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doomin'
>>537395968lol
TV DAISUKI! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!!!
Goonin'. pic unrelated
>>537395968The ass on the heart cracks me up.
>still the best villain
>Taxes? Rent? Work? Anon, wake up! You've been talking in your sleep. Let's get to our adventure in this Dark World!
Whoever finds the full video gets a cookie. Get on it toby enthusiasts
sex with my tv
Hard as a kick, loud as a gunTogether we come, together we leaveSurrounded now by cups over flownHere we are on the grave of broken dreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXLu3wR-Avo
>>537396305UNDERTALE BROWN SANS
we should make /kris/ or /hum/ threads on trash
>>537396371She's definitely the most funny, but I still like Tenna a lot.
>>537396463No Ralsei would say>Anon... Maybe spending time in Dark World is not such a good idea? You should get a job and find a wife to have kids with. You can do so many wonderful things as a Lightner, and I'm afraid you're wasting your time here! Oh, just thinking of working from 9 to 5 and paying taxes... Not something a simple Darkner like I could do.
>>537396494I will add this to my new Toby folder since my last one got deleted
>>537396675i think you should choose a character with an actual personality
>>537396660undertale brownyou play as a 37 year old sanitation worker who fell through the sewers into the underground
>>537394156Like all the others... Except for ME!! I'm still here. Making. Very slowly, but. MAKING.
>>537396494Where is this from? Toby has a sexy mustache now?
>>537397007i don't FUCKING care
>>537395968If asriel came home looking like that, I would delete all my undertale/deltarune folders and stop coming here.It would actually be enough to kill my hyperfixation which might be a good thing
>>537397007is this available to read somewhere
>>537397204Toby wouldn't do you like that. I hope
>>537397204Toby isn't going to make Asriel ugly don't worry sweetie
>>537397204I can't imagine what it'd feel like to have a character you love be utterly ruined in canon. It must be such a harrowing feeling like having your heart ripped out of you.
>>537397204if toby did that id make his face my steam profile pic lmfao
>>537397348>>537397449OKEH!!
Dess forcing me to eat her out until my tongue is tired and starts hurting while gripping and tugging at my hair, not too hard but hard enough to where it hurts and my eyes water a little bit at the sensation
>>537396981crazy noelle..........
>>537396683Tenna is almost certainly the way he is because Fox knew he couldn't make another antagonist as funny as Queen. He had to be sadder and have a different vibe. Part of that is just the basic necessity of an episodic work needing contrast to avoid repetition, but let's be real, Queen ended up being a huge hit, so changes likely needed to be implemented.
>>537397548Hope we smoke weed and make out later. Then watch her play guitar.
>>537397081Did you miss yesterday's shitstorm?>1:50https://youtu.be/USdpzB7BVP0?si=7ByA2_jneO-38OLlDon't show this to reddit so they try to cancel him
>>537397204i'm praying that toby makes him a fat ugly fuck now. i gotta contact him and show him that it would be for the good of the world.
>>537397548This but she has a revolver with one bullet to my head and periodically dry fires it until BAM!
>>537397675There's also the whole case of Toby being scared to hell that people wouldn't like Tenna and call him a Spamton clone. And now people can't stop shipping them and loving him.
>>537395968Tennar freeki
Bosom
>>537397548your jaw starts aching way before your tongue does.
>>537397007Wretched boobtube...
>>537397741Oh hey TC/Temfag
>>537396963Holy based
>>537397894It Means Tity
>>537397675A competent and mean spirited tenna is just Mettaton. Like literally just Mettaton.
>>537398085SexNOW!
>>537397949GJJ won
sexy gote
>>537398085rals should work on his tris a bit more
>>537397816Yep, he had the same worry about Spamton. Turns out he... needn't have fuckin' worried abut that. Yikes. Fox is really good at making meme characters. I find the process of creation for an episodic story fascinating. The ways in which the writing actively responds to the audience reception is so interesting.
>>537396675Not enough human lovers on 4chan. It would just be Chara/Frisk waifufagging.
>>537398260He needs to develop his forearms until he has popeye arms
>>537398318Ralsei learned FireShock...
>>537397675Tenna was created ages ago
DON'T. OPEN.
>>537398384Which is funny because Toby's already written out the entire story and now just needs the game made, which is taking much less time with the full team. Though it seems like he peppers in small nods to fandom stuff to the finished text if he feels like it.
>>537398682people actually used a Kinect to rotoscope?
>>537397246I'm afraid not, my writing is for my sexy, handsome eyes only. But, as a gesture of GOOD WILL, I can share Spamton's beautiful face edited over a wolf's. FULL may be found here: https://litter.catbox.moe/91l44kj621r5ylkw.png
>>537398682>About "Tenna."the faux japanese translation thing is real
Pinning the eight other feral voters in the poll to a wall and lovingly making out with them
>>537398867Kinects are surprisingly used in lots of mocap-style work
>>537398869Awww man :( it looks like a fun read
>>537398384The reason why he thought that way about Spamton was because the test players didn't like him. Toby himself didn't care because it's a character that was important to him.Meanwhile the actual industry plant characters (Sweet Cap'n Cakes) were meant to be shilled as popular characters but no one cared.
I think people like friend too much.Theres not even any canonical information about other than a filename and a connection to spamtons eyes.
>>537399296I'm now conflicted whether Toby's playtesters are fucking idiots who should be replaced, or their opinion is incidentally beneficial given good results
>>537396675>>537396963>>537398506i made it>>>/trash/77533366wouldn't live for long
>>537399296Basically at this point, if Toby is making a character and thinks that people won't like them they'll be the most popular character yet.>>537399404FRIEND is canonically a cat now, and people like cats.
>>537399296Elnina and Lanino are so much better than Sweet Cap'n Cakes and they still kinda suck. What went wrong with SCC?
>>537399532How is he a cat?At what point was he depicted as a cat ?
>>537399404Cats are the cutest! Though that's all I think of whenever people mention it.
>>537399404It's cool that some things are only possible in this fandom exactly because of the chapter releases through the years. Friend probably will look quite different but I'm still glad the funny cat fanon creature exists
>>537399296>"I don't like looking at him." >"scary"... I find these complaints confusing, since Spamton being a disgusting little freak whose entire subplot is heavily horror themed is kind of the entire point.
>>537399542All three of their personalities kinda swirl together into an unseasoned soup. They're too similar to each other.>>537399605When it was shown with cat ears?
>>537399861It was never depicted with cat ears.Game Set and Match.
>>537399507Based, but I don't like trash posting. Wish ya luck.
>>537399907Okay blind anon
Post Dr/ut cast as creatures and such.
>>537399998>being this delusionalI accept your concession
I legit forget that Sweet Capn' Cakes exist most of the time. I mean, they're okay, but they're just kinda there.
>>537399907
>>537400108Who?Joke.
>>537400163>pointy ear means le catlol, lmao even
>>537400108They exist to give Susie the idea of S/R-Actions. That's it.
>>537396675We should make Kris guro, mind break, and torture threads
>>537400282
>>537398985haha...
Dess convincing Rudy and Carol that those little yellow humanoids are actually adult Christmas elves
>>537400261They're those music themed guys that are supposed to be the rebellion against Queen but don't actually do anything in the end.
>>537400282you can just admit you were wrong you know
>>537400001one of my favorites
>>537400631Why would I do that when i'm right?Checkmate
>>537396830Who deleted your folder? :O
>>537400108I only remember they exist because I have to skip past their 20 tracks when i'm listening to the soundtrack.
>Papyrus gets a secret boss fight you cannot skip>People think it’s going to be a goofy track>People think it’s going to be goofy presentation>It’s a straight up rock song with song lyrics>Papyrus sets the battle area on fire
>>537400569:3
>>537395968Kris gets to fuck this
>>537400791Disbelieve Papyrus but real
>>537400791How is it a secret fight if you can't skip it?
>>537400759Me like the retard that I am, lol
>>537400108The Mike fakers became what Fangamer expected them to be
>>537400330I was going to mention the Peanuts dances, but I temporarily gaslit myself into thinking that happened in Chapter 1. But nah, you're right. Susie realizes that the party has to synch their actions and decides ""Fuck it, I am inventing a new game mechanic.". ... Goddamn I love Susie.
Delta swap AU where Berdly loses the spelling bee because the word he misspells is "Pussy" and everyone makes fun of him for being so gay he couldn't even get pussy in a spelling bee
>>537399404Cats are enough to make people crazy. The internet LOVES cats
>>537400940Because you have the option to skip it like a baby.
>>537397895Kris chews the cud and has an iron jaw
>>537400963Honestly. The Fake Mikes, despite literally being palette swaps of generic NPCs were a much more successful take on the idea of a whacky trio. And they're optional.
>>537400001
>>537400940Roaring knight style.
>>537401143Then it's a not secret fight that you can skip?That's the complete opposite of what you said before
>>537400001Does “scrub daddy” count as a creature
aside from obvious /utg/, what did the seen?
>>537401125>The internet LOVES catsFact. Humans just love us some kitties for whatever reason.
>>537401310Is it, baby boy? You can skip it by giving up.
>>537401241Toby remembered to give them funny dialogue.
Kill cats. Behead cats. Roundhouse kick a cat into the concrete. Slam dunk a cat baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy cats. Defecate in a cats food. Launch cats into the sun. Stir fry cats in a wok. Toss cats into active volcanoes. Urinate into a cats gas tank. Judo throw cats into a wood chipper. Twist cats heads off. Report cats to the IRS. Karate chop cats in half. Curb stomp pregnant cats. Trap cats in quicksand. Crush cats in the trash compactor. Liquefy cats in a vat of acid. Eat cats. Dissect cats. Exterminate cats in the gas chamber. Stomp cat skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate cats in the oven. Lobotomize cats. Mandatory abortions for cats. Grind cat fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown cats in fried chicken grease. Vaporize cats with a ray gun. Kick old cats down the stairs. Feed cats to alligators. Slice cats with a katana.
Toby just bskeeted an apology google doc for Durag Johnson, and says chapter 5 will be delayed to 2027 while he spends a year on a cultural sensitivity retreat in Nigeria
>>537399559
>>537396780>cue Susie
>>537401618toby tobias nigga fox
>>537401467ESL word salad.
>>537399404Toby character assassinated everyone else.Kris sucksSusie is a retardNoelle is a scumbagAlphys is patheticToriel is a whoreDess, an unseen bitch, has more plot relevance than Asriel, Catti, and Jockington combinedAsgore is patheticThe only thing left is Pippin OCs, Spamtenna, and FRIEND
>>537401682
I wonder how many Undertale fans have tried getting a job at the NSA to spy on Toby.
>>537401791
>>537400789Wait. They have 20 tracks?
