Previous: >>538272251>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)8/28 - 9/10: Story Event9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos9/9: Umasanpo permanent releaseEarly September: Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
THE GOAT
>top beats bottomokay
My uma's end stats became a lot better when I visualize training like this
I HAVE A NEEDTHE NEED FOR SEIUN SKY'S SHOES
>>538297751When you're sphened, you're sphened.
i like mihono "cyborg" bourbon
(_´༥`___)
>>538297751>your Trainee lacks Guts.
hey /uma/ I hope you have a marvelous sunday, and a very special week
>>538297751power
Seiun Sky this Seiun Sky that I’m pulling fuji kiseki and then quitting til cygames gives more freebies
>>538297827i have over 1k medium shoes saved up lol.
Good enough grandparent for Mile CM. Too bad I have no good white skills at all.
> Trying to improve my goldshi> Incredible run, S long> But no long skills or spurtMaestrolet goldshi remains my ace I guess after running 500 different calculations. Wish you could just race the same uma against yourself.At least I can put the other one on team trials to win 3600 tracks.
READY FOR ROUND TWO
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt>>538297889snifffffffffffff
Sex with Maruzensky.
But yeah Sky has a built in slacker mechanic until you make her serious
>>538297946speed
Just 7 more runs before I can start grinding for my aces
>>538297751Have you considered training more power?Getting more skills?Training guts?Working on your trainee's wit?
>>538298047Needs a Festa somewhere in there.
>>538297913say that again...
I'm saving for halloweenie Rice
>>538297601>reddit tachyon
TRUE ENDING
>>538298070Does she get compensation like Taishin's scripted debuff?
>>538298070I dealt with Super Creek's Practice Poor mechanic just fine so I think I'll be alright
>>538298189but manhattan's flat cafes...
When I go on a drinking date with her I'll get her real drunk and find out for you guys if she is an uma or not. Wish me luck.
>>538297913I chuckled irl
>>538298134have you considered dying, green bitch?
The dream is not just getting Seiun Sky, I also need Suzuka and Special Week and Taiki Shuttle and Curren and Smart Falcon for this to really be a big day. My gluttony knows no equal.
>>538298189I'm saving my cum to release into Haru Urara
Uma porn is illegal in this thread.The same thing with cropped Uma porn.Please refrain from posting Uma porn.
>>538298258Probably. Can’t read moonrunes
>>538298385Good luck, hope you get them all in a single 10-pull
>>538298430ok
>>538298349Who let a cat out on the racetrack!?
will Hishiama and Seiun Sky banners overlap on the 17th?
I will believe in my luck and roll Seiun Sky during Hishi Amazon's rate up.
>>538298405the horse or the anime girl
My favorite umas? Seiun Sky, Summer Maruzensky, and Christmas Oguri.
Digitan LOVE
>>538298430
>>538298634>mfw I just cucked another double crown
>Log in>exchange some shoes with the bros>Daily Race x3>Team Trial x1>collect rewards>Log out
>>538298508This, but fuji kiseki. I have 20k carats I’m not gonna make it but i will be close
>>538298246
>he rolled for Smart Falconbricked>he rolled for wedding Mayanodouble bricked>he's rolling for Seiun Skyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdJmXeod0RE
Oh nyooooo
>>538298512the anime girl
>>538298486
>>538298479thought those were carrots at first
Trainers have zero rights! Haha just kidding you have rights and should be treated with respect!
>>538298764Nobody wants to cum in the horse Urara...
Huh when I put Sweep back in me deck suddenly I get significantly more sleep deprived -> night owls that take 4 infirmary visits to recover. Perhaps she's causing all these problems.
>>538298719待って!
>>538298759I will save for cafe even if she's a brick herself
DO NOT PULL UNLESS YOU HAVE ENOUGH CARATS TO HIT PITYUNLESS THERE IS A GUARANTEED CHANCE TO GET SEIUN SKY YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE UPALSO PRESS REST THE SECOND THERE'S A 1% CHANCE TO FAIL IN ALL YOUR CAREERS
>>538298943:(
>>538298943You don't speak for me
>pulling for seiun sky>still have to wait for kitasan, twin turbo, copano rickey, mejiro palmer
>>538298928using condoms with uma is a sin according to the three goddesses
>>538297601>9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firmFuck me, I don't have anyone ready
I just found this while searching for Cancer cup guides on youtube:https://www.canva.com/design/DAGtOO4KsO4/Koz7xqxxQvpicG84ABIZXw/editAre these guides legit?
Fuji post-race paizuris
>>538298719You may not like it, but Haru Urara has peak running style
>>538299239Arm flailing optimized to prevent blockage.
>>538298928>Posts fantasyPost reality
>>538299119die cat fag
>>538299003mmmm uraraburuma
>>538299207>reading all that shitpass
friendly reminder:Golshi gameGolshi franchiseGolshi world
>>538299212Breast sweat
gemini cup should have been at least one week pushed back
>>538299432just zoom in to the guide.
Sex? I'm hungry and all you want is to fuck me? Sorry Trainer but I now must kill and feast on your corpse no hard feelings.
CMs should be accelerated more so that nobody can build a perfect uma
>>538299432reading only the lore section
>>538299207The only guides you need are the ones made by seriru, who is a certified Taurus Platinum.
>>538299207lots of text just to say "wait for witjap's video"
>>538299402Bullying isn't cool, toreina.
>>538299402
>>538299432>bloodlines>lore>irl winrateNow this is advanced gaslighting.
Kissing Tachyon.
First 9* staminaBad pinks, but 4* ura with good affinity seems promising
>>538299207>loves to mateSounds legit to me
>>538298250koubi with teio at the isloated island
>>538299596I got a bucket of chicken.Wanna do it?
fuku...
>>538298634>nuked from pixivAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>538299738>making taiki shuttle his lackeyummm wtf bwos
You think this is funny? You said we were going to get ice creme. This is the pool! Hishi Miracle hates you all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAQbSCB-oA
>>538299738>her alt later will have a tanuki inside herDoto?
>>538299616We should have a CM every day, actuallyYou just enter the best horse you have from your 3 daily borrows.
>>538300026posting mandatory sad shit
>>538300079holy shit stamina training is real
>>538299212Fuji pre-race paizuris
>>538300006Sir, that is against the community content guidelines.
>>538299568I'm pretty sure I've seen that YouTube channel before. Dude made a 40 minute vid on what should be a 5 minute topic, as you do these days. He started talking about lore for some reason and I clicked out. Dislike video, don't recommend channel. Motherfucker zoomed in for me and I still won't read that shit.
>>538299738>loves to mate>likes small animalsCompared to hors humans are small :3
will rolling for Fuji brick my account? I heard she’s bad.
>>538300194nyoooooo
>>538300273Cafe looks like that?
https://files.catbox.moe/yi4ze7.jpg
>>538300315>he is not in for the horse lore section (50% of the video duration btw)metaCHUD
>>538300315The guy likes irl horses and uses the platform to special interest out on his audience for a third of the video. I just skip that part, his advice is basically just regurgitating the doc though, so you're not missing much by skipping the whole thing.
>>538299207Just wait for broked JP guy video he can deliver all needed information in like 10 minutes max without unnecessary bloat.
S-sometimes it's cool to read the lore, you know...?
>>538300194Doto...
>>538300520>cock 2.5x the height of her head and half the width of itartists realize there is a point where it goes from hot to ridiculous right?
>>538300520you drew my gut too small and dick too big
>>538300315long videos watch time gives the most revenue, shorts as wellyou know what videos are truly useful when they are longer than shorts but not long enough to get tons of ads
did you know that the reason why oguri eats so much is because of her being traumatized by her mom refusing to breastfeed her as a baby? i thought that was interesting
>>538300204And it's funny.
>4 restricted training predebut>managed to get charming 1 turn after debut>lose 1 ~10% training>get 2 ura finales procs total>1000/800 before senior summer>get stuck with single rainbows after summer>stupid asshole decides to night owl right before tenno shoThis is as good as it's gonna get...
