>The Deep of Night announced, coming September 11thhttps://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1961066321329652193>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1021>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Everdark Nightlords informationhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>537855076
This is a Miquela thread!
>>537922660oh no you're going to anger the angry man he's gonna call you mean words!!
>>537922660Place the barrel of a shotgun under the roof of your mouth and blow your brains out already
A story in 2 parts.https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1o2KyznE55/
>>537922660>>537922727shit yourself and die worthless troon faggot
>>537922660Literally me with my cats. I love cats so much. We need cats walking around the round table...
>>537922660This is a duchess thread, actually. Take that fag shit somewhere else.
>>537923073Not fat enough. Duchess is a big girl.
>>537922660fuck off slopnigger
>>537923073anyone got pics of that chick with the decent duch cosplay
>>537922727called it. they literally cannot help themselves. it's all they think about day and night. it's invaded their heads. they see a femboy and automatically start going bald. hilarious.
>>537922660At least post non slop you incredible faggot
>>537923154stop downloading samples idiota>>537923258or maybe you're just an obnoxious nigger whose only purpose here is to shit up the threads with slop
>>537923073manface
>>537923154stop being fat
they're still so mad and samefagging it's so fucking silly. look at them. they have nothing better to do. this is their life and they know it. there's so little going on with them that their only release is calling people mean names on the internet. holy shit.
played silksong for an hour and got bored, back to 3dog 1/3
>>537923696You seem upset. Gonna cry, troonoid?
>>537923827Lmao! It's their only defense. It's the only word in their vocabulary. It's on their mind 24/7, every day of the month. Say the line, Bart!
Do any incants/spells have some "if you launch another one the previous one disappears" rule? Like elden stars sticks around for a while but what if you cast 2
>>537924008magic downpour and flame of the fell god
>>537923682Ugh I'm trying so hard. I'm dieting, fasting and working out and I got a standing desk so I'm standing more. Having a weight gain fetish is horrible for losing weight. I'm down 10 pounds I just gotta keep going.
>>537923947Extremely embarrassing thing to post. Thanks for letting us know you'll forever be seething though.
>1/3 for 10 minutesteam cherry wonfromsoft lost
>>537924289>I'm down 10 poundsgood job, keep it up!
>>537924401>troon>embarrassing>kill yourselfYou're on a streak! You hit the big three. I'm so proud of you, honey. Now say the N-slur or F-slur. Come on, you can do it! I believe in you!
>>537924271Thank you so much anonymous!!
My wife only sucked the tip of my dick yesterday so I'm gonna play guardian now
>>537924559Thank you! <3
>>537924630You should show her how it's done.
gg dog2/3 dog
gg hotdogthat was an extremely risky deathrite bird kill exec but I'm glad we pulled it off
>>537925237Was it?
>>537925237gg
can't believe they're going to fix literally everything in one more week
>>537925350in the rain for the entire fight and I didn't really have any suitable weapons
>Wylder: SMOKEY>Raider: SALTY>Duchess: SWEET>Revenant: SOUR>Recluse: NUTTY/BUTTERY>Guardian: SPICY>Executor: UMAMI>Ironeye: BITTER
>>537924630what does that even mean>>537924657if you lose more weight, you know what that means...
>>537925530>enemies now deal 500% damageWhat is this supposed to fix?
>>537925987no more shittyduck queuing
>>537922660>>537923947>>537924561>>537924590>>537924657cringe tranny posts>>537922740>>537922826>>537923160>>537923827>>537924401based and correct posts
>>537925579Huh I had no idea.
>>537925987people were picking classes other than ironeye
>>537925825>if you lose more weight, you know what that means...I'll be wearing short skirts again, I know, I'm so excited too. Also when it happens, I'm joining my local pickle ball scene. It better be indoors though, I am NOT going outside into the devil's light. I did not play 400 hours of nightreign to end up with a tan.
I'm replaying Elden Ring and can't decide what armor to wear, could you guys post some good fashion?
gonna queue EDs
>>537926603Recluse's propety
>>537926337Stop larping.
Does Ironeye mark proc on % damage taken or does it pop based on posture damage?
>>537926967the former
gg
>>537926575This is my own original character
Simple and clean run there Wylder/Recluse. GG
>>537926876yes
>rancorcall>stars of rain while walking>flame of frenzy while walking>reduced spell FP costpeak comfy setup
>>537925987Noklateo spam in random queur will be fixed
QUEUE UP
>>537928326nuh im skonging it up
>>537924289You should see nutritionist. I lost 65 pounds in the span of 3 months because of some meds I’m on and a diet plus semi regular exercise. If you’re like me and can’t be bothered to do anything extreme it’s a pretty easy to follow.
Maybe I will start playing recluse again
>>537926337I was going to say that you would get more praise...
>>537924630Bloody madar facking cousin only suck tip! Nightreign guardian play time! !!!
What would you do if I raped you non-consensually without asking you first
>>537928052I hope the rating penalty for leaving is enough to deter the types that leave in the first couple minutes if they don't get their grafted or whatever.Even if you can't force noklateo, shifting earth will still be there and they'll just day 1 gamble whatever they roll if there's no real penalty for it.
>>537928950I would call the cops
>>537926337What is this random obsession with pickle ball that has consumed the entire planet for like over a year it’s died down a little compared to like last year but I still hear people talking about it out of nowhere
>>537927474They really struck gold with Wylder's design via Duchess. The armor is fucking great but the fact that he's faceless but has a beautiful blonde sister means that his face can be as handsome/beautiful or as rugged/grizzly as anyone wants to imagine. His remembrance being about saving his sister also gives the impression that he'd be a great husband, devoted to his wife and children.
>>537928717why are you spending murks now lil niggah?
I hate you all
>>537929470You dont have to say thag
>>537924289I got a weight gain fetish but I'm 110lbs myselfI want a big amazon gf I can feed enormous quantities of food to while watching her become bigger and bigger until I can hug her comfy fat with my entire body
>>537929470you don't mean that...
>As you are well aware, my lady Priestess, you are bound to the Roundtable Hold.>But if the object were not born of flesh and blood, it could venture beyond the Roundtable Hold. But to make such a thing possible...what did he mean by this?
>>537929796yeag
>>537929721Get your head checked
>>537928950*stabs you in the penis* >:3
>>537926337put your skirts on your bed and take a picture of them and post itif you don't, you're a man pretending to be a cute chubby girl on the internet and you will forever be branded a liar
>>537922524why did yall schizopost yys out of the general?
>>537929892>>537929050Please don't do that I didn't actually rape you i was just asking a question
>>537929470yaeg...
>>537930057Rape him as you wish. Not my problem.
>Caligo expedition>first night boss: Godrick>second night boss: DancerPerfect set. I wish they removed garbage like two cavalries or just death rite bird from the night boss pool.
>>537930057You can't unstab your penis
g...geeg?kino you have some egregiously cheated relics
>>537930279it never feels good to just get a random field boss as your night bossespecially that knight & hippo fight, what the fuck is that even doing on night 2?
>>537930525Good thing you just wrote text on the internet and didn't actually do it in real life then or else I would have gone bananas and caved your skull in
>>537930602what are you waiting for? post his steam so we can block!
>>537930602gg's duchess and recluse?pretty dicey at the end there and yeah they are suspiciously good
>>537930279Magma great wyrm, ancient dragon and fully grown fallongstar beast are my personal trio of shit I don’t want to fight
>>537930792i was on a work call for 80% of that run unfortunately so I was barely there but we did it
>>537929470even yys?
>>537930602Why would you say this and then not post the relics? Sounds like cope
>>537930924You play Nightreign at work?
>>537930792What the fuck were the relics???
gg, I know I dispelled a bunch of dumb shit both on the bosses and on myself with the GOGS but it was fun and I had charge attack passives
>>537929470Even Terr?
>>537930602you better post some proof if you're gonna throw shade, a conveniently searchable steam ID number would also be nice as well.
>>537931121>>537931038>>537931203see image>>537931065i'm working from home today which means i don't really do anything
EZ Gigadog run Wylder/Duchess.
>>537930721Even if you caved my skull in your penis would still be all stabbed up and ruined so I win anyway.
>>537931261>CE relics>puts in Stonesword Keyholy noob post steam please jesus christ get this dog out of my queue
>>537931261lmao, they can never hide it can they
>>537931261Kek what the fuck. Most obvious cheated relics everShare his steam i wanna block this cunt
>>537931261Oh yeah those are cheated. Post his boiled water.
>>537931261Damn now THAT is some CEKINO indeed.
>>537931261god cheaters are such un-creative faggots>im gonna get the most common spell in the game>im gonna spam it all game>im gonna min-max it with cheatsgive us the steam ID
Join ED GAPING ANUS now!!
>>537929280yeah wylder is peak main character, and he's absolutely bloodthirsty for the nightlords which greatly helps
ED Adel 2/3
AM IIIIIIIII WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG?HAVE I RUN TO FAAAAR TO COME HOME, YEAAAAAH
>>537931261>stonesword key
>>537928787Yay more praise <333>>537929109I think it's because tennis has been really popular for a long time as like a relaxing sport to do with 4 people, but then people realized it's actually really exhausting and takes up a lot of space so when they discovered pickle ball being basically the same thing, but more casual, smaller and less exhausting, everyone started to flock to it. I know everyone around here in their 50s is like super into it. I used to love tennis, I played a lot in my teens, but when I tried recently it was beyond embarrassing so I need something much easier. >>537929941I'm a gock haver anon. I never said I was cute either. No I will not post my clothes you will make fun of me and I will be sad.
