Crèche Y'llek Edition>News:Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>538225534
>Mizora's VA said that she reckons they'll definitely expand on all the sex scenes because the fans love them>Mizora's VA was super disappointed with her sex scene and wanted it to be more explicit and sexual. She begged Swen to add more Devil sex into BG3 but he said no. She feels bad that the fans didn't get moreNever fucking forget what Swen took from you
>>538451368>he said nofucking faggot
>>538451368we should have been able to romance her to cuck wyll even harder
>female VA begs the director to make her sex scene more explicit and longer so she can make the players happy by providing them coomerful content>game director says no and makes it super tameWhy does this happen? Why won't men let women be sluts?
Sharts voice actress plays herselfLaezels voice actress plays herselfKarlachs voice actress couldn't be any more different
Is anyone else getting really worried
>>538451606>VA wants her character to be more prominent >game director says no good riddance, fuck self serving bitches
If I'm doing an honor run with my mc as a spike growth tb / club of giant strength abuser, what party would you run alongisde it?hunger of hadar and sleetstorm spammers? feels like its going to get real rest heavy real fast.kind of feel like I need something waiting at the end of the spike growth to fuck up anything that just tortured itself to get there or to carry fights that this interaction cant be abused super well on. any advice?
>>538451606>google image>mizoraWho's Mizora
Missionary with Astarion
>>538452031whatever to spam hunger, and then two martials most likely.I'd probably just keep it simple, and maybe run a fighter or a monk, and then one of the meta archer builds.
>>538451610>Karlachs voice actress couldn't be any more differentThis is a good thing
>>538452189What
Triplets with 'Lach
Creampie:ing Shadowheart, Lae'zel, Karlach AND Minthara.
Shadowheart literally doesn't shit. She has an anus purely for aesthetic reasons, same as Mizora. Lae'zel meanwhile has eggy diarrhea falling out of her gaping egg chute, the perfect compliment to her ghoulish appearance.
>>538452031no idea, my hm run was just a party full of mostly gear agnostic support types with a ssb at the front absolutely fucking everything up because ssb basically yoinks the important gear of pretty much every archetype
>>538451368>Never fucking forget what Swen took from you...a more overtly sexual scene you can only see if you cheat on your partner? Nothing of value was lost. Please leave my general.
>>538452894>cheat on your partnerIt's only cheating if women do it, men should have harems.
omg who do i choose unnies?
Storm Cleric is better on paper but Light Clerics Radiance of the Dawn is just more useful day to day.
>>538453102If you have to ask, then it should be Astarion.
>>538453151That ability is really solid, the fact that they're both pure reactions and don't require a rest or spell slot helps a lot
>>538453102Astarion
>>538453220>>538453952i'm not gay but i wanna kiss him so bad
>>538454020
>>538454170I let him bite my neck and I loved it..
>>538453102>>538454472what whore outfit is that
>>538455120does this work
>>538455160kushibo's robe form https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/2617?tab=description
>>538455319
Oath of Devotion to drow maidens.Oath of the Crown to Archduke Minthara.
>>538451368>>538451606that's a bad bitch>>538451563this, but just because I like Mizora
>>538456682
>>538456682Cute couple.
>>538456682it's been a while since i've seen mintharafag actually post about minthara and not shadowheart
>>538452894I should he allowed to cheat on my evil run. Also what if i don't romance anyone and fuck mizora?
I dislike scratch
>>538453151Light has good reaction, Tempest has no need for reactions as they kill everything on their first turn
>>538457407good post
>>538463007Canon: Durge casts Creater Water then one shots Orin with a Quickspell Witch Bolt on their 1v1.
>>538457435i look like this
what are yall playing aside of bg3?
>>538451368Im glad. Baldurs Gate 3 is not a porn game
>>538460490My frog freed herself from her cage before i got to her. I hope i can manage to get her back from the gith, she might be ugly but she is still a friend
Optimal karlach build 8 berserker/4 thiefWear all the wrath clothingRespect her to have 17 strength 15 dex and 16 con dump everything elseFeat order>great weapon master>stat advancement 1 point in strength and 1 point in dex>stat advancement 2 points in con for more ac or toughness
Do we still hate Shadowcute?
>>538463579the brothel & mizora/emperor wanting to fuck out of nowhere gave me bad skyrim sex mods vibes
>>538464381I think Mizora does it to piss off Wyll and to troll you if you have a love interest.
>>538464348We've always liked Shadowheart - just not the raven-haired Act 3 version you posted.
>>538465114why should wyll care about your sex life? no wonder no one likes him
>>538464348surprised anybody even goes the dark justiciar route with her. not only is she an insufferable cunt as a DJ but you lose out on Dammon because he dies when last light inn falls.
>>538466545I like her natural hair better than the fake platinum dye. Dammon doesn't sell anything THAT useful so it's no big loss, and the Dark Justiciar gear you get is pretty sweet. Also she can redeem herself during her final quest anyway and still get her absolute best ending where you settle down with her and her parents.
>>538464348i will never hate shadowbaby
>>538466818Dammon is needed for Karlach's quest
>>538465767Based Swen making the mandatory black guy so bad that white women won't burn the coal, I kneel
>>538467502>Karlach's questWho cares?
>Make Raphael appear in a lucid dream>Dear old Raphael acts catty rather than grateful unlike most other fictional charactersInstant classic.
What the FUCK is her problem
>>538470304wyll is so lame
>>538451368Mizora and her VA owe me sex, it's in the contract
this grin is so hot
>>538466818>I like her natural hair better than the fake platinum dye.A man of true taste
How necessary is the durge cloak for gloomstalker assassin? I'm starting to realize that I'd rather play a duergar from the underdark than some duergar shaped amnesiac surface dweller,
>>538471264>Mizora: I consent>Players: We consentSwen: Is there not someone you forgot to ask?
>>538471762That cloak is amazing on any unit, but especially amazing on hit and run units because you can kill an enemy and run away before all the other enemies can catch up and repeat this until there are very few enemies left.
>>538472049Oath of Ruining Fun
ok
>>538471762The cloak makes archers in general fucking broken.
SHOT THROUGH THE HEARTAND YOU'RE TO BLAMEDARLING BG3 HAS NO DLC
New really shaddy update just dropped, we've also hit 140K downloads HUZZAHShadowheart may ask Tav to perform the Nightfall ritual before going to the cloister and finishing her questline.The morning after DJ Shadowheart saves her parents, she will tell Tav that she wants to be with them, now and always.If DJ Shadowheart saves her parents, she will ask Tav to teach her a swimming lesson.If DJ Shadowheart saves her parents, she will have a heartfelt discussion with Tav about their future.Added a new opening to the Daughter's Tears cutscene for ex-DJ Shadowheart.The chatty stool won't work if Shadowheart is sad (the faith crisis in act 2 and the post-cloister crisis in act 3).Shadowheart won't pet animals if she is sad (similar to the above).Fixed a bug when dialog abruptly ends when Tav asks about her worship.Fixed several misplaced flags in the "lite" version.Conversation about a night at the beach no longer prevents Tav and Shadowheart from building more sandcastles.Corrected Minsc so that he doesn't think Shadowheart is a sharran after she saves her parents on DJ path.Re-worked a very special dialog that happens when she makes her mind to reject Tav's proposal.Fixed a bug that caused repeated [!] over Shadowheart after she broke up with Tav because of the druid.Fixed a bug that prevented selunite Shadowheart from saying her "quite a bedtime tale for the children" line.Fixed a bug that caused Shadowheart to start a discussion about Nightfall or Skinny Dipping whlie in fact Tav bailed on that.Fixed a bug that prevented selunite Shadowheart to tell Tav about the children if Tav gets her in a family way.
>>538472195>>538475603Can I do without it though? I don't find the durge story to be all that fun to roleplay compared to custom origin.
>>538475817larian should greenlight this for consoles
>>538476136It's on mod io and the pc in-game mod manager. Which means if it's not on your console, then it's a sony/microsoft decision, because mod io is the integrated mod service for bg3. https://mod.io/g/baldursgate3/m/really-shadowheart#description
>consolebabbies remain forever cuckedlol, lmao even
>>538476757john's gonna freak
>>538475817I bless the autistic modders
>>538475895yeah you can just not use the item
>>538464348Never did, Shadowheart's vagina is warm, soft, and tastefully hairy without overdoing it. She's adorable and loveable.
>>538461184yeah, man. I'd hold out for demon waifu if we had that option. it would fit an origin W*ll
I love wizard so much. Every time I play, I have to force myself to not just play wizard again. I love the huge spell list to choose from, I love the flavor that you work hard for you power instead of being a nepobaby sorc, I love scribing scrolls and collecting the complete spellbook, and I especially love that the unique scrolls that are one of a kind that you get to scribe. I love that you have damage, support, utility, and cc. I love getting like a 22 spell save dc and watching everyone even bosses slip and slide on dc22 ice surfaces. Plus wizard has an absolute ton of subclasses. Not all of them are good or worth playing, but it's just enough to add variety to different playthroughs even if you want to stick to that class. Everything about it just such a fun class, it's nice having a clear favorite.That all said, cleric with a spellcasting statline is pretty much just a wizard with heavy armor, which is super cool too, so that's an easy second favorite. Less summons and less elemental and damage options but more support which is fun too.Sometimes you just gotta hit 'em wit the Artistry of War, and then do it again once every short rest.luv bg3luv me spellsluv me booksSimple as.
>>538463504just this for now until I beat honor. usually mix a little poo1 and starsector in tho
>>538479353All of them except the guy that makes REL.What an unfun, autistic loser piece of shit.
>>538463504Cyberpunk. Getting ready to start Hogwarts Legacy again. May try Claire Obscure or whatever at some point. Need to get back to Starfield too.
>>538464348I always did, and still do
>>538466096cute frog
I hated shart before the halsin lust became common knowledge. I was ahead of the curve
>>538463504darkest dungeon
>>538481834the thing about mods is that you can just choose not to install them if you don't like themit's absolutely amazing and nobody verifies if you're doing this
>>538483614I use that shit, found out he's a gigantic faggot, said "wow, what a gigantic faggot," and kept using it because it's fun. also amazing
>>538483614You can't just not ask for a threesome, so don't lecture people about mods.
I like RS because it lets me marry shadowcute
I like absolute ending because I can make everyone my bitch
Can someone explain the "act 3 has no content narrative" it pretty much gives you non-stop one-off quest after one-off quest.