GODDAMMIT, IF ONLY SHE HAD S-RANK IN DISTANCE, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WORTH IT
>absolutely dogshit run>early apr senorita year>nah surely the game won't troll me right n->spurt + long + right handed
>>538300703dilf tag in all caps heh
>>538300810Source?
>>538300970every single time
how long till Seuin
>>538300703I like when cocks are too big to fit but not veiny and gross and if there is stomach deformation it's even better
I'm ready to never train goldship ever again after this CM
>>538300194this is not very umapyoi...
Why don't you do a randomized blind run?
*blocks your path*
when does the banner roll over? midnight UTC?
>>5383013676 eastern
>>538301361post build so i get depressed with my shitty cards
>>538301361Nah, I'd win
>>538300006https://files.catbox.moe/esm96x.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/9p083x.png
>>538301513It's a whale that joined my cm2 lobbyHe somehow still lost to my golshi
>>538297751sprint dif
>none of the horses im rolling for later on are frontshould I even bother for seiun
oru oru oru yo
>>538300194the other one with doto chasing after a train with taiki on it which disappears into the sky fucking broke me
>>538301668shouldn't be too bad if you get decent rate ups at some point.
>>538301668>not rolling for holidays oguri or summer maru
>>538301736that was fast
>>538301607i will never understand the appeal of ass stuff
>>538297751>top beats bottomhehehehe
I won't buy Seiun SkyI won't buy Hishi AmazonI won't buy El Condor Pasa and Grass WonderI won't buy Fuji KisekiI won't buy Gold cityI won't buy Special Week and MaruzenskyI won't buy Meisho DotoI won't buy Eishin FlashI won't buy MatikanefukukitaruI won't buy Hishi AkebonoI won't buy Agnes DigitalI won't buy Rice Shower and Super CreekI won't buy Kawakami PrincessI won't buy Manhattan CafeI won't buy Symboli RudolfI won't buy Tosen JordanI won't buy Mejiro DoberI won't buy Oguri Cap and Biwa HyahideI won't buy Fine MotionI will save funds for the misogynist microcock incel chud loli baba Tamamo Cross
>>538301736it didnt even last 30 seconds
I don't get what is so great about Seuin Sky.Her ult is just Red Shift except it's a LOT harder to activate. The only scenario where I could see Scheming being better is if it was a racecourse with more than one coroner in the late race.Why is Sky the one getting hyped as the big meta definer when we already have Maruzenski?
Just save bros its that easy
>>538301736post a catbox next time i missed it by seconds.
>>538301930Neither did I
>>538301963Because Maru is the one who is going to inherit that skill
>>538301963>just be first lmao>harder
>>538301963Because it activates in the perfect spot on all but 3 of the tracks in the game.
>>538301668Unless you like her and plan to use her as an ace, no
feels like I'm playing in JP again
>>538302058spe...
>>538301736>catbox link already posted>posts full pic You're a special kind of stupid, enjoy your vacation
I L<3VE MY WIFE NTR!CYJEWS ACCELERATE FASTERI WANT TO PULL MY WIFEI GOT 80K SAVED FOR HER
>>538301793i'm going to give my best in these first CMs because there will be a point where the meta in CM is dominated by recent horse banners like xmas oguri/smaru and i don't seek swiping or chasing the meta, will be rolling for my faves instead and try making them win
>>538302032it was >>538300520
>>538301963It isn't restricted to final corners only.
>>538299840Teio sex...
is it truehttps://x.com/oguricapuma1/status/1964409038893932902
>>538301963Bwo I don't even care about the meta, I'm rolling for Seiun because she's literally me
>>538302228Stop posting xitter links I'm never going to click them.
Scarlet gutsmaxxxer here. After putting her in team trials for a few days I can safely say it sucks. Regularly 5-8th place and on the lower end of scorers. It can consistently survive races but with no spurt at the end. If there were 10 mile marathon races it'd be great but as it stands she's as unusable as a wit maxer.
>>538298958Sleep Tosho
>>538301810
>>538302356Seiun' seiuns are NOT that big
>>538302289It's a shitty comparison video showing irl Haru Urara, the game version and edited manga version of her being evil playing garbage trap music
>>538301861
/ ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \ NEW 90% GASLIGHT RATE VIDEO IS OUTBE CAREFULhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzLShQMEAPk/ ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \
>>538298282Slacker is significantlly worse than practice poor tbf. It doesn't really matter because Seiun Sky is exclusively a parent anyway.
how do you say seiunpsy-in?i keep reading it as soo-in for some reason
This should not be legal800 speed btw
>>538302589dont care not clicking it or watching itstick your yt and xitter shit up your ass
>>538302654say-oon
>>538302316If an uma isn't spurting it isn't "surviving".If the game calculates enough or "close enough" juice to do a spurt then the uma will massively speed up and try to win, if it gasses out during this, the uma will start trotting at the end/near the end, but the uma still attempts it because maybe the other umas gas out earlier.If the uma never has enough stamina to spurt, then it'll just pace the entire race without even trying to win. Only extreme staminalets actually "die" and fall all the way back to 9th.
>>538302589No platinum title no watchAs simple as that
>>538302654How are you reading Sei as Soo?
>>538302712oon
>>538302589of course this shitter is telling people to run 3 front and make every uma a front runner
>>538302589shan't be rolling for her tbqh famiglia
>>538302654I say it like the japanese do (just search for any recording on youtube)
Poking Pokke
>>538302654Say un
I will be hosting the marvelous sunday sunday derby a bit earlier this marvelous sunday!Get your best runners ready, in 40 minutes I will be hosting 10 races today! No sprints today, everyone hates sprints, so we will be running FOUR mediums today because everyone is a free thinker!
>>538302654Super Saiyan Sky
>>538302589>he didn't mention 90% wr in the titleLMAO
>>538302875un
>>538302661Based Teio
>>538302589>these are f2p decksSo when do we get these "f2p" decks?
>>538302773dunno desu. i know that those letters dont make that sound but i keep reading it like that.
>>538302659They should have just revamped the very early rng cards to be like Kitasan and give 1/3 hints with the chance being dependent on the linked stat.As far as i'm aware they never make another Agemasen card like Spe or McDonald again right?
>>538302654se-i-un su-ka-i
>>538302654セイウンスカイ
>>538302589ah yes the f2p mlb deck
>>538303010Thank you Grass-sama the Daimyo of Japan
526897480186Need more friends...and a club to join. Have a Gentildonna in the mean time.
Holy fuck I just realized the 5 I want will come together one after another, I will have to whale hard for this, so I will start saving money now lmao
>>538302061I assume you mean Swimsuit Maru, in which case I guess that makes sense. Giving Swimsuit Maru, normal Maru's ult would still be better, but you'd have to take a huge hit to compatibility.>>538302070Yeah, being first is a lot harder than being 5th or better.>>538302201How many racecourses have more than 1 coroner after the start of the late race? Unless that's the case, then it can only activate on the final corner.>>538302074Like I said above, wouldn't Redshift activate at the exact same spot?
>>538302959In a couple years
>cucked out of tail held high and bonus stats/energy because green woman decided to not show up before the first new year even at fucking orange bond
>>538303214>Rolling for multiple alts
>>538302589SEIUN FIRSTTHE REST NOWHER
>>538303214you only need 5 rolls
>>538303110sent
>>538303248>I assume you mean Swimsuit MaruThe reason people would roll for Seiun is to make her a parent of Summer Maru and with that have the most meta horse until Holidays Oguri comes out. Nobody wants to make Seiun an Ace.
>>538302589EIGHT FRIGGIN LENGTHS LETSSS GOOOOOOO
PAKA TCHIUBU
>>538302589I got Taurus Platinum and this guy didn’t, what makes him more qualified to give advice?
