Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>537464202
Sisters are SO fucking CUTE with bows
Do Ashley or Renee shave?
Renee is a high level succubus. A powerful foe. If I were Douglas i'd be in trouble.
>>537779608Sisters are SO fucking CUTE
>>537779608FUCK FORGOT THE IMAGE
>>537589781>>537592050>>537597576>>537778297>>537778409I've been noticing recently that /calg/ actually stands for the Coffin of Andy and Linux General. We're on track to discuss Linux almost as frequently as anal sex, so bravo: this means YOTLD is imminent!
I am once again calling for Total Sister Love. Hug sisters, kiss sisters, wed sisters, bed sisters, cuddle sisters, hold sisters hands, bring sisters on fun and exciting adventures, bring sisters on expensive dates, buy sisters cute gifts, make your sister smile, make your sister laugh, bring your sister's heart great joy,
>>537780165>tfw Andy loves his stupid computer more than you
>>537778606Americans are my bloody heroes because they call a jolly good time "as fun as kissing your sister". What's their secret?
>>537780531>What's their secret?sister sex
I am once again calling for Total Sister Hate. Hurt sisters, beat sisters, punch sisters, kick sisters, strangle sisters, break sisters bones, harm sisters physically and mentally, breaks sisters valuables and property, burn sisters cute things, make your sister scared, make your sister cry, bring your sister's body great pain
>>537780478Based.>>537780905Basen't.
>>537780495You must BECOME computer. Sisputer.
>>537780495>It's not stupid! It's free and open source software!
>>537781202>What the FUCK does that even mean?! It's all you do anymore. You never watch movies or go out with me, it's always you in our room as you stare at that screen!
>>537780981I think any guy who makes his sister his wallpaper is based as fuck. Brothers should also wear print t-shirts with pictures of their sister.
>>537780818Go on...
>>537781839How do I convince my sister to share a bed with me (non-sexually)?
>>537782015>Hey let's go take a nap>Together?>Sure why not we can watch a movie or something.
>>537782097Is it really that easy or are you setting me up?
>>537782301>Hey sis. Sex?It's 100% success rate, guaranteed trust me dood
>>537782301I mean, that really depends on how cool you are with your sister. I was already snuggling with my imouto when I suggested we take a nap or something since she was already dozing off on my shoulder.
>>537782301Going upstairs to watch a movie would have been a perfectly normal thing for me and my sister to do as teenagers. As adults who don't live together I wouldn't.
>>537784303>that really depends on how cool you are with your sisterOk, let me reask the questionHow do I convince my sister to share a bed with me (non-sexually) if we don't really talk that much? For comparison, on family road trips I've had to share a bed with my brother (because we're close), but never my sister
>>537784661That's a whole different kettle of fish and you're going to have to lay a lot of groundwork otherwise it WILL be weird.
Haven't checked this place in a while. I see that the devlog hasn't updated (of course). But why have all the discussions been locked? I can't even see the threads for them anymore. Has anything else happened that isn't obvious?
>>537784612I'm an adult who doesn't live with his sister anymore, and I've still shared a bed with her as adults multiple times.
>>537779657Yeah, the parents' shower is clogged with Renee's shaved pubes
Does Douglas shave?
I had another dream about giving my sister head. It's a recurring dream I hadn't had for a long time, but lately it's been coming back. What does it mean??
>>537786295>giving my sister headDoes xe have a PP?
>>537786506Every fucking time! "Head" means oral sex, regardless of gender!
>>537786295It means you're a sub
>>537786708Just say "going down on" next time. It's that easy.
Stick.
>>537787173Fine. I have a recurring dream about going down on my sister. In the dream, I'm munching her carpet, I'm certifiably muff diving, arguably giving her lip service, eating her out, even eating her pussy. And most of all, giving her head. Is this normal?
>>537788216>Is this normal?It's abnormal to dream about being subservient to your sister, after all you are what you eat.
>>537788216if you're serious, wet dreams about family members are actually fairly normal. not joking.
>>537788956My sister used to punch me some mornings as a tween/teenager before we got together. It was only later that she admitted that she was embarrassed about having a wet dream about me.
>>537788216Ok but did you give her cunnilingus?
>>537786205Only if Renee tells him to
>>537786205>>537787446Son is not your bugley, is your better men chungus stickleys. Beeley (Not Ladybugsley) will have breakfast this morning...Not you, dad.
>>537780165There is a /g/ in /calg/ after all.
>>537792878ANON THAT'S EVERY GENERAL
>>537793021When was this cg again?
>>537794131S&SAround the line>Stupid fucking bitch!! What the fuck does it take?!
>>537788956What about recurring dreams revolving around the exact same act?
>>537793021>yellingIs Ashley autistic? She seems really bothered by loud noises like Andrew yelling, she almost cried in SnS after chaining him to the radiator and him going like "WILL YOU SHOOT ME ALREADY?!"
>>537795023>why does Ashley's favorite person in the whole world yelling at her/losing the will to live upset her?Someone here is autistic, but it's not Ashley.
>>537794915Why did you reply an hour later?
>>537795023It is a mystery
>>537795445Okay but why was she so upset?>Someone here is autistic, but it's not Ashley.I just idk I grew up being yelled at and being told by my mom that I should've been aborted so Andrew's minimal screaming doesn't even register.>>537796114Yeah, they were close?
>>537796185>get on pc>check /calg/>see this short chain of undiagnosed autismPlease seek a diagnosis, it won't change anything about the subject matter but maybe you will realize why you don't understand some things.
>>537796185>I grew up being yelled at and being told by my mom that I should've been aborted >Andrew's minimal screamingAndrew, is that you?
>>537796807Wrong file. But that one ended up funnier so fuck it
>>537787446Stickley
Andrew's minimal hitting
>>537795023She expects Andrew to suck it up each time she hits or yells at him so of course when he doesn't it takes her off guard.
>>537797363That was 3 days after he yelled at her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qlj7Aka430lmao more siblings should play and voice act the game
>>537798107>those heavy accents>"DiddyStudioProductions"bruh
>>537763940Lmao what? I'm the one who makes that ritualpost. And if you're the one who snaps at me for it every time lately... Who was that anon..?A mistery to be solved.
>>537798748>mistery
>>537779393DEVLOG SEPTEMBER 11th
>>537799443Two more weeks, faggot
>>537779393Do they fuck? Otherwise why is there a general for this game all the time?
>>537800429You asked this exact same question last thread ago
>>537800429No. Why would siblings fuck? There's a lot of playful teasing between them that twitterfags think it's incestuous. I don't know why this game has such a bad rep when it's good, you should play it.
>>537800441Pure evil.
How would you have handled having a daughter like Ashley?
>>537800429>>537800909Yeah, incest is wrong.
>>537796185all of that totally makes sense
>>537803194Daily Methylphenidate and iPad sessions
>>537803194Giving her even a bit of attention. The only time Ashley ever got attention from mother is when Andy was mad at her.
>>537805807Would an iPad would still be a better mother than Renee?
Odd post to make unprompted, but I’m catching up from past threads.I think Andrew and Ashley are racist, but not in the “4chan way” but probably the normie way.They’ve never seen a black person in their entire life and are unsure how to interact with them.Andrew is awkwardly rude by accident.Ashley talks ghetto speak to them.Thoughts?
>>537782015Well, what's your relationship with her like?
>>537809071Ashley definitely hates snow sprites.
>>537779393How did this game manage to be a hit for both male/female audience when its supposed target audience were emo girls?
>>537809853Delphic truism.
>>537809853Nemlei says she made the game for a primarily female audience, but whether she intended to or not she essentially created the culmination of every male fantasy in Ashley and I guarantee you a significant number of people were sold on "hot 'goth' sister" and then it turns out it's "hot 'goth' trad slightly-but-not-too-crazy virgin succubus sister." It's definitely not the only thing the game has going for it, but hot girls will almost always at least get a foot in the door with male audiences, and any game with that level of sensibility of design is bound to at least be decent.
>>537809071Ashley still calls them the washington redskins
>>537810365Yeah Ashley the desexed succubus who isn't remotely into it. Peak male power fantasy
>>537810637Okay, retard.
>>537810365For me it was Ashley's absolute fidelitySeriously I've rarely seen a girl character who is as loyal as Ashley
>>537810865Ashley was literally about to become a prostitute until mom made Andrew stop her
>>537811094>until mom made Andrew stop her
>>537810581Fact. Everyone I know who was an adult in the 90's still calls them the Redskins. The only people who don't were born after the year 2000
>>537811160Until Andrew stopped her, then.