There's a famous question that kindergarten teachers will ask their class to gauge how their minds are developing.Susan and Kelly are having a picnic. They both have an apple, and a basket with a lid. Susan places her apple into her own basket, and then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While she is gone, Kelly takes Susan's apple and places it into her own basket. When Susan returns from the bathroom, which basket will she look in first for her apple?Most adults will answer Susan will look in her own basket, because that's where she put it before leaving, and adults understand that Susan won't know her apple was switched. They are able to put themselves in Susan's shoes, and they are able to conceptualize another person's thoughts. Young children who have not developed empathy or object permanence or the concept of other people's thoughts will often answer that Susan will look in Kelly's basket, using the logic that is where the apple actually is so that is where she would look first.The reason I tell this story is because you will often see Sharties say "well just don't ask for a threesome" as a response to the Halsin situation. If you ask Shart for a threesome with Halsin, her response is "yes, in fact I've already been daydreaming about it for an extended period of time before you asked". So when you do ask her, she establishes she's already been daydreaming of it for a while. So if her daydreaming about it occurs before you ask, then what are her thoughts in the situation where you don't ask? It's already happening when you do ask before you ask, so when you don't ask, would it still exist? Use your object permanence and conceptualization of another's thoughts skills to find the answer.
>>538486682I let the goblin kids kill Halsin with a rock because he's a weak bitch and then Shart never knows of him and therefore cannot daydream of him.I also cut off Gale's hand, never pick up Wyll, and allow the vampire hunters to take Astarion. My party is me, shart, frog, and minty
>>538486682Bro
>>538486682I feel like this is only for low-level autism
2 years after the release and he's still seething over a video game character dreaming
You've been losing the same argument for two years now because you have deep autism, and can't understand how people speak. The idea ofnon-literal communication is lost on you, like a blind man describing color.
>>538486905this, but frog, minty, and the modded mizora hireling
>>538486682I like the one where they say she was lying or joking there as if she doesn't also approve in camp when he asks then too and then actually fucks him if you do say ok. these people are either retarded or the most dishonest shitters on the planet
>>538487551>one anon seethingvs>almost 50k people who downloaded the mod because they're seething
I still don't get how shadowheart is the most popular romance when karlachand lae'zel are right there, who plays a fantasy game and thinks to themselves >im going to romance the generic emo white chick
>>538487920Right, the argument "she was only lying for your sake" has been defeated in a similar fashion as well, but they're fundamentally dishonest so they'll repeat that one every few threads too. If she was lying for your sake, then she might be more hesitant to actually have sex with him, she wouldn't give disapproval points for you backing out of the threesome, and she also wouldn't be so eager to have you have sex with him in camp and tell her about it. There are several of her other behaviors or game-mechanical indicators that she was not lying or joking at the brothel. This has all been covered many times in the past, but these fundamentally dishonest people will cycle through them anyway.I know some of them are just trolls trying to have people go over the old Shart dead horse for the 100th time, but I feel bad for the portion of them who genuinely try to convince themselves she was joking or lying despite the multiple evidence of the contrary, or that if you don't ask her about it then it just doesn't exist.
>>538487982Minthara would be dreaming too if she met your fat ass irl
>>538488131especially the one who's like RESPECT MY PRIVACY DONT ASK ME ANYTHING REEEEEE I AM SO DARK AND QUIRKY
I like the one where you carry on conversations with yourself, hopeful to give the impression of popular acceptance rather than widespread mockery and scorn. It's obvious to everyone, but you can't get a handle on why.
>>538488675He's fucking insane
>>538488176My other favorite is when they accuse anyone agreeing with you of being you on multiple devices. it's so fucking pathetic
We're all fucking insane here anon you wouldn't be here if you weren't insane
Karlach definitely seems like the type of girl to be into gooning
>some samefagging jeet acting like we're all the same person b-but not him>weekday
>>538489292You literally goon with her while waiting to fix her iron man heart
>>538489507We only get implied gooing and a kiss that slightly burns you, we do not get a official gooning scene because larian is full of cowards.
>>538489615Goon patch when
no gale you idiot its because they're both undead
>>538483614The mod is a wonderful idea. But he keeps fucking it up by removing exploits and changing the gear acquisition.Why make something fun just to rip the fun out of it, it's fucking stupid, I think this faggot worked at Blizzard before or something.
First time playing this game.Is the edgy dark elf in the goblin camp a tranny?
>>538494421if you want.
SWEN YOUR SHITTY LARIAN LAUNCHER UPDATED MY GPU DRIVERS WITHOUT MY CONSENT FUCK YOU BALD FAGGOT
>>538481281>I love the flavor that you work hard for you power instead of being a nepobaby sorcThat's because you only play elves, a long-lived race with a natural affinity for magic. That luxury is not given to everyone in Faerûn. Imagine being born human and having a lifespan of maybe 80 years, half of which is your only realistic window for hoping to make something of yourself or changing the world. Would you waste five to ten years painfully trying to learn cantrips and your first ritual spells? Or would you rather embrace the gift that is your birthright?
>>538488176>characters both written by the same dude>the dude is an overly buff for an elf sexpest who does everything he can to fuck anyone he canIt's clear the writer just has a cuck fetish or Halsin is his self insert and he has a crush on Shadowheart's VA.
camp conversations with wyll are so tiresome
Wyll if asked if he banged Mizora>I'm not really that kind of man.Also Wyll>Ah, Halsin is such a thicc delight
>>538495969Hehehehehe wyll is gay.
>>538494919A human wizard can be born with natural talent, see Gale and Elminster.
>>538494797thank you for buying bg3 and supporting larian, make sure to pre order the early access of our next big rpg so we get to listen to your feedback stay tuned
>>538495969wait until you hear about what he thinks of astarion
>>538496339You would think he'd out some blemish on the big ass herpes scabs on his lips.
time for another monk runjust can't stop playing the best class
>the best class Is ranger
Are all monk runs open hand?
>>538470304B A S E DASED
>>538498290So who does he like?
>>538498415Elminster his self-insert
>>538498485Ok but Elminster isn't a companion
Is the wokegender seranafag aka mintharafag in here?
If Dalyria was a companion would she be the Serana of this game?
>>538499254No. She murdered a child.
>>538499549based
The tutorial ship has so many cool details and mindflayer faces built into the design.
I used to be an animorphs fan and let me tell you, I always thought that Elminster and Ellimist were the same character until I played BG3
Radials sure are a pain when you're a learned spellcaster that uses illithid powers.
>give all the the tadpoles to gale only since wizard+tapole powers is OP>the dream guardian says they are glad im using the tadpolesDumb mindflayer
>>538499254Maybe. There was an anon who fell in love with her boobs
Fair thee well
me want to go big unga bunga and smash little peoplewhat class?
>>538505705Berserk
>>538505705barb
How do people manage to do multiple playthroughs of this game? The combat to me isn't very interesting, seems more like a "means to an end" and even though I haven't played since launch I basically remember the entire game so whenever I try to start a new run I get bored of dialogue by the time I reach the grove. Even having completely new party members and trying new classes/subclasses I just feel so bored. I keep find myself alt tabbing to find something to watch or getting distracted and walking away from my computer. There isn't much buildo autism in 5e and this isn't a "gameplay" game like an action rpg so I just find myself mind numbingly going through character dialogues to progress and quit after 20-30 minutes every time.
Waifus, HusbandosLove & Harmony>Créche edition
>>538506145>Balanced>Tactician>Honor>Custom>mods >playing as Tav>playing as Dark Urge>playing as a companion>the various game altering decisions You can at least see how a person can play the game twice.
>>538461454He's just fucking annoying desu>picks up random piece of shit>I thoh of yew when I sawr ihFuck off
>>538506842>I thought of you>its a fucking ropemhmmmm Scratch do you like me?
>>538506350>difficultiesDoesn't change the game enough to warrant a second playthrough, maybe Honor mode exclusively but people were already doing their own "honor mode" before the mode existed with only allowing 1 save, no scumming, and permadeath.>modsAgain, not much make the runs that different. You can add some new classes sure, but the majority of the game is dialogue.>different charactersSeeing the unique stuff is fun, but the difference between Tav and Durge is like 1-2 hours of content, but the playthrough takes 50-100 to complete all with basically the same shit going on. There is even less new content playing as an origin, since you see 95% of it just having that person in your party in your Tav/Durge run, some of them don't even get a single unique scene when you play as them.>game altering decisionsFew and far between + the game has been out for 2 years most people have already seen it spoiled for them.
See now you're being deliberately obtuse.
>>538507396No, I pointed out my issue with the game being that I know how 90% of it plays out and how seeing 1 new dialogue choice after 200+ dialogues isn't exciting enough for me to stay invested in a new run where I'm already getting bored by the grove. Your response was pointing out why people would play more, without addressing the actual issue. Maybe those people are neurodivergent and don't mind running through the same 100 hour story, with slight variation, again or maybe they have bad memory and forgot the entire first playthrough. Either way 5e classes play so similarly and all the fights are the exact same that the combat doesn't engage me in playing more and the dialogue is the same shit as the first time around except now I get a wacky durge option every once in a while. That doesn't feel like enough for me. It doesn't suddenly get rid of the 60 hours of playing through the same exact stuff and watching the same exact dialogue cutscenes I already saw just to get 5 hours of stuff I didn't see.
Would Shadowheart be willing to give you a snowball kiss?
>>538506145>How do people manage to do multiple playthroughs of this game?>btw i hate half of the game and played it only to feel included yeah i wonder
>>538508016>>538507127Sounds like the games discussed in /crpgg/ are more up to your speed. It's okay to not like a game, you shouldn't force yourself to like something.
>>538494421no but they made her bi because sweetbabyinc
>>538508790Reading comprehension isn't exactly your strong suit
>>538506971kek
anyone use the dnd expanded race mod? downloading the one without the free stats. it decent?
is playing a pure wizard fun
why is that red haired girl's cat so skittish?
>>538511549dunno but they need lots of love and headpats!
>>538509854Yes, most Drow nobles would never touch a m*le.
you WILL play the game and you WILL be happy
>>538512410I might not, actually...Trying to do a new run with my friend, but my pc seems to hate bg3 now. It's been running much worse these last few months, and now my fans are blasting pretty much every time I load bg3.Feeling closer to suicide than I have in my life, this legit might be my last year.
>Slop & Stupidity>None of the elements present in the game suggest that Astarion was ever sexually abused>Being sexually abused is not the same as being used as a prostitute to attract hundreds of victims for your master.
