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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm
9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race
9/21 - 10/4: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

>Thread Circles
JP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsuma
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog
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>>538155482
finally, proper bread
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THE GOAT
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What do you do in this situation?
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Is "I can see right through you" actually good? I'm still unsure about how those movement/ awareness abilities work.
Training for the upcoming cm.
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>>538155667
worthless for now
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ウマオオオオbrehs our top 100... danchode do something...!!
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cute
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DAIWA SCARLETTO
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is there a better screen for reviewing your borrow umas? the screen you select them in career doesn't have enough information unless theres a way to drill down i don't know about and going through your follow list 1 at a time sucks
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>>538155641
accept your destiny
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>>538155702
>for now
What changes in the future?
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>>538155641
Why even reference MGSV if you are not gonna match the mood
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i finally got a 3* stamina grand-grandparent
that's a start
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Mayano Top Feet
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I'm basically out of time for any more CM2 parent runs. Which tachyon should I use?
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>>538155482
i drew an uma for this one
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>>538155702
Thought so, thanks

>>538155723
I got her hot spring ticket then rolled the worst rng ever with mood downs and ailments. I'm still seething over it
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>>538155709
trust the plan
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>>538155723
Confirmed to be into daddy play huh
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Is Twin Turbo retarded, stupid or dumb?
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>All my TT and daily races done
>Daily shop hasn't opened once
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>do CM2 tests with 2 taishins
>witlet taishin refuses to get into a good position
>taishin with more wit jobs to worse horses for no reason
idgi
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>>538155750
Hold click on the Uma you are selecting?
Like, hold click on almost anything opens up details. I think this might help you.
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>>538155864
No, but thanks for asking.
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GODDAMNIT GOLD SHIP
Still needed 300 more stats. FUCK THIS RNG
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I really wish there was a front runner spurt skill or something that allows an Uma to get that bit of oomph in the final 200 meters.
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>>538155912
uma musume is luck game
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>>538155864
she is just suffering from turbo lag
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>>538155482
Thank you baker, I hope you were the guy asking for tips how to bake and it wasn't the other guy asking for malicious reasons. Good job.
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>shit blues on both my 8* groundworks
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Thanks anon from last thread for let me know about this tool. Not as good as manual but friging awesome for farming parent/spark.
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>>538155864
No. It's a race. Running your best is how you win. How does it make any sense to run slow? If anything she is the smartest Uma.
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>>538155889
running low on clocks again?
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>>538155848
actually kinda fucked up how i recruited a 300mil fans player who already grinded 20m fans for the month and we are falling in rank.........
i'm going to have to crack the whip a little earlier than i usually do this month.
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/drbeuT_BwYA
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Sweaty Kitasan…
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>>538155482
cute!!!!!!!!
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Left or right? How much is spurt worth?
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>only 200k event points
am i gonna make it
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>>538155918
holy shit. ty anon. i only play on pc i didn't stop to consider gay ios interface stuff
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What are our (sexual) thoughts on oguri cup?
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>>538154342
Soon™
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>one third of the club hasn't logged in this month
>one third is mostly bots from two or three "people" to farm daily borrows
>the bots trade shoes exclusively between themselves
>and the rest is casually playing the game, except one dude
Grim
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>>538156017
same, it's a village of WIT and GUTS. I am working on direct Seiun Sky parents now and I refuse to go further until I score a good groundworks + usable blue and pink.
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>>538156109
No I just need to keep getting star pieces for all the sub-3*s I use. And especially Mejiro Ryan because I'm sick of having to borrow her as a parent.
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>>538156183
10k x 3 x 7 = 210k just do your dailies
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>>538156183
Only if you purposefully throwaway TP on event point farming instead of parent/ace grinding.
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>>538156196
Tell me about Oguri. Why does she wear a visible thong?
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>>538156183
You’d need around 40 more URA clear career runs to get around 400k
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>>538156243
if youre the guy who already grinded 10m fans this month wanna join ウマオオオオ? :)
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>>538156131
i don't think 40 mil is enough for top 100 desutbh, the grubbers will probably be able to make up for ditching the first week though so it's only a temporary blip
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>>538156308
those are so damn expensive it makes me want to scream cyjew cyjew cyjew
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>>538156345
More importantly, what is that orange thing coming out of her pussy?
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>>538155951
All skills are spurt skills for front runners if you stack enough of them. Just build a big ass lead and don't die lmao.
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>>538156345
imagine
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>>538156243
Don't listen to >>538156375

Why would you join a 2nd-rate club when the most prestigious /uma/ club, /uma/ club, is about to have an opening?
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LOOK AT THAT SHIT EATING GRIN
YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT YOU'RE OVER THE STAT CHECKS AND JUST WANTED TO THROW, FUCKWIT
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who else power pilled
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>>538156440
The Pixiv tag is バイブINパンツ.
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good
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>>538155828
top right
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so proud of my facehugger
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>>538156375
>>538156530
That's not me. I'm fairly certain the grindgod is one of the botters, I don't see why he would stick around otherwise.
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How do I break the news to danchou that our previous month biggest earner has stopped playing the game since reset and is now just logging for shoes
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Why is shadowverse, the worse game with less players, getting all the marketing and attention from cygames while uma blows up in popularity but gets neglected?
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>>538156418
It's not if everyone only does the minimum but we have plenty of farmers
If everyone was on curve for the quota at the very least then we'd be in the 70s.
Usually we don't have an issue with players being on curve for quota but this month we got 10 people (1/3rd) doing under 1.33m daily average so far according to Chrono. Of course this can change if people do binge days later in the month but it's a bit concerning since we've never dropped down this far before.
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I'm tired
this will have to do
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>>538156131
>i recruited a 300mil fans player

Please share with the class where from :^)
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WHAT IS THE ORANGE BAND
WHAT IS IT
I NEED TO KNOW THE OFFICIAL INFO
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>>538155773
Speaking of MGS, where is my Taiki Shuttle doing famous Ocelot revolver spins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-0XPK687mY
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>Change to a better star uma after reset
>somehow 5 people already found me and followed me
Damn they work fast
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which came first
playing grub or mental illness
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>>538155828
kinda depends on what your borrow has but w/out that info probably top right
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>>538156726
>concentration
Torena...
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I love teio. But I get boner from teio abuse art.
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>>538156726
>concentration
bwo..........................
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Does Urara's Day Off have any use? It's so cute, but I never see it suggested for any build.
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Can i win ura with this, assuming i level up the cards a little?
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>>538156752
From another 4chan club
Where else
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leglocking uma when
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
of course it failed
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>>538156559
YOU
YOU KEKED MY MAYANO TOP GUN FROM TOP 5
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>>538156840
>>538156875
Eh, its gonna be fine. Gotta be ahead of the other Golshis.
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Decent parent for Golshi for CM
393384252302
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>>538156726
TTGOD...
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>>538155773
Fun things are fun
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DANCHOU
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>>538156131
40mil is too low for top 100 if everyone facehugs it
may have to ask the club what they want or just use the month to purge.
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>>538157075
snitch!
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3/3 deck is absolute glue city holy shit
I've been running this for the past week non stop and it hasn't produced even a single 1100/1100 horse. Most runs end up with something abysmal like 900/1000

I literally somehow get more stamina running just super creek + 4S + something random than i do running 3 stamina cards

I don't even understand why this is so shit
How is 4 speed cards a guaranteed 1200 speed by early senior year, yet going down to 3 leave you with only 900-1000 by career end?
How does tripling your stamina cards have no, if not a a negative effect on stamina gain?
This is bullshit
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>>538156973
>for golshi
>1* spurt
hmm... nyo
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>>538156973
no one wants to borrow this trash when databases exist, stop spamming this shit
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>>538157262
Hey what the frick be nice dude.
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>>538157194
yeah it sucks
3/3 lowrolls feel awful and it lowrolls a lot
in theory it should give you exactly what you want if you luck out but the numbers are against you
4/2 runs at least give you the somewhat occasional dopamine of a big click, some 3/3 runs are just cock and ball torture.
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>>538157194
>4 speed cards a guaranteed 1200 speed by early senior year,
H-haha, yeah...
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>>538157194
>4 speed gets guaranteed 1200 speed by early senior year
I fucking wish
My usual 4 Speed layout is MLB Kitasan/MLB Halo/3LB Sweep/3LB Eishin and some of my Golshi runs end up so shit that she doesn't even hit 1000 by the end
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>>538157075
Rice Shower is dead...
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>>538155918
Still annoying. It takes 1 second of pressing to open that.
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>>538156534
>7 lengths
holy shit that's terrible. Blocked or were you running the Kikuka Sho with only 325 stamina?
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>>538157075
is that the taurus platinum title rice or the other one
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>check club stats
>latest login was 1 day ago
Heh, my club is the best
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>>538155482
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IT'S MARVELOUS SUNDAY
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Test
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>>538157194
It's all down to luck. You must proc multiple URAs, you must have multiple 5 trainings with 2 or more rainbows and basically have zero downtime to random bullshit events. Your summers also must be stacked.
>got mood down? you better get auto +mood next turn
>energy low? force another RNG +energy event through sheer power of will
Just get lucky.
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ANY GUESS FOR WHO THE NEXT LEGEND RACE IS? WANT TO 3* DAIWA AND TOP GUN BUT DON'T WANT TO WASTE THE STATUES OF THEY'RE NEXT LEGEND RACE
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>>538157102
If everyone facehugs the quota line then yea, we'd actually be looking at a 60mil monthly quota just to keep top 100 which is kinda insane and I think enforcing such a quota would kill off half the club whereas there wouldn't be enough available anons around to fill the spots.
I don't think we'd need to go for that sort of quota to maintain top 100 just need a couple of the lowest-earned fans players this month to start playing again.
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I want to have 10 kids with Cheval Grand.
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>>538157580
the 2* umas are creek and mayano
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>>538157194
>cafe not MLB
>McQueen not 3LB
Found the problem
also if you are training a +20% stam uma you can just go 4/2 and try to high roll
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Guess I'm prepping for mile...
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I thought the Irish had plank asses?
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>>538157582
I don;t think quota needs raised either. Just let a few people die in the next check in or two and then remove them if they aren't busy, and recruit a few more people that hopefully won't tow the quota line and it'll be fine.
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I run this on basically anything at this point
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trying to build daiwa for this cm is horrid
really glad she has 20% growth rate in...... guts
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>>538155951
Mihono Bourbon's ult + Unrestrained = what you seek
1. You have to give her Concentration, Late Start = no proc
2. You have to give her 500+ wit and pray to RNGesus because Rushed even once = no proc
Teach her Resplendent Red Ace and she FUCKS if they actually proc back to back.
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>>538157075
another guy is also approaching the 3d so maybe he's waiting to kick both
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>>538157194
>How is 4 speed cards a guaranteed 1200 speed by early senior year
yeah fuck no it's not. I wish....
>t.ran 4spd and got 900 speed by career end
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>club member shares chronogenesis so we can all check our daily fan farming
>check out mine
>find out I am doing 2 million daily
Ironically I wasn't fan farming but I was trying to get a team for cm2, now I pretty much am done building it and I accept it I'm not getting to the finals most likely so now I'm just chilling with a run or two a day with bakushin
Is 2 million a day acceptable anyway or is it still too little?
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I hate this stupid fucking game
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>>538157834
Post it
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>>538157582
How many fans is that "lower" line of yours?
I already hit 20mil this month blowing my own clubs quota
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https://youtu.be/iB9ywOG9eW4?list=RDiB9ywOG9eW4

Time for some fun CONDOR facts!

