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Teio!
first for my wife
Mod that replaces cuties with those ugly chink dolls when?
Mambo mam mam mambo
uma musume is argue game
>>538065141lol
THE GOAT
Thank Fuji it's Friday.
Are thread oc's a thing here? I've been itching to think up some horse cuties
Who the fuck names their horse "Blast Onepiece"
sekkusu
Are you first? Or are you nowhere?
dead general, dead game. grim.
>>538065141We need more Taishin love there's not enough
>>538065141I really like how flat she is
>>538065049They're also bad for CM2, because the higher speed expends more stamina for very little gain
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>get Tazuna to green friendship just after debut>forget about her for a while>...>later in the run>mood down, hey I waited the dates out a while it's almost senior year, better get started>click recreation out of habit>get the uma's recreation>.."wtf?">green bitch never started the datesGod I hate when this happens. Seems like if she doesn't start dates before the Hopefuls that she just sits on it for a year or more.
>>538065425I thought that was moon gobblygook until I learned that that phrase was a statement rather than a motto.Makes much more sense that way first, and then could be understood as a metaphor.
Opera pls don't make that face while saying that...
>>538065141that's my daughter
>>538065402Someone who really likes One Piece. Same owner also named one of his horses Naruto.
>>538065425This is the equivalent of writing "私の名前はトイレです" on your school wall.
Is everyone gonna run daiwa rocket now? I have been seeing a lot of daiwa aces lately lol
I hate Opera.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>538065474Would make it so much hotter once she's pregnant with my child.
>>538065646you are already raped
>>538065690Why is your name "Toilet"?
Digitan LOVE
>>538065259UMAMUSUME IS YURI GAME CONFIRMEDDON'T EVEN TRY TO DISPUTE IT
>>538065721>android in apple landwhat a dork
>>538065708been seeing some youtube videos about it so maybe
>>538065708yeah, paces are just way easier to make
>>538065646Nut up and impregnate your boywife
Post them.
>>538065259uma skin must also be tough as horse hide for her to be able to do that
Wish it was 9/11 already
Thoughts on this stallion?
>>538065646not beating the rape allegations
>>538065646
>>538065948I found paces to be pretty hard since they have more requirements... gemini might be interesting if the expected thing of only end closers turns out to end up not being true lol
>>538066116SEX WITH SHORT STACKSthose are my thoughts
>>538065643Quick reminder that Suzuka is mine
>>538065948>>538065708why daiwa though? Isn't oguri just straight up better?
>>538066036Don't know anything about Stay Gold, but I just think her outfit is really, really cool.
>>538065585>tail compacted and hidden in all day>sweet smellingYou aren't ready, Anon.
>>538066281what did rudolf mean by this?
>>538066268>Don't know anything about Stay Goldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p8bWggyPZA
>>538066341more than you cat troon
>>538066213>why daiwa though?CP store buff + can be used to cuck urara strats>Isn't oguri just straight up betterrun three oguri caps then
>>538066213daiwa better ult, it's like red shift for cm1
>>538065690idgi
>>538065402
>>538066341>ningen>tail
Make sure to do your daily pulls!
>>538066540I already got Brian
>>538065402Japs will have to live with the fact that their only other uma, aside from Equinox, who managed to win world horse of the year was named after a Gintama gag.
>>538066387Wait a fuarking second... I don't remember ordering my groceries through a teenage schoolgirl delivery service.
erotically touching Teio's tail and ears
>>538066519>literally a big ugly bastardHe even has the comb over.
>>538066540>support card dailies
>>538066540>Air Shakur (R)Th-thanks Cygames...
>>538066540>got Groove>wanted Top CunDamn desire sensor
Daiwa feeks like the daughter I could never have.
>>538066658>fuarkingwill your mom ban you from the computer if you say "fuck" or something?
>>538065597and as an update, she never started dates that entire career, so I guess that is possible.
>>538066036
check your inbox soon
>>538066520>Tazuna>ningenSure she is.
no huggies for cafe?
>>538066727Daiwa? What about Vodka? Shes cute as a button too.
>>538066741its a joke, or "meme", you mongolian retard
>>538066540Doto Rape
>>538066741be easy on the lil bro, if he actually types "ass" instead of "ahh", then his mom's phone will get a notification
>>538066863hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmm nyo
>>538066540I gave it one roll before and got Kawakami Princess speed SSR.
i feel like we should have 3k-6k more gibs by now
DAAAAAAAAARRBBYYYYYYYY
Why isnt Special Week treated as end closer here? Due to no recovery?She has built in 3 spurts?
>>538066036website?
>>538066894Vodka is cute but feels like a friend.Daiwa Scarlet activates my paternal side for some reason.
how is uma formed
>>5380670063 month old server so it seems about right, your monthly packs?
You will never have this
>>538066831Nah there's no way we're getting something
>>538065931No... Fuji is for (me)!
>>538065708A what? But Daiwa is like one of very few possible choices.
>great parent run on mayo>not a single mood down event the entire run great all game>amazon gave spurt on first hint>gold inspirations giving 5 hints and other greens>didn't roll the straightaway spurt I was chasing>not a single spark of interest rolled
>>538067210>goldshit
josh, ikuyooooo!*pulls off the most dogshit run ever*
>>538067134https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/sorting?group=raceoutfits
>failed normalfags crying in desperation againgrim
I got Smart Falcon from the banner.......
>>538065538Weird, simulator doesn't show that. It also doesn't show skills being able to proc several time, so guess it's just badly coded.Should I *not* take Curvature then?With my remaining skills points it's either Curvature or (Homestretch + Pressure).
>>538065402Could be worse. They literally named Chrono’s kid “Bereshit”. Yes I know what it actually means but it’s still a really bad name
>>538065931sorry but I took Fuji's heart already
>>538067002I'll get an SSR next time, I know it!
>>538067242
>>538067197>ywn have her shiver in your arms as you hug her and whisper "Natie-kun" into her ears
The only time I got somehow lucky with Taishin, but even with this - no S rank in long.Rate it, anyway.
>>538067197
>>538067470get a personality, a real one. spamming gosling or "chad" edits isn't a personality, zoomer
>>538067448>-kunkun is for boys exclusively isn't it?
>>5380674617/10, get Long S
>>538067461mogged by every golshi going/10
>>538067448>kunthis nigga GAY
>>538067147It's probably got something to do with the Tachyon dad art.
>>538066341>activate Slipstream behind Tazuna>dieNow we know why she was banned from racing.
>>538067461I lost to niggers without medium S last time so I'm sure you'll be fineLacking greens though probably hurts
>>538065931sir, this is an ultra straight thread, thank you very much. please go back where thou came from, probably /a/ or /u/, or feddit/twitter>>538067415based
>click training>"arere?????????????????"
>>538066342She rapes every student who wants to attend Tracen Academy. Once she rapes someone, she knows everything about them and can make a correct decision on whether they can make it as a top uma or not.
>>538067569>>538067653retards
Matikane MondayTurbo TuesdayWinning Ticket WednesdayTurbo Thursday Fine Motion FridaySuzuka SaturdayMarvelous SundayDo we agree on this?
>>538065402>>538065670his dam is Tsurumaru Onepiece, that's why
>>538067415I'm ready to spark on her banner.
>>538067840by all means please do explain
>>538067569not reallysame as chan for dudes
>>538067780stop triggering my PTSD
>>538067815>random germanwhat
>>538067935someone in a position of authority over someone else can call them "-kun"
Say something nice about my wife, uma.
>>538067780>"huh???"
>>538067935You do have access to the internet you know?
I don't have the club shop McQueen yet but I can borrow it, is it worth nuking my club points for Daiwa stars? I'd still need statues to 3* her
>>538067271serves you for interacting with normalfags.
>>538068030She's great at reading storybooks out loud.
>>538067935Wikipedia has a decent summary of it.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_honorifics>The general use of -kun for females implies respectful endearment and that the person being referred to is sweet and kind.
