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>no Seiun Sky OP on her dayone job bwo
How do i get groundwork
>>538272251Maaaaarvelooooous!
How many hours until GM?
>>538272417Like 3 days until it actually starts
Always bet on grey horses.
(_´༥`___)
>>538272365>Take Air Groove + Oguri/Goldship SSR>don't get itThere you go
>>538272365guts Air Groove is the best option, just pick an uma with good unique and easy career like El and Maru and hope you get it as a spark
>>538272364she arriving in 6hrs30 min. This thread gonna die before that
marvelous
>>538272469So that’s where all the fat goes to
Does /uma/ prefer Umas with long hair or short hair?
I need supports but I want Hishi Amazon and after that I have to save again for Doto and Tamamo Cross!
>>538272550My daughter wife deserves the entire day. Crazy to me nobody is acknowledging how dominant she will be as an ace for at least a few months. She's basically my first natural front runner and I can't be alone in that.
>>538272639I prefer my Uma clean-shaven, assuming you're talking about their armpits.
I dont even have a third nigga ready for this cmI'm just probably going to recycle the stinky natie i had in taurus
>>538272417>havent done one run with the intention of making an uma for cmfeels good being an enjoyer
>Quit old dead club on the 1st>Look around for a new club>Find an A rank /uma/ club with a bunch of empty spots and free entry>"Wow what luck!">Join>After a few days (now) it becomes apparent that 50-60% of the club are completely inactive>Club is barely in B+ and sinkingLet me guess, all the actually active members left right after reset because they weren't satisfied with merely A and what remains is basically a rotting carcassAnyway, how are your guys' new clubs doing this month so far?
>>538272571Is this IC?
You guys ready to have some fun the next few weeks? This could determine whether you win or lose CM3. I can't fucking wait.
Digitan LOVE
>>538272618Cute Spe
>>538272680>my first natural front runnerbwo?
>>538272543No point in a good unique. In order to get a good groundwork parent before the heat death of the universe you need to start at great grandparent farming.
Maybe marrying your trainee isn't so bad...
>>538272675I'm still undecided on Tama. I'd like to have her and her ultimate looks insane. I'd have to get some early uma's to have enough for her but it would be nice she's cute and smol
>>538272745I'm in a pretty stable B+ clubMaybe 5-6 freeloaders and 5 overacheivers but a good balance otherwise
>>538272571Aieeeeeee Teio-san I can't breath!
My favorite umas? Seiun Sky, Summer Maruzensky, and Christmas Oguri.
>>538272802I don't have her, only have two 3* (picked Oguri and got 4 random Rudolf haha..) and all my uma's are minimum stars. No grass wonder either.
>>538272745Hmm nyo. I left after seeing the schedule this month which confirmed global was trash and for cucks, so I went back to JP
>>538272571Why does Teio do it?
>Crazy to me nobody is acknowledging how dominant she will be as an ace for at least a few monthsbecause she isn't lol, hope you're happy with that 20% wit bonus bwo
>>538272869My favorite is goldship, but I'm starting to get tired of her...I think I'll have a new favorite next month.
>>538272869reddit, the post.
>>538272810you don't have a choice once your trainee rape you it over for your career as a trainer. The law heavily favor umas
>>538273024Woah woah woahYou guys SWAP favorites?!?!
>>538272639short hair is repulsive and manly
>>538272803parent looping is a psyop btw, doing it for every CM is only going to make you miserable
>>538272745>free entrybro you should've known
If I don't have Taiki Shuttle, Oguri or anyone else that has a B or better on Dirrt, who the hell do I put on there to fill out the team? Would a 2 star Nice Nature make sense on it?
I always disagree with seiun sky so the event chain ends. stupid bitch
>>538272745I went from top5 club carrier to an average guy of the clubwhich mean I'm right where I belong now
Is Seiun Sky the Huohuo of Uma Musume? Green, undervalued, and hopelessly meta?
My favorites are, meta pick, meta pick and finally meta pick, for her personality.
>>538272869I like sky's smug aura, she might be a favorite if her career is ok
>>538272831You should get her if you like her. I can because I have a lot of time to save after her release
>>538273138You could do it to make a really good universal parent for the style. All turf sparks, with all the white sparks you need for paces/fronts/ends and strong blues. Then just borrow for the other parent.
>>538272810>uma married her stalker and realized too late
>>538273241lmaoing
>>538272986Fat chance that she's waiting that long.
>>538272571 Cute and canon
>>538273058Dream journey is so small and well behaved. I'm sure I'm safe.
>>538273327She stalked him first so it's fine
For me it's Isekai Grass but carrats have been so limited I don't know whether I have reserves to try for her... even with the monthly pass I'm sitting at 8k rn after creek and blacked drained me.
>>538273114You're repulsive
Daily reset soon.Are you ready for your another 3 attempts for an ace? Surely it will work out this time.
>>538273595saving my borrows for Seiun obviously
>>538273429I'm pretty happy with skipping the creek banner. This CM is hard to train for but even at 0lb she seems to do her job well enough while giving the gold skill
>>538273429just hoooooard until the superior ken-sama Grass alt
Gib chill club
>>538273396Lol
>>538271487all the uma voiced by ikemen/neesan type seiyuu can get it.all the typical kawaii ones are for daughters only.
If they didn't want us to sexualize the horses, why did they make the horses so sexy?
seiun sky is a bitch-ass motherfucker
>>538273698>wow Oguri, you sure were hungry>Seconds?!
is it worth even trying to get a parent from my daily borrows? 20% for the spark to land on stamina, then it has to be 2* and it also has to inherit straightaway spurt with only 40%, you guys just gave up making a parent for it and just doing ace runs?
>>538273473Why is Teio like this?
>>538273595>wake up >speed run all 3 borrows>all of them miserably How exciting I cannot wait.
https://poal.me/4m4mrqhttps://poal.me/4m4mrqhttps://poal.me/4m4mrq
>>538272745Hopping clubs is gay as hell
i forgot to win those 3 races for the 150 carats in the spring celebration because I was too focused on the CM grind
>your family>your friends>you don’t need them >all you need is me, trainer-san
>>538273775Two 7* is all you need, bro. Not even, since 1 of them is 1* wit.
The also sold carrot cake at the race, but I didnt get any.
>>538273695Rice Shower? More like Dead Shower, am I right?.... You're suppose to laugh now
AAAAIIEEEEEE DANCHOU YOU CAN'T JUST SELECTIVELY ENFORCE THE RULES DO SOMETHING
>>538273656I like having the initial friendship there. she's just a universally good card to include in decks desu. If I need a stamina she's a great one-of
>>538273967>missed out on the cakeIt's over. r.i.p
>>538274006club name?
how do the sites like https://chronogenesis.net/ work? Does cygames make an API with player information?
>>538273942Kita gf...
>mcWIN run>263 spd>298 stm>HOPEless filter incoming> instinctively hold my hands in my ears and yell "AIIIIIEEEEE SAVE ME LONE WOLFFFF!!!!" >get firstgod damn that feels good>V not req
>>538273847I love Vodka
I think Kitasan Nigger is SHIT.
Check THIS out
>>538273396that like the most dangerous uma you could pick along with still in love
>>538274097fake narc hes too cowardly to name and shame
>>538273775Depends on how far out you are from the CM. If you're using your borrows to prep for the next two, consider how many tries it is probably going to take to get distance S + good stats and subtract that from the amount of borrows you have to get how many borrows you can blow on parents. If you're still trying to make a parent for Gemini, then I'm laffin.
>Game is about training your horses girls for the sake of their future>/uma/ just wants to impregnate them insteadIt's like I'm on /bag/
>>538274090You say that, but I had pulled beef with fries and colesaw instead.
this run was going absolute shit so i just decided to click a 54% full Speed stack, which succeeded. and thus, the run was instead merely average. i have been struggling so damn bad to prep for this CM that even this jorse with no S, no green skills, and no golds - but barely making raw stat requirements - is about as good as its gonna get.
>>538274179I hate vodka but I love vodka
>>538272869My favourites ones are the (you) ones
The horse girls all fit in far better as daughters than as wives.
>>538274251They can't race forever. You think Rudolf wants to sit in her chair despite being only 1-2 years older than everyone else?
>>538274306just hit that lucky 7 proc bro ez
>>538274182Duramenchad...
>>538274306Nice uma, don't be so hard on yourself.
>>538274207I just want to apply for the free spot...
>>538274117My son works at microsoft
Uh oh danchou is mad at us slacking again
>despite being only 1-2 years older than everyone else?
>>538274306>red shiftHow is it there are still people in this general unironically doing this? Do you fuckers think we're joking when we say it's worthless for Gemini?
>tfw thought distance S was 1.1x instead of 1.05xdamn long S sucks actually especially if you're not capping speed anyway
some umas are wifessome are daughterssome are dogssome are business associatessome are threats
>>538274461wow not even part of the club yet
My dancho was a kind soul who adopted me from the ruins of horsypuss. even if we're barely in the top thousand he has my eternal loyalty
>>538274506noooo danchou not the belt again
Marriage
>>538274251First we train and demolish the competition, then we get married and have a happy family.
>>538274197fuck you. check THIS out instead!
> Ace run taishin> Run mcqueen, vodka and creek for gold recovery> mcqueen cooldown event before debut> High roll stats with ura finale> Just need bofa and/or maestro.> Vodka and creek never show upPain. I am coping with cooldown and sleeping lion, but a single urara will 100% kill her.
