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She runs in the dream series now
>>538501841Thank you breadmaker.
Doto...
I blame pickles.
atleast give us some star pieces so we can 3* her
>never won >never scoredThoughts on Haru Urara?
They are giving everyone 1 free Haru star piece. Holy based, THANK YOU CYGENEROUS!!!
Urara ate all that grass while having Slow Metabolism killed her
>>538501914delete this right now
Digitan LOVEUrara RIP
I ate Haru Urara.
>>538501521
>>538501914NOOOOOOOOOOO
I mean she died of old ageWhy are you sad for her
It amazes me the cognitive dissonance of being zentimental and pretending to give a shit about animals while supporting the horse equivalent of the circus industry. But I guess it's easy when you've been mindbroken by gachaslop into being an unthinking, barely sentient hunk of flesh.
This was the weirdest cm lobby I ever played in https://files.catbox.moe/ro2s9u.mp4My daiwa wins here but the goldship that came in 2nd had these stats and my 1200 1012 goldship lost to a debuffing matikane lmao this game can be so fucking random
We're getting one(uno) free roll for everyone
Guys she was someone's mother please be respectful.
>>538501987Go to a funeral and say this to the attendeesI'm sure they'd be thrilled to hear that
So is my Wife also dead?
Urara was an old horse. 29 years to be precise.It's okay that she died. Horses can only get so old. Be happy she had a good life and won a retire-race just a few weeks ago.
Is this youthful, /uma/? That curved back says a lot. Actual strong and youthful horses have bigger front abdomen and straight back
>>538501841A truly prestigious horse
>>538502023Your mother is a slut
>>538502021erm....
>>538501914I wonder if Meto will outlive Dotou
>>538502023King Pervert
why am i crying over a race horse
It's a good thing the honorable japs never lewded our daughter.
>>538502021Urara is pure
soooooooooois this the end of Haru bloodline?
>>538502023My cock pumping her vagoo will make her feel good.
>>538502070She was hella old
>>538502001you need to be 18 to post here.
Repwosting my question >>538502060
Which horse do you want to die next?
>>538501987Because I am self centered and put my happiness onto others. If I'm sad its someone else's fault
I went to the wrong general.Also I'm not really mad, but i'm kinda mad
Daily reminder that Air Groove was born from teenage pregnancy and her mother ran a classic year only race with Air Groove being at least 3 ~ 5 years old, meaning Air Grooves mom had a child with 12~14 years old.
>>538501841
>>538502193Gold shipEscapes the ranch and gets runover by a Honda civic
>>538502193Almond eye on the race course.
>>538502236
>>538502186Just ignore the bait, he got a bunch of (You)s last thread with it and wants more to fill the void in his sad life.
>fast learner>long s>spurt>lucky right handed>but not many rainbows>fail 2% +50 stam in ura finals AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
no...........
>>538501961Love Cyjews dark humor
>>538501914yamete
>>538501914Holy vibe assassin, this made me feel terrible>>538502013Th-this is funny at least...
https://youtu.be/t8QTDiTNV7w
>>538502186>replyingYou're givng it what it wants
>>5385021901200/900 can win against 1200/1200 by luckshitting900/1200 will literally never win
Shit... got kicked from the discord for making a horse sashimi joke. Where am I gonna get optimised parent follows from now lol?
I tried fapping to Urara just now but gave up because there's nothing good to fap to
>>538502001i'm curious if you think olympics are also a circus and would you say that to the face of an olympic athlete
>>538502068>retire-raceShe tarnished her image and had to be put down, or she had a heart attack from that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak2vbpzrSFc
>>538501914
>>538502347The db is all you ever need, the groom cord is worthless now, has been since like week 3.
>>538502190900/1200 will usually finish the race but needs to gamble on other people not proccing their recoveries/getting debuffed (~30%) to win1200/900 will only sometimes finish the race (both recoveries need to proc so 70%*70% = 49% at 300 wit) but has a good chance of winning if it does. If you factor in the need for 900sta to avoid being debuffed and rushed etc which is a lobby gamble they are about the same.
>>538502275well at least you've got your cm6 ace done already
>>538502394
>>538502418Let’s assume there’s at least 2 debuffers both with subdued/flustered end closers, does anything change?
>>538502145https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/sire_horse.html?id=1983102584&state=allMight not beBut Haru Urara definitely never scored
>>538501551You can, shes just heavy on the inheritance requirements
>wake up>Haru diedNo...
>>538502412I kinda liked the discord actually. Got a few pretty good CM parents from there. I just need to remember not to tard out and keep my mouth shut lol. it's just so hard to resist making jokes but then you remember how sensitive and whingy the groomer discords are
>go to bed>wake up>Urara is goneDamnshe lived a full life at least
>>538502502>future of global is skillslopGrim
desu its literally the same message as the grass wonder one just copy pastedthey could've at least written down some of the horses accomplishments this just feels static ...
>>538502418>>538502190Stam req, 1200 speed distance S is REQUIRED to be a grade A winneri'll just leave it at that
Is bringing Haru Ace to cm3 remotely possible? I want to honor my virgin queen
>>538502502That's cool, I hope they continue the balance such that favorites can win. I think the minute your horse with huge investment has a 0% chance of winning is when the game is going to lose a lot of soul.
Oh, ice cream! Ice cream! It's so fine!An ice cream plushie?! It shall be mine!The crane goes chomp, chomp! It swings but doesn't crumble!Have all the coins we fed it made it big with sturdy muscles?The super strong, invincible, ice cream. Yay!Don't squeeze your ice cream, don't be a fool,But plushies can be cuddled 'cause they're soft and so cool!(Don't lick them though! That's the golden rule!)Every ice cream's tasty, that's understood,Strawberry or orange, melon or grape.Either way, it's all so good, good, good..."Hehe, now I really want some ice cream! Let's go get some! "
>>538502618irl Haru was a forever virgin!?
>>538502367Olympics athletes are mindbroken "broken in", beaten, forcefully pumped full of drugs, made to compete against their will and kept inside small jail cells for the rest of their lives? This is big news. I think you should report this to human rights watch.
>>538502593>accomplishmentsYeah about that
>>538502548>acts like a nigger>gets banned
>>538502347I'm guessing the fagcord isn't as receptive to glue factory and bullet to the brain jokes
>>538502670i mean...
>>538502228I knew a chick in junior year with a five year old kid that she birthed when she was twelve.From her step-brother (who was in prison; presumably for aforementioned incident, but I never asked)
>Loser and a virginI see why you guys sympathize with her so much now.
>>5385024812x subdued and 2x flustered is just barely below the threshold to kill you, but if you tack on all-seeing-eyes you might not finish the race
Doto Nyoooo...
>>538502228Thanks for the reminder, ESL-kun.
;-;
>>538502618Getting Haru out of dirt will always require insane statue luck, any horse with G affinity in the race you want them in has a mountain to climb. It's possible but not by any means easy.
>>538502502>>538502586Sometimes I just want to take a backseat, but this endless grinding is too much aint it?Is Open League in JP still B rank after 4 years?
>>538502347I got banned for asking when the horse from Berserk was getting an umamusume
>>538502751They'll sympathise with anything so long as an evil jewish corporation markets it enough towards them. Turn the taliban into a bunch of cute anime girls, shill them enough of xitter, and in no less than a day you'll have these retards screaming aloha snackbar.
>>538502787Interesting, I didn’t tack on all seeing eyes because it’s an inconsistent nightmare
Mood
>>538502842Open Leauge is UE at this point which is effortless
>>538502618Possible but would need a lot of investment since shes e in turf. Plus needs a spark for mile. Im also considering bringing her to cm 3 since I think it could be a lot of fun.
She'll be more useful as glue than she was a racehorse.
>>538502735Glue is basically a banned word in the discord as it is considered insensitive.
>>538502842idk if you knew this but all cygames' games are grindgrindgrind -> pvp -> repeatjust take it one step at a time or be casual and just do open league
>>538502548Reminds me of that anon posting about how he saw pic related get posted and got banned after typing *rapes you* on pure /uma/ instinct.
>>538502585>open wiki>change 1h ago>oh nonono>"WAS">NONONONONOSleep well U-chan
>>538502548You make it sound like the pity party here are just the discord kiddies that kicked you
>>538502792tbf doto never raced against urara
Urara is a mudblood
*rapes you*
>>538502347>trooncordnext ur gonna tell me they ban people for saying the nigger word
>>538502872THRVKEBut still sorry for your loss /uma/bros
>>538502953Most umas didn't know each other irl. Hell, Haru had no fucking idea who Rice Shower is because of when Rice died and yet she's always together with her in the game and anime.
Call me a retard then explain your reasoning
>>538502928based
>angling>red ace>unrestrainedbruh the horse is a rocket ship what is this fucking power creep
>>538502921no I dont know that. Im so used to B+ and A rank, taking B means skipping skills and just raw stats might be the case for UE as well
>>538502990>>538502928
>>538502585Can you really call a lifetime being a loser living when you're an animal endlessly churned out for the purpose of winning.
>>538502872>Turn the taliban into a bunch of cute anime girlsFund it.
>>538503057Now you understand why the meta is about to become fielding horses that deny all that slop at the front.
>>538501937
>>538503042You're a retard cause I don't like Curren.
every race horse and everything you know will be gonewhat will you have after 50 years?
why do globalfags keep killing umas
>>538503068tick tock
>>538503171I'll hopefully be dead by then. Might as well enjoy myself with cute anime horse girls in the meantime.
>>538502772wtf whos the titcow on the left? is this a mod?
>>538503145Thank you, very helpful
>>538503068Why the long face?
Now that everyone has Seiun Sky, what are you pulling for next?
>haru urara is gonewhat the fuck, it's not fair.
>>538503171(You). I'd still have (You).
>>538503171If I'm still playing fucking Uma at 70 please put a bullet in my head so I can join the umas.
>>538503085Consensual sex
>>538503171>what will you have after 50 years?prostate cancer like my dad did, if I make it that far
>>538502872Air Jihad uma when
What’s red teio good at? just got her while rolling for seiun
>>538503171In 50 years, I still won't have a Taurus Cup medal
>>538503097Already done, bleeding newfag.
>>538503068: )
If Urara was a viable horse for CM she would be loved more /here/
>>538503232>actually minmaxing umas charti understand support cards but how cucked do you have to be to not just roll for the ones you like?
>>538502618It's a hard pathYou are STILL forced to run goldship
Can this get me to Finals or should I keep scrambling for a golshi with around 1000+/1100+, long S and spurt?