>>537930047yys maybe didn't deserve it but xhe nekotroon sure did, that freak never queued again after we made fun of xher for cheating in relics
incredible how low this general fellsince NR release we had some of the most abhorrent and delusional posts ever, and this general has seen a lot already
>>537931261Incredible.
>>537932198i won't make fun of you why would I even do that. idc if ur a trans just post proof of those clothing, or if youre actually based post body. do either of these and you won't be seen as a larper
>>537932198>I'm a gock haver anon. so you finally admit it
>>537931261pppfffffft lol>>537931396>>537932027midwits
>>537932403Lol. This general is doing great compared to a lot of the generals on /vg/. People actually play and discuss the game and look forward to future content. Just browse other random generals and see for yourself how bad the rest of the board is.
>>537932403>Wylderwe are NOT the monhun general so we're doing pretty good in my book
>>537930047this gen is so tame compared to many. get filtered.
>>537933457>People actually play>Meanwhile in reality: 30 minute queue times outside of middle of the day NEET hours
>>537934158prime time NA is instant queues (the only time that matters)
Why aren't you using +3 arcane relics on Duchess? It almost triples the status proc rate
>>537934443it absolutely is not.
>>537934443Anytime I queue its 1/3 and I have to practically beg people to join.
>>537934814its instant for rev mains
>>537932198>gock haverNo wonder you're such an insufferable attention whore, getting the attention and validation you crave here instead of in the real world
>>537934703Blade of Death is not a status effect and neither Adel or Gladius are vulnerable to bleed
>>537934703Because raw damage and buffs on other shit is better. status slaving as anyone besides exec is dumb
geeg
>>537933354>D tier shitter talkingopinion discard
>>537930924>>537931261Stop wasting company time and money before I have you fired.
gg raiderbroguys terr just left a match will post receipts after confirming its not just a namy copycat I expect a response
Damn we smoked AdelToo bad none of us had lightning weapons the whole match and I couldn't cast cool cocktail spells
>>537935625gg dudei think in this case it's excusable because i've had horrible connection all day and been booted from games too. i think it's because silksong release is overloading steam or something
>>537935586nyo
>>537931739he wants to assfuck the night lords? hot…>>537933457repeating the cope won’t make it true bud. sorry your favorite general is in this state but reality trumps hopes and dreams. it’s top ten worst on the board. just because it’s not entirely being shat up doesn’t mean it’s “doing great”.
>>537935716I will refrain from posting cause I actually somewhat dont dislike 'em
Is this gen actually about the game or is it just for gay hookups?
>>537929892>>537929941>>537930047>>537930079>>537930721>>537932373>>537932805>>/co/ntainment
>>537935397You could theoretically roll some good relics with +3 Arcane for dagger Duchess. Good luck with that, though. lol
>>537936021The latter. We’re a trans positive hang out group. :3
>>537936213No we're not, got away faggot
>>537932403trans friendly general thoughbeit
>>537936303*go
>>537935557i accept your concession as usual schizo
>>537936213Fuck off tranny we only like BIG and burly STUDS
R8 my Ironeye relics.
Do we need to hoard currency for the new mode?
>>537936213Can I say that Executor is the sexiest Nightfarer then? I'm going to anyway. Executor is the sexiest Nightfarer.
>>537936713I have been just in case, not like the gacha is worth it anyway
>>537936713no one knowseven if you mod in the deep of night mode there's no way to get 3-liner deep relics right now (depth runs only give you low quality relics)
>>537936303>>537936673>>537936045/erg/ is a certified gock enjoyer general. don't like it? leave.
>>537936713No. Unless you look like that
>>537936994Shut up tranny or I'm gonna rape your sloppy gay butthole until you become my eunuch slave and beg to french kiss my sweaty balls all day. Patheric faggot.
>>537932805Maybe someday. >>537932832I've admitted it before. >>537935258Maybe it's because you're really cool and I like spending time with you <3
>>537937651sounds like a fun time! :3
>>537936713you get a new currency called deepreignbux
>>537937726>maybe somedayI KNEW IT! you are just a larping fuckeryou're not trans. you don't own any skimpy clothing. and you're not even chubby. you lied about it all!
>>537938021I hope he uses that money to buy a treadmill
Why do people struggle against bell bearing hunter again?
>>537937651Hot. I'm going to jerk off to the idea of this now.
>>537937814S-stop being such a smug little cunt... or I'll make you regret it... *violently squeezes your plump thighs and grabs you by the neck* faggot...
>>537937651>>537938417Yeah honestly I'm with you that was really hot. I'm going to do so too.
>>537936713my guess is that you get them as rewards for depths runs.being able to buy them straight away with existing currency would be retarded since autists with 300k murk and 1k sigils would just get depth 5 worthy relics right off the bat
>>537938332They expect every boss to stagger when swarmed by 3 players. BBH doesn't flinch for anything but a full poise break or a parry.
So is anybody playing on ps5 or...
>>537938756
>>537938859My secret?
>>537938708Fucking wild considering his 3 hit combo is more telegraphed than Godrick on date night
>>537938332if you get clipped you get 1shot and he has a lot of hp. thats pretty much it. Doable at level 7 desu
a cute puppygirl is queueing up in 30 mins
>>537938332Mainly for the reasons the other anon said -- because he's tanky, fully juiced with poise, aggressive, attacks have surprising range, etc. He's not easy, but I genuinely feel like people weren't as scared of him in the months before the memes established him as a big threat everyone should avoid.
>>537938332It's specifically the basement one and because his reach is the entire room, so squishies get 1 shot. Most of the time people are fighting him day 1 so they don't have many levels or many damage negation passives. If you don't have a parry shield he can be really hard to stop. Not to mention I've gotten 1 tapped by him a number of times because a Duchess will dodge past him so his attack 180s on me as I'm casting an incant or a sorcery that plants me. Ironeye does it a lot too with the mark since he has the iframes while doing it, so he slides through an attack that 180s and gets me. Especially the case when I have flame of frenzy or crystal shotgun and I'm closer.
>>537936376>>537936994>>537939240>>537936045
>>537939240Fat man who just got off work
>>537939070and then someone dies, you go to revive them, and have to deal with his ranged combo instead
2/3
>>537938332He doesn't flinch when you hit him really hard.He's PROBABLY the only man we ever feared.
>>537938332Because Wylder players refuse to parry him and instead dodge left and right instead of forward or backwards causing his giant swings to clip people hitting behind him and instantly downing them in one hit.
>>537939240This is a cuckold fetish image.
>>537939570It's 1/3 for me. I'm using the password erg
>>537939947What? But dsg schizo said it's insta queue!!!! >>537934443
>>537940040Do we use the password dsg?
>>537940079Only foids say geeg
>>537940079ggs
>>537940119YES!!!! QUEUE WITH DSG!!!
>>537940132??????????????????
i hate americans so much
>>537936848wrong, you must be only playing on depth 1if you use the mod that's on nexusmods you can change the depth, depth 5 is big relics only, even if you die on night 1
>>537940079>>537940259gg adel feels like a breeze now
>>537940262Nobody is on it 1/3 as usual.If I can't queue with erg or anyone else, then I have to play with random people.
>>537940475>even if you die on night 1I can already tell this is going to get exploited in some way.
>>537922660>>537937726>>537939240>>537939920i'm straight but why do "boys" surrendering their masculinity get me going like nothing else? maybe cause it's like they're "losing" the manhood contest to me so utterly. you can call me the lord of blood the way i'd be full nelson thrusting up into some bussy- Nihil! Nihil! Nihil!!!
>>537940878you're evil and deserve to be raped by demons in hell.
>>537939656Good. Fuck you
>>537941020They aren't actually going to do that if they catch you. Feral urban negroes will just pump twice in your sloppy boycunt and deliver a festering putrid dose of pozzed cum directly into your bloodstream via your gored hole, then beat you into a coma before stealing your wallet. You will spend your life decaying and rotting from AIDS and you won't even get any pleasure from anal anymore as it will be broken into a loose pulp. This is your fate, whore.
nigger worshippers are scum and you deserve to be put down like dogs
what the fuck is this
>>537941705Punjabi charti benchod
Solo practice for today because the servers are acting up
I posted a link to sniffies in the gen yesterday as a joke, but I guess we aren't joking.https://sniffies.com/mapFucking queue up, cowards.
>>537939920>>537940134>>537940308>>537940435>>537941020>>537942264>>537936045
Gigadel down. GG Rev/Exe
2/3 gigadog gigadel get in here
>>537940878It's an extremely hot fetish. I've been full time for 16 years but I still get off on it...
Totally a “mostly fine” general btw
wtf was that run
>>537943059you'll have to be more specific.
Reminder that /dsg/ was never this bad.
>>537943059which run?
