Previous: >>537625984>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Narita Brian (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)8/28 - 9/10: Story Event9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR)Next Rate Up: K.S. Miracle (Alt 3*), Hishi Miracle (Alt 3*), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
Kinda bummed out that we don't get to train Happy Meek, or that she doesn't get to interact with anyone
>>537646665Sexy
Which one to pick for upcoming cm, anon?
can you handle her as your wife?
taiki shuttlemy goat
post clubsI don't think a bunch of clubs are even in the rentry
>>537646738Air Groove hivemind!
>>537646738>>537646747hmmmmmmm
goodbye
>>537646738>>537646747?
>>537646738>>537646747
>>537646738>>537646747discordbros...
>>537646747>>537646738
>hishiama card hint>stats>end closer savvy >statsfucking nigger GIVE ME SPURT
>>537646725As parent*
Digitan LOVE
>>537646738>>537646747aiiiie
>>537646584AlmondLove got 3 spots open. We're a B~B+ tier club and expect decent activity and will to play.
>>537646850I’ve only ever gotten spurt when it was senior year
Air Groove is ugly and unlikeable
UmaDASH has two empty spots left, we are aiming for the Top 100. Just do 25 million fans a month and it's all good.
>>537647065Rice Shower said this
Air Groove is old news. Give me the new hotness Admire Groove right this instant!
2 spots open in Basashi. Casual club, trade shoes and be active. Post ID or send invite with /uma/ in profile.
Daiwa Suzuka
>>537646738shes a very forgettable uma
>>537647213I love this little shit like you wouldn't believeI have no idea why I like her so much
The first thing I'll do when I join the club is ask for dirt shoes
Wife-shaped uma.
>>537647213How can you not hate her?
whore sexo
any club with a 15-20m quota?
Wedding Mayano status?Wedding Air Groove status?Carat status?
The fear on this guy's face as he touches Dream Journey
>>537647279You'd have to be a seething loser to hate your proxy daughter
I love wholesome parent child bonding
>>537647323canonically the tracen bicycle
>>537646747>>537646738So there is a sloppa discord and you two retards couldn't settle on who dishes slop first, huh?Like >>537647223 said, she is pretty boring
only bitter, npc uma musume dislike Urara. So if you read a mean comment about her is probably that bitch Imagine Losing or Ketchup Step
>>537647323dober sexo...
>>537647323Why is this men hater appealing to men
is running 2 end closers during gemini cup a trap? or is it the safe play?
>>537647417skipped, using her base outfitskipped, using her base outfit14293
it's good to see more and more guys posting tanuki
is there any hope for frontrunners in gemini
Oissu
>>537647479it was just a coincidence nigger, here's the source https://x.com/azuki_azukki/status/1962814003304128874
Getting boxed in is actually the most anti-fun mechanic in this game, you literally cannot respond to it at all.
>>537647714You literally cannot respond to anything that happens during races though.
>>537647693long front runners are trash until Kitasan becomes playable, Seiun Sky sucks don't bother
>>537647693yea if you get matched with horses without enough stamina or urara front meme
>>537647286My club unironically bankrupted danchou of dirt shoes LMAo
>>537647786What I mean is there's just no skills that can get you out from being boxed in, once it happens it happens.
>>537647574It's pretty safe. I've had good performance on public test rooms with this setup.Very unlikely the 2 end get fucked.And McQueen sometimes gets free pace promotion and wins.
Should I pull for either of the two spotlights or save for something else?
We need members apply niggers
>>537648009some of those have BIG bulges....
>>537648064>like thempull>don't like themdon't pull
Is Top Cun actually playable as an end closer?
>>537648064do you like them
>>537648069>discord clubno thanks trannies
>>537648009Did they go too far by giving all the girls different shaped cameltoes in their track and swimsuits?
>>537648009>vodka is a mareInsane fact
>>537648064if unsure just saveyou will get spooked anyways later
>first ever non bakushin A+>16/16 wins, all three triple crowns (classic, spring, autumn)>hot spring ticketi know she basically has no chance of winning with no S long and the unreliable golds but i kind of just want to throw her out there in CM because it was such a godly run considering i was just trying to get a good parent with the G1 wins
>>537648069my daily fan gain is too small to apply sorry, go find some autists
>>537648009For me it's Hishi Amazon
>>537648069No thanks I have a life
>>537648009um? mayano?
>>537648069>sweatshop clubHmmmm nyo
>>537648069are you the danchou?
>>537648009why is mayano here
>fuku parent run>8+ mood down events>5+ sleep deprived>night owl>single rainbows the entire run>claw machine dropped all plushies 3 times in a row>don't get any of the sparks I needthis might be the most cursed dogshit run I have ever had
>>537648184Have you seen her grave? She's buried in Sussex but at least she's buried under a tree from home.
>>537648417Fat wonder
>>537648169We don't have a discord though>>537648235>>537648294>>537648320bwos we have people with less than 30 million fans in a month we aren't no life sweats...>>537648364No danchou got called Reddit last time he tried to recruit so he told us to shill
>>537648297>>537648368Probably the modder couldn't face the fact he's been fapping to a stallion
>>537647434Same.
>>537648406you should have prayed harder
>>537648184mares are not supposed to win the derby
>>537648009this is porn
You guys like Air Groove just because of her fat tits, non?
>>537648471I think I can do 25 average, I just don't want to feel like I have to push 25 if I ever happen to drop down maybe 5m due to having a life, or something.
>>537648471im sure i saw someone shilling yesterday and like 6 people applied and replied to the post
>>537647207trainer suzuka
>>537648559No, sometimes she cleans my house.
what a travesty
>>537648136>>537648136>>537648136Some assistance please
>>537648559I didn't even know she had daiwa tier tits. I just really really like red eyeliner
>>537648645I need art of little daiwa coming home from school to seeing tachy naked on the couch with like 4 mares and being told there's dinner in the fridge
>>537648009Is there any lore to some of them wearing pantyhose
>>537648069What's that description supposed to mean
Should I keep doing Speed for Power or all in on Stamina?
>Tickezo late surger rank A>use her as Front Runner rank F cause I forgot to change it back from the debut race, still won every raceare the letters ranks a meme or what?
>>537648559Fat ttits and the office lady aura
>>537648735she works in all 4 styles, but her weeding version is better in every way if you're asking for the original
>>537648735yeah? You need an End spark though. She's very mutatable
>>537648756It gets me hard
>>537648735she has B rank end closer, why wouldn't it be playable
>>537648567desu if you're already in a decent club I'd just stay there, I don't mind 25M a month but I think the danchou would find people that can get more fans>>537648613idk the danchou said to shill in club chat like an hour ago though>>537648780Something about the connection issues during the Kita banner probably
>>537648559I like when stern women have a hidden soft side
Where is Girls Legend U. Is she safe. Is she alright.
>>537648818stam imo if you are using her for CM
>>537648780PriConne reference I assume
>>537648559She reminds me of my friend's mom before she went a little insane and used to cook very good food and I always wanted to fuck her when she hugged me. My friend's mom
I'm a faggot. Which uma is for me?
>>537649072stay gold
>>537649072Gold Ship
>>537647693im still going to try anyways. It's my destiny.
>>537649072Goldship
>>537649008I have no clear goal. Just doing 3 daily borrow for Oguri stamina parent.
>>537648952>Something about the connection issues during the Kita banner probablythis would be the 2nd club to reference priconne in this general that I found. It's not much but it is funny
>>537648505im using the club tracker site it has an integrated uma db. I prefer its search filters toohttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>537649059why all the single woman milfs have the same haircut?
>>537646702Are any of the trainees available wholly unique to the game?
>>537649041>>537648952Ahhhhhh now I feel dumb
>>537648175They wanted people to be able to make accurate fan art. No off model pussies.