>Largest flying animal in the world
>Despite its massive size and solemn bearing, it is a very peaceful, docile animal.
>Monogamous for life.
>Worshipped since the neolithic.
>A mythological king of the skies, often depicted as right hand to the primordial water gods, such as at Chavín de Huántar, a 3.000 year old massive temple complex which inspired the Inca megastructures. It houses dozens upon dozens of Condor sculptures in it, and its craftsmanship has been praised by artists such as Pablo Picasso, who cited Chavín culture art as one of his main inspirations.
>Since time immemorial, the Condor has been contrasted with the Llama. The proud ruler of the highest spheres and the hardworking (and delicious) ungulate, a symbol of earthly life.
>The word 'sacred' doesn't begin to describe how much devotion this magnificent beast garnered throughout almost every single Pre-Columbian civilization, for untold millennia.
>During the time of Spanish colonization, the Condor became a symbol of bittersweet hope in the face of cataclysmic destruction and enslavement. Soaring high above the snowy Andes, hugging the clouds, free and untouchable, it came to be seen as the 'soul' of the Andean peoples, ever free and untameable despite centuries of oppression.
>Though the Spanish bull might've trampled everything in its wake on land, the skies will forever belong to the Condor, the true eternal ruler of the Americas!
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>>538157795
I don't remember divorcing this cutie
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>>538157580
Look at the schedule, Dasca is late next year
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Daiwa Scarlet? Yeah she's BASED.
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Why did it have to be Pace pink...
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>>538157834
I've run 2 SPD on a 0% SPD gainer and only +21 SPD from parents (one 3* SPD spark) and Tazuna +40 and ended up with 1100. And also ended up with 800. Umamusume is RNG game.
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>>538156196
Pretty mid really. Plenty of better umas for that
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>>538157194
>mlb creek kita halo flash
goddamn those are good cards, your rng really hates you
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>>538157867
>>538157982
>get 3* blue
>fucking complain anyways
Fuck you. I hope you get 1000 1* guts afterwards.
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>>538157982
Seiun Sky drops in 30 hours by the way...
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>>538156725
>Of course this can change if people do binge days later in the month but it's a bit concerning since we've never dropped down this far before.
again I'd give it another week before hitting the panic button danchou, the cope is to think of it as a race and for this month we're just playing end-closer
though if the grubkeks don't compensate for slacking the first week then it might be time for a purge
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turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
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>>538157075
thats my club!
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>>538157861
depends on your club rank
I'd say it's something i expect in A+
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>>538156882
wait for guts buffs
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>>538158062
yeah I love getting utter dogshit on a 3 blue after geting good shit on awful sparks
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so if racetracks never change
how is future 1600 stamina stats useful?
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>no spurt
>no long S
eh, that's a usable grandparent at least
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>3 caramel mob umas in the same race..
this game really needs to add more caramel umas, just Hishi and Kris S is a goddamn shame
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>>538158062
>he still cares about 3* blues
we're nearly 3 months into global anon
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>>538157816
Thanks for the tip! That helps a lot
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>>538152613
Fufufu...
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>>538157901
I did here: >>538155945
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>>538158218
Kill yourself faggot.
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So is this card any "good" or is it "doodoo peepee garbo trash dumpster fire never ever fucking use it in your life if you use it kill yourself" ?
I have no idea what all the stats really do, but I got you guys.
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>>538158218
Same shit happens to me. Game is sentient and it hates us.
>>538158295
Yeah, because I only have a handful...
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>>538157920
Well the low line should be the basic minimum which is about 1.33m fans a day for a total of 40m fans a month.
5 days into the month, our lowest line should be at 6.66m fans.
Of course the beauty of a monthly quota is that you don't have to play every day so understandable if some people are below this minimum for now, but the further someone falls behind the harder it is to make up for the gap. According to Chrono our lowest guy is at 2m for the month so far which is quite a ways from being on-curve.

>>538158114
The grubbers aren't the problem, they're still within our highest earners actually.
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>>538158409
it's ok if you lack a wit card for CM3 and can't afford to burn your borrow slot on one.
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>>538157075
>>538158153
same, we've been doing good with the 3d kick, better not ruin it with faggy quotas
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>>538158347
You're welcome. I love this cyborg so much.
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>>538158409
It's better than Fine Motion. It's not as good as Daiwa Scarlet's wit card, but lots of players wouldn't have it. For a welfare wit card, it's pretty good.
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>>538158409
"doodoo peepee garbo trash dumpster fire never ever fucking use it in your life if you use it kill yourself" i'm afraid
I tossed all the copies for rainbow cleats
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>>538158512
Best I got in wit department is Fine Motion and all the gold SR ones in MLB
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>>538155945
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>>538157582
i cant believe umao is the same rank as my casual club
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>>538158626
all of them are better than dober so use those
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>burning out on ace training for Gemini
>early testing for Cancer
Alright, might as well write my thoughts about Cancer cup. I do assume most of these are well known to begin with.

>max speed
>high power
>dont undershoot stamina below around 600
>velocity for front, acceleration/velocity for others
>focus, groundworks, tail+skills to trigger it
>as far as debuffs go, you got speed and acceleration ones, stamina drain will probably be not as effective because 100 extra stamina is enough to counter it.

Just had a perfect TM game to demonstrate
>TM
Great place to take not of what not to for track length. Poorly made uma shows you exactly what to avoid.

So, here we got four fronts. In CM you will often see two fronts ran in pairs.

https://files.catbox.moe/frzd7m.mp4

>every other front has 1200 speed, daiwa has only 1030 speed
>whale overcapped stamina/wit and left the power around 600
>my team has 1000-1200 power
>air groove has good stamina, daiwa and vodka dont
>his aces got hit by two speed debuffs and poor power made them dead in the water

You can clearly see how Daiwa, even with 200 speed less fought for the first place just because she accelerated better and kept blocking the other three. Also Red Ace is great for contesting the first place midrace. Also take note of Vodka not having focus and how much late start screws you in mile.

You can also see how Vodka, the 1200 power ace didnt have enough stamina and Air Groove with 1k power obscenely spurted with her trigger because her stamina was good.

Also notice how much of a shitshow will the last spurt be.
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>>538158218
we posting unfortunate 3* sparks now? Right before I was going to do another rudolf parent run for CM too....
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I've never used wit cards, am i missing something?
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>>538158646
>that clickbait
Sorry but I have never seen such bullshit before
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>>538158739
wit obviously
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>>538158512
>>538158575
>>538158581
>>538158691
/uma/ is a gaslighting general
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>>538158409
it is free SSR
you use it if you dont have a MLB SR or SSR
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>>538157959
>BASED
>Miss Perfect
Yeah, I'd date her with long terms plans of marriage.
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>>538158739
I like to give my front sprinters and milers ~600 wit and having a wit card or two makes that easier.
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Is the extra 40 specialty priority from 4LB Kita compared to 3LB that much of a game changer?
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uma musume is hag game
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>>538158739
Wit rainbows recover energy bigly
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>>538158703
maybe I'm wrong but I feel like stamina thresholds are going to be a shell game again and they are going to get pushed up higher as debuffers get considered. 2400m was what, 800+1 gold? 600+0 feels a bit low if neicha ends up everywhere again. But that's just my hunch and not looking at any umalators.
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>>538157262
I am posting it again because it got a fair amount of borrows in 1 day and at least 6 people with /uma/ or something similar in their profiles added me for it. You don't have to use it, other people may still want it since its easier to roll straightaway spurt and bring your own parent with it than rolling spurt, decent long, and decent blues with all those other somewhat white sparks
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>>538158445
if you're going to increase the quota, it's better to do it sooner rather than later
maybe bump it up to 45m or 50m today then see by mid month if it needs to go to 60m
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>>538157952
Hey I'm really retarded, where is the schedule??
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>>538156973
I'll be borrowing but not for CM, is that okay?
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>>538158882
Yes and no. Yes because 80 specialty priority is the highest for a speed card period and will be for a long ass time. No because it's still god damn ~2/5 RNG bullshit and she can TECHNICALLY spend the entire run without showing up on the speed facility a single fucking time.
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>>538158931
There is no need to increase the quota until the day where everyone is meeting quota and we still fall short.
If everyone was meeting the quota at the very least right now we'd be placing in the 70s so the quota isn't the issue.
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I need a chill club
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>>538157262
be nice retardbro
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>Would let you hit right away if you begged
Kitasan Black
Maruzensky
Taiki Shuttle
Nice Nature
Matikanetannhauser
El Condor Pasa (forma de umamusume A)
Rice Shower (you think she's this but she's actually tier 3)

>Insists on a date and a movie first but weak to pressure
King Halo
Mayano Top Gun
Tokai Teio
Daiwa Scarlet
Narita Taishin
Mejiro Ryan
Doto

>Absolutely not without at least months of going steady
Symboli Rudolph
Tamamo Cross
Air Groove
Vodka
Silence Suzuka
Mejiro McQueen (she thinks she's this but actually she's in the first tier)
Mihono Bourbon (you think she's this but actually she just rapes you out of the blue)

>leads you on and always flirts but will only let you hit on HER terms
Curren Chan
Seiun Sky (but easily made tier 2 by a proactive toreina)
T.M. Opera O (thinks she's this but is actually tier 1)

>easy to trick into sex
Haru Urara
Sakura Bakushin O
Machifuku
Twin Turbo

>rapes you out of nowhere one day
Gold Ship
Super Creek
Grass Wonder
Agnes Tachyon
Narita Brian
Satono Diamond (she's gentle, don't worry)

>umacel
Smart Falcon

>loves food too much to have sex
Oguri Cap
Spechud
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>>538158882
>>538159063
To be clear, I'm talking about how the math for specialty priority is "out of 500". I forgot the math.
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>>538158409
It's good if you max limit break it, but Fine Motion is better, as are MLB Tachyon and Daiwa despite being SRs. Even 0LB Finemo is almost as good as MLB Dober. Marvelous Sunday wits SR might also be better, specifically for Cancer CM because Dober's skills suck.
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>>538159023
yeah, go for it mate, i wouldnt post it if I didnt want to let people use it.
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gemini cup killing me bros.. i need JP qol...
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Cute
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>>538158897
I...decided to make a speed debuffer and went with Golshi,out of all things. Didnt get the end closer speed debuff for late (intense gaze, pool speed SR has it for end closer), but i had a massive highroll on the baseline stats so now i have some weird debuffer third ace.
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>>538158541
the club is doing good cuz he kicked 5 shitters that only logged in for shoes and replaced them with people that actually play the game (well, except 1, but whatever)
keep doing that and it will thrive
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>>538158703
How much stam on the Vodka?
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It literally took 5 turns to remove fucking Taishin's practice poor debuff. How the fuck does that even work? I thought 3 turns was the maximum? What the fuck is this shit?
Got tissues, too. This game can be so infuriating.
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>>538159384
i can't believe we have spechudfags here
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stop with the debuff memes lmao
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imagine getting maruzensky drunk then rail her
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>>538159194
mambo...
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>>538159252
dont trust those on chronogenesis
they dont work
one guy in club is registered as offline for 3 days while being 2nd higest fan earner and gaining fans daily
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>kick 4 slackers out
>replace slackers with sweats
>everyone is doing their part at last
>club still drops in ranks
This CM shit really radicalised autists
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>>538159063
With any luck, maybe she'll roam to stamina if she decides she doesn't want to stay on speed
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>>538158703
Try sparkly stardom (Smart Falcon unique), it's pretty good for fighting because it activates almost immediately after getting in front of someone and there's no length requirement like on red ace (it says needs 1 second in gametora, but I don't believe that, in the race it activates even before it visually looks that she's ahead and position counter on the screen changes). Gives both acceleration and speed too.
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Noooooooooooooooo, she has a trash deck, she's gonna job
Also that's like my 10th ticket
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>>538156176
>Extra tank
Bricked. You should have grabbed any applicable skill other than that. It's nice that right has more stam, but the lower wit and speed is gonna hurt, especially if your golds don't proc. The power at least isn't gonna be such a big deal considering the length of the race.
I'd probably go with left.
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>>538159194
>>easy to trick into sex
>Haru Urara
MONSTER. SHE'S IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!
>Sakura Bakushin O
She'd be easy to trick (CHOWA!) but I feel like she'd want to make you happy anyways.

