Kill the fucking robots edition. Previous: >>537140208>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, Xbox Series X/S, PS5 and Playstation 5 where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgthttps://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview>MAJOR NEWShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7So https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoE&pp=ygUKaGVsbGRpdmVycw%3D%3D >LATEST PATCHAug 29 01.003.303 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516345493302804979
Do you enjoy the railroaded war yet?
>>537183296>>537183354>DND campaign>Some shop keeper is selling some gear the party needs for 100 gold>only have 99.7 gold coins>Merchant says you can have it for thatIs this railroading?we were at .3% completion. If Joel said "nope not good enough" I am 99.7% certain people would bitch about that being unrealistic too.
>>537183115Except we also would have won that one but because of the way the game handles objectives no charger kills that aren't the vanilla ones counted. When they realised this they increased regular charger spawns but because of how the game handles spawns that also didn't work, higher difficulties replaced them with variants that don't count and lower difficulties have a hard spawn cap for chargers.
>Joel keeps up the attacks because muh MO logic>MO is about killing all 3 factions >the attacks must continue but they're all going to succeed because the retarded svedka liberation system >very quickly push the front lines away from the gloom >except we're supposed to push into the gloom in a week >uuuuh hehe woops uh leave like really awkward gaps in the attack pattern so we can still jump into the gloom!Really thought that one through, huh Joel.
>>537183504I don't follow the war, I fight whom I choose to fight and then do my part in the MO
>>537183270This game has peaked thrice with bot-related player-driven stories
>Reposting because I posted it at the very end of the previous general. Sorry in advance.I'm a average to below-average skilled player overall but like to play on D10 even though I really shouldn't be there and I want to know, outside not doing D10, what sort of kit could I create for myself so I'm not even more of a burden to my team?
cutedivers to kisspods
>>537183504Even the other HD2 communities are starting to bitch.
desperately need chinkbros to give me free sc
Aw what's that? You were hoping to save Emeria and then divert 80k players to Terrek to do the gambit we expected you to do now that they were free? Oopsie doopsie Emeria is under attack 2 minutes after you beat it.Oh no the planets Terrek attacked are now taken? Sorry buddy!
>>537183635we've literally lost MOs in the past that were at a hair's width of being completed
>>537183979Just play the meta stuff. You really can't go wrong with a RR, 500kg, Rocket Turret, and a free space for whatever you want. You can panic shoot the big threats and usually kill them, always have a massive damage source turret up, always be able to remove a group of enemies or a big one if it hits right, and everything else doesn't really matter.
>>537184348so is it good or bad they're changing that?
>>537184209Wait a minute, so you mean all of those gambits are meaningless since it's attacked immediately after a liberation?
Surely even their discord and reddit communities must be giving them shit for how bad and useless your impact feels after failing an objective they explicitly set up for us to win through nothing other than how the liberation system works, right?Not even they could justify being nice and sucking up to AH about this, right?
>>537184383badwhy give a community objective if you're just gonna let it succeed anyway, whether through giving players a shit ton of crutches to effectively force MO contribution or just straight up granting free progress like the last one
There's no iggers.Just us.Justice...rs?
arrows doko
>arc blitzer>ultimatum>arc grenades>martyr armor>anti-personnel mines>mortar sentry>airburst launcher>orbital napalm>sentry hellpod boosteroh yeah, it's co-op time
They litterally cannot stop attacking emeria until the MO is complete. They only have on direction towards super earth.
sex
>>537184209My least favorite of Joel's bag of Svedkanese rigging trickery is the double attack. >oh I see you just pushed the enemy off this planet>uh they attack again with the same level of strength despite you just removing their forces from the planet It's so blatant.
I've been at work all day, what swedish tricks with the galactic war did I miss this time?
>>537184348>>537184523That seems unrealistic and railroaded though to prevent MO completion just because they were an inch away from victory
>>537184759>you need to reach this goal to win the MO>if you don't reach the goal, you lose the MOno?
>>537184483if the shitters who are all about the COOMUHNETEE do not make a fucking riot on how blatantly fucking obvious the forced uselessness of this piece of trash system is, then we're done
>>537184637>uh they attack again with the same level of strength despite you just removing their forces from the planetNigga we are being invaded by a three way full frontal attack, they didn't just run out of enemies when we defended the planet. This is war.
Did you read your Helldiver Contract?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuH-aq9Gw0o&t=29s
>>537184865Never DM
>Everybody predicted this.>When reinforcements arrive, the players will be split, so we can’t defend anything.>Joel can’t handle the dumb blob making the wrong decisions every time.I’d actually be mad if holding planets actually mattered.Imagine if we lost a booster and got a debuff for losing a specific planet, holy shit.
>>537185032Why is xer armor transparent?
>>537184627>ODST armor>M90>Redeemer>Frag Grenades >Gun Dog>FRV>Gatling Turret>500kgI will make the predator strain feel fear.
>>537185032How do I get inside her?
>>537184129same, idk how to find their lobbies
>>537185138Dunno but I like it though
>>537185108I dunno what DMs you play with, but I'd get pissed off if I rolled a 15 when I needed a 16 and he just says, "nahh it's cool, I'll let it hit"
What's the most fun bug loadout?
>>537184348The difference is that those were honest failures rather than a failure born from an oversight in their design philosophies and blatantly unrealistic goals.The Leviathan kill order was fucked because they've done everything they can to make them instakill you from across the map, hard to take down so players treat them like a stage hazard so they're avoided, and limit their spawns at once. They then asked players to kill a ludicrous number of them, realised that was retarded, and lowered the number to something actually realistic, even then it was only really possible because people discovered a way to borderline glitch a mission by failing the objective and spending 30 minutes killing any that spawn with SPEARS and AT seats.The Charger kill order was fucked because if you played above a certain level Chargers don't spawn, harder Charger variants do, but the system wasn't programmed to count them as a Charger kill. When they realised this they raised Charger spawns on other difficulties to compensate for what higher level divers had already killed. But that didn't work because the game has a hard coded cap on Charger spawns, so you got spammed with INCREASED CHARGER NUMBERS DETECTED in the dispatch every 10 minutes despite the spawns never actually changing.Being handed the victory after that bullshit makes sense and doesn't feel rigged to me, because by every sensible right, we should have won on the Charger front and the Leviathan front was impossible from the start.
>>537184551JAASUTIIISU
>>537185391>what is fudging dice
>>537183979airburst, incendiary mines, anti-personnel mines, tesla tower
>>537185545gay is what it is
>>537185536don't forget the railcannon onethey had to give everybody railcannons for free just to make it beatable
>>537185146>redeemeruse literally anything else because that piece of shit is beyond worthless
Give me your lore-accurate ODST stratagem builds
>>537185391use 3d6 instead of 1d20 or 3d34-2 if you are feeling crazy
Reminder that the Gloom storyline took away the only snow biome that bugs had and they have done absolute jack shit with it. The snow planet opened up for one week and in almost two years we haven't seen it again. Inshallah Sweden shall burn.
>>537185851Railcannon
>>537185787That was pretty fun desu
>>537185851AMR, Commando, Jet Pack, FRV if I’m remembering Bungie Halo right. No idea what 343s done with them
>>537185787Oh yeah! Another case of an almost impossible order due to the way the game works. The railcanon locks on to bigger enemies and has almost no AOE so if you threw it at the troopers it wanted you to kill with it for the MO you'd never kill them because it'd lock onto the hulk a few meters away.It also has such a long cooldown you could get one kill with it every 3 minutes, so if you didn't get him, fuck you. The only way they made it somewhat bearable was to give everyone one for free so you could double up and hopefully kill them with it.I fucking hate Joel and his stupid fucking goals. They're all either bullshit or things that they expect you to succeed but are actually borderline impossibilities thanks to the way the game is designed.
>>537185297ohm nom nom
>>537185851ORS or FRV, Jump Pack, AMR and Commando
>>537185851the mg sentry that's available for free rn, don't remember the name of itthe truck of coursesupply packat rifle
>>537183979base loadoutpunisher -- great stagger, good damage, very versatile. Will kick the shit out of stalkers & hunters that might otherwise eat your ass while you reloadgrenade pistol -- bug hole closer/emergency bile spewer removal toolthermite -- emergency ATstratsMG turret -- Low TK potential, high availability, excellent chaff clear. very versatile too. Can be used to help with breaches, distract enemy hordes, or even use the hellpod itself to kill heavies/close titan holes in a pinchAutocannon -- A bit of a boring choice but this weapon will reliably kill every single bug enemy except for titans at a great ammunition cost while also staggering chargers and closing bug holes. It is, frankly, so good it might be boring500kg -- Titan killer/charger killer, horde clear in a pinchOPS -- see above
>>537184523Are you retarded?
Can someone explain to me how we lost the gambit? I went to sleep with Terrek having 80 thousand divers liberating it but woke up to find out we lost it? How did we lose with that many people fighting there? That doesn't make sense.
>>537183796>lose bug killing part of the current MO>wow we need to redouble our efforts to kill bugs here's a bug MO and a bonus to liberating bug planets go into the gloom nowalternatively>win bug killing part of the current MO>great job killing all those bugs they're really scared now so there's a bonus to liberating bug planets and a bug MO to go into the gloom
>>537185851Jump PackAMRRailcannon strikeFRV or HMG emplacement
>>537186561because fuck you thats why
I thought the game would be on sale due the collab, but it isn't, and my wild guess is that once the collab is over, the items won't be back ever again.
>>537186561Just Bugchasers doing doing what they do best. Losing then pretending they dont care.
>>537186340Nice
Why yes, i will buy the machete and dive straight into caves with it.
>>537186247Nothing. As in, 4 didn't have them, 5 was going to with a horrible redesign but cut them, and Infinite had none of them either. You got some extra customization options for the player Spartans that take cues from ODST stuff, like the Firefall helmet which is pretty neat, but that's kind of it.
>>537185851>FRV (Warthog)>Orbital Railcannon Strike (MAC round)>Orbital Gatling (UNSC Frigates had this capability)>Eagle Air Strike or 500kg (Longsword Bomber fire support)>AMR (Sniper Rifle)>Recoilless Rifle (Rocket Launcher)>Jump Pack (Bullfrogs)>Supply Pack (General support)>MG-43 and Stalwart (ODSTs outside of the games regularly deployed with LMGs)
>>537183270do not fuck the terminids
>>537186876what are the odds they overhaul the melee system to include blocking and throwing?
>>537186681Just Doing doing doing what they do doing. Doing then doing they doing doing.
>>537185391generally you should obey the stated rules, but like if my players are having a rough time, it's definitely okay to let 1 point slide, or just provide an alternate outcome rather than "it 100% succeeds or 100% fails" with "it sort of worked/it succeeded but at a cost"
FUCK THE TERMINIDS
>>537186561Number of divers doesn't matter, it's entirely based on % of total population. Individual impact scales with player count.>that's retarded!We know.
>>537187114lol
>>537187137JOEL is doing it for every roll. We have about two months of "adjusted" MOs in a row.
>>537187028>they completely cut the most iconic baseline human infantry in the settingI assume that was due to their whole Spartan IV wank obsession but Christ how grim
>Bugs and bots have sub factions>Squids have gotten none despite being the focus of the Super Earth invasionDelete this dogshit faction already.
>>537187459They're coming after the DRG arc
>>537186276the bullshit part wasn't the fact that you had to kill troopers with it, it was that you had to kill a very specific trooper, namely the one with the basic laser riflerocket troopers, commissars, mg raiders, they didn't count towards the MO
>>537187313They should adjust joels employment status at AH
>>537187459If Sweden were smart (they are not) then the upcoming true Illuminate units would entirely replace the current garbage roster and we would see the Voteless relegated to a rarely used sub faction.