>charged attacks cause a magic explosion on a daggernice, that seemed pretty strong for stance breaking
gg revtroonsI accidentally picked the gradual restoration flask and didn't have a holy weapon on me so I was a bit worried, but everything turned out OK
blessed run doesnt get much easier
dogshit ironeye
gg wylder squad, Dog simply can't handle the Pïss wave
>>537943341>two mistakes in one runumm steam? for the blocklist obviously
>>537943842they were able to carry sens however
>make fpbp>leave and do other shit>come back>10 malding repliesI should do this more often, you guys are easy
>>537943825the damage made me think we had marais or grafted
>>537943341gg's
2/3 gigAdel / Hellstar
>>537942264Cute puppy! Would.
2/3 hotdog and spicy jaw
>>537943951yerbatero is a shitter ragequitter thoughbeit
>>537943985>leave flaming bag of shit in my neighborhood's gazebo>come home to 10 malding letters>these guys are so easy to troll lmao
HERO_BUFFER...
>>537943985actually blocking you if I match with you again, bj*rk
>>537944273to (s)heol with ya!
geegdog is actually so annoying sometimes with how its attacks hit behind executor's parry
what is gennie culture doe
>>537945057getting bullied by anons
>>537944694uhhhh terrxisters??? our response? our sissy is a ragequitter.......
>>537944804look at the filename, that's not him
>>537944694terr it down
>>537944694why does the brony ragequit so much?
>>537943823What did the ironeye do?
>>537944652>tell people what triggers you>they do it moreBasic cause/effect is hard for you huh
>>537938332Bcause they are scrubs that dont play as GuardianBraindead chimps that spam attacks on the BBH then get surprised when he turns around and 1 hits them
>Erg queue is deadGuess it's Silksong time
>>537946283we probably blocked you
>>537946398Only troons block, anon.
>>537946560If you say so troonerati. The end result is still you being blocked by anons as we play the game. Have fun trying to consensus crack the thread in the meantime kek.
>>537946560You struck a nerve. The trooncord AGP sissy sister is seething and dilating hard.
>>537947327looks like you got caught in a loop again brosef
>>537946398Not him but I'm also not able to progress from 1/3.
>>537947593probably blocked like other anon said.
>>537946686>someone does something slightly off meta>you immediately have a melty and block themThat's troon behavior. Enjoy not being able to start games anymore.
>>537947457You seem upset. Gonna cry, troonoid?
New guy here just bought the game.I'm supposed to use the password erg right?When do I get to play? I've been waiting for 30 minutes.There's a 3 headed dog icon
why do these dumbfucks only know one word holy fuck watching them argue is exhausting
Never expected so many cute little bugs to kick my ass, especially as an executie main
>>537947880Most people only queue for EDs. If you want to play a non-ED boss, ask for people to queue in the thread.
>>537947880good attempt at a false flag broski.
>>537947880>pretending to be a new playerlol
Good work on giga bigmouth team. Thanks for suffering my meme build
Just bought the game on PS5, I've been using the erg password but it didn't work, I only think I can play with random people.
>>537948389poor brony
hey bwos i just gotted the game and cant find a match with ergs?? help??
>>537948778>Revenant trying to flirt with Wylder by showing him how fast she is
>>537948778kill yourself mush stop spamming your premade discordtroon lobbies we don't give a shit
>>537949004It kind of ruined his life on 4chan when you think about it.
>>537946560You never block? Even troons?
Duchess steals because she's a thief therefore she has some black in her.
>>537949193>>537946560I've only blocked sneed, seiln, kino and mulch eater
>>537949059good. hopefully xhe jumps off a tall building and plummets to death soon
>>537949193I never black because the game is dead already.If I don't wanna play with trannies I can just do random queue anyway. Plus the erg can get you through every boss even if you screw it up. Or at least it could before this indie game released today
>>537949284Sounds like you're trans, by your definition.
>>537949305Been seeing his downfall for like 2 years on this website. I think he's addicted to the humiliation it causes him, Pretty much a lifestyle cuckold without a woman. He lives the embarrassment lifestyle like his own skin.
>>537949004>>537949059>>537949305>>537949569not even /mhg/ likes mush KEKAROOOOOOOOOO
>>537949460>If I don't wanna play with trannies I can just do random queue anywayThere's no way you're so fucking deluded you think the amount of trannies here is greater than the amount in gen pop.
Holy fuck I destroyed that dog. That entire run even.
>>537949606Grim
>>537949606He's known as a lolcow on a bunch of boards regardless of what alias he uses there.
>>537949606Seriously obsessive behavior.
gg hotdog
>>537949606lmao
>>537949782lol patheticwhat other boards does he get bullied on?
>>537949606Did he get cucked by someone who found someone at a gym like you guys said?Does that person no longer talk to him much ever since that person ran into the person at the gym?
>>537949606kek
>>537950006/m/ /tg/ and /v/ from what I've seen. His clique has been a maligned element to almost every FROM game in the last 10 years here.manlymen and fatguys make fun of him lol.
>>537949569>his downfall for like 2 yearshow the hell do you know this. and just how far back does this lore go?
>>537950220is m music or mecha, i forgot
>>537950420Mecha. He tried to derail tons of AC threads on /m/ with shitty fanart for months. Does the same exact thing here with his ai slop of miquella.
>>537950548>fanartpost it lmao
>>537950548I think you are confusing anons here, the mush troon is just a loser creep groomer tranny chaser, slop anon is someone else.
Another crash upon loaf after the player intro cutscene. Im tired boss
knowing this much about an Anon makes you part of the problem, wtfwhy do you catalog and feed weirdos, you're actively fostering the downfall of your own comfort zones
>>537950548>Does the same exact thing here with his ai slop of miquellathat's meat least i frequently play and talk about the game
>>537950701kys mush, you're getting exposed for the loser you are
>>537950548Proof?
dog/heolstor 2/3
>>537951086regular dog?
Shield continues to be OP against Heolstor. Even a small shield is good enough.
>>537950903brother, if we want to cook mush we gotta do it the correct way and not spread lies
>>537950849Hard no. Self policing your own community is good and anyone saying you shouldn't self police your surroundings is most likely trying to not have fingers pointed their way.Sneedterrarian has been going ham here for years, the only thing that has stopped him somewhat is anons making fun of him actively in the threads. You'll quickly notice a trend of the shitposting stopping as someone has to start defend themselves or try to derail the discourse,They can't do both at the same time. Like we are seeing now.
>>537951329how can we tell what are lies and what isn't?
>>537951335but sneed is the best anon here (cheatchad + makes you seethe)
>>537951457Because the AI troonsloptard has said himself he was bjark and this was never disputed nor a hidden fact. Both pathetic in different ways.
>>537950849>trying to reason with terminally online, fatherless, neetsThey just do it for attention.>>537951335No one who is still around after being targeted by the aforementioned group bothers to engage back with them at all. They are literally shouting their obscenities to the void and praying newfrens give them (you)s.
>>537951335you stopped the derailment by massively posting about a single anon, good jobevery single thread now has dozens of posts about that sneedguy and that's definitely not a problem at all, it's very effective self-policing you see
>>537951304Shield and/or ranged option for melee builds or melee option for ranged builds are 10/10. No idea why some people eschew them even when the passives are on character. 100% block on any shield lets you skip mechanics without having to specifically play those skip mechanics characters (sometimes).>>537951457Doesn't matter in the long run. If you are anonymous none of this applies to you, if you have a personality here then there are inherent downsides to that that any anon will tell you about. There is 0 downside to making up the worst shit imaginable and labeling person x with it. If it doesn't apply to them it'll wash off them like rain, if it does apply they will kvetch endlessly to confirm it.
>>537948389use it as a MP password, not just group password.Say in the thread that you're Q-ing and see if anyone is on.I haven't played with PSN anons in a long time, I heard they have a group chat or smth
>>537951292everdark
>>537951335all sneedger does is come weekly to shit on any new event and you obsessed troons talk about him daily and call everyone else sneedgerbut let me guess, I'm sneedger as well
>>537951760>if it does apply they will kvetch endlessly to confirm itI don't think he's acknowledged any of the shit talk that's been said about him in the past 20 mins. Can we assume they don't apply and it has washed off him like rain?
>>537949606unfathomably based list, but how is it that long? Must be a very big gen
>>537951973we're a pretty big gen ourselves OFFICIAL /ERG/ NIGHTREIGN PLAYER TIERLIST (FINAL FINAL VERSION)>SSS tierSneedger>S tierelnidfreudsneegliusmonkeylord>A tieraugustabundyfountainstandgoon goonmonicaweeemaidente toastmellowzombiisludge merchantasrielsensfaenyeko knyaight>B tierpepejeppealice margatroidnanashilord autisioyellowjellogooner maximusukonzaemonterrspiritim wyldin outvarious cheesesgodefroy lordhysolarionmush>C tieryysseraphicradianceg_dognezuktidephilipdevil knightgallow ghostsurottoruzanedingleveganopromediozdradaenjoyermariquintoneusblazeenderpigleyshigurenomiyazaborggusworldbeanscrydougordealis100% prune juicequotemarika's titsroll spammer>D tierdaotranimelover2004revenantismywifeoiehammysalamandermame khanbarduknyaggerdeyn0d>F tiermiquellafaithful
>>537951748Anons making fun of sneedski has never been an issue. The guy obviously thinks he's king shit since we talk about him but he's too retarded to realize it is all negative and it has limited his gimmicks severely since we all talk shit about him. He's like a walking personification of the troon that peed themselves thinking everyone else took the bait. >>537951958And we make fun of him constantly. Its all good. Gennie culture doe as he would say.