>>538503090If your mindset is>if I am not the best then there's no point in livingthen good luck. Also, race horses lead a much better life compared to wild horses. Fed, groomed, protected from elements and predators. Not impregnated every year like retired successful mares. I am sure she did not mind her life.
>>538503287better potentials
>>538503232Don't care for Oguri, I'm an all-or-nothing frontchad so its Summer Maru and Bourbon for me, Kitasan and Helios after.
>r-roar I am going to suck you dryHow do you respond to this without sounding scared?
>>538503279The triple crown shall be ours alhamdulillah
>>538503221it's my wife taiki shuttle des
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob9NiVSuRA0
>>538503293this contributes nothing to to conversation but i waited 5 years for a chance to post it so im posting it now
>>538503171Hopefully a robot wife, but at the rate we're going "they" won't let that happen, and I'm not sure any of us will be left by then anyway.
>>538503336>55 compatibility MAXlmao
>>538503232Still saving for her...
>>538503232How often are uma selectors? I want to use those instead if Im still interested in this game by then
>>538503426G1 affinity changes will surely save her....
are you ready to get charmed by this handsome prince next month?
>>538503232I don't even have good cards lmao I'm not pulling for "meta" umas
>>538503396Ah yes, "Them". The molemen
>>538503171Don't know if I could live past 80
>>538503391
>>538503391What's the JP hprse race equivalent to this?
>>538503336not at alluse curren chan as the other parent and you have 75 affinity available
>>538503287she has two gold recoveries built into her kit
>>538503171Heart attack, brain tumor, alzheimer, very late hemorrhoids when I'm oldIdk, any of these, my genetics are kinda fucked, I'm definitely not making it far enough
>>53850348020- board, granpa
>>538503336Why does (did) nobody want to breed with urara bros.....?
>>538503334the only minmaxing im aiming for is xmas oguri and vbourbon, the rest i genuinely like out of the entire cast lol
>>538503334First time in the thread? Like 80% here are metaslaves they'll roll for everything some guide says.
>>538503372I do this.
What the fuck am I supposed to do now? I only bothered to play every now and then because I liked her story and she was the only one I thought was cute, and now she's gone?
>>538503372rape
>>538503232Possibly Christmas Oguri because I liked Cingray and don't have an Oguri yet. Hoping to get a couple dozen Teio stars from the green uma's shop as well. Then It's saving for Nishino Flower. Not even going to touch HAGuzensky.Though I might throw a ten-roll at Fuji Kiseki because while oversized expiration bumps are normally not my thing, the suit being partially open just in the middle with the tie going down between her Mt. Fujis makes me feel funny.
>>538503171/uma/.. i'd still have /uma/.....
>>538503464I can't wait. She's the absolute best. I don't know what I'd do if she was one of those umas who aren't going to be released until 2027 or something.
>>538503171Probably going to off myself if everyone i know is gone, i'm simply hanging on to not hurt my family.
>>538503585Honor her memory and get her into some chanmis.
>>538503558>breed horse with famous loser horse>your baby horse becomes loser horse 2
>>538503585Smile because it happened, bro
>>538503585She's literally in the game bro, live and well
>>538503502Curren has D on mile because she likes sucking dicksThat's for MileLeft is for "F2P", right is for luckchads/whalesYou can replace Suzuka with Taishin who has 9 compatibility for Long races
>>538502647Is her card good yet?
>>538503394I pretty much only see these images on Christmas/NYE r/a/dio and MOGRA anymore.
>>538503232>Transcend is metareally? i was planning on rolling for that nerd ass, glad to hear it.
>>538503631How the fuck are you meant to train her without popping a massive erection?
There are thousands of Haru Urara's bred every year and never see the light of day. Why should I care about a loser horse that's only kept around the academy for nepotism?
>>538503171my mlb kitasan reroll account
Why did everyone roll for Seiun Sky, again?
>>538503604Can the 3* voucher be exchanged for C. Oguri?
Do you actually need to win the G1 races for the affinity to go up?
>>538502928based. 4ch brainrot is real
Cygames should give away free carats to celebrate Urara's death
>>538503631r-right imagine having to wait that long for your uma wife... ha... man that would be horrible...
>>538503558Cause whoever's taking care of her at the time doesn't want to spend big bucks on what will most likely be a loser horse. Stud owners meanwhile wouldn't mind as long as they got paid.
>>538503754The one you get at the start? Of course not, it's the Make Debut pool. Unless you're talking about a future selector, in which case I don't know.
>>538503724>Why should I care about a loser horse that's only kept around the academy for nepotismYou say this about Haru but I never hear you say this about the even worse mob umas.
>gold skills contributes 200 points less to score if you dont have to right apptitudei have a idea for open league
>>538503834Fuck, then I'll pick normal Oguri. I love my autistic horse wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myZfYfuSYt8Urara and King will forever be the GOATs
>>538503585She's still doing well in game bwo
Hide your power levels, bros.
>>538503718You aren't.>>538503820I'm sorry, anon. Rob Roy's out in December 2026? It could be worse I suppose...
can someone post the pic where goldship is asking if haru urara fucked her dad
you will outlive every single uma in the game brosget used to it
>>538503042You're a retard, I love her and she's my sprint Ace but her fucking ult never procs
How can i get an uma up to A rank ? it seems like I don't have enough turns to mske it happen
Oh, Haru. Who would be a good fit to appear in a tribute, together with Haru? I don't think she has a lot of relationships in-game or in the anime other than Spe-chan, kinda. King Halo?
>>538503742i think she's chillalso got her in one ticket so didn't lose anything
How do I explain to King Halo that I fucked her mom without trying to make her think I’ll be her new dad? I want her to win the Arima Kinen tomorrow
How many carats can I expect to get between now and the anniversary uma banner if I'm only buying the daily carat pack? I want to spark on it twice, but also want to roll on Riko for Aoharu
>>538503771yes
Tempted to just blow my 10k carats on Seiun's banner. It's not like I have enough to get to spark when s maru comes around and the next things I want after that are far enough off to get sparks for.
At least we still have Gold Ship
>>538503993not if i kill myself right NOW
>>538503889Make sure you do it after you get your random 3-star vouchers from the permanent event missions. So that way if you get Oguri by pure chance, you can pick a different one and can't get spooked with a dupe.
>>538503232>Xoguri, valentine bourbon, and kitasan back to backm-my wallet....
>>538503742I wanted to roll and I rolled.
Tokai Teio is dead
this is unironically the worst horse to train and race holy shit she is so fucking BAD
>>538504019Rice. They hang out all the time in game and show up together in the anime after Rice's arc is over.
>>538504069Don't do it I blew 9k and now I'm bricked
>>538503449every anni for like 20 bux
curren isnt a slut
remember that when you scare or frighten never forget times when you felt happy. When day is dark always remember happy day
>>538504164quit being shit
>>538504170Oh true. I forgot........................................................................................... cause I hate Rice. But yes.
>>538504164>Rolls meta horse>Still losesThat's quite a shame anon :^)
>>538504037explode
>>538504164unironic skill issueyou need more speed than normal to compensate for the lower front runner speed multiplier. also don't shy away from buying one or two mid-race velocity skills during the run because as long as she makes it to the final spurt in first it's a guaranteed win
>>538504000>her fucking ult never procsYeah... A very promising sign for the next CM
>>538504052Two sparks, so you'll have to choose between riko and sparking twice
>>538502347don't bother with ANY official discord of any seriesI was around when uma official discord mod banned someone from posting this memebecause IT WAS NOT IN ENGLISH YOU ARE BREAKING THE RULE
>>538501841Good night, sweet prince
>>538503912I came back to work after a break and everyone just expects me to be very productive but I just want to cry a bit over a horse, just a few tears but still...
>>538504056Well fuck. I think I'll do fewer races until the final year then...
>>538501914wtf dude
okay firefox translate sucks ass
So what now?
>>538504428>I am truly not sorrylmao
I wish I was an Uma… It’s said they’re like elves right? That means they can live forever?
>>538504428>i am truly not sorrywell then.
Whoever psyoped people into caring about haru urara is a genius since there are horses who had the same or worse records and were put downShe got to live off easy and the farm was able to stay afloat and a race course was saved3 birds, 1 stone
>>538504478Why does this Haru have blue in her hair...
>>538503368im thinking based anon
RIP Haru Urara. Spreading joy, optimism and never allowing her spirit to dwindle for 27 years.
>>538502917She rests and our struggle continues.
>>538504428>she did not defecate >didn't do shitYeah I guess
>>538504000>detailed description unknownlol
>>538504478Back to the goldship mines because I'm not done grinding for the Long spark for Urara>you can't be serious, you should have one by nowWell I don't, I'm a lucklet even with sparks
>>538502347>>538504316I got banned in Taimanin rpgx discord for being anti-semetic calling out devs as jews during the gem debt incident. Mods went hard on my when I refused to apologize.
>>538503232>he wasted a partial (or full) spark instead of waiting for the next pick ticketngmi
>>538504657meant for>>538504478Sorry about that
>>538504164nigga how the fuckEvery other run I do she's undefeated because she's that easy, even while using shit spark farming decks
So...I have a question bros, if we're on an accelerated schedule why aren't we getting more currency?This game is fucking jewish with the gibs.Thankfully the girls I want are still far away but still it's really not f2p friendly at all, can't win races against whales so even less currency to pull and in the end those niggers are getting everything while the rest of the players are suffering.
>>538504428Damn Urara caretaker was an /uma/ poster
i want to do more than 3 runs a day...
>check haru urara in google>wikipedia page>Haru Urara [was] (...)Why is this hitting harder than it should? I didn't know she was a thing 3 months ago.
>>538504850they're all daed
>>538503989
>>538504913maybe because you are a faggot
>>538503232global rates made me temper my expectations
>>538504870pigu gamepigu franchise
>>538504870Cygames is scummy. Realistically we should be getting way more carats but they're just doing everything JP did in order as far as we can tell.
Daiwa x Vodka arc when. They have some Kino races to adapt. Including one which was iirc a dead heat
Ive read that Haru passed due to gut problems and that there is a good chance they happened because of all the sweet grass that was donated which is hard on the stomach.please tell me that is not true :(
>>538504428>I didn't do shit>I am truly not sorrykek
>>538503232My only 100% pull in the next 6 months is Manhattan Cafe, I'll reassess my carat situation once I have her.
Don't worry. Urara's kids will carry her legacy.
>>538505032It's true. Reddit literally killed her.
>>538502275With 3 recoveries you are fine.
>>538503585Win the Arima Kinen with her
>>538505032I doubt it. She was super old for a horse, age is easily the biggest factor.
