Unreal Turtle Edition>NewsAscension has Bronzebeard+ or BBC+ for short and some people are playing on it so check it out now!15/08/2025 : Turtle Wow has just released 1.18.0, Scars of the Past. This update brings a lot of new changes, such as new zones, dungeon extensions, MC extension and bosses changes, new items and updated loot. Updated classes, rated PvP arenas and more!17/08/2025 : Turtle's new realm Ambershire is out along Epoch's Kezan, Gurubashi and Menethil!>Released ServersAscension - https://ascension.gg/en (Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Azerotica - https://azerotica.net (ERP Classic+)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net/ (Vanilla+)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, pre-patch and WoD areas in near future)Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)WotLK5Man - https://wotlk5.com (WotLK)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite once you're above level 5.<Full Moon Company> - Turtle WoW, Nordanaar realm, crossfaction<Evil> - Turtle WoW, Ambershire realm, crossfaction<Totally Nice Dudes> - Bronzebeard+, Ascension, whisper Kott>TurtleVanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>536631295
>walk by an alliance player>they have an erp profile>they do /flirtwhy are they like this?
Ragnaros in 30 days, you'll be ready, right anon?
>Darkshore>Full of people klling Furbolgs>High Elves and Night Elves a 1 Dwarf>1 High Elf: "too many players">Dwarf: "TOO MANY ELVES"Umm... based department?
>>536860067wafflower will help us get realm first
>play tank>carry around a full bag of elixirs, scrolls, stamina food and so on>started bringing drinks to dungeons since healers dont bring any>have to point out quest items for dps that keep asking for it, multiple times, throughout the run>weapon drops>dps players get into a fight over which class should use it>they BOTH whisper me about kicking the other guySo now I'm supposed to mediate loot disputes as well?
Add good DPS players on Friends list Once you have like 5+ good DPS on your list you never have to be bothered with retard Hunters, Paladins, Shamans and Warriors ever again.
>>536860154Wafflower will clear Naxx with Evil. No wipe. Absolutely, no question. A FANTASTIC tank, maybe the greatest. Other guilds didn’t appreciate him (sad!), but Evil is giving him the chance. Word on the street is Wafflower doesn’t even need consumables, can you believe it? Most tanks NEED them, they can’t survive without. Not Wafflower. Strong, tough, the best. Total machine! Some are saying he called Evil ‘shitters’, total nonsense! Can’t they recognize banter when they hear it? I’ve seen them. Some good, some bad (it’s true), but the UNITED SPIRIT? Absolutely incredible. Believe me folks! Really tremendous!
>>536860440>Play tank>Alliance>Gnome, Dwarf or a Human Male DPS joins group>Absolute retards>Night Elf Male or Night Elf / Human Female joins group>High IQ gamerIs this some sort of new meta that veterans play NE for ironic purposes?
>>536860440DPS players play dps because mentally they are children. They want to be the best and get praises for everything they do while not having any responsibility or spending any effort at all. They feel like they are entitled to every single piece of loot over everybody else and have no idea what a team isFor a DPS player everybody else is just NPCs that are there to help them get gear so they can push out more numbers so they can feel better about themselves.They only correct way to deal with them is to treat them like the mentally stunted children that they are.
>>536860440It's my first time playing a mage and I am baffled by how bad most DPS are, it consistently feels like it would be easier to three man with Tank Healer and Mage CC/AOE
>mfw I see a Warrior refusing to tank>I call him to reroll Rogue instead>mfw I see a Priest refusing to heal>I call him being too stupid to play as Mage or WarlockNo respect for these subhuman trash. Tell them always the ugly truth.
This is my Tauren every time an NPC asks me to kill night elves
>>536861305>Mage doesn't Polymorph in every trash mob automatically>Doesn't Frost Nova to help healer>Doesn't use Counterspell>It's always a Gnome Mage or Undead Female Mage
>>536860893I read this in my own voice.
>>536861615literally me sis
I wonder if I'm notably bad at Shaman. I plant my totems and mash melee, occasionally tossing a cheeky earthshock. My Mana only drops if I need to heal or if I'm spamming shocks on cool down while every other class I see is using their entire pool every fight.
>>536861305>hunter main since vanilla>know all the cool shit hunters can do, especially in twow where they have access to even more fucked up tools>decide to level bear druid>get hunters in my group>they leave growl on their pet afk auto attack or spam multi shot on backline mobs risking further aggro>have literally never seen a hunter distracting shot problem mobs into frost traps or kite literally anything>im lucky if i see a scorpid or viper sting ever>every single one of them runs to the other side of the fucking map if they pull aggro which they always fucking do because they never focus my target even if i mark it>realize that every single bad stereotype of hunters has come from stupid fags like these and i begin to hate my own classi get why people hate hunters now
>Everyone couldn't stop bitching about twinks on the last thread>Queue battlegrounds>lvl33, lvl35, lvl38, lvl31, lvl34, lvl37, lvl39, lvl30, lvl34, lvl39, lvl39, lvl36, lvl38, lvl38, lvl36Seems healthy to me
Why are mages so rare on Ambie?
Tips how to profile good DPS from full retards. Regards 3 years of tanking dungeons and Heroics:>Big dick energy DPSUndead Males, every classHuman Females, every classNight Elf Males, Druids and RoguesOrc Male, WarlockTroll Females & Males, Mage>Okay DPSGnome Females & Males, every classDwarf Females & Males, every classNight Elf Females, every classTroll Females & Males, every class excluding MageOrc Females & Males, every class excluding WarlockTauren Females, every class.>Full retard DPSHuman Males, every classTauren Males, every classOrc Females, Warlock
>>536862646>Big dick energy DPS>Human Females
>idiot dps pulls extra mobs>tank dies as everything is low>players all scatter instead of healing an off tank for five seconds and winning the fight>wipe
>>536862859>Level as Arms Warrior>Can DPS and Tank in dungeons>mfw I have saved countless of wipes from a retard Tank Paladin who still doesn't know how to kite mobs away from patrols.But enough about Dwarf players.
any healers have experience with shaman tanks?
>>536861438reroll GM instead
>>536863485No. All I know is that healers are seething in anger if the tank isn't Warrior even if Paladins are overpowered in Turtle. 98% playerbase of Paladins are idiots.
I don't think I have seen a single group where the tank wasn't a Protpal yet.
>>536863485The only time I hade one, he couldn't keep aggro, so I was forced to heal arms and other shaman every fight. But maybe he was a retard, idkt. undead priest
>>536863802Was he a Tauren Male Shaman?
>>536863802what dungeon?
>>536863831Troll>>536863879RFK or SFK, i don't remember
Saw that there's a new "The War Within" server but don't see anyone talking about it, any of you played on any firestorm realms recently and can tell me if it's buggy shit or not?
Bros I'm new to turtle wow, is it p2w? Some white human male just ran up to me and handed me bags so I might just stick around
>>536866517it is p2w in every aspect except buying items
>>536866246>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Retail
>>536866517>is it p2wThe answer is yes for every server, official or not(Except Epoch for now but they will have a shop sooner or later)
>>536866517You can buy stuff like bigger bags and portable banks/AHs/mailboxes. It's mostly convenience stuff though it's still more than I'd like. At the very least I wish it was all available through in-game means somehow.
>>536866710>>536866881ah shit
>>536866517The pay2win mounts don't give a significant speed boost at low level, you're better off being free to play
>>536866517It is. Not as bad as classic or most other private servers, but it still is.
>>536867117Buying bigger bags and buying boosting/gold is not even comparable, be for real
>>536866246it's probably buggy shit
>>536866517it's p2w-lite
What are the best reputations to farm to exalted if I'm a NEET?
>>536873759Rank 14 or WSG rep
>>536874486WSG rep is cbt
>>536873759all the pvp one
How does the cross faction grouping, guilding raiding etc work on Turtle? How does world pvp work?
I wish someone made wow pserver but the talent tree being PoE tier schizophrenia
Im a leveling paladinIs this mace better than verigans fist? I cant decide which is better
>>536877767You can talk to a battlemaster at a capital to activate war mode and be perma PvP flagged, you can get in a lot of world pvp that way once you reached cross-faction areas at lvl30+, more about that here https://twow.link/warmodeWith or without war mode you can group and guild with opposing faction, only sharing quests doesn't workIt's just akward when an Alliance ganks you your alliance friends can't help you for exemple
I don't really want to spend my time playing with third worlders who shit up the game and then shout slurs at you for acting white (IE an honest to gods human being).Do I need to go back to official Blizzard realms for this experience?
>>536878337Verigans fist this the same dps but +7 stam +6 int +12 spirit for reference
>amb isnt a pvp serverbros...?
>>536878737You guild up with fellow aryans
>>536878852Bro, your war mode?
>>536878737turtle is mostly eu dadgamers
Can you still get the turtle mount quest even if Darkmoon Faire is taking the day off?
>>536878337Yes, slightly higher base damage means bigger crusader strikes plus a damage proc on top of that. Verigan's Fist doesn't give you any stats that increase damage.
>>536879662no
>>536879639If by eu you mean greece, russia, serbia, and other brown-coded shit holes sure
Is Warmane (still) the only choice for anything WoTLK related? I don't care about behind the scenes server drama or anything like that, not a fan of vanilla either. I'd be willing to settle for Cata. The r*ddit sticky with popular servers hasn't been updated in years.
>>536878737So true brother, we and my friends are making a white only guild <Hyperborea>, /whisper Hernandez to be added
>>536880491Don't forget Jamalgoku can also invite people
>>536880362ChromieCraft wrath pre-patch is today.
>>536881757Isn't that completely dead though? 300 users on average, split 50/50
>>536881937300 pop is comfy
>>536880362I'm also kind of tired of how every single pserver is still at vanilla. I understand the implications of progressing in expansions (if pservers start switching to TBC then why not switch to WOTLK in a few years time? and so on and so on whereas classic is stable) but it feels like it really is about time. No matter how much custom content is added, leveling through classic for the umpeenth time gets old.
>>536882000I don't want to be outed as a dribbling retard if the population is so small, that's why I play Warmane.
>>536881937>>536882000"Vanilla" Chromie was peak, but they completely dropped the ball with TBC brackets, and seems after that they filled their team with vibe coders that utterly fucked AC making it actually devolve into a buggier mess than 4 years ago.
>>536859758>WoTLK5This seems very interesting, have any anons tried this? Do people actually play on the server?
>>536882257I think that's the reason Warmane continues to be so popular. I am quite tired of hyping up a fresh vanilla server just for it to immediately fail or die overtime. Say what you want about the slavs on Warmane but it's exactly as advertised and had the history to prove it.
>spend 2 hours clearing stormwrought>warrior leaves on the 2nd last boss>we use group finder for a replacement>it auto passes lead to the replacement and resets the instance with us still in itamazing!!!
