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Oi
GG raider, wyldercaligo got stomped
Reminder to be kind to your loli wives and to queue with the "erg" multiplayer/group password.
>>537329417>low tier waifu.Let's see your waifu.
>>537329415
Will DLC show which relic perks are mutually exclusive?
If depths mode can be done with the pass code that would redeem it for me quite a bit, unless it's the type of thing you won't be able to gain rank on unless you play randos
>executor wields a sword>executor turns into a dog>executor doesn't get to swing a sword while in dog modeMissed opportunity desu.
late ggs wylder and revi was highly considering going to that mage fort in the rain for the last gaol
Delete the fucking Evergaol relic. The fact that one (1) relic effect can easily give you 15% damage passively makes it like 5x more effective than every other effect.
libra ez.pz
>>537329676I also have a low tier waifu. So I know what I'm talking about when I call your ass out for having bottom of the barrel tastes.
>>537330094The problem is that deleting the evergaol relic makes you rely on gambling for random relics. The evergaol relic is good on every character, so I can just equip on all and then I need to gamble for one less relic. Taking that away just means even more gambling which is miserable.
>>537329676i wish i had one
>>537330158you need to be 18 to post here
>>537330102how many of those took over an hour
I just realized saintriot is retarded
>>537329991No need for a password if its skill based matchmaking.
>>537330209he's obviously just talking about the buff and not specifically the sigil shop relic
>>537330378you can play solo so it's not truly skill based
>>537330250I'm 30, going on 31 in a few months. I only tried that shit back when it first launched and hated it but I've kept up with the coomer skins since I'm a furry. The dark-skinned human RTL is far hotter than the plain bear stuff 99% of the porn has her as.
>>537329991>ergshitters can't play without easy mode onsad
>>537330470Yeah but if you nerf the passive into uselessness then the relic becomes useless as well, and I need to gamble a new relic for every character.
>>537330583i have seen some psychotic shit with randos. no. im not doing that.
With Depth coming on 9/11, is it worth to farm relics to optimize build?Like spend money on the rng loop shop.
>>537330158what the hell is even that
>>537330694Are you ESL?You should have been doing that from the beginning anyway. Most people here just play for fun and then if they happen to get godrolls after the hundreds of hours. Specifically trying to "farm" with this shitawful RNG will drive you insaneAlso the guaranteed/presets are pretty good
>>537330550>Trios is hard mode memeYou guys have huge egos about mashing into enemies that arent even attacking you.
You're perfect
>>537330094Evergaol relic is good.Without it everyone would be a castle and shfting earth goblin, which would be even more boring since there's almost 0 RNG in those, which would cause every single run to feel the same.Running gaols forces you to think about your routing for more than 5 seconds to get the most benefits out of it.Actually I welcome the other gaol-like effects that depth relics will have because of that.
>>537330865it absolutely is harder than solo, what? if you think solo is harder then you're a gigashitter
>>537330094Evergaols make non-shifting-earth runs viable, though.
>>537330865solo enemies can attack? they spend the whole run in their stance break animation for me.
>>537330158>>537330579kys disgusting furtroon
>>537330470How did you get this picture of my wife?
what if revenant had an emote where she takes her clothes off and gets freaking naked
where are you cumming?
Do the ever goal relics stack with themselves? I have many of them. Should I equip 3 on my characters? It doesn't say that effects are disabled when you stack them like it usually shows when you try to stack relics for some effects.If you can't stack them what are you supposed to equip?
>>537331394hat
>>537331416obviously not use your brain. check the op for what stacks.
>>537330694Just save your murk and super murk for the update. I highly doubt it but they might be based and add new relics to buy like something that culls the rng a bit. My wish fulfilment hopes would be->character specific random relic>color specific random relic>Some sort of upgrade service for the premium currency to upgrade shit like vig +1 to its cap of vig +3 >A service that lets you 'donate' 5-10 relics with the same bonus for a drastically higher chance of rolling that bonus again when batch buying relics for say 2 hours or something?>New bonuses like adding weight to the loot pool or boss loot for specific weapons>>537330818Raven Team Leader, a Fortnite skin>>537331129Yawn, go back to /pol/ anon
>>537331416no.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-WsRD_nt8gvDVsdyFlE_YeubwFVF2l4M_GY3yZeBZ_M/edit?gid=2077954453#gid=2077954453
>>537331394Nowhere, I'm calling an ambulance for that poor woman, her back is broken
>>537331394中出し
>>537329216weak chin. recessed jawbone and maxilla. long philtrum
>>537331584go back to xitter worthless furtranny you do not belong herecan't wait for trump to take all your rights away until you finally -ACK yourself
>>537331416What character do you play?the sigil shop relic for gaols is actually pretty good. Keys for consistancy + early momentum (the more people who started with one the better) and the chests that it marks have a chance to contain one, as well as free purples. There's like 13 possible locations for chests even though only 1-3 spawn at a time so knowing which ones are on the seed immediately is underrated i m o. Your other 6 effects depends on who you play.
>gamble 500k murk>2-3 relics I might use one day on a class I dont playplease just take one 3d artist off duskbloods and tell him to make outfits
>>537332027agreed, any time spent in a fort or a cathedral is a waste, and the signboard relic is optimized to keep you out of them
What did I get stuck on?
Queuing erectile dysfunction.
>20 hours: just use the triple yellow goblet bro>300 hours: just use the triple yellow goblet bro
2/33/32/33/3somethings wrong i can feel it
>>537332180I've seen that. I think its a monster spawn point or sumthin
>>537332257I'm getting the same. DanteV must be in queue or something.>>537332180A boss enemy spawn point, they are very small so usually you miss them but they hang around. Probably from phase 1.
>>537332151The forts and churches have a MUCH higher chance of a key than the chest so you should probably be routing through them if you're trying to be a true gaolslopper (leave the fucking golems, crystiallians, headless, and fire monks alone. you can one shot the tooters/virgins/fort knight though)also big fan of the tooter chest having a high chance to drop the trumpets though I haven't seen the colossal variant drop from them in a while if ever
>>537332180I always assumed this was a rock or tree that just didn't spawn in on your side for some reason. happens to me all the time i dont even care any more.
queue erglolis and lesbians welcome
>>537332360you can check who you queued into with view->players (sign in to friends if you arent already)
>>537331116At least you have to do the stance breaking yourself. Every enemy encounter in trios is just mindless gangbang dps. The nightlords can be difficult because you're trying to revive other players, but it's just a dragged out version of the boss.
>thread randomly speeds up in activity>never to actually talk about the game>always because of same drama between the resident poopskins that live here 24/7Dogshit general.
>>537331863I voted for orange man though and don't even like futa (which is tranny porn). Plus I think he might be sick or something since all his public appearances are canceled. Not gonna lie I'ma miss ole' Zion Don if he croaks but I hope at the very least they start mass manufacturing JD Vance edits again.
>immense guilt after realizing I just cleansed an entire tomb of ex-slaves being tended to by healers>side with Jerren against Sellen to atone>watch streamer>there's an omenkiller among the perfumers.. Hm... Maybe to defend the other perfumers against rabid Tarnished?
>>537332528im taking a break to eat but i will return
>>537332206For Wylder his chalice is perfect.>first slot for earring>yellow slot for gaol>white slot for literally anything else
What build will you use in Deep of Night?For me, It's FTH Duchess and STR Rev.
Friendly reminder that Rev has plot armour.
>>537330026this game is anti-soul and nothing but missed opportunities not sure what you expected >>537331658begone sissycuckold
>>537330694You're wrong, it doesn't come up on the 9th November. It comes on the 11th September.
>>537332776Faith Duchess until HERO_BUFFER drops
>>537330579No one asked you retarded senile faggot
>>537332775Fuck gaol faggots
>>537332634all shitposting aside, I do think depth solo could be harder than depth triosdeep relics are adding more team support effects + higher stance thresholds means stancebreaking won't be freealso the skill-based matchmaking presumably means you won't be getting matched up with potatoes if you choose to play with randos
>2/3>1/3Do you guys even play video games?
>>537332776Why is that guardian relic not just default behavior?
>>537329492>>537330158>>537330470>>537330694>>537330579>>537330983>>537331205>>537331394She definitely gags on BWC.
>>537333016If you don't want that, you can still use the yellow slot for Dark Night of the Champion, which gives a great generic damage boost and leaves the white slot free for maximum customizability.
