Previous: >>537455376>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Narita Brian (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race8/28 - 9/10: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR)Next Rate Up: K.S. Miracle (Alt 3*), Hishi Miracle (Alt 3*), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift>Free 10 rolls for 10 days>Limited missions & shop items>Trainer's Note release9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>>537472243he cute
Come back to RI, Doctor. I'm waiting for you.
What are some good umamusume tanuki yt channels?Been watching this guy's stuff, it's pretty comfyhttps://www.youtube.com/@Syonboli_Tanuki
>Still have almost two months to save for her.Feels good to roll with my dick.Sein chud? Summer hag? Who's that?
Teio is so portable and sexy
I'm so glad the banners I want to roll on are further out than expected
>op timeline already fixedwow fast. how far was the original timeline off by the way?
Be nice to Teio
Stop posting armpits I have to jerk off again.
Did you enjoy your Sunday?
>>537472386I am still waiting for my shipping charges to drop so I can buy her.
>>537472306NopeCheck the timelineJPs were exactly one month apart. We had Taurus on the 17th and we're getting Gemini on the 7th
The next CM is Gemini?That'll be rough!Hopefully it won't Taurus to Pisces!
Help I'm retarded. How do I get an A rating?
Bwos the Reddit is really mad that Gemini is starting so soon. This accelerated schedule will kill the game...
>>537472516Teiorotic
How to fix Narita Top Road's design with one simple change.
Digitan LOVE
>>537472665more statsmore racesmore gold skills
September's Release Schedule
>>537472712YUCKJANNIES
>>537472662T__T
>>537472753manhattan so far away
>>537472662Good one anon
>>537472516me lon
>>537472712RUINED
>>537472748Do gold skills contribute to the rank more than blue? And if I do more races then I have less turns to train or rest.. should I use a Tazuna card?
>>537472665get over 300 in guts and wit so it stops being purple, low score there is weighted heavyli and pulls the overall rating down, couple points there low are worth extra
When CMs get discontinued there will be an exclusive title for people who won every CM, you will get that title and not brick your account right?
DO NOT WATCH/LISTEN WITGOD
>>537472712She looks like a different uma.
>shouldn't get the summer banner til mid to late october since we gotta clear Mejiros banner and Vodka/Nishinoactually more merciful than I anticipated
>>537472950NahI'd brick
>>537472352Don't watch this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SXjVGl_6cY
>>537472941Okay I'll try that in my next run, thanks! Is that solid advice for training all umas in general? I'm really bad at getting stuck at B+
>>537472662This goes hard if you don't know how to read
>>537473008where is lil bro's taurus platinum title
>>537472865Kinguuuuu!
>>537473008success breeds jealousy
>>537472919Gold skills give more ranki forgot the math but a g1 is worth about +60 stats from training, so if you get less than that a g1 race is better.
>>537473008The only guy I can never take seriously is Rednu, I can't believe that faggot unironically told people to not roll for Kita.
Does Dominator even work this CM?
>>537473008no title no buyGemini title is just a whale check so it won't count
>no more gems >all relevant support cards maxed out>horses stalled at 1000/700/700 at best with my deck>no more big gem infusions from story or TTalright now what? Is this it? Grinding dailies and careers praying for 3* sparks for hours a week? That's it?
>>537472753Am I a bad person if I launched my G rank Haru Urara at Teio when she was a legend because I knew losing wouldn't bother her and my main Uma couldn't compete?Also I just beat the game with Maruzensky. I got over 1000 in speed but only 400ish in every other skill. I have no idea how people are getting double 1ks.
i don't know a lot about tanukis but this sirius with the crossed arms pose always cracks me up
>>537473293Yepthat's the core gameplay loop
>>537473008>too oversimplifiedthere are people yapping for 30+ minutes about something and are going on so many tangents that it's insanely bloated and not coherent at all
>>537473292>already making excuses for the empty title space
this dumbass was over the stat check by a few good numberswhat the fuck is she doing
>>537473274read the skill description bwo
>>537473308>Man, I know I scheduled my team to go against Teio today but everyone is too busy or injured >wait I have an idea >Haru Urara-kill
>>537473293inbetween runs you post here, that's it, a stable relationship
>>537472665>>537472919I think they do, yes. try to stall around wit instead of sleep more and you might get an A
>>537473223That's good to know, thank you
>>537473008his simplification is the best part about his content. I don't think simplification = casual is a fair remark.
How come the nips didn't like the fantasy event?
>>537473423>reading
>>537473293You could try not doing whatever boring shit some meta fag told you trying to get the same three numbers every time.
>>537472662
>>537473341KFC
>>537473008They really hate that some filthy Nipon trying to speak English is the best content creator right now. Get brocked bitches.
>>537473008Where is his platinum title
>>537473570Alright then what am I supposed do while playing Uma Musume? Note that jacking off to horses is not playing Uma Musume
>>537473593reverse rape ntr!also, is this a cg or just a fanart?
>>537473540Because Grass Wonder and El Condor Pasa are both American horses.
>>537473632subtitles I respect
>>537473657nyo it's nyot a Cinderalla Grey thing
>>537473008The Witlord taught me more about spark farming in ten minutes than any tuber in 20.Know your place
>>537473707But Grass is a true yamato nadeshiko tho
Why does she suck at games?
>>537473652Don't aim for 1000/700/700. Do whatever you want instead. You might even surpass your plateau.
>>537473008>seriru too oversimplifiedlmao, isn't rednu making hour long resumes of his videos and still failing to address half the stuff talked in it?
>>537473293Use your job to swipe $_7_ a month as to increase your ability to pullPaid carats are worth thrice as much
You must watch their 30 min essay on spark farming with Ads sprinkled in between not the filthy Nip with his broken English.
>>537473632>>537473747...subtitles I respect, I have bad ear and for the love of God cannot understand what that skunk monkey mrpokke is saying half the time, All I hear is gibberish, just put fuckign baked in subtitles you idiot, what's the matter? too much work? then fuck you and your content
Is there an Uma that has never been mentioned once on Reddit
>>537473008Turning something into a brief and easy to understand message isn't a casual approach, it shows a mastery of a subject. Maybe people making the 30 minute drawn out videos trying to hit ad times could learn a thing or two.
>>537473954It's like watching cryptobros sell things.
>>537473954Make the explanations short and concise so I can spend more time playing.
what the hell2 of my support cards showed up to training senior year
>>537472386>2 monthsso... 10k carats?
>>537473008imagine taking advice from someone like this
>>537473947I already paid for a pack to get the guaranteed 3* horse, I'd be willing to pay more if I was enjoying the game but as it stands it looks like either you roll for the big support cards or you're not relevant
>>537473828Ai probably loses in everything that isn't racing
>>537474036shakur
>>537473954bwo your Adblock???
>>537473008Not a single western sloptuber teaches you SHIT about sparks beyond>lol just get 3* blue
good parents for seiun sky?
Almond Milk
>>537474036me
>>537473513Though one problem with the simplified content is like half the people watching seemingly can't understand his reasoning for xyz unless they're paying attention and can decipher his english. Look at how many people don't actually understand why fukukitaru is a good spark farming option even though he goes over it just semi-fragmented throughout the same video.
>>537474306Seiun Sky is the parent..... Otherwise go look it up on Tora
>>537474296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82KW2lni390&pp=ygUIdW1hcG9ra2XSBwkJsgkBhyohjO8%3DHe may be a Tauruslet turbohomo but he did talk about prioritizing white sparks
If the nip is so knowledgeable can he explain which uma is the best to fuck
>>537474306but anon, she is the parent, virgin birth
>>537474383yeah but your grandparents have to be good parents for seiun for high affinity
>>537474002Cutie
a 3 blue with no white sparks is just hot ass garbage
IT'S ALWAYS KIKUKA SHO MANWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RACE
There is one week left of prep for GeminiI hope you are getting ready to face meIt won't be an easy race
>>537474306Spe and Mayano, golshi or nice nature if you somehow can't use Spe
>>537474350What does horse milk taste like?