>>536878852Turdy players are too soft for fully PVP servers
>>536883206>clear stormwrought with <evil>>no one leavesit is that simple
Where's Dragonmaw located I want to farm that for a bit for the 2 piece set bonus?
>>536878852>pvp>wowum.... DAoC and RoR are right there though??
epochsisters? i was told epoch is bussin
>>536883808East of Wetlands
>>536883652shrimple, really
>>536883808east side of wetlands near grim batol
>want to try out Turtle wow since alot of friends play it now>never touched vanilla>played a bunch of pvp during TBC, thats it>basically a retail baby, only really played the full game from MoP onwards>no idea what to do>client keeps forcing itself to 60fps even with fixes>worst of all: no draeneiwhat do
>>536884346Classic on a private realm is just autism maximum. It's a product of its time and should stay in the past. Investing all that time and effort into slowly leveling just so Ivan can run away or pull the plug at a moments notice.
>>536884054Maybe now Kezan will beat Ambershire in pop!
>>536884054where do i check what names i had reserved? i dont recall
>>536859758Does there exist any non-P2W private server with active (world) PvP? I haven't played WoW in a decade and retail since early Cata, the last private servers I've tried were fun but riddled with "donation incentives".
>>536884054>Kezan has name priorityaaaaand droppedI'm not renaming because some faggot is sitting on my level 30's name with a level 1
>>536884224>clear>shows a pic of the 3rd boss' room
>>536884816>is anyone hosting a server for free?Epoch, but not for long, Turtle has some conveniances buyable>server with active (world) PvPMost of us here play on Turtle's PVE realms, but you can perma flag yourself for PVP there, and the population is massive enough for frequent world PVP once you're in cross faction zones. You can also go on Epoch, they have their own general, it's a new server with an active PVP realm but as the server is new there is way less "new content" as on Turtle
>>536884976You were warned sis
>>536884003>RoR Grindfest run into the ground by powertripping badmins and a clique of terribads who "balance" the game to death to cater to their 6mans (effecticely reducing the game to a total of 4 classes). Not to mention that they've had a bank glitch a year ago that wiped out several months and years of gear and never cared to restore.The server has quintessentially been killed in late T3/early T4 times, when the badmins banned several guilds at once (also casually killing NA prime in the process).
>>536885123We went back to turn in the succubus quest chud
>>536885287>>is anyone hosting a server for free?A server can be sustained without offering powercreep.
>>536884816Gurubashi PvP - Project Epoch-Ascension
>>536885651"Servers?"-Shenna
>>536885651The most you can buy on turtle is a big bag, a shop keeper following you around and a +5% move speed mount at lvl 10, you're not going far with that
>>536885651That's turtle wowShame for the ugly shit tho
>>536885914Is turtle Vanilla, TBC or a custom mishmash?
>>536885876>>536884816As that anon said, epoch is your best bet for non-p2w pvp, but note that the server has been bought by ascension, it will be p2w soon.
>>536886013Vanilla with 2 new races, 8 new dungeons, 12 new zones, 3 new raids, and like 5 years of content so it's long to name everything, it aims to feel like vanilla still
>>536886013????????it was always vanilla
>>536886013It's vanilla with added private server stuffThere are karazhan dungeons there so I guess some of it is tbc
>>536886371kara was originally cut vanilla contentwe didn't even get the full kara in BC D:
>>536884346>>no idea what to dodude just follow the quests its not that hard
BECAUSE I LIVE IN A FUCKING SHITHOLEBALOR IS A SHITHOLE
Epoch babs could never
>>536887025is dat sum stormwrought set?
>>536887143Yep
firestorm bros won bigly
>>536862646>Human Females, every classFucking lol those are always shitters who try too hard to emulate the meta to compensate.
>>536883808>>536887418oh that was fast
>>536887598That is from Stormwrought
>>536886091>the server has been bought by ascension, it will be p2w soon.That sounds sketchy.>>536886183Did the classes get changed, if so QoL/fixes or "custom designs"?>>536886190It's the first time in a decade that I look into WoW private servers. I could look up the servers website, but asking on a board yields trivia I'd otherwise only learn about after jumping through the hoops of downloading and setting up the game.>>536886371How's the itemization?Thanks for the answers.
>>536887547what's the point? just play retail
>>536887818>what's the point? just give money to blizzard
>>536887953ah I see so what youre suggesting is that I play with a bunch of poor browns instead
>>536887772i don't read the words in front of me i just had the neuronal activation from seeing the 2pc
>>536862646I heard people complaining about female orc warlocks in Stonetalon the other day. Spoon-feed me, why is this very specific race/gender/class combo so cursed? Human males are the casual dad gamer combo and tauren males are the casual furry gamer combo so they track.
>>536887789>How's the itemization?Basically tweaked vanilla, essentially the same system with a little bit more workReworked tier bonuses, spec specifics sets, and other stuff
>>536888035but enough about official blizzard servers
>>536887789>Did the classes get changed, if so QoL/fixes or "custom designs"?They try to make everything viable in PVE by changing talent trees and adding one or two new spells here and there. For exemple, arcane mage seems to be the most changed class with 3 new spells, and is a DPS topper, flavor of the month is melee hunter and seems currently broken, you can even tank with shaman
Which tank class is best for a first time tank player that doesn't really remember the 'niller dungeons? Druid?
>>536888056you got me
>>536888301Paladin is strongest and also the easiest.
>>536888301Druid is simple and effective, and doesn’t require much gear.
>>536888301Both paladin and druid are easier to start off as, shaman is alright as well but you will have issues down the line as it requires more knowledge and effort in general to perform well enough for raids. Between paladin and druid, druid has it easy but gearing as a paladin isn't so bad and getting that right will solve most of your issues
Just crafted the moonglow vest.
>>536862646>male ne being anything but direct clones of human males
>>536866517its p2w yet no one can actually explain what it is you are winning
>it's another 90min WSG because the enemy flag carrier has 1.5k health at level 19
Anyone up for some dungeons?
>>536891258SEXOO
>>536890326I always thought that quest was a tremendous waste of materials for a bad vest recipe.
>>536891258caged and plugged status?
>>536883040What's the different server rules for warmane? Pve pvp exp rates etc?
>>536890515You win the convenience of not having to level engineering for a few portable items. It's a really stupid complaint to call it p2w.
>>536891258Is it wrong if i want you to cuck me?
Why are you all such degenerates? Control yourselves.
>>536891954But i look like a total hottie in it?
>>536895030you look like you live in a trailer park, raise 2 children alone and have a tramp stamp
>>536890326Holy rapebait
>>536895113damn dude it's illegal to own niggers like that
>turtle wiki is still downfor what purpose? am i just supposed to know all the custom content that existed before the patch by memory?
>>536890326Hey boys~ check out my new moonglow vest, only downside is my exposed skin, it leaves me so cold. If only I had something thick and warm to cover all the exposed parts~
>>536897071Raped by 10 worgen
>>536897071Elaynna...
>>536897071this is someones son
>>536897372What's the Turtle lore with Worgen anyways? I briefly read the wiki and a Worgen from the Turtle exclusive Worgen Planet snuck into Gilneas and taught the nobles corruptive blood magic instead of biting everyone.
>>536897071O_O
>>536897071built for my high elf chadladin
>>536860893idk if raids r gonna happen cause id probably end up raid leading and anything harder than zg is probably a no-goprobably just gonna join a bigger guild and cat and leech gear desu
>>536897727gilneas is ran by black dragons, i forget where the exact worgen lineage came from
>>536897876we have 2 people that know how to raid lead in evil
>>536897727Get the scythe of elune legendary drop from Kara10 and do the questline, it goes quite in depth with how worgen came to be. I think the books explaining most of it can be collected outside of the questline.
>>536860067i can just go kill him right now
>>536897980oh we should be fine then
>>536897071forbidden sex...
Epoch is fun, but I wish it was more custom. Turtle is fun, but I wish it was less custom.
>>536898970The custom is my favorite part of turtle
As we don't have any discord I'll post the annoncements here, as you all know we've reached our 20th lvl 60 in the guild, well done Narutolopez for the feat! Now we'll have to wait for Ambershire's release of Molten Core. I'd like you guys to please focus on farming for your consumables and prepare the weekly 100 golds donation for the guild bank (so that we can buy the guild house next week). As a reminder we're hosting the barrens border patrol RP event tomorrow at 10 PM CEST for Horde members. Be sure to have your evil mount ready. If your mount is not evil we'll have to replace you with someone else.
>>536899061>guild houseNANI!?
>Narutolopez>weekly 100g donations
I killed FMC. What did you do?
>>536900283FMC couldn't even attempt ragnaros due to the bugged rune
>>536899041Nah, it’s too far. There’s a middle ground none of these servers have or can reach.
>>536900498What is too far?
>>536900283We got killed before even getting to Ragnaros.
>>536899315Yes it costs 4600 golds or 100€ in the /shop, from what I've gathered it works as a second hearthstone by using your tabard to teleport there.
WE ARE BEING OVERRUN!!
>>536897071Elaynna, I...
>>536900567Leave Waffle alone! He's done nothing wrong!
Being bad at World of Warcraft is a crime.
>that dragon room in DragonmawGetting a bad group for this must be a fucking nightmare, manHopefully Stormwrought isn't half as autistic as this
Don't talk to me or my totem ever again.
>>536903513Stormwrought is definitely harder
>>536903513As long as your party isn't below 30 it's not so bad, just takes a while
Guess the race
>random hag's saggy granny tits from 5 months agorelevance?
>>536882257>>536883040I played this game a long time ago but up to lvl 20 or so and dropped it. Would Warmane be a better choice than Turtle? I just want to experience all the story and quests just to see what happened after Warcraft III and maybe do each dungeon and raid at least once. I'd dabble a little into PvP also. I just want to make sure there are actual people I can find that would play through the vanilla content with me.
>>536907054based!
>>536904582gnome
>>536907627WRONG
>>536906606Play Turtle for vanilla then. If you plan on reading the quests, I'd recommend making a human, they have the most engaging storyline
>>536907857Would Warmane be a good pick to go through TBC and Wrath content? I'd like to see what went on with Illidan and Arthas too, but don't really care for the story after Wrath.
>>536908128Only thing I know is that Warmane has 3x experience so I'm unsure if that would break up pacing.
>>536908128Warmane isn't a good "first time playing the game" private server, I'll even go as far as to recommand the "Slow & Steady" challenge on Turtle that puts your mob XP gains on 0.5x for some rewards, so that you don't overlevel without exploring enough.
>>536900715The scope of the custom content. It doesn't feel like Classic anymore, it feels like a mod.
>>536908128>>536908536>>536908796This is what you can expect from Warmane.
>>536908796I'm thinking of trying out the game as a paladin tank, but don't know the dungeons/raids and I've heard the WoW community is very strict on that shit. Same thing on Turtle?