>>538274251Yeah self-insert stories tend to attract low IQ coomers, you just have to get used to it
>>538274006I've seen at least five screenshots from this club, begging danchou to kick the slackers.
>>538274523i mainly borrowed for the long and stam sparks from that legacy. as you can see i didn't have much good skills to buy.
>>538274560It's 1.05x to top speed which comes out to ~1.10x Speed stat at 1200 Speed.
>>538274656I'd insert myself into Urara if you catch my drift.
>>538274506But were all grinding meat in grub, thoughever?
>>538274461I already sent you an invite
>>538274251All that I can ever think is the fact I'm ruining this poor sods life and she's gonna be flipping burgers when this falls through lmao.>haha oops I'm clicking guts again because button shiny>wtf what do you mean I lost nooooooooooo
>>538274581who are the dogs and daughters?
>>538274649No, YOU check THIS out. Fucking COOL, huh?!?!
>>538274523Works on my machine, bro. Maybe all you do is look at stats on paper and not do actual races.
is this serviceable?
>muh daughtersSilence faggots
>>538274506>>538274629Stop thisCUMA danchou is gone There are no more evil danchous here
>>538274797haru and rice are easy daughter exampleslot of dogs have sakura as their first name
>>538274706damn nevermind
>>538274891she even calls you a dad at some point
>>538274891This is a very daughterly way for a girl to think Anon. Every girl wants to marry her father at that age.
>>538274925It's a prerequisite to be evil if you want to become a danchode
>>538274767Umazing
The trainer is marrying his trainee whether you like it or not.
>>538274946
>>538275009>she even calls you a dadYeah, because it's hot
So to make a good Seiun parent I not only have to randomly manage to get Groundwork inherit or event but I'll also have to get it as a spark while also getting a 3* blue that's not guts, wit or speed, and not only that but it'll also have to include other green skill sparks, which I'll also have to be lucky enough to inherit?
Reminder that Mambo only qualified for Tracen because of nepotism.
>>538274946>I'm so proud of you
>>538274851nah, fuck you, check THIS official art!
OHAYOOOOOOO
>>538275047
>>538275031This, just like how every boy wants to fuck their mom at some point
>>538274306Max HP ~ stamina+track length ~ 4300White recovery = 1.5% HP ~ 60 staminaGold recovery = 5.5% HP ~ 230 staminaStamina needed ~ 1450Skill activation chance ~ 70%Even at the astronomically small chance of your shit horse proccing all 5 recovery skills, she is still fucking dead midtrack
>>538275031It's called wife daughter
you see, i married you in a past life
>>538275098Sounds about right... although probably keep any 2* blue's since we get to buff them up later. Fun part is that all this shit comes in the very end of the career. You could have the most goated run imaginable and get a shitty parent out of it
>>538275098That's what you need to make a busted Seiun. You're only realistically going to get a few of those in time for Cancer, so just set realistic expectations and you won't drive yourself insane.
>>538275098yesalthough you don't really need 3* blue, 2 is enoughgreens are always guaranteed inherit, so that helpsbut you also want other skills that trigger early-race (greens mostly, as well as early lead and focus) to trigger your groundworkthe more the better
>finish completing all 10 donations for the day within one minute of daily resetHoly shit, so this is the power of an active club
>>538275162WHERE'S BIWA
Umas are for wifing
>>538275205H-haha couldn't have been me, who would try to kiss his own mother at the age of 5 while taking a shower with her?
>>538275434I thought 3 blues were very important? that's the main thing I've been looking for for my horses
>>538274767AAAAAAAA IF YOU HAVE TIME TO INVITE YOU HAVE TIME TO KICK DEAD PEOPLE DANCHOU PLEASE
>>538275501IN HELL!
>>538275524Mihono Bourbon is for wifi
>>538275075Spe wife!
bluds be doing slave work for 1000 daily friend points that have no use after buying the Urara card
more like mihoyo bourbon (cringe)
>>538275578GOODFUCK HER AND HER 400 STATS FOR THE 4TH RACE
>>538275369Getting a marvelous baby with Marvelous sunday!
>>538274006Don't sweat it
How would Happy Meek feel if I dated Aoi?
What does horse milk taste like
It's a new day!
>>538275726based>>538275761CUTE!
hors sea man
>>538275560
>>538273869Saar they need the extra 500 carats to roll Saar.
>>538275838LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Is Rice Shower a decent wife?
>>538275761Making Vodka dress like a cute maid!
>>538275861giwtwm
>>538275861me irl
>clear up my dead followers>one of them has /uma/ in their comment
Should I be building Ogurin as a pace or late?
>>538275761This is very important
DIRT SHOES TIME
You did save for her skills unlocks, right?
>>538276029I can't read moonDid she die and then come back as a ghost?
>>538275761
>>538272745>quit dead friend club after being made officer>new /uma/ club>get shoes and they spam stickersNever been happier
>>538276067THIS GUY GETS IT!
NEW WITGOD VIDEO OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izBdDohkFns
>>538273180in the same boat as you, just use a borrowed dirt legacy and run mayano
>>538276097I wasted them accidentally.
>>538276171time for some KINO! kill all westoid grifter!
>>538276141That's a traditional Japanese wedding outfit
Super Creek is actually a creep.
>>538276081Come and get it!Urara's shoes, just used!
>>538275549They're good, but the odds of getting 3* in a relevant stat and 2+* in a relevant pink and 2*+ on a necessary white skill is going to be next to impossible, especially in the short term. When you're evaluating a parent for an ace in the upcoming CM, you should compare the value of 3* over 2* (i.e. ~20 in the relevant stat) with the value you're getting from other sparks. The bottom line comes down to how much of your own sanity (and potentially money since you'll have to end up using carats for TP) you're willing to tank to push for that extra margin.
Tama wife?
>>538276141>come back as a ghost?anon... please watch/read more japanese media
>>538276331Why do their brides dress up like snowmen?Fucking yuki onna looking ass
>>538276336
>>538276336>a creepShe's a pedophileThose are completely different things
>>538276408>can cookPretty good wife
>>538276141>After winning a certain race, Tamamo is being interviewed>For me, what does Trainer mean…?>This guy’s already family!>Trainer has gotten way too deep into my life. He already knows everything about me>Newspaper headline: Tamamo Cross, in love!?>Sorry, Trainer…>To calm this uproar down, there’s only one thing left you can do>Become my real family…too lazy to edit it
>>538276408Goo goo Tama
>>538276509Yeah you could score worse
im cooked for cm2
Do you guys know what day it is today?
>>538276029I can't read kanji yet. Weebs translate, I know they got married but I want to know exactly what she said
>>538276431Unfortunately, romance shows rarely get past the first kiss, so I have no clue what happens next.For all I know, japanese teenagers could go on to lay a clutch of eggs
>>538276676we discussed it last night
>>538276676ovulation day
>>538276676Who is this mysterious uma?
>17% fail chance
>>538276564Get away from Tama, you creep. Go shove more curry down Oguri's gullet, she can take.
>>538276728>>538276562
I really like this pic for some reason
>>538276748>>538276837>>538276886IT IS MARVELOUS SUNDAYWHICH MEANS TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE MARVELOUS SUNDAY SUNDAY DERBY (in a few hours)
she's doing it!she's getting on the podium!
>>538276449Super Creek's angry face during this scene was hot
>>538276562Thanks for the tl!
>>538276449I hope one day I'll get to have this kind of relationship with a horse
issa marvelous
>>538274867needs more debuffs
>>538277057I hope a horse kills everyone I know for me.
GAY
>>538277109Neicha's thigh...
Doing Topcuns career brings a smile to my face
>>538277158If you really love him you would refill your TP and run 3 extra careers per day
>>538277158Based Ticketbro spreading love and positivity
Where does this Tamamo Cross propaganda come from?
What's her problem?
>>538277406too big.
this is a good omen
>>538277158only the highest fan earner gets danchou's love back tho
>>538277158Danchou is going to get the whole derby from Tickezo
>>538277198Iukopi?
>>538277472gz
>Rudolph wins Saudi Arabia CupThis will either be a generational or the most cursed run ever, no inbetween.
>>538277406Bigger
>>538277378She's cute and a good wife material
>>538276331>every uma have wife fanart of themactually wholesome specially when they add kids
>>538277480Is it 'I copy' or 'Are you copy'? Isn't it supposed to be 'Do you copy' if it's the latter, I may have think too much for this dumb ESL japanese game
>>538276984I might not join your races but I just want you to know I think you’re cool Sunday Deeby Anon.>>538277439Please talk to Natie kingbro
Gold City sex
>>538276562thank you based nipspeaker
>>538277480AI KOPI
>>538277576Yup
>>538277378Me
>>538277676god I wanna stick my finger in there and touch her tongue and teeth so bad
>>538277378there are more than 100 umas in this game, we need to push some propaganda of some from time to time
Yeah, I'm something of a PVP expert.
>>538277746Even Happy Meek?
sex
finally some good fucking food
>>538277786It is "do you copy?" with the do omitted for catchiness, she says both "you copy?" and "I copy!" in turns
symboly's career is fucking kicking my ass
Cyniggers! Add them to the game!
I don't think Ogrui is for sex
I want to lick Topcuns armpits
>>538277786I agree you have think too much
>>538278314SEX WITH TRAD WIFE GYARU
I'm starting to feel things
I'm done...
