Previous: >>538177247 >Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)8/28 - 9/10: Story Event9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
What was that blog with the summary of how the KR champion's meetings went?
golshi would say this
She wouldn’t say this. She likes Kitasan Black
Winning a 18 lobby feels so good bros
>>538207701Nishino Flower?
Symboli Supremacy
>>538207767yes
THE GOAT
I'm gonna win Gemini and use my Scout tickets to get Seiun Sky
>SkyRun a front runner with front runner debuffs.
Digitan LOVE
i feel like suzuka is always so far behind other cards in friendship for some reason. maybe im just unlucky or retarded. but in paper she seems better than my other shitty options.
>train speed>rest>sleep deprived>train stamina>rest>sleep deprived>train speed>rest>sleep deprived>train stamina>rest>sleep deprived>train speed>rest>sleep deprived>train stamina>rest>sleep deprived
When the fuck is a new scenario released?I'M TIRED OF URA
>>538207759>9 extra blockers>99 debuffers>always a frontnot the race conditions
>>538208059no i dont think i will
What now
Why is her ass so fat?>>538207982>train wit>gain a few more braincells>not sleep deprivedit just werks
>>538208032Around november? shits accelerated so every scenario is 4 months instead of 6
Rice Bread
I am once again begging /UMA/ to help a trainer out. Need a club that isn't full of shitters. Any open right now? Was #1 in my last club with damn near 100 mil cumulative fans.
Merry Kurisu S
>>538208059I don't have a choice, I need to hoard for Kitasan rerun in 4 months
>4 lines of spurt>3 lines of long / right handed>never gotten spurt from inspiration>regularly get long S and right handed inspiration just fineThis is pretty gay...
>Junior year December let's gooooooooooo>Stakes 5th place>it's fine, there's always the Hop->10th placeI didn't want to win any G1s that month anyway, b-baka!
Hello please describe sex with Seiun Sky
>>538208059She looks like a boy, easy skip
>>538208142You need to MLB her
>>538208338It feels good
i have 500+ stamina, and McQueen just gave me a deep breathStats check is a myth
The RNG in this game is making me wanna kill my fucking self jesus christ. 3 turns to recover from practice poor after failing two 20% Triple Rainbows. I'm so fucking angry right now
>>538208338shes afraid of boxes
why is global umamusume's video creator community full of a bunch of gaslighting retards?
>>538208231Yes, /Uma/ Club has a spot (top 100) if you’re very active
>>538208378
>>538208338Agree with Seiun Sky
Do we like boyish girls here?
Is there a club database? Im looking for clubs. Relatively casual, regular login
>>538208338She will act emotionless but actually enjoy and be competitive about it
>>538208495gaslight game
>>538208497I do at least 3-4 runs a day, if not more. App sent.
>>538208616Where were you 5 days ago?
>>538208231Have a spot too what's your ID?
>>538208149Better with sound https://youtu.be/XhJjVXm77QY
>>538208449>500+waow
>>538208495Gotta make the content on popular thing while its hot even if you dont have real knowledge of the game
>>538208495>why is the english speaking internet full of grifter and gaslighting ironic douchbags?take a wild guess
>>538208772What stat does Tazuna check for Concentration/gold focus?
>>538208772Are these kinds of skills still in modern support cards
>finely tuned hand crafted team made exactly for the cm track>do nothing but job an lose>go back to using last CM team>back to winning againoh fuckoh noI'm gonna throw the set so hard when it arrives
I'M SUPPOSED TO GRIND WHITE SPARKS TOO
What's the canon breakdown on which Toreina-sans sleep with their Umas? And which marry them?
>>538208495Content is faster than truth.
>>538208568I don’t care what Ryan looks like from the neck up her body is a 15/10
I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING FOR A LONG S PROC WHEN I HAVE 14* LONG AND GREAT AFFINITY
Can someone spoonfeed me on this weird niche affinity shit for making parents? I’ve got one good parent right now, but I guess if I want more parents or something I can’t use that good one, otherwise the new ones will be offspring, and parent+offspring fucks with affinity and lowers spark chance? Or is it grandparents? I can’t fucking keep track of this shit, please just spell it out for this simple brainlet
>>538208338Imagine fucking a boy but you got tricked and it's actually a girl
>>538208568we love boyfaggots here
>>538209014lel
>>538209014FYI parent stars are twice the value of grandparent stars
>>538209045god please
>>538208974Bryan onsen it shoulda been me
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>538207845More like Symboli Jobber
>>538209075Who on earth thinks Brian is a boy?
>>538208495This happens for every gacha and I'm glad I stopped very early. All of them just want to bank in from the initial wave and you won't see them after a while but a few might stay to make a video every now and then. If they have genshin or other mihomo vids then it's a dead giveaway.
>>538209045Yes I’ll take 100 of them
>>538209142wh on earth thinks any female girl is a boy?
>>538208826Why did you not invite Ramonu to the party?
>>538208568yeah
>>538208495Gaslight game Gaslight Dancer
>>538209045This is the dream
>night owl on my first rest>oh well i'll just infirmary i guess>5 INFIRMARY LATER IT'S STILL NOT CUREDbros what the fuck what are the chances
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>538209303Night owl isn’t that bad, just let it cure itself
What am I in for?
>>538207845Chinpoli
>>538208176Because I need something to grab when I'm making out with her.
>>538208568
>>538209393The dumbest horse
Fuck you and fuck your trash goldship racing around in the default outfit fuck you. I mad.
>>538208746get the sound player script
>>538209393bro...
>>538209389it cures itself? thought only slow metabolism did that
>>538209389if you get night owl and cannot cure it immediately with tazuna just end run no way to recover
>>538209393
Nautika thoughbeit
what the fuck
>>538208660I think it’s you but to be sure are you R***? Just so you know top 100 is crazy competitive this month (cygames needs to cull the botting at the very top) so people are aiming for 60mil or more. If you struggle and can’t hang make it it’s okay if you just do your best and get your monthly rewards (just don’t take it personally if it turned out not to be your speed is all I’m saying)
>>538209426Damn she is so flat. That's hot.
>>538209595ultra wide mode?
>>538208495FAME IS THE GAMETHE GAME WE CALL GASLIGHTING /uma/
>>538209020help
>>538209595WIDER
>>538209595its over
>>538209802all you needhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility
>>538209408Cygames and Mica must be colluding to have their grass wonders with fat asses
any more cm rooms
>>538209020All my umas are inbred retards because I let goldshi fuck everyone. My only advice would be don't let goldshi fuck everyone.
>finally get groundwork 2>1 speed end closerumazing.
Kitasan Black is such a wife
>>538209802watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNrEIuwOde4use this https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibilityput someone in main character then click in recommend and you will get which umas can be the best as parent and grandparents for your main uma, then build around that
>>538210060You borrowed a 3* groundwork parent with this like witgawd told you, right?
>>538209802this>>538209863 but also if you can run the same G1 races on all your parents it boosts the affinity as well. Getting race series epithets also boosts it, like the triple crown, tenno sweep, dual miles/dirts/grandprixs, etc.
>>538209426Damn she is so big. That’s hot.
>>538209491>>538208746
> When you kill yourself to get 200 extra stamina when your actual problem is the 10% chance of getting fucked from bad procsJust run a few more races and get more white stamina skills dude
Bring them to me Your strongest umas 89622249
Diawa you snaggletooth motherfucker GIVE ME A STAMINA SPARK i've given you literal millions of fan please
>>538210129all my borrrowed runs gave no groundwork
Reminder that it doesn't matter how much you prep for RNG because spurt is a wit check and you WILL fail yours in the final!
>tazuna starts to want to date exactly after classic new yearYeah no, I'm banging my trainee, fuck you
>>538210349real
Late surger is such a fucking garbage position
>>538210060why are you making Golshi of all things into a groundwork parent
>taking tazuna with you and then accidentally telling her to fuck off after like 3 turnshaha oops
>>538210470>parent farming a day before registration She’s Ngmi
realistically, will we ever get the french (and american) umas or are cygames too nationalistic/autistic to add in non-jap umas
I support Tachyon's harem
>>538210568She's just like me
>>538210209Ok, but now lower the speed. In reality you dont just magically get 200 extra stats, check the possible spreads of total stats. Then you'll know what a good ratio of speed to stam to guts to wits is.
