>The Deep of Night announced, coming September 11thhttps://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1961066321329652193>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1021>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Everdark Nightlords informationhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>537066730
>>537124125me on the left
>>537125765Well, is xe hot? (and therefore built for free Dacian men).
Me spanking Miquella outside.
revenant general. revenant board. revenant website.
Futa Revenant.
>>537126034yes! sycjs is the cutest puppygirl in /erg/however she's only interested in black men, after all she got promoted to A tier on the built4bbc tierlist recently
>>537126126Cute but wrong.
>>537126126Post more revs>>537126159No.
eternal 2/3
>>537126318I love dolls
>>537126318
I will queue again after hanging up clothes
>>537126318Oh ho, I love that outfit.
do not redeem the golden explosion on counters
>>537126739Compensating for something here, mate?
>>537126739>Equipping and sheathing cursed sword no longer resets weapon buffCongrats, I just fixed 90% of Executor's problems.
>>537126739Some of you said the atk boost that zaps your health was bad, but it's 100% worth it
>>537127329Also make it not undo two handing so I can play claw Executor in the Depths.
2/3 ed pc
can from just implement proper regional matchmaking? I am tired of getting chinese players
>>537127786I can agree with this
>>537127949>can fromno
Libra summons operate on DaS1 rules.
>>537127709Hilarious, considering that WebM isn't using it, and the optimal way to use the cursed sword is to get the fuck out of holding the thing as soon as humanly possible.
2/3 everdarks and heolstor
>>537129047Heolstor does not give sigils.
>>537130065What're you going to use them for anyways? I'm sitting at ~1000 of them.
>>537130353Relic gambling.
2/3 forever
>>537130350kys bjark you worthless troon faggot your parents and peers view you as a failure
>>537126034Yes she is don’t listen to the /dsg/troon she’s for BWC only>>537126126>>537126318>>537126419>>537130350Custom made for me.
>Depths presentation page suggets to go to at least depth 3ED Heolstor's gonna pop there I wager
couldn’t switch my right hand weapon or menu when we entered the nightlord arena but could switch my left. Was annoying
>>537131109i'm not bjark he clearly has a different style that remains consistent
>>537131095I'm sorry anon I can't help you. My throat and jaw is sore from polishing Libra's polearm all morning and now I need my rest...
>>537131131even doe sycjs is built and handcrafted for big black kino only
>>537131095PLEASE
I have a well developed theory, who wants to hear it?
>>537132057Darkness Executor is so clearly the best skin he has. Kinda sucks because you know that's what everyone is going to use.
Dark SOVLS 2 hitboxes were on another level
>>537132421it better not be fag shit
gg caligo wyld & duch
>>537132930well, during the great erg-dsg war, we all thought ergies wonBUT HEAR ME OUTever since the great schism, this thread is NOTHING but cheaters, discord trannies, troonime posters, schizos and porn postersTHINK ABOUT ITa local "ergie", sneedger, essentially held the discussion for months here, causing shit with his cheats and shitpostingThen his "enemy", dragonirian schizo, would shit up the threads to the point where you couldn't even postThen their "enemies", yys, mush, etc, spam troonime porn, have actual discord lobbies, and erp about bbc hereThen of course, you have actual bbc posters and cp posters (sludge, terr, ace)NONE of these people were here before the schism. Every ergie left DAYS after the release of the gamedsgies won without a fired bullet, and we never saw it coming
>>537133076please take a double dose of meds for today
>>537133076terr libel
>>537133234kys sneedterr
>>537133076trvkealthough I haven't seen the dragonirian schizo in a while, which is honestly a good thing
>>537133370You'll get over it, though.
>get a taiwanese wylder and recluse>game was laggy as fuck>but ED Libra dies without a single death>we did day 1 BBH>wylder fucking bodyblocked BBH when he tried to walk towards Reclusevery based
>>537133076
>>537126126That’s right! This is a doll general.
>dropped ds1 at anor londo>never played ds2 or 3>dropped sekiro at the shaolin temple>played ER through 3 timesAre any of these old ahh ohio unc ahh clunky games worth going back to fr?
>>537134934>dropped sekiro at the shaolin templedid you go there before or after genichiro?
>>537134934DS3 is good for one single playthroughDS2 is jank as fuck but I like it
>>537134934No. Old games are amazing if you played them when they came out, but you don’t need to go backwards.
>>537134934not really, ds1 is better than 2 and 3 by a mile. play black myth wukong if you want a good game
>>537134934Sekiro is unironically fucking amazing. Dark Souls 1-3 are the thre worse games in this entire genre made by FromSoft.
>>537135070If that's the guy from the tutorial yeah
>>537132995Geegee
adel 2/3
>>537135930>>537135070>tfw spent too much time pretending to be retardedI meant yeah afterwards
Nine sols surpassed sekiro in every metric
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HOLY FUCK WHY DIDN'T YOU COME GET THE RUNES BACK I HAVE NO HOLY WEAPON
ed libra 1/3
>>537136256>2D furfag indieslop surpassing anything
>>537136305>shiftyduck
>>5371361543/3 managed to finish the slim shady lp just waiting to queue
the fuck was I even doing I'm so cooked
>>537136305Quack
Is there a discord for erp i mean erg
>>537136305I'm still here.
>>537137390yeah but you can only access if you accept the mysterious steam invites 'he' will send you after playing a certain number of games with you
Remember when "furfag" actually meant something and not "something I don't like"?I do.
defensive passives are too strong, either nerf them or make offensive passives worth picking up by buffing them
>>537127709It's like an 8% boost. If it were like 15% or something it might be worth aiming for, but it's low priority compared to aiming for heal on roar or seppuku.
>>537137807You're getting hit? Pick offensive passives and use the roll button.
>>537137807Offense passive are good. Both of them are good, you should be taking both.
we had a fun combo for the summons
OH DEAR GOD what a horrible run did you two survive the deathrite bird day 1? I went to get my runes day 2 by myself and tried to fight the bird with no useful weapons and died like 3 times.
>>537138540>>537136903names?
>>537138540>>537136903For the friend list of course.
>>537138678I'm terr, my teammates were sens and shiftyduck
So in the depths is the boss just a mystery for queue or do you not know until you walk through the boss door?
>>537138540what did it drop?
>>537131954>>537133076>>537133370>>537136305>>>/co/ntainment
Well I'm just glad we still got the goat down despite my day 2 retardation I'm so sorry>>537138913trash lmao
>>537134934DS1 and DS3 are worth at least one play through. Sekiro is good but massively overrated (put it like this - there’s a reason it got not DLC and is now getting an indian anime). Dark Souls 2 can be safely skipped, and I say that as someone who liked it more than most.
https://soundcloud.com/kal-oul/dsg
do you guys do heolstor for fun or does he give more murk?
>Dark Souls 2 can be safely skipped,
>>537139449>>537139653>>537138948
>>537139653its not a souls game
>>537139602No I only run ED now because I want my gambling chips
>>537139747its still good though
>>537138224gg wylder/ironeye.
>>537139691why is your skin brown>>537139449vgh
>>537139449goodbye dsg
>>537139819samei wish libra was balanced, or caligo less boringits really a cursed pairing to do
Surely the damage increase in depths will be negligible when I’m cathedralmaxxing with my new relic. The only thing that really seems relevant is the hp buffs
gg adel
>>537139819>Spending Sigils>Not stocking up on them for Decemberngmi
>>537139892>>537139932Shit yourself retarded dsgtroon no one looks back fondly on your troon infested cesspool of a general
>>537132657i personally really like dawn executor, his helmet design is actually great on closer inspection and imo his color scheme goes a lot better with most weapons ironeye is proficient with
>>537140057>300% that becomes 500% against red enemies >negligible People are already shitting themselves at the damage from Depth 1.
Defense upgrades son. My Fists harden in response to physical trauma. You cant hurt me, Maw
>>537140401ggs
>>537140587most weapons executor is proficient with*was thinking of the other dex guy
>>537139449>>537139932#PACKWATCH#RESTINPISS
>>537139653He is correct
so basically hard mode is>same game as always but you have a 50% chance of getting one of the nightlords nobody likes to fight>also they one shot you
>>537139449dsjee isn't really dead. All the sane posters moved here. The remainder wasn't really human.
>>537141196i cant wait to see this shitshow that theyve created considering these retarded devs have no idea how their game plays normally let alone when you cant take any hits
gg pig and duck. Thanks for dropping radahn swords. Really dreaded we gonna had to punch Libra to death.
>>537141196is it all just random everdarks or do u get the regular versions too
>>537140057I have already had many runs where I could have taken triple damage and it would not have mattered too much. So imo it will be just fine with the extra relics and extra sources of health. Some moves will probably still one shot you, like the max buffed gladius fire sweep
>>537138948im sorry for bringing these people here it wasnt my intention
>>537139653>pointing downyeah I ban him
>>537141473gg raider and exec, got exactly one seal the entire time
rebirthed into a fingerprint shield + antspur build and it's a lot of fun right nowthe lion which i couldn't beat in 20 tries with the star fists and 20 tries with bloodhound fang I beat it 2nd try, rellana who i could not beat i did it 4th time and everything is going great right nowthe DLC has been really cool so far its good that i can actually explore it now
>>537140057cathedral only gives 5% while enemies triple in damage by depth 5YOU VILL EMBRACE ZE ROLLSLOP
>>537141712Recluse doesn't have seals in her preferred weapon drop list.