*robs your virginity at gunpoint*
bitch doesn't know how to spell "prestigious" then pulls shit like this
>>538278547I need to her engrish as she orgasms
>>538278546I'm not even at 500k and actually am ngmi
>nobody used my card or uma todayit's over, game is dead
>>538278590YEESI'MCUMING
Literally what the fuck made up scenario is the game smoking in this case to say with a straight face I lost by distance because of stamina to someone with 300 less stamina
>>538278663LETS ENJOY
>>538278562don't call her that word!
>>538278702brocked
>>538278702rushed probably, and maybe you missed the maestro proc
>>538278562
how do you build a mcqueen for cm2?
>get the sparks I want>mcqueen agemasens again>stam rainbows disappearI'll just pray no one brings debuffers
>>538278645I'm actively getting new followers every day with just an average 9* stamina with fuck all for white sparks
>>538265208There was another attempt.
>>538278702Classic Kikuka Sho
someone post the webm of tama getting put in the goo goo baby factory
>>538278816You can't say that!
>>538278702those are some good skills for rudolf for some generated npc
>>538278841Do you simply just whore out your uma on that website? Is it that easy?
post something CUTE
>>538278452Yes, please
>>538278918nevermind i found it
>>538279008Yeah on the nip database. Chronogenesis automatically added my profile while I had to manually input it on the nip one.
>>538278547Who gave a horse a gun
Leave Goldshit to ME>but what about your debuffs for the other styleI do not care if some pacenigger wins, Goldshit must lose
>>538278850based TL man
>>538278702They proc bofa, you don't and get rushed
>>538278816fail rp. Mods, kill him
>>538279008I've been studying how some of these sites work and its possible they are pulling player data directly from a cygames APIBecause of that you can basically search the entire playerbase for sparks
>>538279146why does this exist
>>538279074
>>538278841>>538278645>Get new followers>Also remove followers that has already went over 10DDamn is this some kind of revolving door gacha
>>538279098You, good sir, have excellent taste!
This is my deck. On a good day, I get Golshi to 800/900. I broke 1000/1000 once (only blue sparks procced). On a bad day, my power is too low and I fail URA. It's over for me, either my luck really is that shit (I see an average of one triple rainbow a run) or I'm just that retarded.
>>538278034but we don't train her...
>>538279267i am going to have sex with this horse!
Doto ass inside, dont open.
>>538279074w-what did she tell her
>>538279245
SHE DIDNT EVEN GET LATE STARTWHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER
THE GIGA BROCK
>>538279312nigga there is literally no way for you to fail ura because your "power is too low". Your deck is better than mine by a good bit (except I have lb1 creek). 1100/900 is possible for me, you just need to maximize your high rolls by edging 50 stam to fish for more rainbows
>>538278314sex with the right one
>>538279427>>538279434You could say it "runs" in the family
>>538279312Have you mayhaps considered replacing the Special Week card with a power card or another stamina card
>>538279427>>538279434
>>538279434>>538279427
>>538279427>>538279434Congrats, you two match!
Why am I so attracted to girls like King and Natie?
>>538279434she even wants to be glued mpw
>>538279218>its possible they are pulling player data directly from a cygames APIdid you think some guy is manually updating every player on earth's fan count every day?
>>538279518>>538279312also, how's your affinity? You might have some dogshit single circle compatibility. If you have your own KSB (which I hope you do, since you have spe), you can go 5/1 spd/stam too, and just borrow a creek.
>>538279312I think parents matter way more. Having a 18* in stamina/speed + 8* URA finale is such a huge difference in run quality. A good parent is that additional 200+ stats you are missing.
>>538279510WHO THE FUCK THIS BITCH!?
the npc umas are taking over
>>538279434Many such cases
>>538279597you might like brunettes
>>538279510the tail getting spooked is so cute
>>538279750McQueen is NOT an npc
>>538279760>>538279434
I'm glad we all agreed that Bakushin isn't for sex
>>538278702People keep telling you to run front in career because you statmog everything and you keep ignoring them.
>>538279750Glad to know Mini Cactus is still a menace 4 years later
>>538279940yea, she's for rape
>anime Dia: elegant, friendly girl who wants to break her family's curse>fandom Dia: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEX SEX LETS HAVE SEEEEEEEEEEEEXWhat went wrong?
>>538279527Sex with the 3 of them
>>538280058>wanting to sex the goblinfucking PUKE
>>538279940Speak for yourself
>>538280014SEAniggers
I have 1LB Kitasan and 1LB Super Creek, is it better to borrow MLB Kitasan or Super Creek?I usually borrow Kitasan Black since most of the time I just want Maestro skill event
>>538280014She wouldn't be giving (You) these looks if she was all that pure
>>538274647you better have invested her career winnings well because you have to feed her and possibly many more oguris
>>538279205I'll be rolling for her later.
>>538278850Thanks, very cute Seiun wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_5ddaRuemY
>>538279667No its definitely automated. There is a way to pull data on clubs and cygames must be exposing things like fan count for each club member.
>>538280173Kitasan. Creek you just need to play around her having lower friendship gain by prioritizing her more. Her rainbows are almost as good as mlbI have lb1 kitasan and she's just so much worse numbers wise compared to creek. The only time I borrow creek is when I do 5/1. Sometimes I just borrow an entirely different SSR though, that's the luxury of having both
>Kikuka Sho>Classic Year>Dropps from 1st to 3rd after the last corner because of lack of guts (Stamina)I don't get Brian, or how to make Speed/Stam focused builds work.
>>538280129>not wanting to have sex with the goblinFucking gay
I think I will use Nice Nature as an ace with only ASE as a debuff
Spechan would have a miscarriage because she agemasens nutrients from the baby.
>>538280290i was being sarcastic anon, it is very obviously automated.that other uma-db website you have to add your ID and all that i think, this chrono site I can search my friend ID and find myself and i never added anythingit does seem to be a little laggy though because i changed my support card yesterday and it's still showing the old one
>>538279518>>538279691>fish for more rainbowsI keep fishing but they aren't biting.>You might have some dogshit single circle compatibility.Minimum 170 or so affinity, should be quite a bit more since I ran all the med/long G1s when making parents.>If you have your own KSB (which I hope you do, since you have spe)I sparked for Kita... obviously I wouldn't be running 0LB Creek and borrowing a card I could already use my own copy of.>>53827972015* Stam, 8* URA. I've seen URA proc once in the past 9 borrow runs.
>>538279175All spiel and no glock makes Taiki a dull horse.
>>538280183AIEEEEEEEEE STOP THIS! I DON'T LIKE IT!
guys i did the thing
>>538280372I support Goblins as much as I support elves.
>>538280016Isn't pick diversity also narrow for other styles as well if you want to be a metanigger? Or is front really less diverse than the rest?
>>538280183aiiiiiiiiie don't take me back to the sunflower field
>>538280483
>>538280354brian is super easy, what's not to getand for 4 speed/2stam borrow a 9 stam uma and use your own stam if you have one, thats like +200 stamina conservatively, you'll get more stam just naturally hitting rainbows when they pop up, rest of the time you focus speed and hit wit every now and then
>>538280215Tracen's food fond for fat fucks pays 95% of all food bills. I am goos
>>538280372>name her Mini the Lady>ear decoration is on the leftLegitimately what did they mean by that
>>538280016I will never EVER intentionally pull for Haguzensky, no matter how """meta""" she is.
>>538280248You're welcome. She is very cute.
>>538280556aren't goblins just ugly green elves
>>538280478damnyour luck is just brocked thencondolences
>>538280583
>>538279342I think she's the one that's going to have sex with you...
>>538280556So... your support them?
oguri cap as in peak
Fated to be together forever
>>538280549Baced anon
>her parents tag along if you get the hot spring ticket on herlmao JPdacchis is this real
>>538280945I don't get it.
pls gib link to resource calculator
I'm getting tired of Golshi. My new favorite uma will be El Condor Pasa starting next month but that might change again in October to bikini hag.
>>538279427Literally a skill issue, read the top of the image.
>another day of club members only trading shoes between their own multiple accountsLove it here
So I have a small question.What are the trigger conditions for Dress Air Grove's ult?Because I've yet to see it trigger from either pace or Late Surge spots.
>>538281064Red string of fate
gold ship more like gold SHIT
>almost no Rudy Lemono fanartI hate the japanese
post kitasan black's lewd tits
>>538281108dis?https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ezTaKNCe5_NCPW6vv21Y6B3T4-zz5C2OOHibjQhWhCU/edit?gid=607505096#gid=607505096
umas smell like wild animals, their hair and fur is rough and coarse and smells like shit. their tails are caked in dried shit 24/7
>>538280016>You must reroll for a FM and SC (especially FM), then you are good for an account>Actually that was a lie, you need KB and FM/SC are not needed.>Actually SC and Tazuna are both good, you must roll them.>Oh and Narita is meta for this CM, you should roll>and you need to save for Smaruzenzky and Christmas Oguri.>But Actually you need Seiun sky and she is basically mandatory as a parent.I'm so sick of this moving goalposts. I just aint pulling. Suck my dick metaniggers.
>>538280671My issue is making a honse that isn't blowing a bunch of random races, especially early ones.>rest of the time you focus speed and hit wit every now and thenLiterally what I'm doing, but I lose a bunch of races anyway.>Pre Maiden: Spam speed, do wit/rest, continue speed>Might or might not win>Continue this for a while but end up losing the next races, medium/mile or notObviously this is down to me, not purely RNG, I just have no damn clue what it is.