>have to wait a whole year just to watch streamers play Duskbloods because too poor to afford SwitchWill it even be a big game for streaming? Seems like Nightreign didn't blow up among streamers.
>>537332650>>537333098welcome to sp/erg/we just had some retard make an early thread so things are even worse than usual but yeah this place is a shithole
>>537333276>DuskbloodsIs it like Nightreign? I don't even know if it's PvP or PvE focused.
>>537333158As an Aryan myself I'm more than happy with such a thing.
>>537333295I love Miquella, but Recluse makes my pp happy.
>>537333103>take white woman>color her blackWill Japan ever make an African character?
>>537333425I love you too.
>>537333287>early threads make people not queue???
>>537332190Its over? It's never over! It doesn't matter if it's a 10 foot steel enforced concrete wall! You just keep banging your head on it and eventually you'll get to the other side!
>>537333361Both. You're meant to fight PvE bosses in a PvP zone that eventually culminates in a 3v3(v3?).
>>537333158I wanted to make my wife gag on my big brahmin cock (bbc) tonight but I forgot to ask her. Because I was queueing with you guys. At least we won all our games
>>537333158Wowwy zowwy wojaks make me so quivering wet
>>537333158No lies detected.>>537333451Why would they do that? Those aren’t really attractive.
Didn't people used to hate evergaol stacking? I remember back in the day it used to be a big deal if you routed people to more than just one or two.
>>537333276I hate the talmudic shit Nintendo has been up to, but you really can't imagine having a disposable $600-$700 a year from now? Is this what it's like being a Zoomer?
>>537332027What if I play raider and I don't like to roll!
>>537333516yea dumbass because they’re obviously not playing the game and instead shitting this place up think a little
>>537333898Oldfag here. I kinda liked switch era. But it feels like switch 2 is just replaying the hits with no changes. Oh boy another first party Nintendo open world game where you get a collectable dopamine hit scientifically spaced and paced by the world's leading psychologists.
I’ve been playing recluse this weekend and it made me realize just how utter dogshit the average recluse isHow the fuck does practically every single recluse have like sub 40 field kills it’s trivial to wipe packs in one second while moving from POI to POI
please dont namedrop me for 3 barring to ed libra...
>>537333898>you really can't imagine having a disposable $600-$700 a year from now?There's a lot on my plate. But when you word it like this, it puts a little fire in me. Let's see if I can make it happen.
>>537334073People neglect mobs when going from 2 to 3 you think they're hitting mobs methodically like that?Fuckin swear today I was last to get to a great church and it was like oh neither have gone down to firemonk yet I bet that means they spent a long time killings mobs went down killed fire monk without checking my runes first and oh no level 3 yet. Fickin pisskn me off. And you know what I stayed there until I got level 3 while they dashed to gaolslop. Fuck you
>>537334105only if you extreme repentance
>>537333898>>537331885
>>537333863That was before the latter half of everdarks were all dps checks. The game is now balanced around gaolslop.
>>537334105If you tell me one thing you find sexually appealing about Libra I'll spare you the humiliation.
>>537333898Yes it's really like that. Subpar rehashes don't take priority over basic needs and porn
bg liberator
I think it's time to abandon the erg multiplayer password.I'll just queue erg as the group password instead and see if that helps bring the waiting times down.How many are using it as a group password? The issue is that using it as a multiplayer means that you can't have them automatically fill the empty spot
the depths are only annoying at the nightbosses, where you get valiant garg and get killed by the undodgeable double-tap jump whirlwind or on night 2/3 where any mistake at all is an ohkoduring the day you can literally just beat up little corrupted mobs or easy field bosses, not even engaging with hard bosses, and you'll easily get lvl 12
>>537334676What about evergaols?
>>537334615Group password does nothing for queuing
>>537334615whats does the group pw even do?
>>537334615group password is for ghosts only, you won't get any erg players in your matchmaking
>>537334676How do you know these things when they're not even out yet?What about evergaols
I had a dream that yys died
>>537334553>paying for food and pussy when both can easily be stolenYou kids wont make it
>>537334908lol
Honestly, Guardian is going to be the biggest winner from the Depths update.Not only his exclusive relics are all good, but he's the character that benefits the most from the extra relic slots since he needs to stack so many different effects to be optimal.
>>537334969Guy who starts shitting uncontrollably when near a woman: ermmm you can just rape them!!!
>>537333460Gay. But thanks, I needed that.>>537335023About time. Dunno if I just suck at Guardian, but I feel like I can't do shit.
>>537335023You could have 500 relic slots and it wouldnt save this shit character.
>>537335125He has no damage and the worst dodge in the game. He physically can't do anything
>>537334969lol
This thread needs more Miquella shotaposting
>>537334839ever since 1.02 came out, literally a month ago, you could just use smithbox to unlock the depths mode>>537334778evergaols are still doable, except the bad bosses get even worse, just fucking run away from banished knights, crystallians, or nox sissies, you will ruin your runancient dragon and godskin duos are a blessing in comparison
The game is hard enough with the giga goat.If they make it harder and don't give us the tools to beat the bosses then I'll have to rely on getting carried.When they make it too tedious then I give up, like how they say you need to get S rank on all the missions in ac6
>>537335057>>537335351>rapeGenuinely didn't register it was a rape joke, thought the concept of stealing pussy, like you would some handheld item off a shelf, was absurdist.
>>537335492
JOIN
>>537335549libra will be nerfedtrust the plan
>>537335057I shit myself around women because my girlfriend is insecure and abusive. So I just play Nightreign and stay in on the weekends now.
>>537329492
GG triple revI love BB so much
>>537335492Not thirsting, just beauty-posting
>>537336591gg rev squad, some nice fire options that run
>>537333596Real shit? That's hype.
>>537336591gg!was scared going in with only 3 starlight and dragonfire my only fire spell. went oom right at the end tho
Kinda annoying how if you want to 100% Shadow Keep without stopping halfway through you HAVE to start at the Church District entrance
yo whats up diddybluds? got some new fire out of the oven gameplay over here fromsoft really peaked here and im a proud nightreiner
>>537337154Kek... Pissy bitch. Om findjjieiekwowow
Overconfidence in NR fucks you so hard. I had a game with randoms where one had chainsaw, one had Maliketh blade and I had Horn bow with Rain of Arrows. Basically everything we met evaporized in seconds, until we got so cocky that we decided to fight castle top boss (Magma Wyrm) in rain, not once but TWICE. As a result i lost 200k runes + level and ended level 12 for Gigalibra. We lost game that was basically sealed win.
>>537333596sounds cool, shame its a switch exclusive
>>537334615rando queue is instant most of the time and the weird shit they do such as day 1 noks or going on a world tour for chvrches is honestly bearable if you've played enough with the anons here who keep splitting off on their own
>>537335218You need to have a little Faith in the bird because he's gonna have a lot.
gg Calibros, and thanks for the candlestick, I literally did not get a fire weapon all game except for that you dropped for me
>>537333863No one ever gave a shit, it was just shitposting. I focus them basically every game and everyone always joins along with me.
>>537334615Multiplayer password is the only way to queue with /erg/. Group password is only for phantoms and bodies, it's aesthetic at best.
>>537337450I'm a bit skeptical on the numbers of his FTH relic.It's unironically too good to be true so I wouldn't be surprised if they're tweaked in the final release.The STR/DEX one is more reasonable but still very good and basically mandatory if you want to play melee bird.
>>537337870What stats does the DEX/STR one reduce?
>>537333295ugly Ethiopian legs
>>537337154Having to traverse to the other side of the map and back just to get to a area you should've realistically been able to just climb to from the first area you were at is the essence of souls map design
>>537337870It really is dumb, why would you want to play caster Revenant when you can play caster bird and have double the HP
>>537332776>bonk revenentHell yea.>bonk ironeyeAlso cool.>glass-canon executorNeat.>weapon-only duchessHonestly an improvement
Haven't played ER since 2022. Going to start a new file as Confessor. What's a cool build? I want to try Strength and Faith if there's some fun weapon / incantation combos
>>537338619Faith/strength is a great way to play
>>537338547ironeye looks more like a quality buildit's only bringing his str/dex to 35/42
ggs fucking goat wylder duchess i love input reading phantoms
>>537338619I like Dex/Fth. You can use Black Knife/Blade of Calling/Erdsteel Dagger for powerstanced knives. Later in the game, the Sacred Relic Sword and Messmer's Spear are super fun.
>>537337579why is my named censored wtf"ead" is censored?