I think I'm going to blow my brains out trying to make umas for cm2
>>538068030She has nice tits
>>538068030Your wife is an autistic faggot,
>>538067461This one crushed my soul
>>538068030She has the best paizuri technique in all of Tracen
>>538068019Brudi, Japaner lieben es schlechtes, grammatikalisches falsches Deutsch in ihre Titel, Namen und Songs einzuarbeiten. Eisenbadewanne ist immer noch mein Lieblingsvorname den sich mal jemand ausgedacht hat.
>>538068390*2nd best
>>538066781hagpilled
>>538068030She is absolute and pure sex. I love her design.
>>538066281Was this plan necessary ?
>>538068030She has nice tits (obv), and is probably nice to be around due to her nationality, and being easy on the eyes.
need chill uma club.686345960575
>>538066036I really expected Flower to be on this list somewhere.
>>538066213If her ult comes in at the right time you basically like 500 extra points of acceleration for free
forever a statcel but FUCK IT aint going any better than this
>McQueen triggers her main quest twice in the first four turnsI'm in danger
>>538068956congrats on the deep breath bwo
>>538068678>and is probably nice to be around due to her nationality,G*rmans are the shittiest fucking western europeans out there, I'd rather be stuck in a room of fr*nchmen.
>>538069003Wrong general.
>HARU URARA MY FUARKING DAUGHTERINOWhat causes this phenomenon?Even bratty umas turn straight when in presence of Urara
>>538068956Just take a deep breath
Do /bag/gots really?
>>538066036perhaps it is controversial
This shitty fanbase has ruined Diamond for me.
>>538069151idk what the question is but the answer is always yes
>>538068019Anon, do you not know about "Also sprach Zarathustra"? Please educate yourself.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thus_Spoke_Zarathustra
Finally the meme
>>538069059>t. frenchLeck mir die Eier, Franzecke.
>>538069003post Teio's umanko?
And then they get surprised by coffee + teio posting.
>>538069078Because she is very cute, everyone crumbles under it and caves in to it.
Probably the best stat spread i've ever had going into senior. Now it's time for my double circle inspirations to fail to give me long S with 14* for the second time this run and for everyone to fuck off to guts.
>>538069059>i'd rather be stuck in a room of fr*nchmanThat's taking things a bit too far, anon. Germans aren't that bad
>>538069274I think that C is meant to be an S
>>538069161Never run from Umas. You can't win and it'll activate their raping genes.
>>538069274
>>538067414He might have a funny name but he does at least show a lot of promise. He won his debut race despite stumbling in the beginning and the finish was pretty good. Rooting for the fellahttps://idolhorse.com/horse-racing-news/future-idols/history-repeats-as-champion-mares-first-foal-dazzles-in-kokura-newcomer/
>>538067621>mogged by every golshi going/10True. Every single time Gold Ship with identical stats will win against Taishin. Taishin just sucks. That's a fact. She is trash until guts rework, or whatever they will do in the future with how stats work.But I'm really tired of Goldship. There is 5-6 Golshis in every room match. I already won Taurus with one, and wanted to use different ace, only to learn what Taishin not only trash in Taurus, but in Gemini too. Dry strictness of meta in this game is disappointing..
>>538069278Ich möchte von Pferdemädchen sexuell belästigt werden.Fuck, now I imagined what a German dub for uma would sound like.
>>538069213My brain has been conditioned to add the tongue on any dia-chan art I see nowCaptcha: ASSGR
>>538069003Wrong general, but feel free to post more
>>538069594>sample
>>538069278Amoerican stuck in G*rmany for another year because of work, slurp the shit out of my ass Hans.
>>538069594Germany has like 8 voice actors across the entire industry. You don't want that.
>>538069195https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfqRYC8_UPoI love FM and Gimlet
>>538069581Taishin is good. The problem is that it's significantly easier to make a golshi that beats her, espeically with a lot of people abusing the haru pace down strat
>>538069581Golship beat my ace in taurus. It was the Goldship on my team so I won but I'm still annoyed by it.
>>538069059Are we talking about Germans or "Germans"?
>>538066036mambo, mamboomatsuri mambo
>>538069213*improved
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>538069880Why do you like retards?
>>538069740Why are you still up? It's midnight.
Unfortunately couldn’t get the Long S. Is this Pasa useable for CM?
>>538069847What? You mean fake Germans like Austrians and the Swiss?
>>538069982
>>538070046it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, but only just.
>mfw 1 blue 1 pink 1 green & nothing else despite parents with whites & trainee matching skillsGuess I'm on my "buffering good luck' arc
NTR, in my horse wife simulation game? More likely than you think!
>>538069995It's Friday bwo, let me live a little.
>>538070046Almost certainly not enough stamina with sub-400 guts, you're very likely to gas out.
>>538070078Probably referring to migrants.
>>538070078
OkayI'm making a Golshi here.It's late in the career, the stats are on a decent enough course for 1100 in speed and staminaS long, S Turf, S Endcloser, all three didn't go offHints have been meh so farWanna go on a huge gamble with me /uma/?
>>538069982they are cute
dia is basically going to own these threads once she finally releases on global. every other post will be talking about how horny and upfront she is for you.
>>538070260All I see are three proud Berliners (lol).
Even at her most modest she could lose a few
>>538070175Deserve it
>barely any power>cant even make it in the qualsI fucking HATE mayano runs so much
>>538070269>No S turf or S long>brick runJust do the fan count races lil bro
>>538070269may as well winning chakra
i dont ever remember making this oguri cap, is she worth putting in even with the shitty wit
>>538070363She's not like thatShe's a pure, closeted ojou-sama who doesn't know how things work for commoners
>>538069807>character is good>but it's significantly harder to make her be able to compete with othersI see a flaw in logic here.
>>538070203you're at home posting about anime horsegirls on the asshole of the internetthis isn't living >>538070363I dislike that about Curren and Mayano already. I won't like it with Diamond either.
Seiun Sky WHEN?I need to pull my 1500 carrots
>>538070418I had all -'s and still won a few times, isnt it just skill based at the end?
>>538070269The odds are really shitty, but so is your run. Go for it, but know that you will get fucked.
>>538070423No, Danchou, I will NOT run the G1 a second time just to farm fans.
What did she mean by this???
>>538070418trainer issue
>>538070260
>>538070175Singlehandedly made me dislike Curren.
>>538070467I would but mine is pretty shit and can't even make 900 stam so what is my opinion worth
>McQueen ate Cooldown againGoodamn it, this is the best I've gotten so far though, hopefully it's fine
explain the daiwa rocket build to mewhat stats, skills etc
>>538070508I guess what I'm trying to say is that Taishin has the highest potential for this cm, but good luck getting there
>>538070610you are a fellow trainer so its worth a lot bro...
w-what does she want
>>538070628tldr; use shitty fronts that die right around the late race mark so daiwa procs ult there and "rockets" off, needs precise timing
>>538070269>>538070423>>538070430>>538070545It's that easy.
>>538070560She wants you to fuck Kitasan while she watches
SPARKS PLEASE?!?!!? THIS WAS INSANE RUN PLS PLS PLS
>>538065157
>>538070418You have to balance your stats to win URA. You usually need 600 effective power in my experience
>>538070510>this isn't livingThis is my life.
>>538070519Are Seiun's seiuns really that big? I thought she was a flat tomboy
>recovered from night owlnext turn>migrainefuck youuuu
This amazing fanbase has made me obsessed with Dia
>>538070746trainer's jeans
>>538070746
>>538070786>insane run>750/800/800
>>538070260Right, I forgot sandniggers driving cars into crows of people is something that happens every 2-3 weeks in Germany now. And stabbings are as German as Sauerkraut.You have my condolences, Hans. For once, I'm glad to live in a shithole that noone wants to move to.
>>538070625>sleeping lionRip
FAT FUCK
Crazy Teio!
>>538067238daiwa rocket shes one of the only pcs that can accel ahead of the pack if her ult hits at the right time.
>>538070860You thought correctly.
>>538070302>pomf
>>538070910Doto Rape
>>538070764post final golshi
>>538070764What the fuck. Congrats, Anon.
>>538070860She'll have them after I'm done with her
>ace run is so bad it becomes an impromptu spark run instead i hate ace runs so much
>>538070910bwo, its a parent run...
>>538070949You have my attention
holy
I'm heading off to work. This wife will be waiting for me when I come back.