>>537187459mandatory ritual post of "bots should've invaded SE instead"
I love the way liberation works! It's so fun that 32% of all players diving on a single planet isn't enough because it's only counting percentages, not that there was over 55 thousand players working to liberate Terrek! It's so fun and makes me feel like I really contributed!
>>537187365There's characters in-universe that comment on Spartan-IVs just being cocky ODSTs in fancy armor, so yeah, the intent is pretty obvious after they killed the Rookie and made Buck a IV. Funny thing is ODSTs weren't even a normal Bungie creation: they were a book idea for elite unit stuff that John came into early conflict with, and when someone wanted to implement them in Halo 2 the team had internal debate about whether it'd be even worth bothering with trying to have something so minor from the books popping up in their games, unique models and everything in that hellish development cycle the game had.Then ODSTs ended up being one of the most memorable things of the franchise.
>>537187313You're completely ignoring the factor of Joel having to fudge the numbers because the goals he's set have all been retarded and unachievable for one reason or another.
>>537187724I also love it when my D10 missions with all objectives completed spits out a single point of war impact, the same as if I had completed a D1 mission
>>537186876>quickplay D3 to check out the noobdivers>clearing nest together>activate hellbomb backpack>dive into a bug hole>team wipe because they underestimated the size of the explosion
lobbydoko
>>537185126>I’d actually be mad if holding planets actually mattered.>Imagine if we lost a booster and got a debuff for losing a specific planet, holy shit.We've had this before.They just hand it to us later.
>doing solo d10s for weapon xp>first two missions are fine and work out>third mission enemies have omnipresence and I spend more time fighting striders than completing objectives>fourth mission is "multiple patrols of hulks and shield devs spawn 20m from me all the time, the mission"Is there some kind of fucking alert level mechanic that makes missions progressively harder? I've noticed this soloing on lower difficulties too.
>it's another missile silo latch bug episode>>537187459They're barely even a full faction atm desu, I kinda hope the Cultist leaks stuff isn't a 'subfaction' in the sense of predbugs or incelbots but just added to the full pool of units that you may or may not see at times like bile spewers
Ah yes. The megacity experience.Waiting 40 seconds for your super destroy to reposition itself, to hit the side of a building.
I just want them to drop an MO requiring us to liberate a few planets and see how divided the playerbase is at the momentyou can't have meaningful coordination when 80% of your playerbase are total retards and newfags
Cityscape maps seem easiest for D10, especially defense ones. Sneakysuit, sneakypistol, crossbow, knives, jump pack, emp mortar, mortar, and whatever of your choice. Quite fun, quite easy. Duck and cover and choose your fights and take your time. I enjoy it a lot.
>>537187885If I spent two+ months doing bad work at my job and feeding weong numbers and massaging them after submitting them, i'd be fired. FIRE JOEL.
THANKS JOEL I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN SPENDING A DAY D10 DIVING ON TERREK FOR 1 POINT OF IMPACT THANKS TO THE LIBERATION SYSTEM AND LOSING IT ANYWAY
>>537183979That's okay. You improve through adversity. Just have fun and keep cool. Either have a shield or jetpack for survivability, or supply pack to give yourself supplies (so you never need to use theirs), something like the AMR or Quasar Cannon to deal with isolated big events. Medium armor for balance of survivability and mobility. Basically anything that won't accidentally kill your team or take away resources for them or attract unwanted attention. Throw mortars or tesla towers or mines on the far, far flanks away from your team and not between object directions or escapes, since they'll always have value alerting you patrols.
>>537188525Why would japanese wolf do that to him?
>>537188958
>>537188302>does the svedkan video entertainment game contain obscured code with malicious intent towards the playerAll signs point to yes, but unverifiable without access to Alexus' personal workstation where he injects his balance code without anyone knowing.
>>537189116
>>537188958>>537189116I love how big and meaty her thighs are, that shit hot af.
>>537189209
>>537189495Faster. But good work.
>botters don't know to go to Boreaembarrassing
so how do xbox divers manage to be better than playstation players after only having the game for 2 days?
>>537189495Soulless
>>537134596You're supposed to impregnate her first and then watch in awe at how big they get in response to pregnancy, thanks to SE's genetic optimization of it's citizenry.
>>537189707They play shooters for a living, generally.
>>537189707>one was raised on 'movie' games>one was raised on shootersdunno it beats me
>another gambit failed despite arrowhead repeatedly telling us how to do them and when to do themWhen are they going to realize that gambits just don't work?
>>537189943But PS had no shooters except Killzone and nobody played that?
>>537189707Even now, at the end of it's life, xbox is still more about shooters and playstation more about rpgs.
WAVE YOU BASTARDS
>>537189956>When are they going to realize that gambits just don't work?Because that would require the swede to take personal accountability.
>>537189707I also noticed they dont have their mics always on like playstation players
>>5371871140, they've said multiple times that melee was a meme addition and that they have no intent on ever letting it be viable
>>537190150
>Never gets activated in time to prevent defenses>Only got use out of it like once during an MO>Active effect is one booster that people sometimes use optionallyHow would (you) change it?
>>537190369I wouldnt, because I dont interact with the DSS, and neither will the community.Eagle Storm should be changed to something else, even if its reducing the CD on Eagle stratagems or adding +1 to all eagle stratagems, anything but "diceroll on getting killed by it"
>>537187459my bet is on cult units being saved for squid homeworlds, and that all enemy faction homeworlds are coming during this next live update schedule
>>537190369make it pause defenses if the DSS is placed on the staging planet in the same way that eagle storm pauses defenses on the attacked planet
>>537187738>Spartan-IVs just being cocky ODSTs in fancy armorGod I hate the very concept of Spartan-IVs so muchThe whole deal about spartans was that they were a grossly unethically sourced, desperate attempt of the UNSC to create a kind of Wunderwaffe-infantry that could turn the tide of the human-covenant war. Spartans are supposed to be uncomfortable, borderline scary motherfuckers that are almost as alien to regular humans as the actual aliens due to their inhumane (heh) upbringing and massive cybernetic and chemical/biological augmentation, but then they made the goody-two-shoes IVs that throw everything that made spartans unique and cool away.The fact that their armor looked like it was made of plastic was perfectly representative, imo. God I hate 343i so much.
>>537189956They do it's just liberation that's fucked. It didn't work because liberating any planet only works when every single player converges for some stupid fucking reason. If you have 20K players each trying to stall for time on the attacked planets while 80K dive on the attacking planet in any game you would assume that to be a good tactical strategy that should work. But because of the way the galactic war works it actually hinders the gambit, and even if both of those planets were abandoned it still wouldn't work because the rest of the playerbase is defending a planet on the bot front.It's a retarded system that hampers any strategy that could ever occur naturally and any orders we're given with the expectation it should work.
>>537183635That example would actually be perfectly fine, you shouldn't be able to get something until you hit the quota. The ACTUAL issue was that the "Kill Chargers" part meant only REGULAR Chargers, not the Spore or Behemoth Chargers that were killed in more massive droves than even regular chargers.Going back the shopkeeper example, a good DM would say "You know what? I'll give you this item on a discount, BUT you have to go fetch me this thing in return!" All Joel needed to do was add a secondary objective for killing Behemoths that would boost Charger numbers, and it would have felt completely reasonable instead of cheap.
>>537189956never because they don't play the game and believe they fail because of players' skill issue, in fact they belive the system is so good that they went ahead and further complicate it with the Megacity liberation system
>>537184589Joel can, has, and will add/remove warp routes as he pleases.
>>537190369Have it slow defenses in progress to give players more time or make liberation higher on planets getting invaded so it's actually worth something.With the first option a defense that's already a quarter or halfway through would actually have a chance rather than being a hopeless waste of time you can't do anything against like it is in most cases where the playerbase didn't focus on it the second it happened.
>>537190170PS5 has a mic in the controller that defaults to always on
>>537190369>How would (you) change it?Glass the planet. Turns it into neutral territory that is controlled by neither side.
>>537189956Just stop giving a shit about the gayass galactic war, it stopped mattering once this game became too mainstream
>>537191407>it stopped mattering once this game became too mainstreamSo when the game came out?
>>537191284why are the nips trying to listen to me masturbate?
>>537191407That's one of the major parts of the game though.
I'm starting to believe that the swede himself doesn't know how liberation or resistance works, so that's why he will never give additional info on what the fuck that is at all.HD1 simply had "Influence", and you needed a certain amount to take or defend a planet, while in H2, they're more free to throw in whatever the fuck they want and slightly change the numbers when they believe nobody is watching.Given, as long they're supporting the game, they will never give us a truly organic and player-driven galactic war, but a narrative campaign where the player can decide to interact with it or not.
vgh I had a dream of an ace combat DLC for helldivers 2 dogfighting bot fighters.https://youtu.be/bcgqoDnNvHQ?t=14
>>537187137I'd just follow "rule of cool" sometimes just to let the players have their fun. Failing checks is a bitch, so I do lend leniency by letting them have some affect rather than nothing depending on the situation.
DSS abilities shouldn't have a cooldown. The second they end you should be able to donate again. Also give people something to spend Super Samples on.
>>537191662Every time I imagine flying Eagle I can't help but think the ventral fin catching on terrain and hammering the cockpit into the ground.
>>537190251Perfection. Saved.
>>537191851Then swedecode comes in, you clip into the ground and keep flying
>>537191575>So when the game came out?that was my point, yes>>537191594>That's one of the major parts of the game though.not anymore nigga, when was the last time we even got a stratagem unlock from a major order
>>537191662Vgh...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cppel3defY
>>537181161*laughs* *enters stage left*Seem familiar?Scenes like these are happening all over the galaxy, RIGHT NOW!You could be next!
>>537190369>you have to vote again to actually activate the tactical actions. Wow, fixed it for you Sven.
I liked this SEAF picture Is there a version without the speech bubble?
Any of you cool kids want to do some SC farming?
>>537192251please kill yourself
>no civilians with a constitution trying to do their bestso much for the lore, huh?
>>537192124>botsthey just werk
Fun fact, the system that makes eagles find an alternate path if the current one is obstructed is not exclusive to megacities, the giant mesas in Emeria can and will make Eagles come from a different angleI say this because I found that out when my Straffing Run deleted my 3 teammates and got promptly kicked for it
>>537192140>picnow that i think, for all the towns and megalopolises we see, there are no slums. no human shit in the streets, no gutter oil street food stands.i feel like the swigger forgot to say fascism bad here.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242300769120/76561198141964882d10 bugsIdeally my power will not go out this time
>>537192259I'd do some
>>537192818Yiff in hell furfag.
>>537192329super earth having a gun culture and allowing private gun ownership makes sense for creating military aspirations and allowing settlers to defend themselves against wildlife, but allowing the people in cities to have guns when so much of the game's gear describes brutal peace keeping operations seems unlikelyit's as simple as>you are a class A citizen, so you get to live in a megacity, but you forfeit your right to bear arms
>>537192818FVLL>>537192975eh I don't feel like it
*coughs*Battletech collab soon...Release the mech update AH please...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q78-bm6eHLw
>furfag lobby fills up in 3 minuteswhat the fuck
>>537193159AnonymousFiltered MD5 2JtiY3zWvZepYnPd24c99w==what lobby :D
>>537192975*mogs your lobby*
vgh imagine suffering under the veil of the governmental yoke in your 2-story house in your placid neighborhood >>537192140
>>537192251
>>537193098i hate pig so much its unreal. the fucking license is thoroughly cursed since microshit if not fasa.
