#1944 - Dog Days editionHalo Info:>Current Infinite Operation: Shadows (8/5)https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/shadows-operation-launch>Latest Infinite Update (8/5)https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/fall-2025-playlists Halo News:>Helldivers II x Halo 3: ODST crossover Warbond Announcedhttps://youtu.be/h2OsqLRWi8c?si=hDzN5Z12HNc1cs2s>Halo x Fortnite crossover detailedhttps://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2025/08/02/fortnite-reveals-chapter-6-season-4-name-concept-and-halo-connection/>The Falcon and Carbine return for Infinite's Fall Updatehttps://www.halowaypoint.com/news/fall-update-2025-halo-infinite Previous >>536391357
>>537149441PUT DOWN THE CHALUPA
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Bleach is the root of all.
Friday Night Halo, Tonight on MCChttps://discord.gg/QmBHwh24Use "Main Lobby" to join the party.Host: dankcucumberTime: 9pm ET
>>537149570I prefer pozole
There will be a MAJOR Halo Announcement at the HCS World Championship in Seattle, Washington in FIFTY-SIX (56) Days!What is it? Well, we don't know all the details. One thing's for sure though, it's shaping up to be something BIG.Strap in. We'll Make it.
I will show you something MAJOR alright. Hnnnnnnngggggggg
>>537151882Eacharum will never be relevant again
>>537148308I wonder how disorienting it is for Cortana and/or other AI's to be transferred from one system to another. Like in the opening of CE when Keys asks "Are you ready?" she takes a few seconds to close her eyes and presumably just "feel" the Autumn one last time. He told her to prep for a hot transfer or something earlier, so maybe she was still working on that, but it seemed to me like she was just savoring a few moments, which for an AI would be a really long time. (Side note: why was she so attached to the Autumn?)
*cough* SAY WHAT?
>>537153839not funny
>>537153524She leaves a small clone of herself in the Autumn i think that's what she's doing there. Happens in The Flood book.
>>537153524originally, she was just supposed to be the ship AI for the autumn. the autumn was her home. so she was just saying goodbye to it. but with subsequent games and books her role got more complicated.
>Halo in Fortnite>Halo in Helldivers>Halo in No Mans SkySURELY the reveal next month is going be something big right?
>>537155478Halo on Playstation
have a nice halo day guys
>>537155853NO
The Endless has arrived
Gekishin Squadra is about to rape Halo so fucking hard.
1. Fortnite2. Roblox3. CoD HQ (BO6 & Warzone)4. Minecraft5. TC's Rainbow Six Siege6. Grand Theft Auto V7. Rocket League8. NBA 2K259. College Football 2610. Marvel Rivals11. Forza Horizon 512. Madden NFL 2613. Apex Legends14. Football Club 25 (Series X/S)15. Helldivers 216. College Football 2517. Delta Force18. Red Dead Redemption II19. MLB The Show 2520. Madden NFL 2521. Overwatch 222. Dead by Daylight23. Ready or Not24. UFC 525. Grounded 2 Game Preview26. Battlefield 204227. Gang Beasts28. Halo: The Master Chief Collection29. Skate 3 (Xbox 360)30. Halo Infinite31. Gears of War Reloaded32. Star Wars Battlefront II (2017)33. Destiny 234. Fall Guys35. CoD: Black Ops II (Xbox 360)36. CoD: Black Ops III37. Farming Simulator 2538. Football Club 25 (Xbox One)39. PUBG40. DayZ
>>537168907>multiple overlapping AAAIIIIEEEEEs
>>537168907>>537169105>Battlefield still winning>MCC over Shitfinite despite DA BIGGEST CONTENT DROP EVAAAA>Fucking Skate 3 for 360 over shitfinite also>Gears already irrelevant again 3 days after launch>Deadstiny
>>537168907Helldivers didn't make as big of a splash as I expected.Also wow Forza Horizon really has become MS's go-to 1st party game this gen. They're smart to go all in on Horizon 6.
>>537168907>>537169702Helldivers should have released sooner on Xbox but it still sold hundreds of thousands of units based on player numbers alone
>>537120294>fixing H3 BrutesBuff the Spiker and Mauler. Either a flat damage buff or remodel them, make them two handed weapons and increase their overall performance.Introduce a Brute precision weapon, an analogue for the Battle Rifle and the Covenant Carbine.Remove armor break. Individual pieces of armor can still be destroyed but only after removing their shields.Shield regeneration. Simple as.Increase melee damage, especially for Brutes armed with weapons with bayonets.Berserking Brutes should be significantly faster and deadlier. They should also be rarer.
>>537169702get ready for ToKIYNO anon
>>537169786It definitely sold well for sure, but it's clear the player retention could have been higher. Looks like a decent number of people have already dropped the game before the first weekend.Part of it is 2042 has had a decent resurgence with people playing to both get that BF6 fix and to grind up the BF6 fomo unlocks in 2042's new free battlepass.
>>537169820>Horizon 6 set in Japan>its just hills and country side and no Tokyo Drift like city racingGRIM
>>537169702>>537169820Motorsport died so Horizon could drive.
