Previous: >>538155482>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)8/28 - 9/10: Story Event9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>>538173565can you take them serious when they include fre*ch-made manslaughter
DAAAAAAAAAAARBYYYYYYYYYYYY
AGP free bread
THE GOAT
turning this anal priestess into a wonderful wife
I want 11 kids with Cheval Grand
God, I fucking hate Agnes Digital so much
>bait thread is spoileredshoulda known
Come and beat my CM2 umas!465129184651291846512918
>>538177472
f2p progress
>>538177535Re-record it without the music blasting anon...
Quick reminder that I will mary Digitan
>>538177472Boys can't get pregnant
>>538177592>paid 500
>>538177593nyo
>>538177571I love them, but mine can't beat shit
>>538177472imagine brushing her tail
>>538177682idk it was there when i bought the account
>>538177427NOOOOO NOT THE SLEEVE
>>538177690Taiki is a gem.
>>538177776>idk it was there when i bought the account
how is uma babby formed
>Promotion line is 291k>5-win streak can't reach thatWhat am I supposed to do then
how much skill activation rate is 230 witI forgot to click wit this run...
>>538177535
>>538177897make stronger umas, with more skills. You get way more points if everyone else places better as well
>>538177892they just spawn in your bed
>bought the account>f2p b t w
>lost URA with thisHow?
nishishi~
>>538177897build better umas with more skills and witspecially that mayano, goldshi, teio, daiwa
>>538177892give me an hour with one of the Symbolis and I'll tell u
>>538178024>Fans: 271kthat might have something to do with it
>>538177427this feels like something that would happen in monster girl quest>>53817789210% chance for a girl with ningen mom to be uma100% if it's a human laying it on an uma>>538177897fill your teams with strong umas to pad your rating, this lets you hit higher rating teams for more pointsmore wit and more skills, activating them gives pointshave more horses be at 2nd/3rd on top of just winning
>>538177921deserved
>>538178024Boxed by stat inflated umas, and its still pretty on the low end
How do you go from this...
>>538177776whoever bought those carats has the receipt and they can show it to cyjews to reclaim your account if they wanted to
>>538178024I've lost URA with 900/600/600 before, sometimes the game just wants to spank you.>>538177921deserved
>>538177921Should've accepted being humble and run some G3 race. Umamusume is a safety first game.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
Oguri isn't fast
Love this
>>538178024gutschecked probablythat speed is also just barely enough to win so mood and any deviant npc uma was gonna stomp you
>>538176567
>>538177530Wait, so two women can also get blessed with an Uma child just like Special Week?
>>538177971
Oguri will never fast. Therefore not fast.
When the game just decided to give you spring runner out of nowhere.
>>538177592you realize these guys put 500 gems on the account so that they can show the receipts a year from now and yank accounts back from Cygames right?
>>538177921Stop putting so much pressure on her! Maybe that's why she jobs that race so often.
>>538178310thats my special chud!
>>538178024800 speed reaches the cap with the invisible 400+ to all stats buffthat ensures you will never lose URA Finale unless brocked>>538178108nothing to do with this SEA monkey
>>538177571Our winners!Good race anons but this turned into another Golshi dif.
>god tier rainbows>cucked by no spurt or S
>>538178513Daiwa Scarlet only works if there's a weak front/pace that dies in the accel phase I take it?
if youre brocked youre brocked
>>538177921
Digitan LOVE
>>538178664>when you fail at resting
>>538178608if you can get her to 1k power she just destroys everyone regardless
>>538177330More Tikezou love why doesn't she get the love she deserves
How long does it take for a club leader to be gone before leadership changes over to another? Just noticed the leaders been gone for 11 fucking days and I might be the one stuck with it next, this won't be the first game this shit has happened in either
>>538177921SHE JUST LIKE US FOR REAL
>>538177921To be fair, they got confident over winning that coinflip.
post something cute
>>538178780yeah but you won'tI don't even see whales somehow get 1200/1000/1000I think I saw it once in taurus but they didn't have the heal skill tax
just had a run where SSR golshi only gave one hint
Orange huh?
>>538178108That's kinda low for a parent farming run I agree.
>>538178608I think the Air Groove and Urara anons forgot to set them to front. And both Scarlets had low speed.
>>538178934
>>538178780front or pace? 1200/1200/1000 is insane even for whales
every single match is a goldship with 1k stam +2 golds What is the build to punish these assholes
>>538178961eh skeel issue desu most are allergic to pressing power. 4 max mlb speed will give you 100 speed
>country bumpkin>tomboy personality without being cartoonish>no pedigree whatsoever >favorite hobby is cooking>dream is to make a big family >best buddies with Mr CB>first horse ever to beat Rudolf >won the japan cup against both Rudolf and CB, becoming the first japanese horse ever to finish first in that raceshe's the perfect protagonist if they ever make an OVA about the 80s
>>538178513Host another one I have a secret weapon
>>538178024I lost with 900/900/600 yesterday. It was a dead ace run so I didn't burn clocks, but oh boy I was surprised at how stringent URA Finale is sometimes.
>>538179059you get a nice nature with end closer debuffs and the standard ones from pot5
>>538178024>BBBThat's why ya lost
>>538179006tbf if he jobbed ura finals it's likely that he's gonna land at 300+ since ura final is a big boost. If his farming deck is asscheeks and doesn't have fan bonus I guess it could be possible
golshi... too cute...
>>538179036I don't think she can spring off most uraras though.
machikane fukukitara just refuses to get the long ura finals
I’m see a lot of “if you bring your air groove debuffer, you’re feeding the Daiwa Ace” But can’t they just bring their own perfectly crafted air groove front?
>>538178153To this
>Kikuka Sho>400 stam>"just to be sure i'll buy Cooldown.">Cooldown doesn't proc>4th favorite rudolph pace is like 8th place>200 stam>proc's BOFA to get an earlier spurt>procs BTEDM>wins by 5 lengthsJust fuck my shit up senpai. There goes my True Way of Kings.
>>538179207Why is Stegosaurus such a quitter
is end closer rudolf even viable this cm?no innate gold recovery seems kinda meh
>>538178153when i was reading cingray i just kept thinking to myself "horse racing is not that serious" maybe i'm jaded
>>538178934(_´༥`___)
>>538179081https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaJtHir_q3gone of my favorite uma songs of all time
>>538179059>thinks it is as simple as making a counter-build*taps the sign*
why is up tempo so badi thought adept was bad for 1.8 durationthis is a .9 duration velocity?
>>538179237there's like 2-3 long G1s and about 390 medium ones. Go figure
>>538179279Chilling as a senior year. Goes even more for Rudolf
>>538179370Only works if you get BofA director event to proc and you get cooldown from McQueen. You need both in case one procs at a bad time
>2nd place juvenile fillies>2nd place hopeful stakes>sleep deprived rest with night owl debuff right after>fail at the infirmary twice in a rowi think this is the first time i gave up a run
> Join random CM room> Matched either against Scruffy Scruffington who has a 800/1200 uma, or Whale McLuck who has a 1200/1000/1000 uma with 3 golds recoveries, spurt and long S
I swear globalfags fall for the most obvious baits possible, but getting rid of the troon doc in the OP is a step in the right direction
>>538179164Great taste.
>>538179434many skills are bad but by having reliable access to them they become better than nothing when you're on the god run but skills aren't there.
Yeah, you and me both, Uokka.
>>538179415people are just meeting the reqs, I think it'll work better then ever for this
>>538179238Thats awfully cute
>>538179448
>>538179078post your 1k power uma with 4/2 speed/stam and stam/pwr sparks thenbecause even if you hit power when people gather there for friendship + summer, that's not enough to get 1k while also getting high speed and stam
recreation should give you a 1 turn buffer against mood downs
>>538179597Merry... Kris S...
They fill up fast so come test you CM 2 umas if you have not yet. 388752783887527838875278
>>538179271ds skill conditions are: 2nd half of race, have overtake target (up to 20 meters ahead, can catch within 15 seconds at current speed), order is 1st, 2nd or 3rdSo I guess so, but the busier the front is the harder to fulfill the condition at the right time and now you are committing two characters to it.
>>538178934I love Tanukis. My YT front page is already full of them. Youtube-kun will know I'm an adult and won't ask for my ID, right?
>>538179686Rudolf...
>>538179207the hat has to be kept on at all times or else everyone at tracen would be immediately smitten by her beauty
>>538179594>>538179686y are u like this
>this thing has been winning practice rooms vs. A+ Golshis & Taishins???
>>538179902adequate wit, guts and 3 recoveries.
>>538179902The powa of the long spark
Anon have you gotten hugged today yet? When was the last time someone hugged you?
has infographic-kun posted their quick and dirty CM3 list yet?
There really is no reason to hoard goddess statues, is there? Most of the future umas will be 3 stars anyway so any you get is much better spent on upgrading your 1 and 2 stars.
>>538179896>>538179818She says it herself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ69OnNTj0o no Rudolf present to assist.