>>538513337sexually exploited, not abused
>>538506145You try this bait every single thread, and every single time you remind me of the swine that's too soulless to understand roleplaying - the active process of portraying a character who exists in a fictional world. A reminder of porcine wisdom:>Roleplaying is not something as demanding as going on stage and playing an actor, it should be more natural, even if in such a large game, FOMO is around the corner.That's what you are. A pig so afraid to commit to a playthrough with its narrative choices and consequences, that it brings all ten companions in a party and treats the game like a fucking theme park - because of "FOMO." And once you've exhausted all dialogue options, heard every companion banter, cheated every encounter, sucked all the marrow out of the bone, all in one playthrough - then there's no incentive for another playthrough, obviously. You don't understand roleplaying. You are one step removed from the pig playing with its ten dolls, and getting bored of them. Fuck off.
Yes I post here every day because I got bored of Baldur's Gate 3, 2023's GOTY and possibily the LOTR equivalent of video games, how could you tell?>you remind me of himaww, stop thinking about me silly~
>gratuitous slop>nothing worthwhile to addHow do PEOPLE manage to do multiple playthroughs of this game? I don't get it. I've seen everything in my Party Limit Begone playthrough already! It's all so BORING now. At least /bgg/ is there to attention-whore and post incredibly stupid takes.
>>538514006Ironic that I posted this pic, and now my pc may well join that swine in a toasty fate.
>>538515049>>538512730I'm sorry for your PC anon, kind of the same thing happened to mine last year and part of my storing devices got fried, lost lots of screenshots and my old saves.When was the last time you did a backup/cleaned your PC fans?
>>538514006That's a lot of projection and assumptions to be making, retard-kun. I brought 3 people with me, didn't even get Halsin, Minthara, Jaheira, or Minsc on my first run. I just played the game and roleplayed my charismatic good guy character. I did manage to find all the explorable areas in the game as well. But roleplaying is what you yourself imagine and envision, it's heavily limited by virtue of being a video game and having a set path that you have to go down. No matter what options you choose in Act 1, you will go to the same Act 2, and you will go to the same Act 3 and the variations are not large enough to constitute an entire second playthrough for "roleplay" alone. The only "roleplay" you can do in BG3 is "good, bad, or gimped retard that makes a dumbass build using salami weapons" because it's a video game. The NPCs will have the same dialogues, there is only a handful of meaningful choices in the game that actually impact the story, the story beats will remain the same every time, the endings are mostly the same with slight alterations and only massively change between "good" and "bad"So yes, roleplaying would be a great incentive, but it cannot be an incentive because it's a video game and not an imaginary scenario you can roleplay out with limitless possibilities and completely different stories and settings.
Planning to do a second playthrough, are those extra item mods for each class any good? Those look cool but don't know if they break the game difficultywise or something.
>>538515498I got all the important stuff on a flash drive. Soon to be two flash drives.Might clean it out today, just don't really have space to work on things.>>538506971First thing I did when he handed me the rope was rope my teef in photomode.
>an entire race of homicidal, retarded, biological inferiors with very black skin >the men live in perpetual fear of their loud, proud, and bossy wives >cursed to live in a backward shithole called the “Underdark,” essentially a flashy ghetto>their pale-skinned racial cousins live in idyllic utopias blessed by the gods themselves>every time their racial cousins try to lend them a hand or give them the benefit of the doubt, they react with violence, betrayal, take advantage of them, but normally all of the above How did this insane racism slip through the filter? They didn’t even TRY to obfuscate it.
>>538516642What mod are you talking about? I used to play withhttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/9119and it wasn't that broken>>538517234>Menzoberranzan>backward shithole Sounds like filthy Thay's red mages propaganda.
>>538516257>assumptionsI would call them educated guesses. When I read something like,>I keep find myself alt tabbing to find something to watch or getting distracted and walking away from my computer. I picture someone who has trouble immersing themselves in a fictional world. Someone who doesn't understand the roleplaying that lends itself to such immersion. I am reminded of the swine's low-INT take of what roleplaying means, and how RPGs are like theme parks, where one is incentivized to try every ride (because of "FOMO") and once it's over, there's nothing more to it. Roleplaying is an ACTIVE process. It's not the same as replaying a movie you watched months ago.>So yes, roleplaying would be a great incentive, but it cannot be an incentive because it's a video gamYou don't understand roleplaying. You are limited by your imagination. The genre is simply not for you. Go play an ARPG for a thousand hours, each one drastically different from the one before. Take the attention whore with you.
>>538517975>I picture someone who has trouble immersing themselves in a fictional world. Someone who doesn't understand the roleplaying that lends itself to such immersionDid you miss the part where I already went through this fictional world and already exhausted all the dialogue I could with every NPC and the only changes would be "act like an asshole here to make everyone mad"? Since that's basically all the dialogue choice you get. You either>be generally good>be snarky because lmao millennial humor>be a dickhead "Astarion and Lae'zel approve"That's why I'm bored, because I already did all this shit. Zevlor getting a bit pissy because I chose to tell him "I don't have time to do your chores for you" does not make me want to commit 100 hours to the game again.
>>538517234The drow are often described as even more beautiful than their surface cousins. Your first point is already wrong.
>>538517975You do not understand roleplaying simply because you'd agree with him if you did. You can't roleplay a video game, it's on rails. You can only roleplay in real life because only real life humans can be both proactive and reactive. The NPC will regurgitate the same line every time because that's what it is programmed to do. Until you can play BG3 in a way where you can type out your responses and an AI will generate a response back then there is no roleplay to be had, only the facade of roleplay with limited choice. Thoughbeit BG3 has more choices than a lot of other games, but it's still not real. It's all an illusion. You will still get funneled toward the netherbrain no matter what kind of roleplay you want to do. What if I want to roleplay a schizo who steals the artifact from Shart and then goes and lives out my peaceful days in another continent talking to my guardian-fu and pretending like nothing bad is happening in Baldur's Gate? Well I can't
Am I tripping or is female human face 6 literally Valentina Nappi?
>>538518571>Did you miss the partNo, I did not. I simply used you as an excuse to shit on the swine's lack of soul and intellect one more time. I don't actually give a rat's ass about your ADHD and inability to stay immersed in a world for more than 20 minutes. And since I've already seen your bait multiple times, I'm bored of it now. Funny how that works, huh?
>>538518627>described asNow you’re just digging a hole.
>>538519030Lips and nose look quite different but I can see her in her eyes, yes.So uhh...how you're going to RP this character anon?
>>538517464https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/14078This one, haven't tried mods yet so I don't know anything about how it affects game balance
>>538519540Naked 24/7, huge slut, fucks anything that moves, partied up with buff males.
>>538520110except wyll of course
>>538518951The narrative provides a framework. Everything else is roleplaying, i.e., your sole responsibility as an honest player. How fucking soulless do you have to be to make the intellectual shortcut that since NPC lines are the same every time, that since the three-act structure is fixed, that since the endings are already finite and predetermined, you somehow don't need to do anything resembling roleplaying? You are PLAYING a video game. And since this video game happens to be an RPG, you're also ROLEPLAYING, hopefully. It's an act of participation, by definition. If you're only interested in the plot - X happens then Y happens then Z happens - then you might as well have not bought the game and watched a movie on youtube. Spoiler alert - you defeat the Netherbrain and the world is saved. What a story that was.
>How fucking soulless do you have to be to make the intellectual shortcut that since NPC lines are the same every time, that since the three-act structure is fixed, that since the endings are already finite and predetermined, you somehow don't need to do anything resembling roleplaying? >There's a famous question that kindergarten teachers will ask their class to gauge how their minds are developing.Susan and Kelly are having a picnic. They both have an apple, and a basket with a lid. Susan places her apple into her own basket, and then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While she is gone, Kelly takes Susan's apple and places it into her own basket. When Susan returns from the bathroom, which basket will she look in first for her apple?the /bgg/ conundrum, or perhaps, even the very old philosophical question: can I still be happy without free will?>"She will always think of pizza"Cries the namefag>"You might as well watch a movie!"Yells the slopwhiner
How would you go about creating an “adventurer” kind of character? I’m tired of power tripping with wizards, druids, sorcerers and barbarians. I want to do something kinda like Frodo, where he’s basically a nobody who gets dragged into an important quest and has to use whatever means he has to survive.Which class should I use for that? I’m probably going halfling cause Frodo.
>Astarion is a character who for centuries suffered the negative influence of a bully master, who constantly abused him, and who perverted his nature. When Astarion distances himself from Cazador's clutches, he demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to his narcissistic and opportunistic nature, it is also possible not to be completely society's waste, maintaining his human aspect of him.
>>538521063>I’m probably going halfling cause Frodo.No one cares about your midget concept. Do you understand?
>>538521063never level up
>>538521063Some shitty melee ranger.
>>538520184Considering the actress, it would be a party of nothing but Wylls if she has her way.
>>538521996BasedI love whores
Thank the gods we have the pig to entertain those that would rather talk about porn actresses than the game. Not "shitting up the place," by the way.
>>538521063Doesn't matter. You could be the most worthless fuckup who dies in every single fight and your companions would still think you are god's gift to Faerun, a talented fighter, and an all around amazing person and will want to sleep with you.
>>538512730repaste your cpu cooler>>538515498cute frog
>>538521063There's an achievement called Jack-of-all-Trades which is rewarded when you take 1 level of all 12 classes in the same playthrough without ever respeccing at Withers. So you pick a class at char creation then multi-class into something else at every level-up. Now I don't give a fuck about achievements but I found this concept refreshing and I think it aligns well with what you're aiming for. It's like self-contained dipping where you're not allowed to have the grand prize as multi-level investments are not allowed and you don't get to cherry-pick (sub-)classes but only their order. It keeps your might at bay while giving you a plethora of options to solve whatever the game throws at you! Like a Swiss Army knife!
>>538475895this is a joke righttav is bare bones compared to durge
Shadowheart best bard
>TAV>tits, ass and vagah at last i truly see
>>538526221Actually, she is the best Storm Sorc/Tempest Cleric
>As an action, present your holy symbol and cause undead creatures to flee.
>>538527538*unzips cock*
I can only enjoy playing self insert characters or hot characters I’d like to fuck.What causes this? I like the idea of playing a male dwarf cause they’re cool as a race, but I can’t self insert as a dwarf and I don’t want to fuck dwarves.
>The master was slain in his own house. They dined on him both, the cat and the mouse.What did Raphael mean by this?
>>538526221She's a terrible bard.Viconia went through some classes for Shadowheart, until finally settling on...Trickery Cleric
>>538525771I think the unhinged dialogue can be fun fun but I don't like them coming at the expense of being an amnesiac for most of the story and Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way for the rest.
>Pixie Moonlantern keeps giving off light normally after she diesNice game
Man I hate how the strong female body portrait looks.
>>538536347you take the moon out but it's still a lantern idiot
Is robe of supreme defense the best armor in the game? +7 to all saving throws is crazy
is there more mizora content if you play wyll origin? does the sex still happen? can I tell raphael to fuck off because I already have a sugar mommy?