>making parent>hot springs ticket. Cool, cool...>10 white sparks, 2* spurt, 3* ura, all the rest useful>2* long>Undefeated and ran all the G1 med/longs I could get, so affinity is goodAnd what blue do I get?!1* gutsWell, it's still better than anything else I have. Time to move on to ace runs I guess... A highroll inspiration might make up for the lousy blue.
>>538071167Wear something lighter, fat fuck
>>538070418How the fuck are you losing that? Stop getting boxed. Those stats are enough to run front
>>538071256UWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>two narita taishin runs>one has 300/500/200 before fucking hopeful stakes>she lost, and also loses the race before the next goal so it's a bust>another one has 250/380/240>wins hopeful stakesI don't get this game
>>538070860>>538070975Not wearing a bra making them sag
>>538071169nichijou fucking sucked and I'm tired of pretending it was funny
>>538071173Have fun with Chiketto. She's annoying, but at least her tits are great.
>>538071256>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
>>538070786OK I THINK THIS IS WORKABLE
>>538070467debuffers are gonna mostly be targeting end closers. the only ppl hitting late surgers are people recycling general use debuffer umas. idk crazier things have happened. maybe you'll block the other end closers and not ur own
A hope... A chance?
>>538071272she already lost, she needs correction NOW
>>538071256Why are you ruining a fellow anon's life?
I didn't want to do this but I think it's time for me to borrow a MLB SSR for event points
>>538066482>>538068902oh ok so I'll just use her as a parent for oguri then, got it
>>538071256
What the fuck is this girl going on about
>>538071346I want Redditors outDon't care where you go, just don't be here
>>538071384>mediumglue, i'm afraid
>>538071324Wait....no....don't tell me.....................this game has RNG??????????????????? O KAMI-SAMA BESTOW GOOD FORTUNE UPON ME
>>538071089Eh.Got 3* Speed on it but the lack of good hints OR fast learner going off bricked it.
>>538071437>focus>flow>extra tank>lucky sevenanon...... its not happening.....
>>538071563I know the game has rng but it's absurd how little stats can mean sometimesThe other day I lost ura finale after all my retries with an 700/1180/500 taishinYet I won another time with 600/800/500, on the same distance, and both naked without any SThe fuck
>>538071324uma is wit game
>>538071384>1 star blue>Non long pinkI wipe my ass with those sparks anon, keep going
>>538071324honestly pumping speed earlier than stam is best on taishin cause of Hopeless, if you are running 4stam/2speed or 3/2/aoi or tazuna after the hopeless is the best time i find to start spamming stamina button
>>538071620>1 gold medium S
>>538071643I did the best I could with what I had. That might be all she can give me.
>>538071663kinda based ngl
Easy win.
>>538069059>germans worse than frenchnow youre just fishing for (you)s, and it worked
>>538070479Anon, Tracen academy corrupted her, she is not innocent anymore
I will never understand how people like Doto. She's the most pathetic loser cuck in Opera's career.
>>538069248sorry but im no pretentious german like you
>>538072063Because she is futa coded.
>>538072063bug people dont understand devotion
>>538072063we like pathetic loser cucks here
I think some of these girls are the kind of girl that would forgive you if you cheat on them
>>538071963Yeah, in B finals lol
>>538072202Based. Fuck that weirdo.
my wife Pokke
>>538072063>doesn't like character development, finding courage, becoming stronger, and the biggest tits in the whole gameJust say your first and last meal of the day is fresh cock milk, no one's gonna judge you nowadays
>>538072290Go back Tachyon
this wins a finals right
>>538071858On this particular run I had>5* turf>6* late>2* medium (its from my only 9* stamina honse)>6* longthe system is SHIT
>>538072063that's because you didn't bath with her yet
>>538072360yeah probably
>>538071452how can normal umas even compete
>>538069576Chrono must be a proud mama.
>>538072524ok
>>538070363so in the game she basically ditches her best friend kitasan to start chasing a guy she just met? thats lame
>>538071967You can only say that because you aren't stuck here................
>>538072352sorry anon but Tachyon is busy with me
Am i bricked if i dont MLB the dober wit ssr
>>538072360you'll reach A finals zero problem but being a witlet might fuck you in the finals b/c its 1 out of 1
>>538071805For me, at least, 600/600 with a few skills is enough to win URA almost all the time. I regularly go into URA with slightly sub 600 stats and a ton of skills, most of which are useless (parent run), and rarely use clocks.If the opponent style distribution is bad, that's just too bad. Maybe try running front if your stats are ace run stats.
Dia is a dangerous umamusume
>>538072063I can think of two pretty big reasons, anon.1) She's cute and dorky but is actually pretty cracked and pretty much the only horse who could go toe to toe with T.M. Opera2) She's got one big ass pair of HUGE DOBONHONKEROOOOOS AWOOOO WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF ARGHHJGJ
>>538072620>ditchescorrection, Kitasan is also busy chasing her own trainer
>>538072063she beat opera tho?
>>538072842>2)Based
Semen demons
Chokes the finals twice AWESOME FUUUUUUUUUCKusable?
>>53807260852 years old btdubs
>>538072842one of the four horses of the paizuru
Short one shot gaiden about how tamamo met her trainer got translatedhttps://mangadex.org/chapter/9ffcf317-8751-404d-a070-ce4ac112ff89
>>538072842Also the actual horse is a huge cutie pie.Look at that face. Adorable.
>>538073127obviously hang onto it because 3/3s are rare even if a style pink, you may want to hard force an uma into end one day and it will be handy.
I'm tired and just want to get into my comfy bed and sleep.
My trainee keeps making immapropriate remarks about marrying me, this is especially concerning as she's basically a child in looks and age. How should I reprimand her?
Giving Teio a lobotomy
>>538073127It's a good great grandparent.
>>538073374what?
>>538073308>gets lost>just becomes sad and lies down>even gentildonnawhy are these girls retarded?YOU'RE GENTILDONNA, BUST THAT SHIT
>>538073127If I had this I'd be using it a lot for end urara
>>538073127Good for END CONDOR PASA
>>538073371you are lucky she didn't accuse you in front of everyone
>>538066136I really like this one.
>>538072063Are you the same guy from 62 or so threads ago complaining Doto is a retard and no one should like her because you want an intelligent girlfriend?
Less than 2 days until Seiun...! Gonna blow my carats for King Gaylo's GF...!
Kitasan fat tits
>>538073256I was thinking of making a Rudolf End with Spurt actually so I suppose not all is badThe parent actually ended up bringing Spurt with them (I borrowed) which is neatHow likely is it to proc?
>boku*cums*
>>538073240It indeed warms my heart every time.
>>538073523post source
>>538072063Put some RESPECT on Doto's name
>>538073617You like boys?
>12* long>twelve FUCKING stars >double circle affinity>no long S in three borrowsHonestly it would just sting as all were historically terrible runs but what the fuck
>>538072832She has total control of my dick
>>538072712not really. if you can make it in time she's really decent, not complete ass like goldship or rice shower. she has good skills for making a evil nature but you can get those without it being mlb
>>538073673https://x.com/kodachi_oekaki
>>538073617*cums louder*
>>538072063paizuri
>>538073716You don't?
bokuSHIIIN
>>5380736109% base * affinity for that parent
>>538073716Boys (female)
>>538073754it's a waste with that many long stars if you're skipping out on stats for it
>>538073680How cute. She couldn't wait for the celebratory fornication so she put herself down to begin immediately. Adorable
>>538070927Part and parcel, bigot.There's nothing to feel sorry for. They did this to themselves and they celebrate doing so.
Wow
>>5380738695* speed 12* stam
>>538073965>10>9>39>17"wow" is right
>>538073617Jungle Pocket says "ore" if you're into that.
>>538072926Once and never again.
>>538073412Using electroshock therapy to force Teio to seizure and pass out before jamming an ice pick though her eye and into her brain to fix her
I've been burning out a bit. am I good with only 3 copies + the base of the event SSR? I don't want to get 400k event points. I have MLB daiwa scarlet SR and 1LB marvelous sunday for wit cards
>>538074220Better than zero. Doto is the uma!