>>537649072Air Shakur
how am I supposed to give Gold Ship straightaway spurt
>>537648471Send me an invite 162304228073.
posting cute
>>537649220spark
>>537649112me too buddy. I'm gonna do bourbon-mayano and a flex. I just don't know who for now
>>537648559I also like her thicc thighs and womanly hips
>>537648858long answer or short answer?
>>537649251
>>537649294im going all out on a seiun sky in the final 3 days. Im running a sandbagging urara debuffer to molest Taishin.
>>537649112>G00Nobody's tell Creek
all these fake casual club shilling their high rank with some retardedly low quota but they literally kick you
>>537646747>>537646738https://youtu.be/1FbT_4ohuI4
>>537649346long pls, I want to understand why
>>537647693I'm entering my Suzuka regardless
>>537649072Meijiro Ryan is a tomboy. Gayest thing you can get.
>3% fail chance>"a-arere?"
>>537649175no
>>537649230You're in a club though, I'm not the danchou so I can add you and you can apply from my profile but idk if the danchou will let you in since your fans aren't that high
NEW DAY
>>537649504Oh well, thank you anyways! I'll look for another club.
It's a new day
>>537647507My name is Bayt-Al Hikmah, thank you very much!
It's a new day!
Any open clubs I can join?
Hello, my new danchou
>>537649628>doxxing yourself while whoring for club spots
>>537649628>>537647140>>537648069>>537646983
>>537649465AHem, what song is this?
>>537649072Probably this hors
why does taishin like fish so much? did the irl horse eat a fish or something
>>537649393Style rating only affects your wit statNow at the beginning of the career, you wit stat is very small anyway, so having your wit stat cut in half or reduced to a tenth is in nominal terms not a lotAlso you do not have any skills to activate, so the loss is even less impactfulThis is why people can use "wrong styles" early and middle in the career, because everyone is playing with baby stats. Your horse is still stupid, like if you did the opposite by running someone bad at pacing or lating, they will get brocked but that is why people do front because you cannot get brocked if you just stat check the front style.
>>537649628post your ID here and I'll paste it in club chat and see if the Danchou will invite you
ButtSweat has a couple openings. We don't have any daily quotas, just be active. We kick after one week of inactivity but we're pretty active regardless.Apply with /uma/ in comment, ideally.
Forgive me father
>>537649072
>high empathy, would know exactly what buttons to push to encourage his trainee>knows the importance of rest and relaxation, would push his trainee past her limits but not to the breaking point>can heal any career-ending injury with a senzu bean>too strong to be raped by an umamusumewould goku-san be the ultimate toreina
>>537648645>fishnets gimletSEXOO
A?Free?Not full?No quota?What's the catch?
I wish Bakushin was real bros
>>537648858Track and Distance are the real shit, but style is a meme>The third row is for style. It affects your Wit. An S is a 10% boost, while a B gives -15%. However, this does not affect your chance of triggering skills, only all the other things Wit does. Getting S in style is fairly minor but does increase your team score in Team Trials.It's bugged so it doesn't change your skills at all, not to mention the usual strat for career is that you don't buy skill until the end
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WITKEKS?I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING HERE SOMEWHERE IN CLASS 6RACE WITH ME
>>537649992>entry freewhat is this insanity
>>537649358sandbagging urara only works if shes the only front runner in the race so you can't use it if you are using a seiun sky
>>537649695It's not like you can change your name at any point in time, right? And those are most likely their real name, right?
I wish i could replay skipped matches. Did this oguri get distracted by KFC or something
IT'S A NEW DAY!Have some shoes, bro.Courtesy of Danchou.
Danchou...your depressive episode will kill the club
>>537649798You take that back, Dorija is for pure-hearted individuals
Did you enjoy the Wedding event story?
>>537650139You can do it in other modes, which really annoys me. Would be a useful feature.
>>537650076she's still a subpar debuffer in that case. Anon could be leaning hard into the front runner squad
>>537649876but how it keeps working even for the ura final? the only races I didn't win in tickezo's carrer going front style were the long distance ones
>>537650001Slightly dumb to the point of being deceived easily but a very enthusiastic umagirl. She'll make a great wife (BAKUSHIN IN BED) and an excellent mother.
>>537650076wrong. Urara's terrible aptitudes force her in the way back no matter what. Most debuffs don't have a range limit, so that isn't an issue either. I usually leave mine as late surger for the bonus 60 wit from savvy.
>>537649104>>537649115Gold Ship is my wife and I can confirm that I am a gigantic faggot. the biggest faggot of all time, even
Is this enough stamina?
Just throwing my ID out there, left my club yesterday and I am off cool down928449435624
For the Gemini Cup Open League, a good setup would be something like 650–1100–600–400–400 with one gold recovery skill, or around 950 stamina with three gold recovery skills.The reason to run either one or three gold recovery skills is to consistently clear the very tough conditions. With a typical two-gold-recovery build, if your Wit is at 450, you’ll only finish the race 64% of the time. With just one gold recovery, that chance jumps to 80%, and with three gold recoveries, it goes up to 90%. Over the course of 81 races, that 20–30% gap makes a huge difference.
>cyjews hasn't issued a gib in monthsdo we need to start making a big fuss? i can cry and shit my pants with the best of them, if i need to.
>>537650340lol
>>537650340for Mile/Medium probably
Yosh!*pulls off the most dogshit career run ever*
>got 100 club points from borrowsI made it bros, I'm finally part of the rich cp elite
>>537650283I bet you fuck Gold Ship in the ass thinking you're hitting his prostate, don't you? Faggot? Maybe grope her tits while imagining it's his penis while you're at it?
>>537650036holy shit so all this time I’ve been making things unnecessarily complicated for myself and wasting clocks for nothing
>>537650449satono-san...
>>537650363Bro, why would anyone want you when you admit that you don't know what you're doing?
>>537650139You can only do it if you fail the goal
>>537650390we will get 30 carats after maintenance don't worry
>>537650194It was funNot sure how making a obstacle course of death was needed to fit girls into wedding dresses, but i won't question Her genius at work
>>537650283You don't have to be a faggot to like Gold Ship. It's just that she has the highest ratio of faggots for some reason. Like how trannies like Tachyon
when's the next good banner?
>>537650503Because I don't know what I'm doing
>>537650526He means go back and watch it.
>>537650578>What I expected: love and marriage>What I got: Survivor
*monch monh monch*
*snorts*
Can I get some Dirt shoes bros?
>>537650468Yeah... I run pace chaser or front runner on everyone, it just works, doing shit like late surger or end closer is so painful
I'm looking forward to Umanest. Apparently nips utterly hated it, which means it will be kino.
>>537650693lynch all dirtniggers
When are we getting a horse sired by Oguri or Teio?
>>537650734what's that
>>537650578Where have I seen this woman before...
>>537650436she's trying her best, ok?
>>537650194I've only read the first chapter, had to take a break after the fr*nch were mentioned
Are the invitations sorted by who invited first?
Ueeeeeeee
is we gettin another golshi week stimmulus check
>>537650578Her sister could use some of her confidence. And skill.
uma feetsweaty, smelly uma feet
Cuuuute
Pretty Tactful smile!
>>537650819bwo did you apply to MULTIPLE clubs?
>>537650628Yes, you can watch skipped race if the loss causes you to fail the goal, that is, the times when you can use alarm to rewind time
Gemini may call for some gutsmaxxing
>>537650782The first introduction to the Epsatono's Umalator.
>>537650370this is the 85iq means of building for open. the slower the unit, the less stamina used per meter. the more skills allocated, the less stats you can squeeze in. if your intention is to opt for open league because you believe it'll be easier and choose to build in this manner then you'll be surprised, especially as we get more and more CMs under our belt.
Are you having fun, anons?
>>537650796My bad i forgot to censor
>ask for dirts>get them all within a half hour>someone else asks for dirts>gets no more than 4the club knows who deserve them.
>>537650876
>>537650897Really? I thought you couldn't do anything but alarm as it blurred the screen.Obviously I haven't been paying enough attention at that screen.