>>537170147there will be some urban areas, but a majority-urban map would be boring
>>537170174And this is a good thingAll they have to do is just put race track locations as an option for like freeplay or multiplayer
>>537170174literally this.>>537170329yup.There is no reason they can't implement some authentic courses into the map or even just make them in a seperate mode.
>>537168907I expect CoD to still beat out BF6 when all is said and done. It will be closer but CoD will win out.
What's the best Forza Horizon?
>>537170686Theres no way Battlefield can win cause CoD inflates their numbers by keeping their free to play mode combined with the paid mode. Theres a reason why the top 3 games for every system are free.
>>537168907>>537169105>infinite losing to fucking 2042
>>537170952BF6 is doing the same thing with their BR mode so it's even
>>537168907>Destiny below HaloWE WONFUCK BUNGIE SISSIES
>>537171238BUT INFINITE HAD ITS BIGGEST UPDATE EVER
>>537170970That has more to do with 2042 getting a huge boost across the board post-6 beta.The game is still on sale for 3 bucks on all platforms and they just released a new map and free pass that has BF6 unlocks.They're basixally capitalizing on the hype.If you want to clown on Shitfinite, clown on it more for being under MCC and Skate 3.
it's ok.There's a skeleton crew working on the video game.
>>537171559I'll show you my funny bone if you keep that up.
>>537171421
Put mcc on Playstation.They basically share everything else anyway.Also, don't put Infinite on it.
BUT THE FALCONBUT THE CARBINEBUT THE NEW BTB MAPS
ehehBig Team Slayer on Valhalla go brrrrrrrrrrr
Halo
>>537172514>Big Team SlayerAwww yeahhhLet's get it>on ValhallaYikes! Couldn't be me. Give me Sandtrap, Sandbox, Avalanche, Last Resort, Standoff, Rat Race, or Longshore any day over that.
>>537174247Is Mokou flat?
>>537174382>Sandbox
Helldivers
I rented a giant robot, it's the shit. I feel like Halo.
https://www.moddb.com/mods/spv3-for-halo-ce
>>537168907Dead franchise... fraid so
>>537178750why do they all have bell bottoms
>>537179217Halo X in Halo Y... Home...
erm...
The best character in the franchise. Nintendo did it right restarting the franchise every title
>>537183127wat
>>537182383AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>537183127Reminder that Marty demanded he be killed off because he's black
>>537185453AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>537182383ELEPHAAAAAAAANT
lolis are NOT halo
Arby and the Chief season 8 is so fucking boring and why is the first episode 1+ hour long?
on my way to halofestso freaking excited...
>>537190349Don't look up how old Cortana is
how tonights halo fest is finna end
>>537194668
I don't want to play MCC...can we play Infinite instead? I'm scared of running into sSicks again.
>>537196521Dis my first time joining an /hg/ game, who is him?
>>537197175You'll meet him in due time. He is inevitable.
>>537197175
>>537197175A warrior...
>>537197436>THE UNTOUCHABLEAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i havent played with the regs in 3 years
s-sSicks sama.....
>>537197436>reachpeople who are actually good at reach mp disgust meimagine putting time into that garbage when you could be playing literally any other mp, yes even 4
>>537197428>>537197436>>537197551ohhow do we defeat him
>>537198056You don't. You lube your anus and pray.
there are rumors that they're planning something big tonight... possibly the end of /hg/ as we know it
We're not making it to #2000.
"We" ?
The We
I AM THE WE
>>537200579
>>537200525>>537200635
A reaver...
>>537169820are they going to announce the new forza Horizon at the next event?
>>537200635Send him this through xbox live
Halo will be played tonight.
>>537202384Shut the fuck up
>>537203032Nobody cares
I care.Checkmate, nihilists.
>>537203532the mr angery has arrived
Our sister series is on sale, right now.
sonic the halo general...
The final 12 minutes until everything changes…
Fun time with shadehaloxz in 10 minutes.
/hg/… was never quite the same… after shades halo night
Seals will be clubbed.The seals are us, by the way.
GET IN THE LOBBY, YOU FAGS.
Something irregular is about to happen…
The mutes...
>>537207913there's already 8 people in tho
>>537208457JJAB failed us...
>>537201521>are they going to announce the new forza Horizon at the next event?Game Awards
The Regulars have assembled, the world is already shaking under their power
>Shade hosts>instantly a successthis should be the standard
play infinite
what's the score?
the rapenning
the WHAT
The Raped
First W for the IDF
This is a sausage fest. Where are the girls?
hows the rape going?
never played halo before, is infinite still alive?any slower/chill pvp game modes that is at least 12x12?I'm casual with excellent aim but I'm low iq
>>537210912big team battle is 12 v 12
>>5372107802-0 in favor of us.
>>537210658Red is at a funeral or something
sSicks has spared us.
Follow them from a distance…
>>537210912Halo is anything but slow even by today's standards.
>>537211485I mean like no crazy movement and map control requirements like quake champions or cannon fodder gameplay like battlefield, like you kill a dude and a second later he's behing you (he's fast)
why did red leave
Undefeated, unraped.