>>537193000No you see the fascist satire is that every citizen is given the same Constitution. It is then taken away or withheld for a vague reason and then given to the next citizen. The SE dystopia would never actually give every citizen a rifle.But my words are worthless against your trips of truth, I kneel.
>>537193568Back view.... please
>>537193000>but allowing the people in cities to have guns when so much of the game's gear describes brutal peace keeping operations seems unlikelyBut the superstore is full of reviews from civilians buying military hardware.
the svedish don't have the balls to embrace the sheer and objective heroism of current Super Earth. This is a generation that is eating the entire dogshit consequences of their asshole predecessors who did deserve the satire approach, along with keeping happy and loyal citizens safe in their idyllic cities and honest labors.
>>537193098>female mech pilot with bangs and low-tied hairwhy does it have this effect on me?
Someday I should host a lobby where everyone runs constitution and smoke nades.
>>537193568Dumb robutt can't even lift things properly Cute
>>537193887Considering a weapon on the store can have a review about how good the padding on the armor is I'd take them with a grain of salt
>>537193000A Class A citizen would be loyal enough to be trusted with a firearm, and valuable enough to want to arm them.
>>537191662Please, God, if you're listening, let the Project Wingman devs make a helldivers eagle fighting spinoff
>>537193887There are civilians outside of megacities. You encounter homesteads with double barrel shotguns lying on the ground near them. There's meant to be wildlife on these planets in addition to the enemy factions, but arrowhead still hasn't added anything except for flying shit.>>537194512>loyalthey didn't volunteer for military service though, now did they
>>537192251gotchu senpai
>>537194512Ministry of Eugeni- I mean Humanity would ensure that even the roughest farmhand would still be the ubest aryan specimens so that they're extremely strong, resourceful and long-lived. Every Vote is a 10/10 person compared to real life earth
Bugniggers, your front is collapsing. Botchads and squidgods are holding strong. The squid killcount is done and bots will be over soon. You're not even going to be close to getting your kills done. Why are you failing so hard?
>>537194209Cuz Marida was a pure maiden just like Lady Liberty!
>>537194756Terrible lifing posture, has nobody told SEAFies that you're supposed to lift with your knees, not your back? Surely super OSHA doesn't approve this.
>>537193568>>537193747Yallah, her backside alone converted the filthy heretical dogs of the clanker regime over to the divine crusaders of Super Earth, inshallah!
>>537194083You're missing the message and satire of the game. Please work on your media literacy.
>>537194973Because 6,000,000,000 is a larger number than 1,500,000,000.
>>537195556Bugs also have 4 times as many enemies in any given mission.
Pain....
>>537195556You can kill hundred of bugs for each player each dive. You are bad and this is a skill issue on bugniggers' part.
>>537195681Compared to bots, sure.Not compared to squids, though. Zombies are even swarmier than bugs and they had a way lower goal because even AH knows nobody wants to play squids.
predditor strain isnt even that bad if you got one ACnigger blasting flaks into them or a punisherits the little hunters that puke on you that are the real threatwish there was a surge of more terminid warriors but instead the newbie are gonna have to suffer with rushdown mains
Imagine PS6 helldivers, land and air vehicles, teams of 24, flyable super destroyers.
>>537195681So with a goal 4 times as big it's about even.
>>537187041>botwriter focuses on lightning fast invasions that are ruses to blanket-occupy other sectors to close the SE fleets in a pincer forcing the botdivers to prioritize gambits where incels and jeets pile onto>bugwriter makes every planet a slog with a weight system where the more divers pile onto a single planet the faster the eradication however bugs can fuck over unfocused attacks through obstinate resistance percentages>squidwriter constantly tries to make spearheads towards SE with the new cult in an attempt to amass a new playerbase before continuing
>>537195947You may not realize this, there's a booster called motivational shocks that shortens the time you are slowed.
>>537196106Sounds bad.
>>537196127motivational shocks dont work when i die to getting hit once then puked upon.running 150 armor rating btw.dunno what im doing wrong either, because sometimes those little shits actually flank you and utilise stealth properly, instead of bumfuck rushing you in a straight line
[Clio news] God is a gooner.
hdg booru where?
whats the bug homeworld
Peace between Super Earth and the Automatons!
>>537194756I meant the other bubble, but thanks anyways
>>537196476Equality on Sea
>>537195209What even
i am once again asking for a charitable chinaman to donate super credits to me
>>537196506kek
>>537196478No peace until I get my two Bot GFs
>>537195209You should catbox all versions you have
>>537196295Take a guard dog backpack and it will kill chaff for you. The gas guard dog is the best for crowd control, but you'll need the chemical agents warbond for that and that warbond has pretty low overall value.
>>537196592someone either got upset and reported the original edits of the ai sloppa, or the jannie woke upnow im making the sexo edits into halal edits, for the glory of swedenstan.
>>537196364I don't think we have enough artists for that. It's mainly ai stuff with some kind drawfags popping in every now and then. We're no /utg/ or /5@NAFg/.
>>537196769I mean it doesn't just have to be hdg anons. art can also be pulled from twitter or rule34 wherever. if smtg can maintain a booru, so can we
>Guard Dog >MG-43 on lowest RPM >Gatling Sentry>MG Sentry >Gas grenades You give me all the resupplies and I give you a clean field with nothing but the tank units to worry about.
>Patch 01.003.303>Warbond Token fix>I still don't have my warbond token
>>537196656i only have those two options, because those are the only ones i have saved.i dont hate the ai-slop fag. he's trying his best.it still has more "effort" put into it than whatever goon shit >>537196769 is
No fuck you. What is it!?
>>537197103haha it looks like that meme dog walter :)
Reminder for newfags: Democratic Detonation is considered the best warbond to unlock first.
>>537197124>aifag calling another aifag's slop badGlass house faggot. Pick up a pencil.
>>537197324it's actually insane how stacked that warbond is
>>537197398im not the ai-fag, retard.if you read the fine print saying "i dont hate the ai-slop fag", you would have noticed by now. im manually editing the goon prompts someone is making of his shit waifu.
>>537197324I hate that newer warbonds have less stuff per page in them than they used to. I wouldn't be so mad about useless patterns I don't care about if they weren't taking up the majority of smaller modern warbonds.
>>537197398Why don't you learn Chinese? If you use online translation software, you'll have a machine reading for you.You should learn Chinese like I did. You can do it! Don't be lazy!Every time machine translation software is used, educated translators are put out of work.
>>537196769Sex with a soldier women who is never seen without her helmet.
Stop fighting and post cute bugs
>>537197005>lowest RPM>not wearing recoil reduction armour, lying down, and setting it to the highest RMP
Why don't the bot divers all attack Borea, as its the originating point of the Emeria invasion, and has a 1.00% (low) resistance rateAre they stupid?
lobby doko
>>537197589They take shit out to put in the superstore. You can thank that iranian jeet Sham Jorjani, formerly of Paradox, for that bullshit.
>>537197698You won't trick me again you heartless wench.
>>537197775I'm working on a cute bug right now
they should adjust the ce-101 guerilla gorilla helmet, because it actually looks cool but it doesn't really fit any other armor due to it's weird proportions. the next best fit is the ce-27 ground breaker armor, but even that looks kinda weird.
>>537197790Because you can't gambit a planet 0% captured faster than the invasion is finished, regardless of what faction you tried it on.
>>537197698>Using a tool that makes it easier to communicate with Chiggas vs. Automating art whose entire purpose is to form a connection between artist and viewerHaving AI make art is like asking an AI its "opinion" on art.
I wish I could draw better so I could make stuff for /hdg/.
>>537198182Youre putting people out of the job of translators. Learn chinese instead of relying on auto translation.
the subreddit has a lot of people who're super duper critical of joel and the way the galactic war is handledit honestly warms my heart to see it so publicly lambastedother than that though the game still fucking rules
>>537197776You misunderstand. Lowest RPM is so I can sustain fire longer without a reload and not waste bullets. Most chaff die to a few MG rounds but higher RPMs will inevitably lead to you wasting a few on an enemy corpse. Give it a try on bugs when you're focusing on chaff. Hell even on low it doesn't feel that much longer to kill hive guards, brood commanders, and stalkers. If you do run into a pinch, not like you can't just flip it up to max for a bit.
>>537197848they were doing that before the paradoxjew was in charge
>>537198213You don't need to be an amazing artist to make funny stuff for hdg
>>537198084Yay :)
>>537198304Too bad the devs only follow the hugbox subreddit where the people there have to write a whole paragraph explaining they mean no offense for posting a minor issiue the game has and not the main helldiver subreddit
>>537198489that bug a cute. CUTE!
>>537197398>>537197567addendumdouble fuck you, retard
>>537198739>allowing a cuckbox like ((((((low sodium)))))) divers to even be relevantgod it makes my blood simmer
seeing that we're posting MSPaints, anyone got that one of the Pelican landing and pointing the entrance to where a barrage of laser fire was coming? it came to mind and now it lives rent-free and I didn't save it
>>537198882Sweet liberty...
Mmm Bum bahämyhe, kum buralim, ben buru’hyrem’him Burhuge, horeh hora.Bara ‘ho ’houhï n’deh n’gehur, ‘hum ‘heger, n’deïndegür, ‘Helhür, ‘hel ‘her‘rem.Mmm dumlac‘huln, kum buralim, ben buruh’yl’hem’him Burhuge horeh hora.Bara ‘ho ’houhï n’deh n’gehur ‘hum ‘heger n’deïn’degür, ‘Helhür, ‘hel ‘hen‘rem.
>>537199486Sorry, I dont understand italian
>free napalmoh hell yeah
>>537198882>gets told to pick up a pencil>uses a pen insteadAnd why does a robot have pubes? Is this some domesticated model?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242304859313/76561198069733154d10democracy decidescome kill things
>>537194470And the armor fluff that references them being used by civilians? There's at least one.
>>537199850no no that's a bot who piledrived a female diver and is making a funny selfie for the Collective™
>>537196480you're absolutely right, forgive me
>>537194083
>pick a >>>>>>>light pen primary for d10 bugs>think "oh its no problem it's predators, there's no medium armor">it's actually a bile spewer seed>killing even a single one of them requires half a tube of punisher rounds to the head even if all of them landwhy are you people so satisfied with being cucked? take the medium penetration pill
>>537200339bro your nades?
>>537200339Wouldn't have this problem if you ran AC, two shots blows up spewers
>>537200339>whats a secondary weapon>whats the 4 stratagem slots open to me>what are teammates>what are grenadesyour bait is bad
>>537198739To be fair, Piledestist or whatever his name is did make a post on the main sub today.
>>5372001602/4 GET IN HERE
>>5372001603/4 ROOM FOR ONE MORE
>>537200443>get tired of random bile spewer seeds fucking me over, or not having enough grenades to clear out nests>also dont wanna use the eruptor or crossbow because i dont like them, dont wanna limit my secondary slot for hole duty either>pick up the AC+EAT combo and been running it for weeks now>the moment im not running the AC, i feel vulnerable and weakI'm afraid.It's my personal crutch.But it's too good.I can blast a predditor with one good flak round, and kill a patrol in a few rounds. I can waste side objectives from the distance with it. The EATs will make work of BTs or Chargers just fine.I can't go back.
>>5372001603/4 JOIN
Ok, done witth bot MO, time to dive bugs. I have the following weapons essentially done for weapons customization: Llberator, Eruptor, Deadeye. So, instead of the above, what primary shall I dive with that will realize the most benefit from customization?
>>537200339light penetration isn't to be used solely on its own, but instead works as an efficiency combo with other items. medium penetration may be more readily usable for a lot of threats, but are supposed to be tougher to use as compensation for that like ammunition and ergo/recoil.