>>538504428>i didn't do shit>im truly not sorry
WHAT THE FUCK URARA DIED THIS IS ALL GLOBALS FAULTFIRST GRASS NOW URARA
>>538505032she was already old enough to die of natural causes so even if it is true, going out eating a ton of the horse equivalent of ice cream isn't the worst fate
fermented grass was likely better than fresh grass. urara's gut microbiome couldnt handle the change in diet
>>538505159says she died of colic, which is caused by digestive issues. Very easily could be a combination of both factors.
>>538504870>So...I have a question bros, if we're on an accelerated schedule why aren't we getting more currency?Dunno but they're so Jewish that after spending a couple hundred I'll probably drop the monthly pack soon and maybe just spend only on selector tickets when they arrive, 200 to spark and with the current rates, it just feels so unrewarding to be a dolphin in this game, I got shit luck 4 banners ago so I'm pretty much broke for Seiun even though I'm not even f2p, it's just so not worth it.Accelerated schedule without compensation is just FOMO city and I truly hate it, God forbid you ever want two umas that aren't 6 months apart. The best way to enjoy this game for me would be to set up a log in bot and forget about it completely between anniversaries.
>>538505032Well, we already knew she couldn't eat too much ryegrass as it's like feeding cake to an eldery person.
>>538504940thank you!
>>538503585I'm grateful we got to experience both the horse and the uma at the same time.Not many old horses had that privilege.Sometimes I forget this franchise is an Isekai for horses, she just took a while to get there.I'm going to be really sad when it's time to say goodbye to Doto too.
>>538505032>>538505295Do you think they were just stuffing her with rye 24/7? It can be stored.
>>538505032Twitter got her blood on their hands
>>538505159Wind In Her Hair is still alive at 34, and healthy enough to take care of her kids.
>>538505254I mean it was probably both but I doubt it was just the grass that fucked her stomach, I can't imagine the people taking care of her were overfeeding her or anything.
>>538504913cuz you got SOVL
>>538503232It's a long wait.
>>538505375>Wind in her hairIsn't that the horse that won a race while pregnant?
>>538505032Yeah. That japanese article said filipinos broke in into the farm and forcefed her ryegrass.
>>538505365I strongly believe it was being shipped to her just-in-time. Shit is green fresh and refrigerated.
>>538505032>yeah Urara's owners just dumped 500kg of ryegrass infront of Urara to just eat all of it on a whim and definitely didn't ration it/were somehow not aware that doing so is bad in spite of taking care of her this long
>>538504870If you really consider TT dailies income, yeah JP fucked up. Im just waiting for my CM result if its bad Im dropping the game cause I might have virtually zero chances of winning.
>>538505458Yeah, her kids with Sunday Silence are Deep Impact and Black Tide, so her genes are pretty much in almost every JRA uma by now.
>>538505224Urara ate Grass, and Grass killed her from the inside.
>>538504998Japanese devs are so out of touch it's insane.>>538505018Yeah it doesn't make sense, no QoLs, no currency to compensate for the schedule change and they're still expecting people to pay for a worse product. What's funny is that everything is already there they should have ported some of them into global but no Cygames are a bunch of retards.I enjoy the game but holy fuck going to 200 pity for a character or a card is brutal.>>538505269That's a fair take anon, if you feel scammed better to not invest too much money especially if you're feeling that you might drop the game.
>>538504940we were this close to greatness
>>538504870GolShi Weel filled the gibs quota for the year
>>538503232>Skipping digitanAbsolutely disgusting.
>Shinko Windy's banner is this week but I have to wait until 2027 to actually get her as a traineewhat the fuck
>>538505365article written 2 months ago talked about at least 2.5 ton of ryegrass being sent to urarauma global released 3 months ago, more amount cound be donated from that 2 months ago until nowthat's just from donation through one website, there could be even morefanart of urara getting mountain of grass wasn't a joke
>died of colicDamn, Global did kill her. It was the ryegrass.
>>538503085>My own clone>Now neither of use will be virgins
Umatachi, I am so horny I could rape my toreina
>>538505681That doesn't mean they were overfeeding her with Ryegrass dumbass.
Good job killing Urara, global cunts. Now go post le wholesome post about how you miss her on xitter to farm some impressions, since you clearly care about those more than about a real hors.
>>538501841Owari da...
>>538505681They were mostly feeding it to the other horses anon
>>538505636They SAID they're pushing some of the QoL sooner ahead for global like the race schedules and auto races and whatever but considering we're a few months in and haven't seen it at all, I'm not expecting it to happen soon. It's annoying that they're basically JUST speeding up the schedule at this point, nobody wants to play a gacha that goes this fast with this little rewards, it's gonna tire a lot of people out.
why ryegrass though. it is historically not that great for horses to eat anyways.
She did have that one retiree race winA win's a win
>>538505032These people are professionals, Haru Urara wasn't "I'll eat my bed" tier like Oguri Cap, I also never heard of her going out of her way to exterminate dandelions so chances of her overfeeding are pretty much none.She was well taken care of but old, not many horses that race over 50 times get to reach 29. Haru Urara was a very sturdy mare considering she went for 113 races.Seriously she carried her race course on her old back, I hope people appreciate her.
Good evening Saars
I thought you guys said this was a white (and yellow) man's gacha. Why is every post after a horse's death the brownest post I've ever seen.
>>538503171I will have 50 years of keibabut Japan still won't have L'arc win
>>538505636Cygames have always been stuck in a cycle of making fun games and features and doing the most retarded gacha practicesAgain, they were the ones who got into trouble with the government leading to the spark system and the requirement of gacha rates being revealed
>>538504870You want the actual answer?because you have so much foresight you know what exactly you want to/need to roll forYou think people who were excited to get dober knew xmas oguri was about to drop a nuke on the meta 2 weeks later?you think people who got wedding top cun/air groove knew that a meta parent that is still used to this day, 4 years later would be on the very next banner?The only reason you can even make the decision of saving carats for specific banners in a specific timeframe is because you know exactly what is coming and whento be honest uma year 1 is terrible, it gets a lot better from here on out if you choose to stick with it
>run dies at arima kinen
>>538505887My hopes that appeared to me in a dream are that URA gets full auto when Aoharu releases.
daiwa scarlet next
>>538505915Must have been embarrassing for the other grandma umas.
>>538504719pick one girl you have with low aptitudes on A and hope you get it, im thinking on doing an entire parent setup with goldship and halo just so i can get turf and long to make her win, even if i already have a 8*long horse
what skills do I want on daiwa rocket
>>538505680Prankster gremlin is one of my top priority targets too
>>538506028That describes CM perfectly
I woke up with the news and felt bad. Now I realize she was actually the lucky one
who runs oka sho? I'm trying to pot 5 daiwa but the beefed up vodka makes it too unreliable to win on her...
>>538505915That race was against handicapped horses bro
>>538506010This is a cope. Cygames isn't thinking about this, they're just lazy and not doing what EVERY OTHER ACCELERATED GACHA does/should be doing.
>>538505804>>538505863>>538505906sure all the ryegrass might not be going toward urara but it's like feeding an elderly with beer, even a random horse association was talking about ryegrass risk in random google search
>>538503498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch0tNGGgs-4
>>538504940we would have achieved peak horse triple crown undefeated 11 g1s turf if urara would bave a son with deep impact or stay gold
>do one meme turf+mile aptitude urara run>gets charming on her own before debutI kneel urara-sama
>>538506028I hate that her awakening to competition was this late into the career, we can never see her improvements when she actually wants to compete
who is the next sprint horse of global server?
>>538506116*sniiifff
>>538506183Grass Wonder
>>538506010RetardThat anon was talking about the lack of accelerated schedule compensation and you're babbling about foresight
She is my favorite horse... :(
>>538504478who is this
*sigh*so its gonna be 2500 of these before i get a single 3* blue?
>>538503585NY Urara alt.Mora events where she pops upGetting Umas that have interactions with her.
>>538506183just run vodka then
>>538506236Hishi Akebono ?
>>538506189>it's like feeding an elderly with beerbut that's alright though?
>>538506307just wait for the tachyon event and you can fix that up, that's pretty damn good
>>538504428Reminds me of>ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
>>538506327>>538506284>grass and vodkaalright. Probably gonna take grass because it's been a while since I ran her and vodka has the same issue as daiwa, but with daiwa herself instead
>>538506189>it's like feeding an elderly with beer, Something they can have in moderation? Like what they were doing with Urara?
https://koreajoongangdaily.joins.com/2022/09/05/business/tech/Korea-game-Kakao-Games/20220905152006334.htmlCould have been worse, I guess?
Someone in my club just got exterminated for saying Urara is finally on the table
>>538506415that might be, but what if you make that the main diet, and said elderly is 90 years old? it's alright after a day, what about bloating after a few more days, and then weeks, and then monthsurara will eat what it is handed, after at least 3 months of ryegrass overdonation you bet the diet will become gravely unbalanced
>>538501987No matter if they die toung or old, if someone you loves dies it will hurt all the same
Urara, I'm sad now. Show me your panties.
>>538506174The luckiest oneWho the fuck gets glorified as a "loser"Even before global, she got on the high end due to cygames deciding to adapt Haru Urara into a moeblob anime girl that somehow just works and jap zoomers went to see and donate to that shit before global
>>538505375Nigga, most races horses die at like 22. Urara and Grass Wonder were exceptionally old horses. Nice Nature was the third oldest race horse to have ever lived at 35
Uma that would leglock you when you're trying to pull out?
>>538506610I'm sure the staff taking care of her are not mindless robots that go "oh, more ryegrass? better feed it to her without thinking about her overall health then"
>>538506664>Nice Nature was the third oldest race horseBronze collector...
>>538506596Rare danchode W
>>538506610Use your brain anon, they weren't stuffing her with every kilo of ryegrass they got their hands on. They're professionals.
>>538506189>im going to post this random ai-typed looking post for the purpose of literally beating on a dead horseit is 8 in the fucking am. do you not have loved ones?
>>538501931no wonder she keeps losing
I WANT THE SELECTOR TICKET TO BE PUT ON SALE NOW. I NEED SEIUN SKY
>>538506610Even if they did kill her by feeding her ryegrass to death so what? She was super old and probably going to die soon anyway at least she got likes not tasty treats first.
>>538506645>Who the fuck gets glorified as a "loser"Hey
>>538506680
pressing rainbow multi wits is like crack
>>538506183you can also run it with any Uma that doesnt have the whole triple crown scheduled.
Who else is entering urara in this cm to honor her?
>>5385068854-0 against RATku.
