>The Deep of Night announced, coming september 11thhttps://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1961066321329652193>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1021>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Everdark Nightlords informationhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg >Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>537003691
on my way to depth 5
he was a guardianshe was a reclusecan I make anymore obvious?
humble depth 3 enjoyer ama
>>537066882WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!
>>537066231sneed isnt in my recently played with list so either some one sided blocking going on or just an actual real error
>>537066935He should spank her.
>>537066935you thought this was such a genius and amazing post you had to post it twice? wtf is wrong with guardian mains?
>>537066730are these teams meta?
>>537067067I have literally only seen Sneed do this. But I have seen one other person (Andy Graves/John Souls/Woomy/Alex) queue up with impossible relics (multiple same-category effects in one relic)I think I've seen a couple other sussy relics but my rule of thumb is if it's not literally impossible then I won't waste brainpower on it.
>>537066935Recluse literally massacred his entire flock and this cuck turns around and simps for her. Wylder wouldn't have done this btw.
>>537067263She's the only one with milkers big enough to repopulate the flock
>>537066460Oooorah I can feel my 1980s dark fantasy strength returning to me with such sincere compliments ..l.
2/3 heolster (again)
>>537067189
>>537067097>>537066730>wylder eye guardiantwo bros but iron menial made them bring their retarded little brother
It bothers me having nonhumans speak perfect english. I realize it's extremely pedantic, but the lack of lips and such should make speech patterns very different, unless an animal is freakishly good at vocal mimicry like the lyrebird.Basically what I'm saying is that it would be funny if Guardian squawked a lot.
Why do people say birdman is low damage
>>537068056Because he is?
2/3 heolster
>30 minutes no matchfuck it, nevermind. I'll just play with randos or solo.
>>537068056lv15 wylder - 50 strength / 40 dexteritylv15 guardian - 39 strength / 29 dexterityis not rocket surgery
>>537068056Because his entire gimmick is playing defensively and if you play him offensively then he's just objectively worse than Raider
My opinion of how each class will perform from worst to best:>Classes that will suck in the depthsGuardian: Terrible roll frames, can't block inflated strength attacks or elemental attacks, low damage output.Raider: Poor roll frames, slow colossal weapon moveset, however better damage and survivability than guardian because of character skill.>Classes that will be ok in the depthsDuchess: Great dodge but will run into fp issues in the depths, improves team dps using her skill but doesn't add much dps herself (once out of fp). Strong if the rest of the team is strong but mediocre otherwise.Revenant: Also more likely to run out of fp because of increased enemy hp, summons will be even worse, however ultimate guarantees 15s of survival regardless of enemy damage and incantation pool ensures availability of all nightlord weakness elements. Much stronger in triple revenant scenarios but those are rare.Recluse: Great dodge and can recover fp slowly, good damage and decent ultimate for the entire team. Can win fights of endurance unlike the other two casters.>Classes that will be great in the depthsWylder: Good moveset, damage, loot pool, and survivability all around, no major weaknesses.Executor: Deflects don't care about enemy damage and bleed/frost don't care about bloated hp pools, however ultimate will probably be completely useless.Ironeye: Best dodge in the game and can consistently deal damage from a safe distance, highly likely to survive everything even if dps is low.
>>537067243>literally impossible check out that last relic lol
>>537068428I honestly thought we got past all this character choices matter and where just shitposting apart from guardian being shot
>>537065507My understanding is that killing Heolstor once just means somebody else will be made priestess and Duchess is free, as the Iron Menial encourages Wylder to do what he will do, and he wouldn't do that if it meant prolonging the Night. He questions loyalty to the cause with various characters.
gg wylder and wylderSorry for the libra deaths I kept getting frame trapped and falling for shit I really shouldn't have.
>>537068428my opinion is that all squishy characters will be 3bar on the ground immediately
>>537069052gg was blasphemous our only aoe
>>537069171I grabbed a waves of darkness sword near the end but it really didn't work so well.
>>537069052>>537069171GG Lion KnightsI got death poker but good luck trying to hit the R2
>>537069059>all squishy characters will be 3bar on the ground immediatelywrong. ironeye won't be 3bar until you get to nightlord and he actually has to play the game
>>537068892No he become the soul for hoelstors vessel via nox mimic magic so that the night will be reborn and his sister and him will be back together at the roundtable hold since the nightfarers can’t leave until the night is stopped. Once the night is stopped the roundtable will vanish and the duchess is irrevocably linked to the fate of the roundtable.It’s basically the plot of endless eight
>>537068389But raider is a better tank with retaliate so...
>>537069059Definitely not - they have ranged tools. Raiders and Wylders are going to be a serious liability though and I genuinely do not know how I'll handle Raider when I enjoy trading so much.
>>537069465>so that the night will be reborn and his sister and him will be back together at the roundtable hold since the nightfarers can’t leave until the night is stoppedBut if he's now Heolstor, why would he respawn at the Roundtable Hold? We only respawn for gameplay reasons. Story Wylder, wouldn't he be the new Heolstor? >Once the night is stopped the roundtable will vanish and the duchess is irrevocably linked to the fate of the roundtable.No I know all that, hence Wylder wanting to become the new Nightlord.
>>537069059Squishies already get one shot by everything. Their mains have learned to avoid getting hit in the first place. Guardians who love to block and raiders who love to trade blows will suffer far more.
>>537069465>he become the soul for hoelstors vessel via nox mimic magic so that the night will be reborn and his sister and him will be back togetherbullshit, he knows they won't be back together no matter what, his purpose was just to free her all along
>>537069883Tell that to my Ironeye and Recluses who keep 3 barring to the nightlord.
>>537069939Randoms suck at the game. Ergites would never.
Depths is severely overestimating the player base. From fans are casuals who can't handle combo systems or weapon swaps in real action games. They might beat iwbtg or meat boy, but that's because they can die infinitely.
>>537069768Hoelstor is hoelstor, nox mimic magic just makes it so the night continues. The nightfarers have been through this song and dance countless times to the point they can’t even remember their past or relationships.>>537069926Duchess can’t be free, only in an endless loop or dead via roundtable going away. Wylder wants to live his summer vacation with her forever
>>537067189>>537067669I think top Miquella is better.https://files.catbox.moe/re9hzz.mp4
>>537070305depths nerf soon
>pick up item>try to jump a small gap>jump doesn't happen because pickup animation hasn't finished playing>fall down and diethanks miyazaki.
>>537070305If we had a combo system or weapon swap depts wouldn't just be attack numbers and health numbers multiplied by other number
>>537070329>Hoelstor is hoelstor, nox mimic magic just makes it so the night continues. The nightfarers have been through this song and dance countless times to the point they can’t even remember their past or relationships.We'll have to agree to disagree anon. I thought it was quite apparent Wylder becomes the new Heolstor, Wylder willing to become the Nightlord so that Duchess may be free, as a new Night begins. The Iron Menial is key to this, as he only exists to help the Nightfarers end the night, and encourages Wylder.
Players following my pings and calls has made me more confident irl. I didn't know people will just let you take charge.
>>537071013>ignoring libra - the one pulling the stringsThis post was typed by the GOAT
>>537070305The writeup does mention "high-difficulty challenge mode" multiple times so they know the actual audience for this mode. People will still complain it's too hard though
>>537070979Even with the current system they could do improved AI, more enemies, harder enemy placement, more random events, anything besides just inflated numbers. But this is fromslop we're talking about.
If you don't always make it so you and Libra fight at full strength you're a pussy ass faggot.
2/3 goat and/or dragon
>duchess + recluseoh boy I sure do love being on revive duty the entire run
might be poggers on exec, idk
>>537068437what an absolute retard
>2/3 of the shittiest everdarks >erg is queueing this for some reason
>>537071431if you pick full strength youre going on the blocklist
>>537072021I'd run it
ED Libra is miserable with randoms. I actually can't believe they didn't nerf him.
>>537072305moments before 3bar
>Wylder sharpening his sword in the roundtable
>>537072305I really like dawn Rev's hair. Wish we could take the head piece off so it's not so hidden.
>bloated damage numbers will become even more bloatedthrilling, F team banger incoming
>>537072393They probably will whenever they get around to the next patch. Caligo still kills herself too and that certainly isn't intended.
>>537072751they still haven't fixed that?wtf are they doing?also, bosses not dropping rewards bug is still there
damn sry bout that ran out of fp too soon
>>537072134it truly boggles the mind as to why someone would cheat in a pve game>>537072272i sure as shit am not, hell i even uninstalled. maybe I'll come back the day before silksong but until then i am not queuing this garbage again
>>537072939The last patch was in the middle of ED Caligo's first run, so there hasn't been anything since ED Libra's first run either. In fact, it was specifically that patch which hyperbuffed Libra into what he is now.
>>537072289
>>537072751I hope they do, because I'm looking forward to the Depths a bitRight now the disparity between day 1/2 and EDs is an ocean. And then ED Libra feels even further apart. Imagine rolling this shit blind on a Depths run
>>537072393Good. What the fuck. Don't be a fag.
GG Rev and Ironeye GigalibraWhen no weapon got me, I know Treespear got me, Do I hear an Amen
Crazy how easy the normal bosses feel after doing nothing but ED's.GG duchess and wylder.
Hello, ladies... sorry to say it, but this Guardian is officially signing off to roost for the night... if you didn't get a chance to see me and my lance in action, well... there's always tomorrow... 'til then, stay sweet babes...
>>537073820gg big goat
>>537068428Actually balanced and well thought out except Execs ult will still be useful as a healslut tool and for big groups (maybe) but will get you killed more so against what usually gives it trouble already (hard hitters and big aoeslop attacks) best to use it to healslut self or allies then try and get the spike L2 off asap.
>>537073820how did you get something +2?
total hornsent death
>>537074746Crater event, if you complete the maze you get rewarded with the ability to forge any weapon in your inventory into a legendary one (except legendary ones)
>>537068428>the only two classes with ways to increase team absorption/decrease enemy damage will suck in the depths
>>537067189>>537067669You have got to drop a tutorial on how you generate these
>>537074978>coping raidlet
>>537072603A dull blade, but heavy.