>>Would let you hit right away if you begged
>Kitasan Black
>Maruzensky
You wouldn't even have to beg Maruzensky. Just compliment her.
>Taiki Shuttle
Wrong tier. She'd want a date.
>Nice Nature
Yeah I can see it
>Matikanetannhauser
But also easy to trick. Mambo...

>>rapes you out of nowhere one day
>Gold Ship
>Super Creek
Yep.
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>>538159475
>imagine getting Maru drunk
She’d be the poster child for drunk driving. Do not
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who tf is this Dan Chode fella? Does he get paid???
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>>538159194
Kitasan is a slut?
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>>538159128
There is one called literally that

But it honestly might be a bit "too" chill desu
Chill is fine, but half the club appear to have stopped playing after the reset.

The club has potential to go for A I think, even with no quotas, but not in it's current state.
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>>538159393
Pretty bad, took breath to compensate. Joke on me for using too many power parents.
>>538159472
Hey, it makes other aces worse so your better aces can fuck them up. Would you rather have 3 aces or 2 aces and an extra that diminishes the enemy team?
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Which uniques are even good for gemini? Mejiro Ryan's? Does it even activate properly?
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>>538159326
yeah i know, but i'll bounce if theres gay fan quotas, getting a free 10 pull a month worth is more than good enough
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>>538159603
Kitasan and Diachan are also in middle school you know
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>>538159475
But she drinks juice
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>>538159124
I can't read, I thought you were saying it'll need to be increased to 60m for us to keep top 100...
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>>538159676
Well I actually want to play with other active player. I guess I'll have to wait for the monthly purge.
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>>538159791
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>>538159554
Thats a good point,i should breed that one in.
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>>538159475
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i don't have to win, i just have to DEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
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>>538159791
Cute
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>>538159252
site?
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>>538159713
get 600 stam300 guts for the speed bonus
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>>538159475
This but with a ponytail
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>>538159547
With my luck, all six of my cards, Lolikawa, AND Etsuko all hang out on the fucking guts facility.
It's funny to see during summer when Makween (+1 Guts) and King Halo/KSB (+1 power) and Twin Turbo (+1 speed) are all there together. Infuriating, but funny. Clicking guts gives me more power than clicking power. Same for all three of my fucking stamina cards hanging out on power during summer (with nobody on stamina). Clicking power gives me more stamina than clicking stamina...
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>>538159887
If everyone facehugged the quota line then yes, that would be the case. We've got enough guys who overperform however so we don't need to take that drastic step just yet unless we wanted to aim for Top 30 again.
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3 runs
3 borrows
0 long S
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>>538159932
KINOOOOOOOO
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>>538159841
KSB armpit sexo
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>>538159932
Why? Anon, don’t you want to win? Don’t you want your umas to be number one?!
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>>538160114
how many long sparks on legacies?
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>>538158004
Probably if they stat check you first again it's a gamble on not procing 30% of the time that better stat less recoveries risk a death more often
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>>538159993
Caps are around that imo.
I dont think Golshi is any good as an ace in this but for people with poor decks she is really good on getting stamina through sparks and events.
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>>538159932
Holy based
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>>538160197
12
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>>538159676
>>538160057
If every anon gave me 1$, I'll be so fucking rich...
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WHEN IS SEIUN I CANT WAIT ANY LONGER AAAAAAAAA
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>>538159713
I haven't tested shit yet myself but I get the feeling that 600ish stam + 2 recs will be the comfy stam range accounting for dedicated debuffers.

I'm also wondering whether Cygames ever buffed Late? It's such a fucking trash gamble style.
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teio bee
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>>538160228
It's not Firm, it's "Good". There's a difference.
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IT WAS 1% GENUINELY
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>>538155912
Higher wit can unironically cause her to do an overtake but put her in a worst position
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>>538160197
now you're just being mean
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2025 Sapporo Two-Year-Old Stakes (GIII)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WgSwXpr5XA
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2 golds, witlet, long A despite 12* long (fourth in a row)
but I think this might be the best I do
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>>538159932
Are we gonna sprint race this kino or what
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>>538159993
Explain?
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>>538160350
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>>538159252
Daily average considers their whole fan count. Not their current monthly count. You need to use the chart to determine slackers. A dude pulled 60M fans last month and 0 this month would still have a good dailly average.
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>>538160320
>>538160328
seiunbros...
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>>538160365
That's what you get for training an uma that can't even earn 300k fans a run

t. danchou
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mcqueen agemasen on 900 stamina
why even bother
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>accidentally borrowed Yaeno card for my Ace training run
There goes a daily borrow
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>>538159932
holy mother of based
anon I am begging you, please post your cm matches. Even if you don't win, it'd be fucking funny. I hope you win though
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>>538160464
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>>538160419
What are those creatures?
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if i was anime trainer spica i would definitely fuck silence suzuka desu
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>>538160328
I don't take orders from youtube thumbnails
I got 30k carats with her name on them
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>>538160328
Seiun Sky was taunting me since the Day 1, no way I'm fucking skipping her. Might as well call Special Chuds career a preview for Seiun Sky.
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>another 3 borrows with low statlines / no SC / no Mcqueen / no Long S
you know what maybe my current Aces are good enough and it's time to focus on Cancer.
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CM2 TEST ROOM
42349400
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>>538160356
I would take 1 rec, so i can trigger the corner tails.
Taking 2 recs cuts into your skillpoints alot.
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>>538160498
i'll do it again
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>>538160635
the whorse
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front or pace?
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I unironically had a dream that Opera raped me we were at a party or a club or something, she grabbed my arn and started kissing me
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>>538160498
I wanted to "hold my ryegrass" you but forgot that even with the turf spark I still only hit 200k. TT Sprint Ace BTW I love her.
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>>538160970
>no groundwork for front
>not enough stam for pace
grim
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>It's another episode of no rainbows
>It's another episode of no long S
>It's another episode of cooldown/gourmand event triggering during junior year and lose
>It's another episode of wasting your guest borrows
>It's another episode of not enough skills to spend
>It's another episode of failing training below 20%
>It's another episode of failing debut race and hopeful stakes
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>>538161005
if you kissed back or got hard and cummed then it wasn't rape
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>>538160114
>he doesn't just build parents out of the borrows so he can have unlimited borrows
This was made with 2 7*, bro. No charming proc either and only 2 ura finale, so 9* aren't needed at all.
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>>538160970
Always front.
Pace is a meme.
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>>538160970
>500 power
Youre in deep trouble. Front because theyre rare so at least you wont be stomped by other umas?
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>>538160970
Not enough power for pace. Front and pray.
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Remember once Seiun Sky drops to post good parents / Skys here for anon to add to their friend list before they fill up and start asking people to subscribe to their OnlyFans for a spot.
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>>538161061
I get it. If McQueen keeps making this face, I'm going to continue bullying her. I understand you now, Gold Ship.
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>>538160276
dang thats pretty unlucky, is your affinity relatively low?
I have been getting it pretty consistently with 13, but my affinity is around 180-200
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>>538160890
If witmaxxing is the strat, which I suspect it'll be, you'll be swimming in skill points.

Unless you're a fr*ntcuck who needs to trigger 45 skills a minute to AFK win.
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>>538160879
Yeah, I give up on this CM
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>>538161272
it's double circles, I haven't tried to calculate the exact.
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>>538161061
>>It's another episode of cooldown/gourmand event triggering during junior year and lose
My favorite is when McQueen speed runs her fucking event ON THE FIRST THREE TURNS. And actually gibs.


And then no rainbows lol get fucked
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17308811
cm2
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Bullying Nice Nature with compliments
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new gaslight just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO77OXD6dz8
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>>538161217
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>>538160430
>no right handed
its not over yet
do it again
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What expression is this meant to convey?
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>>538161434
why are they so shameless kek
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>>538161149
>>538161131
>>538161084
should I take deep breaths or keep the double circles?
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>>538161343
Likely around 30-40% per career, depending on where these Longs are located.
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>>538161434
please DO NOT post non-witGOD ccs here
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>>538161173
I'm going to fill my list up now before I get her so only those who add me before hand will get a good sky parent.
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Farming sparks on Grass is a fucking torture. She keeps jobbing every race.
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Which one anons? I know they are not good but I can't be bothered to do more runs, with the deck I have this is probably as far as I can get without having the luckiest run of my life.
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>>538161434
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>>538161434
I don't take advice from Taurus losers.
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How the fuck do you guys already have 20 mil fans this month.
How many runs you do per day?
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>>538161589
Left no doubt.
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>>538161532
I'd personally take Deep Breaths because the double maru is x1.25 or something and not double but it's really only going to help you tank one extra "Stamina Eater". No green +40 stam available?
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>>538161343
cutoff for double circle is 151, thats probably just an unlucky day, hope next day is better anon
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>>538161589
Left, for sure. You do not want a powerlet gorushi.
>Warning Shot
UPGRADE HER
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How do I get out of EpSatano Island?
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>>538161589
Right no doubt.
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>>538161589
You should not get lone wolf on your ace. Throw it on one of your supporters instead. That denies others its benefits while not wasting SP on your Ace.
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>>538161589
right
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>>538161532
>>538161762
Have a recovery chart so you know how reliable each recovery is
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>>538161660
20m fans in 5 days is only 4m fans a day
if you do 1m fans per run that is only 4 runs a day
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>>538161660
I already finished the event and I have 830k points on it. Gained around 13k per run. It was mostly low fan gain Parent runs (320k usually) and failed Ace runs.
I have around 9 million fans this month.
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>>538160328
>youtubers way before anything meta comes out
>"yeah you guys should definitely umm save all your pulls for this banner. It's umm definitely a must-pull. So look forward to this in a few months if you want to roll on something"
>days before said thing comes out
>"ummm ackshually don't pull it"
It's all so tiresome.
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>>538161434
The problem with this so-called Evil Groove is that it helps one of the very things it tries to inhibit, which is a strong Pace Chaser. Giving a Daiwa Scarlet Pace a perfect acceleration window with a Red Ace as your Groove dies is really, really bad.
I would not however expect this guy to cover it in his video, he lost Taurus kek.
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>>538161885
>one of your supporters
...one of my fans in the crowd?
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>>538161532
personally she's not going to win with the stat line so you want her to put as much pressure front as possible, so I'd take leader's pride.
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>>538161660
It's only 10 carrots per run, bro. Just limit yourself to like 5-10 carrot runs a day. Sometimes you get refunds from g1 races, so it's not so bad.
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>>538162001
One of your back-up horses or your support debuff horse. Basically your worst horse should have lone wolf.
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>>538161913
>Have a recovery chart so you know how reliable each recovery is
I do not trust Cooldown/BofA deniers. I run them on all of my Medium/Long TT honse and they always proc. I've seen Maestro just...not, so it's all just down to RNG mang.
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>do two haru urara runs
>danchou throws a brick through my window with a pink bow attached to it
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>>538162225
I love her...
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>>538162164
CD/Bofa also procs immediately after start, that's why people don't like it.
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>>538159909
>>538159791
she's good wife material
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>75% followers list is 5d last login
>3 days in a row without a single borrow
I guess all the casuals really got filtered... maybe I should leave too...
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>>538161697
>>538161854
Thanks anons, I guess left is overall better, and I didnt notice the golshi fragments for sale in her event haha...
>>538161885
I had left exactly the amount for it so I went for it, otherwise id put it in the cockbloquer urara I made
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>>538161913
>skills that activate on a straight are as bad as iron will for consistency
>being FULL BLOCKED as 99% consistency
what absolute fucking meme is this
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>>538162164
where it procs matters just as much as whether it procs or doesn't, bofa and cooldown can proc at the very start or end of the race where it doesn't do anything
the consistency % is how often it's of any benefit when it does proc
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>go into random room
>1200/1083 gold ship with 483 wit
>right handed standard distance spring runner
>long s
>check cards
>4 mlb ssrs
woah very impressive color me surprised i really am didn't expect that at all no this guy must be really good at this game wow i wish i was that good but sadly we may never know the secret of his skill what a shame he must be an expert and really knowledgeable i wish i was like him but my mother is still alive and my father hadn't left me at the ripe age of 2 months old so i may never be as good at him at the game. pity, how disappointing
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>>538162164
Yeah the activate, but at useless times.
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Please tell me this is enough stam for Cancer Cup, this is about as good as it's going to get for me
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>>538162371
holy kek that whale buckbroke you, you are gonna get that in random rooms lol and occasionally your finals
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>>538162147
Time pop a carrot juice and get back on it anon
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I thought Hishi Amazon would have a brattier voice, but she sounds surprisingly Oneesan. In the anime she enjoyed taking care of the kids, but other times she was goofing off and getting scolded by Air Groove. A bratty older sister in need of correction...huh. This is my first encounter with such a creature. Need to do a more in-depth analysis.
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>>538162164
There are no issues with it actually proccing, it's the timing. If it's too early or too late, it's pretty much useless. You still should get it, if points permitting, obviously, as an insurance policy, not like we have much choice when it comes to golden recovery.
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Reminder to always look at one or two umas on your opponent's team.
>see this
>for fucking LONG
>check a few others
>they're all witsloppa
>PERFORMANCE ENHANCING PARFAITS
>several 12th place finishes from the Harvard educated PhD Umas
594K lmao nice
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>>538162356
the consistency doesn't refer to how likely it is to proc based on its conditions, it's how often it even does anything when it does proc
so unruffled has 100% effectiveness when it does proc, but good luck ever getting that shit to activate in a race you end up winning
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>>538162331
They are programmed to not proc before 10 seconds, meaning at worse case you lose 0.5% recovery if it activates at the earliest possible timing.
Taking both or one with calm and collected can occur both activating super early and wasting recovery, but it has been argued for 4+ years if there's actually overheal or not.
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>>538162147
Dumb trainer
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>>538162484
believe it or not that freak had 800+ something power too which is the most surprising thing of all really how unexpected, shocking, i know. also i didn't get that in finals last time i just got blocked and someone with like 900 speed won
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>>538161762
>double maru
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>>538162331
Not always, it can fuck you and proc right at the end too lmao. Correct me if I'm wrong, and I probably am, but can your stam not "overflow" via a recovery skill? Or is your Uma's HP capped to a value determined by your stamina stat—i.e. gold recovery proc at the beginning is scuffed.
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>>538162473
600,sorry anon
Dont train that cunt.
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>>538162371
Skill issue. Should have chosen Saudi oil barons as your spawn point.
Or lock the fuck in and get rich in early 20s
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>>538162676
800+ power is fairly standard on a 1200 goldship considering she's juiced up on +10% power growth hormones
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>>538162643
>They are programmed to not proc before 10 seconds
Don't lie to me. I've seen it proc immediately right after gates open.
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>>538161940
>>538161941
>>538162053