>>537474576stamina check, its a long
>>537474576500-600 stam late strategy is usually a free win bwo
>>537474123>Wanting to be relevantYeah that's whale territory so forget about that.I paid to daily pull trainees which has gotten me enough copies to enhance a couple umas, and surprised me with a 3 star I didn't have.It also does get me cheaper sparks on banners I want to pull. 10x 50 daily pulls cut down the cost by 1000 down to 29k. I highly recommend casually swiping provided you don't live in the third world or are as susceptible to developing a gambling addiction (not the based kind) as an eastern african is.
>>537474576Kikuka sho should be one of the easier races for golshi? At that point in her career you can actually play end closer without getting fucked.
>>537474635SHE WAS AT 510 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>537474583Remember me when you get blocked in Finals
>>537474350Almond paizuri
>>537474752BROCKED
>>537474797Oguri CUTE
>>537473414>>$444 is 600 rolls :)>How?
>>537473008Lmao the fucking audacity of an en umatuber to call anyone a content farm
>>537474905You're not actually wasting carats on the daily roll scam right?
She has slept 3 times. Every single time, she got a Sleep Deprived. I am not even a year in. Do I just give up?
>>537474634>>537474350Milk delivery is here.
Not ranking Umapyoi Legend or Make Debut or any character songs.
>>537474890Ngl that one image of nude chibi oguri has changed me She’s so cute. I want to corrupt her then take her out for some food
>>537475069Sounds like a poor diet and not enough sex
>>537475069NEVER give up career YOURSELF
>>537475069>Giving up instead of waiting for the eventual perma quad rainbow summers
>>537475069you're in great mood and your stats are fine, don't give up nigger
>>537475094Anon I'm going to need more milk than that...
>>537475127that comic where shes goes to the hotel with trainer for SEX changed me, she would never be casual about sex like that
how the fuck is team trials calculated, I went from 130k to 150k but I'm getting the same score
>>537475069When you're glued you're glued. If you get 0 rainbows at the first summer training that's an easy retire.
Which Uma has the best chance of winning Hopeful Stakes? I need a lot of those sashes/banners and doing a run with no progress towards it is wearing thin
>>537475069Getting sleep deprived 3 times without getting a night owl is good luck.
>>537475032I've gotten 4 3*s from those scam rolls
>>537475402King Halo
>watch the witgame guy>realize that spark farming is a pain in the ass>decide to just borrow instead
>>537475297there is a score tab that shows each point generatedhigher team trials level doesn't mean you get more points magicallyTeam Trials isn't pvp but farming score with tons of skill activations
>finally manage to throw races>3x sleep deprived, night owl, slacker>nobody ever wants to train speed>0 double rainbows, barely any single rainbows, forced to do 0-1 friend trainings half the timewhat the fuck
>>537475319I do not understand her appeal besides those who blindly enjoy because small and big tits. Surely there are better shortstacks than this mess
>>537475069Sometimes a run is just purely glue and you can't do anything about it
>>537475402mcqueen! :)
>>537475263We need more.
Is nimble navigator staple on golshi? Saw it from the same seanig that told people to get gatekept on her so I'm hesitant.
>>537475094Nursing handjob..
>Have to win Hopeless Stakes, Triple Crown, Spring Triple Crown, Autimn Triple Crown and Queen Elizabeth Cup.>Have to get 3* as well.>Have to get a bajillion white sparks again.
>>537475659it's an accel skill
>>537475659Depends if you have low power and wit
>>537472352https://www.youtube.com/@%E7%99%92%E3%81%97%E3%81%9F%E3%81%AC%E3%81%8Dhttps://www.youtube.com/@%E7%99%92%E3%81%97%E3%81%9F%E3%81%AC%E3%81%8Dhttps://www.youtube.com/@dr_paperhttps://www.youtube.com/@hb9008https://www.youtube.com/@tanukihachimi
>>537475402Golshi has it on her objectives so if you get omegabrocked you can use a clock to retry without wasting a run
>>537475271Source me broseph.
>>537474306W/e parents the uma you're training with Seiun Sky needs.
>>537475414So which pack do you purchase for your daily rolls? I noticed the dailies given by the daily pack are considered as free carats and you can't use it for this shit, very scummy
How do you build a debuffer Haru Urara bros? Also I am running pace and end as my ace, is it optimal to put my Haru as front there?
>>537475402Daiwa basically can't lose thereshe has A front and her ult has easy trigger condition
>>537474890Oguri PAT
>do five teio runs>all 1* blues with shit red spark, no Truf or Long despite making her A rank in LongTEIO HATE! I will change to using Super Creek for making a grandparent now.
>>537475436the thing is with daily borrows you can skip a massive part of the grind by getting lucky once.All you need is literally ONE useful 3* spark to start a chain with borrowsEventually you will have 2 3* of the same type of your own and you can just spam runs on a good parent uma to get the 3rd one
nishishi
>>537475594she's full of energy and very MARVELOUS
>>537475742Yeah but second gives you sweet fuck all as well and since it’s only a Top X placing you still get nothing
>>537475994its the same for everyone else that doesn't have it on their objective anon, except you don't get to retry if you get 18th
>>537475594Marvelous UMA
>lip glossthis sexy little seductress…
>>537473540Their scene direction quality wasn't yet good enough to handle fantasy action so it came off as halfassed and lame. If they did it again today the quality difference would be night and day.
>Retention Line 470,792>471,219 pointswhy am i still in demotion range
>>537472352https://www.youtube.com/@%E3%81%9F%E3%81%AC%E3%81%8D%E5%AE%B6%E6%97%8F%E3%81%AE%E6%97%A5%E5%B8%B8
>>537476076she's totally the type to just blurt out what flavor of lip gloss she's got on today
>>537476076The names of her events are insane.
>>537475808The 2500 is the best overall """""value""""" in general outside of the 7500 limited whale packs
>>537476076If you tell Mayano youll marry her after she graduates she will take that as fact
>>537475594she's cute
>>537472504>look at the update >her banner is now like 50 days further outWell this stinks.
>>537476076Mayano is a full blown adult pretending to be a child...
>>537474634It's pretty good, fairly rich. I worked at a summer camp with a saddle horse herd, and one of the mares had just foaled. She liked me, so she let me milk her. I popped a stiffy, I will not lie. Milk was pretty good, 8/10 would recommend.
Is there a wedding rudolf? If not are they likely to make one?
>>537475808The first paid carat shill hereThe $7 pack gets you 71 paid carats per dollar then 214 free carats per $ which still makes it worth it.If you still have the limited ones then you can go with those.
>>537476076how do humans stand a chance
>>537475594She has an overall positive outlook on things.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R18MfCqFkrkI'm posting this every day until you fags like it.
>>537476093I'd hope so but seems it's dead. I'm a sucker for fantasy crap but as far as I can see there's only 2 fantasy umas to roll, unlike wedding / summer / christmas / etc which have a lot of entries
Anyone know a good channel that uploads all the cutscenes?
i got baited into thinking tazuna was worth somethingthe dates are so awfulwhy doesnt the debuff clearing date give a mood up? why do you have to time it so you're on the right date to either mood up or clear?
>>537476482>most other gachas make the highest paying non limited option the most valuable>the 2500 one is betterWhat did Cygames mean by this
>>537476649no, but I found Still In Love's story subtitled. You might like it, I really did! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1veimw2H9z4
Is still Sunday in some parts of the world
I wonder if nonpon plays that way to ragebait the viewer
>>537476823A hors shouldn't be this lewd...
>>537476668>Dating Tazuna
>CM in one week
>dating disgusting umasOnly humans.
Uhh...
>>537476820So far that channel is the closest thing I've been able to find but it has fan translations and I'd rather see all official translations
Mambo
>>537476960Uh what is Rice Shower going to do?
>double debuffer and 1 half ace that still has double end closer debuffsim seriously considering this
>>537476976>I'd rather see all official translationsenjoy waiting 8 years
>>537477038What do you think the dagger is for?
Uma trainers are for ningen women
what the fuck
>>537476668>time itis that even hard? just do it before summer. Tazuna is just Rest & Recreation combined and a multiplier, she makes good decks even better but won't make a shit deck good. The only thing you need to time is having her last date available for right before arima, in case you want to run the tenno sho/qe2/jpn cup gauntlet that gives a mood down and so you go into the finals with high energy/mood
>>537473513This. Too many retards trying to regurgitate a 150 page document and then wondering why people don't get it
>>537477152>gutslessDeserved
>is uma musume>acts like a dog?