>>538180064who is this artist anon
I'm not sure why this uma does so poorly, I get the lack of accel skills hurt on the final but she's always like 5th plus going into the final stretch. That speed must be a huge factor over a long race or something
>>538180064Romantically? 14 years ago
>>538179893trvke
anyone still looking for a club
But WHY does it has to be carrots?
>>538180138I really wanna roll for Kris S. When is she coming? Somewhere next year yeah?
>>538179902Uma is a wit game.
>>538180209leave her to me
>>538180209what does that mean in english, zoomer incel?
I was thinking about this game last night.This game is just the product of Happy Meek having a nightmare. You meet Happy Meek in every 3 year timeline and it's your goal to ruin that horse's life by thoroughly trashing it in a race.It doesn't even win the URA Finale on the times you lose most of the time. Happy Meek is just doomed to failure in all timelines.Every playable horse lines up behind Happy Meek to ruin their life in every possible reality.God damn.
>>538179902umamusume is a 'believe in your uma and miracles will happen' game
>>538180064NoA few days ago by my mom
Please stop requesting the fucking rice shower balladit sucks and goes on foreverthanks
>>538180251Depends
538180363how about you fuck off tourist
>>538180260lol. lmao. A hearty laugh. A big chuckle.
>>538179413
>>538180181Hitting the stamina requirement alone won't make you win the race, you have to assume everyone is hitting it. Also 1200+2.3 gold recoveries is a bit of overkill.
CM room test 50160313 bring 3 umas
>>538180064Yes, I hugged my wife and son today
>>538180475>that thumbnailhttps://youtu.be/stdyhfeYxxI?t=6
I'm building a setup to shut down Daiwa Scarlet personally.
>>538180257
>>538180481This is terrible!
>>538179902Q.E.D.Must be some poorly built taishins and goldshis desu
>>538179729The lucky pace beats the Golshis!
>>538179902Big Head = Big Power = Big Victory
>king halo is doomed in med/long because her unique procs so late
>>538179413For me it's the sock puppets that really make the song.https://youtu.be/MMnvp_O7zSA
>>538180475>>538180605Easy on the carrots Daiwa...
>>538179902Damn it, long S really does matter. Aaaaaahh
il mambissimo
>>538179902
is a .45 speed boost really make an uma almost 50% faster?or is there some other multiplier to it (like how stamina is modified by track length)
>>538180559results
>build Uma thinkin I’ll be facing a lot of Uraras>0 Uraras in the past 12 roomsOnce again, I’ve wasted borrows and tp on the bullshit of /uma/
Gib club
>summer camp>2 rainbow speed training>failed a 3% rollhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov7OfvslxJI>the very next fucking day I get a FOUR rainbow speed training>success on yet another 3% roll:D
>>538180478nah he's right. truth bomb upgraded to nuke + contraction + roman V substitution is like the most "sperg unaware of how fucking stupid he sounds" as it gets. rethink your existence.
how much power do you need for CM2?
Where is everyone getting these A+ umas from?? I can firmly make middle of the road A umas and the very VERY occasional A+.
>>538180064Yesterday
>>538181174>getting this upset over a word used in a forumhow about you rethink yours
>>538181174damn truth apocalypse
>>538181251Money
>>538181196yesunironically
900 stamina btwim glad I don't give a shit about this CM but goddamn I just want something passable for the gibs
i'm following 41/41 trainers.. i feel like a slut...
>>538181292
>n-no ucheckmate retard have a good day.
>>538181251the umas im gonna run in cm are all barely short of A+ so i think is very highroll runs or money
>>538181347what
>>538181398
>3 King Halo runs>three failed triple crownsI just wanted to see her smile
>no argumentI accept your concession.
Probably my last one for today but I ask once again for two anons to test their umas. Don't find out the hard way if your team isn't working!999519839995198399951983
NO.....
>autists talking to themselves againHERE LOOK AT THIS SHIT
>>5381815031200 power is the best you could afford, but is not mandatory i think
>>538181103builds??
>>538180064about 4 hours ago. Was cuddling with the missus
>>538181292does levi's VA like special week or is this just a crack training ship
So if Silence Suzuka is my oshi, is Seiun Sky a must pull for inheritance purposes?
>>538181580you know you want to
>>538181626no one is getting 1200 power for gemini though
>>538181587Umazing!
>>538180171and that's how umas are made
>>538181560>find out the easy way>new team jobs in the real thing anyways
>>538181806RIGHT? Now check THIS shit out!
Remember the super cope anons: the only platinum title that matters is (you)r zodiac sign. So unless you’re a Gemini, you can relax
>>538181560>won for oncefinally............
>>538181803oh wait i have read cm3 im dumb
>>538181904The game will probably day before aquarius comes
>>538181903Umazing! x2
>>538181904When will Leo come around?
>>538182073I wanna fuck that fox/dog
>>538181648sorry i didn't screenshot it, but i remember the goldship were almost 1200/1200 and it looked like whale deck
What's the reason global is getting only 3 guest runs a day?We can't even swipe for more so it's not even about money.
>>538181904>1200m>snow>soft
>>538182157
>>538182157why does thou save thumbnails?
>>538181798it worked
>>5381822581200m is easy bwo
>>538180476depends on what
>>538182272
>>538182348umamusume is highroll game
>>538182324i didnt notice
>>538181904>3200m>Rain>Heavy
>>538181560Congratulations to our winner and thank you to all the anons who took part today. Good luck in the ace mines and I hope you have a wonderful evening.
>>538182229Cygames lifted an old version of the game (with minimal QoL), translated it, and slap it down calling it globalThat's about it
be grateful for the pure jp client experience
I haven't seen the acupuncturist since before last cm
>>538182474the rest of the run could very well get fucked though... i'm scared
Who has the most soulful Gemini team
3 stamina supports might be too much
>>538182749it's not though? We're getting an accelerated rate so that means less carats from dailies
>>538182919you can earn carats outside of the game :)
>>538182838If you are a +20% stam uma you can get away with 2 ifn you high roll.
>>538182679Didn't KR server get more guest runs at launch?It's almost like Cygames wants us to play the game less.
reminder that cyjews are treating global like third class citizens
>>538181904>1600m>Summer>Sunny
>>538181904Oh no....
>>538181904but i am..........
>thoroughly check and recheck units>arrive at a final total of 72>glue them>immediate wave of regret washes over me as i contemplate the possibility that i've deleted something valuable
Hey bros which of these skills should I pick up for my Golshi>Focus>Ramp Up>Rudolf's Ult>Homestretch Haste>Hesitant End Closers>Deep Breaths (McQueen's event procced too early and left me without Cooldown but I have Maestro and Go Home)Only have room for one more
>hrt imagegrim
>>538183354rudolf ult
UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
new gaslight?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO77OXD6dz8
Cyjews accelerate fasterI want to roll for my wife NTR!
>>538183026Cygames is just being lazy. They don't want to go through the effort of changing patches
>>538183354homestretch haste because long last spurt phase
>>538183510buy an ad
I'm sorry Natie, you want a what?
fellow pity kita broswhat do you feel when you look at your zero uncaps kitasan?
>>538183354>Homestretch Hastethis one and hope your 2 golds activate
These practice CM rooms seem to be giving a misleading idea of how hard this CM will be. So far most of the dudes in them are running full MLB stacks and fully optimized builds. I highly doubt the real CM will anywhere near this brutal.
>>538183026The whole TP system seems designed to make people play less. Cygenerous valuing our time and trying to make us drop the game.
>>538183510>pokkenot listening to this grifter
>>538183510This fag lost Taurus since his Urara strat turned to shit lul.
>>538183646taurus finals were exactly that
.
if umas have 100x the strength of regular humans, does that mean their pelvic floor muscles are also tighter than regular women?
>>538183646Group A finals will be about this hard
>>538179770i always thought they were insane based on the one anons usually post from twitter, didn't expect them to be so cute
so close yet so far, every run is feels like if I was a little luckier I'd be done
>>538183354focus
>>538183630>>538183547>>538183465I'll get HH, thanks. In my experience Goldshi rarely ever activates Rudolf's ult
>>538183880I want Daiwa to jump her ass onto my face
>>538183843I got this too, thankfully it was discounted enough.
>>538183851HH to you too bwo
>>538183703all the comments are flaming him lmao losing
I noted some of my luck for my last run, just to see if I'm particularly lucky or unlucky.>2 sleep deprived, no night owl>2 well rested>4 mood down events, no debuff>1 mood up+stat event, no fast learner>0 failure on training, including two over 20% but below 30%>1 mood up from optional races, out of 5>1 eating event>3 zero rainbow training camp turns, 2 single rainbow, 3 double>0 pink sparks (double circle affinity), 2 unique sparks (from grandparents), 3 skill sparks>no BofA event
>>538183832The president family sketches are too wholesome, it's my favorite
>>538184131same
>kita rerun banner>immediately after, christmas oguri banner
Which fictional character do you think would make a good Trainer?
