Warrior of the One Sky Edition>News:Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>536999207
Gee I wonder what spergs will have a conniption fit about in THIS thread
Damn, I didnt even know you could enter House of hope, steal the items except hammer and leave. You can even enter to abuse the long rest fountain.
>>537191709toadcel seething about shadowbaby is a safe bet
>>537191590May OP cross the One in the Void
>>537191942I enter the house of hope to abuse raphael.
Missionary with Astarion
>>537191960?
>>537192395LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES ALLLLLLLL MORTAL LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES
>>537192395What is that wall of spikes?
Hell has its laws.
>>537192193do people really play bg3 without the subtitles on
>>537192742Blade barrier, it and summon planar ally are my goto L12 cleric spells.It's a fucking fantastic spell, you just don't get many opportunities to use it
>>537191709Shadowheart of course. Its always her. Maybe some Halsin or Astarion complaining too.
>>537192193Stop wasting time, BARETHA. You're not here to play with the locals.
Has anyone made any big expansion mods? New areas or missions or anything like that?
>>537194192No, bg3 modders suck
can you hit Ansur with the Brittle effect?
>>537196671Would jump on Minsc, I would be arrested, but I don't care.
Convincing Shadowheart to reject Shar and her handing her over to Viconia!Getting Lae’zel to stay loyal to Vlaakith, convincing her to free Orpheus, then stabbing her in the back before she gets the chance to kill him!Getting into a relationship with Karlach, refusing to touch her, then turning her into a Mindflayer!Biting off Gale’s hands!Rebinding Wyll’s soul to Mizora, then killing Duke Ravenguard!Making Astarion bite Oblaj, raping him, making him use the Astral Tadpole by reminding him he’s a worthless piece of trash, ascending him, then killing him and damning to the Hells forever!Making Minsc kill Jaheira then killing him yourself!Snapping Minthara’s neck!Letting Halsin get stuck forever in the Shadowfell!
>>537196912>Would jump on Minsc, I would be arrested, but I don't care.
kissing him
baretha pls
>>537197481Bg3 needs a eyepatch
>>537192869When Enemy has radiant retaliation it for sure is the best concentration spell for clerics. Fuck I need to remember to remove the 2 radiant damage ring from Shadowheart before this shit or shell get blown up anyway.
>>537199731knowledgablefrog
>>537200482My clerics don't typically do much damage, I mainly have shart at the back to assist, her djinn does more of the damage
>>537201534>center: discord admin>back left: his most fervent janny>back right: his buck broken bussy slave
>>537196131I doubt it but if you test it and find out either way, update the wiki.
>>537201828I suppose you think that was terribly clever
>>537202174yeah
I would absolutely let Zenovia bully me around.
tearing his pants open with my teeth and gagging on that thick juicy pale vamp cock until I die of asphyxiation
>>537201534gay>>537202396ugly
>>537202396Z E N O V I AAAAAENOVIAAAAGET THIS PEOPLE OUT OF MY HOUSE THISI N S T A N T
Karlach should have raped shadowheart
>>537204027Can’t rape the willing
>>537191590This entire thread proves why Baldur's gate is for faggots
what class is good for a first playthrough
>>537206593Well, that's hard to answer without knowing how you like to play, but I'd say anything that uses short rests and has high CHR so you can be face.
>>537207107>uses short rests and has high CHR so you can be face.what does this mean
>>537206593Ranger
>>537207179Each class generally gets back their 'resources' on a rest. Long rests refresh everyone, but they have some drawbacks. Short rests you start with 2 per long rest, (you can increase this), and they're a lot easier to work with overall.CHR as in charisma, and face as in face character, the party member doing the dialogue and shops
>>537206593Paladin.>high CHA>no origin companion is a Paladin>steady item progression>doesn't have to know what spells are good / bad
which difficulty?
>>537208112For a first time?Balanced, anyone saying higher is being autistic, and anyone saying explorer only masturbates to the game
>>537208112balanced
>>537208271>>537208372are battles gonna take forever
>>537208525>loaded question
>>537206593minmaxers get the ropeplay whatever you feel likei played >human >male >fighter
>>537208112It depends on your familiarity with the subject. If you have experience with dnd ruleset or dnd crpg you can start with Tactician. If you're playing a game like this for the first time then do balanced.
is using shadowheart hair mod going to disable achievements
>>537208525If you're not familiar with D&D or similar games, the pacing will feel very odd. You'll likely be annoyed with how much you wait for turns to progress. I'd never played D&D before this game and I hated the combat until I finally got my pea brain around it in the latter half of the game.Get comfortable using the examine feature, it'll be a life saver
>>537208525if you have a prejudice against turn based combat you should just stop
you would think zoomers would love turn based games they can tiktok or whatever while the enemy has their turn
>>537208732>>537208621ill do balanced for now i guessi havent played a true turn based game like this in 20 years
>>537208991Honestly, the game does a really good job of presenting information.At the bottom left of your screen, there will be a combat log where every single roll and rule is explained if you look.I'd advise looking into the core mechanics of D&D, as far as how rounds and turns work, from there you can get by with just reading the tooltips.The combat is really fun, extremely high skill ceiling.
>>537208667It should. Achievements are for people who play Larian's game, not some other guy's game, and Larian intended for you to pull Shadowheart's underwear down and be surprised that she has troon hairs on his crotch. Modding that out is weak. What did you achieve? Might as well give yourself ten party members while you're at it.
>>537208991>>537209247>bottom leftBottom right, my bad
>>537209753>>537209247im gonna make a fighter in balanced and see how this all goes.
>>537209949
Any recommended mods for a first run thru or should I just do it vanilla?
>>537210114vanilla
>>537210114I've got over 1K hours in this game, and I'm still finding new shit. It's immensely replayable.
>>537210475Cute! Post Inwe next time please
shaddy...why
>>537210475shadowcute
why is my name Tavwill characters actually say this name
durgebros we lost another one...
>>537205845speak for yourself, xir
>>537208814beautifulfrog
im gonna name ____her something else then since tav doesnt mean anything and no npcs say it
How many side characters are modeled after one of the developers, you think? Surely the pixie is one.
Alright, time to play this supposed GOTY
>two weapon fighter[CONFIRMED FOR GAY]
>>537210475It's hairy and it stinks. Everyone knows it.
>hey boss, we got anudda usual>a human fighter character?>yeah
How do you PoV those Lae'zel dialogue screenshots?
>>537212368baaased
>>537206593Definitely Paladin.
True patricians play Cleric
did raphael deserve it?
>>537203410arfur, darling...
>>537192395Kill Raphael. Roundhouse kick Raphael. Break into Raphael's house and steal all of his belongings. Vore Raphael. Turn Raphael to gold. Trap Raphael in his own bath and drown him. Stomp Raphael's skull into the ground after making him grovel. Pack Raphael into his own Finewine barrels and set him on fire. Vaporise Raphael with the runestone barrel. Feed Raphael to owlbear. Stuff Raphael's corpse into the camp closet next to the hammer. Raphael!
why the fuck ar you still plauong this game i mean come the fuck onas much as I fuckinv hate her shadowheart is still a better wnaifu than minthara but you even when t ant changed your name becausde the dumbfuk palidin of lolth lmaooooooo was somehow better than shart. And dont get me wrong, of qll the heada I want 9n pikes shart us at the top of the list, but god damn, Minthara? Really? Like really really?!?! Like... c'mon... you gotta be fuckin shitn me fuck minthara paladin of lolth fuckin lmaoooooolike haha niggahahahahahahaha
>>537212368>custom>not DurgeFiltered
why am i talking to an exposed brain 30 seconds into the game
>>537214194>failed his int checks
>>537214194To listen?????Every just trying fucking listening when someone is talking to you?
>>537214194Would you have hot steamy sex with that brain?
