Previous: >>537736783>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)8/28 - 9/10: Story Event9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>Once you've been played Uma Musume, you'll never stop wanting to beat the guy who coined the term "Cygenerous" to death with your bare hands
Carats giveaway doko, i'm starving...
>>537750806>Once you've been played Uma Musume
>my subscription to the rainbow service expired mid-runFUCK
>>537750806esl bwo...
you just lost the game
i forgetwhens the cutoff for joining a club to get the rewards?
>>537751028around the 16th
>>53775102814th day
https://x.com/uma_musu_hacha/status/1963161205503303950>He bought a Switch 2
>can't clear any crowns, job at URA as usual>my second 3* ever since a month agoI fucking knew it, it's always the dogshit runs
cygenerous
Just gonna join a random club.
>>537750923>>537750995I swear I'm not ESL>been awake for 24 hours>couldn't decide whether to keep the quote and modify it to "been playing" or just "played" >pressed post before I made up my mindnyoooooooooo
>3 borrows per day>whale advantage>shitton of RNGI won taurus and I'm probably gonna lose Gemini finalsAfter Gemini I'm just gonna use my favorite uma win or lose, not worth try harding in this game
this fat fucks got no SPEED...
Is there anyone interested in borrowing 8* long parent but bad blues and whites?
>>537751152i should have dropped cash on kitasan instead of bride mayano.. but i wasn't sure back then
>>537751124>one hour late>give 50 free carats>can't even daily pull with themThank you.
>>537751229>Senior year summer>sub 400 power
>>537751152better to take it at your own pace and have funnot worth losing your shit over getting matched in Cancer against some guy who spent 18 hours a day farming groundwork sparks
WE'RE RICH!
>>537751285im running 3/3 and i hardly can even get 600...
>>537751315this isnt enough for one roll...
>>537751274it started and ended exactly as planned anonbe glad you got anything at all
>>537751352run 4/2 retard, Spe has 20% stamina growth
>>537751315Cygenerous
>Taiki run>1st in every G1 but a random dirt>final ura final>despite groundwork, finds herself in the middle of the pack surrounded 3 races in a row>"fuck it, lets try frontrunner. surely with groundwork she'll just take the lead and win right?">groundwork activates>still only get to 5th place>no late start>no rushed>just gradually slow down back to 9th by final leg for no fucking reason and finish in 12thThis game is really fucking stupid sometimes.
>>537751229Is the strat getting good speed then maxing stamina then going all in on speed?
>>537751405I've done a lot more prep for gemini than Taurus, and after enough testing I have started to understand the claim from JPplayers that finals is a coin flip.
>>537751421you're supposed to gamble perfectly by picking both and predicting where supports will end up next turn.
>>537751421The strat is getting 18* stam + URA and just slamming the speed button
>>537750914In JP. They're even doing free rolls!
>lobby with 2 end closer pace chaser debuffing Haru's>my Grass Wonder with 1 gold stam skill and 1k stamina wins cause everyone else died
>>537751421There is no strategy. You take whatever rainbows you can get.
hold faith for 0.5th anny
>>537751384>now ends up with 750 stam
>>537751646I'm going to eat the next JP poster alive.
>>537751664>pacersimply just run quad recoveries
>>537751717or, or, this cup can fucking EXPLODE
>>537751676ひどぉい
>>537751717>run enough races to buy them all>now can't even reach S speed
Eh I think this is fine
>>537750065holy he's dunking on the 90% winrate guy
>>537751906holy BASED
>>537751849I wish I was joking but due to the long last spurt section of this track, that low guts will actually screw you over
>CM in 4 days>Just remembered I need to build horses for it
>>5377519561200/1200 goldship next run just believe bwo
>>537751849you can try harder nigga I know you canthat guts will delete you. At least dump power or somethin
>>537751956i have unironically sent my last 30 horses to the sky stable
>>537751956I still don't have anything built for it, but honestly don't care anymore. CM is irrelevant if you can't win so I'll just take the free carats and enjoy playing other games aswell.
>>5377519568 days, 9/7 to George Bush day is just for signing up
>2 weeks of nonstop grinding>tons of hours of careers>a fuckton of TP bottles used>still can't get a single (sole)(1) grandparent uma because spark rates are absolutely dogshit
I like everything about Suzuka except for her lack of boobs
>>537750806the game have topped steam ranking multiple times even after kitasan banner, yet still no new gibs
>>537751906lmao it was only a matter of time. completely deserved too the way he's been going on about it after losing
>>537750065>get lucky and winpaid group time
>>537752014Dump power? On a unit where 10% Power + 20% Stam makes Clicking 3 support power like, +30 stats?
>>537751956I remembered it since last week at the leastI still don't have any useable horses
Are >we aiming for group B?
what is this bitch's problem
>>537752045i hate her because of that stupid fucking "THE GOAT" suzuka gif spammer. he's probably waking up soon, so i'll be calling it a night now
>>537751906kek did that fag ever revealed he won or not
>>537752076sure. Power doesn't do much when you're gonna gas out and longer tracks don't need power that much. Not more than stam, (breakpoint) guts and speed
>>537751956My only Gemini Uma is Fuku and it's not even that good, I'll remake it after I make others.
>>537752108I got dumpstered in the first CM and my guess would be that future CMs are going to get even worse. I'm aiming for nothing after the first one.
>>537752115>Taurus Platinum title holders.jpg
>>537752108No, even with 4 mlb cards and kita I still can't reach 1200/1200. I don't even have the confidence I'll get into group B. Fuck that, I won't evne get into Group C, I think I'm going to die right on the premlinary round. Fuck.
>>537752045Between the real life story and the uma fantasy, I think Suzuka is the uma that gets the closest to intertwining the two of them into a real narrative, with Maruzensky right behind. I do love the tragedy-tinged purity of her need to run.
>>537752042Just make do with okay, there's no time.
>>537751830I got this yesterday, but sadly I missed long S. I don't think I'm giving it another try though, too much RNG involved to get all the recovery skills.
>>537752115I mean she has a point, you wouldn't wanna end up as a broken horse.
!!!
Surely with this I am safe for another week
>>537751956I've managed to make 1100 spd/1000 stm Golshi for the previous CM, but I can't even break 900/800 breakpoints these days...It's totally cursed.
>>537752115wanted to munch Spe's carpet but she said no
>>537752324witgawd approves. now get groundwork
Man, Uma's fate episodes aren't very good. They're too constrained by the setting of being a hors in the academy every single time. You see one, you've seen them all. GBF's were a lot better.
I jerk off to the next uma posted.
>>537752413
>>537751906elitism + failure to perform at the critical moment + how he's been prattling on after Taurus is a killer combo that deserves mockery desu
>>537752346I have this same exact problem, idk wtf is going on with my gemini runs, same deck and everything too.
>>537752441I have no idea who this is.
>>537752413Uma egg.Umegg.
>>537752413>>537752438
Explain your reasoning.
>>537752171>0% WR Vivlosthink that's the closest you are gonna get without being in whatever groomercord he lurks
Buying shit on steam actually is a few bucks cheaper than on phone. What's up with that. Why are they scamming phone users for this mobage.
>>537752490>fgott spottedwhat are you doing here
>>537752518go back
>>5377525182Mambo is harmlessI'll have a safe and peaceful flight with nothing to worry about
>>5377525181 or 2 is the best comfy choice.
This shit sucks>kitasan chain didn't finish>no spurt>no Long S from 10*>0 URA Finale sparks out of 8*
>>537752580It's the google/apple tax. they take 30% of the profits
>>5377525188pic related
>>537752385>groundworkwhat's that do again? I think I've seen it before. not during that run though
>>5377525181Tachyon will provide you with harmless nutrients non-stop making your flight more enjoyablePokke will be kicking your seat to create a comfortable massage chair out of pure seethe towards TachyonCafe is just going to draw schizo stuff on the window in silence
im just going to hit auto assign during the cup and be done with it
>>5377525184. King Halo’s bitchiness evaporates when she’s with Urara, and I can deal with what’s behind me as I’m used to hearing HARI KI TE GO every ten seconds.
>>5377525181, I will molest Tachyon while she pretends to be asleep
>>537752620Pace isn't surviving without 1200 stam + 2 golds anyway, so it's nbd>>537752652Gives accel when you have 3 proper green skills, great for front and pace
>>537752620>no spurtAre you making an end closer?
>>537752108No, I lost Taurus and it was very humbling, I want to win, I don't want to stay a loser.
>>537752583Having a better time compared to when i still played FGO
>>537752652activate 3 skills at the beginning and groundwork activates. Increases acceleration at the start of a race. Very important for front runner and good on pace chaser.
>>537752650I just thought of something; what do umamusume tails feel like? Horse hair or human hair? Because Daiwa’s ponytails look identical to her butt tail.
is in body and mind even good in this cm?or should i spread its sp over other skills like playtime's over/ramp up/inside scoop
thoughts?
How far can you get right now if you Gutsmaxx?
>>537752291it helps that tach got speed bonus. It's huge if you think about how it turns 1k into 1.2k
>>537752808I'm starting to get Cygames fatigue from these dogshit gibs. At least Lasagna has the decency to give at least 1 full roll per maintenance
>>537752652>what's that do again? I think I've seen it before. not during that run thoughIt's the acceleration version of tail held high basically
>>537752518>8 hour flight3I took a 17 hour flight after meeting some friends and it was actually the loneliest I have ever felt in my life. I can't sleep during flights either. I'll take Gold Ship's antics over that.
Any high rank clubs open?284108434853I'm at 105 mil fans
>>537752518I'd choose 4 but I'm not worthy of sitting beside my glorious kingu2 is the comfiest
My wife Urara
>>537752650But would you get between them? Sounds like a surefire way to get eviscerated, or go deaf.