>>537198294Okay retard. The point of language is communication. I can use google translate to call a chinaman a nigger and that's perfect for my use case. It's a crude, low thing I wanted to deliver. However if I wanted to live in China and immerse myself in Chinese culture I couldn't crutch on AI. For a higher concept of Chinese, I'd still go get tutored from someone who knows Chinese and knows the culture.Likewise, the point of art is human expression, and let's not pretend that's not the case. if someone wanted to use AI sloppa to make quick portraits of DnD characters or as a shitpost, that's great. They can deliver their low concept without having to jump over artistic hurdles . But there's no point in AI making any kind of higher art. It's a tool and nothing more. Now stop acting like a midwit. Oh, wait...
>>537200893but it goes in the warp pack slot
>>537200304Why is Scavenger-chan defending Super Earth? Could she be wife material?
>>537201135And that is okay, anon. You are free to use your own loadout as you wish, as long you understand its strengths and weaknesses on the field.
>>5372001604/4 FULL
>>537198294>you're putting people out of a job, learn to do it yourself and pur them out of a job that wayEh?
>>537187114>blockingMost enemies in the game would hit hard enough to break through a block? And ballistic shield exists?>throwingOh so you're just retarded.
Was there a sale? Lots of low level players I'm seeing online. With the new Halo armour
>free orbital napalm active
>>537201485so this is the reason why them voteless niggas got AP1 armor, cause of dense fools like you!the game got released on xbox recently
>>537187114it already has throwing, it's called bringing a melee
>>537201071>if someone wanted to use AI sloppa to make quick portraits of DnD characters or as a shitpost, that's great. They can deliver their low concept without having to jump over artistic hurdles.Playing devil's advocate here, but wouldn't making porn and shitposts fall under this category as well? A lot of people just want something simple and passable, a low concept as you said, without the need to put much thought, effort, and practice into it.
/fa/ divers, what helmet goes best with the draconaught armor?
>>537201516>8 orbital napalms at the same timeFor when you want your planet well done
>>537200993Reprimand
the best ARs are medium penthe best SMG is medium penthe best DMRs are medium pen
>>537201910For me, low skill high effort is the appeal of shitposting OC.
>>537196692>pretty low overall valueGas grenades can destroy fabricators and bug holes, for some reason. It's pretty top tier as far as nades go.
>>537202107The guerilla gorilla goes worst with everything so that's my default.
>>537202107Not much I'm afraid, the best outside the matching one is the Grand Juror one, Honorary Guard sorta works too.
>>537202294Yeah, I was thinking that, I just came off the Deadeye grind, and it would be a nice change of pace. Thanks!
>>537202767based uglydiver
>>537185032Wtf...Super Earth... bad...?
>>537192818cheers ladshave a good night or whatever time it is out there for you
>>537202347Retard opinion because the best AR is the Liberator, the best SMG is the Knight, and the best DMR is the Diligence. I bet your IQ is much the same as your preferences: Medium.
>>537201910Oh shit, you're right. I was so blinded by my AI hate (justified) that I overlooked that. It just drives me up a wall when someone argues that AI can do what artists can do. Like yeah, maybe it can do it technically better, but that misses the point entirely. I'd still prefer porn made by a real gooner though.
>>537202767Jaguar can pull it off but that's it, there's not a single armor that can use it and not look stupid
>>537203043face the wall
>>537202347I'm a console player btw
>>537200893>dont wanna limit my secondary slot for hole dutyYou don't need a secondary for bugs, just take the damn grenade pistol.
Blood type - On my helm~My Serial Number - On my helm~Wish me luck in HellWish me~
>>537201910>pornNTA but AI porn feels inherently repulsive to me in a subjective, implicit way that I cannot describeI have not yet faced any AI porn art that has not produced this effectI know "souless" is a meme but this is the best word I can use for it, there is something off with AI porn that even the shittiest low effort SFM porn does not reproduce
>>537196654Okay, here.
>>537201321>>537201071Anti-Ai bros are always saying youre putting artists out of the job and pick up a pencil. But suddenly when you say stop using machine translation and learn chinese all of a sudden its different.
>>537198090ENTER
A PlayStation player? No. Something better. The Xbox player returns. We thought you dead. Tossed into the void. Yet here you stand. Super Earth calls you their savior. The Covenant... demon. The Banished? Prey.*chuckles*
>>537204305literally no
>>537199486Wind your body, wriggle your bellyDip and go down in-a the new style-eeWind and go up, wind and go downBobble and a rock-a to the style around
>>537204118trust me i've tried it, it still looks weird and makes ur head look like a chode
The root of all artfags' hatred for AI is that they spent months if not literal years, and money investing i to developing art as a "skill". The biggest piece of their own identity is that they could make a cute and funny picture while tou couldn't.But now you can. All that time and effort, and you simply surpass - even obsolete it - with a few typed words. AI directly punches them where it hurts them the most: in their overinflated egos.
>>537203191SAFETY FIRST, SIR!
>>537204438ai all looks too clean and bland, though
>>537199486mmm hahmburger cheesseeburgeeer bigmac whooper bigmac whooper bigmac whooper
>>537204359mmm lobby doko
>>537202386secondedthere's already seaf memes of staring at things based off the old meme anywayssoulless AI art is not a meme unless it's genuinely there to do stupid shit like a shitty looking peter griffin smoking a photorealistic blunt while a picasso-styled big bird sits in the background watching tupac on stage with MMD-styled hatsune miku with an axe raised above big bird's headi want ms paint art
>>537204502In the hands of an unskilled prompter (jeet). AI can copy even the imperfections of humans.
>>537201135I will never understand jump and warp pakis, you're trading your main weapon in the game, your stratagem weapon for an ability to walk but worse. Hover pakis at least get temporary immunity to bugs, what do you get? 5 seconds of walking saved across the entire mission?
>>537204919>your main weapon in the gameIt takes the backpack slot anon.
>>537204919warp pack basically lets you insta-gib certain nasty enemies if you use it right, and liberally escape danger zones and sandwiching hordes in a pinch. you essentially become the most freely mobile diver on the field at the cost of a good back weapon.
>>537203549It's sleeve and luck in battle.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242307857352/76561199586955078
>>537205158https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LSGG3xIl7cI was using these lyrics!
>>537205314Full....pic please
>>537205101>warp pack basically lets you insta-gib certain nasty enemiesSo does AC, RR or ABRL or...>liberally escape danger zonesSo it's a crutch because you keep walking into enemies like a blind retard? It's not like there is a situation from which a warp pack will save you that popping a stim won't.
>>537204438Your argument falls apart when some dude with a mouse spends a bit of time on a shitpost btw.It doesn't matter if you spend years learning how to draw or seconds, if you draw you'll always be better than AI and this makes techbro faggots super mad.
>>537205473>other helldiver drops a bad strategem on your positionthere's more to "danger zone" than a stim and a sprint from enemies
>>537205331Jesus fuck that's so cringe I am going to sleep. Fuck you anon. You don't deserve nice things.
Awwwww does baby need ai to draw his pictures for him? Need ai to write his books for him? Do his college assignments? Do you want ai to fuck your wife as well?
>>537203937>Anti-AI bros are saying that AI is changing the job marketsNo shit retard. That's inevitable. I don't have to be happy about it though. What I'm arguing that AI art misses the point of art entirely. Now put your money where your mouth is and hire a Chinese tutor to say Ni Hao. No looking it up online or watching a video. That also invalidates tutoring.
>>537204919>you're trading your main weapon in the game, your stratagem weapon for an ability to walk but worse.>knows nothing>still speaks with confidence and authoritytoo many cases
>>537205630Watch that blood pressure, nigger. I hope your pillow is warm tonight, bitter fuck.
>>537192251drawfags need to give her ahoge and seaf armor
>>537205857>her
>>537205440https://e621.net/posts/5104340>>5372053142
>>537205548>It doesn't matter if you spend years learning how to draw or seconds, if you draw you'll always be better than AI and this makes techbro faggots super mad.Objectively untrue. How much have you made from your art anon? I am making six figures from literally typing shit into Stable Diffusion once a week for bunch of corpos.
>>537205942i am aware
>>537205548Your delusional asshurt is not a counterargument. No person on the street or in an art academy would ever argue that an mspaint drawing looks better than a near photorealistic gen. And even then, AI could be trained to flawlessly copy the "ms paint sovl" artstyle anyways.
>>537206021Let me guess bro, 6 figures, 6 feet, and a 6-pack?
>>5372053142/4
>>537205959>it's SFW fuck.
>>537206097Ive seen AI artists with thousands of likes on a post and when they find out its AI, they start acting like they just committed some horrible crime and backpedal. The reality is that people dont care how long or hard you worked on something, people just want a nice picture. AI video and motion is bad because its obvious and looks bad. But once it starts improving, nobody will care. Which is why in helldivers 2, AI is a thing thats widespread across all colonies. Yes, the Shipmaster used to say this when the technician first vanished.
>>5372053143/4
>>537203043Fuaaaaaark got space for one more robud?
>>537206396I don't like posting cropped porn.
>>537206415She still says it when she's not busy creaming herself over the DSS.
>>537206113No, I am fat and average height. You don't need to be born into it to make it Anon, all you need to do is to not be left behind. I was too young to get into Bitcoin easy but there's no reason to be bitter about life if you refuse to literally get free money.
Is the ODST warbond limited time?
>>537206629no.
This is the SC store items for Dust Devils. The melee is apparently just another reskinned saber
>>537206629Its here to stay.
>>537206728I haven't seen anyone run a melee weapon in months, they're genuinely a meme.
>>537206021>>537206097You sound super mad right now.
>>537206925Aww, are you projecting? Cute.
>>537206547Well I can't blame anyone for taking money on the table. Not that I actually believe your six-figure claim.
>>537205314lost 1 still 3/4
>>537206859They are genuinely useless now after they fixed melee being able to hit through armor for meme kills against chargers. Like it was just a fun thing to do that was no way viable or game breaking but it was not the "fun" AH wanted so they took it away.
>>537207136join right now or arrowhead will take away your odst armor
found another 100 SC today in a pub lobbyeven though I am a SC spawn chad it still made me happy
>>537206925NTA, but I've noticed that the worst Ai guys aren't really any different from the kinds of pompous stuck-up artfags that they try to mock. It's sad too, since there's plenty of regular people on both sides that just want to make cool pictures and stuff and don't make a big deal about it.
>>537206859>>537207136going to be really worrying if they release another new melee without adjusting it back to being heavy pen, or at least useful in some slight way
>>537207449Ive never seen AI artists dogpile people though. There are groups of people who harass people they think use AI art, but most of the time its not AI and they just bullied the fuck out of someone who just got caught in the crossfire. Really makes you think.
imma draw this bug then I'll join lobby
>>537207469Uh look pal, I spent time in the (conscript) military, I know a thing or two about weapons and army stuff, melee weapons cannot ever be effective when there are guns in the fight. Stop trying to have fun in this serious milsim experience.
>>537204495
You can place sentries on top of the tower in Citizen Evacuation missions by throwing your stratagem below the overhang.It's not as useful as you would hope.
Illuminate tongue my rectum. There's 21,000 players on Cirrus and they've made 1% liberation. I can't believe we're going to lose one of our Maximum Security Cities. THE flagship one. Shoot me.