I would have hot steamy sex with:BugbearsOgresThe spectatorMind flayersBoney and Stoney from the CircusDrag Queen Circus OwnerDolor the Serial Killer DwarfHalsin
>>537215246shadowheart please stop posting
is there no way to spin the camera so i can see whats beneath things?
>>537215418Native camera mod
>>537215418try reading the tutorials
>>537214194First time larian fans have heard from a brain
are the mindflayers evilare the dragons attacking mindflayers evil
Karlach probably has crazy suction
I honestly was kind of annoyed when I asked to know more about Halsin, then at after the party there's that option apologising for "coming on too hard". The option I took didn't look like flirting at all.>>537206593Everyone says Paladin, I went with Bard for a high charisma build trying to be everyone's pal. The companions have all the other bases covered.
>>537217813Also I tried Paladin. The Paladin class options just sounds like you really have a stick up your butt. Bard options typically open more doors from what I've experience.
>>537215281that's an Orin post though?
>>537206593first time I played through the story I had a really sloppy, haphazard run. I was annoyed when I screwed up some quests and how cluttered everything in the world is, but I got through it. Second playthrough is much more enjoyable and I was able to plan ahead based around what I experienced instead of following boring ass guides or videos.
>>537217730>are the xenophobic, supremacists who turn everyone into either slaves, and then turn those slaves into new mindflayers evilYes.>are the dragons attacking the mindflayers evilYes, all Chromatic dragons(reds, blacks, whites etc.) are evil, and followers of the evil dragon goddess Tiamat.The Githyank riding them are also evil, and basically are trying to become the mindflayer empire 2.0(without the squid faces or turning others into more of their own)
the way Karlach gushes after you tell her you like her killed me. She's an absolute ladette yet so girly it's adorable.
I would have hot steamy sex with mind flayers
>>537217730>>537219170I thought mind flayers were more incomprehensible morally, they're from the far realm like the great old ones, crazy Lovecraftian madness plane.
>>537219286Kinda weird how her only trigger for a romance start is the party, everyone you can romance super easy and way bf
Mind flayers act out of survival and is it implied in dnd lore they're humans from the far future where the universe is ending so they travel back in time to stay aliveGithyankis are just assholes for the sake of it
>>537211442Everyone calls me "The Dark Urge" and don't miss a beat.
>>537219498anon, they want to rule the entire universe while keeping everyone else as chattel slaves or livestock to eatthey also enjoy sadism and causing painthey are almost all lawful evil, with a few who somehow become disconnected from the rest who can do good>>537219689>enslaving and forcibly transitioning everyone isn't evil because it's just for survival!no, they take pleasure in the pain they cause and the misery they spreadthe Githyanki are assholes because they were enslaved by the mindflayers for a long time, and so they took on some of their traits(the immense xenophobia and racial superiority, along with the sadism and disregard for any other lives), and it doesn't help that they're lead by an evil lich bitch who doesn't even want to actually end the mindflayers because that means Gith would return
>>537219543Karlach is a HERO she was to busy worrying about the tieflings
Can you miss companions I just found vampire and hole wizard
>>537219931She never even mentions them, it's Wyll who cares about them
Wait is that Geralt's voice actor playing Bhaal?
>>537219978I mean its technically possible but the game heavily guides you towards the origin companions so its hard to miss them
>>537220473no geralt's VA voices the dwarven cook in one of the taverns
>>537219978The game pretty much guides you to all of them if you just explore naturally. The only one easily missed is Minthara because you'd normally have to do something that would make you lose a bunch of companions.
>wyll>ackhonestly nothing of value was lost
>>537220648https://youtu.be/-vZYd1XFS0E?si=LM42DYb7wQTNGhYY&t=94This is clearly Geralt's voice if he'd gone evil
>>537221093Karlach is the best companion of this game THO
The bandits in the ruins (friends of the ones you can scare away) just wiped me….
I only got Shadowheart and kicked out Laezel because she didn't like her. It was just me and her for the entire adventure.
>>537221684they're unironically kind of strong if you don't get the jump on them(and are on tactician)
I wish they made the map much larger honestly. I wouldn't mind walking through more wilderness like in BG1 and 2.
>start new run, full g*th party>get to grove>punch out that zoomer with the gay perm>bulli zorru>tell cutefrog 'I got this' >cutscene hangs>down both of them>laezeldisapproves.jpg>help them up>STILL IN CUTSCENE
is it true that Lae'zel is instantly attracted to you if you're a dragonborn?
I think I'm starting to hate act 1 (first half), but only because of overexposure. Maybe I should just skip it and just give myself the XP I would gotten.
You can go to camp anytime?
>>537201002Upcast spirit guardians + staff of cherished necromancy and just gib people with free level 6 Wounds. Light and death cleric are the best ones and both deal superb damage while also debuffing with right gear. Cleric with 2 levels of star druid for dragon constellation is nuts.
I feel like Shart is pretty useless outside of making food
>>537223001>cant canonically turn her into a public use sex holeshes just useless
Why can't I rape shadowheart right after the nautiloid crash?
>>537223001>>537223324>Cleric>uselessAre you trolling?
>>537223389What was the last crpg that explicitly let you rape? Fallout 2 i think?
>>537223457>trickery domain(you)
does Shadowheart act less like a petulant teen as a Selunite?
>>537223492>go to Withers>pay 100g>change domain to something good(life, death, light)Bam.
Lae'zel is love.Lae'zel is life.Lae'zel a miracle of the universe.Lae'zel might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out.
>>537223609at that point i may as well use someone else
>>537223820>at that point I may as well use somebody else>waiting until level 3 and paying 100g is too much for this dudeDamn
Trickery domain is too good and amazing
>>537223683cute frog
i feel like my entire party is constantly low on hp
Reminder that Shadowheart's mission outline stated she was the groups healer lmao
I do not care about shadowheart
Shadowheart owes bugbears SEXO
I am Shadowheart
>>537225343Meds
Its Shaddy's world
>Five hours in normal games: multiple major quests completed, decisions made and locations visited>Five hours in BG3: talked to 3 NPCs and explored a single darkened corner of the mapHmmm
>>537225743uh oh retard detected sounds like pokemon is more your speed>>>/vp/
>>537225743>RPG game focused on character choices and exploration(which is usually well rewarded) takes longer to playHMMMM interadasting....
Astarion seems super duper gay
>>537226496he's just flamboyant but he's bi/playersexual like everyone
>>537226496That dude is GAY coded, but he seems to be bisexual.Although the very first person Cazador had him seduce and bring to get SPAWNED.com'd was a dude.
>>537226686what kind of dude keeps saying "darling" the way he does who isn't gay
I only want female party members
>>537226908Flamboyant doesn't mean gay THO
>>537226686>GAY codedodd that they didn't do that with Shart whose voice actress is literally a lezzie
of course the gay dude is the most evil fucker in the group aside from Minthara
3/4 of the romanceable women are evil. Why is this?
>>537227053We love lesbians here
>>537227053All the characters ended up being playersexual.>>537227229>3/4Shart is only evil if you are evil and tell her to kill the Nightsong.If you don't, and you are a good person, Shart abandons Shar and goes back to being a Selunite.
>>537227167He has trauma he suffered alot, if you don't let him ascend and do a good playthrough he unironically becomes a folk hero
I just started and its reminded me of older Bioware games so hard. The beginning reminds me of the beginning of KotOR, and the camp reminds me of Dragon Age Origins.
>>537228005it's a love letter to a lot of crpgs, you meet a corpse in act 1 that asks you a question straight out of planescape torment
>>537227293despite her conditioning she was never really evil to begin with, she totally fails as a Sharran at every turn. iirc that's why that mark on her hand keeps hurting.>>537227423a gay folk hero
>>537228116He's bi THO
Astarion haters will never handle that he has missionary sex with women!!!!!
>>537228064Yeah, Whithers asked that life question. I didn't like it, it's half assed and he seems to judge every answer with some pretentious bullshit. In PST any answer was fine, Ravel just wanted it to be *your* answer.