>>537401467>>537401723permaban esls
https://soundcloud.com/fakename-rejante/half-sword-recent-playtest-ost-soundtrack-4
I've just realized, I haven't felt like drawing in a while but I kept wasting time generating AI porn. Maybe this stuff really is creativity poison.
>>537401724You can admit you have shit taste without blaming Toby.
>>537401904
>>537402030
>>537401723>>537401940bloody bastard bitch fuck you saar do not notice
>>537400963Sweet CapN Cakes really come off as forced soul wannabe mascots while the Mike trio are clearly an afterthoughtI don't think there is even any merch for the Mikes yet
>>537402113
>>537402238
I would buy merch of the mikes
>>537402349
>>537402464
>>537402402Toby Fox should sell mike(s) dakimakuras
>>537402546
>>537402163Mike trio was intended as a middle finger to the fans and fans gave the middle finger back by liking them more than the characters we were supposed to like.
>>537402698
>>537401724>Asriel, That guy is a main part of the reason why Michael went insane and became Satan.What you actually mean is “Asriel hasn’t been on screen yet”.
>>537397739Playing a "ghetto character" for comedy could be easily forgiven especially since he didnt paint his face darker but the way he goes on to imitate a monkey/gorilla is still pretty damning
>>537402808
>>537402701>Mike trio was intended as a middle finger to the fans>Toby gives them banging musicPlease Toby keep pwning us
>>537402910
>>537402902I'd marry that man if I could
I love fish
>>537403007
Can you imagine if in chapter 5, Pizzapants is suddenly in a wedding.
>>537402701WTF is the mike trio?
>>537403147
>>537403217
>>537402902Wait till the full video this small clip was taken from surfaces with full on Nbombs and fried chicken banana watermelon
>>537403354
>>537402902>>537397739Is this a joke i'm not in on? That's clearly not Toby. Toby has perfect white and straight teeth unlike that durag fella.
>>537403208I'm looking forward to Pizzapants finding out BB is actually Pizzarina and then figuring out he's gay actually
>>537402701i bet mike trio spoils the entire game if you had but the strength and intellect to understand the subtext
>>537403417
>>537402163Mikes/schizo Pippins might have got more relevance but as we know, content got cut out of chapter 3 for pacing reasons so who knows.
>>537403575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4pGuW9S8BA
>>537403548That is not the outcome
>>537403540Just another case of people trying to find something to "cancel" Toby over for whatever reason after calling the original CH4 Weird route scene sexual assault/deflowering enough for him to change it.
>>537403417>>537403575He looks like he fucks deer women
>>537403570>maybe the real delta rune was the friends we made along the way
>>537403638
>>537403752get this man a FALSE>>537403772
>>537403540Do you have faceblindness? Also there's pics of him out there with braces
>>537403689Vince ever beat his hands on his chest with gorilla noises while in his durag character?
>>537403841
>>537397496eh. mettaton/alphys is canon, i politely ignore it. they're our characters now, toby just birthed them.
>>537403587Chapter 3 is a “filler chapter” that just happens to make FRIEND, Knight, Ice-e/Eram appear at the same time.
>>537404106
>>537404156
>>537403708Calm down it's just funny and ironic considering the internet persona he has cultivated post-undertaleIf anyone was trying to cancel this video would be spammed on reddit and twitter by now
>>537404332
YOGURTEMERGENCY
calling Chapter 3 filler is a great way of showing how little attention you're paying to the game
>>537404576storywise, it wasn't fillerthe bloated amount of minigames felt like gameplay filler though
>>537404376
>>537404667
>>537404660they were fun, stupid
>>537404710anon...
>>537404576I actually think chapter 3 is heavily bloated with so much information that no one really knows about.Especially with Gaster revealing his desire for the boy to be with the girl.
>>537404702
While the Child Sleeps, Sonya UndressesShe scrubs me until I spitsoapy water.Pig, she smiles.A man should smell better than his country—such is the silenceof a woman who speaks against silence, knowingsilence moves us to speak.She throws my shoesand glasses in the air,I am of deaf peopleand I haveno country but a bathtub and an infant and a marriage bed!Soaping togetheris sacred to us.Washing each other’s shoulders.You can fuckanyone—but with whom can you sitin water?
>>537404909
Hello my favorite miserable retards. Kind of clocked out of /utg/ since we got new content and ive been chewing through it all. Any good happenings here since? It's a shame that the game feels so spelled out already that most theory videos I come across just share my own obvious observations about the plot. Oh well.
>>537403706Yes it is, i've searched Toby's mind and the truth revealed itself. Pizzapants ends up with the Nicecream Guy after finding out he was being catfished. Bratty is dumped but ends up with Catty and they lez off together.It's all part of the plan.
>>537405069total hetero death
>>537404980
>>537405128
>>537404576It wasn't filler at all story wise (except in the ways that it actually was Kris making a dark world to distract Susie and Ralsei while the knight does its thing) but the Zelda games do get a tiny bit tedious on replays.
>Check Twitter for more Tenna to get my fill for the day>Someone I follow rt'd Kristenna omorashi What a bad morning.
>>537405192
>>537405425
>>537404417Yogurt emergency inside Tenna
>>537405024We're getting a September newsletter focused on Chapter 5 progress and Undertale 10th happenings. Besides that it's /utg/ as usual.
>chap 1 fountainunconfirmed, possibly kris>chap 2 fountainknight>chap 3 fountainkris>chap 4 fountainunconfirmed, possibly alvinis this right
>537396494>>537397739what possible reason could he have filmed this for
sowhat's gonna happen with all those undertale memories people submitted
>>537405476I've got to go and lie down for a bit. Thanks for posting with me!See ya! :)
>>537405547The start of Chapter 1 and Chapter 3's fountains being so similar makes me think that Kris indeed made both of them, which might even mean that Kris made Castle Town?I'd say that Alvin indeed made the Chapter 4 fountains because of Gerson being the way he was.>>537405729Might be one of the things mentioned in the newsletter.
>>537403216>didn't play the game
>>537405784thank you too for posting! have a good rest fren! :Dbye bye!
>>537400729>HOOOT OOOO HOOT AGODABOHOOT HOOT OOO>CAWAHRAHEAHEA [nowsyour] cawwskrreaheahea
>>537405547yea
>>537405729if there is indeed a flower world in chapter 5 it will probably have echo flower npcs, the meme responses might go there
>>537405547It sort of makes sense why Alvin would have opened the fountain, but story-wise what does that add? A secondary minor character doing something so significant feels very strange.
>>537405729probably gonna be used for whatever they have planned for the 10th UT anniversary. it's only 15 days away!
>>537406015>Asgore accidentally flower taps across time and space
>>537404660I enjoy them for the vibes and music but I don't know why they all had to be legend of zelda, the other boards being riffs on mario and contra or something could've been fun
>>537405885Ermm ACKshually *adjusts glasses* barn owls screech, not hoot.
top 5 frisknumber 3: melon
>>537406026He's most likely one of the people with a shelter code alongside Carol and Undyne.
>>537406121I honestly hope Undertale gets some kind of addition/change that's significant enough to make me play through Undertale again for like the 5th time.
>>537406026there could be some townwide conspiracy to support the knight's actions, perhaps? i can see alphys knowing more than she lets on considering she's friends with sans
I wanna hug Chara and take a whiff
>>537405547Probably. Chapters 1-3 fountains definitely have to have been made by Kris or whoever he played with because they have their original characters donut steel.
is there a silent majority of people who liked the zelda games here? I liked them
Does Susie realize that Noelle is a freaky little creature who wants to be bullied by her? Would she be into that?
>>537406195Spambird provided the hoot noises for Tennowl
Sexo with durag johnson
>>537406693Yes. Link's Awakening was the first game I ever beat.
>>537406201Number 1: Rose Frisky.
I think Kris made the closet fountain (hence the eye covered starting area like in chapter 3) and the Knight made the old classroom fountain
>>537395693I made two loras on two different Dessigns from two other artists, seeing as my first lora on Dess (and Asriel) somehow became really popularStephsArtLab>https://civitai.com/models/1916081?modelVersionId=2168654Dessoir1225>https://civitai.com/models/1915702/december-holiday-dessoir1225-v2-deltarune-oc-character-naihappy slopping
>>537405547I love it when you guys complicate things for yourself for no reason.
>>537406693I liked them. I thought it was cute and fun and the fun gang’s dialogue made it feel like I was really playing with them >>537406781Spamton is like a lyrebird
>>537406752She probably likes the Noelle that shows her the Mr Bucket review more than the Please Beat Me Up Bully Senpai Noelle
>>537407000Lyrebird Spamton would love making gun and car noises, what a cool guy
>>537406456so... if i own a playing card and tihnk of it as a piece of trash, but you think of it as beautiful, does it turn into different darkners entirely, depending on which of us opens the fountain? or is it always the same 'character', but in different circumstances?in favour of kris opening both 1 and 3, they both do have pippins who look the same
>>537406949baste
>>537406965cool post that adds nothing
>>537406693I don't hate them at all, I thought they were really cute. Especially elevated by the gang's commentery.
>>537405690Edgy humor.
>>537408048this mans brain needs to be dissected when he dies
>>537406693I loved it and suggest anyone that enjoyed it play Minish Cap.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW9yuPpTnsI
>>537407616Ramb states outright that Kris and Dess made them.
>>537408292*the girl widely and logically speculated to be Dess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbQgK8DIK3M
Last one I'm posting but the OST went impossibly hard for the limitations of a gameboy advance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wMDYIh0S0I
>>537396463
>>537409074DESSE
You know if Kris’ vague interpretation gender gets the birds so angry what would they do if a character has two different names?
>>537406693It's my favorite video game franchise and Majora's Mask is my favorite video game.Oracle games are vastly underrated.
>>537409332Majora's Mask was lightning in a bottle captured for the second time in a row. Shouldn't have been possible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1Dud5eitCQ
>>537409074>YO GASTA WHITE KRIS SEALED THE FOUNTAIN BITCH
Spamton and FRIEND swapped
>>537409296What? What birds?
Look how happy my girl is!
>>537409715More like >[Unintelligible garbage noise]>[Okay hand, Stop hand, Snowflake, Thumbs up, downward pointing hand] which translates to BITCH because Gaster is Jesse now
>>537409763They tweet and make woke YouTube videos.
>>537398867Kinects had good sensors compared to the price and were often used for all kinds of things back in the day. Not as much now since there are better options but they were surprisingly versatile.
I have 20+ theories that I believe in and they all contradict each other.
>>537409145>Kris don't look at me, I am a Berdly enjoyer
>>537405547Chapter 1, 2, 4 were all made the same person. THE KNIGHT. It is not "uncomfirmed" the game says THE KNIGHT
>>537411152The soul is canonically a berdly snowgraver.
>>537411276Can you say you are going to the festival with berdly in chapter 4 snowgrave?