>>537207414how do you spawn SC? I haven't seen one of those lobbies in a while
>>537207469>without adjusting it back to being heavy penmelee weapons were never heavy pen, they just phased through breakable armour sections to hit the weaker parts behind them
>>537208398cute buggers
>>537206859melee weapons are voteless blenders. saves all your ammo for shooting at overseers and fleshmobs
>>537207637>Ive never seen AI artists dogpile people though.I have, and the only reason I'm not going to go in depth on who and where is because he's in /vg/, and would without a doubt bring his discord friends in here to defend himself before bringing up how popular he is on twitter and schizo about everyone that hates him. I don't even visit the threads much anymore and it still makes me fucking mad as hell.
>>537188416>taking orbitals in urban mapsAnon...
>>537208665That sounds like it could be kinda fun though.
>Finish maxing a SHIT weapon>Switch to another weapon>It's even shittierGoddamn
>take stun lance>take ballistic shield>take EATsoh yeah, it's bug killing time. EATs for heavies, stun lance for literally everything else, and a free slot to do whatever with
Rover status?
>>537207909Kino...>>537208398>>537208526Cute...
>>537208939honestly once I get the free liberators handled, at best I might level the adjudicator but it really doesn't feel worth it for most of these guns. a neat extra rather than a necessity
>>537206859i wish the hit detection wasn't both shit and tied to framerate since i've been cucked out of even normal melee at times that i've even died to scavengers
>6,600 botdivers on Fenmire because ????>2,100 botdivers on Tarsh because ????>2,400 botdivers on Barabos because ????>5,900 botdivers on Borea trying to gambit instead of reinforcing Emeria>Emerica is barely eking out victory because of the DSS, part of the line of planets on the way to Zegema Paradise and Super Earth>1,100 squiddivers on Regnus because ????>12,000 squiddivers on Seyshel Beach but barely scratched liberation at 0.04% but it's what keeps from invading the other Maximum Security City planet>54,300 bugdivers on Azterra performing a very failed gambit>20,900 bugdivers on Cirrus performing a very failed gambit>38,200 bugdivers on Sulfura because it's part of the line of planets on the way to Super Earth I guess?>Only 42,300 bugdivers left to reinforce Fort Union to defend the flagship Maximum Security City New Hope City, which will surely fall from a lack of supportWHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING DUMB WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING DUMB AAAAAAAAA WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING DUMB WE CAN'T FUCKING WIN A SINGLE PLANET FUCK ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>537209215The freedom of choice is wasted on swine
>>537208303
>>537209338>>537209382Worst of all is it's all an illusion and Joel will railroad because why the fuck not. Literally would be doable if he didn't IMMEDIATELY attack Emeria the MOMENT we retook it. Fucking bullshit.
soon the xbox players will metamorphize into drooling bugdivers... such is the fate of console plebs
>>537203191
Words cannot express how much I fucking hate Joel and his railroaded forced losses. Nobody fucking likes losing so many goddamned planets by stretching the Blob across literally a half-dozen active defending planets. Even more so when he arbitrarily takes away the only tool we have to counteract this bullshit.We have literally lost TWENTY THREE FUCKING PLANETS as a direct result of Joel's bullshit in the last ten days. I am SUPER FUCKING PISSED that not even the addition of the Halo shit is worth it. Of all the ways to "celebrate" the addition of a new platform, this was literally the worst way they could have done it, make the players eat shit for a week straight and then forcing them to eat half as much shit again because those stupid fucking attacks don't actually stop when we hit the kill count.Joel needs to have a fucking sulfuric acid enema, several consecutive ones in fact. Fuck all this bullshit.
Bugs do NOT have eyes. Stop drawing them with eyes. They are NOT cute.
>>537209535Seggs with bugs
>>537204919Warp pack means I no longer have to waste time calling for a retarded pub to come open a bunker that I know has SCs in it because I leave the arrow mod on while playing. That alone is worth every bit of pain that comes from having to rely on solely the Commando for my AT because the swiggers have yet to make a reloadable AP5 weapon that doesn't take a backpack slot, other then the Epoch which is somehow even worse.
I don't care about any of that BUT THE TYRANNY PARK 2FAMILY AND I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO IT AHHH
>>537209758>the swiggers have yet to make a reloadable AP5 weapon that doesn't take a backpack slotthe railgun is AP5, reloadable, and doesn't take a backpack slotor you can bring the quasar
D10 - Botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242310811838/76561198886757965
>>537209535What is this fat fuck's purpose? And don't say to be part of a +6 kill streak with just one shot of an Eruptor.
>>537209812You can blame Joel for that too. Who the fuck forces a gambit when it's well-established knowledge that the Blob can't gambit worth a shit due to a combination of terrible user interface and AH refusing to actually address the problem of the gambit system being poorly explained and incentivized.
>>537210028Sex with me
>>537209732Bugs cute :3
>>537209674I wouldn't even be as mad if he didn't fucking attack like 6 planets at once. The fucking swedish dickhead knows that it isn't even fair. We have ZERO chance to do that even if everyone played perfectly. Forced loss upon forced loss with zero lore reason, completely fucking made up unrealistic enemy numbers all to beat the playerbase down for no reason.Joel defenders always say "we're working with him to tell his story" well where the fuck is the part where he gets the memo that he isn't here to BEAT US. A good GM knows that yes, it's a fucking collaborative experience and you don't just play the enemies you also play the players allies. Joel isn't just the fucking terminids he's also high command. Where the fuck are the troop surges? Where's the strategic advantages we can take to flank and burn out enemy reinforcements? Where's fucking anything other than "you will lose all these planets and like it." This is a lot of people's first exposure to the galactic war and the only message they get out of it is "wow defenses are totally pointless because we haven't succeeded a single fucking one, and the ones we did were immediately undone or we lost 20 other planets in that time span".Joel is the worst fucking GM for this role and most people with functioning brains could do a better job. I know I could.
>>537210086>gambitIt's useless, they'll immediately attacked it after just like the bot
>>537208398>oh boy time to consume my daily allotment of Super Earth Processed Human Meat(tm) in my pod!
>>537209963private
>>537209950Railgun doesn't deal AP5 levels of damage, you're shooting the exact same targets you would be with an AP4 weapon, and the Queso needs either the cooldown or charge time reduced, as well as the particle effects that make the FPV unusable gone.
>>537209535>>537209738I am... weirdly aroused by this. Should i kill myself?
I think helldivers should say "fuck" more. I think it would be cool.
>>537209963>>537210326D10 - Botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242311354518/76561198886757965Sorry, forgot to change it to public
What if they made light pen chip away enemy armour? So that you waste more ammunition but still are able to take down greater target
>>537210387>Railgun doesn't deal AP5 levels of damageIt deals 1500 damage a shot off safe, what the hell are you talking about? The only issue it faces is durability, but 2-3 shots will still kill anything without much difficulty. 4 to the head for bile titans at 85% charge, for example
>>537210636I've always thought that AP-1 should slowly strip away that section of armor. But that would probably require a complete overhaul of every enemy model in the game to be able to strip armor plates off of them.
>>537210572FULL
>>537210387>Railgun doesn't deal AP5 levels of damageit's literally AP5 though? and having high peentration doens't inherently mean high damage. the sterilizer is AP5 and we all know it does basically zero direct damageunless, wait...anon... heavy AT like the commando is AP6, not 5.
Made this just for you anon.
>>537210636That's what beam weapons do currently
>>537210505Nah, it's normal.
>>537210743Yea right we can't expect that from Swigger, but I imagine it would depend on the base damage of the weapon, like the tenderizer would maybe take 5-6 bullets before actually starting to damage an enemy on a particular spot while other light pen damage weapon take more bullets
they should add a melee weapon slot so you dont have to sacrifice your secondary
>>537210891where did you get that idea? because it just simply isn't true.
>>537210743There are no AP1 weapons currently in Helldivers 2
>>537210257The funniest part about this is, the HD2 official Discord explicitly says that users aren't allowed to bitch and whine about players not participating on MO planets or factions. WELL, THEN FUCKING MAKE THE MOS POSSIBLE TO WIN WITHOUT THEM. DON'T CREATE THIS SITUATION WHERE YOU ONLY MAKE A WIN POSSIBLE IF LITERALLY 90% OF EVERYBODY PITCHES IN, AND THEN PUNISH US FOR COMPLAINING WHEN THEY DON'T.Like seriously, at a certain point everybody should just boycott MOs in general and focus down a single faction regardless of everything. Just let the bullshit flow and put it all on public display. Let Joel take all those planets on the path to Super Earth, we know he won't have the balls to actually let us lose because there are no game files to allow it to happen. And when we're about to wipe a faction off the map, let him arbitrarily jack up the numbers to deny us our win, show everybody how fucking petty Joel is and that there really is zero player agency.
>>537211004I just wanted to spread misinformation for fun
>>537211065I literally have never paid attention to any MO ever
>>537209215nobody cares about mo, friend
>>537210683Yes, durable is the issue, glad you realize. Dealing high damage doesn't matter if the practical effect on target is low damage because of the funny damage penalty. You can kill a BT to the face faster by dumping the arc grenade launcher despite the arc damage being AP4, for example, instead of needing to spend a solid like 12 seconds charging RG shots, much less a pair of Commando rockets in a quarter second. It being AP5 doesn't matter when it doesn't deal the damage required to kill AP5 weakspots like the Strider head in a timely manner, but instead you go for the lower AP targets like the chinguns into bellyrubs.>>537210796Gomen, but you understood what I mean. All the other high penetration weapons have high damage without getting cucked by durability, other then the Epoch which is also cucked by explosive damage immunity.
How DARE they sully our delicious affordable naturally artificially flavored soft drinks!
>>537211232>I just wanted to spread misinformation for fun
>>537210996Sounds fun
Do the evac high value missions get better past diff 7 or it just a absolute snoozer even at d10?
>>537210289you better watch your six nigga
>>537211065We're closer to that than you think. We're never going to coordinate, but I'm pretty sure a lot of people have given up on defenses, and outright don't play squids anymore. The new players will have changed that, but once the shine wears off and we're back to the regulars, people will probably just let the enemies push to Super Earth because they know nothing they do matters. Great job squandering the coolest mechanic in the game you Svedkanese retards.
>>537211463It's a complete snooze fest no matter the difficulty
>>537207637AI artists deserve to get dogpilled. Almost every time it's because they've hidden that they use AI the whole time or because they're using AI to pretend to be another artist that people actually like.Fuck you AI nigger, get ChatCBT to generate a mother that loves you.
>>537211369he likes the vibrations, okay? don't make it weird
>>537211463In my experience they get harder because the civilians just kinda stand around.
>>537211506Relatable.
>>537211506Chargers are secretly the sneakiest enemy in the entire game. The amount of times I've thought I killed one, only for it to turn out that they were staying completely still for 10 seconds, playing dead until I turn around so they can ram my asshole is insane.
>>537211606>dogpilled
>make a Super Earth dance show>call it "Sweet Liberty, My Legs!"
>EAT>Commando>Portable HellbombWhat would you call this loadout?
>>537211781Spicyfuse. Once it came out that he was using AI everyone rightfully shit on him until he fucked off. Now he's rebranded and is hoping that his new audience won't find out and will buy his game.
as I draw the boog in detail, it's clear that they took the limb design from King Crabs, which are my favorite seafood to eat. Now I wonder how warrior chan tastes...
>>537212006incomplete, until it has disposable napalm launcher.
>>537211363>All the other high penetration weapons have high damage without getting cucked by durability,the arc thrower is AP7 and only does 250 normal damage and 100 durable damagewhat you want is something with the power, immediacy, and reloadability of the recoilless rifle but without the backpack commitment. do you understand how that would instantly obsolete every other AT weapon and be overpowered as fuck?
>>537212063I just use the strafing run currently
>>537212057Tastes like oily seafood.
