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Teio!
>>538477512link link link please link I need this please link
Mayano!
I didn't try hard enough for this CMEvery time I try I get only to 600 SPD 600 STM by summer SENIOR year
I love both of my equally sized wives that definitely fit on the screen
>>538477931make an open uma then
>it's been three monthswhere's our half anni celebration
nice uma faggots
>>538477979
WHY is it so hard to get monies
>>538477853https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9679449
>>538478063God I want her to annihilate my pelvis
BRING ME RICE VILLAIN
>>538478063Please ride me
Do the limited piggy packs ever get refreshed?
>>538477910grope thighs
>>538478063i need this giant uma in my life
>>538478085Every time you borrow a guest you have to pay a tax>>538478063pov: you're Asian
>>538478019Someone please tell her ghosts aren't real already she's gotten so many mood downs over a non-existent poltergeist
Which uma would you like to see get beaten to death? Rice Shower for me.
is groundwork actually a must or is it just a meme?
Hishi Akebunda
>>538478254no groundwork no win
Which uma has the biggest dick?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
Love me some KFC...
>>538478063i love that she herself does not care that she's giant and just tries to be as cute as possible without even really acknowledging it
Oh nyo is she just rudolf but fish puns?
>>538478402That’s the thing, she is cute
>>538478458no she only does that in the beginning
>>538478458>all girls school>smells of fishUh huh...I'm noticing
>>538478402she's literally just Kirari
>>538478359ah yeah? prove it faggot
>>538478328>>>538478341>
Should I use sexo sky as a medium or long runner? front runners need more stam, right? so a long race front runner is fucked? asking the minmaxxer chads.
>>538478601>suddenly craving fried chicken>almost midnightDammitGoing to the city tomorrow, guess I should look up a good place for good fried chicken
>>538478603what's she doing
It is important that you remember this uma.
Would lick the chicken grease off of Gentildonna’s lips and fingers
>>538478752mating ritual to catch trainers
>>538478731she is a pace chaser because otherwise it's hard to activate teio steppace chasers have the highest stamina penalty of the 4 roles
Going to finally build an ace. Please rank in order of importance what I’ve seen pushed here:>1200 speed>1200 Stam >2+ gold recoveries>straightaway spurt>rudolf/Oguri inherit >700+ power
oh dearGolshi has put on a bit of weight since retirement
Mejiro Dober makes my dick to crazy things. Damn she’s hot.
>>538478769Isn't that the name of some sorta sports car?
Im looking for a new club! I have 94 million fans, looking for a club thats not too competitive but everyone is active. Trainer ID 550815973347
>>538478037half anni is six months trainer-san..>>538478603sniff sniff
>try these in CM rooms >win 2/12 racesI'm so fucked I don't care anymore. What a waste of time.
>>538478839That's hot
Yosh, yaröu.
>>538478923but... accelerated schedule is 2x speed?
How's the great CM filter of 3200m going along?
>>538478940>Tries to fight in the autist thunderdome>16% winrate
>>5384790036 guts card? i need to try this for the S rank
>>538478940I can't wait till everyone starts seeing jobbers in Round 1 again
>>538479042Accelerated schedule only means we'll get in-game events (like CM and this wedding event) and characters banners happening faster.Stuff like anni and half-anni will come at their usual times
>>538479003what in tarnation
>>538479003Bro her wit...
>>538479003gutsGAWD...
>>538479003HUGE GUTS
NARITA TOP ROAD!
>got acupuncturist right before senior year Arima Kinen>chose health since there would be no point in double charming or recovery options>failed>mood lost 1st attempt at AKWow, fuck that pointy bitch
>>538479042we're only actually going like 1.2x-1.6x speed. events are the same length, they've just cut out the dead weeks where there were no events going on.
>>538479045Not wasting time with it. I don't have a max potential Goldshit nor a Narita. Too many hoops to jump through just to have something that is viable. Would rather make good parents for the next CM which is much more manageable.
>>538478750and people wonder why the game added KFC propaganda
>>538479003>witlessPeak... (as in no brain)
>>538478940wait how are you losing with those? They’re a little weak but not by much. Show the winners’ uma
>>538479102I switched to using Tazuna.
>>538478916Her name is a combo of the car company aston martin and her owner's nickname as a child of machan.
>>538479476
>>538479003G-guts-sama.... I kneel
>>538479415Problem is that KFC in the States hasn't been worth a damn in years, so they've sent me to a potential competitor, lose them a potential sale
You are weaker than hors
What does this mean?
>>538479496it's machan because the owner wasn't allowed to name her aston martin
>>538479532I mean, that's a US problem, not an uma(japs) or worldwide one.
>Stopped playing hoyoshit>Thought I'd finally be free after dropping their three games>Sucked into umamusume nowI'm never going to be free of gacha
>>538479575eensy penis, xhe's trans
>>538479415Post the Gentildonna one
>>538479575their e-vestment portfolio is up 3% year-to-date
>>538479496Oh actually?That's kinda funnyOnly know the damn name since I've been watching Grand Tour for background noise
https://forms.gle/6C6KEvvZLWkChhx28>Uma WifeAir Groove: 3Agnes Tachyon: 2Biwa Hayahide: 1Daiwa Scarlet: 1El Condor Pasa: 1Gentildonna: 1Gold Ship: 1Hishi Amazon: 1Kitasan Black: 1King Halo: 2Mayano Top Gun: 1Manhattan Cafe: 2Maruzensky: 1Mihono Bourbon: 1Narita Taishin: 2Nice Nature: 2Oguri Cap: 1Rice Shower: 1Sakura Bakushin: 2Silence Suzuka: 1Smart Falcon: 1Special Week: 1Symboli Rudolf: 1Super Creek: 1Tokai Teio: 5Transcend: 1Vodka: 1Winning Ticket: 2>Favorite SongAshen Memoir: 1Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin: 5Brightest Hearts: 1Empress Game: 1Gaze On Me: 1Gochisousama: 3Instinctive Speed: 2Legend Changer: 1Menishuki Rush: 2Ms Victoria: 1Shape of Wishes: 1Sunbeam Cheer: 1Tracen Ondo: 5Umapyoi: 9Unlimited Impact: 1Winning The Soul: 4>Best SingerAir Groove: 1Agnes Tachyon: 3Daiwa Scarlet: 1Fenomeno: 2Gentildonna: 1Gold Ship: 7King Halo: 1Kitasan Black: 1MatikanetannhauserMejiro McQueen: 3Mihono Bourbon: 1Narita Brian: 2Oguri Cap: 1Rice Shower: 1Sakura Bakushin: 4Silence Suzuka: 1Super Creek: 1Tamamao Cross: 1 Tokai Teio: 4>Money spentF2P: 10Less than $50: 11$50-100: 7$100-200: 4$200-500: 4$500-1000: 2$1000-2000: 1
>>538479575the ecchi porn factor is up by 3% use it well
>>538479575event point bonus. Damn homie you not been playing?
>>538479464I don't have them saved, but a common trait is that the winners all have 700+ power so I feel like that is the main issue.
So wait, whatever happened to "mid-race accel is useless"?
i should just run end closer to land stamina eater on them, right? goldships won't have started boosting away yet?
>>538478769Would never forget.
>>538479675Not really. I've been busy.
>tokai teio
>>538479648Kek the majority of people here are retarded enough to spend money on a gacha. No wonder so many posts are subnigger IQ
>>538479003canon Oguri
>>538479352For me it's Hameda Bottom Barrier
>>538479581Nope, her owner's name is Mayumi Tosa and his nickname as a child was "Ma-chan"
>>538479370>we will catch up to japan in 2032-33grim
>>538479721It says early race you retard
>>538479721That's early race bwo
>>538479769huh
>>538479724>tetherbwo
>>538478940>only 2 recoveries with sub 400 wit>sub 400 guts
>It's time to get sent to EpSatano Island.RELEASE THE FILES
>Tokai Teio
>>538479648What is this Air Groove propaganda?
>>538479848i was just taking it for potential spark. i know.
>>538479724That's what I do yeah, it also hits pace sometimes
I REALLY like Curren Chan
Lone Wolf or Lucky Seven? Either way I'm leaving it all up to Shiraoki-sama
>>538479476bros convince me not to do this in sprint CM
Not a single mile spark all day, but this is pretty cute
>>538479724No, you run her as front to ensure there’s no promoted pace or urara pace down to save staminalets
>>538479846does cygames actually make mares more for (you) than stallions or is it just a coincidence?
>>538480015Explode
>>538479996Last time I achieved insane results thanks to Outer Post+Lucky 7
>>538479996former if you don't believe in shiraoki samalatter if you do
78981214, bring 3 (THREE) umas!!!
>>538479635
>>538479997wont reach 1200 speed
lucky 7 has a 1/18 chance to activateit's garbage
>>538480152>fullwtfhost another one
Curren Chan is notoriously cute
Bakushin just failed a 2% failure training session, think I'm gonna break her ankles in retaliation.
Would you prefer Wedding Maya over the Plane autist for CM3?
>>538480035Her boobs are much bigger than she looks like she’d have
>>538480328retardchama, it's BRACKET 7, not gate 7. it's 1/9 on both 9 uma races and 18 uma races
>>538480152>bring urara>sleeping lion procs anywayI FELL FOR THE GASLIGHT
>>538480478Not really. Regular Maya is an ace while Wedding Maya is more like Nice Nature, a medium debuffer.
>>538480221Thank you
>>538480328bwo....
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them
>>5384802381200 speed is possible.
>>538480507Please crop out the constantly screaming and crying uggo on the right
>>538479648How would Dia react if she realized I was looking at her cleavage?
>>538480585who invited king fraud? 0 crown trash.
What white skills would xOguri want to inherit?
bros is the haru strat literally just bringing her so she loses intentionally... thats fucked up...
>>538480489They are pretty good size for her body type.
>>538480615Those tits are too perfect to crop out
50586519Sprinters Stake, Spring, Sunny, FirmBakushin only!
>>538480016yeah, but all the other NPCs who watched the make a front runner airgroove do that for me, and then i stamina eater their end runners
>>538480594ok have fun doing that
>>538480328But if it activates, then you win
>>538480507Taishin’s skin looks very soft and kissable…
>>538480535did you front run her?
>>538477795I did it! I won all races with Scarlet! She won the triple tiara! I got a B lmao
>>538480781Yes, I think sparky stardom is fucking her up
>>538480705she helps THE TEAM win!
You're not going to bring Urara, right?
>>538480035Curren: 4UAir Groove: 4UDaiwa Scarlet: 3UVodka: 2UUrara: Literal TodlerThat seems to track with the stallions so at this point not really.
62290964, another one, bring 3
>>538480706Why is she sad?
>>538480417Yesterday, I had an uma fail a 3 rainbow training at 4%Got Practice PerfectThen fail another 3 rainbow training at 2%I just ran her on every fucking race until we failed a goal I was so mad.
I can’t stop buying her KFC
>>538480734Please respond... I thought you guys liked Bakushin...
remember, if you're promoted to leader due to the leader's inactivity a public execution is in order
>>538480328skill issue
What is Curren good for other than getting a nut off?
>>538481069dude I'm in the middle of a full wit run with her, calm down
>>538481141Marketing your shitcoin and making you a fortune
>>538481141That's pretty much it actually
>>538480941IT IS THE FUCKING SPARKLY STARDOM IT'S GIVING HER TOO MUCH GAS
>>538481250At least she’s really good at that one thing
HOST IT!!!!!
Is Taiki the only sprinter? All these other bitches don't sprint!
>>538480734>>538481069>the one guy who brought an oguri and curren>they're grade C
>>538478940The sad part about your gold ship is that those green skills are actually stamina debuffs
EMERGENCY QUESTION:Do you want Gourmand on McQueen for CM2 or Calm & Collected? Or does she need 3 recoverys with Maestro? What if you can only afford 2? How useless is calm since it’s early race?
>>538478254probably for frontrunners. THH is a fucking joke compared to GWGW>all 3 skills can be triggered without a wit check so you only need to pass the GW wit check>a 4th checkless skill can be added if you're concerned>a 4th check skill can easily be added instead>all the checkless skills can easily be added since they're all so cheapTHH>pass 3 wit checks lmao>then pass a 4th to activate THH>if you want to add a 4th check in case THH failed it's going to cost you 130 SP before discountsTHH has the advantage of being able to use gold recoveries with it but that just makes your runs when you don't hit you gold recoveries even worse.