>What’s that, Duramente? You’re gonna GROOM me into your BREEDING slave, all so you can INSEMINATE my MAGICUNNY right in front of Kitasan’s pen while he’s forced to watch, KNOWING he’s had a crush on me since the day we first met, all so you can DEMORALIZE him into never giving Trainer-san any rainbows, all so his horse will fall behind and let you take the win in the Japanese Derby? Well, ABRA KEKDABRA, what are we WAITING for? YADA YADA DOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>538183646I haven't joined a single cm practice room, yet still got the plat taurus title. It's a meme.
Which one of these is best and safest ?
>>538183818Or they could be easy. Just depends on if you luck into a shitter lobby or into giga autism whale lobby. In some lobbies winning will just straightup be impossible but other lobbies will be total jokes. The finals is a shitshow regardless.
>>538184390>CheekieBased. Wish she browsed /fit/ still.
>>538184409The one you write yourself
>>538184131>>538184194
>>538184390I appreciate the good abs while still conserving the curves of a female body
How the hell are people hitting 1000+/1000+ on their umas, is it just a MLB and sparks issue?
DAIWA SCARLETTO
>>538184252
>>538184594yeppers
>>538184452the shitters have to luckshit 2 rounds of filtering, you're way less likely to get them in the finalsand a lot of them won't be bothering with graded after they did it in taurus and scrubbed out with 0 carats
https://img.2chan.net/b/res/1350728068.htm
>2nd slow metabolism this run>not even out of pre-debutyou fat piece of shit
>>538184629where is your sound bro?
>>538184594Yes. Even with a full MLB meta line-up and a good sparks parent you can still get fucked by RNG on the run.
>>538184629Her tits are just distracting. I wouldn't be able to properly train her.
>tfw not a single one of my friends’ umas have good affinity with Bakushin
If you use goldship and lose you are a bad trainer~
I unironically would be willing to use carats to get more borrows The limit of 3 is such a bullshit.
>>538184594I can get close-ish to 1k/1k/X/X/1k with non mlb cards and a tat of roll/rainbow luck.So yes, it's purely down to sparks and MLB.
>>538184252Oh for a bonus post also which Uma would fit them the most, for Gin-san it would probably be Festa or this little gremlin, since he already deals with one daily.
It's really hard to play when their ears wiggle like that
>>538181904the Cancer Cup will be mine
>>538184862barely anyone has good affinity with bakushin
>>538184368
>>538184594You can have the sparks and the deck but if RNG doesn't want you to win, it won't. I've spent too many runs with 990/990 BECAUSE NO RAINBOWS
>>538184594Sparks and mlb srs can get you a 1k 1kPast that is whale status
>>538182369What kind of club you have
>>538185094be active A+ club
>>538179601
CM bring 323750402
>do a golshi run with 4 speed 2 stam>she rolls so low on speed that i don't reach 900 but so high on stamina that I cap the statWhy is she like thisI'm setting my account epitaph to Gold Ship Fan Club in the hopes it acts as a ritual to get a single usable CM ace
>>538185137Nah that sounds like quotas and work. Miss me with that shit. I left my last club because of that.
>>538184889Bullshit. That would require an absolutely insane run to accomplish. Like literally everything going right. Just getting 1k/1K/X/X/500 is a tough ask.
>>538185195>8/9
>>538184520cute!
Akebono grab
>>53818436840 year old male wrote this post
>>538185368I don't know who was the fucker, name is Urara. I did ask for 3
This is as good as it gets for me, whatever happens. Who should I build for her teammates? I have McQueen but I'm not sure how to build her for CM2
>>538185362>Bullshitit really isn't you faglet, just stop being bad/unlucky, and I say this has a hyper casual that's bad at the game and 110% f2p.my last brian run 10min before my last post was literally 1k, 9xx, x x 800>what the fuck anon you said "close-ish" but that isn't close at all wtf broke glue wdkslaö [autistic screeching]1. subjective2. I did this with 1-2 mlb speed cards, the rest were undereleved.3. get gud lmao
>>538185593>Who should I build for her teammates?Urara and Nature, obviously.
>build for CM3>get godly run>forget that the track is on summer and left handed and pick the wrong greensAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>538185703Should be groove and nature, to avoid front urara from lowering stamina requirements
>>538185703>UraraThat's not a Meme>NatureI guess I can make a better one
>>538179279Damnit oguri, not two at the same time...how could you do this to me
But 50 isn't divisible by 3...
Is she a newfag trap?
>>538184889>>538185696>Brags about such and such runs using cheap cards>Doesn't post the umayeah okay
48029989CM, bring 3 fuckers
>>538185918No, everyone loves the GOAT.
>>538185696Show deck and parents.
>>538185983do you make these public
>>538185918The GOAT will litearlly win every CM for the next 2 years anon, are you stupid?
>>538185983wtf it filled up quick
>>538186001We need Berno SSR NOW
>>538179279Gee Oguri! How come your trainer lets you eat TWO carrots?
good lord mayano is such a piece of shit honse
>>538186095No
>>538185906one used it 3 times
At a random convention since it’s my first time, kinda meh until I saw some Uma cosplayers. I have now made it my mission to take pics of any I find. Took one of Haru Urara too
>>538186143She would make for a great SSR wit card.
>>538180363lurk for another 15 years retarded tourist
>>538186168She just eats...
>>538184629Watashi ga ichiban
Which one of these absolute units is Akebono?
47665188another one, bring 3
>>538186593imagine the oral trainer would never recover
I LOVE MY WIFE NTR!
>>538186613now that's a cow
>>538186613Need Dantsu paizuri
>>538180363trvke (noun/verb) – An obscure online gardening term that originated on a cactus enthusiast forum in 2011. It refers to the act of rearranging succulents into a perfectly symmetrical triangle shape for maximum "desert aesthetic." Later, it evolved into slang for any activity done purely for visual balance, like lining up your snacks on a desk before gaming.Example:“Bro, I can’t start the raid until my energy drinks are trvke.”“That Instagram plant wall? Peak trvke vibes.”
>>538186705WHY WAS MY END CLOSER IN THE TOP HALF
>>538186768Good thing that she doesnt know what lust and sex are.
>>538186593>this milkshake tastes weird, traina
>>538186696damn they are big
>>538181904I'm a Gemini and I stand basically no chance. It's over.I'm going to invest in the most Twins strategy I can and bet it all on Twintails.Daiwa Scarlet as Ace RocketNice Nature as the backline golshi bullyFuck if I know who else. Probably a front 2nd debuffer. Maybe I can make Mayano do it. She's got a 2-side-up. She counts.
>>538187037I’m train umas on that subject
>>538187016Cause Haru Front messes with the race
>>538187207>the face of bottomless glutony
>thought races in portait mode are the same as landscapeWhat a fool I was, missed out on so much anime kino
>>538187386oh didnt even realize she was in the race, i'll have to re-watch it then
>>538187476Not playing the ult animations on landscape is so dumb
>>538187475They shouldn't have given Oguri the slut eyes. CG gave her a better face.
Landscape without music the optimal way to watch races
>>538187267thanks for letting us know esl-kun
Fucking how!!
>>538187736are the eyes the difference? i'm not really sure
>>538187875she has more stamina baka, that'll be your Gemini finals btw
>>538187875Stamina diff
>>538187875Mommy > God
33104650more CM runs
>>538187267>esl pajeet is a rapist sex pestwow so quirky and unique
lmaooooooooo whales baka
>>538183646You guys said exactly this for Taurus snd then a lot of people got sweatlord finals.
>>538187875this is every campaign I run when I'm trying to get garlands
>>538187267You brownoids are so retarded it's just sad.
>>538187875TSS "needs" 1500 stamina on end closer without healsso you have 940 with the career buff.she has 780 with the career buff. yes npcs get it too. but she has 10% worth of hp restores, which is kinda like having 1300 stamso she spurts earlier and to a higher max speed than you do.
>>538188127Whales would have 3-4+ ssrs that arent McQueen in their main deck
>>538188127stamina grifter bros....
>>5381881272nd guy just seems like an honest Kita reroller
THIS GAME SUCKS
more rooms..
WHERE IN THE NIGGER PENIS COCK RAPE IS LONG S
>>538188431You're too rude for nice things
>>538187942They are bigger and make Oguri appear more pure, I think.
>>538188074there is... only 2 racing umas in this room...
>>538188127witlet bros... we stand a chance
what's the meta team for this cup
>>538186953Kino, I'm going to arrange my snacks tomorrow
>>538188613Golshi Rest are a little flexible but most are running a second end + debuffer
>>538188613Narita Taishin End, Golshi End, Daiwa Pace
i love how sea and india lives rent free in so many anons heads. it's hilarious to see them blame everything on them
>>538188127these just look like rerollers bro they gave you enough carats to mlb kitasan or super creek and srs
>>538188074Results>>538188553I'ts a full room though?
bruh
>>538188723maybe if they weren't egregious shitposters that shart up /vg/ they would be looked upon with less resentment.
>>538188817>December DominatonHe's back...
>>538188546>be a pure uma>move to the capital>become a slutall too common
>>538189102his stats are low…
Is this a good spot to stop rolling for cards? Still butthurt I couldn't get a LB 3 Super Creek.
>>538188817we literally had 8 debuffers
>>538189015What happened when you don't pick the number one uma
>>538189191o-ooh....