>>538501841MY DAUGHTERMY FUCKING DAUGHTER IS DEADMY DAUGHTER IS FUCKING DEAD WHY GOD WHY
>>538506938It really is, there is no way to resist that energy up
>>538506680King Halo. She’d do her oujou sama laugh and say something about how your children will be first rate like her before leg locking you and saying you’ll be a good papa before forcibly getting impregnated
>>538506885The real loser equivalent is Yamcha
>>538506542>offered fewer benefits to Korean users compared to their Japanese counterpartsWhen is global getting our apology
https://forms.gle/6C6KEvvZLWkChhx28>Uma WifeAir Groove: 4Admire Vega: 1Aston Machan: 1Agnes Digital: 1Agnes Tachyon: 2Biwa Hayahide: 1Daiwa Scarlet: 1El Condor Pasa: 2Gentildonna: 1Gold Ship: 1Hishi Amazon: 1Kitasan Black: 1King Halo: 2Mayano Top Gun: 2Manhattan Cafe: 2Maruzensky: 3Mejiro Ryan: 1Mihono Bourbon: 1Narita Brian: 2Narita Taishin: 2Nice Nature: 3Oguri Cap: 1Rice Shower: 2Sakura Bakushin: 2Satono Diamond: 1Silence Suzuka: 1Smart Falcon: 1Special Week: 1Stay Gold: 1Symboli Rudolf: 2Super Creek: 1Tokai Teio: 6Transcend: 1Vodka: 1Winning Ticket: 2>Favorite SongAshen Memoir: 1Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin: 6Brightest Hearts: 1Brilliant Phantasia: 1Empress Game: 1Gaze On Me: 1Gochisousama: 3Go This Way: 1Instinctive Speed: 2Legend Changer: 2Lightless: 1Menishuki Rush: 3Ms Victoria: 3Shape of Wishes: 1Sunbeam Cheer: 2Tracen Ondo: 7Umapyoi: 13Unlimited Impact: 2Winning The Soul: 5>Best SingerAir Groove: 1Agnes Tachyon: 4Cesario: 1Daiwa Scarlet: 2Fenomeno: 3Gentildonna: 1Gold Ship: 10Happy Meek: 1King Halo: 1Kitasan Black: 1MatikanetannhauserMejiro McQueen: 4Mihono Bourbon: 1Narita Brian: 2Narita Taishin: 1Oguri Cap: 2Rice Shower: 2Sakura Bakushin: 4Silence Suzuka: 1Super Creek: 1Tamamao Cross: 1 Tanino Gimlet: 2Tokai Teio: 6>Money spentF2P: 16Less than $50: 18$50-100: 8$100-200: 6$200-500: 4$500-1000: 2$1000-2000: 2
>>538502670Someone needs to tell this lad about China
>>538507021There's no fucking way we have 4 Air Groovefags here.
i used up more gems than i wanted before i finally snagged seiun sky but then i got her to win URA final on her first run!!! my deck is still pretty trash so this was really surprising. utterly dogshit sparks though.
>>538505887Yeah, I love the girls and I play for their story and seeing them win the race but man... no being able to get them unless I save for month or pay it's frustrating... >>538506003Damn I didn't know that.>>538506010Sure but that's cope;I'm playing PGR another gacha, they accelerated the schedule to catch up (we had a year and half margin) they decided to make double or triple patch each update to catch up and the rewards/currency were also doubled or tripled for the duration meaning your dailies and the event gave 2 or 3 times the reward that's how you're supposed to do imo.We're talking about global it's not the same audience plus it's their fault for not releasing the game sooner and now they expect you to paypig or save and play with the same girls over and over again for months before getting something new. Do you think it's fun? Because I don't, I was enjoying the game until now but I'm starting to feel like they take me for a fool
>>538507082When you think about it, Air Groove is just Android 18, people want to bang 18That bejita post above is fucking me up lmao
>>538506823anon, I...the paid 'selector' is just a random 3*, you don't get to choose until the 1st anniversary (april next year) event reward which does let you choose a 3*
Teio won btw
>>538503585You only die twicePhysically and when people forget about youDont let her die again!
>>538507213Won what
>>538506189OH NO NO NO NO. the well trained goyims will now perform more mental gymnastics just like how they cope in their daily lives.
>>538507252the breeder's cup
>>538507021>6 TeiofagsFucking really?
https://youtu.be/l7WNfo9mU7o?si=UCINzZKLd-XWtbJ8 what we would have if Cygames were based
>>538505906I read that it was her favorite. The donations were supposed to be a treat
>>538507213She definitely could've gotten the triple crown, none of her genmates are close to her level
>>538506645>tries really hard at something >fails every time>her spirit is never broken and she continues striving towards the goal even if she never makes it>"I don't understand how this story could be relatable or inspirational"connect the dots bwo
>>538506183Groove
Oh great. Here comes more twitter posts blogging about how they cried over a horse and they thought they would never do such a thing. Wah wah guys I never knew what this horse was but I started playing this game 2 months ago therefor everyone needs to know how much it means to me that the horse passed away please give upvotes to my onions blog and send me messages about how I'm a good person for caring deeply about the horse never have I felt this much pain I just turned on the Titanic music to soothe my heart she was a real hero she was a true patriot.
its crazy man they literally killed grass wonder and urara with food.
>>538507021There is another Guinea Pig in here
>The most EVIL horse deaths in Umamusume
>>538507464Why are you even on Twitter btw
>>538502618This is game8 slop and not ace but
>>538507464Caring for animals is a white trait, you must not be familiar with it.
>>538507464Thank you for your input Mr. I'm not like other girls
Every time I hear Teio, I remember her VA’s other role in Granblue as the scientist kid that loved Tyrannosaurus so much she created a lot of them as tamed petsAnd in that one event where she got groomed by a crazy stalker woman that also turned her into a dinosaur to make the brainwashing easier
>>538507464Yeah, you and I are the only REAL people posting on the internet, right?
>>538507464Caring for animals is a white thing, brown people will never understand
>>538507464Two months is a pretty long time to grow attachment to a character and the animal theyre based off of. In fact Haru Urara the Horse was very popular in tandem with the character which is a lot more than some other horses get (King Halo, Bakushin, Agnes Tachyon)
>>538506645Haru was a legend before umamusume. People used to carry Haru Urara race tickets around for good luck in Japan
bwos...
>>538507638>train umas tirelessly throughout the day >crash into bed by 9>9:01 Teio is spam calling you
>>538507464damn the seethe this post caused just proves it right
Dober chan lost another friend…hope this old girl lives forever
>>538507021>no Tamamo CrossGood, she's mine and I'll fight that anon for Oguri Ca,p
>>538506718She went to the great pastures beyond in style.Long live Nice Natie!Jokes aside he almost ran 6 arima kinen, that's an iron horse in my eyes.
>>538507464>you can't care about any animal that is not your own pet that you bonded with for 10 years at least
whos the oldest uma in the game?as in the uma girl who's irl horse was the oldest.
Haru Deadara, gambarimasu!
>>538507763He's the guy who's upset, though. And on Twitter looking for posts to make himself upset.
>>538504609>>538506303Riamu Yumemi from Deresute
>>538507763>if people call out on stupidity the stupidity is correctThe logic is fundamentally flawed.
>>538507793Nice Nature at 35.Thats why the joke about Nice Nature acting like an old lady.
>>538507082>of all the young and sexy umas, 4 faggots settled for the haggish granny Air Grooveit's a psyop
>>538506307mine rolled groundwork at least. Yeah.
bros...
>>538507464I would trade the lives of you and your whole family with zero hesitation for one year of life more for Gold Ship
>>538507808Total Haru love
>>538507464
>>538501841What the fuck why are my umas dying left and right
the real haru urara was nothing like the game. she distrusts humans.
When is western horses gonna be put in this game. That is the reason cygames making a global version of Umamusume, yes?
>>538507487Manhattan Cafe anon was rightTachyon is reddit
I was looking at the timeline to plan my purchases and damn nips got scammed big time lol>release really good banner with 2 staple cards everyone uses>IMMEDIATELY follow it with Kitasan 2.0
>>538507464>I don't care about anything, I'm so cool and aloofgrow up you bitter ass SEAmonkey
>>538508024There's western horses in the game already
>>538507982She's brown too
No need to beat a dead horse
>>538507982The real Haru was like Haru in the game because in real life race horses actually don't like losing. If a horse loses too many races it can develop behavioral problems and have to be retired. But Haru didn't care about losing. Thats why she was able to run over 100 races which is just absurd for any horse.
I care about gibs tho
>>538507975Same reason why the PS1 is a classic console now, Time is a cruel mistress.
>>538508042I'll get them both thoughever and Pokke when she is released to create my JAM
So who gets all that grass now?
>>538508118It's insane that horses are aware that they are in a competition with winners and losers
>>538507021>$1000-2000: 2HE LIVES
>>538508042So more popular than your favorite uma?
>>538507146Stick to your chinkslop.
SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIII
>>538508203
>>538508161Me
>>538508161hmm I Wonder
>>538507982Wasn't she kidnapped for like a decade. She has a reason to be a little bitch.
my heckin' daughterino....
>>538508118To be fair that's because she didn't care about racing to begin with.
>>538508118Any proof real horses able to understand the concept of winning and losing?
>>538507808https://soundcloud.com/user-567066979
>>538508237You have to go back.
>>538508197Horses are one of the smartest animals they can even pass the mirror test.
>>538508118no you nigger she hated humans cause they put her in a space where she could barely move the majority of her time alive and forced her to train. thats why she turns her back whenever shes done eating. she just hates humans. also, im pretty sure horses dont have the concept of the finish line so she doesnt know if she won or not.Haru urara was a horse that hated humans.
>>538508197A creature afraid of its own shadow can be surprisingly smart from time to time.I remember a race horse that used to lure and trap birds to kill them just because it hated birds.
>>538508330Special Chud's racism
>>538508330horses are aware they are in a race trying to win
>>538508376>horses dont have the concept of the finish lineThey do.
>>538508330Seabiscuit
>>538501841Are we getting free Carats for this?
>>538508161Kitasan Black wants to feed more retired horses into obesity so he can race them again
>>538508265She’s dead too…
>>538508330>>538508376Its not so much that they understand winning and losing, but the positive reinforcement from winning. Horses are very emotionally intelligent. They can tell when their owners are proud and when they are disappointed and they can tell when everyone is cheering for them. Horses that win are lavished with praise while horses that lose can feel that people are disappointed with them.But people liked seeing Haru lose.