Call the spark
>>5377525185 and 8 for sex
As a Taurus Platinum holder chad, should I start an umatuber channel? The niche of umatubers that actually know what they're talking about (me) seems unexplored
>>537752518Kick Spe out of her seat and take her place
>>5377525182 is perfectMambo is funThe annoying ones (Tachyon and Gold Ship) are too far away to bother youCafe is quiet and Pocket will probably behave since Tachyon isn't next to herSpe and Suzuka won't cause trouble besides Spe getting food every 5 minutes
>>537752935Something seems off about this Urara...
>>537752650yip yap yip yap yip yap yip yap
>>5377529601* Wit2* Late1 good white
>>5377525186, why wouldn't I be sat next to my wife?
>>537752960
>>5377529603* Japanese DAHBY
>>5377525181 for Agnes Tachyon sex
>>537752908I've done the same (13 hour flight), but it's not loneliness for me, it's the soul crushing boredom and my inability to sit still for extended periods of time that get me.
>>5377529603* speed
>>537752908I honestly think Gold Ship would be really interesting to talk to. She obviously isn’t retarded, just eccentric and full of stories to tell. Provided she doesn’t try to fight you or something.
>Oguri run>Lose Juvenile Fillies>Lose Hopeful StakesSo much for getting sparks I guess
>>537752601Until she slides her hand down your pants
>>5377525182 or 1 are probably the quietest seats so long as jungle doesn't look behind her, i'd probably pick 2 for the window seat though, I might actually have a chance at sleeping there
Bros I want the Amazon, I want the Kiseki and I want the Doto but they are all so close
>>537752994only if you're not another seanigger
>>537752862homestretch/in body is pretty random, it can activate right at the end when its useless, it's a gambling skill and pretty good if it activates at the start of the last spurt but i wouldn't bet on it.
>>537752580is it? seems like the big pack is 70 USD on both.
I WANT TO BULLY MCKWEEN SO FUCKING BADHOLY FUCK, I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT ITHOUUUURRRRRRHHHHHH
I think I understand black people now. Spreadsheet niggers promised me 80 gorillion carats in the mailbox yet we're in a dry spell right now. Where's my reparations
>>537752661Beautiful lashes
>>537753074>15 minutes on the flight
>>537752886Gibs could be better, but atleast Uma musume doesn't put you through the grinder for the sake of grinding and doesn't try to impress you with a story that is glacially paced and terrible at the same time
>>537753071>>537753051>>537753038>>537753009Owari da... so the cycle for white spark farming is that I use this as a parent and I get better 3* spark odds on slick/fighter/breather right?
>>537752994are you either from SEA or a fat asian american? then go ahead
>>537753182
>>537752650why is daiwa so bitchy
>>537753169There's super secret hidden taxes and shit on phone. You have to click some tiny hyperlink to see the actual total
>>537753216The golshi giveth, and the golshi taketh.
>>537753268Why are the hands lightsabered
>>537753268m-mods?..
>>537753268Literally handcrafted by God to be bred by BHC
>>537752918are you on cooldown
>>537753216Nuh uh. >Golshi after finally meeting someone who wants to listen to the grandiose epic that she wrote in her mind
Thoughts on this uma?
>>537753268redpill me on mare pussy
IM GOING FOR THE MCQUEEN HOPEFUL PLAY
>>537753380evil zoomer
>>537752716Chubby Ryan...
if only i clicked wit one more time...
>>537753380She filters out all the boomers and weebs who cry about le brainrot so she's based
>>537753250if those are the white sparks you want then yeah, don't neglect good g1 race sparks either
>>537752897I want to pat and rub her ears since it’s probably been ages since anybody did that for her
>>537753380very cool
>>537753268>got a bonerI'm so fucking finished
>>537753380WEI
>>537753268kinda just looks like a woman's vagina, really. Different color, the shape might even be above average
>>537753380shes straight bussin bussin
>>537753380She was actually the uma design I liked the most, highlights are coolThen I heard her talk
>Playtime's over and tail held high but no groundwork for the gorillionth timeCygames please just release me from my prison, Seiun Sky is going to be out really soon and I have to be ready
>>537753380They ruined her scenario by turning her into Ruby simp
>>537753623your punishment must be more severe
>>537753380She fills an important niche in Tracen.
>>537753406She has great taste in lolis.
>>537753623ready for what? doing even more spark farming? lol
>2 failed training>3 mood down events>still junior yearRudolf what the hell
>>537753623Just gotta keep churning them out
>>537753359No
>>537753753if you lose hopeless I'd glue immediately. Not even worth converting to a spark run
>>537753623bwo why are you trying to get all of that on a single parent. do fronts even use thh and playtime's over?
Are you enjoying your 50 carats anon?
>got two 1* guts sparks in a row
first time getting E with McQueen. Truly an experience
>>537753709I actually think the opposite would happen; Maruzen’s boomer slang would get recycled into Helios’s vernacular, and become ironically trendy again
Unbricked has ONE open slot because one guy that begged to get in decided to go to another club like the BITCH he is. You know who you are.Club goal is top 300, monthly quota is around 20mil
>>537753938I want to tease Pokke for being FLATCHESTED
>>537753831all styles can use thh and playtime's over, and fronts are really good at it because you will almost always get a playtime's over proc when you are approaching the late race and the pacers start to catch up
>>537753831Fronts need every speed boost they can get to make sure they can proc AaS. We are entering wits era I hope you are prepared
>>537753938284108434853I will not let you down
One wit to spark them all
>>537753380I liked her because of this image and was slightly disappointed when I found out she's pretty nice and not really that unruly.I have always been a fan of haughty, arrogant, bratty young girls who are in dire need of correction. I liked "domination loss" for decades before it was a tag. I like most generic tsunderes like Daiwa too, for similar instinctual reasons.
>>537754050send!
>>537753938>somehow an A club's quota is lower than my club that was B+ last monthaiiiiiieeeee did I get duped
mejiro mcqueen is very sexy
>>537754050wait bwo dont get bricked
>>537753268>takes massive horse cock>still less blown out than average foid pussyHow can ningen even compete?
>>537753623sorry bud but no 9* URA Finale 9* groundwork 9* playtime's over 9* Tail Held High 9* focus and no 3* pink or 3* stamina means you simply need to go back to the mines and aren't ready for Seiun.
>>537754139We're A+ in heart and soul
>>537753893Bwo...the G3 race...do it
Grass Wonder. You will never be japanese. You have no japanese genes. You were never born from a japanese breeder.You are an American racehorse trained in Japan. You were born in the USA.All the "Yamato Nadeshiko" you receive is half-hearted. Behind your back your friends complement you as a foreign beauty. Your parents are American. Torenas think you transfered from Tracen US Academy to Tracen JP. Tazuna once tried to speak broken english to you. Yayoi even asked for your Visa and transfer papers when you enrolled. Hundreds of years of thoroughbred breeding has given you the perfect, unmistakable characteristics of an American racehorse, no amount of "japanification" will change that.You will never be a japanese racehorse. Every single morning, during your tea ceremonies, after El splatters tabasco all over your natto, you fake a smile and tell yourself it's going to be okay. But deep inside, you want to be like her. You want to shoot revolvers like Taiki Shuttle, watch Tom Cruise's Top Gun like Mayano, and eat fat burgers and fries with a side of XL Cola. Eventually it will be too much to bear, you'll buy yourself a ticket to USA, buy a huge SUV, wear a cowboy hat, and wield your firearm in public while screaming "FREEDOM". Your parents will find you, happily running and winning in American turfs and derbys. Your perfect genes will live on to the next generation, and your legacy will be of foals with unmistakable American racehorse identity.Your fate is sealed. You can never turn your back on your heritage.You will return to the land of the free.
>5 consecutive wins>demotion rangewhy why why
>>537754196At best stallions finish in 45 secs. Violent, but brief. Ningens however, can go above and beyond that amount of time and turn mares crazy from pleasure.
>>537753827At least managed to win hopeless, satsuki and Derby, so there's a chance I can redeem this
>>537754318WIN HARDER
>>537754123its over dayo you are bricked now
>>537754318proc more skills
>>537754273
>>537754220hmmm nyo
Starting to think this game doesn't reward the most skilled players but the most lucky players
>>537754119You want brat go correct Sweep Tosho
>>537754139It was 15 mil last month and we had a lot of slackies and dead people ... CM did a number on us BADLY.
>>537754318
>>537754349I honestly think she’s like top 5 cutest characters in this gameWish she was playable, though she’d probably be overpowered
>>537754440always has, always willI've seen 800/800 shitter horses win gemini rooms
>>537754348time to go all in on stam for kikua sho. I hate that race so much it's just a 500+ stam check
>test my hors in public CM rooms >see that all my opponents have 1000/1200 long S with 3 recoveries>gets shit on by my gold ship with 1200/1200 long A with 2 recoveries There's no point running a horse with long S if you're not at the speed stat cap. Also 3 recoveries are overkill even in a 3 debuffer room.
Grass Wonder is Japanese, shut it
>>537754490>When her DM’s with Vodka get leaked
>>537754535kikuka sho...the destroyer of greedy parent runs.
>>537754467I can understand that... but like we basically doubled the quota. At least go up less aggressively. 20-25 wouldn't be the end of the world.
>>537754440just at the start. later on its about the meta horse+proper skills and enough skill points which involves spending money or planning properly
>>537754318win with an ace instead of barely scraping by.a 1-2-3 victory is worth a lot compared to a 1-5-6, or worse, your carefully crafted team trial umas losing to mooks and placing 11th and 12th.
>>537754653
>>537754440Your first mistake was thinking it's a gameウマ娘 is a keiba ad with a gacha attached to groom japs for actual horse betting
Air Gooner taking advantage of torena-san when he is exhausted and vulnerable.