>>537647703literal perfection
>>537650879I posted my id once
>>537650260people win entire ura careers with like 200 witit is just wit after all
>>537650958Yee, I came to understand Fuku a great deal lately
>>537650876Foraging in the mountains with Tact!
Where is Turbo I thought she was a lunch unit
>>537650879>>537651001We're very nice people all wanting to accept others, you see.
leeches no matter where i go
>>537650819>Mambo>no mambo profile picture
Has anyone seen a really dominant narita taishin yet in rooms? Because I haven't. I'm starting to think the "dude taishin is 1000% the meta for gemini" meme was a gaslight.
If Teio fails to get Long S one more time I'm going to fuck her in the ass
>do daily 50 gem scout>Long Shot Star again>skip>it goes rainbow>wedding Air Groove
>>537650194Mayano is clearly the star of the story. But overall, it was kinda meh.
>>537651152I always miss the rooms
>>537650819>>537651150>RiceBstGrl>Maruzensky
>>537651078>getting lost in the mountain with Tact!>weather turning bad with Tact!>finding a remote cabin with Tact!>huddling from the force of nature with Tact!>shivering because of cold with Tact!>removing our clothes and huddle for warmth with Tact!>not having sex with Tact because that would be morally reprehensible as a Trainer with Tact!
>>537651150
>>537651263KILL YOURSELF
You little shit
shit, is gemini in 6 days already?I still don't have good parents
>>537651116who are youare you still accepting
>>537648325these horses fuck fat sweaty ojisans btw
>>537651326just registration
Can I use Oguri in CM2
>>537651326registration is 6 daysreal race is 10days-ish
>>537651419nyes
>>537651419No, you're not allowed.
>>537650602But im not a tranny and I like Tachy :(
>>537651419no fatasses allowed
>>537651419yes, you just need 1200/1200 minimums and, even then, you're at a losing coin-flip.
>>537651336I meant all the clubs in here are.But >>537649902 if you're still looking.
>witgod learned from his mistakes and fixed his shitty videowestern sloptuberes could NEVER
can anyone recommend me something to look for in a parent for a pacer for gemini? thinking of running either oguri or mcqueen(anime because I don't have the normal one)
Would you buy, my fellow ningens.
Today is the day...
>>537651419You can run her for anything, but Sprints out of the box with minimal adjustments. She's just that good.
fan average is like 1m, come apply
>>537651189too bad Teio is into that shit
>>537651738but i hate rice shower
I got to class 6 with this team this reset.Not looking good globalkeks.
>>537651738>b rank no
>>537651263explode
Urara win
>>537651738I appliedI do frequent shoes and about 20-25m daily. I'm nothing if not consistent since I'm not looking to burn myself outis your club chat active
Danchou, it's hot outside today so i won't be playing. Please don't kick me.
>>537651879that's last month, they're looking fine right now with 1m average fan income
>>537651943>20-25m dailywtf
>>537651943>20-25m dailyThis man is a club by himself.Turns out very few clubs use the in-game chat though, even if cute.
How are Ends on Mile/Sprints?
DYRBI
>>537651943>20-25m dailyyou do 40-50 careers a day?
>>537651873>team trialslollet us know when you leave the kiddie league and join us adults in graded CM
>>537652051what a whore
>>537652147did someone say DAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBIIIIIIIII
why does akebono says buonowhat does it even mean
>>537650693I don't want or need 9999 pink shoes
>>537652078>>537652115>>537652159shit I mistypedbut it's funny at least. Can bots even get 25m daily
>>537652116go train end closer haru urara and come back to tell us
>>537652215Bono -> Buono.Means good in Italian or something I dunno.
>find the perfect borrow parent>"This account has gathered the maximum followers"This game is so fucking unfair
>goal incomplete
>wasted on a no-spurt runSad...
>>537652301I can easily win URA finals doing that so I guess they're good.I'm going to make sprint/mile Golshis for future CMs.
"/uma/" is like 800ish but still managed to get 1500 carats. whats the maximum number of carats from monthly crew rewards anyway?
>literally every youtuber for the cm taurus guide i watched jobbed>except probably the uma is a wit game guyuhhhh are they not good at the game or something? hmmm
Stop calling my wife a whore. It’s mean and untrue.
when is summer maruzensky
>>537652295I don't think there's enough time in the day to reach that, even with a bot at the wheel.
>>537652397These databases have been useless lately
nobody wants to say outloud that while there are club leechesborrow leeches are leeches too
>>537650873part of me see's this as an Oguri giving it to another Oguri
>>537652481I suddenly want to fuck King Halo?
You fags who hop between clubs like a whore, don't you have to wait 24 hours to join a new one? You make it sound instant, or I'm missing something
>>537652494one-shot final = RNG
>>537652172Retard.
of course
>>537652672bwo everyone left yesterday
>>537652481800 is A (not A+). 1500 is A while A+ is 300 more methinks. Max is 3000. SS gets + 600 compared to S+
>>537652529Estimated to be at mid November
>>537650139It's always the bricked runs
>>537652653You mean you didn’t want to before? She’s gorgeous.
>>537652051Okay, just follow the dress code
>>537650602No tienes que ser mexicano para que te guste El Cóndor Pasa. Es solo que, por alguna razón, tiene la mayor proporción de mexicanos. Como a los puertorriqueños les gusta Jet de Verset.
>>537652598borrow leeches are harmless. You actually want them to leech borrows stupid>>537652672on top of everyon leaving yesterday, if you ask danchode to kick you then you don't have to wait
>>537652295this is the top1 club https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=772781438
>>537652764Well done oguri. Hope you enjoyed your bath. Now let's see those sparks
The public club I was in died after Taurus.I need an active one.
>>537652649AM 3:00 quickie with bwo
>>537652860Mentira. Mexicans like Oguri and Special Week, turista.
>>537652598You get rewards for people borrowing your whore
>>537651326I got 2 1200 stamina with 3 gold heal end closers and a front Air Groove to turn off the Urara cheese. I am just gonna beat shitters and coast into group B finals.
>>537652924>like 5-6 bots worthcrazy how they go as hard as I do in an entire month in a week
>>537652893
>>5376529732* stam 1*mile
Question for Sprint group in Team Trial:I see a lot of Anons going with 1200 speed / 1200 wit builds. Is it just because they are easy to do or that's actually the optimum?Shouldn't a 1200 speed / 1200 pow be much better (and also work for mile since pow give a bit of stamina)?
>>537653062Wtf i love ai now
A good message in a badly produced videohttps://youtu.be/cYHPBWX3AAw
>>537652810Mild interest turned into "I should get her and her mother pregnant"
>>537652973Excellent. I know another hot spring for you to visit. Yes just load up this truck. I will join you shortly.
Danchode I can't make 1M fans a day... I have classes...
>>537652924>day 1, 36million
>>53765313542mins holy shitYou wanna just tell us the message?
>>537652598How is a borrow a leech? the game encourages and rewards you for lending
>>537653110the answer is because a good chunk of the points you get in team trial come from skill activationsspamming as many skills as possible is often the optimal strat for maxing your scoreteam trials is a bit of a meme mode
>>537653135oshi meta is the only soulful meta
>>537652494Because John BROCKED knows that even though your horses could be at their absolute best, so can be the opposition so the end result depends on tiny details or the luck of the draw.Youtube grifters pretend Uma is a skill based game where you can eliminate RNG
>>537653135
>>537653237tl;dr most toobers don't know what they are talking about, including the 90% wr guy. He got called out multiple times
>>537650278then just use an actually good debuffer like natie or air groove since the "sandbagging" part with position keep only works if she's solo
is it worth running late/end oguri for gemini?