>>537811796So she was going to do it until she didn't because Andrew said not to. Just making sure.
>>537809071when ashley saw a friend group that has a jeet she wished she had friends like that. confirmed not racist
All sisters are racist if their brothers are.
Racism is bad...
>>537814280BOOOOORING
>>537814280Pattern recognition is one of the most important survival mechanisms.
>>537814280S-say why do you cover your forearms even during summer?
>>537800561I didn't get an answer last thread>>537800909I see, I didn't know they were siblings, nor has that ever stopped the internet anyway>I don't know why this game has such a bad rep when it's good, you should play itI guess I should, there has to be SOMETHING for it to have a general
>>537786295I keep having wet dreams where I molest my sister as she sleeps
>>537818660Do you suppose this could be because you're horny and such fantasies conform to your mental schemas?
>>537811796She thought she'd already lost him. Clearly she's totally worthless as a person if that happened, so why not be a hussy?
>>537817908This is a game with multiple endings, so it's Schrödingers fuck.
>>537819082I think he just wants to touch his sister's body.
beybeys
>>537784661Learn from Andrew. Talk about how hard a time you're having, talk about your panic attacks, let her know you need comforting.
>>537823730Women are generally put off when you go all-in like that.
>>537819082It's because I'm horny. I want to touch her even when I'm awake
>>537819476>Andrew hates me>I'm worthless>???>better suck dicks for moneyNo seriously, help me understand the thought process here
>>537824256You're missing about a year's worth of context after the single most crippling rejection she could have possibly received from the only person whom she thought cared about her.
>>537824256She got rejected from every other job and after a year her self esteem was so low that she no longer cared about becoming a hussy
>>537824570It's also worth noting that Renee was right, and it absolutely was a desperate cry for attention.
>>537824646Renee was wrong like she always is. Ashley was actually going to work at this sketchy place because she hated herself and had nothing to lose. Then Andrew came back into the picture.
>>537824646Oh, I'm not the guy you've been talking too. I think Andrew even says Renee was right about that, just that the attention Ashley wanted wasn't from Mom
>>537824916You're kind of retarded.
I don't know why that posted twice. The first time, 4chan said "connection error" so I tried again
>>537825052I am not retarded.
>>537825402Then you're acting retarded, which is the same thing.
>>537825117>he got two generalsed
>>537825447That's not true either.
>>537825496But this is the only general I post in
>>537779715There's just no way he didn't know she kenw.
>>537827189She can be suspicious of him without knowing what exactly he's trying to hide.
>Ashley is the best sister ever!Ashley isn't even the best sister in her own game
>>537829923>ironing board talking shit
>smaller than advertised
>No-tits Noass
>>537829923She is tho
A snow sprite without tits is like a car without wheels. Worthless. Useless.
>>537825757In computer science, the Two Generals' Problem is as follows:>There are two generals, each leading their own army, positioned on two sides of a castle>They can only communicate via messengers>All messengers must pass through enemy territory and therefore risk failing to deliver their message>If the two armies assault the castle at the same time, they will be victorious>But if only one army assaults at a time, it will end in defeat>Is there a scheme by which the generals can reliably coordinate a shared time to attack at? (Or, failing that, do nothing?)As it turns out, the answer to the problem is "No". No such scheme exists. No matter what communication scheme the generals use to come up with a shared attack time, there must exist a failure mode where one army attacks without the other. You are encouraged to try to come up with a communication scheme yourself and then see why it fails.This issue persists in all communication systems. Most notably for us is the following variation of the problem:>There is a client and a server, separated by the internet>The client wishes that the server perform an operation>If the operation is performed, the client wishes to log a success>Otherwise, the client wishes to log an error>Is there a scheme to accomplish this?And again, the answer is no. All such systems must admit at least one of two failure modes:>The operation is performed and the client logs an error>The operation is not performed and the client logs a successEvidently, the protocol 4chan uses must be of the first category. Surely, you must've experienced many such communication failures in your life. Be assured that it is not because engineers are stupid, but because it's literally impossible to prevent.Though in the case of 4chan, 99% of the problem could be prevented by just disallowing users from making the same post twice in a row.
I like boobies.
>>537829923nemlei should completely ignore fanon again and reveal Jane as a straight catholic woman, instead of some butch lesbian
>>537831280Why would Jane be a butch lesbian? Because she yelled at Andrew? lol, lmao even.
>>537831280Secondaries be like>This character in TCoAaL is so hot!>No, I have no idea what she looks like but somebody drew a picture and gave the character the same name as her so I masturbate to that>What do you mean, "play?" I just watch it on youtube.
>>537830975I already knew that from watching the Tom Scott video. I was just making the obvious joke
>>537831919Nerd
>>537830975Solved ezpz>the messenger is the observer>for every instance of his existence during the travel, he either dies or lives>since he only experiences existing in continuities where he lives, he experiences the travel to the other side without dying>he then watches as both armies attack at once, conquering the castle
>>537832002I'm sorry, that was mean of me. Thank you for taking the time to write it
>>537832012Imagine Andrew looking like this while dismembering his parents
>>537831280>>537831595Jane!
>>537833770She looks like a closet lesbian
>>537834068No she doesn't, she's a very pretty lady
>>537800429>>537817908Go play the fucking game newnigger, noone has to sell it to you.
>>537830025Holy insult, Noelle is gonna kill herself.
>>537833770Did someone say pretty? Sorry, I'm always thinking of my pretty wife Noelle!
>>537800429i know you are just a shitposter, but anybody on /vg/ can create its own general for one specific game you enjoyand so, the entire fanbase as well
>>537830418Fucking lmao. Gonna use this along with "No Good Nigger" from now on.>>537831595Such is this communititty. At least it's one of those great filters to see who's opinion and feelings about the game doesn't matter.
>>537834181Never seen her btw
>>537830418>yule saying this then saying he wants to breed noelle hours later
>>537798516I don’t mind the accents really. It’s kind of hot. I think I might get my sisterwife to voice act some coffin kino with me too now.
She could identify my wood
>>537834883>/msg/ - Minesweeper General
Have you seen my wife?Well, now you have!
>>537842604She looks like she sleeps with anyone and everyone who askes as long as they are over the age of consent.
>>537842604What a sweet and non-hussic wife!
>>537842604It's very cool, Bateman, but that's nothing. Look at this.
best girl coming through
>>537844369Jesus. This is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
>>537844494>I can't believe that Price prefers McDermott's wife to mine.
>>537844674But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet.
>>537844868Raised ponytail, Faustina white...
>>537845142Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's wife.
>>537845337
>>537845541
>>537845764>Look at those subtle pointed ears. The tasteful mintiness of it. Oh my God, she even has vertical pupils...
>>537779393Very hot OP pic.
>>537849348The artist did a Renee one too...that one ain't so good...
>>537845764>>537846219Ivy is a bitch and a permavirgin
>>537849824
>>537851087Ivy is built for correction. Imagine not wanting to push her to her knees, or bend her over the table and pound the smugness out of her.
>>537851181ara ara
>>537851181bro i just ate and you're trying to make me vomit
Wonder what Andrew did that made Jane hate him so much. Did she peg him being a sociopath from the get-go or something.
>>537852283Jane was upset that Julia was dating an obvious sisterfucker who kept abandoning her
Nemlei made a game that speaks to all siblingkind.
>>537852283Jane was probably in the same or higher grade than Andrew and the rumors never left her suspicions. Then Jane got Julia to start talking about Andrew and everything came together. I can't imagine Jane finding out about Andrew coercing Julia into premarital sex helped in any way and it might have been the final straw for Jane's tolerance.
>>537853910>Andrew coercing Julia into premarital sexNigga
>>537853968ya andrew's a nigger
>>537853968It literally tells you in the game that she was crying and coping about "god is watching" during their first time and it's implied to be during Andrew and Ashley's yearlong breakup. Andrew was just a huge asshole that used her for sex and she was desperate for affection (especially from him in their one-sided sham relationship) that she mistook sex for love and wanted to get more "love" from Andrew.
Man this week's been a drag. It's my Friday though. Gonna go in, /calg/, goodnight.
>>537854296Absolutely nothing about that says Julia got coerced. All it says is she felt guilty about it, because she is a Christian.
>>537854801She's not going to be the one to initiate and she was crying and coping during it.