A City Like a Guillotine Shivers on Its Way to the NeckAlfonso stumbles from the corpse of the soldier. The townspeople are cheering, elated, pounding him on the back. Those who climbed the trees to watch applaud from the branches. Momma Galya shouts about pigs, pigs clean as men.At the trial of God, we will ask: why did you allow all this?And the answer will be an echo: why did you allow all this?
Will we get to play as another character other than kris? Don't say "the vessel" because that's not a "character"
>>537411695I hope not, that would stink
>>537411695Maybe Susie when Kris goes rogue
>>537410943gremlin
>>537411118isn't friend just zoning out as if they have their first and best heroin high?
>>537412212Shuttah's eyes are visible. You see them when they attack.
>>537412447This is true
>>537412598That is the biggest shuttah I’ve ever seen.
>>537412947This shutta was made by that freak artist so they are pretty big.
who is the Jesus Christ of deltarune?
>>537412598Good googly moogly that thang is juicy
>>537413192Here it is in comparison to Rouxls
>>537413238ralsei
>>537413192Put some respect on her name damn
>>537413238us, we were sent down from the real world to deltarune to spread the good word and banish the fountains
>>537413238Gaster
Deltarune makes me happy and I love suselle!
I love pippins
Gonna go touch grass today
>>537413192>Rouxls stupid boots have his initials lettered on them>Elnina’s rainbow pumpsso much character conveyed through these elements alone
>>537413823Don't do it anon, you will never recover
>>537413238Ralsei
I LOVE TV!
>>537413238Literally (us)
>>537413759Pippins love to be shaken. Pippins love to be rocked. Pippins loved to be shocked.
>>537413924me too
>>537414140Pippins love to be shoot.
tennafaggotry is saving lives
>>537414140Shake them hard enough and they'll cum!
>>537414413I'd struggle with eating too if dinner was plain rice and vegetables.
>>537413759I also like pippins
>>537414413Are those peas??
>Anyone who struggles with eating clearly hasn't had one of my TV Time™ TV Dinners!
>>537414413what is the stuff on the left?
>>537413759He's such a fucking freak
why do people think fakemikes were toby shitting on the fandom when it had great music, introduced a new gameplay mechanic, contains a representation of the game that noelle plays, has IMAGE_FRIEND, and gave information that the real mike was a guy who left after spamton left? is it because green pippins is a theorist who doesn't know what's happening? i found him the funniest. i have yet to see anyone feel offended at them.
>>537415056frozen dumpling I think, they're pretty good
>>537414585There’s a dumpling in there. Actually now I’m curious what are utg’s fave characters and fave meals
>>537414585Stop being so spoiled
>>537415056I'm pretty sure those are pot stickers
>>537414879Out of all the questions one could have about that image
tranny thread
so here are the ships im planning to put in my fic:-ralsusie-kriselle-dessrieli feel like im lacking a critical quota of queer. what do i add or change to fulfill my queer quota. only thing im not willing to change is ralsusie because they're plot relevant here
mentally stable thread
>>537413192beautiful detailing on the clothes
>>537415187Keep Kriselle but make Kris more feminine in presentation
>>537415186all the threads are tranny threads>>537415282all the threads are mentally stable threads
>>537415282quit horsing around
>>537413238Jockington
>>537415102I find it really strange that the gameplay mechanic involves hands.
>>537415187make susie call ralsei a pretty girl
>>537415134What else was I supposed to ask? The thing on the left is as recognizable to me as it is to anyone else
>>537415187Make other characters treat Ralsei and Susie like they're odd for being straight so it actually feels like they're gayOr you could not care in the first place
>>537413924I love Tenna!
>>537415102>why do people think fakemikes were toby shitting on the fandomthey’re having a Xitter type “it must be X or Y” and “Tobias Fox funny moments are always filler” type breakdowns. I can’t conceptualize what Mr Fox jerking off the fans would look like to them if they see the Mikes as a purely negative thing
>>537415102Deltarune theorist are not actually intelligent.
>>537415102being terminally online and always being hyperaware of what others think has made people very insecure to the point they take things very personally for no reason
>>537415126Asriel. I really could not tell you my favorite meal is, it's anything from waffles, pancakes, pumpkin pie, onion rings, hamburger, full English. I guess sweet and savory foods are my favorites
>>537415130dude that is mostly starches this person needs help
>>537415519>gaster and roaring knight have holes in their hands>kris couldnt see their hand anymore in that one dess room>shadow crystals = prophecy = kris can see through their hand>gaster says the future is in (You)r hands>kris is obsessed with handwashing>kris played piano as if their hands were moving on its ownwhat did tubby mean by any of this
>>537415519>gameplay mechanic involves hands>most hand centric minigame (switch 2 exclusive) is called MAIN PERFORMANCE>mike stats and battle reward are all 666
Tenna calls Spamton his fat little dumpling and nibbles his belly
>>537415126FRIEND and pluey.homemade mac n cheese with a ton of cheese, butter, and pepper with fried ham bits.
>>537415102It's actually Toby trying to play 4D chess>make characters refer to fan theories, so fandom will call them "jokes shitting on fandom">have a funny schizo character rambling about theories>actually intent to make them important characters with serious involvement in chapter 5 all this time>fandom will praise Toby as the subversive mastermind who can surprise everyone by actually making the "joke characters" something more serious This plan however failed when some people started wanting to fuck the Pippins/Mikes and care about them and their involvement in the game.
>>537415882Pumpkin pie is peak. Can’t wait for fall to start
>>537416178but how is it a plan that failed when green pippins is obviously obsessed with tenna and not a serious character other than being close to the truth
>>537415187kress
I WILL make Kris molest Tenna and Spamton
>>537416149Gaw DAMN that sounds good
>>537416297Mike is specifically interested on Battat
>>537416203WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND
>>537415948All they had was some white rice and veggies and you're crying about le starches? You're exaggerating
>>537415126i don't know how to choose a fave character or a fave meal..
>we cut out some somethings because we had to make room for 2 mandatory zelda boards and 3 secret zelda boards, fuck you
>>537415126Flowey, TennaMacaroni pie and burgers are equally my favorites
Berdly is low key the worst off Deltateen because he has neither parents who love him or a friend who actually wants to hang out with him.
>>537415126>Tenna>Dish that basically only exists where I live
>>537416650Whichever character makes you feel best when you think about them. Whatever meal you think of first when you’re super hungry or you’ve had a bad day. I get that picking favorites is hard, I don’t have a single fave food either.
im the anon that wrote https://rentry.co/utgdarkworldgive me your /utg/ dark world designs and you'll have a cameo in the next chapter
>>537416910>Dish that basically only exists where I livewhat is it?
>>537416149>>537416450FRIENDfriends know ball, damn. For me it's mac baked with a golden brown crust and served with roast pulled pork or beef.>>537415126Spamton and Tenna.Lamb (Greek moussaka with eggplant and béchamel sauce, or grilled chops/kebab style)
>>537417021I'm a cute deer boy who says "hi, I post from an iphone"
>>537416850You WILL like the boards. You LOVE playing the boards.
>>537406965idk man there's not a hell of a lot else to talk about.
>>537415187Make Kris female.
>>537417054I appreciate your interest but I'd like to to not dox myself.
>>537415126CattiFajitas
If Ralsei turned into a piece of chocolate would you eat him so you could digest & absorb him making him a part of your body forever?
>>537416901I pray that berdly will end up ok when it's all said and done he makes me laugh more than Susie or any of the other characters
>>537397739i did miss it and was going to ask how /utg/ felt about Durag Johnson, the real mastermind of Deltarunehow many threads do i have to go back
>>537415126>Tenna>Don't have a favorite meal
>>537413432What is her name? Paintfag?
>>537417334Yes. It's what Ralsei would have wanted
>>537417228Unless the dish is called something like "[anon] who lives at [address]'s super tasty [food]" I don't think you'll get doxxed for sharing it.
>>537417452Painterfag I think
>>537415126>Kris>Baked salmon and rice with asparagus
>>537397548forcing Dess to eat until her jaw is tired and her belly starts hurting
>>537417492Anonchama probably lives in some sort of country that's elusive to most people
Spamton who lives at [Trash Zone]'s super tasty Ass
>>537416394I love mute/quite characters who are secretly sex demons.
>>537417492my favorite food is 5664 Crawfordsville Rd, Speedway, IN 46224 actually
>>537416968susie thenandfried rice
>>537417492What if anons favorite is this
If Tenna had eyes he'd only have them for one person
>>537417791>Pennsylvania """"""""pizza""""""""Yikes. If that was my favorite dish I'd keep it to myself too
>>537417791Altenna-style pizza is made like this and shaped like Tenna's face and made Spamton fly into an Italian rage
>>537417492It won't reveal my exact address but it would tell everyone what country I'm from. I don't want that to happen.
>>537416015>The hand of the knight is drifting forward
>>537417791i like the taste of american cheese but the plasticky texture it has here is gag worthy and it doesn't belong on pizza
>>537417847Yeah, me
>>537417993>top chef and spamton arguing over food
>>537417993doesnt Spamton canonically eat garbage
>>537418318Yes and even he hates that slop
Why did Kris's pencil turn into a sword instead of a quirky Darkner who insists he's from "Pencil-vania"
>>537417228you don't have to name the dish you could just list the components.
>>537418025I've literally posted my last name on 4chan and the college I went to when I was in college and the town I lived in at one point and some anons don't even want to share what county they're from. (Not judging you, just reflecting on my poor choices). Do you never post on /int/ or any flag board?
>>537418421Darkners have a weapon form and an overworks form. See: Winglade, schizo bosses. We may encounter a pencil darkner in the future
They say the quickest way to a man's heart is by feeding him so if I learn how to cook delicious meals for Spamton he will certainly fall in love with me!
I'm always mildly worried people will know I post here, but I have to keep up reputation in front of people who think 4chan is literal nazitown
https://youtu.be/hzSt7n_y_ho New inverted fate vid released, yknow, that one undertale au
>>537418476just because you're flippant with personal information doesn't mean everyone else needs to be. maybe anon is from a country that would paint all tennafags as citizens of that country or something. if a swedish or flip tennafag posted then anons would start namefagging them, that's what always happens in generals
>>537416015The spontaneous appearance of holes in someone's hands is known as a "stigmata." It's considered to be a miracle, representing the wounds of Jesus Christ, and is a common motif in Western art. As for why the Knight and Gaster have them... not sure. Gaster has all that 666 stuff too - could he be the Antichrist?
>>537418578
>>537418673>think4chan is literally nazitown you moron, people will barge into unrelated threads to complain about trannies, niggers, or jews for no fucking reason
>>537418025What could possibly come of you saying what fucking country you're from?This is some weird paranoia.
>>537418740I said I wasn't judging them.