Karlach does buttstuff, she definitely will get extra freaky with it if you ask.Lae'zel is a githyanki, she is extra freaky with it by default.Shadowheart was raised by sharans, she was born a raised to get extra freaky with it.Last but not least minthara, she is a drow it is literally apart of their culture to get extra freaky with it.
>>537228614Karlach's never done it and wants to be with one person only
>>537228614I got a massive boner thinking of Karlach fingering and massaging my prostate while she relentlessly jerks me off once
thank you, based ancientmegapack for my stylish skeletal homie, JB. the hardest working doot in showbusiness
>>537228742>Karlach's never done itNot true, if you talk to her when she mentions how hot her body gets you can question 'So... you haven't been able to do that, then?' or something like that, and she says it's been too long.
>>537228854THIS IS WHAT Y'ALL END UP LOOKING LIKE
>Fade's Equipment>Mystra's Spells>Tactician Enhanced>Party Limit Begone>extra encounters and minibosses>enemies reworked>extra enemies in encounters>Lv 13-20Yep, it's time to game.
>>537227293That's technically not true. Shart's default choice is actually to kill Nightsong. If the player has 0 Nightsong points, she kills Nightsong. So you have to intervene in order for her to not kill Nightsong.That said, you accumulate Nightsong points by simply having her in the party and talking to her and visiting certain places that you go to anyway, so it is easy. But you are still changing her default choice to one you intervene to make her choose.
>>537229525Absolutely obsessed
>>537229517Based
>>537229525Well yes, like I said, with YOUR help(and you not being an evil asshole), she comes to realize that everything Shar has done and told her has been a complete and utter fucking lie.
>>537229525thanks for the on topic discussion and relevant information. watch as a sharty says you're obsessed just for discussing the game and helping people with a question they asked. watch
>>537229525Thank you for speaking the truth
>Greetings, I am the Dark Urge. >Shadowheart? That's an unusual name.
>>537229818https://youtu.be/aDCG0gIQk-o?si=96E0Loh8D5vXqvES
>>537229525
>>537230181Based
Which classes get the most interesting dialogue options? Does a feywild warlock get anything with Ethel?
>>537230424Ranger is the best.
>>537230181factual
I was thought Jergal was the God of "I don't give a shit".. BG3 takes it to a new level. You can pickpocket him to take back the money for a respec or revival, and he doesn't care.
Shadowheart is technically a virgin because she was mind controlled all those previous times she had sex so it doesn't count.
damn you actually get a buff if you have Volo gauge your eye out
>>537191590just starting to get into this (yes i know i am behind). a friend told me to download noalphabets and realm restored mods. are there any others i should get as well?
>>537231657really shadowheart
How do (You) cope with the end of act 2 and 90% of act 3 being dogshit?>forced to side with the emperor or game over at end of act 2>act 3 still buggy 2 years later>act 3's horrible pacing>never getting the upper city>endings are still mostly bad>forced to choose to turn yourself, your romance, or the leader of an entire race into a mindflayer essentially damning them foreverLike what the fuck man? Act 1 and 2 were so amazing how does the ending drop the ball so fucking hard?
Volo runs away tho if you let him do the operation, if you delay it then he remains a permanent camp follower until act 3
>>537227037It does
>>537231851why would you want to keep that buffoon at your camp?
>>537232070free money and supplies but only poorfags need itreal players take his eye and send him packing asap
Karlach blowjob!!!!
>>537231817covid and the war in russia occured around the time they were finishing act 2 and started working on act 3 hence all the cut content in act 2 & 3, they also had to rush the release because they were afraid of starfield stealing bg3's momentum
>>537231657This one is essential for any chud gameplayhttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/5285
>>537234223> they were afraid of starfield stealing bg3's momentumLMFAO
My endgame Sorcerer will aim for this weeb aesthetic.
>>537234223>game in development for 7 years>all of act 3 and it's story beats made in the last yearnah
>>537227293>All the characters ended up being playersexualWhy does Minsc say no to TAV but yes to Raphael clone?
>>537235794covid started in 2020
>>537234609you'll never be a woman and you will be forever despised by your family until you suicide
>>537236951Chud literally malding
>>537236951I am a woman btw, no matter what transphobic bigots sayTrans rights
>>537237048>>537237145>so mad had to reply twice mentally ill manlet literally on the verge of suicide
>>537237240>>537237240>>537237240>manletI'm a lady sweaty
Oak Father preserve us all.
>so mad clicking link 3 timeskek
Shadowheart only dreams of you if you are a tall male elf that will seed her inferior mutt half-breed pussy with superior pureblood elf genes. Inferior non-elves are good for random flings only, and if you are a midget race you may as well be a goblin as far as she's concerned.
You are a woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid human who is trying to feel comfortable in her body.All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.Men absolutely love you. Trans folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a man. Your bone structure does not matter. Estradiol widens the hips.You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the transphobes.Eventually, it’ll be perfect for you - you’ll come out, start HRT, get top surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy daughter. They’ll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is what you are. <3
>>537227229>4/4 of the romanceable men are bottomsI want to fuck Minsc, Minsc is a top.
>>537238208Cute and valid tav <3Also Isn't Halsin a top?
>>537238293>Isn't Halsin a topNah...
>>537238096Namefag will never hear this
>when you see one look at another cool Tav and want to change your entire characterI'm so indecisive.
>>537238208that's one ugly ass tav
>>537239892I love my tempest cleric tav
>>537240190>STRlol
Damn, fanart of D&D rogues can easily trick you into thinking it's some badass class.
Dude there should have been a scene were you smoke weed with gale.
>>537240368I'll be wearing heavy armor dumbass
>>537240873This game doesn't have strength requirements for armor. It's a DEX GOD GAME
>>537240873Better get a d20 initiative mod too before you hate life
>>537240990I'll be often meleeing too THOI plan on getting 2 paladin levels for thunderous smite
>>537241159Just get a finess weapon
Fuck this, I'm giving Rogue extra attack. How much does that actually break?
>>537241352>rouge That's a dip class your only supposed to put 4 levels into it max.
>>537241419>dipwhat for
>>537241159>thunderousyou mean divine smite right
>>537241483The extra Bonus action and expertise
>>537241529I wanna do lightning and thunder damage mostly
>>537241483A few classes make use of the extra bonus action and an extra level gives you a feat if you're one of those guys that needs 3 feats for their build to be optimal.
>>537241594i thought the other smites dont scale with spell slot levels
>>537241956Yeah they don't, in higher spell levels I'll just use the cool and op lightning spells, is just that in lvl everything is concentration except shatter
Do you think The Emperor seethes about the fact that everyone likes Omeluum way more than him
I have a gun and am going to kill Shadowheart
>>537242975Yes.>>537243132*casts Sanctuary on Shadowheart*not today!
This game rewards you with more content for being evil but doing that makes me feel bad. 6/10 game no recruitable minthara for good boys.
>>537248814I think if you KO her when you wipe out the goblins, she survives and you can recruit her?
>>537248854Just like Beyoncé in single ladies videos, what a queen
>>537248854the blade is so cool
>>537243132I really like the gun mods but I wish they'd tone it down on the explosion vfx a teeny bit
>>537238208MY FUCKING SIDES. I guess 90% of the gays KNOW Minsc is the only top companion of this game. It's fucking hilarious.>>537238293Halsin top? He doesn't act like a top mostly times. Tops also don't do blowjob before the bottom. kek
>>537250593Do you think an male wood-elf archdruid gives good head?
>>537250675Man, being honest, Zevlor, in the few times he appears... He acts more like a top than Halsin.
>>537251146I haven't met halsin yet but this is surprising to hear. He definitely gives off top energy based on appearances.
>>537251267the dude is a sex freakhe just wants to FUCK
If you don't select the dark urge will they appear in the game at some point like other origin characters ?