>>537854296Julia is a huge asshole that used Andrew as an emotional tampon and regularly accepted anything he did for her, such as sex. If anything, she was using him. He very obviously wanted to fuck Ashley but she didn't have the mind nor the balls to break up with him until he was no longer of use to her. So, she settled for him fucking and pleasuring her. It was certainly pleasurable as shown in the phonecall vision. >>537854873AAndrew is a notorious liar and manipulator. Do you have any evidence to prove that she did cry and that he wasn't just making shit up to try and hurt Ashley?
>>537854873>She's not going to be the one to initiateOh how little you know. Church girls are whores who fuck at the first sign of cock and then subsequently beat themselves up over their poor impulse control.
>>537855153That's too specific of a thing for him to make up.
>>537855153>julia le bad...Retard
>>537855153>It was certainly pleasurable as shown in the phonecall visionI personally chalk that up to more about her desperate for his attention by alluding to sex which she knows he wants.
>>537855292It isn't. He can make up anything. Hell, it's the most obvious lie to make up. She's christian and weak. Why wouldn't you say she did something like that?
>>537855478It was so good that it made her totally forget about what she was going to do.
>>537855898Oh I was thinking about the wrong scene. Yeah he just said dubiously romantic things to a girl desperate for attention when she was stressed out over his sister and then used her as a sexdol shaped like the person he actually wanted to fuck.Girl desperate for attention got what she "wanted" but not really.
>>537855153>she didn't have the mind nor the ballsyeah girls usually dont have those
>>537856456You're about to rescind that statement or else you're going to find out the type of girl that has balls to rape you.
>>537856456>girls usually don't have ballsIt's so unfair
>>537856694I think female rapists are hot
>>537858250>has balls>female
>>537858305Balls are a concept https://youtu.be/-or3OnZCad8
>>537858641Those balls are literal.
>>537856694
>>537852283She probably noticed he was full of shit each time she saw him with Julia.
>>537852283>hear the rumors about your sister's bf>meet the guy>he looks like a bored out of his fucking mind nihilist>"hey Julia weren't you supposed to go out with your bf this evening?">"A-Andrew ditched me because Ashley-">repeat a few timesThat'll do it.
>>537856694Yeah wouldn't want a new asshole male villain character in the new episodes made to represent anon and his hecking misogyny.
>>537824256>Andrew became a whore>He won't come back to me and doesn't give a shit about me>I guess I'll become a whore too and fuck this miserable life as well then!
>>537860112Wouldn't want him to swoop Ashley off her feet with [Romance] either.
>>537860595I want to watch her whore herself out to old men for money (canon).
So in the genderswapped universe, what does Male!Ashley do instead of apply at a rub'n'tug? Join the army?
>>537861302>Join the army?Sell drugs to high schoolers, except he would still have that Ashley brain and Femdrew would try to same him from getting arrested.
>>537861438So Male!Ashley would've told mom he's joining a local crime syndicate?>Andrea. Tell your brother to not become a drug dealer. He's just doing it for attention.
>>537861523>You're the one who told me to get a job!! God, the support in this house!
>>537861438>ASHLEY! You're not brown, they WILL throw you in the slammer if they catch you selling booze and cannabis to school kids!
>>537861302Gay pornstar
>>537863469Boyley is asking for it with that fucking choker.
Noelle! Noelle! Noelle!
>>537863469>>537864178There's nothing worth-less than that, your average gay porn dude doesn't even make a minimum wage. Basically he takes dick for the love of the game.If you can carve yourself a niche as one of those "I'm totally straight, I'm just gay for pay." then maybe you can earn a decent wage if you're convincing. A big sexual fantasy for gays is making a straight person go gay for them.
>>537864227>your average gay porn dude doesn't even make a minimum wageIt's decidedly a side hustle. Even straight porn is a side hustle; guys who become porn stars because they want to fuck beautiful women always end up having to take it up the arse.
>>537863780>Look, Andrea, I'm not gay.>Women love me!>I just fuck men on camera for money.typed in a rush with too many typos to tolerate.
>>537864328Supply and demand.
Andrew is a known coffee drinker and therefore a retarded quirky Tumblr millennial, only adding to the long list of reasons to hate that stupid faggot. I'm not a coffee drinker, but I had a cup an hour ago and still haven't felt a thing, yet people manage to get addicted to this shit. Sorry to say but if you drink this shit you are a pretentious faggot. If you drink coffee, you drink cum (pic related, Andrew drinks semen).
I'm looking for the mom mod. That one with hot scenes. Anyone here can give me the link of it?
>>537865048>drinking coffee makes you a tumblrinaDo third worlders really?
>>537865178go away, shitlord
>>537865178Forget it, it's a keylogger.
>>537864337>MaleShley gets his buck broken weekly by Jillian's older brother
>>537865375>>537865387It's the huezillian mod author shilling his shit again, apparently he put out another progress report on r*ddit so now he's resumed his shenanigans.
>>537798516thought it was funny how the brother sounds like he wants to die while the sister is kind of amused
>>537865387>>537868148Is it really this bad? I never got around to seeing anything about the haggot mod
>>537869618If you're being genuine, the writing is atrocious. It chases the story essentially beat-for-beat, but has to go through the most contrived bullshit to force Ashley and Douglas out of the picture, oh and Renee is a prostitute.
>>537869794>has to go through the most contrived bullshit to force Ashley and Douglas out of the pictureI remember something about this, Ashley gets sent to juvie and Douglas divorces her right?>Renee is a prostitute.what.Also i was mainly asking if it was really a keylogger
>>537869945>Also i was mainly asking if it was really a keyloggerThere's no compelling evidence to suggest so, but there's also literally zero reason to include an executable file with the mod files and it IS made by a BR
>>537869945>Also i was mainly asking if it was really a keyloggerVirustotal flagged it when it got first uploaded, and the mod itself is just a single .exe file instead of files you could drag and drop into existing mod loaders.
>>537810365Is ashley goth? I’m assuming it’s because of the dark hair and clothes, since my sister has been called that because she dresses in all black.
>>537871567She isn't actually, the reason I put into quotes is because I see the term tossed around a lot to describe similar looks. If anything she's more punk.
>>537870098>>537870281I see. Contrivances are to be expected in AUs that deviate this far off the original product, but if it really is this much of a dumpsterfire all around it is a lost cause. Makes me wonder why the author didnt make his own independent project instead.
>>537871969>Makes me wonder why the author didnt make his own independent project instead.Likely due to a combination of things.>Lack of writing talentThe author essentially tried his best to slam a square peg into a round hole; it went through eventually but everything is mangled as a result. The alterations to the story, both the "necessary contrivances" and what feels like personal preference tell me the work was almost entirely driven by fetishism rather than any sort of creative drive, and I would imagine he's tried his hand at writing before and quickly learned it's a fucking disaster when he doesn't have someone else's template to work off of.>Interest in the general aesthetic, zero interest in the story.A lot of the secondaries with this game in particular really like the "vibe" of it, which is how you end up with insane fangirls who call Andrew and Ashley a "ship" despite the fact that the entire plot revolves around their emotionally and physically incestuous relationship and the circumstances which put them there in the first place.>One-upmanshipThe fact that he (allegedly) regularly advertises his "devlogs" in place of actual developer updates from her Nemminess, as well as the fact that he regularly (less often now) comes here to shit up the thread after his writing got goatse'd for how atrocious it was, I can only imagine he has a pseudo-adversarial relationship with the game.
Can't even go shopping man...
>>537873565The perfect bagley to tote your miniature sistercat wherever she wishes to go.
>>537834943similar vibe
>>537869794>>537869945So you guys aren't linking because "writing bad I don't like"?
>>537874279No, because linking malware is generally frowned upon.
>>537874279No, im just not interested enough to see for myself if its bad or not, im not that desperate for more cofifn content
>>537865178Ive seen the art on that mod. It’s horrible. Also the writing sucks.
>>537874279
>>537874279Nobody is linking that malware here. Go away.
>>537874279If you want a keylogger so badly you can hunt it down yourself.
>>537874324>>537874421>>537876102>>537876527>>537876824>>537878114Didn't know this was a fucking sub reddit, faggots. Now I know why the fandom of this game is disliked.
>>537878574You should leave.
>>537878574>Didn't know this was a fucking sub redditThe mod is made by the fucking subreddit's jannies and they pin their shitty mod above actual game news.