Hi I applied for /Uma/ ClubKumato 399 123 906 619
>>537653237Make low effort umas and get 500 wit over parent grinding
>>537653395what the FUCK is that
>Goldship run>got Spurt>got Long S>but nah everyone wants to hang out in Guts>literally didn't get a single 3 rainbow despite 4 Speed cards>didn't get a single 2 rainbow Stamina>a shitty 800/1050/500 Gold ShipThank you Cygames. I'm starting to actually get tilted.
>>537652962holy cute and pretty
>>537653291>team trials is a bit of a meme modeYeah, I just got promoted to the pre-final rank and unlike before I'm not flying a thousand miles above the promotion line, it's right on my ass.>spamming as many skills as possible is often the optimal strat for maxing your scoreAh. I was trying to max the bonus from having all your runner in placing position. That's not the optimum compared to just shitting random skills?
>digital
Race ID: 39350530I'm going to destroy you
>>537653395how do you guys have good parents already wtf, im 50 runs deep into McQueen and havent seen SHIT yet
>>537651738now that I got accepted in, I am now shilling for my new club.Join us, we have shoes galore and a low quota to deter leeches and somehow is top 500. Not sure what happened last month though, I wasn't there. Like 5 slots left
>>537653395Whaleoid spotted*harpoons you*
>>537653616Should I join this? What are the rules?
We didn't hit the Spurt or URA Finale but time is short so all things considered this is pretty fucking good. My parent is done, time to start training the aces.
Will you have tea with this schizo?
>>537653658Same as upcoming Gemini, think of it as a test.
>>537653651f2p btw
>>537652995>Twitch.tv in description
>>537653470your goal has slipped down the slope of the normal distribution and it is your own fault for picking up that goal in the first place>i need the stars to align or i will melt
>>537653794
>>537653363>>537653559golshi ver cleaned up a bit
>>537653616Who's the memelord with the Urara and wit Condor in long?
I don't know why I take rolling for support cards so seriously when I don't play the game seriously at all
>>537653794Vodka is so sexy
>>537653976>>537653918>>537653794Daiwa is so great. I love daiwa. It's just something really nostalgic about her design, like right out of a 2009 harem anime
>>537654068Daiwa is sexier
>>537654007Is this from something? Or just a couple of pages Twitter post?
>>537652494>>537653338I hope Brocked uploads the gemini guide soonI've been waiting for weeks
>>537652924>20m+ fans a dayHow do these botter niggas avoid getting banned
Build for cm or update my TT...
>>537654098She's Estelle with ears.
Why are people getting gatekept on their Goldships?Not how, why.
>>537654159because if they are really botting, then it is undetectable
>>537654163both
>>537654068>>537654147Rudolf is sexiest
>>537654163failed CM builds could probably land in your TT team
>>537654098Same she reminds me of a twin tail tsun that would have been all the rage but I can't think of an actual example character
>9* long total on legacy>double circle>no s long >get s pace from just 2* how the fuck does this shit even work?
>>537654007This game should have more trainer relationship drama
>>537654192it's an open league meme; negative skills reduce your overall rating so you can minmax harder elsewhere
>>537654268My rapist...
>>537654159You just know the guy that got 30M out of nowhere was on the chopping block
AIIEEEEEEEEE
>>537653559is there sauce for the golshi image
>>537654374how did you get this footage of me at taurus
>get handed taishin on a 10roller>have to tryhard CM2 and CM3 nowstupid ass midget i like you but i won't admit it either
>mcqueen third event 2 months after fucking debut>deep breathsI'm going to japan and shoot the fucking nigger who designed this game
>>537654374That uma on the right? I'm fucking her soon.
>>537654253Failed cm horses have no skills.
>>537654447I know the artist, his style is very distinct and every girl he draws have those massive eye shadows like an emo bitch. I kinda forgot the name though
Just did a Bakushin run since it's been a while and uh, what the fuckI don't think I've ever had a run where not a single SSR event chain completedKita, Spe, Kawakami, Creek. 4 cards, none of them completed.Got to the end of the run and had nothing to spend points on because I didn't get shit for hints either.
>>537654447https://x.com/mikuneki/status/1954543262183591974xcancel link for those without twitter accounts:https://xcancel.com/mikuneki/status/1954543262183591974
Alright I'm settling for this, I ended up running 3 speed 2 sta and Amazon power card for Spurt, seemed to be decently consistent. Funnily enough also got the ticket on this run, hopefully that brings good luck
>>537649992>3kYeah I need to ditch my current club, some of the members are 12 days inactive
Do blue sparks matter less for CM2? I've gotten some 3* longs already with spurt but I've considered them glue if they don't have a 3* blue as well....I'm starting to think this mentality is what's causing me to take so long to parents going as I haven't even begun to work on aces yet
>Silence Suzuka>Agnes Tachyon>Oguri Cap>Manhattan CafeAny other umas wearing pantyhose or tights? I guess Twin Turbo could count with her bodysuit.
>>537654374Why doesn't the fat uma just eat the smaller ones?
>>537654151https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/112261963It's from here
>>537654538just win
>>537654253I guess that's true, I've only been training one so far
>>537654098Air Vents + Fangthey went extinct somewhere around 201X
>>537654603I'm very close to bringing Hishiama for a few runs myself, as I'm using shit inherits to try and increase the odds of Spurt.Can you show your full deck? Wondering if I'd be able to match.
>>537654649if you do some simple math you'll realize getting 3* blue on top of 2*+ pink and 1-2 white sparks of your choice is not feasible in the time you have to prepare for each CM
>>537654649The stat checks for gemini are pretty hard, so yes, they do matter.That being said, getting a 3* long 3* blue with spurt is like a 0.01% chance, and gemini is only 6 days away, so at this point you should just commit with what you have and start working on your aces.
>>537654701Awesome, cheers.
Mambo will have room for one, maybe two more /uma/dachis looking for a club.There's no quota, just be active, trade shoes with your fellow trainers and have FUN.If you can't find the club post your ID and we'll send you an invite.
What's the secret to a good Taishin run?
>>537654265I think the standard issue twin tail tsun people think about is someone like Rin Tohsaka
>>537655014Having Tazuna
>>537654863>>537654895damn gotcha I guess I'll pick the best of what I have and start working on aces, thanks
>>537654975325668071612
>>537654801Here you go, didn't get enough club points to max out the McQueen and have to borrow the Creek cause mine is 0LB, sparks are 9* STA and 5* SPE 3* STA
>>537655014Rough anal sex
Any chink anons around to explain why you guys like Tannhauser's mambo dance so much
>>537655014the secret ingredient is luck and a whale deck
>>537654265that's because she would have been almost too stereotypically tsundere to exist in that time>huge tits>air vents>massive twintails>fang>i'm gonna be the greatest! b-but not for you b-baka! she only works because she came later
>>537654975omatsuri
>>537655062I have LB1 Tazuna but that sounds less than ideal when trying to train a CM Ace.
>>537655128it's cute and it's catchy. The makings of a meme
>>537649979No because the second he gets someone with a personality to match to train (Gold Shit) they're both going to do something stupid and slack. Or he gets Ogurin and they eat all the food in Japan and cause a famine.
I've got an invite for UmaCo but my cooldown is still 58 minutes away. I will join if no one takes the spot then
>>537655094sent, but ur still on cooldown>>537655183mambo
I CAN'T BREAK PAST 900 SPEED WITH 4 SPEED CARDSWHY IS EVERYONE HANGING OUT AT STAMINA AND GUTS
>>5376550146 lines of ura finales.
>>537655068Best horse
>>537655128
>>537650759they were both shit sires
>>537655354explode
>>537655014hitting that low chance highroll and believing in her
>>537655372El mambo caca
>>537655354>senior year>that power>witletit's glue
>>537650830Pasa with her mask off is lewder than butt ass naked Pasa
>>537655246someone cuck this anon
>>537655014lots of love
>>537655354Ok how about a real answer? I can't pull a godlike spark with URA Finale(s) out of my ass.