I messed the phase 1 up, he should have staggered during itgg
>>537072603With how rusty it is it should inflict bleed by default
>>537074978People think ED Gladius does "oneshots" so you can't expect anyone to understand how to stack negation for depths either.
q goat ... 1/3 ...
I hate goat
>>537074443You useless PIGEON
I queued both everdarks with erg and got goat 3 times in a row
>>537067078Dravidians don’t have overly complicated thought processes.>>537067263Hit the nail on the head. >>537071404Yup.
>Less Likely to Be Targetedgg goat
i wish that pvp wasn't dead. i doubt that anybody would host a pc tarnished edition fc.
>>537076537I avoid Caligo because fags like to force mountaintop easy mode and it makes the fight a joke.
>>537076579kissing tenor posters on the lips
>>537076537caligo is buggedlibra may be shit but he at least functions
>>537068892>>537069465>>537069768>>537069926>>537070329>>537071013I mean it’s a neat fan theory/head canon and all but until you substantiate it with facts and evidence (you won’t) that’s all it will remain as I’m afraid so yeah.
>>537076637Kill yourself or get back in containment freak
>>537076637id join and parry all you homos
>>537076579Was this supposed to be a gif that you fucked up saving
easy giga libra my balls.still dislike ed libra, and think normal libra is way harder
>>537076008He can and does one-shot squishes, though. Hell I've nearly been one shot on Exec. My Ironeye only survives because I run 2x Vigor +3 and Dark Night of the Fathom on my holy setup. Everything else (for squishes) is dmg negation luck drops, and +10/15% HP increase at loot orbs.
me when i delete a condemned with a point blank flame of frenzy
>>537068428>Raider: Poor roll frameswait, I know that some characters have different rolls animation but I thought Wylder, Ironeye, Executor, Revenant and Raider had the same roll animations iframes?where can I see all these stats, is it in (OP)?
>queue into goat>rev scoops up the chest in the first church we go to while we fight the boss>she doesn't go to the gaol right next to us>'weird, must've not gotten a key from that chest. oh well.">go to a fort also right next door and watch Rev scoop up two keys from one chest there>I ping the gaol>she leaves the gamewell, at least I'll never have to play with them again.
>>537076637>pc tarnished edition fc>payed DLC that gives... generic weapons, armor and starter classes with metaslop minmaxed statsNo shit it'll be dead.
>>537077152pspspspspsps
what damage type are libra's spells?
I'm the #1 ranked Elden Ring PVP'er on ERG, and one of the best in the world. Ask me anything.
>>537077225duel me right now faggot
>>537077218holy
>>537076924eat a dick>>537076978it'd be a sad 2/4 lobby>>537077152kill yourself>>537077176it's paid, not payed. also they'd better give that shit away for free. nobody is paying for horse armor.
>>537077225>PvPNo one cares tranny.
>>537077172People who snipe the chests and then don't ping their key or a gaol are worse than dead weight
>>537077172typical revtroon behavior unfortunately
>>537077325seething troon post
>>537077167His whole post reaks of newfaggotry. He probably thinks big = slow
>>537077325>gear with minmaxed PVP stats>also they'd better give that shit away for free
>>537077167I was under the impression his roll had one less iframe but I'm not sure where I got that from. Everything I'm looking up now says it's the same as the other standard dodge rolls.
>>537077325>obody is paying for horse armor.kek
>>537077172I wonder if he was snatching them up to specifically not do gaols because he thinks it's a stupid meta or something.
>>537076537Libra's the only fight with some uncertainty. Of course we're all doing it.
>>537078163Apparently there was someone here doing this. I can't fathom being that bitter and annoying about it. If you don't want to do gaols then use your pings.
That deathblight resistance relic will become top tier if you get a deep relic with "Build deathblight when hit"
>>537078410No?
>>537078410Most characters have pretty high natural deathblight resist, and that specific curse actually does less status buildup than the other status curses do. I don't think you need to worry about it, if you're getting hit enough to proc deathblight then you were going to die anyway.
>>537075267do you have an amd card or nvidea? nvidea cards seem to have it simpler but since i don't have one i can't describe it so you'd have to google comfyui tutorial and just follow that. i can write a little guide for installing comfyui for amd cards and maybe general tips if you want though
>>537078731Leave me alone troon
>>537077079Cute fan art cope, but this is what you losers canonically are often seen doing.
>>537079020you asked?
>>537073820Why is a gold weapon +2? I thought using the crater to make something gold rarity automatically makes it +3?
>>537073159>still here seething in the thread after rage uninstalling kek
Give it to me str8. I'm never beating everdark libra with randoms on the piss5 am I? Shouldn't have given little boy my Vyke spear desu...
>>537079210blue purple orange disparity from crater
>>537079570i think i beat him twice with randos on the ps5. first time was after 32 tries. we all had the blasphemous blade.literally everything has to line up.
>>537079570I was in that position back then, just do runs and pray for Mogh's spear.
>356 runs>156 winsI really don't know if playing exclusively with random on PSN is truly that bad, or I'm just that awful at the game, but lately I can't even beat normal varients to nightlords. I'm having zero confidence in Depths being even playable at the moment.
>>537079570You can totally do it. It just won't be a fun process.
>>537079928i think the spear is a trap cuz it looks you i to the animation while libra summons the pillarsrivers of blood does the job pretty well, also vykes spear, blasphemous blade, morgotts sword and sacred relic
>>537077039idk it's been sitting in my folder since 2017
GG Wildeye. That comeback gave me a throbbing erection.
>>537079348huh? what am i seething about? i beat libra and caligo once yesterday and then i uninstalled, the fights are boring and not funyou sound confused
>perfect madness lock into all 4 legs of the wall attack slam attack at the endyou didn't let me take arcane ...!!!
>>537066730People who are picking Ironeye for Libra boils my blood. I want to gut them in real life.
>>537079210white to gold > +3blue to gold > +2purple to gold > +1the number doesn't denote rarity, but rather how many ranks above its base rarity it is (how many "times" it has been upgraded)
>>537080464*ironjar jar cannons your path*
>>537080306well played, impromptu duo is best duo
>>537080484>these legsI WANT TO COMMIT A CRIME
>>537080464The fight is absolute horseshit, Anon. Can't really blame people that FromSoft designed Libra to be absolute cancer.
>>537076894The evidence is that the Iron Menial is dedicated to slaying the Nightlord. If it's a neverending continuous night, the Iron Menial is then lying to us and straight up acting to a degree that hamstrings any emotionality of any part of Nightreign's story. If it's a new night, with Wylder as Heolstor, then it's a new Roundtable with a new priestess and Iron Menial with new memories.
>>537080306>throbbing erectionkys degenerate scumbag
>>537078731I have a nvidia card, i thought civit ai was the best though?>>537079082Wasn't me
>>537079570i did it 3 or 4 times with randoms + 1 solo guardian on penis5
>>537080484>perfect breasts>stick legsi feel the need to shoot somebody
this gennie really needs to die
>>537080651dying is dsg gennie culture thoughbeit
>>537080435gg goat
>>537080484Milkers made to repopulate the flock
>>537080651No you need to die painfully and horribly
>>537069059How are Depth 4 & 5 endless? Shouldn't depth 4 lead TO 5?
>>537080312Why are you still here if you don't plan on playing until shillsong? Do you still play base ER and its 3 year old PvE or it's terrible PvP?
gg triple Wylder vs super Wylder, that was a fun lobby
>>537077645even though i'm an unbothered aryan male>>537077797the gear could absolute dogshit for all we know
>Keep coming back and trying pic related>Feels like complete shit and a total antithesis to everything the game represents, every single timeI don't think I've ever seen a mechanically worse designed character for a game in my life.
>>537081048It's entirely because shield combat in Souls is boring.
>>537081048Guardian has a cursed loot table.Some runs you get nothing but guard counter kino, other times for some fucking reason you see every weapon but halberds and shields.
>>537078163Cope or shit bait because if you just didn't want to bother with a strat you wouldn't have left the game
Apologies to my fellow Wylders. I jobbed hard on the final boss
>>537080484>Uglier face and worse legs than Goddess (Duchess) holy mogged
>>537080959Not him, but I booted up base Elden Ring the last couple of days, and other than wanting to constantly surge sprint, the gameplay experience is so much better than Nightreign in more ways than not. ADHD zooming is ultimately a detriment to the back and forth the core game has.
>>537080959i have over 500 hours in nightreign, it's all I've been playing since it released. caligo and libra are shitty EDs and they got rotated too soon, so I dont wish to fight them again. not that hard to understand is it?i will post here whenever i please and there is nothing you can do about it
>>537081048Guard counters are fundamentally broken as a mechanic for anything but his halberds because of pushback, so if he doesn't get lucky he just does absolutely nothing. His skill being useless in 95% of the boss fights is also brutal.
>>537081202Christ
>>537081093Shield combat in Elden Ring is fucking amazing. The difference is that your weapons don't hit like a wet noodle in base Elden Ring, and you don't have to be forced into fat rolling.
>>537080620civitai is primarily a website for downloading ai models. it has it's own generation online which is fine but it costs credits and you can't do it endlessly. all good online services use credits for generation and want you to pay money but if you have a decent card you can generate stuff locally on your own machine for free. it's easier to do on nvidea cards since ai tools are typically designed around nvidea software. there's a little bit of a process to set it up though.
You guys need us, even if you won't admit it.
>>537080976>>537081190ggs wylders its ok wylder
>>537081496>Shield combat in Elden Ring is fucking amazingI'm sorry but I can never agree with that. Holding a greatshield up and watching the 15 foot gargoyle be unable to cut us down is patently silly every single time.
>>537081224ER's core combat is not designed for the tempo I agree. Things like the ult and character skills systems help with that, I would miss climbing in ER but that would make Torrent redundant just like surge sprint. I'm not arguing which is better, just curious why this guy who seems to have discarded NR as if it's trash off his hard drive is still here. >>537081428>buck broken so hard by Libra xhe rage uninstalls kino
>>537081142>if you didn't want to play then you wouldn't have leftYour post makes zero sense. The guy possibly had a grudge against the strat and trolled a game by taking keys and leaving. I have no idea what you're trying to argue against and I'm not the guy in question.