>>538481397gourmand is objectively better
>>538479648You can add one more Symboli Rudolf to that list. All shall come to know the Emperor's aptitude as a wife
Holy shit...
>>538479724also i was just using up my remaining skillpoints at the end and clicked groundwork b/c why not and got a 2spark lol
>>538481397How many recoveries you need depends on her stamina. Gourmand is better than C&C so if you're running her pace get it instead.
>>538481445You make a very interesting point about THH. JP players hype it up because they’re able to get 1000+ wit so all their skills are pretty much guaranteed to proc. But right now with wit around 400. Trying to pass 4 wit checks including tail at 77.5% is Degen levels of gambling
Sanpo with my wife
>>538481341Dirt MediumHeavy rainEveryone awfulBring 3Let’s go 19136367
>>538480850I think I will
Ready to matchmake into my Taishin?
>>538481549why did you edit this picture
>>538479648How is Gimlet not the best singer why are globalbabs like this
>>538481665Did no one else bring midrace skills?
>>538481549fake
>>538481740who
>>538481445>>538481627THH is good since you usually have all your heals proccing mid race anyway.Gourmand, Swinging, Go Home, Race Planner, all activate in mid race, so THH is a VERY cheap bonus if you get them to trigger. Also X corners will all activate mid-race too. Like you're gonna bring 2 skills that your run depends on them activating anyway, so why not throw 1 more long corners in and then tail held becomes a very cheap added bonus on top of it.
>>538481397>Do you want Gourmand on McQueen for CM2 or Calm & Collected?Gourmand is viable if you have the TP juice and parents. If you're reliant on guests for your ace you basically can't afford the runs lost to getting hydrate. Running Special Week in your deck is going to give you a lower stat total than something like King Halo assuming you're already running Kita/Sweep. Gourmand is a better skill but the hoops to jump through is going to get you weaker umas if you don't high roll.
For skills like [Distance] Corners/Straights and green skills with multiple levels, do you need to get both levels to get a white spark or just the first level?
>>538481673I've never seen Taishin win no matter the stats
>>538481783they failed the wit check or it didn't matter
>>538481549this shit is so ass bwomade me check
>>538481673No offense but I have lone wf and lucky seven on all 3 of my Umas, you’re cooked lil bro
Why does this certified JP veteran say Taiki is a C for CM3?
>>538477795Cute
>>538481957>lone wolf on all 3 of my umasAnon...
>>538481943Sir can u pls add me anyway i need the club points sir
>>538481992Late-race has no cornerit's literally just a straight
>>538481549I bought a friend slot for this
>>538481673For sure
>>538481712Because the idea of someone seeing it and immediately dropping everything they're doing just to add a shitty Seiun Sky is funny. And for (You)s of course.
>>538481549die
>like maru and scarlet>seiun is probably a worthwhile pull>not enough for 100pulls>if i don't pull her, then im completely bricked for summer maru tooits so fucking over
55 follow slots is not enough
Need to get my dick wet
425032791970Add this one instead, you won't be disappointed.
>>538482065Gotcha makes sense, wish this dude would explain shit instead of spewing random ass buzzwords with no explanation
>>538482282just stop following those old maruzensky and ryan accounts
Cygames, you can't tell me NOT to lewd the Uma and then have one of them just be flashing her tits all over the goddamn place, that's just being mean
>>538481585>>538481891>>538481507Arigato very much! I will skip Gourmand and make sure I hit 1200 Stam as a focus since the Special Week card is so weak and joinks energy
when is the next event where I can get more free carats? My f2p deck is going nowhere, and I don't want to spend money on this RNG simulator
She keeps winning against randoms. Come fuck her up so she doesn't get a big head.3578 5582
>>538482442Nice Taurus ace
>>538482065There is a corner. But the window is very small so Taiki's ult can completely whiff with bad positioning,
>>538482486and yet she keeps on winning
>>538481530Great taste
>>538481916She's doing great for me
>>538482550Yeah against randoms who probably couldn’t even hit the stamina requirement for Taurus either
Opera is almost as cringe as Teio
Be careful out there, Torenas.
>>538481673i found you fucking paypig thanks for funding the server bro
>>538482563I've been doing Opera runs all week farming banners and man she's really grown on me.
>bakushin O full wit run>only pressed spd a couple times>kept pressing with even after reaching teh limit>fails to win the semis>A rankwew
Being cringe is better than being reddit
>>538482718You can't pay your way into this, all luck (ok yes some money)
>>538477827Did the guy get his ritual post back?
Taishin raped me...
>>538482814Max speed before senior summer is insane
>>538482662Umm nyo
>>538482814cards?
Behold, a 4chan uma.
>>538481992unique activates too soon for mile races which does not get fixed until the 1st anniversary
i'm starting to think that bad rng is decided at the start of a run
>>538482851Yes I did
>>5384829183* Speed 6* Stam 8* PowAlso 9* URA Finale and I hit it on both inspirations. Good training luck the whole run.
>>538482814(ok mostly money)
I LONG FOR NICE NATURE! WHY CAN'T SHE BE REAL?
>>538483045>two capped stats>not S rankHow the fuck do you even get that then?!
Is there nothing I can trade for money?
>>538483045nasty
>>538483007It's all about that seed.
>>538483081Still gotta put in the hours>>538483143I think it's 14500 so I was very close
>>538483164Your body
>>538483045>cap speed with 2 cards before summeryou fucking wot m8
>>538482493Which site shows the track nicely like that? Gametora has a track but I feel like it lacks info and Umalator shows a track but it's ugly
>>538483238ウマ娘.攻略.tools/race
>>538483045damn so those inspirations carried the run thentried some taishin runs with borrowing some tazuna mlb but noticed it didn't help that much so i just put another speed cardgonna change my uma parents then, thanks
>>538481141she has terrible affinity with current umas other than bakushin i thinkshe cant even mile unless you bring a shit ton of mile aptitudeher skills are garbagei say this as curren being my star uma and the best spark i got, she is terrible
>>538483301Neat thanks
>Hey, you in front! Move your arm! You’re blocking the view!
Teio? HATE
How would you explain to a clueless zoomer uma to give you a blowjob?
Teio LOVE!
>>53848316450 club points gets you 1500 monies, 30 clovers for 5000 monies, you can trade sashes and shoes in the inventory if you are that desperate. There is also THAT
>>538483357But she’s REALLY cute and sexy
Every day until you like it
so... the strat is to HOPE to get groundwork from a parent and then HOPE to get groundwork as a spark, right? because getting groundwork from one of this cards is rough...
>>538483513Yeah that’s uh how every spark works
>>538483435She’s gonna go full-speed nonstop for 2 minutes, only to tire out right when you’re close to finishing
>>538483513Yes the whole point of white spark farms is for skills that are only on cards you don't want in your ace deck.
>>538483339I recommend getting Tazuna to 3rd/4th training before Kikuka and getting your energy low so you can do 3rd bottom into 4th or just 4th. Also at Kikuka buy Sleeping Lion and run end. After Kikuka try to get mood back up unless 2+ rainbows (Tazuna is a rainbow).Other than that nothing outside of a normal run.
>>538483435My weiner bussin on god frfr
>>538483510I HATE itBut my penis loves it..
>>538483559this one is more fuck up. atleast spurt you can get it with narita taishin or with hishi amazon's card (wich is a good card). Groundwork is only obtainable through shit supports.
Her design already screamed SEX to me, but hearing her voiced by Kugimiya Rie similarly to Minase Iori made my dick rise faster than an umamusume with 1200 power, Red Shift, Shooting for Victory, and Let's Pump Some Iron! with plenty of stamina left can accelerate.
>>538483461Also what?
While you’re posting Teio, I’m fucking her. She calls me daddy instead of Rudolf.
>JP's new 4.5 mission gave out of an SSR pick ticketCygenerous...
>>538481876>THH is good since you usually have all your heals proccing mid race anyway.People are taking 3 gold recoveries for safety because needing 2 to hit is too risky. THH asks you to have 4 skills hit in a row to not be an empty skill slot. It's an insane ask for CM2. It's going to be better when we can afford higher wit umas but right now the only way it's viable is if>unique triggers mid race so it'll count towards the 3>your uma got enough inspiration or hints to have 5 skills, including the unique, to trigger THHIt's a cheap skill because it's unreliable if your uma isn't built for it.
>>538483860>have sex with Teio>she calls you Kaichou or Rudolfhow would you react?
>pivot from bricked run to parent run cause groundwork spark didn't proc either inspiration>my first 3* stamina in 295 runsat least it's something...
The 90% wr YouTuber got called out and dropped an insanely huge cope post in the comments, it's actually pretty funny http://youtube.com/post/Ugkx98SnoN8g1Qu3qNbb1TIdiS3vprHO7X5L
413439422194https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search?friend_viewer_id=413439422194
Question. I've been observing Oguri in CM 2 test room, however her triumphant pulse never seems to matter whenever it trigger (The gap between her and golshi in front of her didn't change at all), what gives? I've been observing this in multiple run and it never seems to matter.
>>538483872You get nothing and you will rike
This guys image set reminds me of this one time when i was a teen at a summer camp and this little girl took a liking to me and clung to me like a slug. One time due to the way she was sitting in me I got an erection and her mom saw and told me "oh wow anon guess you will have to marry her when she grows up" I've never seen her after leaving the camp. It probably was for the better I probably would of raped her brains out if I knew what sex was at the time.
so big...
>>538481916I lost the previous cup to her
>>538481141she's the easiest uma to farm sprint sparks
>>538483909She can call me whatever she wants while I’m fucking her. That pussy gonna have me acting dumb.
>>538484112
>>538483918everyone with a braincell immediately realized le 90% fag is a grifter also after reading those posts it's fair to say that kininaru's a whiny little bitch
>>538483804The best card in the game. credit
>>538483918Ohh he owns that vivlos twitter account. He never posts JP CM vids, just room matches. I think he's just full of himself.I'm a JP player, I've seen the decks he use for his UB umas and it's giving me aneurysm. Don't ever trust this guy. My auto configuration I use to farm fans gets better horses than what this guy is doing manually.
I'm happy just to be able to see her run again, but her comeback has me moved to tears.
> Leveling my Chikezzo card> I put the levels in the guts one instead of the str oneFucking hell
>>538483580Jerk off in her ears as punishment.
>>538484114Biwa's big head
>>538483918I play JP, the guy's BS. Never plays CM, he's only boasting from room matches and propping it up to globalfags that he knows what's meta.
>>538484243>>538484407>>538484369>>538484282>>538484250Why are you guys looking at me like that I didn't do anything wrong you know!
>>538480668>>538480668>>538480668Nobody?
>>538484112Sex can happen between consenting people too anon
>>538483918Seiru is literally the only credible umatuber and some small Korean and Chinese ones but only the whales, iykyk
>>538484309How do you buy money?
>>538480668She can inherit my white skill iykwim
538484112Well, here's your (You)
>>538484686What might have anon implied by this
>>538484686Beeline Burst isn't a white skill
>>538483918man why are all umatubers so shitty or griftersgood thing this thread would never lie to me
>>538480668most important is recovery to trigger her unique777 and u=ma2 are super reliable for her
>>538484765I'm going to finger Teio until she makes that face and I'm going to keep fingering her while she's making that face
>>538483904Golshi triggers it with just 1 extra corner skill.It's reliable and amazing for CM2.
>>538483872Generosity makes me sick to my stomach. Absolutely disgusting. Everyone should suffer and be shit. These pity participation SSR's are peak puke. I want to train hard, and race harder, and relish in victory. What is even the point at all if others are not beneath my cleat. Rising tides raise all ships, but now nobody is riding the wave if everyone is.Fuck this academy.
Opera is nice, but I prefer NTR
fucking awful whites, how does anyone ever get good sparks in this game
>>538484574Preferred position / stamina to spare if running her as pace chaser.
I wouldn’t eat anything rice shower made.