>>537251761no
>>537251761>>537251969He does, sort of.
>>537251969Okay thats fine. We have dark urge at home.
what's an "household prayer" actually
>>537251987Oh. So I definitely shouldn't create a custom dark urge sidekick for my tav then huh...
What an incredibly ugly stretch of posts - devoid of femininity and beauty. Gay queer faggots seem incapable of offering anything beyond talking about bara faggotry and who tops and who bottoms. Where is the waifufag? Where is the sister?
>>537252646Spoken like a whiny bottom
>>537212368>Two-Weapon FightingNice.
>>537252646Bara is hotWomen are not
>tfw you provoked the Blade when you shouldn't haveBLADE-SAMA... I AM SORRY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
seriously thinkin' bout turning my good guy Durge from a druid to a PalaCHAD...
Provoke the cock
>>537254510Is funny how that shitty goblin has virtually the best gloves for rogues of the whole game
Brakkal was right...
>>537252646let this beautiful art piece cleanse your eyeshttps://files.catbox.moe/o1zhk3.jpg
>>537255437feels traced
>>537242975>walk in on Ansur>Emperor comes out of his pokeball to chat to his ex boyfriendNone of the companions except maybe Shart and Halsin are for (You)Even the squid has someone. Like Laezal has Vlaakith/Orpheus, Gale is always talking about Mystra, Wyll and Karlach are a thing, Astarion still has hangups about Sebastian, Mizora is pacted to Wyll...
Halsin X Boo
>>537242975Why can't we just kill the emperor and have omeluum as our guardian?
>>537256078He's a civilian scientist and will die immediately if he goes up against the Absolute. It's like asking why random researchers don't enlist in the army.
>>537256291Nice fanfic
Anyone have naked Mol art? Besides Glenn I mean.
>>537258001There's that one russian artist that did a few hooker mol fanarts check rule34 idk
Wyll Ravengard is so unpopular next to nobody can spell his last name right
>>537255437nice feet
>>537258116rule34 doesn't work in the UK
>>537258446Why is Barret so extremely popular then? Wyll just sux.
Explain sword bard to meDo they basically devolve into martials because fluorishes are so broken they're stronger than full spellcasting and thats what you should be spending your turn on?
>>537252646Sorry but all the 4 romanceable male characters give me this bottom energy. And then you have Minsc.
>>537262432I can't stop laughing
>>537262432Look at that anterior pelvic tilt
>>537262432Women are way too dumb to notice that lol
>>537262432I get every main cast member but Halsin? I'm not even doing the meme, how is he a bottom?
Astarion is a top
>>537262432just look at the male companions' writers no wonder all the male romances feel so passive
>>537263073he got his bussy destroyed for hundreds of years
>>537262901Halsin sensualize way too much. Bottom behavior.
This sure is on topic eh Glenn? Faggots deciding who's on the bottom for their faggot AIDS transfer? Pure Baldurs Gate.
>>537263263You could have answered my question about Swords Bard if you wanted to talk about rolling dice
does knocking out even make any difference?hate when stakes are just kill or be killed
>>537263223So ?
>>537263789so he's a bottom
Post women.
If Astarion was female with no other changes he'd be the only character anybody would talk aboutBoth men and women would be obsessed with their dommy vampire mommy and every other post in the thread would be coping about how her holes were destroyed daily by the cazacock
>>537263898Not anymore
>>537263673basically no99% of the time knocking out is treated the same as killing
>>537264091
>>537263505No point, Glenn thinks that's out of bounds to talk about the game or its characters here, until you're talking fag shit then he's all about it.
>>537264091>shadowheart in the middleLeast subtle white supremacist
>>537263673Temporarily hostile NPC's will be back after long rest if you knock them out instead of killing, plus some effect the story like Minthara, Minsc, Ethel's masks.
Why even talk about Astarion's position when you're literally able to choose whether you want him to dom or sub as a core part of his story
I'm gonna give Astarion the DWARFEN COCK
>>537264091It spooks me out that someone would want to turn themselves permanently into a nonsapient beast.
>>537264626Humans have envied the nonsapient presentness of animals for our entire sapient existenceAnd that was before wageslaving
>>537264626Good evening maam...
>>537263223I think he's a switch but prefers to be a topin the past he didn't have much choice, he did what others liked
>>537264626Why are Drow men so lucky its not fair
>>537264626Most people are already nonsapient beasts. Just look at the trash posting here
>>537264883Hes infinitely more natural as a bottom, he just really really wants to be an obnoxious alpha top because he was robbed of any control for so long
>>537264942thank god we have the namefag and his pizza metaphors to help us understand shadowheart
>>537263223yeah bc it's much easier to lay there and disassociate if you're bottoming he brought cazador the gays for that reason
>>537265113Im at work but imagine I posted an image of apocalymon
>>537264284White is right
>>537264626I think it's kind of beautiful in a twisted way - to be so madly in love, the kind of transcendent love that goes beyond mere desire or devotion, that you would willingly shed your mortal form to be closer to your goddess. It is no coincidence that the elf was a woman. Males are not capable of such pure love.
>>537266037
>>537264942I unironically, genuinely believe that normies are barely above other animals with how they just experience stimuli and react to it. I actually think that sapience, self awareness, thinking about everything, etc etc, is either a persistent mutation like blue eyes, or has to be learned. It makes sense that it would be rarer. Normies live long, fulfilling and successful lives without thinking about anything. They're often much more socially successful than people hung up by anxiety and overthinking. Sapience barely has any evolutionary advantage.
>>537265976Mizora is a canon pedo so I guess being white makes sense
>>537266405Thank you for your input, Sinkshit.
>>537265056I agree that it comes from that, but it doesn't mean he wants it any lesssensual sex with Astarion without stupid gay terms like "top and bottom" mmn
>>537266458Stay away from kids Jayden
>>537266570>forms paki rape gangs wherever he goesTotal remigration is coming
>>537266405She's a WHATdo I have to actually interact with Wyll???
>>537266405We love pedos here
>>537266376The white mans burden...
>>537266680Can't wait for you to go back then
>>537266856Only baudelaire & her toxic yaoi
Not racist, just don't want to see them here.
>>537266981Would be hotter if you were racist
>>537266856Moron
>>537267023kill yourself, jeet
>racism when larian has literally always had at least one BIPOC companion origin
Why exactly are Shadow Druids supposed to be so mind bendingly horrible and why was I supposed to go "WTF, SHADOW DRUIDS??? THIS BITCH GOTTA GO THATS TOO FAR" with no explanation of what a shadow druid is
>>537267936they were working with ketheric according to zrell's notes
>>537268063How the fuck was I supposed to know who ketheric was in act 1
>>537266037It would be beautiful in a platonic sense but I think elves are more beautiful than spooders.
>women>loveHehehe
>>537267936You only find out about shadow druids being bad and how they want to destroy civilization if you read the notes in Kagha's chest, the secret societies book or are a druid yourself.
>>537267936https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Secret_Societies_of_the_Sword_Coast:_Exposedhttps://bg3.wiki/wiki/Faldorn%27s_Canticle:_The_Shadow_Druids%27_DoctrineYou can more or less figure out from there that Shadow Druids are not your friends.
>>537266981>you can fix her>but no redemption sexOakfather preserve us
Can I see uhhhh the dragonborn durge in various outfits please
>>537267936No single faction or character is "supposed" to come across a certain way. The game may portray the Shadow Druids as feared and reviled by most, but that's more worldbuilding than moral judgment. Moral certainty is for children. Your character is a grown-up - supposedly - and it's up to you to decide whether they relate to or agree with a character or a philosophy. Kagha did nothing wrong.