>>537081595>Recluse is legit OP, just boring as fuck to play once you get it out of your system>Revenant is entirely RNG dependant, so it becomes hard to focus in on a relic build with her>Guardian literally represents everything you DON'T want in a MP Co-op game where you are racing against a clock
triple guardian against libra anyone?
>>537080435>reddit team
>>537081720i just told you i won against him yesterday and i had won the majority of my libra runs when he came outyou're just a coping moron who can't read
All bosses 1/3
Executor and Raider are basically the same character
>>537081782How is Recluse not RNG-dependent? Her damage is entirely based on good spell drops. The cocktail system is just cosmetic flavouring. >>537081925I-I won! Nevermind I uninstall like a woman! kino
>>537081595guardian is mogged by almost every other bird in existence holy shit why didn't they give him a cool design.
>>537066935
>>537082073i've never seen a more disappointed living being in my life
>>537082043you can win and still think the fight is dogshit pray tell, what skill is there to libra besides spamming whatever best aoe you have to kill the condemned?
>>537082073this is why you use the darkness skinor the soulsslop that just covers his face
>>537082073Most of those look goofy and get mogged by Eagles though.
>>537082043>Her damage is entirely based on good spell drops.Spells are much more reliable. When you pick up a spell, you can be confident that it will convert FP into magic damage at a reasonable rate. Incantations have to worry about four different damage types which may or may not be useful, a gajillion buffs that probably won't help you, meme-tier support spells that do nothing like darkness, rejection and shadow bait. Not to say that they're all bad, just that incantations are very varied while sorceries are more consistent. 8wsjx
>>537081496No, it really, really sucks. It costs way more stamina per block, and you'll realize dodging is still the better option overall. Guardian with his shield guard is unironically somewhat better.
>>537082073Now THIS is shitposting, jesus christ. 10/10. All of those look stupider or more feminine than Guardian. Pic especially related.
>>537082395ey don't be hatin on the dinosaur nigga
>>537082395>colourful=feminineYou know that the more colourful birds are MALE right? To attract mates? It's the plain coloured birds that are female, which means that Guardian is basically the bird equivalent of a sissy.
>>537081048>Guardian>Tank>gameplay based around Shield and Stamina>"Alright, I'll protect the team with my shield!">*broken guard sound effect* and stamina decreased to 0>anon :"Bro, you need to use the special guard stance.">me :"I did.">anon :"Nevermind, I forgot that this character is meme tier."I think they are scared to make shield good since the Radahn dlc fight.
>>537082551We're not playing a bird mating simulator use your fucking brain dude jesus christ.>>537082480On its own, that's fine. Playing as him? With that stupid fucking hairdo? Nobody would take it seriously. This such a non-discussion.
>>537082667i will only play guardian with that hairdo
>>537082552That's not even the worst part, you can get guard bost passives, turtle necks and +2 starter shield to cope wit that, but the chip damage is the actual Guardian killer.
>>537082073Did you know puffins shed their colorful beak after mating?
>>537082395>>537082480Yeah, those Cassowaries (dinosaur niggas) will straight up murder you if they're protecting their chicks or in heat.>up to 6ft>up to 60kg>5" long dagger claws>run up to 50kph
>>537082551>guardian gets flustered and horny when he sees the colorful plumage of a male from his flock>starts taking estrogen and doing yogakino and 100% canon.
>>537082073>>537082395>>537082480>>537082203Should've gone with the shoebill
>>537083027dinosaur nigga
>>537082073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE
>>537082043Because she's almost assured to get Crystal Burst, which is a fucking bonkers spell to almost always have.
>>537082073https://youtu.be/OFdK_TBrBGs
>>537082815I saw one at a park in Australia and it kept sticking it's head under a fallen log. It saw me and didn't seem to care, so I went to look at what it was doing and I saw a big ass egg underneath. I slowly backed the fuck away while it stared at me
>>537082073>>537082395>>537082480He should've been an owl instead because owls are cool
>>537081939I'm on ED Libra and Heolster
GG Gigadragon, Exe/Wylder.
Recluse and Duchess are so boring + die in 1 hit
None of you people complaining about how guardian looks would play him even if his character design was changed to something you like so shut the fuck up about him.t. guardian player who thinks he looks cool
Is the console version of this game accidentally bugged on enemy scaling? I'm seeing a lot of reports of people claiming they own both versions, but the PSN ports are almost impossible to get a win in.
>>537083078For real. They're fukken big, too. Up to 5 feet tall.
is electric bubble the auto parry?
>>537081595You struck a nerve, the Recluse main immediately got uppity.
>>537083502Remove his retarded wings from non bird skins. Tired of Solaire having wings for no reason
>>537083502bird bird bird bird
>>537083078>>537083525They also eat baby crocodiles
>>537083502I would still hate him because hes voiced by a jeet and he's a fucking dogshit useless class literal net negative to the team
>>537083502I'd play him more if he weren't furry-adjacent and had a non-jeet VA.
>>537083027>>537083525>They're severely mentally retarded
>>537083502I think he looks alright, for a bird character. They pulled it off pretty well without being too goofy but I just hate seeing his giant bird feet while sprinting. It looks so goofy.>>537083609Where do I get skins?
>>537083502I don't hate him but playing him after Revenant feels weird because it feels like he takes up half your screen.
>>537080624I'm not you anon
>>537083267Good move, anon. It probably wouldn't kill you, but it'd charge you and give you a kick.
>>537083815Well he's got a tiny brain. Apparently one in captivity would bow to people if they bowed first and wouldn't allow anyone to touch it unless they bowed first. So it wasn't just mirroring the behavior back at people like a parrot repeating noises.
>>537083267Kicked by a giant fucking Raptor foot
>>537083525They also gun you down with an ak if you get too close.>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/seskqQWU99U
>>537083502based birdGAWD
>>537084107>It probably wouldn't kill youI've seen a video of a chicken killing a man. Slashed right through his arteries with talons and he bled out. I wouldn't fuck around with any large birds, even the smaller ones can kill you.
>>537084263To be fair there's only been 2 recorded deaths (although around 150 attacks). One was a young boy in Aus like 100 years ago who got this throat slashed. The other was in Florida only recently and it was an old fella who got stomped to death.Ostriches are more dangerous over all.Our Emus aren't so dangerous but they're pants on head retarded and run into cars doing 110kph cause they wanna race them.
im glad no one pings on erg. gives me practice for randos
>>537084241>ah yes i sure love living in australia where stepping outside will have a chance of me dying to wildlife>shit it can even happen while at homewhy are aussies like this
>>537083442gg
>>537084512It's not that bad, honestly.If you're in the north you gotta be wary of crocs, but just don't go into croc waters.If you're in the ocean gotta be wary of sharks, but just don't go in the ocean?If you're anywhere else gotta be wary of snakes and spiders, but just don't bother them if you see them.
>>537084449was it a random chicken or one of those roosters they have for cock fights in third world countries?
>>537084512>nuuu i am scared of everything like the pussy i amTypical American.
what is THE definitive sissy class in nightreign?
nt boys Im kind of a retard and when I ran out of fp I should have atleast switched to marikas ...
>>537085109Raider
>>537084512baffles me that the cunts that have bears and wolves and cougers and shit are more intimidated by our wildlife.99% of what's dangerous here can be dealt with by a plugger smack the other 1% can just be avoided entirely.
>>537084827Yeah, I think it was a cockfight gone wrong. Dude was trying to grab the chicken and got slashed.
>>537076637>>537077325>>537081010>pvp>in 2025 /erg/lol. lmao even. That pic isn't helping your case either. >the gear could absolute dogshit for all we knowleaks have already started pouring out, the armor is 100% minmax slop for vagabond tryhards and the weapons will probably introduce more overtuned garbage for the nintendies and shitters alikeThe most you're getting is a 2/4 lobby after some pity matches for old time's sake
>>537084718>don't bother if you see them and what if they show up inside your house? i know it happens>>537084906fuck you. i do not want to risk getting poisoned to death because i couldn't see the Giga Rape Venomous Spider Of Hell 4000 crawl on my leg
>>537084906I'd rather be an American living in a land where all of the once threatening and dangerous wildlife live in perpetual fear of me because they've been subjugated, conquered and understand that we humans live atop the biological hierarchy than be an Australian living in some wild hellscape filled with wildlife that see me as their equal because no one's got the stones to stand up and put them in their place. Aussies are fucking cowards. Take 100 Americans and drop them in Australia and they'd have your "dangerous" animals scared to go outside within a decade.
>>537085486If you don't notice something on your leg, you deserve to die.
>>537085539>they'd have your "dangerous" animals scared to go outside within a decade.considering what the (((americans))) do to our countryland in the name of industrialism, I'd be scared to go outside too
>>537085765his ass does NOT know how to read
>>537085860it's a picture book
Why can't I go online?
mask onfuck itmask off
>>537084107>>537084263That's why I backed away and left him (her?) to his business.>>537084512Shoebills live in Africa so it's not a problem for aussies.>>537085486There's dangerous snakes and spiders pretty much everywhere. Spiders especially. You might have one that could kill you in your home *right now*
>>537085317Did it still have the razor blades on it's feet? They do that with cockfighting birds
you guys should watch kingdom of heaven it's a pretty good moviealso, slopreign
>>537085909>>537085860>they don't know about Depths Raider
ggs caligoat
>>537086216Maybe. I'd have to find the video and check.
>>537085486>and what if they show up inside your house? i know it happensUsually usher them out with a broom. Depends. Creepy crawlies like wolf spiders or huntsmen you just pick them up and walk them outside. Redbacks are usually a kill on sight thing cause they lay so many eggs and are somewhat venemous to the young or very old. It'd be rare to see a (dangerous) snake in a house, but they can get into your garage or gardens. Just scare them off with a broom, or if they won't leave, whack them with a shovel and chop off their head.They're more scared of you - you're not their prey so they don't think about attacking you unless you bother them.>>537086042>That's why I backed away and left him (her?) to his businessHim. The males rear the chicks.>You might have one that could kill you in your home *right now*I am legit like 5ft away from a spider right now, and that's just the one I can see. At home I get families of wolf spiders living around my pool. Scoop dozens of the hairy little buggers out of the pool every week.