>>538275864>the only reason to be in a club is to gain resources>but you shouldn't change club to get more of those resources
Is there a simple chart that shows the running style required for each ult? They all have fancy names and very vague descriptions.>towards the frontlike how towards the front, frontrunner, pace chaser, above 5th place?!
>>538281581post your deck. either you're just unlucky or your deck is badmy brian still loses races every now and then, not a big deal.
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
>>538281553What are you pulling on?
>>538281676not reading allat but based
can i go back to chill careers and spark farming for fun
>>538281679Tosho sweep and any other small uma that comes out.
>>538281676I read all of that, based
>>538281717>can i go back to [...] for funif you're able to fully detach from being a metafag then yes
>>538281616https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/edit?gid=1499223104#gid=1499223104
what's a good daiwa deck for CM2?
>>538281581Early races are extremely dependant on speed. If your supports refuse to land on speed you can just get fucked sometimes on the year 1/2 races.
>>538281717That Taishin is probably not making it, Extra Tank is absolute dogshit.
+70 speed summer speed training with a 7% chance of failure
bros i forgot to do that mile race for the 150 carrats..i realized when the new missions popped up how can i reroll the servers
>>538280016original Mayano is ass and the wedding version is way better as late/endDaiwa is better as peace summer Maru is correct Suzuka is not good at allSeiun Sky herself is not good either, front runners are unviable in long until Kitasan comes outVBourbon already has all the tools needed to succeed in her potential unlocks Bakushin is also better as peace Kitasan is correct I swear the retards making those guides/tierlists have no idea about anything
If I want to run McQueen or Teio or other Pace Chasers for Long CMs, is Speed Star from Fine Motion basically required for them? If so, should I be doing 3 Speed 2 Stam + Fine Motion or 4 Speed + SC + FM for my deck?
Will there be Dirt CM?
>>538281672>not a big deal.It's just annoying as hell, and like it's telling me I'm doing shit terribly wrong. I'm fine with losing 1-2 races a career, not 3+.Pic related+creek is my recent attempt, otherwise I tend to go 4/2(creek)>>538281946Obv careers change from hons to hons, but some just annoy me more than others I feel, partly coming down to the whole pace/late vs front thing.
How do the paid banners work in the future? Is it just exactly the same as a normal banner but you have to buy 1500 carats for every 10-roll (and potentially roll on it 200 times to get the pity)?
>>538281884thanks
>>538282123where's your kitasan black bro...
>>538282085Aquarius
>>538282252any actual advice, or only YT grifter autism?
Is there any point buying early-race skills for non-Front Runners?
>>538282123do you have MLB top gun? her + borrow creek then 4 speed would probably be optimalor borrow a kitasan, not sure actually which is more beneficial between borrowing MLB creek or kitasan
>>538282464not much
>>538282346What
>>538282220you do 10-roll (guaranteed to get SSR/3-star)only paid carats workthe banner disappears after thatiirc
>>538282346if you don't have both creek or ksb then it's not gonna be pretty
>>538281553none of this actually happened except for kitasan
>>538282123Honestly, you can literally run every horse as a front runner for mile/medium races and get first consistently. I do it with goldship because late/end are so damn flaky and prone to getting brocked at low wit.
>>538282464Only groundwork and focus/concentration
>>538282123>No kitasan>No supercreekWhat did you waste all your carrats on?
>>538282635Pilot error.
OK I have another 10 hours how do I get a 1000/1200 Narita Taishin run with this super cool whale deck?Also I don't have any 3 spark horse
I've went to the hotsprings with golshi at least 3 times since Taurus ended. I think this bitch is refusing to give me a good run specifically to have sex with me
Well that deck was a disaster
>>538282735>whale deck
metanigs and the tranny document ruined all fun newfags could have had ngl
>>538282735>No 3* horses.You can't. Sorry buddy.
>>538282735that's the wrong seiun sky...
>>538282560So they realized that paid carats pull without a guaranteed 3-star was a joke
>>538282735I don't know how to promise your first-born to Satan, but you could try that.
>>538282515Sadly no. Suppose switching to Kita might be worth a shot, even if just to see what happens speed wise.>>538282663>and get first consistentlyCan you do? Does the position proficiency matter that little? Not like it would change my issue for long, but I suppose that's interesting.
>>538282684Why groundwork? Won't position keep just make you slow down immediately afterwards?
wanna have some rudolf soup?
>>538282805Competitive for open grade
>>538281717You're tempting fate by running 2 end closers. If you enter a room with mostly end closers you have a high chance of getting fucked.
>>538283006>B+no
>>538282123special week spd has very low priority with only 30% to land on speed, she's only a gourmand machine so it's your call if you want to keep her there but i'm sure it will hurt your gainsi don't think i've seen that narita spd card being good, the priority is 20%, only a few skills are good and eishin flash's card would be a good substitute if you've got hersweep tosho is finethat rice shower welfare stam card is not run anywhere but for debuffer builds, replace her with anythingmejiro stam is fine
>>538282851well it's not like there ever was a paid carats only banner without a guaranteed 3*/ssr in the first place, so there was nothing to realize
>>538282560Oh ok, thank you for the answer. So it seems that if you want summer Maruzensky, it would be better to skip her summer banner and get her on her paid banner a few weeks later (provided you're willing to buy 1500 carats instead of risking 30k free carats)?
>>538282926front runners don't pace down + the faster you accelerate the less stamina you waste overtaking those who rng started better
SHES GONNA FUCK IT UP
Do you need recovery skills at all for Cancer Cup?
>>538282123I would say drop the Narita one for another Stamina card and then Borrow a Kitsan from someone. Once you get built up with Legacies I tend to do 3 speed, 2 stam, one Wit builds with Wit being used for skills.
>>538281553Only xmass oguri and summer maruzensky, plus you can get one of them for a selector ticket if you miss it. Seiun is a good parent, Taishin is a good miler if you can train her properly. Simple as.Its not people moving the goalposts,its you gobbling hearsay from sloptubers.
>>538283190I was asking for non-FR, but point taken on stamina (although I imagine it would be very minor)
>>538283152It's a guaranteed 3-star you can still get fucked and get someone else
>>538279434what the fuck is happening
>>538283247no450stam and like 300guts is all you needanything past that is wasted stats
Bwos... I don't think I've seen a single quad rainbow since my first month of playing.
>>538283216yeah and by it, I mean me
>>538283216>frontyou deserve it if you do
>>538282914Pretty sure position ranks only affect wit. Front runners dont really need wit in career provided your other stats are good. You can still lose if you dont have the speed or get unlucky but with most builds you will have a fuck ton of speed and probably enough stamina to force a front runner.
>>538283152it's not guaranteed on the paid banner. it's called scamcha for a reason
>>538283357take the 5/1 pill
>>538283247If you can hit 1200/650/1200/300, no.
>>538283247601/301 hits the minimum stam threshold. You could take a skill if you think there's going to be a lot of stam debuffing, but I kind of doubt it.
>>538283426Not tricking me again, gaslighter-kun.
>>538283469haha, surely that'll be easy for somebody with a shit deck and shit parents, right?
>>538283070i've thought that before yeah, running two ends may up the chances of getting brocked, but on the other hand when i ask somewhere else they mention it's better in the case taishin or goldshi get blocked naturally, honestly i find it a tough call to wether replace taishin with a pace/front or just keep her and let the uma is rng/wit game meme magic become real
>>538283216Taishin's outfit is so fucking /fa/bulous, I regret not rolling more fore her
There's nothing less about Kitisan
>>538283326>>538283404Oh shit. So on the Half Anniversary paid banner (with Summer Maruzensky promotional art), you could pay and end up pulling some other 3* uma that's not Summer Maruzensky? That seems a little misleading...
Fuck you retard
>>538282831The fast schedule ruins enjoyment the most. I still remember how enjoyable it was reading Bakushin's story mode without the pressure of making the parents/ace of the next CM.
>>538283637First gacha?
>>538283601Use a high power or groundworks pacer to take the lead and a golshi.
>>538283402Not just wit but positioning wit. Skill triggers are unaffected. Not sure why you'd ever buy frontrunner skills just to clear URA, but at least your recoveries and ult will proc as usual even with style G.
>>538283247you can get by with 500 and a gold heal, so umas with an innate one like Daiwa are pretty good1200/500/900+/300/900+ is a good stat line for your ace, you may even see people gutsmaxxing
>>538283637Paid Banner = you use 1500 paid carats for a guaranteed 3* (its not guaranteed to be SMaru)
>>538283514Then either stick with higher stamina and hope you don't face many whales, or take a recovery and hope it activates. The main problem is that Swinging Maestro is a waste of a card, and Breath of Fresh Air will have abysmal proc rate.
>>538283796nta but is she still rate-up in the paid banner?
imagine the shits oguri takes after eating a big meal... does she even get embarrassed when she clogs the dorm toilets?
>>538276562Please don't look too close at the ditsThanks again for the tl
>>538283637it's like the paid banner currently on the shop. you are paying for the guaranteed ssr which is not worth it if you ask me
If I want to take the 3/3 plunge, which other stamina card should I borrow assuming I already have Creek and McQueen?
>>538283734Yes, actually.>>538283796Oh...I had a hard time finding this information online, so thanks for the answers, anons. I think I shall not be buying carats for the paid banners after all.
