Previous: >>537997401>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)8/28 - 9/10: Story Event9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
IT'S HER!NARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
SPE WIFE
>>538022209TOPLOAD
THE GOAT
Playable loli version uma when?
>last month's biggest earner in the club has been flatlining at 400k total fans after resetbwo.... don't make me do it..... please.....
Reposting>>538017392Do they add more cards or useful items other than banners to the friendship points shop?
When's our next gibs?
Gib chill uma club.686345960575
>>538022440>Use up TP30s>Now at nothingKek that happened to me on my 1st acct
quick reminder
>>538022529>chillWe don't do that hereSee >>538022440 who informed us about a monthly quota and yet will pull the trigger by stalking us every single day
>>538022565Artist link?
>>538022625Gib now!
>>538022307
>>538022486when I asked this I was told we don't get anything until some shards in like a year
>Start career>4 people in wit for the first two turns
>>538022661no idea, got it from here
Top rate cutie
>he's still sneething about getting kicked by umadash
>>538022764Oh cool no point in saving then, I'm in dire need of more friend slots. These shards are for star unlocking the characters right?
>>538022514I remember these, do you have more?
remember that some trainees will want more than 3 kids
>>538022920yeah like the gold ship ones we got for her event
>>538023026Thanks anon
>>538022959I have this, and that's it
>>538022565Girls don't like the smell of sweat.
>Two of the big three at Tracen in the game at launch>Third doesn't come out for more than a yearWhat gives?
Croix du Nord will take the prix, trust the plan
>>538023012Good.
>>538023012I need an adult
I've gotten night owl before debut three runs in a row now. I'm the biggest lucklet on the planet apparently
Is Kitasan really this easy?
>>538023237You get cow instead.
Umamusume ugly derby
>>538022209>Full energy>Suddenly get slacker>Triple rainbow speed next turn>Nobody appeared
>>538023353Yes, she even lets you put it in her butt
>>538022225I agree. She is looking good.
>>538023415Pic unrelated of course.
Daiwa Scarlet is NOT a cow.
>>538022852Top rate pussy
>>538022754my autistic wife and her girlfriend
>>538022754Thanks for sharing
>>538023353Yes
>"just run front runner bro if you're brocked you're brocked bro">only front runner>all stats are 200+ higher than all npcs>npcs easily overtake in the last spurt without popping abilities even though they don't even meet the stamina requirementsHow many more excuses are people going to make for the fact the game literally does not fucking work in global
>>538023532Cow wife
>>538023353Is Torena-san really this easy?
>>538023353>>538023738is kitasan dog core
>>538022359WaitI can see their cunny outlines
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>538023742>he fell for the front meme
NEW DAY
>>538023773Yes
>>538023742Sounds like you had less skills than the opposition, perhaps learn some?
>>538022565Do they fight over headpats from torena as well?
>>538023918el condor fatass
>>538023918el gordo pasa....
>>538023842Yeah
>>538023918>el condor fatsa
>>538023842She’s very much an inu musume, yes
Uhhhh human rights?
>>538023648fuck you and the artist, I didn't need to know that
>>538023943It is pretty funny that the shit she yaps in global when you lose acts as if the JP mechanics like showdown and repositioning exist even though we don't have them
>>538022072commit suicide tumblrtroon
>NPC>Not in game>Not in Global>In Global>In Global>Never ever>Not in Global>Not in gameWill we ever get Shinzan and Contrail? It'd be nice to have all the triple crown horses (besides Deep Impact) in Uma.I forgot the image like a retard.
>>538023773Tracen trainers are the easiest guys and girls there are.If you want to get a date quick, just check around there.
>NPC>Not in game>Not in Global>In Global>In Global>Never ever>Not in Global>Not in gameWill we ever get Shinzan and Contrail? It'd be nice to have all the triple crown horses (besides Deep Impact) in Uma.
>>538023237you need to shut up and take it
>Be danchode club isn't /uma/ related though>Jobbing, shit rank, 1m fan players join then drop the game>New month, clear the roster>Take club off "free entry">Apparently this discourages new players from even applying>Can deny requests without anyone else being notified >First time I get 10 donations in a day"We" are all gonna make it
>get 3 star>it's witgonna kms
>>538024292>Shinzanno, they've pretty much set a hard limit for playable umas at Kaburaya O/TTG/Maruzensky>Contrailhe's owned by Fujita's best friends so yes
I need a child
>>538024292We’re very likely to get Contrail since that means Tact has her rival and can finally be released from NPC jail. But since it’s Contrail they’ll probably save it for the next half anni or something. Good luck with Shinzan though, I doubt that’s gonna happen
>bwo save your carats for half-anni banner >summer maru is meta defining for 6.9 years>the banner is all spark so you can spark any uma you want>it's also rate up so you'll fill out your roster in the process of sparking >it's the most currency efficient banner to hoard forAll this gaslighting for a paid only banner? Holy shilling.
Digitan LOVE
>>538024226In that picture the trainer said he just marry Danstu Flame for her money and have never loved her. She broke down crying signing the paper saying despite all that she still love him.I hope you have a shit day
>>538024415Thank god our family has strong legs in our genetics.
>>538024538the paid banner is a different banner
>>538024538>Tosho poster is retarded
>>538023958They shouldnt, toreina-san has two hands after all
>>538024492
>get spurt and long S during classic year inspo>2 night owls, migraine, failed two sub 15% training>trash rainbows both summers>even the spark is trashI'm tired chief...
>>538023918she is NOT that big
>>538024485>no, they've pretty much set a hard limit for playable umas at Kaburaya O/TTG/MaruzenskyThey could possibly make her an NPC like St Lite.
Do umas marry their trainer straight out of graduation or do you think some of them will wait a few more years?
>100k while jobbingbwos
>>538024694You need to learn how to settle otherwise you will be seething all week.
DAILY RACE-MOONLIGHT SHO DE WA-HAAAII, TAIKI SHUTTLE DEEESU
St Lite is close to 100 years old btw
>>538023757
>>538024687
>speed isn't even cappedHOW THE FUCK DO I LOSE TO THAT
DAILY RACE-MOONLIGHT SHO DE WA-Ha. Narita Brian.
>>538024764When the fuck do umas graduate anyways? Maruzensky has her goddamn license so she's at least 20.
>>538024538it's not paid. It's also not rateup
Your club will never be this sovl
>>538024745well yeah
>>538024090Toreinas are not even allowed to fall in love properly...
>>538023918>Average american hispanic
>>538024526Tact and Contrail need to be together so Almond Eye can whoop that ass
>>538024886Did your stam skills proc? Usually it's that.
>>538024886umamusume is a coinflip game.
>>538024976she's not brown and 1.40m tall
>>538023918Latinx women the moment they turn 19
>>538024886taurus cup ended weeks ago bwo...
Skill that debuffs your wit when
>>538024226Don't worry anon, she's in a better place now with a better trainer
Kitasan love
>no one is questioning why haru urara is in tracenThat's weirdShe's legitimately the worst horse in the game
>>538024764Why would they wait?
How do skills like Trick work? it says>Slightly increase fatigue for rushed runners aheaddoes that means it's pretty much useless most of the time? because runners being rushed is not that common
I wonder if the "marriage age is at 18" law the nips have applies to umas
Treat your Astron Machan well.
Post Vodka mum
>>538025530who?
>>538025418it happens more often than you realize, especially with sub-400 witlets. you just don't get a notification on what's happening to other trainer's umas
>>538025332It's probably Rudolph using her power as the Stuco Prez to keep her in.
>>538025554Vodka mum
>>538025332part of the DEI initiative
anyone got that debuffer deck template again
>>538025554
Dantsu when
>>538025568Crown wearing uma that wants everyone to buy her plushie.