>>537878797
>>537878797Reply to this: >>537878756
how do i quelch my thirst for a sister to bang guys i need help please i cant take this anymore
>>537878990
>>537878990>quelch
>>537879043sorry esl here but it did make a good freudian slip i guess
>>537878574Found the (un)paid shill
https://x.com/999ppang/status/1962948985112694956
>>537879495Extremely cute, modestly cuddly. 8/10.
>>537878756I don't use that fag site like you do. You should all go back there
>>537879836You're the one who wants to use a reddit mod lol
>>537879992Like this isn't a reddit game too yet the faggot reddit behavior is all over here.I just want to try the goddamn mom fucker mod for giggling and coomer reasons
>>537878990you wouldn't want to bang your sister if you had one anyway, for most just the idea is disgusting, and the rare brothers who aren't disgusted don't act on it
>>537880167>Like this isn't a reddit gameThe dev is a /v/ oldfag, lurk moar.>I just want to come into a general and nag them about a mod made by people who hate the gameGo ask the subreddit if you want to run their rootkit so badly, faggot.
>>537880245>you wouldn't want to bang your sister if you had one anywayMost pseud post in this thread. Even the tourist is a rung above this.
>>537880167As someone else said: look it up yourself you lazy piece of shitIn the time it took you to whine like a faggot you could have found it and downloaded it yourself, and yet here you are acting like a baby because the evil anons dont want to spoonfeed you.
>>537880245>you wouldn't want to bang your sister if you had one anywaywell DUH i wouldnt want to bang her especially if i had one, its just that the idea of it is really appealing for a single child like me
>>537880270what gender is the dev? i might have to bang them if theyre a she
>>537880616get yourself a gf into incest roleplay then get a hypnotist to convince both of you that you grew up together
>>537865178It's simple: uninstall Tcoaal, find a rope, end it all.
>>537880393I tried to look for it and I couldn't. Tried to ask here like I normally do when I can't find something but instead you faggots kept like WAAAH WAAAH YOU CAN'T PLAY IT BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE THE PEOPLE THAT MADE IT!!Sissy behavior like this belongs to Reddit. Get the fuck out
>>537880916lol thanks basedanon, you must have really put so much thought into this. i appreciate it. ill give feedback very soon
>>537881079np bro itll be easy
>>537881048>I tried looking for the hag mod
>>537881048>I tried to look for it and I couldn'tYou're right, it's so impossibly difficult to find that even I couldn't find the link for you! We are stuck in the same boat :(This is, of course, not a function of you being a fucking imbecile.
>>537881048>Im retarded and cant operate a computer>Its everyone elses fault btwSounds like terminal amounts of skill issue
>>537881232>wojakThanks for outing yourself, tourist underage. Confirmed everything I suspected about you fuckers.
>>537881303>>wojakThis nigger is next level retarded KEK
>>537881303would you prefer a rageface?
>>537881303You're the tourist if you don't even know about 4chan's DIY ethic lol. Go get handheld somewhere else.
>>537779393How long until the game is finished?
>>537881048>I tried to look for it and I couldn'tNo, you fucking didn't, you disengenious nigger. It's quite literally the first result on google. You're just looking for an excuse to talk about the haggot mod.
>>537881554The full game will be day one DLC for Half-Life 3.>>537881725Don't spoonfeed the troll.
>>537881553>s-see youre a tourist if you dont like my discord underage garbageLol. The absolute state of this place.Go back.
>>537874279>>537878574>>537878797Back in my day, we told retards to kill themselves and moved on.
>>537881812>>>/wsr/
>>537880167At this point you don't see someone call someone else's behaviour le reddit without them being retarded anymore. You can cry yourself to sleep, can't even find the mod himself lmao.
>>537881812Last one. You've earned your (you)s today. Now fuck off, faggot.
>>537881725No, dickhead. I don't even know the name of it. And I'm not your boogeyman. Keep your shitty feelings for whoever mindbroke you and go back to plebbit
>>537882037This one was actually fun, maybe we should reconsider feeding trolls as /calg/.
>>537881812You know what? I'll spoonfeed you, anon :^)https://www.homedepot.com/p/Everbilt-3-8-in-x-50-ft-Natural-Twisted-Sisal-Rope-73285/206094360Have a nice day! :)
Maybe I should get working on my hagfic idea if the bar is seriously that low. Or my teenshley fic. God, I fucking love teenshley so much bros...
>>537882318Topkek. I'm going to use this one from now on
>>537882248She looks like she smells bad in a good way
>>537882418I was gonna start using it last year, but them Vomitdrew earned the spot for me. This game is a gold mine for reaction images really.
>>537882037>redditjakOne updoot/gem. Ammiright zoomie?
Oh thats- haggots shitting up the thread again.
>>537883085>wake up>open thread>Euros have spent the past 8 hours feeding a trollYou people
>>537883085Shhhh don't give it what it wants
>>537883207>>537883549But mooooooom!
And I could be a pretty girlI'll wear a skirt for youAnd I could be a pretty girlShut up when you want me toAnd I could be a pretty girlWon't ever make you blueAnd I could be a pretty girlI'll lose myself in you
Andrew should shave Ashley's head bald and then make her wear a frilly bonnet. I think that would be cute. He can start by running an electric shaver right up along her hairline, leaving a huge gap. She'll get super sad at how asymmetrical and ugly it is, start crying, but eventually gains some composure. With resignation in her heart, she asks Andrew to just shave her bald, so it's at least consistent. Andrew starts shaving her head more, but she instantly regrets it. She begins to yelp that she's changed her mind, but Andrew doesn't listen and keeps going until all her hair is gone. She stares at the mirror in horror and has an obvious panic attack. She cries in Andrew's arms, the man who just ruined her beauty, because he is the only source of comfort in her life despite it all. Andrew spends the immediate future basking in how adorable his bald sister is with a frilly bonnet. Every time she looks in the mirror she cries, which just makes Andrew feel oddly happy for some reason.
>>537883549Moooo-om! Andy doesn't let me feed the troll.
Fuark! I love old women!
>>537883774Let your sister feed the troll, Andrew.
>>537883827What kind of haggot are you?
>>537883827How old is she? 25 yo characters used to be old in my eyes. Now I'm older than that.
>>537883762
>>537883762cute
>>537884027It's about the aspect. She's better than Ashley in every way!
>>537883762What drives someone to hate Ashley this much?
>>537884084Alternate timeline where, instead of getting that job at a massage parlor, she becomes a drug manufacturer
>>537884249Being a brown, usually. Or a homosexual.
>>537883762>>537884084She likes to watchShe likes to see
>>537883762>>537884084Remind me to draw Baldley in a frilly bonnet for the #500 aggie.
>seething haggot same posting to himselfKEK
>h-he is so mad guys...Wrong. I am horny.
>>537872565the canonicity of a ship doesn't matterit's called a ship if there are two characters being portrayed as in a relationship together by fansichihime is just as much of a ship as ichiruki is despite the former being canon
>Leyley, we have to COOK
Begun the hag war has.
>>537885229>Do not reupload my artlalalalala I can't hear you I can't hear you
>>537883762>M-my Andy would never, r-right?
>>537874256The kid is obviously mentally unstable, but can be pretty damn useful and that mercurial enthusiasm is kind of endearing...
>>537885135
>>537876527God I wanna impregnate Xia Ji
>>537885302Someone make a troll face LeyleyI won't be home for another few hours
https://x.com/Krisleean/status/1963369233133543424
>>537887342I fucking love Yanderew. There was a good fanfic about Ashley running away and Andrew chasing her down. He was going insane with an Ashley shrine in his apartment or some shit, and when he finally got his hands on her, he told her that they can just go back to being Andy and Leyley and instantly began fingering her.
>>537888063>I just went to the store to go buy some lemon muffins...
>>537888317I just got reminded of the lemon muffin fic...
nexusmods.com/thecoffinofandyandleyley/mods/9Man, what an amazing mod! Funny as hell! But where is the rest of it?
>>537888408>lemon muffin fic...Do I dare ask?
>>537883762Perfect
>>537883762Andrew should just rape ashley until she breaks and become a living vegetable and collect her scalp right there, Blood Meridian style
>>537888705well it can't be any more crass than drillbaby fic
>>537883762Andrew should just tell Ashley that he loves her until she breaks and becomes his wife and collect his perfect love right there
>>537888705
Andrew should just marry Julia
Andrew should just marry Renee.