>98% of the Vases are empty>2% of them contained a Scroll in the first dungeon>mfw I still feel the urge to check every single one of themSwen owes me a new mouse.
>>538521063Rogue fits that bill and also sucks
do you think it was the chinese influence that made them undermine the nig
whoever decided that origin character can't be fully customizable save for background should be crucified and choked with their own bowelsI want to personally eviscerate whoever is responsible for this retardation
is playing a pure wizard fun?
why the hell can't I use right click to move the camera wtf is this control scheme
>>538539146play time?
interesting that Shadowheart dumped her charisma stat
>>538539146wasd
>>538539272I just started. The controls are weird as fuck.
>>538539428I mean for turning the camera angle. What is right clicking even doing?
I wonder if there is any mod that restores the cunty characters from the early EA.
>>538539653examine
>>538539334she's pretty autistic desu
>start dating Lae'zel>but somehow also dating ShadowheartI'm assuming this is a bug? Just really wanted to help her. Lae'zel seems like the type to rip my head off for doing something like that. Guess I'll roll with it and have my second play through be more legit.
>>538498084I'm partial to the way of elements
>>538540354no she's not she's literally the opposite spergs have issues with sarcasm & metaphores
>>538538993sure if you unlock the level limit so you can actually have fun with your high level spells instead of blowing your load on a single artistry of war and having to rest
can I respec an origin character into an entirely different class after I get my hands on bone man
>>538541240yes, apparently respecing gale into barbarian and dumping int is fine from canon standpoint according to larian, but changing his hairstyle is a violation of established character traits and you need mods for that
I wanted to fuck the pixie desu
I feel like Durge has a very special relationship with Withers so can't play as any other character anymore, like Withers has a special thing with Durge in particular
>play Shadowheart origin>the Dream Guardian is HalsinOH FUCK OFF
Shadowheart is clearly more attracted to Karlach than Halsin, why is Halsin pushed the hardest
deadmeme
>>538540450You can date two characters in Act 1 without anyone caring.You're forced to choose in Act 2, though.
>>538542202ffm lets cucks imagine they're getting two womenmfm threatens them
>play Wyll origin>can't immediately hotline Mizora telling her I'm tadpoled and our contract won't mean shit if I turn into mind flayer and lose my soul
>>538542202Because men are only scared of Big H because he's a man. They know they can't compete with his muscles and goodberries.Men jerk off to lesbians see the namefaggot.
>>538541635You do you, man.
>>538543090these aren't even real people and many of their relationships are open ended. At least the writers seem to think Shadowheart leans more lesbian.
I don't like wyll because he's black. There, I said it.
>>538542202She has more comments saying Halsin is hot than she does saying Karl is hot, and she also doesn't have multiple sexual situations that she actively disapproves of you backing out of with Karl, and she doesn't encourage you to have sex with Karl during your relationship, so it would seem your impression that she likes Karl more isn't based on facts, and actually contradicts them.But even your not-based-on-reality question has an answer, which is that the same author wrote Halsin and Shart, and he had a self-insert character that he constantly fellates by having Shart lust after him regardless of her relationship status. It's just a juvenile writer who couldn't resist pairing his two characters together, a waifu and his self insert. It's really not a mystery why all the Halsin stuff exists, once you see the same name on the writing credits for both characters.
>so-called Mintharafag talking more about Shadowheart than his own "waifu" againhere we go
>>538544031In this image you can see Halsin in the background. I can't get rid of him with the NPC toggle as that makes Manthara's corpse disappear. But it fits for you.
>>538542939I'm in act 3 near the circus and they both have the kiss/romance options. Guess it is a bug then.
why don't you schizos just filter his name
Should’ve just left Halsin as some bloke you bump into now and again, right? Instead they’ve shoved him in the gang like he’s one of the main lot, but he’s not got much going on. Feels like they’ve taken some early version of him, stuck a load of daft stuff on, and now he’s wandering about like he’s in one of those fan stories people write when they’ve got too much time. It’s like they’ve made him for themselves, not for the game. Bit weird, really.
>>538544341
is there any way to soften Minthara
I play for karlachs fat thighs
what's the whole 'goodberry' meme all about?
Paladin, Oath of Devotion, folk hero, high elf high charisma, with Karlach, Wyll, and Gale. Is this the best set up for a the goodest goody good playthrough?
>>538545254goodberry is a first-level spell for druids and rangers that halsin, jaheira, and minsc can cast
>>538544934Sort of. You can steer her away from wanting to control the brain by reminding her it's a bad idea that will draw too much attention, and she realizes it and is happy conquering the underdark and/or Baldur's Gate by conventional means. If you mean make her nice, then no. She's always LE/NE and she doesn't change that. Which is based, since every other evil character in this game can change to N, so somebody has to be evil.
>>538545329right but the whole 'goodberry pie' thing?
what's the whole 'paladin' meme all about?
Is rogue difficult to play well? I’m on my first playthrough and I’m still level 2 but my character feels kinda useless compared to my companions
>>538545327>Karlach "Let's hear the duergar slavers out first" Clifford>Warlock>Gale>goodlmfao
>>538545254They're convenient in tabletop but utterly useless in bg3.
>>538544786>posting the edit
>>538545423I thought Shadowheart changes to good if she goes Selunite, or is she neutral? A lot of her approvals seem a bit good aligned to begin with
>>538545473>Is rogue difficult to play well?kind of, yeah
>>538545429goodberries can be used as supplies for long rests and would likely make for a "good" pie
>>538545541can you please give me a constructive response instead of just mockery, jeez. Gale seems mostly neutral trying to make amends and the other two try to be good.
>>538545423Remember when you said Minthara had a sex scene in act 3? Nobody should believe the things you write.
wait the game has alignments?
>>538545473are you using your sneak critical attacks?
>>538545795wyll is trying and mostly succeeds but he consorts with a devil on the outsetkarlach sucks at being good, ask for her opinion on soul coinsgale is neutralyour best bet for goodest goody good is three hirelings
>>538545429it came from this copypasta:>Shart laying back, exhausted from Halsin's pounding>Daddy Halsin sitting back with his pipe, supervising your clean-up>"mmmnfurfnfmmm nurmomnurghh good mmm arrmgfrnmm mmm goodberry good">"Slow down, Tav! You'll make yourself sick!>"There will be plenty more Goodberry Pie for you later :)"
>>538544786>>538545604
>>538545627She's always been a normal person who was brainwashed to be evil, so throughout the game she secretly approves of being normal and disapproves of being evil, even if she verbally says otherwise, and will say she's a hardcore Sharran. Originally, one of the reasons I liked the character is that she lies to you about her alignment, which is always fun in crpg parties.If you steer her away from Shar she stops pretending to be evil and embraces her normal person self. She's no longer pretends, and gets to be herself.As for the difference between N and G, you have to actually do Good things to be Good. She retires to a farm and takes care of her own parents, which is a Neutral act and a Neutral lifestyle. If she were to, say, go on a crusade against Sharrans as revenge for how they treated her and she uses her unique knowledge of the inner workings of Sharran cloisters to make sure they don't do what they did to her, that would be a Good act and a Good lifestyle. Goodness is about doing things, it's action.
>>538545429That's what Minsc & Halsin cook up for Tav every evening
i just fucked astarion and i feel kinda gay
>>538545970The game doesn't mention them and does not feature them, but the alignment system is a sacred cow of DnD so people still talk about them. And the bg3 characters do have character sheets published by larian/wotc that do have the alignment box filled in, so they gave their impression at one point too, even if the videogame itself doesn't mention it.For some of them, it's really obvious. A loyal Sharran is obviously evil, a loyal jackboot of Vlaakith is evil, Karlach is obviously chaotic good, Minsc is obviously CG (and has been for a long time in canon, despite what his original AD&D character sheet said) and Asty is obviously NE. Some characters change, such as Frog being N when she stops following Vlaakith, or Shart being N when she breaks out of the Sharran cult, or Asty being N in his freedom ending.For some, they have traits of two alignments, which can make writing one on a sheet harder, for example Minth having traits of both NE and LE.bg3 not mentioning alignments much is a part of a larger effort from wotc to downplay alignments. Paladins don't need to be LG/LE anymore, they can be anything according to their oath, and a lot of the races that had racial alignments just don't anymore. It's still part of the game and the spells that have historically cared about alignment still do, but they're just downplaying it a bit in lore and some class identities and race identities.
>>538547074You shouldn't, he's great
>>538547074>I just had sex with a man and I feel kinda gay
>>538547091I think it's *really* because you can influence them a lot and they don't fit cleanly into alignments because of this, on a normal playthrough where you aren't pushing her to moustache twirling villainy Shadowheart blatantly doesn't have her heart in being evil even well before act 2 despite her chosen god.and when your influencing them alignment shifts would be clunky as fuck, I think alignments were always wonky when it came to mortals, it was more about what spells influence what outsider.
I am gay I like to stick my dick in men's assholes
>>538544341These are exactly the things that would make Minthara go crazy, and not in a "mommy dommy post goblin party cute sexo" way.>"You proclaim yourself 'alurlssrin', you claim my name as your own: and yet your mouth speaks only of the half-elf. My blade has tasted blood for far less, iblith."
>>538540354no she's not lol
>>538499254I hope not, Serana isn't supposed to be romanceable.
>>538549208He doesn't love mantahra, shes just a rebound.
Stop bullying manthyfag, he's got assburgers.
>>538550036
>>538550036Never
>>538550410I think she's got aspergers too
Being Karlaches femboy sex slave!!!
Most to least autistic:GaleFrogWyll (pls address me by my superhero name guys!!!)Karlach (more adhd)Astarion (also adhd)Shadowheart
>>538550474she's just a little autistik
>>538550997Ok, I loled
>>538545327>>538545795Let's define it from the other way round, shall we? If you want an evil party then Minthara and Astarion is a must, with probably Lae'zel being the best candidate for the last spot. They either straight up support or at least don't mind such choices.I'm running a goody two shoes playthrough without Minthara and Astarion kept to the minimum and I have zero issues with anybody. Constant 65-70% approval with Gale being almost maxed out and I'm not even halfway through the game.
>install mod that adds new encounters>breaks the one quest reward i want
Goodautismos back at it
Wyll would fuck with Lil Nax X's early albums
is Wyll Kendrick or Drake
>>538513337RIP
>>538552542Never happening
>>538552542Cute mushroom dress, what mod is from?
>>538552542Why re her ripples slightly poking through her dress?
>>538550948this would be my list except switch frog and gale
Every time you dot call wyll the blade you are dead naming him.