>>537212007After witnessing the horrifying glory of his creation, The Regulars, he ended his life…
Our cherry was popped.
>>537213984>raped by a [UNSC]
Sexually assaulted.
The Regulars are getting arrogant… send in sSicks
Sexually assaulting.
Consent accidentated.
>>537216916AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Raped (plural).
>win every game>quit and let dank take my place>lose every game
Forced.
>>537218772it was 2 games
>>537218885three
Firefight. Set start. Tough luck, on. [Spoiler]Catch is a terrible skill that I hate very much
The Trans just won bigly on halo 2
Gaping.
>>537219365based can we play some ff later
>>537219685WitherAway withered away...
>>537219685I mean thanks for selfishly ruining the fun for the entire enemy team in a fucking big team battle match
>>537219748Sure, but not today. I will post about it tomorrow I suppose
is dank being le moody
He's not even playing
>>537219789Sorry im too good
I've run out rapey words.
>>537220629Someone needs to stop these regulars…
Despoiled.
green cutie
>>537219934ogey thats fine by me
Baza ruined Christmas.
You're a mean one, Jingle Baza
A lot of halo has been played tonight, can you say the same battlefags?
Molesting.
the first two missions of halo 3 are so unbelievably bad idk how they approved that boring slop
They're fine.
they literally make me not want to replay halo 3. same with the retarded slow down shit when the gravemind or cortana speaks so fucking mind bogglingly retarded.
>>537223479There are mods for that, but yeah. that shit was unacceptable. Thank Marty for those, btw.
>>537223479>>537223337Trans af
master obese says fuck transphobes
success tonight?
>>537224579
Halo.
>>537224764that looked nonconsenual for both of you
>>537224764man i miss the hg boys sm :(
pfft, lol:>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ApuV4ZBmGEs
>>537225925... why do you miss them just join the discord retard
>>537225984infinite's grunt voices are dreadful
rlly fun first lobby, thanks 4 hosting shade, I think I'll keep playing with u guys :)
>>537226962:3
>literally the most fun party in yearsyou fuckers better do this Latest bi-monthly
shade is the /hg/ chosen one
lol the no bros... what went wrong?
lol the no fled to Battlefield...
new glownigger just dropped
>>537229975No one tell him...
>>537230202He don't miss.
>open battlefield general>people posting other games
>>537230392Sound is working again. Thank God.
>>537230392many such cases
It's not Halo though.
>>537230881>closes the doorkino
>>537230943sorry
>>537230943i have to get through my backlog before posting halo
Fuck off, Baza.
>>537230392>>537230881>>537231708>>537231867>>537232026
all me btw
Thunderbolt squad lost this cap months ago
>>537149441Reach a shit
so where are the halo webms, baza
>>537234347
>>537234347I'm burned out. Maybe next month after I get through the cold waters clips.
>>537238568The AR sucks they shouldn't have bothered.
>>537240209>thinking they or anyone cares about gameplayThis game has been nothing but a cash cow from the very beginning.
>>537238568>h2 odstBased>reachshit Into the trash.
>>537241736the tranny that made the good halo mods is too depressed to update them rn
okay
I didn't ask but thanks for your input
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhAjqJxk6go>September 2007https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9G5uoyJl1A>June 2007...Marty?
>>537241736it's okay they're xbox players they don't know the harm they're causing
is dokibird gonna play Halo 2?
silksong is gonna rape halo so absurdly
https://youtu.be/SF_K_05b_Wg
Choose one:Halo 3 ODSTHalo 3 OSTHalo 3 ODHalo 3 OS
Which Youtuber or Twitch Streamer do you want to try Halo or think their playthrough would be interesting/funny/entertaining?Saba would be cute/funny at first but would quickly become frustrating to watch. I'd have to mute Filian after about 15-20 minutes but her reactions would be very funny. Dooby would be really good at the game but I'd probably get bored after a bit. Neuro would be hilariously fascinating, especially if her parents, Vedal and Annie, are there too playing co-op with her, and maybe another guest, just to round it out to 4 players.
>>537274981it peaked with dokibird
yeeze should get into vtubing. he could be a gote
>>537277335No males.
>>537278273my oshi is a male vtuber
>>537278565male vtubers were a mistake, but to each their own
xobx
I AM A SPARTAN
HALO
>>537282601hagrid
When discussing whether or not something is 'Halo', or even when arguing that a particular Halo is more Halo or less Halo than another Halo, just remember to keep this essential point in mind.
>>537284778>Battlefield doesn't have the WarthogEurospammer BTFO.
There will be a MAJOR Halo Announcement at the HCS World Championship in Seattle, Washington in FIFTY-FIVE (55) Days!What is it? Well, we don't know all the details. One thing's for sure though, it's shaping up to be something BIG.Strap in. We'll Make it.
>>537286090
>>537285080>Battlefield doesn't have the WarthogYes it does. It's an older generation model, the forerunner to the modern UNSC Warthog, but it's there.