I guess my question is then how do i farm this much fans?
I've been playing daily for almost 2 months, at least 3 runs daily to use borrows but i haven't even cracked 50 mil fans in my account.
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>>538162574
I'm amazed people think BoTA/cooldown activates after the final spurt 40% of the time.
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>>538162761
Even with Sleeping Lion...?
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zamn
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How many runs do you finish daily? I find myself quiting 1 of my 3 borrow runs with 100% certainty so I've barely cracking 500k fans daily.
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>>538162735
>drawing maru with the 2020s countach
If she went to watch a Countach race and that one showed up instead of the one from the 70s she'd instantly hit Awful mood
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Redpill me on Narita Top Road
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>>538162796
Train umas that can run medium + long races
Do both Japan Cups and both Arima Kinens
Run a deck that has high fan bonus
You should easily get 400k+ fans a run
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>>538162809
if you account for your uma farting out a back-to-back bofa/cooldown double-down bingo combo as soon as she bursts out of the opening gate then yeah it's like 40% chance of straight recovery skills not being very good
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>>538162796
Stop training mile/sprint horses, they give out the worst fans.
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>>538162570
Proofs
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D-DANCHOU?!
I-IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
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>>538157194
>newfag discovers this is a p2w game
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>>538162331
>>538162643
Isn't BoFA being fixed to not proc right out of the starting gate in a later update? I had a race where it procced less than a second after exiting the gate so I understand how it can be useless. Is it only not proccable for the first 10 seconds? How much stamina recovery is wasted assuming you proc it right at the 10 second mark?
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1079 stamina with 2 golds is enough....right???
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I'm free at least
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>>538163013
Depends, if they both activate it should be fine unless your honse is a pace chaser and gets bombarded with debuffs
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I hate Ayabe's character in RttT but the ep 4 scene with her sister made me cry
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>>538162787
Sounds like a personal issue. I've never had it happen.
oh right globalkek has the pre-half anniversary fix version lmao. I didn't notice because the chance of it happening that early is lower than the gacha rate
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>>538162660
>>538162516
>>538162147
What a goofy uma
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>>538163057
>your Parent farm and CM prep
Bonjour.
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I've had now 3 runs in a row where this stupid fucking cunt gives deep breaths hints. I'm done with this shit fucking card.
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>>538157075
i think this guy said he would not have much time to play it, so danchou should kick him and when he plays again open a slot if he can
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>>538163148
be nice
she's doing her best
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>>538163097
>jpfag has braindamage
As expected.
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>>538162925
There's a 2020s Countach?
>check it
>it's real
I genuinely can't tell Lamborghini sports car models apart after the Gallardo.
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>>538162932
SEX WITH BLONDE UMAS
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Be nice.
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>>538163139
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>>538163148
isnt there a stamina check you need to pass?
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>>538162796
For one you need a horse with decent enough aptitude to cover all race types. That includes 2 parents. Those parents also should have 18* speed/stamina/power each and ideally good sparks for passive stats (URA Finale). Then you just run your horse as a front runner and spam as many G1s as possible and ideally hit G2s as well.

But for just 500K you can basically run any horse with decent medium/long coverage and hit all the G1s you can.
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>>538163148
calm down anon
take a deep breath
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Aieeeee not the fans
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>>538163246
>I genuinely can't tell Lamborghini sports car models apart after the Gallardo.
wtf maru posts here?
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>>538162796
Gold Ship is easy 500k+
>hopeless stakes
>run the classics (she already has to?)
>add Takarazuka year 2 (she already runs it year 3)
>run Japan Cup every year
>run Arima Kinen every year
Easy 500k every run. Same with Mihono Bourbon or anyone that can run all those races/already has to run a few in their campaign. Mayano Top Cun too.
Maruzensky has plot armor in Long races, juice her up with 1 Medium aptitude boost and 2 Long and watch the fans roll in.
MIND YOUR FAN BONUS FROM SUPPORT CARDS!!!
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Its not my fault I can't log in, the game is literally too demanding in both time/money/luck.
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>>538163340
HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN EVERY FUCKING GOLD SHIP I TRAIN LOOKS LIKE THIS I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME
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>>538162826
If it doesnt get blocked,you can probably make it.
509 * 106.5$% = 542 stamina
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>>538157194
just now i got a mayano parent with 800/1140 and i was lucky on the run winning even hot springs ticket, so yeah its pretty bad to run 3/3
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>>538162796
>44 wins/45 races
>duuuuuh how i get this many faaans
It's right there in the screenshot.
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>>538162225
I love her so much...
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>>538161434
PLEASE GOD MY SCARLET IS READY TO ROCKET
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>>538162901
4-5
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>go for a full wit + 1 speed deck and stamina legacies
>win my races more consistently than with a "balanced" deck
>conveniently get 2 hot spring tickets in a row
At last I truly see, Umamusume really is a wit game
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Pls tell me Chevral and her sisters come one after another
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NOOOOOOOO DON'T TAKE MY FUCKING 15 ENERGY
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>>538163468
thicker
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eu amo Mambinho!
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>>538163406
Haha look at that teenie weenie power
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Reminder that if you are a Seiun Sky non-roller but borrow a Seiun Sky with a high star count on her unique skill, you can just infinite grind with that Sky as the grandparent as soon as you get a good enough parent(some luck required).
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>>538163224
sorry that you think a situation that happens less often than activating no skills in a race makes a skill shit.
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>>538163618
>just get lucky
t-thanks
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I WANT TO ROLL FOR TURBO NOW I DON'T WANT TO WAIT FOR A YEAR I WANT TO NIGEMAXX WITH MY VTUBER GREMLIN
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Sex with Akikawa on the first date
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>>538163503
How and why? I see zero reason to do any runs where I can't borrow a god parent. My stock is abysmal and I'm not dumping 300hrs to make a couple mid parents
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>>538162865
just make your own bwo
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>>538163725
such is the life of Seiun Sky non-havers
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>>538163406
>B+
have you considered your support card deck is not good and you need to change it?
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>>538162942
I am a firm believer that recoveries can "overfill" your HP bucket, or my "exactly enough stamina for 3600m" Umas would job way more often in TT.
>>538162901
I never quit a borrow run. Depends on the day. Some days are just my 3 borrows. Other days I'll burn 100 carats on an extra 10 runs.
>using carats for extra runs
Yes, I want to play. Run Stayer's Stakes both years if you already have 600 stam + 1 gold / recovery ult or 500 + 2 golds. I feel like Distance finishes are more likely to pop the 10 carat race reward. I had a Long URA run pop 10 carats on all three finale races because they were distance finishes. Felt good.
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>Somehow manage to get an uraras with bad but good enough stats that when put as end closer stays 10m behind the narita taishin and golshis debuffing them and blocking taishin's skill