>>537333863No it still bad. The buff is mid and it doesn't stop you from dying if you're a shitter anyways
>>537338993My first playthrough was dex/int and I'm just tired of katanaspam
>>537339551I have questions.
>tfw the wylder uses the "you're beautiful" prattling prate
I forgot to switch my queue back to erg :(
I wish the game let you randomize which outfit you wear
>>537334969>>537336072Brown hands typed these posts>>537336665>>537337293It’s not get better taste
>>537337956ethiopians are usually not that dark funnily enough >>537339551this is what all girls to micky when they lay eyes on him btw>>537339907suck his bwc like a good slut now
Bloodborne runs like absolute shitElden Ring can't even run properly on expensive rigs. 100% chance Duskblood will run even worse on the Switch 2 tech
absolutely smoked the goat with blasphemous blade gg duchess and bird boy
Birdbros how do we come back from this?
>>537341249Just shave it bro
>>537341249>First non playable human in a Souls borne game>The class itself is retarded, the voice actor is Indian, and the character looks like thatDamn bro
>>537341249https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx4-HYQrYj8
>>537337108paizuri now please
>>537339049I'm actually pretty good...
>>537341443He's middle eastern, not south eastern.
Why do people say Guardian's indian? his VA looks white
I've honestly come to love the +damage on kills during ult for Duchess. It probably won't work whatsoever in the depths, but getting a fat damage buff is pretty damn nice when you pair it with ult on kill.
>>537341794He's a jeet
>>537341974>Looks white
>>537341974Lmao Nute Gunray's VA
well good try, triple Wylder. I really thought we had it going into that fight.>>537339032I was also wondering that, no idea
>>537342201>>537342183>>537341974This is the same guy? Lmao
>>537341974oh shit this dude was ki-adi mundi and nute gunray (voice) in the prequels ...>>537342062sure he is...
RIP Sch1z0Anon, thanks for the swords beat heolster with them
>ACK-
Queue city goat we’re 2/3 you fucks
>>537342572I don't get it man, is it fulfilling to live your live completely revolving around one thing?
>>537342628Are Guardians welcome?
>>537342807yes
>>537341062Yeah, but they usually have gross skinny legs like that,t which was the point.
>>537341974There are two VAs listed for him and that's the second one, so you definitely saw the first jeet and omitted him you brown faggot
>>537343118>>537341974
>>537337954-10 vigorIt basically gives Guardian the same STR/DEX/VIG spread as Wylder, which is great.
Will the depths changes functionally make it so soloing a camp while in a trio is impossible? If shit has like 4x the HP I can't imagine trying to kill things solo is sane.
>>537343402But if I have the same stat spread as Wylder, why wouldn't I just play Wylder and have a better dodge? Shields are useless in depths because of the increased elemental damage and the increased stamina damage while blocking.
>>537343402so it's a wylder with the world's most ass dodge?
>>537342572yikes bro
>>537342572gem
>>537341974indians are fine desu
>>537343430a lot of earlygame stuff can just be stunlocked regardless of how many billion hit points they have
>>537343818t. shitjeet poopinstreet
>>537343430ngl solo'ing the mines troll early game already pretty annoying
>>537342572mega based
>>537342678i wish i could just lock up a wojakparty user in a containment cell and pick their brain shit is wild to me
>>537344252NPC behavior just programmed to be racist and transphobic
>>537343567>>537343570I think it's a fair tradeoff.You have a worse dodge and less mobility, but in return you get a lot more absorption, specially with the new skill passive, and ability to sandbag smaller enemies which will now include red ones to make the early game a lot smoother.For example, if you get a Gaol with 6 red farum azula beatmen, Guardian will be able to deal with them more easily than any other character.Also I don't think shields will be as bad as it would seem at first glance.There are red shields with a lot more absorption than even purple ones, and some have special effects like creating automatic holy grounds which increase absorption and regen HP, and that greatly reduces the issue of chip damage.With Guardian's natural high absorption + his skill passive + holy ground you're looking at around 40% more resists than Wylder, and even more compared to other characters.
>>537332776I wonder if the recluse mind reduction one will be worth it or not, you got a lot of relics so you're probably ending up with a +FP when carrying 3x staves/seals and a +FP per sorcerer's rise
Sorry Raider and Wylder
>>537344714NIGGA YOU'RE GETTING ADDED TO THE BLOCK CHAIN
>>537344756NONONOOOOOOO
Yurming
>>537344384ironic seeing as that's the default and you are programmed to not be those things (they are bad/a threat) lmao
>triple rev>all in the same skinyep, im thinking we win
2/3 goatno shiftie active
>>537345000Beep BoopI am normalBeep BoopYou are NPC Beep BoopI am normalBeep Boop
>>537345202Me on the left
>>537345123I'm cooking dinner, soon
>>537345374can I have some?
>>537345374What are you cooking
>>537345440Sure, how do you like your eggs?
>>537345575shoved up my ass
>>537345575Nta but I like scrambled or over hard
>>537345575depends what I'm having with themeither sunnyside up and runny or over easynever scrambled
>>537345573Bacon and egg muffins>>537345608Sorry, I only do fried,scrambled and sunny side up
>>537345374just ate dinner (3 raw hotdogs in 10 seconds)time to queu
>>537345742You don't like them boiled?
>>537345775>3 raw hotdogs in 10 secondsCook your meat you animal.
>>537345826Only on weekdays
Moghs bloodflame on the ground is the real waterfowl dance of elden ring
>>537345993Hotdogs actually are precooked.
>>537346360Not a reason to gobble them like this. At least warm them up. Eating them raw, urgh.
>>537346673I love cracking open a can of these and eating them raw
>>537342807ALWAYS
>>537346763SSSSSSSSSSickening.
>>537341974Disingenuous retard>>537344094>>537343118You blew his brown asshole out
>>537345202Beep boop minorities goodBeep boop white man bad
>>537346763
>>537344252it’s basedjak party dumbass>>537345000faxxx you destroyed him here
I wish I had friends
Good attempt on the goat wylder trio we almost had him. Next time eat the madness boluses I dropped for you they give you a permanent boost to madness resistance
>>537345575Fertilized.
Are the erg queues active? Took a break but fancy a run or 2. Don't rely on AMD's shadowplay equivalent, it's a pos and ruined my last clip, which was a mid-air headshot.
>>537330579>I'm 30, going on 31 in a few monthshey me too. wanna make a suicide pact?
>>537341625If a girl looks at me in this manner while looking like that they will end up pregnant within the next nanosecond
>>537345826don’t post my wife in this shithole
>>537347109>>537346896>>537346763sorry wrong picture
>>537333543>>537333863>>537335218>>537336617>>537337108>>537339551>>537341625>>537342572>>537345826>>537333158
>>537345014yep, im thinking we won
>>537348397won what???
>>537348397Got cocky trying to use my fun incants. Smooth run otherwise. GG
>>537348548>>537348397I knew one of you with real spells would have fun with that de-aggro item, Sucks for the other one though. I had my fun powerstancing legendary greatswords.
I miss /dsg/
>>537347440No because I'm not looking forward to what comes after, if anything. I'd rather be miserable and alive. Plus I've got a big cock I am addicted to stroking so I'm not totally without stuff to enjoy.
gg goat. goddamn I hate volcano bird.
>>537349058gg utmost goat
Revs remembrance was awesome, that estate and the cut scene during the storm. I love these characters and their quests
>>537349176pea sized brain hands typed this
>>537348938what good is a big cock if you don't stick it in anybody?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daomo982iokMe watching raider jump directly into the Volcano from the hawk to uh his death
>>537349640I love that movie
>>537349716I love you
>>537349716There wasn't even an awning in their direction. They jumped twenty stories.
>>537349883love you too, lil squishie
>>537348698We're the same people retard
>>537342572Using this when NR dies.
>queue went from 2/3 back to 1/3I see you.
>>537351689stop seeing me
Am I the only one whose every build in Elden Ring turns into a Dragon dude of some sort down the line?
WellThere it is Raider and WylderDon't you love it when you dodge circles into a circle that was behind you? I was so salty because one more cast of madness would have won us the game.
gg rec and duch easy jew
>>537351825I'm personally a fan of when you get 5 overlapped circles beneath you while you are trying to handle one of the condemned and in the middle of a swing. Literally nothing you could do about it. Such a fair and balanced boss.