Andrew should just marry himself.
>>537889612Many are saying this.
Andrew should just marry me
>>537885954no fucking way an actual company partnered with that game to make merchthis is fake, right?
you can just ignore the motherfuckers if you're not into that
>>537890332Renee...
>>537891808Girls are always cuter with their hair down
>>537890332Julia...
>>537891987agreed
>>537889418Damn...
>>537892241Ponytails should be outlawed
>>537891987Ashley needs to do that more oftenhttps://files.catbox.moe/g7ph2r.jpg>>537892335Agreed. I also think swoop bangs should be mandatory for women.
>>537892468hawt
>>537892468In a position like cowgirl, is the man picking the woman up and putting her down, or is the woman moving entirely on her own?
>>537893017You should be both be moving
>>537893216Dekai
>>537892816>>537893031>>537893031>>537893031YES
>>537893216>>537893319Man I just wanna motorboat a fat bitch's belly without making her feel insecure about her weight. How do you deprogram women?
>>537893216You should do this to your sister. She'll love it just as every woman does.>>537893161Some girls like to stay still and let the man go hard on them so hard it moves them.
Funny
>>537893471Gaslight her into thinking she isn't fat. Just lie to her
>>537893471>How do you deprogram women?Process involves being a biological sibling.
The future remains unchanged.
FUCK OFF HAGGOTS THIS IS A SIBLING GENERAL YOUR CRACKSHIP IS FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE A SECONDARY YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THE GAME FUCKKKKKKK OOOFF!!!!
>>537893951He posts because you give him attention, Ashley
>>537893652While this is much too fat for me, I must admit that is still a very attractive navel.
>>537894212It's too much for me too, I just think Fatley is funny
ASSley
>>537891376LPOMC is not really a company, it's literally just one guy that makes 3D printables, also the guy happens to be Taiwanese and personally knows the dev of LonaRPG so ... it's not fake.But it's not exactly a merch either, just .stl file you gotta print yourself.https://www.myminifactory.com/users/chihteyu?show=store&page=1&query=LonaRPGAs a kickback, LPOMC's mascot Ferrum will be made into friendly NPC in the game.
I prefer haggots to fatshley posters. Atleast hagniggers don't intentionally post disgusting "art". They just do it unintentionally.
>>537894452I told you, floozies aren't so bad!
https://files.catbox.moe/1935my.jpeg
>>537894452A&A is the OTP. Anything that strays from it is total blasphemy and outright garbage. It's basically an affront to this game and everything it stands for to post haggot shit. It's also deeply out of character and totally stupid. Fatshley, in comparison, is just fetish art. Not nearly as vile as actively trying to usurp the core values and ideas expressed in this game.
haha! Diabeteshley! Her tits aren't awesome and fat! They're awful and she's flat heehee!
>>537894663male julia?
>>537894452Your sisterwife is gonna put on some pounds after a few incegnancies. You better learn to love it now.
>>537894742Did you know that Coffinkeks have been waiting years and their game STILL isn't done?!
>>537894930I didn't know that! If I were a Coffin tourist posting in /ngng/ i'd probably rope right now!
As great as sisters are mothers are the much more common boy attractant
>>537895117Why not rope yourself right now, No-tits Noelle?
>>537895365>smaller than advertised
>>537895448And what have you got to advertise?
>>537895117Hey, wanna know how Coffin ends?So do it's fans!
>>537895675Hey now, my wife Noelle is very pretty. Don't speak ill of my pretty wife again!
>>537895675A healthy relationship!>>537895689Haha!
>>537893951Wrong, cuck. I love Renee because I played it. It would have been hotter to have her instead of this annoying Karen that's Ashley. Renee is simply way better in every way. God, I love milfs!>roleplayersThe absolute state of Ashleycucks...
Mamacita Mi amoreMi querida
>>537780165>>537780495>>537781202>>537781479
Watching your hot sister and your hot mom hatekissing
>>537895786>A healthy relationship!Careful with the big words, she doesn't know what it means
>>537896916Wtf is this toddler shit?
>>537896916Does this work?
>>537897363Soulless post
>>537897373Why is she jerking off ghosts
>>537896127>El idioma>El postPor supuesto que si...
>>537895786>A healthy relationship!I wouldn't exactly call Noelle and Yule's relationship healthy...Yule is just feeding off Noelle's angst and all the while she depends on his tricknology for her career.
>>537895786>>537896307Adorable morons.
>It's time for your daily dick milking, AndrewWhat the fuck? Why did she do it?
>>537898186Jesus Christ, did the person making this not hear about line breaks? Yule's speech bubble is fucked
>>537869618You have to keep in mind that we're talking about a re-written project mod of a game that is not even finished yet. It's not even a "What if" scenario with a different outcome based on exchanged character traits, it's just a vain attempt to "correct" the original storyline while using the same template. Same set pieces, same events, same progression, but worse dialogue and non sensical story because nothing really add up like this and there is really no intent to do it's own thing. It's not even exclusive of this one, all Coffin "mods" are like this. Nothing wrong with that, but personally, it's all an offshot that left a bad taste in one's mouth if you even liked the game in the first place.>tldr; It's really that bad.
>>537869794>Renee is a prostituteIt really tells that this was written by some random mexican
>>537897830I mean they had a kid together. They have to like each other enough to agree to have something where they’re tied to each other for at least 18 years.
>>537874279My basis to define what's bad or good boils down to "If i had a choice, would i have it like that?". So yes, i don't like it, therefore, is bad. Nothing else needed.
>>537869618There's some cute scenes, but it's kinda dumb and lazy
>>537898186What stuff do they mean
>>537900375>人間の形した君はis this an mv
>>537901640No idea, downloaded off twitter lord knows how long ago.
>>537900197So, when's the part that Andrew grabs her ass?
>>537902649>pervert!shithead!lmao
What fucking an outfit!!
>>537902649Her mom wore it better
>>537782097This actually worked. Thanks, anon.
>>537902649>Dong ding!>Wow! Hot a what a Bhabbhiat!>>537904710Happy for you. Cuddling cute sisters is the best.
>>537904710>anon actually helped another anon enjoy a nice sibling moment with his sisteraww
Sibling love is praxis
>>537849824>>537851181Yeah, it's a downgrade
>>537910067That's... true.
https://x.com/RyouKTS/status/1963634470625427634
>>537894307Wanna add this to the sisterbutt fixation pile but it's clearly traced from a real life photo and it just lacks the sovl, you know.
>>537911643I love Ashley's entirely baseless optimism
How I sleep knowing that, no matter what anyone says, Nemlei has made millions and is eternally free of the wage cage
>>537916264What if she spent an unprecedented amount of money on getting Bogd?
>>537915553We know, Andrew
>>537779393Alright, new scenario.Would Dexter be able to get Andrew and Ashley on his table and kill them?Let's assume they still have the trinket and thus constant foresight. They would probably be able to evade Dexter for quite awhile using this. There would be quite a few close calls and I feel like Andrew and Ashley would try to ambush him like they did with the assassin to get him off their back. The question is whether Dexter would be able to find out about the trinket or not, and whether their efforts to overpower and ambush Dexter would work. If Dexter is able to learn about the power of the trinket somehow by investigating the soulnesses of Andy and Ashleys victims he would perhaps be able to stalk them for awhile to make certain they lacked souls to charge it with... striking then. Dexter is much stronger than Andrew and has years of experience as a cop, great martial arts skills and fighting experience/iq.Overall, it could go very badly if Andrew and Ashley use their trinket to ruin his element of surprise, they might even have a chance to steal his soul, but if they are caught lacking, Dexter is getting Andy and leyley on his table for sure.
>>537916360Like a feudal peasant levy, I support my Queen no matter what
>>537917353I knew something related to Dexter would eventually visit these threads.And to answer your question: depends on who the main characters are, as always. If Nemlei is writing the story Lord Unknown will eat Dexter or something because OUR HEROES™.
Even self-inserting sisters can't ignore Ashley's awesome fat sistits.https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxQmnqBx5Z5gYnj_BOUn7hf76hpDxoBIqT?feature=shared
Guys you won't believe this
>>537919639My scenario involves taking these characters outside of a narrative and simply having events occur logically.That is my code. Harry’s code
>>537844485shalom
>>537919821This sister's natural speaking voice reading the lines (instead of annoying overacting noises the supposed "professional voice actors" on the internet make) feels very close to Ashley's. Probably it's the actual sisterliness of it all. It's just Nemleian like that.