>>538025332her profile on official page said the admission office fell for her optimism. But surely there are other barely g3 level jobber at tracen
>>538024907When they get married
thingken of dantsu tits
>>538025795>But surely there are other barely g3 level jobber at tracensounds of earth
>>538025201I don't understand reeeeeeee
What should she cook?
You guys always say Kitasan is boring and her anime is shit.
>>538025201Heh she's really in love
>>538025896Sound of Earth ran in G1. That's league above no name jobber
>>538025989that's because she is and it is
why IS hopeless stakes so retarded? Is it because you have 18 races and it breaks the uma AI or some shit? because it is retarded.
>>538025979Let her cook!
Thank you Cygenerous I retained class 6
Vodka is okay but I'm more into Tanino Gimlet
>>538025663SSR RaisuSR Marvelous SundaySR Naisu NeitchaSR AgnesSR Ikuno DickbuttR Rudolph the Forbidden One
>>538025530Sorry but she didn't join my team yet
>>538025790I like Aston Martin One-77
Do green skills get added to your stats pre-aptitude S calculations? Cause that would be a bigger increase than the base 60
>>538025790Is that an umamusume? Never head of
wew
>>538026223they get added during the race so after everything else
>>538025989S3 is shit, game Kita is cute
>>538024492You're not gonna do something terrible to them right??
>>538026115
I have been looking up stallion cocks of the umas in game.
So you wanna be a trailblazer?Kickin' dirt like a hell raiser?
>>538026152>ikumno>frenzied>trickbvo...?
huh????????
>>538026115>3 stars off from unlocking her>Have to pray that Tazuna's mystery shop is merciful
>>538024538Paid banner is a one tenner thing similar to the paid make debut banner we have light now
>>538025784>All the fanarts I'm seeing about Flame is making me think she's a hard for (you) umaIf cygames doesn't make her a for (you) uma I will get really mad
>>538023738Why is she trying to ruin Tazuna's relationship?
Got my first 3* spark and A+ at the same time bros, I’m really happy it was with El too since she’s my favorite
>Three campaigns a week minimum since launch>Still zero instances of 5-uma training to complete the missionWhy do the Goddesses hate me, bros?
>t-t-t-t-torena san! w-why do you have y-your…t-thing out!?!? a-and w-what are you doing with that picture of me!?!!!!
>>538026552teio staring at mayano lying on the ground naked
>>538023738Can I fuck Kitasan Black (loli)?
>>538025989In game Kitasan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anime Kitasan
>>538026643>gets straightaway spurt in case the spark shows upCongratulations you tryhard
>>538025989Because her season is terrible>Duramente written out (makes sense because that DID happen but now she has no rival)>None of the new horses appear much throughout the season, completely wasted>Kitasan's friend Diamond also doesn't appear much and despite diamond gushing about Mcqueen they don't interact once>TeamSpica barely thereNice Nature getting screentime is nice but why was she more important coaching Kitasan than her own trainer?It's like watching a filler episode, nothing that happens matters and is there to fill empty space.
has an accelerated schedule ever been good for any gacha
>>538026552>his uma doesn't hot bod train (naked) and then pass out on the floor.
>>538025776>>538025592>>538025787Nice
>>538024886You just beheld the emperor's divine might and got put in your commoner place.
I love all Kitasan’s equally
i saw an AI written fanfiction of goku training kitasan black in a /v/ma threadhttps://pastebin.com/Jq38976f
I am the best uma umusume racer here
>>538026115Cute
We have the best fan artists desu
>>538027089Matikanefukukitaru...
Prepare to say bye to your virginity
Mayano Top Feet
>>538026149I'm more into oyakodon
send help..
>>538027257Sorry but Kiryuin Aoi has already taken it.
>>538026621In love and war everythings is fair
>>538026664why, my peenus weanus of course :)hahah! :Dit's my weeeeeeenus peanus! :) hahahwhat are you doing with that picture of me? - my answer is, of course, my peanus weanus :Dhahaha!
>>538026664I am MASTURBATING
Oh boy, thank you Taishin! I LOOOOOVE the spark system! This really makes me want to keep playing!
>>538027335Last night, I did two Creek runs and she jobbed the second Arima Kinen, twice.What's your setup?
I WANNA ROLLI WANNAI WANNAI WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA
>>538027257Brian has already made a proper woman of me.
>>538027296lewd navelingus with mayano haha wouldn't that be funny h-haha
>>538027229Cute
>>538027257and your pelvis
>>538027534Whenever you can't resist the urge, just blow a ticket on a banner you really want.
>>538027658Dude that's wasting your luck
>struggle to hit speed goals even running 4/2
>>538027257Sorry Donna but I'm used goods
which cards are good for Mile CM? Any generic accels this time other than El's?
Why the fuck does Goldship almost always job at tenno sho springWhat the fuck are you doing girl, you're over the stat checks and everything
>>538027502she doesn't job careers, just a couple races every now and then, it's just about not getting the sparks i want
You'd fuck Kitasan anyway because she's got no standards.
>even if every slacker were to be on-curve for fan quota my club would only be ranked in the 80sDang this month sure is a lot tougher. Wondering if I should just start doing 5m+ a day of just Maruzensky fan runs.
>>538027229I love this artist and his face hugger umas
>>538027862lollmao evenmy dick is only for duramente's exclusive use
>>538027807>your triple crown killer
>>538027862You need to be a trainer so at least she has some
FUCK YOU CYJEWS
What if I don't like Kitasan?
I feel extremely faggoty when playing mayano careers. The fucking toreiner-san keeps refusing all her advances>Let's sleep together!>Let's get in the hot springs together!>Hold me and kiss me!>Let's promise to get married after I win career!
Why are the Mejiros a family clan while the Naritas basically do not interact or acknowledge each other at all?
anyone got the link to the spreadsheet of debuffer decks againgod why aren't these catalogued in the op
when is the ALL-UMA banner again?during Kitasan trainee rateup?
>>538028075I'm just seething that it's always tenno sho springI wouldn't mind if it fucks with triple crowns, I can just run another career, I am austistically seething that IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING TENNO SHO SPRINGGO JOB AT EARLIER RACES WHERE YOU'RE NOT OVER STATCHECKS, YOU STUPID ASS HORSE
>>538026256It will be a while before we see her.
>>538028323if you are brocked, you are brocked
>first month uma global>torenas focus on just winning URA Finale and team trials stuffs>torenas were having fun back then>CM released>torenas burned out, now URA Finale feel like a chore to do>next CM is long>...uma magic is now gone forever, thanks chammi.
>>538026828I'm gonna guess you watched the show in 2x speed because nothing you said happened that way
>>538028323this but with sprinters at sprinter stakes
>>538028519and yet you had the option to be a positive force in this general or a doomer and you chose the latter.
I used umalator to compare two Daiwa's for CM and was really surprised at the result. The right Daiwa is uma 2 and apparently better than the left one? But left one has 3 gold recoveries and much higher power and speed
Welcome to my sniffing room, gentlemen.
>>538028519I've been a goldship main since day one so this just feels like another day on the track desu. Long is life. Sprint and mile too short. Not interesting. Medium too popular and easy for all uma. Long is just right.
>>538028653the gaslightlator always assumes all your skills will proc
i love uma pits
>>538027916I wonder how the trainers take their shower with their Umas face hugging them
>Nice Nature post>It's vantablack doomer coal
>>538028787>Beat a horse in a race.>Force her to walk back home barefoot.You're a cruel man, anon.
>>538028787Was there ever an explanation why you get their shoes when you beat them?