I was ambivalent about Air Groove until I rolled her wedding outfit on accidentWhat a tasteful uma
I got a lucky Biwa Hayahide with a ticket some weeks ago and holy fucking shit what the fuck is up with her, two mile races then straight to the triple crown? Not to mention her fucking fail rate is almost hair triggerly high like rice shower. I crash and burn by derby/kikuka sho and haven't been able to finish a single career with her. She is the only uma that refuses to fucking respond with me. Hell, fucking King Halo is easier to train than her at this point
was it justified?
>the little moan suzuka makes when she's low on energymuh dick
>>538284009you have topaid banners are the best value since you can get anything
>>538283997i've had most luck with MLB top gun (she and creek got me my only 1200speed/1200stam run), but you could always just use that comparison tool on gametora. i think mlb satono is pretty solid too
>>538283995It's good value if you're a literal fucking whale. Anyone who's not willing to drop $400 on the banner should just steer clear though unless you're also the kind of person who buys lotto tickets on the regular.
>>538283945based
>>538284009If you are going to spend money, the garunteed banners are time to do. You can also buy 3 dailly packs, what 3 months and have enough paid karats to pull the garunteed banner.
reminder that fully uncapped SR Aoi is meta for cancer cup, if you run 2 wit cards you're trolling
>>538283108 >>538283263To be honest I usually just go with whatever I have near max level, hoping things work out one way or another. I mostly gave out on checking each card for specific skills out of laziness, except when it's something specific like Nattie.Not to go full "make my deck for me", but feel free to tell me if I have any better alternative, compared to Special Retard or Toshi.>>538283402 >>538283759>position affect wit/positioningWait whaaat? That sounds weird as hell to me, and I'm not 100% sure why.
mayano cant even beat golship even with lucky seven, truly over
>>538283997>If I want to take the 3/3 plungewhat the hell else kind of set up would you do?
>>538284076Sky didn’t deserve it. It was obviously the Torena who said it near Urara
>>5382843454/2 is better than 3/3
>>538284245>I mostly gave out on checking each cardBwo...
>Would let you hit right away if you beggedKitasan BlackMaruzenskyTaiki ShuttleNice NatureMatikanetannhauserEl Condor Pasa (forma de umamusume A)Rice Shower (you think she's this but she's actually tier 3)>Insists on a date and a movie first but weak to pressureKing HaloMayano Top GunTokai TeioDaiwa ScarletNarita TaishinMejiro RyanMeisho Doto>Absolutely not without at least months of going steadySymboli RudolfTamamo CrossAir GrooveVodkaSilence SuzukaMejiro McQueen (she thinks she's this but actually she's in the first tier)Mihono Bourbon (you think she's this but actually she just rapes you out of the blue)>leads you on and always flirts but will only let you hit on HER termsCurren ChanSeiun Sky (but easily made tier 2 by a proactive toreina)T.M. Opera O (thinks she's this but is actually tier 1)Biwa Hayahide (It's all calculated. You will date her at a place of her choosing. Even if she's actually tier 5, it's all within her calculations)>easy to trick into sexHaru UraraSakura Bakushin OMachifukuTwin Turbo>rapes you out of nowhere one dayGold ShipSuper CreekGrass WonderAgnes TachyonNarita BrianSatono Diamond (she's gentle, don't worry)>umacelSmart Falcon>loves food too much to have sexOguri CapSpechud
>>538284345I thought most people were doing 4/2, and 3/3 is for praying for a high roll run
>>538284060She's always been a work horse for me. Rarely fails, rarely jobs. I like her growths. Shame her ult is kinda ass.
>>538284498How? There's no fucking way I'd hit max stam like that. I can't even fucking hit it with 3 stam cards.
Can Silence Suzuka stop moaning every time I enter the main career menu?
>best spechud career yet>golden inspiration with 200 stats>hit by slacker right after winning a steak from senior year raffle, not cured on the first infirmary visitLiterally cockblocked from getting 1200/1200
>>538283995>>538284152>>538284232Well, I guess I could use some of my otherwise-worthless STEAMBUX on it (thank you CS players for buying my old skins).
A bit of a question but is taking both Gourmand and Race planner a bad idea since they both activate mid race?
Your fav uma is now your mom. What will you do? No, you can't fuck your mom.
>>538284694i want to prone bone meek
>>538280016seiun sky front memes are just a scam that the guy that made the docs played when the game first came out. A proper pace would beat their cringe every time.
>>538284645get better cardsand then get lucky
>>538284245>I mostly gave out on checking each cardfaggot
>>538284686>750 stamno ones falling for that bwo
>>538284245During position keep, if your uma is not already in a non-normal pace style, they do a wit check every two seconds. For frontrunners, that's overtake and speed up, which is essential in PVP but literally doesn't matter in the slightest for career since your speed and power stats should (at least in theory) easily overpower any positional disadvantage you get from being retarded during position keep.
>>538284686>counterclockwise>map is clearly clockwise
Because yeah, sure, Guts is functionally only worth 60% as much, but I actually have Guts cards, LB3 Ines and plenty of MLB SRs, whereas with Stamina, the best I've got is LB0 Seiun Sky and LB1 Mayano.
>>538284693spechud... i love her!
>>538284245You don't need to check 'every' card but you at least want to know which ones have skills you want for your position or have beneficial events.I run the Gold City SSR for a number of girls as its a speed card that has a fair few events that give you decent energy or drop a fair amount of skill points on you.
>>538284750>No, you can't fuck your mom.Who's going to stop me?
Remember all your training!
>>538284686funny how everything in this guid is wrong
>>538284645Goldship has 20% additional stamina growth and you are probably running 18* stamina. A 2 rainbow stamina is basically equal to a 3 rainbow on speed.
>>538284245I'm glad i sparked SC banner, having all MLB SRs is comfy.
>CM2 hasn't even started.>Already gaslighting for CM3Y'all this pedantic over one 10 roll?
>>538284805>get better cardsActually fucking kill yourself.
>>538284585>rapes you out of nowhere one day>Grass Wonderkinda hard to believe
>best run ever>super cuck and kitacucked black cuck you out of your skills
>>538284686>iron willwhat the fuck
>>538283997Satono for stat stick. Cafe for skills. If you already have Mayano or Cafe MLB, I would consider running one of them and borrowing a speed SSR unless you're fixed for that too.
>>538285057gaslight early, gaslight often
>>538284686im ironwillpilled now
>>538285108Boy do I feel you.Its like the "You don't have enough power!" message when the game decided that today is the day every Uma is gonna run pace.
>Nose>NoseThere goes another borrow run.
>>538284686
>>538282060Please respond
How do I check if my ID is successfully registered on the uma whoring database?
>>538285090>he lacks the knowledge
>>538280016>automatic don't if you do not have 200 pullswith support cards I can kinda get this since you're ideally aiming for several copies, but honses?nah bro I will luckshit, I will highroll, and I will get my white-haired-lazy-but-not-really-genius how did this become a common archetype honse with just the pulls I get during her banner, same as always
>>538285341>If I sleep with Trainer-san its like sleeping with Spe AND Trainer-san at the same time!
>>538285057Given CYJews refuse to give out any gibs, one ten pull is like a month of resources.
>>538285037Ok sure Gold Ship but what about your other aces? Taishin especially.
>>538284686>oshivtumor gaslight operation
>>538285425>how did this become a common archetypeIt's not an "archetype". It's just how I am in real life.
>>538284686>750stam>2/2/2 deck>winter runner>stam skills>wrong race map>debuffers>maru and taiki parentsamazing guide please follow this throughthis guide has been approved by pic related
>>538280138have you seen the way she acts towards her in-game trainer?gacha comic artists are subhumans sure, but they're not far off with her, the game is already flanderizing her and (you)baiting with her on its own
Does Mini Cactus break R34?
>>538284245>Wait whaaat? That sounds weird as hell to me, and I'm not 100% sure why.I just go by feel at this point so I forget the specific details but 'Umamusume is wit game' is no joke. Wit affects many things such as your target speed at any section of the race. Which means very X amount of seconds, the game makes a wit check to determine target (max) speed for each phase of the race. This is why you often see very high stat umas falling behind early and mid race due to low wit, often ending up blocked or in a less than ideal position for final spurt. I believe it also affects some other things like Uma behavior in general, and most of the bizarre ways in which the game can screw you up are related to low wit. Don't member all the deets rn but it's in the reference doc. The thing with all that is that you can go front and statcheck even with the wit debuff cause it's harder to get blocked even it your uma fails every check. Front is the least RNG-dependent style whenever you can just steamroll the opposition with sheer stats like in career mode, though it tends to fall off late game in career unless you're giga overpowered, as skills become more common and more useful.
>>538285523When a girl does it, it's an archetype. When a boy does it, it's just being autistic without a special interest.
>>538280016why would I gamble for summer Maru I'm just going to pick her up in February lol.
I'm leaving for work bye.I hope none of you get Seiun Sky.Because I hate her.
>>538282060speed star is mediocre, 4 or 3 speed if your uma has bonus and 3 or 2 stamina is a good deck, you shouldn't worry about wit so much for this cup since everyone else is also running retarded umas
>>538285482Taishin has 10% speed, so yea 4/2 would be way to hard to 1200 the stamina.
>>538285523if you look like this post pics
>>538285729What's the set up then?