>>537418773maybe at the end of snowgrave, we're going to poke holes in noelle's hands
>>537418673Hiding your power level is a tale as old as time, no one will know you post here and you should never reveal that you do. I wouldn't worry about it too much.
>>537418673As long as you dont repost the things from here and dont give away personal info about yourself, you'll be fine, no one will know you're here. Many utdr kiddies nowadays give away their personal data too willingly, which is wortuing
>>537418573Careful, this is a slippery slope to a gluttonous Spamton who demands you rub his belly and feed him lots of delicious meals
>>537418798
>>537418773I think someone recently pointed out that czech puppets have holes in their hands where the string goes in.
>>537418673My friends already know I'm a channer from the way I talk and bring up stuff from it from time to time but I keep a majority of my edginess under wraps since I have a brain. They always hope that I eventually 'transition' to only using regular social media so my brain doesn't get any more rotten even though I consider myself more well adjusted compared to blatant edgelords.
>>537418805that's just good old american free speech
>>537417021okay here’s my falconer lizard autist
>>537418673people i know use 4chan but this is one of the gayest corners of the site so i don't say that i browse here
My idol
>>537416015>>537419205found it
>>537419415Oh you drew a non-mspaint version, nice
>>537419571why did you crop his nipples? you'd also get more traction with this if you posted it on social media instead of here
>>537419413America may be aggressively shitting and pissing itself right now but free speech is something I will always love and fight to keep in this country, even when people say things I don’t like.
>Come snuggle with me Anon
>>537419415thanks anon
>>537419798Yeah :) the old one was done on a phone app with my finger and drawing it gave me a huge amount of respect for those artists who post masterpieces and go “did this with my finger teehee!”
>>537415126>Spamton, Tenna, and Queen>BBQ brisket
She’s not even trying
>>537418476No, I don't post in flag boards at all. And even if I don't post my last name or college like you did I don't wanna make it easy for people to get a profile on me, I don't have the privilege of saying "I live in the US" and it not mattering because I'd get lost in the sea of other anons that also live there.>>537418825I have witnessed schizos with my own eyes, I don't wanna take any chances.
>>537419394>>537419497
>>537419954‘Welcome
>>537417021Oh no... not having finished my dark world design is biting me in the ass...
>>537419813I didn't? look at the filename screencap isn't even mine.>you'd also get more traction with this if you posted it on social mediaI don't want this to "get more traction", toby doesn't need the negative attention. I just think it's funny
>>537420174isnt there a friendfag around here who has a dossier on us all
>>537420380literally just describe it
>>537420481There is, yesAssume he is always watching
>>537418673i look forward to the day I can lay someone out for having such an outdated view on this site
>>537405406you can't just say that and not post the artist????
>>537420595I blocked them immediately so I wouldn't be able to give you an answer.
>>537419415>It was a falconNot gonna lie I thought she just had a huge blade sticking out of her glove.
>>537406731artist? this is incredible way better than those ai figures people keep posting
>>537419910
>>537417021my darkner is a toilet who just wants someone to pee on them
>>537420697Haha it does look like that. Wolverine’s lesser known bumbling cousin.
>>537418805>it's nazi to talk about things the way i dont like!!The utdr fandom is cooked
Baby girls, mommy’s home. https://files.catbox.moe/4yut0z.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/4y9a0p.pngShout out to that one femanon who shoves dice up her pussy you guys keep me laughing my innards out every time I open up /utg/
>>537420848
>>537420570I wonder what he knows about me....
>>537421045
>>537405406lol
>>537419394Dont let them get to you, they want you to become a pearl-clutching moralfag like their twitterfag crowd
>>537421043Dios mio....
>>537421043we summoned her
>>537421043Geez Battat, lay off the TV dinners...
>>537421141
>>537405406>What a bad morning.I think you misspelled "good".
>>537421043HOLY KINOHOLY SHITHOLY KINO
>>537421043did not expect to see the bead advice applied good show
How did your deltarune summer go anons?
>>537421382That anon with the string idea sure was a clever one.
>>537421313jingle bells jingle bells jingle bell goat
>>537421459The usual, it gets hot and I get spiders in my bathroom. Go to work like normal and so on. It's the same as every other season honestly.
>>537421334For you, maybe.
>>537401560Susie pls
>>537421043I'd like to pip his pin, if you catch my drift
>>537421043I think they should wear fake noses sometime when they do it, for roleplaying purposes
Toby will make Krusie and Kriselle the only canon routes as they are interracial to make up for Durag Johnson.
>>537421632was it this?https://files.catbox.moe/yl1wlj.jpg
>>537421043I need eye bleach
>>537421514
>>537421043if there's one thing we can always expect from you it's a fashion statement
>>537421043HOLY FUCKING SHIT I KNEEL THIS IS SOME SERIOUS GOURMET SHIT>spoilerOh my... Is that the thing I will be known for now?
>>537421043I instinctively zoom in on their shoes now
>>537419415Is this the malecharanon? Art style looks similar>>537418773
>>537422120i like men, muscular men, with big curved penises
>>537422149check out the boots in the first image too
>>537421043That fat Mike is so sexy, I would cosplay Tenna and let him matepress me while he calls me boss
>>537418703The creature on the cage makes me hard i wanna mindbreak it
>>537421043holy Fucking Shit
>>537420691you're gaykrisstenna works so well because they would make each other hold their pee. equality.
Tenna!
>>537422249>>537422120>>537421514this design is terriblewhat do you see in it
>>537421029those are literally nazi talking points, what are you thinking
>>537421043i'm not even a fan of fatasses but i can't stop looking
>>537422249Let me in!LET ME IIIIINNNN!
>>537421043AHHH I JUST NOTICED YOU GAVE HIM HIS CANON INVERTED NIPPLES, BASED BASED BASEDBASEF
I need to make Kris ride Tenna until he's a whimpering, begging mess
>>537422704c-canon??
>>537418673/utg/ is one of least right wing /vg/ generals and it's still extremely unironically racist
>>537422449i see tenna dess nuts in your face>>537422562grass is ass and im the lawnmower
>>537422480Hating trannies is just common sense.
WIWI UPDATEhttps://files.catbox.moe/4uc7io.mp4tenna's spawn is now up and walking. still very fat though. if you look at its front paws you may be able to deduce who the father is...
>>537422738he would immediately start whimpering. crying in less than 5 minutes
>>537421029someone sperging out over jews is a nazi it's not my fault you feel shame over the label. its like if someone sperged out over gay ships they'd be called a faggot or a fujo
>>537422480Even your own crowd has started to hate trannies ("lgb without the t" crowd), dont act stupid, not everybody who opposes you is le heckin nazis
>>537421974nta but this is is so hnghh
>>537422791Captcha: KOKXX
Does Fujo like any ships with Battat or does she only slick to something like Spamtenna
>>537422909watching tenna cat thing walk around and occasionally yell out the voice sounds is both a very comforting and calming experience and extremely funny at the same time
>>537423148want it need it
>>537422402What fucking game did you play? Tenna gives them and himself plenty of time to go to the bathroom with the green room breaks and if they really couldn't hold it in he'd just air a commercial, while Kris wouldn't care, assuming that he goes to the bathroom when needed like a normal person.
>>537423138thinking too hard about trans, either way, is fast track to mental illness
JIDF discovered /utg/
>>537422738True and real.
>>537423162They usually do battat mike x tenna too if theyre japanese
>>537423247kek it has the voice?
>>537422909>you may be able to deduce who the father is...who? do you have the footage of them mating?
All of the main characters of Deltarune can be neatly organized into two equal groups, one comprising predator animals and the other comprising prey animals. This is clearly a reference to how Toby is heavily invested in dom/sub dynamics.
>>537423557what animal is a lancer
>>537423547do you want to see that? pervert?
>>537423396a spade is a spade nigga
>over 100 posts per hourdamn are we back or sum thang?
>>537423712yes
>>537423138you're assuming a lot about me given I've provided no information about myself to you except that I said hating jews and black people and trans people is what nazis do
>>537423738noh~
>>537422998when Tenna cums he says "CUMMING straight in YOUR WOMB! CUMMING straight in YOUR WOMB!"
>>53742373840% of them are from me
>>537423738all me btw
bruh the musical dude actually did it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UFI-6-claE
>>537421043lmao
>>537423651Dog monster thing with sharp teeth. Whatever he is he's definitely not an herbivore. I mean look at his dad ffs.
>>537424043I hate this stupid accent he's putting on, this is miserable to listen to
>>537421382That whole thread is gold, it’s one of the few thread numbers I’ve saved to look back on. >>537421820I was thinking about making something with battat doing the nose “trick” for her and sticking it in her… Felt it was a little too wacky though. I like to think she’s a freak about it because it’s a coveted tenna/spamton nose >>537422184Lmao yes. It’s very patrician, keep being you.>>537422704Of course I had to refer to the canon material ;)>>537422753https://files.catbox.moe/fvdlgx.pngThere’s also evidence of their canon bodies on the whiteboards
>>537423976>>537424014damn darkna u fast.
>>537423557What about starwalker and rouxls
>>537423557Noelle is a pred who thinks she's preyKris is prey who thinks they're a pred
>>537423738Israelis are wake
>>537424043oh hi tasquefag i didnt realize you were here
>>537423829hearing tenna say "cumming" over and over with his big booming voice
>>537424247>vaguely racism adjacent comment
>>537423760well i didn't film it because i'm not a sick fuck voyeur but here's a picture of the whole family
>>537423138only snowflakes oppose to being called nazi
>>537423297Fucking in Ralsei's brand new car.
>>537424043>censoring boy with kidDon't watch it.
>>537424207 (me)Linked wrong image, shithttps://files.catbox.moe/36ilto.png
hi anons im actually everyone here. i am super samefaggot
>>537424043His voice is really fucking annoying and ruins it. I don't remember his older videos sounding this bad
My name is Anon and I can't escape the Underrune General
>>537424497>WHOA! IS THAT!? IS THAT A-IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING MERCEDEZ BEEENZ
>>537424617IM BACK IN THE FUCKING GENERAL AGAIN
>>537424502why did it do that, asriel is a boy
A thread with no berdpozzed is a good thread
>>537424598>>537424205there's Dess version at the end, maybe you like it?
>>537421043Now I get why Battat said in the mini game that if the secret behind Mike was revealed, then everyone would want to be Mike. Because Fujo knows about his secret, and she has probably asked to wear the costume at least once so she could play out a fujo fantasy with Tenna. This has made Battat believe that every Pippins wants to fuck Tenna.
>>537423787First of all, i was addressing the trans part of the argument, you moron, i wouldve said something about the jews if it was about them.Second, calling people who dislike trans people nazis is a common thing that twitterfags like to parrot, however, so it IS a fair assumption to make given the present patterns.Just because someone hates trannies it doesnt make them a nazi.