Everything in this game is just gambling. From rolling umas and cards, to card events and their skills and hints, races, skill triggers, >brocked, training, inspiration, sparks and everything else. Hell even resting is rng because it can brick your run with 30 energy, -1 mood, and night owl
>>537754318I get 500k from losing bwo. Shouldn't have listened to PVP metaniggers who can't comprehend CM isn't the same as TT.
>>537754440every aspect of the game is rng, there is no skill involved
>>537754523I'd love playable northern taste. They can make it non-subtly NOT!director or something
>>537754668That and the tenno sho (spring) and victoria mile combo
>>537754523I still can't believe she became a horse director.
>>537754582People don't run 3 recoveries to be at the minimum, they do it as insurance in case 1 fails, otherwise your horse just loses 30% of the time
>>537754318>lost all 5 matches>550kJust witmax bruh
>>537751421there's some strategy in knowing how to deckbuild and how to manage your energy in general and mood against the guaranteed events, but beyond that it's just a matter of clicking value and if the game doesn't bestow you with enough rainbows then it simply wasn't meant to be the run.
Shh
>>5377525185 will kill me as they rim me to completion multiple times stealthily
>>537754727What did Daiwa want her to do?
>>537754582well, duh. The S long is only useable after 1.1k because that's when it starts to break the 1200 cap. Other than that you just got a small boost to speed. Also pretty sure 1200+2 is the standard recommended. 1200+1 is minimum methinks
How do club jukebox requests work? Do they just pick the most recent request of a random club member, instead of the most recent request made by anyone in the club? I have a clubmate that supposedly hasn't logged in for nearly a month, but I've seen a request from him on my jukebox just a few days ago.
>>537754754The Empress takes what she wants.
>>537754829IDGI. Is Medusa the same VA or speech quirk or something?
Gakumas in global doko?
>>537754779Everything in life is gambling.That milk you buy at the store? Could be bad 3 days before expiration date.Going outside? Might get hit by a stray meteorite.Going to work? Your boss might fuck your ass raw with his 30cm middle management cock and then fire you for lack of performance.Everything is a chance. Nothing is 100% sure.
>>537754915I think It's bugged I got a request from a random person not even in my club.
>>537754890Top her with confidence
>>537754829KekBut seriously if she really is meant to be Northern Taste, then it means she’s the ancestor of like half the umas in the game
Spe wife!!
>>537755019I don't know about that third one
>>537754890gently massage them instead of full sperg power squeeze them.
Yosh! Ikuyooooooooo!*pulls off an absolutely dogshit run*
>>537755019>Everything is a chance. Nothing is 100% sure.Sans getting a 1* guts spark, of course
Groundwork is a meme. 90% of the times you won't have 3 green skills to buy to proc it
>>537755007global idorus gives companies the ick, translator programs are getting better than ever just play JP.
>>537754779forgot to quote>>537754440
>>537755019>That milk you buy at the store? Could be bad 3 days before expiration date.Happened to me just a week ago with my cereal. Never go all-in bros
>>537753013Good taste and based
>>537755007Never ever, gaijin-kun
>>537755019*Smooch*
>>537755067Cesario daughter-wife at the back!
>>537755037What if Vodka is actually a sub?
>>537754220hopeful win or death
>>537755119>Firm conditions from super creek>Focus from Kitasan blackThen you just need right/left handed or standard/nonstandard distance, which you can get from career races or your parents
>>537754994Same VA and exact same voice. It's impossible to unhear if you've listened to Medusa even a little bit.
>>537755119>90% of run are bricksthat's just regular ace farming
FUCK OFF SLEEP DEPRIVED YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
>>537755218Well she does have two giant meatballs so I guess you can consider she is a sub if we stretch the definition
>>537755218They're both bottoms, 100%. Vodka is way too hopeless to ever take the initiative and Daiwa is a spoiled tsundere princess.
>Daiwa's eyes when she hits the +70 energy
>>537755218This is a great comic. Still smiling about it like 30 seconds later
>>537755298DEMPSEY ROLLL
>>537755218I have played Vodka's and Scarlets career and with full confidence i can say they're both subs.
>>537755416This artist is great, I wish more was translated
>>537754139quotas are useless cause people will target some shitty quota and most of the time its just a kick zone because the rank requirements for A and above are way above that.And youll get people who struggle to hit the 1m+ daily naturally which most active players can get parent farming once a day. Its only hard if you only make aces with 12 wins or somehow still have a shit deck. In which case a b club is better.
>>537755406Torena-san has to coach Diawa through it from the extra hotel chair
>>537755218
>>537755048>same birthday and horse height as Northern Taste>hair and the cat is a referenceIt's already too on the nose desuToo bad we will never get the next leading sires after him like Sunday Silence and his best son Deep Impact
>>537755296mk. never heard her, just well versed in character identities because of mudae
>>537755454What’s a ship where both umas are tops?
>>537755614Cute
35531111cm
/u/ma hours
WILL MS VICTORIA BE IN THIS CM IT'S THE ONLY REASON TO PLAY
>>537755454Their sex life must be boring. These brats needs someone to guide them.
>>537755480tfw artist made these during the heights of umaJP first year now he moved on to something else and we global only just discovering these comics
bwos my speed cards lb are kinda shit. Which one is better for the 4th speed slot if i don't need their skills?
>>537755609I love the idea that she and Tazuna would still absolutely blitz races if they wanted
>>537755762Suzuka if it is that direWhat are you borrowing?
>>537755019Suspiciously seems like the third one actually happened. Also if thats middle management then what the fuck would upper management be??
>Secreteriat pops in game>turns out shes a goofy hick chewing a wheat stalk with a straw hat and suspenders (above her giant milkers, obviously)
>>537755762king is shit at lower LB don't bother with hereither suzuka or flash they are pretty close with slight differential depending what you value more.
>>537755652Rice shower x Bourbon
>>537755672>no spectatorsretard
my sweat levels are at 3m+ pace natty energy while others might be at 1m pace even if they tried.if you join a club with a daily req it best be your chill fan pace that includes rage quitting runs and meme runs.
Trainer’s wife!
>>537755729If the player can be a male or female trainer, doesn’t it mean that every uma is bisexual?
>1200 speed>1200 power>490 stamina
>>537755836>dotes on digitan as she fawns over her
>>537755891Thats it I'm fappingalso my club sucks
how do you almost job to a generic?
>>537755959This but switch power and stamina and you've got basically every Gemini cup build
>>537755847>Rice turns uncharacteristically aggressive in bedH-hot
>>537754440 Skilled (knowledgeable*) players have better odds with the ol' Lady Luck. It doesn't make them immune to "lol, 2% fail", but they still will have a much better track record on a longer distance.
>>537755930More accurate is that they don't care about your form, just having (You) around is enough.
>>537755795they should add akikawa and tazuna as that super legend race thing jp has where the umas are sweaty whale tier, but beating them only unlocks them for concert rendering.
oh wow, so the emulator is a lethal misinfo tool
>>537755834middle managers are literally just the people that manage the frontline employees. It's not an enviable job if the higher ups are disconnected from reality.
>>537755739that is why releasing worldwide at the start is important
>>537755959Add 800 wit and she's Cm3 ready.
>>537756091umamusume is misinfo game
>>537756091maybe because it can only consider a 1v1
>>537756091Kinda guessed that already based on what I've been seeing. It condenses RNG too much to give accurate room-to-room results
>>537756091The honse the emulator deemed best in Taurus jobbed to one that was supposedly 4 lengths worse
>>537756091everyone with a brain already knew that tho
>>537755672Umamusume is a Gold Ship game...
>>537756075As well as the capacity for loving other umas
>>537756091what is he showing exactly? 5 rooms didn't match the umalator calculations? That is not a good sample size at all. I haven't watched the video so correct me if that's not what you are showing.
>3 rainbows>3 hints>tazunaWell /uma/, whats the consesus?
>>537756091hes right about self sabotage lol in jp if you use a non meta horse your not ever gonna win. its like <1% to beat an actual honse. my rheincraft simply cannot beat my stillinlove
>>537756236do it obviously, you have tazuna.
>>537755769>trainers have no say in which uma claims them
>>537756236>40%SHOOT THE MOONSHOOT THE MOON
>>537756062This is the look she gives you when you've been a bad onii sama and need to be corrected>>537756091Yeah the simulators pretty iffy desu
>>537756236Senior year early april and you only have 700 speed? I'm hitting that every time. If it doesn't work go next
>>537756062rice has the "dagger".rice tops bourbon and mcqueen.>>537756091umalator can't properly simulate the effect of wits checks on your uma's navigation of the track. it shows you the 24 segments but it isn't going to show you how much faster you could be if you got 24 speedups and the opponent got 24 slowdowns. It only shows the the factors it can make stable.
umamusume is a game
platinum this gemini thatI'm over here winning cuties man
>>537756078We see Tazuna comfortably outrun Taiki in the story, so they’re definitely not slacking
>>537756091(F)ailure tier - people who trust a random calculatorSS+ God tier - People who trust the human element, people who believe in their uma and who believe that believing is enough.
>>537756091WHEN YOU ARE BROCKED YOU ARE BROCKED
>>537756091>Assumes all skills proc will always proc>Can only simulate 1v1s, so positioning, which is the number one contributor to variance in results, goes out the windowNo shit, anyone relying on the umalator as gospel is fucking retarded.
>>537756286>>537756316>>>537756346im building a 9* stamina honse
>>537756276deep down many know this in their hearts, but that's just too sad to accept your beloved uma can't ever beat the competition
Anyone recruiting? My random crew was inactive, they didn't even ask shoes so I left. I do 1-3 career runs a day on average (sometimes 0, sometimes 5), so averaging to around 300k-400k fans a day I guess?417343789800
>>537756384is that scat???
>>537756384is her tail half-shaved or is she pooping a carrot?