>>538303398he's winning a random ass G1 bro I'm joining his membership to be an uma pro
>>538303365he is only rolling for two, not multiple
>Classic year>All rest have been Sleep deprivedWhy I torture myself with this shitty game
>>538303248>How many racecourses have more than 1 coroner after the start of the late race?The one Suzuka ran in 1998
Maybe I should give all my girls front runner debuffs
>>538302589>9% winrate grifter
>>538302959JP gives you full decks you can borrow and they are full of MLB SSRs.
>>538302589>misusing memethe meme format would mean seiun sky users would lose, you know>gojo said he'd win the fight>jobbed so hard, offscreen evenwhat's so hard to understand?
>>538303642
>>538301607>>538303642thanks
>>538303248At least for the next two CMs. The combination of late-race + corner almost always guarantees it'll always proc when you are accelerating and need it.Red shift on the other hand might not even proc late-race depending on the positioning of the final corner, as you can see from Tokyo 1600.
>>538303417God please let this be realIf I can get her in 5 rolls I will be happy
>>538303642KIRU-SAN TASUKETEEEE
>>538302589>play with your oshis bwos!!>team: seiun sky, maruzensky, christmas ogurikek cant make this shit up
>>538302589itsover
>>538303724>Uma musume are quick to recognize lewdness
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE I WANT OFF THIS FUCKING RIDE JUST FUCKING GIVE ME LONG S AND FUCKING COOLDOWN AND BOFA IN THE RUN WHERE I GET BOTH SPEED AND STAMINA PAST 1000 STOP WITH THE CONSTANT MOOD DOWN MIGRAINE SPAM STOP FUCKING FAILING 2% CHECKS STOP FUCKING>>538303642FUCK IT I'M JERKING OFF TO MCQUEEN
>>538303720bro no one read that piece of shit manga, they only followed the leaks on tiktok
>Seiun acceleration happens on the final cornerOk so it's bad on half the courses. But how is it better than red shift/shooting for victory?Winning 8 lengths was a common occurence in CM 1 if only one uma had acceleration.
>>538303926whys she crying
How much longer until Seiun comes out?
>>538302931it's down to 89% now...
>>538303838>me with Fuji, King Halo, and Kawakami Princess
>>538303858I'll upboat your comment bwo
>>538303985You can't proc red shift/shooting as a front runner. Seiun sky is just red shift for front.
>>538304001If she gets pregnant her career is over
Wtf why are they spoiling the story with the title of the episode???Did Toei Animations make this shit?
>>538303776I want this in Seiun and Suzuka flavors please.
>double rainbow right before summer with level 3 facilities>hmmm i should rest because they are still only level 3>absolutely fuckass summer
>>538304092but bwo, maru is literally a front runner how can she not proc her own unique
>>538304193McQueen, this is my last splurt!
>>538303642>>538303926>>538304193
>>538303838these ARE my favorites. trust me bro
>>538304156>The Miko Never Returns
>/uma/ tells me there's no point running debuffers in Gemini>test my umas in rooms>everyone is running 1 or 2 debuffers>my min stat req umas get stalked and killed by themThanks for lying to me /vg/
>>538302661>>538302754>>538302805>>538302815>>538303523>>538303657>>538303720>>538303858he got da figurine tho
Maru is better as pace btw, her last potential skill is really powerful
>>538303985Her ult happens on any corner in late race which will almost always give value. Maru ult only happens on final corner or beyond, meaning it can give no value if the entire late race is in a straightaway or if the final corner is really deep into the late race like on Kyoto 3200
>>538303642>>538303926>>538304193stop doxxing me dude
>>538303985Reading comprehension nigga, the point is that it will always activate on the first corner of the final spurt as opposed to the final corner of the track. If the final corner of the track starts before you start to spurt you will proc red shift/shooting but waste the buff like on Tokyo 1600If the final corner of the track is too long after you start spurting like on Kyoto 3200 you will also waste the buff because you are already at max speed.
>>538304092You can proc red shift as a front runner retardbro.Shooting for victory I mentioned because it's another strong acceleration that activates on the final corner even if it's really only used for late/end closers
>>538304071thanks bwo
>>538304092I am glad I have my own Maruzensky to know better
TIME TO FUCKING LOCK IN
I've never doubted green woman
>>538304323Isn't summer Maru just better Maru?
>>538303613Something something 99% of gamblers
>>538304305a lot of those are probably people recycling their debuffers from taurus because they couldn't build enough aces for gemini. debuffers are easy to make, aces aren't
>jobs debut race>gets thisI'm keeping it for lulz
I want to breed with this kraut.
Deep Breaths max hint
>>538304092>is_finalcorner==1>&order<=5>&order_rate<=50 (CM <= 5 | LoH <= 6)Bro?
>>538302126spechan is not for lewding!
i dont listen to anyone who presses wit over power in debut
>>538304305>all my Goldships except the one who actually gets S long and good stats manage to get hints for trick (rear) and stamina eaterDamn, I really wanted those two skills.
>>538302959These are MANT decks so 1st anni. If the only cards you focused on were kita and fine those will carry for 2 years and the rest of these are welfare cards/SRs. For speed fuku just get lucky on the new years free rolls lol
>>538304556Yeah, I'm thinking of just building a debuffer just because I can't be bothered to try and build a third ace when I'm still trying to build my second
>>538304464remember
>>538302589YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS DO NOT INVEST IN SUMMER MARUZENSKY SINCE HER SSR CARD IS META WHEN IT'S RELEASED A YEAR FROM NOW
>>538304505not entirely, she's better ONLY as a front runner thanks to her innate heal, and a few months later VBourbon comes out and cucks her out of the meta
My oshis? Seiun sky, summer maruzensky, and christmas Oguri.
Why are retards like allowed to have internet? >>538304092
>>538304619Sorry, that kraut only breeds with the cow
>>538304464This is bonding at a whole different level.
>>538303787Oh, I see. I didn't consider courses where the final coroner would start before the late race. Tokyo 1600 will be a Sky dominated race for sure then.>>538303326>green woman decided to not show up before the first new year even at fucking orange bondWait that can happen? Shit. This god damn RNG game.
>>538304663bro please the energy... also wit raises speed...
Woke up in pain knowing my umawife isn't here yet.
Me and my bro at the beach with her tanlines
>>538304663I press speed, stam and wit if they have 2 umas (in that priority), power if it has 2.5 (2 + director) and guts only at 3 or more.If none of these requirements are met and i'm not at good mood I'll recreation
>>538304873hishiama bro...
>>538304663>he presses power trainingbricked
>>538304313>I WAS WRONGya no shit yo uwere grifter mc grift griftnow end yourself
Now that CM2 is almost here, start farming for CM3
>hydrate and deep breaths and not even out of junior yearFucking shitty as fuck game. Making me waste my fucking time with a bricked run. Fuck off.
>>538304753you have been posting this for the umpteenth time now you are not funny
>>538304893i love tranny chan
>>538304156How unfortunate.
>>538304898Based and same.Gotta get those spd and stam levels early.
>>538304737You're welcome to try your best in CM and enjoy that aspect of the game, but I shan't. I want to play the game and while I'm not going to be winning any CMs, atleast I get to enjoy variety in the careers and horses instead of this.
Who is your biggest uma slut?
>>538304619sir, thats a nazi, not a polak>>538304893MY BRO!
>>538305075There is no fucking way investing in 700 wit is worth it.
>>538304749(me)forgot to mention, original Maru is still meta for mile and dirt in JP as a pace chaser, while her summer version is nowhere to be seen
>>538304898its a misplay to press speed pre rainbow
>>538304619She's mine. >>538304732>Even has a copyright markKek!
>>538305253for shorter distances, you need high wit for better positioning
Josh, last three borrows for CM2! Ikuyoooooo!
Everyone said the Cancer Cup would be more work than Gemini, but I don't see how. Preparing for Taurus was easy but trying to prepare for Gemini has just been a disaster every day.