I've been stucked checking horses pedigree for like an hour
She’s so sloppy with cake decorating
>>538073523Doto would never, right?Idk, I haven't see much of her to know her personality yet
>>538074356dude, she's, like... she hasn't......what?
>>538074064I do but boku is cuter
>>538074220Once is more than enough and a great feat still. You have umas who were never even able to beat their rival even once
>sweep tosho and accupuncture energy boost before second yearthis is going too well my uma is going to get hit by a car and have her knees exploded before its over
>>538074448They’re all related to northern dancer, danzig, or Sunday silence
>>538074502that's a deep kiss
>>538074482I think she's jorking a penits.
This will end well
>>538074379You can use wit dober to grind event points for your wit dober>I have MLB daiwa scarlet SR and 1LB marvelous sunday for wit cardsGrimI only cleated dober because I need the rainbow cleats and have 3 MLB wit SRs already
>>538073716
>>538074543WorseYou'll get the perfect runGood statsGreat sparksAll the events and hints you wantBut she'll lose before the Finale and make her unusable
I'm done with grinding for a fucking good Goldship. Shit is fucking RNG hell and not fun at all. Farming a parent is so much more comfy and enjoyable and benefits you long term. CM can suck my ass hole, I'm just going to purposefully drop to B rank and have fun. Try hard sweats can suck each other's cocks with their faggot horses.
>>538074618What? There’s no penits there
>>538074701I'll give that a shot. I've had bad luck with uma in general.
>>538074747dude what the fuck ive never even had this debuff before
>>538074745That’s a boy?
>>538074745Not this picture again..
>>538074561Going beyond is more fun, and focusing more on the sire side instead of the dam because it gets very tangled.Rudolf and Bourbon sire side for example do not come directly from Eclipse but from Herod, wich is apparently rare
>>538074617Ill burn all of them
>>538074958kek
>>538074913Good luck and remember that you can borrow a either of the two SSRs for +45% run Bakushin, don't expect an usable sprinter though you're farming event points
>>538074745Bareback creampie sex with Teio.
>>538074745*cums*
>>538075253Hope your ass is big enough for a horse load
>>538075253>Bareback creampie sex with Teio.opposed to the non-bareback creampie sex that requires cumming with extreme force to burst through latex
>>538075382>thinks all bareback sex ends in creampieNever have sex, please. Those girls don't deserve a ruined life
>>538075382Well you can pull out and cum on the outside, which then wouldn't be creampie sex?
>>538075372How big is a horse load really? Because I take 1-2 liter enemas occasionally (not for sexual reasons, just constipation) and I can't imagine they're that large.
>>538074769Kita looks like a whore here
>another episode of no groundwork sparks despite both parents and grandparents having groundwork
>>538075553Just because your life was shit doesn't mean other children's lives will be.
>>538075382this guy doesn't sex
>>538075672I guess you could call her a whorse.
>>538075656Then you're fine. They won't cum more than half a literHope you also prepare the vaseline
>hey mister, can you help me get to school?
>>538075704Did you really want to hit the groundwork spark on a 1* speed anyways
I don't even know how to do better than this other than whaling for cards, if I use 3 stam I almost always get like 800/800 or 800/900 so idk, I hate this shit
>>538074958I believe this happened to me once with Gold Ship. Very ironic.
>>538075791I would have no ulterior motives whatsoever with this uma child.
>close uma on PC>goldship instantly send a "get your ass back here" notification on mobile
>>538075793I just want a parent with 3* groundwork to loop
>>538075728>posts on 4chan>on /uma/>implying his life isn't shit>implying any children with his genes will have anything but a miserable existence Lmao
>>538075963>projectingstruck a nerve lol
My girls practicing for me
>>538075963>>posts on 4chan>>on /uma/You say that like it's a bad thing but I love you guys.
>>538075953Gyaru fucker...
>3rd year early december>aoi kiryuin event chain STILL hasn't startedwhy the fuck did i even bring you, stupid fat fucking whore?
>>538075656>not for sexual reasonsok sure and I'm rudolf hitler
>>538074769LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thanks for keeping me company and answering my questions, guys
>>538076148You don't understand what it's like to go over a week without bowel movement...
>>538075827do you have a sweep/ what level is it? she has an event that gives charming that enables god runs by going off early. i would use a 1lb sweep tosho over a 3 LB eshin in a heartbeat
Hopeless stakes bugfix when?
>no meastro>no cooldown>no curvature>barely any rainbowsI got acupuncture, and won every race, and got every important skill (I couldnt even afford all of them), but this is the result.....Feels like its impossible to get all the skills you want, there just isnt enough skill points unless you get mega lucky with fast learner.
>>538075656>>538076257Drink actual water
>>538076257drink water?
>>538076204Minna... YA SA SHII
>>538075827use better parents (more blues, better distance sparks, better ura finale sparks)special week is kinda dog, you could try 3/3 if you have a better stamina card. oguri has 20% speed growth so just 3 speed card can be enoughother than that, uma is a highroll gameget better at spotting good runs/be more selective and prune runs early if they seem shitor you might be doing something retarded and just have bad training choices
>accidentally bought daily run tickets by clicking on stuff on second monitor-100 carats i guess
>>538075891she isn't done with you yet
>>538076389>>538076441
>>538076513no confirmation captcha is bad design, jappos
>>538076276 NTA but when does Sweepy 2.0 come out? SR or SSR doesn’t matter I’m just curious
>>538076524uma goldship doesn't seem to be into umapyoi her trainer
I WILL GET A 3 STAR STAMINIA SPARKI WILL GET A LONG SPARKI WILL GET A GROUNDWORK SPARKI WILL GET A STRAIGHTAWAY SPARKI WILL GET 5+ G1 SPARKSI WILL GET A URA SPARKShiraoki-sama please
What white sparks should I get for my parent umas?I'm planning on building my own parent umas, at least one for each distance and the only thing that troubles me is what white sparks should I aim forI guess groundwork for front/pace and tail for late/end, and of course, as many g1's as possible, but what else should I take care of for this?
>>538076781I'm feeling a 2* wit
>>5380767812* wit1* mile2* green
>>5380767811* power
>>538076781I'll be generous and say 2* stamina
>>5380767811 guts 1 ura
Another day of 3 borrowsAnother day of 3 glueI guess I will try my luck with B league this CMSometimes it comes down to the process of elimination
>>538064920I don't know who that is but I know they wouldn't do that
>>538075181good idea, thanks. air groove is hit or miss for me and mayano top gun is a mess so I'll try to use another bonus SSR
>>538066485For context, 95% of all thoroughbreds in racing history are the progeny of Eclipse.
>>538076364You should lowroll that horribly with that deckYou raced and went for hints too much
The ace decks don't have many pace chaser skills, huh.
>>5380767813 stam 2 long 1 groundwork 1 straightaway 2 ura
>>5380767812* peed!
Eclipse first, the rest nowhere.
>>538076781
gay
>>538077275I'm 0th
bubble gum fellow
Musume!Derby!
no way!!
>>538073617>setsucums harder
>>538077359Ummm hetbros??
if im casual and just rely on borrowing parents, is there any reason to roll for seiun sky?
>>538077208Look to activate Groundwork, Triumphant Pulse and The Duty of Dignity for this CM as a Pace Chaser
>>538077213God I wish>>538077036Almost :):):):):):):)
Does spark farming ever get easier?
>>538077538DAI KYO
>>538077583yes we'll get to reroll sparks and upgrade them in the future
>>538077446Lovely lass. She beat Mayano Top Gun in a race IRL.
>>538076702not too long, but this doesn't seem like a game changer. not worth whaling for
>best gemini golshi run to date>long s finally >boob creek stalls on 2ndwell maybe my skills will be enough to make up for missing maestro... so close...
Anybody got link for a parent with 9* Stamina 9* Long 9* Straightaway Spurt and other useful End/Long stuff and white/green skills? I'm not askin for much.
>>538077583i watched someone playing the jp server and he was getting like 20 white sparks a run
>>538077538owari da......
>>538077654>0 gaugeno thanks
Everyone is talking about Groundwork, where can I get this skill?