>>537952038and how is that post proof?
>>537952161that's a picture only yys can post
>>537952124How many of these are biological women?
>>537951760>Shield and/or ranged option for melee builds or melee option for ranged builds are 10/10.It's like absolutely insane on the girls. They're all I play really and so I always bring shields to hotdoggies, Heolstor and Darkdrift Knight, but sometimes I bring them to other fights and on most of them a shield is so good. Though I think some of Adel and Libra's moves go under it I can't rememberI had to goggle eschew ; -; all I could think was "Bless you!"
>>537952432Revtroon, what do you think about all this mush nonsense?
>>537952432What do you think yys and mush?
>>537952320at least two
>>537944652You blew his asshole out here>>537945057>>537952124>>537936045
>>537952276How do you know that asking someone about their workout routine means you're going to cheat with them?
>>537951958ah, you're the obsessed lolcow talking about russians and bronies, makes sense
>>537952125>we talk about an attention seeking cheater all day long>but its ok since we're not praising himdo you even read what you write, you low iq brown troonoid?
>>537952794have you watched a single anime in your life?
>>537952794because /pol/tards can only see black men as sexual objects
>>537952794You understand that post was his own right? The filename of the pic revealed that it was saved from here after it was already posted. Yes, he's that retarded.
>>537952794if a woman mentions a man's good traits that means she wants to fuck him, not only that but mentioning they're going to approach said man out of nowhere is an extremely blatant flirting move
>>537952807Pretty good indication he's over the money. No one else would try to defend that russian guy.
>>537952518>>537952563I'm ignoring it because I don't really care. I'm playing with my cat and playing nightreign and posting here!Also thinking about lewd posts above still and eventually I'm going to have to take care of myself...Oh I will say I saw a video yys posted a while ago about aiming lightning spear on darkdrift knight and she had really good accuracy, so that was cool. I tried to be like her and got sand kicked in my face. I hate Dorkdrift Knight so much.
>>537952992Why get upset over anons making fun of some other anon?
>>537952992you are talking to the general's biggest schizo
>>537953204schizorant about 2fa, bronnies and programming, haven't heard that one in a while
>>537953407the only one we're making fun of is you, schizoid
>>537953279Wanna take care of ourselves together?
>>537953279>struggling at fucking fulghor of all bossespost your name so i dont have to deal with you dragging the team down
>>537953423Don't know what any of that means sorry.
>>537953552you'd know if you weren't a low iq brown troonoid
>>537953505for free
>>537953505actually they're called deep relics
>>537953423>anons making fun of mush and terr again>you bring up dragonirian unprompted againuh oh!
good fucking lord
sneedGAWD broke the gennie again
>>537953791>>537953849poor guy
>>537952794It's pretty obvious what she was implying. >>537953849Don't talk about yourself maggot
>>537953895you'll get over it doe
>>537953895>>537953932mindraped by sneedLAWD
>>537954005Over what?
Thanks for the Ruins GS
>>537954052what are you rambling about, schizo?
>>537954052Triggering him into another loop spiral I guess. Its going to be hours of this as everyone else ignores the mental collapse.
>>537953507Stance breaking anon with my booty...Reverse Cowgirl weapon art spam...>>537953535I don't struggle now that I bring a shield! I just hate him and his stupid not sexy face. The only bosses I struggle with are ED Caligo and ED Libra, but to be fair I've only tried them like 5 times each and I only have 1 win on each.
>>537954192sorry, guess I don't get the reference
>>537954212Spanking this slutty dolls fat cheeks, marking her pale skin with a distinct red handprint, calling her a good slut while she bounces on my lap over and over and over
>>537954212no you're just another low skill retarded revtroondon't bother replying or else i'm going to behead you and feed your body to crocodiles
anons are making fun of the dragonirian obsessed troon again kek
>>537953034The /dsg/troon is the opposite of a “/pol/tard” dumbass
>>537954192He's done 3 loops already kek. Anons have a palatial estate in his mind rent free.
>>537954648why are you samefagging, gennie lolcow?
This is what I call a thread that’s mostly fine btw. Lovely video game discussion. Everything is mostly fine.
>>537954648It'll be hours of this now like anon said.
>>537954212>mfw i'm spread out on the ground watching you use Ash of War: Golden Slam from the Cathedral Roof on a collision course for my face
>>537954906>>537954727
>>537954212Do you look like this? If so, will you post proof?
>>537954906That or he full stops since continuing confirms what anon is saying. Its win win either way.
>>537955079>>537954727
>>537953136Women always talk about someone's good traits for no reason. I've seen it happen. Women have told me I'm a nice guy, even though I'm not very nice.>>537953029The real world is not anime.>>537953034Well they're not wrong.>>537953074That gives it historical value>>537953932Just because a woman walks up to you and talks to you doesn't mean she likes you that way. No woman is single these days. They already have a guy.
>>537954608don’t reply to bait>>537954815this
>>537954815>>537953791it's still going
"The scholar" will save dex classes
>>537955379no one asked or cares
>>537926575Oathseeker helm + Maliketh's setWinged Serpent Helm + either Bloodhound set or Horned Warrior setBanished Knight Helm (hood version) + Exile chestKnight Helm + Vyke setAnsbach Helm + Vulgar militia set/shadow militia setfor me nothing beats standard knight set, wish there was more realistic armor in game
>>537955463He's tried everything to get it to stop and nothing has worked though. We have to help him support his bro.You should be as invested in stopping this as he is.
>>537954521Hnnng, riding anon with Stamina on Cheek Clap +1 and +0 endlessly refilling my stamina bar over and over as I rapidly drain his...>>537954538If you played with /erg/ or friends even once all your wins are invalidated and you did NOT beat the game. Make a new account and buy another copy and start over. Don't reply to me until you've done so. Or if you want to use part of my body for pleasure you can reply.>>537954945Maximum height booty slam....Anon good boy gamer chair....>>537955008Of course, all dolls look like this. I'm sorry anon I'm not super cool and super sexy like varreslut.
>>537955408We have 4 dex classes.IN FACT WE HAVE TOO MANY CLASSES.so you know there's only 5 stats so we only need 5 classes? Instead we have 3 redundant classes and they're going to add more.It's like adding 100 more weapons in the Er dlc when we already had 400 out of which less than 20% were useful
>>537955658You people forgot how to roleplay in your roleplaying game.
>>537954521Isn't she made of porcelain or something? That doesn't react like human skin. Go and slap your toilet.
>>537953791>>537955379share your filters, I'm envious.
>>537955563>revanon doesn't look like that irlWhat's the fucking point then? You just ruined it. You ruined everything. At least lie or something to keep the fantasy going. Now my dick has gone flaccid.Fuck you. Die in a fire, moid.
>>537955658stats don't matter that much, they covered most if not all RPG archetypes, and I think they did a good job
>>537955867None. Manually collapsing posts so it looks like he's hiding 1 person when he isn't. Similar to deleting your own post then acting like the mods did it to stir drama.
>>537955563Revtroon were you also the chubby duchess poster and one of the wylder sisterwives way back?
gg dog
>>537956054Stats matter and since the system is borrowed from the ER main game, I can say with 100% certainty that Miyazaki doesn't want you to mix your stats up. He wants you to put 72 points into the main stat and that's it otherwise you will lose 30% of your damage. I did the math.Just like race mixing this doesn't work.
bg dog
gg hotdoghes kinda hard to hit with discus of light when he moves so much..
>1/3erg is kill
>>537956591Quality builds were always the intended style of play the devs intended. The final patch for SoTE making almost everything quality is all you need to know to see what was intended.
>>537956913Maybe that was the case in dark souls 1. If you look at the math you'll see that quality builds do like 30% less damage at level 120 compared to pure builds. That's why I'm sure that Miyazaki hates them and this is the company's philosophy. They do not like diversity..
>>537955143being nice is not a good trait, it's a filler trait
>>537956591what I meant is that stats don't fully determine the type of a character you play. And ER softly pushes you into int/dex and str/fth hybrids, not pure builds
>>537956076I manually collapsed 1 (one) [singular] post
>>537956591race mixing is hot tho...
>>537957068Its the case for ER too. Everything worth its salt is quality scaled. Entire magic schools are designed around going quality int/fth (and it becomes narratively important). The most babby tier starter class is samurai, and it comes with a full kit of katana, shield, and bow. That is because they wanted the most standard version of a build being spread even to handle anything. Same applies for all the melee builds having a shield even if you personally don't use it. Same general line of reasoning is used on the Great Runes, the only one that people actually use is Godrick's because it ups all 8 stats by 5. The soreseals people liked using also upped multiple stats evenly.You were supposed to be an everyman that could spec into something if you wanted. People not playing the games how the devs thought they would isn't new. I think we can all agree the way the devs play the game internally is... off, compared to how the normal person plays.
>>537954212>>537955563>>537957604When can we expect to see you on BLACKED.com?