>>538305075>Recommending Firm Conditions
>>538305241My bro still has a great growing chest!
>>538305253It's definitely worth it. Running wit cards for short distances is the meta
>>538304305> Higher stamina requirements than Medium distance> Why would anyone use a debuffer?Some people are just really dumb, they think not being able to have 2 gold debuffs is a deal breaker.
2 hours left.
>>538305253the shorter the track gets, the higher power and wit requirements are, and once the guts change is implemented you'll see people running 300 stamina max
>>538305314Explain
>Janny deleted the second and third image of mcqueen getting fucked, but left the first one up???
>Horse girls academy>Let donkey with a knife to walk around
>>538305380You also use wit to decide your midrace velocity, so high wit might mean the difference being overtaken or doing the overtaking.
>>538305075>Denounces gaslight>Recommends Firm Conditions on a Good trackOguri Cap will rape Seiun Sky, I don't need to roll for her when I have the GOAT
>>538305253Uma is a wit game.
>>538305241We all know why they've been getting bigger.
>>538305403CM2 doesn't even start for a few days, anon-kun
>>538305613Donkey makes for a better uma. Just look at all those big ear umas.
>>538305554i thought it was 30 minutes?
>>538305403My name is not Josh.
Are blue recoveries that trigger early race just bad in general?
>>538305606Spamming is against the rules.
>>538305746Banners/events always start at 6PM EST
>>538305314>facility level doesn't matter actuallylmao try your psy-op somewhere else.
>>538305075> 750 stamina / x* guts for a track that has hidden 5% speed bonuses for multiples of 300 sta/guts> 700 witLmao
>>538305605youll end up with a powerlet horse and overcompensate low stam by pressing stam more. if you dumped wit to 300 you could press pow 10 times on avg.
>>538305721Those are some big ears alright. Yep, big ears.
>>538305434long CM/LOH never stop being miserable to prepare for, on the other hand cancer cup will be way more RNG dependent due to everyone going with high wit
>>538299738the tanuki is because a wild one hung out in his stable for a winter
>>538305075I can't wait for people to actually follow this and end up with bricked aces.
>night owl before debut race during ace training>end career
>>538305928Realistically uma legs, calves, thighs and glutes would be so powerful this ass would be nothing special in the uma world.
>>538305828Yeah, which is why cooldown is a gaslight
>>538305167
>>538305075So this is the true gaslight....
AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE ITS BREEDING SEASON SHES GONNA BREAK MY HIPS
>>538305854bro............not like this......
>>538305828yes, El Condor Pasa has one and it's a waste of materials
anyone else soft drop the game but still like the umas?
>>538305993Yeah I'm just gonna take my participation prizes for this one. Maybe if I group B I can get something out of the final.
>>538304834She can join us if she wants.>>538305371No she's mine.
>dating tazuna predebutthis is the run...
Breeding the donkeys
>>538302962what's your native language?
Do you think the French eat them? The umas?
shes proposing to me bros...
>>538305996>if you show up at doto's house in winter she'll just let you stay there
Man, parent farming with Creek is such a miserable experienceAt least with other umas like Scarlet or the latinx I can just turn my brain off and breeze through their career. Creek on the other handDoesn't have any velo/accel skills so I have to 100% rely on hint RNG for something goodNo speed growth so can't even do a frontarded strat with her Forced to do pace so get blocked in 80% of optional racesRecovery special which is useless since she'll have far more stamina than needed anywayI'm two career runs in and I'm hating every single second of it
>>538306001pretty dapper
>>538306220she belongs to germans/austrians/swiss folk
>>538305828Generally yes. Early whites have less chance of "being wasted" than early golds though, simply because the time required them for them to not do a half assed heal is less.
I wanna race in the CM right NOW!!!
>>538306020>this ass would be nothing special in the uma world.Correct, however I am not an uma, so that doesn't apply to me.
Matikanefukukitaru, yoroshiku.
>>538306001
>>538306710
What are they talking about?
>>538305924No you couldn't retard. Power costs energy while wit is a "free" turn. There is no equivalent between power and wit in terms of training because one costs energy and one gives energy.Power IS in the same spot as wit though, in that you press it in summer, 3 umas on power even once or twice is a really strong boost to the stat because of the max facility level in the same way 2 umas on wit while you're essentially mulliganing the turn to hope for a 2+ rainbow on stam or speed is a good call.All of that aside, power is also a really flakey stat in general because so many of it's boosts are linked to specific trainee events.
>>538306001Imagine she getting rape by the fish
>>538306794sea bream
>>538306807wit is not a free turn it eats up a rest turn moron i always end up 300 300 300 on hopeful and never lose unlike your witarded way of playing and pressing only rainbows and ending up capping speed too early with sub 600 pow
>>538297601Anons, is the free event uma worth it? I'm on a tight schedule
>>538306959b-but you get 5 energy and avoid the 2% chance of getting night owl!
>>538307078Its a budget fine motion
>meeting expectations triggers junior year>get cooldown anywayoh ok then
>Trying to make a better Ace>Can't even get 1000/1000 spd/stam consistently.
>noo trainer I drank coffee>mood down>...>noo trainer I drank coffee again>mood downCan you just stop drinking whatever you find on the table
why do they have dragon eyes
>>538307078>free event umaYou mean the dober card? It is pretty bad.
>>538307150That's what they said about Nice Nature.
>>538306181>>538306459
>>538307182My 1000 speed 1000 stam horses lose in all the CM rooms anyway so what does it matter
why are horses so sexo
>>538307193Nothing personnel kid
>>538306220Don't fall for her tricks.
>>538305828The only exception is summer Maru I think. Her ult trigger after activating a recovery so she can trigger it asap if she got an early heal but it's still a niche case and probably suboptimal.
>>538302589I like how he coped about his team having Maru and justified it with "you need two front runners" and completely ignored the fact that he also had xmas oguri who isn't front. Real gaslighting hours.
>>538306524You definitely do have to play her differently compared to ezmode dasca and el. But she does have some strengths - her combination of recovery ult and pot5 maestro means you can consistently win tenno spring and kikuka sho for the triple crowns, without having to gamble on the super creek card giving it to you. It also means you can afford to force speed and leave stam at ~400 for classic year for example.
>>538307217The budget market is big.
>>538306524> the latinxbro please just say “latina”. Hispanics themselves don’t even like that “x” shit, nobody likes it.But yeah sorry about your creek runs
>>538307209yeah, the free dober
>>538307209Y’all told me it was worth MLB yesterday. I guess it’s a cope option fir the run a bunch of races scenario
>>538306959wit is a free turn in that it does not lose you the opportunity to train the next turn, unlike every other type of training.You're at 60 energy. You hit power. Now next turn even if you get a bunch of umas on speed or stam you're at risk of failing training. If you hit wit you now get to do that training risk free.>with sub 600 powOnly a problem for people without Kita or King Halo, especially not a problem for people with both.I've literally never finished a run with sub 600 power once I started running 4/2. Even sub 750 is pretty unusual and only when the power events don't come up.
HARIKITE IKOU
>>538306220reverse paizuri while she rims my asshole and you watch
>>538307330t. Latinxo
>>538307330>Hispanics themselves don’t even like that “x” shitAll the more reason to use it 2bdesu.
you press power because if you pressed wit early youre wasting wit presses on turn skips late game to fish for actual rainbows. learn to actually play its simple maths. power lets you utilize training effectiveness. think in terms of the range of stats you can get across the entire run. also that +100 stam + 100 pow gained from the start when gaining friendship bonus matters.
>>538306329englishit's just me being dumb.
>>538307280mixing anime girls with animals is always sexo
when do we get a career mode without the stupid fucking reporter woman
>>538307078Dober is pretty good, obviously it doesn't compare to a fully uncapped SR but anyone telling you it's bad is retarded
>>538307330I'm hispanicI give him the hard X pass
>>538307330>nobody likes it.that's the joke, latinx faggitor
Oguri, Spe and Creek rip the most ass by a mile. Do with that information what you will.