>>537086276I haven't sat down to watch a movie in 5 years.I don't like them.
>>537086276you've taught me a lot about religion your eminence
>>537086937you're a fucking retard
Gigagoat down. GG Rev/Raider.
>>537086937revtroon looks like that?!
>>537086276>you guys should watch kingdom of heavenOnly if it is the Director's Cut. Legit, entirely re-contextualizes the film. Highly recommend it.
>>537086276I don't want to watch alt-right propaganda spreading hatred for islam.
>>537087413yeah that's the version i watched, 3 hours of kino>>537087519ok ahmed, here swallow some bacon grease
>>537087661Man AI is pretty incredible.
>>537087140I just don't want niggers and other jew propaganda shown to me.I only watch anime and you're not going to convince me to watch anything else.
>>537087735crazy how that only takes like one minute to generate and my card is a few years old
is depths mode random matchmaking only?
>>537087845yes
>>537087797there are plenty of movies without all that shit. you're a genuine fucking retard if you think every single one ever made is slopaganda
>>537087413Yeah it does. I can't believe the theatrical cut didn't include that the priest at the beginning is his fucking brother.>>537086727Oh cool. I didn't know that about the males. God damn wolf spiders can be a nuisance. I gotta check any shoes or laundry I haven't worn in a while ever since I had a big one fall out of my boot as I grabbed it to wear one winter.
>>537087837Mind having her sit on a bench like the one at the Hold?
Taking a break from Guardian and taking a smoll nostalgia trip on Elden Ring coopGame feels so different after playing NR for so long
>>537087519>I don't want to watch alt-right propaganda spreading hatred for islam.You really don't understand the themes of the film if you think it's to do with spreading hate for any one religion. It's straight up a commentary on the nature of human is to war, all we need is an excuse.
>>537087661>behind-the-neck incline barbell shoulder presswhat muscle does this isolate
>>537087519Bruh it's about Saladin and the Muslims capturing Jerusalem
>>537087909>that the priest at the beginning is his fucking brother.And a heap of stuff with Sibylla and her son is cut too. Just so much missing context.Oh, and how Balian is a fucking combat engineer which is why he's the best man for the job of defending a castle. Just never mentioned in the Theatrical.
>>537088196>>537088047>>537087909any other christian crusader kinos?
>>537087909>God damn wolf spiders can be a nuisanceYeah, but I do have a soft spot for them. They eat cockroaches so I know I'm gonna have no trouble from them if there's Wolfies around my house.
I spent ALL day walking around. I am so tired. Vacations are just people walking forever. It also rained so hard and I spent all day soaking wet. It was like Nightreign when your leader keeps going back into the rain and you go with him because you’re a good girl and don’t want to leave leader-kun alone. >>537087661Literally me trying to work out.
>>537087182gg
>>537088352did your hrtitties poke thru your shirt from the rain?
>>537088047>You really don't understand the themes of the film that you haven't seenNO SHIT SHERLOCK?????
This is actually kind of good, ngl
>>537085109Ironeye
>>537088470then don't have opinions on it you fucking troglodyte
>>537088531>you're not allowed to have an opinion on something you don't know!!111!!OH I'M SORRY I THOUGHT I WAS IN AMERICA, AM I NOT IN THE US?
heolster + libra 2/3
>>537088507CEkino
>>537088507Love me Raider relics
>>537086276They should watch Excalibur instead.
>>537088608you're so dumb it's insane. you've got me cracking up at your silly posts
>>537088460Yes. My nipples poked through my bra and dress.
>>537088653permanent slot 1 when I rolled this
>>537088697can I call you mommy and suck on your tits even though you're a tranny?
>>537085109Revenat or Recluse
>>537087943sure. also i exaggerated it took more like three minutes to gen because i use such a huge resolution and high sample count for these
>>537088298>any other christian crusader kinos?Yup. Although not specifically Crusader all the time, but adjacent.>Ironclad: Crusader vets returning home to England to fight against King John. Just fucking slaps all the way from start to finish. James Purefoy kills it as Thomas the Knight Templar.>Season of the Witch: Crusaders take on a mission to transport a woman accused of witchraft to an abbey to be sanctified. Nic Cage is in this and it's great.>Black Death: During the black plague a knight (played by mother fucking Sean Bean) leads survivors on a hunt for a necromancer who caused the plague. It's very very violent.>13th Warrior: Loose adaptation of Beowulf mixed with actual historical accounts of Ahmad ibn Fadlan's encounter with russian vikings in the 10th century. Just a great film for blokes. Antonio Banderas plays an arab. Can't miss this one.
>>537088880Shit. Man that's great. Many thanks. I dunno why artists are so up in arms about this technology. Train an AI to draw like you, then go over it with touch ups i.e. the strings there fading into nothing. 3 goddamn minutes, goodness gracious.
>>537088802Yes of course sweetie. Come here and let me cradle you.
>>537089071For the same reason you wouldn't want an AI to play video games for you.
>>537089141That's an excellent point. I have some things to say but this is the Elden Ring thread.
I wonder how rare shifting earth will be in depths. I hope we don't go back to launch day rates where it basically doesn't exist outside of the guaranteed first-clear shifts.
If the DLC is just new Nightfarers and not a new map I'm gonna punch Ishizaki.
>>537089581>new mapoutside of shifting earth i'm not sure they'll ever add a new map
>>537089581It seems like it's just an extra shifting earth, but I haven't been following datamines too closely
>>537089256It's already tough for artists to get a job...
>>537089618>24 USD for new characters and a new shifting earth>Artorias of the Abyss was 20 bucks>Each DS3 dlc was 20 bucks>Ditto DS2>No new map
>>537089419I don't have any hard numbers but I feel like it's pretty common, I don't think it's 50% like the seeds but it's up there
>>537089796it's 15 USD
>>537089094thank you... I love revenants so much
>>537089581they just need to add more map seeds and more bosses
>>537089972Oh shit you're right. I guess two new Nightfarers and a shifting earth are about what it should be. Shame.
>>537090075Yeah, this isn't hard, but it's typical of Jap companies.>New weapons/mobs every week.>New bosses every month.>New Nightfarers every 3mo.>New Map every 3mo.
>>537089581You’re not going to do shut pussy faggot bitch shut your bitch ass up and swallow my slop diarrhea like every other retard gaijin in this general
>>537090550Get the FUCK over here. Bratty Ishizaki needs CORRECTION
>Miyazaki>IshizakiWho's the third Zaki?
>>537090550Zachary-sama… please forgive his insolence… we eagerly await your next work of art…!
>>537090725Nigazaki
The Elden Ring film is a guarantee the series is going to see more content. Whether NR will remains to be seen.
>>537069059everyone will 3bar on the ground in higher depths
>>537090846The Elden Ring film is a guaranteed nail in the coffin for the series
>>537077172God i miss when i had a red hot desire to breed yang and her sister
>>537090923Lol. Lmao.
>>537083673Everything eats baby everythings when they get the chance that’s not a surprise
>>537090725we don't talk about zaki the third
Fuck this faggot ass boss its just a waste of an hour and trying to stall for a fucking ultimate to revive is annoying bullshit. You can max your epic dps all day, its always going to running from 7 npcs stalling for an ult if you dont get lucky enough to get perfect aoe spam weapons.
>>537091040SNEETHING
>>537077325>nobody is paying for horse armor.Your faith in ergsloppers is entirely unfounded.
>>537091129I hate it so fucking much
Why are there no vibrant contrasting colors in any game or region?All regions have their shitty color filter where every color is half-mixed, there's never a pure white on screen along with a pure blue and a pure green, there always a piss filter, or a brown filter, or a blue filter (nr), etc..
>>537079968Randoms are unplayable on PC too so yeah im inclined to agree with you
>>537090923FactsBig facts >>537086727Stop spreading misinformation faggot
I'll never forgive Ironeye.
>>537091353"Style" is the answer.
>>537079968Why did you buy this game on niggerstation?
>>537091540please style your games, it's sorely missing it
>>537079968Depths is going to be for the hardest of hardcore who optimize and minmax to the nth degree. If you can't get behind that, then it's not for you. Note, I'm not insulting you. It's just plainly clear that's the type of player who Depths is for.
>>537082815>>537083267>>537084263You’re exaggerating but yes they will attack you if you provoke them. Despite their looks there’s only been 2 recorded deaths and both of them involved the people being down. >>537084454>ourLol.>>537083502Shut your ass up Raj.
>>537088196Yeah! I remember seeing it in theaters and wondering how the fuck he suddenly knew so much about preparing for a seige. Fuck I gotta re-watch it now
>>537088352Where did you go for vacation?
gg goat
>>537082551>>537082887 tguardianjeets not ever recovering from this one LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>537082073>>537082317>>537082395>>537082480>>537083027>>537083282It’s not necessarily the bird that’s boring, it’s just that they went about the most boring possible way of designing him. They could have went for any other bird of prey and it probably would have looked cooler but it wouldn’t fix the core issue.I mean, it’s literally just a bird man. Whoop de fucking doo. Then again, it’s not like they had many other options since he still needs to be able to holds weapons. Overall just a wet fart of a concept.
>>537092278gg
3/2neverbright
2/3everdark
>>537087519hi sludge merchant
You guys do attack the goat in the field no matter what, right? We don't deal with goats.
>>537084718>>537085298>"its not that bad">lists the ways it is that badNo matter how you look at it, Australia definitely stands out in having such a large concentration of dangerous shit. That's not to say other places don't have them too obviously but you're also smaller than most of them and also isolated by the ocean so its further exacerbated on top of that. Anywhere that you need to avoid swimming in the ocean entirely to be safe is pretty out there.
>>537085838it’s not the name of industrialism they’re doing that in albeit >>537085109executroons and it’s not close
>>537092762no. shit rewards.
>>537092762no, I want the mimic head
any gringos in the chat?