>>537654098her eyes with those slits look like a humanoid dragon form Tohru from Kobayashi Dragon Maid, it's very comfy just seing her, big softy
>>537655510Why? :(
>taishin career schizout event>recreation (shrine ailment cure) into crane game into before dawn mood up
Been doing a lot of Grass Wonder runs since she's my only uma that has double circle affinity with my 2 3* stam spark vets, and I think I'm starting to like her.
>>537655526Show me your deck.Did you use Tazuna? Do people actually use Tazuna for training their Taishin aces?
>go down to like 30-40% energy bar>hmm, no good training to risk the failure for, and not even wit is needed. Gonna hit rest>Well rested! recovered 53 energyI hate feeling like I wasted energy
>>537655371Meine pferdebraut...
>>537655526your deck, bwo?
>>537655797Bald...
I think Top Gun is unattractive.
what did she mean by this
>>537655484You say that everytime, when all your horses don't even have 350.
>Nemesis procs>Long S procs>Groundwork procs>Pressure, Ramp Up procs>SC doesen't finish her chain>Spurt doesen't procHaha time to go again.
>>537655754Tazuna is nice to have especially for schizo horses who have consistent meltdowns in their careers
>>537655924agreed. She's cute, but kinda too childish
CM ROOM NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW (with gold ships banned)
>>537655927She wants rawdogging in the team shed
>>537655807>>537655754I don't believe in tazuna, she feels like a way to make a shit run not be shit, but she doesn't actually make you that much better? If you high roll you don't need tazuna
I'm trying to train a Gold Ship for this CM thing. Of these 3 card setups, which should I do? I can't field another stamina for 2/4, I just don't have any other stamina cards. These are the best I've gone. My best golshi is on the bottom there, and as you can see, definitely not good enough. So I don't know where to go from here. I haven't even started on anything else. Not even sure what to use. An Oguri Cap? I don't know.
>>537654001me
>>537655985>GroundworkHuh? Isn't it only useful for fronts?
Could someone please post the list of clubs that is mentioned in the umaglobal rentry
>>537655128i'm not chinese but mambo is just generally extremely cute>soft lispy voice>cute hat makes her stand out
>>537656043Maybe you should?
>>537655924You're Top Gay.
>>537655985nigga, it's good enough, just have a break for fucks sake, go eat something, make a second ace tomorrow
i ignore all posts with g*ld sh*p stats
>>537656183Ok you convinced me, I'll use Tazuna.
>>537656146do it yourself chatgpt
NIGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Guys please stop hot glueing your horses
Doing guts training is her favorite
>>537656249That's just my 2nd career of the day though.
What happens if I use both Aoi and Tazuna in career
>>537655985>groundworkAnd how are you gonna proc it, anon?
>>537656183>2 spd cards>maxxed speedis this the work of URA finale?
>best golshi until now>no spurtbwos...
>>537656301AWFUL
>>537656381Your trainee will kill you
>>537656352give up NOW
>>537656301>new status: practice poor>mood: bad>-15 to all stats If you fail this there’s no reason to continue a run.
>>537656347Is it true she had a kid with Equinox?
>>537656183bwo? with 11 ura finale stars you could run anything and get amazing stats
>>537656451No i think i'll just do a ka-chow run after i max her potential.
>>537655937You don't know me
>>537656092yuppace chasers can use it as well I guessbut for end it's more detrimental than helpful
>>537656496Yes, and Kitasan Black
>>537656402Maybe. 4 ura is only 100 speed. That means 1100 was achieved, maybe more if it overcapped.
Do you do any optional races at all when training your Gemini Cup aces?
>>537656402tazuna gives you speed every time you train with her, it adds up
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p5pOwJXCz2g
>accidentally keep her on front from debut>still winhopeful stakes being hopeless stakes is a meme
>barely missed my monthly quota because I fell asleep on the 31st
>>537647897Sometimes skipping forward in the race magically unboxes her, if she gets surrounded early onGive it a try
>>537656803>play optimally for junior year>still winwow....
>>537656803Tell that to top gun who was the favorite and came in 14th
>>537656183What the fuck, people told me the 0lb green woman was shit
>>537655108Cool, I'll have to swap out the King Halo for Taishin (only have her and Sweep maxed), but can give this a few tries at least.Cheers!
>>537656795>shortsdo you guys really watch shorts on that garbage page layout instead of swapping it to watch or using an extension to do it automatically
>>537656701I do arima just to get extra 30 sp at senior year. I can probably guarantee 1200/1200 without it, but skills are too important for me.
having a terrible maya run right now... She didn't win a single race until kikuoa sho
>>537656816Did she really say this? Is Mambo my new wife?
I'm gonna do itI'm gonna put Aoi in my CM deck
I'm already prepping for Mile CM
what the fuck
Sorry, I don't think I will.
>>537657038>im going to put a top tier card in my deck!so brave. so stunning
what will we see in cm3?i wanna build my debuffer curren nowwhich i will throw into cm2 as a trophy umawife anyway
>>537656183>you can run tazuna when you have everything else perfectly minmaxedwhoashocking revelation
31361521Gemini
Remember. Don't fuck umas!
I thought 10 carats where the i could get in team trials
>>537657038im putting her on all 3 of my honses because she has guaranteed subdued end closers
>>537657187Semen Demon Chan
>>537657251Begone, vile ningen. My wife and I will do as we please.
I genuinely can’t bring myself to do more Goldship runs. This is gonna have to do
>>537657189>minmax>lets just ignore the 7* sparks
Vodka droused stakesThoughts?
>>537657493I’d eat my steak with vodka piss
>>537657364
>>537657493>sub 200 staminaHope-super-duper-less
>get good start >lose hopeless stakes>run dies due to lack of fans
>>537657187Front. Go Anti Front.
>>537655742why is she steamy
>>537657641EPLUS
>>537657641Nobody likes McQueen
>>537657574
>>537657564>>537657612Looks like mcfatty E was wrong, it's hopeful
>>537657743now that is simply not true
Just a random thought from a newbie:Is Super Creek the most bricked horse in existence? Since she can't use the Super Creek support. What does she use intead?I couldn't find a thinking image with an uma.
What's the quickest way to get event points? I'm only at 80K and have a lot of catching up to do.
>>537657772God, the characters in this game are almost all top-class.
I do mile races and only mile races. Everything else is for fags.
>>537657881just pot 5 her and you get swinging maestro
>>537652860El condor pasa is peruvian thoughbeit
>>537657793>0 named horses in top3doesn't count! you were CARRIED by box
>>537657881> Since she can't use the Super Creek support. What does she use intead?She has her own Swinging maestro at potential 5
>>537653135I got 1st so nothing went wrong, sounds like a skill issue
>>537657881she just levels up her stars to get her own skills>>537657881
>>537657881The most bricked uma will be Kitasan Black when she comes out
>>537657772
>>537658047>she tried to kiss Torena in his sleep Umas are dangerous…
Does Kita wake up and scream HARIKITTE IKOU!!!! every morning?
>>537656816mambo would never say this
>>537657904borrow mlb kawakami I guess
>>537658143Taking it forcefully while awake would be the dangerous play.
It’s time we have the talk about Palmer being the ugliest Mejiro. I think you’re grown enough to handle it now.
>remove tazuna from my deck>BWEEEEEEEEEEH KODOMO JA NAI AAAAAAIEEEEEEEE MOVIE IS NOT KINO BWWWWWEEEEEHH MY HOT BOD ROUTINE DID NOT GIVE ME A HOT BOD???? AAAIIEEE SAVE ME TEIO-SAN BWEEEEHH KODOMO JA NAI
Are you guys still on cooldown haha? Is that why none of you joined my club het? ha..ha...
>>537658371the fix is in
>>537658371I look like this and I talk like this
What's the verdict on Calm in a Crowd on an end closer for this CM? Does it have a chance of activating seeing as there'll be so many end closers? Need it or keep it?