>>538077654>make the SSR a worse version of the SRBut why?
>>538077654her SR is kinda easily better..
>>538077707Forgot about 9* URA.
>>538077707Just friend search bwohttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search?stamina_total=9
You all set for Monday bwos?
>>538077707I've got you anon114514810931
>>538077846her SSR is meant for charming fishing, which is also an easy way to burn out lol
Holy fuck
>>538077795Wit training is important.
>>538077707
>>538077768Air Groove, Rudolf, Uma DB
post your best uma meme brainrothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvk83LvhIU0
>>538077359remember
>>538077768Bwo? You were supposed to have been working on your 9* groundwork since the beginning. How will you survive the front runner meta?
>>538078003>mario party>brainrot
>>538077871Cheeky cunt
>>538077654Huh, yeah that’s not much of an increase at all, and a downgrade in some areas. It would have to give Charming off its first guaranteed event to be worth.
Everybody shame this disgusting JOBBER!! She had LONG S, 420 stam and Corner Recovery in classic year. This was supposed to be her Triple Crown run. SHAME on this disgusting FRAUD! SHAME!!!!
>>538077768
>>538077902Hopeless...
>>538078071
So the Tazuna girl is a horse too huh
>>538077924>>538078139Thanks!>>538078057I guess it's over huh?
>>538078128>1*>possibly 2*>not even her unique racewearyeah if my trainer didn't care like YOU DO OBVIOUSLY i wouldnt want to do my best either
>no Long S even with 7*>witlet>speedlet>powerlet>skillet>pretty much the average outcome after over a dozen attemptsIt's all so tiresome... I hate stamina requirements...
>>538078128You should have 600 stam by this point ideally. Also, Heavy increases Stamina consumption by a lot.It makes sense she lost, especially if she got rushed.
>>538078128put the damn girl in her 3*
>>538075791Sure
>>538077185Skills were from legacies not hints. I only did 14 races. I think its just because I didnt get rainbows.
Have you considered becoming a part of the Mejiro family yet?
>>538078071how the fuck does this minigame work actually all 3 switches just get pushed down at the end???
>all these cm gold ship poststhis general is soulless as fuck
>>538075898>every oppai loli in the top 20
>>538078476she doesn't look like a gyaru here
>>538078306both her and akikawanotice how they both wear hats and dresses that can hide their tailsthey also never refer to themselves as humanif tazuna can capture taiki shuttle, it proves itit's just tazuna has an injury that prevents her from racing, and akikawa prefers helping other umas than racing
>>538078476Yes, I have and already am! I'm officially property of Ardan!
>>538078576*taps the sign*
>>538078584Rob Roy my onahole
>>538078476only indirectly
SHOULD I DENY HER?
>>538078128>blaming the ojou-sama for your failings
>>538078584Marvelous Oppai...
>>538078128Common King Jobber L
>>538078505>>538078071oh it doesn't actually do that in the real game
>>538078618She always looks like the most intelligent of their group.
>>5380785763 Golshis enter the Thunderdome, only one leaves. Is there any truer test of your skill as a trainer? Only the strongest will triumph. Sounds plenty soulful for me.
>>538078313Torena-san is POOR! OK?! He had to take a third mortgage just to make it to CM. Oh and FYI she's just 5 stars shy of 3*
>>538078119she gives a hint for straightaway spurt without being attached to hishi amazon or goldshit which would be huge if the card was out... 2 weeks agoit's also a random chance to get it or a mood down
OMIGOTO>NYAA
>>538077496Yeah, so you're not stuck with borrowing Seiun Sky forever and can borrow other stuff. It's like having your own MLB kita/SC
>>538078576Golshi gameGolshi general
>>538077707Closest I saw to that was Alice's Rudolf who is full atmhttps://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/user/354559980235 i've used but mostly trying to breed on a parent But you're better off trying to get the skill sparks from one parent and the pinks from another, than expecting a unicorn, like witgod does
>>538078840Aikawa actually has tourettes and just nyas randomly, she wears the cat on her head to cover it up.
>>538078840that cat is dead
Palmer is underrated. I will roll for her when she releases
>>538078576forced golshi hate is actually soulless
consider this- every good seuin sky parent will be full so you will probably have to cope with a 4* groundwork 3* aptitude 5* blue one. But if you roll for your own you can borrow any 9* groundwork 9* aptitude 9* blue parent
Waaait... nothing bad happens if you fail a training on race day? On finale day? Or what happened here?
name 3 horses
>>538078963The truth the liberal media doesn't want you to know
>>538079030I don't talk about her because she's my wife and I don't want people to roll for her
>>538079058wit failure barely does anything
>>538079032I never said I hated her. I actually like her, but doing nothing but gold ship runs for cm is soulless as fuck and you know it is.
>>538079073Secretariat, Man O' War, Justified
>>538079073American PharaohSecretariatTaiki Shuttle
>>538079058No. It's just that failing wit doesn't do anything.
>>538079109too bad, I´m rolling for everyone
>>538079127You dumb motherfucker. Why would I willingly pick a horse that has a 150% difficulty modifier for Not Being Goldship when I only have so many hours in a day
>>538079073Tommy Two SocksSkibidi Rizz Jackie Chan
>>538079073suck my dickritualposter
>>538079058>oh no I thought too hard and injured my brain i'm retarded now
>>538079073jackie chan
>>538079253S O U L L E S Ssee you know it is but you won't admit it
Cyjews accelerate faster for fuck sake I want to pull for my WIFE and bring her to Gemini ! She would have won this easily! ROAD TO THE TOP!>>538079073NTRAyabeOpera O
>>538079073Sakura Bakushin OSakura Chiyono OSakura Pot O8
>>538079392>Pot
>>538078805>not even guaranteedAwful. That made me think of something else though since I like really like but I went ahead and checked myself: no, if you don’t own a card you can’t view its events in the gallery. Which is lame because some are really cute and you should be able to unlock them if you borrow the card and get the event imo
tonight I will masturbate to mayano top gun
>>538079458Drugs are bad
>>538077858I've got my retention in place for Class 5 lol, so I'm set.
>>538078280
Damn lads, this game is too much. If my daughterwife (Oguri) does nor finish 1st I feel like a piece of shit who failed her...>inb4 >not winning everything with Ogurishush, spreadsheet gaming is the best way to lose out on the fun
>>538079365>>538079392what the heck does the O in bakushin and chiyono and technically opera O names mean
W-what the...
>>538079673>daughterwife>ogurinot how that works
Where is Seiun Sky?
>>538079073HedgehunterTiger RollNoble Yeats
SOON
>>538079707it means king
>>538079610
>>538079569you should take like a chill pill, man..... heh, or maybe 2.....
>>538079707O = King
>>538079707It means they haven't reached their full potential until you get their ◎ version.
>>538079740Tazuna?
>>538079356nah that's someone else. i agree that it's soulless to just spam meta.
>>538079842>>538079914oooooo, i see, ty>>538079924heh
>>538079867
>>538079740This is the first date by the way. Tazuna wants a trainer too
>>538079867Eager to feel marvelous again in a few days.
>>538079740imagine your trainee watching powerless from the window while (you) and Tazuna walk outside to the bar
These are my best speed cards, but I can only run 3 along Kitasan borrowedShould I run Bakushin over Taishin? I feel like Bakushin is more Bakushin, even tho Taishin has skills for Goldshi
>>538079740Discussing races for over 20 hours with my non-trainer, HumaN future ex-wife! Very common topic for fellow non umas to be interested in
dilemma:Y1 G1s got me annoyed.Asahi Hai Futurity Stakes spark gives speed and guts.The race is required for:>Maruzensky>Grass Wonder>Narita Brian>Mihono BourbonHanshin Juvenile Fillies spark gives speed and power.The race is required for:>Vodka>Air GrooveMaru and Bourbon seem like way better parents to me. They both can run all 4 distances and have very high affinity with each other already, so matching a race they have to do seems like a pretty good idea. Conversely, guts is largely a dump stat you keep as low as possible (for now) and everyone seems to be struggling to get even B grade power for long CM.TL;DR: which Early December G1 do you run when given the choice? blue or pink?