>>537351971gg I love killing jews
I hate randoms
>>537351825fucking brutal. i thought we had it in the bag. gg tho
>>537352054Yeah its a dogshit boss, but what can you do?Everyone is coping about the new mode coming out, it'll just be 1 shot mania where bleed and frost is all that matters.I had 98% spell casting resistance, which allowed me survive getting circled midcast (always a gamble to use your quickest spells because dogshit) with a tiny bit of hp.
>>537352176He's simulating depths, get on his level
>>537352259>>537352054Also sorry about the mixup in pathing with the madness tower. I saw you guys switch to the camp but by then I was already committed and stuck with getting my runes back.
>>537352445No worries man the run was solid af we just got cucked by the goat
YWNBAW
>>537328127you should post some
>>537340936Beat it, chud
I felt like I was piloting an armored coreALSO I CHOKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
micker on vacation... https://files.catbox.moe/0awpmg.png
>muh bonktranny language
>>537352767tbf i choked harder, just kept getting staggered at the worst time
>>537345575omelette stuffed with fried rice
>>537352767>>537353081Actually it was my fault. Most of the times I play rev we end up losing for some reason.
WYLDER! Thanks for holding it down after Ironeye dropped. Fuck that goat. Love, your sister~PS, drop that last comma~<#
>>537353494love that guy's art
>>537353046homosexuality is a mental disease that can be cured, it's not something you're "born with"
>>537353813why are duchesses so slutty
>>537341249What the fuck am I looking at here
>1 (ONE YEAR)>Bayle incants still not fixed
>>537353046micker best girl...
>>537349586Its fun to play with and slap against my inner thigh, other hand, and abs. I like cock, but just my cock so I don't know if that makes me gay or not. I did stick it up my ass a few times before (it wasn't that good really)
>Several characters playstyles are stay still and take it>Several bosses gimmicks are spam unblockable aoe status affect attacks underneath you
>>537353081I was trying to get people up with those spells instead of just swapping to a melee weapon
>>537349586Bragging rights.>>537348698Said no one ever. >>537351689>>537351741Fag.
>>537354092what's broken about them?
>>537352112>>537353062>>537353925Based>>537352742You know it’s true
>>537354324very little hyper armor
DLC Nightfarers, what will there gimmicks likely be?
>>537354516sounds like a skill issue
>>537354715>PVPslopof course. Like all the jank on the DLC just to accommodate the shit game mode nobody plays.
>>537354787for free
>>537354676boring and gay since the devs know this shit is going to die before next year
1/3 pc queueing both ES bosses, please join
>>537354998>eseversark
>>537354229blocked faggot
gg 0 downs gang
>>537355370GG. I was surprised when neither of you took low aggro and frenzy seal.
>>537354363
>>537355370Ggs crew, I got the eventual greatness deal so I had big bars. I take it you got hit with false blessing? I kinda go tunnel vision on what the Goat does other than his actual attacks and summoning his gank.
>>537355785I usually get dumpster during frenzy cast on libra so I took my trusty frisbee>>537355940yah I ate a few rain of arrows
why the fuck is Messmer's spear DEX
>>537356728same reason almost every str/int weapon is actually just strfuck you, that's why.
>>537355940>>537355370what is she praying for?
>>537357137Cock
slept for 3 hours awardgod im hopeless
>>537357257*hug*
gg dragon duchesses
>>537358257gg easy Caligo
What does the Iron Greatsword even do to justify the ridiculously low drop rate
>>537358385same thing the stone club doesnothing, it's just neat in a way
>>537357137BWC
>ED Libra on recluse>Literally zero (0) staves dropped from enemies>My best sorcery was swift glintstone shardI wanted to kill myself, but we still won, thank you for the carry Wylder and Ironeye
GG GigaGoat Raider/Rev.
>>537359695gg nice save near the end
no more gg posting below this line----
We need to grind for another 3 relic slots once the depths come out? I've been playing since release day and I still don't have a perfect 3 relic combination for any class....
>>537360593decent match
gg
>>537360680you can't say that look at the line the guy posted the line. no more gg below that line.
>>537360882fuck the policegg
>2x carian sword sorcery>evergaol>kills during ult increase attack power>slicer dealing almost 2k damage per hitBring the Depths to me.
good goat wylder and raider anons
They're going to buff rev's summons for the depths right? Right???
>>537361275wylder and duchess sitting in a treeK I S S I N G
>>537361524bro... come on. they're siblings
>>537360615There's less effects that can be rolled on deep relics and also less useless garbage like +1 strength or whatever, so it should be easier to get good rolls on them.
We're 2/3 queued for all bosses, unsure of the other. Let's get that murk, gamers.
>>537356728to powerstance with Treespear
>>5373624863/3
>>537362486liar
>>537362594>>537362595>unquesFUCK
depths will buff Wylder and nerf all of the other classes. in case you still haven't figured out who the game is telling you to play
died while on the bird in the crater and spawned at a shit place. lost all runes
>>537359194No prob, not sure why you didn't follow us to the jail and church, day 2 would have gone a lot smoother.
GG1 swipe, 2 kills. Didn't got a single fire weapon but frenzy melted him anyway. Thanks Rev.
>>537362853gg for a sec I thought we all wiped to that one attack
>>537362853I dodged
Playing recluse, first fort. While going through staffs, starting to pick up comet azur. Executor just runs in, takes it and runs away.Quit the game.
2/3 pc
>>537363558were you playing with randos?
>>537364512I'm playing with cute girls
>>537364549no wonder. hope you learned your lesson
>>537356728Backhand is a dex attack
>>537364549TFTI
Is it ''Holster'' or ''He-olster''?
>>537364730I say the second one
>>537364730Hailstar
>>537357137BWC>>537359016Beat me to it>>537361982And?
>>537355831you forgot your post again silly Pranjeet
>>537355150but enough about your name
>>537364549Cute girls don't play this girl dumbass it's all ugly "girls" (men)
>>537365089it's not normal for siblings to date each other
geeglevel 2 invaded fortlevel 7 basement BBHrandom assortment of nobody knows where the other is going nor do they careme not being able to see fucking anything due to summons + AoE on my screen for 80% of the boss, my second down being because libra cast 3 sigils literally one after anotherthat's a good run right there
>>537365243I didnt actually want to do the whole fort, that fort in particular when its gooped is very easy to single out the condemned, so its always worth killing him for an early purple quality weapon.
Don't fucking do that. Not only did I not get the status resist, I also could not set up the poison cloud right away.
>>537365394you choose the poi we do the poi them's the rules
>>537365425UH OH, SENS IS GOING ON THE BLOCK LIST
>>537365425NO NO NO NO!
>>537365583Don't post ryona please.
>>537365583>>537365425>>537365243
>>537365464I was wondering how to ping it so that it wasn't the usual ping, I ended up pinging shortly outside the POI in hope that the team would just follow me after the NPC died, it worked out though.>>537365425You should know by now that I do not deal with demons, nor do I let my less faithful allies fall victim to its demonic temptations.
>>537365425sens must switch to a smaller chastity cage size as punishment.
evens one more game odds go to sleep
>>537365664ok sorry
>>537365425LMAO
>>537353494That sounds disgusting
>>537365970the rice cooks the egg
>>537343570I unironically like Guardian's hop-dodge. I might be wrong, but it's a fast animation to where I can easily chain-dodge within Astel's AoE circles.
We are once again 2/3 in queue.Any gamers?
>>537365425Sens is some weird autistic griefer. I don't even know if he's an asshole or just has mental illness or both but he does shit like this constantly
>>537365815My wife ‘tania…
>>5373660593/3
My wife mush...
>see two cute revvies just got out of a run>queue up with erg>queue into a raider and ironeyelame
>>537366297I'm anti queue
>>537366094he's helping you to play the game properly
>>537365583nigga you are garbage
sissyslut where are you
>>537365583
Thank god you can just spawn in Dragon Communion Seal with CE. Fuck getting it on Fringefolk. Worst area in the game.
Im gonna queueItll be my first time playing exec though so please be nice to me
>>537352587im trying to gen my wife sellen but most of it comes out bad or messed up, this was the best i could do for a sfw image. is it just trial and error?