This was an awful dive. 4 fucking jammers all next to each other wtf man
>>537211606Most AI artists ive seen straight up say they use AI on their bio but people still get mad for some reason and attack them.
>>537212224>4 fucking jammers all next to each other wtf mansounds like a fucking kino fight and I wish I could have been there
>>537212112No, I'd be quite happy with a Commando I could shove new rockets into, and if they want to cut down the mag size from 4 down to 2 if stationary reloading or 1 if they let me reload it on the move, I'd be ecstatic but even a single shot with a stationary reload would be acceptable.
>>537212224>I wish it would suck more!
>>537211738>brute-looking enemy is actually the smartestkino
>>537212224Dropping in to multiple overlapping jammers is the one time the game is actually challenging.
>>537212360Hell, give me an Ultimatum rifle with a larger ammo pool, and I'd be happy.
>>537212057Terminids seem to be an odd mix of termites, crabs, and mantises, which is cool.>Now I wonder how warrior chan tastes...Considering the crablike similarities, as well as the existence of Bugfest, my guess would be that they taste like crustaceans with a tingly acidic aftertaste and mouthfeel. It would probably be kind of like how people describe eating fugu, which is a poisonous pufferfish that makes your whole mouth feel numb and tingly.
>drop in on boogs>it's a bile spewer maphow do you cope?
>>537207414>SC spawn chadqrd? I think I saw a game where people were doing that but I got kicked
>>537212030I don't know who that is and I don't care. I'm pointing out your humorous spelling mistake
>>537212654hold shift + w and press v 1 or 2 times if I'm unlucky
>>537209535>>537209738I wish to hyperinflate a female with pregnancy like this.
>>537212654
The halo shotty fucking kicks ass on bugs, holy shit it's amazing
I could run this war so much better than Joel it isn't even funny. Current situation:>we are beset on all sides>SEAF forces mass mobilized to the outer systems >they can only reinforce 2 of the 3 fronts at a time, and the Helldivers must hold the third>Helldivers due to their elite status and advanced weapons are expected to not only hold the line but push back the advance >stratagem cooldowns are reduced, and additional buffs are unlocked with each planet taken>to halt the attacks, we must locate the source of the troop surges on each front and liberate the planet>this means we have to focus on an enemy front, deal with their attacks, and press into their territory>community gets to choose which front to attack, based on the location of the DSS. SEAF will hold the line in the other fronts.>once the source of the enemy surge is eliminated, it is reinforced with SEAF, stabilizing the front for the time being >rinse and repeat for the other two factions>throw in some curve balls on the last faction to spice things up like an old school pop-up illuminate invasion on a strategic asset that gives a debuff until we clear itAs a result you have a dynamic and player driven major order that makes it feel like we are indeed being beset on all sides, but Super Earth has a plan and all we gotta do is show up and do our part. Wow. That took all of 15 minutes to cook up. Fuck you Joel.
>>537212654if there's even a chance it's a spewer seed I take some counter
>>537212536>Charger-chan is a secretly smart meatheadShe keeps getting cuter! How?!
>losing 2 more planets to the redditor strainbugs on super earth soon.https://youtu.be/04xOsNW7zTA?si=NJ9SXQPGqtzSdpcH
The halo shotty fucking sucks ass on bugs, holy shit it's terrible
>>537212006inefficient
>>537212850I still think it should be medium pen
>>537212536They like to watch.>>537212654GENERAL BRASCH'S TERMINID TIP:Nuke missions are always bile spewers.
>>537212850it's not really better than the punisher series thoughit's great if you ignore the fact that there are superior options
>Bugchasers cant even fight off a lower level invasionThis is the full might of a bugchaser?
>>537212889>Joel gets paid 8 hours a day for this garbageEveryone keeps excusing it as "it doesn't matter". My counterpoint: Since what Joel is doing "doesn't matter", he should be fired.
the shotgun is SHIT
My keybinds are sub-optimal. Is it true that the game gets fucky on recording your keypresses if you bind both fire-mode (hold R) and reload (tap R) because it is unsure about how long you're actually pressing the key? I've had instances where panic spamming R doesn't reload in the heat of the moment.Please send help.
>>537213153The halo shotgun deals "more" damage, but it is not enough to kill anything in less pumps than the punisher, so it is the punisher with less ammo.
>>537213317The combined IQ of the bugs is higher. They have tactics like playing dead and standing on their tippy toes so the dogshit sound design conceals their movements (bile titans and chargers)
>>537213317as per usual I think situations like this come to be through people not caring rather than being unable to understand the complex process of filling bars like a Korean mmo zombie
>>537212360what you've described is the epoch. with only a few exceptions it has the same breakpoints as the commando. the most relevant exceptions are:annihilator tank turret front needing 3 shots instead of 2war strider leg joints needing 2 shots instead of 1harvester hip joints needing 2 shots instead of 1 (but pops the shield in 1 shot instead of needing 2 like the commando so if you're brute forcing through it it equals out to the same number of shots)charger, bile titan, and impaler heads are the same for both commando and epochcharger ass is the samehulks eye, body, and heatsink are the sametank turret/hull rears are the samefactory strider eye, foot, and belly is the same
>>537212889Uhhhhh you forgot the random fucking planet vaguely related to the MO on a squid planet and if you dont do it in a very short time frame you insta-lose the entire MO. Dont you know how to make engaging content?
>>537212850yeah, it feels like the best shotgun atm
I'd rather not use Commando or EpochRR, QC, and EAT are the cool kid options
>>537213634Okay, but make sure you do it on a workday so that no one is there to actually see the objective before it expires.
>>537213798
>Asking bugchasers to dive citiesYep. Its over. Going to be a repeat of Achird III where they insisted on trying to brute force liberation instead of capturing the fucking cities.
Lobby... doko...
>>537213798Arc thrower chads rise up!
>>537212259Mix of autism and fear. Musicians were seething hard during the 1930s on movie theaters being a thing. Now look at what happened. Musicians are still valued alongside movies
>>537185032Isn't this the fag lawyer with perpetual tds?
>>537212889so with SEAF stopping any advances on the other 2 fronts and the players pushing back the last front how do you prevent the players from eventually just eliminating each faction off the map? cause it sounds like we can only ever win in this scenario
SC arrow mod?
>>537213976I like cities. I wish they weren't so fucking broken. Having to deal with the jank tileset with overlapping assets just to get 2 stars at the end because objectives didn't spawn is aggravating.
>>537213976I will not dive cities in any of the three fronts. I wanna play the game, not do cities. Put more fucking super credits in them if you want me to bother doing chores rather than playing the game.
>>5372053142/4 we blitz
D10 city bugs, fort unionsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242313187482/76561198415003359
>>537213607The Epoch needs to have a significantly increased margin of safety for it to be worth the tradeoff of needing the awkward amount of 2 of your 3 in the magazine as well as requiring a substantial amount of charge time. Having the quarter of second between doing nothing and blowing up not only yourself, but the gun as well so you're out your support weapon until it cools down, so that if you get flinched and reflexively wait for your aim to settle makes it complete trash, even if you put the time in to master the rhythm to the charging. It requires you to unlearn good habits and muscle memory of not wasting single shots into the ground in order to not kill yourself, which is why I noted that it's even worse the relying on the Commando.
What planet should I be focusing on? Bot front or Bugs?
>>537213976>do nothing but cites alwaysfug u.
>>537214163ha hah, the emergency patch destroyed the odst armor passive just to break the arrow mod.
>>537214197>Just wants to farm credits>Says he doesnt want to do chores
>>537214245full
top 3 shotgunstop 3 support weaponsarigatou
>close to affording my first major warbond with 900 SC, so lets do a little solo farming>getting lots of bunkers with SC in them and SOS isn't working>okay fuck it one more run and>1020 SC>I picked up a +100 without realizing it
>>537214197good postI will not betatest the shitty cities
You know what, maybe flag raise mission, free orbital napalm and newfrens don't really mix
>>537214310Dont cry to botGAWDS when you lose your city.
>>537214357Playing the game is fun. Doing cities is not. If you want me to do something unfun, then pay me. That's how work is. You get paid to do something people won't otherwise do on their own. The other option is making cities fun, but you know they won't do it.
>>537214245>>537214370NOT EVEN 2 MINUTES PASSEDYOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEI WANT TO PLAY LOBBY BUT YOU GUYS ARE TOO FAST
>>537214332thank you swiggers.
>>537214376for me?cookout, punisher, blitzerautocannon, AMR, railgun
>>537214490>Pay me to play your video gameHoly fuck bugchasers are entitled.
>>537214197>>537214490is there an actual critique here besides super credits?
>>537214617You... Like playing cities?
I'm going to Sulfura because it would be really fucking funny if we had to liberate 2 planets before we could even get to the gloom event.Knowing that retard he'd probably accidentally lock us out.
>>537214601You always have the other option of making them fun to play. But you just won't do it.
>qp diff 7>0 lives left 12 minutes left missile not launched>wtf>host level 9HOW IS HE HERE
>>537214657you... can't articulate why you don't like something?
>>537214779but they are fun to play. for me.sounds like a you problem
>>537214332BASED BEYOND BELIEF.Maybe Swedes aint so bad after all
>>537214796Its been days, its not that hard to unlock the difficulties.
I'd play megacities more if they didn't shit my performance down the drain.
Epoch should have been a backpackless autocannon with similar accuracy and range as well as bonus ap5 for a perfect charge. Also a fast running reload. We didn't need another AT option.
>>537214796Back when I was leveling when the game first came out, I found out after the fact a quickjoin was like a level 7 or something, but I just went with it. I believe the quickjoin system will shove you into the next higher level mission automatically once you beat the level before it, at least that seemed to be my experience. So he probably just got carried up to that level
>>537215018ive never had a performance issue in the cities or any of the other places people have issues with performance, and all I do is quickjoin, so its not my system (7800X3D/4090)
>>537214872Then I agree that "i don't like them and won't do them" is a "me problem" and you should leave me to never drop in cities as it is literally not your problem.
>>537212850All I wanted was a good gun against blobs and it isn't that, so it may as well not exist.
>>537215226that's a pretty good systemHD2 is a memory hog on PC, my theory is that it overstrains GPUs with standard 16gb VRAM, they seem to hit their ceiling with the 11-13ish GB this game occupies at any given moment plus driver overhead
>>537215519playing on an rtx 2080 super and an i7-6700 here, a shit ass 2016 rig and a HDD that for some reason has near-identical load times to my Steam Deck's SSD on this gameaccording to steam metrics overlay, this thing is using less than half of my GPU, but trying to utterly clock out my CPU to its max basically all the time. it's obvious that the CPU is just too damn old to keep up with more modern games, but also highlights just where all that workload is going.
>>537211506>you better watch your hecking six, chud!!!
>>537215519>my theory is that it overstrains GPUs with standard 16gb VRAM,helldivers is more CPU intensive than it is GPU intensive
>normally use jetpack>want to use portable hellbombDo I NEED light armor or will medium do?
>>537215958not according to my testing. Before I upgraded I was GPU bottlenecked on a zen3 CPU (5900X)
>>537212654>drop in on boogsfound the problem
>>537183504Yes? Who the fuck wants a player driven story. You dumb fags spam BUGDIVER BUGDIVER but if this was driven by 1. Players take planet 2. Devs make future content over that conflict then you would ALL be forced to play Bugdivers 2 24/7. What sort of dumb, retarded, botfag would want a fucking player driven story and content. Fucking morons.
>>537216003Define need. Light armor is objectively the best armor, doesn't mean you can't run around as a slow-shit and not win though. Skill/Brain > Gear.