>>538210484fov and savvy
>>538210238Too strong-it’s damn near all golshi
Thoughts?
My daughterMy wifeAnd my brother
>>538209673Yea, it's me R**n. I assume you mean 60 mil a month? That might be a little too much for me (I think I was doing about 45 a month or so?) You call, I won't be affended. I understand how competative shit can get.
>>538210726not enough he is my master porns
>>538210642She’s pretty
>insane stat run>no spurt>no longebin
>>538210642dude, you're speaking english, you should be aware english speakers have thinner skinif deep impact didn't make it, more than half of west won't since west owner are like kaneno but 1000x worse because of western ideology towards anime lmao
One more. I’m throwing in my own Golshi!70740597>>538210726Sexy and meant for marriage with me. Next question
>>538208568>ore*cums*>boku*cums harder*
I exclusively go for my wife Tachy plushies in the claw machine gameIf there is a Tachy plushie I got for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoHn10t0rdAa robot uma would be so much easier to train
Is this any good for long cm besides being a witlet.
>>538210717Spurt diff lol
>>538209595>Slow Metabolism
>>538210981Finally, an uma who can't rape their torena... right?
mam, classic year is about to endwhat the fuck do you mean
>>538208495all youtubers only look at the "global reference" document that is shared around and don't question anything it says despite playing the jap version for years
>>538211331none of these fucks even properly engage with the game, they're all hyper casual that pretend to be whaling metafags. they will stop playing this shit the MOMENT the "NEXT BIG THING" IS out that they can use to grift cash off the YT ad system
>>538210501cause vodka and oguri are the only ones i got lucky after billions of runs and all my clocks (mayano ate most) so i cant use them as parents to themselves so i had to loop it to golshi. also affinity
>gives you hydrate
>Senior Year>This is the first time I get rainbows on speedWhat a nigger game holy fuck, I even got long S and spurt in the inspiration
>>538211514
>>538211514>hydrates in her mouth
>>538211287Fortunately, this robotic horse is not a rapist
>gives you Deep Breaths
>>538210897this could have been something..
>>538211641You have enough power to ignore spurt. No long S is a problem though
>>538211628i'll give her Deep Thrusts
>>538211628What’s she doing
YESI'M WINARRRRRRRRRR
Ojisans are in high demand
>>538211287more like an uma who won't hesitate to rape their toreinasan
>>538211151no spurt sucks but its pretty alright
>>538211802HWERE IS MY SUMMAH VACATIOOON
Special mention to that one Nice Nature who nuked the end closers. You’ve done good Natie
>only one ace ready for Gemini
>>538211762She's inside a wooden ship that's shaking as she's bracing against the wall and then she winks and smiles at Torena-san after it stops rocking
>>538211970>zero
short boyish horse
>>538211970touch fluffy hair
>>538211912goldship decided not to use either 2 golden recoveries and died, 309 wit check
>>538211970>Still working on grandparents
>>538211970
>>538212035>Still hasn't fixed mattyfuckercannery's image
>>538211891two of the cutest, best, AND bustiest girls in the game
>>538212060Kinda sucks that you can have the meatiest Goldship Ace but if your wit is sub 350, it’s a literal coin flip. I think the actual CM will have Great status, so it’s less likely that your stuff won’t proc
>>538212035wtf taishin is just gonna rape me how is this allowed
>>538211912It's quite funny because I was running 3 End Closers in that race. Assuming I don't get a better Special, I'll probably diversify her into Late Surger.
>>538212138I missed the image so I don't have the original to fix it
Schizo theories that I am certain they are true>The order of support cards on your deck influences the event orders you get>Borrowed parents runs have worse RNG than runs with your own parents, this is on purpose>Buying daily carats improves your career RNG but not banner pullsI'm also convinced they have a trained AI checking every run constantly every minute looking for anyone anomalies, someone getting very lucky and the AI just fucks them with mood down and energy down events
>>538212094
>>538212060you're blaming your gold ship when YOU are the shitty torena that trained a witlet
>>538211527>taishin Yeah I wonder why
>>538212214(you) single-handedly saved and rebuilt her self-esteem, so you have to take responsibility.
I will buy seiun tomorrow 5*what is the optimal build assuming all MLB SSR available?my golshi will die in the finals due to rng witshit or debuffers so I really need a strong fronter
>>538212079What’s her problem
>>538212289all true but you forgot>if you get a lucky spark you are locked from another lucky run until you do x amount of bad runs. then your acount is unlocked again and you have a chance to get lucky
>>538212335thankfully I don't have that disease in my family, can't even think how depressing is to know that you will get bald eventually
>>538212035Bourbon looks like she smells really nice and fun to hang out with
>>538212421Working at a coffee shop is only good in your 30's
>>538212492Do you think any of the umas stink?
>>538212437I'll add that to the collection since it seems plausible enoughAll of this is to create the illusion that next run will be the run for sure, this is how they keep you hooked playing
I'm SUPER STRAIGHT and I think torena should marry their trainee, and then breed them, just not before marriage!
>>538212421Her coffee was drugged by Tackyon she put 2 sugar cubes in it
Imagine farming Straightaway Spurt for hours and hours just to then slap it on your 300 witlet ace that misses the proc anyway.Couldn't be me.
>tfw there are like 5 guys who have been offline for over 5-7 days in your clubtaichou... I think that's a little too much
>>538212394Angling & Scheming does nothing this CM, so let's start the conversation there.
>>538212505I meant 20's
>>538212595>marriageyou're not straightyoure dumb
Trainers cannot accept solicitations from their trainees. It is unethical as an authoritative figure to take advantage of your trainee in the most vital time of their life as an athlete.However, do note that some Uma Musume undergo their heat cycle earlier than usual. That is why as a trainer you must not resist when your trainee takes you by force. You will be well compensated and, if need be, can request to have that memory removed with the help of our own Tazuna. Thank you for listening.
>>538212595/uma/ singing umapyoi together when?
>>538212773At least I'm not a disgusting HEATHEN, like you!
Please, no more
>>538211970>One Gold Ship ace>reusing Nice Nature from Taurus>might fall for the Urara front meme
>>538212662>hours and hoursI just use Amazon and highroll. Ain't dealing with that inspiration bullshit.
>>538212554Dirt racers have less good smell
This early?
>>538212595>marriage
I'm getting to the point where I'm starting to hate my favorite girls because I've hit a plateau and their runs are all sub optimal.
>>538212747I’m FtM does that count
>>538212925urara front will kill your golshi retard
>>538212935You're actually wiser than most.
>>538212954go for charming bro
>>538212289>Borrowed parents runs have worse RNG than runs with your own parents, this is on purposeThe only 3* stamina uma I have is a Golshi who's 7* overall because I was grinding fans during golshi week and ran out of borrows
I L<3VE MY WIFE NTR!
>>538212968metafagging always lead to a sad life
>>538212968The true horse breeder/trainer simulatorYou rike?
>>538212963>mcqueen stepping on his cock
>>538212421Nothing, she's cute as is.
>>538212963Do you think Daiwa marked him in that moment?
>>538212943Hey! Hokko doesn’t stink!
>>538212968metafaggotry claims another oneYou can recover by watching a concert or working on TT teams. Maybe even using a daily pull.
>>538212254I'll provide one for you
>>538213128What the fuck did you do to her ears?
>>538212954always go charming early on and in the mid-game if you still have bonds you need to raise to orange
>>538212326I take all the +wit events thoughand I wouldn't reach 1k stam wasting turns on wit
>>538212394three green skills, groundwork, plus a lot of wit and midrace speed skills to ensure you're at the front to actually proc the ult
>>538213148I never said stink, just a lower smell factor. Seiun Sky also has this because she smells fishy
>whales with MLB creeks and kit's are going to enter open CMIf this is you, unironically rope yourself. You human trash. Supreme faggot. Lord of trash.
>>538213282Charming at 1 left isn't that good, as it's more of a "low LB card" issue. You're still at the mercy of RNG.May as well go winning or energy
Special Week needs to die.