>>537756301That's why you train the uma you love to be the strongest so she can beat back all the other hussies
>>537756356I will break free of this prison you have constructed to hold me
>>537752826>butt tailthis is arousing for some reason why does mere words do this to me
>>537755910Would Daiwa make a good gf?
>>537756462>>537756449that's just a badly drawn tail don't be weird
>>537756319The glowing eye effect being a reference to an IRL horse racing TV commercial for Rice Shower is actually one of the coolest things ever
>>537756091I kept telling you it is a gaslight sim but of course you retards wouldn't listen unless it's a youtuber saying it. You can literally just check by running a private room with 2 of your umas, the sim is wrong literally all the fucking time
>2D nipples aren't allowed, get banhammer in the face>real horse vagina is okay
Does the Club Point shop get any better? I'm actually having more fun watching randoms join my friend list than doing careers for the cup.
AHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>537756442>im building a 9* stamina honseLet me know how that goes for you.
>>537756470So that's why power is an important stat...
>>537756605Don't spend them all in one place, buddy
>>537756562>eal horse vagina is okayit's on topic
>>537756474I had to differentiate them because technically all three are “pony” tails, so…
is this enough to kill goldship and narita taishin
>>537756682what if four tails?
>>537756617not good
>>537756495Clingy, haughty, demands your support in public all the time, but loves you unconditionally and unironically, you can cry your tender heart out and she will not judge you. Also look at those boo-this is what the claude said desu
>>537756723i lost
if everything is misinfo and gaslight, who can I trust?
>>537756805me
>>537756605Woah... 1/3 of a single pull... they truly are cyGENEROUS...
>>537756624The fact that even the petite looking umas have behemoth strength is so damn charming to me
Do you anons gamble at bottom option every time?
random 50 gem pull on the card banner Y/N?
Polish my spear!
>>537756884yes
>>537756718Why do you guys still think FOV debuffs are useful after Taurus proved that they weren't? Running Air Groove there did nothing to stop the Gold Ship horde
>>537756805IN THE END, WHO'S ON YOUR SIDE?WHO CAN YOU TRUST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?WHERE WILL YOU BE, IF YOU CAN'T FIND YOU?THERE'S NO PLACE TO GO, NOTHIN' TO DO,BUT IF YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHIN.... (GOTTA DO SOMETHING...)BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! YOURSELF! YOUR SEEEEEELLLLF! YEAH!EXTRAORDINARY THINGS CAN HAPPEN IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!
>>537756863This retard has no business having such a womanly body
>>537756805trust no one, not even yourself
>>537756953Duplicate Express hiiii!
>>537756732you're not alone in this, ive just glued most of my spe's though.
>>537756473video games are an illusionillusions can be broken
>>537756960All of Maruzensky’s grandchildren are also beautiful.
>>537755910Number 1 wife
The uma musume subreddit went to shit.
other gachas usually give you enough resources for a single banner spark per month but cyggers seem to think that 4k+ carats from club rewards is too much which is why every other source of carats is dripfed to usI blame the japs for being spineless herbivore faggots that didn't push back against this injustice back in the day which is why cyjews know they can pull this shit
>>537756732
DAAAAAAAARBBBYYYYYYYY
>>5377525187. Play phone games the whole flight.
whats her name? wrong answers only
>tfw seen 0 400+ wit umas in my lobbiesThis Gorilla cup is gonna be even saltier
>>537756770My two wives carrying my kid
>Look for uma to borrow on db>Find one>Go to follow>/uma/ tagThanks anon
>he's "building" (trying to win a lottery) a 9* stamina horse instead of tailor-making umas for the following CMsngmi I'm afraid
Twin Turbo is just Sonic the Hedgehog the Umamusume.Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Mambo
>>537756732Is there a way to add more veteran uma slots?
>>537757216>4k+ carats from club rewardsWhat world are you living in
>>537757273Matchakickmynutshouser
>other gachas usually give you enough resources for a single banner spark per monthwhat imaginary gacha is blud playing
>>537757316I was a big sonic fan as a kid, that's fine by me. Also I like her "I'M GONNA TRY MY HARDEST" schtick.
>>537757273Matikanefutanari
>>537757273Full-Nelson Fuckukitaru!
>>537757316No because Twin Turbo is cool and likeable
>>5377573542k carats 2x a month
>>537756732It's ok man.
>>537757273why that's Matikanefukukitaru. I wonder if Matikanefukukitaru and Matikanetannhauser are friends.
>>537757273Obeyyourmasterfuckituparoo
>No Spurt>Stam lowShe's nowhere near perfect but it's a step in the right direction. Back to the grindstone
>Aston Machan >Neo Universe>Chrono Genesis>Still In Love>Sweep Tosho and her grandma, who are actually legit witchesWhat's with Umas and their ability to break/alter reality?
>>537757497fr
>Hopeful>URA>Arima>Queen Lizzy
>>537754440it's gambling all the way down. even whales have to gamble to get an S+
how reliable is this condition of "getting blocked in the last spurt" ?
>>537756890Both the cards are useless at 0LB with Kawakami having an extremely narrow use case at MLB (ie just borrow her)
whales dont understand that if they are dumping wit might as well use aoi
>>537757497Forgot the fucking picture like a retard
>>537757485Who the hell WOULDN’T be Matikanetannhauser‘s friend?
>>537754440This is why I only do my 3 borrow runs and call it a day.
>>537756931I am surprised that there is no art of Daiwa taking care of Tachyon since she is good with chores and tachyon is not
>>537757515nigga your marvelous sunday?
>>537754440Luck is a skill
>>537757692Imagine the oyakodon
>>537757617I got this for TeioIt proc'd and literally did nothing. She didn't speed up, didn't move to the side, nothing.
>>537757515>Didn't put Gold Ship
>>537757624>>537757497>no spurtuhhhh...what? Did you mean the white spark?
>>537757206Qrd? Taurusbabbies? Accelerated schedulebabbies?
>>537757692We do know they’re friends at least
>>537757497>>537757624>no spurt>encroaching shadow is there
>>537757515What is Chrono Genesis' mental illness?
>>537757273https://youtu.be/yYMRjnM6j6w?si=ZPCuDf7QRQoiDeZN&t=54
>>537757782I don't see how it's any good and yet it gets shilled second only to spurt. Chalked it up to yet another misinfo agenda
>>537757782If she was already at her top speed then it will do nothing
>>537757637I just find it funny that people can't spell Matikanefukukitaru or Matikanetannhauser without copypasta from google.
>>537757905>>537757872I'm completely fucking retarded, I didn't know that Encroaching Shadow was the juiced up version of Spurt.
>>537757273LAUGHANDGROWFAT
>>537757383This one. Dailies, weeklies and monthlies give out like 80 pulls and then events add another 50. Buy the montly pack and you can more than do the 160 required for a 'spark' on a banner every single month.
>>537757206but /uma/ said everything was fine and normalfags have no problems with cyjews?
>>537757764I'd rather imagine what a Stay Gold Oyakodon-orgy would be like
>>537757905I want interactions between her and Maruzensky, training for front runner tactics Maruzen proving that a turbo can’t beat good old school naturally aspirated (TT has no fucking idea what she’s talking about)
>>537756091Seriru would never recommend the gaslightator.
>>537758048>Buy the m-no
>>537758048Too bad that game is not fun
whats up with this place?is this like uma valhalla or something?
>>537758057Just looked at it and it looked fine to me other than one big cry thread about carat income.
>>537758191Yeah. There's a reason I'm here and not there.
>>537758150My favorite niche of uma art is Gold Ship being ridiculously beautiful for no reason
Does anyone have link for this tool?
I think it would be really nice to see the training partner for the next day for better planning ...
>>537757273sex
>>537757876Combination of honey moon phase starting to be over and also new rule where only text posts are allowed on Tuesdays and Wednesdays because they want to promote "quality content".
I could simply just laugh
>>537758097That's too wild but also good
>>537758246>stacking debuffs to counteract the rating so you can sneak in more statswhat is going on in open league lmao
>>537755843Yeah im just alternating between suzuka and flash cause their events are kinda nice but those king halo sr gaslighting vids is making me reconsider because according to them, king halo lb0 is sweep tier
>>537758315fuck Shiraoki
>>537758242Air Groove is cute!
>>537758263The latter is just reddit being reddit and powermods. The honeymoon phase is over though amongst the perpetually online crowd.
Reminder that even these NPCs in Uma Musume completely mog human females.
>>537758375
Why are we being gaslit into thinking Seiun Sexy isn't infinitely more useful than Summer Maruzensky?
I swear to god these three cunts mogging the speed supports will be the death of me
>>537758434Okay but what if you pull down their pants and see this >>537753268
>>537758485I like Seiun but I like Maruzensky more, it's nothing personnel
le hachimimoon period... is over...?
>play nice nature>no debuff hints>play anbody but nature>creek maxes out flustered pace chaser hints
>>537758261HAPPY HAPPY CUMMU CUMMU
can someone repost El getting full nelson'd? I need to fap
>>537758107>There’s no replacement for displacement, turbo-chan!>nani
Do you think Uma2k25 exists in the setting
>>537758628only downhill from here
>fuck all rainbows the whole runI fucking hate this game.
trainers belong to ikemen musume
>>537754872How to manage energy? Sometimes I click rest when 50% energy, and there is only one rainbow. Just in case there will be more rainbows later.
>>537758563Then you are a furry
>>537758563if they have canon mare pussy they will never be able to live without human dick after i insert 1cm inside
>>537758683you... fucked all the rainbows in the run?
How do I change the default running style for a uma?