>>537269241
>>537269241I mean, as I recall, when we confronted kagha the options were basically all flavors of "We know what you are, *Shadow Druid* *spits*" or "Aieeee!! Shadow druids??? Stop this at once!!! Everyone she's a shadow druid!!!"I could be misremembering but every reaction seemed very overblown for a warlock walking around with a sharran cleric, vampire and a gith that kills for pleasure.
>>537266981The race war starts now!!!
>>537269725It looks good but also gross
>knock out instead of killing thieflings>technically didn't do anything evil>get to bang minthyim so smart
the gang
>>537270687neil cleavage neil cleavage
Is there a mod where i can kill the grove and keep karlach
>>537271137>siding with the goblinsok brownoid
>>537271683>mind instantly goes to kissing goblin feet instead of minthara sex>calls others brown
The durgr inspiration for killing the goblins during the raid is "Morally Acceptable Massacre" but does the same thing hold true regarding the gith youths in the creche after the place turns hostile? Granted they were bigger dicks to a non-gith PC than many goblins when spoken to but that was expected of them by their teacher standing in the same room. Or does the fact that they did not risk their lives to resist him like Varrl damn them anyway? Would a non-evil character even ponder this stuff? Minsc wouldn't.
I know shadow monk shadowheart is generally pretty accepted but would it be a huge lore stretch to make her the rogue of the party, picking locks and such?
AHEMWhat do you think would happen to Raphael if he tried to storm into Auntie Ethel's lair on his own?I think he'd get his smug cambion ass PLUNDERED.
>>537271907Minthara fucks all the goblins with her futa cock, I've seen enough
>>537272056Something something good with her fingersImage of Halsin
>>537271907both are nasty. do chuds really?
White men have lusted for blue women since time immemorial
>women
>>537272702Do you need a hug, anon ?
>>537272759>>537272163
Does minthy actually interact with male drow differently enough to make a run worth it?
This just happen>gale turns astarion invisble>astarion hides inside the windmill, bottom floor>gale applies the break, climbs upstairs>goblin scout enters>astarion, still invisible, instantly kills the scout>his location is revealed to every enemy in the vicinity and battle startsWhat the fuck did they mean by this ???
>>537273381The goblins are video game enemies and killing one initiated the video game combat encounter
>>537273374Its like 1 line
>>537273528Okay smartass. Thanks for the lame answer. My expectation was that I'd have at least a few seconds before they realised what happened, rather than all of them aggroing immedietly without even seeing him.
>>537273612Nyo...
>>537273820>smartass>lame answeryou asked what happened, I told you what happened and whynot my fault you didnt like the answer
I think Hags are a cool and underutilized monster, and I wish we had gotten more content with them in the game.Like that person who was apparently sending people who were 'Auntie Ethel's type' to her from Baldur's Gate.
>>537274058I didn't not like it. This is obviously what happened. I was hoping for a funnier response is all. You being a smartass made it lame.
qt gith
>>537274391Draw an elf, call it a gith
>>537229012JB is more beautiful than any of us deserve to be in death.
>>537272261have chuds infiltrated baldurs gate ?
>>537231579welcome to bg3, n00b>>537231817act 2 was shit, lol@you>>537234223>pants-on-head retarded post
>>537262432Why is this so fucking accurate?
>>537242975don't care. omeluum is a good boy
>Cleric gods dont exist because "you can play shadowheart">warlock patrons dont exist because "you can play wyll"I really dont like it at all
>>537275046Now I can't stop thinking about Minsc marrying Taylor Swift lmao. He is literally Minsc.
>>537264284>>537266405least-subtle jeets on this board>>537266981the companion we deserve
Do all free mind flayers just want to become elder brains?
>>537262432>that HalsinMY FUCKING SIDES.
>>537275680There are no jeets here I can assure you. No jeets, troons, or nogs have breached the gates under my watch.
5-10 > 4-11
>>537275601I mean, you choose your Deity as a Cleric though?You just cant choose Shar, or any of the dead three. The list is a little small though.The warlock thing is lackluster too.
>>537272054>Or does the fact that they did not risk their lives to resist him like Varrl damn them anyway?They are children. In another culture, they would be barely old enough to fall in love or for their first coming-of-age rites. They're not even actively trying to stop you from leaving, so killing them is a deliberate act.>Would a non-evil character even ponder this stuff?A good character would.
Favorite two-level dip for a battle master fighter?
>>537256291>>537275971I am a trans woman tho
>two-level dip>for a fighter
>>537252121I wouldn't worry about it.
>>537278081war cleric is pretty solid
>>537278081>>537278507War Cleric?
>>537275612Minthara is Taylor Swift
>>537278775>>537278657I'll give it a shot. >>537278507Eat my 5 inch penis
>>537279363Minthara literally says Minsc scares her.
>>537279770In women's language this means the opposite.
Can BG3 be played one handed?
>>537280325yeah
>>537280325I tried to play without companions and hirelings, it's very hard, you must have lot of charisma for sure.
>>537280325Stop jacking it
Waifus, husbandosLove & Harmony~!
Yesterday I gave my pads to a coworker and she was thankful. 'We girls should help each other,' I said. And she was like 'dude....' Why is she so cruel?
>None of the elements present in the game suggest that Astarion was ever sexually abused>Being sexually abused is not the same as being used as a prostitute to attract hundreds of victims for your master.
>>537282250>>537282332
would have liked to have chosen Vhaeraun as a deity since he's back to life in FR lore. It's time male drow went big dick.
>>537192395You're Wyll lol
why does Wyll seem like such a cuck
>>537282250Rip anon
>>537274391like all races, theyre attractive if they have white skin
>>537255437how do I yellow elf?
>>537279468fighter is a class that only takes a 1 level dip RETARD or you lose the third extra attack which is the only reason to commit to fighter
>>537282993you're supposed to find him cool & manly but all he does is nag, dance and let you solve his issues, he's written like a disney prince with none of the charm
I see Glenn thought he could mark me as a proxy again as a way to ban me without needing to explain himself. Well Mr Cianci, that still doesn't work, just like you. Here's to you: nigger.
>>537263673Yes it does, some characters will appear somewhere else again in the game if you knock them out instead of killing
>>537263673game actually spawns in replacements for essential npcs
>>537271683but goblins are mostly green
>>537263673I'm pretty sure that gortash & orin get pissed if you knock out but don't kill the other
>>537264091Ranking of BG3 girls by hotness1. Shadowheart2. Dame Aylin3. Karlach4. Mizora5. Minthara6. Isobel7. Orin8. Jaheira9. Lae'zel
>>537263673It's important during some quests, like the masked fellas in Ethel's lair in Act 1/3.I also remember you used to have to knock out Minthara if you wanted to recruit her later.
>>537283314and you can't prevent him being turned half devil without an exploit, and he keeps whining about it after it happens
>>537284587>and he keeps whining about it after it happenswhich makes no fucking sense since baldur's gate is full of tieflings
>>537284350Shadowheart has pussy hair immediately dropping "her" to the bottom unless you're a tranny chaser
>>537284804
>>537284350>normal girl >man body >man body >milf>man face/smoker granny voice>hag>ugly>hag>zombie Millennial ass game
No one whines more than Astarion if you're making good aligned choices
>>537284350
>>537285094astarion's funny, wyll has no personality and gives women the ick
Gale gave me the ick
>>537284804we are reaching severe levels of mental illness
>>537285091You can pretend women have penises on this game, it's firmly for gen HRT
>>537279468Did you mean to respond to that anon who was responding to my question about the custom dark urge, or was that a mistake ? Sorry, just noticed this.
I do appreciate that they included an otherwise redundant character with no clear origin for the make believe. I don't like the idea of being a murder god spawn.
>>537285474toadcel do be like that
>>537285091my reaction to the customisation optionsawesome game but man they have such a vanilla roster of fantasy races
>>537284350araj is honorable number 2
>>537285920Another imaginary person for you to lose arguments to
>>537284804I think all the girls are bushy except for Karlach.