>>538285073you sound upset
>>538285651https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCI011_9CDo
>>538284532To be fair the game isn't exactly showing you all of the cards information in a efficient way, the skills being the only alright presented part.>>538284836Fascinating. Sure explains all the "always run maiden as front" comments. Thank you!>>538284986I get that, used to do it as well, but It felt like it didn't make a meaningful difference, at least for my career runs which seem like a stat problem, which I hoped random MLBs could fix.>>538285608>is no joke.That I understood pretty quickly with late/end runs, after I started focusing on wit more. It's weird as hell but also quite amusing to watch random replays of high wit uma, things going "it just worksTM" mode.
>>538285268AAAAAAAAAAA
>>538272251https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXpjSY7Ysg4
>>538285324search for it?also the chronogenesis site you don't even have to register, you're already on it
>>538282828>>538282843>>538282849>>538282873I got a run with godly RNG, and still this poopoopeepee creature was the result...
front is a psyops just run the position where your uma gets ult off-chink botter
>>5382858583spd 3stam
me vibing to the gacha menu bgm while staring at it in regret after i prematurely spurted my 50 rolls worth of saved carats againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZbOFCgDuQ4
>>538286023cute boy
>>538284686For the next version, include this as a parent deck
>>538285902One thing I had to learn is you just stick to G1 races and spend the rest training.i've kinda worked out a training pattern and, while I'm only getting B+ girls, I can get them consistently with some mediocre, non-mlb supports.
>>538286023why is she sad? theres nothing there.
The odds of having to spark an Uma are 22%, realistically it will never happen so gambling 200 tickets across 2 banners makes sense
The perfect wife doesn’t exi-
>>538286205>while I'm only getting B+ girlsThis is the average anon who gives you advice when you ask for questions on /uma/ btw.
>>538286085hearing this song just automatically raises my blood pressure now. incredible stuff
>>538285108That happened on my Teio and Taishin that has like 1100 1100 700
please god please just give me a groundwork spark please
Deeply sighing before clicking any race
>>538286253>he says in a game where you can consistently fail 8% like it was 99%
SEX WITH WHITE NARUBI
mass suicide event in 5 hours.
>>538286419>Farming groundwork on a front runner???
>>538274385That's because we're old and they're written as realistic teenagers.
>>538286576does it matter what uma the spark is on?retard
>>538286567agemasen <3
>>538286032>nemesis 1Real good RNG there, I can tell.
Avoid using a parent with the same horse in it, get uras, pray you get rainbows. This is the result. Long S/spurt is a bonus. This just raped a whale taishin with spurt. GL out there.
>>538286692If you think Urara and Rice are anything like modern teenagers, I want what you're huffing.
>>538286576it was more of just a CM3 ace test run than a strict parent run
>>538286553I'm not gonna roll, I'll just borrow a Seiun when I feel like making a front runner.
>>538274385Umamusume is dadcore storytelling of the highest order, but autists, gooners and people that never experienced unconditional familiar love will never understand.
>>538286723Tardbwo...
>>538286262
>>538286943>I'm fucking dumbyou don't say
>>538286553I got my rope, camera, lube, cat and will ready
>>538286752That's just Taishin being Taishin
your cm3 debuffer parent bwo
>>538285532kek
>>538286510Cant blame him for doing it
>>538287081WHATOGURI IS HIS KID? HOW DOES HE NOT REMEMBER
what if you could beat the shit out of spechan when she refuses to give you the gold heal
>>538287251I would never
>>538287251cygames hire this man
>>538286205>while I'm only getting B+ girlsSoooo the average? I've been stuck in B+ hell for weeks, till 2-3 weeks ago when I was finally able to get out of that, not just by "cheating with wit" either.
>9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup wtf, it's already time?
Fuck Special Week. All my homies HATE Special Week.
after this CM all the fakes and posers will melt away and only true goldshitters shall remain
I have about 28k, worth a 10 pull on Seiun Sky?
>>538287641all my homies hatefuck special week
>>538287627UGYAAA I'M STILL FARMING FOR SPARKS
>SR Manhattan cafe at 0LBi don't think i'm gonna make it...
>>538287434Most likely, it sounded like he was struggling to even get wins.If he's talking getting into the As, I've only got one A and its Goslhi
>>538287627??!I only just got Goldshi to Pontential 5...
>>538287721No.
>>538279434WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TODAY
All my friends love(and want to marry) special week
>>538285057i love big booty latinas
>>538286205>I'm only getting B+ girls>>538287434>I've been stuck in B+ hell for weeks>>538287850>I've only got one A
any future concert with this clothes gimmick?
>>538285057A 10x roll is like 15 bucks which is a monthly wage for a palm oil farmer in indonesiameanwhile shitposting on 4chan is free
Are the 2 human trainers never together in 1 training slot?
*grabs your weewee*
>>538287998Condor isn't latina.She's from Kentucky.
>finally survive a good Taishin Mile run>no Mile or Turf sparksshitsucks but i'm playing hard mode here
>hanshin tigers WONWE ARE SO BACKhttps://tsumanne.net/si/data/2025/09/07/10206661/
>>538288350Better question is why none of my speed whorses want to do speed training ever much less together.
>>538288365does this also apply to their pelvic floor muscles?
what are the exact selectors we get during the half-anni? Support or Uma or both?
>>538288260
>>538288442I thought it say Niggers on her shirt
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
three careers in a row where I didn't get more than 2 triple speed rainbows despite running 4 speed support cards including a 45 kita, 45 mlb, 40 tosho and 45 Eishin
>>538288126Not everyone is a pro gamer that reads up and remembers everything, leave us be.>>538287850Really, if you wanna force it then getting out of B+ isn't too easy thanks to "witGame" and such, but getting to that point proper can be a struggle at first.
>>538287627I'M STILL MAKING A PERFECT SPURT PARENT
>>538288442I don't really follow baseball but I will gladly listen to Mejiro McQueen explain to me what's happening and about the team she's supporting
Please, power or stamina at least
>>538288260Is this real lifeOr is this just fantasyCaught in a landslideNo escape from realityOpen your eyesLook up to the sky and seeI'm just a poor boyI need no sympathy'Cause I'm easy comeeasy golittle highlittle lowAny way the wind blowsDoesn't really matter to meto me
>>538288435>i just realized that Firm condition does fuck all since CM3 is WET conditionsFuck my ass hole back to training
>>538286553Look. Basically I'm just not gonna roll for seiun sky. I know.. UGH I know... It's just that... I'm not. it is all. Sorry! Hahahahaha
SPECIAL WIFE
https://x.com/MJK20160808/status/1964320393466130884
>>538288621What got me out of B hell was simply leveling up my support deck, I did luck into a good MLB card but the difference was massive when I spent the gold to level everything else.
>>538288621Yeah, thats where I'm at.I'm starting to get solid legacies so the girls are getting close to As on occasion.I'm probably going to work on getting a few more supports as well simply as I'm at Uncap 1 or 2 for most.
>click rainbow training with more than 5% chance of failing>the screen doesn't flash white
>>538274251Just like Blue Archive a number of girls (but not all) are interested in Trainer in a romantic way but>muh daughteru>DURR UR A COOMERfagshave their head so buried so far in the sand that they're content to live in denial.
Are the skills that activate at 200 meters remaining that useful? If I stack Prideful King, Cut & Drive, and Triumphant Pulse and assume my trainee satisfies all conditions to activate them, would that be enough to change a 3rd/2nd place to a 1st?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj7nHyzyyU0which uma
>>538288365this but curren chanand she is not letting go
>>538289074it depends on how behind you are
>>538289002Nah bwo, they're in a strictly professional teacher-student relationship.
>>538289124I do this and put my head under the sheets to get a whiff
This fucking game makes me so madConstant sleep deprived and mood downs throughout the run Then losing ura finale with 800/1200/500 statline. fucking stupid nigger game
>>538284585/umag/ how accurate is this list
>>538288442kinda funny how mcqueen being a baseball fan got from shitpost to canon, it's like if they relased a tanuki card
>>538288687I'd rather a 3 star speed with some skills than what the game gave me even though it is a 9* stam
>>538289236Welcome to roguelikes, where you keep doing run after run after run in the hopes of getting that optimal run result.
She’s so cute man
>>538289236Your power?
>3 speed cards>not a single 3 rainbow training>not even a fucking 2 rainbow trainingfuck it im getting the leash and hooking these horses to the fucking indoor cycling trainer
>>538287434>Soooo the average?Aren't most people hitting As at this point? My friends who play Uma, most people in CM, and everyone I see in CM rooms here are on average is rocking three A-Ranks (not witmaxxing)
>>538287081huuuuuuuuhhhh
>roguelikeWhere's the roguelike?
>>538289325>mcqueen being a baseball fan got from shitpost to canonqrd?
>>5382895535th anniversary will add a dungeon crawl scenario
>>538289325It was actually part of canon even with her original chara chart.
Thoughts?
when is the next stamina meta card coming?
>>538284076Deserved.
>>538288365sexbut alsoouch
>>538289074All of those skills only give velocity, so it depends on your acceleration.
>>538289207What did she mean by that?
haaaaaha
>>538289696Should probably go stamina.
>>538288960*schlop schlop schlop schlop*>>538288967>lvling my cards which give me more stats helpedI mean....>>538288972>Uncap 1 or 2 for most.Fucking oof. Good luck on your next rolls in that case, and good work on the legacies! Wish I could get out of my legacy hell, best I got is a singular 3* Speed, other 6* being Stam :^)>>538289124Goddamn son>The mini just trying to chillWhat a video
Do "increase velocity/acceleration mid race" skills mean literally anything when horses have capped speed mid-race?