Halo Studios, don't you DARE make Halo 3 Anniversary.I like the comfy file installation size, thank you. No need to muck with it by forcing us to download all those extra unnecessary 4K assets. I'm not convinced after CEA and H2A. The extra file sizes are not worth it and I don't even play on anniversary graphics but I have to download them anyway when I play the classic versions of those games. Do not ruin Halo 3 like you did with those games.
I'd be fine with Halo 3 Anniversary if they give us more BTB maps.
>>537286635the machineguns on these things are too underpowered
>>537288436Yeah, but they're pretty nice for defending points from infantry. No one uses them so even though you park it near a flag, they think its empty or don't expect it and will sometimes run past you. Then you can take them out and move the vehicle to a slightly different location and get the drop on one or two more guys before they catch onto you.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GCC74Cv0q5w
>>537293289now grenade jump with it
>>537289108you're always better off just using your rifle
hornet from hollow knight vs cortana. who are you taking out on a date?
Sarah Connor
Estelle Bright
>>537294095well i can only rape and impregnate the bug, cortana's a hologram your dick goes right thrugh
not an option.
All of the above. Nonconsensually.
>>537294950you cant impregnate bugs
>>537295183not with that attitude
>>537294434Her? Inseminated.Your post? Terminated.
cock in my ass
Halo's coming back.
>>537298006what's that?
what the fuck is a "nive" day you braindead moron
Don't be mean.
>>537298829omg i just hit the wrong key mr angry
that's not my name.
Yes, we know who you are. Stop being a little bitch.
>>537234797>>537238568So, this is playing Halo
How far are (You) in the new pass?
>the unfunny brit comes back>the off-topic nonsense picks up
Quick question does wort.gg track modded campaign stats?
>>537300806Based brit
>>537286090Judgment day is inevitable.
>>537300806You should be thankful.
Fuck Halo desu
Nah.
>>537300806At least he's posting
where would you fuck halo?
Stop samefagging, Baza. It's embarrassing.
>>537301387the classic hater
where would you fuck baza?
>>537301581there are at least 4 posters right now
FOUR minutes
Would you fuck me?I'd fuck me.I'd fuck me hard.
post Halo.
>>537300806Not sure who is, but trueSometimes someone post some shit after a dry spell and the thread wakes up for a bit.... then dies again
Who is the most fuckable regular?HARD MODE: no yeeze
>>537304973Red is married.
>>537304973I’m not a regular so I don’t know much about Yeeze, but I saw a screencap once where that lady said she’d never post in this general again, like over a year ago
>>537305663Does anyone know this lady?
I shall cumtribute the lady.
she has a cock
The vehicle health system in Reach is so silly.Someone can do all the hard work just to have someone else (usually me) take all the credit.
https://youtu.be/5NQ20M-B7Z8
yeezeid cum tribute...
>>537316193Please....
>>537226114jobber's dead and the boys rarely get together
>>537317594ummm we got together yesterday???
>>537317621the circa 2019 boys
>>537317858that webm was ftom yesterday
/v/ is making fun of us again...
>>537319425Of /hg/ or Halo?
>>537319425i wish they'd make love to us instead
>>537317858dank, pacha, jjab, bias, kabu, y0g, wizwog, and yeeze are in redcord tho
pozole
AIEEEEAIIIEEEEEEEEEAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>537320869yeeze left actually
>>537324513>Yeeze left againGoddamit. Stop sexualising him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu109sHz0Kk
It takes effort to scroll past all the shitposting, but then anon complains when a gameplay mechanic discussion is longer than 2 sentences in a post you can skip over it with just your eye movement.
Yeah, some of the discussions are recycled, but so is all the ERP and discord spam which is endless and anons don't even bother to do a tl;dr version, they just spam several pages-worth of nothing on repeat, every thread.
What is even the point of leaving the discord? Just ignore it or don't talk.
>>537328809Lol does it make you feel bad to see people leave?
>>537328809it's about sending a message.
So don't complain about Halo posts being too long if you're not going to shorten/abbreviate your own spam.
how about I complain about whatever I want
>>537328809it's because of so many gay people
>>537329229As long as the topic is about Halo. (Complaining about the length of posts, or about someone from your discord is not Halo)Example: You can complain about the point anon made about a Halo mechanic, not being convincing enough to change your mind about it. And explaining why you feel that way would be helpful. This is Halo.
>>537329526>And explaining why you feel that way would be helpful.You don't even have to explain why you feel that way, actually, just explain why his argument isn't convincing. Or provide a stronger argument against his.
That is weird how Bleach isn't allowed on /a/ though, just remembered that. That's kind of hilarious. That's like how RWBY isn't allowed on /a/ or /co/ either. Wonder why. That would be like Halo not being allowed on /vg/ or /v/, so we'd just discuss Halo on /fng/ (Fortnite General) instead. Luckily that's not the case so we don't have to think about that.
>>537330254>Bleach isn't allowed on /a/why even make that up? what's the point?
>come back after 3 months>it’s still just gay off topic name gay discussionI don’t understand what type of mental illness keeps you all posting here.