>>537092802>>537092823
>>537091002Yeah I guess it's just weird to think about a bird eating a live crocodile. Also even baby crocs have a nasty bite. I think they're mostly threatened by other, older crocodiles.
Any spics in the chat?
>>537092903hola amigo
it's cummy cummy time for daddy?
>>537086276>>537087413>>537087909I actually tried watching it but I saw a black guy in the kings castle and that was annoying so I turned it off. Maybe one day I’ll get around to tolerating it.
>miyzaki started working on Bloodborne directly after Dark Souls 1huh, now marvelous chester makes more sense
>>537092762Eventual greatness is great on the field. also his deals have no downside if he cursed you and someone paid him off. Taking a weapon can be good vs bugs or ice dragon. Only noobs will attack him before letting the team take a deal and if you do that on depths you will probably get blocked.
Does no one here want a Revenant to enter the queue?
>>537093307it's good in ED as well
>>537086937>5 yearsIt's cool, you haven't missed much, trust me
>All these goat dealersGonna give them their own country too I'm sure. Fucking faggots.
>>537086042>You might have one that could kill you in your home *right now*>Bruce thinks shartlandia and his death trap prison continent are the only places in the world nope try again kek
They need to incentivize going back to regular Nightlords. Everdark Sigils are gold because of the gacha roll.
>>537092307I think part of the problem is they couldn't make it look too much like any specific bird from the real world because he's still from a fictional race. Like "why does this bird man from the lands between have the coloration of an American Kestrel?"
>>537087909>I had a big one fall out of my boot as I grabbed it to wear one winter.Ever since I found out as a kid this is how people get killed by Sydney Funnel Webs the most over there I’m always paranoid about checking my shoes too.
>>537093132Probably a Moore
>>537091550to make pcucks like you dilate in agony
damn, sorry i played like shit that game
>>537093458
>>537093875Only trannies play on console tho
>>537093953spiders
>>537089071It’s hardly just artists. Some people just don’t like low effort garbage in general be it art or something else flooding the internet, especially now that the third world is online.
>>537082015In the sense that that they’re both faggots who kiss men? Absolutely.
>>537093378>throw pickno
>>537094086no one cares about any high effort thing i do and there is never a reward for it so why would i do it?
>>537081224this is true>>537081496this is a really dumb thing to say>>537080651this is a /dsg/troon post
>>537094086Turd* world.>>537094247You do artistic things because you enjoy the craft and seeing your efforts result in something. If that's not your bag, then do something else (which you already understand). ezpz.
just saw this on twitter. useful since trying to jump on the hanged guy is cancer
>>537093578Yeah. They're only going to be adding more and more separate queues to the game with depths and new bosses. You can queue for several at a time but it's still going to keep separating the playerbase more and more.
>>537093132I look like that and do that. Also yeah Scott loves his DEI groids unfortunately but it’s still definitely one of his better films (not that that bar is sky high either)
>>537092225Florida. I’m fully decked out in uv resistant cardigans and dresses and hats and umbrella. I’m not going to let the dirty sun molest me with its rays. The goal as always is to return home with the same skin tone as when I left.
>>537092307the osprey and the hawk look the most badassreminds me that i was actually interested in getting into falconry at one point before looking into the absurd amount of training you have to do to ‘rank up’
>get big aoe incantation>libra's summons fucking diewow, hard fight
so the depths schizo was right all along huh
I can't get over how shit people are at Libra. Just fucking attack the Condemned! Attack them! Running does literally nothing, they only get stronger!It's like their brains just short circuit.
>>537091495>Stop spreading misinformation faggotI'm confused. About what exactly?
>>537094363that's true but also complete bullshit. people do art because they get attention and are encouraged to keep pursuing it. there's no value in spending thousands of hours practicing, and hundreds of hours on each project just because. why would you keep doing it for nothing. just like there's no value in talking to people or trying to make friends or get love, this world is an evil quagmire where all effort is wasted and only serves to pull you down further into despair. i have lost all hope and all motivation and all i can do now is spend my time distracting myself and waiting for death
i like throwing rocks
>>537094653Based. Keep your porcelain skin tone in tact so my semen continues to look aesthetic when I douse you. That’s my girl.
>>537091835>Lol.I'm australian you fucking mong, of course I said "our".
>>537092784>Anywhere that you need to avoid swimming in the ocean entirely to be safe is pretty out there.If you're in the water, you're closer to a shark than you are the carpark, that's just how it is. They don't really bother you. Just facts that they're everywhere. We have a resident tiger shark down at the local beach here. We call him Trevor.
>>537094939someone shilled a strat where you run away to 1v1 thembut you can also just get a good ash of war or spell and rape them before they do anything?
why are australians such fucking redditors
>>537095158Hnng. That’s super hot. I’ll rub it on my face and chest and give myself a nice shine.
>>537093132>>537093750>>537094623>I saw a black guy in the kings castleI believe he was a Moor, but as is often the case people mistake the Moors for black africans (sub saharan) when in reality they were north africans and iberians, so swarthy and brown as opposed to tall and dark.
>>537094939>attack dutchess condenmed>they frame perfect tradevwith dagger and do half your health>other condemned snipes you >libra sigil>defeated
>>537095094He missed the mark. You find something you enjoy the labor of enough, and ideally your choice leads to validation, either monetary, social, or both, but something that builds your future. You are correct, nobody spends thousands of hours on an artistic craft just cause. But he is correct in that you HAVE to enjoy the labor, or one ends up in (You)r position.
>>537095351by the time you get done 1v1ing them he'll have summoned another set lmao
>>537095574ai?
damn sry bout that
>>537095124no you love bestiality
>>537096053it's why it's dumb as fuck but I see randoms run around like chickens after the summonsjust AoE and win, one hit on three enemies is better than one large hit on a single guy
pc 2/3 both ED
>>537096134It oki, I didn't had any good weapon art either
I guess there is resistance cap? I ate like 8 madness boluses and got 2 status resist perk and still get madness all the times.
>>537095209Yes anon, I know, I was just pointing out the humor in you being Australian, relax
>>537094939If you don't have good AoE weapons, you really can't fight them fairly.It's a fucking RNG fight, that's why it sucks.
>>537096229yeah it caps at 3 (which is called +2 for some reason)
>>537096234>I was just pointing out the humor in you being AustralianFurry muff. Carry on.
>>537095852enjoyment of labor comes from an association with reward. no one would be lifting heavy rocks for hours on end if it didn't mean they got shelter from it. but there is nothing in life that gives me any reward so it's pointless to do anything.
>>537095094>>537095852I mean the bottom line is no one wants to be forced to look at ugly shit which is what the flood of AI generated works has produced by and large no matter where you go at this point so yeah you don’t need to spend hundreds of hours on whatever just don’t do what’s currently happening
>>537096280wylder, raider and ironeye can just ult
>rev solo>didn't got a single frenzy spell>realize i had "madness causes bursts of frenzy">get madness on purpose>goat gets roasted, contracts madness and fucking dieslol, eat shit goat fucker, you're the worst boss in the game
well, i soloed the game on ps4. i think im done for a bit lol. i never did the ever dark bosses though, i only had access during the free weekends and only did caligo
gg Practice lol
>duo modes exist>duos still queueing for trios
>>537096798I love duos in trios. They’re the only good teammates. You just be nice once and they do stuff for you forever.
>get revived>panic roll out of the summon/libra shitstorm>instantly 1shot again by raider's godrick stompgg, thank you for clutching it
>>537096392>enjoyment of labor comes from an association with rewardThat's what I said. Validation, building your future, socially or monetarily, or both.>but there is nothing in life that gives me any reward so it's pointless to do anything.Yes I know. If you do not enjoy the labor enough to find something to build your future with, then one ends up in (You)r position. We already talked anon.
>>537093957>t. programmer sissy projection
>>537097140it's not that i don't enjoy it but why would i keep doing it when again, and again, and again after trying it doesn't give me anything? even if i liked my job i wouldn't work for free.
>>537096798normgroids need their sigma carrygod, duos lost bigly.
>>537095074Nothing just pulling your leg :)
>>537095094>there's no value in spending thousands of hours practicingWot.
>>537097721>>537097884nice art maddy
>>537098029A smile suits Revenant better.
What I still don't get is how they still haven't bothered banning relic cheaters.How do you feel knowing Depth players are gonna be mostly chink cheaters?What's even the point of this meme "ranked" mode.
>>537098029horrible pairing
>>537098071they dont give a shit about the PC playerbase, japan is a snoystation country
>>537097735Again, we already talked about this. I'm not interested in being your therapist.
Canon btw
>>537098135it's not ship art. they are just being friends...
>>537096495*immediately summons again*
>>537098029Cute.>>537098053She'd only smile with Executor because everybody else wants something from her, body or soul. >>537098135See? Thinking about it in terms of pairing. You just want something from her.
The actual pairing is between me and my sword and enemy to kill
Actually canon btw
>>537097878i've spent six years grinding out art skills, i'm not industry pro level but i'm better than 99% of the population. but for what? there's nothing to do with that knowledge
Anyone got an image of those stat-swapping relics effects? I remember seeing a screenshot of a spreadsheet with them.
>>537098592
>>537097870Struth, he's done me for a gallah. What a larriken.
>>537098653can we complain at fromsoft so they buff wylder's relic? the gain puts us only at B on both int and faith, this is shit
>>537098653new wylder relics are like, i want to play as Duchess but still keep my pilebunker and grapple
>>537098653Thank you kindly, I'll trade you this in return.
>>537098889>every piece of equipment being usable, setting you up for never getting unlucky?>mid
>>537098653>[Executor] Improved Dexterity and Arcane, Reduced Vigorexecutor is going to be a turbo proc machine
>>537034918I missed this. How do they get away with it kek
Does anybody have the picture comparing different classes' rolls?
gg goatfuckers
>>537098135I think it’s one guy who keeps pushing it too lol it’s always the same scribbles art style
>>537099240gg but I guess I expect too much from dragon laser
>>537099327locks you into place too long yea
>>537099070>losing str and dexyou gain too little for what you lose, it's a downgrade if you want to keep using melee weapons which scale more with these two statseven a fucking a revenant will end but being better with her stat spread than us when using anything with str and either int or fth, it's fucked up
>>537099240gg that got pretty hairy
>>537099370sure if you ignore all her other shit stats and that she only gets str
>>537099143I sense some major favoritism going on, wouldn't a single +3 Vigor line cancel out the loss? And wouldn't running both of his stat swap relics cancel out the negatives and give only a net positive stats? Same with birdman if you have 2 lines of vigor +3, which I already do.