>>538025989S3 haters are retards who either never watched it and got their opinions from twitter or did but barely paying any attention. there was an anon the other day who had no idea why Kita went to talk with Nice Nature despite their first conversation literally telling you why
>>538028873Nice Nature isn’t into black stallions
>Would let you hit right away if you beggedKitasan BlackMaruzenskyTaiki ShuttleNice NatureMatikanetannhauserEl Condor Pasa (forma de umamusume A)Rice Shower (you think she's this but she's actually tier 3)>Insists on a date and a movie first but weak to pressureKing HaloMayano Top GunTokai TeioDaiwa ScarletNarita TaishinMejiro RyanDoto>Absolutely not without at least months of going steadySymboli RudolphTamamo CrossAir GrooveVodkaSilence SuzukaMejiro McQueen (she thinks she's this but actually she's in the first tier)Mihono Bourbon (you think she's this but actually she just rapes you out of the blue)>leads you on and always flirts but will only let you hit on HER termsCurren ChanSeiun Sky (but easily made tier 2 by a proactive toreina)T.M. Opera O (thinks she's this but is actually tier 1)>easy to trick into sexHaru UraraSakura Bakushin OMachifukuTwin Turbo>rapes you out of nowhere one dayGold ShipSuper CreekGrass WonderAgnes TachyonNarita BrianSatono Diamond (she's gentle, don't worry)>umacelSmart Falcon>loves food too much to have sexOguri CapSpechud
>>538029098Taste testing
Wtf single paid pull finally did something
>>538022209THE ONE
>mood down random eventalright fine i'll recreation>mood down random eventalright fine i'll just train and deal with it>mood down random eventalright fine i'll consider the run over
the only thing that annoys the shit out of me about chanmi is that I want to use my daily borrows on breed projects and not aces, but ace borrowing is always optimal because it's your breedstock vs. the entire world.
>>538029213And she shows up instantly in the random home screen rotation
>>538028904It's the complete opposite, my dear anon. She's very happy about getting to run a lap barefoot.
>>538029213>he doubted
>>538028323Yeah I've been spark running with Diawa for a bit and the spring tenno sho is a massive roadblock to perfect runs, that and the Mile Championship
>>538028904You princess carry the defeated uma to your bed, you silly!
>>538029213Eclair cause she’s filled with my cream
Oguribros...I'm not liking what I'm seeing in cinderella grey recently....
>>538029315C.B. is so cute
What triggers the fan bravo from director after URA finals?
how fucked am I for GeminiI think I'm going to regret picking Slipstream over Deep Breaths
>>538029468friendship with the director
>>538029468maxed director friendshipsame with the reporter giving you +5 to all stats
>>538029315Mr. Cock Balls....
>>538029450Did you not obey your master?
>>538029098To take a whiff, duh
>>538029468the what what?
>>538029172Dia is a trainer rapist?
>>538029460You're also cute, anon. I hope you pull C.B. early when she comes out in the future.
>>538028519what's particularly frustrating about it is the supposed learning curve. how the fuck am i supposed to understand anything about the game when everything is so goddamn coinflippy?>my 1200/1100 uma loses against an uma with 800/900 but with 600 wit>train another uma that's 1000/1000 but 550 wit>loses all the time even though skills always proc now>to umas with 200 wit but 1200 speedi don't fucking get it. was it luck? or was my horse actually outclassed that time?and most advice is given by people who are just as lost but either don't get it or are malicious i can't tell at this point
>>538029213post this in umagram bwo
>mcqueen jobs early>200 stamina>2* stamina 3* long>goldship/rudolf/mayano URA finale>1k+stamina>1* gutsI don't get itI really don't
Practice x is the most useless buff/debuff ever. It doesn't actually change your fail value. It might as well be still 50/50 (99%) failure rate. Only Tazuna/Aoi actually modify these values.
>>538029752retard
>>538029758retard
>there's no classic gyaru slut uma>Only zoomer gyaru umasFeels bad man.
>>538029172>Super Creek rapes you out of nowhere one dayShe's probably into softdom. It would be an interesting kind of rape.
>>538029735RNG giveth, RNG taketh. Sometimes there is just nothing you can do, no matter how well you build your horse.
I'm going to roll for Nakayama Festa to add more coinflips to the coinflips on top of coinflips
>summer>no one on speed, stam and wit
Should I sacrifice a speed card to bring 1LB Tazuna to help Golshi not be such a moody bitch?
>>538029450I didn't even like what I saw in the animeAfter I finished it was, I just left confused why they even picked this jobber horse to even make an anime about.The season not only starts with her eating shit (ok whatever, standard shonenshit affair) but also literally ends with more shit eating. Wtf lmao.Why do they pick these loser horses for every single one of their media spinoffs?Honestly, after seeing that S1, S2, the OVA and CG all being various levels of humiliation rituals, I think the people in charge of planning the shows just have some kind of humiliation fetish.Are you telling me it gets even worse?
>>538029172What even is an umacel
>>538029981i know. i wish it would at least tell me when it was rng that i lost to though. so i could understand if i did anything wrong
>>538029735The fact that we only get 3 borrows per day make this shit even more frustrating as fuck.
>>538030039>summer>they're all on guts 3 times in a row
>>538030074>Why do they pick these loser horses for every single one of their media spinoffs?See: anime S3.
>>538030136Smart Falcon cant score and she's in the friendzone
>>538028318>>538028318>>538028318FUKN HELP U GUYS KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUTRIGHT???????
>>538030136YABBA DABBA UUUUUUUUU MADOL
>>538029948Maruzensky and Gold City are both gyaru-ish.
>>538030136
>>538030272She's just like /uma/....
>>538030319https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SYe67CJLQe8UM4N6TFLkKUgwhwTQMTC3KyTYJVjb_MI/htmlview#gid=409776400
I hate you /uma/You're good sometimes though
>>538027257They all had me, even Urara and you want to marry me!?
does affinity matter for white spark inheritance?
>>538030369They are too nice. Where's my ugly tan, leopard print underwear, weird lipstick.
>>538030424I KNEEL...
I hate Teio /uma/She's bad always
I love Teio /uma/She's good always
I want to fuck TeioThat's the post
WIFE SQUADASSEMBLE!
>>538030596Fuck you don’t insult my daughter
I'm apathetic towards Teio /uma/She's mediocre always
>>538030074>special week, teio and oguri are loser horsesIs winning at least 5 G1s the bare minimum for the horse to not be a loser in your mind?
>>538030502rudolf looks like THAT???
This is the run, I can feel it
slutty but kind gyaru umas that would let me creampie her out of pity
>>538030457That's true love
hopefully i didnt get psyopsed by this thread
>>538030687those are children
Clubs please advertise I need one
>>538030725Apply "Slacker".
I want to lick Topcuns armpits, its worth bricking my account by pulling 40x
>>538030687I would with everyone except Urara, she's too retarded
>>538030074They could make an anime about Rudolph but it wouldn't be very exciting since she just fucking wins everything. A horse like Oguri who has both ups and downs to their career makes for a more interesting story.
kek
As soon as I get the skills and aptitudes I want for CM, my uma starts failing 6% trainings. I can go a whole run hitting 30% risks successfully, but then Creek won't finish her event chain.I'm tired, bros. I want this CM to be over so I can enjoy the game again.
>>538030725>mood down>mood down>fail training>mood down>-5 everything>practice pooryou're welcome
>failed 4 trainers>Glue?
>>538030270Kitasan lost a lot all through his career too bro, by that definition then they're all losers despite all protagonist being massive winners
Which one should I run?
>>538030929>>538031051Oof
>>538028904Not sure about that
>>538030935No one's forcing you to grind other than your pride and need for a title. You can easily go to open league but you're too prideful for that.