I still don't have Ace for CM2
>>538307330Pipe down latinx bro, it is just words they can't hurt you
>>538307295It's too late anon, I'm already getting on the plane to Germany.
>>538307616Rip ass ON a mile, you mean, right? Like they're moving very fast on mile courses. Right? Right?
the day this midget becomes playable I will rape her like no tomorrow
I take any sub-10% failure rate training and if it fails I quite the run.
>Seiun Sky release
>no motivation to compete any more after winning taurus plat>willing to settle for good enough, less-than-perfect horses to prioritise other objectives like the next cupso this is what comfy feels like...
>>538307197Power... or so I would say if Gentildonna wasn't the true powerhouse. I assume some sort of dragon blood?
I'm not a whore but I very much would like a secure future with Satono Diamon>why not mejiroI do not want to be passed around like a toy until my balls break
>>538307738
Donkeys have accomplished more in human history than horses ever have. The silk road? Entirely facilitated by donkeys. The pyramids? Supplies transported by donkeys. What did Jesus ride into Jerusalem? A donkey.
latinx assemble
>>538307268There's no time bros, I didn't buy any and now she locked the door I'm gonna
>>538304627this artist is good
>>538307905Satono is for Kitasan.
Stupid ass fuck retard tachyon jobs in ura finals, not that it matter anyway the run was already bricked. Fucking idiot, Glue.
Alright I'm dedicating my gemini runs solely to griefing gold ship fags
All I ever feel when playing uma is anger
>>538307773I'm not sure you understand who will be doing the raping with an uma like Stego, anon.
Sie ist gefährlich...
>>538308078weird, because Kitasan is for me
>>538304627>>538308025Those are fillies...
>>5383081474YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ByRgq3dlNs
>>538308078weird, because Kitasan is for >>538308150
>>538308078I graciously accept the Kitasan family name
me with male horses with 4 wins
i'm gonna roll for seiun sky regardless because i roll for every uma but let me make sure i'm getting this right, she is meta because her ultimate needs to be passed down to other front runners specifically summer maruzensky?
>>538308082>yet another anon gets charmed by the tachy
>>538308147Do you think she starts speaking german in bed?
>>538308001another trainer raped by her trainee
>>538308187OUT OF TEN
>>538308247>i roll for every umaWhat's the damage so far? Be honest.
>>538308082Mine jobbed the Hopeless Stakes placing 10th this run. I haven't lost a single URA with her however, but that is due to my cards being retard proof.
>>538308296sure hope not. i wanna hear her dirty jap talk with the german accent instead, alot funnier
>>538308247Her ultimate needs to be passed down to every front runner until the end of time
>>538308404This was the first URA I lost with her
>>538308296I really don't want to hear the attack on titan opening when we're having sex
>>538308132>142cm
>>538308296That would make two
Don't you hate it when you actually do hit Long S in the first inspiration and actually have to try and make the career work?
>>538308082You are just a bad Torena
>It's another Kitasan disappears after senior summerI can't take this anymore
>>538308338sub $1k i thinki have every uma except for oguri cap for some reason.
>>538308089that's meanwhy do you hate my wife so much bro?
>>538308513I've noticed that if I hit speed level 5 before senior year, kitasan goes on an extended vacation
>>538308434cool, thanks!
>>538308463One failed experiment is just a matter of progress. It's time to boot up the lab and go for another one. I'm ignoring CM and parent stuff and just farming with Tachyon since I want the title for her.
>>538308520Not bad.
>>538307459>>538307540>>538307696>I’ll use the invented woke word that protects trans and gender fluid rights>that’ll piss em off :^)I don’t get it, but you guys know better than me
Imagine a world where Trainers can physically avoid rape from their umas what a wonderful world would that be
>>538308610It kind of feels like you have a limited number of rainbows and if you exhaust them on shitty ones then you don't get them anymore. Maybe that's the real reason behind wits stalling?
>>538308610Yeah holy shit that might be the most annoying thing in the game. Be on track for a perfect run and just zero fucking rainbows on speed at the landing. I was once running 4/2 all max friendship and didn't get a single uma on speed for 10 consecutive turns.
>>538308734All you have to do is say "I consent" and there will be no rape
cygames why you give me sparks like this on the shittiest runs I've ever seen....
>>538308468thats barely german
>>538308694also MLB creek and kitasan. but yeah. it might be a little over 1k now that i think about it but definitely not much more than that.i try not to think about it.
>>538308826Bwo why are you still building parents CM starts in less than 2 hours.
>Give her end closer savvy>Stops getting blocked>>538308826>complaining (bragging) about 3 speed 2 long 2 spurtEXPLODEalso post ID
>>538308826Why are you complaining you stupid little shit? People have been farming for weeks for less.
>>538308919what the fuck is a cm?
>>538308919No it doesn't.
>knocked out of promotionI guess it's time to upgrade my umas
have sex
>>538308919that was an ace run.................
>>538308483'this is one one' I mutter as my golshi gets no speed rainbows next summer
>>538308725>you know better than meObviously duhI'm white, and you are brown, you should listen to me every time
>>538308415If it's anything like Taiki it would make me want to cut her tongue out so I don't have to listen to it.>>538308475That's not fair anon...
>>538308919i didnt even build an uma for the last cm til like the 2nd or 3rd day and i was 1 boxed in away from winning it all. not that hard. it is just an RNG luck game after all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDZ52NdwTNE
>>538301963Red Shift only activates on the final cornerAngling is any late corner which is more consistent Summer Maruzensky becomes the frontrunner queen because her ult is Anchors Aweigh for front runners. SHe will almost always be first and enjoy the speed carryover into the acceleration.
Daiwa beat my high score. She is #1.Her first run after unlocking race planner and giving her a serious try.
>>538308725>he is STILL talking about it>he is STILL reddit spacingI mean, it clearly works, latinx'er
>>538307295my paizuri slave
>>538309036with Suzuka
>>538309089>i didnt even build an uma for the last cm>i lost>not that hard.naruhodo
>>538308147>"Today too, you were actually looking at another girl for 28 seconds.That means, in terms of time, 5 minutes and 42 seconds in a month.In a year, that adds up to 1 hour, 34 minutes, and 12 seconds.In other words… you’ve been cheating on me with other girls for 114 days. Isn’t that right? Or am I wrong?Looking away from me once, twice, and now even three times… You keep searching for other girls.That kind of behavior is called shamelessness, you know.But if you don’t have any guilty thoughts, then you should be able to look straight at my face and talk to me, right?>But it’s okay, don’t worry.I would never abandon you, Trainer.As long as I take proper care of you,those bad habits will be completely cured>Such a hopeless Trainer… it’s time for your trainingnever saw this image tl guess it's a pain in the ass to edit it
>>538309052I just night owled immediately before summer training into double mood down into infirmary not curing night owl after summer training. RIP another run. RIP another borrow.
Despite her ubiquity as a support card, Kitasan barely gets talked about
Finally got my first 3* Stamina spark, 400 hours in.
Cuuute
HEEEELLLLOOOOOO EVERYONEYOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? THATS RIGHT ITS TIME FOR THE MARVELOUS SUNDAY SUNDAY DERBY10 action packed races are waiting for us today, deviating from the usual formula we will not run sprints today but an additional medium in its stead, one in marvelous sunshine, the other in rainy conditions! Our first set of races will have the moods fixed to great, the second set will be random.PLEASE - ONLY - REGISTER - A - SINGLE - UMAWe still have giga-dorks that can't read and register 3 Umas. Keep in mind, registering 2 or more Umas will disqualify you and will lead to everyone calling you a dork.Now that all the technicals are out of the way, I'll be hosting the first race of today in a second!