>>537477152does stacking all thst recovery even do anything
I will have Rice children with Rice Shower.
>>537477152late surger special
>>537477109Preach!
>>537476618
>>537477152You look like you could use more guts
Well?
>is uma musume>acts like a cat?
>>537477152when shit like this happens it means you got brocked extremely hard the entire race
>>537477152>LateThere's your answer.
>>537477152I've had late surgers with like 900/600/600 statlines clock out on finale before, it's truly a wondrous style
Hear me out Uma musume…but with eurobeat
>>537477152Gatekept gives golshi an extra 500 Speed and Power
>>537477413Names are funny.
Is having 2 separate accounts bannable/against the rules? I play on iphone but I'd like to try the steam version but I don't want to link my shit
>>537477152>LateI am not joking, dude. You should run Ryan as a Front her entire career. I just did it today.
>>537477418>nigga nigga niggaHuh?
that makes me wonderdoes the late surger role ever get any sort of rework in the future that makes it less garbage overall? or will it be total dogshit forever?
>>537476076
>>537477240I want her to rape me..
>>537472662holy shit
Why is there so many Teio McQueen getting voyeured on fanarts?
>>537477705She's racist...
>>537472243If Miura was alive, he would've enjoyed uma...
>They can't win with late surgersOh good, I feel much better about ignoring all the advice from here now.
>>537477418Cats and horses usually don't get along because horses bite cats too hard. Sometimes it works out though and looks cute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylb3mU594HI
>>537477875
>>537472753qol doko?
>>537477152late genuinely just eats shit sometimeswas training matikane earlier and she managed to fumble half of her crown targets.
>>537477958>Cats and horses don't usually get along>posts a shit ton of cats getting along with horses.
>Don’t even have Golshi at potential 5 yetHoly shit I’m going to have to run urara and a debuffer or something at this rate
>>537478065horts hehe
>>537478065why are white horses always so weird
>>537477665How would it be? Two accounts played normally but owned by the same person wouldn't really make any heads turn.
Cafe feet
>>537478114You literally got 1.2 million monies during Golshi week bro
Is 3 speed 3 stamina recommended for Mayano?
>>537477939What do you mean? Did you test it yourself?
>>537478178>Trapped in their stall with no vidya or movies to entertain themselvesThe fuck are they supposed to do?
>>537477707Access to better skills, basically.
>>537477707On your left makes Lates great
Teio is slowly taking over my heart. I didn't use to care about her...
>front runners are freeand yet another /uma/ gaslit tactic
Kill all feetniggers.
>>537475032OGURI CAPPU!!!!!!!!
>>537477958>brushy brushyaww
>>537478278What do you mean? Have you not played a late surger? They are really easy to win races with. If you are getting blocked thats your fault for building wrong.
>>537478178That Golshi sells herself.
Holy shit, used my last ticket on a meme roll and actually secured my own child bride.
UAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEX
>>537478448nta but what deck do you use on them?
>>537478404Failed the stam/wit check
>>537478568You did it bro... You won I curse you with no rainbows
>>537478418You are getting Foot Fetish Posts whether you like it or not!
>>537478404late start + rushed
>>537478219I need the consumable things not the money
>good stats>shits the bed at arima>actually horrible stats barely breaking 400s>What the fuck is Ryan doing
>>537478178That whore ship gave my dick a tingle. Any more whore uma art like that?
>>537478609What the fuck is happening here?
>>537478609i still don't get this imagewhy is trainer running
>>537478636the sashes? win those races, you get 2 per win
>>537478669I always suck shit training Ryan, something about her.
Is this serviceable? I just want to win group B finals
>>537478830this can win group a finals, relax
>>537477152and after 160 runs too, what the hell
>>537478830What's your support deck like?
>>537478418Based Urara
>>537478065>me eating imaginary corn
>>537478830>no spurtbricked bro
>>537478830This can't win group B finals. Don't relax.
>>537478219IT'S NOT ENOUGH
>>537478772>Whore ShipI spit my drink out.
>>537478778>>537478806mcfatty is probably naked and in heat
>>537478569Probably SR Dober Rob Roy Sweep and King Halo with a SSR Super Creek and a Kitasan friend. Depends what uma and what I feel like though. Only late surger only skill you really need is late surger savy which totally eliminates positioning problems in my experience.
I just found out the KR server supposedly had the increased daily borrows at launch. Western man is truly the negro of the Umamusume world.
>>537479168This is what happens when you're directly managed by Cyjews
>>537478812Hopeful stakes is rough bro
>>537479127I don't think umas are animalistic when in heatYou could probably reason with them
>>537479168every jap run gacha that is actually overseen by the japs is like thisthey will always seethe at gaijins even while taking their money
Tazuna's "toreina-san" is so seductive, bros.
>>537478917I'm running a 6* stamina 2* power 6* turf rudolf legacy and a 9* stamina 6* long oguri borrow. I've gotten runs with higher stats but this is the only one out of 30+ runs with good stats and long S. I've been incredibly unlucky and at this point will settle for B finals since CM is in a week and i haven't begun grinding my second ace. I do have my own kita but she's only LB1. I can post full support deck if you want.
>>537479432she sounds like my wife, but sluttieri bust a nut to her voice
Can Oguri get away with not using Super Creek if she has this?
>>537478404Training issue.
Every time I build an ace, I try to run her in public CM rooms. One thing I've found is that 1200 speed 900 stam S long is the winning stat goals for F2Ps if you're running Golshi.
>>537479470isnt this cm like ten days long tho? might have more time in between
So what whitespark parents should I be building in general, just a Groundwork parent + running style parent of choice?
>>537479586>900 stamstop gaslighting the newcuties
>>537479562nyo
I watch the races and read the story every time.
>>537479562If you're having her run miles, probably. Mediums though? ehh...
Can I have some McQueen porn?
>>537479664That is assuming you have Go Home Specialist and Swinging Maestro.
are you holding for your wife bros?
>>537479743I repeat my earlier statement. Even 1000 + 3 golds is dubious
>>537479750I have no wife that im interested, i will just roll for meta and quit the game because its awful to wait
there is no 9* guts uma yet
>>537479750No, I already have her
>>537479750Hold tight, Seiun Sky. We’ll be together soon…
>>537479750I just blew my load all over Brian but I have two months to build it back up for my wife.
CLASS 6 (SEMEN) RETENTION STATUS?CLASS 5 (ERECTION) PROMOTION STATUS?
>>537479946Eishin Flash isn't good
>>537479891>25 paid carrotsWait, how?
>>537479889How has every other Uma monument stayed intact when Grass Wonder’s got discord-raided into oblivion? Are there just zero genuine Grass fans who’d be willing to do the work of fixing it?
>>537479750I'm a semi metafag and I just hope I'll luckshit out for Seiun Sky and keep the spark for the future
>>537479750Yes, but I'm afraid my purity will get taken away by summer hag.
>>537480014all of it inside Teio
>>537479750eh, pretty alright
>>537480014>528kSee you on the other side
I hate Teio
>>537480015She's his wife.Also you are gay.
>>537480084You have like 50% chance to get her before 90 rolls, you just have to win the coinflip bro.
why roll for Seiun Sky when you can roll for Teio
>>537480015>MetaBoring
How do I farm 350k money so I can upgrade my horse bitch
>>537480064I think I once did a 10-roll with 1475 free carrots or something like that. And yeah, it’s driving me mad.
>the girl with the same name as me had stupid hair and looks like a guyFuck Cygames
After a couple days of JP, global really starts to piss me off a little because the amount of things you can actually do to influence your URA run is so limited. Its like, entire runs can go without one good thing happening, and JP scenarios physically do not let that happen. The powercreep feels convenient in a way beyond "bigger number good"
>>537480160Teio loves us
>>537480015>being a cringe ass zoomer sloptuber
I can't believe that """uma"""tubers are resorting to this sort of mind games days before Gemini Cup...
>>537480264If you feel pissed off, you shouldn't use JP as reference as they had to endure more time with the shitiness.