>>538484879She's the best
never took uma opinions seriously be it from a youtuber, doc or elsewhere. The only useful info I've gotten are descriptions of mechanics and compare tools. I've only trusted any hearsay after I've reproduced it or seen it in action in test rooms. Following any guide will make you do dumb shit like taking a race and getting +guts instead of just resting.
>>538484879I don't like Admire Vega. She was cold and rude.
>>538484884do you always do affinity check ?
>>538484884> URA 3*> AwfulNah
>>538484650Do your daily races -> Empty your tickets -> Buy enough carats -> Use 100 carats to refill your daily tickets by 3 -> Repeat. You really shouldn't do this for the value, but I don't know how desperate you are and I think it's funny if you do, so take your pick
>>538484884>complaining while getting 3* URA finale
>>538484782Then she'll get my super-duper climax
I got a good parent I think?
I'm not a pedo.Recommend me a wife.
>>538484884More like 3* URA Faggot.Amirite bros? Lmao got'em.
>>538485023I’m not gonna do that I was just curious
>>538484914>>538484795I see thanks
>>538484857>umalatorPost your THH golshi if it's so great.
>>538485054Curren
>>538485054Have you considered this fine, adult lady?
>>538484884
Soooo does Cooldown really exist? am I getting trolled? It never seems to appear.
>>538485054Your reddit wife, kind stranger
>>538484998this was an ace run so I just double circle'd it and called it a day
>>538485054me
>>538485054and yet you are playing the game that endorses marriage with hebes
>>538485054
This could almost be a good grandparent...
What makes a good grandparent and parent? Are the sparks on the parent the ones you want the most to pass down and the sparks on the grandparent the ones that you also want but don't necessarily need?
>>538485153
What turd will it be?
>>538479873>>538481396>>538479074>>538479148>>538479464After thinking about it all, I can say I worked hard and had to deal with terrible RNG for the better part of the last two weeks regarding getting anything ready. I won the Taurus Cup, probably by luck, but I clearly won't be making it to finals A I fear so I should just focus on the Cancer Cup and making non-inbreed parents. Like this in-breeding mess passes the affinity test, but just never gave anything out while regular affinity gave me multiple gold events and the non-gold ones still gave me at least a few good skills.
BOKU
>>538485138i'm a hipster running front/pace. I resist the meta. I like feeling like an underdog.
>>538485490Donkey
>>538485459fine motion
cm rooms get in here661679905262633458983522
>>538485459Nishino Flower
>>538485459This isn’t the Seiyun Sky I wanted…
>>538485459You will get Kitasan! I believe in you!
>>538484112Our ancestors had a lower age of consent thanks to mortality rates. Now you gotta meet up with that girl again.
>>538485461I think people are over thinking. The first CM was competitive because you could get a good uma by just having good careers. This CM isn't the case, you have to make them to order, and the average player is not going to do this. Everyone posting these 1000/1000 umas are the top 1%. Its just going to be all about luck.
>did 1 whole run last week>still considering dropping 150 dollars on SeiunEvil game desu senpai
Please explain to a newfag>you want a support card that you don't have>it must be MLB to be useful>so need 5 copies>a banner happens>you have shit luck and gotta spark (30k carats per copy)>150k carats down the drain for a single SSR + shit ton of glue reagents>30 daily carats AFAIK (if we disregard newb rewards)>14 years of every day farming just for this as a f2p>inb4 but I do have newb rewards still>alright, you have 50k upfront idk>farm 10 years every day broDoes umamusume have the most fucked up and whale-centric gacha system in existence?
>>538485490
Holy fuck is there a way to make groundwork appearing more consistent?
>>538485737They add uncap items and SSR ticket shop later
>>538485803Get more groundwork on better parents and grandparents with higher affinity.
I would like to do the sex with Oguri cap please
>>538485689NTA but>made up to spec Umas>still nervously thinking about how I’ll loseIf Taurus taught me anything it’s that the final round is pure luck. I might be this 1% you speak of, but that doesn’t make me feel any better
Are you guys seeing more Pace Chasers or more Front Runners (aces, not debuffers) in CM Gemini rooms?
>>538485967Pace by a lot, front aces are fairly rare.
>>538485737welcome to the club buddy
Is coffee good for you?
Imagine Taishin’s small body underneath a 350 pound behemoth ojisan with his 4 inch pecker half an inch inside her cause the fat prevents it from getting in further.
>>538485737>tfw uma enjoyer who only needs to get lucky once
>>538485797Ei
How the fuck are people getting SS Speed AND Stamina with ONLY 2 Stamina cards? Shit makes no sense
>>538486068I've been drinking it for about 50 years now and I'm still alive
>>538486068Taking Cafe’s shit, putting it in a paper filter, sitting it on top of a cup, having her pee on the shit filter and having her pee brew the shit and mix together in the cup.
>>538485737I'm happy I have 3* Vodka and a 3* Top Cun to look forward to with her legend race. You gotta find happiness in your own way, bwo.
>>538485440Mayano Top Cun
>>53848621718 stamina and URA sparks.
>>538486217Better sta focused inspirations, having sta bonus on the uma (Golshi's 20% sta to Taishin's 0)
>>53848621718*stamina parents
You know what? Shut the fuck up Trainer you don't know shit about how this world works.
>>538486217Stam legacy, ura finale, Goldshi having a fat 20% stam bonus
Need trainer cock
>>538486071I am that ojisan
More like Narita Tiny
>>538485737>dailyThis game doesn't care about dailies. Most of your income comes from events.
>>538486071And why would Taishin be in this scenario?
>>538486217I can barely do 1100/1100 on goldshi with MLB Kita and Creek, dunno how much of a lucksack you need with Taishin
>>538486463>eventsWe didn't even get a 10 pull from this event, your income comes from PVP.
>>538479648I'm not signing into fucking google for this.>Uma WifeKingu>Favorite SongWinning The Soul>Best SingerDaiwa Scarlet>Money SpentF2P
hews maya just dropped
Why is Taishin so mean to you? She was told she’s a nobody who won’t amount to anything yet you’re taking a chance on her. She should appreciate you more.
>>538486609CM is also an event.
What cards should I use for Mile parent farming? Air groove and who else?
>>538486642What's going on with her stomach, did she just give birth or something....
Hey trainer...
>>538485096777 comes already with XOguri, parents would only make sense if you want hints to buy it cheaperU=ma is expensive for a white but has some use if you want to time the unique to a corner or something maybe?
>event>pvp>dailyMost of your income comes from random mailbox gifts and everything else is just a little extra, the carat income gap between an obsessive f2p sweat and a casual f2p who never plays but keeps logging in isn't that big.
>tfw no rainbows:(
>>538485803Get the spark on a grandparent then pass it down to an Uma with high affinity/compatibility
>>538484361>>538484496I trust you bros but he's shown his CM records and has vods of him winning in CM on his channel
>>538486683Yeah and tomato's a fruit so go put it in a fruit salad.
>>538485138Here's mine. But I have another one with Spurt that may perform better in theory. I'll probably do 20 races with one and 20 with the other on first days of CM.
>>538486794Its probably like 100 carats a day
>>538484884>one of the most desireable blue sparks>one of the most desireable red sparks>2 recovery white sparks>3* ura finalsIt's really good for a general use parent
>find out you can play the jukebox while in career mode>turn on Yume wo Kakeru just before the URA Finale Finals>song syncs up perfectly with race finishNow this is epic
>>538484884>3 blue>3 URAyou must be retarded.
>>538485003>>538485031>>538486941>>538487004winning URA is easier than winning debut race
>>538486986
Symboli joining my cm roster was the last thing I ever expected but dang, what a great uma to have as a back up on your team. Bitch comes in clutch sometimes and its so good.
>>538486868There are also many other events aside from those 2.
>>538486714I like Helios, lot of Mile-centric abilities with Ramp Up and Slipstream, Suzuka also offers Left Handed and Bourbon for some front runner abilities. You can consider Smart Falcon as well, not as diverse with her front runner abilities but does offer Wet Conditions.
>>538486748So if I make Tachyon a parent I won't need other good white sparks? Should I just try to get random green or pace/late sparks then?
>>538486865When was the last time he won a CM? last year? I don't even see last month's CM aside from that Day 1 video. I doubt he even made it to the finals lmfaoIf you're really at 90% winrate there's no way you won't show yourself winning CM JP finals especially how much of a grifter he is.
i'm just gonna use my winning ticket again
Should I grab El Condor unique or upgrade more green skills? Would competitive spirit even be active enough during CM to warrant getting it?
>>538487073>why is a horse that's already been trained easier to race with than a horse with minimal training
>>538485675it only went up because of feminism
>>538487073>getting a random 1% chance isn't hardIs this bait? Ive done over 300 careers and never got 3* URA.
CunnyInc. has 2 spotsanyone is welcome to join
>>538487239I won and got podium a couple of times in the CM rooms here with mine, she's pretty good
>>538487328no i mean who cares about getting a spark for URA finale. it's a free win anyways since you already have run winning stats by the time you get there. i'd rather have hopeful stakes.
>>538487270First I'd worry about getting your long apittude to at least A, otherwise she's useless
>>538487418This is for Mile CM though...
How many have (you) done?
>>538487218Only you can answer that question depending on what track / style oguri you're building. If you go late surger you can't use the hydrate that already comes with xoguri tho, so you'll need 2 "external" recoveries.
>>538487083YOU WILL PAY
rate my debuffer
rate my wife
>>538486812Here is where 99,9% of people fail. This step takes hundreds of runs.
>>538487398Are you actually retarded?
>>538487270Competitive spirit might activate sometimes but groundwork is already locked down so it's low prio. Yes get condor unique. Extra sta from green upgrades is unnecessary unless she's for long.
>>538487270bro its kind of ass when inherited
>>538487481Oh, right. You should get seiun's unique since you're running her front
>>538487542Didn't play much so I'm only on my 4th card for this one
>>538487657All uniques look bad inherited, this is already second best on the track after Seiun.
>>538487578im retarded, here
When i try to make aces i still try to do all the Triple Crown races and the Dual Grand Prix just once, win or lose, because i think that would put me in general range of the amount of skillpoints i should have without mathing things out so mucham i totally off base?
>>538487398Why are you so stupid? You know its one of the best sparks in the game right now?
Why do I have the urge to cum and throw my wasteful seed into Seiun Sky's armpits
>>538487220Yeah i think he's just a young gun whose overbragging his achievements. I don't know what an average winrate in JP would look like for oshi trainers but to play devil's advocate he was bragging 90% winrate with Vivilos like one time lol which he was successful with. Other than that, i'm almost certain he's below 90% winrate to which i'm guessing because Vivilos is not a meta horse from what i hear. He's a one-time 90% winrate winner, not an average 90% winrate. Obviously detrimental to portray yourself like this.
>>538486865He didn't win takarazuka CM with that 90% WR mf doesn't know what he's doing.He said downhill doesn't carryover for kyoto 2000m? I feel bad for his Vivlos, he is not winning the CM based on her IRL G1 win if he's that stupid not to know. That's what so ridiculous about this. 90% winrate doesn't know the most basic stuff... What a clout chaser. He doesn't even know what his favorite horse's skills do!
>>538487778Sp is also important yes, it's entirely possible a race turn is better than a training unless it's exceptional.
>>538487545I just wanted some generic parent that I could reuse for most CMs if at all possible. And yeah I forgot about her own skill needing Pace, I'll focus on that and other basic stuff like right/left and standard/non standard then. Thanks anon.
>>538484953She truly is the best wife>>538484997Ayabe is just hurt, people who are hurt tend to hurt others, but top wife was better than that and saved her
>>538486865>and has vods of him winning in CM on his channelyou can watch those VODs and see him going 1/4 on taurus
>>538487721>All uniques look bad inherited, this is already second best on the track after Seiun.Most .35 speed get demoted to .15 instead of .05. The accel is there but both Maruzensky & Ryan get demoted to .20 instead of the .10 pasa's does.
>>538487783She keeps putting her hands behind her head which is enough to set you off when you're horny.
is this enough stamina to survive? gourmand didn't come...