>>538213312Why do black girls act like this
>>538213234I ate them
Bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MVdhx9YAV4
>>538213342>wastingthis is your problem you fucking witletyou think it's a waste when it's notyou're as dumb as your horse that missed her procs
>>538212214after she raped me, she whispered into my ear "nobody will believe you" before pouring near boiling onsen water onto my face
>>538213457Just calm down, Grass
>>538213457spe-chan best umayou may now apologize
>>538213527I swear to god if this is horse pussy again
>>538213527can you not be a PEDO FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS!?
>>538212991yes
>>538213437>if you still have bondS
>>538213637out of ten!
>>538213620bwo? your thumbnail??
>>538213217nice
any other retardGODS incapable of making well-thought out long-term plans that are going to use seiun sky for gemini cup? can someone tell me what the fuck I'm meant to be doing? I've done like 200 careers looking for groundwork sparks and I have nothing
Should I shotgun it?
>>538213637Wow, I'm sorry for liking child umas I guess?
>blue archive player circlejerk again
>>538213527those bunnysuits have nipple meshes anon
>>538213527based
>ignore the faggots discussion other gachaare the "blue archive player" in the room with us right now?
>>538213860levl her up yeah
>>538213991Symboli Rudolf please rape me
>>538213991Truly repulsive. Japan is such a disgrace. I can't stand it sometimes. I don't care if they are umas. Women shouldn't dress like men, at all. Without exception. No suits, tuxedos, ties, or that awful looking sailor get-up that's larping as a "school uniform". I want to PUKE!!!Sorry. /end rant
Disgusting. Truly disgusting. There is no way this turns me on.
>>538213527Kill yourself pedo
>>538213991imagine how cucked those fans feel after seeing their ikemen umas flirting with their trainers
>>538212045Dream Journey is a girl through and through.
>>538214103>RUDOLF-SAMA, LOOK AT THIS WEIRDO I FOUND!
>>538213531>stamina to spare activates>preferred position activates>deep breathes activates>thunderbolt step activates>dominator activates>sharp gaze activates
>>538214216You forgot encroaching shadow
>>538214208kekYeah. True, true. You caught me.
>>538211970>have 2 aces>none of them have TURF S OR LONG S>stat requirements are met thoughi'm going to lose in the finals
McQweenGODS, what parents are you running her with?
>>538214179>hyper generic "le big and well build 20 yo" malelet me guess; either a woman, or a (hyper cucked) korean drew this?
>>538213527
>>538213527I think I'll be watching this before bed every night.
the creek card has an uncanny ability to always be by itself or with director / reporter during for initial training
What a truly disgusting post
>>538213527>Not adding Taishin and RubyI won't forgive this ofense
>>538213637>suddenly
>>538214309
Just watched Cinderella Gray. Why does Tamamo Cross enter the Fujiwara Zone
>>538214369Do you want John Korea, Generic san, or just T-head Torena?
>>538214631The Zone is a real thing, anon
Guess the spark bwo...
>>538214631She's her.
>>538213637what?
>>538214675
>Use a RP pot to try out a new uma in TT>Forget what I was doing and just click through it, missing her race
>Whale I was following is 3d offline
>>538214715Guts 3* because what the fuck are those stats
Will there be scenarios or game modes added that change umas' career goals or otherwise allow them to enter races that are currently blocked by a career goal? More specifically will it be possible to unlock all the trophies on flexible runners like Maruzensky? I have not been able to find a clear answer on google or youtube.
>>538214895Yes, you'll be able to race any track currently in the game during MANT.
>>538214878They're the stats you get when you run every G1 you possibly can
>>538214369180cm is not big anon
>>538214675t-head, or the community approved trainer
SOON
What is the max rank for open league B+ or just B?
>>538214675he has to be fat and balding
>>538215151Holy
>>538213963they do lmao. I kneel
Looking at other umas, not because you're interested in them, but because you want to make Teio feel jealous!
>>538215151I copy!
>>538215053I can't wait, I've been getting fucked on CM building the past few days I just want to roll for her and chill for a bit
>>538213527>bunny toshodon't show this to kitasan
>>538215278>making teio jealous for that sweet, sweet +5 wit
>>538215378fuck off, yurifag
>>538215278Why are they so clingy? If you look at another girl, teio gets mad. If you’re seen talking with tazuna, curren gets mad. If you try to input professional boundaries, you’re on super creek’s lap.
>>538211701Did she describe her favorite eroge or something?
I have this feeling that digitan "lovers" don't really like digitan for who she is. Her personality always changes every time someone makes a fan art of her
>>538215436teio armpit smooth erotic delicious
>>538215278remember
I like bunny horse girls alright?
>>538213527Nice
>>53821467560yo+ miniature old man.
>>538213860if you already have gone that far then you may as well finish
I've been farming groundwork grandparents since 2 weeks ago and there's literally no difference from if I had started today than 2 weeks ago
>>538211802
>>538215801THIS IS THE RUN
>>538215469welcome to fanart, friend
>>538215801I'm at the big fight before the final boss, which is direct parents for Seiun Sky. It along with Seiun Sky are the worst grinds though much worse than starting Groundwork.
Need gyaru jobber uma to live a simple life in the countryside
>>538210661>Suzuguru >Tachyon in the cuck chair All is right in the world
>>538215469literally what all the shipfags do with their headcanons
>>538216006
>>538215442a reference to the real life horse you literal tard.>literally has yuri living rent free in his headcouldn't be me
>>538216006Why
>>538215469She's the designated shipfag shitting street please understand
>>538213527Is this the peak Kitahara Jo was talking about?
how do we counter the red rocket? i saw people saying in a previous thread if you run an air groove debuffer front runner she gets to activate her ult off you, but if you don't run a front runner and someone else has an urara doesn't everyone just clump up and her ult just activates the second goldships and naritas start to move up anyhow? i feel like the only way is to not let a haru set the pace so scarlet has to actually consume stamina at a normal pace chaser level for your debuffs to have any chance of killing her.
>3 tryhard runs for CM with 12 Long sparks>no Long S>all glue>1 quick run to improve my TT horses with 2 human trainers (it's not good btw)>Turf S and Style S on the first inspiration>great horse
What's with the convoluted ribbon on specific ear to show mare/stallion? Why not just cock or no cock?
king halo asked me to have anal sex with her after our first training session in junior year as a cooldown
Give me one good reason I shouldn't just wait and use my half year anniversary selector for Sky instead of rolling now
>>538215469She is literally me though
>>538215469as it should be
>>538215506Such as?
>>538216363what is even in the half anni serctor?If you're f2p just save for oguri and use the selector I guess
>>538216363In my case I will roll now because I haven't roll for umas even once and can't even complete my teams for trials. I'm desperate at this point.
>>538216363You have to spend irl money for that
>>538216310she's not some unstoppable beast like the thread made you believe, in fact she is just a pachinko strategy because her actual overtake is RNG as shityou can run a groove if you want just make sure her stamina is such that she doesn't die most often in the acceleration zone or just beforeyou can also just run a better pace and Daiwa can't do shit. make sure not to skimp on power and mid race skills.
Someone post that sexy special week hip thrust gifI need it really quick
>>538216363>half anniversary >selector
>>538216459God I want to touch her ears so badly.
I have 3 gold recoveries available. Should I still take stam or go for more speed?I do have long S but no spurt yet because I am cursed
>>538216363I will lucksack Seiun on the Maru banner
>>538216608wit
>>538216484>>538216554NTA but what else is this then
if super creek loves babying others so much, why doesn't she just get her own babbies?
>>538216608Doesn't matter that gs is bricked anyways since you didn't max out either speed or stam
>>538216608zerg rush speed, 1200 is a guaranteed win anon, stamina is not that important
>>538216356Because having their swinging cocks is for the futa doujin universe
Guts bros, are we winning yet?
>>538215801just know that you don't REALLY need three starsgetting just two stars is enoughit's more important to use parents that have high affinity with your eventual ace and those two stars will proc consistently during inspo
>>538216676She will finish with 311 at minimum if I take wit it's only an extra 13
>>538215278>>538215504How does she feel when I hang out with Tazuna?
