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THE GOAT
Teio!
>Gutslet>Powerlet>skilletThis is my limit I'm done trying to train aces for this CM.
https://forms.gle/WSfqfn46BhCoCozYA>Uma WifeAgnes Tachyon: 2El Condor Pasa: 1Gentildonna: 1Kitasan Black: 1King Halo: 1Manhattan Cafe: 1Maruzensky: 1Nice Nature: 2Sakura Bakushin: 1Smart Falcon: 1Symboli Rudolf: 1Super Creek: 1Tokai Teio: 1>Favorite SongBakushin Bakushin Bakushin: 1Gaze On Me: 1Gochisousama: 2Instinctive Speed: 1Legend Changer: 1Menishuki Rush: 1Tracen Ondo: 3Umapyoi: 2Winning The Soul: 2>Best SingerAgnes Tachyon: 2Gentildonna: 1Gold Ship: 3King Halo: 1Kitasan Black: 1Mejiro McQueen: 1Narita Brian: 1Sakura Bakushin: 1Super Creek: 1Tamamao Cross: 1 Tokai Teio: 1>Money spentF2P: 4Less than $50: 3$50-100: 1$100-200: 2$200-500: 2$500-1000: 1$1000-2000: 1
OUT OF MY WAY SON!
>>538461132who cares what 10 people think you fucking nigger
>maintain 1+ million daily>still bottom 5 of my club>club isn't even comfortably in high A+ territoryWhat the FUCK happened this month? Why'd everyone become hyperactive?
she's calling me
>>538461084>Train aceSYou fell for the gaslight, you were supposed to use 95% of your time on Gold ship. Literally none of the other umas matter, it's a 1v1v1 race and if you don't have Golshi you don't countI mean this unironically. 10k golshi beats 12k Taishins and pacers. Only Teio can compete
Hai haaai, Seiun Sky deeeeeeesu
>Teio>good singerI know you guys are pedos and like her, but she's ass at singing.
>>538461084this was a good shotmaybe a little less wit, you could stay in the 400s while using some sessions on poweralso turf S would help for that accel
>>538461314this is not true. Tachyons at 10k are easily winning rooms due to having 3 great recoveries
>>538461132>reddit tachyon is this general's favoriteOf course.
what did they mean by this
Mcqueen~
Mayano Ikuyo!
>>538461314>Teio can competeWhat
ROOM WHERE, HAVE ANGRY SEX THERE NOW!!
>>538461254probably everyone spending some fuel to reach all goals of current event
I did 90 rolls for Seiun Sky>Taiki Shuttle>Mihono Bourbon>Wedding Air Groove x2I'm above the 3% rate, but didn't get my target>inb4 rolling without a sparkI wanted to roll for some umas
im not gonna fucking make it, my cards are too shit.
the best singer in the game at the moment is oguri cap
Just like all bitches are ugly unless seen with no makeup, all Uma seiyuus are shit singers until I hear them without all the autotune and heavy processing.
>>53846145611 is double ones. It's Top Cun because she copy. Nothing more.
>less people playing>people quitting daily>thread quality worsensweird how that works
>>538461084i had a special week but she could never close out races, if you have mcqueen you should train her instead
>>538461531That and people are CM training, speeding through dozens of careers trying to get S long or whatever.
I will marry Digitan
>>538461314>Only Teio can compete
>>538461132>tracen ondo is the favourite song and it's not out yet
>>538461613>if you have mcqueen you should train her insteadI do but I didn't want to potential 5 her.
>>538460721Torena finally bought Taishin? Doomp it.Make sure he doesn't get Seiun Sky, keep pumping Summerzensky, yes, that's all
>>538461580Ayo your fucking sheet looking like epstein island, get some grown UMAs in there too
>>538461158>>538461024>HAHAH FIX IT YOURSELF BUT OYU WONT CUZ ILL SPAM THREADS AND CONTINUE TO RUIN IT =)))))))))fucking passive aggressive seatard
>>538461640DIGITAN LOVE!
>>538461531Oh makes sense, I gave up and settled for 600k and stuck to 3 careers a day.
>>538461314I will not train Goldshit. I'm not going to do a bunch of sweaty careers listening to Goldshits inane ramblings. My love for the game would never recover
>>538461710dont ever reply to me again
literally useless uma
>>538461665desu most of the currently released songs are ass except Umapyoi and bakushin.wav
R8 my team, is it over for me?I tried doing the kiddie pool last CM2 but minmaxxers beat me by a head.
>ace attempt ends in less stats than a parent run
>1250 runs for a good parentyeah.. i'm gonna wait for the spark qol to hit instead
>>538461609>less people playing>normal human beings leave the threads>nothing left but shit posting bots and third worldermany such cases
I am wishing death upon every cocksucker running the Haru strat.
>>538461539>doing 200 pulls to spark everOnly retards do this. If you didn't pull it in 100 then give up. Every card and uma is available forever after release you are just going to pull it later when you want something else anyway.
>>538461580We match!
>>538461882S-letspurlet (for goldshi)witlet (for mayano and golshi)
Thanks game
What other sparks should I go for besides a bunch of green skills, focus, and groundwork to lead into a Seiun parent? Tail held high?
>>538461882You'll trounce Group B, make it to Group A second round and have a difficult time, I'd say 30% chance to get to A finals, and very likely to get demolished there.Probably a 5% chance of winning if the opponents shit themselves.
>>538461890It'll only take you 625 runs! Thank you Cygames
>>538462031EXPLODE
>>538461978>S-letit's hard to hit S tho
>>538461882Your Golshi lacks spurt, you're not gonna make it to finals
>>538461978300 wit is all you need
FUUUCK I COULD'VE HAD 80 MORE STAM HERE BUT I FAILED ON 17% AHHH AT LEAST STANDARD DISTANCE GETS ME IN SAFE STAM RANGE I THINK
>>538461948The pool gets insanely large though. The likelihood of a single uma diminishes greatly as they get released.
>>538462226>wet and firm conditionsshould've gone with the cope uma stan or fov skill
>>538462226I've had a goldship with similar stam only proc one recovery and still win.
>>538462223kek
>>538462226dumb golshi
>>538461580>>538461953These anons copy
USELESS COW
>>538462226This looks perfectly fine
Yeah the shine has worn off, I'm ready to move on to other games now. Nothing against uma tho it was the best few months of 2025 for me
>>538461953i am not alone then in suffering then..
>>538461832>>538462407HOPELESS
heh
Bring your 1 (one) Golshi against a Taishin, Daiwa and Seiun. Lets see how big of an advantage Golshi has1 uma (Golshi) per person: 63679194
>>538462031>he wasted his 3* pull rng on this
>>538462328didn't have enough points for anything but that>>538462365she can't help it>>538462412i know, the fail just stung a lot. with it i probably could've maxed speed as well.
>>538462328I'll all for gaslighting new cuties but uma stan is so fucking shit and should never be picked
>the CMs are coming in too fast :(THEN DO SOMETHING ELSE NIGGA THEY'S OPTIONAL AAAAAAAAAAAH
>>538462057Groundwork, tail held high, anything that can help trigger those. Early to mid race velocity and accel skills basically. Can't go wrong with the corners and straightaways.
>meeting expectations triggers pre-debut>get cooldown anywayoh ok
TELL ME ABOUT ELWHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK
>>538462423Yeah... I'm using a 1LB KitasanSuffering builds character, we'll be strong eventually.
>>538462342post aces
What a good event that just gives 15 power for free!
>>538462815thats why the card is shit
>>538461609Working as intended!
>>538461738>soispeakyou cannot have less self-awareness than you were right now faggot
Hello, I am looking for a husband.
Which of these is a bigger priority to upgrade? Yes, I'm aware they're all trash.
Which umas give the best unique skills for inheritance?
>>538462915Ok, we are married now how many kids do you want?
>>538462925you should try downgrading them to B
which one should i put as profile support vodka not done yet
>>538461314my end mayano eats golshis for breakfast
>>538462925you're missing dominator (large) on your rudolf
>>538462815shilling this over Helios is a crime
>>538462270That may be true in the future but its not right now lolthis is one instance where foreknowledge harmed long time players
>>538462875It's one of the best power cards in the game though?