I hope I piss off a lot of people using narita taishin
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Short haired Dia
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>>538163618
I'm rolling for Sky because I like her (and I haven't rolled for honses since the first few weeks) but that's my plan anyway
I'm pretty sure Grass Wonder + her are the best grandparents for an El Condor Pasa parent since they're all Golden Generation
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>>538163820
I'm working with what I have you fucking faggot fucking kill yourself
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>>538163246
My Lambo knowledge is limited to NFS games and I stopped playing them after the Hot Pursuit (2010)
Murcielago is my fave, but it's probably because It was the first Lambo I have ever seen.
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almondmilk danchou mia for 2 weeks, any clubs with shoe spammers still open?
450997214504
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>>538163798
i'm so looking forward to becoming a seiun sky haver
i have 5k carats and im going to spend all of them on her and i'm guaranteed to get her
my life is going to be so much easier once i get her with my 5k carats
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STOP USING YOUR CM1 NICE NATURES IN CM2 LOBBIES
I KEEP GETTING BLOCKED BY THEM
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>>538163727
Same. I want to build her with 1200 Speed and 1200 Stamina and at least 2 gold recoveries with her evolved runaway skill so I can see her finish a Mile race at least 13 lengths ahead.
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>>538160586
>>538160464
>>538160350
cute and canon
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>>538162770
this may sound cope but i wouldn't spend my money on gacha if i was super rich. i have disposable income but i don't like spending it on microtransactions
>>538162781
well i think to get it consistently you'd need power sparks which just makes his insane speed and stamina more bullshit. i should've checked his sparks for extra seethe but honestly i didn't feel like it
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>>538163308
completely random when you get that check, and it can fail at high stamina too
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>>538163890
This is VERY rude, please apologize to your fellow trainer.
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>>538163950
it's working then
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redpill me on extra training
I used to always take it since I thought it's a good thing to max Akikawa friendship
but now I realize that her fan gives only +5 extra to all stats
are there any other benefits that I'm not seeing?
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>>538163847
>I am a firm believer in something that is demonstrably untrue.
o-oh, okay
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>>538163592
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>>538163890
sounds like a lucklet issue.
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>>538163950
Oissu....
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>>538163760
Years of playing gachas trained me to never let TP (or equivalent) cap
I also work security and have nothing to do for about 8–10 hrs of each 12-hour shift
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>>538163861
>said I like short hair girls
>next morning she comes like this
what did she mean by this?
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>>538164106
If you max her out sooner she can give 5 skill points every time you trigger her in training. Other than the 5 extra stats at the end of a career, that's about it.
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>>538163308
NTA. I don't buy it. Every single time this cunt speedruns her event chain (first turn start, she reappears at every consecutive "eligible" turn - I think ROAD ROLLER DA, "Meet Reporter EtSEXO", etc. preempt support card events) she actually gives me Cooldown. And I've had her agemasen with 800 stam...
Same for all the other agemasen cards. Except special needs. She just never fucking gives it to me.
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>>538164106
to push her to green before Year3 april
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>>538163596
why cant i find this video anymore
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If I win the same G1 race in the second and third years, do I have a better chance of receiving the white spark, or it doesn't matter?
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https://youtu.be/EKpTy49Iz0k?si=wcBWpJHk1ID6fsh8
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>>538162942
Why would you take both bofa and cooldown? You take one or the other. This is fucking common sense.
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>>538164135
In a perfect world, this would be the smallest uma we have
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Rudolf is so cute
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>>538164392
>Why would you take both bofa and cooldown?
why wouldn't you?
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>>538161940
HOLY SHIT
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I'm gonna ask a retarded question since I suck at the game.
So if I want to train a pace chaser for long... they of course need power to sprint away at the end...
They need the speed like anyone else...
And they need more stamina than the rest on top of needing 1000+ for a long race to begin with.

How the fuck am I supposed to raise 3 stats? what stat is the sacrifice here? S in speed, S in stam and a B in power praying you get lucky enough to reach some A?

Front runners can at least sacrifice a bit of power as far I understand, but I may be wrong
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I literally can't roll a S long goldship with spurt. I'm cooked
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>>538164421
so true
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>>538164124
>I am a firm believer in something that is demonstrably untrue.
It has also never been proven false btw.
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never trust a pony
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>>538163571
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>Tazuna sez: events from support cards not in your deck can still occur
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
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>>538164567
Anon...
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>>538163903
pool's closed due to umapyoi
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>>538163760
> I see zero reason to do any runs where I can't borrow a god parent
what is fan-farming?
what is spark farming?
both don't require good parents to do. The latter is what gives you good parents in the long run, you don't think people with 9* stamina with a shitload of white sparks did it doing 3 runs a day right?
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In a perfect world, umamusume like me would not exist.
But this is not a perfect world.
In a Perfect World, Uma Musume like me would not exist.
But this is not a Perfect World.
In a perfect world, Umamusume like me would not exist.
But this is not a perfect world.
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>>538161978
After the banner ends
>You are missing out
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>>538164489
you sacrifice power and stam and make up for it with skills/hoping people aren't going to be running as many debuffers
speed is non negotiable, especially as a pace chaser/front
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>>538164489
You're supposed to sacrifice your time and energy to keep endlessly rolling for something that has all three. Don't forget you also need a lot more guts and wit than usual for consistency's sake.
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>>538164323
it doesn't matter iirc
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>>538159932
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>>538164106
>>538164302
She gives an extra +20 skill points with the fan too! It's saved my ass a few times combined with a handful of her +5's and the 2 +30's
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>>538159259
Gorilla grip...
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this is what optimal uma looks like
cowfags in shambles!!!
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>>538164782
NOOOOO STUPID BINT
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Oh nyo...
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>>538161978
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>>538164526
goon sesh?
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>>538159791
>>538159909
Cute cute cute
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>>538159932
You HAVE to record your matches holy shit this will be funny
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>>538159932
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Is 1LB SSR Tazuna worth using over MLB SR Aoi?
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Oh crab...
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>>538164515
What if you gave her a Schlong instead?
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>>538164912
last time I talked about pony pussy I got banned but I want to talk about her
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>>538161434
I literally did exactly that build last CM in practice rooms and let's just say it did not end well
this clown also shilled the 95% winrate urara meme
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>>538164912
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>>538164756
>fan-farming
Tongue my anus danchud
>spark farming
Have fun trying to land multiple 20% coinflips I guess, its rng all the way down, you're still better off sperging all that wasted energy on just borrow runs and doing something productive for the rest of the day.
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spurt is overrated
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>>538165056
I NEED MORE CHOWAS
POST MORE CHOWAS
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I fucking regret not rerolling and fuck my luck. 400 pulls for kita and i only got her once, now its biting me in the ass.

Can't make a decent cm uma without mlb kita/creek and you can only borrow 1
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>>538161978
>>538164783
It's the same as always.
this is why you never listen to youtube niggers. It's all clickbait.
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>>538155641
Let her do whatever she wants to me
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>>538165182
THE CHOWA
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>>538165065
No. I'd switch to 3LB SSR Tazuna over MLB SR Aoi though. And both are really only viable if you already have 4 MLB SSR/SR Stam/Speed and can borrow Creek or Kitasan if you don't have both.
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>>538161978
sounds like /uma/ and stamina reqs before and after CM hits rofl
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>>538164912
she's a cutie I can't wait for her
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>>538165158
So you're a lazy fucker. Got it.
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>get spurt and long s
>rainbows suddenly disappear
>McQueen agemasen
Ah fuck this. if she dies, she dies
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>retards here were actually gaslit into buying and upgrading the mejiro card
lol
lmao even
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sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
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shhhh oguri is stimming
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>>538165065
>>538165304
ADDENDUM: If you're training Mihono Bourbon, Tazuna wins even as 0LB because she's fucking GLUE without Concentration. Late Start stops her Ult from proccing.
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>>538165378
I bought it and maxed it because I like Mejiro McQueen.
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>>538165182
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>>538165375
no way you dont take no stopping me on the no stopping me honse
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>>538165378
It's a f2p cope option with decent skill hints.
It's also literally fucking free.
You're not going to use it if you actually have the good cards but it's a decent back up option if your only other option is a 0c mayano sr stamina.
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I used up all 500 of the paid carats from daily carat pack... It's supposed to be be saved for a spark but I can't help it...
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>>538165378
what else would you do with all your CP?
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>got long S
>misread straightaway spurt as straightaway accel and didn't buy it
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>Fail 2 (two) separate double rainbows what could it mean with 4+ total support cards on stamina
>Fail 1 (one) triple rainbow on speed
>All 3 were <5% fail rate trainings
YOU COULD'VE BEEN CAPPED IN TWO STATS YOU WHORE.
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my Donna wife
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>>538161913
How often do you get full blocked, even for a Late?
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>>538165462
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>>538165463
>without Concentration
Is Focus not enough?
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>>538165065
aoi is for parent runs and decent for debuffers because she gives quite a bit more skill points than tazuna and a guaranteed debuff + a small bit of wit
tazuna is for guaranteed* focus for front runners and pace chasers and safety for negative conditions when you gamble, also her dates give more energy
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>>538165508
If you get brocked you get brocked
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>>538165304
I have MLB Flash, Sweep and I borrow MLB Kita
For stamina I run MLB Mayano and 0LB Creek.
If I remove Tazuna/Aoi, I have to settle for either 1LB Manhattan, 3LB SSR McQueen, 2LB King Halo or 3LB Narita Taishin.
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should I run oguri as pace or as late? I don't understand why they gave her pace skills if she's a default late...
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>>538165653
Focus reduces the chance while concentration removes the chance of a late start completely..
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>>538157867
I still hate it
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>>538165747
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Umasisters , is this mcqueen good enough for me to try my luck in unrestricted gemini cup or should I keep my dumbass in the B side?
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>>538165378
I use her as a 2nd stam card even when I'm not relying on the Cooldown hint. Her +1 guts is a nice safety net for Long honse that keeps me from having to click Guts more than the unavoidable 2-3 times for friendshipmaxxing pre-debut or hintmaxxing or "FUCK! AKIKAWA IS ONE CLICK AWAY FROM GREEN AND IT'S LATE MARCH" or "WHY ARE ALL YOU WHORES ON GUTS FOR THE ENTIRE SUMMER" etc.
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oh no no no no whale chuds....
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>>538165604
>got long S but no spurt from second inspiration
>throw a pissfit tantrum and improvise a parent run from my ace run
>scroll through my skills at the end of the career
>see spurt hint from first inspiration in the list
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Baku wife...
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>godly run
>no long S
classic
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>>538165378
>waaaaaah stop taking skills before finishing finale
>waaaaaah stop getting mlb to lower your hint levels
Uma truly is misinfo game.
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Do I settle or do I keep grinding?
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>>538165858
>red shift
>bourbon unique
what the FUCK are you doing anon
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>>538165887
ummm... staminagrifter bros?
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>>538165664
Tazuna bonus energy also gives enough you can fairly easily do 0 rest runs if you don't get raped by RNG

The only time I don't take tazuna personally is for long training, since it's hard to get enough stamina with her if you're not a whale.
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Horses are dumb and silly creatures and so are umas.
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>Aoi Kiryuin's SR card gives Hesitant End Closers if you max her friendship
I know what I'm going to try next
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cafe is sexy too
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>>538165887
desu his speed is low despite his deck
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>>538166060
>race chaser red
>no groundwork
go again
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>>538166073
You don't use your goo first, before you foo?
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>>538165887
>640 power
>392 wit
expected loss.
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>>538165780
>good blue, passable pink, 2* URA
It's good tho. Were you hunting for Groundwork/Spurt?
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>>538165887
No way right was a real run. That Kawakami card is not great and Top Gun is not consistent at her 0 starting friendship.
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>>538165990
They're like, a thousand pounds. Landing like that should break necks. Fascinating creatures.
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Important question:
Should I get a Big mac or Big tasty?
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>>538165653
You can proc Focus but still have "Late Start" show up, Concentration is strong enough to negate it.
>>538165765
Would you believe me if I told you I had an 800 wit Uma fail the fucking wit check on Concentration and get a Late Start anyways? Absolute cinema. I was furious and couldn't stop laughing.

>>538165695
NGL I'd take 3LB Taishin or Makween over Aoi in that case. If you want to gamble on her energy cost reduction being useful (she's in the right places at the right time) or REALLY want the End debuffs then go for it. The bonus wit from Aoi is really convenient though.