>>537211363>It being AP5 doesn't matter when it doesn't deal the damage required to kill AP5 weakspots like the Strider head in a timely manner, but instead you go for the lower AP targets like the chinguns into bellyrubs.Except it does, you just aim for different weakspots than the ones you'd waste explosives on. Obviously it's not the best against bugs, but against squids and bots it's phenomenal. You'll kill anything short of a war strider in one shot, and you'll kill them in 3, tanks in 4. Striders you do like you said, and they're not even a threat. For its ammo economy and uptime, it's insane. 21 shots that'll kill a hulk guaranteed and'll deal with anything else, that doesn't need a backpack, that doesn't rely on a cooldown, is an insanely strong weapon
>>537216336nta but almost everyone ITT could write up a more interesting and engaging galactic war than Joel ever didI know it's compelling to believe that Arrowhead knows best, but that's cope. we do.
>>537216513The story is fucking irrelevant. Only adding content matters.
>>537216003Medium. Now go and show the enemies of Democracy the light.
>>537216638Arrowhead are clueless about adding content as well, refer to the spear gun that already ranks as the worst one week before even releasing
>>537216003I use medium with the portable hellbomb all the time, works pretty well.
>>537215752>spoilerI've no doubt that the swedes intentionally did some fuckery that's causing load times to be bottlenecked by something else in your PC. It would make too much sense.Not the first time I've heard of this, either.
>>537216745>refer to the spear gun that already ranks as the worst one week before even releasingYou're such a cute little emotional child
>>537214657I do. Why shouldn't I?
>>537215752>>537216896>spoilerI've seen people say the reason the game is so huge is because assets are duplicated so it can be loaded from multiple locations at once to speed up loadtimes on HDDs so they're closer to SSD speed (but do nothing but hog space if you're on SSD)
Today I had 3 instances where the whole game just froze for a couple of seconds.But! Usually it just crashes after a second of the freeze, but this time it started running again.
>>5372159588GB is standard.
I for one cannot wait for them to add a speargun variant for each of the elemental damage types over the course of 5 warbnonds>gas>fire>electricity>bomb>raw AP
D10 - Incel Botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242311354518/76561198886757965
>>537215023The epoch should just hit where you point it or be a mobile reload.
>>537216420I don't see what Epoch can add to bots when EAT carries 100% of the AT workload on that front without issue. Neither squids where AT will never make any sense since squids are shit tier game design that can be mowed down with an MG43 and zero brain power involved.
>>537210572GGs
What is it with newfags and throwing napalm into mega nests
>>537217180Gimme a sec im finishing eating something
>>537217267newfags and retards are signified by their desire to "killmog"
>New Aspiration City's liberation slowly losing momentum as more and more people log off or gravitate to the bugfront.I fully expect it to be lost by the end of this MO. The some 40k people on that planet doing wasteland operations instead of city operations aren't helping, either.
>https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/7569>even AH can't escape the Halo Infinite incel chin ODST helmet
>>5372171803/4
>>537216745its just a better sterilizer desu
>>537217267Because it culls medium chaff which is the majority of what you'll be facing.
Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce the first design of the upcoming interfaction event this christmas.
Redpillme on portable hellbomb. Can I bring it to every mission?I like using guard dogs
>>537217247I'm talking about the railgun dude. An EAT struggles when there's large groups of high AP enemies, especially on d10 with gunship patrols. The rg will be able to rip through gunships no problem, can mow down hulks by the dozen, and if you're struggling to hit crotches, can disarm war striders and make them a non-threat. I do agree that the high ap isn't warranted against squids, but that's why you just use the eruptor, which is basically a support weapon already
>>537217118whatno it isn't, not unless you take consoles (trash tech) as a baseline which you shouldn't
>I'm gonna join some lower level lobbies and help some of the newbie xbox players I think>join first lobby>dude afk on picking drop in point for 5 minutes, leave>join second lobby>0/5 revives, dies within 10 seconds after I drop in, he leaves>join third lobby>get kicked within 5 seconds>join fourth lobby>0/5 revives, he threw down an ammo resupply and stood under it>he died, leftit has been nearly a half hour with this stupid fucking game open and I haven't even gotten to play it yet
>>537217616getting on
Halo Reach City>architecture has a modern feel and looks alive despite having very few npcs>levels are diverse and have vertical elements to promote different approachesHelldivers 2 City>glorified commie blocks that feel abandoned even with npcs running around>levels are flat and homogeneous procedural generation offering the same experience every time
>>537217758Well sorry about taking you for the Epoch coper then. I love the railgun, it's the most underrated support weapon, but as a default heckdumpers will hate any weapon that requires accuracy and prefers ranged shots.
>>537217267Just hopped into a game where they're dumping them *outside* the nest, at the tail-end of a breech, all 3 of them
>>537217692Do you want me to stop making these? I'm kinda having fun doing this
>>537217180Fuck off we're FVLL
>>537217053the crazy thing is looking at PS5 and XSX footage, the loading time is basically comparable to the Steam Deck SSD or my HDD. yeah, it has streaming issues, sometimes character models don't load in properly for a few seconds which is how i found out the democratic officer's head is a separate asset from his body, but whatever black magic bullshit is going on with this engine means everyone basically has the same load times unless you're on a REALLY bad HDD.
>>537218092This one actually fits lol I'd fucking hate a ragdoll fiesta charger
>>537218059Agreed, but I do wish that arrowhead would bump up durable damage for both it and the amr a tad. It's pretty ridiculous that the only thing really preventing either one from being actually useful in more cases is durability. I think making the rg hit dura for 800 at max charge and the amr hit equally hard on either side would be fine
>>537217978That would require them to redesign the city blocks again, please understand.
>>537217978It's the architectural design difference by human beings and the other by subhuman swedes. What did you expect, seriously? From the people that gave us IKEA?
>>537218092also no man my doodles are property of the people as well, it's the democratic thing ofc
Remember Helldiver, Warrior-chan IS cute and the E-710 that she WILLINGLY and GENEROUSLY donates to the cause helps you spread Democracy throughout the galaxy!lobby doko
>>537218327Indeed it's a real problem but fully intended by Arrowhead. I fully expect durable nerfs on autocannon and further durable nerfs on HMG one day so oner than later, citing "their vision" as the reason.
>>537217267Because in a better game that would actually be a good idea.
>>537218728Cute!
Next dispatch: free tesla towerNext dispatch: free eagle cluster
>>537217683*stands around the edges of the nest for 70 seconds* yeah
>>537217517How did they fuck that up so bad,
Does the token from the Super citizen edition just unlocks the warbond and doesn't give you anything from it right?
>>537218769how did a post from 14 months ago end up in this thread?
What's the best shotgun for bugs?
Man i just love when a bug comes out of a bughole and bounces my grenade back at me.
>>537220095cookout, take a secondary that can deal with hive guards and you're golden
>>537210859that face made me feel somethinggood shit anonI made an edit
>>537220154out-fucking-skilled
>>537220154outskilled
>>537220154OutskilledJust use grenade pistol and aim to a corner where a bug can block
>>537220208100 MILLION SUPER CREDITS TO STROHMANN NEWS
>>537217172>I for one cannot wait for them to add a speargun variant for each of the elemental damage types over the course of 5 warbnondsHah, yeah...
Fuck YOU specifically, because I LOVE this thing.
>>537209215>caring about the galactic warThe real retard is you
>>537217978>Glorified hallways vs open map>'WUT DA FOOK? Y IZNT DA OPEN MAP GUUD?"
>>537214152This is for this specific MO not always and forever.
>prime time>losing everythingvery cool, the only way to win is for less people to play.
>>537220208I made another
>>537209215The planets I spread democracy on are entirely dependent on the modifiersThe bugs could be at our doorstep and I'm not helping if it's predator+ion storm
>>537220650Why do they make the game like that?
>>537220154We know that feel well.
>>537220665she looks like she fucks fleshmobs
>Flame AK not in Freedom's flame>EAT-700 Napalm not in Freedom's flame>Gas speargun not in Chemical Agents>Missile silo not in Democratic Detonation I wish they'd just add stuff like that to the existing ones instead of putting them in unrelated slopbonds but MONEY.
>>537220721lower the difficulty if you can't handle the occasional 1 minute of not having reds or greens
>mogs you
>>537220208>>537220665>all this love for a silly shitpost I made in 10 minutes to spite an aifagAw shucks anon I'm glad you liked it!
>>537220721holy giga shitter
>>537218769I wouldn't call it a "real" problem, because it's a good way of balancing it. The rg being able to deal damage to durable things would make it eclipse just about anything else instantly again. I don't think the ac will catch nerfs because it's an explosive gun, and the mgs not being able to do durable damage is okay since they're great against the squids instead. I think a small bump to the rg would be fine, since it'd make war striders prime prey for it over more AT spam, and a big bump to the dura for the AMR would make it great against bots still.
>>537220665I made another one>>537220894It's good stuff, fuck AI fags and even if the guy did illuminate tattoo it's still 100 times more respectable than the AI illuminate cuck
>>537220894>spiting an ai fag by making fanart of an ai imagenot trying to be mean, I just can't ignore the irony
>>537221262Erase the tattoo and make milk leaking through her shirt please and thank you
The de-escalator is an S tier support weapon, yet I don't see that many people even use it. I don't get it.
>>537221451Reloading one by one is gay
>>537214245GG
SEAF-chan was built for futa helldivers
>>537190369Make it so that it also activates deep space LIDAR scanning or whatever the fuck so that players can see what enemy attacks are about to occur, like you can see a planet about to be invaded by bots in say, T minus 2 hours, and players can move the DSS blockade preemptively
>>537214245gg
>>537210221I have never played this game, but I'm tempted to add a bug preserve to my current project. It is now on The List.
>>537221483That barely even registers to me because I've been playing Demoman in TF2 since 2008. That cyclops of a man reloads more than he shoots explosives at people.
>>537221494concerningly explosive trvth bomb
>>537221298>by making fanart of an ai image>he's never seen the coretta news reportsAnon? Your cope?
>>537221681Problem is that the reload cycle for demo isn't exceptionally slow and involve pumping out the used shells every time you fire it. You also reload automatically in tf2, in helldivers you have to manually do it
>taking the light killzone armor vs incendiary corp>experimental infusion>out of ammo, reloading>go prone and stim>a flamethrower and devastator blasting me from 10ft can't kill meI AM A GOD
Is Helldivers 2 the last game made for straight white men? It's completely Aryan coded
>>537221824
>>537220095Cookout + Senator/Talon
>>537221451Can it harm war striders? I've been taking it on bots but it only seemed to stun a war strider, and then for some reason the war strider stopped getting stunned by it, like each strider can only be stunned once.
>>537221926What about Meet n Fuck Kingdom 36
Why the fuck are stingrays spawning in level 1 missions? Why would you do this to brand new players?
Requesting MSpaint Coretta sucking a big dick.
>>537221926lol
>>537209215Even with 120k players working on the gambit it barley scratched the surface. All of the bug defense shit is rigged to push the next update. Literally none of this matters, this is Joel's world and we're just living in it.
>>537221345I got you
>>537214245ggs bros
>>537222093Pisses me off that the number of players liberating a planet means nothing if it's not the majority. The entire system sucks ass once you go over a certain number of players.
>>537221852>You also reload automatically in tf2That wasn't a thing on release. Us TF2 boomers had to actually press R to reload back then.
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is it just me or did something fucky happen to map gen recently
>>537222289wtf that looks sick
>>537222289just you. looks fine to me
Why isn't the Recon armor light?
>>537218728fine I'll do it myselfsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242320686056D10 bugs
>>537222289>bugs actually overruning civilizationvgh... kino...