I am very capable to produce big families, make sure before you come over use your bathroom and wash up, because i dont have any , you must go outside if you need to use it.When i lend you a diaper make sure to give it back before you leave i have many diapers most of them are clean.
2/3 for everdarks
>>537955563Built for servicing me and me alone
>>537955563Is that supposed to be a bulge or did she poop herself?
>>537955829Nah she’s made of skin
>>537955994Lol.>>537956591Trvth.>>537957604>>537957743>thread dies after this samefagKino
>>537960294poor guy
GG adel
>>537923154Here you go!
>>537956141Yes. The best part of being anon is wearing different hats! So many fetishes to explore and I changed them based on my main at the time. It's been a wonderful general. For the record yes I am chubby and yes I do want to get pregnant even though I can't. I didn't start the wylder wives thing though. That was another girl, but it was a nice thought so I figured I'd yes and. That was a fun period, but it ended up making me too sad so I didn't really want to think about it much more and instead was more open about having a gock.
ggwhy did you buy out? we had morgott's buff
>>537960357is it true dragonirian fucked your sisters? anons keep saying that
>>537960104Where did she get the skin from, then?
>>537961180he didn't "fuck" anything, he's dating my sister, not sistersfuck off
>>537961180oh no he's still in his loops. It really has been hours of this like anon said lol.
>>537961064Are you confusing Libra with Morgott? Morgott buffs you for each Site of Grace you discover, Libra is the one that boosts you based off of runes.
>>537961352Ah, yes. I did confuse the two. Thank you daughter-wife.
>>537961286KEEEEEEEEEK
>>537961286>obsessed troon is an actual cuckcan't make this up
>>537961578All steppe people turn out to be cuckolds. Its part of their culture.
>>537961286wtf man? I supported you against sneedger, didn't know he was railing your sis and YOU LIKE IT??
>>537961717Da
>>537961286gemmie of the gennie
>>537961048We've been flirting in thread for a long time then.. way back when you were duchess and I was your brother. That wylder wives season was one of the best times in erg. I hope that anon that made it up has been okay. Also learning more about you hasn't changed how much I want to plap you while shouting get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant and pumping load after load inside you to trick your brain into thinking you got knocked up.
>>537961717sneedGAWD isn't dragonirian
>>537961991No one said he was, weird how that link keeps coming up though.
neva 4get
>>537962070>awkward silence ensues>againkek the panic in their steam group when this happens must be sublime.
>>537962272I like only seeing our side of it. It makes the looping funnier without the context of their seethe.
>>537961938Awww, that's so cute <333 Brother....I've been playing Recluse more, but it might be time to play more Duchess...>Also learning more about you hasn't changed how much I want to plap you while shouting get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant and pumping load after load inside you to trick your brain into thinking you got knocked up.Hnnnng that's so hot. Yesss, defy god with your divine cum and make me pregnant...>I hope that anon that made it up has been okayMe too. She came in and just went 100% all in on it for like 2 nights, dropped the mic and then disappeared.
>anons are bullying the dragonirian obsessed schizo againalways good to see
holy fucking shit can you faggots fuck off
>>537962882affirmations don't make you look strong. Showing us your weakness isn't a good look, even on 4chan.
>>537962882kek look at him trying to kiss your asspathetic
>>537962891seconded
>>537962891thirded
>>537962669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl-tmYtHDEQ
so, has the "bullying" worked to keep the thread on topic?please rate with 1 to 10 on how much your experience has changed, with 1 being "the worst it's ever been" and 10 being "the best it's ever been"
>>5379637658. It always gets him to stop shitposting and re-rails the thread back onto on topic.
>>537964090It tends to force him out and back to /v/ so we all win. He just made a new butts thread so he's seething up a shoot rn.
>>537963467I spit out my drink from laughing, thank you anon.
Do we have data on the individual nightfarer rolls? It feels like Ironeye has less iframes than Raider based on feel, but I have no basis for that
>>537957737>>537957297You can argue that weapon requirements aren't pure and favor mixed builds but you fail to realize that pure builds who just buff their dump stats to meet requirements do more damage than "mixed builds" with those weapons.
>>537964750Flawed argument. The game isn't hard enough to need peak damage or bust. A rune arc would buff your highest stat instead of all your stats if the game actually favored singular stat distribution. But it doesn't. If single stat distribution was ideal the best stat would be an offensive one instead of vigor.
>>537964926>A rune arc would buff your highest stat instead of all your stats if the game actually favored singular stat distributionOr maybe it's just so you can hit 20 dex for that faith weapon on your pure faith build.
>>537964703Recluse has the most, at 15 iframesall the others have 13 iframesexcept Guardian, which has 10 iframesand Duchess, which has 10+11, so her single dodge is as bad as Guardian's but she can chain them to have a mega dodgethe other difference is distance traveled, they also differ in how much they move even if they have the same iframes
>>537965664Love getting clipped as Recluse as I slowly glide 5 ft away.
>>537961286lmaooowhat a plot twist
>>537962882he brings it on himself, really
>>537965830>>537965925Still mindbroken I see
>>537961286Why is everyone so angry at this guy for this?Should his sister just be lonely? How are you a cuck if your sister is not lonely?
>>537965986go talk to your brother-in-law irl, no need to shit up erg
>>537966075Just let him self reply to himself for a few hours to soothe his hurt ego. He needs this.
>>537966075we're just tired of the schizo desu
>>537966303What?>>537966164He should be happy about his sister moving on in life. Unless she gets pumped and dumped and if the guy is a loser who can't make money.
>>537966724I'm sure his delusions make him very happy, that is the point of a delusion. That is also why it is important that we don't shatter his delusions. He needs this right now so we should let him have his moment. God knows he doesn't get them often so pity the guy for the night.Poor guy. Hope the war ends soon, it is obviously having a negative effect on him.
>>537962891>>537963112>>537963274see >>537943018
Does anyone have that goofy image of executor parodying the werewolf tearing his shirt off?
>>537964524No one laughs like that
>>537967075I laugh like that
>>537962669How does your dad feel about having a fat fuck son who roleplays as a slut on the internet
>>537964703What did Chris chan mean by that
ggs gigadog duch and wylderI fukken love maliketh's sword but I rarely ever get it, the fucking grafted blade and marais are more common than it
>>537967330I looked it up. Jessup Codrap = "Just a cough drop"I guess.
Who gets the sacred relic sword, a STR melee guy or a caster with 8 billion FP for spamming wave of gold?
>>537969962Doesn't really matter.
>>537969962str melee guy just needs to buy one stack of shards from a generic merchant and a second stack from the shelter merchantassuming this is for dogs or libra
>>537969962Bird does
>>537969962Wylder has high Mind and optimal stats for it.
Let's not talk about that run.
Sorry I spent the first half of that fight trying to proc the antspur, I took a lot of unnecessary hits and didnt even proc it so the second half of the fight was extra hard by the time I gave up on it.
>>537969962I get it saarGive me you give sword. Do the needful or I drop all my items
>>537962669I kinda like that you've been cycling through all the babes of nightreign, first duchess then revenant and now recluse. Keep playing and learning Recluse! Then after the expedition I'll mount your chest and give your titpussy and nice warm creampie.
Zamn, 7 stacks of the gaol crutch not enough. Bros, I think the gaol crutch doesnt do damage when we tank the floor.
i had so much fun with the backhand blades I want to replay a ds game nowwhich ds has a really fun and swift weapon like the backhand blades?
>>537970432What's this meme about the bird being indian
>>537970987It's a reference that one wyldjeet that sperged out in a boss fight over maliketh's black blade
How do I beat the damned gigadogs?
>>537972306git gud
>>537967075I laugh like that. And I did laugh like that.>>537967262I'm his daughter and he loves me very much and always tells me that and that he's proud of me. We actually just hung out like 2 weeks ago. I brought my laptop over and he watched me play nightreign and then we got ice cream and watched a movie. Does your dad love you anon? Does he tell you he's proud of you? I hope so. >>537970480Yay, I'm glad you do <3 It's really fun. Recluse is so cool, I love her Darkness skin so much. I want a big hat and I want to give birth to a monster baby that eats everything...Also mmmm warm thicc anon loads spraying all over my chest and neck...
1/3 purple
we melted that dog, gg all. why can I get this sword when I'm fighting libra
GG Rev/Wylder. Pissed off at the number of times the bosses walked themselves into my pillars that run when I'm trying to plant them behind them/off to the side.
>>537974035They don’t call it the grief totem for nothing
>>537973639shut the fuck up you dumb tranny
am i the only one who doesn't q because i come tired from work and more social interactions are way too stressful to the point it doesn't feel worth the hassle? besides all of you are cunts
>>537970987His VA is Indian. Hence the jokes.>>537974035>image I know who you are.
For depths of the night do I need to save my murk up for relics for it or does it have a new currency like the ever darkstuff did? Anyone know?
>>537974412few more days to find out eh
>>537973639How many Y chromosomes do you have?
Queue dog city you fucks
Game dead
>>5379747742
Unfortunately team cherry stuck the landing and silksong is peak. Sorry y'all but looks like erg lost.
2/3 gigamutt and gaping hole
>>537975523
>>537976076Stop.