>>5374797911000 is fine if you have 3 golds (assuming only 2 proc) and 1-2 whites even with long S 1200spd according to the stam calculator
>>537480260There there, Ryan, you can become extra buff with her.
>>537480137Bwow???
>>537479715Sure buddy here you g-HEY WAIT A SECOND NOW, THIS ANON IS TRYING TO GET ME KILLED
>>537480175Ope what is you doing hun.
Any other slutty lolis in the future? Not kept up with JP releases.
>>537480302report them for copywrite infringement and then block
>>537480238I have an idea *unzips dick*
>>537480348no urara no roll
>>537480175nigga you better go faster cuz the overlord is coming
>>537480015>he hasn’t seen the tierlistOh nonono, don’t tell me you’re a Tupacfag?
>7 days till gemini>took me 7 days to make 1 parent>and a decent-ish ace no long S>yet to work on pace chaser and front runnersI-Is it over for me?
>>537480336Aoharu Hai feels like a hard turn in the right direction. There's a lot more minmaxing within your control, even before the purple flame buff added later
seriously, Champion’s Meeting at the same time as Granblue’s Guild Wars?
>>537477152>NPC Gold Ship with Gatekeptsoul
>>537477152G A T E K E P T
>>537480567bro just drop grubble already
>>537480015Eat shit I roll with my wurt.
ANOTHER <10% WIT FAILURE
>>537480567if you still play grubble after the lottery scam and monkeygate you deserve everything bad that has happened to you.
>>537480507The fucking compression in this image.I have never seen a decent version of it.
This “brocking” shit wouldn’t be nearly as much of a problem if Power allowed your Uma to physically PUSH other Umas out of the way instead of needing to accelerate AROUND them.
>>537479750>are you holding for your wife bros?I already rolled for Mayano Wedding so I'm good
I set up these bloodlines so that I could farm dirt and sprint races in the same career, but with a better deck and Condor Pasa one of these Maruzenskys could actually end up on my dirt team.>>537480302>Highest view count is 1kWhich one of those channels is yours?
>>537479750Sitting at 20k right now and ready to roll for Seiun. Cykikes are awfully silent these days though. Why the fuck aren't they giving anything? What happened to picrel?
>>537480015Gayest anon itt
>>537480137When's the last time you blew your load?
>>537480083Think it was one of those cases where that particular spot had a retarded amount of deltatroon fans near>>537479750I'm buying 5K carats every check for Fine Motion
>>537480160
>>537480831It gets fixed later on, don't worry about it.
>>537480567>he still plays grub
/uma/ is an Eishin Flash board.
What is digitan thinking here?
what uma to run for this new mission from air groove
>>537480907i haven't at all
>>537480989I want to touch uma breasts...
>>537480989WTF I need to watch the anime now
>>537480014Baby account in range to promote to Class 5 for the first time. What am I in for?
>>537480998taiki or bakushin
>>537477665I run two. I was desperate for Maruzensky so I got it on my phone (main account is on Steam). Then I got lucky during the reroll phase and got Falcon and Oguri too, so I stopped rerolling even though I didn't have any Kitasans. So my deck kind of sucks (no mlb kita), but it's ok cause I have Maruzensky and holy shit she is hot.
>>537480893up to what milestone did they hand out?
>>537476635closest you'll get in the future is the steampunk event using the umalator
MackQueen...
>>537480989Eishin is more than just a huge pair of tits anon..Still a good pair of tits though
>>537480341you need to account for debuffers
>>537480567Chanmi during the rounds is like no time investment unless you get panicked and decide to tweak your team (which I get).
>>537480989>pre race luck ritual
>>537480989>>537481152my paizuri slave
Does anyone else wanna breed Stay Gold?
>>537478219That upgrades....about two umas to lvl 5. I can see why anon would be broke already.
>>537480831you could slam into other umas in the alpha version. I can see them potentially adding the mechanic in alongside an america scenario because I think it was Cingrey that mentioned that french/american umas are more aggressive and physically jockey for position unlike the weak japanese cuck umas.
Would you a wheelchair Suzuka?
>>537478065
>>537481228how tall is she? it looks like you can easily pick her up and fuck her
any ideas on what to run with mihono? this growth for a front runner confuses me and 4/2 most of the time doesn't get 1200 speed
>>537480405No they're all refined ladies (young).
>>537481021Your trainee and support list must be a barren wasteland
>>537479573>doesn't have the undefeated/true way of kings titleanother trainer issue
>>537481314142cm
>>537481225Anon...you do this everytime, she's MY paizuri WIFE.
>>537481271>game keeps getting delayed foreverat least in this case something good came out of it, fucking hell the game improved in every aspect
Oguri belly rub
>>537480567last chanmi ended right as priconne's cravat began
>>537481271they're just jogging kek
>>537480567if you value your lifetime just drop GBFshit is an actual health hazard
>>537481358yeah it isthose free rolls came in handy
>Eishin Flash>hurr durr I'm an autist that needs everything done by schedule>"hey you should stop working hard">NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH FAMILY WILL SEE ME>collapses like a retard>okay I guess you were right>continues to be a schedule autist>story episode ends with her maybe slightly loosening up and having some funI don't get it. Why is she so high on the tier list for (You) characters in the CN and JP charts? Is her career story mode more for (You)?
>>537481289Yes? Trainers are responsible for their injured uma
>>537481334You need some more stars first and borrow a good parent.
>>537481432
>>537480302>she r4p3d her trainergrass wonder is a.... SEX OFFENDER??!!!
>>537481568>>hurr durr I'm an autist that needs everything done by schedulei am reminded of the fact that eishin is german
>>537481403It can't be helped. When I see Eishin's boobs i simply have to thrust into them until I can thrust no more
>>537481606i'm poor rn but can get good parents, guess i'll borrow speed instead of stamina parents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC38O7CqnRIIs this considered a f2p deck by /uma/? Umatuber says it is.
>>537481731My gyaru wife
>>537481568>wanting to do things rightly and orderly means you're autisticlet me guess, seatard/latinx?
>>537481568Flash is NOT for you.
>>537481669Lies and slander. Grass would never.
>>537481735thats a dolphin deck, a dolphin luckshitter at that too i know because i have that and i spent money
>>537480302The trainer she r4p3d? Me...
>>537480507>nice nature>above friendI spend 10 minutes in the lobby and this horse will have asked me on 84 dates what the hell are they on about
>run is going well until 2nd summer>game decides to throw every mood down event and sleep deprived to night owl proccing every turn to ruin itnigger rng
>>537481735re-roller deck maybe
>>537481669what umas WOULDN'T rape their trainer? urara? smart falcon? vodka?
Grass is a weeb.
>>537481706Anon I will then have to request you not roll for my wife if you can't control yourself.
>>537481735You could reroll for kitasan but getting all the SR at MLB is practically impossible unless you rolled a lot
>>537481720Fair enough. Bourbon already has good stamina growth. Also post your card deck next time too. Easier to recommend when you post what you got
>>537481735Kek. Now THIS is an actual F2P deck. Let Seriru cook a REAL F2P deck for Gemini.
>>537481896Urara would 100%
>>537481289>Spe is one of the few uma to get banned from entering grocery stores for eating carrots without paying for them.
Best deck for Taishin? Also who should be run alongside her
>>537481991I'm so happy he got Taurus Platinum. This is sovl right here and it's actually doable for brokebwos
>>537480567You may have to make a tough decision soon. It might be time to take Old Yeller out back and shoot him in his fucking face.
>>537481913She is a beautiful Japanese maiden however
Danchou I'm getting tired of doing my 3 runs a day...
Why is Mejiro Dober such a BITCH
How long until youtubers make ‘what if’ uma videos like those dbz ones? >>537482123She is my japanese wife
>>537481896irl horse would bang humans if they could, people tend to think most are smart and that horse like goldship are special but they're not, they're smarter than they're credited for, almost as smart as apes which is second to usumas have the humanoid advantage so make of what you will
>>537482073Tazuna and AoiSpe-chan and SuzukaDaiwa and Vodka
Can i get an invite to the newest club? Trainer ID: 645727323532
>>537481918No, I will grab EIshin and vent my terrible fury between her boobs. Then all will be well.