>>537099070Nah, Wylder's new relics are the shittiest.You definitely wanna min-max everything since everything one-shots you anyway.
>>537099203this one, or the roll distance one
>>537070476You’re objectively correct. This is the canon and superior personality.
>>537099437Wylder ends up at 40 str, 30 dex, 30 int and 30 fthRevenant gets 52 str, 21 dex, 26 fth and 30 intthe wylder relic is so shit it competes with the meme-tier respec relic that people shit on
>>537099646This one thanks. What's the roll distance one? I thought everybody rolled the same distance.
>>537099646Not him but I would like the roll-distance one please. I know it's not a placebo that Raier doesn't roll as far.
>>537099473You're still spending passive slots on those, and deep relics have a lot of other great effects you can be running.The arcane relic is great, but running alongside the one that removes arcane is a waste.
>>537085765I wish he actually looked like this…
>>537099813Recluse's melee relic is pretty shit too
>>537099869>>537099873
>>537099813Why are they bending the knee to meme trannies? theres no reason to use str rev
>meanwhile raider gets 38 int and 27 arcane at not cost to his strength at allwe win
>>537088352im going to make you soaking wet soon enough again
>>537100048same reason they put shitty DS1 references into DS3 and made soul of cinder as the last boss and keep doing artorias fights, they need their cheap fanservice
>>537099883Unless other deep relic effects are insane, then no I don't think that would be a waste at all, basically net dex, arc, end, and vig.
>>537100219The effects are good but it's rng anyway
depths mode will be very gay desu if it's just damage modifiers
>>537099905Why?
>>537100019I knew it, thanks. Didn't know there was a difference between Rev/Exec/Wylder and Ironeye. Ironeyes mark range obviously is the rightful top of this list.
>the mode where all enemies have crazy hp/damage and require you to minmax is also the only mode where you can use relics to make alternative suboptimal class builds
>release str rev relic as a noob trap>also add this to depths mode
>>537093953Spider propaganda. Eight legs and a lot of ass silk typed that message
>>537100492It's not permanent though
>>537097884They do NOT do that
>>537099813idk wylders stat spread seems way cleaner while also having much better vig and endthe fact you didn't even mention that tells me you're too occupied with seething to look at it objectively
>>537100552Proof?
>>537098212>>537099031(they had sex after this)
>>537099813It's really not bad unless you got terminal autismwormsMight even be meta in a world where you can't pick what you are fighting and need to cover all options
>>537100459honestly the more i learn about this mode the more I dislike it, i hope you are wrong and you can do that in regular mode too.
>>537080484>>537080484BEACH EPISODE
>>537100219There's a lot of good stuff here. Of course, the answer is to simply be lucky and roll everything you want on one relic.
GG LibraBanner is very cool no matter the character.
>>537101068CEkino incoming
>>537100254True but on my regular relic setups I already have a few +3 vigor relic lines already assuming those will affect deep relics (don't see why it wouldn't)
>>537100763feeding baby revenant her 5 gallons of Starlight Juice before the nightlord
>>537101068>boss relic effects like 100 HP on a lineSo I don't even need to use my +3 Vigor relics I could just on paper cancel out the vig loss with 'Increased Maximum HP'
>>537082552>>537082806I must be the only good bird player in all erg
>>537101431You wouldn't have pulled that off, though
Taking just one of these makes the game go from unplayable to easiest shit ever
>>537096667>''Make your choice''>[Revenant looks down at her chest, then to scales, then to the Merchant, breathes in]What's it gonna cost her /erg/?
Do you think miquella ever canonically sucked a penis
>>537101657Or you could just play Duchess instead of relying on RNG.
>>537101657Or you could just play Ironeye instead of relying on RNG.
>>537099646>Reclushitters basically have a mark without cooldown>somehow the worst players>Duchess' first dodge has less frames but no recovery, implying they encourage players to dodge spam instead of playing her like a Bloodborne hunter I hate b-team. Horrible design choices.
>has the exact same bugs as ER from 3 years agohttps://www.reddit.com/r/Nightreign/comments/1n2mz1m/executor_with_40_stacks_of_tenacity/
>>537102324That Recluse data is absolute bullshit.Anyone who actually used her knows that her dodge has way more recovery than any other character's.
>>537098653>>537098653Duchess are so much better than the others its insane imo.>Can make str/dex weapons work better for r1 spam at the cost of reducing mind and making AoW spam harder to pull off#1 you would probably be taking this to make regular attacks of martial weapons more effective anyways which duchess excells at with er perfect dodge skill#2 reduced mind is not that big of a deal, when i buy 4x shards from merchants and pick them up from boxes I often end up with 3-4 extra shards at the end of fights anyways>reduce int, improve fth/mndDuchess has a great cast speed and is perfect for bestial sling spam, not only that but her skill is perfect for restaging it after she stamina dumps with the spell. she will be practically better with faith spells than revenant for much of the game.No one else comes close to getting as much unless the elemental weapons are helped out by fth/int more than i thought.raider >can reduce vigor by 12 to be able to slowly cast sorceries as good as duchess does right now without restage.cool meme but does anything else in his kit synergize with that? not really. maybe it means some str/int weapons will be better on him though.Revenant>reduce FP by like 30% so you get some more Hp and are harder to get 1 shot (you will still get 1 shot unless you stack defenses in depths)>also remember that meme? well now you can pretend you are from reddit as you ask for a carryGuardian>actually, these are also surprisingly good.Executor>lose some HP for... some placebo status build up (lol)Recluse>heres a little extra damage for your spells, hope you are good at FP management because it is going to be hell before the nightlord
>>537102584why are you pretending to know what you're talking about?
>>537102532>coping reclusetroonNot being the shitter allegation xis.
>>537098653>Guardian>Decrease Vigor by 6, Increase mind by 22 and faith by 38What the fuck there's barely any downside and he turns into str/faith caster. >Revenant>Improved STR/Reduce FaithThis is just turning her into meme and nothing worthwhile was added? What's the point? She lacks vigor and endurance.
They should remove these guys from gaols.
>>537101657or you could just get a weapon with Bloodhound's Step and rely on RNG even more
>>537103003>barely any downsideI mean you're still playing guardian...
Gg goat ironeye and wylder. Love this rev set.
>>537103129SHUT UP HE'S GOOD
>>537103016They should remove gaols in general
>>537102173>>537102232>>537103039Heh'd
>>537103129Only reason he is bad/meme right now is he requires too much setup to do well with reflect/counter gimmick or be played as discount raider. With this he'll still have higher hp/stam and ability to spam faith spells and I already play birdjeet irl.
>>537099489That's because Wylder is already busted, the relics are just there to enable meme playstyles.The new charge attack passives that red weapons get are going to make him one of the best characters for the Depths since he tends to get charge-related stuff more often than others.
>>537103247Hell no. Gaols should be more random. The seeds are already repetitive as it is. There should be any type of enemy possible, buffed to be a gaol appropriate boss, for Gaols. It would add variety, spice; "What are we gonna get for this gaol, lads?" And then it's a horde of skeleton snails, or trumpet boys, etc.
>>537103593Wahhh baby. Add more gaols then. I don't care.
>>537103619Man who pissed in your corn flakes.
gg ice cargo.
>>537103775I'm gonna add 4 more gaols just to piss you off
1/3 heolstor and eds Tags: Exhibitionism, NTR, tentacles, vore, piss play, reclussy, bullying, financial domination, hand holding
>>537103003There's a Revenant relic that gives her Vig, End and obviously is a must as well if you want to run str meme Rev.
>>537103390At a minimum you'll need the [Dormant Power helps discover Sacred Seals] effect otherwise you won't find high level seals.
can a cute revvie or reculse pee in my cornflakes?
Heolstor is so kino. That splash of moonlight when he does those attacks is so cool.
>>537102831>no argumentbegone retard
>duchess gets carian royal staff>grabs double devourer's scepter instead as if he's a raider>dies to libra
>>537103803Stop saying gg after every match.
>>537104215probably made the mistake of thinking the skill wasn't trash and could be used as AOE against the condemned
>find perfect staff for nightlord>cant decide what to drop for it>the baboon playing Wylder runs over and picks it up because it offers 1 cast speed and he picked caster relic so staves are his now if he wants them because hes a caster too now and has just as much right to loot goblin over caster gear as anyone!>doesnt even cast it vs nightlord because its blue and he got a purple staff with a worse spell in day 2.>losedepths will break peoples brains
gg boys. libra is a chump
>>537104498I drop frozen armament for peepo and they look at it like it's forbidden technology.
>>537104556Stop saying gg
>>537104498let's be real here, anyone running the meme respec relics isn't making it past depth 3 in the first place
just played with an actual girl in duos so I queued for easymode caligo so she could enjoy the music and go woah dragon, she didnt go down once and proceeded to unga bunga jump L1 perma stagger every boss and dodged basically everythingshe's going to think I'm a shitter now
gg libra
>>537104689FTH Guardian will be the only Guardian that will make it to Depth 5.
>>537104694Wylder makes him easy. Ult gauge +3, then just stop him from putting up his walls. gg.
>>537104819Do guardian mains not realize how retarded they look basically at all times? Especially when they try using incants
>yeah i took exectors + arcane relic, its pretty dope, i do 20% more status build up>yeah now the first status proc takes 2 hits isntead of 3, and the second takes 5 isntead of 6. its lit>the only downside is i get 1 shot by slightly more things but at least i can get a boss up to max status ailment defences before phase 2 now.nice relic fags
>>537105108If you effectively have seppuku enabled at all times for 3 vigor, that sounds like a good deal to me
>>537105108it's 14+ arc, it's going to bleed every single hit.
Is it smart to hoard all my murk for the depth of night patch?