>>537921891>Probably it's the actual sisterliness of it allWhat could be more authentically sisterly than a sister sistering?
>>537919821>forgot I was logged into YoutubeMy feed is going to be filled with slop for weeks.
>>537923473>mfw some guy links a jewtube video to me as an insult in steam>click it without hesitating>meme video>switches to horse hoof clipping>nasty>home page is now filled with every horse hoof clipping youtuber (??????????) on the site>have to manually "Don't recommend me this channel" on every video>refresh and keep doing this until it finally stops>had to be dozens of channelsNow you're going to have every weird voiceover in your feed and many of them won't even be english!
>>537923473>Real sisterfucker reacts to coffin
>>537919821this pov makes them even fatter
>>537881686reminder; they loved each other from the beginning, Renee only made them feel guilty about it>>537882248if you write it can u post it here
>>537924814Too big, they're off model.
>>537882248Nobody will mind a teensley fic.
>>537924814This is why cowgirl is one of the best positions. You can get a face full of sistertitty while gorilla-grip-crushing sisterbutt while you hoist her like a cheap toy, and you're also getting a heaping helping of sistussy.>>537925264I'm not mad you posted this, I'm mad somebody is going to read this and take it seriously. I'm pre-mad, if you will.
>>537925487I was serious, we get a side view of her titties when she straddles Andrew in the car. They're not that big >>537924814
>>537925695>I was seriousNo you weren't.
>>537925768Am I wrong? Look at that CG.
>>537925695She's probably wearing a padded bra
>>537926181ashley, go wash your hair
Using Noelle as an onahole
>>537920783IT SHOULD BE MINE GODDAMN IT!!
hussy tits are small and sad
>>537926316Considering you're a /calg/ger, I would assume you need that more.
>>537896127Even worse than a shit writer, he’s a tortilla nigger XD
>>537926672I would bet good money most of the regulars here bathe consistently, or rather the regulars that like the game. The people who come here to start shit probably smell like it.
>>537927060My shampoo is even vanilla scented. I have a feeling Andrew and Ashley have decent hygiene, if strangers they encounter don't smell homeless on then immediately. For those who may not know: homeless people have a distinct smell that's very hard to replicate, even with very poor hygiene.
>>537927553>or those who may not know: homeless people have a distinct smell that's very hard to replicate, even with very poor hygieneIt's a mixture of piss, possibly feces, body odor, their drug of choice, and the sort of ground-in stank that comes from just wallowing in it for indeterminate amounts of time.
Just emerging from the Thiucave to recommend onaholes to everyone here. Pretend it's your sister or whatever. I just wanted to recommend it
Ashley has a bad credit score
>>537927672Pretty much, yeah. The combination of it all is musky. I work a job where I interact with the public a lot, and other day I encountered a dude who I didn't even suspect of being homeless until he approached me and the smell slowly crept in. Figured he lived in his van, which I found out he did.
>>537928050Ashley is not rated by agencies because she's never taken on credit
>>537928050Dead people don't have credit scores. She'll never get a car loan. Or a credit card. Maybe that's not an entirely bad thing...
>>537929909Do we really have to hit the second tower Ashley?
>>537929909I didn't know Andrew was licensed to fly
Many Ashlefags are confirmed to be trannies. Why such phenomenon? Why is this character attracting many of those degenerates?
>>537932571>>537931156Ashley deserves a break from Andrew far away. Mabey then he will apologize
>>537932571Ashley is a very skilled girl
>>537933165Apologize for what? She's the one who ruined his life and stiffed his potential.
>>537933298>weAnother blame shifting move by Andrew
>>537933509>She's the one who ruined his lifeThat was Renee.
Which one of you fuckers is posting on /sp/I saw you post Ashley
https://x.com/scooub/status/1963685851889832384
>>537938983Sorry it was not me
>>537920826To be honest, neither of the stories are very logical in the first place. And Dexter also lives in Miami and I don't know if he's ever going to visit Hyperborea... AND, based on logic, he wouldn't even be aware of their existence and that they sacrifice people to Dark Passeng- I mean, ??? for a living.Book Dexter might've been interested in ??? or Lord Unknown though considering the Dark Passenger is an actual spiritual entity there.
>>537938983Coffin has infiltrated every single circle. Do you know how many times I've seen an Ashley PFP accuse someone of being a jewish spy? A lot.
I ache for the touch of your lips, dearBut much more for the touch of your whips, dearYou can raise welts like nobody elseAs we dance to the Masochism Tango
>>537942226>Coffin has infiltrated every single circle.The people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep.
>>537945729>We guard you while you sleep.The only falsehood, we guard our sisters.
>>537942226I've posted this before but here's a random user I've seen on a gore site. Very thematically relevant too.
>>537945971fake fan baka it's not even the right character
>>537945826DO NOT FUCK WITH US
>>537935637>The West has fallen... It's all Ashley's fault.
>>537946259While you were out studying floozies, we've been studying the blade
>>537946480>6 million?? Fuck, Ashley, what did you do this time?
>>537945729I like the idea that the Coffin fandom is some sort of secret society/fraternity. Like masonry minus the faggotry.
>>537948326>Like masonry minus the faggotry.Can't we negotiate?
https://x.com/mismispink/status/1963732062898434321
>>537950221>Can't we negotiate?No, because we're also removing the judaism.
>>537869618Like other anon said, it's pretty lazy with a few cute or neat scenes (Ashley going to jail was retarded, could've just said she wasn't born or Renee sent her off to boarding school or something).>>537902173Doesn't exists.
Looks like thirdworlder hours are here.
Ashley has a bad social credit score.Unemployed, practices witchcraft, abandoned her massage parlor job.
>>537952202Would practicing witchcraft be a plus or minus to one's credit score?
>>537952440If it's within a recognized religion, it'd be a plus as long as you're following the customs.However, what Ashley does is more satanic-coded and is unlikely to be within an official cofffinland religion, so it's probably heresy.
>off topic discussionNo, it's not part of the game, therefore: off topic. Hope this helps.
>>537951747No, it's just one persistent faggot.
I want Ivy to piss in my mouth, it'd probably taste like lychee
>>537942226There's a thread on /b/ which always has an Ashley image as the OP. I've never checked it out though, it seems to be /soc/shit.What are some other places you guys find Coffin regularly?
>>537954695I very occasionally use /calg/ memes and busts from Coffin and NGN as reaction images on other boards. Nobody ever says anything.
I want Noelle to kiss me on my mouth, her saliva would probably taste like ice cream
>>537954695There's always hagfag threads popping up on /v/ and it's both fortunate and unfortunate at the same time.>haggotrynot based>fucked off to somewhere elsevery based
>>537954616My face is Ivy's throne.
>>537954616>>537955980>>537956396Why are nonsprites like this?
>we got Episode 3 before GTA 6>we'll probably get GTA 6 before episode 4
>>537956369>>fucked off to somewhere else>very basedIt's like they forget they have an entire subreddit full of retarded browns who are into their preferred brand of capeshit, but still feel the need to go other places non-haggots (i.e. actual fans) reside and shill their garbage.
>>537957971Two inches is beastly when that's the size of their entire body.
>>537952202How would Ashley's life have been different if she's kept the parlour job? Growing fond of a particularly accommodating client mayhaps?
Reminder: the only coffin that matters is the canonical one.
>>537958510Ashley would respect a person less the more stuck they were on a hussy like her.
>>537958510Honestly, I don't see her keeping the job.that requires complete lack of reconciliation between her and Andrew, and it would be massively out of character for him.One way alternative happens is Andrew dies.Ashley, if it happened during period of enstrangement, probably would have tried to keep it together and keep at the job, but she would've had absolutely nothing to live for, and i imagine her just absent mindedly walking into the road one day and getting run over by a bus.If they did reconcile and events of the game didn't happen, I think is also interesting to guess about.
>>537959896what is this from? a comic?
>>537959896
>>537960060
>>537960221
Anon was just looking for an excuse to post the comic.
>>537960404>>537960501not my fault if the comic is long af
>>537960560also not mine btwi just saved all of them from xitter if you haven't noticed the filenames yet
>>537954616>>537956396Ivy's pubes are just mint leaves
>>537864126noeomorashii
>>537967027Why is she headcanoned as such a piss slut?
Imagine living with these two...
>>537779393Why did Andrew and Ashley climb down the window instead of just walking through the front door in Ch1?
