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mayano end closer seems good on paper for gemini. is there something i'm missing?
THE GOAT
SUZUKA NOTHIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MEEK'S MOMENT
Meekbros...
That's not Meek and Aoi, you lying faggot
>>537493046nope
Be gentle Suzuka…
He used the clock...
guys i called cygamesthey will develop a special meek scenariobut in it you must play as aoi and face against your best horses from other scenarios
muri~~~
I think a custom uma for single player modes would be a good direction for the game to go
Aoifags and meekfags got clockblocked once again
WHY DID SHE HAVE TO BE FLATCYGAMES
meek and suzuka are now sworn enemies
>>537493140My best horses all suck so I’m good
>>537493140would be interesting actually
>>537493149Mint Drop...my beloved...
Poor Meek
>>537493159Take your pick
>>537493140Yeah sure
I wonder how Suzuka feels about being the flattest uma in the game...
They should add a minigame where we could raise our own NPC uma...
>>537493273>Opera losing against Mayano
>>537493046she's the REAL all arounder unlike oguri FRAUD
>>537493273McQueen and Suzuka are smaller than several children
>>537493291goodshe is aerodynamic
>>537493060Next thread
>>537493301They could even give the option to name them however we want since the announcer only calls them by number instead of name.... but that by itself is it's own can of worms
every club will be eden soon
>>537493291I think it is amazing how McQueen is almost as flat as Suzuka but never get called out. It's like her tummy and nice ass get all the focus
>>537493273Wait, McQueen is a chestlet too???
Hopeless...
Aoi will let you train Meek but you have to agree to be in an exclusive poly relationship with both of them. Do you accept?
>>537493273imagine getting a naizuri from Mcqueen and Suzuka, imagine the friction and imagine how close their faces have to be
>>537493273Is centimeter exponential or something? How is Meishi Doto only like 30 cm bigger than ironing boards?
>>537493273>robbed of super creek sweater puppieswhy even live
>>537493398And we like them for that!
>>537493503extremely erotic
>>537493273feels so weird seeing them as a mixed bag of different artists
>>537493460>>537493398Bowtie hides the empty space
>Run goes well>Last year>Tazuna stops showing up on speed/stam>Max 1 speed rainbow every timeWhy does that always happen...
>>537493253Unhappy Meek
sea botters ruining every game
Fuck your rivals
umamusume tanuki yt channels recommended:https://www.youtube.com/@Syonboli_Tanukihttps://www.youtube.com/@%E7%99%92%E3%81%97%E3%81%9F%E3%81%AC%E3%81%8Dhttps://www.youtube.com/@dr_paperhttps://www.youtube.com/@hb9008https://www.youtube.com/@tanukihachimihttps://www.youtube.com/@%E3%81%9F%E3%81%AC%E3%81%8D%E5%AE%B6%E6%97%8F%E3%81%AE%E6%97%A5%E5%B8%B8
>>537493484heavy rain just adds to the fuckup chance
>>537493504do you know how bra sizes work?it is a perimeter that is measured from the tip of the boobs around the entire bodyso that 30cm is how far the boobs protrude from the woman's torso
>>537493656>>537493253https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBq_yZD-rnU&t=5s
>>537493159but that's the best part?
Aoi is really pretty
>>537493725i-is this an actual female poster...
>>537493493I would fuck Meek while Aoi watches
7 days to cm2, 21 days to cm3
>>537493814no, I just had a sister
>>537493621McQueen's flat chest and thicc legs are extremely erotic!!!!!!
Hello Toreina. Unforunately every uma has been scouted but luckily for you I have this one. Consider her your Pikachu in your uma journey.
>>537493847>measured his sister's titsBASED
>12* long>11* URAI'm all in on URA sparks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN0ZOBa__10
>>537493279the jobbing against uber meek will be kino when they update ura on global
>>537493504>>537493725you know, I'm so used to bullshit anime sizes that I look at the top chart being under 100 and think they're all medium sized. But stick a fucking 30cm ruler infront of your chest and that's how huge their tits would be. Like I'm sure they just have larger torsos too, so it's not quite 30cm jutting out but jesus christ.
>>537493926bro do i need glasses for this image
>>537493926TRUE
>>537493959Honestly dont know why they didnt introduce some nerfed version of her for global earlyIt makes URA something a little less than gambling compared to the other scenarios but not much
>>537493993no it is a perimeteryou would need to make a circle of the same size and place it on your man tits
https://youtu.be/I9QCGGSzovM?si=XfMllsbEWX2adIYT
>>537493926Mackweeb stabbed my FUCKING eyes again...
>>537494050>no it is a perimeterOh... Well that's 10x less impressive.
which uma would dope for bigger breasts
>>537494142haru
>>537493279shit they got the initial d aura
>>537494130well doto is still fucking huge
>>537494142Top Gun to look more grown up
>>537493273>rudolf bigger than FujiI don't believe it
>>537494142marvelous, she needs to be extra marvelous
>>537493926what is this? an image for ants?
>>537494142Vodkahttps://youtu.be/6hFr3C57dPE?si=jfNdYaIbg94oVzso
If you are reading this post, you might have been visited by the Uma Attacker. You will likely be on the receiving end of an Uma Attack in the near future. Lucky for you all you have to do is (NOT) respond to this post with "Nice Nature you can do it!" To avoid being attacked. Do NOT reply to this post or Nice Nature will appear in your bedroom ready to perform an Uma attack on your at a very inconvenient time!
>>537493273Bourbon looks much bigger
where are the club rewards, I thought those roll out at the start of the month
>>537494050nta but I'm having trouble visualizing it. You say a perimeter, but then you mention cicrles so do you mean circumference?
>>537494264golshi you can do it
>>537494187Her tits are like 4cm bigger than the flattest girl there.
For parent runs do you guys get everything to 600, or everything but Guts?
I NEED TO KNOW RAMONU SIZE
>>537493273I love my gambler nonetheless
>>537493926
>>537494264Natie is a good girl and would never rape me
I accidentally touched Tachyon's breasts, what's she gonna do to me?
You do know breasts are like noses,rightKhazar milkies
>>537494464I don't know, but wouldn't it make more sense to make a parent as though you were making an ace? Doesn't more stats past 600 make it more likely you'll get stats you don't want?
>we can’t see Meeks breast size Sad
The trials reset in an hour. Surely you're in retention range...
I think Nice Nature is shit.
>>537494339I'm ESL, so I just stuck with the math terms that I quickly reference from wikipedia
>>537494576Happy Milk...
Is Meek autistic?
>>537494589I'm at 473k surely that's enough right???
>>537494570It doesn't. First the game rolls which stat it'll pass down, then it rolls the number of stars according to the value. I think skill sparks work the same way, they're all rolled separately so that learning a skill is never a bad thing for a parent.
>>537494673yes danchou
>>537490309Curren and Mayano Top Gun
>>537494589Retaining class 6 is easy but I haven't been able to update my TT umas in ages since the CMs are so close to each otherCan't get top 100 anymore
>server reset will be a shitshow againNot looking forward to recruiting. Any late-nite anons need a new club tomorrow? Looking for a couple anons that want top 150+ level of active. Would love to get your id now before I go to sleep as the morning time is always awful
>>537494670
>>537494683But I thought 600 was the threshold for that? Meaning anything under 600 wouldn't get rolled, no? Then again, that's retarded of me to think because I glued a bunch of guts and wits star umas...
>>537494589surely I'm safe, right?... right?
>>537494834Under 600 will get rolled but it cannot be 3 starred.
>>537494464Stam and power are the only blues worth using.>>537494570Getting a stat over 1100 improves the odds of getting 3*, but you still have to pass the 20% check to get the right one.
>>537494589my b3 team luckshitted a 505k win
>>537494887yes bwi
>>537494564So if take Silence Suzuka as the band size/underbust at 70cm, then Meisho doto has a bust size of 99cm, then that would mean there's a difference of 29 centimenters, which which is just shy of a foot. If the 29 centimeters the circumference then the diameter is 14.5 centimeters, which is just below 6 inches. Going by this chart we can then conclude that Doto has a cup size of E bordering on F. Unless I did something wrong, feel free to correct me.
You know, for gacha breast enjoyers youre truly missing out.
>>537494931wtf the uma is the one getting raped?
>>537495020Imagine spending enough money to pay for multiple strip club visits to thirst after a live 2d model.
>>537494142King Halo.
>>537493414>"Hitler-chan took over, iLoveBleedingFistula is now 2nd!"Eh. Wouldn't even clash too hard with some actual IRL horse name.