>>537285862Wait till you hear of Sir Fuzzalamp the hireling.
Are we allowed to share tavs here or is that frowned upon ? I made a cutie and am proud...
>>537264091>>537284350In my humble opinion.
>>537286369This has always been allowed, butI'll admit I'm a little bit scared anon
>>537286369worse posts have been shared, go ahead
>>537286369Of course
>>537286119you don't even try to conceal your identityit worked better when you used your phone to make 2 posts at the time
>>537286369You people only make ugly
>>537286369Sure. We have always celebrated female beauty here. And we certainly could use some right now.
>>537286836Less posting in thread, more taking the meds. Shadowheart is hairy and stinks, learn to live with it because it's canon. Coping by pretending everyone who acknowledged this is the same villain isn't going to help you.
>>537285414His skin gave me the ick.
>>537287323>white woman with horns
I can't stand tieflings
>>537286579In that case here is my axolotl gf. Please say something nice its her first day...https://files.catbox.moe/qmi2q7.jpg
>>537286836Hey stop nooticing mhmmkay?>>537287323Hello tiefling twin.>>537287490Saying stuff like "gave me the ick"? Instant ick btw.
>>537286369No, even origin W*ll is better than your "original" self insert.
>>537283187Not true, my tiefling barb is black and he's a stud
>>537287678You are ick-y
>>537287714I'm not self inserting. I don't like doing that in games. Just wanted to make a pretty dragon.
>>537287661
>>537287661You disgusting fucking freak. Your kind is not welcome here. Do you fucking understand?
>>537287643They're cute and valid It's midget races I find annoying
>>537287661swen would fuck that dragonborn raw
>>537287661Put clothes on her
>>537287661Don't listen to those faggots, she's nice. I'd have sex with her if I could.
>>537288129She has clothes. That screenshot was taken weeks ago when I was testing the scale colors.
>>537288129Dragons don't need clothes, just saiyan...
>>537288403I know. I don't care. I'm having a great time in my campaign. But thankyou, anon.
pregnant wyll
>>537288674obsessed
>>537288513in this thread, female dragonborn are queens
>>537288513Slut
>>537288513She looks like she's friends with Alfira, very cute
>>537240190My cleric is the hottest male tav ever posted here and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>537288875Yes I'm glad we can agree on something!
do equipment mods sometimes give a bug where your character is locked in place until you unequip and reequip?
Mizora sounds like an evil corpo bosswoman
>>537289375I'm using a modded rifle for my axolotl ranger and it hasn't caused any major issues. Sometimes the gun won't appear on her back but that's the worst so far.
>>537289574copro means poop
wyll coprogard
you don't choose a specific patron as a warlock?
>>537290687you choose as wyll!
This thread really took a turn for the stupid.
>>537288513cute frog
>>537290351Green eyes cute
>>537290950quit crying
>>537290979She used 'target aquired' on my heart
>>537291151
>>537291069Right after you stop engaging in bestiality
>>537290750nah I want to be a hexblade with the raven queen
>>537291307but enough about frog fuckers
>>537291307again quit crying dragonborns got custom genitals, bg3 is not made for you
i want to multiclass as warlock but i dont want to be commited to some evil creature
holy shit Giant barbarian with tavern brawler does so much damage when throwing shit
>>537291798archfey aren't necessarily evil
>>537291307Virtue signaling dweebs like you wouldn't survive on the sword coast.
>>537291476One is a human female with barely different facial features, the other is a literal animal. You're a faggot tranny chaser who'd fuck the dog if he got a minute alone. Worse than that because at least a dog is a mammal. Have fun squatting over your snake tank hoping one of them finds the cave you freak ass faggot. Just stop posting here while you do it.
>>537291798Archfey walock can make a pact with a good aligned archfey, like Titania or Oberon, who are allied with the elf pantheon, the Seldarine. Elves also originate from the Feywild so an elf warlock with a good aligned archfey patron seems kind of natural. It's just not specified who your patron is in BG3.
>>537291307shadowheart... no
>>537291798then go with Archfey, and I don't think the hexblade Patron is evil either
>>537292167
>>537292167Who tf are you talking to ? There's multiple people here engaging in the conversation
Half orc qweens are also welcome
>>537288513she's lovely anon but you need to find her something nicer to wear that outfit is hideous
>>537291518Yeah and we've seen who made it and who for that it isn't exactly good company, happy to be outside that mental institution looking in. Meanwhile you're post all day trying to fuck jurassic park.
>>537292231My elf patron is Astarion!
>>537292406There aren't, it's dumb asses replying to each other, and what I said would obviously apply to anyone else anyways
all I was interested in was a fantasy RPG, why is there so much perversion orbiting this game
>>537293123There's a dragonborn vendor ? That's exciting. I haven't encountered any dragonborns yet in act 1.
>>537293390All the writers are openly gooners.
Perhaps you'd care for a little extra company…
>>537293390There isn't. Sex is a natural part of adult life. The game itself is even built around facilitating relationships with your party. You're just spouting moral panic.
>>537293402they're very rare in bg3, you can only find them in act 3
>>537293390The guy who owns it is an unironic sexual predator, in the game before this one they let you purchase "dirty panties" from a twelve year old girl. Perverts aren't orbiting, they're in the planet core.
Would you have hot steamy sex with the drag queen owner of the circus?
>>537293897Thread is full of people who want women to be as manly as possible before they'll fuck them so yeah they probably would
Astarion x Jaheira
>>537293897no but I'd have hot steamy sex with a half elf femboy bard companion
>>537293650I popped into the thread briefly a few hours ago to ask about creating a custom dark urge companion. If dragonborns really are that rare then maybe I will do it. My coral dragonborn needs some familiar company.
>>537294320 it's a shame that you can't have a custom dragonborn companion without modding the game
Astarion x Arabella
>>537294650Not allowed to say that
>>537294650Astarion sees nothing truly wrong with this btw.
>>537294650Baudelaire would write a fanfic about that
>>537293642>Sex is a natural part of adult lifenot in my life
>>537294963And so thou art alone.
Karlach is the only one who seems like she would be a good mother so I pick her.
>>537294912Most of the pedo fics she wrote appear to be Woman/girl, which isn't the same thing or as bad. Someone did write Astarion+Arabella but it wasn't her account.
>>537282818You don't have to. I already know you're ugly.
>>537295716Lose weight
>>537295537>>537295716
>>537295537Holy cringe
>he was the type of person I would dream about when I was youngerWhat's did astarion mean by this?
The way anons talk about act 2 and 3 here makes me scared that as soon as I'm done with act 1 I'm gonna get shoved into a funnel and beat the game in a couple hours.
>want to make a party full of hirelings>can't change their race or sexis there a mod to fix this?
>>537295838>wyll is disgusting and very unpopular, let's make astarion attracted to him so people start shipping them together...any second now...
>>537296008Most people never beat it because it isn't good
>>537296008the cracks start to show in the 2nd or 3rd playthroughs, it's amazing on your first one
>>537296130There was but it was banned because people could use it to erase black excellence and LGBTQP++ identities.
>>537295474Of course it's not her. It's Astarion's real personality. Not Welch's trauma dumping and shaming.
>>537296552skill issue
The one who came up with the soft step trial needs to be shot and have their entire family brutally murdered
>>537296697skill issue
>>537295789I weigh less than Shadowheart.
>>537296697Meant the leap of faith trial.Soft step is the sneak one. Kinda easy
The more i play with cleric subclasses the more it feels life cleric is by far the most busted as a team player, permanent blade ward + bless on everything including summons is batshit.
>>537296697this but the person that decided to not have companions share their inventories
>>537296697this but the person who made jaheira unromanceable
>>537296552I just cheat for infinite movement and actions
>>537295716trvth nvke
>>537297502chair, now
>get a discount if a high CHA character is the one that speaks to the merchantThey should've found a less tedious way to do this. Having to switch over to Wyll just so I don't get ripped off is annoying.