>>538507021Teio website, Teio general
>>538508501lollmao even
>>538506184a win's a win
>>538508376>Horses are only intelligent in the ways I say they areRetard.
>>538508161All the young horses across japan
>>538508330Silver Sonic tantrum.The one time gold ship behaved is after the takarazuka kinen incident.Post race depression is a thing apparently.Also there's a reason Doto friend to all living things can't stand the human named opera o, despite getting along with horse opera o.
23517300Arima KinenHaru Urara onlyI'm guessing there's going to be one guy with Long/Turf apt after trying to beat her career but whatever.
rip Urara, at least you got to live a good life, despite the running so many races
>>538508161Dober deserves it
>>538508118to be fair she raced in the mega shitter circuits exclusively. Hardly the same amount of stress than playing G3 or above.
>>538508330Gold Ship was very visibly ashamed after the 12 gorillion yen incident
>>538505887I would say to wait for half anniversary. Talking about the same schedule and beating a dead horse(pun intended) is not going to make anything faster or better. Things will happen when they are ready.
>>538508412That's mostly because of childhood trauma, then grass happened...twice.
>>538508541This, but after a couple races they learn what winning and losing is and they know that they won't get all the praise and treats if they don't win the race.
>>538508472they dont you retarded nigger, people just assume they do. its very common that children will run further than the finish line cause no one told you where was the finish line. i did this too when i was young.so what makes you think 3 year old horses have a concept of a finish line when they literally still run even past the line. All they know is they are supposed to run.
Haru no….take Teio instead…please!!!
>>538508118>trust the (((horse))) science experts broretard
>>538507071where is the first part?
>>538508775Teio is already dead bro
>>538508747>i did this too when i was young.>I was a retarded little faggot when I was a kid so horses are to
Wasn't there that one horse that won races without ever needing to be whipped? Surely that means they are at least partly invested in the race as well.
This argument has been on going since global dropped, goddamn
>>538508747They do you retarded nigger.>i did this too when i was youngAnd so do young horses.
>>538508673"Heh heh... whoops."
>>538508747>i did this too when i was young.Retard lmao
What is everyone saving for at the moment other than Summer Maru? I have basic Maru and aren't that interested in another version of her. Is there a card or something that's particularly good before Christmas Oguri to aim for?
>>538508747When the 55kg monkey on their back slouches over and starts petting them instead of being in position and whipping them, mostly. The horses are trained, are you aware of this?
>>538508828Suzuka didn't need the whip.People think he just liked to run very very fast.
>>538506184Yeah! And Haru beat their brains out!
>>538508747An object in motion has inertia, anon. It takes time for a horse at full gallop to wind down, do you want them to fall and break every fucking bone or something?
>>538501841Why is every horse that becomes meme fodder for the week for the community dying the next week?
>>538504754>shit spark farming deck>Look inside>MLB Kita/Creek/SweepHmm.
>>538508828The best horses will position themselves to win without any guidance from the jockey. Another anon mentioned Silver Sonic. Thats a good example because that horse still tried to win the race even with no Jockey and flipped out when it lost.
>>538508330Most animals know how to play games as a form of socialization. Horses in particular like Running together, they will very prominently chase each other too. Wild horses also stand on their hind legs and playfight but race horses are a little too deformed for that
>>538507526Was wondering why Race Planner had such a low activation rate and it turns out skills like it and Sleeping Lion has an extra activation requirement.Why are the in-game skill descriptions so shit
>>538508894please meme goldship some more, I want to see the meltdown
>>538508813Take her again!!
>>538508629Go away Kami, why you gotta be upset people care about a horse and throw other horses in.
>>538508880I have just enough for manhattan cafe + kitasan rerun + oguri christmas
>>538501914>>538502394Stop.......please......
EN Umamusume release killed two horses already, damn... curse is too strong
>>538508980That's not... how it works
>>538508914Hope Ai chan lives another 20+ years
>>538506028I fucking hate Umamusume A
>>538508957Gold Ship is only 16 years old. He retired early to stud. They say he is exceptionally good health and still has the vitality of a young horse too. The only danger to Gold Ship is that he injures himself with his antics.
>>538508957Goldship has been a Vtuber for years. She's immune.
>>538509045How many did the JP version kill so far? Surely horses would've just stopped dying and lived forever if they never released it.
Uma musume is a problematic game that glorifies slavery, promotes zoophilia and purposefully hides dark side of horce racing.
>died a virgin and a loserShe's just like me.
Damn. Man. Gosh darn it all.
>>538507205YES I'M TALKING ABOUT THE FIRST ANNI TICKET. I DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER FUTURE UNIT IN THAT TICKET, REMOVE THEM OUT OF THE TICKET I WANT SEIUN SKY
>>538508914SEX
>>538509118Bro some horses died before the game released, then there's special week.
>>538501987Not true.>Her cause of death was revealed to be Horse Colic, a condition that occurs when gas builds up in the intestines due to poor digestion of food and slows down intestinal movement.Sauce - https://www.gosugamers.net/entertainment/news/77281-haru-urara-the-beloved-japanese-racehorse-that-inspired-the-umamusume-character-has-diedColic can happen at any age. I know "tourism" had become a shitpost term but unironically tourists may have killed Urara early by feeding her food she wasn't supposed to have. No proof, just speculation because globalniggers truly are niggers sometimes. It was sad that Cygames had to even put out a guide to tell people how to respect stables, especially when it was so obviously aimed at people visiting Haru.
>>538509120Problematic? Just solve it 4head
Is Kitasan currently the giga chad of horses?
>>538509118The anime literally killed Special Week
>>538509120Anon everyone's favourite horse just died and this is the best bait you could come up with? Please try harder.
>>538509190almond eye is literally built for fat old men
>>538508891look at gold ships son run without a jockey he just runs over the fence bro
>>538509127She saved herself for (You) in the afterlife, anon. Don't keep her waiting!
>>538509127>nippo teio gets a godly design but for a fake uma/name in cingray (akitsu teio) and we'll never get them in game now
>>538509230I’m a fat old man
>>538508957you are a bad person
>>538509191>>538509224Good. Special Week must die.
>>538509127>passed away without ever feeling the joy of motherhood
>>538509224I remember the reaction on /a/ when that happened lmao
Goldship is next
>>538509081She's in her prime breeding age, barring and accident she should be around for a while.
>>538509120Horses like racing. They are just doing what they would do in nature anyway (run in a herd).
Will this guy also have a meltdown when the coming G1 season starts and keiba talk happens?
>>538509217someone post it
Urara is now a confirmed waifu material as she will always be pure, she stayed a virgin till the end.
>>538507003Who is extremely beloved by the franchise
>>538509212
>>538502001...yes, just like people pretend they give a shit about actors, they also pretend to give a shit about racehorses. You're so smart for connecting these concepts together and being cynical about it, tōreina-san.
>>538509230>Almond Eye is literally build for (You)WHOA!
>>538509212Wife
>>538509316My virgin daughterwife waiting for me at the pearly gates....
>>538505887I'm honestly really tired already
A couple of days ago I was thinking "Haru is very old, in one year she will be 30, most horses die at that age. I hope it's going to be a long while before I hear news of Harus death."Did I do it anons? Did I doom our girl?
>>538508957Nothing will happen to GoldShip.At least until one of his kin wins the Arc, we had one of his kids redeem him at the takarazuka.It's either that or one of Special week grandkids.
>>538509224>Global release of Doto is in like a monthHopefully she can survive
>>538509230aka literally me>>538509369remember things happen in 3s, Goldship will complete the trifecta
>>538501841I can't believe I found out from my fucking yt feed of all things fuuuuck
>>538509193it make sense thoughryegrass has high non-structural carb (highly fermentable) and sugar content, feeding too much of these to urara, a retired old horse that doesn't move around a lot, is just asking for trouble, and sure enough, colic developed, and being a horse (which cannot regurgitate let alone burp) is death sentenceyou can search all this up online, ryegrass and bloat in ruminants, it's even common knowledge and plenty of research papers about it>but the caretakers are professionalsthere will always be mistakes in every profession
>>538509468Cute
SHAME!
>>538509482>get Haru to 3-stars and unlock her outfit>also get the FP Haru Guts card to MLBNo bro, it was me...I doomed her
>>538509230Hey that's me
>>538509369Gold Ship isn't even old. The horse was born in 2009
>>538509486For the love of everything good may nothing bad happen to Doto.
>save a good art of my horse waifu on twitter to download it later>artist deleted itwhy all the artists are meheras?
>>538509230fat old man checking in
>>538509369>>538509509golshi isn't even that old, he's going to outlive (you) when you die of obesity in 5-10 years
>>538509563>make a haruma kinen >people brought their CM teams against a bunch of hard working harusThis was bullying
nyoo bwoo...
>>538509563CM don't care about your feefees chud
I WANT NARITA TO RIDE ME UNTIL MY BONES TURN TO DUST
>>538509758Haru's death was too much for him
I did a quick sketch.
>>538509650>artist puts a DO NOT REPOST watermark on their works>they have some kind of mental health episode and just DFE so saved images and reuploads against their will are all that remainsHas happened to me more than once, one of them even had a really unique art style that I have yet to see anyone else replicate. Very sad.
>>538509758he's in a better club now
Almond Milk
>>538509758>>538509867kek
>>538509843Very cute. A good contribution
bro, it's literally a horse you've never seen in your life. Chill the fuck out
Anons... I'm sorry to be a bearer of bad news, but we all also going to die some day.
>>538509843Love it, drawbro.RIP Haru Urara
>>538509867uhhh... yeah>>538509843hey, that's really good! thanks for the OC, well done anon!>>538509801sex with big bros
>>538509950I want things I love to die long after my death, not before.
>>538509758Were losing too many players and 2nd CM hasnt even begun...
>>538509991cyjews claims another victim...
>>538509950The diference is that milliions of randoms online wont cry over you and me :_:
>>538509937just internet "people" being sensationalists jumping onto new current thingsI bet they can't even write down the date of grass wonder's death
>>538504076Thanks for the advice, anon
I care about life and hygiene and I love Haru Urara
>>538508880I am saving my money for Manhattan Cafe and Tamamo Cross. Oguri Christmas will be my selector ticket purchase. But I will say look out for Mihono Bourbon and Marvelous Sunday SSR's suggestion is for MLB https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30074-marvelous-sundayhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30066-mihono-bourbonnear XOguri. But also Nice Nature SSR Card as well you only need one you do not need to MLB. https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30054-nice-naturethis is going to appear right after Summer Meruzensky Banner. This will help if you are a whale. None of this is hugely meta though like Kitasan but even Mihono Bourbon card is excellent for Frontrunners.