>Mood remains great>Mood remains great>Mood down >Double/Triple rainbowYOU FUCKING SOILED IT
>>538030074nigger it's about telling a compelling story, horses like Oguri Cap THE GOAT and Narita Top Road allow for better storytelling because they had ups and downsif you want a pure shonen action anime go watch something else dumb motherfucker
>>538030929>>538031051It's cooked bro, sorry
>>538030725no rainbows for you
I hate the zodiac cups so fucking much
>>538029172The goo goo babies play can go wrong so easily if she's horny enough
>>538030929>>538031051>non-Front debut race
>>538031061>lost a lot>literally only 2 non top-3 finishes and 12,2,3 1-2-3 finishesIf that's losing a lot is any uma ever winning?
>>538030875Retards make good wives
>>538030705I think people tend to forget that Umas are based on real horses with actual careers and the stories portrayed in the series aren't just completely fictional but are also historical in nature.
>>538030929>>538031051trainer issue
niggas really go to jbis and say "this horse won/lost a lot therefore are a bad protagonist" without looking at the whole journey
>mood down>triple rainbow appears>mood great>no rainbowsso that's how it's gonna be huh
DO YOU NEED 3 OR FUCKING 2 GOLD RECS YOU FUCKING SCAMMERS A 2 REC JUST DUMPSTERED MY DAIWA
>>538031348special chud set a lot of expectations for losing
>>538031348Special Week's caree was also like that, Teio's career was also like that, NTR's career was also like that, Pokke's career was also like that, and Oguri's career was like that too. all current protagonists had their ups and downs.
>>538031504>he fell for it/ourhorse/ wins again baby
not like this...
I like King Halo. But I really fucking hate that her Goals are spread all over the fucking place. Yea just run every single sort of Distance please
if I'm gonna run a parent deck, what are good cards to targetlike that groundwork shit
Who is the best pace chaser and/or front runner for gemini cup? I give up on trying to get spurt on my goldship.
>>538026664MEN HAVE NEEDS DOBER YOU BEING A MAN-HATER BITCH DOES NOT CHANGE THAT
>>538031504maxed speed always has a chance to win, unlike the alternate
>>5380315043 golds requires playing with agemasen cards so I made a decent ace lineup with just 2 golds first and now I've shifted to aiming for 3
>>538029172>the list is expandedgood
>>538022072who's the artist?it's cute
>>538030927A Rudolf anime would only be good if it didn't actually focus on Rudolf herself, but one of the underdogs trying to desperately squeeze out a win against her, like Katsuragi Ace.Pic related is a doujin adaptation of the '84 Japan Cup that sadly hasn't been, and most likely never will be, scanned.
>>538030725you see that 2% failure stamina training?
>good mood>do recreation on a no rainbow turn>Karaoke>mood up Career Event (the event where you Umapyoi with Aoi)>random Trainee Mood Down event>four rainbow in one training next turn
I can see why shit like gook leveling is so popular, morons just want the dopamine of always seeing the protagonist win or else they're jobbers, frauds and every modern term they know
shes so good when she procs her ult at that exact spot
Cyjews need to accelerate fasterI want to pull for NTR already
>>538031218>if you want a pure shonen action anime go watch something elseThis series has literal dragon ball auras and muh spooky shadowed faces broYou literally have no idea what you're talking about. It does NOT get more shonenshit than this>>538030705I mean...Yeah?Sort of?If you're bothering to make an anime series at alllet alone one with enough mewing and spic shonen level aura farming like cindarella gray, maybe pick some horse who's biggest accomplishment in a full season isn't a single G2 race?If you want to go the underdog route and make a hecking wholesome ganbatte show, then pick an ACTUAL underdog like Urara and not Oguri who gets gassed up as some prodigy "beast" despite going absolutely nothing of note.As it stands it's just laughable. The narrative dissonance in these shows is insane. It's like watching a full show focused entirely on yamcha.
>>538031590Nah, NTR and Pokke careers are not so glamorous (by uma standards) compared to the others mentioned that they can be called losers if you stretch it, even though they are the top of the crop by irl standards
Katsuragi Ace is the real shonen protagonist of uma anyway
Hey
I will admit, that bit in the Cinderella Gray anime where Oguri Cap dominates in a race and it makes it look like she's racing in the Derby with the other big shots only for it to be Symboli Rudolf's imagination and Oguri Cap actually dominated some random G2 was absolutely kino.
>>538032167good bait
>>538032087WHERE IS ... urara..?
>>538031384>be born as a cute uma>have world class ambitions>want to win the triple crown>have urara's genes
>>538032346flatty taishin
>>538027423Canon event btw. If you date Aoi and get the onsen ticket in the same run, Aoi will SNEK her way into your pants and drag you to the hot springs before your uma's hot springs event.
>>538032346btfo
they already peaked with teio, it's only downhill from here
>>538032087I am going to Urara
>>538031384that's a big baby, is she having quintuplets
>>538032249Based and Ace pilled.
KEK
>>538031504I dunno uma is a highroll gameWitgod was planning for a possible failed gold recover + debuffers, but feels like you can just run two recovers with better skills and just highroll the people playing safe.
>>538032167>waah waah why can't the protagonist be undefeated gigachad you're indian or a gookpick one
>>538032280That's been my favorite moment so far, Rudolf is a total bitch in the anime though
>Look up how the Pisces cup went since it’s my zodiac sign >”The hellgate was opened”>3200m, rain, bad track conditions Fuuuuuuck
DUDE
>>538032167>aura farming>completely warped view of the prestige of graded racesYou do you zoomie
>>538032462get back to me when Teio gets animated squirting 3 liters of pussy juice in one go
>>538032087How the fuck did Urara get into Tracen Academy anyway? Isn't it supposed to accept only the best of the best and incredibly talented and promising honses? Now that I think about it, Special Week didn't seem to have any problems either, even though she had never met another uma before.
>>538032346
>>538032701Everyone loves Urara.
/Uma/ Club might have a spot in 48 hours if that’s your >>538030814 speed (or any other anon’s in a bad random club since we don’t want to joink you from another /here/ club)
>>538028787tfw missed the first 3
>>538032462teio's casual outfit is actually kind of badly coordinated, color-wise
>>538032701You forget that Tracen is also chock full of mob umas.
>>538032701Tracen is still a school/university, Urara is financed by the support of her fans
Reminder that straightaway spurt is a wit check and there's a 25% chance your golshi is just going to eat shit on that final and there's nothing you can do about it.
Best I could do with my f2p shit deckshe inherited spurt spark so that's nice
>>538032701Urara supposedly impressed the interviewers with her positivity. Special needs doesn't count because that was before the background lore got solidifed
>>538031504>He fell for the gaslightDUDE I AM ACTIVELY FIGHTING THESE MISINFO FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS NOW1200 AND 2 GOLD RECOVERY1000 AND 3 GOLD RECOVERYYOU ARE GIVING UP SPEED/ACCEL SKILLS BY TAKING EXTRA FUCKING RECOVERY FOR NO REASON
>tazuna didn't want to date before classic new yearI will bang my trainee then
>>538032701DEI initiatives in admissions
>>538032846cancer cup is gonna be so funny, that one is an actual wit check
My wife Tachy is so beautiful...
>>538032540She's just following rules and she helped pave the way for future Uma put in the same position
>>538032701Nepobaby from Nippo Teio
Has there been a chart made yet of horse girl popularity demographics? Some horse girls are more popular with some age/gender combinations than others while some horse girls have very broad appeal. Stay Gold for example seems to appeal mainly to older guys while Haru Urara seems to have a very broad appeal.
everything will be fine as long as your Golshi hit 1200 speedspurt is just there to make you win harder
>>538031907https://x.com/milkkirie/media
Daiwa OP? As expected of #1!