>>538463006>reposting twitter images as your ownas expected of iphone fags
FUCK
>other club member chooses MY wife as his avatar
>>538462925It's a Gold Ship CM so her. Honestly drop your Urara. There's no point in giving every other Gold Ship less stamina burn and trying to kill Taishin when she already sucks at this CM.
special week needs to die!
Are you a :> or :< kind of torena
>>538462057>tail held highShe has it by default anon.
>>538462925I would drop Urara and just make another Ace desu
>>538463120This but unironicallyPictured here is the stupid BITCH failing the charm chakra 3 turns into the run.
Tail held high and groundwork being good are the worst gaslights I've ever seen.
>>538461132>$1000-2000That will be me when she is out
>>538463185;-;
>>538463310Spurt is the biggest gaslight. When it came to Red Shift for Taurus, I could definitely tell it was doing something. Spurt is doing nothing.
Did Victoria SEAnigger really not even post his CM1 results?
i hate that therapy speak is taking over the discourse gaslight thistoxic thatblah blah blahyou dont even understand the actual meaning of the words you're uttering
>>538463063>power cards>metapick one
>>538463429Now that's gaslighting, fuck off nigger
If you lose Gemini Cup with GoldShip you are a bad trainer~
>>538463489words are just words
>>538462925Golshi seems fine. functionally 1049 stam with 2 golds and 2 whites and spurt and 2 style corners. pretty solid. will have a good win ratio.Rudolph I assume is late surger? looks fine as well. similar stam level and consumtion, and the 2 passives make her only 28 slower than golshi.The one that could use more work is urara. Building a debuffer urara is pretty hard since her career is pretty tight, but the skillset could be greatly improved.
>>538463525But everyone else is also running goldship...
>>538463467he has even deleted some comments about taurus in his last videoso i guess everyone assumed he lost
>burnt out on CM1>haven't played since>decide to roll my 20k carats >only 3 star out of 130 pulls was mcqueen>uninstall game This was my first and last gacha and I can safely say that it is pure cancer in video game form.
>>538463489has it been the same gaslighting retard? dude couldn't even fool a granny and keeps replying to himself lol
Does red shift work on cancer cup?
>>538463063how do they get those numbers?what do they mean?where's the proofs?
>>538461005
>>538461084My ichiban looks the same as yours. Wish I had 600 power or firm condition.
>>538463467I watched his first his first stream after taurus cup. I just skimmed through it and saw that 2 hours in the chat was still asking whether he won or lost. And he never once answered the question he just avoided it every single time lol
>>538463605Pathetic, what a clown. At least the other content creators who lost showed their loss.
Becoming Festa's trainer must be the most tiring. Atleast Still loves you.
>>538463737Who could be this mysterious uma...
wtf I love NTR now
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>538463515Left is Red Shift for Taurus; right is Spurt for Gemini. Just look at the difference. Also, you don't even need the sims, do you not remember how massive of an advantage Red Shift was for Taurus? I've seen Gold Ships easily win without Spurt. Pretty much every Taurus room and match had a winner with Red Shift
>>538461314Makween has been winning me games when my Goldshit gets brocked
>>538463950stats?
>>538463813>gambling everydaysounds fun though
>Topgun's legend race is on 9/11What did cygames mean by this?
She forgot her bra again
>>538464072
>>538464028
when did the split happen? and why is it the original japanese server getting a new general when it makes more sense for the newer server to get the newer general like FGO or some crap?
>this is a taurus platinum goldship
i just wanted to know what card people would rather borrow but ok
>>538463489words evolve over time, just like how trolling became ragebaiting
>>538464179Why’d she do it?
nothin personnel globalkeks
>>538463885If you forgot to fulfil stamina requirements your umas will gas!Spurt outperforms redshirt when umas have enough stamina
>>538464072They mean INCOMING ENEMY PROJECTILE, SHIT! AIRBURST TYPEIMPACT IN 10 ... 5 ... 3HERE IT COMESHELIOS ARRIVED
>>538464237do the one no one has
10928165Last few days CM TestCome test against my girls with no Long S
>>538464237was meant for retard here >>538463073fuck i hate mobile
>>538463737Cute boy
>>538464220The answer is usually schizohrenia
>>538464220we are merging back at the end of the month bro who cares
>>538464237supercreek, now get out piggy
>got Seiun Sky off a single>have no Kikuka Sho sashes leftI dunno if I'm gonna be able to build one for this Cup...
>>538463578End closer Rudolf too, for Spurt.Thanks, maybe I'll try that meme debuffer Air Groove instead or an Oguri ace.
>missed groundwork>1*wit>but all those 2*'sdamn
>>538461084>skilletWhat's wrong with them?
>>538461132Does it has to be one answer per question
>>538462925Pretty sure you want at least b rank end on rudolf. She's not going to activate shit at C
I really, REALLY regret taking Lucky Seven over Outer Post Proficiency
>>538463850That's my wife
Shirt should say BIG
>>538464581okay lucklet
Why does no one train power/use power cards?
>>538464440In spark farming you can only hope to get two: a good blue spark, a good pink spark, or good white sparks, although realistically you're only getting one
C'mon curren..
>>538464552Style rating shouldn't influence skill activation
Anyone running an air groove with daiwa that they could share?
>>538464237Vodka or Suzuka will be decent for cm3
>>538464581Look at this bwo not believing in Shiraoki-sama.
>>538464668possibly the 3 worst skills in the game
>>538464673POWAH
>>538464651because this is the long CM and not the sprint/mile CM. right now you have to sacrifice power in order to have enough speed and stamina to survive the current CM track
>>538464668I'll prob use that Seiun to build another parent and hope for the best
Does the english translation refer to you by gender or just generic they/them?
I won't win CM but at least it took only 25 pulls to get Maruzensky and Seiun sky... It's easier to be lucky than good
>>538461983
>>538464336>debuffer crippled everyone
>>538464179That's my fetish!
39650200 CM2
>>538464740>target in sight badlook at this dude, it's amazing on golshi and front runners next CM. competitive spirit does suck tho
Holy fuck, just ran a trial run for Goldshi and listen to your advice about Spurt, went to the sim and this 8 star fucking goldship with spurt beats my other one that doesnt have it, what a broken ability
I don't need Mile SI don't need Mile SI don't need Mile S
You guys better post those CM results
38248694F2P CM2, no whales allowed!
I just got her yesterday. What exactly am I in for?
>>538465068This does not satisfy the Niger God
>>538464861by gender
gyaru slut
>>538465137Copeless stake pitfall emulator
Dantsu pls come home...
is 0 LB Kitasan worth using at all?
>>538465137A lot of E ranks
Reminder that in JP, you can get the supokas featured in rental deck for as low as 1000 yen each row (it also gives you 310 paid carats).Hell you can get them for free by exchanging blue tickets from monthly pass (even the free monthly pass gives you blue tickets) but it takes time, 1000 yen it is.
>>538465213If you promise to matchmake at the same time as me during cm then yeah
>>538464948imagine crawling into her giant cunny
>>538465213It’s DAHHHBYYYY
i feel bad for bewbros like >>538465046 these who are told to use emulator but they don't even stand in what cases to use it. they don't even know basics or even test in lobbies. like extra tank? it's over. emulator isn't end all be all and it's not completely developed yet
>F2P lobby>See thisSHAMESHAMESHAME
>>538465213Just compare with your other available speed cards bwohttps://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
>>538465213maybe if you are asking this probably not
>>538465303I don't have any yen tho
>>538465303Did japs really drop the game hard enough for them to actually start being "generous"
>>538464958witlet mcqueen no maestro
I've noticed that Mayano Top Gun is the only person that Curren Chan treats as an equal. She is very patronizing to everyone else.
>>538464683I either beat gold ships by distance or lose terribly. The airships here were decent with long s. The air groove probably should have a bit less stamina to die at the right time.
>>538465386no, cygames are just being generous to catch the new normies that are coming with the cinderella anime, once the honeymoon end they will be back to normal once again
All these Tokai Teio posts makes me want to fingerbang her until I can take a full shower with her squirting alone
>>538465386Idk, maybe? But I think it's mainly because the meta have changed. If you're really into competitive, metafagging with Kitasan Black does not cut it anymore.