>>537141516I imagine the everdarks will be higher depth while the lower depth will just be more damaging normals
The curses on relics look pretty boring, some are just unrunnable while some are gonna be nonexistent
post your murk and your sigils
>>537141196You forgot>also weapons randomly come with negatives
>>537141404>All sane postersNo sane people would go there
>>537142014im ballin
>>537142014ive got over 3 million murk and i keep 100 sigils at all times
>>537142013Yeah its a really thoughtless system, people will just run the relics with meaningless disadvantages/meta respecs and defense buffs
>>537141618i fixed the tattoo on your cheek, i think this looks alot better
Seeing this meme makes me realize Guardian should have been a Tiger man with a vaguely Slavic or posh English accent
>>537142259But there are no Tigers in Slavia or England?
>>537142182>sycjs is an actual QoS nowbros...
>>537141771Well done for ruining your souls experience. You will look back on these moments and regret your actions. At the very least try to fight messmer without a meta slop build
>>537140587good taste, I love the hair and the orange cloth decoration pieces
>>537142182damn that's kinda hot
https://poal.me/40r3j9https://poal.me/40r3j9https://poal.me/40r3j9Well?
>>537142353Midmer the Midpaler
>>537142310Pretty sure I’ve seen a couple in the zoo
>>537139449>>537139653>>537139892>>537142182>>537138948
>>537142441I love dawn revenant
>>537142517Slavs or tigers?
>>537142441kek
>>537142495Pissdrinker the poster
>>537142310There are some in Siberia which are also the largest big cats in the worlds iirc and that’s technically Russia
>>537142182kill yourself
>>537140587his helmet's dope yeah, and the shawl's cool too, but the hair's kinda mehwish there was a normal version with dawn helmet + shawl only. His normal version is already the best imo
Sable church executie is the only real option. All the best players use it and you should too
>>537141574>I have already had many runs where I could have taken triple damage and it would not have mattered too much.You're going to learn the hard way that 300% damage isn't the same as enemies dealing just 3 times more damage to you.
>>537143257You’re going to learn the hard way that average players are going to reach depth 5 and it won’t be as hard as you dream.>b-but the data minersGame journalist tier shitters
>>537143139turn up ur settings man
>>537143257I ain't gonna learn jack shit... 3 x 0 is still 0....
if damage is only triple raider will be the best character in depth 5
>>537141618>>537142182I actually feel bad for this person, troon or not. Why do you negroes have to act like this?
>>537143905It's one guy.
how will the depths be infinite? no tree teleport and just infinite day/night?
>>537143905it's gennie culture albeit
>>537144015God, I hope.>>537144179Kill yourself.
>>537144289Depths 2 max looking team
>>537144395I'm not making it our of Depths 1 with my winrate as it stands.
i got three consecutive wins on libra with randomsthis isnt so bad
>>537144678because he was shadow nerfed, retard
>>537144395>>537144552this was actually a pretty good run on the base map, Mohgs spear + 2 10% successive fp = auto condemned clear
>>537144678most shitters have left
>>537144761what was nerfed?
>>537144678They took 2 inches off his cock. Of course he's easy now.
>>537144678Everything in the Ed library fight has 30% less hp this run
I have beaten ED Libra plenty but holy fuck he sometimes makes my blood boil. Not because of him, but because people are so fucking retarded and won't kill the Condemned and try to burn Libra down while 9 Condemned are raping us. Fucking low IQ subhumans.
>>537144907Proof?
>>537145054I look like that
Queue up!
>Which Nightfarers were pre-selected by my random teammates (300 randoms, 150 expeditions)
>>537139747Kill yourself video essay dickrider
>>537145502first three I understand because they are actually good4 is probably just weirdos or redditors
>>537145512sorry to hear you have no standards and/or are such a contrarian you have to pretend to like shitty games to feel special
ED libra is never fun, solo or not, should be called everdark mimics
I don't give a fuck. Like I actually just don't give a fuck
Thank you Nightreign, I didnt want to play that Augur round anyway. I had only been waiting 20 minutes
>>537145784I think they should nerf the condemneds health
Is seppuku really better than the moth and caligo setup?
>>537145890I think the fight should be reworked and double down on forced deals and if you deal with the deals correctly you get rewarded in the form of buffs for the team or debuffs/damage to Libra.
>>537145936for executie, yeah, run frost stomp too
>>537145936seppuku is better than slotting in two relics for your starting weaponbut chilling mist is better than seppuku in my opinion
>>537145502>3 easy mode meta picks and the hecking wholesome quirky chungusTo absolutely no-one's surprise
>>537146070Imagine you're doing the "a demon offers a challenge" deal and you actually get rewarded for killing the condemned and winning the challenge and it buffs you or debuffs Libra.
>>537145595I mean at this point she is kind of the assumed hardest hitting caster without much overlap from duchess who synergizes from restaging spells and can use int spells and leftover madness seal
>>537146269Or you're doing the inescapable eye deal and it constantly builds up madness, but Libra also starts attacking incessantly with spells so you have to dodge every move with small windows of opportunity while picking up the gold on the ground and if you survive for the duration of the deal you get a temporary damage boost.
>>537146192No it ain't. You fags always forget those two relics jack your attack power up when facing enemies inflicted with those conditions as well. The ONLY issue are Wylderfags inability to not be crater brained retards and strip Frostbite every time it's applied.
Just gooned for two hours imagining I was an omen in the sewers of Leyndell and Miquella came down to show how sorry he was for our treatment under the golden order and letting me use him and his girlfriend as toys. Feel a disgusted by myself afterwards though that was an evil thing that I don't like.
>>537146558Or make a deal that makes everyone do fuck-all damage so you have to stance break libra for massive damage and also he gets some new moves to make up for a lack of condemned because those being up for the whole fight sucks.
>>537146808What a coincidence, I did something similar but the opposite by not doing any of that
>>537146990kek
Does the buff from flaming strike increase if you upgrade the weapon it's on?
>>537145890>A pack of assholes who rape 3/4 of your healthbar in a single hit, while the actual boss continues to do his own retarded shit >Their HP is the problem and not the fact they all deal absurd amount of damageThere are a million ways to handle this fight to not be an absolute mess, and FromSoft did none of them.
>>537146642well charged stake+fire then crit is one of the best moves in the game and the first hit does benefit from frost, unless you're talking about the fire follow ups that are never worth it lol
what do crossbows/ballistas/greatbows need to not be grief weapons
>>537147246Stat scaling.
>>537147246give them a moveset that isn't utter dogshit like ironeye has for bows
>>537147246i like pulley crossbow when fighting agheel desu!!
>>537147246Radahn greatbow is already great if you have a way to get fp back to spam skill
>>537147246i should be allowed to black flame blade my pulley crossbow
>>537147352Needs a good anal rape.
>>537136256
>>537146642Everdark Caligo gives you more absorption at all times, and can be paired with Seppuku.>>537145936Only if you have a decent Seppuku relic, but it can potentially be a lot better.
>>537142259Will I look like this if I continue to eat Frosted Flakes for breakfast lunch and dinner?
>>537136256wuchang too
>>537147113Yeah, I lik3 them being low health high damage things instead
>>537146808did you use them for playing house as dollhouse toys or did you play soldiers with them?
>>537148051Elden Ring?
>>537136256That's cap
>>537148051Being polite doesn't mean they want to fuck you
>>537148051Coworker like real job or coworker like you work at rite aid
>>537148339She looks like she gets her throat stretched in the spirit shelter
>>537147592>Character that has built in defense needing protection>Bosses that fuck off for their bleed/frost buildup and Frostbite status to reset before you can hit them againTriple proc is superior in almost every way. You aren't even losing out on bleed either.
>>537139653It was amazing before they nerfed pvp and fucked rhe entire game up with statues fucking fucks. If you were there you would know it was peak gaming and a good sequel.
>spend 50k murk buying and reselling relics>after what had to be like 100 relics the best relic is thisFuck off, why did they make the relic system so miserable?
>>537148714Thats not even remotely usable though.
>>537148834Yeah that's the point. I got 100 unusable trash relics in a row.
>>537148081Elden Ring, yes>>537148131What does being handsy and running their hand down my chest while looking me in my eyes mean?>>537148212The former
>>537148915Oh. Did you check the ones with two skills sometimes those are better
>>537148714You shouldn't be using gacha relics in the first place unless it's for a specific weapon skill or damage type on starting weapon.>>537149063>>>/adv/
>>537148714don't spend murks before the update drops retard
>>537149063That's your fantasy, in reality someone was being polite to you and you are a retard
>>537148714There is no way you spent 50k murks and didn't get a single relic with 2+ decent abilities. No, the difference between Magic Attack Up (+4.5%) and Magic Attack Up +2 (+6.5%) is not that huge, you fucking retard. You aren't supposed to "settle" for god rolls, they're supposed to be extremely rare, despite not making a massive difference (unless it's an Evergaol ability with a good character passive, those things fuck crazy hard).