>>537654796Wada Arco would never let that happen thats why Nero and Kronii are still around
>>537657641IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>537658371I swear this game has some hidden shit going on literally every time I don't use Tazuna they all go MOOD DOWN MOOD DOWN BAD CONDITION DEBUFF DOWN DOWN DOWN USE 3 INFIRMARY TURNS AND 3 RECREATIONS TO FIX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAand then when I use her they never get anything that I'd need to use her for
>>537657881real brick are umas with T0 support card counterpart
>>537658548bro... you might want to hand in your torena badge
>>537658323Q.E.D.
So...any anons looking for clubs?
>>537658548RUN THE FUCKING G3! LOOK AT HOW SAD SHE IS!
>>537658548I hope these aren't borrow runs.
>>537658047>>537657772>>537657574>>537657364This ooniger will make a great life partner.
>>537658548sutekusu...kibou not found...
How’d I do gamers? It’s been over a month since I last got a 3 star anything.
>>537658520This Oguri has not ran out of Stamina once, even against debuffers. All you need is 1k Stam and Maestro for End Closers
>>537658660>just run the g3 bro
>>537658704looks good for the mile cm
>>537658573same
Where's the trainer database? I think I need to redo my entire follow list.
>>537658548now her only future is being a prostitute
>You should take tazuna in your deck! You only really need 2 speed cards anyways.
>>537658704decent for cm3, grats
>hey if you like almond eye you should watch this cute video of her and equinox’s kid >watch the video >live horse birth Well that’s just terrifying. Cute kid though
>>537658650me, my club is dying so I'm thinking of leaving
Fellow equestrians, i need a club in like 11 minutes. Would like Rank A at least with chill ~500k fans, shoe spam and daily logins.
>>537658901Fan count status?
Technically speaking your uma would've had their way with you already but all of them when they enrolled into Tracen Academy they were given a mental block by Tazuna herself. Strength varies obviously. Cunty ones like Air Groove likes this while Mayano tries her best to break through the programming.
im not gonna make it im not gonna make it im not gonna make it im not gonna make it im not gonna make it im not gonna make it
>>537658629She’s hot though. Smoking body.
>>537658901>>537658943There's a bunch of clubs posted. Choose one (or all).
>>537656249>>537656451KACHOW
SEX WITH COWGIRLS
I have 400unspent skill points. Do I need standard distance? Do I need more recovery skills (options are straightaway recovery, iron will, standing by, and levelheaded)?
>>537659065That's a horsegirl.
>>537659015
>>537659018Here you go, anon. Have fun.
Training my Gemini ace rn.Who will your Ace be?
>>537659246Last time i tried this irl, the girl just complained it's hard to breathe
My dad works at crucherroll. Future series is first rate!
>>537659120>inherited u=ma2
>>537659015I believe in you bwo we're all waiting for you!
>>537659372Begone
Vodka and Ryan both have pretty faces
>got another middle distance uma90% of my umas run middle distance help
>>537659015What are you doing STOP THINKING THINKING IS THE MIND KILLER
Will ever get new foyer dialogue for the old Umas? I got nobody left to talk to.
>>537656381You will return home a husk only to find your crying trainee.
>reach y3 april>inspiration misses must-have skills, run is a dead horse walking>but quitting out now makes you lose event points>have to grind the pointless run out to finals to get event progress why does it work this way....
NOBODY INVITED YOU YOU STUPID BITCH LEAVE MY UMA'S ENERGY ALONE
>vodka run for the hell of it>seems to be going great>hotspring ticket, never had unlocked that for her>wins every race>URA finale>gets sniped by maruzensky thrice for some reasonYOU FUCKING HAGI WILL RAPE YOU
Anyone else likes those video edits of the anime races that hard cuts into the real races?
>>537659493temu kitasan
>1* Wit>not even 2* despite the fact I was 600+ this timeI can’t do this no shit no mo’, mang
>>537659332poor girl must have had the confidence of a floor mop
>>537659493is this Kitasan lite
>>537659595sorry vodka, torenas belong to ADULTS only
>>537659542......................
>>537659493Ace is so cute.
Mayano legends race on 9/11. Reminds me of that tragedy. . .
>>537659120standard distance and one more recovery skill can mitigate wit-check rng but are not needed to reach the finish line
>>537659493kitasan WHITE
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH WINNING TICKET SO BAD WAHHHHHHH!!!
Is "duty of dignity calls" any good for end closers in gemini cup?
when do we get new chat stamps?
Bakushin is running for (You)!
Could you give us some pointers on training?
>>537659595lmao get cucked by a hag
>>537659595>wins URA>wins trainer cummiesVodka status: Absolutely MOGGED
>>537659595Get fucking boomer'd on.
Glue Groove hates me, constant fail at 12% or lower and migranes AAAAaa
>>537659820anyone who says how much they love tickezo has clearly never spent time around one of these hormone demon types irlthe 'burst into tears over random shit' thing is only cute the first half dozen times
>>537659493don't most horses IRL run that distance
GUESS YOU'D BETTER GET WELL SOON!
24 years of relaxation turns one into a rather silly goat
>>537659595Owned by a hag
>>537659942I feel like a piece of shit after lying her so many times
>>537660159Such a cute horse, holy crap.
>>537658678girlfailure gyaru is a trope I didnt know I needed.
>>537659976You've got a good set of pipes!
>>537660190it's okay she knows you're lying to her
>>537660159wasnt doto at his prime like an aggressive berserker?
Whatever happens next is all up to Gold Ship. I'm not training anymore aces for CM2.>no spurtGroup B looks better
>>537657452>that wituh ohhhhhhhhhhh
>>537659595>has sex with an uma that isn't his traineeis this even allowed?
>>537660159every time I see doto I am reminded of the taiki doto bromance and how it's over
>>537659595>fuck other uma's trainer in front of her 3 times in a rowI kneel
>>537660096But watching her pull her shirt off will be cute for years
>>537660320yeahhe only turned into the cute doto meme after he was castrated in retirement
>>537660159Horses are really cute. They’re like big more unruly dogs who do whacky shit when bored
>>537660472Oh wow, it's a lot less cute now.
>>537660472damndo they have to do that so that the horse doesnt just go nuts
>>537660381Deck?
>>537659976Give her a drink.
I’ll take King condemnation
>>537660475cows toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t98yf4T4hw
>>537657972THE BOX TAKETH YET THE BOX GIVETH
AIEEE dancho please stop inviting sub 10 million shitters holy shit it never goes well they always quit or not play the game
>>537659906Yeah, is the current red shift of gemini cup
>>537660536haha, nuts
>>537660475>who do whacky shit when boredand also can kill you on a whim when bored
Every god damn time I do her career she just can't fucking win it's not like her stats are bad she should be stat checking these races with no skills just like Gold Ship does and yet she fucking loses EVERY GOD DAMN RACE
>>537660308And yet she never changed us...
>>537660536Apparently it’s a common practice to make race horses more trainable and less unruly, either before or after their racing career.
>>537655246I hope that was you bwo
>>537660520I heard back then a bunch of pretty opera boys were gelded to preserve their boyish charms and their voices before they reach manhood. Similar to this I guess.
>>537660159I can be your angle :=3Or yor devil
I'm going to rape Dia.
Hmm... Nyo. I only watch videos from CM winners.
>>537660657I can fix them
What's the best debuffer for cm2?I want to cripple end runners specifically.
Maruzensky wouldn't do that
>>537660709Everything can kill you when bored. If I don’t look at goldship for more than five minutes I get drop kicked. I could go hiking and a bear might take exception. I could walk into the halls at Tracen and get blasted by an Uma because she decided to start changing in the office
>>537653135What SEA accent is this? Doesn't sound soulless bugman chinese like all the other umasloptubers.
>>537660798But now my dotey Doto is a victim. Very sad.
>>537660879Nobody can stop End Runners, that's why they are meta right now.
I want to plow Oguri Cap. Is that wrong?