>>538465386game got a resurgence again during the third anniversary after the first one killed 60% of the playerbase
>Air Groove has callouts to Suzuka and Teio in TTSoul
>>538461314>I mean this unironically. 10k golshi beats 12k Taishins and pacers. Only Teio can competeFALSE
>>538465625are those all scenario link?
How are your speed/stamina stats usually at the end of classic years? Mine is around 500. Is this normal or bad?
>>538465337Like I said Its a trial run, fucked up a couple of trainings, but just wanted to say that spurt looks to be a really good ability and wanted to thank the guys that recommended I get it.
>>538465457how does curren chan's irl owner feel about her being portrayed as a fake bitch?
>>538465746Uggo
>>538465694no, it says osusume which means recommended, only the friend card has the scenario link
>>538465746I want to drink Teio's Funny Honey if you catch my drift
any cm room?
85463862 CM2 test
>>538465824oh i see
>>538465626lmao what happened in the first one?
im having a lot of fun playing with you all
>>538465718bad. it should be 500ish at first summer if it's a winning ace.
>>538465068You need Mile S. You also need Turf S.
>>538465746never understand this gag, what kind of freak consumes raw honey as a drink and with a straw, the force needed to reach her mouth should be exhausting
>average 1250 runs to get desired 3* blue, 2* pink and white>3 borrows per daywhat the fuck am i doing
>>538465895>85463862SHit's full yo.
>seen the same players in CM rooms like thrice cause we're the fastest ones to join possiblyawkward!
>>538465746tei...
>>538464440What card are you running for groundwork?
>>538466036pink is a meme, only care about 3* blue and 2* white for being realistic
>>538466118Air Groove, i usually have good success getting it but this time the hints werent hitting and couldnt hit all of her hints due to low energy
>>538465930MANT happened, let's just say it wasn't very casual friendly since runs took 3 times as much as URA or Aoharu, around 1 entire hour per runhttps://youtu.be/qIelaoprSDI?si=rXLjYVQbZHxn4cYv
>>538466031www.youtube.com/watch?v=arw6u35Sspk
>>538466036parent farming was the biggest gaslight of allfuck parent runs and just wait for the spark QoLyou'll get 3* blues just randomly doing CM or TT ace runs anyways, save your sanity
>>538465854I don’t. What are you implying?
>Choose top TT option>420kChoose bottom TT option>521kGuess I'm only ever going to click the bottom option now. Not like I need to try to highroll the top option for a tiny difference in opponent modifier.
>>538466220at least the music is good
>>538465895results
Post something lewd.
>>538466276>just get 3* blue sparks with shit affinity and white sparksno thanks
>>538465475Thanks bro
>>538465197>>538465231I dodged hopeless thanks to the warnings but... Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
>>538466318is the gravity in her room getting more intense, what's going on here
>>538466318Put your ass away, Vodka. It's time to train.
>>538466318
taishin is the worst performing uma in these cm2 rooms
i finished season 1. it was worse than both movies. 5/10, it was ok.
>>538466318source? tried yandex and shit breaks
>>538465538I guess they just didn't feel like being generous to catch the literal millions of filthy subhuman gaijin they just fumbled with global.
>>538465386MANT killed the game. They realized that Uma players are not grindcuck like GBF players so after MANT the scenarios are becoming fun and silly again (like farm scenario and the current Tucker's Island Training scenario). Also getting back the license for Orfevre Buena Vista and getting more popular horse as Uma made the game popular again.
GODDAMNITmy fucking imouto just pulled Seiun Sky on a single GODDAMN 10-PULLFUCK THIS RNG FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT
last night i got Narita Brian and i decided to make 2 runs with her today.SHE'S A FUCKING BEAST. I LOVE HER
>>538464319
>>538466392Oh...
This card is pretty good, why doesn't it get suggested more often?
>>538466314Goldshi bros...
>>538466351>Noo not my 3 extra guts and my 2 hints for sunny day
>>538466568who the fuck has this card
>>538466413L-lewd…
>>538466568because it's a power card, if it was speed or wit it would be shilled everywhere
>>538466496>>538466220are you telling me that we will go through that hell too? I wonder how many will die
>>538466413Reported, you freak
>>538466568It isn't goodt. ran it for Front Savvy on Suzuka but never got it
Fuck this Champion's Meet. I'm gonna make my own with hookers and blow.And by hookers I mean Mejiro McQueen and Special Week. Stupid whores.
>>538466314Let me guess that McQueen won despite not max Stam
i need to roll opera o
>>538466663it will, but global players seem to like playing the game all day long so it may actually be a hit, and the torture should be around 3 months and a half instead of 6 thanks to the accelerated schedule
training power and guts also trains stamina and speed but y'all aren't ready to have that conversation
>>538466614I do>>538466626My deck is mostly stam and speed but I usually neglect training power. This has helped a lot, plus her mood up and energy bonus have been really great.
>>538466568Doesn't she get updated to give Guaranteed groundwork later?
>>538462057After that, anything that might you finish mid-race in first.And a hanky to cry into when Daiwa passes you with a perfect Red Ace proc anyhow.
>reaching the point where there's almost no prep work left to do other than grind the same shit over and over again and hope for a pencil shaving of extra statsfuck why am I getting so hot and sweaty over this trash
>>538466724Week is sleeper OP. you have a chance of winning using her
>>538466450Pretty sure it's slop, anon
What's the deck you guys are planning to use for CM3 ace
>>538466749>>538454607
>>538466351you realize you can do runs with good affinity right?and generally speaking you still want as many good skills on your umas for TT and CM so you'll eventually get the good white sparks tooso why not just do runs for those and take the good sparks as they come instead of gunning for a specific thing you'll need hundreds to thousands of runs for
CM2 testing if my umas won't die12790379
I cannot cope, I am raising Oguri
>>538466796so true show me your 1200/1200/1200/1200/x builds with your 3 pow/3 guts build
>>538466862I don't see how that's true considering >>538461084 is getting destroyed in practice runs.
>>538465726It's good they didn't give you misinfo because spurt is good but you may get tricked by anons and emulator for other skills since you are new.
>>538466724special week and mcqueen have two of the best unique skills in the game so its fine.
>>538466757I like when she breaks her character
>>538466938Nta but I have 2 stam 2 speed 1 power 1 wit and I'm doing okay.
>>538466892kita/king/sweep speedhelios powerfuji kiseki witaoi for general use or tazuna if front runner
76442840Testing my mediocre team.
>>538466938you actually want to go 4 guts 2 power because guys trains power also.
>>538466496That shit took me from playing daily to only logging in 2-3 times a week. Since my ISP was blocked, it’s even worse, I sometimes had to reconnect several times just to finish a run.
>do some random cm rooms with new golshi that is pretty good>taishin i made that would job constantly now starts winning???
>>5384668923 speed 3 power for 20% speed growth
>>538466972>>538466972i dropped special week since her unique wont proc and she’ll lose the lead when in 1st
>Watching Uma musume stories>Connection error>Check thread to see if it's just me>It's just meHow am I supposed to know what happens in part 3 if I can't connect to the game...
>>538466968>less than 600pow
>>538466035Only a horse can do such a thing where their suction force makes honey an easy drink
should I use MLB Taishin or 3LB King Halo for my ace? I don't have anything better
Cum for horses
If I want to juice up Bourbon for medium Team Trials do I want Seiun sky as the parent? Is she just always the best mom for Front runners?
>>538467213I'm not a whale.
>>538467170Thats why you run a Suzuka for the special week to follow until the end. Spe and Suzuka are meant to be a combo.
If a Pace becomes the lucky lead do they use less stamina?
>>538467247King Halo is like a mini Kitasan, only Sweep is better compared to other speed cards
CM tests, I made 3 rooms.548738294111803656033200
Tail Held High
>>538467382you're going to summarize each room right?
>>538467365She has that Childhood friend who lives on the next door energy100% sexo
>>538467365I love that dork, a shame about the anime
fuck it, a neicha for CM2 to fuck over anyone relying on barely passing the stamina check
>>538466220imagine spending almost 2 hours just to do the dailies. also, how did the turns worked in it ? every turn is a week with a longer period?