>>536909867>You are undergeared This is the only reason I haven't played WoW yet. Are the players on Turtle the same in this regard?
>>536909908Turtle is more casual, if you communicate with your dungeons partners that you are new, they'll be patient with you, otherwise they'll at least expect you to know the dungeon layout and that could be the problem in some situations. You can worry about raids later, the first big one, Molten Core, just got reworked a bit on Turtle so you can consider yourself on a semi-equal playing field for those bosses' new mechanic
>>536910336>are the players on turtle the same in this regardyoud be hard pressed to find any group that gear checks unless its an AQ40/naxx/kara40 pug and even then theyll probably just say shit like "have at least some tier 2"
>>536910336What I did on turtle was to find new players like me and add them to my friend list, and mostly play with them, we did most of the dungeons blind
>>536908128You won't be able to experience Warmane raids unless you have 6k+ gearscore and all of the achievements from ICC25H before you ever set foot into ICC10 normal.
>turtle is also made for giants
>>536910469>they'll at least expect you to know the dungeon layout and that could be the problem in some situationsMaybe I should roll a dps first and do a tank playthrough second then?
>>536910714Is there at least some future plans to add lich king content (in the spirit of wotlk) on turtle? I'm torn in that regard as the only reason I want to play WoW is Warcraft III, but the thing that made Warcraft III's story cool was Arthas and his entire storyline.
>>536911434You can play a shaman, druid or paladin, so that you can tank, heal or DPS and try your hand at multiple things
>epoch shills are out and about pedophiles and trannies>turtle shills are... brown, maybe?
>>536912702White chads play retail only?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxqlVZkGZ_I
>>536909760Meaningless buzzwords
>orcs have orgrimmar and durotar and the kino part of Ashenvale>almost every Horde stronghold on Kalimdor is Tauren themed>almost every Horde stronghold in the Eastern Kingdoms is Undead themed>Goblins have several iconic locations>Trolls have.... uh......... Shadowprey Village? Zoramgar Outpost?Goddamn playing Troll must be a miserable experience for immersion nerds.
tl;dr Epoch is bleeding players so they plan on focusing on the cash shop and getting out new custom content. They also realize they fucked up bad by not communicating post-launch.I do still hope Epoch succeeds even if it's not for me.
>>536914916You have Zul Gurub, now go kill your brothers
>>536914963>They also realize they fucked up bad by not communicating post-launchOr pre-launch. They only listened to a bunch of retarded Discord sycophants.
Any way to donate anonymously to turtle? I want to hand them a Benjamin or maybe a few Jeffersons.
Name a general worse than /wpsg/......Well? Yeah, didn't think so.
>>536914916Trolls are one of the oldest races on azeroth, problem is most of the tribes are dickheads. What the horde has are the vagabond landless trolls that sorta latched onto thrall and co when they landed on durotar. You got like 4 different zones full of troll influence and they have many temples and structures all over azeroth but those are all dickheads, so we gotta kill them.
>>536915551/xivg/
>>536916000I wish /xivpsg/ was a thing.
>>536916804Is there really a point in any XIV private server? The game's structure just doesn't work for it.
>>536916000Actually rather tame and they will respond to xiv questions, give advice, and help each other in-game. They just have a lot of NSFW and schizo posting./osg/? The current thread is surprisingly tame but that general is usually completely fucking bananas. Anons literally went to other boards to discuss OSRS because that general was just spam and shitposting that looked worse than your email's spam folder.
/wpsg/
>>536917128This anime guilt tripped me into getting a job and it was the worst decision of my life. Do not watch this.
>>536917128also /wpsg/
>>536914963the team should realize they fucked up in general
>>536915551/bpsrg/
>>536917997sauce?
>>536915551/lolg/
Based they removed the cancer kid quest
Overall better than the Dragonmaw one but still way too long. It feels like a raid
Got lvl 14 on ambie slow and steady exhaustion hardcore prot paladin high elf(red dragon) female
>>536922697It's called TURTLE wow
>>536922752>hardcoreI will mourn your inevitable death
>>536917997Which FMC member would that be?
dude weed
>>536922831I will NOT die, albeit.
>>536923475lore accurate custom content
>>536897980Full clueless here, what's even hard about raid leading? I assumed it's just reading the bosses' guide out loud before each fight, and coordinating the team during the actual battle, is it this hard?
>>536924187He is right.
>>536924187>those fucking ham handsthis video could be objectively correct and id still laugh
>>536922752Rapebait
I wish Turtle didn't have cross faction. It would be more true to Vanilla to lean into the faction conflict. An interesting idea for a private server would be going even further, having for example another faction exclusive class or even 60 raid
>>536884346in turtle launcher:activate vanilla fixes and dxvk(actually they come active)MOST IMPORTANT PART: after activate up two, u have to in-game settings video disable vsync cuz game client is old when u turn camera it forces to 60fps by some hardcoded thingsjust off vsync in-game
Who up for some rp?
>>536924187Dude convinced me to just play on Ambie instead of Epoch and I'm so glad. I try to follow the Epoch Discord and thread and there's random shit that just makes me happy I didn't choose Epoch, at least in its current state.
>>536925248crossfaction on turtle made more sense back when there were only 300 players online
>>536914916Orcs and Trolls share Org, there are just way more Orcs in lore than Darkspear. The Darkspear Trolls are pretty much a vassal people to the Horde. Obviously being playable means they get a bit more focus, but they should really be on par with Stonemaul and other Horde-aligned Ogres for example. So it makes sense they don't have a city of their own. A cleared out version of the Echo Isles is about as much as they should logically settle
>>536925778Yeah that would make sense. But at this point I don't want to have to look at Alliance scum
>>536925248I am curious what ideas people would like to see explored in future Classic+ servers. Obviously extra dungeons and zones is a given, but what specific additions or changes to things like systems?
>>536925491Logging into my tauren warrior
>>536926403I mentioned this in a thread a few days ago, if the Unreal engine is actually as good as they claim doing Outland and Northrend from scratch as parallel 1-60 continents would be insane. They have already added ten zones in the jankiest client known to man so it would be reasonable as a very long term project
We had to make Outland...that was a server necessity. Our servers were getting too overloaded with data in the Eastern Kingdoms and Kalimdor. And we couldn't keep making more and more zones and keep tacking it on. We had to either upgrade the server equipment or make the code more efficient. That is why we decided not to do another Azeroth. That's why we went to Outland...Yup, server limitations absolutely.
>>536927861iirc turtle devs said they dont want to retread zones/content that blizzard officially did which is probably why hyjal and soon eversong/silvermoon are going to be completely different to the official versions. if anything they might do a larger south seas expansion like the original plan for the first expansion before tbc took over
Guild chat just won't stop talking about their personal lives ...
>>536928330>south seas expansion like the original plan for the first expansionw-whayou know, before BC came out and I think in the early days of BC, there was this big 'future expansion plan' that included future zones/areas with level ranges and was posted on the forums all the fucking timebut i have never seen it since like 2008
>>536928743people are socializing and having fun and you're sitting in your little cuck corner
>>536917997me
>>536887046That's hot.
>>536929185nta but i dont like a lot of blogging in chatsAW MAN I HECKIN FUCKED MY WIFE TODAY MAN AND THEN I TOOK MY KIDS TO SCHOOL AND MADE HECKIN RAMEN FOR DINNER #DADLIFE
>>536928743Lie about yours!
>>536929185Imagine a world where Taurens actually looked like this
>>536929732you can turn off guild chat or find a raiding guild because why else are you in one if you dislike people talking
>>536930179>people don't blog in raiding guilds
Is there a time limit on transferring characters from whatever the Warmane WoTLK progressive realm is/was? Logged in after 3 years, I have my characters on Icecrown and Blackrock, but can't find any others, I had 3 80s on whatever their progress realm was at the time.
>>536929019it was one of the classic dev diaries where the original first expansion was for the south seas and was gonna have shit like the undermine and pandaria but eventually someone just said "fuck it lets go to outland" and that idea took holdif you look through the old burning crusade artbook you can see concept art for the original mantids (called mantixx or some shit) and some other pandaria mobs
>>536930274then don't join a guild man
>>536930419intredasting
>>536922849me
>>536914963eventually epoch will realize why turtle and ascension and other mmos have the cash shops they haveat the end of the day, pay 4 convenience and cool skins sellguild wars 2 had this issue at launch where they tried a grounded cosmetic shop and nobody bought anything because you didn't look any cooler than with normal gear
>meanwhile on eflop >server merges >long spawn timers>bugged quests and classes>zero new content >people exploiting and not being banned Lmao
>>536928330Yes I know, that is why I said from scratch. New ideas for zones, lore, everything, just keep it consistent with WC1-3 (and obviously steal some good ideas but do them better). TBC in particular is a notorious lore mess and could be done much better with 20 years of hindsight
>>536930892>night elves can move while shadowmelded by stutter steppingepoop truly is an enigma
>Ttw you realize a big segment of RPers are just sitting in some building or corner and jacking off together >they are just gooning all day and not playing the game Kind of weird ngl
>>536931163Who and where? How do I join in?
>>536924204You also need to control a room of nerds that can range from spastics to people that are knowledgeable but don't shut the fuck up. It's a lot of herding.
>>536916987xivg moves so fast to discuss how someone who posts there is a bad person, who's erping together, and to post their modded character for attention to talk about the game AT ALL. It's a vg soc thread with no game discussion. The CC queues are fun though.
>>536931383
>>536931545Accurate. There are some cool, chill people that actually have lives, but they're rare.
>>536931163Me and my rp partner run around and quest and then we erp as if our characters are questing together. It's fun.
this suffix change on "of the x" items sure is something
>>536931545smoke break gameroh hangon guys dont pull yet haha i need a smokeoop we wiped i need a cigarette*chain smokes the entire raid*can i get 5 minutes to smoke?*scratches arm* I NEED A CIGARETTE SO FUCKIN BAD GUYS
>>536931545some retarded nigger wiping the group and laughing and mentioning he's high or having a weed name. Name a more iconic duo.
>>536931545>quentin post but with trannyjaksjesus christ
>>536931924What is it?
>>536931938I had somebody's gf take like eight pee breaks during a Dragonmaw run, I didn't mind but it sure was something
>Have Protect the Herd quest in Dun Morogh>Paladin parties me>He attacks the elite>I cast one fireball and I get aggro>Realize I have no idea how aggro works in WoW>Die>Log out in shameTales of a new player
>that guy who actually played epoch after it took 4 weeks straight just to launch and remain stable
>>536932396Just wait a few seconds for the pala to build it, you probably won't outpace him that bad afterwards
>>5369323791 sec guys bathroomignore the white powder on my lip
>>536932219>Items with missing or incorrect random properties will now be assigned a new random suffix upon login.
>Every fucking private server is literally utter shit with low population or shit custom contentBlizzturd won
>>536933925Turtle and Epoch are both great. Duskhaven is gonna be great.