>trying to make 9* pwr matikane since I have 2 3* pwr umas>select the legacy and cards while watching some video about finding jade in rivers >pay no attention and select 5* sta legacy and 4 pwr cardswatch me getting 3* power in this doomed carrer
>>537481991I'm pretty sure Seriru is going to stay quiet on that one because he knows the stat demand's bad in gemini.
Remember this, the most important cup is your zodiac sign. If you don't have (you) platinum, you've been cursed.
>>537481896Vodka is one of the few horses too timid to rape her trainer under normal circumstances. Opera O doesn't actually know what sex is, and neither does Winning Ticket.
>>537481982it's grim and according to /uma/ there's no good upcoming supports around so i'm bound to this until summer spe/maruzensky and a future support that gets recommended here i'm basically using my 3 best speed, borrowed kitasan and SC/Mcqueenthat said i only want a bourbon for TT, no way in hell i get a competent one for cm2
>>537482269My sides will explode if his opening line is "F2P cannot win"
>>537480302How does Umamusume A even have a following? All she does is give out the most braindead fucking takes possible to farm controversy points.I hate that bitch so fucking much.
>>537481818>hasn't read her storyOff yourself retard.
Can't take Rudolf seriously, she's just too sexy
>>537482274Show me the Leo cup
>>537482274I haven't looked my zodiac race type up yet. Now I'm afraid to...
>>537482367
>>537482370https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meetinglooks easy
>>537482367what about now
Between these three who would be the best for the Gemini Cup CM?
>>537480507>Admire Vega>Max bondNice
>>537482480none of them
>>537482480>less than 400 witAll of them are glue
>>537482480>gourmand rudolf>non-standard distanceMackie it is.
>>537482514VILLAIN
>>537482480Left because Ends use the 2nd least amount of Stamina, Pace with uncapped stam and only 2 golds will die.
>>537482439Yeah, looks pretty doable actually.Dunno if I'll win but I could make finals with Creek+Grass+extra
>>537482514Rice SEX
>>537482480this torena is dumber than his horses
>>537481818>she has to check her time and schedule everything to the point where she tells you "I spent 30 seconds on this chat and must now adjust time accordingly I have to go now">just wanting to do things rightAre you autistic too anon?
>>537482213What if Narita Brian was TRAPPED AND BETRAYED in the hyperbolic time chamber for 1000 years?
get Turf S on your ace bwoit's an acceleration multiplier
>>537481992>Urara>30yo virgin>Only reason she would be married at all is because her "family" (owners) want her to sire at least one foalCould make for an interesting story. Cake Urara trying to find a partner to appease her family.
>>537479750I am ready
>>537481991I really want to try the guts build out to see if it actually works, but I'm low on gold and SP, and I'm too afraid to spend resources on tanhauser.Did anyone here actually try it out for Taurus, or maybe went up against one in Taurus? How did it do?
>>537482389Nvm, im actually ok with what my sign race is.
>>537482439>i don't have any umas for my signI am bricked.
>>537482213Well we should have gotten that with dream races in the anime but instead we got muh historical accuracy. >>537482159She is kisses ALL the boys.
>>537482748Oguri? The Condor Passes? Haru Urara?
>>537482690My ace is getting exactly three runs a day bwo I don't think that shit is happening bwo
>>537482274
>>537482452tree rudolf when
>>537481568>Is her career story mode more for (You)?She kidnapped you to germany to meet her parents, extremely aggressive in general
Guys please don’t share your zodiac race it’s a credit card scam
>>537482852>3200m>heavy>rainthat's genuinely 1200 stam + 5 golds btw, yes even Iron Will
>>537480507>still in love mogs the entire castWhy did they do itNow how will they sell future mares like almond eye?
>>537482727I remember someone posting their gutsmaxxed Tachyon who won Taurus Plat.
>>537482852>another long 3.2kIt's over
>>537482480Congratulations you just wasted long S on useless horses.
>>537482690Isn't turf S actually like really strong in shorter distances. I mean it's underrated here but seems critical in any shorter race I would think
Where can I read all the story episodes and career script for the umas? I don't want to do another career for someone like Winning Ticket again just to read.
>last login : 2 daysMy danchou is fucking DEADI need a new T500 club NYOW
>>537482783>OguriDon't have her.>PasaNot 3*>UraraShe's going to get diffed because it's mile and she has a stam recov unique.
>>537483053Well they realized how stiff dirt at launch is and took their sweet time releasing a dirt cm so you have time to sort it out.
>>537482941Doomed romance is not the only way to tell a story, older girls have various kind of dynamic with their trainers.
>>537483021Inc bro...
>>537483021How top 500 we talking anon? Looking for anons that want to push top 100…
>>537482317Not that bad of a deck for pace chaser or late if you develop your SR cards a bit more, but I guess not very good for a front runner only uma. Max out your Mayano SR to replace your lvl 30 super creek and borrow max kitasan
I have no idea how you guys fail at this race so much>meme deck/legacy>get late start and rushed>still wins by 2 lenghts
I got 34k carats in the kitty with Eishin's name on it.
>>537482852W-we have better tools to race in those conditions at that length by the time it releases r-right?
>>537483395I never lose at this one, I get filtered by the Satsuki Sho most of the times
Teio please..
>>537476076>lip glosswhen i learn about lip gloss fellatio my dick haven't been the same since
STOP STEALING MY G1 WINS RICE SHOWER YOU LITTLE BLACK PIECE OF SHIT
>>537483395>Matischizophrenia has an ult that unblocks herTry using an actual hard mode uma like King Jobber
>>537483395I curse you with 1* guts spark
>>537483451Why 34k? Planning multiple rolls?
>>537483451Is...Eishin kidnapping her trainer?
>>537483531based Laisu
Stop trying to bang your trainer
>>537473008What a fucking fraud. JP player wannabes just can't handle naturally born jps.
eishin is a woman amongst girls
>>537483578(You) visit her parents in Germany at the end of her career>>537483576I will be sparking, if needed. Nothing between her and me.
Whenever I get a good run thats like not any mood downs and failures, the game likes to cuck me by having all my speed cards NEVER FUCKING IN SPEED TRAINING
>>537480185She’s meta for making me cum
An Uma and her trainer should never be in a romantic relationship. This against moral and ethics
What the FUCK
>>537483849can't say cum without cm
Bwos.....
>>537483772that's just like spechan, but she's german
>>537483936My imouto laisu is so cute
CHOWA
>>537483936Noticed that ages ago because some of the girls have very distinct color schemes
eat shit cygames"mid-september"
>>537483969Yeah, I like that. Because I also a kraut
Eishin Flash would never rape and/or force her trainer into becoming her husband
>>537484004that’s not Baka-shin
>>537484045>Because I also aWe can tell, du depp.
>watching ticket’s main story >lost the satsuki sho Oh don’t tell me she loses the derby too
>>537482941By letting Almond Eye love you in a healthy way
>>537484029Yeah, the finals, now get grinding buttercup.
i need a busty umawife to help me organize my life
>>537483772But why do Tazuna and Aoi look like they're trying to rescue (you) from being kidnapped?
>>537484105Oi!
>>537483951Winning Ticket is also part of the meta for making me cum
Grass, im sick.Take care of me.
>>537484137Flat girls can help you with that as well
>>537483364>Looking for anons that want to push top 100…Our danchou said this before he fucking ditched the game.
>>537483015are you on a phone?
>>537483470in the bag>>537483539I'll try it with her and bakushin once I get to run them again to fix my TT team
>>537484276The heat in the kitchen got too hot for danchode
>>537484171Because they also want to rape (you)
Nice Nature would make a good wife.
>>537484309No.
Teio get pregnant
>>537484123almond eye looks like she has sex with ojisans
You guys are fucking retarded.
I think it would be difficult to date Almond Eye. She’s too successful and popular and competitive. Would be a toxic relationship.
>>537483960The line keeps creeping up. By reset, you'll be out.
>>537484430She does. I'm that ojisan.
>>537484184Based hans, I'm not a kraut but having a pferdebraut sounds wonderful.