>>538188817Does Duty of Dignity Calls on Golshi always proc?
>>538189271No, Rudolf's unique is much better for Gold
>>538189191stop griefing cm rooms you fuckSHOW YOUR ACES
>>538189173see >>538189191
>>538189180>He rolled for creek.Heh, you got bamboozled fool. You need to roll umas to 3* your F2P ones for parents to have skills. Now your bricked LMAO
>>538189380>he thinks they're griefing
>>538189083because sea and india anons are the only shitposters
>>538189392>no spurt
What should I buy in a daily shop? Are the character stars worth their price?
Post something cute
>>538189015>Relived to have her skill validated after a successful debut
>>538189173oh you're right, probably an impostor
What's the nice nature deck for killing Gold Ships?
>>538189180You need more speed SRs MLB'd, particularly Sweep and Eishin but it's not recommended to roll on any more card banners for a while
does front urara fuck over pace chasers or something
>>538189624
>>538189447my brother in christ this nigga just showed up to the room with 3 debuffers how is that not griefing?
>>538189730Eishin is a good speed SR? Also, when is the next card banner worth rolling on? thank you
>>538189771Get the whip. We have some rowdy umas over here.
>>538189062rape
>>538189772Can't you kick people out of the room before firing the race?
>>538189624Why is she sad?
>>538189771rod sisters
you guys missed rolling on the best power card banner. nishino flower power SR 15 race bonus. literally one of the only 4+ cards that has that amount
>>538189959maybe? never actually tried it
>>538189541not what I said, or even implied.
>>538189624you first
OUR HEROES... and top road
>tell Oguri to do what she truly wants>she ditches the gold skill and just starts eatingok that was funny
>>538189610Clocks and maybe parfaits, 5k stars are maaaybe worth it if you're close to an unlock
Join CunnyInc.A+ rankeveryone that applies is accepted
>>538190162NOOOOO DONT DO THAT
>>538190020yeah I'll just roll it 5x on the Riko banner.
>>538189836She has good events for energy and a decent green skill, not high up there like Sweep or Halo but she's good. I believe the next good card banner is Rice/Riko or Nice Nature, which is a while from now. We get free rolls (if they follow JP) so that's nice.
>>538190020Oh yeah? Show your MLB Nishino Flower Power SR card.
>>538190020one of 4+ SRs or 4+ cards?
>>538190417
>>538190162Why are you saying A+ when it's currently in the B+ range approaching B?
>>538181904>look up my birthday>taurus>look at my titles>taurus platinumDid I win the game? Can I quit now?
>long sparks not triggering at inspiration for multiple runs>now getting fucked because pace chuds are whores that need a billion poweri need a third for my team but i don't wanna fucking try building daiwa or tachyon anymore
>>538190520Ikuno......dictus
>>538189771>>538190002cards?
>danchou asks us a question in the chat>everyone ignores it for 2 hours>don't want to engage as well>want to post a shoe request>will look like an ass by making it obvious I'm ignoring him
I actually think this is good enough to run
>>538190417>>538190520oh wait i lied theres like 9 of them but you can get 6 of them in the first 2 years ikuno, natty, sakura, nishino, marv, vega
>>538190741tell me your dick size now you fucking coward
>>538190741send an oyasumi beforehand make it look like you're about to log out
>>538190061yet they get blamed for all the shitposting, which is what i stated in my first post
>>538190741>Log in 2-3 times a day, often only to quickly donate some shows and leave again>See messages only hours after the factI'll ignore your shit, and you'll like it, danchou
>>538190807>adolf witler>no spurthmmmm nyo
>>538190741I honestly forgot the chat tab even existed
>>538190741bwo just answer the question... don't be rude bwo...
>>538190807i think without spurt your chances of catching up are even lowerr
>>538190807no stopping me honse with no no stopping me why even play her
>>538189873
>>538189191>end air groovewhat was he cooking
pace daiwa hard counters front air groove debuffer that pokke is shilling
Any /uma/ clubs got openings? Couldn't stand my no-fan earning, dirt-shoe spamming random club anymore.
>>538190995no stopping me sucks and is useless most of the time
>>538191165Mambo would if Dancho would do his job for once.......
>>538191162pokke is a retard and his urara strat hilariously backfired. he and rednu are competing for worst umatuber title now that they can't get taurus plat
>>538191165have an opening… but we spam dirt
>no stopping me>gets stopped
>>538188723ok rajeesh singh
I love farming for whites, not farming for specific whites just farming for as many whites as possible
im prob the only indian here, just woke up and made some roti ready to bring my ox to plow the fields while playing some uma musume
>>538191165“/Uma/ Club” (top 100) has one, but no rule against asking for dirt (people seldom do though)
>>538190116Our ACTUAL heroes
Give me a cancer parent deck, I'm DONE trying to make gemini aces
dirt shoes are fine it just forces people to ask for it twice or they run out, some people just snipe on reset and request once
The issue with this event is fucking NOBODY pulled the event card (why would they) so it’s a slog
How early do you consider a run doomed and give up? For me it's if I don't have 300 in something or if I get bad mood right before hopeful stakes.
>>538191726Your Doober?
>>538191789I have it and use it i meant doubling up
i fell for the double debuffer memecome on in78125003
Sweet, wonder if I'll break 15 cards
Your scenario high score, /uma/?
>>538191994witGOD
>>53819199412.9k i think, you’ve got me beat
>>538191994I won
>>538191775second inspiration. according to MooMoo old grinders literally wouldn't continue if second wasn't gold
Some of you are too mentally ill for your supposed age range
>>538192302that's too hardcore for me but i'm getting exhausted from long sparks not triggering
>>538177921hopeful stakes is a goldship only race. Expect to end in the last digits
>>538181904...yeah... h-haha!
>>538191940gud race, might try and squeeze in an air groove over my urara
mayano is better as late surger to proc ult
HARKITTE IKOU
>>538192549lates are shit to build unless you have mlb eishin flash
>>538192621ok calc boy im using the real in game sim
ok i cant say im completely satisfied with my sparks, especially since i ended up ditching some 2* blues for 1* blues, but i'm tired its time to start building aces
>>538192225
Training for long is busting my balls...how did i do?
>>538191940>>538191940its so over for DIY end closers
>>538191358>>538191526Oh, don't misunderstand. I don't mind it. But hardly anyone played and after a day of nothing 20 dirt shoe requests, it's like "can you guys just request some mile or medium shoes for Gods sake?"As well, it was only C+ and dropping in rank because people weren't logging on.
>>538192769>not 1095 stamowari da
>>538191014I want to RAPE Elle!
>>538192872>No SpurtI'm beginning to nyooootice
>>538192872wait shit i cropped out the 1st
>>538192876A+ club so somewhat chill if you want to join
That's right, I only request dirt shoes. Don't like it? Come back when you have a higher fan count.
>check my veteran umamusumes>tfw i have a 12* stam 15* mile taiki and maru alreadycancer cup is going to be easy bros
>>538177921>retards still not using front in traininglollmao
>Air Groove activates Frenzied End Closers>whale Gold Shit dies and gets 8th At last I finally see
>>538193109you need power no stam tho
>>538193195Stam inherits means you can bring power cards.
>>538193109Rent that bitch out for easy points
>>538192876Yeah, it’s a funny meme but dirt requests shouldn’t truly unironically tilt anyone in a good club. Bad on top of bad though and yeah I can see how you felt the need to go
>>538193195game gave me mlb power cards
Only 3 more loans until CM and I don't have long Spurt Goldshi. My Taishin literally can't compete alone
>>538191994
>>538193054Yea sure, need a code or got a name I can throw a request to?
>>538192302Gold inheritance is a meme.
>>538193421you have 4 days of registration period still
I am going to train a Maruzensky. What am I in for?
>>538193631I need to run a Seiun front as well to counter meme Daiwas or Uraras
spurt isnt even good it can proc at some retarded place
Remember to get your ichiban before shes gone.
anymore cm rooms
Post em
>>538192912
Vodka what the fuck
>>538193584I hate you
>>538193660Non-canon races where it doesn't matter if you lose and she's just "having fun" no matter what because the real horse couldn't race in G1s.
>>538193584;_;7
>>538193760All random
>>53819199413176 from this goldshiSadly it's glue due to lack of S & spurt
how many spark stars do i need to take a B aptitude to A? 3?
>>538193901maestro status?
>>538193760
>>538193761That's why it feels so good. I want to rape her and cum deep inside and take responsibility then rape her more
>>538193901Just get 1000/1000/1000 and spurt no longer matters.
What's their problem?
>>538191994I can get this higher for sure
>>538193949[Denied]
>>538194041Napoleon complex.But I love them anyways
>>538194041imagine the oyakodon
>>538191536I like the ones with big boobs
>>538194094GutsGOD, do recovery skills even work with guts?
CHECK YOUR INBOX
Come race182751901827519018275190
>>538193421God they’re big
>1200/1200 Gold Ship gets hit with FrenziedOkay I admit this is pretty funny
>>538191305Rednu lost too? Kek.