>>538487996As long as your shit activates yes
>>538487996yes
>>538487996it's fine
>>538487834>He doesn't even know what his favorite horse's skills do90% winrate guy doesn't know speed skills carry over the spurt. This skill is especially goated for the next CM and his Vivlos has it yet he insists it's useless.>>538487789The next CM is where Vivlos is actually worth something but not really the meta but I'm sure other dedicated Vivlos fans can make her win (unlike his stupid ass).
>>538477931All of my career luck evaporated with my two aces. I'll shove in a front to block people and call it a day.
>>538487398ill be nice and explain it 3* ura spark gives like +30 speed and stamina if it procs
>>538487996Yes but you are not making it to the finish line firstBiwa is trash lol
>join CM2 lobbies made by Platinum CM1 holders>they don't start the race immediately upon 9 uma entriesThey make me sick
>>538487218you mostly want 777, straightaway recovery or corner recovery would be good, then aside from machitane, the other parent of tachyon would be a guest parent that is many stars in the distance aptitude you want since oguri is so versatile in many roles
I played Seiuns career and she seems to be a gaslighter uma. Any Seiun Sky pics similar to pic related I can use for gaslighting?
>breed your trai->
>>538480734Stepping out of Bakushin sprints until I engineer the PERFECT Bakushin with MAX Speed, GROUNDWORK, SCHEMING AND ANGLING, and UNRESTRAINED.
>>538488241That's fine.. Last CM I went full metafag and still lost so I don't care anymore
Is it true that having higher speed increases stamina consumption? I can't tell what's real info anymore
>>538488430baseduse your umawives over soulless meta
>>538487996>biwa>gimping deck to gourmand gamble instead of just using her natural calm & collecteddon't do this. gourmand might be slightly more reliable but it's better than straight recovery like cooldown because c&c can't activate in the first few seconds of the race. It takes about 15 seconds of running to spend the HP C&C would recover so it's less likely to early fire unlike cooldown which has no 5 seconds of protection. That's a strong Biwa, see if you can do a stronger one with an ungimped deck. QED is good this CM so a strong Biwa can win it
>>538488430>What reaching enlightenment looks like
>>538488472It's true
thanks to the anon that recommended 800 stam and swinging maestro on nice nature
>more runs with no groundwork inheritsThis is a different kind of torture from Ace runs
>>538487270for CM3 it's gonna be all frontrunners, so competetive spirit is pretty good.
>>538479648Don't feel like signing in>Uma WifeMaruzensky>Favorite SongTracen Ondo>Best SingerMaruzensky>Money spentLess than $50
>>538488430As long as you manage to qualify for the finals, us competent f2ps need all the shitter fodder we can get to avoid the whale lobbies
>>538488496Fuck this is the second time trusting the spreadsheet fucked me. I thought c&c was basically useless so I never even considered it, thanks I'll try again tomorrow when I have more borrows
hey its me, special chud dayo
>>538488318Makes sense, thanks again
>>538477795yolo
>>538488472the less speed you have, the less stamina you need
How retarded is making a Tachyon with 3 Gold Stam skills?
>>538488647front runner strat for CM is mega high maintenance people were warning about it. Even if you have 1 passable parent you will then be tied down to the daily borrows to not have to do it again to finish your ace
is 300 wit too low
>>538488901nothing is too low with rng
>>538488472True but only by a technicality. You burn more stamina/second but you also finish the race faster. The total stamina spent is the same at the end of the race though.
>>538488647Torena's spark running? Alright Air Groove, give them Medium Straightaways 5 times and make sure they've gotta give up important G1 races to get any hints from you at all, you've got the groundwork of this operation handled? Good.
>>538488831You can probably build a long worthy Tachyon with just 700 stamina. Still won't win races because no way you can also afford speed+acceleration skills though.
What in the hell
you can win with off meta honses as long as you get 1200 1000 1200
>>538488972What if I rape Rudolf, but with a condom on?
Owen Wilson, how could you lose to an umatuber? Wtf bwo https://youtu.be/uoxe_piG2eE?si=0KevAZnoXYqxT_tr&t=1347
>>538488925This Oguri looks trustworthy
>1200 1100 900>no long Severy single time
>>538489208Deck?
>>538489116that guy was in my first clubonce he left the entire club fell apart...
>>538489270did he leave due to being a Taurus titlelet
>>538489116both simps KWAB
>have to get Wedding Air Groove through pityUgh.... at least I got her but man, I even ended up getting spooked by the Director but she gave me T.M. Opera O.
>>538489319that was way before CM happened
>want the Cafe and Helios figures>they're made by Koto instead of GSC/Alter/Phat
>>538489423is Koto that bad? I have some and they're decent
Finally, something good came from endless Taishin grind.Left or right? Also, rate.
>>538489270The Greek tragedies of CUMA and Sakuraniku. One was too much of a danchode and the other wasn't enough of a danchode.
>>538488831This one survives and doesn't thrive. Wins rarely. She would have been better at 1000/700 stm/pow or even 900/800 stm/pow. Tachyon wants more last corner speed like prepared to pass & QED with the power to fuel it. Survival is her strength but taking & keeping a lead is her weakness.
man, im so horny I could fuck a horse
>>538489645Interesting, would you mind elaborating?
What cards for Debuffer Wedding Mayano?
>>538489703A ningen is fine too
>>538488972This but it's Fuji giving me wit stat ups instead of summer runner or literally any skill
>>538488410i'd flip my beliefs right around for my umawife
>>538489645It's legal in japan
>win 80% of public rooms>win 10% of /uma/ roomscool, I think I'll be fine
>>538490113host a room right now
>>538489480They lean towards good more than bad (even though I hate how flimsy their plamos are). I'm glad they pick up lots of IPs and characters but their figs are more plain compared to the alternatives most of the time. The paintwork for their uma line is pretty dull when you look at the uma figs from other companies.
>>538490158I don't feel like losing, so no
YOU SHOULD EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!
>>538490182i have this figure, quality condition and everythingsimply peak.
>>538489703I want to cum in Tazuna's fat ass
>>538490182i see, the uma ones dont look as great except maybe the helios. I have the pokemon trainers and they look fine.
Bros this is my second time with her...is she laying down something I'm supposed to pick up?
First 9* Speed on a dumb fun run like this
>>538490435the glasses make her look like a dad
>4 hours cm3 strategy discussion from the 2 biggest gaslighters in the community
>>538489208You really don't even need long s to win with that stat line
>>538490507And what was the conclusion
>>538490440oops
>>538490507I'm only trusting the reference doc writers from now on
>>538490507the only guy i trust is jpwitGOD
>>538487212>>538486714
>>538490569erz and witbrockGAWD are all you needeveryone else is a hack fraud/grifter
>>538490560golshi, i'm afraid
>>538490637jpwitlerbrockgawd
>>538490563>>538479476...GUTS GAME??? What in the world is going on?
>>538490641golshi is not being used for cm3 bwo don't worry
this bourbon run was on fire, and then she failed a 2% 44 speed in summer 1 and lost her practice perfect.director giveth, director taketh away.
>>538490637erz might be a fraud desu he only played the first 5 scenarios and with the seiun sky shit. he shilled triple front.
>>538490703I had 850 speed going into senior year and proceeded to only get single rainbows, with no rainbows on anything at all during summer, for the entire year. RNG always finds a way to ruin your run
Why is it literally whenever I want to farm skills that my cards decide i'm only getting stat ups and no skills? I actually want to shoot myself
>>538490765i'd rather trust a lazy ass person who only spends 10 runs a cm like a normal person than a whale who pretends he's f2p
>>538490629does card version matter?i have sr air groove for example instead of rare
>>538490845>he fell to the im just a casual lie
>>538490946mainly events and less stats for you to get through the career
>>538490469They're cute
>>538490946Sometimes it does, but sr and r air groove both have the same skill hints
If I'm running 2 endclosers I should run front debuff urara with them?
>>538490946SR air groove has shit events
>>538489116>king halo based>vtuberdisgusting
>>538488718Hope you didn't confuse Calm and Collected for Calm in a Crowd in that case.
if your uma starts clenching their teeth are they running out of stamina
why did witbwo say to use nice nature? i swear she procs all seeing eyes way too late and hits no one
decent mile scarlet parent
>>538491085Big if realWould you happen to know what it means if they wipe away their sweat with their arm...
>>538490507Did that Moo guy get a Taurus plat?
>>538491113yes, but his cardsetup is bad. anon here recommended 800 stamina + swinging maestro to keep up with the crowd and your eyes will hit
>>538491147Whoops I have no reading comprehension, thought you stated it as a fact
*crow noise*
>>538491115might even run her in gemini if I see too many harus
What will the races be named after once all the zodiac signs are used?
>>538491258no way i can do that, I'll just swap her out then
Welp this might be the best goldship I can make rn... see ya guys in b league finals lol
>>538487996don't listen to biwa haters btw, in about 30 gem rooms my biwa won 40%+
>>538491323Fuck wrong pic...everything is goldship to rn i guess lmao
your umas preferred course length represents how long she lasts at sex. sprinters are quickshots. stayers can go all night.her preferred running style reflects how fast she likes it. fronts want it rapid fire. ends want it slow and sensual.her terrain aptitude shows what hole she enjoys. turf the front, dirt the back.
>>538491472Anon, you should go beat your meat for a bit and come back when you're refreshed.
>>538491472naruhodo...
>>538490831because you're playing an addiction-driven gambling game and addiction hurts
>>538491472Three 20 minutes = 1 Hour
>>538491472I have finally found himPorn Addiction's final boss
>>538491637>he thinks bakushin can last 20 minutes
>>538491472my anal queen smart falcon
>>538491671Why are Indonesians like this? But I have to give it to them, they are not creepy like Indians
>>538491762She can last 7 minutes three times which is ONE MINUTE LONGER THAN THAT
>>538491472yeah that tracks, Taishin definitely prefers end
CM2 ROOM GOGOGO221898952218989522189895
How long until that one cute Uma with the oversized witch hat comes out? Should I keep playing daily or can I quit until she comes out. I have 20k carats ready
>>538491454im so sorry....
>>538491887fuck your rank restriction faggot
>>538491974no B shitters sorry !
I wish Maruzensky was real bros
>>538491915In about a year fellow sweepbro... It's gonna take a while
>>538492030congrats, if you win, it's only because you're too much of a bitch to face debuffers
>>538491915>>538492046brat ToT
Bunch of gaslighting faggots in this general. 5 career runs training my grandparent with late grandparents that has groundwork spark. And never a single inheritance was shown
Bros i think the thread is starting to get comfy. A lot of the metafrogs have left and soon we will only be filled with waifu schizos
>>538492143That's a juvenile
>>538491887what the fuck was with that mcqueen? 10 seconds before late race right as everyone activated gourmands and tail helds and corner skills, she just shot the fuck up ahead 8 lengths without using any skills to do it. what sorcery is this?
>>538491472I imagine Mihono drains your stamina like a fat guy trying to run a 5k, or she maybe she just does it for you in perfect pace for like an hourAlso I can't imagine backdoor activities working out with Oguri
>>53849222810 billion stamina and 780 powah
>>538492046>>538492143
>>538492220She's in highschool
>>538491887Never seen a Bourbon until now, very nice>>538492080This Groove gigachad had no problem doing it
>>538492181already finished fishing for a 2* groundwork + front savvy + front straightaway + 3 race spark with mine. couldn't get a playtime's over spark but whatever. took me like 3-4 runs, you can confidently hit 1100 speed with this deck anyway so why bother doing that strat?
>>538492341no you retard, stamina and power don't do ANYTHING until you cross into the laterace at 67%.this mcqueen shot up at like 55%
At this point I might just throw a random Rudolf with my other two aces and call it a day. Golshi training is annoying
>>538492379shes just a womanlet
>>538492408what parent or trainee are you using?
>>538492319She got 20% stamina growth.... What an absolute (sex) machine.
>>538492080>he cant build an A rank debuffer
>>538491472AIEEEEEHEEHEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>538492380I literally shat that bourbon out a half hour ago as a non-borrow run fucking around. If I can get a good Daiwa parent through sheer dumb luck I may use a borrow to try to make a real bourbon and run double fronts.I was kind of hoping she'd get to lead duel with a debuffer air groove tho.