>>5377584853x / day posters that are skipping Seiun Sky are wanting others to validate their choices by constantly mentioning that you can just borrow her.
https://youtu.be/ynKvZ7tMoPA?si=AyktLrihp3nG9QJUhow did this get 100k views? seems like free money
>>537758875The game remembers the style you chose the most in career. If you want the game to autoselect a style when you choose the uma, just run in that style.
>>537758764I belong to the paizuri semen demon
>>537758485Because I have 15,000 carats and she comes out next week.
>>537758375I finally fit my wife into my TT team. Ignore the non-yellow stats
>>537758782Knowing how to enter big events like summer. New year'sKnowing how to gravitate toward 50% using wit training to allow more turns of choice of training or rest to reduce rng.
>>537758485Isn’t gaslighting her whole character trait?
>>537758827
>>537758485>flat tomboy>vs>sexy hag with the most revealing swimsuit this game will ever haveit's shrimple
>>537759012That's more than enough bwo
>>537757467>2x a monthHuh?
>>537758940cygames is probably getting the revenue, also god damn shes flat
>>537758940WTF Tamamo Cross is kind of...attractive and sexy, even? The sad thing is that as soon as she opens her mouth, you have to suffer through her obnoxious shrill accent. So no matter how lewdly she dresses, your boner is still gonna die down as soon as she talks.
>>537758764>>537758964I'll swipe as much as I need to in order to get her.
>>537759087Cheval swimsuit exist
>>537758647Perfect
>"maya is a brat!!!">event storyayo...
>>537759140Good taste. The ultimate Paizuri hors.
>>537758485She is cute however acceleration without accelerated gibs requires I skip her.
No Reason looks like a Gintama character. WIth a fitting name too.
>>537759130>>537759112>>537758940
>>537759140Is true she has a smell fetish?
>>537759140>getting seduced by her heart
>>537759251
>>537759206>jacket>shortsんんんんんニョ
>>537759049SEX
>>537759095It is not.
>>537759307oh my god, is that PUT YOUR GUNS ON
I think she needs at least 1 more for both end and pace fuckers
Will this deck give me a Golshi that can do well in gemini?
>>537759382Will she make up her goddamn mind?
>>537759258>>537759346She's the best. I will build her as a sprint, mile, medium, and long ace and use her in every CM.>>537759323I don't know about that one, anon.
>>537759459This is demoralizing
>>537759459>that's with the paid daily carat packuhhh but shills told me uma was cygenerous and not jewish?
i forgot who says it (either seriru or gookman) but Sky is only useful for her ult (you can always borrow someone elses) if you got the carats or really waifu her, then go for it. if you're tight on carats like me, just wait for Sex Maruzensky
en timelinejul 3 - ssr ticketjul 4 - ssr ticketjul 7 -1.5k caratsjul 10 - 1.5k caratsjul 11 - ssr ticketjul 16 - 1.5k caratsjul 17 - 1.5k caratsjul 18 - 1.5k caratsjul 26 - 3k caratsjul 31 - 1.5k caratsaug 4 - ssr ticketaug 21 - 300 carats total carats - 12.3kjp timelinefeb 25 - 1.5k caratsfeb 26 - 1.5k caratsfeb 28 - 1.5k caratsmar 1 - 1.5k caratsmar 1 - ssr ticketmar 10 - 1.5k caratsmar 11 - ssr ticketmar 17 - ssr ticketmar 29 - 500 caratsmar 30 -1.5k caratsapr 8 - 3k caratsapr 27 - ssr ticketmay 14 - 1.5k caratsEN IS HERE - may 30/31jun 10 - 1.5k caratstotal carats - 14ken release date 26/06en time 03/09en total days 80jp release date 24/02jp time (in relation to en) 31/05jp total days 97i based jp time off of jp uma twitter 30/05 is the maru picture with 50k monies so i assume we are around here current accel is 1.2125we are missing 1.7k from free gibs + 510 carats from dailies + 17 days of tt rewardswe will be behind by 1 month of club rewards tomorrow
>>537759130I fell in love once I saw her midriff in Cinderella. The voice is part of the appeal IMO
>>537759680SHUT THE FUCK UP REDDITORTHE ACCELERATED SCHEDULE IS FINE
>>537759567that's not enough wit little bro
>>537759680so there will be another 1.5k this month that's nice
believe in cygenerous
Real scuffed Oguri run but these sparks are okay
>>537759794I'm going for grade B bro
TRUST THE PLAN WITJAP TOLD ME FREE SHIT WAS COMING
The moment I don't pull my favourite Uma I'll quit the game
>>537759854>50 carats in my cratehory shitto
>>537759909does he browse here even
>>537758315>"Luck be with me!">Narrator: "Luck was, in fact, NOT with her."
>>537759919This but unironically
Stay Gold mob in anime so popular she has more fanarts than some newgen umas kek
>>537759909>plays game known for being gacha, aka gachapon, as in the quarter machines at the grocery store where you got random rewards as a small child>is upset he isn't getting free shitThis isn't the game for you, anon.
From what I hear from my Japanese friends, Cygames only realized they should be giving them way more free shit 1 year into the game. So we’ve got that to look forward to… if any of you will still be here…
>YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADAYour response?
>>537760116I'll teach her a cool spell. If you catch my drift.
>>537760116I think you should eat your vegetables.
Pulling on horse banners before sparking makes sense since statistically you're not gonna spark one anyway so going 100 and 100 doesn't really matter
>>537759601>willlol>couldYeah it could.
>KMR is treating grubbers, shadobabs, priconbros, im@schads and prosekaistacies better than usgrim
>>537759601Don't ignore me
>>537760181I sparked air groove and it was worth
>>537760242Trade out that Mcqueen for another speed.
left over right in all cases right?the gaslightlator is saying left but >gaslightlator
>>537759601>>537760181No it will not.
>>537760226>KMR is treating grubbers better than usThat is NOT true
gemini status bwos? Your 1200/1200 aces are ready, right?
Pic rel was my 20th pull, luckGODS keep winning
>>537760226>Grub>>>>>Better
>>537760351shut up whale
>>537758434It's a survival tactic to fight against the numerous ningens
>>537760290left is better if you're not unlucky
>>537760290Maestro is more reliable than bofa so factor that in.
>>537760116Let's look for it together. (I'm charming an underage)
>>537760291>>537760284My speed selection is so weak bros...
Give me yuor blessing bwos...
>>537760290End closer S is one gold skill worth of stamina reduction
>>537758434Human women sisters, how can we compete....?
>>537760054She became much more popular ever since Cygames feminized her
>>537760480enjoy your 3* stamina, bro
we play cygames because we like the pain
>>537758246nvm found it https://umsatei.com/
>>537760480Biko has 15% training eff even at lb0Just get lucky with rainbows and charming bro
>>537760548i do NOT trust her
Should I swap my featured card to get more borrows? I have a 3LB Seiun Sky and I don't see it being used much. I think about dropping it for a max leveled Air Groove card for Groundwork hints.
>>537760548She does not look like a girl that sniffs her own poop.
What does Manhattan Cafe mean by this?Lvl 1 (+13) was even better...
>>537760480get to swipin' or get to cryin'. You won't make your card selection better posting your shit deck here.
>>537760591evil...
>>537758946that’s what I’m trying to change
Ningen women are still the majorityUmas are minoritiesCheck the fuck mate
i think carrot ranger SUCKS
>>537760621you will
>slacker right before takarazuka so i can't clear until summer is overFuck you
>>537760548uuuhthat G1 racegear is still her racegear...
>>537760520Stamina 1*
>I actually have the mats to pot5 my Creek>Need 120k moniesSoon
>>537760054Mob stego has been in the franchise since 2018.
>>537760650But I'm saving for Riko bro...
I'm going to turn Tachyon's brain into goo!
How do i change the default running style for a uma
>>537760665quality over quantity, once you go inside the horse pussy there is no return
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEIQv6i9mfkthoughts on this performance?
>>537760649* With Zenno Rob Roy the same Lvl 2 training is +31 Stamina
>>537760776ok cool, not my problem, you bitched and I told you what your options were
>>537760786Damn, human women have to compete against THIS???
>>537760862remember that all the umas are born beautiful
>>537760665There is absolutely no way human women aren't a minority
Mood downs on race day should be illegal
>last arima kinen>watch the race>10th place>fuck it's over but let's throw a clock anyway>view results>1stI HATE THIS!
>>537760719...
>joined /uma/ club after stewing for months in random club I joined>my shoe request got devoured in 30 minutes>first time I managed to make 10 donations and cap on dailyIt's enough to make a grown man cry.
cute
i just lost debut with 250 speed 200 stam 300 power and tazuna says i dont have enough power. can i kill her?
If I have to choose between Aoi and my trainee, I would choose Aoi in a heartbeat
>>537760983your umas hate you
>>537761035It's Japan, you don't have access to guns and she's an uma. No, you cannot kill her.
>>537761035IF YOU ARE BROCKED, YOU ARE BROCKED
>>537761032Do trainers get fan letters too?
>>537761035Your front runner bro?
>>537761173Yes but secret umapolice filter out n*ngen women
>>537756470AIEEEEE
>>537760983>view results>2nd>2nd>4th>11th>watch a race>wins by literal miles.
>>537761135should I rape them?
Is 1 LB Tazuna worth running ever?
>>537761173yes, Eishin Flash got kinda mad at her trainer for getting one
...h-how did he do that?!
What are you guys spending your 50 gifted carats on
>>537761321anon?
>>537761453Small bribe to the summer rainbow committee
>>537761414So this is the power of bakushin
>>537758434the average life of an NPC uma is jobbing forever then becoming part of the police, army, a farm horse or a clown
>>5377614535 more farming runs
>>537761453Deposited to my kitasan rerun fund so that I can finally play the game
>>537761414Eclipse first, the rest nowhere
>>537761695Thank you, Sky. Finally an onahole that fits me properly
>>537761414what website has this data?
the video opened my eyes, parent farming in our current state is simply insanity. after my 3 borrows are done i'm gonna close uma and play another game
>>537761818https://chronogenesis.net/here you go
It's time to roll the spark machine
>>537761770I don't get it
>>537761453umastitutes and carrots
>>5377619581* guts, I'm all in.