>>538193660Don't forget to do the G3 race in the first week of summer for hot topic and a bunch of skill points
CYGENEROUS YGENEROUS
>>538194320>whale roomhmmm nyo
FUUUUUUUUUUUUAK IM RICHTHANKS CYGENEROUS
>>538194041I need to find a good dream journey card
newfriend here, which personal skills are the absolute goat to inherit? i've been trying to farm a 3* stam maruzen for a few weeks now, should i keep trying or move to a different uma?
how important is frenzied end closers? does it matter if they hit all their recovery skills
Decided to borrow a Twin Turbo support but fuck that little cunt, I didn't realize she can decide to fuck you out of her support event on the first try
when was the last time we got actual carat gibs? the 50 from maintenance doesn't count
>>538194586multiply chance to proc with your wit by the chance of the enemy gold ship getting rushed
>>538194675When we got like 5000 for free a couple weeks ago. Sorry you have no self control
>>538194746
>>538194746wtf, I know umas ears are sensitive but not to the point of making that face
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1964449796313534591
>>538194919Umas with covered ears have the most sensitive ears.
I want to train spooky knight
>>538194824kek
Daiwabros, my objective here is to make Resplendlent Red Ace skill to reach the Last Spurt, right?
>>538194961My favourite YouTube told me to skip, so I'm skipping
>>538195031The original is hotter
>My favorite Uma? Oguri Cap as in "Peak" the GOAT
>>538194235I haven't the faintest clue
>>538195031>>538195126
>>538194523Maru's ult is good to inherit. Ryan, Oguri, Rudolf are classics. El's will be useful for next CM. Depends on who the ace is and what style.
>>538194523it dependsduring first cm everyone was looking for maruzensky, ryan or taiki, now nobody use it because they aren't that much useful for cm2 so now everyone is looking for mcqueen and long sparks. i would drop the idea of grinding for some 3* spark AND a unique. just go for whatever that can reach 600+stats to farm that 3* stam spark
>>538194961when does the nige/seiun sky reign of terror end? is it the 1st guts rework or does it last even longer than that?
I had the perfect run with 5 parent spurt and 5 parent lpmg and got ZERO. If I got spurt I would had been fine but NOOOOO. Also no coolown event after junior year so fuck me.
>>538195031Is that…
>>538193760all random wearing tracen uniform
>>538195302OG sky is still used as a parent even today in JP
>>538195082In this track's case, your goal is to use the unique to overcome the final uphill. Same with spurt.
>>538195156gigachad would say this unironically
fronts are not usable at all in jp
>>538195031I love my fiancee
>>538195031
>>538195435wtf I want that cap
>>538195375my understanding is that while front can still be viable sometimes depending on the track in JP now, is that after seiun sky and for quite some time it was literally "are you 2-3 sky unique front runners" and if the answer was no, you had zero chance against iti just don't know when it ended
>>538194320The results
Does frenzied work on your own Umas?
>>538195443Literally were used last LoH
>>538195031Photoshop'd, her books aren't that big
>>538195562on god?
>>538194961SKIP
>>538195315I love animals
>>538194961Any CRAMGODS in here going to rush shitting out a triple front runner in 4 days
>there are Uma's who don't have their signature outfits in the game yet>there are Uma's who aren't implemented but already have their signature outfits in races>some of the Umas without outfits become playable earlier than of the Umas withSomeone explain this bullshit to me.Why did Cygames simply decide you had to wait 2 years before being able to do Front Running beyond Front Running.
I'm starting to really like dream journey.
>>538195735on GOAT
>>538195613its me! spechud da!
>>538195638an uma died of that
Will you kiss her back?
Man, the next CM. It's going to be so tough. So tough. Global is evolving. I'm watching it happen right before my eyes. Even the open bracket is full of tweaked out killers this time around. Nobody is fucking around this time. Some are thirsty to keep winning. Others are desperate to make a combat and grab their first title still. What a bloodbath this is going to be.
>>538195934No,I'm a teacher. That's immoral.
>>538195302Seiun Sky helps but front runners aren't at their max power yet for a long time, a lot of skills need to be buffed and the big escape strategy releases in like 7 more months
>>538196002Who is this drills uma
>>538195302Whenever Twin Turbo comes out
>>538195934Of course
>>538195973come back*No idea why I typed combat. kek Oh well.Anyways.
>>538190683
>>538195934Yes, I'm a teacher. That's my job
>>538193779total mental break from a bad race result, bad news coverage and race exhaustion
>>538196054great escape debuffer coming soon
>>538196054How viable is this Niger strategy?
globalbabs really are about to fall for the "when seiun sky comes out every team is going to be 3 fronts" meme...
>>538195934I already have a ningen wife, so no.
Mistakes were made
>>538196053Ruby the ojou rori
>>538196129I don't know if it's a teachers job to kiss their students...
>>538196241>race daylel r.i.pheckin hate when this happens
What are my odds for Sky
>>538196262Doesn't look and match her vibes.
>>538196220Like half the positional requirements pace, late and end need break when 7-9 people are up front, it's annoying.
>>538196223But Flash is prettier
>>538196309Just get lucky an you only will need one fiddy. So ez.
>>538196295A teacher's job is to give their students confidence in themselves
>>538195082you want it to trigger right at the final leg, ideally half a second before it since it will also raise your target speed so you'll have a higher starting point to accellerate from.that level of precision isn't really possible tho so you really just want a frontrunner who is VERY understammed for the course with zero chance of spurting on time so that your daiwa can pass her.Or you can run frontrunner Ace and have Daiwa as a backup plan if she's able to pass your FR organically, which is also very possible because of how long the mid-late is on this course.
>>538196186not much, other than Helios and NY Ace all of them are bad lol, black/white/red Kita and bride/cat Mayano are just regular front runners and are better than all of them
>>538195859What do you like about her? Are you sure you're not being tricked?
>>53819630950 50 you either roll her or you don't.
>>538196502Holy FUCK she's so flat. That's so goddamn erotic.
>>538195942Why is famb:3 like this?
>>538196335what vibes?
>>538196502She is so fucking tight.
I reran my Groove to be a stamlet and always die midrace, fuck Diawakeks lol
>>538195292>>538195297naruhodo, naruhodo... arigathanks!
>>538196502>>538196679her hips are some small you could break her if you are not careful
That pokke air groove grift video is going to make running daiwa even better
>>538196903reminder that he was pushing CM1 urara, real chinstroke moment
>>538194523https://youtu.be/CNrEIuwOde4
Is 1097 Stamina plus two recovery skills (Swinging Maestro and Go-Home Specialist) enough for long cm or should I grab pure heart as well?
>>538196680dorks
>>538196679ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuhhhhhhhh
>>538196680>yasuki danenwhat did they mean by this?
>>538196978if u got about 400 guts then yeah
you should eat your vegetables
>>538196680Kiyasu Nenda?
>>538196309~45%
>>538196978yes only risk is room of debuffers and failure to proc 1depends your risk tolerance
>>538197037I have 348 guts.
>>538196903it's so funny seeing newfags fall for those obvious troll strategies that don't work, debuffers in general already fall off in anything that isn't middle distance
>>538196309Worse than mine
NATURE IS SO FUCKING USELESS
>>538195973Is it? I see a weird mix of people going hard and hitting great stats somehow, and then some other very people doing 1200 stamina 900 speed, and failing hard to compete.
>>538196679she has that perfect librarian body type
>>538197141debuffers are only falling off because witgod said to get 1500 guts+stam + 3 recovery which kills debuffkeksit opens the window for greedier builds though which would normally die to said debuffersit's all rock paper scissors
>>538197208i've lost to shitty umas under 1000 speed/stam
>>538197180skill issue
Look at them go!
danchou it says this guy hasn't logged in for 16 hours... danchou if you do the math that means his energy- danchou are you listening??
Ehefrau mit großen Titten und Pferd
>>538197285I'll probably lose to one of those in gemini finals kekprep beyond a certain point is a meme
>>538196309
>>538197381cute
>>538197180every one of those #2s was worth as much as a G1 win for skill points. you should be happy!
>>538197354>Dan Chow>last online: 17d ago
>tried triple ace in pub >shit on by a single gold max speed golshi with haru supportI guess I need to grind a debuffer
>>538197180I want this trainer stripped naked and beaten
My daughterMy wifeAnd my brother
Im craving Teio pussy
>>538197180Did you rank up her skill set and stars. I refuse to play NN, but everyone is kinda mid without spending big on them kinda.
im gonna save her
>>538197305Umapoi?
>>538197776dont carecute cuckmy husband(wife)
Would have been good if I got S long and bit more wit.
>>538197713Personally I'm going to participate in the 9-ace-RNG shitshow. Fuck it
>>538197713most debuffs target stamina, so it will only get staminalets. if you are losing by just a bit in the home stretch though velocity debuffs could make that difference
my fuarking heroim swiping
>>538197892I am Adolf Witler. I proc 0 skills
>>538197992does your mother not allow you to say FUCK online?