Damn, Urara is gone?
>>538507903I hate those pictures so much. The character is alive, stop killing her.
>3 low rest rolls>oh no, this type of run huh>suddenly hot spring ticket>aw shit>3 more low rest rolls including one night owl and one migraine instance each>fuck fuck fuck>somehow clean swept all G1 senior year races and finished finale with 0 resetMy perseverance was rewarded
>>538509991>sex with big brosYes.
>>538510163You will stop using THAT urara in the future so yeah she dead
>>538508880I'm hoooooarding for the kita rerun. No real point getting a meta uma when I can't even break 1000/1000 with the cards i have.
Wtf, so the global release already killed 2 umas?
>>538509843nice one bwi
>>538509369Goldship will outlive you.
jwu I Can't believe it bros very sad day
>>538510120That Bourbon is a free event card.
>>538501841'Cause the highest was cutBut she refused to go downI could hardly believe itWhen she didn't hit the groundThe fatigue started showin'And the doubt could be heardBut she rode into eternityForever the best of the worstWe riseWe will riseWe riseWe will riseWe riseWe are the light that you needYou're the wall, we're the bricks in betweenWe are the hope that you bleedIf you fall, we're the arms underneath'Cause the people we love are the people we need
>wake up>haru urara died>killed by globalcucks visiting her and feeding her sterile grassbwos..... why did disrupt her peace she literally died of constipation
NYOOOOOOOO YOU CANT BE SAD A BELOVED ANIMAL DIED HUMAN SUPREMACY!!!!!!
There’s no laws against impregnating your umas and forcing them to race. What’s the URA going to do? Trample the hopes and dreams of their racers?
>>538509369This fucker sucks life out of every mare he impregnates. He will outlive your obese ass at least.
>>538510079I don't give a shit about a bunch of random onlines crying over my dead ass, the people who I knew and loved me cared, that's enough for me
>>538510247My bad lol i just looked you are right. I think Mihono and even Marvelous are welfare. But Nice Nature is not. But everyone does suggest to try and MLB Marvelous Sunday and the Mihono Bourbon card if at all possible.
>>538508828Many horses are like that. We just had Flightline recently who didn't need a whip while demolishing international g1 winners and derby winners.He was so dominant that Baaeed who had the same rating as Equinox(135) wasnt crowned world horse of the year in 2022.
>>538510291Anon, she's like 99 human years a wind blowing would have turned her to dust
>>538509509This scene made me laugh more than I like to admit
>>538507975>What the fuck why are my umas dying left and rightlife expectancy for horses is ten years AT BEST
Heard she was a bitch irl anyway
Urara's going on your permabench just like Grass Wonder did a week after her death.
>>538506028cope
What horse should we kill next?
>>538510459Which ones are left?
>>538510415Is S1 mandatory for /uma/fags?
>>538510459All my uma wives are dead
>>538510459curren chan
>>538510346>the people who I knew and loved me caredhaha...yeah.
>>538510421Not true, a healthy horse'll live 30, easily. They can live up to 60 in some cases, though that's rare.
>>538510459Sarah Jessica Parker
>>538510439But I still use Grass Wonder for my daily races every day. Urara is staying in my dirt team trials team with Smart Falcon, Taiki Shuttle will either stay as the third or move to mile when Digitan comes home.
>>538510283Spe-chan wants to watch golshi's skull get bashed in
Dying of constipation is how true rockstars do it
>>538510507All the animated series are
>slept like shit once more, lacking sleep>urara diedalrighty then
Thank you Team Trials for the free 1500 carats
>>538510584Shit manga, urara would never pity bait like that
>>538510584Haru is suddenly 100 times hotter
>>538510196>>538510283bro type girls are the best, change my mind (not).
>>538510502
>>538501841>born after me>died before meThere's something off about this
>>538510502of the current racer roster (not including support cards character), only curren, scarlet, goldship are alive
>>538510584wtf i love urara now
>>538510557>Dober is 31That’s right, she’s only half way through her life
>>538510749Now you understand parents who had their raised kids dying on them
>>538510738bro-type wives*
Why do people bother making videos about banners when every single one of them just says>this horse good at thing X. if you like her and have carrots then pullAre they brainrotted by whaling or just shills hoping for a sponsorship?
>>538510608
>>538510738Especially when dressed up.
>>538510384
>>538510405She was healthy 11 days ago, the colic happened very abruptly and they had to call emergency vets. It is not age-related.
Is open B and below or B+ and below?
>>538510686She's wearing a cursed earring that makes her evil
>>538510958So will we get comemorative glue bottles?
>>538510743Fug, that's a graveyard! Between Golshi and Daisca... Daisca should be the FIRST one to go, right?
>>538510823i jerked off so many times today this doesnt make me hard anymore
>>538510895I don't know genius. Maybe because content creators make money off videos. It might be, it JUST might be that my dude, and if you were making money off the same you would try to throw as many content as possible.>n-no I would be an honorable content creator and make only most worthy videos
>>538510980B and below
>>538510902
>>538510608Its so strange. I had a shit night last night, got up anyway to do something and went back to catch some extra zzz. Woke up an hour later feeling much better and then found Urara had died. This has happened to me more than once, both with random celebrities and close friends.
>>538510980B and below.>t. accidentally picked open last time like a retard and had to claw my way to group A with a Fukukitaru that didn't win URA Finale
>>538510958>old age cannot POSSIBLY cause issues to crop up sooner and make more complications than they would at an earlier stage in life, that's NOT POSSIBLE
>>538510686In context, she was wearing a cursed earring from Rice Shower, who got it from Goldship.
>>538510895Because there are still casuals who know shit about the game and need spoonfeeding at that level, so the videos inevitably get views and thus get ad revenue
THIS CHARACTER IS SO CUTE I'M GOING TO KEEP ON LIVING!!!! I'M GOING TO BUILD MY SELF RESPECT!!! I'M GOING TO EXERCISE CONSISTENTLY!!! I'M GOING TO GET MONEY AND MAKE FRIENDS!!!
I joined 20 cm rooms today and won 0 of them bwos.
>>538510895What else are they gonna say.>THIS BANNER DONT DO ANYTHING NORMAL LIKE PULLING A SINGLE OR MULTI. JUST LOOK REALLY REALLY HARD INTO THE BANNER SCREEN, THE BANNER MIGHT SHIT OUT THE RATE UP UNIT OUT OF FEAR, I TRIED THIS IT 120% WORKS 50% OF THE TIME
>>538511067Anon don’t make me Winnibg Ticket
Foreigners ruin everything
>>538511067>>538510268>>538510958It's tragic to hear, but shit like this happens real fucking quick, even to human. Hell, it happened to my grandma. One day she was fine in hospital, my ass being too lazy to visit her. 1-2 days we get a call in the middle of the night, her having died. I still think that whole thing was a huge fuck up on the hospital people, but so it goes.>>538511070To be fair I've been sleeping like shit for a while now, but esp bad in the last 2 days.
>>538510738Is there something like this but with fuji kiseki
>>538510895Remember thst the average person who watches their video is even dumber than they are and will literally base their roll decisions off some grifter and then blame them for it when they end up not using the horse.
>>538511049Ah yes, i forgot that youtube resticts and shadowbans your account if you actually say something bad about banner X
>>538504850I like the small uma.
Cygenerous!
>>538511303You can't be this retarded.
>>538511353Don’t let her hear you calling her small
>>538510925gap. moe. the manly desire to get a tomboy gf and dress her up in girl stuff.
>>538511067bro not like this
>>538511419Not that one.
>13 out of 15 of the last CM rooms I’ve been in have had winners with sub-1100 staminaI’m beginning to nyooootice
>>538511496What’s wrong with Taishin?
>>538511406>completely missed the point>r-retard!
>>538511481>>538511238
The face you get when she is about to drop all of her stats for shits and giggles.
>>538511081>>538511238>>538510958Colic is super common in horses, partly because they're what are called hindgut fermenters. Unlike cows they don't have a bunch of stomachs to break down the grass they eat, and instead they try to just break it down in their stomach and intestines. To go along with this their intestines tend to double back on themselves a lot, which makes blockages fairly easy to happen.Age may have played a part, but a horse is also an animal that is designed to actively want to die.
>>538511527End closers don't need 1200 stam
memento morieven you must die
I guess I'm donating grass to Daiwa now.
Is Seiun a superior tomboy compared to Taishin ?
>>538501841>timeline says cm3 starts on 10th>timeline says summer maru on 16thUh oh bros, looks like you'll be doing some last minute grinding for the finals and all this ace prep now is going to be for nothing...
Is we getting free shit for Haru Urara's passing?
>>538511623Some were pace tho
>>538511636Is Taishin a tomboy?
>>538511527That's why I'm bringing nature
>>538511617>but a horse is also an animal that is designed to actively want to dieYeah horses are fucking weird-ass designs in general.
>>538511636>Tomboy is when a girl has short hairFuck off.
the thing stay gold smelled >>538511673
>>538511568You're actually this retarded.Let's try and use the two braincells in your noggin.You're a content creator. You make money off ads and views. You got on the UmaMusume bandwagon, and now have a sizeable fanbase from people who like that game. If you make a video, and garner 20k views off that, that's $400 for you. Let's try connecting the dots.
What statline should I be aiming for with Seiun Sky for CM2? I assume cause she's a frontrunner she needs a bit less stamina?
>>538511707I thought about this too but the retard only hits all seeing eyes on the other backliners who were never going to win anyway
>>538511673You is getting new batteries for the african ceiling fan bird in your hallway
>>538511678What was their wit, and did they have any stam skills?
>>538511749lots of power to distance yourself from the ones behind you asap
>>538511748>he still doesn't get it
>>538511647Cute art.>>538511636I like Vodka.
>>538510842Good pointNot the first time I've thought about how others have experienced loss that I can't as I don't 'have' those things
>>538511749Fronts have second worst stamina rate after pace. She'll need speed, power, stamina of course. A&S is a late activation in cm2 so your power sill mostly fuel your acceleration this time.
>>538509486That reminds me that Doto's owner died last week too
Okay retard.
>>538511854Ranged from 370-480, at least 2 gold recoveries. One outlier had 280 wit kek
>>538511568>the reddit bride
>>538511954based contrarian
Urara dying means I don't have to donate dirt shoes anymore.
>>538511954if i liked it before reddit existed, it doesn't count
>>538511815That's why I'm building her as a hybrid. The few I tested already won room matches before.