HOW THE HECK do you get the 400k points for the last dober carddo i actually have to use the dober card for the 20% bonus points
>>538080146bakushin because skill point budget is tight. just because you get a hint doesn't mean you'll be able to afford it.
>>538072620Every Uma is trying to fuck their own Toreina
>See goldship in other girls' careers>haha funny hors>Do goldship's career>Despise her with every fiber of my beinganyone else like this
>>538080146people sleep on bakushin's card, its crazy at boosting speedtaishin is a shit card but if you really want the skills then shes better than your current king halo
>constantly check a certain combination of sparks>manage to snipe someone with their YouTube in description who I know had max followsSomeone probably subscribed to their monthly onlyumas to have them open a follow slot and I cvcked him out of it. Are you proud of me /uma/?
>>538080146Bakushin obliterates Taishin>>538080198Sparks are unreliable but if it's a forced race you don't have a choice about it. However just focus on what will make a better parent and also if some precursor has the spark for either already
>>538080146between multiple gold recoveries you're not going to be swimming in points for it to matter. take the bakushin
>>538077107that's rape horse from berserk but turned into a "cute" anime girl
>>538080247Just play the game, bwo. I'm already done with the event, despite the measly +14k gain per career. My glue factory is working overtime.
>>538080247if you have 200k already you should be able to hit it with the 3 daily borrows in a week 10k x 3 x 7 = 210k
>>538080198you're thinking too hard. pick the parent based on the unique/affinity not what g1s they race
>>538080247i'm using her SR, Mayano SR and Air Groove SR, you can probably replace one with either uma but Dober but since i'm spamming Bakushin runs i think the run gives like 15k-25k per run, guessing a LB3 dober should give far better results, but i'm saving monies
>>538080247You're making me feel like a real degenerate for having 1.3M points, anon
>>538080251>>538080365>>538080417>>538080419Alright bet bwos, I will take Bakushin and hope I win Bakushin Bakushiiiin
>>538080247just use dober and maya on ur spark runs
is every umamusume's scenario a "What if?" if the trainer decided to train that umamusume? it's not like blue archive where it's a harem?
>tfw senior summer and 3 rainbows would have gotten you SS/S/A/D/C instead of this horseshit FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK Is there some rule that says rainbows dry up after the Senior Spring Tenno Sho? WHAT THE FUCK
>>538080247I'm only doing parent borrow runs and I'm at 400kWtf are you doingI did use Kawakami Princess for a few runs though
When can I date the Director?
surprised more aren't Biwa for gemini stam. I made a solid Bancho so decided to run her sis>first try S and all gold recovs>20+ brian/golshi each rngesus such a fickle mistress
>>538080247do 3 runs a day. do the triple crown racesdon't loseearn 300k fans per runyou'll get 40kpoints a dayyou'd be done with it already.if you don't have time for 3 runs a day, do bakushin runs with 5 speed + 1 event boost card where you don't read and just always pick the top option and press only speed until 1200 then press power. takes like 20 minutes.
damn our japanese characters club has really fallen off, they are not ranked anymoreif you guys are disbanding, can we get ralkos please
I only train my favorites and their legacies.
>>538080629imagine how annoying this creature must be
I think training for miles might be genuinely worse than longLITERALLY all the power cards fucking suck>e-erm actually this one isn't tha-it's terrible.
>>538080595forgot the fuckin' pic
>>538080593Every career happens simultaneously where a new instance of you is created specifically for that trainee and the trainer himself is a paradoxical merge of all timelines, /bag/got.
>>538080678>you'll get 40kpoints a day>you'd be done with it already.40kpoints a day would take over 2 weeks to finish it bwo...
>>538080806>he doesnt know about witmaxxingthe expected stat line for this mile CM will be 1200/1200/1200 lil bro
>>538080783>>538080629where did this creature originate
>>538079740Does the hat stay on during sex?
stopped caring about TT since i hit above 510k in one go with a parfait and got the 500 times achievement
have you noticed that Gold Ship actually has a very sexy body?
>>538079740How can Tracen students compete?
>>538080931The hat never comes off.
>>538080962All umas do she’s not unique
>>538080806E-erm your 18* sparks?????????
>>538079119>>538079224>>538079281it should give you a migraine
>>538080962proofs!?
>>538081040except Taishin
>>538080674>shit growth rates>shit blues>shit mile races>shit skillsshe doesnt really have anything going on for herself in this CMthe only reason people tolerate taishin is encroaching shadow, biwa has nothing like that
>>538081040Taishin does't really do it for me
>>538080945>not getting your free shit from random giftsBricked
>>538080751https://youtu.be/KJmAra3DztM
>>538080247Bakushin + witmax +Borrow Kawakami Princess MLB / user Dober cards. Gets 20k+event points a run
>>538080806I'm not seeing it. I have a 3lb hishi amazon and an mlb bourbon and those cards are fucking great, they carry my horses to 1200 speed/power with ease. I fell for the "power cards are shit" meme early on, but no longer
>>538081040Taishin is the sexiest.
>>538080593Every trainee has a trainer you can self insert as, is not one guy
>>538081105biwa has 2 guaranteed gold recov from pot5, thats what i was alluding to. For reference - my decks not great too
>>538080361they turned the lolrandum up way too high when writing her career for the game. she's somewhat more coherent in the anime which I think is a better overall depiction. still love her though
>>538081420S3 Golshi made me feel a feel I can't describe.
When first turn looks like this I want to masturbate
>>538078128>no 3* despite having done her legend racesmmmmmmmnyo. YOU failed her, anon
>>538064920>Won 2/3 races for the tiara for my daughter/wife ScarletI let her down. Scarlet won every single race except for the second race for the tiara. I deserve death. She's suppose to be always number 1.
>mfw I dusted all my 1200 stam horses three weeks ago, because they didn't have long S
THIS BITCH KEEPS DOXXING ME
>>538081352hishi amazon also gives spurt, which will also be good next cm
who is this smug boy and why is he showing off so much of his midsection?
>>538081418one gold is 75% effectiveanother one is 60% effective
> +70 speed training> 4% chance to fail> fail itI would be upset if it wasn't already a useless run due to no long spark triggering
>>538080459at some point there's an affinity change.currently the races 2 legacies have in common boosts their affinity score 1 per shared race. in the future this only applies to overlapped G1s but is worth 3 eachaffinity is not a stat saved in veteran umas, so the mechanic change effects all umas made before the change too. So G1 matching is a minor optimization you can be doing now that will make a good parent even better down the line.I don't know how those affinity boosts are applied though, to which legacy the boosts are applied, or if it only boosts the overall total number, but I do know some of my parents have so much race overlap that i get 2 rings with just 1 parent.A bit of a side-track, but something's been bothering me lately, idk if its the community or cygames but one of the two is annoying me. people keep saying the total affinity doesn't matter and only the individual affinity does. if that's true, it's really annoying that the only affinity measure is for overall and only functionally gives "terrible, okay, great" as its possible readouts. I know games data is often obfuscated, but this particular system just reeks of either cygames being fully retarded malicious douchebags, or players making shit up, and both cases leave a sour taste in my mouth.
>>538081749which is better than playing the rng roulette unless yer whale
>>538081167>one of the prizes is like 3 caratsI would say I wipe my ass with 3 carats but TP is 30
I know gold skills have higher chance of sparks, but do skills with 2 levels do anything be having them lvl 2 (double circle)?
>>538081420I agree, I had to skip most of her story because I couldn't take it anymore
>>538081793>second paragraphYeah, I can't believe Cygames would present information in a misleading way. This is so unlike the rest of Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
>>538081973yes
It's unfair that I have to wait a whole year for this angry nerdAngry nerds have rights too
Isn't it just lovely?
>>538081942BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>538081973It increases the amount but the point to increase value is lower it also does increase spark chance but not as much as a gold
>>538081662It's important to document history
I hate super creek so fucking much and hope her character gets ruined in the media somehow. Fucking retarded whore.
>>538081793that change is way far off and as more skills/umas/scenarios/CM races get added, you'll be remaking legacies anyway.
>>538082053she's gonna run shitty races that suck ass?