>>537761958wit 1
man this really is a p2w game
Fantastic start to the parent run.
>>537761958guts 2* congrats
>>537761958Stamina *1TurfUnique *1
>>537761976
>>537761957thanks bro. I think i need to leave my club
>>537762143always has been
>>537761976Someone probably has it with sound, but I don't.
>>537762186yeah I know where it comes from I still don't know what it means
decent band name
>>537762269It was a brag by the owner of the horse EclipseYou know, "my horse is so fucking fast that the rest arent even visible"
>>537762269basically, if you aint first you're last
>>537762269ECLIPSE (THE HORSE) IS IN FIRST PLACE, THE OTHER HORSES ARE SO FAR BEHIND THEY'RE "NOWHERE"
>>537762269There was a race with a horse called Eclipse, he was first and the rest was nowhere alluding to his great lead
>>537762070>>537762085>>537762151>>537762174Better luck next time and I'm done with my three daily races so time to play something else. Unironically my best horse I've made for the CM even when it was just a parent run.
>>537762143yes, and the gap between (you) and the people who spend hundreds or thousands of dollars on the game will only get bigger as time goes on
>>537762269>>537762361>>537762401This gets twisted every time it gets asked. No it wasn't a figurative statement.
Infuriating as fuck, honestly.
>>537761958cards?
>>537761629>then becoming part of the police, army, a farm horse or a clownIf they don't want that, they can all become my wives.
>>537762501goodmisinformation is the tradition of /uma/
>>537762269it means front running is the true way, because you don't see any other horse, as the rest will be nowhere.
Cafe SR sucksProve me wrong
>>537762447Damn, bad luck anon, what skills did you get for her? That's a pretty solid Goldship with the right set up.
>>537762501For the longest time I thought it was just some terrible Engrish. Like it's obvious what the sentiment is, but it was just worded oddly if you didn't know "Eclipse" was a horse name
uma dot moe has the tier listbut what is it actually based on
The horse was born in the fucking 18th century and Sunday Silence comes from him?
is uma with spurt better than uma with long S, assuming both are 1000/1100?
Mayano Top Cute
what the fuck they actually say this? I thought it was just some ayyy lmao type meme. I can't even tell how this is supposed to be read
>>537762580Honestly if I risked more it would've been 1200/1200, but I was going for parent and didn't really care. In hindsight might've been a good idea, but oh well.>>537762797It was a parent run which I don't honestly even know what parent am I doing. I just wanted to finish my 3rd run and do something else.
>>537763107....you ... can't picture a girl screaming?have you seen a girl before IRL?
cm1: base mayano endcm2: wedding mayano endcm3: base mayano front (curren chan gets to tag along too)mayano game
>>537763107Are you trolling me right now? "AIIIIE" is just a classic scream.
>>5377630061000speed/1100power?
>>537762753i wish there was an actually good stamina card next to Super creek.
>>537762993Yes, but so do like, 99% of race horses
>>5377633744 years of power creep will serve you well
Ardan love
>>537763107Those snakes know what's up.
>>537762448Time to swipe.
Do I spend 3k club points on MLB Mcqueen or do I save it for the uncap materials?
>>537762993All of them came from the Arabian peninsula, desert horses are something else.
>>537763501Why are my wives fighting?
>>537763495
>>537763107Jobber scream, it's hard to find any voice actor that makes it sound audibly good but it's funnier in text form AIIEEEEE
>>537750704I want to fingerbang Tokai Teio's cunt to eden and massage her clitoris and labia and perform cunnilingus on her until I get 8 glasses worth of her pussy juice
>>537762993Teio is also a descendant of Eclipse. Every single fucking horse is a descendant of eclipse. Go to the pedigree section of any uma and click on the oldest horse with a wiki page and eventually you'll find Eclipse
>>537763603>>537763694
>>537763467Maybe I'll do it on a Creek run later, and borrowing a Dia card, because I know the Mcqueen one loves to fuck me over, and sometimes does the Cafe one too.
>>537763750Teio is for pure love
>>537763793hayai
>>537763183>>537763260I guess it's because I'm an esl but I've never seen "AIIIE" used for screaming before
>>537763519You can grind uncap materials. You can't grind a support card.
>>537763856Yes that's why I'm not dicking her, just stimulating her cunt until she squirts what I need. I'm doing this out of affection.
>>537763917This is as much performance as I can squeeze out of her.
>>537764042and then her leg explodes
>>537764024I can see how pure your love is, even if that anon can't
>>537764042she's going to trip you monster
>>537764097>>537764117We'll have to use the backup Suzuka.
Maruzensky's inverted nipples
>>537764275
>>537764365There is no proof of this
>>537764365Maruzensky invented nipples?
>>537764365-docking with Rudolf's perky ones
>>537764476no, she invented Naples
>>537763107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx-9TrZzbwM
>>537763994>you can grind uncap materialsYou can?
>>537764275>>537764429Get that FUCKIN pillow outta there, I want that lap raw
>>537764517That's how fillies are made....
>>537764542how else do you think you get them?
>>537763107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM_kPVZL4xU
>>537753380I like incomprehensible gyarus.
>>537764517I'm gonna need some art or slop or something to illustrate this. Having trouble imagining...
>>537764631Buy from the shop with club points
slakcer bros which club should i go leech off next
Why is Dober so pretty? They made her like 10x prettier than everyone else.
>>537764760You can get them by playing the game bwo, winning races
>>537764864Also by glueing shit legacies. Every little bit of SP points counts.
https://x.com/tomonagayasu/status/1962871967561949335MAMBO HACHIMI
Anyone has a good mile CM guide? I give up on this one.
I noticd that El has an A in Late. Does her unique even trigger if she's late? Order<=2 on the final corner cucks it I think.
>>537765072it's not over yet bwo
Any clubs still open? I'm aiming for another Grade League B 1st place this Gemini and I think I can do about 15 Mill per month. Got a pretty public job so I cant necessarily hang out the phones too much, sorry. Was outgrowing my previous relaxed club. I just check and I got 37 Mill fans.. altough I think I remember having much more. Do you lost your fans you acquired in your prev club? I think I Heard something like that.[spoilers] 110435403669
landing kissu~
>>537765176sounds like you deserve an S tier club
>>537765072Triple front runners with groundwork and Seiun inherit.
stop posting orange succubi
>>537765072Grass Wonder instead of Nice Nature. Then whatever aces you want out of taiki shuttle oguri cap el condor pasa daiwa scarlet or vodka. Not Suzuka though. Suzuka sucks ass for pvp.
>>537764960>dont lewd the honses or we dmca/yakuza u>also puts hons in an outfit that puts all focus on her huge boobs
she's not lewdshe's not a whoreshe's not a succubusshe's just cute and impressionable
tickle teio
>>537765374The game is already extremely lewd in subtle ways though.
>>537765321That's not going to stop me from fielding her.
>>537763374Sei and Dia are both good stat sticks but you basically can only use them if you don't need to borrow both Kita and Creek
>>537764643
>>537765404Don't do that she'll piss herself
>>537765531The problem with Suzuka is she gets dabbed on so hard by Maruzensky. Maruzensky is going to pass her and then her skill won't activate because she is not in the lead.
>>537765140It is bwo... I know when to scoop it up and prepare for one I have a chance for. >>537765301I'll for sure try to build burb with seiyun's spark.>>537765321If I pick taiki I just go with maru's unique? Or is there a must pick skill like groundwork for fronts?Stamina recs are 600+maestro, correct?
To be fair, I've never played Goo Goo Babies with my life on the line.But I have listened to Goo Goo Dolls when my life was on a portable Walkman.
>>537765634If she isn't first by the last spurt she's dead anyway and I learned that the hard way in Taurus. Hopefully Seiun Sky saves her.
Threads slowed down significantly this month are we expecting a major revenue drop since hachimoon period is owarida
>>537763507>onii-chan tadaima!>*plop*
>>537766136Yes, it's over, EOS soon, someone post the made up revenue rankings
>>537765060I need to see her race in Suzuka's outfit.
you demons forced me to do this
TIL alt outfit Umas get plushies in the claw machine
>>537766367Just run Urara bwo what r u doing?? (Or oguri, or pasa, or falcon)
>>537766367just run a dirt career nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYHPBWX3AAw>you can have 70% win rate with just low effort umas>shows deck>MLB kitasan and MLB super creek (not borrowed)well, fuck me I guess
>>537766367bro your supposed to request dirt tooit's just a cyclical exchange for points
Prestigious Prestigious Pres ti gi ous
>>537766489putting in card information is low effort i guess
>>537766136A lot of people stopped playing when they released this month's schedule and spooked people with an early Gemini CM. No more gibs to compensate for the faster banners is also causing normalfags to doompost.
>only 13650 carats + 4 ticketsIs it over? My odds of rolling Sky are so low... Even with cup rewards and freebies I'll only reach 16000 carats +8 tickets so only 115 rolls which is... 58% oddsGrim
>>537766367lmfaoooo just request dirt shoes you idiot
>>537766489A 1 LB Kitasan is basically MLB if you luckshit enough multi rainbow
>>537766367Just request dirt shoes and you get them back. I never understood this dirt shoes meme
>>537766602You know which support card to use...
>>537766509
>>537766637but i'm a lucklet with 0LB kitasan...
>>537766670if dirtniggers don't gain any dirt shoes because it's a zero-sum swapping for cp, then they're just retards for not swapping more common shoes instead
>>537766781Same...
>>537766602
>>537766781Imagine having KB at all. I started playing a few days later.