>>538032701everyday until you like it
Anyone else sometimes get the urge to bully an uma?
>>538031504I already told you niggers you will always lose to a 1100 speed, 1100 stamina + 2 gold recovery horse if you have barely 1000 speed and running 3 gold recovery but>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED 1200 STAMINA AND MAX RECOVRYINO Retards
Is there an uma height chart or table? I heard there's a bust chart.
>>538033057>She's just following rulesYeah, that's what the Nazis said too.
>>538032701Would you tell her, that her daughter cant enroll at Tracen?
>>538033053
>>538033162
>>538033074what does that expression mean?
>>538033420'w'
>>538033420she released a huge fart
>>538033193yeah. in GametoraVodka won btw
>>538033162Recently I've had the urge to bully Tokai Teio by continuously giving her pussy blissful stimulation with my fingers and tongue until she squirts enough pussy juice for me to get my daily 8 glasses
>>538033312What's with gooks and their obsession with making fanart filled with illwill? It's always them making most of these stuff across every fandom
>>538033193https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/characters/rankings/threesize/height
>>538033548they are a deeply repressed and unhappy society
>"hmm ill show my coworker that umage (haha get it cause uma and image)">"hmm i cant find that image, but it should he on the boorus">open booru>scroll down a bit>my face and coworker face when raw riceshower cunny on full displayKill me>
>>538033548Coreans are barely human. I lose respect for all anons who post Corean artwork or play Corean games.
>>538033623likely story
i hate wh*les so much bwos it's unreal
>>538033623bro..... you are gonna get fired
I'm the only one here that's going to roll for No Reason.
>>538033057>harasses kitahara>poaches his trainee>refuses to do anything for oguri until there's media pressureJust following the rules bro
>>538026419And your conclusions from your research?
>>538033623share it with your boss
umas for this feeling?
>>538033706i wish she would harass me sexually
>>538032280true
God is good
>>538033783
>>538033528>>538033596Thank you
>>538033548Same reason why they like giving their movies brutal downer endings, I guess.
>regular teio is consistently my highest ranking career, usually ends up in the 12000s which is really good for me, most of my umas are high 10k/low 11k>get anime teio off a free daily pull yesterday>three careers, all borrows>all B+i don't get it
>>538033548Practicing freedom of expression in art unlike some other country
>>538033783Grass
>>538033273She is an important and successful alumni ofc her daughter can enroll on the communication scholarship.
>>538033623incoming promotion
You guys don't understand what it means to be in Tracen Academy. Don't underestimate horse girl racing!
>>538033827
>>538033623now go show HR and post link here
>>538033548You would too if browsing porn were illegal in your country.
how important is grandparent farming
sorry broI stole your turf S and long S
>no green skills worth a shit>failed a double rainbow staminaso close to be godly run fuck
>>538034070die
How do I get lots of event points quickly? I only have about 100k and I want to max out the card.
>>538029213Too bad it just got you a camwhore.
>>538034206play career bwo
>fast learner>S long>S turf>Creek didn't show up after 1st eventKill me
is there greater suffering?
>>538034070that makes two of us
>>538034206Use supports and trainee with event point bonus
https://files.catbox.moe/5m1zac.png
>>538033548yeah I wondered the same every time I saw that image, I guess they're just fucked in the head. Their porn is also like 90% ntr stuff
>>538034070can you steal my virginity next?
>>538034324get that extra power bwo
>>538034376nah i already got one
>>538034346wrong hole
>>538034324click ityou will NOT say no to 41 power
>>538034253What does bwo mean? Anyway, will blasting through career with Bakushin O repeatedly work? The support cards I have add up to about 50% event bonus.
>>538034123whats the points of professor of curvature on a long endcloser, wont it get wasted on the first corner early race?
>>538034324Take it anyways, look at the +41 power
>>538033683i know it's said they're funding the servers and all feels like cope a bit but most people i've met in real life who've whaled in gacha were quite insufferable
you get to have sex with kitasan but only if you've never talked shit about her anime before
I've been getting conflicting information, do I NEED 1200 stam for gemini or can I squeeze by with less (I have 3 gold recoveries regardless)
>>538034558its over
>>538034558i've never talked shit about it because i've never watched it. free sex
i think dirt shoes are good because you sort of force people to press it twice a day or theyll eventually run out of it
>>538033683why bwo they love and put lots of money into the game
>>538034346right hole
>>538033683Hate 'em cuz u ain't 'em.
>>538034598depends how much less, 3 gold recoveries is enough if you have 900+ stam
>>5380345981200 stamina was a psyop by /uma/
>>538034558>never watched the anime nor will ieasy
>>538034558I already have an umawife, thanks.
>>538034598you NEED 1200 stamyou NEED 600 gutsyou NEED 3 recoveriesyou NEED standard distanceyou NEED Long S
>TT>Taurus Platinum opponent>4-1Uhhh I thought the title meant you were extremely good and skilled at this game? You are not telling me it was all just luck...
Would your wife from another franchise be friends with your uma wife?
Be honest, are (You) gonna make it for gemini? (yes/no)
>>538033548>What's with gooks and their obsession with making fanart filled with illwill?>implying all white and latinx artist aren't into edgy shit as welllook what diving into pixiv 24/7 does to a mf
Trust the Witler
my trainee raped me today
give it to me straightcan I win with non-fronts in Cancer?
>>538034686I'm hitting 1200 super consistently, I stop at like 1140 with 5-10 turns of training left so I'll stop around 1k and just let the bonus points get her wherever and dump the rest into speed and wit, thanks mate
>>538034831i fucked up badly bros i have 1600 and i took fucking cooldown
>>538033548They have the longest unbroken chain of being enslaved by others, of course it would make gooks so full of hatred.
>>538034832Maybe you shouldn't have been asking for it then, whore.
>>538034558I'd rather have happy sex with Dia instead, so S3 is still shit.>inb4 same rules applyI can sway her by saying how good the Genesis and Dreamcast consoles were
I raped my trainer today
>>5380345981400 stamina+guts and 2 gold
>actually really bad run>ass stats>ass mood>wins ticket>?????
>>538031504>Taking one race as a reason why this is badYou go by an average. race a lot.I did 40~ room matches yesterday and my 1050 speed 1050 stamina 3 gold rec won most.But ideally your main ace has 2 recovery, your back up ace has 3 recovery for stabilizing when everyone low rolls to get the win.
>>538034994every fucking time its always the shittiest runs that get it
Is this good enough? I fucking hate doing her career mode and if this cuts it then I just want to be done with herMy only gripe with the run is that McCunt fucked off and never showed up for her 3rd chain event
>>538034830What is this gesture supposed to convey?
should i even keep borrowing kitasan? or do i just borrow mcqueen and put some cope speed sr from my own deck instead
Keep posting King Halo
does target in sight not proc if my uma is the favorite?
>>538035073>borrow mcqueen???mlb mcqueen is free dude
Could've been a full on ace if I got S Long, but managed to roll Stamina Eater, so I am thinking she'll be an alright hybrid ace.What do you guys think, do you think hybrid aces also need S tier distance?
>>538034840Just pick an ace in whatever style you want and 2 nukes for front runners and bee urself.
>>538034497'that' image told me to get it. was that a shitpost?
>>538035073>borrow mcqueenwhy
Think for yourself.
post big energy bars
>>538035186what tf do you have 600 wit for
>>538035254gold recovery stam card
>>538035186thats not enough power
>>538035086I have finally done it
>>538035186>583 power with firm conditionsGlue i'm afraid
Surely there's no way to catch up to gold ship's early spurt.
>>538035181
>>538035280No. I need the approval of others so I can blame them when I lose.