>>538165739
I run her Late because I have MLB Eishin Flash + lower stam reqs. Run her Pace if you need Gourmand.
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>>538166380
Both
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>>538165990
Horses can get seriously injured from that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl3jGt2Pllg. Kinda crazy they haven't done much with those guard rails to make them safer.
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>>538165858
>Red Shift
Anon it pops at a useless time in this race...
>Bourbon's unique
>392 wit
>with no Focus
I'll eat my own cum if that procs
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>>538166073
Im running her as front anon
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>>538166449
I feel like they'd be safer with no guardrail at all than knee high ones just right to flip them on their backs
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>>538166395
Narita Top Feet
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>>538166295
it was a spurt run
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Is it possible to choke out a horse?
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>>538166449
>Kinda crazy they haven't done much with those guard rails to make them safer
To be fair, a horse on its own in the track is already a danger and is not the responsibility of the race course any more. Horses shouldn't be alone, at least without someone from its team.
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>>538166601
anon..............
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>>538157861
i checked out mine and was a little under what i expected but im still doing great (expeted like 1.5m/day and got 1.2m/day)
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>>538165990
Lucky horse, I've seen several videos of bull elks trying to jump fences and breaking their neck in the process. That was a scary landing.
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>>538166201
I still don't understand why those 3 are together in their careers. Taiki isn't even weird enough to blend with Mati or Suzuka.
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Big Nature
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I use the Tazuna card just to turn FF off and watch the entire 2nd date interaction on every run. Watching her chase Taiki Shuttle around brings me joy.
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matikane tannhauser is dangerously cute
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>>538166775
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>>538159730
Pulse and Rudolf's
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>>538157861
that's like 4-5 normal runs per day with some medium/long uma, you're gonna drop to less than 500k per day with doing one or two bakushin runs
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>>538166861
I like her G1 victory celebration
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>>538166861
matikane tannhauser is dangerous
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I'm desperate for spurt and end straightaways. Will pic rel deck work with 18* stamina stars....
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>>538166965
she has downright cutest VA in the game
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>>538167005
>bringing hishi into your ace run
anon................................. __________nyo
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>>538159194
>Rudolph
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>>538166719
same generation IRL
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>>538167005
>0lb creek
oof
enjoy that 700-800 stam, buddy.
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>>538167005
I'm sorry anon but that's glue
borrow a straightway spurt parent, use it as a grandparent too to double up
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Agnes Tachyon not only a reddit horse, she's also tranny twitter horse. If you main her, you probably post a lot on twitter and think that she's literally you, maybe even on HRT.
Basically you're a faggot.
*rapes you*
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>>538166763
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>>538167090
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>>538166919
I want to see the glove snap and *thwack* her in the face like a rubberband
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>use 3 borrows
>no groundwork spark
fine see you tomorrow goodbye
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I'm going to fuck this donkey so hard when she comes out she won't even think of racing anymore.
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>>538166921
Thank you.
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>>538167102
>>538167179
>__________nyo
That's what I've thought but even with double triangle and both parents having I can't proc it....
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>>538167274
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OH SHID
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What are the implications of having only 268 wit?
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>>538167368
>both parents having
you need all grandparents too bwo...
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>>538167005
I struggle to hit 1k stam with LB2 Creek, LB3 Seiun and Max LB Mayano. Bwo get 3 stam cards...
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>>538167407
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>>538167407
lock in
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SMART NEIGGHAS
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>>538165858
This is your Taurus Ace isn't it?
You're just hoping it's good enough to not have to make a new one for Gemini, aren't you?
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH HERR THE RUN WAS GOING FINE
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>>538167407
Good luck! I just had my own trip with El Condor Pasa
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>>538159932
now you need to record you races
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>>538167627
This but Suzuka.
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>>538167451
All good ones are taken
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>>538159865
my juice
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Daiwa.....raibu....
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>>538167445
run three acee so you can luckshit
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4 mood down events in 7 turns, explain this bullshit
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The Gold family, before and after getting groomed by Torainah san
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>>538167445
>late start
>rushed
>no maestro
>blocked
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>>538167980
menstruation
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>>538159647
You're a slut.
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>>538167980
Praise Shiraoki-sama or else.
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>>538167203
is she melting
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Can you believe it? I went through 12+ Taishin runs, full of suffering and anger, to prepare her for Gemini, all for nothing. And today I decided to try to prepare backup ace Golshi.

And got this on first try. RNG gods tell me to forsake Taishin for good...This must be fate.
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>>538168027
Umas have estrus cycles so no.
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spechuds... i kneel
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>>538168142
Post deck, piggy.
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>>538167579
Where does she stand on Anselm?
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>>538168184
huh?
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>>538168013
Maybe if Stego was aroud to raise his kids they wouldn't have turned out so screwed up
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>>538168105
>TL by me
waow
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>>538167190
>Tachy
Undefeated, no-diffed Pokke and Cafe
>Fraudpera
Lost to a G3 level horse, btfo'd by Pokke and Cafe
>b-but le 4 races
And she beat high level horses.
Now let's look at our Overfraud's competition:
Doto (perma-2nd horse)
NTR (lol)
Shakur (turbojobber)
And uh who else... oh right King Halo (THE gigajobber horse)

I believe it is now settled. Don't ever disrespect my GOAT again.
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>>538168201
Here you go.
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>>538168235
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/profiles
Sort by birthday, it'll be easy to understand.
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Blessed double golden inspiration hotspring run but my F2P deck and shit homegrown parent really hold her back unfortunately.
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>>538168356
Putting a stake in her filthy undead heart
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>>538168142
Your Long S?
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>>538162901
3 and I'm out
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>>538168350
they're all in the first half of the year? but umaverse has 12 months a year...
i dont get it
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>>538167005
Nonpon tried that out of frustration of not getting inspiration not sure if they hit their stats goal even with a MLB whale deck. I'd say better to hit your stat goal without spurt then spurt with higher risk of not hitting stat goals
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>>538168486
rng gods denied it. Cannot be too lucky.
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I was training an uma with 20% speed and 10% power so I went with 4 stam and 2 speed cards...