>>537766489The other points are valid but he could have chosen a better example for good ace with f2p decks
Post your uma rosters. Lets see what people are working with.
>>537766858>>537766697Spending PAID carats on normal pulls feels like ultimate cuckoldry
>>5377525186 so I can feel up Rudolfs thighs.
>>537766602I would suggest getting lucky
>>537763207if only she got 10% power instead of gutsthe cunny is too weak
>>537766858What is dat boi doing???
Hishi Amazon.
imagine cheating you trainee
>>537750065His voice is way too silent and his music is way too loud so I'm not gonna watch the entire video. Complaining about Youtubers running waifu teams or meme teams is retarded though, every single Youtuber says to run meta for wins and waifus for fun.
>>5377671192 more weeks
>>5377525186, can't leave my wife alone with rudolf
>>537767119nasty bitch won't give me her spurt
>>537766932Symboli Rudolf is my only 3 star. I haven't used my voucher, and I have yet to bump anyone to three.
>>537767276no cap?
>>537759680>may 14 - 1.5k carats>EN IS HERE - may 30/31>jun 10 - 1.5k caratsare we missing the may 14 1.5k carats? our last gib was the SSR card on aug 4th
>>537767119Sexiest goal line.
>>537752518I choose 2.Should've had an empty seat in front of Taishin. You just know that little gibbon would kick the seat.
>>537767274I'd give her my spurt.
>>537767119wife!
>>537766185Fat fuckhttps://youtu.be/Bxc_55ur-J4
Only 50 carats for maintenance? It was a lie when people said they gave out gems in a decent amount all the time, wasn't it?
>>537766932I don't like to use umas who don't have their special clothes so I filtered out the 2 stars.
I love cows
>>537767573wait 2 more weeks until half the playerbase quit from CM burnout, trust
>>537761016i know how you feel
>>537767638who doesn´t?
>>537766932I’m not very good at saving carats
>>537767825Its hard when every character is so cute
>>537759680But I was promised weekly 1.5k
I swiped
Thought on pace chaser gold ship?
>>537768114I hope cm is bimonthly so we get more carats that way
>>537768167Teio is all by herself...
>22 bucks only gives you 7.5% chance of pulling Seuin
>>537768167cute
>>537766489I think he does bring up some straight fax but yeah his deck is too stacked for 'f2p'. Still at least a cut above the average jewtuber for calling out the unfeasible standards most guides try to set.
>>537766932My biggest regret is not picking Maruzensky with my free selector. This, and starting late, missing on Spe gib card, not being able to beat El Pasa with my newbie horses and not rerolling on Kitasan banner. Still here though.
>he pays money on gachaMust be nice to be rich
>>537768254>>537768167When was this art made? Before S3?
>>537768207there's no reason to do it outside of career mode. her stats and abilities are built around end closer so there's no reason for your final build to be anything other than end closer. other characters that are built around being pace chasers will work better
>>5377670594spd 2powerher 20% stam growth will carry the power trainingsi believe in her
>danchou last seen 8 days agoAlmondbros...
>>537759680C-Cygenerous... please...
>Kitasan rerun in January next yearSo I guess I'm bricked until then huh...
>>537768384...creepy faces. That artist MUST BE some fucked up sicko like mossacannibalis.
>>537768487time to jump
>>537768551schizo
>>537768697I prefer you naked but cute is good too.
filling spe's stomach
Kitasan Black is also a member of spica
>>537768660>artist nuked their galleries years ago
>>537768902Why did she hang out more with Naisu Neicha then?
You are tearing my guts apart.
96406473CM room
yeahits gaming time
Describe your danchou
>log in>ohaiyou!>request shoes>alt f4i haven't had the will power to do a career or race or anything in about a week now
>>537759680Desu I want more free gibs but I don't get these complaints. We know the schedule of every banner and every event beforehand, that is way better than an extra 10 Pull. Like Seiun is the best Front Runner Ace when she releases if we didn't know about Summer Maru we would all be rolling for Seiun. Then Maru comes out a month later and kills Seiun completely.
>>537759680you WILL swipe za carudo and you will rike it, goyjin
>>537768990beats me, season 2 is all about loli Kita and Dia gushing over Teio and Macqueen and I can't remember Dia and Mcqueen interacting in season 3Kita also goes training with Bourbon and Rice for some reasonS3 is weird
>>537769156Sexy
>>537769156dead
>>537769253It is. Which is also why Spica Art never includes Kita
Thoughts on the communal paizuri Uma?
240086620755Looking for an open club. Got Grade League B 1st place last time, aiming for that again with Gemini. I play every day at work. My last club was just some random D rank I joined when I first started.
tired of getting glue tier runs? Take a break and do your missions
Agnes just did mood down 6 turns in a row after I did recreation 5 times in a row. AMA.
i'm losing my marbles grinding white sparks
Very important announcement:I currently have 11251 caratsThank youThat is all
Good morning! There’s a spot open for a very active toreina-san looking for S Rank/top 100 club. Respond with ID since the funny thing probably won’t let you apply directly
>>537769556who the fuck is agnes?
>>537768545once Aoharu comes out either early or mid november the equivalent of sunlight stones are implemented for both SRs and SSRs bro
>>537769556Which Agnes?
>>537767407trust cygenerous
>>537769623Digitan!
>>537768487can you evict an inactive danchou or is the club fucked?
>>537769623
its always the same guys in cm rooms
Can you get invited while already in a club? Will joining the new one be instantaneous and not having to wait 24 hours?
>>537769617DONT GET GROOMED ANONS. first its you dont have enough fans then its erp for roles
>not a single maxed out friendship by early classic yearit's glue isn't it...
>>537769810There are only 5 people in total in this generalI am one of them
I can't think of any actual reason to finish a dead run. Even if it ends up having amazing sparks, the compatibility is fucked.
>>537768487Kek even almond danchou burnt out lmao
>>5377698902 of them are me, both are Teio posters
which one is more bricked? not getting long S or straightaway spurt?
>>537769214>We know the schedule of every banner and every event beforehand, that is way better than an extra 10 PullImplying figuring out and predicting the meta isn't a skill in itself and like half of the fucking fun. You take that away and all that's left is just the mindless grinding. The more optimized the meta is, the less room there is for f2ps and dolphins to knowledge gap the whales. If f2ps start leaving or quitting pvp, whales get burnt out faster too cause whale v whale matchup with optimal strats comes down to pure rng. They're shooting themselves in the foot if they don't acknowledge this.
>>537770002no long S by far
>>537768990because Neicha also felt the same happiness followed by guilt when the uma who kept beating her, Teio, suffered a lesion. she literally says it when they're drinking tea in like episode 3
>>537770002No spurt. Long S is most useful only when you have capped speed, and you're not capping speed unless you're a whale or a giga highroller
front rice shower is the play
>>537770002spurtlong s is pointless without the accel
>>537770051I'm just waiting for ananta before dropping this game. I have a gta itch
>>537769841You can get invited but it won't show as long as you're in a club. You still have to wait 24 hours unless you get kicked
>>537766932I have 14 hours on this game somehow.I'm...I-I'm sorry. I'm a failure as a trainer. To be honest I'd rather just hang out with the Umas and watch them do cute/silly stuff all day long. I'm not that interested in the actual racing/training part...
>>537770150front is for heroes, not villains
>>537770083I know that is true to start the friendship but why didn't it stop there?Kita had Spica. But She trained with Bourbon and the Villain, and got advice from NN
>>537770051>if they don't acknowledge this.Do we think Cygames are capable of this? Were there any indications of them actually taking a notice of Global, and communicating with us? What they're doing with their other games, any historic examples of similar situations?
People hype long S way too much it's retarded
>>537769841Yes & No (unless you ask for/get kicked)>>537769887HOW DID YOU KNOW? we don’t have a discord but we do use Haru Urara stickers to groom
another 30 tp wasted on flop shower
>>537770423It's an uncondtional stat buff, you should be aiming for it at every opportunity.
I swear Mayano is the moodiest Uma I’ve ever grinded, she’s way worse than Rice.
>>537770330But... you see them do way more stuff in the careers
Season 3 should've been about Naisu, Double Jet, Dickus and Mambo. And their twink torena struggling to win something relevant
>>537769156Actual menhera (male)
>>537766932All of my umas still wear their stinky idol outfit except for Taiki which is my only 3star
>>537770701She got mad at the ice cream booth FOUR times in my last run with her.She truly is like raising a teenager.
>>537770051Casuals have not tried figuring out the meta in video games for years. Most people will just do what the top Youtuber tells them to do. Wasting all your carats on a card that instantly gets power crept or becomes irrelevant is the worst thing that can happen to you in this game and it can't happen to us. I'll take slightly less gibs anytime.
Best unique to inherit on vodka for cm?
>>537770330You're saying... you just stare at them all day in the home screen?
>>537770873>Long VodkaMadmanCan't go wrong with Rudolf
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELFWHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT SPARK ON THE WORST FUCKING RUN I'VE EVER DONE
>>537770648If I have to choose between S and Straightaway Spurt then I'm choosing the latter. I'm not sweating over to get both fuck that.
Any build suggestions for Urara? Max i can get is B+
>>537771028For mile...!