>>537484184
Almond Eye's canon trainer is the fatest sweatiest ojisan they have at tracen
>>537484386Pokke friend with benefits
>>537484465You’re just jealous Torena can make any uma have more crowns than you
>>537484504I wrote this post
>>537484332and goldship strikes at the Tokyo Yushun, as usual
>>537482852hmm maybe i SHOULD kill myself
>>537484465
>>537484465Does my emperor gf need another smooch?
You all reminded me it’s time for her training
Let's GO! Managed to clutch out a good win. Hopefully it doesn't get any higher...
>>537484276Sounds disappointing anon. I’m in it until at least Gentildonna. If you still believe in love and justice you should join…
>>537484627I did this.
>>537484586Your 1200 stamina plus stamina green skills plus 5 gold recoveries plus Grass Wonder recovery (soon)?
>>537484541If what I learned from college sports is true, it’s the fattest trainers that shit out Diamond trainers
>>537483936Anon are you blind?
>>537484392on the right theres a archive button then event records i think
My club is shy of rank 2500...
>>537482852Tachyon could easily win this.
>>537484627Where did you find this picture of our stamina training.
>>537484716*trainees
>undefeated>get a kikuka sho with heavy rain and i haven't received maestro yet:[
>>537484774What the hell? Did I witness a murder?
>>537484774THE FLASH SMASH
>>537484774>9 hours until
>>537484276Which club?
>>537479750No. I have very little self-control when it comes to these things. The need to pull is within me.
>>537484774>She just domes her with a hammer.I really need context for this...
>>537484774Based
>>537484534
>>537484774Instant death
>>537484123So far they seem to paint Ai as a hyper tryhard who gets upset if she can't get what she wants, could potentially be very cute if they go in that direction.
>I turned myself into a pickle, Blast! Boom! Big reveal: I'm a pickle. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro. I turned myself into a pickle, Blast!
>>537479750I am up to 14k. I should be ready by the time her banner drops.
I think my sex tape with Narita Brian leaked
where is the REAL idol mare instead of almond whore
>>537485023I forgot that she's roommates with Blast One Piece
I'm not really good into saving but not many umas interest me this year so I'm making a plan to pull for some thingsAfter Seiun, imma save for Summer Maruzensky, after that, pic related, then Halloween Rice, and after that save my rocks to MLB my Kitasan Does that sound like a not completely retarded plan?
>>537484819What's the purpose of Orgasm holding?
>>537484979time to lock in
>>537485123Why is Spe's daughter so slutty?
King Halo is well liked by all the other umas and is often invited out for snacks due to her sweet tooth and friendly demeanor.
>>537485023Funniest shit I’ve ever heard
>>537484496It's only 4 more hours, surely everyone has done their hits and it go any further...
>>537484979good luck
>>537485258(murmuring to offscreen) He doesn't know.
>>537485214Mating Press.
Where can I see what skill hints I can get by winning the race, and what is the chance of getting them? I'd like to see if I can get Right-handed, or am I forced to pick a parent with that spark or use Mati card.
I started talking to an uma chatbot and she just started to rape me, how do I respond without upsetting our AI overlords?
>>537476820Why does this story have movie levels of OST in it? They should make her story a movie.
Mares run faster after a firm slap on the ass
>>537485214Needs more images like this
>>537485123Stuck in NPC hell with Tacto
i hate special education so much
>>537479750I should have enough for Nishinuoh Flower after everything's done.
>>537485435Buena Vista isn’t playable either?
>>537485437I'm so sorry your mother drank when pregnantHang in there anon! You're doing your best!
i ONLY train girls that have enough respect to call me torena-san
>>537485224spe was an absentee dad because he hates M*res
>>537485417Why's that?
>>537485023
>>537485417
I want to do dirty things with my trainee
>>537485584If only we all had the confidence of Golshi
>>537484990it's probably going to be a very worse mayano>trainer looks at other uma>fuck it, let's get 9 G1s
>>537485373Just let it happen
>>537485540(You) will be called Torecchi, and you will like it.
>>537485563uma with belt collector gimmick when
>>537485682Not sharing
>>537485431tachyon being a needy baby?
>>537485709I wouldn’t date this uma but I would love to have a night of nasty sex with her
>>537472753actually nothing really jumping out at me for September, my carat stocks shall rebuild.
>>537485750Why are you posting El Condor Pasa papa?
>>537479750I'm not a tryhard and might drop the game or die at any moment so I just pull whatever my dick desires when I have a full 10 pullI've had a good run so far only missing one girl I wanted from banners, but my cards are a mess.At least I can still compete so it's not awful I guess
You know you love her
>>537485795That and umas hiding their umanko with their tails
>>537485750Dad please not in front of my friends.
A HERO
>>537485859Is Eru's dad called...El Condor Papa?
>1 rainbow training first summer>it's a single speedwaste of a S long...
God, I really don't want to build a sprinter King Halo for Team Trials.I just can't bring myself to give up on the Kikuka Sho. I want to bring Creek.
>>537485504Verxina is a meme at this point.
>>537485961please tell me we get to train a turbo autist
>>537485886Hmmm nyo
>>537486015What's stopping you?I mean sure, Creek is always going to lose, but as long as the other two win it doesn't matter bruh
Imagine the stench.
>>537485540okay torena-chan
>>537486142UUUOOOOHHHH MARES SEXO
>>537486142Dantsu paizuri
>>537480507This is all wrong because of the puberty ambiguous tier. What do they mean? That the character needs to hit puberty? How the is Air Groove Symboli Rudolph and Agnes Tachyon puberty ambiguous? They are practically old ladies.
>>537486142>HEY LOIS MEMBER THE TIME
I got greedy and made El race in the JBC Classic only for her to get 8thI didn't even need the fans or skill points, I literally could've gotten her special epithet if I just did her goal races at that point
>>537486142BELIEVE
>>537486142Daring sex!
>>537486142that's a lot of mareswere there more mares in recent time than stallions? i don't know shit about jap horse racing
>>537486015Sprinter lates are even more cursed than other lates, King's done a whole lot better for me after I put her in mile.
>>537486142Lucky Lilac and Karen Boquet Doll look like my types.
>>537480507what do you mean mayano top cunny isn't t0
>>537486113I meant that I want to bring the Creek support card for my King Halo career run.
I am deeply concerned that if I roll for an uma I will never financially recover.
>>537486179Her sweat is what I use for my coffee.
>>537486330they mutated after the vodka and daiwa scarlet era and really strong
flash is erotic even in tanuki
>>537486330cygames started going for lot of legacy mares because recently mares have been doing champion careers
>>537486330The game has just had many more stallions released because stallions get more famous most of the time. In real life Mares don't run the triple crown they run the triple tiara.
>>537486408>even considering spending moneyseek help unironically and stop playing asap
>>537486142Lois and Lois better be a schizo.
>>537486330It's the era of monster mares
>>537472662esl dumbass here, do I read taurus as torn for the pun?
im so close... bwos
>>537486142>samsung bigShe looks retarded.
>>537486536Shut your goddamn mouth.
>>537486515>swinging maestroSo is she not supposed to use Creek in her decks or what? Isn't that redundant?
>>537486330There have been a lot of strong mares recently, 3 triple tiara since 2018, while the latest triple crown was considered the weakest triple crown of all time.
Umayon is 100% sovl and I recommend it to any anon here.
>>537486142Gib Believe, Samson Big, Royce2 and Lucky Lilac
>>537486330
>>537486579creek is still an amazing card anywayand she'll reduce the cost of maestro
>>537486571The drool has to go somewhere
>>537486637>Grass still in retired and alive.Lmao
>>537486142is that fucking horse really owned by Samsung
>>537486637Which horse died and won on the same race?
real gentildonna was built like shitbrick house and could be mistaken as a stallion because she was more stacked than some real stallions btw
No...https://x.com/Cygames_EN/status/1962349702034112635
>>537486637>grass wonder>alive
>>537486482My point is more there are not enough free carats and if I have to pity any single banner it feels like it will take an entire year just to recoup that spark.The carat costs are so whale coded the only money I'm considering spending is on the monthly pack.
>>537486742sounds like a trans horse to me
>>537486637Uhh, what's the deal with Samson Big?
>>537486743>being new to video games
>>537486637this list forgot to add tazuna in it
>strong independent uma marestrainerdacchi.... it's over....