>>538467089To the suprise of no one the A+ horses beat the shitters.
>>538467518I hope you step on one thousand legos.>why race when I can fuck over other players and also lose anyways
>>538467518not enough speed to keep up to hit anyone with the debuffs
>>538467365>>538467514
>>538467518>no frenziedBricked
>>538466453Just a cygames moment
King Halo calling herself a first-rate umamusume all the time is a reference to King Halo's real trainer who swore that King was a G1 horse. King Halo lost race after race in medium and long distances but the trainer wouldn't hear anyone say King Halo isn't a G1 class horse. When King finally won a G1 after switching to sprints the trainer burst into tears on the sideline.
>>538467629Frenzied skills are a brick
>>538467382WHY DOES MY AWEFUL RUDOLF CONTANTLY OUTDO MY AWEFUL SHODLSHI?
>>538467621
>>538467621boyrape
seiun sneed
>>538467521>every turn is a week with a longer period?There's a shitton of micromanagement if I recall right
Falco my beloved.
>>538467774How did my Rudolf win this?
>>538461005I want to win the triple tiara with Scarlet but it's hard as a new player. I'm at my guest legacy limit so I might as well stop now and try again tomorrow. Any tips?
mayano, STOP GETTING MOOD DOWNS
>>538467521it's the same as always, the reason it took so long is that you get shop points by doing races so the optimal path was doing any graded race available 2 days in a row and training on the 3rd one, sometimes it was better to run 3 days and risk getting the debuff since there was an item to get rid of bad conditions as you can imagine, runs lasted an eternity due to constant menu switching and load screens, it was normal to end a caree with 41 races in total
>Going back to Mayano for parent farmingFuck I forgot this little turd jobs every other race, Seiun felt like another Oguri career when it's completely free if she activates her unq
>>538467939when you are brocked
>>538467939I keep telling you guys, Spurt is useless
>>538467449I didn't win a single one so I won't. Gotta rework my ace instead of wasting time.
>a bunch of people using my parent for Seiun Sky runsGanbare bros. I would love to see someone make an insane Seiun Sky with my uma as a parent :')
>>538467939One is the GigaChad Emperor Rudolf and the other is the degenerate retard Gold Shit
>>538467939G U T Z
>>538467881I want to cum inside her
STOP CROPING THE TEIO PORN I NEED IT
post something cute
>>538468018>I didn't win a single one so I won't. No wonder I rarely see summaries anymore. The hosts keep jobbing.
>>538461384I like this song by Teio, which makes me tear uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Hexr7k97A
>Release card strictly for whales to farm sparks with>Can't even borrow it for ace skills due to dogshit 0 priorityWhy is Cygays like this
>>538468128How about you die instead faggot.
>>538467939My guess:>Didn't fire 2 recoveries>Spurt useless>Long S useless>Dies
>>538468008Nah it's busted, the only problem is when it doesn't activate (wit check)
>>538468235then explain what happened there? It looks like late race velocity skills are much more impactful
44365865 CM2
>>538468001Trainer-san issue
97019661Room to test my rudolf cuz I might swap my goldshi out for her.
>>538467449My Taishin dominated in the two rooms I joined
>>538468170My ace looks like this. In those 3 rooms I expect to win 1 or something, but the highest I got was rank 3.
>>538468196Yaeno sexo
Spe's Tim Allen impression "Uuhhaah" after successfully training is actually starting to drive me insane. It was funny at first, but holy shit. I guess we all need a flaw or two.
>>538467983change her strategy from pace to front and buy skills early if you can, especially corner recovery or front straight/corner if Kitasan gives it as a hint
>>538468348>swap out goldship for rudolfbased if true
>>538468430Pearls before swine
>join room>my shitty Teio won against someoneI'm glad I won with only one gold skill but I should still try to get another ace before I make her better.
Short uma dominates you, what do?
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK I FAILED 3 TRAININGS IN THE LAST MONTHS. I COULD HAVE MAXXED SPEED AND GET AT LEAST 1100 STAMALSO FUUUCK THE SPARK WHYYYY
>>538468170i only post the results where my goldshi jobs so i can create a jobber goldshi agenda but i've been winning some of these lobbies and kinda happy to race regardless with anyone because that's what sweaty PVP for
>>538468340
>>538468575why is her ear circled
>>538468206Teio sexual
>>538468597lol does that gold ship ever win
>>538468654so you can look at it faster
Goldship or oguri card for groundwork farming?
>>538468348The goldshi from last race came back for revenge and managed to pull ahead.Still, this Rudolf has been proving better than several goldshis. >>538468476Definitely will.
>>538468565Umas are like Ferengi, a quick ear rub and they're putty in your hands
>>538468567just do it again lmao
>>538468348I may be goldshitting, but you debuffers are something else
>>538468758Both have too many hints to reliably get groundwork. you want to use the air groove guts card
>>538468565
>>538468235>>538468296Spurt is very powerful when it works. But the conditions are strict. You MUST have enough stamina to support your speed. If you have 1200 speed and long S, you might as well not bother because you will not spurt when s. spurt activates anyway unless you are very lucky with your heals and there are no debuffers.Spurt is very useful if you have a 800 speed long A 1200 stamina 500 guts uma with 3 golds and enough wit, for example.
Getting RNG fucked over and over sure is fun
>>538468786why must you introduce this mental image
>>538468160
She has literally the perfect body type and nobody talks about her wtf
Post Kitasan that isn't slutty
>>538468925You first
>>538468920needs bigger tits
last one 23394936 CM2
Well I somehow hit Turf S and Long S on the same inheritance, too bad I couldn't get wit and speed higher
>>538468843>Someone didn't pray to the RNG gods.
>>538468920I don't want to deal with Kazuma Kiryu bro
>>538468401You're basically hoping to fire all your heals and to enter a room with no debuffers... What's the point of long S if you never hit top speed?
One more for the night. 34926336
>get 3* power on El and Seiun with 6* parents>they're worthless because I didn't win the groundwork white spark roll
>>538468838you lost me, why would more speed be bad for spurt? Also I tried what you said in the simulator and it didn't match at all.1200/1000 with 2 golds and spurt beat a 800/1200 with 2 golds and spurt
>>538468920Because it just devolves into Gundam talk and what Char meant when he said Lala could have been a mother to him. Seriously, I watched in both english and japanese and the line is the same. Was he under pressure because he was about to die?
>>538468978Kitasan isn't a slut so all Kitasans are non-slutty.
>>538468920
>>538468851You wouldn't give your Uma oo-mox?
>>538469165dont listen to gaslighting seanigs. spurt helps you reach your top speed faster in the final stretch. that's all.
>>538468985
I don’t think you can post a prettier uma
>>538469348idk why your top gun keeps winning but good job
anybody got that link to cm3 ref doc
>>538469118BY THE EMPEROR!Swapping out Goldshi for Rudolf ASAP
>>538469193yeah dude char was never meant to be this infallible coolest dude ever who ever existed he was a real human bean and he had some messed up personal issues
>>538468920No one talks about her butt while racing in her uniform...
>>538469472
>>538469165Because the impact of spurt will be limited if your spurt is delayed past the point where spurt activates, which is right at the start of the spurt.You won't always fire your golds and there will be debuffers most of the time, so the 1200/1000 will sometimes behave like a 1200/800 (or worse) under actual race conditions. If you fire two golds and there are no debuffers, it should be enough, but that's too much to bet on.
>>538469472Rudolf's bloomers are superior
>>538469413
>>538468920We’ve had several conversations about her fat tits, big butt, thicc body, and very very slutty outfit. Shes absolutely delicious
>>538468920Personality of a housebrick
umatuber won Taurus with this king jobber, what's your excuse? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoxe_piG2eE
>>538469472is she the only one that wears something more high cut than bloomers?
>>538469663She just like me fr fr
>>538468920I'm waiting for her valentine version since i haven't been fortunate enough to be spooked by her yet
What are my odds of stealing wins?
>>538469543Huh alright. I'll try out a 3/3 deck for my Gold Ship then.
>>538469439I think my Seiun ran out of hp right at the end, otherwise she might've won. I'll get back in the mines tomorrow
anyone call help what to pick for skills for CM? Didn't do enough races so not sure what to pick up. Encroaching/Professor + something?