>>537659906Mcqueen ult is good for gemini because final corner is deep inside late-racejust make sure you have enough power to hit top speed before then
>>537660879air groove has 2 innate end debuffs, so you don't have to gamble a lot with hints
>throw some carat at banner because dont really have any long umas (2star costumelets dont count)>hoping for Rice, Rudolf or McQueen>get teio(blue)>can even easily 4star her if I buy some stars with statues because of past legraceIs this goblin any good
CM testingNice nature properly debuffed everyone and Golshies didnt bank on extra recovery.Get a nice nature for CM.
>>537660560
>>537660847What a fool you are! You, a creature made of manflesh and blood, hoping to rape an umamusume? Hubris I tell you!
Is this where i see my fan count? Cause in the previous club i quit from i had over 25 million. Anyways, need a club new players so still not sure whst im doing most of the time but i can do 500-600k fans a day 100% and beg for shoes/daily log in.802962555121
>>537660968Do what?
I think you should eat your vegetables.
Hello I'm a newfag and I want to get into this game because I'm bored, wat shud I do I rarely play gacha
>>537661014she's okay. save your statues for your favorites or to get 2* umas to 3* for their shoubufuku
>>537661047Wait you just reminded me; how the hell does the mythology of the Pegasus exist in Uma world?
>>537661031post their nice nature
>>537660891I'm going to convince Maruzensky to bring motion sickness prone Chiyono for a drive again.
>>537660879Power doesnt matter that much.Use those rares for hints.
>>537661143reroll until you have decent deck to start with
>>537661232Does it matter that she's not End Closer? Won't she miss them as they're behind her with a bunch of her skills?
>she shaves it smoothMy wife is MARRED, I TELL YOU
>>537661232Why r groove and not sr
Narita Brian’s pussy-like navel
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbHKHUk4UoUIs he right? Mind you he won CM1 with a f2p deck and ace Teio
Anything new gonna get added to the friendshop anytime soon?
>>537661153Maybe unicorns exists but regular horses don't, and said unicorn also have wings.If asked, "Unicorns always have horns, silly. A unicorn without horns doesn't exist."
>>537660723
>>537661526The friends you made along the way
Mayano Top Gun front or pace?
>>537661563What does that weird hand gesture with the thumb and index finger she does at the end mean?
>>537661643end
>>537661646money for sex
>>537661646those are all heart symbols how have you not seen girls doing that heart symbol in the past few years
>>537661563Cute... suddenly all is forgiven...
>>537661560>said unicorn also have wings.That's an Alicorn.
>>537661693No, I don't interact with zoomer normalfag shit. How the hell are those heart symbols?
>>537661646
>>537661514>282 wit>uma doesn't proc maestro>gets rushed 24/7>diesmmmmm nyo
>>537654242Why are they grouped together?
>>537661514>muh simsimmediately dropped
>>537660916>could go hiking and a bear might take exceptionSkill issue.
>trying to build one (1) decent parent for my gold ship>hishi amazon card refuses to give spurt 90% of the time>when I do occasionally get it I don't get the spark for it>haven't gotten even a single long spark>1* guts 1* guts 1* gutsI'm losing it
>>537661685>implying anyone would be attracted by taishin enough to pay for hertaishin has zero sex appeal
>>537661136Plow Oguri Cap
>>537661514>>537661798
>>537661916Holy fuck, Tact, take some pointers from this guy!
>>537661936Taishin is the one offering people money bwo
>>537661921borrow the mlb gold ship card
You can only apply to one club at a time? Wtf i cant even play the game now.
>>537662169Cutie if you have enough fans you can enter our top 200 club in a few minutes
>>537662169hahaha yesunless you get multiple clubs inviting you. The game really doesn't like when you act on your own and rewards getting interacted with
Who is am Uma that you didn't like at first but grew to like or even love?
>>537661765Ask kpop fags, they started it
>>537662324Winning ticket
>>537662287This sounds like an invitation to a high class brothel
So Taishin's career just comes down to whether or not you hit the Crane Game on your post melt down recreation?
Oyakodon
>>537662324Taishin, Ryan, Air Groove... Most of them, really.
>>537661205They didnt have one,obviously. Nice nature show up semi-often.>>537661416Nice nature has seeing eye and distance aptitude. Average stamina is okay, if she starts falling behind all seing eye will still slam end closers.You can see exacly how poor stamina management axed those two stat superior Golshis. I also think my swinging maestro didnt trigger.https://files.catbox.moe/88mgw1.mp4
>>537659595>>>>>>>>VodkaYou should be thankful, the hag saved you.
>>537661936I’d pay for sex with Ticket.
I'm starting to derive the winning equation for this Gemini meet...
>>537662287The thing in the profile? It says 22 million but in the non active club i just quit i had over 25m so idk. I started playing halfway through the Special Week event.
>>537653616Told you so.Urara came last btw.
>>537661514>simyeah people are going to cap stam for no reason and lose to speed and power again just like CM1
How in the FUCK are you supposed to get enough skill points to get THREE(3) gold recovery skills when you can't afford to do optional races with the absurd stat requirements this CM has? I could only afford one for christ's sake.
>>537662548Oops, here is the result
>>537662686Because of the other shit you bought.
>>537661936Taishin looks pretty breedable in a bikini
>>537662545Not enough fans bwo, I think you will need 50-60 million for top 500 clubs, maybe you can find a top 1000 club
>spend a week carefully crafting the perfect taishin for gemini cup>excited to test her out in cm test rooms>gets blocked and loses to two golshis in her first race
This game needs more story drama and deads, like the trainer will die if the uma doesn't win the ura final
>>537661936yeah imagine
>>537662847She looks like a middle schooler.
>>537661936I sparked for Taishin
>>537662803Well Professor and Encroaching Shadows are 100% needed.I only bought the other shit because the career was over and I couldn't afford a 2nd gold recovery. Also medium straightaways was a misclick.
>>537662324All of them, didn't watch the anime only the movie
Capping stamina is a trap. You need high speed and power to win this one.
>>537662898I could break her in half
>potentially amazing golshi run>long S early, max spurt discount>fast learner>NO RAINBOWSfuck
>the /uma/ club if fullFuck my shit
>>537662849That's what im trying but i can only apply to one and then i cant even play the game cause the fans are wasted.
>>537662759Eclipse first...
>>537662986>professor is 100% neededWell no, not really...
>>537662986Curvature does very little for you as an End Closer. A 2nd Gold Recovery would've been infinitely better.
>>537661936take that back you tasteletTaishin is gorgeous
>>537662986Professor is not needed more than recovery. In no world.If you think you need three recovery skills, you should be able to buy them just by winning the mandatory races, with Encroaching, but little else. Maybe a green or two.
>>537663049you're not stronger than a horse
>>537662898She must feel so inadequate next to Winning Ticket. Being a flat, midget and standing next to a gorgeous woman every man desires
>>537661916>hand and arm wedged in the bear's throatHow did the bear not just bite his arm off? Do you know the jaw strength on those things? A human arm is like breadstick to them.
>>537663049So you understand the appeal
>>537662324King Halo
>>537662534now make the mook in the back a gold ship with swinging and go home and set it to end closer and see how badly you lose.
Taishin is literally me.
>>537663194She is just like me...
>>537663190She has the body of a kid thou
>>537662324I started out liking Teio but grew to hate her
I JUST WANNA PULLCYGENEROUS GIB ME MOAR GIBS SO I CAN LOSE THEM ALLI JUST WANNA PULL
>>537663194I know, tickezo really can't compete
>>537663049And you don't find that attractive?
>>537663350>>537663345Are you sure? Because I'm going to fuck you and cum inside.
>>537662324unironically, Ryan. Her hair is still ass though.