>>537366426i didnt know skipping the starter camp + bumrushing basement bbh at level 3 and then ragequitting when it doesnt work is playing properly
>>537366797there are some areas in the game i just groan at when i open up fextra and check an item location. anything in a heros grave or gelmir is just "god fucking dammit" territory
Why does the cursed katana sheathe randomly?There is no timer anywhere or parry limit as far as i can tell, why does he just put it away?
oh yeah i just got reminded of sens leaving a game because the other two opened a nearby gaol on the waytruly one of /erg/'s biggest troon shitters
>>537367016yeah a lot of it is just trial and error. i usually have to repeat gens a few times until i get a decent result and then if it doesn't work then i have to look at the positive/negative prompt, lora strength, or image size and see what's wrong and what can be changed to maybe give a better result
>>537367487you are pressing either surge sprint or the skill button again
sex with bjark
>1/3 1 hour ago>leave>come back>still 1/3
>>537367487You're gripping the controller too hard and accidentally clicking in the left stick, I do it too
>>537367487>>537368054gorilla grip niggas. chill tf out. you guys are always accidental pinging too
>>537367016Your wife gags on Miquella cock
>>537366297silence mush>>537366763TO THE MOON>>537366465yes? hello!
GG. Ty for VykeSadly everytime he summoned I was always at near max madness because how much I spammed it except few times.>You're beautiful>Explodes
>>537365583I got a boner watching this...
>>537368387sorry for 3barring, i'm very fragile
i will change my in game name just so you know. it will still be me but you might not know since it will be different.
>>537366297Sucks when it's your turn to be the cutie huh
>>537330102>EZposts a screenshot of getting hard carriedlol
>>537368387Ggs bro >>537368425No prob, fem players buff team morale. Thanks for the fingerprint shield, I used it once at the start and saw how chaotic things were getting and decided against using it.
>>537347870aw man this shit is the shit
>>537368173I hold my breath when the game gets stressful and then have to start gasping once it calms down
>>537368425It do be like that when we don't get enough elemental def passives. Important thing is we won.
>>537366497ukonzaemon new sissyslut replacement.
>join randos>they fight a field boss at lvl 2>die>leaveIt was a fucking lion how do you cock that up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNtyDwmc_dw
geeg
>>537365583Don't spam dodge the sigils. Instead surge sprint out of them and dodge at the last second if you have to. This goes for every class, but with the right timing you can surge sprint away without having to roll.
>>537364730hellster
>>537368173the ping shortcut is stupidly easy to input since it's just pressing two buttons that you're normally pressing all the time together
entering the queue
>>537366406Nice HP bro.>>537368726>Jobbing to LIon terr type beat
whats the counterplay to 2 serpent bow ironeyes and 4 greatbow wylders focusing you directly after a riot event
>>537368883The same as every other condemned, AOE them all down on spawn
Sens on xher way to cockblock any Libra deals
personally I'm a fan of dayreign
>>537368854I jsut saw them die and leave when I went for a sippy, it was only when I went to their death spot I saw it was a lionAnd they almost killed it too, so im not sure why they didnt just, you know, respawn and kill it?
>>537368849>>537366297
>>537368994Me on top, but instead of fists its my kisses and I'm currently fixed waist deep on his dingle.
>>537368761ggwe took the bird north then back south towards the castle after the fallingstar beast
>>537368994Saving the faithless from themselves, really, its a public service.
>>537369114i was looting the groundgot a fire red mace thing for the raider. occasionally get legendaries from the ground loot so I check em' every time i'm there
>>537369069I think you're fine the way you are
trolls are naked but don't have genitals so how do they reproduce
>>537369335Shut up, mush.
>>537369379Not musht. BWC 2/3 queuer
>>537369417Shut up, tide.
Why are all Wylder players cringe and pedo
Why are all Duchess players cringe and incestuous
Why are all Revenant players sissy and slutty
>>537369763sometimes ducky
2/3 Double ED + Heolstorwill take a bird at this point please be a revvie
>>537369358they dont
why are all raider players so handsome and cool
>>537364730eo is a diphthong, e is a demi-vowel and is like e sound ey, and o is like o in though, the l is a dark L like in able and the r is trill like how the Latinx pronounce it.
>>537369074I really need to you to kill yourself
>>537368965riot has them spawn at a delay after eachother, and also further away from the center
2/3 queue anon lets just go duos
>>537347550You. Are. Not. Getting. Me. Pregnant.
>everdark caligo and everdark libra, the two most annoying bosses in the game, are also both resistant to magicI guess sorceries really are going to suck in the Depths compared to Incantations.
>>537370250>hating gaysbrown much?
I dont think i've seen the condemned executor in the ED Libra fight use his suncatcher a single time in any run
>>537370260kek I found a match get fucked
>>537370250Unfortunately for you my little edgy anon that isn't going to happen.
>>537369903I'm cooking. I will queue in 60~90 minutes.
>>537369358They break a piece off of themselves that eventually grows and becomes fully grown >Source?I just made it up like Miyazaki and most players of these games do with the lore as they go
>>537370521who's that?
Good morning sirs!More deflect slop from the chinese server this time>>537370483he never does, yep
>>537370283I. Wasn’t. Giving. You. A. Choice. Bend. Over.
>>537370378>>537370494>>537370250
>>537370681Latinx are so cool!
>>537370494I really need you to suffocate on my cock
>>537370714You're not Libra though
>>537370665i wish the deflect blade would accumulate more damage based on how many hits you block instead of having a low cap
>>537370378Browns are the ones that are overwhelmingly gay though
>>537369069>>537369335>>537369678>>537369841>>537369971Wow. She’s cute. You just know what she backs it up on…
>>537370773that would be very cool indeed
why is every erg wylder main a sex pest
>>537370641dawn revenant without the veil
i want to have sex with a girl that likes me and lose my virginity
Man exec really does kinda suck his ult just makes you a big fucking target tooBack to duchess I guess, and wylder tooI really hope the new characters will be cool
>>537371079just wait for your arranged marriage to your cousin singh
>>537371020I wish I was considered one but without all of the legal consequences so I could avoid women better.
>>537371086equip roar heal
>>537371136i'm white and european so that wont happen
gg goat how'd he die so fast
>>537369074This, but I behead Libra and you become my personal use hole instead.
>>537371260Because you had 2 certified, slugma data-backed, Snopes-verified, Fauci-facked checked S tiers on your team
>>537371568I don't trust non-terr based terrlists.
mfw the game just wanted me to cast sorceries during this gigalibra runI didn't even have a choice as I got both sorc talismans within 5 mins
>>537371978you should always be casting sorceries as Duchess
>>537372061yeah I know but sometimes I want to try crit build for some variety but w/e I wrecked gigalibra with randos during this run
the "fNearby Frostbite Conceals Self" is pretty decent for gigalibrahelps you avoid getting gankraped by the condemned, plus a free backstabwish you could get that effect from regular rolls
2/3 erg
>>537371754>trusting a biased dsgshitter NGMI
>>537371978You VILL be Spellblade Princess and enjoy it!
sex with shiftyduck.sex with bjark.sex with sycjs.sex with revenantsissies.
>>537371217if you say so my fellow brahmin
>>537372616isn't that a cow in fallout?
gg that goat melted
>>537371020they might not be a jeet like guardian but spiritually they are
Duchess fighting for her life on an expedition as Rev cums her brains out riding Wylder back at the ‘hold
I'm very happy you stopped using Yuria so there's no confusion when I call the Revs beautiful
>>537370293Their resist is pretty much meaningless, sorceries still nuke themThe only resist that actually makes a difference is the moth's but you should use fire for her regardless
>>537370293Sorcery is generally better for Libra because there's a lot of NPC-breaking spells that are guaranteed on staves (Night Comet, Rancorcall, Stars of Ruin).I've seen even Revenants resort to using Stars of Ruin in that fight due to how effective it is.
>>537371020Im not
those revs are fat indian men
bjark is a cute swedish sissy thoughbeit
indians can't be fatwhere do they get food to get fat?
I'm on HRT, but my main is Duchess
>>537373572name? for the groom list
2/3, Whites only
>>537373001Staff of Loss/Night Comet is something to keep around anyway just for how ridiculously good it is for reviving peopleSecond best spell for that after the cannon
>>537372858>implying Wylder would leave his little sister alonelollmao even
My thanks to my fellow duchess and reclusethat was nice holy projectile spam
I had an erg adventure last night where my allies 3 barred very early into the libra fight and I solo’d libra generally from about half hp. I went to sleep shortly after but when I woke up I noticed there was not even a mention of my performance in the thread, not even a gg or a geeg. These are fairly regular erg players and I found it to be particularly poor taste. I have since reported both on the nightreign servers for unsportsmanlike conduct. Things such as this is why I believe I am not higher and erg related tier lists and the whole ordeal has left me shaken.
gg goat
geegi lost a 1v1 to a wylder sad
>>537374584>>537374586GGi skipped an ordovis GS because i wanted to meme with black flame pizza cutter instead
>>537374403shut up Practice
>>537329216Is Revenant actually this bad or I just don't understand how to play her?