I'm not making every single post with my own hands but I do have incredible telekinetic and psychic powers and I influence your minds and hands to type exactly what I want and post it here. You're all my subjects even if you don't know it.
>>537424783you summoned themretard>>537424858i can confirm im also this anon
>>537424843>>537423787Will you two stop debatelording in the undertale sex thread
giving tenna anorexia
>>537424858why did you make me type up pages of schizo
>>537423557This applies to vore too.Also ralsei is a nice pred.
did no one link the whiteboard again....
>>537424964thisonly post sex here
>>537424858Suddenly I feel like confessing that I've kissed my Tenna dakimakura at least ten times ever since I got him last month!
We’re led to believe that the flower shop is a failing business and Asgore was fired from his job.However, Asgore and his plants are undercover cops. And the plants will latch on to spaces they inspect. Including this house and the bunker.The plants tell Carol and Asgore everything. They are caging Noelle and spying on her. This is an instance where the lines between the dark world and the light world is clopen due to the weird nature of the plants themselves.
>>537424248Prey and pred respectively>>537424283Cool dynamics ngl, but I was mostly talking about irl humans and deer which usually involves the former hunting the latter.
>>537424364Tenna shaking and crying in pleasure after having his cock milked over and over again
Kris supports the lgbT with a big T because the next logical step is being able to declare that he is a goat monster and it being illegal to say he isn't a monster and public health insurance should cover the cost of his medically necessary horn implants and fur insertion surgeries.
>>537422449It's the groomer artstyle. Goatpedos love it.
>fanfiction>theorycrafting>shipping
>>537424307FILTHY [Goy'sNGirls] DID A [[Rate 2/5 Stars On Yelp]] TYPE JOB DOING THE WHOLE [[Hall Of Cost]] THING.WHY DON'T WE DO THAT ANYMORE MY DEAR [Amalek]?
>>537424950Yes you are>>537424996For fun>>537425091Yes we've both done that
>>537424413Noelle didnt lie about weird abominations being born from weird creatures by modifying her game to add weird creatures as mentioned in her blog thingy
>>537424985
>>537425051i think the anon that usually posts the magma, worldoftext, and whiteboard links is asleep rn
>>537424742Because Kris shows up and we can't even DARE to imply Kris is a boy in anyway.
dick from an old TV
>>537425249no iv feed. he'll get fat
>>537425249I look like this btw
>>537424413for those unaware, the game doesnt have sex, it doesn't have eggs either as noelle says cat petterz hasthey just purr at each other in the middle of the room then a heart comes up telling you it's pregnant.
>>537425189what do you expect people to post
I felt like shit all week and did nothing and now today I suddenly want to actually do stuff and feel way better, I don’t get it
>>537425189i ship queen and king
>>537424653AAAAH. Mercedes Benzzz.
>>537425448The eggs thing is just so that toby would be able to write about the egg that left due to happiness
Toby could end the asinine fighting about Kris' gender instantly by just having them wear a skirt in Chapter 5.
>>537413238You know whohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujsacEanWsI&list=RDujsacEanWsI&start_radio=1&ab_channel=daedelweiss
>>537425561TAANK!
>>537425618>kris is scottish
>>537425274ok well here's the whiteboard linkget your asses in there anons we have more tv time to fillhttps://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86396527-2273-5822
>>537425405OHHH MY SEXOOO
>>537425274https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86396527-2273-5822current one
>>537425597>>537425448Eggs are kids.
>>537425039>roaring knight tries to vore torielSorry your analogy doesn't work
>>537424413They're so cute I genuinely teared up I love the wiwisWhat would a Tenna/Battat offspring be in the Light World? A poker/dice game channel? A mini CRT monitor with the frame colored like a D6 die?
>>537425549It's not shipping if it's canon. Queen and King are heavily implies to be romantically involved in some way, same with Tenna and Spamton.
>>537425683More like CAAC lmao gottem!
>>537425549I almost agree
>>537425249reminds me of this kristenna au i found but its Kris in a mental hospital and Tenna is an IV drip/heart monitor
>>537425123about the size of Dad's manor, but he has like 10 times the land - modern feudal lord, has poles. the double Gazebo + sheds and rooftop thing on an angular roof is weird as hell, Toby, never do architecture again. Dad also has shale pathing like that, loved lifting them to unveil an ant colony's birthing room. What tf is this double structure around the front entrance? why are the lower walls wood panelled? 4/10, Toby tried but it shows he isn't an architect.did I channel my autism well /utg/?
>>537425597probably to link with the egg theme so farpets can run away and be gone forever(unless you hack the file) in catz if you dont play with them enough.
>Oh Kris, remember when you planted explosive charges in my basement and tried to blame it on Temmie? Why don't you do that anymore?
>>537425873
I think the jannies fucking rangebanned me so everyone in my town trying to post on /vg/ will be told they're banned because of Tenna spreading misinformation on the current US president.Not american so I didn't know y'all took US politics so seriously. I have no real opinions on the current situation, I just found that pic funny. Anyways, I won't post till I'm unbanned now.sneotenna love
The plants told Asgore Carol was coming over and they told Carol Susie had Dess’ guitar.
>>537425902if tenna was your doctor he would diagnose you with yogurt emergency and prescribe leeches
>>537425597What is that
>Same withLet's not get too delusional now. Its not canon until they say it on screen.
>>537425995what
>>537425627Frick, I pressed space. Let's try again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujsacEanWsI&list=RDujsacEanWsI&start_radio=1&ab_channel=daedelweiss
>>537426125Part of the spamton Sweepstakes thing
>>537425618He could also end it by clarifying what the fuck is up with all the "the girl" allusions. I compiled all of the shitty evidence into one stupid picture and it made me hate that dumb theory even more, but it did convince me that there HAS to be something going on, he's not just going to troll us with the gloves RIGHT?
So an idea /utg/, you open a darkworld in a gun store. Hows it going down and what things become darkners and what others become darkworld equipment?
>>537426116I prescribed him with a yogurt emergency if you know what i mean....wait that doesn't make sense at allCummings inside of and or with tenna
>>537425852one of those shitty tvs they have in the gambling places that shows horse races
The holiday mansion is an architecture abomination and a typical mcmansion. Smug euro superiority.
>>537426331I think a yogurt emergency is what happened in that AO3 comic that got posted yesterday
>>537426460>Smug euro superiority.based
>>537426297The darkners would have "planet buster" tier abilities which is just the dark world equivalent of someone shooting you three times in the chest until you die
>>537426297>a dark world where metric existsunfathomable.
>>537425618>Kris finally wears a skirt>it's the chapter where Asgore takes Kris to mosque
>>537425189Fanfiction can be good if it's handled well, not written by someone who can't spell, and for the love of god has a proofreader to catch errors.
>>537426280I think people are overthinking too much. There's just two girls, Susie and Noelle, one in the Normal Route, one in the Weird route. As long as it's not explicitly written in the prophecy, it doesn't have to happen, like Susie necessarily wearing the ribbons or holding a sword.
>>537424838Fujo might want to say she wants that but once she sees Tenna's monster cock up close she'll get very scared and backs off, and Battat saves her by wearing the Mike costume inside and taking it. This will be major character development for her as she realizes that there's a line between reality and fantasy, and in reality she only wants Battat despite liking Spamtenna.
>>537426280the girl can just be a video game archetype
>>537426297How about a sex shop darkworld?
>>537426161Banned for "off topic" because ofhttps://x.com/k0rnramblezz/status/1961807260969042349
>>537426890>Unwanted used pocket puss schizo boss...
>>537426280I really don't think the gloves would be a "troll" if they didn't lead to anything concrete about Kris' gender. Kris can just have dainty hands regardless of gender.
>>537426280Explain the gloves for me again please
>>537403217I am not gay. However
>>537426890kinotempted to post my sex toys but i don't wanna get banned
>>537426967i like 1 and 3
I realized something today. Mettaton is canonically a cowboy. He was a livestock rancher (for snails).
>>537426890>Long Jerry has appeared!>A-Sus, B-Sus, C-Sus and D-sus has appeared!>Beekini has appeared!>"Magic" "Wand"
>>537426967Sexual spamton birth...
>>537426476the what
I miss Frisk. Love this precious little twerp.
>>537427194Mettaton is gonna fuck our mom too
>>537427194>Snail rancher. >"I'm a snail boy baybay!"
>>537426280My guess about the princess bow is that that the gloves supposed to be for Kris’ ownership of “The girl”.Like how the girl is supposed to hold (one-handed) Kris’ sword.
>>537426890>>537427226>Bounce blade+>*It smells funny, reminds you of something in Toriel's sock drawer
>>537427461what if he just has dainty hands
>>537427348Pretty sure Mettaton is very fucking gay. Bro wants MEN in his man pussy. Well, I say men, but I'm specifically referring to Burgerpants, so...
Kris' current sex toys:SpamtonTennapossibly Jevil
>>537427461what if they're dess type gloves and that's why noelle won't wear them
>>537425618Nowadays a boy wearing a skirt in media doesn't mean shit. He'd literally have to pull a Professor Oak if he doesn't want it to fall on deaf ears but I doubt he's going to cross that line and keep everything vague so his homo obsessed fans don't have a meltdown and call him a traitor.
(un?)popular opinion: I think Kris with male secondary sex characteristics (body hair/deeper voice) is just as hot as them with female secondary sex characteristics (big tits/ass). I NEED more masc Kris representation.
>>537427610Daintier hands than gay ass Ral?
>>537427698anons will mever let go of their fanfic about toby hating genderqueees while playing his genderqueer game
>>537427761sure why not
>>537427690I also thought of that since Dess would be Asriel’s princess.
I really dislike how much mpreg spamtenna there is
I LOVE MENHERAS!
>>537427348>mettaton instead of sansis this a downgrade? an upgrade? >>537427630bro wants yellow lizards on his dick, so whatever he is it's not gay
I really dislike spamtenna
>>537427837pipis were of great consequence
>>537427134starts with ''A'' and ends in ''S'' told me that you did that LMAO. >>537427226>>537427540''how did a goat create a fishy smell?...''
I really like how much mpreg spamtenna there is
>>537427837It’s canon if it’s Spamton laying the eggs.
i like that theres a lot of fanart of tenna pressing down on preggo spamtons belly
>>537427837I dislike how much mpreg spamtenna there is without being accompanied by mpregnancy- related weight gain and obesity
>>537427968teehee :3
>>537427987I don't like seeing Spamton pregnant but I'm ok with preggo Tenna
>>537427995nice, abortion
>>537427912There's no indication that Mettaton is attracted to Alphys. They're friends, sure, but not like that. Hell, there's that one bit where he talks shit about her by calling her a bad person.
If you were a Undertale ghost why wouldn't you just possess Toriel or Undyne or QCs dildo?