Chat is this real
>>538492419https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6QcS6BCgJVU
>>538492409Git lucky
I still don't have an A rank Uma.
kinda considering running a double debuff strat again with nice nature and air groove as a back up. Still got a few more days to iron out a better daiwa but will also probably build out a Nice Nature for a back up debuffer.
>>538492459trainee was grasswonder
>>538492619watch out nice nature fucking sucks without stamina skills
>>538491887Post top 3
>>538492419Let me at that woman.
>>538492619dont its not about winning the whales
Wouldn't it be funny if there was a mechanic that sometimes allows a random uma to win no matter what regardless of stats and skills
>>538492379>>538492548Eat your vegetables
>>538492619Just run triple ace. People learned their lesson not to rely on a single age
>>538492652Yeah plus her career is really really annoying lol.Ill keep ironing out my Daiwa and think about it during the cup itself. Not gonna go to hard in cancer and just gonna do some meme builds for fun
this semen demon will be the end of me
>>538492614Time to witmax
>>538492657Meant to do it with the Groove pic but editing is not my forte (ocd)
>>538492839I still really don't know what that is, it always read like a meme to me.
>>538492902What was the Mcqueen stats
why aren't you powermaxxing?
>>538492678At the end of the day its all rng. The goldship i posted lost to random sub 900 stam goldships. I really mainly just want the daiwa rocket to be more consistent and trying various things (even tho its just a gamble)>>538492778Triple aces is a bit much for me. Im running double aces this time but I ran single ace last cup and did alright. Im still more into the rocket strat tho so well see over time.
>when the run is dead but you have to play 20 more turns of humiliation ritual.It's not fair that [Give Up] gives you NOTHING. The game forcing you to play out a shit run is such ass.I'm switching to end closer to fail the next mandatory race.
>>538492750
>>5384929531200/1200 speed/stam, 11.5k total statDidn't screencap but maybe they're still in the thread
>PonyShe should have gotten a Nigon camera
>>538492981>Not euthanizing through don't overdo ityou're weak and can't kill your girl properly
Cm2 test room for whoever wants to join.6730 9723
>>538492953
sexo
>>538493137sexo
>>538493125>teio step
>>538493125I thought calm and collected wasn't reliable?
To the 2 Teiofags that lurk here, give me a reason why should I do a run with her?
>>538493247>he fell for it
>>538493247nah it's good because it takes at least 5 seconds to proc unlike bofa and cooldown which can proc right out the gate
>>538493259she's cute
>there's curfew for uma dorm>no one follows it anyway>curfew has a secondary rule that forbids umas in the trainer dorms at said curfew >umas stay at trainer dorms anywayWhat the fuck was the point then
>>538493387It's so they aren't responsible if *something* were to happen
Is it ever explained why they have to be athletes AND idols?
>>538493203Hey now it proc'd a total of 2 races over 40 test races total
>>538493118so what happened?
>>538493378Special Week is cuter but i'll take it, I'll do a run with her when I woke up
>>538493483
>>538493476I imagine a ton of tax money goes into funding these Uma Academies, so they want to get their moneys worth
>>538492914https://youtu.be/isnhYR24R9oTLDR alternating between SPD and WIT training lets you max both stats much easier than any other stats in the game and doing that'll give you a high rank
>>538493137Why did akikawa grow up and turn out like this? What went right?
>>538493476What if your athletic wife was also famous?
>>538493118I hate whoever designed the room match system.You search a code and it shows you the room but it's full so you can't join, but it says spectate okay, but instead of being able to click "spectate match" from there, you have to leave and click the spectate button and type the code in again and by the time you can do that the match has started and you can't spectate after a match has started even though its just a replay file sent to the participants, not a real-time race.please fire whoever designed that system.
Who else here is gonna enter the open league?
Lol ggs my gold ship got murdered didnt proc many recoveries. Nice nature's definitely something to consider i guess
>>538493718WTF DOX????
>>538493718WOW GOLDSHIP WINS HOLY
>it's an oguri jobs hopeless stakes and ships herself to the glue factory episode
>>538493590>this is my first time speaking in english in my lifeFor being a nip his english isn't bad, really doesn't need subtitles
>>538493681
>>538493718>>538493118results
>>538493718How does she keep getting away with it?
>>538493847there are deadlines to meet my guy, cut him some slack
>>538493495>Special Week is cuter
>>538493875Both natures in the lobby had the late surger savvy debuff extension lmao and my gold ship failed to get far enough so the debuffs wouldnt hit. Definitely a decent choice at least after seeing it in action
>spechud>cute
fraud runner>bwo just get groundwork>then get 3 early game skills>then get focus if needed of you missed the above>then get dist/turf sparks>then get recoveries if needed (agemasen)>then do this 2 more times>not first by late spurt? brickCHAD closer>get spurt and pray
>>538494034>>then get dist/turf sparks>>then get recoveries if needed (agemasen)ends have to do this too faggot
what did special week ever do to you
>>538493476You never heard of a victory dance? Uma world just takes it more seriously, and Japan specifically does the idol thing because it's their culture. I'd wager in other countries do it differently.Okay i just pulled that idea out of my ass but now i'm buying into it. I'm imagining America with all it's cowgirl country dirt umamusume probably do a big hodown with square and line dances, and the french umamusume do elaborate interpretive dance and the audience is all snooty discussing what the imagery of her dance moves might mean as they swirl their wine and smoke a fag.
Our girl kaela is complaining about goldship now too send goldship to all CMs
>>538494069okay but in the end its spurt vs groundwork/focus/greensfest parent autism
>>538494104didn't give me a titjob
>>538493259Race planner.I guess you could even go as far as to take corner recovery too for that extra 10% discount when swinging maestro hits.The anime opening also plays when her ult procs.
>>538493718>oberona fellow fatefag?
Will the main special missions ever gets updated in the future or if we complete the list that's all the carats we're going to get forever?
More cm rooms3329 35473131 88353771 4989Feel free to join in any of them
Mambo
>>538494145This is Royaltea turf, now skitter back to your ghetto before the guards find you
>>538493319>>538493312Fuck these docs man holy fucking shit I'm re-training my mcqueen"Knowledgeable individuals" my ass
>nature blocked my gold ship right before late raceFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>538493875I'll miss natty...
>>538493875>Nice Nature is 3rd in her teams for CM because she is the dedicated debufferCINEMA
So this is the power of having a Seiun Sky groundwork uma...
Any more cm test?
Holy shit. >yes, everyone procced 2 recoveries
>>538494378What's the parent?
>>538494378I get 1-2 followers every day with my 3pwr3stam3speed with random whites horse, glad to help the newfriends who don't know any better
muh gold shit pvp
>>538494426She's really not amazing (2* Pace Chaser...), but I looked through the databases last night and I couldn't find any exceptional Seiun Skys so I guess people are happy to use mine (for now, until a much better Sky inevitably pops up soon).
From the 3131 8835 lobbyLol my gold ship just failing me in these lobbies didnt proc any healing ah well GGs
>>538494636>maru daiwa seiun parenthot
Sex with Nice Nature while she uses Murmur to say some very hot things in my ear
>>538494672thanks for not doxxing this time
>>538494741sorry for doxxing last time my apologies
>>538494636yes let them waste their borrows making suboptimal aces
>victoria mile rooms showing up for open racesIt's over before it even began
>>538494837Most people are over CM2, just hope and pray
still 2 more rooms open 3329 35473771 4989
>>538494636There's that one dude who dabbed on Poorfags and put up a 9* stam Seiun Sky with Groundwork and an ass ton of green skill white sparks
>>538494034Late Surger>
>tfw your debuffer gets double S when your aces struggle to get 1
>>538494697I thought that maybe those ultis would be good for a front runner, but I'm not really 100% sure of what I'm doing to be honest. Are they actually good as grand parents or should I be using different umas? I was mostly using Daiwa and Maruzensky because of their affinity with Fuji Kiseki (who I want to try making as a front runner when she comes out).>>538494985No... My free followers...
Thank you, based cow
>>538494672I don't get how your mcqueen keeps winning. she has no skills. my Taurus Rice shower had the same kind of stats and skills and needed 2 amazing debuffers and barely scraped her wins. Your mcqueen just goes fast out of nowhere. Also I don't understand how your air groove managed to stay in the lead for like 10 seconds into the late race with 700 stamina and 1 gold. Bourbon passed her like 3 times mid race but never merged right and when it actually mattered she late spurted and only got a fraction of a second out of red ace and angling.man this game is frustrating. oh well, back to the grindstone.
From the 3771 4989 room. I wanted to highlight the anon who brought in 3 debuffers into the race that was pretty hilarious and you made me laugh even
>Urara passed away:(
Why do they rerun these cards if their scenario is already over? Is there any point to it?
>>538495117debuffer decks are always fun to look at
>>538495332https://x.com/FRIDAY_twit/status/1965331857509417204>isrealfuck
>>538495375Wtf.....
>gain 10-16k pts per runI don't have the EP boosting Scouting cards, how cooked am I?
>slacker from seiun sky>infirmary>nothing>infirmary>nothing>summer camp>doesnt show up to trainyep thats a give up and restart the run
Haha as if I’ll take the bait->it’s real >news hit just a few minutes ago Wait but she was fine a few hours ago No….
>>538495375haru...
>>538495375>>538495332sad
>>538495375I knew this was coming soon right after Grass Wonder, they are old af
Meh not that sad. She was really old for a horse. Lived really long and healthy despite all those races.
>>538495375Haru?
my heckin' daughterino...
Still one more room left33293547Also will be building a haru for cm3....
>>538495332>>538495375No...RIP
should i still be running the G1 races when groundwork farming? losing a lot more
>>538495375fuck this gay earth
>>538495375
>>538495375Wtf
>>538495375NOOOOOOOOOOO
Are we getting free pulls from this?
>>538495375What the fuck
>>538495375They saw the donations for grass' death and took out urara.
>>538495375Fuck this gay earth
>>538495375Who's going to eat the 30 tons of ryegrass they ordered for her?
>>538495609Run epithets like triple crown, and the g1 races your ace will run. 600/600 is all you need to not die.
I didn't jack off tonight. Would it be insensitive to do so after hearing this news?
>>538495375rip
>>538495375>Grass Wonder and Urara died after global launchedGlobalkeks are cursed. Cygames should just shut down global already.
Final room resultsMy goldship finally won one after jobbing every other room. Ggs everyone
>Grass Wonder passed away on 8/8>Haru Urara passed away on 9/9Guys, I'm scared for 10 Oct
would it be insensitive to commission urara porn now
>>538495882Wanna bet on who's next? I'm putting it all on Meisho Doto.
>>538495882Rip golshi
>>538495882I fear for Doto's life now.
>>538495882>gold ship dies with a final spurt into some mareWould you feel bad, or good?
This is the 3rd time in the last few days that my uma got a mood down + slacker right before Arima Kinen and proceeds to flunk it despite statmogging the other umas.At what point does it stop being a "coincidence"? At what point does it stop being just "bad RNG"?
Tell me, when we finally will be free from goldship cancer in cm? When that time comes?
>>538495959It's still bad RNG.Your brain is simply more likely to remember bad outcomes while the good ones are sweeped tosho under the rug
>>538495959buy the packs
>>538495375NOT LIKE THIS
HARU DOODWAT NOU?
>>538479648It is me, Admire Vega's only fan.Apparently the only one who likes Lightless too.
>urara diedLLLLMMMMMMMMAAAAAOOOOO
>>538495375Doto isn't that old right?
>>538496106kys seafaggot
>>538496125Doto is also 29 apparently...
>>538496125Doto is 29 too
>>538496125Bwo...
>>538496106WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SAD THAT SOME RANDOM ANIMAL THAT WAS ALREADY OLD AS FUCK AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW EXISTED BEFORE PLAYING THIS GAME DIED!
>>538496146>SEApag projecting this hardI literally don't care about the lives of real horses.
>>538496093Why does she look like a hobo
I don't even want to play today...
>>538496125doto, dober and tsuyoshi are the oldest left now iirc
>>538495375all that grass killed her
is haru in horse heaven or horse hell?
>>538496194I do Is that so wrong to care?
>>538495447With 500k+ points to get everything and less than 2 days left...there was an attempt, bwo.
>>538496252She died because she couldn't digest the grass properly according to the article. So global killed her.