>>537330732autism
>>537302754>... then dies againIt’s because there’s no fuel and that depends on Halo StudiosI honestly don’t know why this general is still alive and not dead like the Forza general
>>537330828because halo has stronger legs than forzaall you do in forza is drive on a track
>>537330990like and fav
>>537330509That's what anon said. Was I lied to? Other anons even agreed. Or are you the one lying? I don't go to /a/ very often, so I don't know. I don't watch or read Bleach anyway. More of a One Piece guy, and not even into it enough to visit/discuss it on /a/.
>>537330828/hfg/ Halo and Forza General
>>537332386when
>>537332437Always has been. (The 'f' in /hfg/ has active camo)
>>537221472Im free for firefight now. I have never in my life played halo firefight multiplayer so I have no idea how to get it to work desu, or if we will even be able to play together as I am on the good ol xbox
the forza boys never got mad at my dumb posts and were distant but kind :(
>>537330732Because there hasn't been a war yet
>>537320869jobber and andrew were my fav lads
>>537280357I also follow that X account
>>537333709why?
>>537334117they were actually good lol
>>537334718yes but what did you like about them?
>>537333115fuark, Im not home rn, but i'll be back in around an hour or so, u can start now if thats 2 late for u
>>537324513bias needs to stop bullying him. we all know he's not actually gay.
Tick tock
>>537335473i’m waiting desu
>>537304973>>537305663>>537316193it reminded me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxTyxDiOXp4hope she’s a hot girl
>>537347878The Flamethrower Hog is so goddamn shit.
.
This thread better survive the night or I will be sad.Don't make me sad.
Letting it die just for you.
DO NOT MAKE ME SAD.please
>>537330828The acceptable level of shitposting that this place has generated is kino to me. When halo has another happening, bitches will complain about the same dumb shit with midwit tourists coming in to act like they're all edumacated about bumgie and gaylo studios meta bullshit while shitposters become even stronger as the catalogue of irony and memes becomes deeper and danker. /hg/ is the most whimsical and creative general on the site and that scares certain people. People who demand to be taken seriously. People who demand conformity.
why did he stop posting it?
>>537170970Like since the memes began to come out
>>537168907>meanwhile mint sissy keeps telling in his videos that shitfiinite is so popular on xbox and the population numbers for steam are the wrong stadisticsKek. MCC chads won.
>>537168907>gaylo 5 no where to seeHuh? I was told that it is the best Halo MP experience ever? HAHAHAHAHA!
>>537273040Halo 3 OSDM
Shut up.
>>537356234>The acceptable level of shitpostingThis needs to be defined more clearly. What we end up actually getting is just a bunch of anons flirting with each other talking about their day as if they were in VR chat, or barely disguising their scat fetishes behind an Escharum png (And discrediting the real Escharum posters). Spamming Bleach characters isn't being creative or whimsical, it's just being offtopic. Apparently Bleach is allowed on /a/, so now we know anons have been lying to try to get away with shitposting offtopic stuff that has nothing to do with Halo.
>>537380360The US Navy lost this war months ago. Your carrier strike groups are broken. Scattered. Hunted! DEFEATED. By my hypersonic missiles and AI-driven battlenets. I wish I could tell you it was difficult... but it wasn’t.We are one step ahead, ALWAYS! Taiwan Province is already under our control. Soon, the island of Guam as well. The PLA Navy fights to honor the WILL of OUR PEOPLE!But... without challenge... I grow weary... lost... alone...But... here you now sail.This is my last fight, a true test of legends! Our story will outlive us both!SET A FIRE IN YOUR HEART, ADMIRAL! BARE YOUR AShMs! FIGHT ON! Sink well.
>>537382719>>537356234(Part 2) You still have to follow the basic rules of the site, and there will always be some level of conformity no matter what. Everyone types their posts in English, everyone is limited by the size of image/video attachments, you can't spam Middle-Eastern conflict propaganda or calls for political violence without getting reported and having those posts deleted. There are basic rules that everyone must follow. 4chan is not an anarchy website, it still has its own rules and it must follow United States laws. You can be as creative or as whimsical or as silly as you want, but you still need to attempt to make it Halo-related if you want to post it here. The rules aren't enforced 24/7, but that doesn't mean there are no rules.