>>538544031eh shart calls karlach hot on at least three or four occasions. probably about equal with halsin. she sees karlach as real relationship material and not just as a sex object so that explains her turning down karlach poly. halsin is supposed to be a sex fling and nothing more
I don't get how people are still so autistic about this, all the companions have dialog flirting with eachother.
>>538554565stop triggering him into writing paragraphs
>>538552542cute
>>538525603good idea nonny i'll try it on my next playthrough
>>538554736the brothel mindbroke thousands
>>538544031Shadowlach is literally canon in a Larian real life universe
karlach klussy
>>538554565>sex fling and nothing moreanon but years of loneliness made me idealize sex and now I can't help but consider it a reward for my emotional involvement and any escape from the norm is unacceptable and sinfulbtw Im sarcastic and you're correct, I actually think Halsin's "romance" feels like a last minute addition compared to the othersdoes he even have other sex scene other than the brothel one?
Karlach wants to get double teamed by gale and wyll but I don't see any autist writing paragraphs about that.
>>538544031he's been crying about shadowheart for 3 days in a row
Nametranny also hates Karlach. But he hates Halsin and Shadowheart the most.
>>538555119>he doesn't know about the bear scene
>>538554565I just listed multiple things that she does have with Halsin that she does not have with Karl, and all of the ones she doesn't share with Karlach are significant things like disapproving of not having sex with him and encouraging her partner to have sex with him. The idea that they're "about the same" is absolutely false, and of course you ignore more than half of the things I listed when saying that. Naturally.There's also nothing at all to suggest she views Karl as relationship material and not Halsin, or the other way around. Her coments include "she looks like she could lift me over her shoulder and carry me to safety" which is the exact same sort of muscle lust she has towards Halsin. Her comments are of the same variety, so your take is once again not based on reality. Shart is empathetic towards Karl and does like her more than just lusting after her muscles, but to suggest that when it comes to sex it's meaningfully different from what she says about Halsin is not true.>>538555119Yes, he has other sex scenes, which actually puts him as having more sex scenes than some of the main characters. He's also one of the ones that has choices to make for the player (sex with him or a bear) which not all of the main cast have.I actually agree that he was added last minute and makes less sense than most of the main cast, but just correcting the other part.
Post things that frustrate you about the game>when leveling up a wizard, you have to make a mental checklist of scrolls in your inventory, so you don't choose spells you don't need to
gale/wyll/halsin never stood a chance against him
>>538555520In this one she has the gremlin face
what is the best good-aligned deity to have as a cleric, interaction wise?
>>538555127because you made that up
Karlach is poly and into gangbangs but I don't see any autist writing a ton of paragraphs about that despite being the second most popular companion (larian is lying about the romance statistics btw)
>>538555283...the one with the squirrel??wait thats real?I thought that was only for the memes bros...Swen loves memes...
>>538555701>larian is lying about the romance statistics btwastarion lost quit crying, emperor is more romanced than him too btw
>>538554736This has been covered many times. All of the companions have comments about how physically attractive Halsin is, even the men, but none of them have a scene where they give you disapproval points for not having sex with him, nobody else eagerly encourages Halsin's camp scene not even Astarion, and nobody else tells you they've already been daydreaming of having sex with him over time. To try to dismiss the topic as "everyone thinks Halsin is hot" ignores several ways in which Shart goes the extra mile on the topic. They're not all equivalent, not by a mile.
>>5385558653 YEARS
>>538555520>There's also nothing at all to suggest she views Karl as relationship material and not Halsinher comments when you try to date both at the same time? its clear she sees the player with karlach as a real relationship but not you with halsin. astarion acts the same way actually. he views halsin as a simple sex fling for you
Seriously how did they get away with adding bear sex into the game, isnt that beastiality?
>>538555865>but none of them have a scene where they give you disapproval points for not having sex with himliterally all the companions that can join the diddy party disapprove, even Gale quit lying
>>538555654
>>538556106yeah astarion disapproves of not inviting halsin into your drow orgy too but mintharafag always ignores that for some reason
>>538555826Literally no one talks about karlach
>>538556327He doesnt give a shit about male romances
>>538554565>she sees karlach as real relationship materialNah, if you tell Shart you want to party with companions and dance around the fire, she gets disappointed.Shart by all accounts prefers chilling and the quiet, Karlach pretty much wants to party hard.
>>538556340She's the most marketed companion and is on the face of the latest dnd book, her VA played her in an AD alongside the VA of 2 GTA5 characters, meanwhile Neil has to hug ugly trannies for brownie points to stay relevant
>>538556453>>538555005
>>538556553Astarion is on the cover of new dnd books too? Stop being retarded
>>538555526There is no distinction between dialogues that progress the conversation and the ones that provide optional information.
>karlaches VA is brazilian So are you telling me karlach could have been fucking me with a sexy brazilian accent but larian said no?
>Oh Pookie I'll make you forget Sebastian
>>538556106You are being misleading because Asty doesn't even want to have the orgy at all. He dissociates during it and stares off with his 1000-cock-stare and the narrator even comments on it, so we know he doesn't even want to be there at all.Asty disapproving of not inviting Halsin also doesn't change anything about the other things I listed. Asty doesn't mind you having sex with Halsin in camp but he doesn't quite jump at encouraging you like Shart does, so it's still different.Also, and most importantly, there being one other character that generally approves of sex with Halsin, but to a lesser extent than Shart, doesn't change the actual point being made, which is that Shart is the most enthusiastic by a large margin and the statement "well everyone says he's hot at least once" is irrelevant and doesn't represent the situation. Shart goes above and beyond any other character in terms of desiring and encouraging sex with Halsin, and people trying to say otherwise have been proven wrong on many occasions, and a "well Astarion also likes it somewhat" doesn't change anything about the actual topic.
>>538557401>You are being misleading because Asty doesn't even want to have the orgy at all.he clearly does since he asks you to join even if you don't romance him, I'm not reading the rest of your post you clearly proved that you don't play the game
>>538557401
>>538557401the sharties and astarionsisters are too stupid to understand the significance of the dissociation scene. you're literally talking to people too stupid to get it. they see the green +1 and think that summarizes the character's feelings. you even explained it to them and their only response was didn't read. it's sad. you're looking for in depth discussion in a shitposting playpen full of retards
To the Astarionsis who mentioned some sister making 3d animated porn. I finally saw it!
>>538556728Mass Effect had that sorta figured out, more info on the left, renegade/paragon choices on the right. That said maybe it's also a failure on our part to not just roll with the punches and enjoy the roleplaying however it happens.
Karlach has multiple lines about wanting to share you around and doesn't care if you sleep with other people also she has multiple lines about how she wants you to pass her around alot but despite being the second most popular romance i don't see autist writing paragraphs about that (larian is lying about the romance numbers btw)
Are clerics just the feminized version of paladins?
>>538556728that's a good thing, that's how actual conversation go you have to be careful with what you say to get the extra fluff I like that
Murdering Cazador in his coffin in front of Astarion.
>>538558541Karlach isn't terribly popular in this general and frankly i don't see her being that popular overall, due to the more invested fans realizing that her questline is pretty barebones and even in her best ending, she goes to hell.The epilogue dangling a solution and then dropping the expansion didn't help there either, i guess.I think a lot of people went with her on their 1st playthrough because they kinda liked her attitude and saw her as the big muscle mommy alternative to Shart.Even when /bgg/ was far more active, people posting Karlach were pretty rare, whereas there was a whole lot of shartfags.
>>538556106Gale approves either way actually which is pretty weird considering he doesn't even want to be involved
>>538560234He was groomed by mystra as a child so he unironically thinks like >wow she is pushing me to try something new i respect thatOr>she let me set my own boundaries this is amazingDepending on what you picked .
>>538558262I'm sad that she mostly focuses on Astarion x Gale animations, but I like her work so much. It's filled with genuine emotions, which is so different from the porn made by men.
Gale was designed for women who want to be the abuser in the abusive relationship.
>>538560860Yeah im icked by all the gay porn she makes. We were so close....
Reminding gale that he was a depressed nothing without mystra until I fixed him and that he better listen to me so i can keep fixing him.
>>538557861you seem too retarded to understand. he doesn't end up enjoying it at the end but that doesn't take away his consent or feelings before the scene occurred
Did we really need 2 elf druid companions ?
>>538557559Idk why he calls himself MIntharafag anymore. He almost never posts about her.
>>538558541She actually does care. She's not enthusiastic about sharing you but understands it as a practical aspect of you not being able to touch her. She daydreams about being promiscuous and "sleeping her way across the sword coast" but that is to herself, and she makes no indication of that sort of behavior once she is dating you, which means she's happy with you.Plus, nobody lies about Karlach. There aren't any people here constantly posting about Karlach is just lying or joking when she says it's ok for you to sleep around, and there's no one saying "well other characters say Halsin is hot too so it's all the same and equivalent". I correct misinformation whenever it's posted, and no one posts misinformation about Karl very often, so of course she's a less popular topic.If there was someone constantly saying Minthara is a Chaotic Good hippie who just lies every time she says to murder someone for power, I would be constantly correcting that person. But Shart is the only character that has one or two consistent liars, so as a result she's the dead horse topic in need of correction constantly.Karlachfags happily enjoy their waifu and don't feel the need to lie about her constantly to cope. They don't shitpost like Sharties do. Because Karlach doesn't have any weird Halsin lust they're insecure about, she has the normal amount as anyone else.
>>538561952>any weird Halsin lust they're insecure aboutLITERALLY you
>wake up in the middle of the night>turn to spoon with Shaddy>she isn't therehuh must be on another one of her midnight swims
>>538561952man shut the fuck up
>>538561952karlach doesn't care if you sleep with a drow prostitute. she's not a fan of halsin but a random prostitute is fine. play the game and stop lying
>>538557401Astarion agrees to the orgy because he thinks Cazzy's death fixed his sexual trauma and to quote him exactly at the brothel, "I'd like to try doing things like this again, now I'm free to find my own desires."only for him to find out that's not how trauma works, and therefore disassociates
>>538562946what a faggot holy shit who tasked a gay man to write a male romance no wonder women hate his guts
>>538561394he's quick to jump back into things because he genuinely wants to enjoy sex for himself again, even though it's not the smartest thing to do with trauma like his
>>538562946She does care and does not actively encourage it the way Shart does, but Karlach's easygoing and permissive nature makes her allow it and she just makes some comment about saving some energy for her too, to try to remind you that you should care about her too. We've been over Karlach's attitudes towards polyamory many times here too and nothing has changed on the matter. Karlach is permissive, which is different from Shart's enthusiasm. >>538563089There's literally nothing wrong with that response. He doesn't want you to have sex with prostitutes and sees it as turning your back on your relationship. He discourages it, but not in an outright demanding or instant manner. This is a normal and healthy response to your partner chatting up some prostitutes.