What level should I be for Stormwrought Ruins?
>>536927821yikes
>>536933925>What is warmane
>>536934142>>536934483That was a drive-by shitpost. He isn't even in the thread anymore.
>>536934483Warmane?A piece of garbage with fake population numbers and full of fatsos ganking the lowbies zones.
>>536934917I know this is a troll thread, but Icecrown is always packed and BGs are near instant, and that's not even their PvP server.
>>536935080Icecrown, more like p2w crap
>>536934327I was told by the tank that I was too low in level.
>>536935190Aim for the upper half of the stated range, they put the higher bosses right at the limit. If you are lower half of the range you will be whiffing 50% of attacks
>>536935080Warmane BGs are cross realm, you IDIOT
The worst part of private servers will always be the community. They come in 3 specific flavors. 1. Weird obsessed autist who raid leads, demanding everybody listen to his tactics overview before every pull, in every raid, every week. 2. Bulgarians who somehow never had the time to check the tactics for a 20 year old game and 3. Me
>>536935080Dude, Icecrown is where all retards are, wtf are you talking about?
>>536935632HERE COMES DAT BOI
>>536935574Not true
Ambershire sucks ass it's filled with the same soulless man child losers who play like a pack of roaches all using the same auto quest addons while all doing the same retarded min max faggotry
>>536935337>>536934327So I need to be level 40-42 at least.
>>536937259>nooo, they are missing the soul of killing all the mobs and/or looting their corpses.
>>53693432735-40 for the first half (stops at deathlord), 39-44 for the second half (starts with deathlord, most pick up groups only do a single half from experience, it's basically 2 dungeons
This might be a hot take but I think zep rides are comfy and should take even longer so I can chat with strangers. I am enamoured with physically riding over several zones instead of clicking a fast travel icon.
>>536938603They should have had chances to receive attacks from high level mobs like Maplestory did.
>>536897071Wtf, who is this?
Small Stormwrought review:This dungeon is, design wise, what Gnomeregan should have been with its back entrance. The first half being the castle and the second being the cave system feel like a proper journey if done back to back, and it is peak WoW dungeon design. It does not get better than raiding a haunted castle. The "back entrance" in Gnomeregan was a flop since there is no proper Gnomeregan part 1 and Gnomeregan part 2 for anyone to do, confusing useless dungeon. Here, it feels like two functional dungeons stitched back to back for flavor.The hype is also there because of Balor as a whole. Seeing the size of the castle while riding to Balor for the first time was really cool to me, and then I did like five quests there that turned out to be chain quests leading into the castle, one of them giving me the key for the second part of the dungeon. And lets not forget the silly secret boss at the end that you unlock by pulling hidden levers during the last section of the dungeon, kino gaming.As for the bad part, it is a bugged. I could not leave combat and had to leave and come back just to drink my mana juice and I was rock hard during the 2m86 soft dom succubus boss fight.
So, I completed Balor and every single quest there besides the one that requires me to go inside the raid (six of them). I'm a Horde druid.1 The single graveyard in the zone is awful. It's on the main island, and I can see why it would be convenient when you do quests there, but there are four or more other islands besides it. The SI:7 (or was it SI:6?) rogue NPCs that stealthily hide to ambush you on the starting island have a high chance of killing you.2 The quest givers rush out of their way to attack those very agents when they appear at the top. It shouldn't matter to people who just click and accept the quests, but if you were planning on reading the edgy Kilrogg lore (and it was pretty interesting), you're going to struggle when he’ll rush away to slam his fist at the intruders.3 The main island is very small. I can’t imagine it supporting twice the population doing it.4 There was an issue with the ship where it phased out of reality like Borealis. Both mobs and players appeared and disappeared in front of my eyes, and I was told it was not a phasing issue.5 I’m a druid, so swimming wasn’t much of an issue for me, but it's probably annoying for everyone else (maybe not a shaman). The quest that asks you to kill two elites under the water is horrible, underwater fighting isn't it.6 At one point in the image attached, the bridge was sunk too low into the ground.
>>536940701Too many painfully linear paths to get to each place. Like you have to go all the way south and around to get to the 2 NPCs far west. It was the 2nd worst zone they added imo. First worst being Grim Reaches.
>>536938603The original plan for zeps and boats was to have no loading screens and the journey taking 15 minutes. Kinda wish a private server would implement that somehow but you just know that parsetrannies will screech about "wasting" time.
>>536940975I'm doing Grim Reaches right now so I'll give me thoughts about it too, later.
Grim Reaches review:It's a filler zone
>>536940660Gnomeregan should be revamped into a big citydungeon like BRD like Everquest dungeons.
Something's fucked in Elwynn on Ambershire, you can't fish in any of the watering holes there.Fishing seems to work fine in other zones though.
>>536942610Try without the addon.
>>536942610Trolls poisoned the water supply, killed all the fishes and turned the frogs gay
If anyone on Nord wants a Dragonmaw or Stormwrought run then @ me within the next 2 hours.
>>536942706Only addon I have is the classic snowfall one (cast on keypress).And since it works in the dwarf zone I'm inclined to believe it's not my one single addon that I have installed.
Would it be weird to ask for a group for a dungeon you're overleveled for? I have like 5 Blackfathom Depths quests but I'm Lv33.
>>536946073You will fuck up their xp, ask a 60 to carry you thought it.
>>536946073Depending on your class you could 2-3 man it if you promise them the loot
What was your 20-30 leveling path?
>>536938603The long zep ride from Orgrimmar to Thunderbluff is my favorite for this very reason.
>>536946778>20-24Grind quilboars in Southern Barrens>24-26Grind beasts in Hillsbrad>26-30Grind slightly stronger beasts in Hillsbrad
What if we both kissed in Ashenvale's Moonwell? (We're both Horde)
>>536947709And you chose to do that instead of the comfy low level dungeons or even quests
>>536859758The turtle DJ is dropping some madbars, won't lie
is this general astroturfed by turtle wow?
>>536948939Yes I get paid 1 Shenna Coin per post.
>>536947709Esh at least take the boar challenge
I just want to share AI art of draenei that I keep making.
>>536904092disgusting fat pig
Is it okay for me to afk under this tent, while i level a character on my 2nd account?
>>536950426>>536904092GIB MILKIES NIGGA
>>536950664yeah. It's actually encouraged
Do people buy turtle wow accounts? I'd consider selling mine if I could get a couple bucks for mine.>>536950664As as long as you're not being obnoxious you could probably do anything while dualboxing.
>>536950813>>536950864Ah so that's where the "13k players" come from, gotcha. Sounds quite gay desu
>>536951349While it's common, it's not a plague, ime. Most people do not dualbox.
>>536862535on nord twinks are in every bracketon ambershire there's no real twinks yet, even 10-19 is safe at the moment but you will mainly run into meta squads of lvl 19's so right now horde has a premade thats basically all shamans, priests, and hunters which are all dominant 10-19 classes very unfun to fight with pugs when alliance is primarily underleveled wars, mages, non healing ret paladins, and human warlocks
>>536939526Was kind of thinking about generating her in a kneeling position with her mouth open and tongue out but I'm a little afraid some Anon will actually make a cum tribute.
>equip thing>thing has been added to your collectionIs this for the transmog? I know you need coins but where do you even take them
>>536952636you need fashion tokens and you use them at a specific npc in your factions capital city so stormwind for alliance and orgrimmar for horde
>>536951349i love how every cope in response to player count is some form of "its account overlap" lmao
>>536950664its actually one of the main reasons im fucking off from WoW in general so many losers dualbox on turtle its sadjust about every hardcore fag does it when its against the rules but unless someone hard reports you you wont get punished
>level 38>66sHow do I fix this?
>>536953898literally howdo you just fucking impulse buy half the auction house and all your skills?
>>536953898theres a very secret spot where you can farm about 2 gold an hour at lvl 12 on alliance
>>536954054>2 whole gold an hourThere's a spot he can farm 10+ and still level
>>536953981Yes.>>536954054Where?
>>536954054...>>536954728:l
>>536954054I only know random coins in the fountain, but that's not 2g an hour. Clearly im not clued in on turtle wow tech.
>>5369547282 gold is a ton at lvl 12 when your fresh and have nothing
>>536952893I mean, if 2 accounts is the encouraged way of leveling (as that other anon claimed), then surely that's not an outrageous inference i made?
>>536954768>yesthen having a farm thats 100 raw gold an hour wouldnt change anything because its your stupid habits thats making you broke and not a lack of decent income
>>536955470No, that would change everything.
where is a good farm for a geared 60 i do not enjoy being brokeno lasher shit i am a warrior
>>536955701Level alchemy and sell raid pots. Once you get 300, you can buy the mats off AH and sell for a profit 100% of the time. Takes just a few min to buy and make, and you never have to leave the capital city.
>>536956654any pots in particular? might be worth leveling on an alt. my main went all in on mining/blacksmithing. i COULD drop mining and level something else but my autism doesn't extend that far.
>>536955701>no lasher shit i am a warrior
>>536955701You can do lashers as arms warrior by using a staff to outrange them and take no damage
>>536942193Epoch should have done that instead of reworking already good dungeons like deadmines
>>536958101wait does staff gain the polearm bonus in arms?I was wondering thatalso lowkey that new master strike seems kind of fucking broken in pvp, 25% parry for 10 secs and if you take the 5% parry passive on top of that....
>>536957942>>536958101i have a 58 mage i could probably do lashers if i really wanted to
>>536940701>5 I’m a druid, so swimming wasn’t much of an issue for me, but it's probably annoying for everyone else (maybe not a shaman).There is a potion that give you epic mount speed while swimming in Balor it only lasts 5 minutes though
>>536958309I'm a retard, I meant to say polearms.
>>536957942Mara mining/herbing for mats for lips and sappers. Weave in bosses if u hit instance cap quick.
>>536957656>mongoose>mana pots sometimes>GNPP>GAPP>GFrPP>GFPP (If you can find the recipe reasonably cheap)>GSPP are retardedly expensive due to mat reqs, but can be profitable>greater arcane potsThe ZG pots are a siren song, because they look profitable on paper, but the market is weak enough that I had trouble actually selling them.>XmuteI'm assuming you're on twow, but don't bother with arcanite, it's a 2day CD and it sells for 7g. Instead, get the xmutes that allow you to do mid level elemental xmutes on a 10 min CD, which makes the profit margins that much better on the protections potions.>flasksUnless you get the recipes to drop, don't bother, it's literally hundreds of flasks sold until you get into the black for what people ask. Totally nuts.
>>536903513Stormwrought is harder. A couple of the bosses actually have mechanics that can wipe a group fairly easily. Beware the lord of fungus. Dragon room was just BRD torch room with less density.