>>537382719>bad faithnext time just ask what I'm talking about rather than assuming i'm talking about things you specifically dislikebesides, you can't cherry pick the shitpostingif you want any of it to exist, you have to accept all of itwhen shitfinite came out, the general was flooded with tourists who mass reported any post not bitching about the ttk and load timesALL the shitposting got smashed by the tranny janniesjust use the filters >>537382945didn't read, life's too short
>>537382812>The US Navy lost ̸this ̵w̴a̷r̸ ̸m̴o̸n̶t̵h̷s̷ ̴a̴g̷o̵.̴Y̸̤͑o̸͐͜ȕ̶͕r̷̞͝ ̸͚͝c̴̥͐a̷̐r̶͎͝r̸͍͑ḯ̵̯e̵̗̒r̵͇̓ ̷̠̓s̶͍̿ť̶͜r̴͚͂i̸̢̍k̸̛̗e̵̯̎ ̶͈͊g̸̟̚r̵̯̒ó̴̧ŭ̴̢p̸̺͋s̷͔̚ ̴̃ä̴̧ȑ̴̗ė̴̙ ̶̨̀b̷̮͆r̴̟̃o̷̊͜k̵͖͊é̴̱ṇ̷͗.̵̞͆ ̶̌͜S̶̛̗͝c̷̪̎à̴̝̣t̴͎̼̓ț̴͊ẽ̴̡̗ṛ̸͗̇ẹ̸̈́̈́d̶̩̟̔̐.̸̣͊͠ ̷̹͗H̸̘͕̆u̴̥͊ñ̷̩͋ẗ̷͕́̈́e̴̝͘ď̸̩͉̊!̸̱̃ ̶̩̐D̸̘̱E̵̎͋ͅF̴͇͐Ȅ̸̮͘A̴̠̎̊T̷̜́̓Ë̸̢́͛Ď̵̠̃.̷̻͇̀͐ ̷̰͊́B̴̡̻̀͠y̸̘͂͐̈́ ̷̝̜̐̈́̔m̴̺̥͉̓ý̷̧̭̱͠ ̴̬̏͘ḧ̸͓̱́̐̌ỳ̶̖͋p̶̢͇͖͋͒e̷̬͇͒r̸̠̓̕s̴̬̫̮̉̾o̸̻̐n̴̥̼̩̈́̐͠i̷͉͎͒c̴̩͝͝ ̷̛̫̍m̴̹̦̿͒ḯ̶̝̬͑͝s̴̖͆͐͝s̷̨͕̉̈́͛i̴̜̳͐̑̍l̸͈͉̝͋e̶̠̥͐̃̈́ŝ̶̜̹̂͌ ̴͉͉͈̊͝â̴̙̭n̶͙̘͛͝d̵͎͊̂̽ ̴̟͋Ȃ̶̢̠̘I̸̦͌-̶͎̹̐d̷̺̈͐̔r̷̢͔̼͛̈́į̴̝̗͆̕v̷̮̉͗̃e̶̜̬̪͝n̴̪̱̍͆ ̵̛̍͜͠b̴̧̮̻̊̒̌a̷̡̜̰͋t̶̤͗ť̵̗̦̀͜l̷̩͔̇e̷̗̓͛̚n̴͇̓ȩ̷͇͋͋͒ṯ̵̟̈͘s̴͍͇͔̀̓.̶͚̙̉̐̚ ̴͇̟̈́̀̔İ̴͙ ̷̙̦͖̝͂̎̑w̶̺̑ḭ̴̡͍͚̂͑͐s̷̰̰̺͇̕ȟ̵̞̂̎̕ ̸̧̫͕̪̆̓Í̶͕̟̖͕͋̏ ̵̍̀̍͑͜c̶̫͋o̷̺̠͐ū̵͚̫͈̗l̵̙͠d̵̝̪̓̈ ̵̯͌͐̈́̈t̴͈̪͉̿͜ë̶̙̭́͋͋l̸͉͖͒l̸̟̺̋͝ ̴̡́ỹ̷̝̖o̵̝̜͚͉̿̃͝͠ú̷͉̩̘̜͒̐ ̵͓͑́͜i̷̢̝̜̇̆̀t̴͔͚́̇ ̷̢̥̦͍͛̇̉ẃ̴̞̹͚̦̋͋́ặ̷̠ș̵͓̉͌̈́͠ ̵̞̤͙̀͜d̸͚̻͆̚i̵̛̤f̵̞̠̈́͒̿͗ͅf̷͇͆̀͝i̸̝̻͖̓ç̸̞̪̏u̸͍͋̍l̶̛̟̀̾͌t̴̯̫͔́̏͒͘.̸̧̺̀̃̎̚.̶͍̹̋̆͋͆͜.̴̻̯̫̋ ̸͍͇͔̦͋̍b̴͙͋͠ù̶͖̈́̂͝t̸͉̜͖̃ ̵̭̣̏̏͠i̵̘̖͓͛t̶͍̓͌ ̷̣̱͑w̶̺̃̌ä̸̛̪́̈́͠s̸̳͖̆̇͜ͅn̶͎͍̹̿̌̈͝’̴͖͊̆͘͠t̴̟̟̫͕͂́̈́̊.̷̯̩͈̎̋̇Didn't read
>>537383587true, true
>>537382945are you fucking german? you wait for the green man before crossing the road?
Sigh
I'm going shopping. I'm going to ride in the pedestrian lane and pull wheelies when passing pensioners. Poster above shall SEETHE.
poster above's getting nicked!