>>538289578https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30172-mejiro-mcqueen
>>538289826Good call.
Gemini Cup: The essence.
gorushichan no paka tchiubu!
>>538289937that doesn't tell you anything about her being a baseball fan being memed into reality. one of her date events is you going to a baseball match with her. her slacker event is her preparing to go to a baseball match.
>lost maiden race 3rd placecome ooooooooooooon doo somethiiiiiiiiiiing
what if you fucked oguri and then her mom
>>538290191They will kill and then eat you.
>couldnt even win URA finale
>>538290191If you have an oyakadon situation and have to take responsibility, you’d have three generations of oguri to feedGood fucking luck
I don't care, THIS IS THE RUN
>>538290313witlet
>>538290313Your wit?
soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mppk9E4JeIs
> Check out some uma youtuber video youtube recommends me> Some retard with a 30 minute video on how you should train wit instead of resting because resting is bad> Shows his incredible technique> Ends up with some useless 800 wit umalmao
>>538290313Who's this?
>>538290446youtube just tried to recommend me that video, thanks for saving me the time
>>538290313
>>538290313LOOOOOOOOOOOL witlet
>>538290313Your uma can't even find the track with that wit bwo
>>538290423It really was a winning ticket
>>538289924It does increase the capped speed ceiling, but it's useless unless you're a fr*ntnigger.
>It seems like your trainee had trouble keeping up with the pack. You might want to work on her Speed
>>538289638>trainer's scritp: go full raw
4 hours and 24 minutes until I brick my account.
>>538290423Winning Tits
>>538290684same except i will brick my wallet because i will roll all my carats and not get her then i will get angry at the game and buy more rolls and not get her which will make me angrier and this cycle will repeat til i get her
is intense gaze worth taking on golshi?
>>538290348kitahara...
>>538290820Yep.Only 4 hours and 22 minutes remain.
>>538290423She stole Taishin's Taishins
>>538290421were so fucking BACK
i will fight cm2 without golshiim using my DIY end closerswish me luck bros
>>538290867you'll be lucky to activate it once during the entire event with 300 wit bro
>>538290953She was always a 2x4.
>>538290421All that hype only for a literally who bum to win that race. Plus Oguri places lower than Tamamo again, Lame as fuck
>>538290953I like tits but taishin looks better flat desu
Imagine the passionate love making between trainer and uma musume
i will drop ONE ticket. If she wants a good torena-san, she better show up.
T̴e̷i̴o̶.̷.̸.̶
hey guys only spend 50 pulls on seiun sky if you get her you get her
believe in daily 50 gem pull
>>538290613position keep ends halfway through the midrace, so midrace velocity skills are good on anyone so long as they don't then get eaten by pace down. This is why anchors aweigh works btw goldshit niggers.
>>538291152the yazuka are evil for blocking fanart of thatwe will never see teio's tiny tighthole getting filled again and again on an abandoned island with trainer...
>>538291229>hey guys only spend 50 pulls
What are good parents for Seiun please?
>>538290151As I mentioned earlier they added it in her to character since the start. It was because of Yutaka Take was a Hanshin Tigers fan.
>>538291437me and Aoi
>>538290313Late will find a way to get blocked
>finally get a 3* spurt sparkYES>it's on golshiFUCK
>>538289325>from shitpost to canon???
>>538291437Falco probably
>>538291148>that vagoo bone shadowThis boy kinda looks hot
47% of trainer fatalities happen on their wedding night
>>538291637Based umas waiting for marriage
Which umas would prefer to (pretend) being raped to being the rapist?
oh come on guys. All the fucking whales are going to be posting parents within an hour of her release. Just tell me what the good parents are I want at least half a chance of getting some borrows for once.
does oguri know what sex is
>>538291816Rudolf
>Charming from Acupuncturist in pre debut>This spark from classic yearHmmm I wonder what's going to happen for the rest of the run? Surely this luck will continue or atleast not dip into migraine blues x3?
>>538291816All of them, and it's not going to be "pretend"
>>538291920>>538291437This is my plan, not planning to buy any uniques. just for max affinity
I'll just use my daily paid pulls while Seiun Sky's banner is up. If I get her I get her. Otherwise I'm saving the rest for my wife
>>538291971>top athlete that wants others to reach their dreams but doesn’t want others to defeat her >fantasizes about being forcibly taken Wait I can see the vision
>>538291937she has a faint idea about eating your partner
>>538291637
>>538292124that's horrifying
>>538291920If you don't already have a groundwork setup for seiun to slot into, don't bother trying to make something anyone's going to be falling over themselves to borrow.Also, just use the gametora affinity calculator. Switch to JP if she's not on global yet.
SR Fuji has Summer Runner and 4 other hints.She would give me a hint for one of the other four, I would buy it to eliminate it, until I had bought everything else at Ura semis.Right before finals, she offers one final hint at 8% failure which I fully expected to fail, but succeeded. And she gives me fucking stats.I will hate her forever.
>>538292124NO OGURINOT THE TEETH
>>538292160what
Got a perfect line of stars.
>>538291920>All the fucking whales are going to be posting parents within an hour of her releaseYou can't buy sparksJust try being lucky
I like it when Scarlet goes "mooooouuuu~"
>>538292364You can just slot her into your ace deck since she gives mile corners and some skill points to boot
NATIE WHY
>>538289698the next big meta cards are power/friend cardsRice Power is going to put Super Creek in the ground
>>538289910Yeah, I'm basically still in the phase where I'm shooting for a 3* Spark on a statSo far I have one 2* and thats in Wit.I'm not counting the Guts 2*
>>538292507once a loser, always a loser
UMAZING
>>538291437Smart Falcon
>>538292536no... I started playing after Creek's rerun...
>>538292160Post the rest. I have no idea whats happening
Night Owl into infirmary into failed to cure is my signal to glue
Yet another ASS Goldshi run
>>538292485she's a cow after all
>>538292571Skill issue, with a MLBd Tazuna card you wouldn't have needed to tap that rest button
>>538292571Night owl is the worst of the negative effects by far.
>>538292553I do have 2* here and there, just never on anything useful. 2* Stam is great, but not when it's next to power, speed or whatever. You get the idea.
Rice will win with straightaway spurt!
>>538292571Nothing infuriates me more than the fact that Night owl can proc immediately after getting it
Is there any kind of third party tool that let's you filter and review your horses in a more informative way?I'm starting to feel like a need a spreadsheet just to keep track of my own parents which is no fun.The in game UI fucking sucks
>>538291578>>538292596I don't have Smart Falcon
And rounding the final corner first is Nishino Flower!
A freshly cleared spot is now open in /uma/pyoi.No quotas, simply be active and trade shoes every day. Also don't be one of those autists that cry about your umadacchis requesting dirt shoes, because that's dumb and cringe.
i dont mind night owl i just mind the mood down that come with it
>>538292609being her trainer must be really hard
>>538292596>>538291578>0.05this ult fucking sucks when inherited lmao, its worse than straightaway adept
>>538292863>Slop clubHmmmnyo thanks.
>>538292729I wanna spurt straightaway on Rice
>>538292841>Asians beating americas on being disgustingly cringe live on stage
>>538292957cope falconlet
>>538291816Gentle handjobs from Grand Cheval
>>538292841What the hell is the context of this clip? Pulmonary embolism finally kick in?
>>538292841Just get Regular Falcon and do some wits training then
>>538293017seethe more gaslight dancer
>>538292505Oh yeah, of course.Not necessarily what I want to use my swing slots on, though.But too bad about the blue spark.
>>538293012>no fun allowedhow big is that stick up your ass
>>538292135sex
>>538292729I want to spurt in Rice Shower's straightaway.
donkey
>>538293204>having a MENTAL FUCKING BREAKDOWN and looking like a psychopath as a result is having funHow does it feel to know that your generation (zoomer) are literally doomed to fail?
which uma is for mating presswhich uma is for prone bone?
>>538293242This is your only way of self defense btw.
>>538293356Nice Nature.Super Creek.
>>538293320OK boomer.
>>538293320he's putting on a show you fucking autist, actually just fucking kill yourself already
>>538292665that's all there is
>>538292841you can see his soul violently leaving his body>>538293060Asian man either got eliminated during top 10 or lost the finals in EVO
>>538292039>8 mood downs including 2 directly after the first inspiration>2 night owls, 1 slow metabolism and 1 migraine>1 mood down tactically occured just before the only 4 rainbow speed of the entire career>2 other mood downs occured on the turn before 3 rainbow speed trainingsStill baffles me sometimes to know that it's all RNG and there isn't a malicious jap giggling as he watches my amazing run get sledgehammered.
>>538293320https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiFFet_hWrYit's a meme ya dip
>>538291148she looks cuter in her swimsuit
>>538293320the guy is pretending to make the audience laugh
It's Teiover.
>>538293640Unless...
Three hours and fifty seven minutes until I brick my account.
don't do it
Three hours and fifty five minutes until EXPLOSIONS happen
>>538293785Why is she displaying 3 fingers like that? Doesn't she know that is not how Rudolph would do it?
>>538294026What's in 4 hours?
>>538293979Why is she so cute
10 rolls is all i need>she did not comethen it shall be
>>538293785God I wish I could pull Tokai Teio, I want her more than Seiun Sky because Teio manages to be even more soulful
>>538294047It's one finger for each crown.Or for each fracture.