>>536958621i got twinks to fund and a warrior to finish naxx and head into kara40 hope you ain't fuckin with me imma seriously consider this for an alt and do it, i need some passive income flowing in
>>536958621>>536957656And you really have to keep track of mat costs, otherwise you won't make gold. I wrote a gay little webapp to scrape that 3rd party AH webpage to get a good idea of what items were listing for currently, along with their mats>can I have your gay little webapp?No.>>536958840>does it workyes, once I figured out how to to make it work, I made like 5k gold, got bored and stopped raiding shortly after b/c naxx sucks ass. Fuck kara40, too.
>>536915551If /ksg/ is still around, I'm going with that. There's no way those fuckers have lingered this long without the general becoming the most pathetic/deranged shit imaginable.
>>536959079dang dawggimme an arc res set so i can get into kara40what are the sets even called so i can look them up in the AH?
>>536959079Why is Kara40 shit? You say Naxx is shit so I trust you because it is shit outside of a couple fights.
>>536922697>but still way too long. It feels like a raidThat's one of the best parts to me. I love big-ass dungeons. And it is split in two with a mid-section portal for when you don't have a few hours to dedicate to it.
>>536959406it's unforgiving and the trash is awful.I liked naxx up until four horseman and to a lesser degree KT. 4HM because it's unforgiving, KT because the end of the fight is so damned chaotic and #1: running back and rebuffing and talking it out after every wipe takes so damned long and I got tired of it.I didn't even bother with kara, but I've spoken with guildies, and they confirm that it sucks ass, and I don't want to bother. I guess if I had stuck it out and gotten more gear it would have grown on me, but after we downed KT, I said that's enough I got what I want out of raiding, and to be honest, wow.
>>536960023yeah kara40 just looks like it was made for people who "want hard wow content" yet refuse to play harder versions of wow or any actual challenging game for that matter
>>536960023I kinda had the opposite experience. 4H was a ton of fun to learn and down, and KT was interesting. I found the beginning bosses were really dull and annoying.
>>536960023every time I hit 60 I try to relive what I experienced on real vanilla but it always hits me the hardest as a fresh 60 on Pservers that real vanilla is long gone and the communities who play vanilla "classic" WoW today are filled with unfun faggots then I never raid, quit, and come back to relevel a new character again months later rinse repeat.
>>536940660Where'd you grab this? I was looking for full-res versions of his stuff the other day and failing to find any.
>>536960420Learning it was interesting, for sure, but once we figured out how to do it, and did it, it lost it's allure and became just another annoying chore.>>536960529I had a lot of fun, but that's because I was in a good guild with fun people. If your guild sucks, then everything else will suck too.
>>536960997I can see that but for me it was fun to do right every time. With the other fights there were enough people dying to stupid shit (and not 4H for some reason) that it got very annoying.
what guild/group/pug can i pug a full clear of naxx and SR kelthu gear?
For me naxx and kara40 just because you're expected to expend a fortune on consumables on top of both raids taking the longest to clear
What's the best place to level (horde) at level 36?
>>536952603Please don't do this, i'm not that kind of a high elf girl. This is revenge pornography.
>hit 52>go to WPL>my ass is getting reamed by the first scourge enemies across from the BastionI-I'll go to Burning Steppes or something and come back later. I'd rather not have to eat after every single fight. How're the two islands off STV? I'd forgotten about those until I looked at the map after WPL.
Am I the only one here thats just waiting for BB and CoA to be live? Epoch and Turtle aint doing it for me
>>53696419652 would be a good time to check them out. You will quickly get into elite quests.
>>536964737Well fuck. Guess I won't be sticking around long unless I'm lucky. Cheers
>>536964812WPL can be rough until you're around the mid-50s. Don't forget that you gain full quest exp for anything <25 levels so go back to some lower levels places if you want. Where did you quest in your later 40s?
>>536964953>Don't forget that you gain full quest exp for anything <25 levels so go back to some lower levels places if you wantGood point, Searing Gorge would probably be a good idea for BRD quests.I'm on Tel'Abim, so I did Gilneas, some Tanaris, and a few dungeons and went from 46 to 52.
ok, so fartried balor, tried the new dungeon dragonmaw retreatboth THE WORST dogshit ive ever seenwhat the hell were they thinking making a lvl 30 dungeon AS BIG AS ALL OF BRDpeople dont even do the full thing at lvl 60, and the bosses there drop useful shit, theres quest, theres prebisand balor was just so bad its beyond wordsis northwind as bad as this
>>536962752Sorry, sorry was just messing around. Won't do it again I promise.
>>536965462I like Northwind. It's a little too big and some of the quests need another proofing pass but it's good.
>>536966283>no shadows
>>536966367wut
>>536966283did you do Balor?it legit feels bad as soon as you start the zone, feels like it wasnt tested at all and designed purely on paper
>>536967681Haven't gone there yet. I'm enjoying Northwind so far and when I'm done there I'll do Balor.
>>536967681Balor was only bad because of all the swimming and that one path all the way south and back north. Easily fixable by making an NPC on the island and at the docks give you a swimming speed or water walking buff as well as adding a shortcut through the mountains. It was otherwise a pretty good zone.
>>536967816maybe if youre horde, but if youre alliance you start off in an isolated island, making you swim and after swimming the coasts are full of mobs, of course none of which are for any quest or drop anything useful, all the quests send you to the other end of the zone, and almost all the quests are straight up not possible to solo because of how strong the orc mobs are
>>536967681Balor fucking sucks lmao. Half the content is underwater and the island is way too mountainous. Horde island is at very least somewhat close but that doesn't excuse all the swimming either.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6LJUhlxS4A
Putting Golden Sansam in a fucking fern like this is evil.
>>536965462i wish there were even more everquest influence in vanilla and we had big sprawling elite-filled areaslike stromgarde in arathi but an entire zone
>>536967681>feels like it wasnt tested at all and designed purely on paperWelcome to turtle WoW. There is no PTR or pretest or 'beta'.
>>536968009It feels significantly better doing it at 30 than at 27-29
Is it too late to roll on Ambershire?
>>536969528I went there at 32 and it still wasnt enough to do half the quests because turns out having mobs spawn in groups of 3 and all 3 have drain life just means you die
>>536969578No.
>>536964425Love Turtle but am really stoked for CoA. The bit of the alpha I've played is really fun.
dissolvent poison has to be the stupidiest shit they've implemented so far
>>536966163That's great because i want to do it myself <3
>>536969962That may be a skill issue I'm afraid, once I was at 30 I only needed to group for the elite quests
>new player>lvl 12 gnome mage>mostly run out of quests at Dun Morogh for my level except a few elites>just run around a lot and die occasionallyI don't know what to do turtlebros but things have become slow and painful. Solo mage maybe not have been best idea for a new player, also 0 knowledge of WoW.
>>536973284head over to westfall or darkshoreif you're on Ambershire and you wanna knock off some of the elite quests I'd be happy to do them together.
>>536973901Quests took me over to Loch Modan which is where I stopped. I'll look into the two you mentioned next time I play. Thanks
>>536974173oh Loch Modan's fine too.that's where I'm at right now
Turtle needs to grow some balls and add a necromancer class
So, i'm in Auberdine and doing quests for the night elves as a helf. Will i get a new main high elf storyline quest soon or is that it? I remember there being some grey quests in Alah talas when i left at level 11.
My shadow priest on every dungeon trash pack
>>536976846That's it, rides over for the high elves.
>>536890515>>536894171anything that gives you a direct advantage over other players is p2w, trannies. you low iq sea monkeys can only conceive of a direct advantage in terms of whether or not the weapon you have in your main hand offers more dps than another weapon, not how it directly affects your progression by swiftly hastening your "down-time" where you have to dump off mats into the bank/sell vendor trash
>>536977441What the fuckies?
>>536978017Haha. I was thinking this earlier today. Some people just don't recognize things unless it's shoved in their face and spelled out for them, which is likely why microtransations are so successful in everything. Unless it's a *unique* cash shop item, and *also* best-in-slot, it's not considered P2W to some people.
can I join <EVIL> now that I have my red defias mask?
>>536980650No, you have to join <branded>
>>536980650Yes Devias-san
>>536980650Human females are for the orcs in <Branded> I'm afraid
>>536980650admit that you're a man irl and post your name
>>536960646Every official Twow artworks are here! https://turtle-wow.org/artworks
>have to share my zeppelin with a warlock in full stormreaver set + epic staffIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>536981728Oh. I was on that page earlier. I tried left clicking to expand the image and got shit res, and I tried MMB clicking, which did nothing. I did not, apparently, try right clicking and opening in new tab the long way. Thanks for making me revisit that.
>>536978017>a direct advantage over other playersHow has someone using a mail bot or whatever the hell they sell affected me in any way? Genuine question. >>536979938What are they winning?
>>536982360Which staff?
>>536984991The one that drops at the very end of Stormwrought, atlas doesn't show the loot of this boss for some reasons, I assume it must be 1% drop rate
Release date for CoA.Release date for VVALLKRAFT.Release date for BBC+.Give them to me.
>>536987218>abandonware>schizo vaporware>retoilet+
>>536980650No. <Branded>. You join. Now.
>>536932379I've stopped playing multiplayer games for 3yrs after the telemarketing gayop of the mystery goo injections, because half of the people I've played with developed debilitating conditions and suffered drastic changes in personality. Now that I've had several people in my social circles suffer terminal diseases too, I do recognize early warning signs, which makes it all the more demoralizing.
Is there an updated Atlasloot on Turtle for the new dungeons?
>>536988729yes, you have to reinstall bwo
>>536988776I've already done that the one on the launcher doesn't have the new dungeons
>>536989173what I did was uninstall every altas addons like a brute and redownload them by copy pasting the github links (found there https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons) on the launcher
>>536988729Either use the usual one which is updated: https://github.com/Otari98/Atlas + https://github.com/Otari98/AtlasLoot + https://github.com/Otari98/AtlasLootThere is this new one which appeared a few days ago, but I don't know the difference: https://github.com/KasVital/Atlas-TW
>>536988729The last link of the normal one was supposed to be AtlasQuest: https://github.com/Otari98/AtlasQuest
>>536859758Asking about epoch and turtle: aside from the differences for how world pvp is flagged, how do the pvp rules and rewards work in epoch and how do they differ between the pve servers and the pvp server? What pvp sets do they have/offer? If any?
Hypothetically speaking, if I were a man and confessed it (I'm not), would anon still love me?
>>536991448turtle has the default vanilla ranking and battleground reputation gearepoch has custom (mandatory) pvp gear that you get from playing wsg (the only battleground available)
>>536991762no
Have the people complaining about Balor simply forgotten to buy the swim speed potions that last for 5m?I still hated the swimming because I didn't buy enough of them but it wasn't so bad
>>536991762yes
At least I'm not playing kinopoch.Also the quests in the mainland of Balor were generally pretty nice to do.