>>537942220>forced thread personality slop>soloHere's a pity (you) for your effort
>>537944059>two shitters carried by ShiftyQueen
>>537977131Having to carry sens while he's sapping the rev resources seems tough
Well I did, I defeated Heolstor and all the normal bosses as solo Guardian. He wasnt hard, Adel gave me way more trouble, and if he anything Heolstor felt like a "stamina" check, how many hits you can block and have leftover stamina to do a guard counter, very similar to BBH and Crucible Knights. Glad I Staminamaxxed.I still dont know if I have it in me to solo birb everdark bosses, giga Adel terrifies me and giga Libra seems actual cancer to fight as Guardianb
>>537977668>BlockingWhy
This gen made me start crossdressing but I'm still shit at the game so what the fuck is up with that
>>537977828Because you are supposed to block hits as Guardian?If I wanted to spam dodges I'd be playing Duchess
1/3 pc queueing everything, please join
>>537977991Do you look like that?
>>537978261yes so queue up
anybody on ps5? I've had like 4 beers so we're sure to all die horribly.
>>537978406Give me a minute
I'm q'ing dog rq and streaming it1 or 2 gamesyungscrill69
Im embarassed by my performanceGG
Gg Wylder/Exe. Wasn't close in the slightest. :^)
gg, nice clutch at the end ironeye
>>537977828>playing Guardian as intended retard
>>537977220Yeah poor Shifty.
>>537977220I was a wizard that run.
>>537980092>forgot my image
So how is endless mode going to work? Do you keep repeating day1/2 and go into 3/4 5/6, do you fight Nightlords at day 3 then loop back into 1(4/5/6). If it's latter do you keep buff you collected during first 3 days?
2/3 all
>Every random is playing Silksong>The worst players in the world are out now
Hey guys. I know none of you here actually read. But I just finished a pretty good book. And I'm like 99.999% certain that this book inspired a lot of concept in Elden Ring.(And potentially Dark Souls as well)It's called Knights of Dark Renown by David Gemmell.If you're curious to see what may be the inspiration for Elden Ring, then I suggest reading this book. But if anyone is curious, I'd be happy to go more into detail. I'm pretty sure nobody else has make the connection between Elden Ring and this book. So you're not going to find information elsewhere.
>>537980596Can't believe they're even more enemies are learning this tech. 2
>>537980912I'm on these
>>537980092So being a gimmicky deadweight as per
Oh hey, first person with actual non-legit relic effects I've seen. Is this really necessary?
I hope the dlc characters have remeberance quests
>>537981149Looks interesting, I'll look into. For the record, a single thing didn't inspire Elden Ring or Souls, it's multiple things.
>>537975215>>537975523sad but true. from LOST…>>537978595go away drunkard
>>537981516lol
>>537981376Yeah, I've seen them with 'Increased Maximum HP' on Rev on a non-Maris relic, forgot to mention it a while ago now.
>>537981376post steam
>>537981485a single thing didn't inspire Elden Ring or Souls, it's multiple things.Yes. And this book is most definitely one of them. There are too many parallels to be coincidence.
>>537981149>this random pulpy looking novel was totes the inspiration for soulsring games and not the dozen other infinitely more popular properties whose DNA is visibly present in them trust me broLol. Maybe I’ll into it later but I doubt the similarities are beyond surface level
>>537981736lol fair enough. You'll see. I was already picking up patterns from the beginning. I was fully coninced about halfway through, and just focusing to see if there was any more to pick up on. Then it hit me with a bomb shell at the very end of the book. I couldn't believe it.
Well. I told you we'd die horribly.
>>537982001stop being a fag and just tell us what it is
>>537982202gg bird and recluse
>>537982202>get great rancor>spam it against super dog after using my infinite fp and laying down my circle>dog is JUST out of rancor's max range>dog forces teammates further awayI just sat there like a retard.... Also less likely to be targeted doesn't do shit....
>>537982202>reddit gesture
>>537982001
>>537982315Sincerely sorry to the ironeye and guardian I just played with. I did a bit of a woopsie.
>>537982001When I found out about what a 'rebis' is and that there's literally a blonde woman stuck in a great tree in Gnosticism, I no longer found ER to be that imaginative.
that wasn't meant to be a reply sorry
>>537977668Giga Adel is fine once you learn how to dodge his grabs. Caligo and Libra are a nightmare. Everything else is alright.
>>537982896Caligo is a nightmare because he won't sit stillLibra is a nightmare because he won't stop spamming his summons
>>537982980Erectile Dysfunction Libra is surprisingly easy solo though. I just kind of gave up on beating him with a team because solo he only summoned two backup dancers and they just wound up fighting each other the whole time. Hell is other people it turns out.
>>537982801A lot of fantasy is like that unfortunately. They all borrow concepts of older stories. Elden Ring borrows a lot a mixes together. So it's at least interesting in the manner that it's all strung together. But yeah, it's all borrowed from somewhere else. A lot of it is Norse mythology too. And Buddhism
>>537983280Tolkien was heavily inspired by Saxon, Gaelic, and Norse myth, and every other fantasy author tries to copy him
>2/3 on pcPlease bros...
>>537982896>Giga Adel is fine once you learn how to dodge his grabs.I just surge sprint away from his grabs, I dont trust myself actually nailing the dodges
>>537981376This is the only obvious cheater I've seen, he was constantly getting downed too
>>537982001I'll read it. Fuck it, I just ordered it. I love that sort of high-quality paperback trash that slipped through the cracks of popular culture. Like I read some of the Pliocene Exile books awhile back and some of those were surprisingly fun reads. There's this one part in the 2nd or 3rd book where a character is established as trans (and you have to remember this was written in the 1980s or something, so that wasn't as generic back then as it is now) but then she just fucking dies like two pages later. In a pretty horrible way too, if I remember correctly she gets beheaded. It's so sudden and jarring that it's just funny. It's like the author wanted to include a trans character to be edgy but then went "nah actually, I'm bored with this now, so seeya." The characters also use the term "homophelic" instead of "homosexual," which if you ask me is more fun to say.
>>537981376So this is what was taking you so long
>relic cheaters>libra snipers>key griefersso this is what erg looks like at its last legs huh
No wait that's homophilic* sorry.
>>537983928>The characters also use the term "homophelic" instead of "homosexual,https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homophile_movementit's an old thing from the 60s counterculture
>>537983963
Why do I keep getting good revenant relics
>>537983928>she
>>537984532it's a sign to become a revGOD
>>537984532Join us! If you join now you can become a new member of the hold hands and win club that is being a Revenant main.
gg hotdogsens carried
>>537984862thanks for the carry guys, sorry I suck at super dog I wasn't able to play the first week he released
We need more Miquella bussy in these threads
>>537983280True but you could extend that to most of literature in general honestly >>537983576Mostly Saxon and Norse. Iirc he’s actually on record as saying he doesn’t like Gaelic stuff for reasons I don’t recall.
>>537985132It showed a little bitAlso I tried to communicate I wanted your holy hammer but it didn't seem to get through. NBD though the bonking stick +2 was kind of dank
>>537981376you gonna post his steam for us to block him or what? >>537931261im also still waiting for this guy's steam >>537985185shut the hell up annoying faggot
>2/3>for the past hourPC what the fuck bros
>>537985383my bad on the hammer, I really only held onto it for the glintblades
>>537980596>>537981247they're getting smarter
>>537985914NTA but please don't use any glintblades for ED gladius. You'll end up just buffing him constantly.
>>537935625hi my power went out, if you checked steam you could see i was offline
>>537984124Interesting.>>537984573has
>>537985656i'm getting groceries, I'll be on soon
>>537984858I main ironeye and his squishy healthbar is a nightmare already, I don't need to become even squishier.
>>537986432its only 80 less health, hardly makes a difference
>>537986673It makes a difference to ME dammit. Plus I need my Dawn set so I can wear a little hat. Where the fuck is Revenant's little hat, huh?
>>537931261>>537985408>>537981376he changed his last slot when /erg/ bullied him for starting with a key kekhttps://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197972325148
>>537987003
>>537987151Knew you were gonna post that. Not good enough. No brim? NO FUCKING BRIM? Get outta here.
>>537987009So this is THRILL and Kino? He changed his ign? Either way thanks I'll be blocking
>>537987202Its cute though
>>537987229definitely. I recognize the steam profile but not the name so he probably changes it a lot
I have 3 near-god rolls for rev but they don't fit together in any of her goblets
>>537987453Well ? Gonna share with the class?
>>537987253Cute doesn't do it for me. We're on different wavelengths.
>>537987479
oof. dead queue
>>537986263>hasno grace
>>537986263>no womb
this pretty momma got displaced from my tomato patch by a storm a couple days agoI thought she was gone for good but she showed up on my screen door just now
>>537987202kys reddit cowcuck
>>537987935didn't ask
>>537987935beautiful specimen
>>537988004sorry I've already added my blog to your rss feedit can't be removed
>>5379879352/3 all bosses What type of spider is that, and is it poisonous? We only get friendly, harmless niggas in my country.
>>537988004I did
>>537987935My local blue-tailed skinks would merk that ho.