>>537373558it’s all the pork they eat (no beef allowed)
> I went to sleep shortly after but when I woke up I noticed there was not even a mention of my performance in the thread
So, bigger questionWill the new playable character female or not?
>>537374690you don't understand how to play her
>>537374586>Exebuck To be expected, they kneel to Wylderchvds.
where's the sissy terrlist
>>537374737girl (male) and boy (female)
>>537374403Some people are just miserable and jealous shitters like webm-related, it is what it is.
>>537375369All I can think of is that thigh comparison image
>>537375415>Carrying two people named Awful and terrible lmao
2/3 pc queueing both ES bosses, save us from this hell
>>537374690When you're new and not sure what to do with rev, stack vigor relics. Only when you've mastered rev should you switch to better vigor relics
>>537375678Depends, who do you play as?
>>537375678okay
>>537375678I will be afk for a min, preselected exec sorry if its bad for the comp
>tab out of game to look some stuff up>game quietly crashesHow is it still this unstable?
>>537368883If no aoe spam just alt f4. Wait until your team goes down first.
>>537375729duchess>>537375738thank you
1/3 you lied to me
>>537371079You can do it anon. I'm still with the only woman I've ever had sex with.
god that run felt awful dropwiseNebula claps summons though, damn
>>537329492I thought erg pw was dead
We massacred LIBRA badly. GG guys.
>>537353925If it was possible to get a girlfriend and love maybe but that isn't possible because all women are evil and want to hurt me so I can't approach them anymore and they will never approach me.
>>537376489I want to approach you from the back with a great hammer
>>537376735I'm not interested in having sex with men unless they look like girls and I am the one topping
geegi almost didn't go down that time
>>537376998gg
>>537374852Yeah I realize that, this is why I asked. Any tips how to play her?>>537375715So just vigor it up... Any other tips?
I'm finally done cooking and will be joining the queue.
>>537377145you're basically a glass cannon that shits out damage but dies very easilylearn how to dodgelearn when it's safe to shoot your spells, learn when it isn'tstack up damage passive like +incant, +charged incant, +holy/fire/lightning damage, +atk at full hpthe only good negation passive for you is negation at full HP, lets you survive a hit then just heal back to full reactivate it the only mandatory relic is strengthen allies when using ultuse your ult to prevent deaths not to revive peopleyour ult makes everyone invincible for 15 seconds which is broken
>>537377857Thank you for the tips anon
>>537377857You forgot that revs are also required to suck off everyone that plays as a male character after matches.
>>537378079She's only allowed to suck off Wylder's, not anyone else
>>537377145Learn what spells are worth casting. Learn to free-aim certain spells to either make them do more damage (flame of frenzy) or make them actually hit stuff (lightning spear). Always buy the shards and the pouch from the vendor, expect to use a shard or two while doing castle. If you hit a mage tower and get 3+ shards you'll have enough shards to spam spells inefficiently.Recognize when the boss is mad at you and is about to run you down Your family mostly sucks, but has their uses:>pumpkinhead does an ok job of staggering crowds of small and medium enemies, but hes annoying for your allies, >giant skeleton is good when he gets aggro and he can res you if you stay close to him, also does good stagger for medium bosses >little guy is mostly shit, but you can target a downed ally and summon him and he will *maybe* try to res themweapon skills are very good on rev, spamming a good weapon skill all game and never touching spells is perfectly fineYou should be going into the boss with 1-2 spells/skills you expect to be useful, most your slots should be passives for +incant damageeverything but learning to dodge that this guy >>537377857 says is wrong
>executies have silently won the dollb owl>wylderchuds are still desperately spreading their one piece of cuck shitDogxKitten is canon, wyldershits can go fuck their sister
gg wylder and executor anons, that was easy. btw was the game really laggy for you two?
gg dragon wylder & duchessThat was a crazy moment when we were stuck against the border of the boss area and she started the frost breath
Gg Calikittens.>>537378454Yeah, sometimes the bosses would spaz out and teleport, happened with the Dragonic Tree sentinel on the proof, popp'd my Sixth sense because of it.
ed goat 2/3
>>537378552*roof
>>537378368Duchess secretly fucks Raider.
>>537378512i wasn't paying attention honestly, i was just mashing skill because caligo was like 1 combo away from dying but i was the one who died instead haha>>537378552oh so it was probably a server issue then? my inputs were kinda delayed so getting in melee range was really scary
>>537378947No clue, sometimes when I match with some erg'ers the connection is wonky like webm-related. Me and Marz are from Europe if that matters but usually it's fine regardless of distance of the peer-to-peer connection.
>duchess defeating enemies while ult is active for more atk power>ult gauge charge per killo-oh
GG
bg gigalibra, I should've quit after you fags died to loretta before the night 1 bossterr, next time you troll like that I'll block your sorry ass
i have a lot of swords
>>537379309that's what yys uses
>>537379424What did terr do? You made xher upset btw
Can't believe Rev is into knotting
geegi was chunking him with every jump attack. 3 of my weapons had +jump attack on it, one had dual armaments. jump smash.
would executor wear these
>>537379849uhh your fish are dead
God I want to play Nightreign entire day but I got a date later.
>>537379727he aggro'd the loretta in the rain right next to the night boss circle, he and the recluse got killed, and I had to avoid getting sniped / getting ganked by skeletons while I waited for them to die and respawn
>>537380196I do that too, it’s funny and exciting
>>537379984what
>>537380362he's making a joke about the platform shoes with fish in them i think
>>537380196terr is erg's biggest egotistical shitter, he believes himself to be top tier but in reality jobs to the easiest bosses like elder lion and gaping dragonxhe will even die to a standard footsoldier KEK!
>>537339032You can't just tell people to eat a dick, presumably
gg mohgwyn
gg nihil
I think I’ll start doing report cards for ergers and post them in these threads after our adventures
look at my surgeon dawg im goin to die
>>537381237>>537381260gg but I'm not joining the mohgwyn dynasty, just saying
>>537381314dr. libra diagnoses you with... death
how do you figure out the weapon scaling?which character besides Wylder is the best at using the Alabaster Lord's greatsword?it's a str weapon but it does magic, is duchess second best or is raider?
>>537381314dr.libra diagnoses you with life.... full of nasal congestion
>>537381358I have printed out the entire visual codex and keep it at hand for my runs
>>537381514timestamp or gtfo
>>537381358The scalings are in the index
>>537380638Tbf this is my clip and Soldier of GAWDeick is no joke anon, let's not bully xherr too hard, he already stopped wearing the dress skin out of peer pressure.
>>537381358sparring grounds. you can look at all the weapons scaling
>>537380196new terr shitterkino just dropped. Clip?
Good job wylderman, that raider was a little bitch anyway
>>537380362https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83fOpkWQcyQ
>>537382016Who was the raider and what did he do
>>537382160bitched out at lvl 4 because nobody went with him
>>537381314I love that goat!
>>537382160PracticeKept ping spamming and when no one followed his pings he just walked around an empty field and went into the nightlord at level 4 and intentionally 3 barred straight away
Practice and Terr are fine
>>537382342You're giving him too much credit
>>537382342>>537382304>>537382016>no webmliar
gg Dragon, after hitting her about 300 times I finally applied Rot right before she died
>>537378368>>537379756what did I miss?
>>537382497It wasnt whoever practice is and i dont record, why the fuck would i
>>537382764>make claim about others>provide no proofyou are brown or a foid
geegi love the zamur curved sword. zamur ice storm is great.
terr stole my lunch money when we went to school together
>>537378947It was like this
>>537382982gg easy goat
>>537382903I just did a match with randoms, explain to me in great detail why I would/should record a match with random peopleGo on.
whats that in his right hand
I think my name isn't cute enough for people to give me attention. I will change my name so people start giving me more attention here.
>>537383248a purse to go with his dress
>>537383107shadowplay retard
>>537383316is it a reference to how he carries things...like matches with erg...? :D
>>537383107The hard working terrlist writers depend on our screenshots and recordings to update their lists.
any queuers?>>537383275Bring my nigga back
>>537369506>>537369379you missed
2/3 pc eds
10 of the last 25 posts are troon merchant
Very easy fight, I love eventual greatness even though I didn't get much use out of it this run.