Karlach would definitely get off on watching another girl aggressively peg you infront of her.
>>538563505ok cool
>>538563505At rate, I am guessing you had a big crush on a girl who "cucked" you by mentioning her 10/10 boycrush and you knew you couldn't compete because you are massively obese and severely autistic. Shadowheart and Halsin are just a constant reminder to this girl. So you take your pent up incel rage on them every single /bgg/ thread. You would be happier if you just killed both. Your "waifu" is evil after all and will actually fuck you if you kill Halsin and the grove.
Wake me up when manthytranny stops shitposting
>>538563804his name is shadowheartfag
>>538563804So never he does this almost 24/7
>>538544341It really makes you think, doesn't it
Shadowheart, dripping with goodberry, beckoning you to help clean her upDaddy H nearby, watching with an approving smirk
The only reason karlach gets mad when you fuck mizora is because you didn't let her watch.
>>538563505karlach doesn't care about a one off like a prostitute but does care when its a fling like halsin. shart is fine with short term amusements like halsin and one offs like prostitutes but draws the line at sharing with another person who wants a serious relationship.it isn't really that hard to understand and it's pretty clear thats what larian was trying to get across. that other anon was right when they said shart likes karlach more than halsin overall. karlach is someone for a serious relationship and halsin is not
she dreamed without MY consent
>going to die soon>serious relationship
>>538564731lmao
>>538542939Can I date two in act 1 and then start a minty romance on top in act 2?
It's okay when karlach does it because she is pretty much a make a wish kid.
>a better posischion
>>538564936Why are you a slut
>>538564936yeah except minty is beginning act 3
>>538565226it's an rpg
>>538563804you know he's only responding to the liars right
>>538564961Yeah that's why no one cares about karlaches proclivities, she is pretty much saying >I want do a ton of crazy sex stuff and see you do a ton of crazy sex stuff before I die
karlach & gale, like to watch, wyll has erectile disfunction and minthara is ugly, this is swen's vision
>>538565531Karlach doesn't like to watch in the traditional cuck way, she wants to know her partner will have a good sex life when she is gone because she truly loves you
>>538563059Astarion wanted to join but didn't end up liking it. Gale didn't want to join but ended up liking it lol
>>538564731>>538565737everyone knows she can go back to the hells
>>538565484
>>538565339he dindu nuffin, we know.
>>538566058She would rather die than go to hell and understands if you don't want to go with her
Kill Karlach, betray Wyll, serve Zariel.
>>538566062REAL
>>538566327I want to serve Karlach's infernal futa cock instead
>>538566327unholy mother of BASED
>>538566823evil origin karlach would say that
>>538566387
>be newb>beat honor for the first time last night>go squid mode for free spells on final fight, which came in handy because I finished with full-ghaik concentrated blast>at party>talk to my cute frog wife>chit-chat a little with others>see H*lsin>>first time letting him live past act 2, or doing his quest>WOULD YOU LIKE A HUG?>no>pick something else. ask him what's been up>talking about telling little babbies stories>cute>look at other options>some other slightly homoerotic-sounding option>no>never talked to this nigga outside his quest and forced dialogue when he forces his way into your party>tell him a story to pass on to the babbies>"I think they'll like that. thank you my friend">only let him live into act 3 so our cute little soup cook Yenna and her cute kot didn't get murderkidnapped by Orin>still fucking asks me if I want to hug him>no, fag>somehow end conversation>talk to Minty>nice talk>get the HAHA YOU'RE HUNGRY, LITTLE GHAIK. MMMM EAT HER BRAINS shit that seems random (it tried to do this to Lae'zel on tactician once, but not the first time I beat the game as a ghaik)>fail the check by 1 point>oh Bob Saget>use inspiration>succeed>"haha that is the smell of friendship" or some shit>u w0t m8>leave
>how delischious
>>538567136
Shart slut shames you if you dump her for Halsin, and she won't join you and Halsin at the brothel if you didn't romance her/dumped her. I think the namefag overshoots a little bit with his arguments.
only High Elven maidens are allowed from now on
>>538567526
>>538568401I'm giggling rn
>>538570615Why do her boobs look lole that? Does larian not know how boobs work?
>>538562946where's astarion
>>538570615this has to be fake. I refuse to believe mintharfag was right the whole time >i'll have my own fun toowhy is this game like this
sigh
Just fucking murder him ffs
I will never have a girlfriend as cute as Shadowheart, how to cope?
>>538570615why do BG3 characters look like they're chewing on extra teeth?It makes me ill every time I see it
>>538571882get an ugly used up gf like minthara
>>538571203Her writer is juvenile and has her lust after his self insert character. He wrote them both. It's pretty straightforward. Everything I've ever said is for transparency and making people aware. I would not joke or exaggerate about something like this anon. People telling you information are not trying to hurt you, they're trying to help you. This post >>538544031.Bg3 is a great game on the whole, but some things deserve criticism, and one of the writers putting a masturbatory self insert that other characters lust after even if they're dating the player is just such a juvenile thing to do.
>>538572081he's an award winning writer he won you lost get over it
I used to hate him for taking Shaddy away from menow... it feels... differentwhat was rage, still has my heart thumping but now I...I want him to do it, I want to thank him for it
>>538572081He is writing the space game so I hope you stay away before you ruin another rpg general with your virgin waifu crying
>>538573207imagine his reaction if the token white woman ends up having dreams too
kneeling in front of Shaddy after He's finished with her...the final debasement, while they watch expectantly, him relaxing with his pipe, her splayed out before me, her damp Grove in front of me>g-good yes goodberry good
>>538573207if the sharters simply admitted it you know he wouldn't go on these tirades
>>538573473I HOPE SO. I hope all the female choices have DREAMS >>538573562He is the king of the Sharties lmao
how can he be king if the sharters all hate him
>>538573817yes he would his first crush ended up dreaming about having an orgy with a stinky druid and he can't cope with it
so he's reformed? while the reallyshart modders are retards
>>538574202
i dunno being reformed is a lot more based than modding the character to suit your vision of them
>>538571948How. Where do i go to get someone like Minthara?
>>538573108thinkingfrog>>538571530this. dead goodberry tells no tales. >>538545561this is for my berrybros: https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/13451
>>538574378Ascendant Astarion THRUSTING
Shooting my cummies inside of karlaches warm pussy and passing out on top of her while she holds me!!!!
>>538575310Romantic
>>538573496
I'm going to play Baldur's Gate 1 EE.If I want a brain dead human fighter character, should I go with Fighter/Berserker or Paladin/Cavalier? I'm probably not going to dual class.Also, should I obsess over the starting scores or can I just get something decent and roll along?
>>538567996true but shitposters ignore this
Farewell BG3. You made us all proud.
>>538575235Whoa stop it... or not
>g-good yes goodberry good I say this
>>538574130The way Mintharafag stomps his feet and calls Halsin a self-insert of the writer is so childish. Shadowheart has some orgy dream regardless of whether Halsin was ever met by the party in Act 1. She's a Sharran, group sex was encouraged by them. It's something she finds fun, take it or leave it, doesn't matter. His daily melties are so irritating.
>>538575539You're better off discussing it in /crpgg/ but I'll answer since I'm hereI'd go with Fighter/Berserker, and I'd skip dual class. Things can go wrong and it's too much for a first play imo. You should not obsess over the starting score, just go with whatever you first roll or something maybe 85+ if you want. But it's fine. Most of the scores aren't actually relevant for anything outside your class stat. For Fighter you'll want STR, DEX, and CON of course. You could tank everything else (CHA will get better prices but there's equipment that gets that to 18 or you just put someone with higher CHA in the top of the party.) But that's pretty soulless imo. You won't need to minmax like that, much better to RP a character and stick with that.Early game is *rough* and you absolutely will be one-shotted by wolves and shit. Ranged is powerful, everyone should carry a ranged weapon. Casters with CC especially Sleep will overpower, and by the end of BG1 you'll be around level 8, then BG2 you can import that character to continue on into godhood.Ask in /crpgg/ if you have any questions, I just come here to talk about goodberries
>Take it or leave it, doesn't matter.almost 50,000 people disagree
>>538576287Oh boy, 50k incel spergs compared to the 15 million people who bought this game. That sure is the majority
If a cambion had appeared to Arabella when she was Kagha's captive, I beg she'd have done anything the cambion wanted to be freed. A real missed opportunity on Larian's part. But perhaps Real Gamers can fix that.
Big H beat both Sharties and Mintharatranny. And they cannot cope!
Real life Minthy.A ruthless corporate ceo. Half her success is being hardworking, but the other half is extortion and blackmail of her competitors. She does love you in her own way and your relationship is strong, but she's got some issues, mostly because her mother was a psychopath and she's trying to not be like her but old habits die hard. She encourages you to be the best you can be and she gives you an important position in the company, and it's actual work not a nepobaby position. She's demanding but in a way that actually gets you to improve and is ultimately good for you. She has trouble relaxing, and will literally say "but our enemies...I mean competitors still draw breath" when you ask her if she wants to take the weekend off to go to the lake. But when you do convince her to take a moment off, she has an affectionate side, and says she feels alurlssrin for you and you cuddle by the fireplace with nice books and expensive wine.She values loyalty, reliability, honesty, and effort. She would much rather you try and fail, than never try. She would much rather you try and fail and tell her than lie about it. You don't have to master every aspect of business and the corporate world, but you do have to try and do what you can. If you try and fail, she would be encouraging. But if you lie about it, that's a short route to her breaking up with you, since the whole reason she likes you is because her world is full of backstabbers on the corporate ladder and you might be someone she can trust and be open with for a change. if you're not honest, then why bother.She wants kids, but not right away. Her career and you are her focus at the moment. She has a ton of peer reviewed research journals about the degree to which psychopathy is hereditary and how to raise kids if your own parents were bad examples. To her, parenting would be something new to excel at and be better than her own mother at. You would have to be the lighthearted nurturing parent.kino waifu.
>>538576560why does mintharatranny never post about minthara? she doesn't deserve to be associated with him
>>538576918Now he did. His cringe fanfiction. The drow values loyalty, reliability, honesty LOL
Can you imagine typing something like that?
minthara poisons you without your knowledge or consent
>>538576879based we love minthara
>>538576879Very nice. This place needs more positive waifu discussion. Shitposters are going to jump at the chance to ridicule you because they are post-ironic empty husks with no love. Ignore them. I will always approve of posts like this.