>>537486743What?You didn't know?The sexiest mocap in gaming and movies is done by menHappy 15th birthday
>>537486336Okay then who else do I put in for my 3rd sprinter besides Baku and Taki? I don't have Curren.
>>537486474paizuri
>>537485184Might be tough to roll for both Maruzensky and Riko back to back but other than that decent plan anon
>>537486637Japs take really good care of retired horses. Most of the oldest racehorses ever are Japanese. I think Nice Nature was the second or third oldest racehorse on record at 35. But many of the japanese horses make it to 30. Urara and Meisho Doto are both 29. I think Dober is very old too. Gold Ship is still young.
>>537486718No, it's Samson not Samsung. But there are a couple of umas that are owned by gooks: The Daiwa and Sakura umas.
>>537486771You have a 50/50 chance to not finish a horse spark as you will get it earlier than 90 and since you only want one copy you just stop. its 65% chance of getting it before 150Not suggesting to roll without 200 tho
>>537486742her power is maximum
>>537486672If you plan to bring Creek, then buying Wedding Mayano's 5th potential is a waste of money. The same goes for corner adept if you play to bring Kitasan.
>>537486801He retired and the farm somehow lost himmotherfucker likely has turned into horse sashimi
>>537486896I use Air Groove
>>537486680The drool and her tongue belong in my butt
>>537486637Do umamusume also only live to their 20s?
>>537487017you could still have it as a backup in the event that creek doesn't show up to give maestro
>>537487043
>>537487069More like air goon
Did japanese scientists perform genetic manipulation on mares or what
Samson Big is your typical jobber horseWins nothing big, is not widely loved like Haru isJust has to retire with a shit career and disappear into the folds of history
>>537486896Maru, Suzuka
>>537486964Only popular and successful horses*I doubt most G3 murii~ fodders live to old age and not turned to glue
You won’t show your friends the special photos she sends you, right?
As a gay man the only sexually attractive uma is Suzuka.
>>537487132Truly
>>537486743you already have hours long concerts with idol hags and now you want them to dance in mocap suit or what
Uma feet are hot...
>>537487239More like Samson Small
https://litter.catbox.moe/djlefp8g024pidw9.jpg
>>537487313>even the literal fag doesn't like ryanUgly confirmed
you know whatspread the 1200/900 gaslightit is for the sake of the newcutiesthey will burn out and literally die if they find out the target is 1200/1200
My lovely uma
>>537486964https://xcancel.com/nyoronyoropyon/status/1953663292494467466Then why is meishi doto living in a dump
Happy Meek is weak to anal.
>>537485367PLEASE RESPOND
>>537487567me on the right
>>537487531So is Special Week
>>537487239Samson Big and her funny hat is cute but I'm not a fan of her MMA aesthetic
Happy Meek likes to watch me fuck Aoi’s brains out
There's nothing more painful than rolling Guts spark on an uma where you were leveling everything but Guts
>>537487498they will also quit if they do not get 1200/1200 because its hard to get, so it just better to give them a goal they can actually achieve.
>>537487567chiyono riding nishino flower
>>537487502I don't want any trouble ladies...
>>537472243Cute rapehorse
>>537487498900/1200 is doable and fine for Group A
>>537487239I want to disappear into the folds of her vagina if you know what I mean
>>537487531You could've just stopped at "Happy Meek is weak"
>mare propaganda genetically, stallions are still superior
Daiwa and Vodka are literally perfect
they will one day add contrailhold faith
farming for this cup is literally worse than rape
>>537487854Almond Eye, Gentildonna , and Vodka proved that isn’t true
>>537487926how is it any worse compared to taurus? you had to make shitty Taiki and Maruzensky affinity to proc med S
>>537487810It might even be optimal since less speed means youll have more stam buffer
I want a stamp
Too much slop in this thread. What hour is it?
>>537482274>TaurusI already won
>>537487992I want to stamp my cum inside Dober’s womb
>>537487936>Almond FraudEl em ay oh
Happy Meek's creamy autistic legs...
>>537488035this is your future
>>537488126Don’t get me more excited about this than I already am
>>5374880065AM in indonesia
which umamusume is v.iv rusty-coded
>>537487513If Doto was living in a dump he wouldn't be 28 years old.
She loves all the trainers.
That fucking Special Needs gave me hydrate before debut again.
>>537488072sure, then every uma that isn't part of the golden generation or 1995-2004/2011-2015 is a fraud because they all fought against no names
>>537487498Umalator says 900speed/1200stam wins vs 1200speed/900stam. And honestly, 900 speed 1200 stam is doable for newqts.
How the fuck i'm missing 2 carats?
>>537488394I'm glad you understand
my aces?1200/900 and 900/1200 to account for both extremes of debuffs
>>537488431sometimes team trials will give little gift boxes with 3 and 5 carats
>>537477152You clearly lost because the Gold Ship is smarter.
>>537488339She said my dick is the best and the biggest
>>537472662This gave me Cancer, but it was worth, thanks bwo
>>537488339Biggest slut in the game
>>537488339Tell me more about her i don't know anything about dober
>>537488339So much prettier than McQueen
>>537486637>Retired and Alive>Grass Wonderhe doesn't know...
>>537488339she said that only i hit all the right spots
This character is actually hot ass
>Last Kiss never ever>No kino storyline where (You) starve yourself to death for her sake
Guess the spark
>hates males>makes gorillion doujins of her and trainerOkay dober
>>5374889802* wit, no good whites
>>5374889803* stam
>>5374889802* wit
>>5374889803 speed
>>537488980wits 2*medium 1japan cup spark
>>5374889801* speed
>>537485123You rang?
Judging only by the skills, not really about perfect pink/white sparksWho should I rase to be my first 9* Stam/Pow uma?
>>537488921the WITGOD
>>537488510sex
>>537489023>>537489132Lucky bastard
why do some characters take years to release anyway?it's not a problem, just weird some get pushed back even more while they just release new umas that never appeared before
>>537489403That's just how cygames does it
I RAN ALL THOSE G1's FOR FUCKING NOTHING??
>>537489403People want daring tact, almond eye, and buena vista. It would be stupid to make them playable, cygames might accidentally make some money.
>>537489403blue balling fetish
>>537489179>Who should I rase to be my first 9* Stam/Pow uma?Whoever has +20% growth to either stat along with speed as secondary because you'll be able to easily hit 600 speed + 1100 your desired statHelps if you actually like the horse, so probably one of the cows.
>>537489540You made danchode happy at least
>>537489540welcome to cock and ball torture aka parent farming
not a bad finish for a resource run. Worth running in the cup?
fun facts about nishino flower:>no one likes her>she's not erotic at all
>>537489540oguri CRAPkek
>>537489540Now repeat that 100 times
>>537489598If you want to win? NoIf you just want to enter for kicks? Sure.
>>537489606but she's the second biggest whore after Dober
>Yaeno gives me stat hints 4 times in a row
>>537489606Bait but what the hell
>>537489598>Ran gold ship once, good enough?nyo
YABBA DABBA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MADOL
>>537489606literally everyone wants to deflower her
>>537489583I should've been more specificIf I want to raise a good parent, judging solely by green skill and the 9* stam/pow statSomething that can be universal or at the very least very useful for the kind of races that would use those sparks
>>537489606why did you post two lies and present them as facts?
Fuck it. Good enough. I'm tired, boss
>>537489757YADDA YADDA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>537489606wrong
>stay gold got mauled by all of his wifesstay gold had a hard life
sometimes i think normal endings are better than true endingsin normal endings your uma continue running in twinkle series with you, while good endings are mostly potrayed as the destination, the finish line, i don't want things to end...
>>537489830post deck
This is my second run with her since the first was a disaster. I am up to breed prime cunny, best of all we are legally married
>>537489830the amount of fucking witlets being postedkek
>>537475594that's my daughter you're talking about
>>537489830>two accel skills that are useless on this track>3 goldens that she'll be too dumb to proc consistently>no spurtgo to bed
>>537489606t. trannyer
yeah but no one wants to deflower trainers
it's her
>>537489939its probably this
>>537475319this pic made me very happy. thanks anon
Punch her in the face?