>>537495014We probably need an actual woman to do the math for us
>>537495014you need to take in the waist into account too
>>537495014I just went by the radius, the only girls that should really stand out then would be the short stacks, as the breasts would be proportionally larger on their torso. But I'm also a man so idk
>>537494834That's what every video sounds like they say, but I have proof that it ain't true. I think the blocked guy said try to avoid them from being over 600? Maybe a language barrier moment where he meant they can't be 3-starred?And to top it all off this stupid honse won every SINGLE race except the URA finale for some god damn reason.Don't spend money on this game.
>>537495093kek
Which uma's racewear will you be rocking in the Trainer's Stakes anon?
which uma would start a let's play channel called poneyplays and eventually have the nostalgia critic as a guest
>>537495018I want to kiss Kingu on the lips
>>537495093
>>537494834Under 600 cannot be 3*, 600-1099 have a 5% chance of 3*, 1100+ has a higher chance of 3* I don't know what it is.
What will you do with september's 20k gemmies?
>>537495020Show me something having fun with that gameplay and those dailies
>>537495135I was using Silence Suzuka's bust size Doto's waist size since she seems to have a relatively similar torso to Doto and is completely flat.
Which umas are the best at NTS
Can someone explain me how tf i have so many pieces? i don't know where they came from
>maxed out power Rice Shower
>>537495479legend race
>>537495147>the only girls that should really stand out then would be the short stacksMarvelous Sunday may not be the biggest, but her tits are massive for her frame.
>>537493273imagine if uma were like draph...Marv doesn't even come close.
>>537493273why is tazuna there
>>537493835wtf i thought gemini was in 3 weeks?
>>537493273There's no way the umas are that short
>>537493429yeah im ditching mine for thisjoining them next month I pull 10m a day
>gemini in 6-10 daysBreh, I haven't started my 2nd ace or debuffer...
>>5374954793*s come with 60
>missed the marvelous sunday derby because i fixed my sleep schedule
>>537495656I haven't even finished my parent yet, I've been working on a grandparent this whole time. I don't think I'm gonna make this one.
>>537495518Same for that fox one. Sorry I forgot your name angry little traditional fox power horse with huge tits
I feel like I've heard Suzuka's voice before, but more angry and bitchyI can't remember where so hearing her speak is like a whiplash
Bros it's so fucking over... I'm getting demoted....
>>537495656I haven't even finished my first aceunironically just gonna put my old nice neicha in there and build a second debuffer or something
the accelerated schedule is making these CMs unbearable, I can feel the burnout coming
>>537495709im skipping this for open leaguethis way i can mog cancer
>>537495596Theyre literaly female teens
>>537495756Why are you posting Oguri Cap
>>537495656>>537495709i gave up making a parent, couldnt' find a spurt + stam parent in time. literally making goldship now and will do second ace after.
>>537495260Tachyon's for peak clownery.Sirius otherwise
>>537495796She lost me too many races.
>>537495774Not even gonna enter lmao
Sucks that manhattan cafe has no fans.post art of her please
>>537495719Inari One is her name if this is who you're thinking of.
So are they skipping summer maruzensky? It'll be october when the next batch are announced... that's almost winter...
>>537495950horses can tank the cold
>>537495778>after seeing all those Akebono jokes I always thought she was at least 2mman nips are literally manlets
>>537493273This list is ancient, Cafe for example got updated later to 72cm, a bunch of other umas got revised down the line too and especially for game release.
>>537495506so legend races give around 80 pieces? that's a lot
>>537495656I'm still strugling with my 1st
>>537495774If anything it decreases burnout by giving you less reason to try
>>537495950How's my Goldship for this CM bros? I'll redo it with Long S and sadly go-home specialist didn't proc from mejiro mcqueen, I just need input to make her better.
>>537495947Yeah Inari One.>that picturelmao she's positively psychotic in the cingrey manga. Is she as angry in the game? Doesn't look it.
>realize i gave all my horses lone wolf so it doesn't work during races after careerRUH ROH
THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST TRAINERS, TAZUNA
I'm not happy, but with the CM being only a week away I don't really have a choice in the matter.
>>537496062Something is wrong
>>537495913what do you mean, we love cafe here it's just that there are too many cute girls to post about and too much cooldown
>>537496001Enter
>>537496062Didn't mean to quote
>>537496124Gold Ship as parent instead of ace? What are you cooking up
>>537496062I think your gold ship won't activate her skills with F style aptitude bwo
>>537496084Just think of it as a debuff. It means no one else can lone wolf.
>>537495774it'd be nice if they at least gave us 50% more borrows a day to deal with the 50% sped up schedule. I'd do 5 runs a day if i could but i can't and after the 3 borrows i'm not very motivated to do more runs with my lower quality umas
>>537496148I still find it funny that jotaro was "16"but it's kinda true since teenagers just were different a few decades ago
>>537496175could possibly be urara since goldship second to king, which is still abysmal
>>537496074Based on this wording, I'm assuming she's a genki retarded like all the others in game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRJa8Y070CA>I have enough time to stockpile carats to get all my targets.phew
How large of a margin do I need to front run even with shit aptitude? 100+? I have 446 speed, 400 stam and the next fav after me has 334 speed 253 stam. I feel like I'll win this easily, but once that gap starts to close should I swap back into pace?
>>537496062Why is your Goldship so ugly?
What did Cygames mean by this.
My beloved...
>>537496062don't take triple 7. it procs 300 meters after the lategame starts so its pretty useless.
>>537496345wha is his CM status?
>>537496001Oh yeah. Sometimes they luck out.
Will this golshi be competable in the next CM?
>>537496434It's absolutely worth taking if your stamina gets tanked.
why the HECK do other umas have>if it's monday and you're on the final corner and 12 place gain 10 gutsand Tachyon just has>LOL FREE STAMINA GURANTEED
>>537496062>carrot goldship
Is it worth making a Nice Nature Ace solely for All Seeing Eyes?
>>537496491>310 witKEK
do i even have enough for smaru with 11k carrots right now? i just realized it's coming sooner than I expected
>>537496548Whose unique ability grants guts?
>>537496475This usually happens when one of the parents is a foreign one
>>537496434>>537496506Thank you. I will take Cooldown next time and hopefully the Long sparks hit!
Anyone got that image of Tachyon with the small tachyons around her and some attacking someone in the background?
>>537496350Why is frontrunning weirdly bad anyway? What mechanics cause it?
shhhh manlet trainer might get angy
>>537496475>6'7One of this dude's parents is NOT Japanese.
>fuck up one (1) arima kinen>duty of dignity level 2>my gemini mcqueen is now glueSIGH
>>537496640Yeah the long spark will hit for S long but then instead of Cooldown you will get Deep Breaths
>>537496716umas for manlet trainers?
>>537496737You know that Unique level only affects how many points they get in Team Trials from activating it, right? Right?
>>537496175Trying my hand at making an Oguri End. It's been a pain, but I'm curious as to how it will turn out. The stat sparks a bit grim.
>>537495778Oh damn, I'm smaller than creek and taiki
>>537496691It would be the best running style in the game if it weren't for how much it relies on overstatting your opponents.>Completely negate brocks
>>537496737duty of dignity isn't even good, and skill level ups affect practically nothing anyway??
>connecting>connecting>title screen'dDid cygames servers get nuked by chinkbots again or what
>>537496691Your speed gets reduced to 96% in late and other positions get acceleration multiplier to catch up.Your winning strategy is to pull ahead early/mid and hope they dont catch you. Summer Maruzensky is for instance amazing for this.
>>537496785Stay Gold
https://poal.me/xl4x99https://poal.me/xl4x99https://poal.me/xl4x99
>>537496814london
is it true that Fine Motion goes to ireland at the end of her career mode or that's just what happened to the irl horse?
>>537496475kek those hags oogling at him made me laugh
>>537496737oh no your duty of dignity will now provide 35.35% speed instead of 37.45%, it's literally over, time to glue
Does winning the same G1 twice in a run, like Queen Elizabeth, give more affinity or do you just have to win it once for max effectiveness?
TEAM TRIAL RESET SOON>CLASS 6 (SEMEN) RETENTION STATUS?>CLASS 5 (ERECTION) PROMOTION STATUS?
>>537495778>I'm the same height as Teio.
>game takes a second longer to load>it's either fail/mood down/-30 energyNice code lmao, it happens every time
>>537493006anons, is the event worth doing for the... well, I don't even know the free horse's name. Is she good? Meta?
I require your strongest miracle
>>537496928Unique levels do not provide stat increases.The only difference is between a 1-2* Horse Unique, and the 3* version of the Unique which gets renamed.Unique level 1 provides the exact same bonus as Unique level 6.
>literal manlets in the threadJesus christ how tiny are you6.4 master race
>>537496997Noooo I didn't need to know this!