>>537970648Living with those two literally sucks the soul out of a man
>>537874279It follows the same story as Ep but I heard it will diverge firther in ep 2A bit lazy so far, but I really don't get the hate it gets from here. It's so exaggerated that it comes off as mental illness.
>>537970809The lift was broken and the door to the ground floor was locked
>>537882431Girls who stink good do smell very nice. Think of the stink as a force multiplier for the good parts of their smell. Like yeah they're sweaty and you can smell them from across the room, but it's also transmitting the good and nice smells over, much more powerfully I might add. I wish more women understood this.
EUROS, STOP SLEEPING ALL DAY!
>>537974619No.
>>537974619Too busy watching ball
>>537977813Which ball?
>>537979243Football. Cowgirls lost and the Niggles looked like shitDay is good
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>537789258before you what
>>537970857Surrender to evil women.
Ich liebe ein Mädchenich weiß nicht warumMein Mädchen kaut Herzenmein Mädchen trinkt Toxisodawhen blackie comes down to Hilo— POOR OLD MAN
I LOVE INCEST AND WATCHING SIBLINGS FUCK!
>>537989631
>>537780531Wtf I've never heard this one
>>537989631What could he have possibly meant by this?
>>537993421I saw "like kissing your sister" being used when you tie in a game, fun but ultimately underwhelming as no sex afterwards
>>537993978>fun but ultimately underwhelming as no sex afterwardsUh...
>>537993978I'm pretty sure the underwhelming part is that it doesn't count as a real kiss, not the lack of sex.
>>537994514>is that it doesn't count as a real kissYou have it backwards, kissing non-sister women isn't a real kiss.
>>537995480Sister kisses are inherently platonic and don't count as real kisses. It's hard not to laugh because of your body's natural cringe reflex.
>>537996327Honestly I can't think of anything more platonic than exploring each other's mouths with your tongues while you grope her body in increasingly possessive and aggressive gestures as your patience breaks down until she's at the point where she thinks you're going to rip her clothes off and pound her into the floor so hard it registers on earthquake monitors.
>>537996489But you don't, right? It's all just a bit of tomfoolery?
>>537989631based
>>537996712Merely a jape. To the casual onlooker, it might look like she's clawing the floor while I fuck her like a taxpayer, but it's just platonic sibling monkeyshines.
>>537996834That's good to hear. I was worried for a moment there that something untoward may have been happening, but you've set my mind totally at ease.
>>537994514Some say it's like kissing your sister because it's awkward and unpleasant to tie, some say because it feels good but it ain't right, some say it's because it's boring, some say it's because nobody winsMaybe it depends on culture, for example kissing your sis on the lips is a semi common greeting or affectionate gesture in south Italy
>>537991028she looks like Gianna Michaels in the picture, the eyes mostly.
>page 8
>>537980064Didn't know euros liked handegg.
>>537994092Based lemonley
Impregnating Julia.
>>537996489Unironically I believe in platonic sibling sex
>>537985335>picrelNew captcha
>>538003137Huh?
It's terrible how Andrew missed out on the opportunity to masturbate to his sister's social media
>>538005747Be honest, how many of you have masturbated to your sister's pics in the last 12 months?.................I don't regret a thing.
>>538005995I'm only ironically into my sister, I'm not actually attracted to her.
>>538006415Same. I'm attracted to the idea of my sister
>>538006441I'm more attracted to other brother's sisters.
>>538006415What if you ironically jacked off to her?
AMERICANS WAKE UP!!!!
>>538008545
>>538009654How do guys usually deal with their sister having massive fuckudders?
>>538009938Udders aren't for fucking
>>537940167Alright, here's the scenario.Dexter just happens to be in the same country as Andrew and Ashley for some reason or other. Perhaps he's investigating the organ-stealing ring? But that's beside the point. Eventually he hear's reports of people appearing utterly unresponsive. The specific event that would trigger this is the camp site massacre, with several Police officers having their souls taken, two adults and one kid being brutally murdered (possibly) by Andrew. Dexter would learn exactly what the kid said on the phone to Police, perhaps learning the physical description of Andrew at the very least (and possibly Ashley) He would also probably obtain forensics of Andrew and Ashley from the crime scene, perhaps getting their identity right off the bat from a simple bit of hair or a fingerprint.Then it involves waiting for them to return to the normal world from the demon's world...
>>538008545What do you want?
>>538010313Hey cunt, I'll fucking kill you in real life. You god damn faggot. I never anticipated reading something this ignorant and retarded from my /calg/. Your post has less value than the Serbia pedophile ERPing with himself for 100 posts in a row each thread. I've been in /calg/ since before we moved to /vg/, but your post is by far the worst. Go and rethink fuckudders going forward, because this is unacceptable.
>>538011681Maybe that was too mean. But udders are most definitely for fucking.
>>538009938Jackin off
>>538011436It is time. It is time to take back /calg/ from the Euro menace. Together.
>>538012836I can't! I was jerking off and I think I broke my dick
>>538008545Leave slow almost dead /calg/ the fuck alone. A month ago I would come here after leaving like half a day and it would take me 2 minutes to catch up with the 6 new posts barely made while I'm gone. Now I come back and there are 10 posts made in an hour (horrifying).
>>538013386La la la la I can't hear you, give me dopamine
>>538013386ALMOST DEADALMOST DEADALMOST DEAD TO THE WORLD
/calg/ I am going to sleep. I entrust bump duty to our faithful Americans, since the Euros are enjoying their well-earnt rest after going through the toils of sleeping all day.
>>538013056Did you pull a muscle?
>>538010570Doesn't Dexter fuck his sister?
>>538017080Iirc it's not even his biological sister, adoptive sister. And I don't know if it's confirmed they get together.
>>538015868ashleyanon it's 4PM in europe
>>538017694I FUCKING HATE NBR SO GOD DAMN MUCH. WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING IT?
I'm so bored
>>538019078smoke weed and hail ???
>>538010570>>537940167In my scenario Dexter would fall for Ashley and start getting obsessed with her. He'll blame Andrew for all the murders and will try to get rid of him
>>538019912>Dexter, the psychopath with no emotions, will fall for Ashley, the girl who would tell him to fuck off the first time they meetAh, yes, makes complete sense
>>538020314In my scenario he'll get emotions and it makes him very uncomfortable.
Tell me what you would consider a genuine misstep in the story so far.For me it's killing Renee before she ever had a chance to hear Andy and Ashley having sex. An unforgiveable blunder.
>>538021758Why are her eyes orange?
>>538022720>Why are her eyes orange?
>>538020314Caught again, huh...
>>538027118feral sisters...
>>538009938Ask ben “with jews you lose” shapiro
>>538017995I think they did that just so they can have some incestous undertones without turning off the retarded normies who watch the show. Was never a big fan, but my parents were. Dexter and Debra are quite 'odd' at times.
>now someone is going to write a 80,000 word fic on AO3 about the Coffin of Dexter and Debraimagine wasting that name potential on adoptive siblings.
>>538021758Not making shots n such have a continuation
>>538030772Stepsibling are obviously not incest but it scares the shit out of the federal goverment because it's an offshot snd backdoor in the problem they themselves created. Hilarious.
>>537993421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QcTcoV1TZw
>>538029362It turns out not even israeli spies are immune to fat sister tits.
>>538036730why is he smoking a stick of chalk
>>538036869Some cigarette filters are white.
dead game dead general
>>538043395What is happening in this picture?
>>537985209Well I like to think we’ve always been together tbqh
>>538011681First of all I’m not serbian
>>538043545Andy and Leyley stand side by side. Andy is holding a bloody knife. A box is seen behind them. On top, the phrase "ANDY AND LEYLEY AND THE VERY VERY QUIET" is written.
tcoaal 2nd anniversary is in next month btwsame goes with digital circus since both of them was released in the exact same date
>>538045445>it's not realwhew
>>538043395I think everyone should answer >>538021758
>>538021758I'm a little confused on how the visions work. ??? said that they are supposed to forewarn danger and that happens every vision, except for the one in burial route where Andrew and Ashley fuck instead
>>538021758That they didn't fuck in episode 1
>>538008103I did that and frankly the guilt is quite overwhelmingI don't really lust after her. All I want from her is to make her happy so I can see her smile but she feels always out of my reach and sometimes I whispers her name when I jack off. Really makes one suicidal, such experience
>>538049102sexo burial is going to be the darkest route and will contain atleast ONE implied rape scene.