>>537148339God she’s so cute what a cocksleeve…>>537149063>What does being handsy and running their hand down my chest while looking me in my eyes mean?I mean what was the context? Was her touching you somehow related to a conversation you were having or did she just start touching you while acting playful? If it’s the latter then yeah she probably wants you. I wouldn’t recommend it though, workplace relationships always get sticky, especially if someone else is involved.
>>537149423Murks are extremely easy to get. Sigils are the ones you want to save "just in case". If they end up being useless, you now have a metric fuckload of Sigils to gamble for 550 Murks a piece for whatever one's you don't want or need.
>>537147816I had rough sex with them
>>537145784el culo grande
>>537147679yes but only if you add in a steady helping of indian children as well>>537149242>ever sending anyone to /adv/ kys trooner
The drop rates for legendaries are quite retarded
>>537149063>should I repairably fuck up my career to have sex with some bpdemon whoresounds like a good idea
classic shittycuck post
gg dwagon?
>>537149861nightfarer weapon preference does not matter for legendries i heard
gg caligo, rev you carried so hard
>>537149861Jesus I thought I had bad luckdidn't realize they bricked the rate for the good legendaries so you get 100 dragons and braids before a grafted.
>>537150280Nope, always great getting a lion greatbow when you've got 3 casters
>>537148051Yes
Well that was a run. Raider, you can just join us in fighting the bosses and we'll run through the blessing spot at some point. You don't have to go to the castle.
>>537148051how horny are you if you can make sure she keeps her mouth shut i don’t see why not>>537150091unless the girl is his boss or something i don’t see why it would do that
queue up.
>>537150556in my experience fighting in the rain always ends badly. unless the boss is almost dead while the rain is coming.
Being a homewrecker is always a morally justified (and fun) decision!
>>537150556>You don't have to go to the castle.you dont have to grief by looking up the seed
>>537150776The boss was almost dead while the rain was coming. We went back and killed it since it was right next to the safe zone.
>>537149861blasphemous blade has no right being a 1.1% its not even that good in nightreign it did not gain any new feature like the other weapons
>>537150754yeah when someone finds out you fucked your married coworker im sure nothing will happen. i live in the real world!
>>537150792whore
>>537150556>gemmy
>>537150764ok
What was that 10 second phase transition lol
Thank you for dropping the twinblade birdman
>>537151463we were too powerful, gg
>>537151135It's funny
>>537150965thats cap. in the screenshot everything is covered besides the tree. stop taking rain fights, you're ruining the runs
2/3
1/3 :(
friend got on, sorry
>>537151016technically he said she’s engaged
>>537150556do me a favor and post that raider's steam profile picturei must confirm something
>>537152831>>537151016>>537150754>>537148051You know what? She's a whore anyway better nip this in the bud before she gets married. Go clap them nasty cheeks senpai
>>537152831alright well when you graduate high school and get your first salary job be my guest and fuck up your life idgaf
>>537148051Imagine how funny it would be if you had sex with the fiance instead, you should try and get with him instead
>>537149573Yeah, I’m pretty apprehensive about the whole thing, I’ve known both her and the fiancé for years at this point (he also works at the same place) so I’m really thinking it through, but I also know the girl is a bit of a whore since she had sex with like 3 others at work too, and those are just the ones I know of. She is kinda cute but I’ll probably steer clear of the thing. Unless she comes right out and says something. >>537150502>>537150754>>537150792Not horny enough if I have to ask I guess :(Elden ring something I love women
Wylder's greatsword moveset for curved greatswords tooBird's halberd moveset for spears and greatspears tooGive Executor a special moveset with twinbladesGive Ironeye a special moveset woth Greatbows
>>537153345Do it, you retard
3/3
>>537153345No, you should do it, see >>537152992and >>537153337. If its not you,its definitely going to be someone else. Get in there dude
>>537153110i didn’t say i would do it but i wouldn’t blame him if he did honestly
>>537152838You want to know if he used a bow?
>>537146808Chat should I ai gen this or is it too fucked up and will earn your loathing
>>537153345Youre gonna get a disease best case or worst case the fiance finds you and murders you. But since you post here you probably dont have a lot to live for so id say go for it wagie.
>>537150556Hey look retards fighting a tanky boss in the rain got rekt what a big surprise you fucking retards. Was it worth it did you have fun?
>>537152009We almost lost the entire game there if the circle had closed before we died for real.
>>537153345When do you think you'll ever get the chance to change people's lives this much again and to have this much of an impact? Do it
>>537153345Do it you paki bastard. But once you're done leave a note for the fiance at his desk saying that she slept with 4 guys at work while engaged to him. This way you CONTROL the CONVERSATION.One thing I've learnt in debating with fascists is that they always CONTROL THE CONVERSATION.If she's going to cheat, you should be the one to do it. If she's going to be exposed, be the one to expose her.
We’re all wageGODS here albeit
>>537154918Actually I'm unemployed because I got fired. I have to feed my wife's son with unemployment benefits now. That's why I was queuing with you guys during the day
>>537154918I'm a wagecutie
>>537155165do i look like this irl?
>>537150556Shifty can I post it?
>>537155316Yes. Problem?
>>537155410My bwc yearns for your holes
gg. flamethrower revvy is fun. why you dc though ducky?
>>537152992>>537153337>>537153492>>537153640>>537154272>>537154630>>537154909you guys are scummy bastards but you make good points and your arguments are sound at least his conscience will rest easy now i guess
Sometimes you guys are just a little too crazy haha
>>537153790no I want to know if it's gemmy from dsg
>>537154909>>537155790its not nice to mess with stupid people like this. come on
/erg/ can't handle her
>>537155598gg, god cut my power and stole a level (storm)thanks for those staffs, got the intelligence deal from libra so lucked out there at least
>>537156043ah ok, seem like you had a bit of dc problems a lot lately but that alright.
>>537156027Why? Are you a boy?
>>53715615899% its the game crashing straight to desktop, dont know why Nightreign of all things is so unstable>>537155334Post what, that wasn't my game
>>537155790How are we scummy? For trying to help him actually make something of his life?
gg super goat
>>537156351the pics of your pink bussy
Yys left? Why? Was she getting too much dick?
>>537156461gg goatynice having a birb on the team since they are kinda rare these days
>>537156674no, she met that black guy at the gym and since then hasn't posted heremy suspicion is she became his sex slave and doesn't care about us or mush anymore
>>537156478
>>537157139Mush and her still play together
>>537147246Increase the base damage of all crossbow/ballistas by around 20% or more, on top of better stance damage.Add consumable ammo types for regular and great bows that stack up to 30/10. Make it a quiver so instead of dropping it one-by-one a single press will drop all of it. The quiver can also refill itself from other quivers of the same ammo type. Toggling them applies the type to your current ranged weapon. To avoid bloat, have the ammo type be universal for both bows and crossbow. Great arrow/ballista ammo can also be interchangeable.Have them share the same pool as throwing knives, while also putting the stronger ammo types in specific spots such as the archer towers or even village trader exclusively.Give all of the ammo types a large damage increase to actually justify using them, something around 15-30% compared to base Elden Ring. Maybe even mess with their stats some more, such as golem greatarrows dealing large amounts of stance damage.
nice job goat
>>537158049all I needed was 1 more shard and it would have been perfectGG
>>537158181shard of what?
>>537158332blue
>>537158049>>537158181gg goat I miss my Ice Spear it was the build I used on my first character of the base game I cooked myself
goat and dog are too exhausting i swear
>>537155410I do? Thanks, friend!
>>537159067You look like that and smell like that and suck cock like that
>>537155165Are you a girl and who do you main
i feel really sad today. queueing executor.
>>537150792People who are incapable of feeling guilt know how to have a good time
No idea what happened here. I guess it was my internet? I could immediately rejoin.
>>537160273Hehe
>>537160351Get her pregnant while you're at it
>>537160343EAC stuff
>>537160504I was thinking of suggesting poking hole in condom too
very nice normal ice dragon revvy squad.
The dragon fears the Rev stack
>terr quitting in the middle of the matchohnononono terrbros is THIS your god tier player?
ggs ultragoati was taking minuscule damage i think the opaline flask bugged out and lasted forever
>>537160875Yeah this is the best idea, it's especially great you control the conversation by controlling the birth control because then she won't take the pill unless she's already on the pill. Chances of pregnancy could be 100% but she's probably an infertile white woman like recluse.
>>537161873>tfw I’ll never give birth to a nightlord….
>>537153345Another reason I think you should do it is because I think she gets off on cheating on that guy. She wants him to suffer.When you finally do it tell her to call him while you're prone boning her then pound her while she's telling him that she loves him. Tell her to tell him that she loves him repeatedly as you pound her hard and choke her lightly.
Is this how we're erping now? I prefer the old method of posting half naked anime girls.