>>538309076>so I don't have to listen to it.prrrrrrrrretty much, and I say this as a german, that prefers talking to mutts or ""brits""
>>538301793oguri is frontrunner? what the fuck, why is the meta frontrunner? Its the most boring playstyle
Anyone has a good debuffer parent theyre sharing? Or know of an id with one?
Which one do you think needs more working on?Golshi>No spurt>Slightly more stam/guts/wit would be goodLate Narita>No turf S>Outer Swell doesn't really proc that often so its a waste of poitns>Slightly more stam would be good
>>538309089Last CM was easy to build for tho since everyone has Medium aces. Not as many people have long aces
>Super Creek starts her event chain December senior year
>>538309334Give me her 3, then I'll talk about her
>>538307416power simply consumes less energy and help you reach stam thresholds while also guarantees you win debut and hopeful. when kitasan, bniko peg, creek lands on it with their flat pow and 15% training you gain significant stats while gaining good friendship gauge while letting the main facilities stay cheap to press.wit does not do anything to help the uma and should only be pressed to fish rainbows post maxed friendship above 60 energy you press rest otherwise. you should even press extra training to trade energy to stats and get akikawa green and maxed later in ura. anyways im just sharing how i get an edge over the noobs. im just pragmatic person and this is quite obviously the most efficient play for 4 speed 2 stam.
>>538308734Scarlet...
>>538309334>barelyShe gets talked about constantly for an unreleased uma when there's a 100 of em.
>>538309237well i lost to luck yeah. it's a luck game after all. maybe i'll get lucky this time around.
>>538309129The Daiwa in question
>>538309514can't relate>using 4 SSR's btwmcqueer gave me deep breaths earlier if it makes you feel better
>>538309427Just bring a 9* stam with 8* URA, so you can survive the career. And gamble skills from hints.
>>538309514I thought I was going full schizo when her event started but never fucking finishedIt was that run I learned chain events have no obligation to end on time in your career
annnnnnnnnnnnnd this run is bricked
>>538309334Kitasan is in the top 5 most popular umas ever bro, te real horse is also that popular
>>5383095363-star4chan filtered out my unicode star :(
>>538309350The first of the day is the Marvelous Mile #1 - 5280 foot lengths of Tokyos finest turf await us today.Registration is now open at >28987391I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now open at >28987391
>>538309579LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
>>538309334The anime definitely ruined her for some people. Me included.
>>538309675just spend some turns pumping stamit goes away pretty quick on its own
>>538309675>Slow metabolism>Infirmary to heal1 turn, +50 energy, literally the same as an average rest.
>>538309675>Junior yearJust train bwo
>>538309402Oguri can run and distance and position she's just that goated in her holidays outfit
Better post more Suzuka porn
>>538306190I didn't noticed it said early, I thought it was race planner like everyone else has and wasted my materials. Oh well. Getting those derby sashes is going to be hard.
>>538309750>already fullaieee my marvelous points
>>538309875It’s not though?
1 hour and 42 minutes....
>>538309875Why would you go on the internet and lie?
>>538309983It was me.I'm the one who got Tamamom pregante.
>>538309772>>538309803>>538309807we're so BACK
>>538308147>>538308296You're thinking in English, you have to think in German!
>>538310031>>538309969My bad got rushed, forgot to click "search" and tried to join a random one on the public list
>>538309875I think you're just making excuses
>>538309750I want to but my marvelous foot length inside Sunday's finest turf
>>538309983
>>538310176Tamamo Based
>>538302589I don't know who to believe in anymore, I just want to play the video game.
I understand getting a 3 star blue spark is rare but why the fuck do i get nothing else after a 550k+ fans, A carrer?
>>538301736and goes another one who didn't got archived at all
>>538308147>>538308296>>538310141Name one reason to like this horse besides:>Her tits>Le german
E R A BE!
>>538310141Ich will ficken und zwar mit Eishin nach dem Training.
>Four mediumsThis is not first-rate Marvelous Sundaying.
>>538309750half full! 9 more slots! room for 9 more pro 4chinz gamers to show off their ace!
>>538310301because that is not how it's calculatedevery time, the game randomly rolls 1 of the 5 stats to be your blue sparkafter that, if you have at least 600 in that it's a 5% chance to get 3 stars. if you get to 1100 in that stat it's a 10% chance.so first you gotta hit the 20% then hit the either 5% or 10% to get a 3 star in the stat you want.
>>538309925I hope this cute jobber is the new uma announced tomorrow so I can make her win in career...
>>538310320daiwa scarlet can't tank behemoth blade from zacian
>>538310117nevermind...
>>538309750>cancer cup in 2 weeks>no milers showing up to race It's teiover
>>538310389should've just filled out the sprint slots then ...
>>538310319her barmaid style outfit is really cute.black hair bright blue eyes combo is pretty.not overdesigned with a buncha weird shit on her head or a complicated hairstyle.just looks like a good woman.
>>538309772I had one today not getting away for 10 turns
>>538307197>>538307903the RoB artist that designed both of them likes that
>>538310509Im talking about skill and race sparks. I think i won every g1 medium and long race.
>>538310630i only started prepping parents for mile todayall my aces need seiun's ult
I don't need Spurt when I can just wit my way into not getting brocked
>>538310630I don't even have my long aces finalized and you expect me to work that far ahead?
>>538310623
>>538310767>need seiun's ultWhy? Are you running triple front?
>>538310319She knows her sweets and can cook. She is a good roommate to Falco. She dresses like a respectable grown woman. She KO'd Tazuna.
>>538302074>Like I said above, wouldn't Redshift activate at the exact same spot?No.Red Shift activates from the start of the final corner onwards, the moment she is 5th or better. This can be before late-race.A&S activates on (effectively) the overlap of the final corner that's also part of late-race, the moment she's 1st or better.Red Shift (and others like it that can pop before late-race) have the potential to be better than A&S if all things go well for them, or on the rare moments when the course has a circumstance that gives them consistent activation at just the right time. But A&S goes off any time there's a corner in late-race at just the right time to accel to top speed faster than anyone; it's basically a Groundwork-equivalent for. It pretty much always pops at a good moment, so long as she's leading already.
>>538310320If daiwa was a pokemon she'd get even more porn than gardevoire.
>>538310715her face when me, as her trainer, requested to investigate her anus if her "friend" lives there
>>538309750>Anon really registered 3 horses
>>538310875I want to be smothered
>Try to make an ace rudolf because I don't want to have ot use Goldshi>End up with this trash every other run.I thought she was supposed to be the emperor.
>>538310762oh sorry, i misread your post.
>>538310754I like that design choice. It's like a calling card.
>>538310793If you had 200 more points in power you might be correct.
>>538299895I almost burst laughing but my allergies stopped me
>oguri canonically gets shy about her bare legs or butt being seen>Too shy to wear skirts >But wears high strap thong What did she mean by this??
>>538310857>Make a german based horse>Her roommate is called fucking "Falco"Surely that's a conincedence.
>>538310630I'm just using my team trials Taiki and hoping for the best.
>>538310320>draw a cow>"For Display Only :)"And here I was thinking about stroking it to Daiwa.
>>538309616Does using less SSRs even matter? Events get clogged all the time with some random cards I don't even have all the time anyway.
>>538310981toreina issue if your stats are so low where are your skills from the extra races you played?
>>538310981you should be doing like 2-3 optional G1 races in classic and senior year for SP pplus the hopeful stakes on last december Junior year.
>Run finally goes well>Super Nigger never shows upfml
>>538310857Fake German, she isn't talking about sucking muslim cock 4 / 5 sentences
>>538310857>KO'd TazunaShe what?!
>>538310957its okay, if he loses we just namedrop him and say he lost 3 times.