>>537105721translation?
>>537105742I don't think you buy deep relics, but it can't hurt to wait with the update so close.
>too autistic to go under 1 mil murk or 1k everbuck sigilsSaving them for Nightreign 2 of course.
>>537105742no because they are adding Deep Murk that you will have to farm instead
if miquella is a god that means I can get him pregnant by fucking his ass.
>>537105793Don't give up, skeleton!
>>537105795>>537105823I thought they were going to add more relic perks to the regular pool too?
>>537105986there was some unused effects datamined back near launch but I think it's safe to say that's all been scrapped by noweverything that was added in 1.02 is exclusive to depths
I found a secret tech video but I'm not telling any of you about it.
>>537083696>>537083741>>537091835>voiced by a jeet>non-jeet VA>Rajthat's all it is, admit it. How does this trigger you retards so badly when the characters don't even talk in game?
Guys how hard would it be for me to make my own elden ring game
>>537106251i'm eating pbj u want some
>>537106253He also sucks lol
>>537106251Is it how to make the armour break glitch consistent, because I already know it
>>537105108This is a much bigger deal than it might seem at first glance. It's the difference between having to slowly whittle down enemies to stunlocking them to death with procs. Also more uptime of proc damage buffs like exultation against bosses, and being able to inflict status even against resistant bosses that aren't outright immune.
>>537106386No
free grafted runwas scared I fucked up by pinging the gargoyle when I realized Rev just wanted to unlock the Rise for FP
So what relics are we running against Libra?
>>537106339he mogs redditnant but that doesn't stop you from flooding the thread with AI generated tranny porn of her and orbiting them doing creepy emotes in-game like an actual indian
If we're getting endless night mode, what happens if I pick things like "more invincibility frames"?
If I run triple status sword* on Executor, do you think it would be better to only attack with it specifically, or should I still dual wield with an off-hand bleed/poison only katana?* Triple status sword: Use relics to give starting katana frost and poison in addition to its innate bleed.
>>537107150cute
>>5371071632H it and r1 spam and get a rot wep for ur offhand
>play rev>get radagon's rings of light>kill all condemned easilyfAithchads are winning
>>537107143just keep stacking more invincibility frames until you're permanently invincible
>>537107143who knows what "endless battle" meanscould just mean another nightlord enters after the first one dies
2/3 seemingly Libra
>>537107163Triple status Executie is a meme, you start of well but fall of a cliff later into the fight. Not to mention that most of the hardest enemies are resistant to status
>>537107373Oh. That makes more sense than what I was thinking. I was thinking you do one run after another. But that would mean 7-8 hour games.
yeag
I'm too scared to queue because im bad
>>537107572not all status always, and that's why you don't just rest on your katana and have an alternative holy/pierce weapon to use
>>537107680everyone's bad at some pointi played a match earlier today where two people who i know are decent went down a total of like 5 times each on librajust happens sometimes.
>>537107241Does two-handing apply more status? It barely does more damage.>>537107572Probably true, but I don't have a sepoopoo relic.
>>537107163I usually have an Offhand with rot when available, otherwise I just use the Katana. Another option is to trigger the statuses and swap to another main weapon with more damage to benefit from the proc buffs.
not sure why I keep going for ED Libra on random queue
>>537107241>>5371077481handing does more status per proc. We've known this since the first week.
>>537107748People who tell you to 2h your Katana are literally braindead.
What is the most braindead build to beat SoTE with?I've tried multiple times now to beat the DLC and no matter what boss I run into it's always a struggle, even more than malenia truthfullymy wing of astel using character was close to lvl 200 and had like 3 of the dlc power ups already ad I want to beat the DLC and get the weapons to use in NG+
>>537107163Triple Status Katana + Rot offhand (doesn't has to be katana) After you've proc'd main hand statuses 2-3 times, switch to some other dex weapon.
>>537108086just SOTE?I guess if you wanna be low-effort slap scarlet rot on enemies and bleed while it ticks, big shield and a lot of vigor + antspur rapier
We're 2/3 in erg queue. Les'go gamers. It's time for video games.
>>537107693Honestly if you get good with executor you’ll realize status is a thing he’s good at but not something you ever really care that much about. Once you’re reaching the higher levels of proc too it’s like you’re on a time limit to hit that proc and you start making stupid plays.
>>537108086IIRC the Dueling Shield in SotE is incredibly good and safe. Unless they nerfed it, you can attack and block at the same time with it. Buff with cragblade, pure STR build I think, etc. Fun too.>>5371081913/3
>>537108086I beat everything with envoy greathorn until pre nerf consort were I just used fingerprint shield and antspier because I didn’t have time to invest into the fight at the time. I guess I’m saying you can really use anything. If you’re looking to go Dex then I’d maybe suggest milady or the dual blades with that broken skill or maybe using the sekiro tear
>>537108174>>537108335>>537108415alright thanks guys
>>537067263wylder ending literally has him cucking for nightlord who caused his tribe extinction tho
>>537066935she cucks him with wylder tho
okay but when do we get another armored core?
>>537108086Fingerprint shield on left handAntspur Rapier + Any hoslow whip on right hand.Whips have long guard counter range.You can even go and have 12 int and apply scholar shield if you want even more guard boost.
>>5371089022027
That was the weirdest gigalibra run ever, cant believe we gottem. ggs
>>537108191Can you generate a pregnant miquella please thank you
>>537109424I can live with this, I just need more
I always pick full strength on ED Libra when I can
>>537110005What does it do against ED Libra?
oops thats embarrasing ngl
Hey guys should we go to the safe zone? No wait lets fight a fucking magma wyrm in the storm and all die. Nice work that was amazing.
>>537110060name?
>>537110143>>537110060names? for the friends list of course.
>>537108086Dual heavy great stars with raptors of the mist. I literally no damaged Gaius on my first try with it.
>>537110060this was just about greeding a bit on libra cause we had 2 million dps we still beat it do not associate me with actual shitters like >>537110143>>537110186
>>537110059he gets a buff in phase 2 which he loses when he gets into phase 3 anyway
>>537110005it actually seems okay if you can get through the first phase fast enough since he loses the buff on the phase transition, but you keep it
>>537110059It makes him instantly summon 6 greatbow Wylders.
>>537110989orz
holy shit good job jellyI got fucked on so fucking hard by your condemned casting moons. it was literally only the moon.
>>537109950Run trough you pussy.
>>537111054condemned stole all the spells and left me with pebbles uwu
i misplayed here thinking it'd fire off sooner than it did, but look at that DAMAGE
2/3 qq
>>537111215eyyyy
>>537111220if it's for ED libra I'll pass
My first run with randoms actually went really well and actually clearedShoutout to my wylderbros and fuck that jellyfish prawn fuck
>>537111116Your explosive diarrhoea?
Crying rn
Shitting rn
>>537111215>mashing Mark like a retardname?
Anyone queing rn?
>>537112662A greatbow raider will enter the queue in 2 minutes
>>537112748Sounds fun, I'm in.
>libra dead in like 90 secondsmost fun I had on a random queue today
>people are posing the erg password on steam discussions nowbut why though
>>537110242>>537110186It was randoms and both of you eat a dick i didnt die and solod the rest fucking pussies. Then the next game they fuckin did it again with loretta
What a dreadful fight. We got only one fire weapon between all three of us (a frenzy seal which I gave to the revenant) and one weapon that boosted fire damage (which I also gave to the Revenant) and if it weren't for that we most definitely would've lost. This was with randoms. I was doing 60 damage with a light attack against armored Caligo. I think I'll prioritise POIs that have the boss's weakness even if it means we lose on something else.
>>537112981post a screenshot or shut up
>>537113008not in this run but I've seen this happen plenty times to othersyeah it's definitely something to be wary of, usually you get a purple or legendary fire weapon but then there's shit like that where you end up doing nothingI'd still do madness PoIs even if you don't get weapons just to drop the boluses to people later, especially raiders
>>537112981>>537113128https://steamcommunity.com/app/2622380/discussions/search/?q=erg&gidforum=501685433118286017&include_deleted=1https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199435629973It's four posts by one guy.
>>537112786Well it's 1/3 right now so you're not in, bitch faggot
>>537113128https://steamcommunity.com/app/2622380/discussions/0/597410286607176090/nigger
>>537113204Sorry, six posts. Four comments and two threads.
>>537113225Im qued i dont see you oh wait are you doing everdarks? Cringe!
libra is fun with good players but he's overtuned for the average retard so I get why reddit hates him
>>537113204>>537113239gay nigga
Is bjark a hot femboy
>>537113204He is a known retard, sperg, and intentional thrower. He has a melty here every now and then when he manages to find a game despite being blocked by most of the thread. Cant really do anything about them spamming the password, but if you havent already you should block them so they dont ruin your game. Anyone they might fool into using the password is probably bad, but probably not as bad as that dude.
geegman that's the second time i've EVER gotten marai's and the second time i've gotten it at the assend of the game
>>537113516Unbelievably BASED
>>537113619good run. Best way to increase your luck for early drop is first day castle rooftop/basement with silver chicken me think.
>>537113530all signs point to yes
Can i get a invite to the reddit please and thank you
>>537113516BRB changing my name to N-I-G-G-E-R
>>537113809I want to fuck him...
>>537113910that's gay tho
>>537113910Shut up, mush.
>>537113931bjark doesn't play rev, he is safe from that groomer
Is this a good gaming clan to join do i have to try out to join and can i get a discord link
>>537113930That's okay I'll suck his cute little penis after pounding his ass and say no homo
Do i have to be gay to play with yall because id rather fuck a girl but if i have to fuck a guy i will
>>537114274No you don't have to be gay
>>537114154so gay>>537114274don't be gay
>>537114274You have to be a little gay but not too much that it turns the others off.
>>537112660Either ace or quint based on the skin and bad ironeye gameplay
>>537093378depend on the everdark
>>537114439quin is the only good ironeye here thoughbeit
>>537114563There are 2 that mog him 'thoughbeit'
A raider is entering the queue soon.