>>538216692ib4 one of the missions is spend money
>>538216363I thought the half anni selector is for SSR cards (aka where you can upgrade your non MLB kitasan)
I know this is offtopic but I figured you guys knew best as Umamusume is a rogueliteAnyone know any good offline rpg-ish games for mobile similar but not necessarily like this? it's for a younger family member travelling for a few days on a medical trip
>>538216363>Half anniYou mean 1st anni. The answer is you have to rely on borrows until then
can you be a fan without playing the game
>christmas oguridont care>summer marudont carei just want seiun sky. not like i will win against whales even if i have both of those
>>538216701thats your job as a torena
>>538216692>SSRthat is for a card, not uma
>>538216363you'll be using that on coguri lol
>>538216757terrible
>Yes Oguri Cap the GOAT is my favorite Uma, how could you tell?
yet another extremely common brianGOD w
I don't have any front runners. Why do I need to pull for Seiun Sky?
>>538217104do NOT question the metaGODSjust ROLL
How come Matikanefuku has such high affinity with Suzuka?
Are you working on your groundwork already?
>>538217104So WE(ur umadachis) can borrow her
>>538217163same generation
>>538217054
>>538217170I've BEEN working on it for the past TWENTY EIGHT RUNS
>>538217170have a 9* Pasa parent but the blue and pinks are so bad that I'm trying to get something better.
>>538216505i'm not actually worried, im just trying to theorize because its fun and curious if anyone can poke holes in my logic. in my mind, your best chance to counter scarlet is actually to just stop urara anchors and like you suggest, stat/skill them a bit more competitively instead of just the bare minimum to pass ura finals and then 1000 wit
>>538212035>no special wifeTrash
>>538217170yeah it's right next to my retirement nest-egg
I'll probaby spend CM3 grinding parents for Maru
>>538217170I've been getting jackshit
>>538217359just run a better pace chaser with easier and better skill activations and don't slack on powerIf she can't trigger her ultimate she auto loses.
>>538216808Ultra Kaiju Monster Rancher
>>538217406post it and I will add her
It's all so tiresome
>>538209020just watch a youtube anon. theres too much to it
>>538217606how many 3* blues?
>>538216228Sex with Gentildonna.
IM READY (im not)
>>538217725A lot but not many of them are very good.
This game needs more fucking gibs
>>538216808Download a DS emulator and play an evangelion raising sim. Download a PSP emulator and play redigitize.
CM2 status?
>>538216006>>538216363seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>538218025suffering through mayano runs
>>538217512I love this bitch, too bad I won't have any rolls for her
>>538218025ready to talk about CM3, I'm tired of watching golshi take that final turn.
Hello can I have a (You)?
The judges are on crack
>>538218025SEETHING
>>538218134she is favorite if the race is on a 10000m track.
>>538215469Nobody has consistent characterization even in official media.
>>538218116only a little, as a treat.
how do I extract voice clips from the PC version
hee hee hee hooooo
>>538218025im tired
I'm so glad I pulled Rudolf, she's such a good dad to everyone
Is there any document or actual process explanation on how to loop farm whites?
>>538218025putting out 2 debuffers and an ace with 2 end closer debuffs
>>538218025All three of my aces that managed to get over 1000 Speed and Stam do not have Long S. My Goldshit does not have Spurt.It's teiover.
I want to be emotionally manipulated by my Uma desu
>4 speed card>Nobody showed up for 2 summers in a row>2 SR stamina card >over 1000 You have to be shitting me, no wonder people are quitting this game
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R18MfCqFkrkI'm posting this every day until you fags like it.
>>538218659it's supposed to be the other way around..
>>538218313If it's a one-off thing I think you can use OBS
>>538218313you can shut of sound effects and music and record stereo mix with audacity in a pinch
>get stam to 900 during senior summer>get maestro, cooldown and bofa>get long S and spurt>Alright cool I'll use the rest of the year on speed and get close to 1200>a single speed rainbow happens before the URA semisSpecialty priority is a fucking lie
Finally got a 3* blue after like five days of nonstop career runs, and it even has good white sparks, but it's a fucking 3* speed and not the stam/pow I was looking for...Doubly annoying because I'm building legacies primarily for medium and long distance races.
>>538218025no spurt but fuck it we ball
>>538218313Unity Asset Bundle Extractor?
>>538219041FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUtrainer id?
>>538218827I want a doujin (non-h) of an Uma manipulating the trainer and lowering their self esteem and worth so she can get him…only for her to get cucked by Tazuna
>>538218659>you don’t need your mother and father or any other family member>you don’t need friends >all you need is me, trainer-san.
>>538219023Sparks are ok at least
>>538219247Keep this. In like 2 years we can 3* it :)
>>538219041that sucks you whiffed a 1/4 on the pinks assuming you fixed long, such is life though
Any 'chon clubs with empty slots and plenty of shoe trading who will hold a slot for 24 hours? I've been doing 3-5 runs a day.
>>538217497if theres a haru dictating the pace of the race thats just rng for you too because you'll all just jog into the final stretch shoulder to shoulder and if she has a nosehair sticking into first place her ult will fire at the absolute optimal second
>>538215449Uhh, what is Creek going to do to me while I'm on her lap
>>538219041>3 star blue>3 star groundwork>>538219247> >1 Stamina spark>Long spark
https://poal.me/y9h1mwhttps://poal.me/y9h1mw
I do very detailed recordkeeping
>>538219041Damn groundworks pacechaser pog
>>538219558forgor to attach
ITS A TORAINING TIME
>>538218025Still can't cap any statsIt wasn't so bad at CM1 since there were people worse than but I feel like I won't be able to cut it this time so I'm prepared to wash out in prelims
i think this is the run bros
>>538219792don’t say that there are umacels in this thread
>>538219885A chance...
WHAT
I DON'T NEED PRUDENT POSITIONINGI DON'T NEED AFTER SCHOOLI JUST NEED SLIPSTREAM YOU STUPID LITTLE SHITAND CAN I FUCKING GET SOME CHARMING IT'S BEEN LIKE 10 CAREERS SINCE YOU GAVE IT TO ME
>Grind to raise friendship>None of the Umas want to train together for most of the turns>First Summer and I have 2 Umas still in green>Finally get them all to orange a few turns after Summer>Sweep procs immediately next turn with her Charming eventShe did it on purpose
>>538218025I've come to terms with my eventual loss.
STOP GIVING ME GROUNDWORK RUDOLF, I NEED SUBDUED HINTSSSSSSSS
>>538219885Mayachi, ganbare
>>538219928yeah but it happened again
>>538218116Hello can I have a lewd image of Rice Shower?
They should have had an actual American voice Taiki. Her voice is awful
glue all debuffersyou are scumyou have wasted other peoples timebut even worseyour own
>>538219953>>538219983kek
>>538220079You may
>>538220108Taiki is delightful. If she were voiced by an american you'd be bitching about that instead. Some folks would bitch if you hung 'em with a green rope.
>>538220108this guy. get him
>>538220112Springfield is shitGrass is shitDon't remember botes at allShit taste tbhdesu toreina san
>>538220108Voices by Mori calliope
>>538220171Thank you!
>>538208772so it's most important to hit the 400 stat break ASAP>special week completes her event pre-debut>hydrate
I'm literally running out of room to notate how many times she's lost this race
I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING THREE GODDESSESS I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU UNTIL I HAVE NOTHING LEFT AND END YOUR CAREER AS A SINGLE MOTHER
>>538220108I’d rather hear the sounds of my castration than listen to dub.>>538220320No thank you.
>>538220017I want to hug this sexy dork
>>538220504that's why you do parent farming for hard to hint skills
>>538220504heychill out
>>538220504WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE HELIOSHELIOS THE FUCKING GOAT
>>538220320
>>538220297Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, kuso.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MCQUEEN
>>538220112Sex with Grass WonderSex with SpringfieldSex with Saratoga
I've been playing for 2 weeksI have no issue getting Speed, Stam, and Power to 600 with one being 1100I still haven't gotten at single 3 star blue parent
>>538220504>I'M GOING TO RAPE YOUget in the line, big guy
>>538220320She’s not Texan
Is it bad that I only Umapyoi when I see Happy Meek on the podium?
>>538220691Her best
>>538220681Springfield posting IS shitposting thoLying ugly bitch
>>538220108Her voice is perfect fuck you
>>538220112Nursing handjob from SpringfieldHotdogging with Grass WonderPaizuri from Sara-nee
>>538220691Heh
>>538218025If I can qualify for the graded group A finals I would consider it goal accomplished
My wife is very cute and her jokes are very funny.