Libramen
>>537162406>>537153345This but do it to the boyfriend instead
Is the game so dead that you can only talk about trannies and fetishes
I beat libra with randoms so I can rest
I've yet to see a single person on /erg/ ERP
>>537163273I don't see anything wrong with that
2/3 forever....
ay carumba
>>537163984liar....(unless you're queueing non ED bosses)
>>537163984Ill join in about four hours if you arent doing an everdark
do you guys think the tarnished edition additions will cost money on other platforms?
>>537163514I only do it on vrchat with cute anime boys in full body tracking
Queueing erg on non ever dark bosses and there's nothing.I guess we should shill our password on reddit and fextralife to get more players in.
>>537164524I'm only queuing ED bosses.
Real men play melee Ironeye.https://x.com/katsuwob/status/1961386039953826044
>>537164153>>537164154im queueing all bosses thougheverbeiterly
gg giga goat raider and bird, always good fighting him at utmost strengthglad we managed those dragon and loretta kills in the rain too, pretty risky but fun
So did Libra get stealth nerfed or nah?
>>537164672gg
>>537164524non ed are way too easy desu
>>537164630>blockedlol
>>537164672>always good fighting him at utmost strengthalso that was at utmost strength? i didn't notice the difference
>>537164672The dragon is so jank and prone to timer scamming that I'm super hesistant to fight it in the rain but hey it worked out
Hello, ladies... I know you've missed my regal wings, sharp eyes, and strong hands, but I'm here now... you can rest your soft, tender hands and heart upon me... because a Guardian is joining the queue.
They call him Libra but they should call him Conserva because he's not liberal. He's conservative. Always gives you something for interest. A true liberal goat would give you stuff for free.
>>537164134Qrd?
>>537165089A true liberal goat would let executor and guardian rape wylders sister and face no jail time
>>537164134why did bro chase a 2/10 tranny? he could get real babes
>>537165217chuckled
>>537165053Yeah i was ready to bounce if he flew up onto the hills like normal
can we queue caligo for a change of pace
>>537163514There’s been a lot of hornyposting though. Rev mains are always talking about blowing male anons.
>>537155954t. fiancé cuck
Revenant mains are on the fiancees side
>>537166006They're both fiances to eachother, which one
>>537165646They're all talk
>>537166450How do you get a bad ending in Nightreign
If I call myself shiftyduck and then play revenant am I allowed to go off by myself?
>>537166901Reddit won, 4chan lost. Get over it.
>>537166901if you do you're going on the blocklist forever just like that ugly troon
>>537167620As opposed to all the stunningly, beautiful ones?
>>537160273>>537160504>>537160875>>537161873>>537162406>>537162838thats so hot…if i was a cheating whore i would be soaked but im not so im just hard
>>537167321And other things that didn’t happen
>>537167940If you understand Japanese there is a HUGE amount of this NTR report content both from the cuck pov and the bull pov in japanese audio porn format and it has completely infested that thread. Sadly I'm a voice porn enjoyer but not a NTR enjoyer so in a way I'm cucked out of my own favorite porn thread.
>>537166006I like open relationships. I like too many people because I’m a whore and I like watching my partner be a whore too. Threesomes are nice too. Also sleeping with everyone in the office sounds hot. You all know it happened but no one wants to say it outloud. Delicious.
>>537167803no, all troons are ugly obviously
>[Duchess] Improved Vigor and Strength, Reduced Mind>[Duchess] Improved Mind and Faith, Reduced Intelligence>Currently bugged to affect arcane instead of intelligencethis is gonna go hard with SoNaF if that bug doesn't get fixed
>>537168837What bug?
>>537169189>Currently bugged to affect arcane instead of intelligence
I thought we were finishing the castle since we finished day 1 near it...
>>537168660RUDE! Some of us are really cute and really pretty…
>>537169386I can't read
til gaols close after day 2
>>537168660I know that was the joke I was making
>>537169487I wanna be baited by a convincing trap and by the time I realize it's already too late because my horny has taken over
>>537163514>>537164301>he isn't part of the weekly VR Nightreign roleplay club (p.s. we need an ironeye and a fulghor we DON'T need more revenants we have too many revenants)
>>537169628yethe bosses don't go away if already opened though, so you can use your key and come back later
>>537169391sorry gaolbrain took overi dont even run that relic
>>537167940I dont think it's normal for your first thought on getting horny to relate it to if you were a woman
>>537170262I beat that boss first try she was pretty easy
Sorry Rev and Exec, my game crashed out
what is the WORST starting gaol to get at level one? I vote farum beastmen. tanky, agile, deal high damage, too many of em, only get a blue reward for all the time spent. At least with banished knights there's just one each
>>537170468Deathrite bird
>>537170468farum and duo are pretty neck n neck
>>537170121People think they can play duchess, recluse and revenant for months and not be affected by the consequences of their actions.
>>537170583I don't get it
>>537170743He's hitting the wall rather than the golem.
>>537170468>>537170673>>537170645>doing a gaol at level onesteamies? for the blocklist
If I have "Draw enemy attention while guarding" on two relics, will the effect stack?
>>537170583Kek, did he get the golem?
>>537170468banished knights always double up on you with bullshit attacks though
>>537170935No it was at full health when I got up there.
>>537170860ive never gotten hit once in this game so i dont see the issue
>>537170468Crystallians if no one has striking attacks is hell.Godskin duo is also godawful.
>>537170468Why are you going to a gaol at level one you stupid fucking retard
>nigger wylder takes both halo scythe and mogh's greatspear in front of my faceroundhouse kick all wylder players
Dammit... sorry Rev... I'd just charged up my ult too right when caligo killed me...
GG guardian it was close, sorry I ran out of FPalso wylder why did you quit I had a wending and ult
>>537167940>>537170121>>537170687Another egg cracked by playing girls in games lol. Another sister will soon join the ranks!
Caligo didn't even apply armor a second time, damn
>>537171581That run felt cursed so it's good that we were even that close to winning in the first place.
>>537171749gg
>>537171139
>>537171581I hit the dragon dead on with my ult and the game went nope :^) that's a rage quit from me, dawg
>>537171459>get marais from astel>ping the dupe and dupe it >wylder dupes, runs off and dual wields for the rest of the run rather than leaving it for the other wylderthey just have no brains anon
>>537171978Yeah I saw that, was complete bullshit. Janky dragon heat hitboxes man.
>>537172068>dropping marais for randoms>dropping legendaries for randoms>dropping anything at all for randoms
just lost 3 matches in a row against libra where the rng was absolute ass and my friends kept 3-barring at 50% health it is now time to rope
>>537170121I think it's normal actually since mostly women get cheated on
>>537172919Blast rope*
>Kind of feel like trying a full FTH caster run since I've never done itHow good is the destructo disk? (Single light ring) On paper it looks like the best option for a general use spam spell, being absolutely dirty cheap at 3 fp, but obviously you can't judge a spell on it's stats alone if, for example, it has a complete dogshit cast time/useless tracking/etc.Is it like FTH pebble or is it just gimmicky bullshit? Is it even a good choice for full FTH or is it only good for FTH/INT?
>>537173025You know full well that's nothing to do with what that anon said!
>>537173043A problem with holy only is that later I'm the game more things become resistant to it
>bird main vs mega goatThis shit sucks. It feels like I'm actively a detriment to the team unless I manage to get a Bloodhound Step weapon, otherwise I literally cannot dodge out of the ground circles before getting fucked, and then I'm going from "lowest damage character" to "WAY lowest damage character because you have to replace your Ash of War with a non dogshit dodge roll".>Just block themLmao madness
>>537170920No
>>537173356>guardian for librawhy are you throwing
>>537173140I have no idea actually, but then again i'm not a mentally ill retard that perma thinks about cuckoldry
>>537173271Yeah I'll have to get "chuck rock" and Black Flame fireballs for those, I just need something cheap to use as a generic mob blaster if I want to go full caster.
>>537173468Because I am bird man. I have beaten every single Lord and Lord (Spicy Version) with him, and I will defeat the faggot goat with him too even if I need to beat my head into a wall until it happens.
>>537173468I only play Guardian. I don't adjust, counter pick, or swap. I play Guardian, and if we can't win with me playing Guardian, then we don't win.
>poison antspur rapier
>>537173543Yeah it's decent thenLike I like using the lightning spear better, but the discus is pretty good as a bread and butter spell
I just quit if a gaydian joins for libra
>>537173931>poison antspur rapierstill less dps than just mashing r1
>>537171508>>537171581>losing to fucking calligonames immediately
>>537174069Terr
>>537173745>>537173892based birdGAWDS>>537174028cringe
gg glitched dragon we would've won anyway probably
ED Libra is actually worse that ED Augur.They are virtually the same except you can forget to bring/not recognise libra's storm ruler in the form of any weapon/spell/AoW that cheeses condemned
>>537173356Just in this thread there are 3 bird wins and thats just people who posted their screenshots>>537144289>>537151463>>537158181its time to gitgud birdbro you are too weak
>>537174067retard>>537174069ace slugma sludge merchant
>>537173356>bird main vs >It feels like I'm actively a detriment to the team unless he’s so close
>>537171459>>537172638You will give me legendary weapons.