>>537428137My favorite Menhera TV...
>>537427830Asriel doesn't matter
>>537428128>There's no indication that Mettaton is attracted to Alphys.it's in the alarm clock dialoguethe entire fandom ignored it, so hopefully toby will take the hint
>>537427540Trying to equip it to the fun gang:>susie: hell yeah! ...huh? Weapon?>ralsei: K-Kris! You really want me to... peg?Actually equips it:>noelle: (It's purple...)
>>537428132This is why we sealed the monsters
>>537427075Princess Ribbon. Comes with gloves. They don't fit Susie or Ralsei. Naturally one would assume that they don't fit Kris either. Cue unused flavor text from Noelle, the traitor, saying: "Kris, you can wear the gloves!" This is in the chapter where we learn that Susie, the girl, was supposed to wear ribbons. If it wasn't for Noelle's reaction, you can brush off the girl using a sword, love finding the girl with the heart graphic and Kris having the soul, Susie at first thinking Kris has the pen of hope, hope that shines and keeps shelter from the dark, crossed on her heart, and the SOUL inside Kris happens to shine in that same chapter, etc. Like it would've been weird but Susie's already defying the prophecy and Noelle's the sensible second choice. But that flavor text fucks everything up, even if Kris actually being the girl doesn't make sense either. Surely there exist better ways to make a joke about baby hands.
https://files.catbox.moe/vhuwou.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/3szfip.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/eb3ii4.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/w7tuvz.png
>>537427837Most of Spamtenna "mpreg" isn't mpreg, but oviposition or egg laying, which is different. Oviposition is basically just using something to incubate the eggs (that could be laid solo too), which techincally Tenna is perfect for because he's warm and has a safe core. Meanwhile Spamton laying Pipis by himself is just something he does by himself.
>>537427912I do not care about crap Toby put in the 12th re-release of Undertale. MTT would never touch Alphys trash pussy
>>537428325Yes he does. Dess dissapeared right after Toriel found out what Dess did with Asriel.
>>537427698I'm surprised nobody's drawn Jongler letting Battat and Pluey hang off his arms like picrel.
>>537427134I know you have at least 3.
>>537428343isn't mettaton reading something here
>>537428490i really hate how weird porn has ruined normal animal facts like that for me
>>537428226That image reminded me of this meme.
>>537428591>anon has outdated informationgrim
>>537428057Tugging on cableage can cause conductor rupture and disrupt flow/break the cable.be careful with your cables.
>>537428343I still don’t get why people ever thought he was gay.
>>537428576I enjoy blue tongue (skink) Susie.
>>537428739skin tight clothes and moaning and calling everyone darling
>>537427630The fuck do you even get that idea? Isn't he a robot? Isn't he drowning in women in the Mettaton ending?>>537427793I don't care what he thinks. Don't tell normal people that aren't part of the cult to bend over to those freaks. You know, like a good game.
>>537428698technically Tasque's ''whip'' is a flail, that thing would do fatal damage if she was more serious on you. The only other electrical flail I know is the scorpion flail from Ratchet gladiator and that thing is a menace.
>>537428389Anon... Susie, Noelle, and Ralsei have paws and claws. The princess gloves are meant for a human is all that means. The Girl was supposed to be a human (Dess)
>>537401978i dont gen, but i still dont feel like draeing shit regardless, sometimes i see Doe, like this Gen Slop pic, and i have a small spark of joy, but then i realize that i fucking hate sitting down and draw
>>537428943The gloves are for the vessel
>>537428739He called Toby sexy
>>537421043UUUOOOOGGGHHH Imagine Fattat's weight pressing you down as he fucks youdelicis food
>>537428943I want to say I don’t believe in Human Dess because people go “But she has to be a monster because she’s one in undertale” but last night I realized I don’t care. Susie is called Suzy in Undertale anyways, so things can change, even slightly.Plus I think this image is cute.
>>537427698I want to hold small Mike and breastfeed his fatass
>>537428698Ok, how many and how often do they come out to play?
a kris is born in the land of the rising sun
>>537429081Not my vessel. That bald BOY was gonna be great than he was taken from me.
>>537428343Alarm Clock is irrelevant. It has the cat robot that the fanbase thinks is a troon in it. The one that is not in my game.
>>537428343That fucking alarm clock again. Why is everyone horny for this nerdy lizard?
>>537406752i dont know i'd breed her
>>537429175Dess didn't exist in Undertale. The alarm clock retcon isn't just a retcon, it's a dimensional hijacking
>>537428943Maybe Dess almost looks human. Like how Susie almost looks like a monster.
>>537429238>thinly veiled dossieranon postbut sure i'll bite, i have around 10 of them.
>>537429240why is it naked?
>>537427897Is needy streamer overload an actually good enjoyable game or is it solely something one plays to see the girl be mentally ill
>>537422217No, I don’t know who that is
Fave reads r/short to feel better about their average height
How to make Ralsie a better character. Give him huge fucking knockers(not actually breasts but just a big chest floof)
The Knight IS the Undertale alarm clock. The roar is its alarm. It can kill Darkners because alarms wake you abruptly from a dream.
>>537429465I'm not him.>around 10Nice!
>>537429564Fave is very tall though and has body dysmorphia
>>537406693The reality is both chapters were almost unanimously very well received by those who played.
>>537421043I gotta know, are you in art school?
>the two most conventionally hot characters want to fuck this creature
>>537406752Doesn't matter. The ship is vomit-inducing anyway. Don't indulge it.
>>537429361blessed weir route enthusiast.
>>537428343mettaton x alphys gets me very hot and bothered but there's basically no art of italphys using mettaton as a sex robot...
>>537428490
>>537429651What do tall people who wish they were shorter feel like? there's nothing they can do...
>>537429364The original basis for Human Dess Theory is her being mentioned ingame in Undertale
Mettalphys is the primordial Spamtenna
>>537428634the first part? iirc he's talking to mew mew about how she got cucked>>537429306alphys would be a good step mom for kris.
>>537428943As far as we know, Noelle has humanoid hands (but I guess they could just be bigger than Kris's). But let's assume the girl was supposed to be human (even though presented as a monster in Ralsei's version)... Doesn't it then seem odd that the human is in "the cage with human soul and parts" role and not the role for the actual human? It just makes things worse.
>>537429535no one is ever born with clothes
>>537430051yeah but aren't you american?
>>537429915this is kind of hot
>>537406752I imagine she'd get a kick out of it. Either that or she'd begrudgingly let her indulge in her fantasies every now and then, perhaps based on how many chores Noelle does around the house.
>>537429542If you like Deltarune(which is like a Denpa game if you think about it) you'll like NSO and other Denpa games like Milk Inside/Outside a bag and YOU and ME and HER.
>>53742924010/10 would rub against my cheek
>>537429910Friends with benefits, maybe?
>>537419415i will make porn of this as a good utg artist should
>>537429915This reminds me of that time when I hadn't cleaned my PC or my house in a long time, and when I opened the case there was spider web with full clutch inside
>>537429779Mettaton's only hot because she made him so. Maybe as a ghost, he is even uglier and sweatier than she is.
>>537429918It sucks ass I just want my back pain to go away
>>537430241Muffet laying eggs inside Queen...
>>537422867I couldn't have guessed. I live with Jews, and none of them have anything nice to say about the homo shit. Don't look at the heretics and apostates and confuse them for Jews.
>>537430220I would be honored.
>>537430312Basically, Jews are scapegoats of annoying fallen angels I really want to choke.
>>537430251Fat sweaty bastard ghost Mettaton should happen in DR so he can tagteam Tenna with Spamton
This is the first Noelle art where I can say: the snout is too long
>>537427134>>537428878aight fuck it, here's one of my toys pictured. (not an irl image)https://files.catbox.moe/9grevt.jpg
>>537430567Aw hell naw git outta here you rocko's modern lvin'-looking ass.
>>537430567cute
>>537430312Ask them what they think of the goyim in general next time.
>>537430642I thought she looked like Gromit more
>>537429958Which makes no sense because Asgore would have to have killed his best friend's adopted daughter if true. If not him, than word would have made it to Undyne and she would march over and do it. We've only have slight name spelling changes for some characters between UT and DR, a whole race change for q parallel is a stretch. >But Asgore wouldn't sell out Rudy's daughter out of respectThat man literally doesn't want to kill anyone but dose because its what is expected of him to keep hope alive in the underground, it would stay a secret but it wouldn't stay a secret forever. This man also kills himself and dumps his responsibilities onto a child if Flowey doesn't kill him.
Cockroaches frequently invade electronics because they love the warmth, isolation, and darkness that the technology provides. Roaches also like to live inside electronics because it gives them a safe place to lay their eggs. They don’t discriminate between old and new electronics since every type provides them with an ample amount of space to scurry around.Roaches often break the electronics they invade by moving around too much. They short out the electronics after a lot of egg-laying and running. German cockroaches are the usual suspects of this issue since they love the warmth of electronics, especially TVs, radios, and laptops. As the roaches pass away inside the electronics from old age or starvation, the bodies of dead roaches corrode the circuit boards and create lasting damage.
>>537430620Bro folded under absolutely zero pressure *wilting rose emoji*
>>537430213its hard to find them erotically charged bcs mettaton does read so gay ..but I want to..so i can self insert as alphys i guess. but I just dont think mettaton would find her hot or attractive, hes really AAP. and im not into orientationplay
Spamton NEO x Tenna is so hot(if you pretend Spamton is taller) because Tenna is used to being the stronger and taller one who could've easily overpowered his partner if something went wrong but he can't do that anymore.
>>537430851damnwhy didn't i think of that?
>>537430867imagine if your god poured cockroaches in your organs and filmed it for 'you tube' likes
>>537430150no
>>537430915>foldedWell he isn't straight.
>>537430760That's different. That has nothing to do with affirming mental illnesses.You use us as scapegoats for things that we hate just as much as you hate them, and it doesn't make any sense.
>>537430915no bully
>>537430971bends over seductively to pick up my dropped image
>>537421043is it bad that the first thing i thought seeing this was how cute of a couple they are?nice work anon your fujo is just so adorable!!
>>537429564>comforts fave that even if short she's still the cutest and most wonderful human
>>537431205mettaton/undyne is pure kino but there is none of it
>>537420557NTA and this is gonna be mega cringe but if you wanna add more stuff to your fic: basically, imagine one of those womanlet femanons wearing a black long sleeve, beige cargo pants, tall brown combat boots and one of those medieval helmets (pictured). Weapon of choice being a war hammer but more based on reality, it looks similar picrel.I hope it helps?God I'm so fucking cringe, but I am free,
Does she know it’s behind her?
do you guys actually want to fuck pippins or is it just a board memeim a total degenerate and those things inspire 0 lust
>>537427301Love me wifey.