People keep saying that Whales have the advantage later in the game's life, but what exactly is the advantage?At some point bot f2p and whales will be able to reach 1200+ Stats, the only difference will be white sparks and skills.What exactly becomes a whale advantage in the future?
>>538221038>t. rudolf
>>538221016umabomber
>>538220791This is why nobody likes you
>>538221074I've heard the opposite from JP anons though
>>538221038You don’t have to lie. You just say this cause you want sex.
>>538221074They get to pay to reroll sparks more times
>>538220791Quiet anon, people with taste are talking.
>1* groundworkIt's something haha...
Fukukitaru, what the fuck
>its another robbed by goldshitter at the very last second episodeThis uma is a menace to society and needs to be stopped.
>>538221226>>538220681Springfield my love.. you're still as beautiful as you were in the past
Watching S2, what do you mean Kiryu Kazuma's in charge of Bourbon?
>>538221262MATIKANEFUKUKITARU YOU CAN'T JUST SAY SHIT LIKE THAT
>>538221220>You can reroll sparksI swear, the more that i hear about JP QoL the more i want to abandon global and just start in JP.
How do you get rid of Standard Distance X?
>>538221262JUST DON'T DIE NIGGA
>>538221348It was a substory bro...
>>538221348It was one of those side stories.
>>538220691
>>538221393abandon the run entirely and hope it doesn't happen again or just spend all your points fixing it r.i.p
>>538216701Couldn't race pregnant
>>538221231I've done 26 Condor Pasa runs over the weekend and this is better than any of the ones I got kek
>>538221210IncorrectIt's not because I find her incredibly attractive, especially in her casual wear outfit.Puns are very funny and my wife is the best at them.
>>538221523wtf is this shit? I never got that before.
>horse racing game>random talks about female guns
>>538221631Yeah I'm not entirely sure either. It's like a negative basically though. It's really bad kek. Someone smarter than me could probably explain it better. I think it's like having standard distance. Only its the opposite. So it's making you turbo shitty. I think. lel
>>538208875GUTS
>>538221226At least you're not denying that Grass Wonder sux.
>>538221393just spend the points in the skill screen to get rid of itthe only plus is that it gives you a hint for the positive skill
mayano sucks
>>538221835my cock
I could win Gemini if I had her with that 20% speed and 10% stamina growth
>>538221370>>538221420>proceeds to mog her in the raceThis Taru is not playing nice, what the fuck is her problem
THANK YOU SWEEPI FUCKING LOVE CHARMINGI LOVE IT IN SENIOR YEAR LIKE 6 TURNS BEFORE URA FINALETHANK YOU SWEEPYOU CUNT
what the fuck happened to umalatorthe amount of stamina and guts it says i need dropped by like 150i would way more easily believe that something about it fucked up than my previous results were so far offit says i can get by with 820 stamina, 300 guts, and 3 gold recoveriesbefore i needed like 850 stamina 450 guts and 3 recoveries
>>538216701Her tits must already weigh her down a lot. Post pregnancy Creek would be immobile.
What support cards do I use fo mejiro ryan? She has bonus power training but she runs medium and long races
>>538221860what a bitch
>>538221732Yeah?>>538221835>>538221805And swallows
>>538221869Just take the top option
>>538218116
remember what you're fighting for
What's the trick for raising Mayano as an end closer in career? Focus on leveling Stam->Speed and run her in Pace?
>>538221869I cast a cool spellf:guro$ f:snuff$ f:asphyxiation$ f:decapitation$
>>538221939
>>538222075anon linux isn't a magical language
>>538222039You get locky
SPEEEESHELLLL WEEEEEKAAAAAAH
These women appeal to me
>Everyone keeps requesting Dirt ShoesPLEASE STOP. I don't have enough for everyone. Be like the other 2 members who just request medium and mile shoes
>
>>538207590You aren't Fenomeno, Golshi.
Giving these tits a big load of Bavarian cream
how easy does passing pro trigger? it seems pretty easy
>>538222175>women>4 boyfaggots
>>538222186I unironically caved in and gave all my dirty shoes away so that way I don't have to feel bad for ignoring this retarded request. Lazy fuckers. Acting like playing Uhara a couple times would kill them or something.
>>538207590Should have made it say neighers
>>538222187why are they like this?your toreina is like your dad/teacher
FRIENDSHIP TRAINING WITH>KING HALOKING HALO>KING HALOKING HALO>KING HALOKING HALO>KING HALOKING HALO
>>538222430you mean boyfriend/husband
>>538222452what a good girl
>>538218025Not nearly as good as I'd like, but I'll probably go with a Golshi and Top Gun and (debuffer) Air Groove.
>>538222430no, tracen is a husband searching ground
>>538218025Gave up before it was even announced. Never stood a chance.
>>538222210Wuz good my clankka
>>538222452friendship with benefits?
>>538222610Never give up. Just choose to be strong. It's really that simple.
>>538222315It really does kill them when they have quotas to meet kek
>club has +5 members offline for over a weekany club open? not necessarily tryhard, but atleast top 1000 or something.
FUKUKITARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU <3
>>538213527Where can we download all these uma modsI need something to motivate me in playing this game
>>538222513like christian colleges, you go to tracen and don't end up with a husband by the end you get your money back
>>538222075bwo please dont cast it on urself
>>538222175this is basically a ranking of most crazy and/or delusional
No... My Hot-springs scene...
>>538218025I'm absolutely going to win it - again. I've been bouncing between career and PVP matches and I'm pretty much unbeatable. Once in a blue moon I get robbed at the neck & neck, 3ft from the finish line, but it happens sometimes in lobbies. That absolutely isn't going to happen to me when the real show starts.
>>538222734My best stamina cards are 1LB Creek and MLB Mayano. My best stam spark is 6*.
>>538222916You weren’t worthy. I’ll take care of her for you, lil bro
>>538222860
>>538222315It's not even just playing Urara. Like I'm pretty sure from the last CM a shitton of people picked Oguri, whose entire career is basically "Congrats, your playing very easy mode. Here's your free dirt shoes, sashes, URA finale win, and money"
I like Cinderella Grey Rudolf
You should be borrowing MLB Tazuna if you have MLB kita and creek
>>538222327No, 逃げrshttps://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30114-daiichi-ruby
>>538221991He deserves it
bros my fingers are itching... hold me back...
>>538222792anyone... bros?, I just want an A rank club reward...
>>538223232what
Remember not to be a neigher and share strong Seiun Sky friend codes with /uma/ as they start popping up.
>>538222430I'm afraid Tracen is NOT beating the allegations of being a hunting ground for umasIt's over
>>538223320>niger propaganda
>>538221939Being a horse mounted soldier had to have been the coolest feeling.
>>538209491UryAAAAA
Not bad. These power spark runs are producing some really high scores. Still not viable but maybe if I keep trying I'll stumble into something like 1200 700 1200 for miles or something.
You are your trainee's bf/daddy/husband by default
0* sweep vs 0* king halo?i kinda want firm conditions
>>538223737Aaaaaaaa let me out diaaaaa
Riko will straighten Tracen academy.
seiun skip
>>538223737what about son
>>538223825i cant read this
wtf, why didn't anyone tell me king halo actually had a 10/10 body?
I hate Satono Diamond.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>538223875
>>538222904>on yourself>f:
god i swearspe agemasen's gourmandmcqueen gives cooldownrest of the run goes way too well to bait me into running an ace with a racelosingly suboptimal recovery
>>538223984wtf!!!
do they eventually phase out rng gold skills from events like special week and mcqueen or no?
>>538224137yes, jp got fed up at some point
>>538224137yesbut it continues until like 1st anni
>>538221226>>538221336collab big need
>>538223984They hated her because she spoke the truth
>>538223737YAMERO DIA NOT THE SLEEVE
>>538223825>>538223984I just realized Hishi Akebono is Hulking out in the back
>>538224137i think they just stop putting out agemasen cards but they don't change existing ones.
>>538223969we love King Halo
>>538224372no, she's just bending down so she doesn't hit her head on the ceiling
man i just installed onto pc and not lagging is so niceclicking kinda sucks though
this cm is such a fucking jokemy single attempt goldshit that got no spurt AND got unlucky out of swinging maestro does better than my other umas
>>538224578This is true.
be honest guys, did i fuck up? It’s not letting me continue her career.