>>538032346She’s all ears
>>538034802>1100/1200 Long S Golshi with no spurt>similar front with no groundwork>similar daiwa for the meme>backup Taishin for the meme>backup McQueen for double-end TaishinI just don’t know bro. My brain says maybe but my heart says neigh
>>538035064it means, "mating today is ok"
>>538035073borrow spechud and go pacechasers
>>5380352803 gold recoveries, at least 2 late race/last spurt inherited uniques, at most 1 relevant green skill. No groundwork. 1200 Speed and 1000 stamina. Only A affinities.
>>538035163it will proc if the horse itself is #1 favorite
Umas that bring this energy?
>>538034781I don't think so, she's catty
>>538034813I barely interact with the western social sites so haven't seen much western art in the first place, but what I see generally have sexual connotations with the edginess, which I can understand. But there's a lot of korean stuff that's just filled with pure malice, that's not used as a way to satisfy some kink
HOLY GROOVES
>>538035390
>>538035560Mr CB, Maruzensky.
>>538035560seeking the pearl
>>538035296Compared to 300 wit, 18% more chance of proccing skills, 12% faster on hills, of which there is two in tenno sho spring, generally higher base speed multiplier
Which umamusume Got That Dog In Her?
I'm not a whale. I don't have super good MLB Cards, especially SSR ones. Should I just quit Grand League? It seems impossible to make horse with 1000 speed and stamina some good wit and power. A lot of my runs are ruined by luck as well. No rainbows or training failed within 10%. It seems impossible really. Should I just enter Open League? Also, does anyone have a plan for Open League B horses in that case?
>>538035382if the goldship is properly built and didn't whiff a bunch of gold recoveries, you've already lost.
>>538035606
>>538035280AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AN OPPORTUNITY TO BE KIND TO MY PEERS I BETTER BE THE BIGGEST, FAGGIEST PIECE OF SHIT POSSIBLE!!fuck yourself man, lmao
I wish these trainer rape yuri faggots will get bored and leave soon
that's pretty homo of you
Am I not doing enough races to get swinging maestro? Or is Supercreek just racist against Oguri.
>>538035715Open league might unironically be a lot more fun at this point. The biggest gaslight around it is that the people there are even sweatier, which wasn't true at all in Taurus. If anything, it was malicious gaslighting to try and get people to pile into graded.
>>538035668Why is golshi like thishttps://youtu.be/zMTRU4_FIac
>>538035296I am trying out the training strat where you attempt to rest as little as possible. It also has its own benefits:>>538035641>>538035346>>538035334I guess the downside to this is that I literally did not have the bandwidth to do power training once LOL. I thought it was 600 Stam for endclosers, and was close enough, but I guess it is actually 700+ after looking it up just now. Crazy, thanks for pointing that out.
>>538035181>>538035390>>538035606>>538035792There's nothing wrong with a child wanting to be like their parent even if the parent is a generational genius. Cutting the child's dream early on when it becomes clearer they didn't inherit any of the talent that made the parent a genius is a tough decision. But King Halo's mother is still a cunt.
>>538035792
>>538035734I think the twist is going to be that the only time Taishin ever gets to win is when the entire lobby is full of literal npc umas so she can't get blocked and raped by multiple goldships
TEIO WIFE TEIO MAMA
>>538035715I'll enter the B league in graded and if I job that one too I'm just making a broken B rank ace for every distance and will rape open with that
>>538035606>>538035390>>538035181>"King im cheating on your dad and fucking your trainer. I'm telling you to stop racing not because I think you can't make it but because I want you to be as far away from the nasty drama when this house of cards eventually comes to light and everything comes crumbling down."
Taishin is such trash, its incredible.
>>538035942>600 Stammeant 600 power, my bad
>>538036070shut up Umamusume A
>>538036014
>>538036061Assuming her mom is not a widow
>>538031713yaeno + oguri/golshi + whatever you need to hit career goals, i do 2 stam + 2 spd
>>538036029do your best haru!!!
>>538036029seeing urara in the back fills me heartily. good luck haru
>>538035942Power is such a fucking weird stat. I'm running with +63 stam +33 power (and +12 wit but whatever) and the variance on power is anywhere from 700 to 900+ depending on the run.I think it's just down to the trainee event pool and if you get the ones that give the +20 powers but even then, it's just odd.
>try making a debuffer urara>fucking die on JBC sprint in career>all hints rng wasted
>>538036208
>>538036412Cute !!!
>4 STAM cardsCan't even reach 850 by november 3rd year because they all migrate to other sections.You can't beat my luck.
>>538029172Still In Love?
>>538035598How is that button making an indent in the fabric?
>>538036029>Mejiro McQueen with Gold Ships right behind her
>>538036412We won trainertachis
>>538036061>implying there won't be an oyakodonhttps://kemono.cr/fanbox/user/72686365/post/4357231
>>538036414cute and canon
>>538035937gold ship is way too smart for his own good and realized "oh wait, I don't actually have to do anything if I don't feel like it."
How do you even minmax to get the best B grade horse for open league, sounds even tougher
redpill me on sejun sky should i pull or not there no meta front runner until bourbon (s marusenky will get like 1CM before herwaifu horse are gold city but i'm keeping for new year version
Trying to train a taishin ace is draining my clocks at an alarming race. She will just randomly job races, usually by getting blocked, at a WAY higher rate than golshi.
>>538036621
>>538036681Hot
>>538036734why did i get an erection from this
>>538036681GOODBYE HALOIT'S BEEN NICE
>>538036681That one king edit of that one art work of the mother being mating press while your wife is begging you to stop
>they fell for the taishin operation
All my wives in one video.https://youtu.be/FwYvjLa-lPQ
>>538036902Taishin is trash, anon. Give up on her. Just train Golshi. Whatever Taishin does, Gold Ship can do better.
>>538036681Hot and canon
>>538036902I really love the design of Taishin, but her career is brutal and absolutely cursed for me to the point I feel scared.
Which of these is better for Gemini? Kind of pissed because the left was going so well until no one showed up for speed training which meant no Gourmand
>>538035280I think for myself that you're a faggot. How's that?
>>538036681>amazoness pressHOLY FUCK
>>538037109left isn't winning anything with that speed, so right
>>538037061>Whatever Taishin does, Gold Ship can do better.I can just picture Golshi beating Taishin at a rhythm game.
>>538037142Easily the most common position in the umamusume world
>>538035280you forgot your pic
MEJIRO RYAN!
>>538037109>which is better between 675 speed 455 power and 1000 speed 663 powerNigger you 100% already know the answer
>>538037109are you trolling here? go right if not
>>538037109why is this even a question
>>538037289>>538037325>>538037347I just don't know how good green skills are in the grand scheme of things, some people were telling me right isnt going anywhere without appropriate greens
>>538037281I actually don't find her haircut awful, it's eh but nothing to ew about
>>538037434She looks like a toilet brush.
>>538037281I'm yet to see one anon posting her onsen trip with her...
>>538037423>some people were telling me right isnt going anywhere without appropriate greensgreens are nice to have since they are so cheap, but they still give out only a few percentages of increases. they were gaslighting you to glue that build
I finally beat the game
>>538037423greens are just little stat bonuses until groundwork gets involved. the greens on the left are not making up 350 speed and 200 power in any universe.
is a good enough golshie for making into the finals ?
>>538037423single green circle is +40double green circle is +60
>>538037616Remember to use protection
My Late surger tomboy wives, i love them so much!>>538037556I didn't record it.
>>538037724But then she wont get pregnant
>>538037281it's all her fault..........