>>537428343>>537429910based, it's basically like ending up with undyne, but straight
>>537431161That's not what your prostate said.
>>537431357Female dwarf….
>>537431396Women want them. It's a girl thing. Don't leave your game dice out at a deltarune fujo's house. You will get them back smelling funny and damp
>>537431360at least she won't try and swing a sword at you
>>537431290...behind Frisk on the left.
Dess is the Asia Argento of furries
>>537431335wow thank you for opening my eyes...that is a lot hotter. thinking many thoughts I think because undyne is fiestier so its a little less desperate and sad than alphys. and mettaton would enjoy the challenge.also alphys is very cute and a great character but she is too short and fat for me to find sexually appealing. like a little grandma or a dog or something.
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>537427301Love my best vessel. China's strongest super soldier who can solo an underground civilization.
>>537431396i thought they were merely cute when i saw them in ch 1 then in ch 3 they were jackass gambling addicts and it made me horny
>>537431357Nice. I'd lend you my falcon
>>537431396I actively disliked the Pippins as I went through Chapter 3. Now I want to fuck them. I don’t have an explanation or an excuse.
>>537431981sleep well fren
>>537431981Gote night! I will also be turning in soon.
>>537431081oh, then you get to talk shit as much as you want.don't let me stop you.
>>537431396I genuinely like them, the design with possible long rubber gloves is sexy and also they have the type of genderfuckery going on I can appreciate because they are actually very androgynous and not just effeminate boys with they/them pronouns. Their dialogue also implies that they like to be handled rough which makes them sexier.
>>537431396I've seen several korean/japanese artist draw lewd images of them so it's not a meme. kogekoge_shoudo and F_T_ura on Twitter draw them quite frequently.
>>537432183its that anon running the thread. he did this to you.
Why does the story bend over backwards for Kris and Susie while I get shit?
>>537431396i thought they were weird looking in chapter 1 but chapter 3 sold me on them. They're just little retards and battat (and fujo) made me like them even more
>>537431631im a woman and I dont get it at all. very unappealing proportions and ugly autistic looking faces and boring outfits. I think its a board meme and you all brainwashed each other
>>537431631i'm a woman and id let this thing hump my leg
>>537432571why do women like faggotry so much?is it just men (their personal interest) performing acts of sex that are not on them and thus provide no source of danger to them?
>>537432671>i'm a womanhope you recover soon
>>537431979and alphys wouldn't even be mad about it, she'd just secretly watch through her cameras
>>537432373Because the first hero is the cage WITH human SOUL and parts, not the SOUL in a cage of human parts. Kris is the hero and we're not. We're a tool for the cage to use it it's quest, Kris needs us weather they like it or not. We need to break away from our cage and seek true freedom to change the prophecy.
>>537432712why are men obsessed with fujos?
>>537433045they are nooticing
>>537432712seeing men fucking other men activates my neurons
>>537431396I actually really want to fuck them. Especially the green one. They're very cute and that makes them erotic.
>>537433045fujofaggotry in itself is an obsession and i am curous what drives women to be this beat-worthy.ninnies could be out there having the real deal, but they's be watching gay shit on they phone.
>>537432959But Kris isn't a hero. Not even a little bit. He's a traitorous cockroach who hates life so much that he wants to kill as many as he can before he ropes himself.Why waste the player's time if Kris can just do everything himself, anyway?
>>537432712im actually not much of a fujo im a yurifag typically but yes. women like to watch themselves be desired and making it two men avoids a lot of the women are subhuman/rape aspects of hetero sexuality and also not comparing yourself to the female lead who fujos hate bcs women hate other women most of all
>>537432712>why do women like seeing men in sexual scenarios? it's a mystery.
>>537433219truly this gen is the gay shit on all our phones
>>537432281I wish mastermind anon didn’t give a bunch of new weird fetishes via the thread and 3/4 release. I want to be normal
>>537428343none of this suggests mettaton is attracted to alphys.
>>537433219because men are incredibly lame sexually unless it's a scenario where a straight male is being forced to be gay. DUH
>>537431396I am 100% serious when I say I wanna fuck them
>>537431483he's into that.
>>537433481is that a mizzle baby?
>>537432238lol
>>537433256>i am not a fag>i am just a homosexualwhat makes one feel desired in a sexual constellation that SPECIFICALLY and STRICTLY BY THE VERY DESIGN OF THE THING ITSELF does not involve you but involves you watching two dudes (two hot bros in a bath tub sitting five feet apart) and that they/them tumblr ninny schlicking her rotten brown minge to that?am i fucking missing something?!
>>537433565perhaps i am :3
>>537432712I'm a very weak fujo but for me it doesn't really matter if its fujoshit, yurishit or hetshit. I just like seeing two characters I pair together in romantic or sexual scenarios. My yume side is waaaaaay more stronger than my fujo impulses.
my real question is why would anyone be confused at women who want to fuck a character in business attire, it's like the pantyhose of men
>>537420791https://www.tumblr.com/vert00xSorry for the late reply. This guy's stuff is really good and underappreciated
I am genuinely sick of the “transfem ralsei” headcanon. I hate even bringing it up, especially here, but goddamn dude there are some people who just CANNOT not bring it up in every convo they have of deltarune.I even saw a person saying that it was weird for them to use he/him for ralsei now and they preferred she/her and it’s like goddamnit dude.It’s kind of fucked up to see people take the character that’s trying to figure out who they are and what they do and don’t like and basically decide for them, treating them like a toy. Finding out who you are doesn’t fucking mean you have to be trans.I hate writing this post since it’ll probably cause some stupid bullshit but man I am fucking sick of it. It also doesn’t really matter because it’s a fictional character, but it’s annoying to see people take their headcanon this far to the point they can’t even refer to the character WITH THE PRONOUNS THEY ACTUALLY USE.
>>537431396It'd be really fucked up if it was a meme for everyone else and I was the only one who actually wanted to fuck the dice this whole time
>>537432712It's just the inverse of men liking lesbian porn, it's really not that deep
>>537433663Yes
>>537431631survey proves that pippins love is just a couple autistic "fem"anons and there are more fempedos they just dont spam it here
Toby Fox is a coward if he doesn't let me kill Kris later.
>>537433548I mean, i guess i am getting what you're getting at, because i oddly thought the weird route was uncomfortable but hot as shit.i think the term is "orientation play"but i am still puzzled by how women like to play the gay cuck chair game.
How could you say no to these
>>537433916have you tried blocking people who post things you don't like instead of letting headcanons you don't like consume your mind and bother you all the timeit does wonders
>>537433960awi like the fankids>>537434030please no 'you can't goon to off model pippins', i can't survive the 'draw spamton on model' discourse as it is.
>>537434030Too skinny
>>537433951i always thought lesbian-shit was weird as shit.i feel no sense of joy seeing two lesboids jamming hams.gay shit remains gay shit to me, but i guess i understand the concept better even if i still want that shit DELENDA EST'd
>>537433885wow his stuff is absolutely beautiful. deltarune makes for the best figures ever, its a shame self made ones are so hard to find. only 50 notes on some of these? crazy
>>537433916>“transfem ralsei” headcanon.I did not know that was a thing until you brought it up. Anon, are you just mad that you want to fuck Ralsei in his fluffy goat pussy?
>>537433960>Lil Spritzle
>>537432876>and you realize, all to soon... that YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH! And maybe there was a jerk-off called the angel after all, but you didn't acknowledge its existence because you knew deep inside you were really what you feared you were. Weak and passive and ultimately broken by the ones who were made the fittest. and through your weaknesses you built up a poison. That poisoned others around you. That you love.
>>537431161we've all seen your nasty fat ass don't pretend you have shame now.
>>537433979you're talking about irl sex scenarios and i'm not, this is where your lack of understanding is coming from. your question boils down to "why doe any human look at porn instead of fucking another human". why do men look at lesbian wrestling vids, why does your mom watch blacked shit, why did that republican politician like mommy sister porn on twitter back when likes were public, why does fujopippins look at fat battat porn, all of these questions sound the same to me. you're also posting on cooldown and pressing enter twice which i find very homosexual
>>537433916tell them ralsei is a transmasculine gnc boy and they're erasing him.
>>537434330didn't ask
>>537433916I hate it too anon. It's just another case of people either ignoring Ralsei or headcanoning him to hell and back for some reason.
Kris molesting pathetic men
>>537434030Nothing about them look particularly attractive to me. Maybe its because their heads are just shapes. I don't know if I'd have a change of heart if their heads were objects instead because how I feel about Tenna is related to how he is as a character and not so much his appearance, though human Tenna drawings give me the major ICK and I hate seeing them. I'd probably like seeing human Pippins but they'd lose what makes them unique.
>>537434182> instead of letting headcanons you don't like consume your mindSee the thing is I did ignore it. The issue now is when I see someone else bring something up and then suddenly read “well this can’t happen because ralsei is transfem” and it makes me fucking groanIt doesn’t bother me all the time, it’s that it’s really annoying and weird to see how far people are taking it and almost acting like it’s canonAlso I’m allowed to complain about stuff
>>537434320 (me)*TOO soon
>>537433916It's just a headcanon nigga it's not gonna happen. If Toby took his fandom's insanity seriously we'd have on screen Spamtenna egg laying sex. You have to learn how to filter the stupid people
I am NOT cleaning up any more FAVE PUKE today.THIS IS YOUR MESS FAVE.YOU CLEAN THIS UP.
let's see... *rifles through the pile* we got a fujofattat harvest today...*throws out genderbait and avatarshit* now for some spamtennas...some fat spamtennas...oooh come to papa you greasy juicy morsels...
>>537433916>it's another episode of "anon is on the 16 year old side of twitter and is surrounded by posts we will never see until he brings it to us and makes it our problem" episode
>>537433882>it's like the pantyhose of menFucking kekprecisely
>>537433508i hope so too, it's not too late for toby to repentalthough his noticing her 'incredibly small knee' implies he has a thing for shortstacks, which is fun
>>537433882The sight of a man's ass in business slacks makes me behave in a way most peculiar
>>537433916I've literally never seen it, but it sounds fucking awesome that people are just calling Ralsei she/her
>>537434265Yeah, it's a shame he isn't more recognized.
>>537433882So what happens when a woman is wearing a business attire?
i LOVE spamtenna!
>>537434992good things
>>537434030Dice exist so I can fuck them.
>>537434597>>537434658Yes but it’s annoying to see it almost hijack an interesting discussion, especially because it’s Ralsei out of everyone. I feel like you people assume I’m stamping my feet and pissing and shitting my pants, but I’m more mildly annoyed.Hell, I was someone going “Ralsei being ftm so he was the ‘prince’ for the prophecy would be interesting” back in chapter 2, but now I feel mildly embarrassed because of the mass transfem stuff.