>>538511931>Ranged from 370-480, at least 2 gold recoveriesSounds about right, generally speaking, 1000-1100 is acceptable for even pace chasers as long as they have reasonable recovery options>One outlier had 280 wit kekLmao
>>538511942
>>538511954It's funny how much people who use that movie as a basis for hot witty they are are always retarded.
>>538511727>horse love to run, so lets give them legs with skin so taught that any kind of cut could just rip open when they move.>running animal that can't breath through it's mouth at all, a clogged nose will suffocate a horse>also if this animal that loves to run runs too hard their muscles will actively eat themselves and they'll die>lets make them over a thousand pounds and put all that weight on one bone and one ligament
https://wplace.live/?lat=64.19371575416045&lng=-21.811201503222662&zoom=13.296087366141585mambo!
>>538512110>We have purposely designed them wrong, as a joke.
Why does /uma/ love ntr so much?
hmmmm
>>538512202big forehead means big area to kiss
I can’t believe you can canonically take your dog out for a walk now in JP
>>538512202Because of her smile
>>538512247Evil ass groove parent.
>>538510895youtube algo puts your content in low priority if you say objective things, and the watchers heavily prefer the diluted opinions, which reassures them that they are fine.For example: "I like chocolate ice cream, but its totally fine if you don't."This is a good sentence for youtube as the damage control part is making sure low IQ people can have breather. It also makes you less of a target for criticism, so its a win win because it remains monetizeable. However if i said : "I like chocolate ice cream." The hyperbole already kicked off as people will immediately accusing you that you hate strawberry ice cream. This is the still functioning one, but the absolute worst is "I like chocolate ice cream, and that should be your favorite too." That is a death sentence for engagement, because you spoke in an absolute, and you didn't gave a breather to anyone who likes strawberry.This is why if there was a video: Don't pull for X horse, she's a waste of carats, its not going to do well.
>>538512167This is a blue board.
>>538512082>this dude STILL thinks i was talking about quantity instead of quality>you can't make any $ if you don't glaze every single banner!
>>538512297Is it like pogo or is it a walk in-game
rip haru, you'll always be a winner in my heart
Fuck.
I would never have known about Uma Musume if not for the global release. I would have never known about not only the franchise, but the history of horse racing both in Japan and on a global scale. And, given the recent news about Haru Urara's passing - and the recent passing of Grass Wonder - I would have never been given the chance to grieve a story that's come to its end.Thank you, Cygames. Thank you for giving me the chance to get to know them, for just a little while. And thank you for giving me the chance to be here, to hope they find their rest in peace.
>>538512398You literally have no idea how monetizing your videos and getting money works. This is why you think you're intelligent, have a point, but you're actually fucking retarded.You're literally the balding fat retard from the movie thinking he's intelligent.
okay why is seiun so cracked lmao>Charming O pre-debut>native +30 energy event>Practice Perfect O junior yeari mean im not complaining
>>538512110>Running so hard your lungs bleed is considered normal>Sweating is turned up to 11 so they'll straight up dehydrate themselves by just existing in a humid summer>Massive eyes with 360 panoramic vision - no depth perception, can't spot red at all.>Used to have 5 toes, hyperspecialized only one so they're constantly putting full load on one nail, despite having the rest as vestigial limbsTruly a glass cannon build, only specializing in speed.
>>538512367nta, and i don't watch youtube, but how do you know all that
>>538508376horses are smarter than you think and I doubt you even know that
>>538512469Haru was my first ura winner, spent all my clocks to make it happen too back when I just started to play in my first week.
Seiun's skill is good for all front runners right? Even Bakushin?
>>538512496If you live in the United States you should find a way to check out the international museum of the horse in Kentucky. Very cool place.
>>538512297why is she like this
I NEED HORSE RIBS!!!!
>>538501841https://x.com/LoveLive_staff/status/1965394647456604377/photo/2WE ARE UNITED!
>>538512708It also has an uma corner too.
>>538512548>people that say negative things never get views!>these people could have never ridden a hype train to become viable, and then retain viewers by putting work into contentjesus christ, the cope. i'm sorry that i personally offended you while you were editing the next glaze vid
>>538512740>horses>act like dogs??
ningen game
She's clearing the way to heaven for us, bros.
>>538508957He's 16. He's going to be around for awhile whether you like it or not
>>538512810Damn does Cygames know how to get everywhere.
>>538512865>ningen women are slutsthe more you know
>Still 50k short of final card in event.Bros I'm not gonna make it. That's like 5 career runs
witlet chan....
>>538512779>aikatsu>miku>uma>ado>loveliveholy
>>538512810I actually dont live far from Kentucky. I'll add it to my short list.
>>538512937just spam some rudolf runs or something
>>538512820>>people that say negative things never get views!>these people could have never ridden a hype train to become viable, and then retain viewers by putting work into contentI literally never said any of this. This is why you're fucking retarded. Try re-reading my posts you weapons grade autistic donut. If even after all this time you genuinely can't see why anyone with two digits of IQ would make videos when they can, then I'll explain it to you because you might actually be too stupid to even have a job.
which of the prominent OG horses are even still alive? doto?
>>538512398nta but aren't most of the channels putting up reviews that are "always pull your waifu, but if this isn't your waifu then xyz" where xyz is a review of if the uma is meta as an ace or a parent, if they have long term value and the like? Everyone accepts the standard waifu tax as a shibboleth, or do you only want strictly brass tacks meta analysis on what percentage of upcoming CMs a horse is A or S tier for?
>>538512810Kentucky icon El Condor Pasa
Just pulled Seiun Sky with three pulls
>>538512989and scarlet
>>538512989Doto, Dober, Daiwa
why did cygames release global just in time for every horse in the original roster to diethis is unfair bwos...
>>538513070Horses with D names live longer. It’s scientifically proven.
Hello ojii-san here, can I have uma wife?
>>538513119Dold Dhip
>>538512810>Haru plushie on displayToo soon...
>>538513070 >>538513032not sure if i'd count dober for my question, but fair enough.>big tiddy bitches live longerweird that
>>538512985>i have to put it out right now!>i have no knowledge of what happens in the future!>if you have 30k carrots and think it might be good, just get it! idk!which one are you? just admit it
>>538512779
>>538513070meisho doto is 29 years old now, grass died at 30, urara died at 29side note, the oldest uma by age is nice nature, which lived to the age of 35
Haru can join Rice now. Rice has been alone for 30 years.
>>538512982>Spam runs You don’t try help your uma be the best she can be every single time? What about her dreams?
>>538512779>New participation confirmed from "Uma Musume Pretty Derby"!>Additionally, 4 tracks revealed!Well alright, why the fuck not
Fuck this series for making me invested in horse racing. fuck this series for making me fall in love with horses in general. the tears won't fucking stop.
Doto will live until his uma releases in a month. Then he will die peacefully in a stablehand's bosom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJxowjHUfGI
Mambodonna
>>538511353They're all small. Even the GIANT Hishi Akebono is only 180cm tall.
>>538513443If only they had used their real life horse heights instead.
>>538501914why is Dober never included in these images... she's also from the OG cast
>>538513443180cm is taller than 98% of SEAworld
i didnt know there were so many children in this board. crying over a horse that died of constipation seems a bit much.
>play at least 4 careers a day>still barely enough to get to event cap in time
>>538513576She gave me ciggies when I needed them the most....
>>538513443i'm as tall as McQueenGrim...
Gee, nice of you to fucking show up Aoi
>>538513645You probably have a bigger cup size, let's be honest
>>538513567SEAnigs like smol uma for different reason.
average japanese adult woman is 157.8 cm tall
>>538513532Jealousy that she’s infinitely prettier than McQueen
damn look at this
>>538513443>Akebono is a full 8 CM bigger than the next closest uma>I'm still taller than herI dunno if I liked finding this out.
Haru wouldn't want me to cry...
>>538513705also the height of the tallest SEAnigger
average jeet can't get a woman
>>538513742now what
>>538512779>bring VAs from other idol series (or just straight up singers) to cover some of their songs>they get the uma VAs that are already love live VAs
>>538513742damn I don’t give a shit
>>538513194If you've been trolling and just trying to get (You)'s, congrats. If you're actually this retarded, please do your parents a favor and rope.It's not about putting "quality" work you retard. It's not about algorithms and dying out. It's not about people out there might not know if this banner is good to pull! It's making consistent money and keeping up your content. If you make a video about a banner, you make money, and you retain your fanbase that you might have otherwise lost because you only make "quality" videos every one month that other content creators are also making. There is literally no reason for you not to make a video about a banner and summarize it to get $500 from the ads and viewership. You put a fifth of the work you would put in over a "quality" video that would have taken your 12 hours of research, video editing, and summarizing what you say and make money.You're likely a retard sponging off parents so you can't understand this. But if you were in the same position paying bills you would 100% make a low effort video about an upcoming banner for easy money and retaining viewerships over "MUH QUALITY VIDEOS" you were complaining about in your original post.If you don't like it, don't watch it instead of crying here acting like you're better.Retard.
Two left remaining for the original characters
what are these two retards arguing about
>>538502928
>>538513443>Only the giant is taller than meFeels good
>>538512227nice
I thought that the bakushin lessons on the youtube channel are just memes but they actually teach things
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>538513659Nice DnD
>>538513760Same. I thought Hishi would be well over 7ft tall, but finding out that she's shorter than me really drove home the fact that this is a game from the land of small people.
>>538513443Narita Brian is a womanlet, I thought she was taller.
>>538506806That's a third worlder, anon. It's not 8 AM where he is.
Why do Uma tolerate female trainers?
>>538513971if it was a dirt shoe request, based
>>538513898Isn't Golshi younger than most of the umas here? Was he just such a fucking weirdo that they felt the need to make him an uma ASAP?
>>538513971This is shopped. No way none of that didn’t have an invalid character.
>>538513971why are you like this /Umagger/?
>>538513443thankfully fanart can ignore the official heights and tall women enjoyers can imagine uma sized umas
Now that's what I'm fucking talking about
>No fancy inherited ults>No magical accel skills>Just pure honest running.It was the best I could get
>>538512568Its not that hard to figure it out. Everything is paid by ADs, which means your opinions need to be monetizeable and as safe as possible, if you actually want to make money. The more people it reaches out the better. Moistcritical is probably the best example of this as his opinions are like a fart inside a tornado. This is also why there is a hilarious amount of kid, family, safe content on youtube animated by below min wage indians on content farms.