>>538469691looks like >>538469541 in game
>>538468843It's no so bad. Really, if nothing bad happened and shit wasn't random or partially out of your control. What would we even be doing here. >oh look another 1200/1200/1200/1200/1200 uma throw it on the pile with all the other shit I guessJust get your mood back to great an deal with it. Have a lil faith, or try again.
Winning Ticket maybe, it's not looking good for you
>>538469413I don't think I have a choice.
>>538469348>go back to sewing and miss out on rooms>rival bro i made up in my head who i kept meeting in lobbies still playingfuarkk good job top bro
>>538469930
>>538469991
>>538469954Winning ticket always looks good
>>538469940yeah i meant does anyone else wear anything skimpier cause all i can think of are just pants or boyshorts. i mean technically she's got a leotard and not actually panties, but close enough.
>>538468920Hero>>538470031Villain
>>538469926encroaching, spring runner double, firm conditions double, end closers staightaways
why's satono diamond's freaky in the first place?
>>538470051she has stupid hair
>>538469930She's not drinking the right milk. I've got some thick "milk" she can drink directly from the source.
>>538470031Onii-samas only want one thing
What is that Anon?
Bourbon is for playing tricks on. >>538469930The milk is going to her ears.
nyo......
What are the differences conditions-wise between minimum and maximum? Like, what's being tweaked to cause these different outcomes?
>>538469665"won" they came 2nd and king jobber was like 10L away from anyone else
>>538469954>>538469786woops>>538470051stacks
AAAAAAAAAAAAH ONLY 1 10 ROLL I'M SO HAPPY I NEED TO SAVE FOR ADMIRAL GROOVE BUT I WANTED HER
>>538470108It’s just a normal medium length haircut…
>Just los my CM3 Ace Mayano run that was going really well because I only had 500 stam on tenno shoHOW THE FUCK DO I BUILD THIS BITCH FOR CM3? IF I BUILD MORE STAM SHE WILL HAVE USELESS STAM FOR CM BUT IF I DON'T SHE JUST LOSES HER CAREER WHAT THHE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT
is there any real reason to care about getting your friendship meter up with etsuko omorashi
>>538470218congrats jpbwo
>>538469786>all of that recovery on agneshave you never step foot into a test room? You're literally better off with 2 gold recovery max and a bunch of green + yellows. Really low power across the board, this is a job squad. My pacer that wins the most has 750~ power btw
>>538470219ugliest haircut in the game behind ryan and pegasus
>>538470151Honestly slept on, a 1/9 chance to instantly win the game with the amount of attempts you get? It's bound to happen once...
>>538470197timing and where a skill triggers within a race
>>538470108I don't think it's that bad. It could certainly be worse, like Mejiro Ryan's shit.
>>538469821I learnt this the hard way by joining a lot of CM rooms. Sometimes I'll win by a fair margin, but most of the time I crash and burn and tazuna tells me I never hit my max speed. So I'm now trying to get a bit more stamina and all the heals I can get.Sadly my recent runs have been terrible. I got night owl 3 times in my last run. Sigh.
>>538470032Too slow, slut
>>538470139Clam chowder
>>538470208>they came 2nd and king jobber was like 10L awaymy bad, I didn't actually finish the video before posting it here
>>538470218ADMIRE****I'M SO HAPPY I CAN'T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT
>1000 gems from 4 weeks of TT class 6 retention>1500 gems from A rank club>900 gems from daily missions>which equals to roughly 3400 gems a month, i.e. 22 rollsis this a fucking joke? I guess you'll also get like... another 10 rolls if you bother with champions meet but this income is pathetic even for a 2010s gacha.
>>538470197It's just the outliers at both ends from all the simulations that were ran. Usually for that kind of length difference someone either got horribly blocked, ran out of hp, or failed wit checks as a front runner and fell far behind
>>538470317
cesario makes my dick hard but spe makes me wanna puke
>Air Groove doesn't give groundwork>inspiration doesn't give groundwork>wasted borrow
>>538470113I really liked that one but it was too stupid to get off to but the scene with her in the wedding dress was really nice.
Like what, I can't refuse Super Creek's fetish play?
>>538470406>get groundwork>this >>538469163 happens
any club needing members? just left my club because there was like 7 afk guys and danchou didn't care.
>>538470272Mean
we are going to eat kfc every day
>>538470305what deck are you using now? This is what I'll be trying out
>>538470545Has some nice hidden tits. Would make her cry by raping her.
>>538470218
>>538470354It's japanese gacha. They're way behind the times
>>538470249Any recovery, bwo? Even one white wouldn't hurt.
Why couldn't this have been Long? Or even Medium? I can never get distance sparks for shit, man.
>>538470404As awful as Spe is, her descendants are top tier
>>538470479No, otherwise her racing power will drop by 90%
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1965249308166606881So we’re getting “those” videos but with English narration
What position do you normally run Narita Brian? She looks geared for Late
I have been thinking of Umamusume x Fwuffy ponies all day and can't stop lauing at the idea of a delimbed Teio interacting with the fuzzballs crying about their weggies send help
seeing a turn in senior year with no one on speed with 4 speed cards is infuriatingthe entire run being bricked because of arima kinen is infuriatingi was gonna write that it didnt matter how well everything else went, that single win fucks the entire runexcept then the entirety summer and second half of senior year passed without a single double rainbow on speed4 speed 2 stamina and i have more stamina than speed
>>538470218grats bwo
Cafe sexo
>>538470703If Uma Musume came out in the early 2000s
Satono Diamond is PURE and you should RESPECT HER as the MAIDEN she is
I like Special Week
HARUKITTE IKOU!!!!
>>538470849Cafe sleeps with me
>>538470643But those skill points need to go to actual good skills that increase acceleration or velocity for CM. Why would you run Mayano front over anyone else when you have to waste sp and stats that do nothing in CM just to clear her career?
>>538470723Her unique procs just fine with either Pace or Late. She comes with a white Pace stamina skill, and Gourmand is pretty easy to come by thanks to the Special Week SSR event card, so I usually have her geared towards Pace.
>>538470270I don't test, but I know this isn't going to be a stellar team. Just swinging for the fences. The multiple recoveries are for redundancy incase I miss a wit check.I wish I had more power, but I don't have power inheritance on my side. I think I'll drop Mayo since her speed is too low for a front runner.>>538469954I 3* her and immediately got a good run with her, so I'm happy with her.
>>538470849she looks like that one 8 ft tall japanese ghost woman
>>538470907Café makes me stay awake all night
like i just wish a single bout of bad rng didn't mean the entire run was meaninglesswhy does winning arima kinen get you to lvl 4 ult no matter what you dowhy is it so easy to level up your ult
>>538470917...I just asked about one white lol.
I know this isn't much, but the numbers are evenly satisfyingBtw which ult is better for this cup? Mcqueen's or Rudolf's?
>>538470882>forces lazy fat horses to train
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
post boys and brothers
>>538471109so fucking true
https://forms.gle/WSfqfn46BhCoCozYA>Uma WifeAir Groove: 2Agnes Tachyon: 2Daiwa Scarlet: 1El Condor Pasa: 1Gentildonna: 1Gold Ship: 1Kitasan Black: 1King Halo: 1Mayano Top Gun: 1Manhattan Cafe: 2Maruzensky: 1Mihono Bourbon: 1Narita Taishin: 1Nice Nature: 2Oguri Cap: 1Sakura Bakushin: 2Silence Suzuka: 1Smart Falcon: 1Special Week: 1Symboli Rudolf: 1Super Creek: 1Tokai Teio: 3Vodka: 1Winning Ticket: 1>Favorite SongBakushin Bakushin Bakushin: 4Brightest Hearts: 1Gaze On Me: 1Gochisousama: 3Instinctive Speed: 2Legend Changer: 1Menishuki Rush: 2Ms Victoria: 1Shape of Wishes: 1Tracen Ondo: 4Umapyoi: 6Winning The Soul: 3>Best SingerAgnes Tachyon: 3Fenomeno: 2Gentildonna: 1Gold Ship: 6King Halo: 1Kitasan Black: 1Mejiro McQueen: 1Narita Brian: 2Rice Shower: 1Sakura Bakushin: 4Silence Suzuka: 1Super Creek: 1Tamamao Cross: 1 Tokai Teio: 4>Money spentF2P: 10Less than $50: 7$50-100: 4$100-200: 3$200-500: 3$500-1000: 2$1000-2000: 1
>>538471029She forces you to watch while we makeout
>>538470249don't you need more than 500 stam for cm3?