>be a coretta kelly coomer>open the threadI win.
like the fuck is this, dying light lmao
>>537222289holy shit bug dreg heap
>>537221824you do realize that's just sloppa with a crt filter, right?
Is this game the best cooperative shooter since L4D2?
>>5372223452/4 get in nao
How come there's no fanfics about a diver on earth saving coretta kelly during the squid invasion and getting left behind after evac, forcing them to have to band together to survive and escape the doomed megacity, falling in love and then having the dirtiest most insane sex imaginable as a culmination of their triumphs?
>>537222686lmao, we got a bunch of solotrannies who will tell you otherwise
Is the light gunner set any good? It's essentially a medium armor with better speed and stamina as its passive, no?
>>537222686>cooperativeuh?Hellsissies wouldn't last a single second in L4D2. That actually forces the players stay together and cooperate
I am quickly souring on the coretta kelly coomers
>>537222767idk sounds gay
>>537222345in a sec
>>537222345fvll
I don't care if it's AI, if it's hot and makes my dick hard, I will goon to it, simple as. It's not that deep bro
>>537221484Jesus christ, you guys are still using this, huh? Didn't think I'd see this again
>>537222686this game isn't as cooperative as I'd like it to be desu
>>537222048https://files.catbox.moe/nslwsw.pngEnjoy
>>537222992Ip grabber, DO NOT CLICK>>537223046Fuck OFF yeezeid
Which alien faction most deserves to the righteous fury of Super Earth?
gucci slipper does it again
>>537223046Once time I sucked off a cute trap like that and didn't notice when she came so I basically kept sucking after she nutted
>>537223046>average botdivers
>>537222992https://files.catbox.moe/qdr5x9.pngslightly improved version
>Hive guardI just love him, how docile he is.
>>537222026the host moved out of range
>>537223126>she
Reminder that teamkilling troons is encouraged by Super Earth.
>>537222026It two to three shots their railguns. Just blow off the railguns and then ignore them because they can't do shit other than lob grenades at that point. Or just ignore them all together anyway because they are barely able to shoot you out of the air or off of highground.
>>537222132not enough milk
Reminder that boyremoving (rape) troons is encouraged by Super Earth
>guy following me like a lost puppyand kicked.
>>537223286nuu uhh chud, as long as youre fighting for Managed DemocracyTM everyone is welcome to our community
Without the noble Helldivers, where would we be?
>>537223286legally permissibleethically unimpeachablemorally imperative
Why do most of you retards constantly coming up with a strawman and then proceeds to get angry at the said strawman? It's always very amusing to watch, it's like watching caged up monkeys at the zoo.
>>537208564>Melee voteless>Get as smacked by flesh mob>Get left behind by team>Get sniped by elevated over seer>Get team killed >Take random chip damage cause meleeI dunno. Like if melee drew faster and could block for stamina itd be alright I think. It's just a huge time investment for something any gun can do in a few clicks.
>>537218945This
The Tenderizer just looks right in an ODST's hands.
What is it about anon's Coretta that was erotic enough to provoke such lust?
telefragging a bug should chain-kill nearby bugs because of the e710 reaction
I just realized I wasted almost 2000 hours of my life to this game
>>537224187sloppa elicits an instinctive reaction in brownoids
>>537224187>tanned>busty>dick sucking lipsIt's not that hard to figure out why
>>537217720I'll black pill you. The slot you took for porta bomb coulda been any other mass area clear strat. But if you're confident in not wearing a backpack slot, it's pretty fun with lighter armor. It will kill jammers and you will be THE DUDE for that, along with everything else that dies to hellbombs. It's also pretty funny with democracy protects. It doesn't ragdoll you if you go prone, so you can 50/50 the explosion pretty reliably
>>537224187Not him, but lidded eyes, a smug expression, and mocking him are all things that could reasonably cause him to get his rocks off.
>>537224294>more than mei suppose i havent been playing lately but damn i thought i had a problem
>Activate portable hellbomb >Run into the middle of a bug breach>It detonates>x100 killsPost yfw
do you want high effort coretta kelly blowjob?
>>537224781Nah I want disinterested two finger handjob
>>537224781I want a coretta kelly redesign that isn't based off an AI image
>>537223098Does catbox grab IPs? I can upload it somewhere else>>537223447I'll make an edit tomorrow to make the message something like "my breasts are full and I need YOUR help">>537224187Yes
>>537224781Y-Yeah please.
>>537224781I want koretta kelly giving me the middle finger while she rides superior squid cock, I will use it to tempt a faggot I know.
>>537224781Yes
>>537224920You know faggots? Gay.
Are these predator strain bugs supposed to be unfun bullshit?
>>537225057Yes
>>537225057Bring any of the Punisher variants
>>537225052I like funny faggots. Their inferiority gives me a boner. It's not gay, it's domination.
>>537225057No but they are anyway.
what's the final solution to the /hdg/ degenerate problem?
>>537224781That'd be pretty cool
>>537225057>the one bug that can actually threaten shitters>Are these predator strain bugs supposed to be unfun bullshit?only for you
>>537225057War being shitty and maybe not at all dependent on your personal input is realistic.
>>537224920Only if we also get Eravin getting milked by a busty squid woman.
>>537224781Yeah I would very much appreciate if Coretta Kelley gave me a blowjob and put some real effort into it. ...oh wait you mean like a drawing I mean sure?
This game is so much fucking fun despite the devs trying to ruin it every time.
>>537225057Naw they're fun bullshit. Bring a stagger shotgun and some turrets. >>537225469trvke>>537225242Coretta fellatio
>>537225469This. It's actually astounding how it keeps chugging along despite the devs literally not giving a shit.
>>537186670Maybe don't be poor?
>decide to turn on crossplay with console>70% of lobbies are people dragging sub level 9 players onto diff 10>get kicked within 20 seconds from most lobbies>get teamkilled by eagle strafing run for the first time in monthshow do you play with these animals?
>>537225469
>>537225718why are you playing with randoms? aren't we good enough for you? we can't satisfy you anymore?
>>537225242What's so degenerate about /hdg/?
>>537225976rampant honesty about how dogshit Joel and the devs are at their job
On a scale from 1 to 10, how hard would it be for them to add mega nests to the mega cities?
>>537225976latent homosexuality being brought out by the corpo-fascist satire of the game reinforcing strict superiority play between inferiors (leandivers) and superiors (brawndivers).
Mod that removes the fucking awful spotlight under our characters when?
>>537226075It could be done, but the pelican will phase out of existence as a result.
>>537226075they'd just do what they did with all the other assets and cram them in without any sort of thoughtful design
>>537226193Seriously who decided that?>SONYHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>537225469everything good and bad about the game is by complete accident, i am not kidding
Alright anons, I'm drawing more Eravin porn. If anyone still has links to the Eravin smutfics, I'd much appreciate it.
Just get rid of the stratagem bounce. Arguing that people can throw shit where enemies can't reach isn't enough of an excuse for something that everyone fucking hates.
>>537226371how much did he pay you to do this?
>>537225469Almost like laying a groundwork of great gameplay is the most important fundamental
>>537226371please put him in a chastity cage.
>>537226532He doesn't pay me and he never has, anon. I draw him because it gets me hard.
>>537226371>Alright anons, I'm drawing more Eravin porn.Based.>If anyone still has links to the Eravin smutfics, I'd much appreciate it.I have them saved in a txt file.
mentioning your parasocial relationship outside /vt/ should result in summary execution
Is anyone else having cpu usage issues now? Computer freezes up for about 1.5 seconds intermittently while playing.
>>537225057Use light armor and a supply pack, grenade launcher, ultimatum and thermites.Now you can carry your team and solo everything.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242324485389/76561199586955078bots
Post bangers to spread democracy toohttps://youtu.be/nUb0QaDjP78?
Eravinlusting daughter or Corettacoomer son?
>>537227025Nevermind, I'm seeing it in the steam discussions. Genuinely curious what they could have fucked up for this to be happening.
plz make the porn straight
>>537226371gangbanged by xboxdivers
>>537227283https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkaWOFIMyvY
What the fuck does -0.50% mean as far as liberation rate means for these high security megacities? We're passively defending the city over time?
>>537226862Pastebin them for me, kind anon
>>537224903pomni a cute
>>537227469Whatever AH says it does, it probably isn't that.
>>5372272195
xisters, where can i get this cape?
>>537226735maybe you should stop pushing your mental illness down other peoples throat and instead do it in private, that would be much appreciated. Nobody want to see that nasty shit in here except literal trannies and faggots
>>537227735its fomo
>>537227283>>537227429Too loud for me.>Bugshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO8r8PSCdNI
>>537226735Don't listen to him anon. The people yearn for leandiver smut.
>>537222826>Is the light gunner set any good? It's essentially a medium armor with better speed and stamina as its passive, no?That exactly what it is. You can still get one shotted though.
Fuck y'all useless niggers.
>>537226956/vt/ should straight up just be deleted desu. Watching ecelebs is not a real hobby and if you spend even 10 minutes there you observe how the regulars are unironically complete wastes of life, that board's catalog is the probably one of the biggest shitholes on the Internet.
Fuck Joel, If the bugs can guarantee my safety I'm willing to become a terminid, flip the board look at all this winning, hell divers will never make progress again.
>>537227763Hey lighten up buddyMachete soon
>>537228182You want to live in a hole and make liquids all day?
>>537227763you should learn to be more inclusive anon
>>537227283If you ever want to be a stimsluthttps://youtu.be/f7gzLefzp5Q?si=vvntLDm2IvJ9naz9
>>537190580Thats what I belive as well. The next "story arc" is going to he homeworlds
>>537228510sex
>>537227283All of Doolittle by Pixies.
>>537227283https://youtu.be/T655Z_ccQNs?si=k0QcqOoLZ3cv7f1g
New>>537228749>>537228749>>537228749
>>537228248melee went from a meme to a dogshit meme with the nerf why does arrowhead hate fun
>>537228182>Offering to be my fembug wifeHow generous of you! Now get in the pen.
>>537227283https://youtu.be/JVnkDZEX85Q?si=ZYDQUjwRiCptOFwshttps://youtu.be/Nl-RVIdTUVI?si=3Jl7ap4MBrwb0BCvhttps://youtu.be/QSIKLRlZNXY?si=kkhaGXg-8rKra9L0https://youtu.be/1zh-0eupfNw?si=lOUIttt_kJ8U4_hhhttps://youtu.be/cSAzKlxnkhg?si=hXYYVZ13DWYssSNShttps://youtu.be/pg7GXC__lB0?si=25REmqNfGjhR8TGWhttps://youtu.be/OrJPWBz99MQ?si=Tr2RwtxnjzFj5Myohttps://youtu.be/1rE9ffxBYno?si=MsB9oISolCaK-gn9https://youtu.be/fnwZca8z9II?si=MEGW4gYh-99jtLJBa little something for everyone :)
Is no one complaining about the fucky meganest generations?
>tfw lurking for months until Xbox release>constantly see things like "SAEF" and guns with overly patriotic names>"bro your EATs?">always thought an EAT was some kind of MRE consumable food iteam that heals you
>>537232815That's adorable.
Just got the gameHaving lots of funI do wonderHow do I know what planet to do and what operation to do? How do I join lobbies or ops? What is quick play? What are ongoing missions? How does multiplayer really work in this...
Sometimes I actually want to take it slow on missions And absorb whatever storytelling the map wants to give me. But other players and that stupid time limit for missions really puts pressure for me to just sprint to each objective every time And get out as fast as possible
>>537211363>lower AP targets like the chinguns into bellyrubs.If you're bellying a Strider with railgun instead of just shooting the eye you are fucking retarded