>>537497038
>>537497040What is the point of raisin the level of the unique then.
>>537496475hey it is the mcqueen's trainer!
>>537496814>>537496983Oh right, SEA hoursGet buffed you fucking monkeys, compensate >b-but compensating is le badNo it's not, being short and not fit is worseGo train, get those muscles moving
>>537497038I guarantee you'll succeed. Just click the button.
>>537497038>not even 50%you derserve to fail
>>537497120More points when the skill activates in Team Trials.
ON A BORROW RUN TOOWHAT THE FUCK
>>537497046>tfw not tall enough to be attractive and not short enough to stand at boob heightwhy even live
>>537497126I'm whiter than you'll ever be, Musadir.
I'm 175 and fat :D
>>537497164STOP LETTING HER EAT SWEETS
>>537495778sex with every under 149cm umas
270 cm represent
>>537497146we keep going
>>537497164>not frontrunning
i almost accidentally bought 4 gold recovery skills
>>537497164>Place in Heavennow that's a horse I would like to train
>>537497164Anon do you think...love can bloom on the racetrack?
>>537497205SARMOVE DOS MASKELS SAR
I'm so hungry...
>>537497278Glorious.
>>537497164mogged by long caravan
>>537495778>Teio 150cmsuuuure, she's the "I'm 180cm I swear" uma version
Why is the retention line lower compared to the last two week? is this actually because of people quitting after cm
>>537497278i cant believe this happenedhow would i have known
If it weren't for the event points I wouldn't be doing all these mindless spark farming bullshit
This is literally me.Give ma an uma wife.
I love my child bride Mayano!
>>537497164if you want to always win hopeful with mcqueen you need to spam speed and wit until the race and only after that train stamina
>>537497453Hishi Akebono
>>537497439>we need to wait 2 years for the based umassad
>>537497038Light work, I'm not even thinking about it when I click
>>537497453>>537497490I don't get it.
>>537497421But you have earned the approval of the three goddesses by displaying your commitment to gambling. Your sparks will now be 3* blue, 3* pink, 3* URA finale.
>>537497164
is B style aptitude good enough? I don't want to waste more pink slots
>>537497504Even more anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMiz-qlTFZI
>>537493273Cafe my wife
>>537497421I hope it was worth this (You) anon.
>>537497609if a donkey has sex with an uma, can they give birth to a mule?
>>537496737>only 2 recovery on paceIdk why you even finished the career.
Can't wait for CG season 2 in 2027
>>537497598for career run? sureit's just 10% wit penalty and it doesn't affect skill trigger rate
>>537497605Ryan surely is stacked
>>537497697>*umule>umulepyoi umulepyoi
>>537497787I wonder how Ryan will look in CG lmaoShe better be built like a brickhouse
>>537495778>hishi AMAZON>womanlet
>triple URA spark>no spurtNyoo
Matikanefukukitaru.
How do you even create something like that?
SPEED POWER STAMINA
>>537497609whats the third one say I cant read moon runes
>>537497926Mati FUCK
>>537497916Amiya Vega Pasa...
>>537497926
>>537497951>1 recovery>300 witlol
>>537497870I'll be glad if she makes an appearance at all, she barely appeared in the S1-S3 anime
>>537496691two mechanics cause it.1: style dependent phase speed. each style has its own speed multipliers. picrelA race is divided into 6 equal parts. part 1 fronts can get a lead. Parts 2 and 3 everyone tries to get into a comfortable familiar position from 2-16 lengths behind the frontmost uma based on their style. At part 4 they end formation and just let their natural speed carry them, which usually causes the pack to scrunch together. at part 5 the lower speed cap is removed and everyone can acellerate up to their personal best speed based on their speed stat.fronts are the slowest umas for most of the race. the longer the race, the bigger a liability that is. a 16 length lead can be defended for a sprint or mile's ~450 meter final leg, but on a long when the final leg is 1000m, it can be pretty hard to hang onto the lead.2: wits checks. every course is divided into 24 equal parts. every time your uma moves to a new block, it rolls a wits check based on its awareness of its surroundings to see what it will do - change speed, change lanes, or both. The problem is, the frontmost horse doesn't have these. It just goes at the expeted speed. Only additional frontrunners stuck behind the leading horse has these wit checks, until they pass and become the new leading horse, then they become retarded again and the former frontmost horse gains the ability to think.So unless there are multiple frontrunners with good wits and mid-race velocity skills to faciliate trading first place back and forth every few seconds, the rest of the end/late/pace behind them will close the gap and easily overtake them come phase 5.
>>537497951>only one stam skill
>>537497951The power of money
>>537497916Amiya is TRASH.
>>537497678>my friends gave me thiswho the fuck gave her that?
Global is so shit, why can’t we just have uncompromising fun fucking greedy jap corpo
>>537496475Me after gene therapy drops and I go to a South Korean clinic without a translator
>>537498072She's the final hurdle for Oguri's career irl so she's kinda important I guess? Idk, maybe they'll substitute someone. Doubt it though
Funny thing about mules, theyre sterile and theyre superior to both parents.A mule could probably outcompete a thoroughbred racing horse if donkeys were ever bred for racing, but theyre quite slow compared to a horse.In the meantime, modern camels became 30% faster because arabs got cash to spare.https://youtu.be/yH16LnaqFyI?si=ZuECxt-rHKAH2_W-You dont fuck with camels. Theyre smart enough to race on their own too.Also have some racing memeryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uUO5jLz0iY
>>537497951Big moneySmall brain
Go FUCK yourself Gold Ship.
>>537497561
>>537497926Please run this uma.
>>537497951By making some terrible financial decisions
>30 energy is 10 carrats>you can sometimes get 10 carrats from the raceWhat's the chance you can get one drop each run...?
>>537498263No refunds.
>>537498369same chance as getting a 3* spark
>>537498198Also, those camels are racing 10kms or 6.2 miles in american.Imagine breeding an uma for 10km CM
>>537497951>Long S>1 recovery>Medium Corners
>>537497918SCAMMER
need a list of umas that leglock so I
>>537497951You know, maybe it's not all lost.Maybe winning gemini is possible.
>>537498198>In the meantime, modern camels became 30% faster because arabs got cash to spare.So AoE2 was right...
i saw sweep tosho's budding breasts bouncing in that new concer ToT
>>537493006Is TT just rng bullshitMy f2p ass suddenly got this score out of nowhere
>only two of my supports showed up across all five training optionsWhere the hell did they all go?
>>537493925What is the goal of sparks for runs like URA ?
>>537498686Proof?
>>537498190Did she even appear yet in Cingray? I hope they don't substitute her, she deserves some attention
>>537498702Placement bonus + wins + skill activations, but yeah it is RNG bullshit but you can tip the odds in your favor with a well built uma
>>537497870This single panel is all we have for now
>1200 stamina>have 3 gold stam skills>they all proc>one rushed can kill you anywaysActually retarded game
>>537498702>f2pSure buddy
>>537494264Anon, ALL umas will rape you if they want you and there is NOTHING you can do because they're stronger than you.
>>537498814Higher wit gives less chance of getting rushed.
>>537498580>an hour
>>537498849Nah I believe him. I got 540k once because I got placed against a WITSMAXER and all my horses came in the top 3.
Good evening I'm currently suffering through CM2 build hell where I cannot for the life of me get any of these cunts over 1000 in both speed and stam.
Got an SSR from one of the pink tickets
umamusume is a luck game
>>537498791who is the left depressed horse
>I can barely scrap a 800/1200/600 uma>faggot in club discord who spent $2000 is constantly trying to humble brag>"awww guys my 1100/1200/900/400/400 Gold Ship failed to get Right Handed is this enough? :("I need to leave just because of this faggot.
you have 43m left
>>537498545Teio for sure
>>537496739SHIRAOKI SAMA
>>537498928My f2p Golshi is better than that pos your whale brags about.
>>537498928name drop faggot
>>537498865I want to have unprotected sex with Nice Nature.
OISSU
>>537498954IM PROMOTING TO CLASS 61500 CARATS ARE MINE
>>537498865Natie is a good girl she will never rape
>>537498973PickleSavant
>>537498954It's actually over.
>>537498849I'm 100% F2P and I have 579k right now, it's very easy to reach high numbers in Class 6 if you go up against people who are certified WITMAXXERS.
>>537498561Well probably, this one for example got the last place even though my 3 umas had way worse stats. I think it's just to early to decide who you want to run cause you'll meet only whales in CM practice runs.
is the Duty of Dignity Calls good for CM?
leave the womanlet umas to me
can't seem to get Mcqueen stamina up to 1100 even with 20% growthI might have to run double stamina parent for this bwo
Fuck off Viewer G, she's mine.