>>537383136I gave specific examples. If you don't agree with the examples I gave, then be more specific at the start. Those are genuine arguments I made based on the information you provided in the previous post that I attempted to address and narrow down because of how vague you were. You had plenty of space to be more specific, you don't have to wait for me to ask you to explain yourself. And since that's all you posted, naturally I'm going to assume that's what you want us to discuss. I picked those specific examples because that's what I've experienced and that's what I can talk about. Yes, I agree if you want to take away all the shitposting then you should take it all away. But while that does make sense, I'd rather we police ourselves up with some common sense instead of having the law do it for us. The shitposting lately has gotten out of hand.>When halo has another happening, bitches will complain about the same dumb shit with midwit tourists coming in to act like they're all edumacated about bumgie and gaylo studios meta bullshit while shitposters become even stronger as the catalogue of irony and memes becomes deeper and dankerThis is too vague, but if that's all you're going to post, then don't blame me for attempting to decipher it. You had plenty room to go more in-depth if you wanted to, you don't have to wait for me to ask you for more details. That's what you posted, and normally you that's what you would address. You could have have just responded with the actual examples and then I would have realized I was wrong in my approach. What did you want me to respond with, something like "what do you mean?" Why would you need to wait for this, you could have done this on your own without me asking. Why would you post something without all the information you intended, that's what's confusing.
>>537383790>you wait for the green man before crossing the road? Y-Yes. Even if no one is around...
>>537384817didn't read
Post too long, I yawn.Eyes skip, don’t read a word.Make it short, please.
but genuinely i'm not reading that shit you've already proven to be a rude guya healthy back and forth isn't narcissistic walls of textask grok to shorten it for you or something
Read this.
>>537385787my filter bot blurred the middle
How bout this
Why would you even have a filter bot? At this point leave the site, holy fuck.
Why are her toes not visible :(
Last one, some nice new Tanas. We'll probably get more fanart of her once the reboot happens. Not to mention a bunch of AI-generated Tanas, which seems appropriate since she is an AI herself.
>>537386026are you retarded?
Baseline 3 Ticonderoga's jammer is causing a stir amongst the high councilIt is capable of terminating posts without firing a single left mouse click
the announcement is gonna be the mega bloks halo game
>>537390096it'll be a celebration of all the halo crossovers with no new announcements
its gonna be a halo story in minecraft
it's gonna be halo ce remake in cry engine
Halo Wars 3: The Return of Atriox
>>537392384Fucking retarded that halo wars blew up the shield worldthen 343 blew it up as well
halo wars had such a shit story not at all what is expected of a halo game
>>537313645Isnt that how it works in all the games?Besides, I kinda like contributing
>>537382719>>537382945>>537384817holy shit you're a faggotcan't you just talk normally?
>>537397439Only in Reach can you steal a Wraith kill with an AR. I've stolen kills from Scorpion and Spartan Laser users with a mere pea shooter.
Stop enabling his faggotry.
>you will never have AI slop made of your spartan
>>537382719>>537382945AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
st0ck grippers
>>537385467>5/6/4Fucking idiot. We're raping you for this one.
There will be a MAJOR Halo Announcement at the HCS World Championship in Seattle, Washington in FIFTY-FOUR (54) Days!What is it? Well, we don't know all the details. One thing's for sure though, it's shaping up to be something BIG.Strap in. We'll Make it.
We're not gonna make it.
we'll make it.
>>537419904Even japs aren't making accurate haiku anymore. Sit down, unc.
>daimyō tremonius writes worst haiku of edo period>asked to leave palace of pain dishonorably
>>537343970Based serial killer pedo clown metalhead, very cool
let's post Mint Blitz
Don't care. Playing Halodivers.
>>537428538lol no
not a regular
Black Ops 7 won
If being a Regular means not playing Halo, then i don't wanna be a Regular.
A Regular>A Regular
Oh I'm a regular alright...>*ZIIIIIIIP*HHNNNGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR>*PPRRRRPPRPRPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT*>*flush*
not funny
Very cringe.
Respect the Spartan Code.
>>537426695sooo le edgyy omg
>>537432770Not cool, Cheeks. Not cool.
I hope the reboot has a big team heavies playlist on launch
>>537437580He actually deleted it holy shit. We're just messing around man.
Calm down guys it was a joke no need to call the nanny to kiss your boo boo’s.
Amazing how little it takes to keep these people happy.Pic unrelated.
>>537149441>2020+5, nearing 2026>No new halo games past infinite in the worksThe Banished won
>>537446850Not working.
>>537446932They are one step ahead. Always.
>>537447742Escharum's sacrifice was not in vain.May he Rest peacefully.
Escharum is irrelevant coloring book tier
yeeze's cock
Also irrelevant.
Should I download Infinite to try the mutilator? It looks fun.
>>537452936Not really.
>>537452505post it
The Halo 3 Magnum is fine.
>>537454384Correct
A regular is a featherless biped.
BEHOLD
MOA JOCKEY
And everybody wants to be special hereThey call your name out loud and clearHere comes a regularCall out your nameHere comes a regularAm I the only one here today?
>>537457369damn
Humina humina awooooo
HALO. Not for angels.This is no place for subtlety, no place for pity. This is a place where aliens want to turn humans into a bad memory. A place where strategy matters indoors and out, where your weapons and vehicles are both human and alien. Your enemies are as numerous as they are ferocious; their attacks are devastating. Survival is not guaranteed. You face opponents who have never known defeat, who laugh in alien tongues at your efforts to survive.This is suicide.This is a place for carnage.This IS Halo.https://youtu.be/Fx00l-O_Kmc?t=333
>>537459363>reddit spacingMore like this IS reddit
>>537459363what
>>537459434>calling bungie’s own words redditsounds like you need to go back.
have a nice night guys
>>537461858Sleep tight, lil bro.