>>538081939goldship has two 100% effective recoveries (maestro + specialist) and insane growth ratessame for ogurii want to fuck biwa as much as the next guy but she's an extremely whale character to build because you have to compensate for so much disadvantage compared to the above f2p options
>>538082086Would Rice be an abusive wife?
I want to have sex with my umas. What should I do?
>McQueen completes her Cooldown event on Junior year when I have no stamina to survive the checkTHANK YOU CYGAMES
>>538082196no she'll just poison your dinner and then stab you with her daggers
...I forgot about the 2 G1 wins
>>538081687Yeah, I got it on accident a bunch while training mile/sprint TT horses with that deck.
>>538081973double circle increases the chance from 20% to 25% iirc
>>538082171She's cute.
>>538080806I do not care. Hishiama is my only MLB and I got 3 fucking SSR Vodkas trying to get SC. If I don't win that CM I will kill myself. >t. titlelet
I love to argue about nothing and gaslight people about a videogame.
>>538082251just roll high on the 30% bro
what's the exact difference between a gold inspiration and a normal one? no resource or sloptuber explains what's exactly going on besides YOU GET MORE
>>538082272Based and retardpilled
>>538082438it just means you procced a 3* spark
>>538082184the one i shared is f2p. Shes possibly the only current uma you could get 4 gold on f2p, unless mayb tach if you count unique. I do accept her unique prol useless and growth is booty
>>538082362i love this outfit bros
>>538082362>I love to argue about nothing and gaslight people about a videogame.You belong in /umajp/ instead of here then
>>538082478Wrong.>>538082438you dont need to know more than that. it just means more instances of sparks happening
>>538082438YOU GET MORE
>>538081205Daiwa Scarletto is so fucking cute. Wedding alt when?
Who are you saving for bwos
>>538082196All the confidence boosting and realization of the power difference could lead to her overcorrecting her meekness into being domineering
why the fuck are we so slow on a friday night bro
>>538082362god damnit i hope rudy spooks me pulling for s.maru
>>538082634all my bros are on dates with their umas
>>538080806>18* stam sparks to never touch stam trainings>Vodka+Pasa power cards or Hishiama/Vodka>Spam speed and do power sometimes>Easy 1200/1200 plus VodkaSkill issue?
>>538082595Angry nerd
>>538082362It's Bay Uma summer ningen woman
>>538082745She doesn't look angry... just annoyed
>>538082595
>>538080806uhmmmm bro your MLB BOURBON and HISHI AMAZON? 40 friendship bonus and 50 specialty priority is no joke
>thought we were gambling with sparks>go on twitch for drops>guy just spent 7k chaos and got nothing>still doing it>whole worldwide currency market is collapsing in real timeI-its not so bad here i guess...
So what will a CM3 deck look like? We're going for 1200/x/1200/x/1200 right? And what's the stamina req for mile again?
Run was so fucking awful with Goldship that I just gave up since she kept failing every other 13% average training fail rate. Fuck this stupid whore and fuck this CM.
>>538082631I want her to dominate me.
CLICK RAINBOW CLICK RAINBOW CLICK RAINBOW>>538082634All the shitposters went to the hollow knight threads on /*/
How many umas are in jail? Do they have their own prisons?
>>538082869WEI!
>>538082958>7k chaosIs that a lot in poo2? In 1 it's nothing.
>>538082595My wife
>>538080806Yuor Oguri bwo??
>>538082634sorry danchou... im still playing silksonggonna request some dirt shoes after this boss
>Both Rudolf and Air Groove run miles as their first races even though they both suck at themwtf is wrong with them
>>538082595NTR
I have minimal information on the next big race and what is meta, but I am guessing it's Gold Ship again
https://youtu.be/he1Y1omVRnQMy wife and her daughter
>>538083118oh you sweet summer child
>>538083047That back...
>>538083118Gold Ship is for people that think rick and morty is funny.
>>538083002>CLICK RAINBOW CLICK RAINBOW CLICK RAINBOW!!! STAMNADO ALERT !!!
>>538082970700 stam 310 guts. 1200 rest.
>finally got my first A+The secret technique was... to get retarded fucking luck.>Early Charming from Tosho, for once>Practice perfect from i-can't-remember>Hard worker or whatever the thing that give you more skills hints on top of it (procced in Senior and didn't seemed to do much, but still)>friendship/rainbow stack actually appearing more than once per run, no 5+ stack in guts for 3 turn in a row>no gold ship having mood downs about you fixing her moodYes, I know it's still garbage. Hopefully it will be enough to sneak in A for a bit, like in CM1.
love my wife, simple as.
>>538083118nah its taishin track
>>538083118It's never gold ship again, anon. We'll finally be free
>>538083031Basically he intends to spend around a quarter of a mirror on it.
>>538082595Summer MaruzenskyI didn't care about the meta umas beyond parents but then I rolled Maruzensky and fell in love. Now I have no choice but to walk the path of the villain.
>>538083280Oh thank god. I hated racing her.
>>538083228so like....3 speed 2 wit 1 power?
>>538083357>I'm not a metaslave, I-I just actually like her !!Sure, chud.
>>538083118>Stick around, comrade.>I know things are bad right now, but>It's gonna get way worse
EXPLODEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_ZMVLKkPXMDANCE
>>538083348brian is fine too
>gaslight generalare people here kikes or something
>>538083552I have no doubt that you'll find some way to fuck this up
My oshis? Seiun Sky, summer Maruzensky and Christmas Oguri.
>>538083580SEA. They think lying to people is cool, prime normalfag material.
>>538083445You'd understand if you actually read her campaign.
>>538082595I'll just read stories and roll if I like the first 4 and have 30k.
>>538083230>no spurt>wet conditionsmy dude, wtf are you doing
>>538083552inject the specialty deprioritization algorithm
>>538083552ESL bro, you're supposed to prolong the Os not the Es and also to say it after someone else posts a good result, not to yourself
>>538082595I'm hooooooooarding for the kita rerun and mass spark banner
>>538083627
When new scenarios are added will umas run different races or the same ones? Do they ever add more races or is it just the ones we have now? I'm wondering if it would be possible for my wife to win all of the trophies some day (now is impossible because she's locked out of running a few by the career goals).
>>538082251It could be worse. She gave me deep breaths at like October of 3rd year when I had 980 stamina earlier...
>>538083773>you have to do it the way i want not the way you wantkys pajeet you will never be a meme janny
>>538083228>310 guts>mile250>>538083396stam or stam-power inheritflip the wit and power. you don't need to be a mega-mind, 12x12x6 will not have any noticable performance dip from 12x12x12
>>538083552I hope you have no rainbow summer with many migraines.
>>538083796
>>538083735>didn't drop despite parent having 6* of it>pocket change buy
>>538083686I haven't pulled her.
>>538084008
So,how much stamina and recoveries are we farming for again?
Tight, young and fresh uma cunt
>>538083445Plenty of hag enjoyers here
>>5380842391000+ stam2.5 gold recovery
Why are we farming groundwork parents when I can just get lucky from Oguri SSR?
>>538084239600 two golds and hoping nobody has debuffs
>>538084245
>>538084154It's over for you.
>>538084336its not just groundwork its front savvy + 3 greens + early lead + fast pace
>>538083568Best song
>>538083796AAHHHH JOCKEY ON ME
Everyone has Gold Ship but me
>>538084239Absolute minimal 1000ish plus two goldTarget goal of 1200 with three golds
>>538083230>salivatesI would kill for those numbers. This is the turd Golshi I just trained, for comparison. >no speed rainbows during/after senior summer>no long S>no spurt (but that doesn't exist anyway)Only thing good is 3 gold recoveries. Fuck me this rng is ass. ASS I TELL YOU
>>538084154she is coming again soon
>>538084423Then save for her Summer outfit you dingus.
>>538084545I am saving for more important things.
I'm falling for the CBT propaganda
Why is Kita always shown as the pure and innocent uma while Dia is shown as the cock hungry semen demon ?
Does he post that desperation copypasta with rice shower for a reason? What's the connection? Is there a similarity between the characters he uses across all the various threads? Is it always a loli or a goth or something?
>>538084545Woah now I'm coming again soon too!!