>>538197354>this guy hasn't logged in for 16 hours... danchou if you do the math that means his energy-you only need to do 3 runs a day minimum anyways, so there's not much of a rush to be that energy efficient. wake up with 100 stamina on the ready -> spam 3 runs -> 16 hours later sleep, and repeat250k fans x 3 x 30 days = 22,5 million fans a month, which should be sufficient for most clubs
>>538198048newbwo...
I can't win a fucking G2 for 150 carats bwos. It's actually over........
>>538198048shut up bro i wanted to do a funny meme..
>>538197992so bouno, I shed a tear
desuwa
Isn't Sleep Deprived like, 3%? Why the absolute fuck does it show up so often in a single run.
>>538198247Desuwa type shit
>>538197796remember to use protection
>>538197992>random cute girls doing cute things side story about wedding dresses mogs all chink gacha story writing in the past 5 yearsi kneel japGODS
>>538198260Sleep deprived is 10%, sleep deprived + night owl is 2.5%
>>538195973gemini is staring into the belly of the beast, lots of prestige if you snag this platinum title.
>>538198247how many umas say desuwa
Is there a campaign coming where we are not subject to the unique goals of certain umas? Feels like some of them really get the shaft on events and the like
>>538195934my paizuri slave
how come if i go to umalator, put two identical umas, then lower one's speed by 60 and give her spring runner 2, she is slower than the other uma?
>>538198260I thought all were equally likely, that's how it feels
>>538198331i hit that shit 4 in a row and 1 well rested thanks game
This is rape
>>538198318japs are like master craftsman when it comes to short stories in vn format
desuwa on god my umigga
>>538198390(me) also yes it is spring, and it is not a 60 speed difference, its a .05 length difference
>>538198390are both distance aptitude S?it might be multiplying speed based on your base speed
>>538198413what part?
Umawatching with Digitan
>>538198572all aptitudes are a
I need a new club, this one is dead.....
>Seiun Sky introductions on twitterShe's almost here...
Nice
>>538198681digitan giving you handjobs to your favorite uma's practice videos
My wife NTR is so beautiful
>>538198914>Dia as RyzaMy dick in danger
>>538198914>aislopnah
>>538198868id? open spot in A+ club
>>538198937My wife
how does one run brian? what position, what deck set up?
>>538198914
>>538199173what the fuck is happening with her right arm/shoulder in this
Should I use tickets or carats first when rolling?
>join a 4chan guild they said>it is comfy they said>just play at your own pace they saidWhy do you lie? Even now you are thinking of kicking nonperformers even though he still logs in from time to time. Might as well just state you prefer sweats from reddit or discord
>>538199110missionary
we need more gyarus
>>538199110Doggy style
>>538199280 >>538199349harharhowfunnyiveneverheardthatjokebeforeyou dont RUN a girl in the missionary position, you BED her in it
>>538199276@danchou let's poach from here and fill our spots, offer the top performers some steam $$$
>>538199326Aren't we getting Gold City soon?
Should I borrow someone else if I'm making like Oguri or whoever else (not golshi) for cm2?
>>538199110Mating Press?
i'm gonna give up trying to train a 3rd for this cm
I love hag umas
>>538199427how soon?
>>538198868I just eneded up joining the whale network with their 5000 clubs and subclubs and discords and whatever. It's a bit more annoying but at least people need to put in some effort
>>538198868>a tragedy told in 16 lines/Uma/ Club (top 100) has 1 spot if that’s your speed
>>5381994793/3 is such a huge meme, I've gotten higher stam off just 2 cards
>>538195934I will kiss her front
I need to touch uma ears
>>538198868
>>538199443Kita is way way way better at LB3
>>538199521I dont know the exact time frame but within a month or two I think
uhhhhhhhh what????
>>538199443your deck does not have the uincaps to borrow a tazuna bwo
>>538199759made for tachyon event
>>538199521beginning of october i think
>gold shitty
>>538199759sick
i think i set a record for the amount of events i got from support cards i dont have in my deck
>>538199521gold city was a jobber in cinderella gray
Gold SEXY
And we're done. Just from grinding Golshis. I still don't have an ace btw.
I NEED TO TOUCH UMA EARS!
>>538199914don't worry I don't read that manga
>>538199759EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE
>>538199413Didn’t you see the thread last CM? Many of the people here didn’t won the finals.
>>538199759fake
I refuse to use goldship, and when I inevitably lose to one in the finals I will cry and shit and piss and moan in this thread and make it everyone else's problem
>>538199975it was the first scene in the 1st ep of the anime...
>>538200020pretty sure /uma/ had a ridiculously high platinum rate. no memes.
>>538199971You shouldn't do that, that's very rude
>>538200069Good.
>>538199479Never give up. Recenter yourself. Maybe even take a break, but never give up. You still have to get the luck factor, and maybe your clicks could have been better optimized, maybe poorly calculated. Just don't give up. You can't win if you don't play.
>>538200069based, let's do one last round of golshit crying for the boys
My clubs bleeding people and getting lower and lower in the rankings, I've now ended up number 1 in the fan ranking with 70mil. I just want a nice and chill one where I can just do maybe 1 or 2 careers a day when a big events not going on and trade shoes. I've got over 3k medium shoes but I'm still requesting them to be nice to the rest of the club.
>>538200101I didn't watch the anime either, I only play the game
>>538200069You could always use Taishin
>fun run going>2nd 5th 3rd>objective incompletefucking hell you cant be serious
>>538199625>the whale networkwhat goes on in the deep state?
>>538200130IT'S MY RIGHT AS A TRAINER
>>538200069Haha oh no please don't pee on me haha.
Do Uma ears smell like dog ears?
>gemini registration begins tomorrowuh /uma/bros? your Slongs are ready to spurt, yes?
>>538200062nope
>>538199360Too bad she’s ugly and looks like a tranny
>>538200069Kneel
>>538200173>number 1 in the fan rankingThat means next to nothing. How many of those fans are new from this month anon? That will tell you what grade of club you should aim for
Spe-chan is best uma.
>>538200353eeeh no? they are half girls after all
>>538200374basically a forever parent for Seiun Sky if you fix the blue and pink with Tachyon.
>>538200069Just like with the last one I'm not doing shit to prepare and will take whatever happens. Still just trying to get my first 9* spark right now.
I would use Fuku as my ace if she ever managed to get Long S ever
>>538199809whats the tachyon event?
>>538200368Does it really? Really? Surely we have more time. Please be trolling.
>>538200368It's over before it even began.
>>538200536Need a gif like this for spark farming
European umas are just better
>club rank dropped almost 100 since danchou introduced a quotawtf have you done danchou
>>538200394When does Goldshit stop being meta?
Remember that Spurt is roughly 200 power so a Golshi with 900 power and no spurt is superior to a 680 power with spurt
The amount of people I'm finding in CM rooms that have wayyy more stamina than needed and sacrificed speed for it is absurd.
She’s fine as hell
damn super creek's career is awfulkikuka sho into arima kinenforced to at least top 3, with 3 unique umas
>>538200450Just meant I used to move between 4th and 5th regularly and since several left I'm now the highest. We've had a big drop in rank
>>538200368>3 day mandatory prepHmmm nyo I think I'll be fine
>>538200698Sprint and Mile CMAnd once Front Runners become strong enough to leave her in the dust (supposedly with Seiun's unique)
>>538200598Time will accelerate.
>>538200368>Anonymous 09/06/25(Sat)18:59:34 No.538200I only just got my first ace...
>>538200742I have a Gold Ship with 864 power and Spurt what do you do now?
>>538200576gives 3 materials that let you increase a blue or pink spark # stars on any veteran uma.
>>538200950I CRYI PRAY
>>538200669true. french teio is hotter than teio
>>538201072I'm sure your wit is lacking so you'll probably end up getting blocked
>Event Mission Objective: Get First in the Plembly McGlembly Cup!How bout you tell me the fucking date jesus fucking christ
>>538200368I failed to create THE ULTIMATE HORSE but I have some pretty decent umas, at least based on how I'm performing against most test roomsHaving said that last time I lost the finals by a neck so I'll probably get fucked again
>>538199625How do you join a "whale" network?
>>538201152She’s a slob though
>Every skill hint i get is actually just stat ups instead of skillsI hate this fucking game
>>538201152
bros?
wtf are you supposed to use groundwork with, prudent positioning? lmao
>>538200290Not much, mostly spreadsheets>>538201292You find their recruiting post on the official discord where they have 30 tryhard clubs and 30 casual clubs that are still pretty tryhard, and then they send you to their special discord which covers various gacha games
>>538201313im going to give her a tongue bath
>>538198987Is this NTR?
>>538201471what's up bwo
>>5382014913 greens >Are you saying I have to remake parents with the appropriate greens for each CM?Yeppers
>club leader mandates no more dirt shoe requests>we've improved 50 ranks>chat is the most active it has been since kitasan banner>members are reporting a strange uptick in multiple rainbows during ace runsit's really that shrimple.
is there a case of trainer and trainee becoming a family like brother-sister or father-daughter, or is it always romantic?
>>538200368No...