>failed to win arimakinen with urara before she diedits over for me brosliterally ngmi
>>538513443Rob Roy can do paizuri while standing
>>538514072he won a shitload of races broand he has eventful careerand he is a weird funny horsewhat do you mean WHY GOLD SHIPthe launch cast is full of horses that won like two G2 in the 80s in their entire career
>>538514281sovl
>>538513870>If you've been trolling and just trying to get (You)'s, congratsprojection>tldrhe's still pretending that you can't call an uma banner a skip on yt, isn't he?
>>538513971>THIS IS THE LAST OF MY SHOE REQUESTS!
>>538514341digitan is not that fat
>>538514021Tomboy tough girls are often shorties
Yeah, I think I'm just going to quit if I don't win gemini. I lost taurus cup with 75% winrate. I've had the most awful luck on all my pulls. 0-200 with 0 kitasans. 0-200 with 0 super creeks. Threw 100 on seiun just out of desperation to get anything good and I got 1 3* and it was a dupe of a launch character instead of any of the new ones that I skipped hoping to get later. Fuck, I might just quit anyway.
>>538514321It's more that Gold Ship specifically feels like an uma they could've added later on with the other umas of his era instead of the ones who are generally from the 80s and 90s, not that Gold Ship was an inherently bad horse to add.
>>538513520>>538514257What could have been... Imagine Gentildonna being the height of a real horse.
>>538514481why does it matter whether you win or not
>>538514453while true, Tomboy working girls are often very tall.
>>538513443Now I understand why some people keep drawing them like this
>>538513443Reminder that the tallest Tracen uma is smaller than the average AMERICAN uma
Yeah, I think I'm just going to quit if I don't win gemini. I lost taurus cup with 75% winrate. I've had the most awful luck on all my pulls. 0-200 with 0 kitasans. 0-200 with 0 super creeks. Threw 100 on seiun just out of desperation to get anything good and I got 1 3* and it was a dupe of a launch character instead of any of the new ones that I skipped hoping to get later. Fuck, I might just quit anyway
>>538514481I'll just get 1 singular win for finals and basically the same rewards as the sweaty ass first place lmaoooooooooooooo
>>538514547It's a barometer for how bricked my account is. If I can still win it, it shows my account is still in decent standing in spite of it all.
>>538514072Golshi is the most recent hors of the cast by the time the project started. So yeah, he retired and Cygames thought "we GOTTA get this guy in"
>>538514529ok lets approach this from another directionthey wanted to launch with umas that were notable in the anime
>August 8thGrass Wonder>September 9thHaru Urara/uma/ is not ready for October 10th.
>>538514453cute
Doto ded
>>538514453Finding out that Sirius isn't 170cm makes her whole pet play thing fucking hilarious. Imagine getting dommed by a woman that short.
>>538514585American racehorses are like super mega gigachads compared to others. Thats why one horse like Sunday Silence goes to Japan and become horse gengis khan.
>>538514481You are p2w right? Because there is no way you can gather that many carats if you are f2pAnyway, obviously the game gives you worse luck if you are p2w so you keep throwing money at it.As for the cups, the final is pure rng. The sooner you embrace that fact the better
Hmmm are they giving gems to commemorate Haru Urara's death?
>>538514736hot
So "Umamusume is a wit game" was a gaslight, right?
>>538514681doto...
>>538514795TT is witgamePVP is acceleration game
>>538514736>*isn't even
>>538514795When you are brockedyou are brocked
>>538513443>Tokai Teio>150cmWhy the hell do fanartists make her a midget?
>>538514795Uma musume is a wit game ie don’t be fucking stupid Torena san
>>538514585brutal mogging, how tall is BONECRUSHER?
>>538514760no, he can but he'd have basically 0 carats
>>538514795From what I understand it's people from servers further on giving advice that will be true but isn't true at the moment. It WILL be a wit game, but it isn't right now, at least that's what I've gathered.
For every carat pack you buy the Grim Reaper leaves Doto alone for another dayThe more to buy, the longer he livesBuy the packs, anons
hi i am new to generali like super mommyi like headcanon flat umas as uma otokoi love uma :)
>>538514953Her voice compels them to
>>538514681I blame Matikanewatafaka
Is there a way to force Tazuna to activate dates before the first New Year, or it's just pure RNG? I must have Tail Held High.
>>538514953150cm is midget territory
>>538515104pure rng
>>538514681I'm the serial uma killer behind this. I will target your favorite uma next.
>>538514994Last time i rolled was during Curren Chan and i dont even have 30k now. I play the game everyday
>>538503232only pulling on summer costume banners for umas. everything else for support cards.
>>538515115As a cunny enjoyer even 144cm is pushing it
>>538515104RNGThere's that one run where I maxed her even before junior november but she never went for a dateNot until exactly a day AFTER classic new year
>>538515104it's RNG. nothing going through the whole junior year with her at green and it not happening.
>>538514760nta but I bought only 3 monthly packs (6000 carats, used up a 1000 for daily rolls) and starting packs (3000 used on those paied carats only banners) rolled 40 at launch, 200 on kitasan and 70 on creek and right now I have 41k caratsa f2p that was here from day 1 and didn't roll even once should have something like 60-70k
Bakushin rape
>>5385149534'9" is basically a midget. Thats like a 12 year olds height.
>>538514795Why would it be? A lot of the shit your umas do depends on their wit from positioning to skill activation.If you're talking about carrying 5 wit cards to never rest then yes it's a meme. Just take the migraine and move on.
>>538514760NTA, but I rerolled for kita, 200 pulls. I sparked on SC, 200 pulls. I pulled 60 times on uma banners. And currently i have 50 pulls + 10 of each ticket saved
The goodest girl
>>538515165Rice not being cunny territory is fucking ridiculous.
>>538515151eeew hagDelete this
>>538515031do you like Mambo?>yesyou can stay>nogo away
>>538514953150cm is pretty damn small, anon.
Oh come on...
>>538514953>why did they made a midget a midgetcuz 150 is midget size, get over it seafag
>>538503171Possibly cancer
>>538515309I DONT WANT DAMN SMALLI WANT TINY
>>538515150I sparked for kita and I have 40k in the bank rn. A creek spark would have left me with about 70 rolls which isnt that far off from what he said. But I've been playing since release
>>538515309N-no, its not. Its just a little below male average
Anything below 190 is small
>>538515151As hot as this is, I don't want to see my Uma running a race wearing a bikini, looks dumb.
>>538515306mambo :D mamboumatsuri mambo :DDDD
>>538515448most of them dont wear bikinis
>>538515448okay sir gaylord
>>538515423>183cmI’m so kawaii…
>>538514795Uma Musume is a dead horse gameIf Doto Scarlet Mambo dies, I dont think I could take it much longer.
>>538515529>see-throughMejiro McSlut
>grass killed haruBut grass died first?
>>538515401A little below male average for who? The pygmy people of the Congo Basin?
I don't like gold shit and refuse to use her
Does round 1 start today? Or is it tomorrow.
>>538503232My wife Biwa comes with a free meta uma
>>538515672the whole grass thing makes this all the sadder, not to mention her sudden surge in popularity thanks to global
Will they give compensation gems for her dead?
post something... anything
>>538515745Why does Biwa look like the biggest gigastacey but she is just a weird nerd?
>>538515745Head too big.
>>538509087>He retired earlyhe actually kept running longer than most champion horses
>>538515791I remember people baseding over these comments. If you want to troll twitter or reddit it's easy bait.
>>538515820What the fuck is this it's so cute
>>538515791>for her dead>deadseanig pls
>>538515820BASED
>>538515820ULALA SCORES
>>538515791bwo...
>>538515745her head is so big.....
Holy shit seiun my fucking BELOVED
>>538515448As if running on high heels isn't already dumb enough
>>538515873I had good results here after grass wonder's passing
>>538515950>speed>4 whites
>>538515950>no groundwork sparkBack to the grind!
>>538515950>no URA FinaleTrash
>>538515997horses basically always run in high heels tho
Biwa's head is almost as big as Tikezo’s tits
>>538515885do you not know what divegrass is?
>>538515820Why is there a car...
>>538515791fucking kill yourself imagen, even if it’s bait
>>538515448your opinion on the wedding dresses?
>>538515943>>538516087Biwas Head is actually proportional too her body since she is huge.Super Creek has a bigger head on a smaller body.
>>538509843thanks bwo...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bGIhhxidvac
https://friday.kodansha.co.jp/article/438213?page=1#goog_rewarded
>>538515997
I can call myself an owner now
>>538516145Depends on the design, but most of them run in fancy dresses, so it works.
>>538516202t.
>>538516117No :,( I love this what the fuck
>>538516323Oh hey. Bobblehead mode from Killing Floor 2, my beloved.
>>538509369I would say no but Gold Ship is the kind of troll fucker to die on the spot just to be unpredictable
>>538516082yeah but they have human feet
>>538516265How many shares for the full horse?
>>538516265>own a fillyno uohing5 carats fine
>>538516265i thought someone named their horse "myracehorse" for a moment
>>538515791Kys seanigAnd stop using Tachy for your posts
>>538516324There is a thread on this very board >>538351125
>>538516324go check out /4ccg/
>>538516145It would be more cuter if they lift up the front long skirt when they run but I'm disappointed they all use the default animation
>>538516387$600k
>>538516383they also pack the streanght of a horse into a human bodyyou are not supposed to think about it too much
>>538509087It's funny that the biggest injury he got was from when he bit onto a post.
>>538515835
>>538516145The ultimate uma skin. It doesn't get better than that
>>538508894those two were really old, dober and doto are next.
>>538516618strength* FUCK
>>538516703>>538516703>>538516703
Teio!
Bros, nips are blaming gaijins for her death. They're saying the inferior gaijin grass killed her.
>>538505032That's as fucked up as imagining Ombudsman dying from the same fate as Aston Machan all from that diet.
>>538516634he was mocking air shakur
>>538516130You can mod the game to absurdity, so they replaced a player model with a car. It's not an actual car and has a detection box inside the car model that is shaped like human players. So while the car seems like it has a huge advantage visually. The ball needs to clip inside the dead center of the model for it to register that the player has the ball and is kicking it. Same with the touhou in a motorcycle.
>>538505504I FUCKING KNEW IT>>538505514Aww.>>538506224Well uma is if anything true to its origin.
>>538515820There's already been a /vg/ league with /uma/?
>>538515820BWITWhen was this?
>>538515216Too sexyNot my Bakushin
>>538507464I remember being 16.
>>538506000trips confirm, sorry nips
>>538514021the real brian was tiny
>>538516425Listen man we're two steps away from Horsey McHorseface.
>>538509193oh god, the ryegrass....TONS of itwe killed her.....
>>538508389Halo (sundayman's dad) liked to catch and drown birds in his water bucket