>>537296841Your dick is smaller too
>>537255747Shart has Halsin thoughever
They call her shart because she smells like shit and farts
They call him wyll because he wyll never be popular
why do they call him Gale?
Is Mystra romance good?
>>537298764No, Gale.
>>537298645One last gust of Weave. One last gale to end them all
Shadow Sorcerer fits durge even better than Storm.
>>537298645Gayle
Cleric of Mystra + Storm Sorcerer + Bard fit gale better than Wizard
They call her Lae'zel because she lays eggs...
They call her Karlack because sh-ACK
They call her Minthara because her milk tastes like mint.
This thread is only good when I'm in it, and yet I'm persecuted
>>537298442Through the power of mods I gave him a special barbarian garb, wings, the ability to transform into a werewolf, darker hair, and I still don't really like him. Not racist btw.
>>537288513>She has clothes.These clothes were designed for a woman - human, elf, tiefling, gith. But your freakish avatar cannot be called a "woman." It's a female dragonborn, or dragonfreak, as I prefer to refer to them. That bodice that was designed to accommodate and accentuate a human chest finds itself awkwardly wrapped around a flat, scaly reptilian chest. Your freak race lacks even the basic secondary sexual characteristics - breasts, wider hips, smooth skin - of women. Who's to say your avatar is not a juvenile or skinny male dragonfreak playing make-believe with the clothes of a woman it just murdered? Your ugly race is effectively closer to the sexless squids that are classified as aberrations. When you kill a mind flayer, there's no meaning in declaring it was female or male. So what exactly is your endgame in parading the grotesque circus freak you call a "cutie" here? If it's attention you want, there's always /wowg/. I hear they have a strong community of scalies. If your intent is more malicious, and you're willing to make a mockery of our game for your own narcissistic pleasure, then I must kindly ask you to leave. We don't serve scalies and swine here. Fuck off.
>>537300567Is this fucker supposed to awkwardly stand like two feet from Wyll's tent when he arrives at your camp ? Annoys the shit out of me.
>>537298148Forgot to mention I'm trans.
>>537300841Not reading any of that. Too busy flourishing.
>>537300841man shut the fuck up
>>537301029That would actually be ShadowHRT who is hairy as a man down there, gee wonder why, friends with nocturnal emissions a canon out of the closet troon gee wonder why
HR manager'zel
sharters:I like when a woman is all natural NO PUSSY HAIR IS MANLYkarlachfans:I like anal sex NO NOT LIKE THAT
>>537301145Malicious actor it is. Your kind will be dealt with, in this life or the next.
>>537301876laezel: i like the emaciatedmanthara: i like mtfs chuds
I like men
>>537301876but lae'zel has troon hairs too
>>537302225Astarion....
>>537302230The rent: nonexistent
>>537302379t. chaser
>>537291872This, your patron could be a morally ambiguous big tiddy faerie queen
>>537302887t. chud
GOD fighting the githnigger patrol is so fucking tiresome with their bullshit racials and everything elsedisgusting, ugly, overpowered frog FREAKS
it appears their superiority has caused some controversy
>>537302327Cheating for gear is gay
>>537300841those aging spots, I'm reminded that she's almost 50
>>537300841you sound a lot more evil than whoever it is you're rambling about
>>537303296Dumb istik!
>>537304049>baretha uses boy breath>its super effective
>>537303028>morally ambiguousshe and all her followers are good, as is Oberon, they're just obviously chaotic. The Shadowfell patron is more ambiguous or neutral.
well?
lol Shadowheart is literally a "I can fix her" fantasy beginning to end, wtf. How did they get away with this?
>>537305101I fixed her with mods
>>537305101yeah its so "i can fix her" you need a whole mod to do that WAHEY
>>537304927What the hell is Halsin's problem?
>>537300841im in dire need of that astarion succ webm rn
>>537305272He's a bottom. Apparantly.
>video game is a fantasywtf...
What are some plausible but uncommon playstyles I can try out? Obviously there's summoner and thrower shit that's not quite mainstream, but how about stuff like a character that only casts scrolls directly?
>>537305464Baldurs drip...
>>537304927your dc30 status?
>>537305464>ass wearing clown shoes
>>537305464A modern Astarion outfit I can get behind. Why is Gale a boho hippy though
>>537305464>Fuck [ ] Yes! [ ]What does the other side of Karlach's jacket say?
>>537305858?
>>537305402
>>537306224or did you choose the chair in orpheus royal quarters?
>>537306358>projecting your shart romance experience onto other charactersel oh el
>>537306358...?
>>537305587Barrels
>>537305587only environmental kills
>>537296329That's a relief. I am probably only going to play this once so maybe I'll avoid that issue.
I wonder how it is back at larian when they see owlcat is also making a space game, but in a better IP than anything their fanfic writers will come up, and they have the budget now too. Must be harsh.
>>537305587Four bears
do sharts not realize that there is no check to convince a romanced lae'zel to stay in faerun?
>>537305587Poisoner>>537306704What are even the options there other than explosives and fall damage?
>>537306949Sharts don't even realize they're getting cucked
>>537306775but will owlcat be allowed to insert cuck homosexual bestiality with talking animals? no
>>537306949which was added after frogfags whined about it for several patches
>>537307490any evidence of this whining?
thank you, my love! you saved us and my people can have hope now! what? no, filthy ghaik, you can't come with me. *riding her prince's red dragon*
>>537307782weird, she stayed in my game... i think yours is bugged?
You guys weren't kidding this thread is schizo territory. Glad I'm only a tourist.
>>537303908>aging spotsanon, she's a half elf, even at 45 or w/e she's still very young
>>537275971idontbelieveyou.jpg
>>537306282hnnnnnnngggg
Ingredients2 medium frogs, approximately 2 pounds total, gutted and skinned4 cups dashi1 cup water1/4 cup miso paste (shiro, aka, or a combination thereof)2 tablespoons wakameFinely sliced green onions
>evidence of shadowheart fantasizing about other menIn-game screenshots and webms>evidence of lae'zel fantasizing about other men4chan postsI find this telling.
Shadowheart doesn't wash her vagina
>>537308302Lae'zel is a disgusting frog and an incel
>>537308483Had no idea you were laezel
>>537308302Lae'zel doesn't fantasize. She boasts about how rough and tumble she is at sex.
Karlach why does karlach get 2 sex scenes?
>>537308764She wants to fuck, or same reason you say karlach twice, get the papers get the papers
When his tusks graze her neck and she gasps? Your fingers dig into your own thighs. When he murmurs "Nature's gifts are meant to be shared, little moonflower"? Your lips part in a silent plea. That deep primal voice shouldn't sound so... *right* whispering her name.
>>537308483>incel anon she is very much into casual sex, it's a core part of gith culture
>>537308651>22 years old>trained in the creche most of her life, this was her first missiondid any ogres or whatever she fucked get prime gith cunny?
>>537301835cute frog
>>537309483I guess it makes sense, seeing as only certain Githyanki are designated by Vlaakith to be able to lay eggs.>>537309376>>537309681Shart's got you SEETHING
>>537306282ty i haven't came to this in a while
>>537309754and casual sex is also sharran culture
>>537309635Tell us what you mean by "prime goth cunny"
anons.... I love Astarion
>>537309963Casual sex is also druid and vampire and Karlach culture. Actually it's basically everyone's culture except Wyll and Minsc.
>>537310209Minthara is opposed to it throughout the game.
>>537310350True, I admit I forgot she existed.
>>537310085>goth
>>537310209Karlach is obviously monogamous but she's clearly insecure and scared of losing you she lets you do itIf you fucking around while dating Karlach you're just an abusive asshole
>>537311731I hear Karlach likes assholes
>>537311731Karlach is a cuckqueen, she likes when you sleep with other people.