>>538201556Why no dirt shoes? it literally doesnt matter what shoes you put up.
brianGOD reporting in, is this enough to btfo the cm with or should i aim for higher speed mext time
>>538201548Oh they actually count? Epic
>2* Turf>2* Turf>1* TurfI don't even care I'm getting 1* blues, although the 2* guts was funny, but Taiki please, you have other proficiencies in A, I'd even take a Sprint pink. I'm thankful I even lucked out with Long pinks for CM2, but I already feel the Mile grind is going to take some time.
can i grind groundwork if only one of the grandparents has it
>>538201651nobody is running dirt races.
>>538200368WHO DO I TRAIN?GOLDSHIP AND WHO ELSE?
Why is goldshit like this?
>>538201806someone to stop or compete for lucky pacedebuffer or another ace
>>538201679> 1200 stamina> sub 1200 speedJust take more recoveries dude, don't sacrifice speed
I don't think I'm ready... Don't have anyone near 1200 Stamina...
>>538201806>still need 50k money to potential 5 super creekit's over before it even began
>>538201471>frontwhat the fuck are you doing
>>538201679need long S and if you're running end, you need straightaway spurt
>>538201776but youre all just trading the shoes back and forth?
>>538180475WIDE DAIWAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLp8SISp4nM
>>538201121mambo
>>538201812How did she capture John Finalfantasyxiv?
>>538201679You overshot stam+guts requirements. You need 1400 to 1500 stam+guts. 100 stamina could have been 100 speed.
>>538201679may I perhaps see your card set up, brianKING?
If it weren't for the fact everyone has their lips suctioned to goldship's ass, I'd almost come out and say there's going to be more team variety this time around.
>>538194523Tier list once meta shifts to front in couple months.
>>538201806
>>538202047With patience and persistence
>>538201651dirt shoes are the scarcest shoe. if members start requesting dirts then you have to join in else you bleed out of the shoes. it creates an environment where you MUST request dirts. it's only downsides, zero upside. the reason retards requests dirts is because they hope to profit off of their fellow club members and steal a few dirt shoes so they don't need to inconvenience themselves by farming it. it's purely selfish motivations.
>>538201651Becomes a vicious circle of everybody requesting them because it's what they're lowest in and their stock keeps going lower. I'm glad I ended up rolling Smart Falcon to help with that shit
>>538201121banger song
>>538202023good job anon, you spotted the joke, hours after the fact! >>538180605 >>538180906
me running two extra gold recovery cards just because they're also my best statsticksits gonna take some effort to go again if i get agemasen'd from the one i actually want when i could potentially by the others
>>538202234shut up faggot
>>538199759What cards were you using?
KiYasunenda
Is this at least usable to get into finals?
>>538202092anything for a fellow brianchad
>>538200374You got an id?Once you upgrade the power spark via tachyon event im gonna breed the fuck out of your oguri
I can’t resist her
>>5382014913 greens or 2 with concentration at minimum. when taking the lead gets buffed to trigger immediately that also works.
>>538202469> 1000 speed> 3 gold recoveries despite having 1100 stamina and 380 guts as end closer> no spurt, no S longEh... maybe
>>538180475
>>538202531How long until we get the Tachyon event, anyway?
>>538202492I don't understand what's good with the Taishin speed card. The specialty priority is too low.
>>538202469you have four tickets a day and three days per round to get one instance of three-wins. pretty sure you can do this with literal garbage. getting to A finals is very easy.
>>538202592People said you need three gold recoveries so you don't tank out due to the distance and debuffers.
>>538202492thank! the usual 4:2 set up I take it? anything I should keep in mind with this when running late/end? something about my runs lately seem off and really week, often losing 2nd or 3rd due to the lack of power(??) or speed.
I contributed to the Yakuza free thread. Enjoy.
>>538202671No clue, waiting for it for the exact same reason myself.Would love to get hands on a reliable groundworks/777 grandparent for foreseeable future.
>>538202469getting to finals isn't actually that hard if you put forth the most basic of effort, that should get there np. You are unlikely to win though.
>>538201491For this cm? Standard distance, right handed, spring runner, firm conditions. Maybe sunny weather.
Tonight....
>>538202891Rape…
>>538202772>Yakuza free
>>538202709You should run your own math. 90% of people I have seen preparing for this CM overshoot stamina wildly. Either because they don't consider running styles, guts, think white stamina skill are the devil, or whatever else
>>538202959Japanese witman said 1500 stamina + guts & 3 recovery and people here follow his instruction pretty closely.
>>538202672taishin is for the skills. if your parents don't possess the end-specific skills, you want to make them cheaper, and/or you don't want to risk an ace run lacking them then you run the taishin SR. a 4/2 deck doesn't have an issue hitting SS speed, there's a low risk of a lower production card mattering in that regard.
>>538202923You...
>>538202936Not so fast Tazuna, I got the cartel backing me.
>>538203084she would NEVER rape me
>>538202672i just added it for the skills>>538202719i did 3 speed 3 stam (mlb super creek supp)my general advice is to pick a 9* stam rudolf from umadb for your stamina needs so you can focus on speed without worrying about your uma running out, plus her skill is super goated
>>538202959The faster you run,the more stamina you drain.Theyre not overshooting the stamina,theyre undershooting the speed.
This "1st rate detective" just came and forced me to perform a 2 hr long cavity search without a warrant. I'm still reeling in from the shock... I don't know what to do. Should I call my lawyer?
I got gaslighted and made aces with 1100-1200 stamina and 3 golds
globalbros really think every front is gonna be meta and not just a very selected few...
>>538203270Mayachi (pre forma-de cat) front will be meta...
Oguri...
>>538203084>950 more daysWe’re all gona make it, right bros?
>>538202936Why does it look like she's getting punched in the face.
>>538202959>every single sloptuber says to hit the same ballpark of stamina>anon armed with a singular race sim believes that he has circumvented all of their experience and knowledgeheh. stamlets, when will they learn?
>>538203036> 1500 stamina + guts & 3 recoveriesThat doesn't even make sense because the guts contribution isn't linear.
rate it... and will i have a chance, still have a couple days left
>>538203247
>>538203270>not just a very selected few...Same as it is already then? Not every Pace is good, not every Late Surger is good, and Taishin's basically a punching bag compared to GolShi
>>538203445I'm just repeating what he said and he is an opinion lots here follow, don't shoot the messenger and maybe watch his videos if you want to get ahead of what people around here build to plan against it.
>>538203148>3:3really? huh... guess that's good for getting 1200.>9* stam rudolf from umadb guess I should really get into umadb searching finally, been too lazy so far and just settled with shit I've been following since week one, back when we had to search the in-game lists.>plus her skill is super goatedthat is very true, can't deny my cute luna-chan's unique skill.but yes, thanks a lot for the advice, really appreciate it!
>>538203435>armed with a singular race simI've been winning pretty much all my test cm lobbies with just ~990 stamina and ~3 recoveries, but maxed speed.
>>538203463why did you throw your medium tachycon into this collage?
>>538203552retards are making it look like every front is gonna be extremely powerful and unbeatable with Seiun Sky's unique
Season 3 is SHIT
>>538203656but wit god said stam + guts at least 1300 bro
>>538203575It’s hot that girls are so small
>>538180475https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ7lKPSUc2g
>NTR has 20% speed and 10% stamina bonusShe could take Gemini harder than goldshi could ever dream of
>>538203689CM has three slots, all you need is two.And we are getting the picks in the next few months.
>>538203778he said 1400 or 1500 bro...
>>538203778he said 1500 but his graphics were 1400 total
I still don't understand either how Tracen or the main anime's timeline works>Finish S2>Kita and Dia are about to start at Tracen, they're presumably 3-5(?) years older>Teio and Mackween are still training at Tracen despite being way past the peak of their careers
>lost an op race end of classic year>300 fans off from qualifying for goal racewhat the fuck
>>538203739>mfw trainee uses Fus Roh Dah at the last spurt
Anyone else going to try the Pace Chaser strat? Any interesting ideas for a team comp or should I just throw two End Closers in there with her?
>>538203646>anon armed with results from ten test rooms of unknown quality believes he has circumvented all of their experience and knowledgeheh.
What’s the first thing you’d fuck Taishin on?
>>538203739>>538203930kek I didn't see this coming, but I enjoyed it.
>>538203930>mfw nature uses Marked for Death on my ace right before the last corner
For the millionth time the recommendation is balancing risk of lack of proc killing your final spurt. You're free to gamble on less.
>>538203796best part is brian's trainer being 183cm, making him extremely relatable to the average (1st world) male like myself. god brian is so fucking cute!
>>538203979> anon who didn't run a single math calculation but ate some jewtuber slop thinks they know better than both math and empirical evidenceOkay bro. You do know that if your umas actually run out of stamina they straighten up while running right? It's pretty trivial to check if you had enough stamina or not
>>538203954I'm starting to see a lot of pace especially mcqueens. If nobody is running a front (and that means mostly Groove or Urara) then you can compete for lucky pace promote. losing that sucks though, promoted paces are strong and can beat ends pretty often.