>>536991836So epoch requires you grind bgs to unlock the gear? I'm so tired of this shit. Why the fuck would i need to grind an objectively terrible mode (no one fucking likes bgs, it's a fact by low pop counts without grind rewards) to be competitive in pvp? This is just a mistake on epochs part. I've read turtle is considering doing the same thing as epoch tho? Buffing pvp gear and making it obtained thru shit like bgs
>>536992984not only do you have to grind it, but the gear is so overpowered you stand 0 chance in PvP if you don't. Oh, and instead of nerfing the obviously overpowered gear, they just made it harder to get after a big wave of players obtained it, enjoy!
>>536992984Epoch basically "forces" you to use the generic PvP trinkets too because they gave them a 2/2 set bonus that gives you like +20 to all stats and +50 stam on the max level versions
>>536993189>>536993254Jesus. How is this considered good?
>>536992984Even pve players are forced to do BG, the rewards are just too good. A ton of xp and extremely op gear. That's why epoch is quickly turning into a pvp server, pve realms population is dropping and pvp realm population is steady or increasing.
>>536992984>Why the fuck would i need to grind an objectively terrible mode (no one fucking likes bgs, it's a fact by low pop counts without grind rewards) to be competitive in pvp?No one genuinely likes open world pvp except retards that think emergent gameplay is about killing level 15s in Redridge.
>>536993785But kaytotes said Kezan is how envisioned the pochie to be...
>>536992061Seems like it. I bought some of those and I haven't had any real issues with Balor so far, other than some of the quests having minor grammar / spelling mistakes.
What level should I be for Dragonmaw Retreat?
>Project epoch claims it adds "fresh challenges" to existing endgame content>all of the "fresh challenges" it adds are just unavoidable damage that turns every boss into a DPS race against your healer's mana barThese retarded devs are retail players, aren't they?
>>536994691Retail has better and more engaging design
>>536994691The dude who remade deadmines and wc was good. Too bad he left the project a while ago, could have been nice to have him do some 60 dungeons too.
>>536995109no wonder. he saw the writing on the wall with those retards
>Chillin on Ambie>Get to level 18 or so>Stop having desire to playWell fuggggg :DDDDDLooks like my annual WoW itch hasn't kicked off quite yet.
>>536994647Any healer30+ DPS32+ TankDungeon is 1h30 wipeless, and the run back is really long, so better safe than sorry here
>>536995964I guess I'll grind to 33 before I do it then because that's the point when I can get 3/3 points in Elemental Weapons
Somedays I want to tell them.I want to tell them all everything.All the things you said.All the things you did.No more secrets.Would they still see you the same way if they knew?Maybe someday we'll find out together.
>>536993945The most fun I had playing this game was the world pvp in STV during Nostalrius launch, the whole place was a battleground and skeletons were everywhere, I got about 200HKs a day there. You will never experience that.
when does the hole in my heart you made start healing?
Never.
What level should I be right now in Ambershire? I'm Lv32.
Are the new Dragonmaw/Stormwrought set items from the dungeon itself or are they crafted gear?
>>537000572I can fix it for you anon... (I am an overweight bald male NEET)
>>537000772you are behind the curve
>>53700077260
Was playing through Westfall yesterday on Turtle and despite there being way more people playing it, than Epoch, there weren't any bottlenecks for quests, like Epoch had. The quest pickups on the ground spawned faster, so people weren't fighting for them as much, mobs needed for quests repopped at a decent speed and the escort npcs respawned faster and they fucking sprint so people don't get stuck waiting in a line, or have a bunch of assholes run up and snag the quest npc. These are all simple changes, why can't Epoch do them?
>>536993945This is such a meme by arena spammers and soft PvE types.>Muh lvl 15 gank tho!Oh nooo! You died and had to either walk back to your corpse or you had to revive at the graveyard and spend some copper for repairs! This is such a non-issue. It's lame, yea, but really dude? Even my wife doesn't care. She was picking herbs the other day and a rogue camped her for a while and she just kept picking herbs and ignoring him till he left.It's not a big deal at all. It's a literal nothing burger, but it's cried about like it's some massive terrible assault against your life.And in retail, PvP servers were at parity for population until BGs and Arenas became the primary focus for balance and incentives. Once they gave objectively strong gear to stat check with, the pops for PvP servers plummeted.So people loved world PvP, until the massive gear disparities just allowed arena spammers to stat check everyone.PvP is dead in retail because no one likes BGs and no one likes being stat checked. THAT'S why PvP sucks, not because you are still traumatized from dying once or twice at lvl 15.>>536994691>These retarded devs are retail players, aren't they?Seems like it given how absolutely retarded they are in their application of PvP gear.I think the gear issues and disparities will kill Epoch in the long run.No one wants to grind BGs and get stat checked except the very small percent of faggots who think that's good gameplay, and even they will just AFK in the modes.>>537000508Yes, based anon. Wasn't Nos but friends and I were on an older Wrath server back in the day and we managed to organize a raid on Orgrimmar one weekend.We stormed the city for the entire weekend, camping the entire city and zone in ebbs and flows.The Horde tried a few counter attacks on Stormwind but they never got one going as big as ours.That just changed the server's culture and it was constant raids and counter raids every weekend after that. Was so much fun.
>>537002465BILLY
>>537001786Turtle is a singleplayer focused funserver. Epoch is Vanilla+ with a focus on grouping and questing together.
>>537002546>vanilla+at this point epoch should be called tbc- because there isnt a single bit of new content past level 35 that isnt a brand new 10 bear ass quest
>>537002546there is nothing fun about having to wait at every single escort quest and quest npc with a long dialogue, a good example of the state of play is the ring of strength in stv and how it's been nonstop assholes tagging mobs that they aren't even on the quest for
>>537002713Are you disrespecting Auntie Vancleef? Pay no attention to the fact that the questline is broken and you will never find Patrick.
>>537000772I'm 34 and I started a few days late
>>537000792The recipe for the Stormwrought's gloves has a 7% drop rate, BoP, and then you can craft and sell the gloves on the auction house, Dragonmaw I don't know...
>>537000772maybe you should purchase a boost to 60 from the chinese with an amazon giftcard
>>537004480>>537004480An alternative is queue up PvP battlegrounds, jump in circle somewhere, and talk about your love of weed in battleground chat, and wait for the objective XP to come in
>>537000501Yes! Yes they would, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>537004435iirc 3 pieces of dragonmaw drop from trash, 2 drop from bosses and i think 1 is crafted as well?the crafted and trash drops are all boe
I just don't know what class to play turtle bros. Choice paralysis is killing me.
>>537007778FMC need everything
>>537007839fmc need 20 players
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seEnouh5UaI
>>537007778What do you usually enjoy doing in video games? What is your fantasy? What is holding you back? What are your doubts?
>>537008187is this my chance
>>537005195Then tell them.Tell them all the truth right now.
>>537008245Been playing the four healing classes for pretty much all of WoW's lifetime. I think I want to try melee something, but I can't decide. I hear warriors are a pain to level and that rogues are useless though.
grindbros, please give me some advice on where's good to grind levels 36-40, 40-45!
>>537008831>36-40tons of places in STV have high mob density of melee only mobs with no special abilities>40-45tanaris
>>536978017>playing the game less is winningperhaps you just hate the game?
Yeah, i'm gonna go and level in the human areas, fuck this piece of shit unfinished continent.
>its another nigger queuing for a dungeon miles away but he knows we wont kick him because hes a healer
>>537011978I've been whispered out of the blue if I'm willing to tank/heal dungeons. Is this normal?
>>537012271yeah
>>537012271yes anon it's a social game and people will whisper you for group activitiesi don't mean to sound like a smartass
>>537012271Two different players whispered me to come heal gnomer for them yesterday and I'm not even a healer
>>537008772warriors are a pain to level, but the grueling difficulty adds to the sense of satisfaction you feel from becoming more powerful. rogues are a really fun solo class if you actually enjoy the stealth minigame. sneaking around dungeons or enemy capital cities while avoiding and distracting patrols, picking pockets or locked treasures, sapping and ambushing enemies and blowing all your cooldowns before escaping and vanishing into the shadows - rogue has a unique and strong strong identity that i recommend everyone try at least once.
>>537002465Which quest is this? I like ducks.
>>537012271it's normal if you're good
>>537009142Thanks. When you grind mobs, what level in relation to you do you ideally want them to be?
>>537014663It's in northwind
holy shit mizkids gonna come to turtiewow and be groomed into becoming trans?
>>536987218Never.For the NSDAP 100 year celebration.Next year.
>>537015983Who?
>>537008772You can do melee DPS off-healing paladin, try something emergent!
Anyone know when Ascension's Bronzebeard will release? I think someone said September but I'm not sure.
>>537008772Holy Paladin on turtle is played in melee range with seal of wisdom up and holy strikes going out
>>537001786Turtle has had years to fix these issues of overpopulation while Epoch just released
>>537018838Last estimate from Ascension team is 1.5-2 Months, they said so on youtube
>>537008772Rogues just got omegabuffed. Warrior is only hard if you never played vanilla or insist on keyboard turning
>>537008769They can't handle the truth.
>classic subhumans migrate from sod to epoch>epoch goes to shitturdie might have trannies but at least they don't seem to be suffering from this absolute plague
rate? she ask for validation...low-key ready to bloomlow self-esteem playfullooking for pisspigs
>>537019815Epoch is going to shit because of retarded decisions and all the bugs. For example, making pvp gear so fucking good, banning the nameplate fix, and making high level dungeons sluggish.
Is there any situation where the right gun is better than the left?
>>536978017Be brave and list everything that you believe is objectively pay2win. Otherwise you're just a whining faggot.
>>537019815>turtle apparently has trannies>this thread is normalish>go to epoch thread>constantly full of tranime uwu femboy cringe as you expect from troonswhat did he mean by this
>>537012271yeah, especially if youre a warrior. people ask me to come heal all the time as playing a druid even though im feral
peegirl
>>537021247The /vg/ guild is/was full of trannies.
Which skin tone?
>>537021020How bad is the pvp gear? I had planned to run on guru with some friends for world pvp while staying with Amber on turtle for a genuine vanilla+ experience. I don't like bgs or arenas so I'd prob never grind the gear. Is it so bad that it's a non-starter for pvp then if you don't waste days in bgs?
>>537021485left looks cooler but with white hair so you can be a pseudo drow
>>537021020>making high level dungeons sluggish.Qrd?
>>537020963Female goblins without the HD mod were a mistake
>>537021247interesting how when the epoch thread got made that 90% of the obnoxious troons, ritualposting and literal ERP in threads all vanished
How populated is horde side ambershire vs alliance?
>>537021739Factual observations. The epoch thread is full of schizo-posting as well.