>>537174332the boss will be dead before your pointless poisons do enough damage to make up for the lack of dps you chose by using a stupid weapon
>>537174125i only heard about it beforenow i experienced itwhy is she like this
will depths finally make guardian support throwers useful
>>537174526it's about the downtime when you cant hit the boss you stupid fucking retard, you're not convincing anyone that having a continuous stream of damage is a bad thing
>>537173543Those 3 are pretty great. You should be alright.
>>537174894she's depressed and the background music is the only thing that stops her from self-harming
>>537175562name for the blocklist?
>>537175791slugma
Playing guardian is painful
>>537175191I think guaranteed revival ults will be more useful, since even good players are likely to 3bar against these bosses with a billion HP and damagebut if it's truly a oneshot mode then revenant is still going to be better for not having a cucked dodge
>>537175191sure
im sorry for choking so hard as executor. im just not doing really well rn im sorry
dogshit executor
>>537176020Playing with Guardians is even more painful!
im kinda hyped for deep of night but i also know theres zero chance from is capable of designing a competent hard version of their rollslop
>>537176245shut up bitch
>>537171289Stop doing trio waifu squad. Crysties are jobbers
>>537176245im sorry my eyes are sore from crying today and my hands are shaky. im playing the game to dsitract me
Sorry bird and katana bro. My controller died during the dancer and dogshit steam crashed when I reconnected it.
>>537176020Struggling is an essential part of the Guardian experience. Don't run. Embrace it.
I play guardian to play on hard mode because this game is too easy
>>537176379I like this image
>>537173931>Tfw no Poison Flower Blooms Twice to make it extra spicyI wonder if they're gonna add DLC weapons when they add Shadow Shadow Bo Badow mode
how do guardians cope knowing no one ever wants to play with them?
guardian is just boring
Fantasy genre enjoyers, what other IPs do you like? They don't have to necessarily be like Elden Ring and Blouls, or even games at all.Add your own answers with the Other selection.https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWVV4xnA
gg execs
I drop yellow weapons to erg and get blocked later for unrelated reasons
>>537177218Some of us are just built to endure adversity and hardship. We know that even though you may not want us, you do need us, so we endure so when the cry for help comes, we are there to answer.
2 ouutttt offff 33333
>>537176305This but ironically. They're bad at designing hard video games.
>>537177509I like the Deep Dark Fantasy genre
1/3 forever on erg password.Nobody is queuing for anything ever.
>>537177348/birdgang/
>>537178064just 3/3d after making this post >>537177939
>>537178186No I'm still 1/3
>>537177654gg, it was really fun
>>537178064we all moved to the new no guardians password
Should I block Extremist?
gg rev squad, goat meltedalso rip your grafted stacks sens I couldn't reach you in time
>>537178124>>537177348Does that page include Everdark versions? I pretty much stopped fighting normal versions once they came out.
>>537178529wrong image
>>537178525you beed a shield for that
>>537178525he's good
>>537178529there's no saving rainlets.
>>537178525yesbesides being a birdjeet he's an obnoxious zoomer faggot shilling his shitty twitch stream and spams offtopic garbage
>>537178538yeah I only play everdarks and I played loads when they first started which is why fulghor and gnostor are so high since they kept coming up in the early rotations
>>537178983A good guardian is worse than a shitty revenant
gg goat
>>537178993just use a stopwatch next time, you got about 120 seconds with revs ult
Damn, Recluse cleaned up the condemned with Adulla's.
>>537178484erm...
>>537179358it's a great spell
trying out the erg group password for the first time. Is it always this slow?
>>537179228tra
>>537178529yeah I got the timeout ticks right as I hit the jump pad, and it killed me full-none before I could touch the ground and ulti, really hate that mechanic, not like the stacks matter much for a rev anyway.
>>537179446What're you queuing for ?
>>537179621ED fissure in the fog
>>537179658Usually if its slow i just post 1/3 x boss and someone will queue up
>>537179348No
>>537170583lmao, these out of context gifs don't do favors for my reputation huh
>>537179361https://files.catbox.moe/1fbfhh.jpg
does anyone play on playstation
>>537179446https://steamcommunity.com/id/LordofERGblock this guy, cheater who put marais and grafted effects on his relics
>>537180370yeah browns and children, which you wont find on erg luckily
>>537179446Sometimes, yea. It used to be pretty fast, within 30s, but these two specific everdarks really put people off. One's boring and one's annoying. Not only that, but people have pumped hundreds of hours into the game and are just taking a break until the DLC drops. If you post that you're queueing, you're more likely to get people tho. I regularly post that it's 2/3 and get someone pretty soon after.>>537180220>>537170583what is you even doin' buddy lmao
>>537180370just me
>>537180481Nice you made some cute slop for once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL66h4uNPPoUSE. *clap* THE. *clap* EVERGAOL. *clap* RELIC.
>>537180370i do, but i'm in the cage
>>537180752
gg, he just took 0 fucking damage huh
gg goat the godfrey axe weapon art stomp staggering the condemned is like the first time that "legendary" has been useful. slow ass zero dps weapon
>>537181021I'm not taking the gaol relic off for libra. The fight is pure bullshit.
>>537180481fun enjoyable games with Bjark playing Revvy and me playing Wylder!
>>537181239yes, we know you are a tourist, you've been kind enough to wear the mark.
new relics?haven't seen this effect in 400 hours
>>537180481>>537181285Duchess is close enough
>>537181285stop talking about me goddamnit>>537181021>>537180752evergaol relic is for noobsget good relics(not mine)
>>537181347They just changed the descriptiornfdks from "improved throwing stone damage".
>>537180752Alas, as a poor underprivileged bird I need every single Relic slot just to make my character not dogshit. Perhaps someday I'll roll a good enough gacha rock to actually have good traits, but as of now I need like 5 of my 9 slots just to actually play the character well.>Heal on Ult>Shockwave on Block>Stamina on Hit, (triggers on above shockwave, you can literally gain stamina by blocking)>Heal on Block, for elemental chip>Ult Charge on Block, so you can get your ult in an emergency by blockingAnother Stamina on Hit would be nice since it stacks with the +1, but I haven't gotten one. I'd also like extended Whirlwhind since it can be used to refill stamina mid enemy combo while blocking, but alas, RNG has not allowed me to do so. Whirlwhind on Halberd Heavies might be nice but again I wouldn't know because lmao rng
>>537181486That Endure isn't fooling anyone
>>537181347>>537181489Boooooo, I thought it was a Glintstone sorcery buff.
>>537179927Yes !
>>537181320Every other nightlord and ED is fine you don't need the gaol relic for them. But you're not gonna convince me ED libra is fair.I'm going to open as many gaols as I want and you're going to continue seething while I win and you lose constantly.
>>537181757You wont though, because when I see you have that relic I will be collecting keys and dropping them where you'll never find them. You'll get your one from wearing the mark, which is a fair 5% dmg buff for a single relic slot, but unless you're quick (you're not, tourist) you shant be seeing more.
>>537180752>shieldless birdjeet gaolslaveis this extremist's alt account?
>when someone has a melty because you use this instead of the yellow evergaol relic there's plenty of keys around
>>537181486Those are pretty crazy but I can't go without my whorefrost stomp. That poise and dex do almost nothing and the bell is sometimes useful for saving a few seconds vs a lv2 golem but thats it, if I could I would much rather start with a stonesword key and get stamina per hit or something.
what gennies does nezcuck post in we must take revenge for xim destroying our precious gennie
>>537182263/gsg/ on >>>/vst/
>>537182020>xhe thinks I play with ergI'm already aware you and the many players here are mentally ill troons. You don't have to confirm this with your post.
Just don't use relics, it's that easy.
>>537182362Good, keep yourself quarantined from my games, saves me the trouble of carrying and subsequently blocking you, tourist.
let our guard down near the end lol but it was fine, more interesting game that way hahahgg
>>537182656no, YOU let your guard down like a retard, I was playing perfectly
Only one more rotation of ED bosses before we get the deep mode. What do you think the next two ED bosses will be?
>>537182778so did you beat the boss alone
>>537182778>I was playing perfectlybut everyone died?
>>537182656gg. i almost got comob'd to death the second my wending grace iframes wore off. i was mashing ult like crazy.
>>537182806Dog+ gen 1 ED
>>537182806probably give gladius his rerun before depths dropsdunno who hasn't had a rerun recently besides that, gnoster maybe?
>>537182937>losing a run with erg passwordnames immediately
>>537182210this is cheat engine. lol
good afternoon, this is an unedited screencap from Nightreign
>>537182972yeah it was cool, you got to feel nice about reving multiple people with an ult and i felt nice killing it with mine! geegee
>>537171459Shut up cuck don’t disrespect Rev’s BVLL like that>>537181285So true
Was this hacked?The other two relics this exec had were mid, but the composition of this seems way too good.
>>537181001Just a couple more hours PSwagiemickybro hang in there!
>>537181285Is bjark a cute femboy?
>>537183318nah, the hacked version of that relic would have seppuku
>>537183318Hackers usually don't half ass things, he probably just got "lucky" with this one (its not actually that good)
>>537180752About to watch this. What should I expect?
Gotta start practice against all bosses before the new mode comes out. I love autistic women (no trans) by the way.