>>538224718good, i dont think tracen should let you train anymore umas
>>538224704I keep trying to tell people, you DON'T need Spurt if you can reliably get 1000/1100/700. The Spurt is just there to raise power under the assumption that it's low from doing stamina training
https://poal.me/4m4mrqhttps://poal.me/4m4mrqhttps://poal.me/4m4mrq
>Making a Rudolf for open leagues>Neither Creek, nor Mcqueen, nor Vodka finish their fucking event arcs despite getting Long S>Next career; two mood-downs before debut, jobs debut, slacker before satsuki sho, three more mood-downs over the course of the career, no long S, Creek STILL doesn't finish events, jobs Arima Kinen>This career; two mood-downs before Saudi Arabia R.C. so far
>>538222430>why would a young woman fall for a man giving them care and attention and success in their dreams
>>538224718>explaining to your uma she will have to get a real job after her racing career is over (because you fucked her up)
>>538224824should i get spurt
>>538223825>>538223984does anyone here even realize that this pic is a kimetsu no yaiba parody
>>538224980nyes
After seeing only goldships win in CM test rooms i'm genuinely mentally checked out of this one, if i reach round 2 i'll be happy.
>>538225013I dont watch yaoi
>>538225013yeah but figured it was a given for anyone that recognized the art style much less the panels
>>538224980>number of the beastI knew cunny was the devil
>>538225013I watch yaoi, but I'll never watch KnY
>>538224824On the opposite endThis statted up creature just got 3rd to me because no spurt
>>538218025Ready to be gunned down in the street like a dog
NATIE!!!!
>>538225246it's more likely you started spurt late because insufficient stam, which is super likely due to having uncapped stam, only 2 golds, and low wit
>>538224529SEX
You can't double dip on the affinity from winning the same G1 race right?
>>538225392Nope
>>538223835Is there an uma that treats Trainer like a son?Even Creek's pampering feels more like something she just does (and then eventually she sees you like a husband)
why do so many anon post aces with lone wolf? you know that goes on your debuffer, right?
its crazy how many ppl running urara for cm2 lobbies have no clue what they are doing
>>538225392crassic year erizabeth cupsenior year japan cup
>>538225058ogey
>>538222175>i want a bitch that will fuck up my lifegood ranking anon
>>538225487The only reason to have it at all is to prevent others from having it, it doesn't matter who
Please god give me some new 3* umas while i roll for seiun...
What the fuck happened to you three
>>538225487>waste a potential 40 speed buff on your debuffer instead of the uma that's actually supposed to go fast
>>538225487It's 40 skill points for possibly 40 speed what the hell are you on about
>>538225487>costs almost nothing>if it activates on your ace its an extra 40 speed which is phenomenal for the cost>if it activates on your debuffer it's completely useless
>>538225487
Is Seiun Sky actually tomorrow?
my last 3* blue was 150 career runs ago...
>>538224203sniffing Grass Wonder's big nopan butt in that dress
>>538225487the number of races where it activates will surprise you
>>538225487My cm1 finals had 2 opponents with lone wolf, felt good disabling it for free.
I need one more week to prep for Gemini...
>>538222186>>538222315Anons... nobody fucking requests shoes because they actually need them. Money and sashes are the bottlenecks. You're supposed to fucking request shoes so your clubmates can also get club points. People are just (righfully) requesting whatever shoe type they have least of, so that they maintain their stocks for more shoe laundering.The maximum you can hand out a day is 20, while requesting 20 only requires logging on twice, with a hypothetical (and unlikely) maximum request amount of 30. If you weren't a retarded subhuman you could do this simple math. The only fucking reason someone would have a problem with people requesting dirt shoes is if they're either lazy deadweight niggers who aren't requesting shoes, or too fucking retarded to simply request dirt shoes themselves.
>>538225602>>538225616>>538225701it will never activate anon. it is a guaranteed hint on sweep tosho who every single debuffer is going to have in their deck already for the other debuff hints she provides. its 40 points flushed down the drain
how do i even read this thing>MinIf all skills pop at the optimal time>MaxIf all skills pop at the worst time>Mean/MedianAverage?
>>538225990What other skill that costs 40 sp barring other useful green skills, mr smarty pants?
Road to the Top > Cinderella Gray > Pretty Derby > Beginning of a New EraSorry Pokke boyfaggots but she isn't a fun protagonist
I keep seeing people recommend the shinko windy SR card, is it worth a few pulls or just a waste of carats?
>>538225873I mean you kind of have it if you can bs through round 1
>>538222186>>538222315anons... the only point is to circulate shoes for club points. the shoes don't matter. just request dirt shoes too if it bothers you.
>>538225967Yes. I'm completely aware of this. However, fuck you. Why can't you be normal and just spam medium shoes like everyone else.
>>538226047Bro...
>>538226121What about Umayuru and Umayon?
>>538222186My club requests nothing but dirt shoes these days. And I feel like I'm majorly responsible for it. I started requesting ONLY dirt shoes when Falcon dropped, and they gradually stopped requesting medium to dirt. It just snowballed.
>>538226047>Min: If all skills pop at the optimal timeearliest time, which isn't always optimal>Max: If all skills pop at the worst timelatest time which isn't always worst
a single arima kinen win means an entire open uma down the drainsad
>>538226121NTR isn't the protagonist either blud, RTTT is the Ayabe show
>just saw a max Speed Oguri get 3rddevastating huh
>>538226227I haven't read a graph in years.....
>>538225990i ran taishin last CM and it activated probably 60% of my racesi imagine it will be fewer here thanks to the end closer meta so there will be more taishins but it's the definition of low risk high reward whereas having it on your debuffer is low risk no rewardthe tiny amount of skill points it costs is not a real opportunity cost
>>538226209>We MUST do medium shoes because... we just must!Fuck (You). It's a shitty and arbitrary standard with no real purpose. You'll take my dirty shoes and then trade them back and you'll like it.t. a club DanchouI'm actually going to be requesting long shoes for the forseeable future due to maxing potentials on both Agnes and Golshi for CM.
>>538226561>i ran taishin last CM and it activated probably 60% of my racesDid it activate in the finals?
>>538225990If you saw how frequently it activated in Taurus you would not say this.
>>538221890Huh, the guide guy did say that calcs were giving weird results ~100 stam higher before and he was wondering if it had something to do with secret JP mechanics. Maybe they fixed something?
>>538226126I'm not sure I'm seeing it, her skills are nothing special at all.
>>538225967That's only if you get the full amount from a request. Recently had only 2 people give shoes for one of mine, thankfully I was just asking for medium which I already have a shit ton of anyway
I've stopped giving dirt shoes to anyone that requests it. I'd rather take the loss
I just send shoes without looking wtf are you doing negroes
>>538226737gay
McQueen, at the Hopefuls stakes,Her energy gone.
>>538226737Same
why do newfags take the calculator as the ultimate proof when it isn't even working with global's current systems
>>538226890Goldship and Mcqueen at Tokyo Turf
>>538226737Dirt shoes are an inescapable catch 22.
>>538226907Most people are lazy and don't even try to understand the tool they are using. I doubt most of them even have read the reference doc. I bet 99% of people who use the umalator doesn't even realise there is a caveats tab.
>>538226885do you think agnes would cosplay as other umas while you fuck her if you asked? she'd probably be into it
>>538226907Global systems?
>>538226907i use my own forked python calculator with uphill/downhill params and wit proc chance included
>>538227081>gaslight doclol
>Did another round of glueing>Suddenly realize I have no more veteran Ryan or Wining Ticket
Am I the only one who doesn’t care for the competitive pvp aspect of this game. I get more tense when it comes to career mode desu
didnt pay too much attention to firm conditions on my sparks and i forgot super creek can't run super creekeither i run king halo and fuck up my specialty prio,>>538226907the fuck else am i supposed to look at
>>538226890Opera when the walls fell.
>>538226890When her legs broke.
>>538227164no one falls for this anymore
got mejiro mlb.... cant play anymore, going to vintage story cya homos
>>538226890you can't make fun references/jokes like this
>>538227091only if it's recorded
>>538227154Isn't umalator based off of those gits
What makes an UMA good?
>>538226561>>538226639suit yourselves. there's only one race it actually matters for and when it doesn't activate in the final it's me you're losing to.