20 mins until it's gone bwos
Mayano is moody cuz her top cun itches and your solution is playing a crane game and doing karaoke
>>537770051 you shouldn't care about whales, they will always be a minority in most games, PVP in this game doesn't even require a positive win rate (win 1/8 to advance next round) so even if you encounter one you'll mostly face non-whales>implying figuring out and predicting the meta isn't a skill in itself and like half of the fucking fun. It can be fun, but at the same time it isn't, like support cards require a ton of copies and there's no way non whales will be able to figure it out if they don't have the ways to do so. I think having the knowledge that your important resources are not going to waste is more important that figuring out the meta, which again, is not something that 99% of people will do anyway.Even with all the knowledge we still see people failling runs, building stuff wrong, etc, there's still room for trial and error
chronogenesis dev vibe coded site is not working
>>537770354Daiwa and Vodka are barely characters and Special Week became a joke after season 1. IRL Bourbon went under very strict training sessions because the horse had a body strong enough to handle it, same as Kitasan, it makes a lot of sense for the spica trainer to ask her to give Kita a harsh training in the mountains
>>537771145I hate these shitty challenges so much, are they ever gonna stop? Why force me to run some useless G2/G3 race and ruin my career run?
>>537771280It's a good source of clocks and munies, and they're fun to try and do in a single career
>>537771213we also go on walks
>>537771280>I hate free caratsBro?
Dacchis danchou if you wanted a monthly fan goal you could have just said so instead of kicking day 1 members with no warning like a nigger
>>537771096white sparks don't care about your stats, only that you finish the run and have the skill.
you guys must be getting some wild runs to be getting 1k+/1k god damn
>>537771730Helios stop translating
>>537771629dacchis danchud.... why did you kick this person
these 50/50 gold skill cards should simply not exist
>2/3 goldship + taz>getting 1000/1000 consistently, rarely cap either>switch to 4/2>don't even get 1000/1000 on my best runs
>>537771629hehe leech
is Rushing Gale any good?
>borrow MLB hishi>doesn't give spurt>borrow MLB gold ship>doesn't give spurt>repeat over a dozen timeswow so funny!!!
>>537771118If you get her to Turf B, it allows you to do the turf/mile races, which provides more SP
>>537771921taz is the consistency uma queen3/3 will give you higher results but requires higher rng
>>537771972If Hishi isn't giving you spurt you're doing something wrong, she has like 5 skills.
>>537766932I should probably use the goddess statues but I want to be smart with them
>>537771731Deck?Unfortunately this CM is pretty tough with the requirements>>537771921It's honestly down to luck, I've had good runs with both Tazuna decks and 4/2 decks, can't really say which is more consistent
>>537770873
>failed a 22% training right before debut>don't overdo itFuck and that was my last borrowed run too. Bricked
>>537771730sick tl senpai you cooked this time
>>537771134The usual suspects, Pump Iron and Red Shift.
>>537769205DANCHOU GET HIM
>>537772053to be fair the run was awful, bunch of 30 energy hits and multiple mood downs
>>537771730waheyyyy
>>537772051the smartest thing to do is to have fun when playing
>>537772037I have genuinely had runs where I get 5 or more hints with Hishi and she gives me stats 3 times and gives me the wrong skill 2 times
>>537766932Decent enough, i guess
>>537771730
>>537771731Here's some glue I made a few minutes ago for you to laugh at. Everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.
>>537772320Are you focusing speed hits and then stamina at the end or are you just going off of what has a rainbow on it?
>>537769706They get auto kicked in two weeks
I'm gonna try making a groundwork Suzuka for the cup. It'll probably be shit but why not. Air Groove card is boosted right now anyway.
Why the fuck does condor keep saying DES
>>537772176Ouch, yeah that's a pretty good deck, it's down to luck at the end of the day, I've been running a fair number of Taishin careers and I've yet to get a good one, especially annoying when you get a good inheritance with Long S and get hit with mood downs or no rainbows or whatever the game feels like throwing at you
>>537772417You have to pick the double/triple rainbows and hope they even out. That's how you eventually high roll.Unfortunately for me, my first double rainbow happened in middle of year 3, with a 3 speed 3 stamina deck.
>>537772472
>>537771731And then you get the stats but creek and spe troll you!
>>537772037Hishin is RNG though and in an ace run you shouldn't buy out skills like you do in a parentLike, she will appear like 5-6 times a run and each time is the equivalent of throwing a dice and wanting it to land on 1, sometimes it won't.The chance of not getting a 1 in 6 dice throws is 32%.
hons?
o-oh. okay. thanks I guess. this may have just been the satsuki sho but i'm sure you can still be a good parent h-haha
>>537770993>>537770708I log in, get my free stuff, watch a VN segment in the story section, check any new chats/interactions on the academy/home screen, rearrange my Umas (Still having a hard time deciding where the Umas should go and who even are my top Umas, which this alone can take up to an hour as I try different combinations of Umas lol; I keep changing them out), Roll for some new Umas, notice an Uma I'm not familiar with when she does something particularly cute/funny then look her up on the wiki and eventually end up reading about her irl horse, then end up watching a youtube video about one of them, and then watch an episode of the uma musume anime (I'm rewatching the first season right now before moving on to season 2 and Cinderella Grey, haven't watched those yet. Rewatching season 1 with all this new knowledge is a completely different experience, I actually recognize them now).
haha alright
>>537772713
>>537772658Are you planning to run 4 golds??
>>537772658Deck?
>>537772792I just wanted 3... I got lucky with bofa randomly or I would've gotten only 1 gold.
>>537772789umas for this feel?
>>537772772Oh, and I like looking up different youtubers/streamers/vtubers reactions to the game as they play it and watch the cutscenes.
>>537771731Speed is hard.Track aptitude is truly SS tier spark, its 100-120 extra speed..
With 3 minutes to spare. I am honsu.
owari da
>>537772891
>>537752441Why is Almond Eye so perfect?
>>537772658That's still pretty good though, I guess BofA and Cooldown can be pretty incosistent with the activation times and wit is a little low, I've been trying to make a good Teio myself since I want to run her for the CM but pic related are the best ones I got so far and I'm not too satisfied
>>537772037even if you hint prune hishi has such low % to give hints that you can easily miss it. Iàve started using mlb goldship in my runs alongside it and golshi is way more likely to give me spurt even though she has like 14 skills
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>537773152
new day or whatever
>>537773154You were just lucky, goldshi has like almost triple the chance of wanting a specific skill compared to amazon
>>537771629I wasn't kicked but I wished he'd at least discuss with the club first instead of deciding on his own
>>537773152The best teio I could muster is similar to yours, around 1200/1000 with 2 golds but thankfully with a Long S. Doubt I could ever replicate it again with my shitty deck, just gonna roll with it come CM
>>537766932I want more 3 Star Umas but I'm saving carats and refuse to use my limited Statues
>>537773135I started this game a last month, and I find out the SW card was tied to an event. Will it ever return?
>somebody keeps borrowing my MLB mamboWhy does he do it
>>537773154Its why people rely on sparks for the spurt, pruning isnt something what you truly want to do on aces.
>>537771730get a feeling so complicated
>>537773558mambo
>>537771629I will probably bail next month after I get my rewards. Its too much sweat.
>>537773558machikanetannhauser
soonTM
>>537773558omatsuri mambo
>6 G1 sparks + URA spark>1* wit 1* pace 1* green
>>537766932I still have my free selector
>>537773889Reminder for down the line
50 CARATS CYGENEROUS
>>537773951daily reminder to roll new year kitasan black
Fuck, I knew it was too good to be true. I'm gonna miss my club
where is Shoes request button on PC? it's not there
I want Vivlos so bad bros
>>537774119that's me
>>537774095Whale uma because you cannot use Kitasan on a Kitasan and you need a speed SSR replacement.
>long S>Straightaway Spurt>3 gold recoveries>long corners>Concentrationbros I think my Goldship is ready for CM2
>>537774215fuck you, I will never use discord
>>537774147Side screen on club menu.
>>537774119CunnyInc. has spots for any /uma/ anona+ rank, anyone welcome to join, no requirements
>>537774119
give me a fucking break jesus christ
>>537774147link?
God, I love Chrono Genesis.
>>537774243cute gold ship
>>537773951how far down the line is this? 1st anni? 2nd anni?
>>537774243b-b-bwo...?
>>537774119Time for everyone to leave
>>537774376season 3
>>537774226I will use Kitasans wife
>>537774147
>>537774263clear out applications if you haven't it doesn't show up in club search
>>537774412Well if i look at the inheritables,its front packed so i guess its around xmass oguri for sure.
>>537774416What a cute creature. I want to give her triplets
>>537774260>>537774451...eh?
I keep forgetting to finish the weekly G1 missions
Serious answers only: 1200/1000 or 1000/1200 with 2 golds?NO GASLIGHTING I MEAN IT
>>537774119There is nothing wrong with a Discord until its used for politics or NSFW shit
is this ass
NEW THREAD?>>5377745411000/1200 but 3 golds
>>537774517Are you not in a club? Is there lead in your water pipes?
>>537774392Danchou please don't look my numbers...
does Mambo still have open slots?
Haha Im extremely hopeful on my 1st borrow of the day
>>537774584I won't say it's ass, might win some but non end closers only have a fighting chance if they have 1200spd at the very least
>>5377745411200speedtrack is long enough, you will catchup
>>537774416That's RAD!
>>537774584300 wit is too low, 1 of your recoveries most likely won't proc.
>>537774675Nice look how happy my flattie is
>>537774675>snowyou better have enough power
>>537774263I can't find the club in search, my ID is 154243212001 if you can inv me
how does mejiro dober's bigger picture skill affect all seeing eyes? does it just make it wider or also longer, or does widening it actually make it shorter?
>>537774863my daughter is so happy to have won
BakerWake up you lazy piece of shit
>>537774263Doesn't show up in the search, would also appreciate an invite 240086620755
this is the last threadwe are free
>>537775259no...
i got a new one ready once captcha ticks outno tranny bs
>>537774392that's hilarious, now every danchou can go full spreadsheet autism without any effort
bake or I rape teio
>>537774392Which club?
>>537775734>>537775734>>537775734>>537775734Aight, abandon ship
if everyone's CUMA, no one is
Will milk you for an invite to any B+ club
>>537774556it always goes to shit regardless of what you mentionedalways