>>537179005Us zoomies don’t claim him……….>>537177790God that’s fucked up what are they don’t to Revy…….
>>537182582You seem upset, troon. Gonna cry because you won't be able to throw my game? Imagine being such a sensitive tranny you block people over relics.Extremely embarrassing behavior. No wonder people are put off from playing with you freaks.
>>537183502Bloodblade is worse than corpse piler, but it can shred everything before night 3
>>537183087I genuinely got that one legit, spent about 600k murk on relics so at least I deserved one bloody good one
>>537183816thats what every cheater says, you're blocked
>>537183318>>537183649are these legit I've got 400 hours and never seen blood blade or corpse piler on a relic
2 out of 3gonna be my last game for the night
>>537183647You just recently came to tranny porn didn’t you? You stink like shame and embarrassment with how hard you’re laying into trannies.
>Found legendary in a random box>It's a braid of hairI've only seen this thing once in my like 200 runs, where do I need to bring it? The description implies it's a key of sorts, and I noticed the rather distinct Erdtree trunk in (iirc) the South of the map- is that where it needs to go?
>>537183816That anon isn't me >>537183930I believe you, but I think you have a small penis now
>>537183972I wrote rivers of blood at first before writing the name of the skill, but river of blood is gonna be better than blood blade either way.
>>537184060if you hang on to it for the whole game, you get to see the night lord's 4th phase
>>537184060hidden door in the ravine near the castle, has some "special" loot inside
>>537184060you take it to a church and it kicks guardian faggots out of your game
>>537170687>>537171582You might be on to something…
I thought we were going after Libra. Caligo's arena jumpscared me.
>>537184019>brings up tranny porn out of nowhereWhy did you think it was a good idea to mention your fetish? I would stop replying if I were you before you bring shame on yourself any further.
>>537184601>>537184396>>537184593This one seems most plausible.
>>537171582post sauce
>>537184818
>>537182210I'm jelly. I have 3 relics with Evergaol+Postdamage and the third effect is trash/actively bad/there is no 3rd effect respectively
stop shitposting in the spirit shelter
>>537185093
So is the new DLC just a cheap MMO layer?
>>537184938Plain but can be made passable with a bit of effort.
yea i aint gon lie i need this bitch bouncing and sucking on my cock TODAYTODAY!!!!!
gg frog, B-chan
geeggoat died really fucking fast lmao>>537181606EnDuRe IsN't FoOlInG aNyoNe that's what u sound like>>537182253Duchess is the only character I have actually good relics for, she's also my favorite character tho. I'd really like to replace endure with whorefrost stomp or sorcerer's rise fp.
>>537185650uh oh cheater melty
>not taking madness balls into the fightyall have no foresight
>>537185650It's fine to not have whorestomp just let your resident Wylder orbiter do that for you (to you)
gg wylders
>>537185848I just eat them then eat the coins in the sandpit
>>537176179I fuck smug brats who look like that
>>537185848Eat the coinsEat them allchomp
libra pigeonholing everyone into frenzy flame and vyke spear is lame
>>537185202What sort of effort exactly?
I really need a cute erg sissy to slob on my knob
>>537186095You can just not take them, the boss is easy mode nowadays anyway even with randos
>>537186263nta but for me it's simmered with>olive oil>garlic>onions>capers>red pepper>tuna
>>537185650Same here duchessbro, my slot 2 looks crazy CE level and the 3 vigor has actually saved my ass before but the sorcerer's rise effect is not actually that good. I get maybe 1 per game and even in the games I don't get one I just need to eat an extra starlight shard or something, its hardly noticeable unless I get 2 rises or more. I'd much prefer the 3bug one that gives way more FP just by having it and also regeneration from successive attacks but sadly I don't have a relic that has both [Duchess] Improved Character Skill Attack Power and evergaol effect.
>>537186529>skipping the direct counter to the bossname? for the block list
GGWas a pretty chill ED LIBRA run. I love moon magic.
birdshit guardian
>>537186263Not a fan of tuna, but this nigga has the right idea >>537186634For me it's whore sauceDisclaimer- this brand is just the first Google result.
>>537186002gg
Do these mountains remind you of anything?
>>537187625Mount Gelmir.
>>537187249Seems boring after the 11th moon, but maybe thats just me.
I have such an insanely low amount of start with key relics I might just go back to the sigilslop one
Are the Fextra players good? What bosses do they queue for?
>>537187860Playing with the aoe damage to hit the npc's is very rewarding.
>>537187808Reminds me of how they did some of the mountains in SMW
>>537187860I mean it’s fun spamming moons at people much like it fun creating AoE grab fields with radhanns sword
>>537188653theres slanted ones in the first level
>>537149779that is very frightening and insensitive
>>537187625https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_places_with_columnar_jointed_volcanics
I tried setting up comfyui but it was too complicated for me and /hdg/ had too much overwhelming info I didn't understand so i gave up
>>537189271Beautiful. They still remind me of Mario though
very epic triple revenant ass eating
gg Duchess and RevSorry for not cloning that godslayer sword I wasn't paying attention to its passive
>>537188426>>537188709Moon has minimal risk>longest range spell in the game (or near it)>extremely strong autoaim>slow projectile that speeds up, ideal for all ranges>hits like a truck>debuff that makes subsequent magic spells hit harder (but who cares about other spells, you're just going to spam more moons)>rare alternate version adds frostbuildup for a second debuff that amps magic damage, and has a damage proc>its one caveat is that it has a long cast time with no poise, but easily mitigated by extreme rangesMary sue spell, the one thing I think keeps it balanced is that it doesn't benefit from charged sorcery passives (i think)
>>537189696>level 13names?
>>537189696Shiftyduck went his own way most of the game. I can't believe we won this.
>Staring at Grug just... wailing on Libra in the middle of his X zoneTruly living up to his name
>>537189871SensShiftyduckLast one is me I'm not telling you who i am
>>537189947you're spirit
>>537189696that black knife in the dupe room had me stressed out
>>537189734>>537189936gg raider and duchess, kinda jobbed a bit but luckily we had the revive to fall back on
>>5371896963 trannies or 3 men?
>>537190623Why is everyone a tranny in your weird world?
>>537189696what the hell was the turtle one doing
>>537190623>shittyduckwhat do you think?
>>537187625are you trying to say this vaguely looks like that one nikocado avocado pic
>>537189871>>537189923>>537189947That wasn't me, if it was I'd post the uncensored results
>>537190226Huge mistake, you don't fight in the rain.We could have been level 15
noticing that there is almost always someone who clearly did not participate in the match trying to stir shit by replying to people who just played like the guy above
>>537189936It made sense to me at the time it still makes sense to me and I will do it again.
>>537191261Based grug
>>537191230Jealousy is real.
>>537190701Troonophobia is the new homophobiaGuys that were always insecure about how slapping their bros on the ass might make them seem gay are now also insecure about how playing a female character might make them seem like a trannyThe rise in troonism and troonophobia are both manifestations of the greater testosterone crisis. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
>>537190226yeah that was exciting
BEST ERG PLAYERS BY CLASS:>Wylderpepe>Guardianyerbatero>Duchesspivvvot>Raiderrevenantismywife>Executormarz>Revenantspirit>Reclusefreud>Ironeyequintoneus
>>537192148weak bait pepe
>>537192148>freudQuick, post that image of xer threebarring to the dog
>>537192290Recluse vs dogs is a pretty cancer matchup to be fair
Had an ungodly day at work and am now hopping on PC ED dogs/goat. Carry me please.
>>537179923I love boobies
wtf that's not a dog
>>537192290Don't do that.
>>537192670Why?
>>537183318i have several relics like this so probably not, weirdly the Evergaol buff + some kind of armament skill change seems super common. i have more than one Gaol + Hoarfrost relic for instance which seems like it would be rare for how good it is
ed goat 2/3
>>537192970https://www.livescience.com/23500-why-men-love-breasts.html
>>537193368>too lazy to answer himself
>>537193784she asks this every fucking time, she doesn't even want an answer
>>537193784here's what chatgpt said:The attraction many men feel toward breasts is a mix of biology, psychology, culture, and individual preference. Here's a breakdown of why this might be: Biological & Evolutionary FactorsNurturing signals: Breasts are biologically associated with fertility, nurturing, and reproduction. From an evolutionary standpoint, they can signal sexual maturity and health.Oxytocin bonding: During sexual activity (and breastfeeding), stimulation of the nipples can release oxytocin — the “bonding hormone.” Some theories suggest men may subconsciously associate breasts with emotional intimacy and connection. Psychological FactorsEarly-life associations: Babies associate breasts with comfort, nourishment, and security. Some psychologists suggest this creates subconscious connections that persist into adulthood.Taboo and curiosity: In many cultures, breasts are sexualized and hidden — which can increase desire due to the allure of the forbidden. Cultural InfluenceMedia and norms: Western media, in particular, has long portrayed breasts as sexually attractive. This cultural reinforcement can shape personal preferences.Fashion and marketing: The beauty industry often emphasizes breast size and shape, reinforcing the idea that they are important and desirable. Individual PreferencesNot all men are attracted to breasts — preferences vary. Some may be more drawn to other physical traits, personalities, or emotional qualities. Attraction is complex and deeply personal.In short: men may love breasts due to a combination of evolutionary cues, cultural messages, emotional associations, and personal tastes — not just one simple reason.