>>537988057>>537988176shut up dude I'll rape and murder you later
dead general dead queue back to skong
>>537987738Yes.>>537987839lol
>back to Negrow Knight but le heccin' girl boss edition lol tranny
>>537961048>>537962669>>537973639you're not transyou're not chubbyyou don't own any skimpy clothing this is all larp
>>537986432>>537987003But we're cute girls who do cute things and her Dawn skin is a cute chainmain hat. Also you can always use the Augur relic which gives you 100 hp which means you'll have 20 more than Ironeye! Join the Sisterhood of the Bulge!
>>537988256No, you won't.
>>537988406You seem upset.
>>537988174>what type of spider is thatArgiope Aurantia, it's web has a cool zig-zag feature through the middle>is it poisonousnot so muchThis one really made the phrase "it's more scared of you than you are of it" click for me. She'd get visibly shook every time the tomatoes got watered. Then one day a real storm showed up
>>537988459Bulge?
Reclusesisters, why are we such worthless bimbos and only good for post-match relief?
>>537987950Cows?
>>537988459Look pal. I'm a crossdresser. Not some pansy.
>>537988256you couldn't scratch my hillbilly fortitude sonny
>>537988695sensxisters? we lost....our sissy is a ragequitter....
GG It was a good run but dogs really wanted us fucking dead. Was fucking bullshit too because I look to my left, no dog, then I turn to the right and charge up a spell and suddenly get attacked from the same spot where I confirmed there was no dog prior....
my bad didnt know this explosion has an invisible hitbox behind it
>>537988987>>537989128>jobbing this hard to the dogssteamies? for the blocklist
>>537988642Dolls have a bulge. >>537988906Cute! Ironeye femboy who roleplays sucking Libras dick….>>537988695Recluse bimbos…
>>537989128coterminus don't hit the dog while he's doing the slow stalking walkit's buffs his attack
>>537989305Tranny falsefalg, most Ironchvds are edgy gamer bfs that mog everything and leave, including beheading L*bra.
>>537988174yellow garden spiderthey're good to have around, they eat pest insects and aren't aggressive or particularly venomous
>>537988906>I'm a crossdresser no you're not, liar>>537989305Are you going to address the larping accusations?
>>537989242that's t*rr, xhe stopped wearing the dress due to bullying.
2/3 everything but augur, minidog/adelrotted woods
>>537989128>terrtroon getting raped by the dogs>blames the devs in a fit of rageKino. I could watch this all day.
>>537989730I'm at 1/3 liar
>>537989305name? for the cringelist
>>537988467>>537988974*bends you over and rapes you with my bwc*
>>537988440>>537989585You’re so funny anon. I like your plan of accusing me of larping until I send you pictures. It’s working pretty well I can feel my resolve chipping away. >>537990089Doll
>>537990384at this point it's not accusations anymore, it is the cold hard truth. you LIED about everything you claimed, you're larping to entice anons here. in reality you're just a simple guy with a roleplay fetish pretending to be something you're notvery lame thing to do, man.
>>537989585Why would I lie about that? That's literally the most embarrassing thing a man can do. And yet I do it.
>>537990928>>537990769
>>537991029I think you might be confusing me with someone else.
>>537991089no you are just another cringe larper"i'm a cute sissy slut! i like to crossdress!" yeah fucking right you do
anyone wanna queue? i'm stuck at 1/3 for a while now
Stop calling me indian
>>537991351Yeah again, I think you have me confused with someone else.
>>537989365No I hit the dogs as recluse. He started doing his slow rp walk during my cast animation...
GGigalibraI hate that NE day 1 spotNot letting me do the castle day 1
GG Adel is way easier than super dog
>>537985185Trvke + triggered them well done
>>537991723i sure don't
>>537987935That’s actually pretty cool. I don’t think I mind spiders but we barely have anything big and fleshy like that so probably not. But also >>537988004>>537988174The word is venomous dumbass
>>537992051It's okay.
>>537992147I'm just gonna keep using whatever word I want and trigger you faggot.
>>537989305> Ironeye femboy who roleplays sucking Libras dickI have literally done this on 5 different occasions for anons already it's fucking peak.
>tfw no ironeye bf(female)
>>537988256>>537988320>>537988406>>537988440>>537988459>>537988906>>537988978>>537989305>>537989585>>537990769learn to stay on topic and stop making this stinking shithole thread even worse you shameless maggot
>>537992218mad you got exposed for being a larper? lol
>>537992380Buddy.
>>537992368My post about shitsong was a response to another person posting off-topic about it faggot.
>>537992368you seem upset.>>537992465>still seething kino
>>537992368basedsissyposting without irls pic with username+timestamp ought to be a bannable offense
>>537992520I just think you've got something mixed up because you're talking to me like we've talked before and I don't get it.
>>537992476GVDsong won albeit
>>537991495You didn't say SAR
Bros.. I think I am burning out...
>>537992563
>>537992730I've been burnt out for six years and was already tired before that. I'm 23
>>537992668>half the total players of Elden PeakkekI don't care or play tranny girlboss games 'thougbeit'. Compare it to Elden Ring stats btw
>>537992840Burnout and depression is not the same thing zoomie
>>537992840burning out of Nightreign that is.
>>537993021Oh. Maybe take a break and play something else or draw or something
>>537992368>nooo dont draw attention to the fact that no one is queueing any more!faggot faggot faggot faggot lol
My endurance is infinite I will never burn out.
>>537992860>2m agoscreenshotting this post for when it surpasses elden ring ath
>>537992730Yeah I lost 3/7 of my matches with erg yesterday and one of them was definitely my fault as I 3 barred real early. I’m going to just play silksong until depths comes out so I break the habit of doing dumb things for efficiency and end up dying
>>537989515this fight is too easy for ironeye. wtf
>>537992668If we factor in $ per all-time peak we find that ER: Fortnite has more per $.
>>537992730I'm not really burnt out but I'm pretty much done with the shitty queue times on erg which in turn just makes me play less
>>537993248>I'm bad so I'm gonna go play an easier gamemany such cases
>>537989305Slap your balls.
>>537992237>I’m just going to reveal myself to be a thirdie subhumanWow you sure showed me retard keep it up
Kissing Revenant(Male), Gwyndolin and Miquella
>>537992368Talk about struck nerves. You got a lot of assholes sore here. Job well done.
>>537992668Brutal ass ripping. Fromsissies LOST as usual…
>>537993403fromsoft fan when you breathe in oxygen: ERMMMM YOU KNOW THAT MAKES THE GAME EASIER RIGHT ITS OKAY TO ADMIT YOURE A SHITTER
>>537993403silksong is a lot harder than this
>>537992947get big zoomer cock out of your head for once loser zoomer derangement is a plague on this website
>>537993403A cute little bug killed me 4 times yesterday. That puts her above ED Caligo, Maris, 3bug and Fulghor
>>537993263No, not really. Post a webm of you doing the same xis. Done this on Wylder and Exec before you cope.
you wouldn't last 10 minutes where im from
>>537993535Keep seething, ugly dork.
>>537993403nigga I know for a fact your ass couldn't beat pantheon 4
>>537993178Probably because it's dirt cheap so that even thirdies and bronws like yourself can afford it, even then I doubt it.
>>537993789>>537993810>>537993952>>537994168lmao'ing at assmad shartsong girlbossescome here because the general for your astroturfed reddit game are suspiciously slow?
GG executor and duchessThough you got me killed when you did your ult, duchess. One of you had aggro until you went invisible, making the boss hard focus me mid cast because I was out of range for your ult
gg executor and recluse anons, sorry for playing poorly there
>>537994045Nta but I’ve done half hp+ everyone is 2 barred as executie and recluse. Executie is easy since you can dog revive while ranged characters in general are easy since the only move that could ever reach catch me out was the teleporting ontop of you. Coupled with knowledge like less likely to target and how condemned operate, gloating about being good at libra really isn’t that impressive.
>>537994508you can see what a pinged weapon's passive is if you open your map and hover over the icon, you dont have to walk to it (talking about that RoB)
>>537994508oh i even ran closer to make sure we all get the invis, how far back were you?
>>537994746Pretty far back. I didn't want to leave my circle.>>537994727Neat. Didn't know that.
>>537992668fuck u mean i've been playing this shit nonstop for 4 months now
Remember now why I ditched the lose hp for extra damage on recluse ult. She really needs like 0.5s of invun after it pops
>>537994448meds
>every seed run so far has had the end of night one take place in the top right corner>the one that makes day 1 castle downright impossible due to rainCurious.
>>537994448ER was also a girl boss game
>>537995019Not sure what a seed run is but yeah the ones that cover the castle are unplayable trash. I'd rather have sens on my team.
>>537994629No webms = didn't happen >easy as executor Not really, because you can get deleted in dog mode, and roar is not that good for cleaning the condemned or reviving 3bars. Ultimately, you have to get close to do melee damage as non-ranged. My Ironeye webm is without less likely to be targeted, meaning the condemned will just react to my bow shots every time, so I had to just prioritize Libra while having NPC faggots on me as well. It was also Moutiantops, meaning I had under 1k HP and shit gear. I get it, you are insecure because you couldn't pull it off, hence why you are trying to downplay me.
>>537995089Uh oh. The discord didn't like this post.
>>537994790ur in the gigaminority tyrese
>>537995119nta but I've revived 3bars on libra as exec many times now, but I haven't saved those moments as videos
>>537994137Damn you’re one crying bitch get lost faggot.