>>538496156>>538496163>>538496170>>538496249This is the part where it's actually just another /uma/ gaslight right?
>>538496258Isekai'd to be boned by torena.
>Seiun Sky gets released>Haru Urara dies unironicallyI hate Metakeks so fucking much
>>538496312Anon, I...
I only care about successful horses. Jobbers get no sympathy.
>>538496252Are horses like cows where their stomachs produce so much gas from eating fresh grass that they can explode unless the farmer pokes a hole into their stomach?
Urara died virgin ?
Haru Urara bros...
The ohayous are gonna hit different today senpai....
>>538496315The only purpose of midget Haru is to fuck over Taishin.I would say Harukeks are worse and literally turbo cancer. As if Taishin is favorite in this cm, and she is not.
>>538496312sorry....
cranking one out for her tonight
Who's going to be the first CC that's going to milk this?
>>538496395>genuinely felt saddened >fucking laughed at this Thanks for the laugh
next thread OP image be haru urara for tribute
>I don't care if a horse dies>I don't care if a VA dies>I don't care if an anime foid's original base that it was inspired from dies>I don't care if an author diesAs long as the media I enjoy remains unchanged, then I literally don't care
Guess what she chose...
Time to build a CM2 Haru Urara ace...
>>538495882Silence Suzuka was also euthanized on 11/1
>>538495343For completionists who couldn't get them the first time around, I guess
>>538496294and the article also blames all the overseas visitors coming to visit her and may have given her a sickness
>>538495824its fine as long as you jack off to urara
>>538496469 (Me)Forgot to add>I'm brown btw
>>538496469We get it, you're an uncivilized SEAfaggot or a turbo edgelord, maybe both
Nyooooo it's not real.... right?
>>538496497>global unironically killed her
I would have glued her after losing 5th race desu.
>>538495447>I don't have the EP boosting Scouting cards, how cooked am I?You can borrow one>183k pointsPush for the ticket though if you can do 15k per run the last SSR is 14 runs away watch the story for more and get the title unlike the special week guy
>SEAniggers can't stop gaslighting even about Ulalas deathNuke every filipino
>>538496497they didn't though, gaslighter anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE8n9LkvBQIHer voice doesn't match her... I was expecting a mesugaki, am I the only one?
>>538496469but who asked if you cared or notif you don't care then ignore or post something else, nobody cares about your take on the situation
>>538496497no?
>>538496469god this post smells brown
Will we get any carrats? Maybe Haru shards?
>Global players starting to catch onto Cygame's bullshit>Urara immediately diesHmmm...
gonna rub out a cum tribute to urara now
LMFAOOOO THEY KILLED URARA WITH FOOD
>>538496497CyGames has no choice but to EOS global for this planned horse murder. Owners will no longer feel safe about adding their uma when filthy gaijins will kill their umas with 草 and filthy gaijin viruses.
>>538496632>SEA neanderthal hasn't evolved sympathyis it the water or the overpopulation that's caused this?
>>538496624wtf that's a boy
>>538496616read the bottom paragraph of the 1st page turbo faggot
cc status?script status?le greyscaled youtoob thumbnail status?who will be the first?
Stop taking the bait, bros
58897837Haru Arima Kinen
>>538496715why are you so mad? it's because sharks keep taking off your internet access?
>>538496727Morning? More like goodnight
rip horsenow give me 1500 carat
So do we get carats to mourn the death of a beloved uma?
>>538496697SEAniggers are incapable of empathy. They still hunt down cats and dogs on the street for food.
>>538496712which part you fucking nigger. if you are an eop, that わがまま is about urara, not visitors
The official urara twitter says she's fine bwos wtf is all this?
>>538496697They are allergic to spending and are proud of having to dumpster dive for food.>>538496750GET THE FUCK IN HERE>58897837
Did someone already post this?>https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1965249308166606881>cygames is putting out ENGLISH commercials
jp wikipedia is so fast holy fuck
>>538496872GAHAHAHA I told you niggers whale money will go into more ads instead of the game
>>538478940Do end need 2 gold at 1k stamina or 3, I just dont understand this game?
stop falling for the gaslight bwos...we seaniggers are not like this...
>>538496806I think he's referring to this>「ウララは29歳で、人間でいえば90歳近い年齢だったんですが、本当に昨日までは元気でした。それが急に…。最近は日本どころか、海外からもウララを見学に来てくれる方が増えてきてたんですよ。なので、本当に残念です…」but either way he's retarded because its not what it says at allmore like unfortunate she passed away just as she was getting many visitors from all over japan as well as overseas
>>5384969242 if you are lucky, but its a bigger gamble. 3 is better because even if one fails, you are still fine
>>538496872>that announcerwhy are they trying to make it look like a scam ad
>>538496872If they're really going that route, then they're probably getting SAG-AFTRA hires since they're Cali based.
>>538496935Be the SEAnigger the internet wants you to be
>>538496469This, I get it if it's my local town horse or a horse I have an actual connection with, it's understandable to be sad if they died.Urara is literally just some low tier horse that's a whole continent away from me. There's literally no reason for me to be sad that it died. Uma Musume Urara is one thing, but the horse she was based on? None of us had seen it race even once or visited the farm its at.
>>538478940you need long S spurt and 3 gold recs. this is the golden standard for consistent wins
EN va's soon bwos
>>538496872Oh neat they dubbed the old commercialshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE4lp7frnBY
>>538496980>SAG-AFTRA hiresThe bad news just keep coming
>>538496872sounds like one of those scam betting apps, kek. and the dub-beggars in the comments as usual
>>538496643>>538496806>gain global wide popularity and then die a few months after
nyo...
>>538496971Rate up is a scam.
>>538496872People don't hate eng dubs and enthusiasts enough.
>>538496980Don't know why a jewish company like Cygames would hire SAG when bong VAs are cheaper
DIRT SPRINT HARU CUP WHEN
>>538496643Heh my country did nothing wrong
>>538496750Eto gomenasai host-sama but the mood is great and the track isn't flooded desu...
I’m 35 and all these horses passing away is giving me “that” sort of anxiety I don’t even care about succeeding in life, but the thought of no-longer being able to play games and watch entertainment in the future is saddening
>have every position set to random >game gives me Urara ...
A horse you don't actually know died, boo hoo. Uma is not the horse. Horse is noy the uma.
>>538497276i know what u mean bwi
>>538496971ウマ娘 is a scam game
impalement spikes up the assholes of all misinformation brownoids
>>538497276wut
Art of Urara getting indigestion from too much grass when?
i cant believe the fucking Filipinos killed haru urara
>no empathy for an animalmakes sense coming from the people that eat duck embryos and literal garbage as street food.
>>538497276Don't worry anon, you will be able to do it as looooong as you were born after 1990, if you're older than that get yourself a colonoscopy.
>>538497276You're already 35 and still doing those things. Why are you worried about that now?
>>538497381haru urara inflation art inc?
>>538496750last minute to join 1 slot left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSFMf8mRZ64https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSFMf8mRZ64https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSFMf8mRZ64https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSFMf8mRZ64
>>538497382Where's your empathy for human children dying in Africa everyday?
>>538497395>duck embryosI'm sorry what? You mean eggs right?
>ragebaitingNo better than an indian or a chinese
>Using the death of a horse that some people actually care about to bait for (you)sRegardless of how you actually feel about the situation this is a low-eq, zero empathy move.
>>538497195Cygames being jews should go outside US, but I have a feeling the nip execs are just entrusting the local California team do the hiring for them and going hands off.
>>5384967501 minute before you are no longer able to join we need 1 more
are they all dead? wasnt haru the last one
>>538497501>1 slot not fillingAnon, i dont know how to tell you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak2vbpzrSFc
>>538497578>>538496249
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>538497578daiwa is 21 iirc
>>538497471
>>538497498It’s usually the case as the average a Japanese businessman doesn’t know English and vice versa
I don't feel sad after knowing Urara irl self isn't pink or having overwhelming positive, in fact she's BROWN and very grumpy
Haru deadara
Reminder to blacklist CC's trying to profit off the death of Urara.
Oh boy they comin'
>>538497498japan is a g7 nation and beholden to the west, which naturally means kikery is afoot at cygames and its western branch
>>>538496750>all those non G rank Turf and Long Haru Urara'sNice job, anons just need to get both Turf A and Long A at least to do the Arima Kinen
>>538495375o7
Urara first, the rest nowhere.
You didn't care about Grass Wonder
To commemorate Urara I suggest we turn this upcoming CM into an Urara only race. Anyone running other umas will be put into the global blacklist and barred from joining any clubs till eos.
>>538497497Nobody actually 'cares' about the horse, people are just acting sad to fit in with the JP crowd no matter if it's on 4chan, twitter, reddit etc
>>538496186Not everyone is a secondary faggot to horse racing like you are.
i cant believe rice shower killed urara
>>538497471Rice is too cute.
Am I missing something here?
>>538497481I think it's that Balat or whatever it's called where they eat fertilized eggs with the baby in it.
>>538497398I feel like Im going to die from this, I feel like I have acid reflux, but Im scared to get tubed up the ass or mouth
>>538497889click the right green arrow you buffoon
>>538497894>eat fertilized eggs with the baby in it yeah im not searching that up but wtf
>>538497889Bwo...
I know I won't be winning any geminis with these soon but I still wanna enter rice because I like her. Which one do I enter bros? I'm leaning to right because 3 gold recoveries.
Thanks for the race, bwos
>>538497860Let him lash out, he's just mad that when he dies nobody will give a shit besides the underpaid EMT workers
>WAAAAAAHH I CARE ABOUT THE STUPID DEAD HORSE THAT LOST 113 TIMES IN A ROW BECAUSE THIS STUPID GAME THAT I ONLY BOTHERED PLAYING ONCE IT GOT AN ENGLISH TRANSLATION TURNED HER INTO A LITTLE PINK GIRLThis is literally all of (you) losers.
>>538495343riko ssr is good in the 3rd scenario too (then it's glue)
>>538497045SAG's learned that the future of voice acting is in gachas, and probably won't let this one get away unvoiced after the Hoyo incident.
>>538497578Some of the horses are pretty young. Gold Ship is only like 16.
>>538497901A tube up your ass can see 10 years in your future and they do it while you're asleep. I strongly recommend talking about your doctor about it if you care about not dying early.
>>538497943Right 100%>>538497978Ohh, kind of value then!?
>goes on a melty What causes this?
>>538497686I saw that vid earlier recommended to me in youtubeGOOD RIDDANCE
>>538497957>Truth nuking your own postThis screams faggot more than actually taking it up the ass
>>538498010ZAMN
Fuck people here have been posting trollposts the last few days about urara dying, I wasn't expecting that to be real.
haru ulalala.....
>this thread>/uma/ is more brown than /gbfg/ nowWas global actually a big mistake?
KWADB
>>538498037Don't know but it's pretty funny.
>>538498003>Hoyo incidentqrd
>>538498049
>>538498106Look at the time in SEA
>>538497858That's a really sad and cynical view of the internet. I used to think like that too as an edgy teenager but lately I try not to make as many assumptions. And I think that if people were just trendchasing they would not have actually spent money to donate ryegrass. For better or for worse Urara's story has resonated with a number of people and it's not hard to show some empathy.
>>538498106that's why i'm still in the jp thread too
>>538498187Timezones dont matter, I'm here all the time
maturity is realizing that life has a expiry date and the animals are being exploited by jews to steal your money
>>538497957there was an anime, man
Let's post lots of urara lewds next thread to mourn.
One less ray of sunshine in this world, rest in peace.Please ignore the inevitable ragebaiters anons, they don't deserve your attention.
>2 horses have died since global launch This does not bode well for global
i swear all of my girls late start in 90% of the races
>>538495375gonna masturbate to urara tonight to show my respect and love
>>538498284Wtf that's cute as fuckt. Sanrio enjoyer
I took this screenshot for comedyI was not expecting it to become prophecyWhat the goddamn fuck-
>>538498089She was very old, anon, atleast she lived her last days in peace
>>538498165VA union wanted more money, and used the threat of AI replacing them to go on strike. Then some bullied non-union VAs who wanted some work. In the end a lot of VAs for Hoyo games were recast
>>538498034yeah thought so too, thanks bro
I posted 'im sad urara died :(' on twitter then I continue to shitpost her on 4chan, I'm very empathic btw
>>538498106Just wait for the coming G1 season to start and you will see those "people" have a melty when anyone starts talking about keiba
>>538498294how many have died since jp launch?