>>538084650I love cock and ball torture.
>>538084703because its the other way around in bed
Fucking finallyAfter so goddamn longFinally got myself a 9* stamina umaSo many 3* speed and power sparks, felt so good to finally see a 3* stamina spark
>>538084728it's a bot newfag
>>538084538My deck was 4 speed / 2 stam, with parents being speed too.But yeah, bullshit luck was the clear MVP.
>>538084703Kita is boring as shit so most people just assume she is an innocent filly.Dia on the other hand is a proper lady semen demon
>>538084873your'e winner
>>538084879yeah okay but there's still some kind of decision making process as to what image it posts in each thread.just because its a bot doesn't mean there's no trendline you cunt.
Can someone help me
>>538084873How many runs did it take? I'm on run 25ish rn
>>538084873post her full sparks so we can dampen your mood by making fun of the total lack of good pink green and white sparks.
>>538085019>replying to a tranny defending botsanon...
>>538084650is it true that her parents used to be a trainer and trainee from tracen?
I have 261 clocks...
>>538085019>lust provoking image to garner attentionfuck off retard>>538085176nice boogieman you created in your head. take your meds
>do a run with the sole purpose of getting the 2 Japanese Oak sashes I'm missing for Groove pot5>derbyday.jpg>sad I can't run dahby but at least we're looking good for Oaks. >decide to check out trainings just for the masochism>actual 4 way speed rainbow>sheeeiiiitnegro.jpg>I'm not even mad, don't even need the speed>perfect impulse control, my hand doesn't even twitch in the slightest>dog starts barking like mad, wants to be let outside>go and open the door for him, stay outside fucking around with the dog for a while cause I've been barely remembering to feed him during all this CM prep>end up playing fetch for like 20 minutes>come back to PC>mindlessly open trainings>oh shit quad rainbows! easiest click of my life>actually reflect back for a second for once in my fucking life>...
>>538084981I feel like oneCould really feel the burnout, glad I can finally break way from that and work on something else>>538085069Anon, I couldn't even countA couple weeks ago, I posted a pic of nothing but McQueens filling up my veterans page, it hasn't gotten better. And that would be after gluing the lot.>>538085147Don't worry, I know they're bad. 2* front runner, no URA, only 6 whites.It's not ideal, but I can build off of her.But there is victoria, hopeful, left handed, and corner recovery. All 1*But. I. Have. A. 9*. Stamina. Parent.
>>538084650this man is carrying the CBT fanbase on his back
>like 4 threads of global discussion across different boards>the only JP discussion thread is just two retards arguing about nothingwhy did this happenhow did this happen
Uhhh bros I don't see Umaooo in the top 100 anymore
>>538084650What do wet umas smell like
>>538085348you started it, freak
>>538085571I'm not Japanese bwo
>>538083773Only brown people (and rural parts of civilized countries) take English seriously
alright boys I won every medium and long G1 with these skillswhat are the sparks gonna be
>>538085398DAAAAHB-Feed your dog retard.
>>538085665>no argumentI accept your concession.
I don't remember NTR being this stacked
>>538085596You could say it's....heh... Umaooover for them
>>538084873good job club member
>>538085596half of them are grubbas and GW is starting soon, or something
>>538085697straightaway recoveryup tempo
>>538085697G1
>>538085571Untranslated Japanese games always drew the most mentally ill people (I used to play visual novels a lot). Now you are selecting the most mentally ill people from the community of people that plays gacha games. It's a recipe for surefire schizoid behaviour
>>5380856971* guts 1* Playtime's Over
>>538085767Always been for me
>>538085571no wonder we get the occasional JP poster>>538085767it's not your fault two retards are fighting
>>538085596>106It's overTime to raise the quota dancho
>>538085795
>>538085818>>538085828>>538085831:(
>>538085795Shut the fuck up Rudolf
>>538084617>maru next month>kitasan rerun or oguri in christmas/january?
remember to manipulate your trainee
4 more okay wins to go till Daiwa p5 and I can start trying to build a rocket.
I've done at least 3 runs a day everyday for like two weeks and I basically am locked to get a 1* spark everytime, with the exception of my single 3* speed spark that gave me exactly 0 white sparks with it so its pretty much useless. When does this become less miserable?
>>538085931
>>538085893bro you can't just doxx an entire club like that
>>538085893Oh look, there's meWhy are you posting names?
>>538085883>>538085830I fully invite you to look at the thread right now. It's peak schizophrenia with two retards calling each other globaltards or schizos and I just want to discuss my game.
Still in Love at First SightDay 15 edition
Is there any way to get Tachyon wit to proc the savvy event?
Let's see what Grass Wonder thinks.
>>538085468>Anon, I couldn't even countAll this to get second place to the whales huhworth it, at least your club is thriving off the fan you get each run
>>538085305She keeps talking about how they eloped and how you two are similar to them
>>538085975I'm getting Kitasan and Biwa (Oguri can come too).
>>538085893You can see the moment grubbers left to go grind
>>538085893AAAIIIIIEEEEE THE NAAAAMES COVER THE NAMES
Who cares what she thinks
>>538086043>>538086075>>538086221It's public info now nerdsBlame chronowife
Why is Chrono Genesis a keibafagwas the real horse also interested in racing and placed bets before races
>>538086080unfortunately it's more a /vg/ problem than anything, as time goes on communities on /vg/ fill with people less interested in discussing the game and more interested in making their own entertainment and may not even like or care for the game anymore.
>>538085893>that crashLmao he peaced out
>>538085893THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T INVITE YOUR GLUEFANTASY FRIENDS DANCHOU
>>538085893Shin...
time for daily sex with Teio
>>538086173Yeah, I'll lose out to whales, but I'm just happy to get what I wantBeen autistically grinding so that I could have the best parents I can for my favorite.Can borrow now for a very high affinity 18* stam, which is what I plan to do for now, but I haven't taken off a second high affinity 9* stam parent, but I want to leave that for laterMuch later.
>>538086197>360° and walk away
>>538086216>>538086374why did grubbers ditch? what's going on over there?
>>538084650Good, good.Let the CBT flow through you.
>>538085893Time to kill this Shin guy
>reading trendlines on a graph that encompasses 4 dayslol
>>538086439>360
>>538086451Guild Wars
>>538085571I personally moved to global because even before its release we didn't really have enough people to discuss things. At least in popular threads you can filter out seaniggers and have some decent posts.
>>538086486Is this sex ready?
>>538086523>being this new
Melasuda Kinen
>>538086540...how long until they come back?
>>538086523I'm aware, but the joke doesn't work if I say 180
>>538085893the meteoric rise and fall of a man named Ludi
>>538084703Because it's the truth
>>538086276Well yea, horse racing isn't just for humans to enjoy. Don't you see horses cheering each other on during a race?
>>5380866085~7 days then GW happens again in 2 months
>>538086517It's even funnier that it's only 4 days, grubtards dropped so fast for GW
they are massive
>>538085893>our lord and saviors, the top of the crop>106its so fucking over
>>538086540As in drama, or the actual game?Do people still play guild wars?
Chrono would threaten to doxx people on Umachan
el pan>>538086749>>538086749>>538086749
>tazuna bond 60% before make debut>still not dating her after classic summerdid i misclick her event or something? This seems way too long a delay to get her event. it usually procs within like 3 turns of her hitting the bond up. Do you have to get a "good job" event to trigger it?
Does /uma/ tip their minimum wage food service workers?
>>538086726/uma/ club seems to have taken their spot
>>538086080>I fully invite you to look at the thread right now.I'm good.
>>538086765the event gets boost priority during the first year, if you don't get it during first year then it gets the same priority as any other event
>>538086818I'd give her my tipAll two inches
>>538086743GW is an event in GBF that requires you to grind for a week straight.
>>538086080>I fully invite you to look at the thread right now. It'sI am having fun playing the game
>>538087018OhI just joined that club pretty recently, so I have no idea about anything gbfWas hoping to learn some juicy club drama
>>538086861which one?
>>538080931No one can know the dark secrets hidden underneath.
>>538086743>As in dramalmao you are cooked
>>538086743imagine CM, but literally 100x worst.