>>537995119Honestly bar the teleport what’s really threatening you as iron eye? Also the only situation dog melts is if you’re getting cross lined by two turrets and libra is hitting you, the dog can tank triple sigils for like 20% and the roar knocks back condemned for easy revives. On the rerun if I was playing with regulars we’d have 0 down while using dumb shit, a lot of people have figured out how to do libra
>>537995595may felt just like it was yesterday......
>>537993148Me too. I like doing the same thing but slightly different and occasionally choosing between one of three things
>>537995692Struck a nerve ugly dork? Keep replying faggot.
>>537993148>>537996038people with autism have a high tolerance for repetition
can yall direct me to the dark souls general?
>>537996261it's dead jim
>>537996038Sex with this woman
i'm back queuing for ed's
>>537995635NTA but I never said it's not doable, just not a good idea. Dog mode is risky in that fight when you are the last one and have Libra spam and 3 cuckdemend on you, also roar damage is trash on condemned but it's worth trying to line up revives while doing damage on the gank. But let's be real if they are 3bar'd, they are likely not worth getting up anyways.>>537995734>What's really threatening you as IroneyeTypical insecure non-Ironeye player doesn't know how the fight works for him... >low HP>libra bullet hell spam, teleport etc.>Aimbot Ironeyes, Greatbow Wylder, Spell Duchess, Recluse bloodslop>literally can't bow NPCs without 'less likely to be targeted' >a lot of people have figured out how to do libraIrrelevant given that's an old clip of mine and on his first run. Cope + no webms = didn't happen NTA
>>537939240plenty of people on this planet who are gay and/or have fucked up fetishes and don't make it their entire personality
>>537996287wait really? so this is the only related souls general for DS 1-3 ?the fuck
>>537996659Cope + no webm. Seethe
>>537996803HONK HONK HONK
>>537996862No webm
>>537996803>retard butts in Read the reply chain, c tier jobber. >>537989515
>>537996862
gg gigadelI knew this fucking FTH guardian build was a bad idea, good thing I brought that greatbow just in case
>>537996895yeah I read your stupid clown post
>>537996659I’ve played iron eye vs libra, it isn’t hard. His attacks don’t commit much and again you only have one attack that can potentially catch you out. Also why do you keep saying nta when it’s clearly you and you’re using the same mannerisms
>>537996972Try a stick with metal on it next time
>>537996261>>537996287>>537996751/dsg/ still yet lives thoughjeeit>>537996961
Is this trueWylder: sissy/troon chasersDuchess: fat fetishistsExecutor: cuckoldsRevenant: sissies/troonsIroneye: homosexualsRaider: bisexualsRecluse: straightGuardian: rapists
>>537997049It's fine he got mindbroken so resorted to parroting what I said. >>537997057Post webms of you solo clutching 3 player as Ironeye without 'less likely to be targeted' or anything else you say is disingenuous,s cope and worthless. And trust me, I can tell if you have that passive because the condemned will either roll every shot if aggro'd on you or they won't. >NTAAt least 2 people in this chain have said that to me, and it's often used by disingenuous faggots, so I'm gonna keep using it with full intention to offend.
>>537997107what the shit? I searched the catalog for /dsg/didn't see it.maybe I'm blindthanks anon.
>>537997187ironeye is wrong because majority of his players are straight fujos
>>537997057>dudes webm shows Libra being aggressive and condemned chasing himYeah, you lost this one dude.
>>537997314>I'm got offended so I'm going to be a twatlollmao
>>537997541>I'm got xhes so mad she's making typos, yikes!
>>537997187just because I show an interest doesn't make me a "chaser".not even women are that fucking self centered. lol
>>537997187>Reclusebimbo women and gay black dudes looking for BWC*
GGDoogI was debating between keeping black flame blade or not. On one hand it's %dmg on other I won't be able to proc holy debuff if it's active I think.Also I am surprised that BFB doesn't dispels frost even though I think it's fire damage?
>>537997474>>537997314Imagine samefagging to prove you’re a god gamer for beating a libra with like 500 hp
>>537997631I'm not a rev player I'm a raider but I have mild autism and like making lists for attention
>>537997585yeah that typo just won your argument? for you.lucky you
>>537997689hello? Based department?
>>537997685>samefag Nope. >xhe's resorting to another copeImagine being so insecure and posting no webms to backup your point that you try to drag others down because you hate Ironeye and your main is jobbber-tier.
>>537997679gg anon, idk and by that logic black knife's skill should dispel frostbite as well. i never really tested this but eh i don't think it makes a big difference.
>>537997685No dude, you're just dishonest if you think the only thing threatening as the last one standing is Libra's teleport attack.
>>537996659It can be dangerous to dog mode on libra as a lone survivor yeah. But never give up on the 3barred players, they might hold hope and help you turn it all into victory in the end!
>>537997679>>537997883bfb should dispel frost because it adds fire damage, black knife l2 is holy damage so it doesnt and shouldnt dispel frost
>>537998139Ok I'll keep that in mind anon. Sometimes a goat can get unlucky in that fight afterall.
>>537997992>>537997836Samefagging again even though I’m bored of the argument
>>537998196And here it is not dispelling it. I wonder if it's because my bow had innate holy element too?
>>537997187I'm normal
>>537998589that's a bug
a chinese just added me and asked to play with him next time, what do
>>537998381>cognitive dissonance cope againConcession accepted. EDS Libra carry is not easy as anyone, simple as.
gg rev/birdsorry whenever there's a revenant with the schoolgirl skin I have trouble concentrating
gg gigadel, that was a rather "off-meta" run but we did pretty good against adel
>>537999583send him that copypasta
>>537999802yeah I didn't find any staves the whole time so I just dumped all my fp into the death ritual spear's special which also kind of worked
>>537999802sissyduck?
good, mid, or bad? I think it could be somewhat useful on a caster wylder
>>538000858550 murk
>>537999774You don't need to tell us you're pedophile
>>538000858Garbage. And stop playing griefer builds.
>>538001498But you don't understand, Sens NEEDS to play FTH Raider!
2/3 all bosses
>>538001595He can do whatever he wants I blocked his annoying ass
>>538001498I'm going to double down on my griefer builds just to spite you
>>538001947You don't sound insecure at all
>>538001938I think I might be the first person xhe blocked all because sour grapes and getting carried.
>>537997187duchess main and I would never touch a woman with a bmi above 15
>>537955867/tranny/i/trannie/i/troon/i/terr/i/sneedger/i/mush/i/yys/i/bbc/i/bwc/i/bi bi ci/i/even doe/i/dsg/i/dee ess gee/i/slurmy/i/yurm/i/yemmy//zuk/i/for the blocklist/i/do you look like this/i/i look like this/i/raj/i/trannison/i/look like this/i/sycjs/i/wraff/i/rass it up/i/poltard/i/black cock/i/black men/i/brony/i/nigger/i/sneed/i/gennie/i/dragonirian/i/schizoid/i
>>538002482>some of those filtersJust say you're a sensitive pussy and like censorship? There's always discord and reddit for you sis.
>>538002927i like when people talk about the video game i'm playing and don't go on 200 post streaks of actual preteen tier nonsensebut u do u homie
>other anon left the eternal 2/3 It's over...
even dough
didnt know these dropped smithing 2s
Does Any else have an AMD card and use its replay feature to capture clips at 1080p setting? If so, why is it never actually exactly 1080 and always something weird like x 1082p or 1088p?
>>538003102im 2/3 for ed dog/heolstor
>>538003146you can get stonesword keys from the first chest outside a fort near the entrance steps (the kind that has the abductor virgin/lordsword commander) but no one ever checks it
gg gigadel
>>538003474Yeah, I'm the other one.
>>538003625ggi kept lagging so bad
>>538002927It's not that he belongs to discord, it's moreso that you belong to a padded room
These guys went to the city and brought me a grafted sword day 1
4 more days lads
Is Night of the Lord worth taking on Recluse?
people really hate the side pogo but my god what a gamethink I'll play Nier Automata finally todayi sure hope the 6 total rounds I need left for rememberances + one everdark for sigils for shop relics don't bite me in the ass when deep drops but I don't see how since relics can't negate curse dungeon levels of you died.
>>538005457It's funny, since it allows you to use any flask combination you want, but not good at all.
>>538005457trying to fish for a specific element out of that is a nightmare, but I could see it being useful on ED caligo since you have plenty of time to get the right cocktail before the next crystal bomb
ggi once again accidentally took flask over time and fucked myself. nice phase skipping tho
why isn't anyone queuing
>>538006502wombo combo'd gigadel gg ez
geeg hotdog, easy peasy lemon squeezy
>>538006561It’s 7AM on a Friday
>>538006561i completed the game yesterday, as in no everdarks left
gg rev and wylder anons
>>538007547gg
It's been weeks and the rewards from Augur's raid is still bugged
>>538008228what's bugged about it?
Gonna queue
x x x triple x rated
>>538008608Would've liked to know whoose corpse that was if you're playing with the erg phantom password
>>538006561/erg/ doesn't play with troons.
Move>>538008818>>538008818>>538008818
>>538008306everything. It doesn't restore FP
>>537996961>>537996961>>537996961real thread
Raikou is the best.