Teio
>>538037109>which one of these between>unusable trash or>decent to good horseIs this some new epic troll bro? Or do you not know that greens only give +40 (or 60 for double circles) to the corresponding stat?( Look at their icon to see which stat)
>>538037423Green O is +40 to the stat it has the symbol of. (O) is another 20 on top of the original +40 for +60 overall.So left has725 speed495 power591 gutswith your +40s added.There is no other benefit to greens as is. If you have groundwork as a front runner, 3 greens has the added benefit of triggering it.Yes right would have benefited from greens. but they're literal bonus additions.
>>538037556here's mine from weeks ago
>is this good enough for cm>posts gold shipsoulless
>>538037903Based
>>538037913you'll be CRYING for people to post their soulful golshis in CM3 when everyone has fronts.
>>538036902
Why is Kitasan special ?
>>538037913We've not had as much of that this time around. For CM1 it was incredibly tiresome seeing>guys is this ok for CM>*posts Goldshit/Oguri with accel, 1200 speed, 900 stamina, long S and 2 gold recoveries*
>>538037991So... how long until late surgers become meta?
>>538037061
>>538037556I lost one yesterday...
>>538038074Late Surger was already very good in CM1, My Rudolf picked up a bunch of wins.
>>538031168>Only thing forcing you is the desire to succeed at a gameInsightful.
>>538037903It's weird how both Ryan and Ticket have massive boobs. They both are that genki, athletic build in the face.
>no spurtnyo
Thanks Natie-chan
>>538037732cant you rewatch it ? >>538037913never pulled horse waiting for ethier sejun sky or gold city new year >>538037991next one is mile ? >>538038061i mean i barely had 3win in day 2 with this goldshi in CM1 of course i'm asking (probably because of the lack of straight spurt)
>>538038245One's a big crybaby, the other shys away from cute/romantic stuff
>>538038403I Can? Where?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>538038029
>>538038403>no pumping iron>311 wit>no go-home specialistI coulda told you it was bricked.
what's the next story event card you can buy with club points? wondering if grass wonder is even worth upgrading to three stars
>>538038074when theres enough mid game positioning skills
>>538037683>that wityou'll probably whiff recoveries left and right and run out of juicemaybe enough for group B I guess since the barrier to entry is a lot lower
>>538038029she's a big winner from a bad pedigree filled with self esteem issues and it makes people mad enough to say her rivals were weak
>the must absolute utter dogshit trainings I have ever seen in my life>long S / spurtSome of you guys are alright, don't go to Tracen tomorrow.
>>538027257Will she be gentle?
*taps the sign*
anyone else want to contribute to the rp chart with the missing umas?
>>538038456archive > event gallery > click on the uma you want > hot spring
>>538038689Hmmm nyo. My wives are mine alone.
>>538038682
Oguri, call these guys knobheads>>538030596>>538030428
>>538038835that's not Taiki Shuttle....
>>538037913can't wait to harvest your tears after I bring a mile S gold ship to CM3
>Good URA Finale procs>Long S>McFat doesn't even give me her shitty non-goldGoddamn it, I think I'm gonna take my chances with this even if she's a bit of a witlet
>>538038689fuku got squished...
>>538038871Now I seeIt's open league for me. Thanks JPbro
>>538038914dies to my haru
>>538038838I will get them eventually hehe>>538038964some anons don't know how to take sc...
>>538038146Blame developers, uma, not us, it's who made you weaker than free horse.
How come she only gets level 3 on her ult with this many fans but sometimes i can max it on Bakushin with way way less?
>>538039060erm nyo
>>538039121are you friendmaxxing the director in time for the fan fest? you need 3 bars with her + the fan count requirements
>>538038689It was better when you kept the theme of rape with the eyes and what-not.
>>538039121
>>538035335Congrats, anon! Now you just have to win senior year's Arima Kinen for TOTAL KING VICTORY.>>538035181>give up running so you can do a soulless corporate jobFuck this bitch and not in a sexual way.
>>538039229>>538039313Oh that must be it then, i thought it's only a fancount requirement. Ty
>went from not having a single 3* blue spark since launch to two 3* blue sparks within hours of each otherMaybe I should buy a lottery ticket today
>>538035335>NoseAbsolute first-rate race.
air groove did not give hesitant end closers...
>>538037107get fov and saavy = easy mode at least for my late runners
Thank Fuji it's Friday.
>double gold inspirations>still get shit
wowee
I don't quite understand why they added huge guts bonus to Taishin, when she is medium/long horse where guts is useless.Why make uma intentionally weak?
Kingu does get some nice artwork for being a not-so-popular horse. Imagine going on an autumnal date with her.
holy smokes
he did the thing
>>538039945guts meta comes later chud
>>538040087kino
Cap as in peak
Teio show me your panties
>>538039562Meanwhile i barely have 2 sparks that are not guts or wit. Since the very first day i played this game i had at least 600 speed on every horse and ofc a week or so later i started doing 600 in speed power and stamina, then later the last two. Used up all the energy the game gave me and use some refills on top and my "best" parent is a 7 spark stamina with 3 star URA and some other bits. ZERO 3 STARSMore than 2 thirds of my box is 1 guts, 1 wit horses.
>>538040087KACHOW
>>538039740Paizuri Fridays
>>538040271can you not?
>>538040360no, I agree with anon: panties are love. panties are life.
>>538040271That's sexual harassment Trainer-san
>tfw no taurus title>tfw no kita pulls on rerun>tfw no SC pulls on rerun>tfw no MLB SRs>tfw 1 (one) onsen win in 200 careersAt least I can cope by looking at my beaufitul wife's face and winning her every possible accolade. Unless...>tfw she's not even in the game yetAnd yet...I'm still prepping for Gemini. I'm still saving up for my waifu. I will endure.Stay strong dachis. Remember your Uma's dreams. Don't you dare give up on them.
>>538039638SHE IS STILL TOO FAST WTF
>>538040271
Urara do not show me your panties you don't wipe properly and they smell of pee
just wasted the last of my monies to upgrade haru guts card to level 50 out of boredom. cm2 mindbroke me
>>538040467Rice Shower show me yours too
>>538040549King please... don't leave me...
>>538040634You have invested in the long game
>>538040726It's a swimsuit. It isn't lewd.
Why did global die already, globabs?
urara is kinda...
>>538040942bad game
>>538040946sexy
>>538040942cyjewnerous
Machan a cutie
Teio!
>>538040942schedule thats too slow AND too fast.
>not enough monies >not enough time >not enough club points for upgrades why should I try in the first place when I'm playing on accelerated schedule
>>538035598SEX GROOVES
how do you decide if you want SP or monies from the daily races
Let me get this straightSpeed > Stamina > Power > Wit > GutsPeople keep saying Guts will get buffed, so will this ranking change?
>>538040796that is exactly how i coped with my impulsive decision
Her best wasn't enough.
>>538040942Carat gain is too low.
>>538040942Accelerated schedule with no QoL. I play more than most and still don't have time to keep up with>Event grinding>CM prep>Maintaining TT teamNot to mention just-for-fun runs. When the game started, I could do challenge runs, like seeing how far I could get Urara at the Arima Kinen. Now all my time is spent grinding.
#FearTheCurren
i hate super creek
>>538041172Once you have a good baseline of a deck sp starts to feel pretty low priority.
>>538040824Cute
>>538041172I rarely hurt for money but man I burn through SP like crazy
>>538041142They can't even bother to raise the borrow limit for the loyal grinders lol
>Mcqueen SSR 3rd event happens in early classic year before I can pass the statcheck>Both Kitasan and Creek SSR 1st event happen in late Senior yearHaha horse game you are FUCKING me
>already rolled 3 of the skills i'm trying to spark>win hopeless>win satsuki sho>rest before derby>night owl>recreation for the mood buff for derby>night owl trigger, lowers mood>3rd>ok its not over>2 turns till summer>infirm fails>infirm fails again
Don't click unless you want a promotion.https://litter.catbox.moe/3lnzpi6r8yjmhvxj.png
>>538041513Rice Shower is based on a male horse so she should have a cock instead
>>538041045reminds me of MY BRO, which means she cute!