>>537193882...oh. Okay.>>537193916So I prefer asses to breasts, am I abnormal?
there's no way deep night is going to be good or fun at all
>>537192148>>537192290Freud wins by default because no one else plays Recluse lmao
>>537194597I do.
ggs cabrito
>>537194597not true.
Looks like Libra is destined to always be one of the worst bosses in Fromslop history
>>537194979trvke, even promised consort shartdahn was better than this slop
>>537195185PCR is kino.
If you run health and vigor relics on duchess, revenant and recluse you can bring your hp up by 200 which means you'll start getting 2 shot instead of 1 shot.
Libra is already one of the best bosses thoughif anything we need more RNG-dependent bosses because RPGs have RNG as a core part of their design. souls is not a pure skill-based action game series. no-hit challenge runners should not be the sole metric we measure boss design against
>>537193882It's never a real answer
Why would I want to play as a character that can get oneshot? is fromsoft stupid and why do they hate revenant so much
>>537195435libra isn't a boss. it's condemned featuring sometimes libra occasionally. LOOOOOOOOL
All the seething tourist posts about their Libra pubs really is the best part of this week. You are bad at the game, just as bad as the randos you are playing with. Keep crying about it on this mongolian basket weaving forum, we are all laughing at you.
I fuck dragons.
>>537195543they're going to buff revenant's summons in the depths, right
>>537195652you sound upset that someone made fun of your least favorite game. btw I'm not a tourist and have 500 games with erg and beat ED libra before anyone else here.
>>537195676>only 41 mariosanon once you get this or graft just ignore anything your team is doing and just hit enemies
Perfect
>>537195791>seething>seething in esllmao, pottery
>>537180752He's kinda spittin doe. you can get useable passives from crates and key chests and a good purple guaranteed from the mines and shop. why even bother fighting bosses and castles?
>>537195970I redeem your concession.
>>537195652It's kind of annoying because I already beat him because I got carried. But now he ruinz every winstreak
>>537180752Jesus fuck his vocal cords have been ravaged by onions
>>537195741All the characters get oneshot in depths. Raider dies to the rats at the starting church
gg goat lol
How do you get more sword keys after you've already used the key you spawned with?
>>537196934Buy them, drop them.
>>537196934you don't, that's why the gao key sucks balls, it makes you think it has great value but it's at best a +5% dmg up
thanks, bruvs
gg that was a fun goat fight
>>537195652Poor guy
>>537195512there is no answer that you will be satisfied by
>>537195652Who's "we"? Are you skipping your schizo medication again?
>>537196934You hop from poi to poi even if you have to take a spirit tree, run across the map, or do some rain running. That's how I hit 6-7 unless we have multiple key starters/village/good key luck. knowing which chests spawns ("see treasure on map") also helps.
>>537196934When you play the game enough you remember exactly which chests drop them like 80% of the time. They are usually in Forts and Cathedrals, the other chests do drop them too but its much lower chance. There is also that one chest in a baby trashmob camp with all the crashed cars that has it 100% of the time. The special town merchant also sells them for 6k,
>>537196934Forts and Great churches usually have them in a chest
>>537196934https://youtu.be/m5chfaH7tLc
>>537197410>There is also that one chest in a baby trashmob camp with all the crashed carstbf the traffic there sucks
Who else likes fight deer at lvl 5 out in the field or 7 on top castle (especially as guardian)
>>537196934https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5chfaH7tLc
My favorite cumflation artist released some new stuff today and it sucked im sad now
>Players will have a rare encounter with the phantoms of other players in other worlds that appear in the Lands Between. These phantoms will appear randomly, and interacting with them will replenish the Ultimate Art gauge. These phantoms also drop an assortment of equipment they had, and will be passed on to the next Nightfarer.did you know that that filled the art gauge?
>>537196934You'll pretty quickly figure out where keys drop.
>>537197860no? KeKJKKKKJJ
>>537179005>zoomerWhy lie, I remember where I was on 9/11 do you ?This bird hate seems organic tonight yes sirn...
>>537197953what's 9/11?
>>537197953Yeah I was having sex with your mom, 9 months later you were born
I havent played since like the 3rd everdark and not even because I got bored but because runs are too long for me to have time for in the day and at night Im tired and it makes me sad
>>537198390It's the deep of night release date
>>537198390The hallowed day when the US realized they weren't as untouchable as they thought and that it was finally time to pay for fucking up the world.
>>537181540Sad because the ones you really need you're missing, and also imp negation and poise on dmg, imp attack on dmg, hp rally
>>537198487and then they quadrupled down on fucking up the world2 towers weren't enough
>>537198390ninings leven:wen dem plains flew in dem towers
>>537198587US are like that fat kid that get a warning to behave, but decides to scream even louder just to annoy people.
someone queue caligo ED
>>537197183I dont understand
>>537198741I want to see your breasts
>>537198487You mean the day they blew it up themselves so they had an excuse to invade the allah akbars for their oil?
>>537198919Kill yourself
>>537184617You'll be okay sweetie. Take your time and start exploring your feelings.
>>537115860>least disingenuous terr seethekino
>>537198418Where's your vitriol come from lol
>>537192148Good bait
>>537199520Idk what that means
>>537192148nice try I am better than all of those people at all of those classes
>>537199795oh yeah? name?
>>537199795Oh yeah? Have sex with me to prove you're better than me at nightreign.
>>537199795you're definitely not better than my duchess I'll tell ya hwhat
>>537199795Oh yeah? show us your dick then.
>>537200448Sure, raise your skirt and bend over.
I'm back, how do we feel about Deep of Night now that it's official?Btw I'm curious, if a messages popped up that flame of frenzy appeared, and then was defeated, and your team mate kept dropping, pinging and picking up Vyke's, while pinging a location on the map, would you get a hint that maybe, just maybe he did the frenzy event and you can pick up a free Vyke's spear? Cause my randos didn't and we lost despite me killing 10+ condemned and getting Libra to about 1/4 HP
damn bros i tried... you were supposed to crawl away from the wylder camping your bodies...
What kind of designs do you hope future nightfarers will have? I hope we get a cute shota.
>>537200765That's a boy
>>537200885Touch grass.
>>537200869You are a gay pedophile and you need to be murdered in cold blood
>>537200791That makes sense once you explain it, but I probably wouldn't understand, you probably would've been better off pinging the spear, then pinging the location and having them follow you
>>537200765Hnnnng this is how duo Nightreign was meant to be played…
>>537200329Anonymous.
>>537201014this is the most real & honest & true post ever written on this website
>>537201014Boy website. Cope. Seethe. Dial8
>>537201069I did, they didn't follow initially when the message appeared
>>537192148>Probably the most 'jack of all trades' player in ERG>Feel like I don't have a main anymore>Don't get associated with a main on lists despite mogging these people at their own mains It is what it is.
>>537201387>xhe thinks it can mog anyone KEK. you are a C tier player at best dont get ahead of yourself
>>537201387Name? For the name list.
>>537201126Just saying, but if Duchess, Recluse or Revenant got a spanking whenever they screwed up...
>>537199019>le US invaded le middle east for oilThis IDF meme again?Our oil sources have been the same for 60 years
Depths will save Nightreign, I'm so tired of almost all random teams having shifting earths (usually Noklateo)
>>537201313It's probably on them for not doing that, yeah, but still I don't think I would've understood what the pinging meant anyhow
>>537201387oh yeah? name?
>>537195652I empathize because all the erg shitters job to that nigger boss if they dont get high damage aoe ashes and miracles. You aren't winning in trios without good luck with weapon drops.
>>537201640To you? daddy
>>537201296They're all from games directed by Mizazaki. Is there any hope for Nightreign then?
>>537200241Jews couldn't do that without your support, they almost ran out of missiles against Iran. Thanks for your trillions goy we need more wars in the middle east, don't you want those arabs dead?
>>537201387you retards think way too highly of yourselves
>>537201539>depths 3 cope post
>>537201780probably not, and honestly we already have enough "le cute kid" memes with revenant
>>537201549Devil K***ht
>>537201747dad? you came back!
>>537201593Hot…throwing a bit to make sure I’m spanked every game…what do you mean why do I have Endure equipped on my starting weapon? It means nothing!
>wraff doesn't buy a small pouch oncedropped>sane ryan always takes the worst possible option from a dormant powerdropped>dist kills Libra with randoms before Libra even summonsbased, what are (other) erg-approved Nightreign streamers?
>>537201549Uknonzaemon
>>537201981Damn Revenant. Shitty brat!
>>537201981>Revenant Amergroid Edition
>>537201895>lower C tier talkingopinion discardedcome back when you're promoted to us A tier GVDS
>>537202652>come back when you get demoted from S tierWeird post. Anyway, lower your tone when speaking to me buck tier.