>>538497858Don't be so negative. Her story resonates with a lot of people. Being an eternal loser with an unyielding and unfaltering spirit and all. Automatically assuming emotions is grifting is just a really negative interpretation of things.
>>538497858Holy projection. Maybe true for some of the over the top reactions on sns, but feeling a tinge of sadness at the end of something is normal human behaviour
>>538498369This but the other way around
>>538498382Spe died while the first season was airing. The VA cried. Allegedly when Suzuka's VA found out how Suzuka died, she cried too.
we should all get in a circle and jerk off to urara as a tribute
My Haru Urara fanart
How come no one cared when Grass Wonder died?
>>538498425She also died a virgin
>>538498513There were a bunch of tributes in thread when grass died tho
haru died from all the guys running her as front debuffer
https://x.com/animal_love_kaz>No update Who do I trust
>>538498513Americans dying is well deservedNippon umas dying is soul crushing :(
guys I am not really sure what matters moreis the S in long better than the other teio having higher stam and an A rank?
>>538498189>>538498425I appreciate these genuine replies, but it's wasted on a ragebaiter.It's really like those mourning threads on /a/ where people who cares pay respects and faggots looking for (You) being obnoxious.
>>538498537>tributesI am NOT cumming on Urara's pic.
Well there goes my morning
nah i dont feel anything. you guys are faggots for anthropomorphizing animals for profits and feel good feels. urara was kept in a tiny pen for your entertainment.
Don't let Tastiera win another fucking G1 race, folks.
>>538498568Grass is Nipponese though
>>538498513haru urara is very inspirational
>>538498535She's just like me (eventually)...
>>538498562Haru Urara's wikipedia article lists her as dead as well, Even Yahoo has a news page for her.
>>538498612How are we the ones at fault for that
You care about Urara dying because she's reddit.You didn't care about Grass Wonder dying because she's not reddit.
>>538498382A lot. Since the JP game launch>Digital>Ticket>Neicha>Taiki>Kawakami>Duramente>No Reason>Grass>UraraI'm pretty sure I forgot a few.
>>538498575S might cause her to explode, too lazy to check the simulator myself but here https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/You ideally want to be at 200-300hp by the end
>>538497245Nuclear Bomb Uma when?
>>538498681Did you not see the insane amount of Grass wonder posting when he died?
>>538498535she was literally (me)
She died from not curing slow metabolism....
>>538498589Ragebaiters aren't being honest. These scumbags are genuinely lacking of any sympathy, impermeable to reason, and generally incapable of feeling anything due to their lives being devoid of any happiness.
Whens Grass and Haru gonna be added...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dewsDSoFBc4
>sweatlords and tryhards shit on THE iconic loser horseCM brings out the worse in people
>>538498575both will run out of hp and die before the last spurt especially if there's a debuffer in the lobby, you need more stamina teiobro
>>538498697Anyone ever draw Secretariat as an Uma?
what does a good groundworks parent look like?
Oh, i realize why you care about Haru Urara dying. She's just like you. A loser.
>>538496750thanks for hostinghttps://litter.catbox.moe/5xjfoi.webm
Doto is next
I dunno urara won me over in game when you win her debut and she makes that winning animation where she looks like she's about to explode with happiness.
she died from eating too much 'premium' grassYOU did this
She's in a better place now.....
Someone put a whole pickle in her grass.
>>538498807No...
maturity is understanding that haru urara the horse wouldnt appreciate it that you guys depicted her as a horsegirl with downsyndrome
Did she eat all the grass?
Liking pink Urara doesn't mean you have to like IRL UraraThe only similarity between them is their name
>>538495375what the FUCK
Man, I wish I didn't wake up to this...
>>538498807The old pervert horse is immortal though
>>538498807FUCK YOU
>Haru died>Trump alive
I don't feel sad because it is inevitable plus I know how to separate fiction and reality. Fictional Urara is still alive and that matters more to me
I enjoy game Urara, which was a vehicle to learning about Horse Urara and I like both.
>>538498697raping war cannon
>>538498948That's trueIf I were to link them 1-1 the game would be depressing lol
This place really did fill up with sweaty tryhard baitposters in the past month huh
There wasn't this much trolling when Grass died, I guess Haru's popularity just invites it more.Drawing the house even after her death
Who should I run in CM2? I was thinking Gold Ship and Mayano, but I can't decide on a 3rd. I have a good Seiun Sky I rolled today but front runners are useless for this CM right? I heard if there's no front runner it buffs pace chasers, so is it worth using a front runner just to fuck with them? Or should I just run Nice Nature.
>>538499006shitskins seething that a horse gets more attention than them
this shit made me tear up desu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c7sxmRpANI&list=RD6c7sxmRpANI&start_radio=1
>>538498343A lot of English VAs that I used to respect were part of that sekrit club too. Seriously, fuck greedy cliques. If English dubs need to get better, they need to let new blood with actual talent into the industry as well as a VA Director that doesn't suck ass
>>538498612Urara lived a better life than you do, Nguyen.
>>538499045>Who should I run in CM2?isn't it a bit too late to ask this questionregistration period already started
ok fuck it i'm running front urara for gemini
Wasn't she, like, super old for a horse
>>538499086?
Bread status?
>>538499045Drop Topgun, use Groove to counter goldships
>>538499080no she didnt, look at her pen its the smallest shit ever. its no wonder she died from indigestion. she wasnt turned into sashimi because of her lore. even with that much impact they only gave her a tiny pen.
>>538498612what, you want her to run free in the forest with the deer or something?
>>538499086There's still like a week though before the singular race that actually matters assuming you can field something that can win in 40 attempts.
stop getting baited by brown people
>>53849918030 years is pretty much the certified self destruct time for horses
>>538499184Thanks, so Gold Ship, Air Groove and?
>>538499183In light of recent events the local breadmaker has decided to retire
Apparently they're going to taxidermy urara and put her in a museum
So... Only DaiSca is the only one left alive from the initial roster?>>538499180Like 90yrs old equivalent
>>538499195yes, they all deserve the Mongolian steppe. not some chink concentration camp.
>>538499180She was, and it was bound to happen eventually, but it still hurts.
>>538499180She was basically 85 or so in human years, I can deal with old horses passing away. It's the Liberty Islands that give me breakdowns...
Let's post nsfw of our pink daughter one last time before she goes to that pen up in the sky.
>>538499006>people who actually play the game care more about the game than some old animal on the other side of the worldwoah...
It's evening in indonesia btw
>>538499265Taishin or Rudolf if you have her werks
>>538499271Nyooo
>>538498747I'm just going to kill myself because thats impossible kek>>538498692well it seems that the 2nd teio does better in 3000 meters but 3200 meters the 1st does slightly better so I dunnoguess I will use the 2nd
I hope golshi is next, i'm tired of seeing her everywhere
>>538499180Super old but not ancient like Nice Nature.
>>538499185And it's still better than you'll ever get. Urara is going into a museum, you'll be lucky if anyone outside of your immediate family gives a shit when you die.
>>538498780Don't know, but the artist on twitter drew more horses in the same formathttps://twitter.com/intent/user?user_id=1305721707986997248
>>538499324Steam chart posters are Indonesian and baitposters too, the undersea cables to SEA were a mistake.
>>538499281Life ain't a Disney movie for animals, not to make light of the abuse that a lot of racers go through but being a wild horse is miserable, she would've died likely painfully ages ago.
>>538499279goldship
Should i cum tribute Urara?
>>538499439The actual horse or the pink one?
Rip true rider haru
>>53849918030 is really old for thoroughbred. So someone like Natie who was 35 is exceptionally old.
what does fov even do?
all my GOATs are dead...
I want gentildonna to step on my dick while wearing high heels
She found a pickle in her premium grass...
>she never got to eat all the rye grass shpped to her
>>538499410Ah yes, because being the product of decades long extreme inbreeding and eugenics to the point of being frailer than real wild horses all for the purpose of our entertainment while being kept in a 8x8 box is better than roaming free in the wild.
>>538499430Ah. I honestly forgot goldship was still alive
Did the grass that the westerners bought for Urara actually kill her holy shit lmao
>Air Groove won't give Groundwork hints for 4 runs in a row>dont get groundwork inspiration with 12* legacy for 4 runs in a rowToday is not the day
>>538499439You wouldn't cum at your beloved's funeral anon.
>>538499548Unironically, yes it's better
WHAT NO! NOT URARA!
>>538499336you can get cooldown from McQueen SSR from the friend pt shop and gourmand from spe's SSR event cardboth are gold blue recovery skills which is very good for this CMjust get more recovery if the stats are hard to achieve. running out of hp is the worst thing to happen in a race
>>538499559noit was colic
>>538499548Inbreeding is only bad in humans and horses are not aware of themselves so they don't yearn to be free.
>>538499548You really showed that strawman of yours, keep it up.
>>538499594Grim. Horseracing fags are beyond delusional.
>>538499625eating grass can cause colic
Wait she actually died? lol
cats yearn the outdoors, so do horses
I can't believe we killed her with the grass we donated bros...
>>538499562Complaining works
>>538499598thing is if I were to do something like a 3 stam, 3 speed setup I doubt I would even be able to reach 1000 speed at all because swinging maestro is a mustalso unfortunately I wasn't playing when the spe card event was out so I missed out on it until the event reruns if it ever does
>>538499548Wild horse average lifespan is 15-16 years
>>538499556[Sad News] Goldship was found dead in his pen this morning after having smelled his own feces and then hitting his head.
>>538499673Better delusional than stupid :^)
>>538499675are you a vet to decide if it was from the grass?
>>538499559No, but expect the meme disinfo to be common knowledge in 15 minutes once the Tik Toks hit.>>538499673Says the guy who thinks horses just 'roam around freely' all day in the wild instead of engaging in a brutal endless cycle of constant survival that eats them up young on the daily.
>>538499704>I wasn't playing when the spe card event was outMe too...Luckily I can survive through Maestro and green skills but it would be a lot more convenient having that card
>>538499758do you need a vet to tell you that feeding your horse 500kg of grass is a bad idea
Where the fuck is new bread
umapokke killed urara
>>538499758do i need to be a chef to know if food tastes good? retard
>>538499778holy cope. the animals are independent enough. theres more horses than humans in mongolia
>>538499548inbreeding is good, eugenics is based. kys or stop sucking kike cock, goycattle nigger
>>538499673i mean it's the same for house pets too.>average life expectancy of a feral cat 2-5 years>number is increased dramatically for domestic cats that are not allowed outside (13-20 years)regardless of what you think, human intervention has increased life expectancy of animals.
I wish I did not wake up today, RIP haru...
>>538499821Meant for >>538499723Nice Groundwork tho
>>538499827And where did you get the info that they fed urara more horse than usual?
>Daiwa Scarlet and Gold Ship are the only horses/Umas from launch still aliveHow does that make you feel?
man the millions of empower penguins would have a better life in zoos than in the harsh environment in antarctica. they would have to huddle through the winter and hunt for fish. Maybe we can have some sort of penguin racing league and make penguin girls to promote the sport. whos building this?
>>538499931I feel like Goldship would get snu snu'd by Gentildonna one of these days
>>538499878We should live like the Sentinelese because they're all free and sheeit while I have to work an office job
When a horse dies they should butcher it and sell the meat at a huge markup to fat umabutas
>>538499931They should mate together
>>538499864>talks about wild horses>bring up mongolian herds that get worked to their bone and gets slaughtered for meatTardanon...
>>538499974But they don't have uma musume
>>538499827do you genuinely believe they overfed her?
>>538499878These people aren't real, they watched a few Disney movies / read a few surface fics about how animals yearn to be wild and free, and probably weep at video collages of animals behind bars with sad background music. Truth is domestication has led to longer and happier lives for many animals and living in the wild is a daily deathmatch for survival.