>>538294086The URA finale live stream
This is my first time ever going on URA Long as Mayano, pretty sure she only race URA on Medium. What's going on?
If I don't get off-rate Taishin AND off-rate Maruzensky AND off-rate Taiki Shuttle AND off-rate Symboli Rudolf AND three copies of Seiun Sky so that I can 4-star her all in 10 pulls I will delete my account forever
>>538294267>September 2025>Still doesn't know URA Finals is based on what races you ran during career>Literally the entire premise of the URA races
>>538294207But didn't she get four fractures?
>>538293963Too late I am fapping to Teio
roll for who you like
>>538294267the finale is determined by whichever race type you ran the most during your careeryou will have run some optional longs
What are the key skills that a Front Runner parent/grandparent wants? Groundwork + 3 Greens?
>>538294437NO I ONLY ROLL FOR META BECAUSE I DON'T ENJOY THE GAME I JUST WANT BIGGER NUMBERS
So if I do get Seiun Sky, I hear alot of stuff about Groundwork.So, is the idea that I first farm a parent with a deck that tries to give her groundwork sparks (with a guest that does the same).Then I do Seiun Campaigns with my home grown Groundwork legacy and the guest one?
i want to rape teio so bad
>>538294086Her banner
>>538293554Is it just uma > human propaganda?
>>538294086Tokai Teio execution on live TV.
>>538294514You want groundwork, playtime's over, tail held high, and a bunch of greens in your lineage. Even better if you can get focus in there as well
So does the things you do in scenario affect your pink sparks at all? Like do you get a better chance of Long for doing long races?
>>538294370Broken heart counts as a fracture?
>refused weight measurement>only likes to laze around and drink sugarhmmmm
by me
>>538294437I like Suzuka and she will have the best parents!
>12k Power and 12k WIT with one Wit card and 2 Power cards.Is he retarded?
>>538294780>Never, ever touch her ears https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh83NnWg8cg
>>538294686no, it doesn't matter, the spark is randomBUTyou get pink sparks on anything with an A or more including distances/styles raised by sparks or inspiration, so be careful of that
>>538294437Based desuwa
>12k power
>>538294573If you're building Seiun as a parent that's enough yeah. But if you're building her as a racer you should use your borrow as a grandparent and farm your own parents because nobody out there has a really good 9* blue + groundwork parent, even if you use chronogenesis to search.
>>538295038Wife on the left and her foodie friend on the right.
>>538292665A human woman is flirting (in uma's perspective) by asking the trainer to help her open a bottle. The retarded tl makes it confusing but the last line just says she can't compete with human women in (displaying) weakness,brcause you know, uma strong
image limit warning
Do I NEED Seiun or can I just borrow her?
>4-star skyWait wait wait, I thought she was only good as a parent? I can see why you would maayyyybe want the tiny starting stat increase for someone like Xoguri, if that since later the limit-break stats seem to make that irrelevant, but why Seuin Sky?
>>538294780>""Oddball"" of the (Sunday Silence) racing family>Still in Love>Manhattan Café>Admire Vega>The entire Stay Gold family
>>538295415Anything for my wife.
>>538289790Kaichou...
>>538295414just follow some retard that will grind to make some decent seiun sky and borrow it for your front umas
>>538295403Time to get Mcwife bump the image limit
>>538295538Then go for 5 stars
next thread will be better
does no one translate pakatiubu anymore?
>>538295538>waifu reasonsOh well in that case based and I hope you get her to 5-stars anon, pull her 4 times in 20 you’ve got this.
>>538295440Probably talking about watanabe takao's agnes-named horses, but even there digital is more of an oddball than tachyon
>>538295693I don't want to spoil her.
>>538294686No. pink sparks are generated by the game looking at all of your Aptitudes at A or S, and choosing one randomly (this also counts proficiencies that are pushed to A/S via sparks which is how you can get Taiki and Marus with Medium sparks)This does make all rounder umas like Mayano really bad for specific pink farming. Ideally you want to be running an uma with only one A rank race style, one A rank surface, and one A rank (it'll be two minimum though) distance for farming.
Is the rating calculator spreadsheet being inaccurate for anyone else doing open league? I keep overshoot to B+ even though I followed everything
>>538295762The wait for turbo is too long
You don't need a Seiun Sky parent. Stop playing for front runners. Join the late surger gamblers.
3 1/2 hours until the casino opens aaahhhhhh
>>538296084late surger gambling doesnt even get fun until like the 5th scenario though to be fair gambling with the odds against you NOW does sound kinda fun though......wtf...
>still don't have a second ace>my nice nature is the one from taurus cupI already burned out. The faster cm schedule with only 3 borrows is retarded.
Oh man I didn't think it could get worse than only 3 supports total showing up to practice. Now only TWO showed up! Is it possible to go even lower than that?
People are already doing mile cm practice rooms and I saw some shit in there. 1200 speed power/wit with vodka or el condor pasa
Seiun Sky is a literal white elephant and you people will still roll for her
>>538296485>1200 speed power/wit with vodka or el condor pasathat sounds about right though?
>>538296485witgods long have we waited
>>538296485lots of MLB kita owners probably have a few great milers just from spark farming.
>>538296524I just think she's a silly girl and her smug grin is endearing
>>538296524She's not literally or figuratively a white elephant, do you even know what that term means?
>>538296084Always been a late surger fan, im running a late ace in gemini and did in taurus
>Rest>Mood down>Debuff>Mood down>Infirmary>Energy up>Infirmary>Energy up>Debuff gone
>>538296524im not cultured what does white elephant mean
>>538296524This gacha was rehearsed billions of years ago before the oceans rolled. I will get Seiun Sky, as fate has decreed
Gonna Seiun Cry if I have to spend money to get her.
Post your Seiun Sky funds>2753Yeah, I'm gonna make it
>registration in 3 hours
>>538296524she likes fishing, i like fishing, simple as
>>538296951i have 40k.
>>538296951i have 5000 and i have to roll for Fuji later
>>538296951>256Oh yeah, we’re gaming >>538296874Will you cry when she has the small chance to miss practice altogether until halfway through her career?
>>53829695110.5k and 12 ticketsIf I don't have to spend carats I think I'll cum in my pants
I wish we could dress the umas any way we wanted for G1 races, I want all my TT horses to run the 2 stars idol uniform.>>538296951You missed a 0 at the end there?
>>5382969518k carats, 24 tickets, 200k dollars in the bank
Don't worry bros I am gonna enter with my 3 days of prep umas so that you can get easy wins
We're trying to work on speed.
>>538296759Late surgers have nothing going for them right now, maybe when Spooky Shakur comes out, I'll be ready to accept them into my oshi tribe.
>>538296951~25K. I am going to wait until HishiAma comes out and try to get both of them. Or I steel my patience and wait for Fuji like I originally planned.
>>5382969514000Worried status: nonexistentI always win
>>538296824A white elephant is a possession that its owner cannot dispose of without extreme difficulty, and whose cost, particularly that of maintenance, is out of proportion to its usefulness. It is a possession that is an expensive, burdensome, and useless burden to its owner.
>>538297125yeah we need more costumes and when to have it worn
>>538296951>3887Yeah, I'll make it too
the second tower will be hit soon, many will quit
>>538297107>small chance to miss practiceWhat? Does she come with slacker built in like Creek does with practice poor or something?
>>538297125No>>538297107>>538297173>>538297262Based>>538297172>>538297138>>538297117>>538297067>>538297092Good luck bros
>>538297171They have soul
>>538297273not getting kita was already my 9/11
link me a pic for the new bread, i'll try to update it with the seiun and SSRs opif someone already promised a new bread i'll keep them for future breads
>>538297273Kinda evil to have medium and long be the first CM’s, since you need a certain amount of resources to actually win. Conversely, Mile is just a speed dump with a couple of acceleration skills.
>>53829695128k, my deck is horrendous so I'd rather roll for supports right now but there's no meta cards coming anytime soon
>>538297346It's a wierd thing because I've been saving so long I have no umas. Getting her on the first 10 pull will kinda suck. So will going to 200 and not getting many 3* spooks. Hopefully I can get some of them to 3* not having ultimates to pass down sucks.
>>538297273Other than the people who lucked into Taurus win and then lose here, people who were going to quit have already gotten their cry sessions over with
>>538297425https://files.catbox.moe/z3oyrx.png
>>538297601>>538297601>>538297601
>>538297425https://x.com/komoro_paint555/status/1963968606456496364>>538297318She comes with her own version of slacker. Have fun with it
>>538297425https://files.catbox.moe/ik28b8.jpg
>>538297273kita was the 9/11the gems spent must've been catastrophic, the venezuelan bots farming accounts striking soon after to ddos the servers
>>538294907Who is he? And what even is the strat here? Judging by the name, its a Bakushin made to block other umas? In that case that seems perfectly reasonable. High power + Wit to instantly accelerate and get to the front and then become a wall.Two power cards and one wit card does seem a bit low, especially if you're basically dumping your stam and speed like that, cause Wit and Power can both get you high enough as a secondary training stat if you commit to only hitting Wit and Power trainings but maybe the extra Wit energy makes it possible, who knows.
>>538297709>this narrative stillKita bots were around as soon as the banner started. Zero issues until they did a patch (almost assuredly to do with servers) on the sunday a week after the banner. Then everything was fucked until they did another patch a couple weeks later and then everything was fixed despite there still being a rapidly growing amount of bot accounts on every site