>>538470354>spend over an hour everyday mindlessly clicking so you can pull 3 times a year
>>538471127
>>538470261no not really
>>538471201>Teiofags took the leadit's over
>>538470861>Satono diamond falseflagging>>538471109>Kitasan horny postingWhy are these bitches posting on 4chin instead of training?
>>538471201>be Kitasan Black >be a main character >whole thing is being a good singer >don't get her a top tier seiyuu Dumb
kill yourself and stay dead
>>538471201Listening to Instinctive Speed with the other anon while Maruzensky uses her driving skills to emulsify both of our squishy little brains.
Reminder your rates are better if you finish dailies before pulling
>>538470676I want them
>>538471364Akikawa wouldn't say this.
Any clubs got a slot open? My last one had too many inactives
>everything but power
>>538471127My daughterMy wifeAnd my brother
>>538470601I'm using basically that, except eishin flash instead of tosho. Since I'm fully f2p a few of them are 0/1lb, so it's going to be tough for me.I did manage to roll good parents with lots of spurt, ura, and dozens of whites in total, so I get a decent amount of stats there, but I can't get anywhere near cap in both unless I ignore wit entirely... which seems to give terrible results. I think 900/1200 +3golds is the best I can do and if I get there and it performs better in rooms, I'll switch focus to naughty nature.
>Left beat RightThank you staminalets for being greedy.
>>538471305Why is this grown ass woman beefing with a 10 year old?
>>538471364
>>538471201I knew it was one King Jobberfag samefagging the threads.
>>538470354It really is criminal. Recently dropped zzz, a lot of things I didn't like in that game, but the pulls? you could easily reach pity every 1.5 banners or something. It's insane how much f2pfriendly chinese gachas are.
>>538471358no one in uma is a top seiyuu other than a few from the original cast because they're way harder to schedule around
>>538470354Funny how I defended Cygames here but two months after release I think I get what people meant by them being greedy fucks. Barely any free handouts on an accelerated schedule is ridiculous.
Day 5 of grinding with Fukukitaru for a 3 star blue spark.. any blue spark...
>>538471492God I want to beef a 10 year old
>>538471258I've seen it recommended, that stat is if you're doing Sprint PVP going as high as 550. Mile/Dirt has ranged from 800 with no gold heals to 600-650 with at least one gold. I honestly feel better with 600 minimum stamina in general.
>>538471258Yes you aim for 700 by the end of the run with no recoveries. But with Mayano you need like 600 before even the halfway point of senior year or you just automatically lose. After doing some power training, getting stats from races, and getting the stats at the end it's basically guaranteed that you overshoot everytime. And also RNG has an impact too. Sometimes you use the end of the run to balance your stats that maybe got bad RNG previously, but with Mayano? If you aim for the optimal amount of stam and undershoot it due to RNG? You just lose. I got fucking S mile + groundwork + several other good skills and had like 900 speed and lost my fucking run due to this shit.
>>538470197Very large extremes tend to be caused by one horse running out of stamina (not proccing recovery).
>Teio>good singer>best singer at thatThe fuck is wrong with all of you.
>>538470917... if people are really building for barely enough stamina, I'm gonna bring two stamina debuffers to CM3.
Every day until you like it
>>538471476>51 stamina differencewtf, does that actually matter?
>>538471625I'm fine with the lack of gibs because it purged all the brown posters asking for gibs every 5 posts during the kitasan lagfest
I like Teio's pussy juice
>>538471458I wanna fuck two of them, and marry one of those
Does anyone have the exact numbers for how much the career buff gives? My Long (C) Curren got 1st on Arima Kinen somehow with 350 stam
>>538471476More like witlet
WHY THE FUCK THERE IS AN EXPLOSION SOUND IN THE OPERAS POST RACE SCENE
>>538471850No, schizos will cling onto any shred of hope that their inferior horse will actually perform better on the big day.
>>538471850i assume the real difference maker is the Wit difference Also, *111 stamina, don't forget the 60 from Standard Distance at double circle
>>538471581Hase-chan is my seiyuu crush
>>538470861I have plenty of respect for my future wife Dia-chan
>>538471948it goes hard
>>538471850Another 60 from standard oo, his whites are more reliable than sleeping lion. With only two golds and nothing else you just lose if one doesn't go off.
>>538471948Why not?
How the fuck did this happen?I guess white sparks really are more important than blue sparks.
>>538471836Still hate itStill hate Teio
>>538470249You need 600 with no recoveries for tenno sho spring, noob.
>>538471948I'm constantly getting jumpscared by the Master Trainer event with Matikanefukukitaru where she fucking busts down your door with C4 explosives
>>538470139Too big
>>538471948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRex1Udiybs
What are they competing in?
>>538471836I HATE itBut my dick loves it..
>>538471745Someone doesn't like Precure.
>>538471850With enough debuffers, if neither reaches max speed, the speed stat and long S is basically worthless, so it becomes a stamina contest. Right might win under ideal conditions.
>>538472029which uma does kita voice?
This happened 2 runs in a row. Go fuck yourself.
>>538471476>>538471934>>538472214>300 wit>275 witDumb and Dumber
>>538471745This is a Teiodachi general.
>>538472283Bourbon
>>538470139Does Twin Turbo not like my new neon light up running shoes? I can also get her one for her race outfit
>>538472234All of her precure songs would be improved if she kept quiet though.
>>538472317Yeah but dumb has a higher chance to proc than dumber
>>538471836This is already a Teiogeneral. What more do you want?
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
Sorry but I'll never like Teio.
>>538472331huh would have never guessed, guess im rolling for valentine bourbon now ;)
>>538472189>mfw
>>538471745Yes
>>538472402Dyke ahh coded post
>>538472402This, but all goldshitters. Fuck every single one of them and their gay ass tranny uma. There is nothing worse in life than watching this shit uma win again and again.
i miss my ningen wife...
Imagine hating this. Couldn't be me.
>His umawife uses boku or oreEmbarrassing
>>538472571I hate her
We love Mr. C.B around here.
>>538472083Once, very early on when I didn't know what I was doing and had crap parents, I got a total of 6 stats from inspiration. That's when I realized that it didn't follow the 5/12/21 distribution of the initial stats. Maybe it rolls a random number from 1 to (some value based on number of stars).
>>538471836I like her nishishi
>>538472515>teiofag>calling others dykesThe anime ships her and McQueen and she's constantly obsessed with Rudolf.
>>538472167Thrusting my huge DICK in Stay Gold's PUSSY until she gets PREGNANT
Saving for gyarus
>his umawife uses atashiCringe
>>538472592>tomboy wifebut of course, where do I sign?
>>538472619My Cock & Balls torture?
Anyone got any Flash cleavage pics to calm down these Teio posters
>his wife isn't from a prestigious rich family>he will have to work until he's 60 to keep supporting his wife and kids with their uma appetite Couldn't be me.
>his umawife uses uchi Yikes
I like Teio's pussy and I want to lick it until my tongue falls off
>>538472654Which Umawife uses boku?
true teiofags would be posting multiple frames from S2
>>538464870She gives me gyaru Pokke vibes
>>538472709I can post the superior Teio
>>538472728Your hands are soft and your penis is small. lmao
Rice please take your estrus control pills
>>538472631Good for the animeThis is the gacha general
Sure is reddit in here.
>IRL Teio>Pretty horse>Uma Teio>Ugly screeching midgetThat's not fair
If Teio were meta you wouldn't hate her
>>538472317S in style gives 10% bonus wit, so it's 330 vs 275 instead, thou it doesn't rise the chance of skills triggering apparently
>>538472857Gold Ship is meta and I fucking hate her.
teiocels... she never won the french prix...
Glad to think that in 3 years time Teio will be forgotten when global catches up to current jp with the new umas
Teio kisses taste sweet
it's over...