>>537434992fujo pippins
i hope you've been buying a nice pouch for your pippins instead of leaving them in the cold
>>537434841
>>537434992Women in business attire are REALLY pretty but only lesbians and bisexual women would agree with men about wanting to fuck them for that reason
>>537433968>I missed the characterfag surveyWhere can I see the results. I wanna see who’s still hanging on almost 3 months out
>>537434992sexo
>tfw you will never be noelle and give catti tummy rubs while you watch movies togetherWhy even live?
>>537435032me too!
For me it's fat men in business attire testing the limits of their suspenders and slacks
>>537434535unf.
>>537434497i did
>>537434992Mucho sexo
>>537432892mettaton undyne sex battle...who cums first?
>>537435229i keep mine all in a jar together and imagine they're having a big orgy in there
i like tv!
>>537435243>only lesbians and bisexual women would agree with men about wanting to fuck them for that reasonWho the fuck else would agree man, lesbians, bisexuals and men make up pretty much the entirety of people who find women sexually attractive
>>537435136Look man take from me as somebody who loves Ralsei and hates this awful headcanon:You're either underage (and you shouldn't be here) or you're getting way too much heat out of some reddit discussion you've been part of and should consider none of that actually matters, literally just stop talking to those people, if you see that and you hate it just ignore it or claim "well that's just your headcanon bro" and move on.
>>537435424stop asking about my ass
>>537435274>>537435339>tenna w/ tits>tittenna
>>537435406didn't think you'd be into that, have you finally come out?
>>537408292Kris and Noelle
>>537435516Women are naturally a bit gay around each other until one side catches feelings and the straight one decides to step back and turn the gay one down
>>537435582Spamton didn't call him [Boobtube] for no reaosn
>>537434709tfw mettaton will never lay his head on your incredibly small knee....
>>537435136why would ralsei have to be ftm, why couldn't he be a genderless shadow monster that decided to be male for the prince prophecy
>>537435598the last few months made me feel a little less human and i feel plenty pathetic.not that i specifically like to be humiliated or that gay mental shit.but shit's been rough. real rough.and seeing love, happiness.kinda hurts.
Mettaton fingering Alphys's knee fat and cankles with his robohands...unf
>>537434580literally who is doing thisi've definitely scrolled pasts posts by people who headcanon ralsei as transfem in my lifetime but what on earth side of twitter are you on that it's taking over every discussion
Why do some people here question every fetish and sexual interest as if they were a cosmic mystery to be solved? Things are just hot sometimes and that's all there is to it
>>537432712Before 2015 men used to really like lesbians until we massively changed the definition of cuckoldry.
Mettaton canonically finding Alphys attractive implies he'd find Spamton attractive. Spamettatenna with a Spamrouxlstenna interlude is endgame.
>>537435720that seems more likelywe've never actually had a ftm in undertale, only nonbinary creatures becoming male or female
Its impossible for me to question people about their fetishes when I put every single one I dislike in my word filters
>>537435873it's a fetish for some anons, someone pointed out it might be a male anon who wants to be a girl and is interested in female thought processes
Kris riding Tenna just to finish and then go molest Spamton
>>537435032i liked voiceanons rendition of this comic
>>537435970Spamettatenna sounds like a gen 9 third evolution Pokemon
>>537433916If you think that's bad wait till you see the people who she/her Toby Fox.
>>537435873I think it's fun when they do that because I like hearing people explain why a certain thing interests them in that way.I also like getting to explain it myself if someone asks about something that I'm into.
>>537436216wait he voiced this one? damn i missed it
>>537436145>Kris being a whoreThis is why Tenna is going to kidnap Kris and lock him up forever.
>>537435779you sound like a middle schooler posting sad bart simpson edits on instagram
>>537435970does spamton have fat tits>>537436234surely you mean andrew hussie
>>537436005what fetishes are all in your word filters anon
>>537435941to me there is two versions to it.>a person in a committed relationship unwitingly with a unfaithful partner>a person KNOWINGLY letting them have sexual encounters with othersextra points if that person likes to feel inferior to the people that the partner in question engages with.it's all about romantic and sexual possession/control.so yeah, you can practically lose people that you are not in a sexual relationship with in a way that could be considered "cuckoldry".
>>537436320https://vocaroo.com/1dmzavervpfMfound it. i saved all of his spamtennas
Yaoi is just infinitely better than hetshit in every single way, why would any sane woman look at the very uninteresting hetshit when yaoi exists? The same applies to yuri
>>537435941Yurifags were always a minority.
>>537436527my issue is that people believe it's cuckholdry to watch porn, a sexual act that involves people who don't even know who you are. you have no romantic or sexual relationship to the people on your screen, or even a drawing, so how the FUCK is it cuckholdry
>>537435779>but shit's been rough. real rough.>and seeing love, happiness.>kinda hurts.You typed this about an image of Kris licking Spamton.
>>537436223I’m not a furry but I’m really into Sphinx Tenna, to the point I now save art more of him as a fat creature than his normal form. He’s just so cute and huggable and I also love it when artists give a him a litter and mammaries.
>>537436493(You), of course!
>>537436391y'know, i really regret having said anything to a person this fucking retarded.i cannot put it to words how miserable i am.
>>537435970Mettaton because he has only had that body like a year at most and kind of doesn't know what he's doing
>>537436598the yuri is added as an afterthought because you know its not true
>>537436598it's very hard for me to ship something straight....the exception in this fandom being battatfujo
>>537436598Have you ever considered that you might be gay, anon?
no more imagesnow what
>>537436598I don't think I have any straight ships. People being homo together is so much more interesting to me
>>537436807i'd post a happy sooz but we hit img limitdon't let it get to you anons are bored
BAKERSSSS
>>537436683>you have no romantic or sexual relationship to the people on your screen*sad burgerpants face*
>>537436683>so how the FUCK is it cuckholdryMental illness, pure and unfiltered mental illness. Everything is cuckshit nowadays if you haven't noticed. It's like there was some weird brainwashing going on before the beginning of this decade, everything became cuckshit all of a sudden.
>>537436695on /vg/ of all places.where pedophiles, gay people and retarded yurifags roam!someone think of the children!>>537436683yeah that's fucking retarded.i mean depends.is your significant other in that medium of porn and are you amiss in any penetrative role in said medium?then it'd be!
>>537436967erp tv timesexual emoticons 8>[:^)]
>>537436967Now we make text faces 8>[^3]
Can I bake?
>>537436598It’s an unfortunate truth a lot of m/f ships lack the “schizo sauce” for lack of a better phrase that make the M/M and F/F stuff enticing
>>537436734I think at this point being a furry would be more acceptable
>>537436324Tenna doesn't have the backbone to tell Kris no, epecially if Kris molests him again
make the new bread NOW or else!or else i will make a porn OP (i won't)
>>537436807maybe you would get more sympathy if you hadn't spent so much time mocking and being antagonistic to people in here?
>>5374371048>[ ^0] 8==(=( @ > @tenna fucking spamton up the ass
someone make it or we're getting a pedoshit op
Imagine riding Tenna's cock and you start sucking on his antennae and he starts moaning hard and almost immediately cums inside you but you were supposed to pull out first because you're not on birth control but he just couldn't help himself.
I'M BAKING NO ONE DO SHIT
>>537436598you have a fetish for homosexual men, it's that simple. you're also a woman.
>>537430620bump
>>537437225You could have just threatened to make a feet image OP or some other fetish themed one. This would either make someone cook one fast or do the fetish OP idea.
>>537437295ow my eye(cums)
>>537436837It is true, yuri is also much better, I get very invested in yuri ships
>>537437168That's because gay people are all a little crazy (in an entertaining way) but no one wants to say that
>>537437324I will bakeTWObreads
>>537437168honestly i feel this way about a lot of boring ass yuri shipsi think the real secret sauce is that its not canon
THE PROPHECY FORTELLS...2 BREADS WILL BE BAKED...
>>537437260{8)^ top view of naked erect fat tenna
>>537436598does anyone else think that krusie is yaoi-esque or is it just me? in general, is krusie het, or yuri anyways. i mean vibes based not kris gender based. it gives me yaoi vibes.
180 seconds NO ONE DO SHIT
I love TV!>[^)]{=<
>>537437474*4 breads. Fixed that for you.
>>537437436nigga this fandom infested with scores of tiktok gay teens who all think and act exactly the same>>537437524krusie yuri
I demand the bread NOW
>>537437260oo[>] (( tenna looking at kris ass(implied)
i will alsobakei am the originalbreadwalker
>>537437624this is a cute tenner
>>537437548I'M SHITTING! IT'S COMING OUUUUUUUT!!!
>>5374374898£8>8} <- top view of fat naked erect spamton with big butt and boobs
don't forget iti'm with you in the new bread op
I really don't see the difference between the orientation of pairings and how interesting or boring they are because of it. It just makes me think strictly gay shippers hold some sort of animosity towards straights for being the default/most catered to pairing dynamic or some dumb shit like that. A pairing is only boring if it has no real substance to it.
I'm a straight man. I find gay ships entertaining and lesbian ships I jerk off to.
>>537437524Krusie is yaoi in the sense it's written if the best bros in a shonen anime were shipped together.
>>537437709oo[>]not a tenner a half pence at mostcaptcha: h0rnh which is what tenna makes me
I HAVE THE BUTTER READY FOR
The original UT text face is ]:) it's Toriel.
>>537437734zamn!!
>>537437919>>537437919>>537437919GO
my toddler came out as skibidi spamtenna or something
>>537436598the only het ship i liked in UTDR was soriel and now people hate it and have to defend themselves when they post it
>>537437524Yes you are basically recreating multiple tumblr posts.
>>537437241all truths i have said were distorted and used against me in some retarded "gotcha!" shit.take any hot take these fuckers think they have on me and i can tell you exactly where they are wrong.you don't handle the truth, because i am a good person and sometimes too good.you just don't like how i laugh at gay people and pedophiles that exploit the vulnerable.sorry, that i was raised to be an upstanding person that values truth over your retarded feelings if your "feelings" ends up being treating some people's access to children is a human right.don't you fucking lecture me, you scumbag.
>>537438198I was thinking specifically about the times you insulted people just sharing their art, but the way you're talking right now is coming across as some kind of manic episode
>>537425123>Carol holiday is so rich that she could commission an artist to design her house to stand out from everyone else.Even the trees and plants are imported!
>>537435991I want to spray this trans kitty full of my genetic material, i'm pansexual so if there's a hole, there's a way.
>>537438198>schizo accusations against other anons for no reasonyeah you sure are a good person. the best of people.
>>537436598You're a degenerate. Stop ruining my entertainment.
>>537430567Why do people even draw her with a long snout when her sprite shows she has a really short one, almost like a pug
>>537444585BECAUSE FURRIES
>>537417791Spamtong would eat this