>>537499253I'm using 18* stam and it's still fucking hard
>>537499245Standing paizuri...
>>537493273For more of that Bust and Cup autism, try this /uma/nons:https://negifukyu.xxxxxxxx.jp/bustcheck/cupchecker.htmlBasically, it determines what bra size and cup your uma has by inputing the height, bust and waist, respectively.
Do I build my Rudolph for Pace or Late for this upcoming CM? Don't say End Closer or I'm going to give your location to your Uma Musume and they will rape you in the not so nice nature way.
Please kneel to my titcow horse
>>537499398End Closer End Closer End Closer End Closer End Closer
Is Cheval Grand a cuck?
>>537499427>No Teio StepGlue
>>537499398Late rudolph is better unless you want to run another late.
>>537499427your lucky seven?
>my 1200 1200 golshi keeps losing simply in pubilc because the competition has spurtgrim
>Double Affinity Parents>Long Long Medium for one side>Long Long Turf for one side>Have gotten more Medium sparks than I've gotten Long and Turf sparks
>>537498702What team rank are you at for reference?
>>537499530luck issue
Why is the monthly carat pack considered "free carats" not "paid carats"?I literally pay for them ...Let me use them for the daily 50 carat rolls dammit.
>>537499457you mean for this? it's not her fault her trainer is a cheating piece of shit
>>537499596
oissu
>>537498914Nameless mindbreak hors
is 3 sparks even real I've been playing this game regularly since day 1 and I haven't got any
I've fallen out of retention range
>>537499613because of that reasonbut the initial 500 are paid carats so you do get 10 rolls
>>537499701interesting
>>537499564Im now here >>537498902>>537499101Oh that JPmeme really managed to gaslight alot of players, I tried Wit Bakushin and it got rekt by Pow Bakushin
>>537499530Umamusume is a luck game
>>537499739I need 30 rolls though!
>>537499427this is gonna lose to some B+ horse some causal uses for Team Trials
>>537499613You only paid for the 500 paid ones, the 50 daily ones are just a gift out of cygenerous kind heart yet here you are complaining
>Get Goldship with 1150 stam 900 spd and all the skills I want>Stupid bitch self destructs in the ura semis and gets rng fucked into failed careerFuck this worthless bitch.
Now that club rankings are resetting later. Are you happy with your current clubs or are you planning to switch?
im falling out of rapetention range
>>537499729That's not first-rate of you.
>>537499725I got a random King Halo 3 star speed before I had any idea what the fuck I was doing
>>537499596Nice Natie has a impressive wife vibe, different than Air Groove or Super Creek, but better because more "realistic ?"
>>537499907nyo I'm leavingship is sinking
i just realized i have no work tomorrow
>>537499907we're ranked around 2800s but they actually trade shoes so I'm content.
>>537499907I kinda want to change club but I like danchou and some other people in it. it'd be nice to join a club full of other very active losers like me though
>>537499867all you need to do is buy the 1500 carat pack
Idk why I thought this was a good idea. There goes the lazy way of getting spurt I guess...
>>537499907i want to leave but i'd feel bad
I've been playing Tachyon nonstop for the last 8 hours.Still can't get Tachy to pull out a Long S from inspiration. She has 9 stars from parents inspiration but she'd rather get Pace S with the only parent that has 2 stars on that. No wonder she retired early, her owner must have broken the bitch's legs himself.
>>537494196habeeb it
>>537499907yes my /uma/ dancho is very cool
>>537496475being so tall with a small dick must be grim
>>537499907If the carry leaves I'm out as well. It's not like I'm slacking or something, but it's clear that this guy is carrying the entire club on his back.
Summoning Unbricked leader with this NeichaDid you send out invites the day before yesterday? I posted near the end of the thread and didn't get a (You) back then
>>537499907DON'T LEAVE THE CLUB YOU FUCKS
which /uma/ club is the Harvard of clubs
>>537499907My club is just dead
im gonna train laisu into the whale killer ace
i hate this spark system
>mlb sweep>"""""f2p deck"""""oh i am laffin this jap is so out of touch
>>537500419good luck gwo
>>537500419we all have one week left so good luck
I wanna lick twin turbos clit
>>537500468sir?your rerolled mlb deck?
>>537500468MLB SR sweep is f2pMLB SSR sweep is p2w
THIS IS A PUBLIC SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENTTO ALL THE SLACKERS IN THE CLUBSCOLLECT YOUR CARATS QUICKLY - THE BIG CLUB KICKING WILL COMMENCE IN 17 HOURS FROM NOWYOU HAVE A GRACE PERIOD OF 12 HOURS TO COLLECT YOUR BELONGINGSYOU BETTER DO IT FAST OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF HAVING YOUR CARATS DELETED
SEX Nature
>>537500629Mr Pokke please...
>>537500591nah you don't know
>>537499907Switching clubs just for some tiny rewards like some materialistic whore is insanely gayI'm staying with my bros even if we're far behind other /uma/ clubs
>>537500629you still get the carats even if you get kicked after reset
>>537500629cant you get reported for griefing by kicking people out of the club like that
>>537500629https://chronogenesis.net/club_profileGET YOUR KNIVES READY LADS, UNLESS YOURE IN UK
>>537500632IS THAT A
>>537500714inb4 your club is in top 500
>>537500632I am a fan of having sex with Nice Nature.
>>537500632GOD I LOVE HER FLUFFY PUBIC HAIR
>>537499907my club is active but not too sweaty so I'm happy
ok but HOW does guts become important later in the game
>>537499907Dancho is finally kicking the sl*ckers so I'm staying
Stop calling me a slackerYou're all just too tryhardy
coffee
this racesim shit is dogshit a front just demolished the lobby
>>537501026Who is kicking the Dancho slacker though
>>537500591MLB Sweep is also f2p, I got her in 5 rolls I swear
>>537501126ITS GOOD TO BE THE KING
>>537500119What's your gameplan for actually getting her recovery to trigger?Finding another player with a frontrunner that isn't urara with 200 stamina will be like finding a unicorn.
>>537500720do you have proof for that?if so - no grace period, just ruthless kicking the minute the "Its a new day" message hits the field
>>537501080It might sound a bit weird, but I wonder if she would allow me the honor of filtering my coffee using her panties haha.
>>537501104You have one week to prepare for the autist you'll get in your final with 3 Seiun Sky children. Now go grind up a new gemini team.
>>537499907Eh, it's fine, we're a bunch of randos at 3k but everyone donates and chats funny shitI'll stay
>>537501135MLB SR Sweep is easy during Kitasan Reroll banner. Not sure why you are acting its something special?
CLUB AUTISM HITTING FEVER PITCH IN 5 HOURS
>>537499907Danchou said he's going to annihilate dead guys so I'm staying plus club is chill even if e-sporting a bit, which I think is very good.
>>537501126I honestly dont care if the dancho himself is slacking as long as he's doing his janny job of cleaning undesirables
>>537499907Around 350 mark, p chill.Expecting a purge.
>>537499907My club literally don't talk... We just put shoes out and repeat.
>his club is below 1kOH HO HO HOMIGHT AS WELL WHORE YOURSELF OUT TO MOB UMASOH HO HO HO HO HO
>people run out of time to grind acesNeicha is just going to be on every other cm team for the next 4 years, isn't she...
drop your ids if you need a club. looking for cm enjoyers that use borrows and also want to trade shoes. top 1k and above
I see some fags here with some weird loyalty to their sub 1k club.Just so you know, your danchou will replace you with a 190M fans player from discord without a second thought. You gain nothing from staying on a sinking ship.
Uma Musume is RNG game no skill
>>537501181The plan is me bringing that front runner. And using Race Planner, Gourmand, and Swinging Maestro.From all my runs I can pull it out with some greens or speed skills while hitting 1200SPD and enough stamina. Only need the Long S.
>>537501471Show me where on the doll the CUMA danchou touched you
how many fans per month is considered not slacking ?
2 front runners + pace chaserGOOD LUCK CATCHING UP FUCKING GOLD SHITTERS
>get 2050 gibs on resetEating good
>>53750156115m
>>537501189nta but I'm pretty sure that's how it works as well. As funny as kicking somebody and 404ing his gibs would be at that point it's already in your mailbox, I don't see why kicking him would matter. it probably just has an expiration date like all other gifts
>me in my sub 2k club
>>5375015611.5m a day at the very least.
>>537499067>anon is in the same rando club i joined day 1wtf
>>537501583Have you tried it in an open room? Because they will lol.