Now I find myself having had several +100 stamina trainings capping stamina, but almost 0 rainbow trainings in speed and trapped with menial 850 speed
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The only way to play Gold Ship.
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>>538168142
>Can you believe it?
yes
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>>538168350
>no umas are born later than June
what the heck why
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>>538168090
Only for Tazuna
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>>538168545
Umas have heat periods ie. breeding season.
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>>538168590
It's glue, sorry to say.
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Why is she like this?
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>>538168662
did he win cm1 with his 90% pvp wr?
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Idk how people deal with these gold ship runs.
>have to tanks stats with hishi amazon
>or go through layers of rng to get spurt and long S
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>>538168712
That would be a dangerous time to be a Toreina in Tracen....
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>>538168712
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>>538168350
>Share a birthday with Durandal
Guess I gotta roll for her now
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you're doing your JP dailies too right?
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>>538168807
>>have to tanks stats with hishi amazon
you don't have to do this lol
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>>538168760
It's ok, I was ready to give up on this CM anyway.
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>>538168764
Curren Chan's mare pussy...white pubes brush against my face while she urinates in my mouth...sweet Curren Chan nectar..
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>>538168545
>>538168663
No, they're all between March-May with only a few outliers and not a single one past early June, indicating that all umas get pregnant during summer and thus have a temperature based estrus cycle. Or just the regular light based cycle if they have 11 month pregnancies like horses and get pregnant in spring.
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>>538163894
based, murcielago its also my favorite but because i played too much NFS hot pursuit 2
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>>538168878
Im not even doing my global dailies
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>>538168142
>>538168338
My deck is very similar, just not as much limit breaks. I hope I can manage even 90% of that before the races begin.
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>>538168807
>running hishi amazon
bwo your spurt legacies?
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>>538168770
he is 0% pvp wr now
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They should give horses some bonus stats for becoming a Triple Crowner.
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why is stay gold so short
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>>538168712
Does this mean the same thing for ningen, periods are best for getting them pregnant?
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>>538168878
im so fucked up....
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>>538168957
whoops the biko is borrowed and MLB
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>>538168820
you just need to follow the school guidelines and it will be fine
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>>538169090
cause the real horse was a manlet
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>>538168807
Those players gamble passing on good skills from grandparent/parent white spark. So yeah, to properly build a minmaxed uma require building her grandparent first.
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I'm thinking this is the run anons
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so when can we have sex with Director Akikawa?
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>>538159194
heh
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TWINTAIL TROUBLES LIKE FIVE FUCKING TIMES AAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>538166719
They are orange, but also raced around the same time. Mati even bested Suzuka once
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>>538168663
>>538168712
for convenience horses in the northern hemisphere are bred and born in the first half of the year
it's the second half for the southern hemisphere, people will be confused when kinshasa no kiseki is introduced
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>>538169058
brian gets bonus stats after a few races iirc. but it's like +7 instead of the normal +4 or whatever
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>>538168925
Why are you like this Trainer-san?
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Am i the only worried about the game not being fun in the future? JP has inflated stats, so every uma has 1000+ of every stat. There's no skill rng. You can buy skill books for hints, so you start a run with every skill needed, you just have to farm skill points to buy them.
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this is the best i could do with my shitty (real) deck
it was ALMOST the run, but both creek and spechud decided to not show up
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>>538168947
uma pregnancies are canonically the same length as horses'
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Why can't you just work together...
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>>538169330
>Am i the only worried about the game not being fun in the future
Welcome to gacha
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>>538169330
>being fucked in the ass by RNG is apparently fun
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Dotos...
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>>538169058
Just play McQueen.
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>>538169330
The RNG in this game sucks the shit out of a toilet bowl so the more of it they cut out, the better
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>>538168690
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>>538168770
His 10% lose rate are all on the finals.
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>>538166963
>that's like 4-5 normal runs per day with some medium/long uma, you're gonna drop to less than 500k per day with doing one or two bakushin runs
that's okay, I want an onsen ticket with bakushin more than meeting danchou's quotas
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Why aren't cyjews banning the botters? Are they that afraid it'll kill global?
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>>538169458
>>538169479
>I like umamusume except for the RNG
Yeah, and I like drinking water except for the liquid.
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>>538169090
what >>538169160 said
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>4/2
>10% speed growth
>
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>>538169330
Big numbers and less RNG means a more enjoyable experience. Can't wait until we catch up with JP.
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>>538169469
official manga when?
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>>538169469
Me staring eyes glued to Doto's Dotos
No I won't raise my eyesight
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>>538169330
some of the rng is really frustrating, like agemasen cards, or cards not finishing their event chain, so the more of that they remove the better. And I am personally a lucklet so I find the spark RNG a bit frustrating at times.
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>>538169314
I want to watch Rice Shower masturbate and squirt in my face every morning to keep other uma away
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>>538168878
I am clubless, nobody can tell me what to do anymore.
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I demand hard boiled, assertive and obsessive Umamusime I can conquer, I demand a proper queen, which uma is for me, future umas also count
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I am going to win every CM
Were I ever to lose a CM I would delete my account
Consider this a warning, Cygames
Make sure I do not lose
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>>538169330
Nah the RNG in this game is dogshit I'll happily accept full auto
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>>538169221
Ok I think I should be worried now, this is not normal, I will die in my sleep tonight
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>>538169469
That man is me and everything she says is true.
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who the fuck are you and why did you get 100 stars from my daily shop
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>>538169594
Some of the variance is fun, but other parts of it are just retarded, like being punished for resting.
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>>538169664
>>538169692
>>538169479
>>538169458
But wouldn't lack of RNG make the game boring? Everyone has the same stats. Everyone has the same skills because skill books. Everyone has almost 100% chance to proc them because 1000+ wit. What's the point if every uma is the same?
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>>538111587
Why did every post in this thread get deleted?
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>>538168949
I just love how curvy it is. Very elegant form. The newer models all look like gamer RGB peripheral devices, with overabundance of sharp edges.
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>>538169330
I think it is silly to panic over version of game you have not even played
They have more mechanics that you need to manage
JP Umamusume is not solved game
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>>538169491
Take off the hat
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>>538169768
See you in the losers cry circle when an 800/1000 golshi highrolls and dusts you.
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>>538169667
>if it has a question mark, the statement is true
>if it does not have a question mark, the statement is false
there that's all the info you need
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>>538169895
hat stays on during sex
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>>538169330
>JP has inflated stats, so every uma has 1000+ of every stat. There's no skill rng. You can buy skill books for hints, so you start a run with every skill needed, you just have to farm skill points to buy them.
There is absolutely nothing negative about this and if you think there is you're a masochist.
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>>538169330
RNG should remain at minimum, I welcome the changes, uma will only get better
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wtf is this cunts problem
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>>538169667
You want Seiun Sky for yourself!
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>>538169956
I wanna see what under there. Also only doggy style
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>roguelike
>RNG bad
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>>538169837
that donkey has one of the best acceleration uniques for late surgers/end closers which makes it a good 3* to acquire and worth grinding out a parent.
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>>538169841
Because removing some RNG elements does not mean they didn't introduce others, and removing some does not mean they are removing all? You are arguing from a dishonest or uninformed viewpoint.
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>>538169923
This is not going to happen.
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>>538169058
lmao imagine getting nothing for a triple crown
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any active /uma/ clubs open atm? had to leave my old club cause people stopped requesting shoes. also it sucked
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>>538170024
the humble free to play toreina
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>>538167190
Opera O would never say this
You look like a pathetic secondary fan like this
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which uma should i jerk off to today
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>>538169330
>QoL improvements is... le bad
How mentally ill must you be to have this thought process
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>>538170142
he borrowed a non mlb creek to make of f2ps
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>>538166449
That horse is panicking, he is masticating on nothing.
Chewing food keeps the animal calm because its the one thing in their life theyre guaranteed to have enjoyment from.
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>>538169841
>But wouldn't lack of RNG make the game boring?
If they were the case, why is the game still so big in Japan?
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>>538170217
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>>538170076
>late surgers/end closers
I'm a front runner
a pace chad even
fuck late niggas all my bros hate end closer niggas
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>>538170291
When have the japs ever had good taste in game design?
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>>538170124
teio would be 10/10 if she had tits
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DAAAAAAAAARBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>538170232
He's a gacha addict, so he's addicted to odds/RNG.
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>>538170310
post your taurus platinum title
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>>538166449
poor honse
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What's the point of limiting us to 10 donations per day
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>>538170365
Why are you playing it then?
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I NESS FU JIN
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>>538169491
GREEN WOMAN SEXOOOOOOOOOO
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>>538169841
If CM taught us anything that's going to happen no matter what. Even now most people are going for the same builds there will just be less burnout because you can minmax faster which also means you have more time to build living shitpost teams like >>538159932 Making the game more consistent isn't a bad thing.
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mambo
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>>538170536
This is the perfect hors
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I am too dumb to understand https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/#/global. If I can't get to 35 with my cards does that mean I am boned?
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>>538170565
every question about this game that starts with "whats the point of" can be answered with
>japs
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>>538169330
>QoL is acktually bad, and RNG out of hell is good!
>Here is why
This feels like hyper clickbait, or contrarian bait
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>switch to 4/2 speed/power build after countless dogshit runs
>end up with more speed AND power
I'll never fall for the 3/3 meme again
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>>538170515
I live my life a quarter mile at a time, I will show you my platinum Leo title when the time comes
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>>538169825
>4 stamina cards
I hope you got some speed sparks bwo...
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>>538170763
you havent been doing 4/2 this whole time? bricked
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>>538170141
/Uma/ Club (S Rank) is about to have an opening if that’s your speed
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>>538170770
>12 seconds when it could be a 2-4 second loop
bloat...
test successful!
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>join 10 random CM lobies
>don't win a single one
I'm actually just quitting this game.
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>>538170515
Open League Champion
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>>538170770
whare are they going?
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>>538170934
I'd tell you that those rooms are just the hypersweats and you have little chance of running into them, but people told me that in Taurus and then the finals ended up being basically a CM room lol.
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>>538170405
this but the opposite
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>>538170801
You owe me a 10 second Bakushin
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>>538168090
That thumb looks a little like she's being punched in the face.
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>>538169841
RNG for stuff like training (gambling on a 30% or 40% failure rate triple or quadruple rainbow) is fine. Keep that in the game.
A % chance for infirmary or recreation to not cure a negative condition is not.
>>538169594
Your mom should have stuck to water instead of alcohol when she was pregnant, then she wouldn't have an inept retard like you posting about how much he loves retarded game mechanics.
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>>538169330
You are correct. Removing RNG just favors the whales as now they need less time to get a good RNG roll. The more RNG the more F2P friendly. Yes a whale with time and money will always beat a F2P, but a F2P with time can compete with whales that barely play.
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>>538169841
when you're doing pvp in the higher tiers you're already sometimes getting players (whales) who have 1000+ of like 3 stats and high wit and lots of skills so in the future it'll at least be easier to get them yourself.
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>>538171068
white. lightning.
>>538170405
she is cute either way, but sure, just about anything improves with tits on it.
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I got a few of the event SSR dober support card from spinning the wheel, and there's one in the event points reward. Where do I get the last copy?
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>Finished my golshi ace
>Finished my evil groove.
Should I go with end/late surgers Rudolf for a secondary ace or meme with a Daiwa rocket?
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She’s finally come home, bros
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>>538171168
Retard. Why not just go play cookie clicker or something?
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>>538171263
You need to roll on the gacha for the last copy.
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>>538170515
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>>538170216
I'm sorry to say but Tachyon has in fact become the designated tranny horse. For whatever reason they've really latched on to her.
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None of you arguing this including the original poster play JP enough to know what RNG still exists or not- just what a few JP players have blessed informing you with. This is the epitome of an argument among uninformed people.
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>senior year
>creek is still not orange yet
it's over fampai
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>>538171308
omg vodka da
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>>538171263
3 from bingo 1 from getting 400K event points
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You wouldn't shame your trainee for body odor, right?
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>>538171181
>RNG just favors the whales
unironically stopped reading there. what a RETARDED metric to argue about "RNG good/bad", holy fuck you people are mentally ill.
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>>538171323
based team
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retard love
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>>538171319
That's cheeks
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>plays gacha game
>complains about RNG gameplay
my favourite episode
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>>538171308
You going to pour her a shot of her namesake?
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>>538171263
wheel, event point
and reading the story
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>>538171418
>Trainer, I like you too
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>>538171308
Cute
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>>538171404
What's retarded is omitting the word that makes what you quote say the opposite thing.
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why doesn't anyone post this horse?
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>>538171517
Sorry, I'm in a relationship with Nishino Flower
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>>538171390
oh, she cares about that things now?
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>>538171445
>all gacha games have RNG gameplay because umamusume is the only one I've played
lol alright
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>is a gacha addict
>complains that people complain about retarded gameplay additions that are anti-gameplay
love this episode
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lets go gambling
bring on the maru borrows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f3sYxvS2nA
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RNG is gameplay if you ever played a roguelike/lite
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>>538171640
because they have no reason
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Were there mentally ill JP anons who defended the shitty multi-layer RNG back in the day? Or is this a globalfag (singular) thing?
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>>538171308
for a second I thought that thing on the right was a jar...
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>>538171338
>For whatever reason they've really latched on to her
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>>538171343
I know that I want less RNG and jpanons have said there is far less RNG in the game currently. That's all I need to know.
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>>538171754
honestly i want to consider late surger for this CM because of their pretty significantly reduced stam requirements
you can probably get away with 900 + maestro + 1 regular recovery
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>>538171773
>play casual roguelike thats made for everyone: its fair and balanced
>play casual roguelike that's made for everyone, but also supported by gacha and gambling mechanics: its disgustingly unfair and full of bullshit
whoa!
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i play gacha game to gamble
i gamble on getting new characters
or gamble on getting weapons/support cards whatever
umamusume not only lets me gamble on new characters and support cards it adds gambling to the gameplay
i like gamble so i like that
more gamble good
i want to leave everything up to chance
LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL
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>>538171404
It matters a lot in a PVP heavy game. When the match is decided before the game even starts, the game is not fun.
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>>538170926
>it could be a 2-4 second loop
maybe
I can try coping with shorter time to hide imperfection but Rudolf loops quicker than Teio
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>>538171648
beat her in races and beat her in love too...
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>>538171754
I'm a gamblegod and thus I will always field late surger. Because I want my opponents to know, when I defeat them, that Lady Luck rode with me on that fated Final match.
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>>538171640
We aren't getting her for several years.
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>>538171869
Naruhodo
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>>538171773
This is not a rougelike/lite so what does your point matter
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>>538172014
if akagi said that then i believe
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>>538171456
Best I can do is a shot of tea. I don’t think she’s mind, tho
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>>538172074
yes, because it means that rng can be gameplay
this is a virtual casino morelike
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>>538171989
>but Rudolf loops quicker than Teio
very fair argument actually, didn't notice then at first glance. in that case, yeah, make it however long it needs to be really, if it can properly loop to begin with. out of curiosity, what CRF are you using, or are you a stinky CBR user?
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>>538171308
'ODKA ON THE 'ECK
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>>538171308
Vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so cute
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>>538171754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWYu25qGGgM
>i hate gold ship
BASED
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This is retarded
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>>538171308
Apparently these are mega cheap in Japan and you can get them from the claw machine for even cheaper (if skilled).
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>>538171338
>whatever reason
trannies and trend jumpers anon, they try to take whoever they think is the most popular character. Cause watching a 1,5 hour movie is easier than reading the actual lore of the game
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>>538171890
WELL ACKTUALLY THE JAPS ARE WRONG OKAY!? We need MORE RNG to make the game f2p save and to piss people off so they don't stay, get rid of the casuals and only keep the... whales? wait, fuck, that's not it!
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>>538172408
>rng game
>if you highroll the claw machine you win the merch too
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>get a good run
>absence of rainbows after summer