>>537021592>I've been going through the level 55-60 dungeons now with my party and I can safely say the bulk of the playerbase wont enjoy it at this tuning - not for the rewards available which pale in comparison to the guaranteed pvp gear>Stratholme = most of the bosses hit like trucks and the mechanics force you into a DPS race, specifically clones on >Baroness are impossible to kill forcing a race to killing the boss before your party wipes, Rivendare wasn't possible for my group without bringing shadow protection pots and major healings>Scholomance = Jandice can be cheesed via hunters mark but otherwise it will just be a frustrating painful mess for any pugs or people that can't learn the mechanic quickly enough, Rattlegore hit like a truck and instakilled our tank almost, Ras will be very difficult for groups with limited interrupts and no magic dispels, Lord Barov will be genuinely impossible for 99% of pugs and it's hilarious>I don't know if this was tested at all. Every boss seems to have an AOE, you run incredibly fast out of mana as a healer, Tanks get shredded by the boss while you are supposed to heal the group that gets 40% of their HP removed by most aoe's and bossfights take longer because double HP so you are pretty much required to bring mana pots.>forget about every boss, every trashpack has silence, shadowbolt volley, MS
On turtle: what can you do cross faction and what can you not do? I'm thinking of trying a Shaman on Amber and my wife wants to be a human pally. What would we be able to do together and what would we not be able to do
>>537021739Factually incorrect
>>537022191>what are we able to do togetherliterally everything except visit each other's citiesquesting would be pretty awkward outside of the neutral areas because you obviously cant do alliance quests and she cant do horde quests
>>537021490You get like 6k HP at level 40 with pvp gear. Even for a pve player, they should do BG, the gear is better, and it gives as much or more experience than anything else they could be doing besides some nerdy grind.
>>537020963>>537021410Imagining the nigga behind this post is terrifying
>>537022312>nobody tested pvp during any of the betas>send in a report that the pvp gear seems wildly overtuned even for pve>since nobody was doing pvp there was no way to corroborate thisi dont know what they expected
>>537021759On the 4chan guild, it's horde sided, on the BGs, it's fairly balanced for now
>>537022602I mean overall I'm not going to join any 4chan guild
Balor is actually pretty great so far, I'm impressed
>>537008769Who are you talking about?
>>537022761Enjoy being sidelined while we realm first Onyxia
>>537020963>>537021410peegirl can we not
>>537020963>>537021410
one week left to hit or we are officially behind the curve...
Do people still run the vanilla dungeons and zones or are you kind of forced to do the custom content?
>>537024089every custom dungeon except the new ones is dead
>>537023815i have not decide yet i will come with multiple looks hang on for perfect peegirl
>>537024231>people actually played on epochi guess there are worse ways to waste time
>>537024231>Then we have world boss loot which has already been datamined, and even the first shitty world boss will drop loot stronger than t 3.5 on turtle wow for no reason other than the devs have no idea how to balance items.WTF
Just fucking died, bros.
>>537025101what killed you?
>>537025101Nonny…
>>537024231If turtle had working summoning stones, that would be so nice.
>>537025181Miners in Hillsbrad. Going into a cave when shit's respawning 10 seconds after being killed was a pretty retarded idea in hindsight.
>>537025605start walking nigger
>>537024089You're not forced to do them in any way
>>537024303Really? I expected them to be more popular because they're shiny and new, especially for everyone that started playing Turdle because of Ambershire.
>>537025846fuck your own face, I am already inside the instance waiting for slow fucks like you to arrive
Esoooo come back
>>536995460Choose a different class, race, faction, etc. Could be that you haven't scratched the itch properly.
>>536995460>>537026582https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqC5sdsHLq8
>>537026321this but also warriorsonly druid chads are willing to actually flex and be useful to the group
>>537025750rip
where tf people go to erp? where's the place people do that?
>>537021485Blue. Purple is close to being black, unless you want to be a melanoid elf then go purple.
>>537027469There is no place to ERP, you use RP directory and whisper the one you want to fuck.
>>537027469TurtleRP lets you write a description for your character, degenerates detect themselves like that
>>537027469rp directory and in front of sw bankalso desperate night elves might randomly whisper you in ashenvale but i never respond back
>tank half a dozen dungeons perfectly, no deaths, barely lose aggro, keep everything marked, go at brisk pace while always watching healer’s mana, be generous with loot and friendly >get zero(0) whispers or invites to tank other dungeons>made zero(0) friendsWhat am I doing wrong?
>>537028186If you mark as a tank people assume you're bad.
>don't want to join the anon guild because trannies>don't want to join a normal guild because reddit humor>don't want to join <Texas Knights> because they're simpswhy can't there be a guild for down-to-earth frogposters?
>>536882257Content dreadmilling is proof that MMOs cannot sustain themselves without acfive PvP community and that PvE-cattle are the #1 reason for the abysmal state of the genre and industry. You are better off playing singleplayer games, in fact, everyone is better off if you pla, singleplayer games.
>>537028186you gotta bant in dungeonsor join a leveling guild and run them with people from your guild
>>537028419Roll on Ambie
>>537028186Talk with people that you're running with and try to have fun with it. No one wants to be friends with a typical wow player
>>537028523guild wars 2>>537028419evil is mostly boomers that talk too much if you're into that, i joined another guild to not interact with that
>>537028320what is this horseshit
>>537028186Were you talking? Did you express any interest in befriending these people or running other dungeons with them? You're not the main character, anon, you need to be put in the effort socially as well.
>>537028669>>537028827half the fmc trannies are currently incognito in <Evil> and just waiting for the opportunity to hijack the guild and you can't convince me otherwise
best long-term turdle realm for casual pve?
>>537029273nord is fully progressed and has a pretty good economyambie is F R E S H with a chaotic economy and progressive releaseif ambie ever dies down it gets merged into nord
>>537029170they don't give off that vibe but i'm not a good judge of characteri think most of the trannies left for branded/epoch/stayed on nordanaar
>>537029170This. Only the retards like Waffle have revealed themselves.
>>537024231That's actually grim. Add in the apparently insanely OP pvp gear and I'm convinced, I'm not gonna ever touch that shit with a 10 foot pole. His notes for Turtle to match parity:1. TBC Talents - Implementation of the Burning Crusade expansion's talent trees.I know it's not true vanilla, but this is something I support entirely. I respect the desire to be a true vanilla+ experience, but the talents are a mess on turtle. TBC is a good foundation imo. 2. Alliance Shamans / Horde Paladins - Removing faction-class restrictions to allow Shamans for Alliance and Paladins for Horde.Also find this acceptable. Dwarf shamans and Tauren pallies would be okay to me. Better than forsaken pallies. 3. PvP Leveling - Enabling experience gain from PvP activities (honorable kills and battleground objectives).I'm okay with this. World pvp should give double what bgs and arenas give currently with 1.18 4. Progressive PvP Gear - Introducing PvP honor gear sets through a progressive content release schedule.NO NO NO. Epoch is fucked because of their pvp gear. Turtle is perfect as it is with pvp rewards.
Asalys and Elicia are probably in <Evil> waiting to fuck up this guild too.
>>537029832>NO NO NO. Epoch is fucked because of their pvp gear.It's fucked because of terrible balance.The idea is solid, just bad implementation
>>537028186>keep everything markedif you presume to condescend to me (a mythic raider) with marks then i will quiet quit and auto attack/afk while alt tabbed watching my stories. you're a random queue finder tank, not my raid leader. fuck you.
>>537028904Remember Elayanna? She marked every mob.
>>537029943I won't blow up the nonny guild this time, I paw-promise
>>537030812I don't think he knew how to mark mobs.
which is the cutest most fit for Peegirl guys?i cant decide it has to be mix of jeanette voerman and asuka and bellatrix lestrange and aubrey plaza
>>537030074No. Grinding pvp gear kills world pvp except for the most pathetic dickless trannies who don't want to actually pvp, but instead stat check their opponents. It's the most pathetic and worthless kind of "competitive" gameplay ever. >Grind this shit tier mode literally everyone hates and you'll be better than everyone who didn't waste their time grinding the shit tier mode. Which means, players dump world pvp after a while because they can't compete with pvp geared stat checking and they don't go to bgs because it's a gay trash mode and because everyone just stat checks them there. This is exactly why pvp died in retail. It's shit. You make bgs and arenas playable by normalizing gear and stats for everyone (they remain shit modes, but they're at least playable). And then if you raid and play the actual game, you can gear up over time and you can still power fantasy with epics in world pvp if you wish. But at least the inherent asymmetry of pvp in world pvp means there are methods by which even T3.5 geared players can be taken down.
>>537029943I'm not though
i don't know what you guys are talking about, i tank and made 6 friends so far that i talk and quest with even if we don't run dungeons
>>537031027>>537031312I'm going to take a piss outside if you take too long.
>>537031001>>537031321Proof?
Oh my God? There is a new high elf quest but it's in Goldshire?
I feel like I can't do dungeons with Evil anymore if there are transgenders hiding there... I am really scared of them...
>>537031754if you want to start some thread drama then you have to be more subtle
>>537031662That's just a breadcrumb to Little Silvermoon.
>>537031456I'm not in any anon guild to avoid schizoposters like (you)>>537031662There's 2 or 3 in ironforge too
>>537031456I rolled horde
>>537032557Post a pic with both of you and some draenei somewhere.
>>537031947Sorry, since we found out that Narutolopez was Elayanna, the whole guild has been a bit on edge
>>537032635Drae mod is broken since the patch
>>537032629>>537032758Lie.
>>5370310273 because she is smiling and hiding her disgusting forehead
help peegirl plzSHE NEEDS HELP0
>>537032678i'm gokugonzalez and i can confirm narutolopez is not elaynna
peegirl is arcane only magician she shoots missiles as if fast pee drops and some crowd control magic
Yup, this is my new base where i'll log out from now on!
>>537033248The high elf inn is SOVL and every helf should put their HS there
>>537033449Yeah, we should all exclusively teleport here and maybe lez out a bit upstairs.oops.haha.Just kidding, gamers.
>>537032881>>537033242Do you need a mentor?
>>537033690it's just look: perfect goblina you can say this is the peegirl when u firs seen her got it?
A GM just messaged me.
I hope the thread's tranny fall for it....
I'm playing a hardcore slow & steady exhaustion prot paladin high elf(red dragon)I don't need precision, do I? I'm not doing any dungeons. Should I just put 5 in toughness?
>>537034874faggot
>>537034732Ignore their guild invite. Don't make the same mistake I did.
I've been to the druid area in Stormwind and the npc isn't there.What did Sheena mean by this?
>>537035232Did you talk to the wrong npc?
>>537035232It's in the park. First dude I talked to.
>>537034979Meet me at Elynn's mage tower in 5. I'll be the moonkin doing push-ups in front of it.
>>537007778Go Druid and you can do everything.
Fishing is bugged?
>>537035813Why are you naked?
>>537035813Someone claimed that fishing in elwynn specifically is broken right now
>>537035903I like the breeze on my naked skin as i fish?
purple hair? for peegirl???