>>538577436Holy based and saved >>538577476Samefagging to defend yourself is pathetic
>>538577436now draw one of the mod installers
>https://youtu.be/Wlurqxb-GJw?si=kLHORc2OITsjYwbBWyll's theme
Flushed another run in act 3
>>538577770I never get to baldurs gate... I'm always starting a new run by the end of act 2.
>>538577584why
because you're one of the mod installers and it shows
>>538578232you sound peeved
>>538578341i cant even remember the last time i saw the scene where shadowheart holds a knife to laezels throat. Maybe I just don't long rest often enough anymore.
>>538575235HNNNNGGG dhampirmaking motions
>>538567996it's bc ur tav is so ugly it's not worth it to her
And yet I'd rather kiss Shadowheart's vagina.
>>538578784Hnghhh dhampirs
>>538578156you sound peeved
Why did they make shart a mutt instead of a full elf?
>>538579630Elves can't grow pussy hair, and they needed pussy hair to make shart more masculine as part of making her the troon acceptance character, same reason she gets nocturne and cucking and lesbian shit. Romance for reddit.
>>538579630Because Astarion is full elf
>>538579768no woman in the world has a bald pussy naturally lmao
>>538579830astarion should have been the halfie so he could be hairy and have a little bit of a bara aesthetic going on.
>>538576284Thanks mate, I'll follow your advice.>But that's pretty soulless imo. You won't need to minmax like that, much better to RP a character and stick with that.Very much agreed.
>>538579989They shave it because hair is masculine. Pussy, legs, armpits
>>538580001No gross ew
>>538567996she also won't join the orgy unless shes been with you alone first. niggas get too assmad over optional shit
>>538580230Sharties and nametranny bought Halsin to the brothel on purpose heh
>>538580189>doesn't like powerful hairy menIntimidated beta alert
>>538580354I am not a faglord like you
>>538580489Stfu small beta male
>>538580326they'd have to circle back to the whorehouse later on after she turns it down the first time. theres no way her sex scene plays that quick in act 3. niggas out here tryin to bring halsin to fuck then get mad about it
>>538578341
>>538580001otters are gross no
>>538579630because they realized that shadowheart needed to be able to sleep to get attacked by astarion & laezel at night, in dnd elves don't sleep unlike half elves
>>538580668cute frog
>>538580189I agree. Halsin is especially gross. I don't get why Shadowheart is lusting after him. She has no taste in men.
>>538567996past tense
man he's still crying about big bad halsin
they made him too perfect
>>538580968Astarion still tries to attack your elf character during reverie for some reason, so that's not it.
>>538581561the bg3 devs said so though
>>538581513Needs more hair and muscles
>>538580326As a lesbian, I usually bring Halsin so he can gape me and Shadowhairy both while we eat out the Drow girl. It's just a kind of fun thing to do, it isn't a thing unless you make it a thing.
>lesbian >doesn't romance karlach >brings along a man for sexSome one is lying
>>538581695agree on the muscle but not the hair
>>538580968>>538581561its because they already made animations for astarion sneaking up on shart for a showcase but shart had a regular sleeping animation instead on an elf meditation one. they realized they fucked it up too late so instead of remaking the animation they just switched shart to a half elf
>>538581702>As a lesbian
I wonder what the type of guy to romance karlach looks like irl.
>>538582047
>>538582047femboy
>>538582047Repressed dudes like wyll and femboys
As an asexual woman, I usually bring Halsin so he can gape me and Shadowhairy both while we eat out the Drow girl. It's just a kind of fun thing to do, it isn't a thing unless you make it a thing.
Imagine how insufferable namejanny will be about the space game.
>>538582774Very since Big J is main writer
Tav making himself sick from too much goodberry pie
>insufferableThe namefag didn't spam the sex pest 20 times. It's amusing how reviled the namefag is when the scum that decides to take the thread hostage every time they post is so much worse.
So who do karlach and lae'zel cuck you with?
>>538582774I hope that he gets cucked a second time and ropes himself, Larian's trying to make every romance feel unique just don't romance the ex cultist and move on
What's he smirking about, /bgg/?
Having a big strong gf like karlach seems fun, you could cum inside her and fall asleep on top of her and really sink your body inside of her without it being to heavy. Because you know normal women are petite and that would be really uncomfortable for them.
>>538583178astarionsis loves to show off her halsin collection when mintharatranny shows up for xer regularly scheduled meltie loves to show it when you starting whining too
>>538583272based unfortunately he still has several waifus to fall back on and be autistic about
why is every enemy on act 2 resistant to fire?
>>538583789Soul coins OP, also the tree mini boss isn't
>>538583272bold thing to wish upon all the people that installed reallyshart mod
>>538583374the guy that spend weeks crying about a video game character
>>538583374>>538583121
>>538583374officially cucked 50,000 people
>>538583545i loved it when my ex crushed me
>>538584252>>538583858>>538578232>>538577584>>538576287why are you so obsessed with a mod
>>538583374He broke several chuds minds with one smirk
>>538584726because the contradiction of >shadowheart doesn't cuck youand>install this mod so shart doesn't cuck youis the funniest thing i've read on this site for a very long time
>>538584726He's the mod creator. He shills his mind here constantly.
Janitor applications are now open. Can you imagine if the schizo became the janitor?
i found more infernal things but the quest log says "dammon must have left with the refugees already ya dumb bitch"how do you find him now? i didnt know where to go so i went to the underdark for a while but now i rmembered this again
>>538585381Hes in act 2 now
Leaving it inside of karlach overnight so she gets pregnant!!!
>>538585381you won't miss him you'll find him early on in act 2
>>538585381He moved to Act 2 last light inn.
>>538585454>>538585489>>538585519oh
Usual day for /bgg/>whiner spergs about slopfag>mintharafag spergs about Shart>shartcels defend Shart>toadcel spergs about Shart and a mod>schizo spams Shart Halsin screenshots and copypastas>astarionsisters post Missionary with Astarion>repeat
>>538585602you forgor >the retard who comments on the state of affairs
>>538585602patch 9 soon
>>538583178the average person who comes here to talk about the game likes mintharofaggo since he talks about lore and game advice or mods when he's not ranting about sharty. it's the couple shartfags that are also the same ones starting the shart shit every thread that are the ones who pretend to complain every time he posts and will insult him. you notice the pattern the longer you're here. the same ones who will say I'm him with my name off. I bet there's like 3 shitposters here at most they're just loud
>>538585972correct
>>538563059What sexual trauma? What dissociation? The subhuman swine said Astarion was never sexually abused. That's how it justifies joking about it.
>>538585602Astarionsisters are based
Oak father preserve us all.
Let’s as a thread, for at least 24 hours, refrain from projecting our negative childhood experiences onto a bg3 character. I know we can do it if we try super duper hard
>>538585972Nobody likes him. Namedfaggots are always insufferable attention whores in every single general. I would call you him but he doesn't write in lowercase.
lets as a thread agree to post cute frogs
>>538585972No sane person likes Mintharafag's constant rants about Shadowheart. I'm guessing you're personally invested in the waifuwar bullshit.
>>538585602>>538585972>muh shartcels>shartos >shart shart shart>muh pattern deadass you need to get help
Why did they remove clerics having meta magic abilities in 5e? They are just worse paladins now especially since healing is way less important in this edition.
>>538585602>>toadcel spergs about Shart and a mod>>schizo spams Shart Halsin screenshots and copypastassame person
>>538586196>>538586360You can filter the namefag. That's what the name is for. You can't filter some faggot that decides to spam the thread with pictures in retaliation for the namefag posting one too many novels. That's the difference.
if only we can filter the delusions of the sharters like pretending not to know what past tense is
>>538586582anon you can filter images too
>>538586582Name back on. No I like to shit on you. And you make all the discussion center around your autism rants.
>>538586650Take your meds
>>538586818hey what does>just like this oncemeans
>>538586914Are you mentally challenged? All you need to do is point out the past tense of the verb. And again, take your meds
>>538587041so it happens before the brothel then huh
No Glenn, lying and pretending I'm a TOR exit still doesn't work, just like the last dozen times you tried.
Stephenie Meyer a Mormon married with 3 kids wrote Twilight about her self-insert falling for a edgy vampire boy. Mintharafag if you ever spoke to real women you WOULD kill YOURSELF!
>>538587201tactical trvth nvke
>>538585602>astarionsisters post Missionary with Astarionit aint much but it's honest work
john corcoran and jennifer english said shart would pick lae'zel as her romance option. kevin vanord said they were made for each other. this makes the frog anon so mad he spams halsin shart screenshots every thread
I romance karlach because im a alpha male.
I romance karlach because she's nice to me
I romance karlach because she's cute
I romance karlach because lexus december to remember sales event
Women with families can write books. Checkmate unmarried autistic men
>>538587893They have sexual fantasies outside their husbands, s-shocker!!
Shadowheart is for my Blonde Female Noble Human Fighter
>>538587893no fr i know so many sisters who write fanfic who also publish books
I romance karlach because I lack a mother figure
>>538588064Unnecessary projection there but duly noted >>538588167That’s so crazy
>>538586791>Name back on. What would that change? We've established that you are clearly unwilling to filter a namefag whom you dislike. Are you the scum spamming the sex pest? Or maybe the one posting a dead Minthara?>No I like to shit on you.If only you shared the same enthusiasm for shitting on a subhuman that repeats its Astarion rape joke and posts ugly slop. If only you had some decency.
>>538588167*who are married and have kids i forgot to add loli feel so young around them bc im in my 20s and have none of those things lol
>>538585972This. Eventually you automatically filter out the constant shitposters who sperg every time he posts because they're upset he spoke truth about their slut waifu. The entire thing is angry sharties
geraldus jumpscare
>>538588429>a subhuman that repeats its Astarion rape jokeyou keep posting animal abuse
>>538588317Projection how. So many married women write romance novels about vampires or monster men they wanna plow.
>>538587298>>538583121cute & canon
>>538588535a submissive and breedable man
>>538588429Dead Minthara is me. He won't fuck you pigschizo!
Aggressively fucking karlach because I live her!!!
>>538583789>complaining about the relevancy of fire damage in a game where >50% of enemies are resistant/immune to poison>it took until patch 8 to get a class that eventually gets around necrotic resistance despite there being a wizard subclass devoted to necromancy
>>538588886What difference is there between you and the shitposter that posts a dead Shadowheart now? Are you even self-aware enough to realize you've become the thing you decry?
>>538589151>necromancer >poison damage dealerYour supposed to cast debuffs then have your minions swarm everything
>>538588107Sadly, Shadowheart is already sitting on the face of my blonde female human soldier paladin. Try Mizora.