>want to run a third ace>but my Air Groove keeps killing whales in test lobbies
>>538216740i want to do this for fun but i dont want to waste my monies and sp on guts cards
post something cute
>>538227081bro telling them to look at that piece of shit is even worse than making them use the emulator
>>538227348pantsu to rabu, toreina suki suki daisuki
>>538227348Good accel skills that procc at the right time honestly. So many Umas are only not good because their unique conditions are dogshit
>>538227416consider it a future investment
>>538227423
>>538227395how are you running her?
bros my comfy club became a tryhard one...
>>538227348meni meni shuki
>>538227425Honestly anyone that doesn't understand game mechanics shouldn't even be using the emulator.
>>538227514I put her on end closer so stamina eater just kills everything
Which Uma has the absolute best thighs?I'm talking world-class.
>>538227547Counter it with extreme comfy.
>>538227514On the track
>>538227690
Very curious that people are calling the doc misinfo now but refuse to cite the correct source or any alternative source....very interesting.....
>>538227823ummm I won a room match
>>538227823A woman made it.
Damn, the double circle affinity does jackshit
>>538227721the gap moe is too powerful
Ever since I swapped from spurt parents to 12* Stam, 6* Power parents, my Golshi has been doing a lot better.
>>538227721so. fucking. CUTE!
>>538227192you are not alone anon, I also care only about career mode and the stories
>>538227915Have they posted a timestamped bob and vagene pic as verification?
I don't like Top Gun.
>>538228043They made a youtube video about taking credit for making it and telling people to stop bothering her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6I_MUCDXm4
Golshi sure is a piece of shit to get all these garlands for.
>>538228124I thought the first movie was fantastic
>>538227818my son has grown into a beautiful woman
>>538216608having 3 golden recoveries doesn't matter when your horse is too fucking stupid to use themshe's also a frenzy magnet
>>538227348>Consistent, strong unique skills>Good potential skills>Good stat growth>Good affinity and good inherited unique for other good UmasPick at least 3
>click link>clear AI voice yeah that's either a fat asian american or a SEAn- oh I can't insult the jannies like that
>>538228001Teio isn’t cute
>>538228264your son is a tranny!?
>>538228195I prefer Mayano Blade Runner
>>538226890My sides, in orbit.
Would you focus on 0 initial friendship uma so it can catch up with other uma or 30+ initial friendship uma so you can get rainbow as fast as possible?
>>538223969That's what we've been telling you bro
>>538227348A winning smile, a kind heart and big dreams!
>>538228462Yeah, not a fan of her chestnut hairstyleLonger hair is much cuter
You know this almost seems usable for the next CM
>>538228261Vodka is too sexy. damn cygay hasnt added any more character story chapters past 7 or whatever is the limit right now?
>Taiki is shit tier for Cancer CupThat's it, I'm actually quitting the game. I've lost every practice Gemini lobby I've joined so this CM is doomed and now I can't even win Cancer Cup with my favorite horse, the MIGHTIEST MILER. Fuck this game, I'm out.
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>538228745
>>538228745Of course I'm fucking the retarded
>>538228705you can win if you get lucky tho
>>538228745no one is retarded in center
>>538228819
>>538227943Indeed
>subsea cables connecting india to the internet were cut>/uma/ suddenly feels a lot less activenooticing
>>538228745But Rudolf, you're the one that I fuck.
>>538228552That sounds just like my wife
>>538228921huh when right now?
>>538227464what are you guys using/needing groundwork for?
>>538228745What was her problem in this show
>>538228921isreal?
This game can be rage inducing sometimes>On a god run>Night owl before summer camp>Takes 3 fucking infirmary to remove night owlAlmost chucked my phone against the wall
If I'm an actual knuckle-dragging fucking moron, which uma is for me?
>>538228921sorry, I was busy fapping
>>538229079No its fake.
Vodka...
>>538229009whoops didn't mean to reply
cum
>>538226890I don't get it
>>538228808why is anime taishin so weird looking
>>538228705Please never give up. Surely you could have done something different, or tried a different strategy. Anything.
>>538229081You need stronger mental resilience.
>>538228662second part?
>>538228705It's not impossible, it's just that her unique and core strat aren't a good fit for the track. If she can pass into position for her unique right at the end of the last corner, she can build a huge head of steam that might even get you a win. Stack it with Maru and you could go all in on a steal that could totally work, esp if your team has answers for the other problem racers.If she's truly your waifu, you'll do whatever it takes.
>>538229161Go cum yourself coward
>>538229186I know but it can be so fucking stupid sometimes
FUCKING TAISHIN IN THE ASS!!!!!
IM A RETARDED
>>538228662>>538229268
>>538229114Biwa, to balance you out. It would be quite cute methinks
what do i get for cm2they all seem shitty
>>538229381cute
>>538228921I'm noticing
>>538229009Clear the pack from the start, assert dominance, slingshot into Tail Held High and leave the world behind. Never look back.
>I have access to 0 of the good skills for CancerIf I don't find some god tier parents I am so fucked
Teio!
>>538229476Why’d you just post my X account
>>538229270>esp if your team has answers for the other problem racersyeah let me just find the answer for the 22 other horses that are better than her
Why is she trying to compete with a humanIs she stupid?
>>538229441Probably mcqueen unique, nimble nav, go with the flow? Awkward combination of costs.
>>538229524Better look for parents on uma moe or uma db now before people snatch them up
>>538229170looks close enough to me
>>538228921proof
>>538229547>Maru and Taiki are both b tierWhat is this horseshit, how are they worse than fucking ryan for cm3
>>538229170Almost all of them look better in the game than in the anime
>>538229524Why even try? It just gets worse and worse every CM. You will continue to fall further and further behind the whales until the point that you can't even make it out of the first round.
>>538228705>>Taiki is shit tier for Cancer Cupif you're following that tierlist made by a retard telling people to run everything as a front runner then I'm sorry but you're even dumber than them
>>538229571>Is she stupid?yes
>>538229114Bakushin with at least 4 speed cards in your deckYou can train speed until it caps at 1200 and win the whole campaign like that
>>538229547>el top tierSEKAI SAIKYOWAi finished 2nd in A finals with her in taurus but her unique is essentially impossible to activate here so i gave up on gemini
I genuinely wonder what the autism will be when the sprint CM hits the servers. Medium and Long was rough for parents, mile will be a Guts/Power festival, but holy shit I don’t even want to know what kind of autism will be created for the sprints
>>538229547Is this the same guy that knowingly lets his friend make these infographs and then openly disagrees with what he has to say in his videos, why do people believe this guy when he intentionally spreads misinfo
>>538229441I would put it in the umalatorhttps://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>538229614Her face is pretty
>>538228996>>538229617
Are you ready for Gemini?
Stop fucking jobbing on the finals you stupid fucking piece of shit.
>>538230051Teio…
CM ruined this game.There needs to be a REAL league to avoid the whales not this bullshit B rank shit where you pray you didn't train your horse well enough to hit B+.
>>538230014Feels good to be in God’s favorite country of Canada
>>538230045MAAAAWWWWKWEEEEEEEEEN
>>538229612I hate Diamond.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>538230110bro, you know there's two tiers right
>>538228921>>538230014the threads been real slow last night as well
>>538229426She's already wrangling a few other tards, so what's one more?>>538229841Eh, she's a bit smarter than me, so I'm not sure if we could establish proper tard to tard communication.
>>538230149He just said that, retard
>>538230137Sign the contract Torena
>>538230051Somehow still improved my legacy pool though, saved from the glue factory for now
How do you counter the front meta where it's just going to be everyone using Seiun Sky's skill and whoever pulling it off winning?
>best run>amazing stats>no swing maestrogonna end it
>taishin hates crowds and singing/dancing >decides to enter tracen and race in the twinkle series, where you're stuck racing in a crowd of uma, being watched by a giant crowd of spectators, and if you win you have to sing and dance to a crowdwhat did taishin mean by this
>>538230110>avoid the whalesThat's called Group B. Whales cannot go into Group B unless they intentionally job and then bring out their strongest uma to shit on F2Ps, but then they lose out on more rewards and title.