>>537114635wrong + you're a D tier shitter don't talk to me
>>537114740Hi quint you can stop talking about yourself loser
wylder ridangadas executore (la forma de creatura)
2/3 pc
>>537114809im not himyou seem upset btw
>>537114563Practice and Devil Knight are better Ironeyes than you NTA
2/3 libracaligoheolstor
>>537114717Pic entirely unrelated
>>537115165ok quint
I don't know how to feel about 6 Ironeye from Libra. That fucking Ironjar sniping from miles.>>537113225I already got matchmaked. You were too slow. I queued at 2m after that post.
>>537113516>>537113530>>537113910>>537113930>>537114154>>537114274>>537114340>>537114357Cool it with the faggotry please
>everdark caligo is boring>everdark libra is a sure loss with randoms>all the other nightlords get deleted in 1:30 secondsdon't know what to do anymore
>>537115381gaylord
>>537113204Blocked him.
>>537115406Do something else till the depths come out. Don't burn out now when we need erg's finest to reach depth 5 in the release weekend.
>>537115381No
>>537115204NTA but practice fucking sucks and devil nigger is mediocreQuint is indeed better but he's not great, in fact no one erg is very good. The majority of you are shitters or can only barely scrape by as average
>>537115406Dress up as Revenant and flirt with anons
>>537115859yiff in hell
>>537115862kys mush
>>537115859ew
>>537115406>everdark libra is a sure loss with randomsskill issue
>>537115406I’m trying to find weird spots I can land attacks with as recluse. Think I’ve found a fun spot on the castle roof
>>537115859Never post again
>>537115406Relic gacha.
is there a mod that lets me play as revenant in elden ring? im bored of nightreign but i dont wanna play as an ugly normal character
>>537116073>>537116156>tranime
caligo 1/3
geegi miss gigahorse
even doe it's a tranime website
>>537116406i hope he comes back next week
>>537116315changed to both everdarks + heolstor 2/3
always spooky when you find zero AoE spells, but lifesteal fist is a funny meme and probably did something useful.
>>537116208https://www.nexusmods.com/games/eldenring/search?keyword=revenant
monthly 3bar greatbow raider at libra done, see you next month
>*Depths 4 to 5 will present an endless battle for those seeking even greater thrills.redpill me on this endlessness
I drew that just for you though erg and you dont like it? I thought you liked guardian and wylder?
>>537107572>It's a memeNigga, just land your hits, it's really not that hard. I've yet to see a fight where both poison or Frostbite weren't a welcome inclusion, and even then, it's your starting weapon with the intent being you get to pick up others along the way.
>>537116739Post psd/clip/krita/whatever layer stack as proof
>>537116095>Boss summons a pack of 6 niggas that are supposed to fight amongst themselves, but all end up rushing the players insteadNa, the fight is legit ass.
Why is there no starting weapon inflicts rot relic
>>537117005my starting weapon inflicts rot if you know what I mean
>>537106253I mean yes that’s apart of it too yes. Don’t cry too hard now Sukhdeep.
>>537101431a good bird player is more or less a vegetable so i guess?>>537102440ohnononono shartsissies this doesn’t look good for us………
>>537116887>3 summons + libra>aoe them down>6 summons + libra>???what could possibly be the solution.
condemned Duchess will rape Wylder is he hits 3 bars
>>537103129This.>>537103195You look like that therefore sex.>>537103390Grotesque curry scented image.
>>537117267>esl
>>537117225randoms dont aoe they only jump attack and l1 or r1 spam
>>537105721uhhh relatable or something idk>>537105742no because no one’s gonna play that shit after like the first week lmao>>537108191it’s 6am you faggot
>>537117352The solution doesn't change depending on whoms't you are playing with.
>>537116885I cant post the un edited version here youll have to find my deviant art
>>537117426it's 1 pm in white people land, mutt
9:06pm for me
dra gg on wylders
so what's the deal with the lore? if this game is canon and predates elden ring why is morgott here and how come he's fine after everything and still there in ER? how do we get the weapons of all these powerful beings and demigods? did radagon start hitting the elden ring with the hammer and his grip slipped and it flied all the way to limveld? did a little gnome sneak up to ranni and steal her darkmoon greatsword? this stuff doesn't make any sense to me! and don't even get me started on the continuity. all these powerful nightlords and not a peep about it heard later? and what about an actual demon being confirmed to exist, the can of worms this opens that they don't answer is ridonculous! why would ishizaki blueball us so hard on the lore?!
>>537117005because:1. no nightlord is resistant to rot2. rot is a better version of poison and you already have that3. having rot as a relic effect would take away some of the usefulness of 25% of the current shifting earth options
why is there no Random button on the character select screen, are they fucking retarded there at fromsoft
>>537118012just close your eyes and move your controller stick around
>>537118012>close your eyes>slap your keyboard/joystickthere
gg caligo's humiliation ritual
>>537117869I read this in Jerry Seinfeld's voice and it was very funny.
>>537112486>>537112562Birdjeet activities
>>537118012Have a d8 at your desk.
>>537117728>bjark is swedish like memaybe sex is possible...
>>537115406Stop playing bad games. Pretty simple.
>>537117869>basement bell bearing hunter>*UAAAAARGH* raider pillar traps the team into a corner with him>one player manages to slip away but gets drill sworded to death through the pillar>"There is no....escape">morgott invades the fight and causes the team to wipethat's the lore and it's kino
>>537118412a new erg couple blossoms
>>537116231>xhe said, posting furry shit
>>537117728Pakistan is not “white people land”, Pranjeet.
>>537118412Hon(han) är min, bög
We're 2/3, gamers. Let's play the videogame! Dunno what the other mans is queued for but i'm on crater all bosses.
>>537115406scour japanese twitter for obscure Nightreign fanart to post to erg
>>537118858>brown mixed race amerimutt seething over eurogvds episode #7482923137
>>537119104I do that already
>>537118880Jag såg han först din lösa grobian
>disconnect during nightlord>come back to being downed with 1bar>disconnect again instantly>come back to being downed with 3bar>lose
>germoids in my English general
>>537118412>>537119757>>537119829nigga speak english or shut yo hinga dinga durgen ass the hell up
>>537118880>>537119757please use real white people letters like æ and ø
>>537117225>Don't get AoE from RNG dropsNow what?
encyclopædia
>get rando>parry god executionerNot sure what your plan was in the rot woods, but nice work
>>537120263I'll have sex with you but only if you're Norwegian and not a Dane (the jews of Scandinavia)
>>537120535norgays speak our language thoughalso you're short and brown
>retarded avatartroon thinks xhe has a say in anything lol
>>537120263>>537120835what picture do with post
I'm convinced that fighting at utmost strength is the fastest way to kill Libra.
>>537120835Fermes ta gueule, personne ne t'aime, même pas tes parents, et pourtant ils sont fiers de tout ce qu'ils font entre frère et soeur, ces vieux dégoûtants.
>>537120835i'm tall blonde and blue eyed like you pølse-eater
>>537120263>>537120835obnoxious faggot
>>537121013should always pick it when you see it because the first part of the fight is free either way
Choose
>>537121310>no morgottdropped.
>>537121310>no class that can spank MiquellaSad!
>>537120835>norgays speak our language thoughWrong, we speak Arabic.
>>537121310Leda for light greatsword and because she's crazy which is hot
>>537121310LEDA!
>>537121434and Swedes speak Somali.
>>537119829This>>537119363Be quiet Raj
>>537121395>no class that can spank Miquella
>>537120959don’t steal my line
>>537119757>>537120263>>537120535>>537120835>>537121180Save your spergy euro sexual rivalry for the bedroom please
>>537119104>>537119381>>537119674damn talk about made for BWC…
>>537122289>>537121434>>537121180>>537120835>>537120535>>537121740Shut the hell up ahmed
>>537100348Because he would look cooler >>537105085No they don’t South Asians are not known for their self awareness
>>537121310i choose revenant
Let's stop talking Norsk in the thread if you're not a cute revvie, if you are, queue now.
>>537121013Honestly, considering the faggoat basically 1 shots you anyways, you might as well get the damage buff.
gg boss
>>537122568she needs cummies in her cunny…
sycjs is so cute, bros...
>>537121310>Move cursor off the displayed characters and pick the secret one without a portraitNightfarer locked in, baby!
>desert sorceress milk>recluse milk
>>537123032gg
>>537122568stop posting ugly westoid "art" of revenant
>>537121310where is lapp
>>537123285erotic
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEWLY UPDATED SINCE YESTERDAY)>S tiervarreslut>A tiernyeko knyaightsycjsgemmy>B tieryyslero sistermonicazullie>C tiermiquella goonettenora kisaragishiftyduckgemmy clone>D tiermadisonrellana roleplayersignalisposter
>>537121917>he wants to kiss MiquellaGaaaaaaaaaaaaay.please post more
I got bored of this game, see you guys in 2 weeks
>>537123285Still doesn’t work>>537123361It’s cute though
I got bored of this game, see you guys in 20 hours
>>537123445madisonbros...we're still D tier...
>>537124047Go back to normal Elden Ring and realize the ADHD zoomer additions were an active detriment to the formula. The only real improvement Nightreign has are better balanced gear/spells, and the ability to climb ledges during a jump.
>>537116695We don't know yet.
>>537116695the match keeps going until the inevitable network error or server maintenance
>>537123210Literally who?
Anyone else know if shiftyduck is online?
>>537125049stop grooming her
/erg/ - erotic roleplay groomers
Remance coming back?
>>537124707TL;DR.
>>537124981sycjs is a player from here and our own vrchat vtuber
it's getting boring heremove>>537124125>>537124125>>537124125P.S. Duchess is a shotacon
fuck the tier list can we get a list of all ergers confirmed to be hot sissies, femboys, or girls already so i know when to play with one hand when i'm in a match or not?
>>537125049No, I'm not on yet
>>537125637trying to, but I got network error when trying to reconnect.
>>537126076we killed it sorryalso birdo sry I forgot to bring fire kekcaligo really doesnt do enough damage I was just chucking lightning spears through everything
>>537126239welp oh well. That gravity bomb almost kill my laptop somehow. Game froze for like 10 secs then it kicked me out.