>>537663350L O N D O N
i have a feeling that le simulator is underestimating S long aptitude
>win 4/5 races against a Taurus platinum with my shitters >promoting to class 6Oh no
>>537663405Stay strong, anon. Summer Maru is only a month away
how important is professor of curvature
When your comfy casual union enacts a fans per month limit to stay in...
>>537663419She never wanted to go to the festival
As a bonus point for Taishin, she has a bunch of impregnation porn, which is oddly rare for this franchise.
>>537663234Gag reflex. It's a tactic of sheer desperation though.
>>537663627get ready, if you don't make it your account gets deleted
>>537663735Guess whos the author
>>537663627Why hide your score?
>>537663735How would one find such a thing?
>>537661765>>537661771>>537662347I always thought it was supposed to be like this. The uma model's fingers are just really long/thin compared to real hands.
>>537663915
>>537663735Also every uma has at least one wife with children art, everyone except Shakur...
>>537661563She needs some training
>dabs on your goldshit
>imagine fighting an umaYou will die
>>537664103Brian fucking doesn't, and that's not even counting the JP umas.
>>537664181>sub 600 power>not capped speedI doubt she can beat front runners.
>>537663905Because someone would inevitably say “it’ll be retention range soon” and lo and behold, i got sent back to retention
>>537664181>582 power
sex with teio
>>537664319You just didn't search enough
>>537663915秋月時雨 (Akiduki Sigure, is what Exhentai's telling me) has at least two image sets with her, and a bunch of other horses, as a starting point.https://exhentai.org/g/2922190/4f49f87f2f/
>>537664409Gross
>despair all week about my shitty 980/1100 and 1050/1000 umas and how I can't do better>give up and enter them in test rooms>they win??????????????????????????????????
>>537653338i wish this had audio...
wait is "stamp" a censored word in the game
>>537664319Yes she does kek
>>537658943I recommend just posting your ID so people can just send it to you
If I lose Gemini after losing Taurus it might be over for me mentally bros...
>>537664181If my Golshi is smart enough to activate both recoveries, I win. Watch it happen.
i MLBd the Mackween stamina card what do i do with my crowns now
I regret not buying it manthat was 2 months agonow figma Mcqueen is like over 9k pre-owned
good thread
>>537664484Uma Musume is a luck game
>enter lobby>holy KINOOOOOOOO
why can't she just fucking WIN??????????? I need the god damn fans, FUCK.Every fucking career I do with her this is what happens I get to the start of the senior year right before Valentine's Day and I'm sitting at 50k fans so I'm forced to optional races to get those last bit of fans and then I miss out on important training. She has 450 speed and 567 stamina she should be stat checking the fuck out of these races.
>>537664181Would be funny if you were pace setter, then only fired one recovery out of 2 eligible ones.
>>537664609Uma bro, these champion meets don’t count. The only true derby that counts are the ones on Sunday
>try out some cm rooms>every room has someone pace downing with haruVery thrilling and fun
>>537664643>>537664181Why don't you faggots start a CM lobby instead of writing cringe?
Premarital Teio sex
>>537664764>>537664764>>537664764
>>537664609I mean this with zero malice, but give up now. if you couldn't win taurus you won't win gemini
>>537664580>>537664435>wife WITH CHILDREN*Post one example right now.
>>537664701based taste
>>537660190Just get better parents
When do I stop accumulating recoveries? I have 1120 Stamina and Race Planner, Pure Heart, Uma2, Swinging Maestro and Cooldown right now. Do I need more?
>>537664484im the oppositei got destroyed
>>537664597>>537661123I did
>>537664805No need, glass cannon Golshi always wins. except when other people are watching
>>537664916probably not. In hindsight, uma2 and pureheart are shit when they're inherited. Essentially heals the same as any other white except they cost more and don't usually come with discounts
>>537664704Does the level of the unique actually affect its strength? I don't see anything on gametora about it. I'd assume it should, but...
>>537663283>make the opponent a goldship w/ maestro and go homeOh yeah, this is going to work. Big brains will sweep the Gemini Cup from those dumb Golshis.
>>537665193yesvery minuscly but it's a gain
>>537665170it's Agnes, so the uma2 is her inbuilt. I got a big discount on pure heart so I just decided to pick it up.
>You were unable to reach your maximum speed in the last spurtThe hell do I do?
>>537665193>>537665327It's bigger deal for TT points I believe
>>537665275nta but I mean, essentially I think 800+4 recoveries isn't a bad play. It's just rather hard to find 4 recoveries in non-pacers
>>537664552The club chat filter has got to be one of the worst chat filters in modern times.
goo goo
>>537665327>>537665428Thanks. Any idea how much exactly? Maybe the skill points might actually be better for some umas instead of the upgrade...
>>537665275>>537665493800 STAMINA IS ENOUGH??? WHAT THE FUCK??? EVERYONE HAS BEEN GASLIGHTING ME FOR WEEKS??????
Why is Top Cun set to Front Runner by default when her unique skill is not a Front Runner skill?
>>537665745no retard, 1 gold proc is somewhere around 200 stam
>>537665767she needs other front runners to fight
>>537665767She's just really flexible so you can use her in all sorts of different ways.
>>537665745It gives you more options. Get wit to ~600, 4 golds, and 800 stam should be okay. 900/1200/800/400/400 is probably better/more consistent, but much, much harder to get, even for whales like those itt
>>537665745Only with 4 golds, which is probably only realistically achievable for a pot5 pace chasing Biwa. You're going to have to high roll those Speed & Stam trainings to hit those stat targets though, what with her 0% growth in both those stats.
>>537666176I can put 3 gold recovery skills on any uma anon. All I need is her to have 1 innate with this play.
>>537666093
>>537666176tachy is probably better because she got spd growth and built in stam ult + race planner and can make use of spd spe for another one. Not to mention creek. I can't believe I am going to once again consider doing 5/1 for Gemini
>>537663658not important on tracks without corners
>>537666368I'm running tachyon, creek and golshi. If we only need 1000 stam with 3 golds that makes this so much easier.
>>537666478The Nine tails chakra
>>537666478>too late to charm>too full to healthit's over. Time to gamble the run away
>>537666478P O W E R
Who can work as front runner besides Mayano Top Gun and Mihono Bourbon? I don't think I can use McQueen because no gold recoveries available for her and no McQueen card.
>>537666635>>537666776>>537666894super mommy is immune to aids
>>537667113Daisca
Any top 500 clubs open?
>>537667218She doesn't have recovery
>>537667156
77805251, bring 3 umaslets get it done
I love McQueen so much I wish she wasn't a p*ce chaser
>>537658548>>537657641common McQueen trainer moment
give me uma wife
>>537659592Yesterday I had the fucking ass wonder Guts card COMPLETE her fucking event chain.
>>537660096But armpits
>>537668312>came across another bourbon maya front enthusiastI'm sorry my roster isn't better, that was a terrible showing my brother
>>537647693I'm throwing my Top Gun in just so that Urara niggers don't kill my Taishin
not tryin to be rude but is that horse with glasses and white hair a MtF trans man? his voice is so deep
careful, you're gonna anger the 1.5 Biwa fans
>>537657641>>537669201Can't relate.
Late Start is an absolute death sentence in URA finale. There is NO CHANCE of winning after it. Cygames should be imprisoned for putting it in the game for URA finale.
>>537672323Where is spurt?
>>537672405On Goldship.
>Borrow a 9 blue 9 ura>Use my own very bad, it's an Urara so negative affinity 3 blue 3 ura>Hope to get a parent that has 3 blue and 3 URAis this a sound strategy?
>>537672581No Urara has bad affinity. you'd be better off trying to roll another 2-3 star without borrows then use that with a borrow to hope for a 3 or at least 2
>>537672581If you're trying to make grandparents, yes. If it's a parent the affinity is bad news.
>>537672323>600 Powershe's not going to get out of the pack. You can have 1.2k SPD and STAM if she hasn't got at elast 800 Power it's not going to matter unless you get really lucky
>>537672405Inside Mcqueen, obviously