>>538472167A dick of that size would kill her
>his wife has been breeded by literally ALL other umas in the academy
>>538472857SSS in best girl meta
just needed 1 uma to rainbow stamina in the last 5 days and it didn't happen.these runs hurt
uh oh looks like teio discord woke up
>>538472964
How do I join the teiocord?
>>538472886Sauce?
>>538472969Letting you all know that while Seiun sky is a nice to have for front runners, mejiro dober is a MUST roll if you pvp.
>>538472967She is gonna have to take itI am going to give Golship another sibling!
Gold City sex while Teio watches
cute
>>538473049proof?
>everything I don't like is discordNot the best playbook to be using, torena
>thread is starting to get weirdyeah I'm outta here
>>538473101VILLAIN
>omg look at her and McQueen blushing cute LGBT couple XD>omg I cried at the finale when all the characters were crying>did you guys know about the real kife miracle Tokai Teio I got this information from the redno guy>hahaha Rudolf dad jokes and Tokai mood down XD>did you guys see that one meme song with the AI voice Tokai singing rapName a single horse more reddit that Redditeio.You can't.
I didn't know they are adding another Curren
>>538472979>Small>flat body>boku>shrill voice>all the while being possessive Maybe SSS in worst girl
>>538473192bonjour
>>538473192oguri cap (cap as in reddit)
>>538473101Villainous uma in need of hero correction
TeioGAWDs own this generalkneel before us
Just waiting for the Teio porn
we hate mr. peio around here
GOL SHI SHI
>>538470139My two daughters after I load a Minecraft Parkour Civilization DVD on the television.
I think
>>538473192Golshi is the most reddit uma hands down. She is the most well know uma outside of the game, so that's a given.
I NEED the Tokai Teio (Uma Musume) Porn RIGHT NOW
>thread is getting stinky
>>538473270>Small>flat body>boku>shrill voice>all the while being possessiveYes, I already said she's SSS, thank you for the elaboration
>>538473252Unlike Curren Chan she’s a sweetheart
>>538473402You are
Deltarune wplace miku x teto futa slimetok yn only in Cupertino new viral opinion dropped syfm brochacho sobbing praying wilted rose low battery mustard mango 67 41 Gerbert we all goon to inflation furries Andrzej Weidlak Wiedlak Gothic Tom you may as well leave Infinity Stones I'm just a bebeh eeffoc Adrian Sackboys moot up Creed Edit jet2holiday modded PS Vita with wired headphones
Weak point
>>538473453
nishishi
RICE BOX
>>538473402Therefore I'm
Teio might be bratty, annoying, flat, skinny, short, and a criminally overrated dancer, but you’d fuck her. You’d fuck her silly. You’d fuck her fucking brains out. You wouldn’t use protection either, you’d want to know what it feels like inside her. You wouldn’t pull out either.
>>538473624I couldn't pull out of a driveway
Teio supremacy
>>538473601
Tracen must smell wild after a group of umas graduate and are in heat breeding with trainers
>>538473624Even if I won't fuck her I would still play with her cunt and please it using only my fingers, my tongue, and maybe some sex toys until she paints my entire ceiling with her squirt
>>538473671Gomen Teio. I prefer your dad.
>>538473624Teio would leglock me like a vice
>>538473718Thankfully Riko won't let that happen
>>538473252Curren Bouquetd'or is pretty and really sweet, I can't wait to roll for her when she comes out (probably soon)
our favorite loser is back grinding https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpywwjeqfW8
>>538473506I bet she's weak to kabedons
Teio raped me...
Teio it's all the way in and you're squeezing it too right
WAGAHAI WA
https://x.com/ihavebread_/status/1965237274494521516?s=46Cute
I'm Teiocoded.
Is there any one you’d like to race mix with?
Who saving for mambo?
>>538473624Calm down McQueen
Coating my cock with honey
>>538473889she's a 2* so why bother
>>538473807sorry I only watch Taurus winners
>very first run with Brian Alright I think I'm beginning to like her
>>538473807>She's just coping
>>538473953>>538473943>>538473863>>538473834>>538473815>>538473751>>538473750>>538473742>>538473671>>538473624Tell me these aren't SEAposters.
>>538473807/uma/ is a reine general
>>538474056Tell me you're not a SEAposter
>>538474056I’m white
>>538473885Delete this picture of my wife>>538474056But now is still American hours?
>>538473807>SEAtubersyikes
>>538474056Teio is the perfect SEAwife because she wouldn't complain that their dicks are so small
Today I learned that trainer and their trainees require actual contractWhat the fuck
Teio is the leader of a gang of rapists
>Club has multiple members going absent>leader doesn't log in every day anymoreAnyone want to make a new club with me? I feel that a lot of us are in club that are nose diving right now.
>>538473885Flash is the same race as me
sex
I'm Korean.Give me an uma wife.
Stop making me want gyaru umas
>>538473807>coping that she lost due to RNG instead of having 2 late surgers brocking her own GoldshiThis is the reason why you have one Pace
>>538474176how you know the size of their dicks?
>>538473885None of the horses are my race, so I'm raxe mixing with all of them.
>>538474240Bakushin
>>538474229Is she actually really good? My only notable dirter is hokko tarumae at the moment
I'm done with this card. Should I hoard Friend Points?
>>538474240I hope you can cook for two bwo
>>538474279No
>have gotten Suzuka twice from Seiun banner
why do "City" horses dress like this
>>538474340buy follow slots and hoard guests
>>538474412Urban umas fuck big black stallions
>>538474279you will get in the elevator
>>538474412Are you asking why do City horses look like dick destroying blonde bimbos?
>>538474186It's actually a marriage contract, it's a carbon paper trainer contract on top and a marriage contract below.
I'm retarded. Like, 5 IQ.Recommend me an uma wife.
>>538474537Haru urara
>538474498yeah it's definitely SEA hours
>>538474412More uma density in one area means umas have to be more sexually competitive.
>>538474537
>>538474537Mambo
>>538474537The GOAT
>>538474410giwtwmI haven't gotten shit in 25 dailies!!
>>538473854>carlboring and overused>pepsi manBASED
i curse ye with visions of statue face
>>538474523That doesn't seem human-friendlyPretty sure that's against human rights
>>538474592Need to be babied by Creek..
>>538473889I want to marry Machitan
>>538474186yes, did you think all the marriage allegations were just jokes?
>>538474383Sex>>538474512Snifffff
SHUT THE FUCK UP GOLD SHIP
>>538474620>haven't gotten shitYou got at least 125 stars 25 statues thoughKeep at it, that luck is normal
Which uma is right for me?
Oguri please have sex with me
>>538474592one goo goo babies session could easily turn into a baby making session
If you're running bride Mayano, do you still bring Creek?Like, getting a hint for Maestro would be good, but her hints also suck, so I dunno.
>>538474186Just like any other job yes, managers of athletes' do require contract
>>538474537She already has to deal with Titkezo daily so she should be inured to retards.
>>538474412>flat Meh
>>538473807kek this retard is running a TaiSHIT instead of a GODshi, he's getting 3rd again.
>>538474056this is why teio HATE is necessary in every thread
Gold City stop being sexy
>oguri in game>dumbass>oguri in anime>fatass>oguri in fanarts>semen demonThat doesn't add up
>>538475005visible thong straps
>>538474978Putting Teio in the brazen bull!
>>538474863You can just bring Kingu and Kita and get corner recovery hints instead. Creek's spot as top stamina card is 60% maestro so replacing her, especially if you have to bring her below MLB, is pretty easy.
>>538474410I've dropped 15k carats and haven't gotten a single 3*, let alone Seiun Sky.
What kind of gift would you give to Rice?
>>538474836
>>538474056I can only speak for myself, but you wishGood ole US of A
>>538474961Also running a debuffer Matikane kek
>>538474410Congrats!
>>538474863Cafe, McQueen, and 4 speeds
>>538475005She can be all 3 at the same time
>>538474863>Like, getting a hint for Maestro would be goodwhat the actual fuck is a 10% discount for maestro Going to do compared to running better stat stick cards
>>538475005>semen demonI don't remember this part
what the fuck man, i have mlb kita and she genuinely hasn't shown up on speed in like 15 turns
Which umas are right for us?
