastasrd benchod
>>521793509I don't know who does but I wish to be under Hodrick's FAT piglet ass while she's queueing for CC.
>>521793224Healers don't even have to hardcast in this gameYou're an absolute clown lmao
>>521791478>>521792341thanks bros, that helps a lot actually. i might turn it into a reading/hobby room alongside my work office as my gaming set up is in one of the spare bedrooms. any idea if any of these ai apps are capable of design or is that too new?
>>521790408You can do it, bro
It’s Day 13 of Cruiserweight tier. Why can’t people get Perfect Groove still?
>>521793627get yourself someone who'll sit in your lap like Saran sits in Theos
>>521790734Good
>>521793737So fucking TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>521793562No worries, you seemed to actually have a discussion instead of go hurr durr like most people do in this game and thread so I decided to engage.>>521793398Saage is funny enough, not that easier. It's comfier when you know how to play but they have their buttons condensed so newer healers usually plans their cds worse as they aren't as obvious to notice where to place them. A new SCH will spam the shit out of Ruin 2 and understand some cds can't be used together due to the nature of SCH. New SGE's will use Holos and Pneuma wrong a lot.
>>521793615Holy shit! It's Val!
>>521793780too busy collecting stacks
>>521793737didn't ask, pedo
*taps the sign*
>>521793769Not me. It’s the other idiots (usually melee DPS) in my party.
Who is the biggest pvp cheater in this thread?
>>521793562>This is what I don't get though. Sage is easier... so why do all of them have so much trouble just keeping uptime? That's the main reason I feel better about a grey scholar over a grey sage.it's because the only healer with free uptime is astro and scholar (except scholar loses potency). AST has light speed, and SCH has ruin2 (albiet at a noticable potency loss)WHM and SGE only have specific resources as movement tools. WHM specifically can struggle trying to balance feeding buffs, healing shit, and moving with only 1 lily every 20s
>>521793972>>521793972>>521793972
>>521790734Free gposes! Woohoo!
>>521793978me
>>521793738healing is reactive. dps just do their rotation. healers have to save your stupid ass from eating shit. keep coping lol nobody is impressed by your role except other shitters in here
>>521793942Also for free on Steam.
>>521793520>pw
>>521793942Good taste
>>521793978tiny sosig
>>521793978That's GOTTA be me
>>521792919
>>521790734>didnt get mine because I'm fanta'dis it over for me?
>>521792551I'm not being defensive?
>>521793752No idea on AI since I never really used it. Your best bet is to just hire someone desu. I wouldn't trust an AI to do anything with my home. Fino Fanto Catorce.
>>521793182Sex with both
>>521793738lol r u retarded or pretending?
>>521794163It's funny that a neurotic schizo like you would have such an interest in playerscope
>>521794217You should never under any circumstances cast a GCD shield or heal.
>>521793964Don't trust enrage to clears. Trust frogtourage 2 prog+ parties. Enrage to clear groups all do the dumbest shit to max dps instead of being groovy
>>521794051Yeah you get carried by other people while you mash your singular damage buttonGo to othergame and flex how you're a healer in XIVYou'll get fucking laughed out of the game
>>521794356ah pretending got it
>>521794234>neurotic schizoExplain>interest in playerscopeI have zero interest in playerscope, I just find it funny it was made because the dev had a mega melty
>>521792850I did it a couple weeks ago as well haha
>>521792765i wish you best of luck with m6s anonstay strong, even if it's hard...
>>521793657Well, we don't do splits or anything so it was just crafted+EX weapon+900 tomes.>>521793738Lowkey healer is way more stressful than DPS early on, the bar to not get outright bitched at is normal (do the mechanics, perform your duties) but the moment anything goes wrong there is a massive asterisk placed on you to go above and beyond. People might not actively say it's your fault that they wiped, but in essence if you are wanting to clear as fast as possible then you have to play like it is. Being able to recover mistakes instead of just flopping over and dying instantly makes a massive difference.
>>521794234I assume they're an elaborate troll like Ndja
>>521794414okay well this isn’t othergame this is xiv you retard healers literally can’t get carried week 1 good lord you’re bad at this
>>521794384I was helping a PF group fresh prog M5S on an alt job and got to enrage in a singular lockout.Now that I’m trying to clear on an alt character, it’s all traps.
Why do NA and EU have fewer clears for savage compared to JP?
>>521794724Monday evening? year it's gonna be all traps
>>521794754they use the pf to practice and there is not the western "i got carried and saw 20% so now i shit on everyone that got to 21%" that westerners dowesterners massively overestimate their abilities and shit on anyone they see as lesser even if the difference in skill is nonexistent
>>521792945Where Sage lacks the Deploy it instead makes up for by covering SCH's one major weakness in that a SGE is capable of being an extremely efficient pure healer should the need ever arrive. SCHs needing to pure heal feels EXTREMELY bad.Don't get me wrong, Deploy can let you get away with some serious bullshit but it definitely doesn't negate what SGE can bring to the table since healers always come in pairs.This is probably why SCH/SGE is probably the comfiest healer combo since they can both mitigate out the ass, have plenty of free regen sources, and if the burst heal is needed then it's absolutely there.
>>521792876That's me, I'm the great Sage player.Except for in M6S for some reason that fight scrambles my brain.
>>521794523Wife...
>>521796171Not sure I agree with this but raw healing has extremely low value in this game at the moment. Preventing oneshots is the one and only thing that matters in like 90% of scenarios. The regen healer can figure out how to keep people healed afterwards.
>>521798178You don't have to agree, but I do firmly believe the difference between SCH and SGE is so negligible that it's like the difference between a cake with just one cherry or a cake with two cherries on top.Moreso the issue is people vastly oversell SCH's value.
>>521798853i agree SCH is very overvalued (mostly in savage) but deploy is just too op
>>521790734I don't care what you do with other femlalas cause they're all whores who'd like that anyway but leave mine out of it. In-game XIV porn is ugly anyway.