>>538589404not him but dead characters are always funny no matter who it is
>namefag posts facts from the game>catches sharties in various lies>only posts about shart when something needs to be corrected>when not talking about shart posts helpful advice and lore dumps>sharties start posting dead bodies>namecalling>wishing people killed themselves and other psychotic shit>spamming halsin or other random shit>save images of thisobald on their computers just to shitpost more>barely even on topic anymoreI would take Mintharafag over the sharties any day. He is reasonable in comparison. 100% of the shitposting is on them
>>538589564yup
We should all worship karlach!
>>538589676Gortash did nothing wrong
>>538576879This was one of the best posts in this thread - which is not saying much, but still. I'm allowed to quote myself.
>>538589581Im not a Shartie I just despise Mantharatranny and his autism
>>538589581I looked at this thread and saw no lies from either side. Everyone involved is autistic though
>>538589408You're supposed to shut the fuck up
>>538589728have you seen his shoes?
Maybe it's time to start posting discord screenshots
>>538590187Is there a /bgg/ discord?
day 768 of Astarion induced orgasms
>>538590243Are you male or female
>>538589581>Mintharafag: John is a juvenile manchild and Halsin is his self-insertfacts? are you serious anon
>>538590369female i do about 1-5 orgasms a day, thinking about astarion each time
>>538590490based sister.....
>>538590234Two of them. It's where troons like that astarion faggot "sister" come from. A healthy reminder that refusing to fumigate troons in the earliest days of this general led directly to it being this way now. I saw it coming. Ray N. Charles could have seen it coming.
>>538590749i don't want to get off to anything else lmao
>>538589564some are funnier than others
>>538590896
>>538590490...which is a fine thing to enjoy as a fantasy, but it's very much admitting that you failed to think of him beyond a sex object, and care about more than that.
I don't see the appeal of astarion at all.
>>538591913Made for tumblr chicks
>>538591913he's a goober but also sexy and makes me laugh
Who is karlach made for?Who is shadowheart made for?Who is lae'zel made for?
>>538592579mewho careswho cares
>>538592660Who are you?
>>538592749the savior of baldur's gate
>>538591913vampire and sexy duhh
>>538592579betasnormiesautists
>>538591913Edward from twilight but gay and sassy
>>538592579musclemommyfagsnormies and incelsannoyingfags who think they are better than the other 2
>>538592579redditincelsmen
>>538592404the perfect combination of silly and hot <3
who is wyll made for?
>>538593528and knows how to fuck <3
>>538593582Welch
>>538593790shadowbaby nooo why are you racist
>>538593790Um sir we don't like racism here
>>538593790Shar shart says this btw.
>>538592579men who like retardsmidwitsmen who like autistik retards
>>538592404The fuck is a goober?>>538593192Why would anyone find 'sassy' to be an attractive trait?
>>538594220Sassy is fun
>>538592579>Who is lae'zel made for?everyone, apparently
>>538594220are you a boomer
>>538593582No one
it's wild when I remember sisters of other male characters can get pregnant by their man easy no specific circumstance or ritual requiredlike wow it can just happen huh
>>538594929It might not depending on the race
>>538595638Wyll bros...
>>538592579>Who is shadowheart made for?everyone, even the gnome apparently
Man imagine being a shar worshiper in baldurs gate, shadowheart was pretty much a free use slut anyone could use for about 45 years.
a better posischun
test test test, is this thing on? guess lying and marking me as a TOR exit so you don't have to explain yourself still doesn't work, eh Glenn?
>>538597743Who the fuck is glenn?
>>538596758in another dialogue doesn't this guy say he still sees her as the 8 year old girl they kidnapped years ago. an actual pedo gnome
>>538598058Shar worshipers are evil they don't believe in the age of consent
>>538598112shar pimps out selunite children to make selune mad s m h. there are no bounds to her depravity
Imagine being a shar worshiper and getting to indulge in shadowcunny whenever you want.
Why is evey romance option canonically used goods?
All companions are used goods but some are more used than others
>BG3's Viconia lets a little girl get molested and forces that girl to go on honeypot missions when she comes of ageUnbelievable character assassination. Larian should unironically be ashamed.
yeah, it's time for a Bogdanoff run. main=plate armor/spear/shield archfey smite lock with polearm mastertwin=swords bard? dunno yet
Arabella thanking Tav for saving her in act 1 and 2.
>>538598878I think only Shart and Halsin (did he spend a few years chained to someone's bedroom or is the wiki shitting?) are the most non used goods honestly, everyone else is either obsessed with other people or their ex appears in the game.Gale -> MystraAstarion -> SebastianLae'zal -> OrpheusKaarlach - WyllJaheira and Minsc are not on the table and Jaheira had a husband.Minthara -> OrinEmperor -> AnsurMizora -> WyllHaarlep -> Raphael
>>538601247Astarion flirts with halsin hard too
>>538601182What are you talking about?
>>538601247shart was memory wiped, passed around the cult and pimped out. astarion was pimped out. lae'zel has fucked many grotesque looking creatures and is proud of it. minthara has had tons of lovers. halsin was a sex slave and fucked pirate butt on the regular. least used goods is wyll. then maybe karlach or gale
>>538601247Most of these are not correct.Lae'zel's relationship with Orpheus is not romantic and there is absolutely nothing in her romance that implies she's hung up on anyone else or him.Wyll is the most "non used goods" in the entire game. He's implied to be a virgin or at least only has sex in long term serious relationships, he happily gets married as part of his romance, and he never even mentions an ex. Minthara wants to murder Orin, she's not hung up on her and as soon as she's dead she never mentions her again. She has no issues having a serious long term relationship with (you) and nothing implies she's hung up on any ex's.Astarion is also not hung up on Sebastien, he literally thought Sebastien was dead up until you see him again and he never mentions him before that. Astarion will have problems in his relationship due to his past, but being hung up on an ex is not one of them. Being a sex slave is the bigger picture.Gale gets over Mystra as part of his in-game romance and by the end of it he's over her and says outright that he loves you more than her and that he's over her. He is beat up about breaking up with her when you meet, but the course you can take in his romance is to help him get over it, so there's nothing abnormal about his sadness breaking up with ex-gf, then moving on and finding someone he loves more. He does talk about his ex a lot during the relationship, but nothing implies he's going to be hung up about it after you help him work through it.Halsin isn't even an option for a long term serious relationship because he says he can't do it. He's a free love hippy druid swinger who doesn't believe in monogamy, so the person you said is the least used goods is actually the biggest polygamist.Shart kissed people in her cloister and says they were encouraged, and she also spent 20+ years as a sharran agent honeypotting people. We find her training montage area and she even comments on it.
>>538603004>Halsin isn't even an option for a long term serious relationship because he says he can't do it.you can make him settle down it's directly stated in the epilogue that tav made him stop wanting to roam and hook up here and there, you should romance him instead of writing fanfics about him 24/7
The sex pest is one of the few that won't follow Origin Karlach to hell when she "romances" it, by the way. I put "romance" in quotes, because a romantic relationship implies commitment, not avoidance of it. Ascended Astarion refuses to follow Karlach unless you exploit a loophole. Sharranheart refuses as well, but that's to be expected of her bad path.https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Karlach/Romance#As_Origin_KarlachSpeaks volumes. Meanwhile, Minthara will insist on following someone she sees as her true love - to the end of the world and back. We can invent all the fanfiction we want, but right there is the indisputable proof that the sex pest treats relationships as something casual to enjoy until it becomes inconvenient, whereas the other is a true ride-or-die soulmate.
The autism and lack of social understanding is so extreme that it almost comes off as overacting now.
>>538603004>Lae'zel's relationship with Orpheus is not romantic and there is absolutely nothing in her romance that implies she's hung up on anyone else or him.correct, its very typical knee jerk reaction from sharters lashing out at whatever male is in waifu's life
>>538603139The entire thing is right here to watch. That is never said, by him nor the narrator. If you would like to post a video of what you're referring to, go ahead. It's possible it was added by a later patch, but I've watched this entire video that is only 1 year old multiple times during past discussions of Halsin's romance and what you claim isn't in it.Now, if you would like to INFER that Halsin settles down a bit relative to what he is like during the game, I would agree. His talk of taking care of the new village and taking care of kids and all that IMPLIES he has less casual sex than he did when you met him, but it's not actually stated, and if we didn't want to take a guess that he's relatively settled down, it's entirely possible that he still has lots of casual sex while taking care of his village. Nothing here states he has less sex.https://youtu.be/P_5zWJQT6uU>>538603457Minthy's relationship with origin karlach is one of the best romances in the game. Really made me like her.
This general is filled with actual chuds. Sexual abuse does NOT make you "used goods".Astarion's time under Cazador doesn't count. Shadowheart's "honeypotting" doesn't count either.
>>538603806If autism is the correct diagnosis (it probably is), then it isn't "acting" or a jacket you put on and take off. You can expect the namefag to type a novel, prompted by nothing more than an obvious shitpost. You can expect the swine to lack reading comprehension, media literacy, object permanence, basic decency, and all the things expected of a human being who has reached a certain age. You can expect the Astarion sister to post "Missionary with Astarion." We're dealing with nature, not personas.
>>538604114Halsin says his impulse to roam is gone in the epilogue but that's independent of his romance so I'm not sure what that anon is referring to
>>538604169If a prior event causes you to have difficulties in your subsequent relationships, then you are by definition "used goods". That term refers to someone who has difficulties in relationships due to past relationships, whether consensual or otherwise.It's obviously not a nice term, and is callouus towards the myriad reasons a person might have difficulties in relationships due to past events or traumas, but if we're going by what words mean, then yes, Astarion and Shart would technically qualify. Even if we wanted to be nice and not say that in such terms. Astarion is goinf to have lots of difficulties in his subsequent relationships due to the various traumas in his past, and that is even shown in the game with the dissociation scene. Shart was a Sharran honeypotter for 20+ years, is shown to have been sexually active and "encouraged" while in the cloister, and whatever her daydreams about your mutual friend imply. People who are assholes will say someone is "used goods" and hold it against them. People who are more caring would try to understand what happened, and be understanding if whatever it was wasn't their fault. A person can be "used goods" through no fault of their own, and that is when we would want to use a nicer term, and when we would be understanding and helpful towards that person instead of judgmental. >>538604494Correct, you can ask him about roaming, as in traveling and adventuring, and he says he doesn't want to now that he's in charge of a village and a bunch of children. That must be what confused that anon. unless the line he is referring to is in another video and he posts it.
Why is she so horny all the time?Always when I want to talk to her she tells me to fuck off so she can do things with Isobel.Keep it together lady.