JOIN MY CLUB PLEASE GAWDDDDD FUCK BEING DANCHOD
I just made a club that has me and 4 of my friends in it so we can have a funny matching club tag
Is calm and collected better than Mcqueen's welfare skill? Early game is kinda bad but then again mcqueen can also activate early or too late
>>537501583I saw a Bourbon with the groundwork combo, 1100 speed 1200 stam, and Long S. That shit was scary as fuck and beat everyone
>>537501682SHUT UP LET ME COPE
Wait in what club is Danchou anyway?
For CM2, isn't Professor of Curvature kinda meh since it's going to trigger in the early-mid race?'cause that could save a lot of skill points, meaning less total turn spent on optional races and a bit more training.
>>537501686Shill it
>>537501762>
>>537501764if it triggers after position keep is over, it doesn't matterit is still pure benefit
>>537501764Your uma getting into a decent position mid race isn't a bad thing.
NICE NATURE DESS
>>537501764It can trigger multiple times
>>537501764hard to tellspurt doesnt have a position requirement so its less priority to keep your end closers ahead in mid racebut at the same time if all end closers have spurt then your end closer being 9th will mean that you lose all things equal
Is this the first gacha game where absolutely everything is decided by rng?
>>537501679...Is that you Zae?
>>537501762Dekinai
>>537501937MTG is 32 years old
>one week til Seiun>one week til geminiAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa stop the clock!
>>537501967No, 4.
>>537500280He'll answer soon probably.
>>537502095>no extra gibs or even TP potions to compensate for the rushed schedule>were not even getting QoL anymoreThanks Cyjews
>>537502187CMs are getting my 3 borrows a day and that's it
>>537502119Why do none of your umas have ura finale bro.
>>537502053>modern MTG
>>537502134Why is this so real?Every time I feel like watching my girls, they perform like shit but when I skip to the results they put out huge distances
>0 friendships over 1 friend all summerkill me
Did Cyjew change something stealthily? Last week I'm getting absolutely dogshit rainbows or not at all... wtf is going on?
>>537502095>three weeks until hishi amazonThis is what sucks the most to me, I thought I'd have more time to save
>not being grateful that cygenerous lets global experience the pure jp client experience
I want to die
Does anybody have any information on how to build for miles? This GM is almost certainly a wash for me, but if I start prepping for the next which is a mile, I might be in a better position.
>>537502368Summer banners are for sure in October as well. Man, things are just going so fast.
>>537502284I'm still working on a URA Finale parent
>>537502383Is this what heaven looks like?
>>537502404get 600 stam and 300 guts then go for 1k+ power and speed
>>537502345Just luck. My Gold Ship CM attempt literally had zero rainbows with 3 Speed / 3 Stam for like 7 turns in senior year.
>accelerated scheduleIs she gonna win
How important/much of a difference do Stamina Eater procs make for this CM? I have two Gold Ships, where one is worse on average in the sim by like 1 length under the other but the worse running one has Stam Eater (and additionally Gold Ship isn't my current main ace right now)
>>537502134Thanks for being the messenger anon
imagine being beaten to death by all the loli umas
>>537502404https://youtu.be/XRJa8Y070CA?si=DxurPXaakSO_sqb5&t=625
Why does God insist we suffer through this?
>>537502376JP had more time to prepare for cm albeit globalcuck
>>537502491>Sleeping LionSay goodnight.
>>537502491>334 Wit>No Long S>No third gold recovery in case SL gets fucked by UraraIt's over.
Highlander build...
>>537502491>only 1080 stamina>uses Haru on youHeh nothing perosnell
>>537501278I got only one copy of sweep and I sparked kitasan, it's not feasible to mlb it in one banner
every time i see someone post "you must pull these banners" shit, i flashback into my destiny 2 days and youtubers making "YOU MUST GRIND THIS GUN NOW!!!" videos
>>537502491>trusting sleeping lion草
LET ME INI DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
I can't wait to recycle my gold cleats after getting Aoi dupes from the SR tickets
>F Front running tactic dies late gameso is ~ 500 power when you stop front running and go pace?
>>537502505Stamina eater combined with a debuff urara or something can outright kill competitors thst didnt overprep. It won't make or break on its own but every little bit helps.
>>537502646He literally explained the next CM in two minutes, what is the problem.
How to get this without MLB SSRs
New to the game and the characters seem very nice so far so I need some leads on which ones to focus on to find my favourite, which umas (Current or upcoming) would let me suck on her toes right after a training session?
>>537502792Submit your free will to WitGOD
Neicha is core for mile too, isn't she?
>>537502792Witmax
>>537502728wtf are you talking about
>leader>last login: 2d agoits fucking over
>Cooldown perk isn't even guaranteed from Mejiro SSRWhat the fuck is this bullshit?
>>537502792by witmaxxing speedmaxxing and powermaxxing
>>537502896I've found that front running the beginning of your career has more success because less chance to get blocked also fewer skills so wit matters less. But after a point running with a suboptimal strategy seems to start losing races. I just wanna know how much power you need in career to do your spurts
>>537502757I don't think he has an issue, I think he just has flashbacks of his destiny 2 days where youtubers were making "YOU MUST GRIND THIS GUN NOW!!!" videos.
>>537502597retardanon here. what is the deal with the harus? i don't understand
>>537503002fuck your whale deck
What does positioned towards the back mean?
>>537502996>Mejirono one called her that
>>537502996Welcome to gemini ace prep
>>537502996>gives you Hydrate
>>537502491Post deck...idk what to run for my Taishin
>uncs and hags love urara>twitter loves urara>reddit loves urara>trannies love urara>spics love urara>chinks love urara>gooks love urara>sea love uraraSurely this place hates her, right?
>>537502491600 power taishin loses to 800 power goldship
>>537502816
Does another front counter urara or does she still ruin Taishin?
>>537503127ORA
>>537503013dont do the front runner gimmick outside of your debut race
>>537503127Are you going to hate her just because you let other people dictate it for you?
>>537503073yes we do
>>537503162
>>537503127>bitter contrarianyou are home at 4chan
>>537503057>1LB Kitasan (lol lmao)>MLB SRs which everyone should have by now from sparking Kitasan and SC>borrowed MLB FMI don't know what you want me to say anon. You asked for no MLB SSRs.
>>537503127She's going to die a virgin just like /uma/, kind of hard to hate her.
>>537503127I can't really hate something I don't really care
>>537503220Front runner works up until senior year
>>537503220>Literally don't lose a g1 doing front runner until tenno sho (spring)in fact after losing the second tenno sho in the autumn I swapped to pace and won everything after.
>>537503310Cute neicha
>>537503316>sparking SCNobody did that
Are we Nicemaxxers?
>>537503002Im gonna try this now what legacies did you take
>>5375034986* stam 12* pow
>>537503498Fine nature is absolute broken tier,just like Kitasan. Its just you dont use it outside sprint/mile
>>537503480>not having SChave fun with gemini bro
You stupid little cock sucking faggot piece of shit
>>537503002>342 staminaLmao
>>537503657shoulda frontrun
you just need to spark the pal cards every scenario its not that hard to play the game. Then borrow whichever card that has a meta skill
>>537503687If he has maestro he is fine.
>>537502617But I got MLB Kitasan and MLB Sweep Tosho in one spark. In fact this was detrimental to because I think I should have rolled more since my Support cards are kind of dookey outside of those two.
I only know medium and long races, I feel like a fish out of water in mile, help me seriru I need cm3 prep..
>>537502996Which Mejiro are you talking about
>>537503570Can't find that shit MLB anywhere though
>>537503909Use the uma database you dumbass
>game is easy, just get MLB cards
>>537503967Ez peezy that'll be 900 usd every 4 months
>It's been 3 days>halfway to the points I need for the doober card>9 days to go Nice, my first MLB SSR, probably mediocre
>>537503794Count your blessings, there's no universe where 0lb kitasan and 0lb sweep is better
>>537503967You're not poor... Right anon?
>>537503687works on my end
Open League is fine
Lol, I see people are making debuffers for the next cm. Good luck to them.
>>537503967the game is still retarded bullshit even with mlb cards
>>537504118Debuffers are OP as fuck though
There's nothing wrong with being put into B Tier anon.
>>537504083Based Bakushin enjoyer
>Club TallyingI'm leaving as soon as the gibs come in, and picking a club that I won't be top 5 in within a month.
>>537504118You say this as if adding another paceshitter to my roster was going to make the bigger difference.