>>538230110> This gacha game grown in a lab to extract money from people needs to have a mode that caters to poorfags? If you don't pay developers don't give a shit about what you want
>>538230262SHUT THE FUCK UP CAT FAG
>>538230330That's a weird looking Tickezo
>>538230207there's two tiers in both leagues bro, A and Bfor a general that's getting spammed by guides and calculators most of you really don't know how go read
>>538230279it's part of the job and she is a consummate professional
>>538230291Not good enough. I don't want to face them at all but I also don't want to enter a league with retarded arbitrary B rank requirements either. It pisses me off every time I see some horse with 1200/1200/1000 stats I want these people to fucking die.
>>538230279she wanted to overcome her fears and insecurities
I'm going to rape Taishin.
how in hell do you guys fail to get maestro? I`m jobbing my careers to get the absolute perfect B umas and haven`t failed to get maestro once so far
>>538230279Trainer dick
>>538230502that child is a puppet
>>538230362it will happen to you too
>>538230509Unlucky
Already have charmingAlready have corner and straightway recovery What do I choose, or should I shoo her away? Haven't done that before.
>>538229547They're not all better than her. Almost all of them are actually in the same boat, gambling on a perfect proc of their accels to leave everyone behind in the uphill. Some of them have particularly powerful uniques, but no one is stronger than RNG.You don't have to be stronger, or cleverer, or even faster (not the whole time, anyhow), you just need to cross the finish line before they do. And actually being in the race increases your chances a fair bit.
>>538230546Health chakra for energy.
>>538230396tickezo doesn't have her own vocals for it unfortunately
>>538230546Health for max energy and more energy
>>538230279>irrational teenager makes irrational decisionsReally makes you think.
>>538230535my puppet
>>538228921EU bros should be sleeping or just waking up and it is night time for the Americans
>>538230509Creek will refuse to finish her event at times.
>>538230587>>538230612Stabbing was successful
>>538230509It's happened twice for me which still pisses me off to think about because MLB cards should guarantee events. Prof Curv too.
>>538230703I'M NOT YOUR BRO!
>>538229547Is this an inherit tier list? Some of those A and S umas don't even have B or A in Mile.
dang
Who should I start breeding for when I roll Seiun Sky tomorrow?
trying out witcards for no reasonsr natie feels more consistent than ssr dober, especially the friendship gauge
>>538230752you should be running enough mile sparks on your parents and grandparents to make any C or D miler automatically an A anyway
>>538230509If you have more chain events in your deck they compete with each other for priority
someone has the pic where scarlet was talking about not giving more tailjobs till you get her to 5 stars?
At the end of the threadNobody will know that i refuse all Uma flirts because i'm gay for other trainers.
>>538230535it's a plushie from the claw gamesurely you've won the claw game for her right
>>538230791that's cuz both SR and SSR dober are ass
>>538230771Why is this boy acting all gay all of a sudden?
Taishin is my wife, I don’t have to rape her
>>538230771>these three are the childish love dorksadds up, explains the grandma clothing as well
>>538230509I've had runs where Creek, Kita, Spe, and Tazuna failed to reach their end (Tazuna by not having her first date ever proc, making her a literal brick)
is it taishin time?
>>538230771falco...
>>538230823Call me back when someone posts their S in Mile Taishin, she's the 2nd in that list so she must be really good.
What happens if I as a front runner trigger a front runner debuf skill? Does it affect all of front-runners with me included or not?
>use MLB Aoi>get my best golshi yetHuman pussy can never betray...
>>538230963All ENEMY front-runners.
>>538231009How do you use aoi? It just seems like a more reliable rest
>>538230902>Tazuna never procced first dateI wouldn’t believe you if I hadn’t gotten to June of Senior year before she did her first date event once
>do several runs in a row>each run does worse than the lastI don't have a single halfway fucking decent uma for this CM. Like, my team for the last one stank, but my options so far for this are even worse.
>>538226890Oguri, her belly full of carrots!
>>538230874>boy
>>538230840
>>538231065How'd you do on Taurus?
>>538230919it can be if you want
>>538231016Ok so it's a good skill for my Silence Suzuka right?
>>538231065who are you using
>>538231097thanks
Uma musume, ugly derby
>>538230870Dober's ass....
>>538231065Take the open league pill or spend all day trying to make a usable horse for graded. Your choice.
>>538231134
>>538231136I would say yes because she doesn't get along with another front-runners that can counter her like Mihono Bourbon
>super double circle affinity with high affinity parents>50 stats and a single hintfuck the FUCK OFF you SHITTY ASS SHIT GAME
>>538231183Why is this image even a thing, does her story or reference something akin to this in some way? This is such a weirdly specific reference or joke to make.
>>538231206open league umas are even hard to train until you understand what you have to do to avoid bricking the career
>>538230771>losing heroine>cuck queenWhat is Ryan
I don't see how some people really struggled so hard with this. The game literally shows you how to win the CM during the event. The cards that get giga bonuses have all the tools you need to win kyoto long. >_> am I in crazy town or what. All you had to do was literally play the game and use the "shitty cards"
>>538231065>gets tilted>keeps playing
>>538231129Last in the finals, but made it to A winners.>>538231139Doesn't matter, it's not working for any uma.>>538231206>take getting worse rewards than I'd get for scraping 3rd in losers finals even if I wonNo thanks.>>538231359Addiction is a hell of a drug.
join CunnyInc. , A+ rank circle, everyone who applies is accepted, just put /uma/ in your bio so we know youre from here
>try to share race with my club>invalid charactershow am i supposed to make a club race if i cant even type the race id
I still need to make an ace, i think i'm ngmi
>>538231136Yes, as long as you don't have other skills to purchase.>>538231091Proof?
explain to me why you're skipping this cutie
>>538231463I still need to farm another 10 Tenno Sho banners
We love to see it
>>538231481What the fuck was she expecting?
>>538231328japs are giga conformists, literally like 99% of them use iphones and linetaishin is antisocial/contrariantherefore taishin is the type that would have an android and use google play instead but get embarrassed if caught doing so
>>538231337It's actually easy even without the calculator 900/900 + maestro equals 8100. You just have to intentionally fail ura finale sometimes if some stats are going to go over the threshold.
>>538231495Only because I'm all out of carats after top cunI'm back into savings mode until Cafe
new thread before i piss myself
>>538231495I need to save my spark for support cards, not umas...
>>538231481>the other side of the daki wasnt a sexy succubus digitalartist, you had one job
>>538231520WE HATE TO SEE IT FUCK YOU
>>538231683>deep breaths
>>538231354Huh?
>>538215880this is one of the single greatest images i've ever seen
>>538231683I don't get itIsn't the result random?
>>538231045> It just seems like a more reliable restIt is, but you also get more comfort for high rolls and safety from mood swings. Also Wit without hitting Wit.
Number of runs lost early because I try to have McQueen gain the fans needed on Hopeful Stakes: 2
>>538231495i only have 18k and i can't justify spending any carats without a spark
SPE GIVE ME GOURMAND YOU WHORE
>>538231762you want high stamina to have a higher cbance of getting cooldown instead of deep breaths
>>538231762If you get the event with less than 600 stamina it gives you deep breaths.
>>538231481I like when Digitan is bully like this
>>538231518for who
bread>>538231901>>538231901>>538231901
>>538231683>>538231762this shit is so stupid exactly because of this>>538208772you will not hit the 400 stat break that early so your chance will only be 30%
>>538231402
>>538231762just keep believing... its easier not knowing
>need to farm 10 more Oka Sho sashes to potential 5 Daiwa Scarlet>She keeps jobbing on that one race specifically
>>538231870>>538231879>>538231927>>538231936Oh that's evil
>>538218025Might luckshit my way through winning again with my mcWIN ace
>>538231912
>>538231495Saving for Grass Wonder Fantasy and Eishin Flash
>>538231495not running front runners because I don't want to waste my life farming groundwork sparks
>>538231587>taishin is antisocial/contrarianFully aware of the rest, it's hard to miss the apple part, wasn't sure of her story/character tho. Thanks for the explanation!
>>538231605I had one run with Mcqueen where she won all stages of the URA as End closer (F). I`m now training taking a possible URA victory in mind
>>538231495umatuber told me to skip it
>>538231495>cutieThat's a boy
What parents do I need for cancer cm?
>>538231343wine aunt loser
>>538232749you're telling me boyumas can't be cute?
>>538231950I believe in you matianon. just 5 more careers. ganbare.
>>538231495she's ugly according to my dick