>>537307782>>537307971I didn't even know you could stay with her after becoming an Illithid and bugged off into the underdark, was kinda surprised her projection had lovey dovey lines at me in the epilogue.
>>537313346It was added at patch 4 or something.
>>537313346i never romanced her while ghaik (feels wrong), but there was no contest asking her to stay in faerun as a human
>>537309635>primeyuck
>>537308302>ignoring the astarion dialogue because it doesnt fit your narrativevery telling indeed
>character A fantasizes about character B while in a relationshipthis is fine>character C fucks character D after being rejected by the playerthis is not
>>537314328It was my first blind playthrough so I didn't know the ghaik thing could happen or that I could avoid it by having Orpheus do it.
>>537308239so if i take laezel and the githyanki hireling.....
>>537311731brothel is basically an insecurityfestastarion gives in because he can't assert himself when it comes to sexualityshart tries to get back at you for suggesting an orgy with the prostitutesgale volunteers for the cuck chair because he has that people pleaser attitude from his days with mystralaezel and minthara threaten to cut off your head for straying because they are control freaks i don't remember how wyll reacts
>>537315016>moving the goalposthmmmmmm interesting yes
Who is the bigger cuck, gale or karlach?
>>537315446tav romancing shadowheart
>>537315446Wyll
>>537191960i would like to collect on my bet
why are you talking to yourself
>>537310437My daughter Jenevelle
>>537315869MY NAMEISSHADOWHEART
>ShadowheartMost relevant companion with ties to the story in every act. Only attractive female companion. Fertile.>Lae'zelSide character. Picked by contrarians and as a rebound. Ugly and sterile.
>>537316264God, I wish I could fuck Jaheira or Orin.
Will you play Divinity Original Sin 2 since you liked BG3 so much? The games are extremely similar
>>537317085I played BG3 because it's based on 5e. Unless DOS2 is 5e I'm not playing it.
>>537316264Karlach is tied to the story in every act thanks to gortash
>>537317329as a hastily-added hanger-on maybe
>>537317329Karlach is irrelevant in Act 1 and only tangentially relevant at the very end of Act 2 and parts of Act 3. Her Act 3 demeanor is godawful because her entire character becomes>fuck Gortash>all my niggies hate Gortash
Karlach should just forgive gortash.
>>537317804Karlach should be a little less autistic. Shadowheart recovers from decades of indoctrination from Sharrans (arguably worse than Banites) and isn't nearly as obnoxious about her personal trauma compared to Karlach.
>>537318029Karlach literally had to go to hell for 14 years
>>537318214Shadowheart was used for 50
i could have saved Karlach
>>537318214Yet she, in true autistic fashion, refuses to entertain the thought of going back even if it's to find a way to fix her engine.
i miss karlachs old endingnot everyone gets a happily ever after
>>537318029>isn't nearly as obnoxious about her personal trauma compared to Karlach.Crux is that Shart comes out ahead out of the story, whereas Karlach for all intents and purposes is stuck in a similar position as before.>stuck in hellWhich is why she's probably that laser focused on killing Gortash, as getting her heart fixed is out of the question, so she focuses on the one thing she can get: Revenge.If Karlach's heart could be fixed, i think she would be far more concerned about that than killing Gortash.
>>537318384t. astral tadpole
>>537308163If it's any reassurance, some threads are better. It only takes a couple of shitposters replying to themselves to derail a thread, and they tend to show their ugly faces on the weekends. If only we could focus on the things that matter.
>>537319137A single mechanic, one who didn't even have a part in designing it mind, said no, it can't be done. That and a tin can without any true sentience. Every part of her cheery optimistic character says that (barring her trauma) she should be exploring every possible option. Almost no options are actually explored in the story, and the one potential lead gets shut down again and again until it is the only option left that isn't dying. Her story was aggravating to watch unfurl.
>>537317085one day maybe but i feel like i will be disappointed by the lack of cinematics and presentation and such
>>537319280Actually I'm here every day. I don't need to patrol the general for cultural intrusions as often now that the marketing budget has mostly dried up, but I still steer the thread 2-3 times a day to prevent the wrong sentiments from forming. I assume shilling will see an uptick when Swendler unveils his next scam, so I'll resume full time work then, but I'm never fully retired until people stop trying to manipulate gaming communities.
>Holy shit, Yafeu isn't permanently armed!>Disarm him>He's a Djinni>He has a scimitar>It's not a Djinni ScimitarWhat's the deal with game devs and hating fun? Why is this such a common occurence?
DEX based barbarian. Yay or neigh?
>>537320156multiclassed with rogue, right?
>>537320156What will he be attacking with? Dex Barb could give you a potentially crazy high AC if you add Mage Armor.
>>537320156Sure, why not? There's nothing inherently str based about barbarian unless you're throwing things.
>>537319668Oh i 100% agree that it's contrived BS that her heart cannot be fixed, especially as Karlach is considered by other Steel Watchers and "outdated model", so the Gondians should have a clue to replace her engine.But what can you do? Everyone knows her story was cut short, even the companions simply accept that her fate as settled.The tools to write a proper story was there, Larian simply ran out of time to write one and thus delivered the barebones of a story.
AND THE FUCKING GONDIANS ARE TO BLAME
>>537320156STR is such a useless stat in this game might aswell just do it, especially when there are finesse weapons around
>>537320324Phalar Aluve and once in act 3 you can buy a +2 finesse glaive.
>>537321437Phalar Aluve + Larenthian's Wrath dual wield dex barb sounds kino
Do Mind Flayers have the most material written on them of any monster? It feels like there's more to them than even dragons.
>>537310209>Casual sex is also druid and vampire and Karlach culture. Actually it's basically everyone's culture except Wyll and MinscExplain pic related. Minsc and Wyll are not saints
>>537321639They are dnds most iconic orginal monster
Im doing my first Durge playthrough and have decided to go full evil and get the Bhaal ending. Here's some decisions I've thought about. (Some have already been done)Gale was recruited, how do I get rid of him now?Karlach was killed by WyllAstarion will ascend. This is against my ideas for Durge, as I do not share power, but he will die in the Bhaal ending anywayShadowheart will stay with SharLae'zel will side with OrpheusMinthara will be my lover but I think I have to kill her in the endWyll will be sacrificed to Booal maybe?Halsin I don't know what to do withJaheira and Minsc I will try to recruit and make them kill each other when they confront me about Bhaal.I don't think I can bring myself to Raid the Grove as that would cause me to miss out on Dammon in Act 2, and still the Halsin question...Are there any other tips or decisions I'm missing? I want a 4 person party and to keep Shart, Lae'zel, Astarion and Minthara. The rest must go.
>>537321963Ok
>>537321783
>>537321847They're also the least embarassingBeholders are fucking stupid.
>>537321963Sacrifice Gale to BOOAAALDestroy the grove"Rescue" Dammon to a different location and he may survive to Act 2 (haven't actually tested this)
>>537322192Eye tyrants are cool
Mind flayer lives matter
>>537322192>hating the eyeball monsterfaggot
>>537321783Didn't say they were. I just said that casual sex isn't part of their culture.
>>537322474>Its old and shitty so its good, actuallyFaggotNext you'll say Ropers and Flumphs are kino too
>>537322227>Sacrifice Gale to BOOAAALThis will end my run because of his bomb thing>Destroy the groveI wish, but you lose too much, with no benefit. Larian fucked up with this one.
Sexooooooo with the spectator
>>537322703>Its old and shitty so its good, actuallyNo one brought up mindflayers
>>537321963Sacrifice Minthara and Gale to Bhaal is WAY more funny
>>537321963>Astarion will ascend. This is against my ideas for Durge, as I do not share power, but he will die in the Bhaal ending anywayStab Cazador while he's asleep and then tell Astarion to deal with it.
Can you betray Sharran Shadowheart and send her to Viconia?
>>537323294>>537323294>>537323294
>>537308483uh oh sharty meltie