>>538310981this looks more like a deck issue
>>538311084I have to stroke it every time I see her damn cow tits everywhereits becoming a problem
I have around 6000 carats, do I risk it for a chance at seiyun sky or should I save it for summer maruzensky?>>538311048I think they are supposed to be straps to hold up her skirt, not a thong (sadly)
>>538310981I have a 1000/1200 rudolf and I can tell you it loses to f2p 900/900 goldship easily unless it luckshit
>first lobby winalright these will be my entries for geminimy personal gaslight is that the end closer S is making them proc their recoveries and spurt more smartly (no one tell me)
>>538310981Anon, I hope, I hope, you're not doing what I think you're doing because if that's the case you're stupid beyond saving.You are getting End S because gemini cup has 9 racers and more than a third of them are end runners, right?But you're running her career as Late, right? right? you're not running her career as an end runner? You're not that dumb, right?
I got a bad feeling about this one bwos...
>>538309750>didn't fill up>forgot to set it to fixed moodsaiiieeee
AAAAAAAA
Mejiro Ryan if they didn't get some literal faggot to design her
>>538310981You're not feeding her properly here's how
>>538311231She one hit KO'd her with a sneak attack.
>>538307418>no boob window
>>538311403>Spe End Closerthis is soul, congratulations
>>538310981
>>538311231Tazuna's dead bro...
>>538307964Ayabe sex
I was promised a new Uma today. Where is she?
Her time autism is cute.
>debut boxed 5th>another pre-maiden run 2nd>still missing 86 fansTemptation to just give up is high, but I'll cope with fan farming, damn.
Is it normal to Late Start 4x in a row during URA finals? Seems to happen way too often to be a coincidence.
WHEN YOU'RE BROCKED YOU'RE BROCKED
>tfw not last
>>538301873I'm going to buy all of them except for Tamamo Cross just to spite you
>>538311747How is your WIT?
>>538310850of course
>Late Start>BROCKEDBWEEEEEEEEEH
DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
>>538311451dw i'll win it anyway
>>538311451Truly a marvelous sunday!
>>538311837My IQ is 400
>>538309750Sorry, I messed up the moods! I guess we're doing random moods first now! Will be hosting the sunny medium next!>triple register trainer dead last with all three umaslol lmao
>long races are so ass anons would rather prepare for mile CM already despite it being 3 weeks awaylol
>>538311084
>>538311670I ate her.
seiun sky when? I turned the game on thinking the banner was up already
>>538311940>made the screencapMOM GET THE CAMERA!!!!
>>538312034if it's today then 1 hour and a half
I want to kill myself so bad right now
>>538311048They are called loincloths not skirts nonny
>>5383120345 minutes
>New banners always drop at the same exact hour every time>New banner rolls around>Uhh where banner???? I just wake up banner where????? Cygames where uma????????You people are fucking retarded.
>>538312153
What's the plan B if you don't get Seiun Sky?
Seiun brickBrick sky
>they are Krauts in this very thread here
This is the pussy that has been fought over and used by half the stallions in the game. Say something nice about her!
>>538312267credit card
>tomorrow is monday and I have to fight my bossI just want to grind hors
>>538312267If you don't have enough carats for 200 rolls and spark her, don't roll, just borrow her.
where is seiun sky banner, the game reset like 6 hours ago don't gacha games usually do their banner changes at reset?
>>538312135Wait, wrong run
Nonstop Dantsu Paizuri
>>538312267there is no plan B, my anal cavity will either get breached or annihilated
>>538312354her tits aint that huge
>>538312215So what's the hour the banners always drop at smart guy, huh?
>nonny
>>538309350Next up in todays races, the Marvelous Medium Mayhem, presented by Sunny-DOnce more we embark onto the turf of Tokyo, basket in the marvelous autumn afternoon sun. Registration is now open at>50719131I repeat, the ROOM MATCH is now open at>50719131
>>538312286There are krauts in your game anon.
>>538312306it seems that men share something in common across all species. We see a brat, we want to dominate them.
>>538312306and after all that, shes still so bratty
>>5383124506pm est.
>>538311747It's random and a streak like that is bound to happen.
>>538312306They gave her brat correction.
am i gimping myself if i bring a front urara debuffer but my own end closer's power stat is dogshit compared to the average gold ship?assuming everyone has spurt
Do I just build Urara like NN and run her front? What are the requirements to make her work?
>anons praising the kraut honse>when shes clearly a dumb honse
>>538312286wanna know whats funny? people laugh and joke about germany.meanwhile EVERYONE FUCKING HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATES the french.i'd rather be laughed and joked about cuz im amusing to people rather than being hated for being disgusting subhuman that commit manslaughter live on TV and get away with it
>>538312556Sure, "a" streak. I've had this happen at least 6 times in the past week of farming.
>>538312440They are now
So seiun sky is tomorrow?
>>538312748Well then. Sensibly that means you should be able to go another week without it happening again!No, there's no other cause (yet).
>>538312465It's gonna be one of those races, innit?
>>538312465There WILL be a frontrunner this race. I've made sure of it.Use this knowledge as you will.
>>538312772Only the first rate silicone tits for the first rate uma.
>>538312705Umas are all dumb, just like horses.That trap would get most anons here btw
>>538312286You saw nothing.
>>538312895>No, there's no other cause (yet).You forgot other than Cygames rigging the careers of people who play more than usual.
>>538312465>>538312917Please host one after the new banner drops, I have my parents ready and everything
>>538312225>>538312153Neicha rape
>>538312465>Golshi>Golshi>Golshishi
FINALLY no random ass G3 race in the middle of fuck nowhere (new zealand) that you have to gimp your run to complete
>>538312647front urara means you can go lower stam higher power so yes kinda. you should be building a goldship that's more like 1200 800 1200 instead of 1200 1200 800
>finally, after 15 careers I have enough Tenno and kikka banners to pot 5 golsh-...>there's a second page>I need hopeful stakes banners
>>538311645>>538312983What is with this Kraut and hitting people with hammers?
FUCK
What's her problem?
>these neighas are really gonna let me get away with activating Maverick on my bourbonTHE DREAM>someone just joined with THREE umas, one of which is an urara who is probably frontTHE DREAM IS DEAD
I will masturbate to heshe amazon but I will not pull for a shit kit.
MATIKANEFUKUKITARU IS IN THE ROOM.
>join with 1 horse>joins with 3/uma/ is a witlet general
>Nigger joins with a Korean debuffnvke, a frontrunner urara and a pace chaserSomeone MARVELOUS BEAM this nigger PLEASE>>538312940>That trap would get most anons here btwoh nooooo
>there is FRENCH ""people"" in this very thread
>>538312465>>538312465>registered 3 horses againhow hard can it be guys
>>538313296>>538313439wait you are supposed to bring only one...?i dumped all of my deboofers in
>>538313208Your excess sashes from spark farming??
>There are umas in this very thread
>>538313471>is
>>538313408THANK YOU SHIRAOKI
>>538313293The difference between 150 and 151 is negligible.
>>538312267use your 3 borrows and pray
>>538313535you can leave and rejoin.press [details] at the top right and then [cancel runner sign up] then search for the room again and put in your 1 uma.
>>538313569>there are mongoloids (you) in this thread
Everyone, I present to you, your emperor.
>>538313535ogey i rejoined
>>538312719>rent free
>>538313541Nah this is where Torenas hang out. Umas posts in umachan.
Why would I only register one uma when there are slots for 3? Maybe post a competenet lobby toorreeennnaaaaa-san*
I just want sex bwos...
>>538313731I can feel her divine might emanating across time and space. What a sight to behold.
>>538313539I do not spark farm. They will come naturally or not at all.
>>538313293bwo your hidden ephitet affinity?
>>538312391classic
>>538313226They precision made tools.
祸兮,福之所倚;福兮,祸之所伏
>tfw french
>>538312465>>53831246513/18last call
>Twin Turbo is in this thread
>>538313805who is the most frequent poster on umachan?
>>538313731
>>538313541
Gonna start building parents for Doto
>>538313856Creek mama..