WAKE ME UP
>>537504171Yeah, sure, especially when everyone maxxes stam and has 2+ gold stam recoveries.
the moment i make my first 9* stamina uma is when I will say I beat the game>but CM and TT!already won one cycle of those, don't care
FUUUUUUUUUUCK I WAS HAVING A GOOD RUN AND I JUST REALIZED I PICKED THE WRONG PARENT AND THIS ONE ISN'T A 3* STAM
since cm ended i've been trying to make an at least 2 mile 2anystat bakushin for inheritance for a frontrunner/dirt taiki for tti haven't succeeded onceand today i'm going to advance to group 6 anyway which makes the last week more or less pointless_____on an unrelated note: call it
>>537504370and now the game will pick up on this and bless you with 3* sparks
>>537504191I'M TRYING TO MAKE A TEAM THAT WILL SURVIVE B TIER I JUST NEED A LITTLE BIT OF POWER JUST A SMALL TINY BIT THEN I HAVE TO DO THE SAME THING OVER TWICE
>>537503967ウマ娘 is a slurper game albeit
>>537504438Lets see your team anon
>>537504118People are lazy and are just going to keep reusing neicha or dump a few debuffs on an urara and call it a day. Much easier than trying to build yet another ace that can compete with a competent end.
>running without kitasan borrowlets see how we go.
>>5374999072 niggas that averages 3-4 fans a day in the rando casual club im in stopped playing a week ago because of CM. Club went from like 1.5k to 5k in just a span of a weekI'm probably leaving if someone else leaves too. This club is dead and can't even fill my daily shoe donate
should i train an end closer oguri for CM2
>>537504534wrong movealways have MLB kita or you are wasting your time
>>537504282The worst encounter for me getting it twice in 3 days span forcing me to rest 2 turns before just in case
>>537504526Good for us. More lazy natures mean stamina is going to matter more down the line.
>>537504581Do you have Taishin?If yes, then no.If no, then go for it.
>>537504581It'd at least be funny to see /uma/ tard rage at your podium team before realizing you are running her in that style.
Can goo goo babies be played while constipated?
>>537504523You wanna know who I'm going to use? Because I haven't gotten a single decent ace yet.
>>537504638mood down event into night owl combo just happened to me right in september of senior yearactually a run ruiner
>>537504581Yes, I'll be running end Oguri Goldship Taishin
yall >SGAI HAI DEIO SDEB :DDDDD is FUCKING USELESS on end closers why did no one tell me this shit
Oissu
I wonder if I should just Sandbag into Group B to get the titles
How can I build Maruzensky for the Gemini Cup?
>>537504753>lets put the pace chaser skill on an end closer
>>537504595Still starting debut on 200 speed, so we're tracking so far.
>Seiun unique requires 1st place Isn't that kinda useless if the entire lobby is filled with front runners? You're just hoping for rng at that point. The moment one person procs it, everyone else is dead because they can't be first anymore.
>>537504753Teio is a useless midget who needs more coffee poured on her, sorry you didnt get the memo anon
>>537504753Thigh High Teio Sex
>>537504815B-B-BUT IF SHE GETS INTO <3 SPOT ITS OVER FOR YOU!!!
>>537504581I'm thinking of running End Oguri tooIs B End enough?
>>537504852Frontrunner is the whale style albeit
I hate Karaoke
>>537504852There's a reason you run 3 front runners bro
>>537504830i will be very surprised if you dont feel the lack of rainbows
classic comedy, getting 2nd in the debut
>>537504638Peter Griffin ahh horse.
but what is the teio step
RNG in this game sometimes just makes me want to smash the phone against the wall. This shit is downright infuriating sometimes
>>537504753What the fuck are you talking about?All you have to do is be 2nd or 3rd on the final corner or beyond which every end closer is going to be.
>>537504852The strat is to run 3 front runners who fight for lead mid race
>>537505026But she got 1st
>>537504948To be honest with you, 70% of the time she rainbows alone 25% of the time she's with king halo
If everything sucks except endcloser this cm does that mean you run 2 endcloser aces?
>>537504964It's him, the torena.
>>537505059I GOT BROCKED
WHY EVERY FUCKING X10 LOOKS LIKE THIS I ALREADY HAVE NARITA TAISHIN MAXXED I NEED A FUCKING SSR OR ANY STAM SR
>he pulled
>>537505121That's a viable strategy, sure
>>537505130A different skill wouldn't have helped you in those circumstances anyway, so you may as well go with Teio Step.
>special priority>everyone hangs out at guts or wit for 2 turns>doesn't show up 3 turnsIt feels like summer
>>537505121yeah and get megablocked by all the bricked build of random retards you run against
>>537505121everyone is probably running 2 end aces with last slot either a mcqueen/oguri pace or an anti taishin front urara
Matikaneboomhauer
>>537504776You dont, her ability doesnt work properly on the track.
>>537504948came 2nd in hopeful, whereas usually I come first, bad rng on speed trainings but I'm at 320 speed and I think I'm usually closer to 360-380 so maybe this is the effect of kitasan? I probably would have had my first rainbow with her by now.
I fucking hate the uncap system so muchWhose idea was it that you'd need 5 copies of the same fucking thing when the chance of getting a single copy is 0.75% and pity at 200?Especially with these prices too, god damn
>>537505169cledit cald, firuthy gaijin
>>537505121I'm seeing either that + a pace in hopes of getting a lucky promote, or 1 end + 1 pace + debuffer sabo urara.
>>537505430>Whose idea was itthe guy that wanted the game to make some profit
>>537505121Golshi, NN debuffer and groundworks Oguri for me.>>537505430Cyjew execs because game is made for Japanese officer workers that have 1 hour of free time per day, no gf, no whores and disposable income.
>>537505430>Whose idea was itbusinessmen and shareholders'
>>537505430Japanese salarymen never complains and will just screech or commit sudoku when he finally breaks
End El Condor Pasa is fine
>>537505430First gacha game?
please stop mutating your umas into abominations
>Whose idea was itJews
>>537505430You rike?
>>537505430>Whose idea was itMe. What you gon' do about it?
My prep for Falco begins when Seiun drops. I'm sorry it was just too hard to get her to run in a Long.
>>537505737why is always the jewswhy do they ruin all my hobbies
MAYANO TOP GUN SR CARD SUCKS MASSIVE DICK
>stamina eater is just -0.5% stam which is about 1 while blue skill rec worth So it's trash?
>>537505851They're the ones bankrolling the companies supplying your hobby
>>537505430>Whose ideapeople that love money
>>537505858Yeah, mine
>>537505858>zero friendship gauge even at MLBwhat a slag
>>537505819check your faxi sent anthrax
Endchads, GolshiChads, how do we combat the upcoming Front Runner menace? Wrong answer: running 3 of your own Fronts
Reminder to skip Seiun Sky and save for Summer Maruzensky next month
nice fake math, cygamesfucking scamming cock suckers, they absolutely nerf your horses randomly so you don't win 100% of the time in career
>>537505896Its basically a normal recovery that slightly eats pacers. Not great,not terrible.
>2 sub 3 million fan clubmates afked a whole week before rewards>got kicked and replaced>+100 ratingBrutal and I don't think it was okay to thing to do
what on earth is this guy seething about
>>537505896Consider instead that one gold stam recov is 3 white. You've drained 1/3 of a gold stam recov.
>>537505858and yet these 4 people keep borrowing her everyday and now I'm too scared to swap it out
>>537506173what am i looking at
>>537506148I plan to. We hagmax in this household
Wife Nature
>>537505896I wouldn't go out of your way to try and line up parents for it, but every little bit helps and it can randomly gas out paces that aren't ready for debuffs.
>>537505373What makes Nice Nature so erotic?
>>537504902I need the full source
>>537506173naruhodo na
How many carrats is your club getting?
everything looks like aislop nowadays
explain this
I'm saving for Manhattan
>>537506228idk but he posted big numbers so he must be correct
>>537496491>1100 + 2 goldYou can tank *one* debuff. With how hard it is to build debuffers for CM2 that might be enough, although I expected every single Golshi to have Stam Eater.
IT'S ALL MARES WITH MASSIVE BREASTS IN JPWHAT IS GOING ON THERE
I just want to join a club where everyone just tries for CM but no fan requirement, they'll get them from just running parent runs anywaysAlready got some pussies in my top 500 club crying about dirt shoes
>>537496570Not really.One debuff is not enough to collapse anything, those skills points would be better spent on literally anything else that would make her better as an Ace.Source: tried exactly that several time during Taurus.
>>537506746Peak umamusume
>>537506746>massive breastschrono is not happy
Now THAT is a sexy mare.
dont let everything distract you from the fact that king is taking care of urara more than her actual daughter kawakami princess she's just as bad as her mom lmaooooo
this month will be better
>>537506746prooves?
>>537505225King Halos design is cute but her stupid laugh when she wins a race makes her unplayable for me.
>>537496640What kind of shitty burger just tear itself in half like this?Gluten-free ones made from rice flour?