>>538475097Banyana bwead
Oguri Cap is a VERY attractive woman
The fuck is this shit?I rolled for her because she's sex, and immediately she blasphemes?My childbrides need to be God-fearing
>>538475186Oguri SEX
>>538475328you're both in Japan, you'll kill God if she asks you to or if you're minorly inconvenienced b anything, really.
>>538475097A baby with no child support
Oguri Cap has 0 sex appeal
>>538474759That's a good way to look at it actually considering I'm still a costumelet
>>538475005Have you taken her to the onsen?She's rather assertive (keep in mind nip sensibilities) compared to several other umas I've ticketed.
Luckily /uma/ is a teiogeneral and not an oguricapgeneral so no oguri spam will happen
cute and canon?
>>538475328>can’t create a stone he can’t lift>can’t create a universe without evil >book says eating shrimp and wearing mismatching fabrics is forbiddenman in the sky is just a meme
>>538475097A wedding ring
>>538475328Insallah she shall know not to take the lords name in vain, give onto her the divine anal thrashing she deserves>>5384750971 (one) nuclear warhead to detonate wherever she wants, I trust she'll use it where it is most needed right now
>>538475457worst 10 pull = 45 stars 10 statuesworst month of dailies = 150 stars 30 statuesDuring a banner you're trying to hit 200 in, each daily pull saves you 100 carats, save tickets for these since you aren't F2P
>>538475437Don’t be jealous, Creek. I’ll fuck you too.
Still in Love at First SightDay 17 edition
>>538471667If you don't have about 600 stamina by URA you can have a bad time with it. I've beaten Kikuka Sho with about 375 stamina and spring Tenno Sho with around 450, but 500-550 is much more consistent. Of course if your speed/power is good this is less of a problem. For PvP tho, it seems 600 stamina is borderline, and I've had better results with 800 stam. But that will be hard to do if you're trying to hit 1200 speed/power/600 wit too.
>>538475556>trying to use a paradox as evidence>what is free will>old testament moral code for one specific denominationWow, it's like I'm suddenly back in high school
>>538475437ThisSame with SpechudRyan might be ugly as sin but at least some people might have her as their type
>>53847565355* on the first one my bad
>>538475615>anti semitic rice shower
Her VA is the OP singer for Yuru Camp, recently got into voice acting because of horseracing (biggest Efforia simp) brought by uma musume craze in 2021. As an experienced live performer she destroys everyone when singing in lives.
Special Week has billions of sex appeal
>4 speed 2 stam cards>literally only get single rainbow trainingsi hate this game so much
>>538475818Hell yeah
>>538475653Don't think I could ever blueball myself hard enough to stall out all the dailies, but I am compromising with saving ticketsTy mathgod !
>Playing smart falcon>Get spe event at 231 speed>Get gourmandfuck off spe, fuck you
Rice ShowerBlack AssassinKnife in the Night
>>538475915Don't worry you'll get 120% specialty priority cards in 3 years!
>>538465736the real curren chan is sweet and friendly to humans, but a boss bitch to horseshe's definitely well aware of her behavior since she is his best horse, so I doubt he minds cygames being true-to-life with her
>almost beat me but lost because he couldn't activate groundworkDamn this shit is scary
She’s just like me
What happened to my fellow KingChads?
>>538476207Cool, so it's not just meGot Suzuka and then Mihono off of that bannerIt's like cyjews are specifically telling me to fuck off.
>>538476306Now that their club is full they have orgies behind closed doors
>>538476149He only has two triggers for it
>>538475261Air groove and super creek because /uma/ is an oedipus complex general
>>538475898>Her VA is the OP singer for Yuru CampWhich season?
Do I get Let's Pump Some Iron + Slipstream or Professor of Curvature + Kyoto Racecourse. There's not really any other skills to get that I can afford.
>>538476485your spurt?
>>538476485Kyoto is overkill, Iron and Slipstream imo
>>538476149How the fuck did he make this hons within two days while I couldn't get similar stats across two weeks?
>>538476306Hello.
>>538476470The one who sang shiny days, ASAKA
Give it to me straight. The google doc in the OP says 920 stamina with 2 golds is enough. Is this a useable ace?
>>538476207>got 3 Maruzensky's 3 Teio's Rudolf and 3 Seiun Sky's at the end in 200 pulls>all of them were dupes except the first Teio and first Seiun SkyThat's some abnormal bad good luck
>>538462925you guys have to learn that it's not worth using end closer if she lacks power to actually gap close from her farther positionGolshi is great because she has innate power growth in addition to her stamina growth along with having a reliable second golden recovery.you should be running your rudolf as pace so she's more forward and a little less reliant on having absurd powershe can also use gourmand to have a more reliable second golden recoveryon rudolf you are relying on straightaway spurt (a single white accel skill) to provide pretty much all of her accel and it's just not going to work
>>538476485first one
>>538476586That's pretty fucking cool, shame we'll have to wait like five years for her.
>>538476470https://x.com/AsakaOfficial (check her banner)
with Seiun sky added to the game, i wonder how many sweatlords in open will drop 2 green skills to have her unique instead
>>538469193he was fucking with Amuro, anon
>>538476621if this is the best you can do then it's ok, you will get to the finals but you won't get a title
Surely this won't fail, right?
>>538476621Idk faggot, test it out in a room. But I’ve seen Taurus aces with more Stam but you’re lucky since murmur doesn’t work
>>538476530Both parents and 1 grandparent have sparks for it, and I have double circle affinity. I wish it were there bwo. Maybe I should switch the borrowed parent to 3x spurt but all of the good ones were already at max followers.>>538476546>>538476664Okay.
>>538476621yeah
>>538474056I'm Australian.
>>538476556Just take a look at his deck kek
>>538469691neo universe also wears a leotard
>>538476805WHALE ALERT!!
>>538476805Are you trying to say that's actually an outstanding deck or pointing out that anon just needs to highroll luckshit super hard
>>538475898>Her VA is the OP singer for Yuru CampFucking hue.
>>538476805>318 wit
>>538476805I’m a cheap ass and this looks like my deck. Gives me hope.
>>538475295She likes bread so much that
>>538476621You have a small shot of winning finals. There's a bit of debate but you definitely want Stamina to be 1050+. Sky High Teio and Homestretch is a bit of waste.
>>538476805>Suzuka on a right handed track Kek
>>538476887The latter
>>538476887It's always and I mean ALWAYS a luck issue.
>>538476805holy luck with those cardsalso sucks she is witlet
>>538476929What would happen if I sliced her?
>>538475818I'm not a heel.... i'm a hero!
>>538476621you might lose a race due to low wit and gutsshoulda dropped a skill for an extra blue skill
>>538475898Why is this Uma hot?
>>538477169She’s not
>>538476980>>538476983This game constantly makes me feel like a pink wojak all the time nowI just want to see an uma above 13k without any wit cards again and see a single groundwork pop up on my parent umas
Who are you gonna take on a stroll first?
>>538477215She's literally got those hip strap things. Pinnacle of hotness.
Why is it so hard to get monies
>>538477008You reveal it was a disguise.
>>538477262give me 4 years for this to be in game and i'll tell you
>>538477098Didn’t have any except iron will
>>538477262The fatties so they can lose weight
Seeing Rice Shower's drunk side
>>538477015now she'd have 1st place vote into the arima kinen for the rest of her life
>>538475898>As an experienced live performer she destroys everyone when singing in lives.Doubt. There are some top tier veteran performer among uma cast, former im@s, former lovelive, and YuiKaori the defacto #1 idol/seiyuu performer during their era.
>>538477243As stated, it's a luck issue.
Next thread will be better
>>538477512Not while I'm he- Anon, what the fuck is that?
https://x.com/asu1yu2ju08/status/1964905189049262273
>Gentildonna>Bouqet>the ponytail one>the the one with tight white pants>Still In Love>the new blonde oneThe future isn’t looking bad amigos
>>538474520tap dance is a brunette
bread>>538477795>>538477795>>538477795
>>538477608it's just a unicorn bwo. chill
>>538477806thanks for fixing the number
>>538477367umasanpo actually first ran years ago