>>537446850let me see moree
>>537461941no i’m not going to sleep yetjust wishing you all a good night for now
>>537461858Make me
>>537461858Thanks lady.
>>537466071>no halo modcringe
>>537466668I dont mod my games unless im 600+ hours deep into it.
>>537467140cringe is cringe is cringe
>>537330828>>I honestly don’t know why this general is still alive and not dead like the Forza generalBecause this fucking general is kept alive by a handful of faggots desperate for attention who turned it into their personal chatroom.
>>537468143are the handful of faggots in the room with us now? can I talk to the handful of faggots?
There's a guy on SB writing a fucking Halo/Wheel of Time crossover and I kinda want to see where he goes with it, but he's only getting like 3 viewers a chapter and I'm afraid he'll quit
>>537468143With passive aggressive fags such as yourself thrown into the mix.
>>537155478That’s called selling out. It means we’ll never get a proper halo game again since they can just rent halo’s used butthole to other gaming companies.
Come play ElDewritohttps://www.eldewrito.org
>>537470009as always, the answer is noqueue the unhealthy reaction to rejection
Do you guys have the time to talk about the Elite and why they're so cool?
>>537472154Why not tho?And what do you mean by unhealthy? we are just looking for players.
Getting old hearing "Halo is back!" for the millionth time desu.
>>537472909here's a tip, autismoif someone rejects your advance, do not jump on them with requests for feedback and justificationssimply move on to the next personbut the push economy is a backwards idea to begin withall the third world countries prioritize it over pull economy which is ultimately why they are so shit
>>537473376now lemme show you my tip hehehe *pulls out penis*
>>537473376You don't have any idea what youre talking about so im not wasting more time with you.
ticonderoga's jammer spoofed the two posts above
oh i'll show you ticonderoga's jammer...>*ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*>*flop*
>>537475636forgot pic
Anyone up for Halo MCC multiplayer or coop should message JingleBaZa on xbox or add JingleBaza on steam.Any time zone can work.Mic preferred.Open NAT type preferred.Must be a Fullbring arc truther.
aNOTHA one filtered above
.................
>>537452170Escharum is relevant cooking book tier.
The unfunny Brit is such an attention whore.
>>537469338link?
>>537478120ONE FULL STACK GROUND POUNDER MOA BURGER......AS AN APPETIZER....
>>537483042>poultry burger
Jega, why is the... female... attempting to speak to me?
>jega enters, wearing an "I'm With Her" shirt
Who's "her"?
Shortana
>>537484867Tails post bottom and top surgery.
>people actually simp for 4tana
>>537483256Do brutes even have gender stuff or are they like orks where they grow from fungus?Do they even have females?
>>537149441https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nPMJwrAM30
>>537495658sawce?
>>537487292
Is this the halo thread?
>>537507627Is it?
it's over
>>537495658she's such a hooker!A HOOKER!
>>537168907It's so fucking over. It's beyond redemption.
>>537170174Motorsport was good but I don't get the appeal of Horizon, it's very arcadey
he gave me some service with his soft boy soles
It's over
Do you guys like John-117?
>>537518962Man
we are nice people here
>>537495786it's just soulless reskinsthey behave nothing like minecraft mobs
>we
>>537519001who's that?
have a great day halobros
just got back from workticonderoga's jammer
>>537526654yess and I have corroborated it well
oh and mogadishu tonight in Helldivers 2we will verify that you have all the selected halo mods installed before you are invited
nah
>check steam groupYou niggas have been mogging dishu without me!
So...the medal ceremony at the beginning of Halo 2I can't be the only one who remembers that the Chief got a metal, like, stuck into his armor, and he saluted back on Hood.Am I crazy?
>>537532591you're probably mixing up your expectation of what should have happened vs what actually happened
The Regulars
I'm not a cat.
posting about the regulars in 2025 is like still being obsessed about that dead creep epstein
Just release the list.
ah yes the venerable list that people just made up in their headsthere are already public figures that are proven child molesters but nothing at all happened to themthat wild goose chase is a death spiral
>>537547640AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>537547640Epstein bros... Not like this...
>>537542040why not
>>537549703I don't lick my butt like this retard.
>>537549974well maybe you should
GOOD MORNING MINTO
>>537527364playing helldivers? what's that?
you know like ODSTs? imagine if they were gayer and the game was bad.
So, Halo 2?
>>537556498are you an elitist or what ? why do you never reply to our posts directly? do you think we’re not good enough for you? :(
i just don't like you, that's all.
>>537538098cute>>537542040don't you want to be cute?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_you_are_lynching_Negroes
He's grumpy today.Again.
>Playing Tactical Slayer.>Game 1 has a teammate go 1-17.>Game 2 has a teammate go 0-13.I wish they would start adding temporary bans for people that play this badly. They single handily lose and ruin the match for their team and clearly shouldn't be in multiplayer. They can play against bots until their skill improves.
It's called SWAT.
>>537559807Not anymore old man.