>>537202631not liking big butts is a sign of low test, anon
>>537202315Getting spanked so hard by anon I let out an ult scream instead…>>537202631Forgive me I like McDonald’s breakfast a lot…
>>537202869>AI slopAnd people make Patreon for these?
gg wylder and duchess
That caligo run was absurd, how did we win lol
>>537203242>>537203349gg
>>537202869I'd rather have high IQ and self-control than high test. You are a slave to porn.
>>537202976Spanking Revenant with a green switch.
Alright, Depths mode required I suppose.
>>537203436but what if you have high test and high IQ and self control what then?
Release HERO_BUFFER right NOW
>>537203791why do you want to play the buffer supportslave bitch? I'd rather play HERO_ATTACKER
>>537203951he's a gentleman and a scholar I hear
even doe they're "nightfarer"
I dont care I want more NEW things to do NOW
Group buff durations should have been doubled or something in Nightreign, golden order / commander's standard last like 3 seconds.
>>537203785I prefer big boobs, you wouldn't get it being non-white and all.
sorry shiftyduck i didnt revive you in the rain i assumed you ran out of time and got instant killed. man bird how did you do that animation cancel victory dance please give me the tech
>>537204226zased
>>537204385Shiftycuck
>>537204491Butt...
Two games in a row as Duchess I got wraiths while walking with:>death rancor or whatever the default PoDS spells is called>bloodboon with FP regen on hitthe second setup in particular was amazing, I got FP back when enemies stood in the bloodflame. Depths will be worth playing, but only for faith Duchess
>>537204385gg goat, and yeah I hit the death timerlast track of time finishing off that gaol
>>537204226whiter than you but ok buddy
>>537204634that last minute gaol was so funny the last misbegotten tried to hide and time us out
>>537204620Baby making sex with Duchess mains
>>537204226Brahmins are white people, what are you talking about?
Kill the little fags around the loot drop so they don't beat my ass while I'm picking a reward please.>Just be quicker!!!!Shut the fuck up bitch you only got your shit and got out because they chose not to target you
>>537204732>Amermutt cope >>537204895SAAR we are European Aryan like you saar! Full SUPPORT SAAR
>>537204931Why are you being homophobic, what's the matter with you?
>>537204385>>537204759
queue up ED
>>537205008I don't debate fascists. My great grandpa said the only way to debate a fascist is to do to him what he talks about doing to you.
>>537205190how did he do that
>>537205451Your grandpa sounds like a weird faggot
>>537205507Had a bad internet connection so he zooms. Maybe he lives in the west bank, Israelis jam 4G and 5G so they can't use it, they have 3G at best.
>>537205451I'm going to fuck you in the butt until you love it.
>>537205190Giggling at cute boys being cute
>>537205757I-I'm cute...
>>537205595Yeah he used shotguns to debate with fascists
>>537205507you just swap weapons while moving, and the standing weapon swap animation will play for everyone else.
>>537205008Im european you moron
>>537204226>prefers the part of the body that cannot be impregnated and is meant to be sucked on by a babyyeah, low t, that's why you have to spit /pol/cel cope
Why tf does the Messmerflame stuff do nothing unique? Black Flame can burn and the coolest flame VFX does fucking nothing
>>537206098It tracks.
>>537206098Tracking...? Hello?
>>537206142>>537206319Flame Skewer buff also lasts shorter than fucking Black Flame Armament
>>537206018me too saaar
>>537206098near perfect tracking is better than 2 seconds of health zapping for a lot of enemies, if you're gonna complain about messmer incants, do it for rain of fire
>>537199019Lol dumbass. There's one group squarely had an interest in getting the US more involved in the ME
>>537204931I kill them all myself because no one else will. I'm slow and need time to decide what to replace in my set up. Since everyone else grabs random stuff and leaves, it leaves me to kill stuff. Sounds like you'll have to do the same.>>537205875You are very cute. You have a very cute and squishable and kissable face.
>>537198487>fucking up the worldbut enough about the USSR
>>537206679>You are very cute. You have a very cute and squishable and kissable face.
>>537206585Messmer Orb has no hyper armor and doesn't work on most DLC bosses
>>537206391nice try baljeet but brexit happened so you cannot possibly be european
>>537192918I fuck pouting glaring sluts who look like that
>>537197663Get a better fetish faggot
the real question is why are the bayle incantations so bad
>>537206797<333
>>537200241>>537201795The obvious ideal scenario is for them both to kill each other far away from us
>>537190701I mean, he pretty clearly asked it as a question first>>537191506Dumb and gay
>>537206972No, the REAL question is why he doesn't get a weapon
>>537201014This. Everyone knows we’re a cunny general.
>>537185457calm down wylder>>537189040you should see what i did with them
I wish all us ergies could get along
>>537200765>>537201593>>537202315>>537203492I look like that but I don’t have that done to me…
>>537194568Facts. Truth. Say it louder.
>>537207340the shitposters are all /v/ermin, they got tired of posting /pol/ shit there, so they came to shit up the place
>>537206062You can’t “impregnate” an ass either…? What is this south asian post
>>537207513I look worse but I'd love to do this to a butt.
>>537207728you know very well when people say "ass" they're talking about the whole lower body, little baby boy
>>537206852Okay his spells are pretty sad in general because once the game is over you never get to use them and there's so few bosses to use it on. The game died so fast right after the dlc dropped. And now in this new game we have no way to guarantee which seals we get so we can't choose any spells we want.
>>537207849? no they're not lmao
Hey guys I haven't played Elden Ring in ages, are dueling shields still broken?
Elden ring?
>>537208754I wonder when they add dueling shields to NR
>>537208772what is?
>>537206062>polcel Not being the non-white allegations, jamal. >he's too weak to fuck the titussy weak.
>>537138901in depths you know the boss at character select, except on depths 3 and above where there is a random event of not knowing the boss at all until day 3other events are, everdark instead of regular nightlord and having no icons on the map except the jumpsprings
>>537206854>Typical Ameritard thinks the continent of Europe and the European Union are the same thingAmerican education moment.
>>537209161What are you talking about? Brahmins are white people.
>>537206062Do blacks think you can impregnate the ass? Dumb groid moment.
>>537207728He's black so ape doggy style is the default to his brain.
>>537209179What the fuck having no icons is devastating
I hate fighting tree sentinels as recluse. By far the most annoying matchup in the game
>>537209532I don't think they have any problems impregnating and recluse has a lot of children
>>537209865The discussion was tits vs ass, and you associated ass with impregnation because you are black. retard.
>>537209179that sounds obnoxious
>>537209747it is pretty fucking rough, but quite fun, it's a routing killer and with so few seeds there'll definitely be a memorization meta and/or people using seedfinders mid-game
>>537209179>no iconsdoesn't matter too much outside of not knowing what type of camp it is from a distance but maaaaaan
>>537209787Get some health relics you can bump your health to maybe 900 or above to get 2 shot.>>537209179How will all the bad players get carried?At least I got my 100% achievement today.
>>537208620I didn't say it was a fair fight as it currently is. Obviously israel can ass rape them with impunity as is. I said the ideal scenario is them wiling each other out. Read the post.
>>537209312https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is_LvsdmtOk
>>537209967I'm not black, I'm from India. Central India actually. It doesn't matter what the discussion was, when you say something wrong you have to corrected. Have you looked at Africa's birthrates? They have no problems impregnating even if they go for the ass. Maybe you could learn something.
gg super goat duchess and revenant. i thought it was over after that awful day 1 chase for the sentient pest but we raped libra. lucky gold drops helped too
/erg/ actually talk about the game challenge impossible. we're turning into /dsg/
>>537210286GG kingsthat was the 2nd run in a row where i have to trek across the whole map for that bug nigger
>>537210231>I'm not black, I'm from India
>>537210129And I'd like to beat everdark libra in one hit of a sword. But that's not gonna happen is it?
>>537210371we were lucky it was early day 1, we got a bunch of free money for it, but i was seething mad the entire time i was going after him. also i think revenant got lost following us on the mountain lol
>>537210345It's the devs' fault for adding next to no content in this piece of shit along with dogshit tranny characters with lack luster backstories.
>>537210054It’s the stupid parry, he just frame cancels his attacks and goes into it and the reflected projectile travels at Mach 10
>>537210724there shouldnt even be characters. just classes and you create your own character.
>>537210759Why don't you cast the spell from the other side?Also try the meteorite staff it bypasses all of it.
Kissing /erg/ girls on their tummies
>>537210954Yeah imagine if you could pick your stats on the level up screen and if your relics determined the loot. Then you could level to 150 instead of 15. But I think they've done it this way to make it faster for people so they can level and run immediately.I don't like these characters
>>537211201>I don't like these charactersthats so sad to hear. the characters have all been given superpowers and special abilities, i think that makes it a lot more fun than normal elden ring
>>537211174what. the. fuck.
queue up queue up queue up
>>537212327>>537212327>>537212327>>537212327>>537212327000 posts + page 10. Migrate when ready.
>>537205507Only depth 5 players know the secret.
>>537210231You might be the biggest retard in this general and thats saying something>>537210448I mean it could if you know how to cheat.>>537211379Means nothing.
>>537210724facts
>>537164134>>537165302kill yourself >>537165217kek
>>537211798Holy mother of based