many such cases
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>>538171754
>tiktok AI voice or whatever the fuck it's called
Where the fuck do you retards keep finding these trannies.
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>>538172194
I have couple figurines from Umamusume aswell and enjoy how these ones have the horseshoe stand. Adds a little variety to the usual figurines that only get the bland circle without anything to it.
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>>538172408
The build quality is surprisingly decent for $10. $10 extra for shipping kinda sucked, but that’s life
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>>538172370
this is a fat indonesian using ai lol
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>>538172521
On YouTube
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>>538172521
BWO... DON'T INSULT THE CREATOR OF LE 150 PAGES DOCUMENTE (tm)...
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>>538172285
I don't know what CBR is but I use Webm for Retards
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>if you don't do optional races on bourbon you're thrown into a mile URA
fucking hell
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>>538172521
from this thread
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>>538172319
Vodka...
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>>538171754
why didn't they mention wit natie for late acceleration skills
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>>538172408
homo uma
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>>538172408
Yeah I was in Japan a few weeks ago and they're easy to find in the 300 to 500 yen range (like 3 freedom bucks)
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>>538172403
Just like Almond Eye
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>>538172617
but how does this affect you personally?
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>>538172408
>Skilled
You do know that the crane machines are literally rigged right?
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>>538170869
YOU TOLD ME TO DO IT
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>>538172676
not relevant til she is released I guess. They have the Winning Ticket card on the side which has the good skill but that card is repellant to any ace run so...
Anyway I agree with you, anyone serious about playing Late Surger pachinko needs to be saving for Neicha NOW or you will be borrowing her for every late run (or just never running late). So she could have gotten a mention.
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>>538172635
"Constant BitRate", while CRF is more or less the opposite, giving each scene as much/as little bitrate as it needs. In other word: CRF takes longer, but allows for overall better quality.
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>>538172859
Yeah, if you fail enough times the attendant makes it next to impossible to fail. Unless you're me and ran away in shame after failing the attendant rigging 3 times.
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>>538172521
Probably just their fellow seanigs from their seanig discord
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>>538173067
>spoiler
God, that sounds mortifying.
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>>538172521
>tiktok AI voice
Surely it's just YT AI dubbing shit agai--
Never fucking mind
>>538173081
Most likely
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>>538171282
>No spinoff game with Uma Musume moms like White Narubi
All we get is Super Creek, who isn't even a real mommy...
It's not fair, mommybros...
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>>538173230
Is she trying to tell me something?
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>>538172403
Yes now get horny get horny
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>>538172859
Meta is to test claw grip strength or let someone else waste their credits on them, and hope they give up before payout.
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>>538172859
Depends on the game. The one I got my Rice Shower and Mayano Top Gun horse plushies from where you use the claw to push down on the plush to make it tilt and fall are pretty easy. They even have a one win per day limit on those kind of games.
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>>538171168
>A % chance for infirmary or recreation to not cure a negative condition is not.
doing that would make runs more consistent, which means your performance relies more on your deck quality
would benefit whales even more
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>>538173062
sorry i can't take informative posts seriously if you attach a webm of that stupid fucking retard next to it
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Are people really this clueless about how good umaJP gets for F2P players that play regularly? The distance between whale and F2P regular player becomes just a matter of how a whale with the newest strongest MLB will need less runs to get the maxed uma in contrast to some F2P with also a deck of MLB cards that are less powerful so require more runs to get the job done.
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what is going on
why are we still talking about umajp, a game we do not play
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>run for CM
>get shit
>run a Bakushin just so i finish the two races for 150 carats
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>>538159647
She's just impressionable. Absolutely weak to a swift, forceful offensive.
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>>538173342
cute alien
cute feet
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>>538173565
hey, watch what you say about my daughter!
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>>538173361
Why are new umas so sexually aggressive?
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>>538173701
>Talking about the future state of the game when it comes to deck building is not on topic!!!
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>>538173612
Just gotta survive for 3+ years until we catch up to the current JP state, no biggie bwo.
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Why is a Japanese man that speaks broken English the only good Uma youtuber
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I don't get how someone can say they like umamusume except for the RNG. That RNG isn't "part" of the game, it IS the game. Literally the entire premise of the gameplay is layers of RNG stacked on each other. You might not like it, but that just means you don't like the game (and have been fooled by the cute horses).

I, for one, love it. And yes, I am looking forward to scouting Nakayama Fiesta.
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>>538173062
NTA but i appreciate this information even with the stupid fucking retart next to it
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>>538173794
you have to admit anon, she is REALLY fucking stupid
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>>538173807
nobody who plays global knows how jp client plays!!!
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>>538173841
Because you worship yellow man dick
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>>538173837
we are going 1.7x speed bwo
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>>538173841
the grifters who rose to the top and made a ton of money with the Hoyo games were annoying, usually misinfo agents who got a lot of negative coverage that they turned in their favor. So guess what the grifters this time around are doing?
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>>538173837
it will take us 9 years to catch up to japan
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>use guest
>run shits itself
So IT'S one of those runs... thanks cygames...
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>>538173841
because he's been making guides for years instead of following what the discord tranny document full of misinformation and unreachable stats says as their bible
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>>538173529
whales will always be at the top of any game
not an argument
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This whole "argument" feels forced asf
This dude is just baiting people
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>>538173062
default CRF is 30
if the video is long, I just switch to Constant mode and set limit to 4MB
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>>538173294
Because all of those moms are OLD and RETIRED. They won't race, they won't do idol stuff, and they definitely won't let you fuck them
The only thing cygames will do with them is cooking games with no fanservice
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The devs do not care about making life harder for whales. I know it is a novel concept, but it's a hard pill you are going to have to swallow.
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>>538174070
AND THAT'S A GOOD THING
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do you bring sweep tosho on parent runs for lone wolf
i cant tell whether or not it actually makes the run easier
special week was being a bitch so i switched off to opera
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>>538174129
I am having sex with Ogurimum because she is my wife and Oguri Cap (as in peak) is our daughter!
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>>538173865
very good post.
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>>538174225
she's like the 2nd best speed card for a lot of people who post here so yeah.
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>>538173612
no, actually the gap becomes so huge you cant compete without a full mlb deck
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>>538171338
Okay but why do you come here to talk about trannies and accuse Tachychads of being trannies? When not a single one of them has ever expressed or even insinuated that.
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>>538174328
NTA thats why you can borrow decks on JP no?
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>>538174328
what part of everyone having MLB decks don't you get anon
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I'm not a tranny. I'm a girl for real.
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>>538174070
Yeah all I said is the rest / healing bad conditions RNG is stupid and they should remove it. Everything else I don't really care if they keep, if my Uma gets like 3 mood downs in a row and slacker, I'll just deal with it.
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>>538174070
yeah because he heard something that was discussed here in this very general a few days ago when a JPlayer posted about the hint books, turned it into a shitpost in his head and decided to bait with it because he's bored.
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>the faggot actually necrobumped his shitty thread with another trash pic
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>>538174410
no they dont give the correct skills or skill points. uma gap is also very real
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>>538174456
post hands
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>>538174410
you can during events around times per day, but some cards are so good at 0 uncaps there's really no need for it unless you're a mega newfag. guts Stay Gold for example is better than both Urara and Orfevre with just a simple copy
the gap between a whale and a f2p shitter only gets smaller as time goes on, since most of the power comes from the scenario themselves
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>>538174456
i love u...
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me with 30k gems and a meticulously planned sparking plan fighting off the tentation to blow it on the next big titty uma
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i look like taishin irl
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>>538173529
I don't give a single fuck about whales, I'd rather enjoy the game than fret over people spending 10k a month on uma.
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look at this cutie
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>>538174732
>tentation
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How do I win now?
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>>538172370
>I stand by my advice my team just happens to have morphed into a 1 end 2 debuffer team haha
Is every umatuber a serial gaslighter?
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>>538174776
Sex
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>>538172859
jap claw machine is legit
they have meta for each box position but I don't feel like digging youtube for this now
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god how come mcqueen and rice both have 20 skills as well as kyoto racecourse
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it's over...
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>>538174554
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>>538174736
What a coincidence, I look like the fat ojisan trainer many people envision in their minds.
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>charming+fast learner + hot topic
https://youtu.be/5DrGHQ7Heuc?si=0iJgnxzLUKvoOzU4
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>>538175138
where did opebird trend start
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>>538174736
>>538175162
A match made in heaven.
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Why do you care about whales?
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>>538175281
because I want to invalidate their spent money with sweat and luck
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>>538171317
If you like RNG so much there's a nice game called Russian Roulette, I hear it's popular among retards like you.
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40195476
Cm rooms, no stinky whales allowed.
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>>538175018
Whore
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>>538174738
whales are the reason you can even play the game plebian poorfag
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>had the worst Air Groove run, losing constantly until Classic Year ended
>suddenly charming
>suddenly fast learner
>got 3 max rainbow on 3rd year summer (60-70 each)
>start winning everything
>win URA finals
I'm going to fuck her so hard for stressing me out like this.
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ew
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>>538175617
getting these stats with that deck and using her as ace should get you banned
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I got raped...
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>>538175415
it is an unhealthy obsession, win for your girls
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>>538175507
>put wrong urara
oops, well it doesn't matter anyway...
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>>538175719
She didn't even wait for graduation.. RIP this guy's virginity.
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>>538175507
>CM
>but with my made up rules that won’t apply to the real experience

>no golshi
>no whales
>no lucky 5% rollers

Why do you do this? Just make an “Open” CM and put the accurate “B” limit on it.
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>>538175685
i mean those stats are pretty much bought. there's nothing we can do
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at this point i'm just putting dober in my ace runs for sunny days/kyoto
these bitches do not like the sun
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>>538175617
>long A
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>>538175617
its just so sad that whales like these cant cap their stats and have sub 700 stats cause they are too stupid
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>>538171308
Cute uokka
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>>538175781
Congrats on the Daiwa rocket win anon.
I've been debating making one.
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>>538175856
this
whales have everything to lose in your rooms because if they lose you're going to plaster them here for mockery, and if they win then you'll just post their deck and say it didn't count.

may as well invite them to keep it closer to an actual CM.
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>>538176074
he won by like 6 lengths over my (admittedly kind of bad) golshi
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>>538175719
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TRACEN SECURITY GUARDS??? THIS IS OUTRIGHT RAPE ATTEMPT!!!
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>>538176180
nice maestro
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epic bricked run
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>>538176180
>bad
>S track
>s turf
>928 power
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epic
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>>538175507
>double sub 1k daiwa just won
uuhhhhhhh golshichuds??? end closer chuds????
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Why do all my club rooms say "not enough runner slots?"
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>>538176212
>>538175854
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>>538176212
it is legal for umas to rape anyone they please
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>>538176159
okay this may seem crazy but i entered an entirely wrong room, so oops again i guess. congrats to the anon that won
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>>538176327
what was the daiwa winning stats, seems something my f2p ass could emulate
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>>538176350
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>538176212
Trainers belong to their trainees, therefore it's not rape
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>>538176327
reminder that air groove and shitty fronts is literally gaslighting for daiwa scarlet free wins.
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>>538175617
>3stam
I thought the 4 speed,2 stam is the go to.
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>>538176489
good
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>>538176327
did someone put a sacrifice front to enable scarlet
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>>538176234
yeah it's amazing i could get bofa but not maestro. i used an mlb super creek that run. i also kept getting night owl so that was disgusting
>>538176316
yeah and she still loses like 90% of the cm test rooms i've entered so it doesn't exactly matter. i know it's a good rng run but that doesn't mean it was good enough. rng is shit
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cm2
98966176
17737253
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>>538176323
based rng
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>>538176416
just delay her ult or get lucky with retards feeding
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>>538176416
It was exactly this one >>538174881
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>>538175719
Realistically, what would you do to get away from this ordeal, /uma/bros?
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I can't wait for this cm to be over, farming long umas is miserable
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CM Room test 80151485 bring 3 horses
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>>538176661
shout with all my might and hopefully someone will come to save me
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>>538176661
avoid scouting dangerous looking uma
like those from foreign countries
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>>538176661
Nothing, I accept my fate.
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>>538176416
>Air Grooves are pushed by youtubers
>Air Groove often dies at the exact correct nanosecond to give Daiwa Scarlet free unique accel at the perfect moment
>Very few people are actually running honest fronts so the activation is literally free for her
>golshi cannot catch up
It's just a preview of what's coming in CM3 except with angling and scheming by the way.
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>>538176661
>look! it's mcdonalds!
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>>538176180
It's the curse of no spurt, when the final leg is a whole 1000 fucking meters whoever reaches top speed first is going to win
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its a me special chud dayo
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>>538176661
I wonder how ancient humans dealt with Umas.
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Her name is Special WEEK, she's not a chud.
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>>538176974
>>538177084
>>>/v/
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>>538176609
thanks
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>>538177056
they couldn't
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If we reach page 10 i will finally be free
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>>538176323
your blue spark rng went to this
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Chud Week
There's nothing Special about her.
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digitan bread
>>538177247
>>538177247
>>538177247
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Come test your CM2 umas while wait for next bread

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more like Special Weak LMAO
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>>538176661
tell them I'm already engaged to a different uma
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>>538176661
Throw out a steak and hope she fails the wit check, then grab her gun as she's distracted and shoot yourself. It's hopeless.
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>>538173802
not true, my waifu is naive and innocent even though she's new
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>>538176836
limit image reached but my teio won somehow, probably because her ult procced



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