>haru urara's owners go out of their way to say that she is insanely healthy for her age>dies like a week later
>>538499821yeah I dunno I think this is the best I can do for longs and I am tired of having to rerun so many careers just to hope for decent sparkskinda wish auto training was a thing so I can be done quick but each run takes like half an hour to an hour
>>538499948Careful, they're gonna accuse you of strawmanning even though that's literally their own argument
>taking the opinion of an animal hipster seanig seriouslywhy are you falling for this
>>538499948this but unironically
>>538499548Are you retarded?Wild horses have it way worse than any human bred ones. Especially these prized horses where people pay extra attention to them, and send them off early retirements. Horseshoes exist for a reason, so is trimming, grooming as their hair can grow so big they literally cannot see because of it. They also have constant fear of predators eating their foals, WHILE the other stallions could kill the baby and the mother too. Life is not le didney movie, nature (not ours, she's Nice.) would kill you the moment it had a chance.
>>538500083I think it's a PETA spokesperson
>>538499931Betting on Daiwa being the true #1 Uma and Gold Ship kicking the bucket first
>>538500104Nice Nature would also kill you (with debuffs) if given the chance
>>538500070were they grifters?
This guy (singular) keeps bringing up disney
>>538500178But then she would be all alone...
>>538500104Not to mention the foals often die to blood loss because the stallion didn't want to wait till they were bigger.
The amount of browns and bugmen in this thread are off the charts.
guys stop taking the bait
>>538499548You've never spent a single day out in the wild, haven't you?
>>538500237She'd be a proud grandma seeing her kids beat Vodka's children
>>538499948This is literal strawmanning. You are talking like people went and capture wild horses roaming freely to turn them into racing horses. Thouroughbreds are not even derived from wild horses as a breed, if anything it's like a promotion from doing hard labor to being a superstar
>>538500070Old animals can go from super healthy to turbodead in a heartbeat, anon.
>>538500291Still I Rise...
>>538500237It's lonely at the top but that's what it takes to be #1
for me it's treasure planet
>animals belong in the zoo goyim because it's le saferthe absolute state
>>538500237>>538500178>>538500178Thats the true meaning of Eclipse First, The Rest Nowhere.
>>538500104Wild horses generally don't have the hoof problems domestic ones do because a lot it comes from the wromg surfaces and underworn hooves from lack of travel. That said yeah being a domestic horse is a sweet gig most wild horses would take
>>538500312How is being brought into existence purely for the purpose of being an abused slave a promotion? You gachaniggers are utterly retarded.
>>538500362imagine missing the point and being this fucking stupid
Did we get invaded by PETA or something?
I did not care for UraraI eat horsesI watch them die for my amusement She should've gone out like Fuji Kiseki
>>538500070You'd be surprised how quickly you can go from "healthy" to dead as a doornail after one infection and despite all the marvels of modern medicine working to save you once you grow old too anon.
>>538500353I liked Atlantis but Treasure Planet was pretty good too
>>538500178That'd be a losing bet considering Scarlet is 5 years older than Golshi.
>>538500457You are a monkey too
>>538500397if they are good caretakers, they will routinely chip shave and clean their hooves anyway
Is now a good time to start playing since Urara died? Like will they give out free stuff? I've been seeing NL play it but haven't tried it myself
>>538500453>invadedSays the nigger constantly spamming /v/ with gachaslop threads. Don't like it stay in your containment.
>>538500463Pneumonia is a fucking death sentence for the elderly.
only 2 left
>>538500514They won't give out shit nigger
>>538500514They won't give out free shit because a horse died, no.
>>538500520Uh oh melty
>>538500457Tbf only americans have this weird taboo on horsemeatIt's a delicacy everywhere else
>>538500070if you saw her IRL pics the horse itself looked withered as hell, and I often saw how sleepy she was. Even if she was healthy, her tiredness was very noticeable.
I wish SEA niggers didn't exist.
>>538500520this isn't /v/
>>538500494Yeah but Golshi has a much bigger chance of doing something dumb and killing himself
>>538500447As opposed into being brought into existence for.... what exactly?
>>538500514They didn't give out shit when ass wonder kicked the bucket, what makes you think they'll do it now? Buy the carat pack you shabos goy.
>>538500539My wife Daiwa Scarlet will live for another 10 years
>>538494636post id
ok but what happened to the old jp milestone gibs that we were "supposed" to get
Looking forward to binging on urara death reaction/response videos today.
>>538500494Golshi may Seiun Sky himself out because he's fucking retarded. I'd take that bet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgV1CB8Zhf4&ab_channel=WildHabitat-NatureDocumentariesidk survival seems ingrained in their dna. its sorta like physics. made to survive, made to live in nature. Spinoza willed it
>>538500514>beloved honse dies>all the browns can think of is free gibs
>>538500494I've gambled with worse odds. I believe in her and my luck
>>538495375>Wins for the first time in her life>Dies shortly afterAll of those losses kept her alive...
>>538500514I hope your country gets flushed down the toilet.
>>538500514they don't give shit to the gaijins, maybe Japan server can get some gibs but global never
Haru Urara
Im going to japan on NovemberIs horse sashimi stallion or mare meat
>>538500520Sir this is /vg/ umamusume thread
>>538500746I'm American
>>538500667>look up what happened>lol out loudI feel terrible...
>Urara died to inflation>https://youtube.com/shorts/_wWOeR75A1gPoetic for cygames
rip urara, she never scored
>>538500785I'll pay my respects to her tonight before bed
>>538495375NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Haru Urara died in 2025 at the age of 29. Not a big loss for gaming. Probably a big loss for the media because her being a loser certainly created opportunity for marketing and articles.
>>538500631218225857577
AYO HOL UP I JUST TOOK EMOTIONAL SCARRINGWHERE DA GIBS @
>>538500514>this is how I find out Haru diedKYS
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R8sD7gmOvY0Toreina-san, answer the call
got on the game and the rice shower song started playing on the jukebox
>Haru Urara died a virgin
Urara just died? Shieeeeeeeeet
so we are getting gibs in honor of urara right?
>>538500797I know. I came here when I saw the /v/ thread.
>>538500894I watch this before bed every night.
Are any of the urara alts good or are they all made intentionally jobber like og urara?
I hope the height of your life will be that 3$ you make by squishing bugs to get red40, brownie.
Literally the worst thing to ever happen in September
>>538500926we'll be getting the same amount as when grass died
>>538500949Don't come here, We don't want to clean up after you
>browns begging for gibsShocker.
>Horse dies>Ask for gibs What drives someone to be like this?
france just fell for the sixth time and haru urara just died. the jews are on the move.
>>538500894Whoever translated this needs to stop
being toxic is kinda fun bros
>>538500998see>>538500520
>gibspost>immediate 'fuck seanigs' post right afterI'm nooooticiiing
Haru...
>>538501053The best thing about being anonymous is I never have to face the consequences for the things I say
>>538501053The novelty of it wears off when you stop being underage desu
To commemorate her death, a Haru Urara anime should be made. yes, all her 113 races adaoted into anime
>>538500964Theres only one and shes an older uma by this point. The way JP works, you can turn any horse except OG urara into a CM winner, New Years Urara does that just fine
Why do paypiggies get so assblasted over freebies? Is it because they feel like they'll lose their only advantage (lol lmao) over F2Ps?
>>538501094If we ban the SEA region you will.
>>538500894
>>538501015Being a player of a predatory, cancerous slot machine disguised as a video game.
>>538501135>except OG uraralol, she really is that shit of a horse huh
>>538501035I believe in Jupiter
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1965366202680959024JP gave 3000 carats for Urara's death.
global release killed her..
If cygames gave freebies for each horse's deaths unhinged nips would be putting hits out on all the horses.
>>538500652Donated to Grass Wonder and Urara funerals. Every horse that dies takes away 1 milestone reward from the list.
Caring about animals is an inherently white trait.
>>538501242And?
>>538501236you just know someone will eat up your post because they lack the intelligence to put the text into a translator
>>538501236>only 10% of a sparkThey really need to do better. With the amount of revenue they've made out of promoting her this is just pitiful.
>>538501236hope we get a lewd swimsuit skin of her now that she's dead since it means the original owners no longer have rights to her
>>538501286just like indians with cows
>>538478878straightaway spurtLong S1200 speed2+ gold recoveries1200 Stam700+ powerrudolf/Oguri inheritThe more speed you have the more stamina you need but its easier to spend skill points on stamina than try to hit 1200/1200, more like 1200/900 + 3 recoveriesults that you have bought can fail a wits check, spurt and high speed should carry youLong S is an effective 10% speed buff so at 1200 speed is equivalent to both Spring Runner+ and Right Handed+ and therefore ~400 skill points
I did the Urara career race spam for the first time and fucking killed her...
>>538501236Fuck CyjewsDamn I'll drop this game if I dont receive my 3k carats in the morning
>>538501217She got fucked over by the Skill Evo system. A lot of early horses did, even after rebalances Haru's skills were just way to restrictive. Shes a dirt mile horse and yet her 2 evo skills are situational stamina recoveries, in a game where stamina doesnt even matter as a stat past 1100 (long races still want it but not that much more)
she was probably infected by foreign diseases thanks to all those tourists
>>538501286>Nazis banned testing and experimentation on animalsExplain Josef Mengele then.
>>538501352a long s straightaway spurt 900/900 aint winning against a 1200/1200 golshi bro
>dude we need to send more grass for her>dies
>>538501424Some don't even count as animals.
>>538501424mengele being some sort of real-life dr.frankenstein is an urban myth
>>538501351Whites treat cows way better than Indians, even the ones that get turned into hamburgers.>>538501424Didnt happen
Someone already made Haru Urara guro
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1965367711531434346gibs confirmed
where the fuck is the new thread
>>538501381But if any other horse can be made a CM winner then I assume you can just load her up with skills to win (in dirt at least). Because lots of horses have mediocre kits as far as I can tell.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbread?
>>538501481Jews and gypsies may be subhuman but they still comprise the biological kingdom Animalia
>>538501521>confirmedI dont see xxxxxx carats in the post
>>538501573heh, no.
>>538501424Some of the propaganda from the 40s still persists even today and it's even illegal in some places to question it...
>>538501591haha you got le ebin trolled xd
I feel nothing
make the thread breadmaker
i-it's urara's day off...
>>538501651No rainbows for you for 10 summers fag
This thread is proof that the /v/chad thread is better
Urara was very old, older than other horses.It is fine that she died.
>>538501371Even if they actually gave carats you know global wouldn't get them until 2 years from now.
Couldn't they have just fished the grass out of her stomach through her anus if she couldn't digest it properly?
my GOAT Air Shakur killed himself instead of dying like a chump
Remember to go down to your local walmart in 2 months or so and grab a tube of glue. Good chance part of your favourite horse girl is in there. It would be like rolling a gacha.
>>538501841>>538501841>>538501841
>>538501750Honestly I need to seek out the /v/ threads more often, I stopped when power jannies were smiting them. But /vg/ has a tendency to attract schizos and baitposters as time moves on so it's a fresh feeling to see people more honest with themselves over there.
>>538501792I'd still feel sad if my mum died of natural causes at the ripe old age of 95 or something, not that I feel the same level of attachment to Urara as my own flesh and blood. But the deceased having lived a good life doesn't preclude feelings of sadness, and it is truly unfortunate that death eventually comes for us all.
>>538500291>grandma>her kidsWhy are adult horses beating up child horses?
>>538500804America is mostly brown and blacks now though.
>>538501352I can’t get 1200/1200>>538501434The question should be 900/1200 vs 1200/900 both with Long S and Spurt
>>538498535That's me in few years haha...
>>538501750Both are inferior to the TWITTER GAWDS
>>538501424Russians made it up. Notice how all "active" death camps were on the side captured by Soviets.
>>538496497>faggot think thousands of japanese locals werent already visiting her for years
>>538495375Here lies Haru UraraShe nevered scored
>>538501236That's what Haru's life meant to them, two pulls. I hope they go bankrupt.
>>538498780yeah
>>538498382/uma/ killed digitan
>>538505005Technically she did won once
Last for Urara-chan.
i miss my ningen wife...
LAST FOR URARA-CHAN
>>538498690rob roy
ulala-chang...
>>538518383Yeah but not dick lmao
What's up, my neighas!