>>538041543easiest promotion of my life
I tried affinity meme and according to gametora this has 184 affinity and sparks are 7* stam and 7* power and 10 URA sparks total. So it does nothing or calculates wrong? I got better numbers later but not that much better, seen 2 ura sparks activating over 6 inspirations.I don't think I noticed any difference with just picking something not looking at affinity. Maybe it even got worse.
>>538041543sexy and canon event with my wife
>>538041639gyahahhaahahahhha
>>538041543>Innie nipples
I need a uma hug
>>538041807Don't horses have high body temperatures
this haru has hands
>>538041705Not to kink shame but watching your wife get mauled by a shark is kinda wild bro
>>538041807Same...
>>538041807oh my god its like rubbing my face against a xylophone
>>538041909WTF
>>538041543
What do you guys run Mayano as for Career when raising her as an End Closer? End? Pace? Front?
>>538041807I need any kind of hug ;_;
>>538040942lots of grinding but the career takes too long
any CM room?I wanna try this Staminalet Golshi
>>538042118she can do literally any position, one of the most fun umas to train for that reasonsee what skills your cards are offering
>>538041542Why is Dia always seen ass cock hungry and Kitasan as a pure and innocent child ?
>>538040546>>538041909>yeah bwo just run front haru she will drop to the back REALLY QUICKLY and pace down the whole race bwo and also brick taishins>ummm... harugrifters???
>>538041807>flat>childewwwwwwwwww pedoooooo
>>538042248>she can do literally any positionPHRASING
>>538041543>no bushboooooo lame
>>538042252Correction:Kitasan is also drawn as a cock hungry slut
>>538042387
>>538042449hes a pedo, he knew what he did, and so did you, freak.
>>538040942Lots of grinding for little payoff
>>538042006wrap tailing is so hot
>>538042503yes yes you have shit taste youre so brave and based for being a big bad boy contrarian that has shit fetishes!
>>538042219here1040702541317057
>>538042552Liking little cartoon girls isn't what makes me pedo, bwo.
>>538042409It's kinda funny how nimble and dexterous horse lips are and pretty much uses it as their 'hand' for everything
>>538023065>>538022514It warms my decrepit artery clogged heart to see this in '25
>>538042248>she can do literally any positionmah waaif
>>538042252what do you mean? they are best friends cause they share the same tastes, Kitasan is also a semen demon
Teio face hug
4 stam cards, remember. Just today I trained Golshi with same deck and easy had enough rainbows there. But not with Taishin, nooo.I fucking hate Taishin trash.
>>538041172SP is an odd one. You need a lot of it once you start getting MLB SRs from spending rolls on specific card banner. But outside of that, you spend it on nothing.Meanwhile Monies is used for progression via potential levels which are a constant thing.I'd say once you're past 200k SP you can go all in on monies.
>>538042387>>538042552Go back to global.
>>538035180Where
Umas have no sex drive
>>538042932my cute adopted dog daughter!
>>538042964
>>538042118Front most of the time but i occasionally switch to pace or end depending on track length/condition or if there's too many front umas which might brock her
>>538043009check the shop, you can buy the mcqueen card with your club points
>>538042269The biggest psyop was pretending like Taishin needed gimping in any shape or form when the existence of multiple goldships already kills her.
I remember someone linking page that was showing accelerated schedule but I didn't save it, does anyone has it?
>>538042248i ran her as pace for the derby and she came in 5th
>Kitasan’s Practice Perfect never procs>Creek’s 3rd Maestro event never procs>every rest is Sleep Deprived>every race is blocked>get Slow Metabolism from the eating event>drop all my plushies from the claw machine (even though I always pick the closest one)
>>538043028Maruzensky is sex and can drive.
>>538042932fat fucking tits
>>538043163https://uma.moe/timeline
>>538043163https://uma.moe/timeline this?
>>538043230
>4 speed cards>only single rainbows the whole career>kitasan "max priority" loves to fuck off from her spotspecial priority is my favorite mechanic after resting
>>538043356>>538043387oh nice thanks
>>538042118Front as long as until she gets a unique that requires her to take over other umas then pace
this fat whore is not giving me the skill, is she
>>538042934Prefer Kita face hug
Anyone got the pic with upcoming "meta" cards? I'm feeling the pain of my shite deck and want to roll........ I can't wait any longer...............
>running mayano>unable to clear URA qualifier at 700 speed>2nd run>ready to glue since my speed is 700 again>clears URA ???
>>538043521
>>538042118Front unless/until I have some End skills
>>538043675You'll be waiting until January for the Kitasan rerun. There are good cards for later on but all the good banners have passed.
A DOG
>>538043675The professor’s curves…
>>538043882How long until the selector? 2LB kita is fine for career but its not consistent enough.
>>538042932What a snitch
>>538026643Man, are you guys getting the attributes up so high because of the cards? Or do you have them maxed starred?
Man i'm SO pissed at this one...
>>538044053>2LB kita is fine for career but its not consistent enough.2LB is literally 1 short of the LB you need for her to be usable. I'd know, because I fucking swiped to spark twice and all I got was fucking 2LB. Useless trash garbage, and now even if I wanted to whale I couldn't (unless I REALLY whaled) because there are no good cards for the rest of the year.
>>538043675depends, if you don't have Super Creek you can roll for Rice's card with maestro
>>538043675you NEED to buy everything bwo
>>538043779>>538044079>>538042932whats her fucking problem??
>>538044190you should glue it for the lulz
>>538044303Kitasan please be normal. For the love of god I will let you rape me after you graduate just please stop trying to seduce me
>>538044273Being sexy is a problem?
>>538043741Sex the dog
>>538040942i fucking HATE the schedule
>>538044469>being sexy is a personality
>>538044263I'm not opposed to a bit of pigging... but last time I pigged out all I got was covered in manure, I can't do the $2000+/banner needed to really whale. God if only carats were, like 1/2 the cost they currently are, I'd probably be emptying my walled right now.
>>538044053Half anni in ~ 2 months>>538044238Wtf, how did I make this post from a different PC. I got fukt in the same way and feel really stuck in a bad way.
>>538044273she wants Trainer's attention
>>538042860you know.. now that you mention that... haha.......
>>538044303>>538044079>>538042932>>538044303>>538044539Sex with Kitasan's boobs
>>538044263How many nice natures are needed? Have FM 0.
>>538044539but why go about it in such a fashion?anyone got the cute image of her waiting at (you)r door?
>>538044263>implying the game not going EoS in a year
I'M DOING IT
>>538044764Oguri Plap (as in SEX)
this fucking game i tell you
>>538044890>Rainbow guts>Level 1 facilityHow did you manage that?
>>538045053>>538045053>>538045053
>>538044890
>>538044764Oguri Fap
>>538042006this reminds me of a girl intertwining her left leg with my right in class under the table
>>538037061Taishin is better at being short and flat.
>>538042964the secret to taishin is actually gutsmaxx with her 20% affinityif you have something like 600stam, 1000 guts, maestro and one or two other recovery skills you'll live
>>538047689I'm surprised I haven't seen anybody try this. I would've definitely tested it if I wasn't a Taishinless lucklet.
>>538034802if i don't find whales or any of you guys i can probably get into finals and get happy with my 3rd place
Bakushin Bakushiiiiiin
>>538037812stupid brat, why is she spilling ice cream on herself, it's going to get sticky
>>538045250Is this her retarded own way to seduce me?