>>537506746Uma musume is tit game
Is there a place where I can read all the dialogues and stuff without playing the game..
>>537506254this image makes me diamonds whenever i see it but finding the source of this sloppa is impossible
>>537506925Urara just happened to be her roommate
>>537505821How many turf sparks do you need? I'd like to try her in CM 3 too
>>537506746Uma started dying in JP so they're trying to revive it
>>537506937Pearls before swine
>>537506437Poverty SSRs are purposely made to be as strong as SR.Also>zero speciality priority
RUDOLF SISTERS DON'T LOOK
>>53750708410 to get her to A on character select
>>537506949dayum girl dont go dancing braless
>>537506437Left is a decent wit card and right is an ok roamer.
>>537503036one of sleeping lion condition isdistance_diff_rate>=75 (distance percentage between your uma and first)urara will fall behind by a lot, your taishin's distance_diff_rate will easily be less than 75%
>>537507139It has 15 training effectiveness.
>>537506746I WILL NOT FALL FOR MARE PROPAGANDAI WILL NOT FALL FOR MARE PROPAGANDAI WILL NOT FALL FOR MARE PROPAGANDA
>"hmmm i should probably save this support ticket cuz banner resets today">use it anyway
>>537507234Now how do I find a 9* blue 9* pink borrow...
>>537507282it is a wit cardyou want that wit recovery, not the raw stats
owari da
>>537507312You won't have a choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co09NS3BklIharu urara front runner
TRIPLE DIRT CROWN IN THE 5TH ANNIVERSYBELIEVE
>>537497421Kaiji is proud of you, Anon.
>>537507373It's a roamer. You want it to be able to be as little on wit as possible to give you better numbers in the other stats.
>>537507092Gakumas stole uma top spot in jp. it's basically uma but with cuter girls and no anti porn autism
>>537507491this is pointlessyou could run the actual stat you want instead
Teio!
>>537507491>>537507282Its Motion but shit
>>537506998just imagine the rest of that image yourself bwoit's probably just mayano with her legs spread + peepee in her or something idk
>>537507565But if you want both more stamina and more speed. Then there is no card that does that. But a roamer increases the stats of both.
>>537497916>those earsThat's a donkey.
>>537507365you'll have to lower your expectations just a little bit for now Falcobro and drop some blue stars.There's an 8 star stamina 9 star turf on the database and he's full it makes me so sad
>>537504581maybe bro
>>537507538im@s is simply the superior idolge
truly cygenerous.
This is your CM destiny
Ok I'm satisfied
>>537507808one of my favourites, i dont even play the game
In conclusion my kitasanless run ended with decent speed training RND, so her not being there was to be quite honest rather negligible. Her absence hurts the early game a little bit, I had to switch to pace sooner, but it didn't affect me too much. I lost the URA finals but that was as a pace with 11 other pace runners, I swapped to front runner for that one after a clock and came first by 1 1/2 lengths. In summary, kitasan is good, but not vital and I think I rather the event point boost from the cards I was using while I parent farm. 2* wit
>>537507808>censored hag garbageyeah nobring back u149 cowards
Urara is just a shitty lone wolf.>bring her>cuck your taishin>don't bring her>someone else cucks your taishin with their urara
I've done over 50 runs trying to get groundwork, playtime's over and tail held high on a single uma and I still have not succeeded. And this without trying to get a good pink and blue.
>>537508065urara actually removes pacing down so your end can go to the front at the start
>>537507775I don't want to fight inheritance RNG... Getting S Medium mindbroke meIs it the Maruzensky? I had just checked too
which carat pack was the best value one?
>>537507092I would argue it's getting second life again due to a mass coverage of Grass Wonder and also the Overseas reaction to Haru Urara.
>>537507840stop playing grub it's not good for your mental state
Any drama? If no, someone make up a drama.
>>537508210Still not buying intern-kun
>>537508210biggest pack is always best anonmath and simple division and multiplication is for losersdon't think, just buy
>>537508210none of them lol..
El Condor is just Shiburin they aren't even trying to hide this is just Imas reskinned
>>537508261Flat umas (below 85cm) should be removed from the game
>>537500280Uuuuhhh ... I send invites out to everyone that asked I think..If you didn't get an invite, I can send you a new one
>>537508206YesFilter by 7* blues or maybe 8* turf to find something usable for now, but then you'll be on the hook for bringing 2* turf which may or may not be a problem.
>>537508354And impaled on my cock.
>>537508210bwo just invest in a good onahole thats easy to clean its more fun than gacha
>>537508210Not talking to a retarded paynigger
>>537507840>paid magna grid
>>537508210none
>>537508371Sure, I'm in a club at the moment so it might just be that I can't see the invite right now498365257945
>>537508206>I don't want to fight inheritance RNG.>wants to run falconYou realize what you are signing up for right? She's going to have inheritance full of Turfs, at most 8 distance sparks on perfect bloodlines, fighting inheritance is literally Falcon's struggle.
>>537508210Only thing I remember is that the vodka one has the worst value by far
Kaichou is for ________
>>537499907I want a club that bring better rewards but I'm also not willing to do more than casual efforts in it so...
>>537508210Divide the amount of carats with the price.Whichever gives the highest number is the highest value.
>>537508426I bought a very expensive and fancy one and can't cum with it due to decades of death gripping. Worst investment of my life. Buy carats instead.
post your ids so i can invite you to my club, you can have multiple invites so just pick the best one
>turn 4sex now trigger charming and hot topic and I cum my dick off and fry my dopamin receptors
>>537508586I don't know maths bwo
>>537507840
But what if Maverick latesurger?No one is bringing late surgers so it's basically free speed.
>>537508210The only paid deal that isn't an outright ripoff are the selectors just wait for those
Is gakumas worth checking out
>>537508630your loli onahole sir?
Why is this boy such a bully?
>>537508378I do have Turf sparks but it'd be at the cost of any other decent sparks... I'll still try though, thanks for the info>>537508534I assume S in distance is even more important for Mile? You'll bring me to tears
>>537508692one person being lazy with neicha ruins you, but still not a bad gamble if one of your aces is late.
>>537508526anon.......
>>537508692They literally accelerated the schedule. Most people are skipping, ie they'll just bring their medium debuffer, ie evil nature.
>>537499907i'm leaving everyone is also leaving or mia i hope i can get into a /vg/ shitter thread
KING
>>537508672
>>537508792Sowwy... There's just no way to check untill you've left
soooo any T500 I can join?
Is your Taishin CM ready anon?
Danchou... Im sorry, but I'll be leaving in 4 hours
what's stopping uma musumes from violating their trainers? sure include the sexual kind if want to, but talking about physical, like straight up bullying. teenager girls and their mind games are diabolical you know?
I'M CALLING YOU OUT DANCHODE YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET FIRST LAST CM I'M LEAVING THIS JABRONI CLUB
>>537501909Source?'cause that's a bold claim.
>>537508953No, I am cooking McQueen
>>537508784Distance S is pretty much always good. The Turf S you might grab while trying for it is really good too though. When prepping for Falco just hold onto any 3* distance or turf pink you get if they're serviceable.
agnes digitan
I'm fairly certain that I can highroll 4 spd 2 stam with only 5* stam into 1200/1200 with enough stam rainbows and gold inspirations. My two inspirations gave me 2 long procs, 2 URA procs and 2 PTO procs (not including many other whites) even though they were both grey.
>>537503002huh it worked
>>537508784distance > field > style(unless you're late surger lmao change that shit)
>>537499907I'm just staying until the ranking is over so I don't fuck over my club. The novelty of global wore off after getting the first Taurus title, which I missed back in JP.Good luck with the accelerated cms lmao
>>537508953She's barely ready for my cock.
>>537509261>distance>urara is sprint>field>urara is dirt>style>urara is late surgerHoly shit, she is built to lose on purposeWhat the fuck did they mean by this?
>>537509136>>537509261Thanks anons, I'll check if I've gotten anything decent with Mile up until now. Highly doubt it since I've been stuck in the longer distance CM rat races
How much stat do i lose if i have a 2* instead of 3*? I mean start stat + inspiration
My Goldship is winning CM lobbies!
>>537509390that goldship looks a little weird...
>go to chronoslacker>cant see my scoredanchou please
>>537509191grats anon
>>537509447I will remake it to be better!
how much stamina do I need to do g1 long races with and without swinging maestro/corner recovery
>>537509191Just think, one wrong decision and you would have ended at 11999
every SINGLE FUCKING TIME i want to rest and restore mood, I get the fucking karaoke
>>537508559Oguri Cap
>>537509261late surgers can't be that bad
>>537509390wowi hate every character
>>537509663I only recreation once at start of career on turn 2 or 3, I swear this game is hard coded to give you karaoke if you go for a 2nd recreation early in a run.