>>537036282kys and play the game
Decided to play turtle again. Anyone know why custom patches aren't getting detected anymore? I updated from the vanilla fixes version, but seems like they incorporated that one into the base launcher, which I can see and enable/disable, but custom patches are empty. They are still in the data folder, not overwriting any number or early letter and do work if I start the game directly, but then auto loot doesn't work.
>>537036663when u heard the name peegirl do u get the vibe of energetic person or low-key person
>>537036760Don't use launcher.
>>537029832I don't normally support allysham and hordepally but cross faction means it doesn't matter anyway, they might as well just do it at this point
>>537036282for who???
>>537037052Is there an alternative for enabling auto loot? Might be some 1.12 issue, but the fact that you still can't enable it in game, is crazy
>>537037052hd patch is fucked atm, green trees and earlier my character turned invisible, also what is going on with the rain? did they change something there? Someone said turn off the vulcan thing, but that made everyone invisible
>>537036282Go with left.She's the kind of girl i'd want to pee in my mouth.
>>537037427vanilla-tweaks, it's already applied by they launcher (and it's what the setting in the launcher does) but it's the messy kind of auto loot (won't change icon and will be fucked up with stuff like interact auto loot being reversed). The proper auto loot is using superwow and setting it in the companion addon.
Well...?
What's the best way to get to barrnes as ally on turtle?
>>537038493STV boatmy slut joined me in the barrens at level 15
>>537038664Wouldn't it be easier to boat from SW to Auberdine and just run down darkshore/ashenvale?
Where do you get the key for Dragonmaw so you can go further inside? Horde player btw
>>537039004You need to combine two fragments at the statue near the golem mini-boss,on fragment is held by a boss at the bottom of the dungeon, the other fragment is in a chest near the locked door
I've made it to level 40 on epoch and I just don't get what people see in this at all.The custom content is extremely mid to horrendously bad and strewn about with no real direction.The day/night cycle has been a complete nothingburger despite being plastered all over promotional material.The dungeon reworks are very, very overrated.Trinitycore dogshit makes the base game very jank and borderline unplayable at times.The most competent piece of content I've come across so far is that ring of blood ripoff in Stranglethorn and that's not saying much.
>>537037963Seggs
>>537039004combine the fragment you get from the web master orc boss on the bottom level with the fragment you get from the chest behind the boss beside the locked gate then go back to that bottom dwarf boss area near the golems to combine it
>>537039423We discuss a lot the new turtle dungeons here, yet I never see anyone discuss the new Epoch dungeons over epog, what went wrong
>>537037752final verdictwhich one?remember it should be mix of jeanette voerman and asuka and bellatrix lestrange and aubrey plaza
>>537039423It might have been a good servers in a few years if ascension didn't buy them. Sad that it ended up that way, was looking forward to epoch. The current state is bad and I have low hope of a good future with ascension at the reign.
>>537039423Vanilla with a harder content and a more grounded approach to balanceIn practice it's unbalanced as fuck but also a new server so people are coping that fixes are comingTurtle is better but is also more "established", there's very little hopium compared to epoch
maaaaaanit looked shrek fionnaBIG NO
That's enough wow for the day.
>>537040535the beds are upstairs, you're not a stinky warlock are you?
>>537040535literally high elf modelling looks like half-ass jobmuh goblina peegirl modelling bully her
Seriously I can't decide which. If I can't decide I'll just roll Paladin.
>>537039832Left.
>>537041128You go in game, you open AtlasLoot, you ctlr click on every max tier armor set to see how it looks, and you choose your class according to that
I wish HD had the eyeglow.
>>537039832maybe left with right face? left is a butterface
>>537041442She gets raped by Gilnean Worgen
>>537041981You can't rape the willing.
>>537041181>>537041665here is final "Peegirl"mix of all these girls(best i can did)i hope you guys enjoy...
>>537042220are you schizophrenic
I successfully infiltrated the <Evil> inner clique.
>>537042332look:twin hair as jeanette black hair color: aubray and belatrixsmiles: asuka
>>537041665wait i will try i get it hold on
>>537042220least face blind tranny
>>537041665any time i try to make face seductive cute it goes bimbo toilet botox face in goblina offffffffffff
Am I crazy or does ore just not spawn at all? Turtle seems to be the opposite of Epoch, where they have that shit hyperspawning.
>>537043530Yes you have to abuse new zones where its boosted somehow, a strict 15 min timer there, you can predict when each node respawns easily, go to the high elf starting zone or the goblin starting zone for copper, and to tirisfal uplands for tin
>>537045158I am once again asking what addon this is
>Leveling a healer right now>Just had a funny idea>What if I demand every horde member to be kicked from the group?>Or else I leave the dungeon group and force them to look for a new healer>Because I refuse playing with zuggers?You think that would make people mad?
>>537045358zuggers will be your tanks 99% of the time
>>537045260Accountant
>>537045358people would unironically kick you in a heartbeat or tell you to play tel'abimhealer or not nobody wants some retard causing issues before everyone steps through the portal
>>537028419What's the anon guild?
>>537045586But look healers and tanks are in very high demand. So they might have no other choice but to bare with my autistic demands.The alternative for them would be to spend hours looking for a new healer.So they might decide to kick some random Horde dps and keep me instead.
>>537045908healers are not in high demand until raids, only tanks
>>537045992I see both in high demands right now... you think I should level a tank instead and do that?
>>537045908>healers are in high demandpeople will unironically wait an hour to find a healer that doesnt join and immediately start screeching to kick noshoes mudhut niggers from the group
>>537045358Make your own group if you want to do some filtering. Or be a tank and you get lead when group is formed.
>>537046083who cares do what you want
>>537046083Peetank
>kill a rare>get a quest>get a trinket :pog:
so for my 20s i want to hit up stonetalon because it has a lot of new stuffannnnnnnd maybe some hillsbrad for pvpvpvpvvpvpvppvpvpvpvpvp
When's the next fresh classic? I'm finally convinced the epoch devs are clueless halfwits. Random imbalanced gear additions, useless profession quests, warrior remaining critically bugged, enhancement having an inexplicably powerful windfury... I'm just done. And no, I will not play on t*rtle.
why are all the blogposters sub 20? fmc trannies thinking their guild won't die to fresh?
>>537047382>>537047201im leveling my twink on nord ^_^
>>537047382Because we find out who their main is before they hit 60.
>>537047382Because butthurt no-life Anons started doxxing each other back in fmc and causing other problems. Like taking screenshots of people saying racial slurs to spread them around the server so they end up blacklisted.Now everyone is very careful to post their characters or blogpost because of no-life, butthurt Anons.
OK OK I LISTEN YOUTHIS IS THE PEEGIRLOTHER ONE LOOKED TRANNY I LISTEN AND VALUE YOUANDI AM NOT SCHIZO OKTHIS IS FINAL PEEGIRL
is burok in <evil>?
>>537048283chopped
>>5370482830/10 would not group with
tauriwow. now.
>>537047382I'm level 4X
Okay, who am i? You that know soooo well who everyone is!
>>537047659>doxxingFirst time I've heard of this
Tauri. You join
>>537049502enjoy your dailies
>>537048283What up gobbo Drew Barrymore
>>537046083Level as a tank while leveling and switch to heal for raids
>>537048283This face looks like an old granny in the HD mode by the way
>>537049985Everything looks like shit with HD mod.
>>537048947Glupshitto
found the local onahole
>>537050592Are all the gobbos going to Branded? I'm still in Evil....
When will Evil and Branded merge into FMC?
>>537050592Isn't that one futa?
>>537050592Isn't that one a Hermaphrodite?
>>537049936I REFUSE to play paladin, druid or shaman on turtle. There are way too many of them!
>>537045908Don't listen to the other anons, they are in demands as soon as you fight your first elite. Be the hero that saves everyone! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa8xiDaWqpg&pp=ygUPaSBuZWVkIGEgaGVhbGVy
>>537051170half of evil will leave for normal guilds if the tranny population is too large, they already look like they won't have enough people for mc/ony
>>537052226I'm in evil and I'm currently inviting my tranny friends to join in...
Evil is for the chuds
>>537052680I can take them.
>>537052753half of them are gay faggots that have gay sex with eachother
>>537052680Why did you let a Branded player beat you all to 60 Yjfs?
>>537053025We have jobs.
>>537053025Why rush to 60 when this server is gonna be around for years?
Retpaladin main here please... I can't find any healers... please...
The aforementioned "Branded lvl 60" everyone I kneel
>>537053535I enjoy classes the most at max level. It's easy to gather resources right now to make money, I need money for RP props.
>>537047445are BGs still popping on nord? I might switch back10-19 is a ton of fun on ambershire but I accidentally leveled like a retard and don't wanna do 20-29 or remake...
>>537053684That's some chat gpt profile, that's an instant no from me.
>>537053751I queue at lvl 40 and find other retard doing the same in the other faction, it's peak funserver
>>537053830wow 40-49? now i'm sad I had the perfect paladin setup for 40-49 about 3 months ago but there was like 1 BG pop a day so I leveled.
>>537053684If you were for sale id put you to work as like a work animal cause you would be too dumb to toil the fields probably
>>537053684>em dasheschatgpt brownoid spotted
It's fucking over. Remove them from next OP.
>>537053751i got a good amount of BGs from 10-19 more than i thought i would get
>>537054008you can battleground all day with very little downtime at any bracket currently, it gives a lot of xp too
>>537053580Fuck.. I should've been a priest. The tank queues aren't even instant.
>>537054491>>537054491>>537054491>>537054491
>>537054563ohnononono FMC xisters we'll never clear reworked onyxia
>>537053580I should get back to tanking on Ambie and take my healslut with me for ez queue spam, kick out any retardin and furrywarrior while I am at it.
>>537054347Well I'm a bit discouraged because I was almost full bis and really in the mood to just chain BG but I was a dumbass and decided to turn off my exp after maxing out the bar to 19.I also noticed there's far less games going on in the 20-29 bracket to the point people were begging others to queue in world chat, this isn't a problem for 10-19 and I'm just not in the mood to do slow and steady for the next 9 lvls + chain grind dungeons to regear again.
>>537055045I don't get what discourage you, twinking doesn't even give you anything, it's just for fun, what? I was talking about Ambershire just in case, as you were talking about sum "3 months ago"
>>537056160I disagree
>>537056160>Grim Reaches>their new zone in wetlandsthese are the same things
>>537050592kill it
>>537037390>they might as well just do it at this pointThis. It just removes a balance pain point and the need to have shaman and pally parity. The other solution would be to nerf both classes to pure roleplay so they're both equally shit.
>>536973901Darkshore is the goat. Not only are there a bunch of quests, the quests are all from one spot, and the mobs are spread out instead of grouped, the mobs are feel better tuned than the lower level ones in Loch Modan. Maybe a Turtle specific issue. Thanks for mentioning it o/