>>538050654You're not me faggot.
>>538050695Why would Ashley resist if Andrew wants to fuck her?
>>538036850It would appear the jewbs are not immune to the spy either
>>538051013Of course not. I'm Yu, not Mi
>>538050654>All I want from her is to make her happynot hard, just groom yourself, comfort her when she's sad or sick and buy her gifts or foodhaving a brother you can rely on is enough
>>538029362>>538036850>>538051408Guys, they're fake. Ben is a married man that only fucks the mid trad hussies working at his dying media company.
>>538050695s&s aleady had one rape scene. So sex burial will probably have ??? rape Ashley in order to trigger Andrew to do something.
>>538053769Nemlei would never
You can't resist herShe's in your bonesShe is your marrowAnd you're right home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW17jtkjvvg
>>538050695Is it fucked up to say I don't see Ashley mind being raped that much if it's Andrew doing it? Maybe at worse she'd be annoyed.
>>538059312One of Ashley's biggest needs is security, specifically security that Andrew will not leave her and that he won't kill or seriously harm her. I don't Andrew *can* rape Ashley in the truest, most distilled sense of it because Ashley would rather be a meat hole for him than be abandoned or killed; no, I'm not going to argue definitions of rape, for the sake of argument I am referring to rape as 100% "no" from one of the parties and not anything less than 100%.
>>538045445>2nd anniversary >he doesn't know when episode 1 released
>>538059940Episode 2 is the real release date old man
>>538049845Imagine the smell of Ashley's tight booty shorts
>>538049845God I love feet
>>538059678Provided Ashley hasn't been completely beaten down, she could easily tell Andrew to fuck off
>>538057543LET'S GOOOOOhttps://youtu.be/aYYWnBWdTro
>>538063991>>538057543https://youtu.be/aQZDbBGBJsM
little andy
>>538021758The whole organ trafficking thing makes no sense>hey let's harvest people's organs >let's starve people and extract their organs that are now completely useless and degraded because we starved them>uhhh how do we solve this pothole?>akshully, the government and media collaborated all so one guy could jack off to someone's liverNemlei is a biological woman. There's many things in this game that prove it (like Nemlei not knowing how locks work), but this takes the cake.
>>538067051>Only harvest the organs you need>Let the useless ones dieShrimple as.
>>538068118Yeah, but how does he harvest the ones he needs?
>>538068274With a garden trowel.
>>538067051>let's starve peopledidn't happen, only with useless AB type
>>538067051nemlei wasn't wrong about the locks
>>538067051Playing it off for laughs is the best she could do with the organ harvesting plot hole outside of ignoring it and hoping people don't think too much about it. It's not like it's inconsistent with TV presenters explicitly threatening quarantine violators with death and laughing as they do it, or soda companies selling drinks that appear to be at least two orders of magnitude more likely to kill you than anything on market shelves IRL while it's considered perfectly normal.She was lazy when making Episode 1 because she didn't think it would take off like it did. With magical foresight she'd have probably put more thought into making a more logically coherent storyline. Alas, the real brainstorming only started sometime after 25th of March, 2023.
>>538069654>>538067051holyshit youtube kiddies detected, as >>538068769 said they were the only two starving there as hinted by the whore living like a queen being fattened up before they kill her. learn to read between the lines.
>>538068862How does this thing even open?
>>538070009>they were the only two starving thereWhat about the cultist nextdoor? Or the collapsed woman who was dragged out on a stretcher? Or the people in general screaming?
>SistersCute>Nemlei's plotLiterally perfect>HussiesTrash.
what size are ashleys feet
>>538071836Foot-sized.
>>538070009>hinted by the whore living like a queen being fattened up before they kill herCome on, even Ashley figured out on the spot that it was because she was selling sexual favors.
>>538071952>Heehee, my foot isn't even a foot long!Hold my beer.
>>538072009Such a shame she wasn't pretty enough to be fed
>>538072149Take that back
>>538072139Anglo measurements are just like the english language.>Eh, that looks/sounds about right, good enough.
Update on Halloween. I can feel it.
>>538072139What did he mean by this
>>538072621Why are the boy's eyes censored? Are they obscene?
>>538072831All boy eyes are..
>>538067051Seems credible to me. Intelligence Agencies do shit like this all the time.
>>538072389You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to kill you and play around in your blood
>>538074346Just stop messing around and just take it back already !!
>>538072647Small dick
>>537883750Boys should wear skirts (pic unrelated)
https://x.com/lewd_apple/status/1963908353844756595
>>538074504HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmNo
>>538075783Sex without kissing is like pancakes without bacon.
>>538079106Do Americans unironically eat their pancakes savoury?
>>538079337I've seen it, but usually sweet. Or you can do both and cook your pancakes in the leftover bacon grease, which is honestly the best way to cook them.
>>538079337the bacon isn't inside of the pancakes, dummiealso that anon is wrong, sausage is superior to bacon
>>538079525I like sausage more overall, but bacon makes a better pancake companion.
>>538079595bacon only goes best with eggs, all other breakfast dishes get paired with sausage
>>538079684You're just biased because of your preference for cylindrical meat.
>>538079817nice try, but sausage can be served in either link or patty formcongrats on managing to insert cocks into the conversation tho, i guess that makes you a thiubro
>>538079935You like penis.
>>538079684Unless you're having an omelette, in that case you don't want any other protein. Sausage in the omelette is possible but that's much too decadent for a normal breakfast.
>>538079984your taste in breakfast food is wrong, and that's okay. you don't have to deflect like this. just admit the truth.
I just remembered that I've totally eaten savoury pancakes before and that I quite like them
>>538081452Yuck
>>538072389Any brother would fold under his sister saying this and making that face...
>>538077368Back in my day avatarfagging wasn't OOT.
so anyone here know what's the gameplay like?
>>538081920Any brother except Andrew, who H A T E S Ashley.
>>538082149
>>538082043Being OOC is fun!
>>538082043Avatarfags are always pretty bad, but I swear 80% of Andrew avatarfags posts SHOULD be a Thiu avatarfag post, and it wouldn't even be half as OOC.
>>538067051It's still hard to believe that he'd bother to pay Renee to keep her mouth shut. Even harder that they couldn't even do it out of their own pockets.
>>538082043>>538084246It's not avatarfagging if you're pretending to be a character from the game. It's avatarfagging if you're using a character as basically a tripcode to identify your posts
>>538084246You just secretly want more Thiuposting, don't you?
What is going on inside his head? Why didn't he love his kids?
>>538084246Is there a Better Half asset rip somewhere?
>>538086638Spriters Resource has everything besides Coffin and Candy Scabs funnily enough.
>>538086638It's in the game's folder if you've downloaded from the link in the OP, just use rpaExtract to get the images out.Alternatively: https://files.catbox.moe/yulzot.zip
>>538084960H--he wants me?
Who divorces first - The Thius, Andrew & Ashley, or Noelle & Yule?
>>538088851Noelle and Yule because they're the only ones who would even consider it.
>>538089015Nta but would they really? They both kinda need each other to survive, Yule needs Noelle to hide his identity and Noelle because she needs Yule’s abilities to provide for herself and her family
>>538088851Andrew and Ashley would never marry
>>538009654aayyeeee thanks for postin my art
>>538089445Yeah, I don't think it's likely for exactly the reasons you say, but if any Nemlei couple is going to divorce it's them. They explicitly don't like each other very much, and they don't have Andrew and Ashley's complexes to make them stay together anyway.
>>538090443>They explicitly don't like each other very muchIt’s a love/hate relationship, trust the plan. They liked each other enough to have a kid
He loves her!Sometimes
>>538091429When is sometimes?
>>538091604When she's naked
>>538091754He shouldn’t have been so quick to judge her being flat in that case. Even if not long after that he offered to fuck anyway
Soon.
>>538093098>Coffin of No-Good NoelleDoes this title imply that Noelle will stop being a No-Good?
>>538093098Well I do think Andrew and Noelle would be a better match than Ashley and Yule, those two would kill each other within a day.
>>538093098no one's using DecayRose man give it up
>>537851181saving this for the next thread btw
>>537993421Actually as an American I have heard that a few times. Not in a long time though.
>>538094438>Ashley and YuleA match made in hell
I've already got the next bake locked and loaded
Yeah it's page 7The thread and board are slow right now>>538100395>>538100395>>538100395