>>537490162not useless just could be better
>goldshi makes fun of mcqueen on the TT screen before a racethis game has so much sovl, it's these little interactions that happen because someone had these two together once, i wonder which other umas interact in the TT now
>>5374889801 power, 1 URA
Super Creek definitely fucks her trainerIt's just funny that everyone lets it slide
Will LB0 Vodka be useful in mile CM...?
>>537490294by the time that shit procs on a corner you'll already be eating the dust of everyone else
>>537490291Kiss her on the lips
They’re so good with the fans
>>537490356It has to be doneNobody wants to face an angry Super Creek
>>537490294They are literally useless anon.You cannot accelerate past your top speed.
>>537490364it's not that bad, you'll still be 20% away from max speed especially since power is low due to prioritizing stamina
>>537490356it's not like they can do anything about it. she WILL fuck her trainer
>>537489798>I want my first 9 STA/PWR parent to also have a good inheritable for EVERYONEhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/
KWAB
Is there any good skill point calculator? Just to choose desired skills and see the skill points I need. Preferably with discounts.
>>537482852>be pisces>my favorite is Tachy she wins this easy clap
Is Dober a misandrist? Kinda looking forward to her career story now to harass her
>remember that golshi support exists>borrow a MLB one just for fun>a lot of skill hintsdamn i was missing on it. it is a fun card to use!
>>537490501>>537490579I mean, they're like idols you'd think her fans would get ruffle but they sound like they'd get more angry if the trainer doesn't let Creek do her thing, it's so funny
>>537482852You will need 1200 stam and 1200 GUTS, yes, GUTS to finish this race.
>umamusume has controller support
Is this really a gatcha game??
You get isekai'd to uma world and become a Trainer>butThe umamusume you're assigned and fated to be mated by is Happy MeekDo you take the deal?
Holy smokes
>>537491140Not a fan of dandere
>>537491140YesI can still rape other uma's asses while happily married
>>537491106my lack of characters says yes
>>537489798Oguri Cap the goatit's always Oguri Capget that shit in your brain niggathe next 2 years will be Oguri Cap the goat
>>537491140200%
>>537490938this race is after the guts buff thoughbeit, so you'll want 1200 guts anyway
>>537486801>>537487043Did some googling because this got me curious. He was born 34 years ago, so 100% dead by now; raced in the early-mid 90s. Apparently he was very friendly and cooperative, and would often follow even without the use of a lead. Someone probably stole him for breeding. The Umamusume wiki said he was the 5th fate unknown uma to become a musume, but it didn't list the other 4.
>>537491140Sure, she’s cute and white horses are really rare and cool
>>537482274I'm a Geminis, so I literally have to win this cup in ~10 days and I am nowhere near having a viable roster.>>537491194If you even attempt to cheat on her she will preemptively kill you.
>>537490932if banging her trainer means my bet wins, I'd be happy too>b-but cygames said no horse betting in uma worldof all the bullshit cygames spouted, you and i know that that is the biggest load of horse shit, humans love gambling, everyone loves gamblingthere WILL be uma bettingso go bang your trainer if it means more money
Play her game
>run with great stats>shit skills and shit rainbows>run with great skills>shit stats and shit rainbows>run with great rainbows>shit skills and shit stats
Why are people constantly pointing out low wit?With 300 wit the chance to proc 2 or 3 of 3 gold skills is 78.4%With 400 wit its 87%, 500 wit is 91.4%Anything above 300 is fine if you're using two aces
will we ever get a lot more toughness 30 or should I save them?
I'M STILL DOING PARENT RUNS AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>537491359no big dumps, only a trickle like through the events currently running. You're going to need to burn carats at some point
>>537482852>Pisces Cup>Forces you to swim
>>537491340>>537491340>With 300 wit the chance to proc 2 or 3 of 3 gold skills is 78.4%49%, idk how you're getting 78.4%
Don’t you ever feel bad?
>>537491140easily, as long as I aoi-chan gets a futa cock. even if my foresight still makes meek second i'll still have her
ok theres no way mcqueen is good
93512751CM2, show off your aces, surely you have them already
>>537491482of 3 gold skills, not two out of two
>>537491140yes but i would get domestic every saturday after watching the Formuma 1 race
>>537491601That's 34%
>>537491601nobody is wasting skill points on 3 gold recoveries
I ALWAYS watch the concert if Meek makes the podium.
>>537491591>aces>plural>i don't even have a single horse worth shit despite spamming runsit's over
>>537491780Based
What did she mean by this?
>>537490897Not necessarily a full blown misandrist, as she's not openly hateful of men, but obviously prefers women.
>13th in hopeful>barely managed to win arima>no double rainbow speed>get ticketthe cunny gods are unbricking this run, it's destiny
>>537491515If she really deserved that win, she would have been able to defeat me in 6 different timelines.
>>537491869she's for (you) to love her
>>537491751you're retardedTWO OR THREE gold recoveries proc'd, out of THREE gold recoveriesNOT two ouf of twoNOT three out of three>>537491758just above there's a gold ship with 3 gold recoveries and people berating him for being a witlet
>>537491895Have you seen men recently? I dont blame Dober
Yep, it's gaming time.
>>537491140>matedno
>>537491895What's this from?
>>537491780>not based on an actual horse>still gave her the right ear ornament???
>>537491869Not enough people talk about how much of a creep Suzuka is
>>537492004>No groundworkglue
>>537492152Suzuka has nothing on her own VA.
Would you?
>>537492152>I want to be by your side>wow what a creepAnon...
>>537492042What’s wrong with sex with Meek?
>>537491869It means she wants to start a family
>>537491869This is why she's best girl
>>537492256>start a family>can't even breastfeed her kidsI dunno about that chief.
>>537489403Because we're on a pace of 1 uma per month. Sometimes a character is stuck on this weird limbo where they keep missing their release window and have to go back in line for another year.
how to build tachyon for long? her potential skill only works for pace chaser and surely that's dogshit in long races??
...I already know I stand no chance at the Hopeless Stakes this run.
>>537491140yes please
>>537492240meeku toes...
>>537492298don't worry anon, she's the one doing it not you
>>537492240I will train any girl, hell, I would even train the npcs that exists to fill the numbers in races, but I am no horse fucker!
>>537492139Why doesn't the Cygames CEO name a horse Happy Meek and have them race IRL?
>>537491335i don't wanna play more gachas thoi basically dropped all of the other ones i was playing for uma
>>537492485because someone else already did
>>537492152What do you mean?
>>537492316 (me)....I'm so glad I have 110 or something like 115 TP 30 bottles, this is becoming some bullshit.
Suzuka has a nice ass or not?
>>537492485they already did, there is a horse named happy meek because of the girl in game and now fans are wait to go full circle
>>537492240the only people I can imagine not fucking her is people without a dick
>>537492203Nani?context?
>>537491869
You get isekai'd in to the uma musume world.However, this is your uma.
>>537492545>>537492617Are they a jobber?
>>537492393Silence Suzuka nursing handjob
>>537492604Nice and slim
>>537492131https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?tab=t.0It's a google doc containing all the trivia related to anything involving Uma Musume. It's over 600 pages, but it's well separated so it's pretty easy to find what you're looking for.
this is top cute and you can't convince me otherwise
>>537492152we love that part of her
>>537492653I love NPC umas
baker?
If only Suzuka had breasts...
>>537492781I would kill and die for Algol
>>537492814ok I'll bake
Why’d you all make me horny for meek?
>>537492820she has breastsI have seen her nipples
>>537492687It's worse! She's a dirt runner
>>537492152Retarded woman
gimme an image for the next bread, first come first serve, if another bread is made i'll use them in future breads
>>537491140is the downside that I'm never going to win because someone else keeps rewinding time?
>>537492928
>>537492928meek
>>537493006>>537493006>>537493006
>>537492727idk anon that look pretty boney
>>537493012NOOOO, IT WAS MEEKS THREAD!
>>537492747well it's true
The daily carats from the pack don't count as paid carats? What the fuck?What are then Cygames? How did I get them? What the actual fuck is their problem?
>>537490309suzu spesuzu matifakasuzu air groove
>>537490291Inseminate her womb