>>538203963damn, this meme lost all its meaning long ago
>>538204158I've noticed that too so I've had to rebuild my debuffers to target Paces too
>>538204148>anon believes that as long as his horse is in a running-stance at finish that it means his stamina is fineheh.
>>538202772No pesky yakuza to oi teme at me for posting their precious horses in compromising positions?>>538201152She's indeed SMELLIER.
>>538203954I got a dedicated pacer, shes up there >>538192769Basically i kept rolling with power parents until i got a big statline thats nearly impossible to pad out when not a whale (1200/1200/1000)With high power you can bully out the pacers for the first spot for front pacer advantage and accelerate like a madman in last spurt.
>>538203954yep
>>538204329
>>538204329I want to sniff
How the fuck does this even happen?
>>538204329I did this.
>>538204460Golshi got rushed, overtook the pacers and took the front.
>>538203883uma has no timeline. period. dont even think about it
>>538204460the game took a fat steaming rng shit on the other people's chests.
>>538203930>mfw i hear the golshi yell WULD NAH KEST right as the last spurt begins
>>538204460got rushed, let's see if you have the stam to withstand it
>>538203883
>>538204460she chucked that anchor and held on.
>>538204460This CM is total shitshow because everything has low wit and so it's an rng fiesta.
>>538184629HOLY CUTE
>>538204534>>538204572Gold Ship wasn't rushed
>>538204460mcqueen has put zero distance between the mobso golshi probably got rushed, overtook and took the new position.
>>538204460
>>538194961Seiun Sky's death was dark humor level btwThe horse bonked it's head and dies immediately
witlets need to know pain, understand the pain, learn from the pain
>>538204329Whys it taped
>>538204641I had the same thing happen to me, with rush+urara around.https://files.catbox.moe/zf892n.mp4Maybe front urara fucks the composition.
finally finished my open league ace mcqueen, what you guys think? now to make a mayano and rudolf/daiwa
>>538203739>Instant regret
Will there be a new podium 3? Who is everyone going to seethe about.
>>538204831Good enough.
>>538204329damn, teio wishes she had breasts that big
>>538204618My umas have all over 400 wit. No clue why anyone would train with less than that, it's just suicide.
>>538204948My McQueen has 399 wit, does that 1 wit make a difference?
>>538204827Because it's erotic.
>>538204921>>538204831retarded me forgot the image
>>538205029bricked
>>538204907replace Taiki with Taishin and that's it, the roster changes a lot from cancer cup onwards
>>538205029No
>>538204948300 vs 400 wit is only 7.5% difference in proccing skills. I'd rather have more power
>>538204947Teio wishes she was that tall too
>>538204948lose to 200 witlet because me a 400 wit doesnt proc swinging maestro or spurt
Anyone else confident they'll lose the first round?
>>538205112Does French Teio also break her legs?
>>538205079Impressive. No Long S is iffy though, someone with the same stats but long S might kill you.
>>538205192I'll get fucked in round 2 and drop to B grade and roll all of the casuals.
>>538203739The 2 main umas are hot, that season is good
do i want stam or power sparks for cm3?
>>538205192I will make it to finals and choke just like last time.
>>538204329>>>8713373
>>538205192the game shed a lot of casuals and shitters after taurus but there are still loads of them which means rd1 is still just a retard-check. gemini is sure to cull the shitters when they start seeing the type of units they're meant to be competing against. the casuals will cope and stop caring.
>>538205291Depends on how many URAs you got. Probably half/half.
>>538205197No, she’s a beast who won two Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe
>>5382051067.5% is a lot in this context
Dia keeps trying to jerk me off...
>>538205338casuals will just pick the option that doesn't have spe with flaming eyes if they got gaslit into picking it last time and had a terrible experience.
>>538205334oh right you cant cross link those boards >>>/h/8713373
>>53820529118-spark stam means you literally don't have to care about stamina. cancer is going to require speed, power, AND wit. if you're forced to shove a stamina card into your deck then you've hard-capped your potential.
Pretty sure last minute frontrunner bwos are going to sweep this cm
Yay carats :D
>>538205338>>538205510dont you find going for optimal B is more tedious than just training a straight A uma?
>>538204947>>538205112Her wish was granted albeit in a different universe and as a failed idol
>>538205551all of their acceleration is rng atm even daiwa scarlets trying to set up their own air groove. they definitely won't sweep but might win a few finals on luck factor
Aohai scenario seems fun. The SOVL mechanic seems like it'll get me tons of dopamine hits.
even shitty goldshits without spurt can win
>>538205338>surely this time all the people that like the other 20 aspects of the game will focus on this one and lose their enjoyment of all the restDoomer mentality
>>538205079man, i cannot let go of my monkey brain at all. every career i stop dead in my tracks at like 500 stamina then pump speed because speed make car go good even though i know stamina is so fucking important
>>538205673I met some daiwa rocket teams and pacer with more power pushes daiwa down the line and ruiins the combo.
I'm making a second ace in McQueen desu Nice Nature is kinda useless
>>538205823Yeah Daiwa is easy to trip up herself, she's not the secret meta of Gemini by any means.
>>538205551if they blow the carats to pull seiun, have frontrunner parents ready to go, and spit out a good front ace in time then they at least put in the work to win. better than a 1000/1000 gold shit just randomly winning because of no discernable reason.
I have trained my Maruzensky. She is probably not very good but she tried her best and I love her. She will be going on my Mile team.
What was that blog with the summary of how the KR champion's meetings went?
>>538183535Whats her personality like?
>>538206015i heard somewhere red shift wont work for cancer either.
El in her natural habitat. Running behind the French.
>>538206067The OVA is literally free on YT
>>538205793Im using parents that give almost 100 power every april, but it would be better to get ones that give 30 speed 70 power ish instead, because there was runs I had to stop training speed because the power was already too high. I'm using 3spd/3 sta cards and stopped using the mayano one because it takes forever to get her to rainbow, and she never lands on stamina. my shitty seiun sky is better at just 1lb
>7 front>7 latehow the fuck are you supposed to win this without frnotrunner affinityno matter what position you choose you get blocked
>>538206015Cute horse.
>>538206015>anchor on front>gotta be 6th or lower>gutted when inherited
are moods still random for CM2
>>538206268
>>538202001>tfw my two options are the golshi card with 14 FUCKING SKILLS or the hishi card that will handicap my stamina growths
>>538205597You don't need optimal B since all the garbage accounts are there
>>538206270Pick pace the stars demand it
>>538206186Why isn't there a burger horse like this?
>Roll banner>Mayano Top Gun>2 star
>>538206268I don't know why but the tamano shark is unreasonably funny to me
>>538206358you're meant to build a legacy line (or rent one) that has a lot of straightaway spurt chances. the gold shit SSR is bad for ace runs and you can't fit a power card into ace runs either. this is the reason parent farming is a big part of CM prep.
Ive completed 7 bingo cards, how about you anon?
>>538206327
>>538206358Were you just jerking off while everyone was spark farming a week ago?
>>5382065691! and legitimately extremely disheartened that im making like 20 carrots a day and then getting like 150 carrots in an event, like forget ever being able to roll on everything again(but this entirely on me. i would still like to bitch though)
>>538206228that doesnt answer the question, plus I don't listen to people that never watched s1 2 or 3
>>538206067Hardworking, cheerful, inspiring, cute, responsible
>1039 replies>page still 9H...hayai!
>take the safety rails off rest and recreaction>accidentally fat fingering rest with a full energy bar before finalesREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>538206569i wish they gave toughness 30 forever instead of the pvp version.
>>538205982it doesn't matter how quickly they throw something together, A&S does nothing this CM.
>>538206832Neither of those seasons are watchable
>no spurt>no maestronigger game
>>538207208wrong hand?
How does everyone have 3* everything
god this game is so laggy its finally starting to really piss me offthe longass loading screen after you make the wrong decision is so frustrating
>>538207208>left handedkekjust eat the loss and do it againmaestro is overrated anyways on end closers imo meh whatevers though right
>>538207251she was bricked and i had spare points so might as well hope for a decent parent (it was not)
>>538207208>missing 200 stamina
uhh where's the bread?
>>538207208>1000 Stam >2 golds, one of which is unreliablelol
>>538206836Generic hero?
>>538207590>>538207590>>538207590
>>538206569I get the friend points reward then ask for another card.I'm at card 16>>538206948aieeeeeee where's the new thread at bump limit and an eternally bumped (and linked) tranny thread that's 20 editions behind
>>538207591I don't think she is generic at all. She can't stop losing in her career, and despite crying her heart out and feeling down, she doesn't give up, keeps training and worrying about her fellow Umas who are feeling down too. She doesn't win everything like a hero, she is one more of the bunch and that makes her special to me. I'm usually a heartless nigger but goddamn "Road to the Top" made me tear up
>>538207875Cute
>>538207067Same, I rarely use mini jellies
>>538203689Well yeah, I'm pretty sure when people are referring to 'front runner meta' they're mainly talking about Maruzensky and SuzukaI don't think anyone's thinking Bakushin front is gonna tear up the course compared to those two unless they're very poorly built
Do they ever give out more TP potions? I want to play the game but I cannot because I have no TP