>>538314040
>>538313891imagine being a human woman>i know, bare with me a momentand buying a jacket with a raised backside and then all of your friends make fun of you for wearing uma clothes.
>>538313984I'll join the next one
>>538314040One of the femcel types like Rice or NatureIf we count bots then Golshi probably
>There are chestnutters in this thread
>>538313101> you should be building a goldship that's more like 1200 800 1200 instead of 1200 1200 800NTA, but doesn't that leave you vulnerable to anyone who brings an actual front runnner?
>medium 4chan race is going to fail to fill up before the room locksGodamn this general really is slowing down. This would have filled in a heartbeat back in CM1
I..i was just training you for inheritance you horny bitch...what now?
>>538314040No one. They hang out in torenachan instead and further the agenda of stamping out humanxhuman relationships.
>>538313731Hehe, what a lose- oh
>>538314162wonder if uma's clothes are more expensive
>there are
>Joins with 3 Umas
still cant get my own ground work spark...
Jesus fucking Christ /uma/ how hard is it to read
>>538314185yes but if you thought you stood a chance without urara you wouldn't use her.
>running late as pace>jobyou are bad trainers
>>538314194I don't have to join a room to know I'll be 18th
>>538314194I'm catching up on the event story give me a secIt's cimena
>>538314342what cards are people using to get groundwork
Chestnutters are the strongest race
>black peoplpe
umamusume is a horse racing game
What's with the influx of low quality posts? What shithole just woke up?
>>538314162>umas larping as human women>human women larping as umas
Do (You) have a certain Uma that you've grown to appreciate during your time playing at the game? Someone who you would've glossed over without a second thought before, who isn't really up your alley, but you've come to like because of emergent gameplay reasons, or just getting to know her better through playing the game? For me, it's Biwa. For some reason, she's gigareliable for me. Consistently getting wins, easy careers, good sparks, hell I even use her to clear my dailies despite having better umas just cause she almost never jobs or disappoints. A part of me knows this is due to her high wit rates, but I prefer thinking about it like she's my trustworthy, hardworking, low-maintenance Onee-san, always there for me. You could say she's like my work wife.
So why is pace chaser oguri supposedly dogshit this cm but not daiwa scarlet?
Yes, I WILL join Sunday Derby with 3 uma, and I WILL join CM prep rooms with 2 uma, and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me.
>>538312465>3 umas againstarted
>6 goldships
>Awful moodShiraoki-sama...
>>538314580Meme rocket strat.
>>538314326>>538314589>>538314605
>>538313969in english please
>>538314402Fuku-chan is a pretty-cutie, you take that abominable intelligence and shoot in out back!
>>538314434"""""""(((people)))""""""" Yeah...
>>538314402RetardGPT
>>538314605
>generic mook is leading the pace chaserssomeone's about to get BROCKED
>>538314683Misfortune is the foundation of good fortune; good fortune is the root of misfortune
>>538307635She didn't die;She logged out of Life and went back to the lobby.
>there is ... in this thread
>>538314532Surprisingly, Teio. I find her annoying from the threads but she spooked me one day and I found out she's just a goofball with talent that makes me wanna cheer on her.
IFUCKINGHATEGOLDSHIP.
>>538314402Ryan is cute when fan artists don't depict her as a roided out butch.
>>538312465Gold Ship supremacy has been established (and has been a disaster to the line up variety)
>>538314402I agree on seaking. She looks like she gets botox monthly.
>there are finns in this thread
>there is a thread
>>538315045NGL i thought bourbon stood a chance with that early straighataways proc giving her a good lead but with no extra front to duel all i could do was watch the atrophy.
>>538315094:D
>>538315094kek
>>538314402>Seeking the Pearl is on there twiceTop fucking kek
>>538314402Kawakami Princess is very pretty and people love Akebono because she is a wife.
>No Accel Skills>800 Stam>Long CornersHow did we lose to this Goldship.
>>538315097Horrifying if true
>>538314402>Kawakami PrincessWow, Japs are faggots.
>>538315094who's the most Finnish uma?
>pre debut training fails on 1% but acuprunctuist procs>jobs so hard in hopeful stakes that tachyon just squeeks by the fan req>rainbows everywhere 500 speed and 400 stam before inheratience>jobs so hard in the next race she misses fan requirement and the 1 day isn't enoughGod damn, first time I've seen acupuncturist in like a month. That blows
ITS UP
>>538315094did anon ever make more?
>>538314402Seaking just looks like a cheap whore
>>538315287>double circle standard and non-standard distanceI'm kneeling so hard
>>538315331What's up
>>538315331>anon can't into timezones
>>538315287No debuffers, that's why. I would've won with my nature and dominator for sure
>>538315042Well, I do love this Amazon look for her.
>there is people
Any clublets with 80m+ 1m daily fans?
>>538314402Seeking the Pearl is the only one I agree withThe rest are perfect as they areJaps are homosexuals so that is nothing newHopefully the brownoid infestation going on now will awaken the samurai and make more high test japs
If there was more Sprint Races there would be less Gold Ships.
>>538315396my dick
>mayano straight up cries when you place bad enoughn-nyo...
Wait what
>>538315379Kek
>>538315287blocking and random mood
>>538315494This webm gives me dark thoughts
>>538315502you're too late danchoukunall S tier clubs finished their poaching this friday
>>538314416air groove run this deck
>>538315540you son of a bitchi'm making a sprint goldship RIGHT NOW.
>>538315379same notanon made this too, a couple other spurdo and misc silly drawings
>>538315596dirty hag...
>>538315651nta i have the ssr speed card only.
>>538315620Do not
>>538309350And with the second race right after the other, a thunderstorm swept over the course and turned the good turf into a muddy mess. Try to register a different horse for this, imagine the first race is just over and your medium uma is so exhausted she possibly can't run a second race.Registration is open at>34041030I repeat the ROOM MATCH is open at >34041030If someone registers three umas again, call him a dork. I'm not kidding anymore. Kids gloves are off.
>>538315045no.1 favorite bro... wtf...
>>538315651you shan't be gaslighting me into putting a g*ts card in my deck
>>538315651source?
>>538315620What do you mean?
ROLLAN?!SKIPPAN?!
>>538315853its a parent deck
>>538315620Ever since I started working out I feel like I can approach cuter looking mares.
>>538315853>Not understanding what a parent deck isSis......
>>538315853guts is given a very high value for winning races in scenario and that card has decent hints. That was something I noticed when trying guts runs there are some really meta hints buried in some of them.
updated bread, may be needed to get updated soon again tho>>538316046>>538316046>>538316046
>>538315809Ya got dorks in chat lol
>>538315874https://www.canva.com/design/DAGtOO4KsO4/Koz7xqxxQvpicG84ABIZXw/edit
>>538315809>want to be a jokester and register a second G-rank Urara End>don’t want to be called a dork>”gloves are off”guess I’ll keep my humor to myself then :(
>>538314402Who are you calling Fukukitaru ugly?!
>>538315651Why am I running this deck for parents anyways?
>>538315809I'm bringing my BASED daiwa to this race.
>>538305075I will not, fuck off, thank acceleration for that, you will race my shitty umas and you will loose because they will completely bypass meta rock paper scissors trifecta
>>538316361its if you want to run frontrunners for cm3these cards give general good front skills, mile skills, and air groove gives groundwork
>>538315564pics or fake
I just gave up on three careers in a row. I feel awful. I think I'm going to bed.
>>538312440if kita gets to be drawn with bazongas at B85 then kingu gets to as well
>>538315494the coat texture reminds me of this
>>538315274Grass-chan.. sniff sniff
>>538315274Why is El obese?
God clearly does not want me to win Gimini cup since I get the shittiest inspirations and rainbows imaginable; so, besides Seiun Sky, what are good parent skill for Cancer Cup?
I'm going to shove my trainee into the daughterzone and she's going to like it.
how good are pace strategy/rosy outlook/up tempodon't know what to get for daiwa parent