>>537383802>>537383841gg
>>537383841where were ur relics
i have never taken a libra deal.
>>537383919They are shy and don't want to go outside.
>>537383019oh uhhhh all i see is myself getting punished for being greedy there... anyways queue up
should i queue dragon
Why do they keep pushing the classes on us?It didn't work. Go back to the original style of having a toon to level up yourself with the stats you want.People with high IQ will pick the right stats.
>>537384128Elon Musk is high IQ saar, he gives jobs to Indian people.
Pepe ran off by himself and made us waste time because we died after killing 90% of an ancient dragon in the rain and had to come back later on day 2.He's a good player but he betrays you
Duchess's dawn skin should be a gyaru.
>>537384082soon, I'm eating
>>537384354No it should be an south indian woman in a saree
>>537384354>>537384423Arabian dancer outfit is the correct answer
>>537384117Everyone will chase it instead of waiting for it to come to you then complain about being forced to chase so no.
>>537383445
>>537384645Now do this for shiftyduck aka sissyslut
>>537384747idk who that is
>>537384645Where's the lapp helm, poop pots, the millbow and the murky?
They were some of the best fights in the DLC.
>>537384973>backstabbablenah
>>537384973Best fight was the guardian lion
>>537385168>lingering AoE spamnah
based utmost goat pickergg
Depth 5 secret boss leak, fresh from Reddit.
gg fast goat
>>537383019nice jump
>>537383275man, they could've gone all out with the reused assets and everyone would've been happy but they just gave us crumbs
Why don't more people else buy the flask that converts damage to health and 1 time damage negation against dragon? Good for breath attack and you can keep hitting when Caligo is making armor.
>>537385837just press the dodge button against the armour up move
>>537385970You spent 3 seconds standing when you could've been hitting it.
>>537384354she doesn't strike me as the gyaru type, duchess would be a student council president or something like that
>>537386025No I didn't
Guys I know this isn't elden ring but you're my only friends who I have to talk to. The most gangster actual criminal guy from my old school that I know for a fact sold drugs has been posting several times on his social media of him and another tough gangster hood looking guy together with the captions being either heart emojis or saying 'stuff like date night'. Is it really common for gangster thugs to be gay or is he joking and I'm just autistic
>>537386227Shut the fuck up annoying faggot take your life blog somewhere else
>>537386227stop being homophobic chud, it's 2025
>>537386227it's hard to say without more details. if you don't know them, who cares anyway
gg goat too easy
I'm so confused how did we proc madness on him? no weapon passives no spells no frenzy while walking
>>537386398one of the condemned deals are that all weapon hits cause frenzy
Shut up and queue, Rev mains.
>>537386227Drug lord and his little sugarplum... I wish I had that kind of relationship with Libra...
>>537386473gay
>>537386452I've done this fucker liek 50 times and still dont know shit about what his buffs / debuffs during the encounter do
>>537386393>>537386398what a rape that was gg wylder bros
how the hell does this work? looting red phantoms doesnt replenish your ult gauge. neither does running thru a white phantom, attacking it, or pressing the interact button. is this like miracle resonance in ds1? some half baked online concept that they couldnt actually get working properly
>>537386952You have to gesture near them.
geegFastest ED Caligo i've ever seen without a her armor break bug.
Very easy fight.
gg rev and wylder, nice marais drop at the end there
I see we’re back to the “wow this fight was the fastest fighter ever!” era of shitposting
>>537387420>staggered thricegreatbow + 35% easier to break stance does its job
I'm heckin' QUEUING.
>>537387531Depth 5 will filter all these '''wow that was so le easy lol ^^ gg everynyan :D" fags and they will finally leave /erg/ forever
>>537387576I'm fapping desu
>>537387649depth in general will kill this game after a month
Why is erg so active on a Sunday morning? Shouldn't you be in church?
>537387531ayo this nigga had trouble with caligo lmaoooooo
>>537387649>>537387531don't be miserable
Really wish a Revenant would sit on my face
2/3 I need ONE daughter-wife to queue please.
>>537387718I stopped going to church when I got into a more serious relationship with Libra. He says that we can be holy under the sheets instead and outside of jaw cramps he is right.
im doing physical exercise between each run
>>537387718>Shouldn't you be in church?i worship privately
>>537388115based
>>537388115like what?
>>537387860>don't be miserable>>537387420>>537387384>>537385580>>537383841>>537379810>>537378454>>537376474>>537371260It all comes in one time period. Gg fast kill, gg so easy kill, gg fastest ever. Swear it’s someone whose set up a bot or is just trolling
>>537388183masturbating
>>537388183just did some pull ups
A corpse is talking.
>>537388279or maybe they happened to get good weapons and had a quick kill and made a post about it. its time for your meds
>>537388279you must be fun at parties
>>537388384>the last thing libra sees before being viscerally melted by a +3 flame of frenzy
>>537388465We all have good weapon games, we all have fast kills, no one posts anything in the thread but then there just a rush of this nonsense
>>537388279how much do you want to bet you don't even play this game, because nobody who does would give a single piece of atom of a shit
>>537388603most matches are 3 people. so when something like that happens, in addition to posting "gg" people will also comment about how fast it was. so since you are sitting there, naked, with multiple sex toys up your ass, staring at your monitor waiting for new posts, this might create the illusion in your schizoid brain that people are conspiring to make fake posts in order to troll you. or something
>>537388319based. I also pay the pull up tax after leaving my chair, I can do up to 20 now. how about you? do you do regular pull ups or wide grip?
>>537388465>>537388562>>537388691>>537388769based + blew out the miserable troon's asshole
>>537388691I love my wife Ranni
>>537388828im better at other ones and am just getting back into the exercise, so i can only do about five regular ones for nowalso its 2/3 get in here
how i imagine ur physique dependong what character u play>wylderskinnyfat. swears he has abs.>raideru like big buff men and are probably gay. bearish twunk with a full beard>ironeyeethereal ottermode twink. low bodyfat, toned. you jerk off to yourself in the mirror.>revenantyou have extremely high body fat and think you're sexy because you have a big ass/thighs from it.>guardianyou look like a normal guy that goes to the gym sometimes. big bicep but nothing extraordinary>recluseyou are sedentary and FAT from casting spells all fucking day in one spot. you also have hair loss/thinning.>duchessyou are on adderal or some other kind of stimulant. you work out so your waifu wouldnt be disappointed in you and actually look very handsome>executoryou cut yourself, are probably anorexic and very moody. there are a lot of people who find this sexy though
>>537330094No. It's inclusion is a net positive in almost every single way imaginable.
>>537389373shut up maddy
when is the dead of night mode coming out?
>>537389373sycjs why did you leave dsg why did you abandon us we were supposed to beat the brogiyogis together now you will you never become one of theregulars i cant believe you betrayed us you disappointed everyone just like terr you left dsg to become an ergite how could you do this now we will never be able to beat them
sycjs it up yemmy slurm it down
weird routing and insta jobbing to libra new namesstraight to block list
>>537389373now that you got promoted to A tier on the built4bbc tierlist, when can we expect to see you on BLACKED.com? look even the QoS tattoo looks great on you
Wow haven’t had a night one loss with erg in a while…
>>537390172what happened
>>537389470it pushed normies to actually do routing for a while. without it, they go churches or do level 2 castle. now almost no one i get is using it, and the runs all suck.
>>537335023Until his super block grants 95% magic/lightning/fire/holy negation, he will remain dogshit.
>>537335023I see that, 13 hours later, Guardian's superiority still causes jealousy.
>>537338619>Shoot for lvl 250 for NG+7 potential (fuck co-op/PvP fags, we have NR for that)>Vigor at 60, Mind/Endurance to preference >Take two damaging stats and push both to 80; OR take 3 damaging stats and push them to 60-65>Put any possible remaining points where you need them to round out spell/weapon requirements or to push damage slightly higherThere is your build guide.
>>537390740>>537390841good run as usual.
>>537389673
>>537343570Because you get the best Ult in the game as a trade off.
>>537390172names?
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEWLY UPDATED SINCE YESTERDAY)>S tiervarreslut>A tiernyeko knyaightsycjsgemmy>B tieryyslero sistermonicazullie>C tiermiquella goonettenora kisaragishiftyduckgemmy clone>D tiermadisonrellana roleplayersignalisposter
geegshe wouldn't stop fricken moving
>>537345826>Boiling hotdogs>Not grilling them on charcoilActual NPC behaviour.