>>537509609as much as possible
>>537509609>without400-600 with 250+ guts>with300-500
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/characters/rankings/threesize/cup
>>537509762they're big gambling right now, ok to run as a secondary ace but there's plenty of reasons to run a pace trying for lucky pace or 2nd end or even a front. You are just going to seethe if they're your top ace for CM.Also doesn't help their best gold skill right now is on a dogshit guts card.
>>537509609700+ i think, i still fail to win them sometimes
>>537508210Bro get the limited ones on top first, why are you looking at the bottom for.. unless?>>537508708Selectors?
>>537509896>McQueen and Suzuka flatter than Twin Turbo
>>537507808I don't even play gakumas but my dick is immediately rock hard when I see fanarts of these two and Ume
https://x.com/NakayamaFesuta1/status/1962299839661875512damn i got bricked up, shes so cute irl
>>537509896One of the only tier lists that matters.
I can't get anywhere near 1000+ speed without having to massively ignore Speed...
>DEBUT: LOST>CHARMING: NONE>HOPELESS STAKES: LOST>SPURT: UNPROCCED>LONG: UNPROCCED>SUPPORTS: IN GUTS>REST: NIGHT OWL>G1 RACES: LOST>COOLDOWN: AGEMASEN>MAESTRO: WHERE>SUMMER: NO RAINBOWS>LOTTERY: TISSUE>AKIKAWA: NOT MAXXED>WIT: 1*
>600 speed 900 stam>jobs at URAsigh i just want sparks man
>>537510127is this her 3rd foal?
>>537510127I'll do my part and make Almond Eyes into a great mother in the umaverse as well.
wait if running the wrong style is a wit debuff, then does getting s rank in your style mean you need less wit?
>>537509896I wish fanartists would consult the chart instead of drawing all my flat wives with disgusting sacks of fat hanging off their chests
Would your trainee enjoy your scent?
>>537510281600 speed is shaky for URA, go 800 atleast
fuck the club rankings is already tallyingthe fan runs i do now wont count right?
>>537510127I hope Still I Rise lives up to the hype.specific children of legendary hors rarely do unfortunately, it's all about the numbers game
>>537510381Too bad, I wish every artist would draw every uma with giant tits
>>537510381suzuka looks like a man
>>537510315S style is a 10% buff to wit compared to A. So if you have 1200 wit, running an S style will give you 1320 wit.
Pace chaser or a debuffer as third?
>>537510527pace, go 3 aces or hybrid
>>537510527depends on the rest of your team? pace chasers just feel so weak this cm unless they get lucky promote
>>537510398Sometimes I wonder whhat's wrong with women and their odor fetish
>>537509896>fanart has kitasan and transcend with basketballs tied to their chest>they're like barely above mid hereeither they stand amongst titans or the fanart lied to me.....
Finally figured out why my horses were getting worse even though my cards and knowledge were getting better. I was just gambling too often and too early. Stopped doing that and my shit doesn’t suck any more.
>>537509896what the fuck how is it possible to have larger tits than marv
GUESS YOU'D BETTER BOUNCE BACK EVEN BETTER THAN BEFORE!
>>537510695>kita eclipsed by his own son
>>537507594Stop bullying this cinnamon roll!
>>537510048This brat
Not cool, fucker. At least don't sabotage your rentals. You were my only source long pinks with groundwork.
>>537510695why is kitasan a prostitute?
Because I only have one decent stamina card, I used a mlb wit card and got slightly better results.
>>537510986typical quitter, blaming everything else but themselves
>>537510986yeah fuck this playerbase for slurping and not complaining enough
cute retard
Hello Toreina-san.Hm? You've been waiting in this spot for your date for nearly an hour now? It seems you have been stood up. What a shallow person to not see the good in you.Coincidentally, I am here and I am free as well so perhaps we should go on the date together instead.
>>537510986>blame the playerbasewhat the hell did i do?
>>537510986What'd he do?
>>537511071<I'll pass.>
>>537510398
>>537510398are horses smell fags
>>537511071She didn't kill her, right?
>>537510986I wonder what this guy was sneeding about. Either got his feefees hurt here or on discord I'm guessing. Or tried to roll for the brides and got shafted lmao.
>>537510876have you seen Doto?
>>537510986oh no no no umadolkeks this is your umadol...?
what causes one to crash out that hard?
>>537511190yes, google flehmen response
>>537511120Don't know who he is really. Just found him from the DB with 8* groundwork and good long sparks. Then just today, he changed his rentals to guts sparks before quitting.
>>537511304>6-8 thrustsmaybe I am a stallion after all
>>537510986Falcobros...
>>537511190They are half animals so it makes their sense of smell is far stronger
>>537502558You knew the CM schedule since launch. You've had months to prepare.
>>537511126Coincidentally toreina, it seems your apartment had a leak and has been flooded with water, so there really is nothing for you to do but hang with me until it is fixed.
>tfw I forgot to rest before summer camp again
what kinds of skills should I look for to build a pacer for gemini? other than refills
>>537510695Poor Kita, thats basically 2 jumps in 3 days.
NEED FLAT UMAS
>>537510986main character syndrome thinking there has to be some bigger blame for him crashing out.
>>537511364Damn, being a trainer is a painYou'd probably have to use stronger body spray so that your human phermones don't do stupid stuff to uma musumes
>>537510281600 speed means like 250 pow. You never actually got to 300 speed.
>>537511547I didn't forget to rest and got night owl, it's ok
>>537511694Meant for >>537511404
>>537511694nice deodorant fuckface, unfortunately >you sweat
How do you get 1100+ stam with just 2 stam cards
>>537511874mejiro mcqueen and super creek double rainbows give me like 70 stam with lvl 3-4 stam training
>mood down before Classic Year MarchAha. A lesser player would have clicked recreation, but not me.
>>537511874show deck
>>537511874still have to highroll your speed rolls in as few trainings as possible and know when to go for value in stamina. LUCK
>>537511939CURSE OF MAYA-oh never mind then
>>537511874high rolling with URA sparks and 18stamina i guess
https://youtu.be/C1MshDjUKo4 new nip kino dropped
>>537511874know your min and max and avg payouts with facility levels in mind
>>537511632I learned today that there are 11 uma that are flatter than Nishino Flower and Sweep isn't even one of them.
>>537511874+20% stam umas and NOT HAVING NIGGERS SITTING ON GUTS FOR 4 TURNS IN A ROW
>>537512231Where are her arms?
>>537512231w-where are her arms...
>>537508909I wish we had a web store to buy from that was at a discounted price.
>>537512262>>537512275she's been disarmed
>>537512231Nishino Armless...
>>537512243wakie wakie it's time to wit and gutmaxxx
>>537507636Green Lady does that.
>>53751187418* stam and luck
>>537509896>Suzuka and McQueen have the same sizeWow, never realized that
>>537512365plank?
>>537512365adult women with perfectly flat chests are ideal for mating presses
The body can handle losing an arm but it can't handle losing a toe
>>537509896>diamond mogs half the cast despite being a middle schooler>even gentildonna and newer maresHUH
I was so blinded by the skill spark hunting that I forgot the most important one.. without 18* stam parents I'm not gonna hit that 1200 and all my skills will be useless
>>537512790>>537512790>>537512790bread
When will we stop being 2nd class citizens?
>>537510986Gemini is bringing down to earth all the Taurus luckshitters.
>>537512832I guess it's true that Hoyo gachas fight other Hoyo gachas
>>537511710my power was at 450 actually
>>537510695imagine your claim to fame being that you're the go-to bargain fuck like grenadier guards
>>537510695>1500 yen to have sex with Satono CrownJAPAN I"M CUMMING!
>>537493273Marvelous Sunday is only barely top row
>>537496724Er, probably both.
>>537509896Proportionally she's smaller, but shouldn't Akebono be the second biggest after Doto?
>final skill buyAgnes has her 1000 stam, her ulti, Maestro and Planner.I have 350 SP.Do I buy BoFA since I didn't reach 1200 stam, or do I buy Tail Held High + Standard Distance?
>>537511632Can't wait for tama
>>537510695This should be converted into an enkou ranking chart.
>>537517220The latter. BoFA is a crap shoot, might as well gamble you won't get hit by debuffers and go for the extra speed/power
>>537493847I have two sisters and they never discussed tits or bra sizes with me
>>537494338server reset, three minsGIBSSSSSS
>>537494339yeah it's a circumference. the circle being measured from the nipples of the breast to around her back and back to the nipples again. Basically waist size but for tits