>>537343570Can a regular dodge even frame perfect all 3 or 4 of astels ground shockwave aoe ?Because I know what dodge does and I can reliably do it every time ...
>>537391329wtf is that name
>>537391329ggWho needs healing flasks anyway?no loli-revenent-daughter-wife 0/10
>>537391329gg no music
>>537391425that's what i said when i loaded in
adel 2/3 pc
>>537391329>>537391464who the hell are all these newfags
>>537391789i have no ideai've never seen the two here either - >>537387384but they're replying in these threads and they played well. so i don't really give two shakes a rat's boot.
>>537391789They came in from the Fextralife wiki.
>>537391789They're the newly recruited members of the discordtroon sissy sisters. Anons here make fun of them all the time.
>>537370483Because even NPC's know his cursed sword is bad, and only works at high skill level of play where you've memorized attack patterns and use it as a bonified shield.
who up rn savin' they sigils ... ?
bonified
Beat gigalibra by the skins of our teeth with randoms. What a chaotic fight. I felt bad being carried so hard bc it's like my 3rd time playing with executioner. Is the ED relic even worth the 12 sigls?
>>537391789seriously wtfthere's also "KINO" and "Tea", I geniunely thought I was playing in the noob que of 3dog except they qued ED libra
As long as newcuties play as revvies and suck wylder off who cares
>>537392525pretty sure kino is a relic cheater and ragequitter
>>537392608yes, but this is a different guy since I blocked the first "kino" a long time ago
ggs gigagoat raider and ironeyeI'm sorry for reseting your frost proc but I had nothing but fire weapons
>europoor shitskins not realizing that NA-aryans play on weekends too.Europe is the worst country in the world.
>>537392410I sure hope it can be used for depth relic.
easy libra, despite me somehow accidentally having wylder relics on my raiderand i got fed a lot of atk up when having 2 weapons, had +43%>>537392734np gg
>>537391916>never seen the two herebut i've been playing with erg since nighteign's launch day? granted, i've been playing a bit with randos here and there these past 2 weeks because of the slow queue times... a-am i just easily forgotten?
>>537391605pls
>>537392739Just surprised McDonalds gives you Sundays off.
>>537392843mayhap
>>537392908Epic fail
>>537392886gonna be tough finding non ed match these days.
>>537392739if NA players are this garbage I'd rather just not play with them
>>537392994just need 1 moar
>>537392843ik you mellow,im pretty sure shrine is finger (changed because finger was getting censored, fairly new but not today new)
>>537392886Queue EDs. We all need to stockpile sigils for the upcoming mode.
>>537392739brownest post I've seen this week
if you aren't on terrlist you aren't /erg/
>>537392410i keep 100 at all times and have almost 4 million murk too
queuing blue eyed white dragon
>>537390341they are fucking addicted to churches
>>537393139How many games does one need with erg to appear on the list?
>>537391789idk either but they appear to be gigantic shitters im assuming they're from steam forums or fextra
>>537393139I change my name frequently so people don't know who I am...
>>537392785I wish I had the spare time to play the game this muchhell even if I had it, after 4 games my head/eyes hurt and I have to stop playing, getting old is so ass
>>537392929it's over>>537393058thank you, remember me anonnow QUEUE UP
>>537393851Yeah being over 25 is hell for playing video games.
>>537393928it's OVER
i will queue up in like 10 minutes ro so
>>537394126built specifically for pleasuring black men
https://youtu.be/n89NFtIUWDI
>>537374690She's exceptionally good but needs relics to supplement her fp
>>537395018My boss just walked in, saw this, and fired me. Good job asshole.
>>537395018Me and Revenants
gg Recluse and RevShame it ended up that way. Also I swear that Basement Hunter was way stronger than normal.
Remember to learn how to open rises for your Revenant!
I think shifty shall be going on the blacklist for that one
>>537395237The revenant can open it xerself. No need to disrupt the entire team for that.
>>537395240Time to discuss whether it's griefing to reconnect after disconnecting?
>>537394126Those cheeks were made for clappin
>>537384354They all should have student skinsDuchess the class president, Recluse the gyaru, Revenant the kid brat, Wylder the star athlete, Raider the baseball/boxing musclehead, Executor the kendo guy, Ironeye the all-black loner, and Guardian the teacher I guess
>>537395378Bigger issue is that they do their typical song and dance of not damaging the nightlord and running around and make the fight more annoying. My last 3 losses have came with them in the team
>>537395240Fuck off, my game crashed Besides despite being level 9 i went down once while you 3 barred sludge
>>537395635At level 10 or whatever that kinda makes some sense. He'd just get oneshot if he committed to anything.
>>537395662>>537395240Ladies, no need to fight. The block list is big enough for both of you.
Does Executor have a riposte thing that takes him out of his dog mode? I was doing my usual mashing r1 on libra but had staggered him during the mid-transformation hits. Then the L2 happened and I'm pretty sure I didn't hit that button
>shittyduck and troon merchant fighting
>>537395662Don’t rejoin you retard. >>537395847Doesn’t matter if they’re level 1 or 15. Utter shit playstyle of sit on the edge and do nothing
>>537396231nah dogform is just buggy, sometimes you also instantly L2 out of the dogform right after entering it
i block everyone who comes to the thread and does nothing but shit talk over one matchfeels good man
>>537396306Not shiftyduck. Explain why rejoining makes the fight worse? Isn't the boss already 3-scaled if three people were present at the start of the fight?
>>537396257this is good news actually
>>537396465the scaling is dynamic
gg adel
>>537396306I'd dropped him a frenzy seal from that dog guy boss between the two spirit springs so I assumed he was just waiting for a good chance to use it. >>537396465He DC'd early day 2, I think? I lost track of things easily so don't trust me.
>>537396579huh I didn't know that
>>537396652gg
Mori Calliope beat Malenia!and don't expect me to give a fuck anymore after 3days for "racism" for stating a fact, suck my dick.
>>537396306Stop being a bitch, we nearly wonAnd I was right in the thick of it not using the playstyle of "sit on the edge and do nothing "
>>537396949imagine watching vtumors
This is going to cost both of you a rank in the terrlist.
>>537396949back to your containment board /vt/roon
>>537396949i'd just wait korone to beat malenia
gg calibros
>>537397528GOD Merchant cannot be deranked from S tier
3 raiders are too powerful...
>>537397698gg anons
>>537397698>>537397945ggs
>>537397765Level 6/7 BBH Top castle clear.
>>537398438ye
I have a funny if im FUCKING ALLOWED to post anything anymore in this digital ID cocksucking eraif you ever think you are bad at a fromsoft game, check out chance_805 on youtube. shit is hilarious.
I don't want to die.
>>537398665shouldn't have taken the jab>>537398438how, raiders deal no damage early game
>>537397738Don't talk about yourself maggot
>>537398508I'm not looking up your youtube channel, fag
>>537396410based. the worst ones are those who still complain and talk shit even after we made it to the finish line, like we won? why be salty about one or two mistakes?
>>537398873>raiders deal no damage early gameWhat?
>>537398873lvl 6-7 is mid game
new thread? make it revenant themed
erm...salvI didn't mean to send a friend request, and gg goat
>>537399664gg also was wondering about that
>>537399705ty for understanding :DI was just checking the players since there's veen so many new names today
>>537399883>>537399883>>537399883New thread
>>537399664Name ?For my Friends list ...
>>537399964kekque up to meet me
>>537399857can i q up as new names player?
>>537399120its not my channel dumb fuck its called sharing
>>537398873>how, raiders deal no damage early gameI wasn't one of them but it depends a lot on weapons/ashes/passives. The ability does a ton of work letting you interrupt the boss. Raider scales up insanely quick if you get a little lucky.
>>537376092Shut the fuck up loser>>537376735>>537378226This>>537378368>>537378871>>537380189>>537381314>>537382625Kill yourself
>>537383659thanks for wasting your time counting I guess>>537384128truth>>537384423>>537384510be silent Abdul>>537384973not at all but their design is the best for sure>>537386227is he black? if so yes>>537386473>>537388106shut it trooner>>537386583based snake>>537388384made for wyld men
>>537389570>>537389749>>537390086>>537391210>>537394401>>537396949>>>/co/ntainment
>>537392582Facts.>>537392739>>537392908>>537393071I kek’d>>537393975Only if you’re dysgenic and in poor health.>>537395592Shut the fuck up>>537396257Whoever is Hitler wins>>537396949>worst faggot vtuberShut up cuck
